December 30, 2024 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here's a twenty twenty four highlight from Elvis Dran in
the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
We should bring back the let me speak to the
manager segment.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Name anytime you want.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I mean, well, really, well, have you watched people? I
heard from our text message department in the back that
people were complaining about our show today. What let me
see what they said? Yeah, but the people in the
back are reporting back to me. Why do you guys
always talking about Pooh on your show because that's what
(00:35):
people do?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, whoever answered said, well, we all pooh? Are you triggered?
Are you triggered over pooh conversation? Well, that's not nice.
And then we got to complain from a parent who
is They were very nice. By the way. We were
talking earlier about that club that used to be in
New York City, Danielle other vaults, vaults, guys, I love you.
(01:00):
I'll listen every day. The conversation about the vaults this
morning went too far. Please imagine you're in your car
with your eleven year old trying to explain why Elvis
is talking about men putting their d I can't say
ds through a chain link fence. You guys are better
than this. Well, no offense, mom or dad. We're not
(01:20):
better than that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Do you know the visual I am right now, this
poor dad getting a phone call from school today at
recess today. We just wanted to tell you what your
son was doing the fence.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, I don't want to I don't want to offend anyone.
And we love listening people who listen to us, But
this show has never been meant for eleven year old.
We talk about suggestive things all the time. We do
it in a way that we can legally get away
with it. And I'm sorry, I mean, I don't mean
(01:58):
to offend.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
At least twelve. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Look, you know, I don't know. I don't know what
it's like being a parent, and so I get it.
If I was a parent with an eleven year old
in the in the car, I would not turn this
show on. You turn it down?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Would you just have to turn it? If you hear
like us all of a sudden say certain words, you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Turn it down? Well, yeah, sometimes you can't be fast enough.
And now here's someone else, you know, Gandhi you're talking
about how your Instagram was flagged and now your name
on Instagram baby hot Sauce. Yeah, it is like flagged
because it has the word baby in the word a
hot in it. Yeah, so this person keeps saying, I
(02:38):
think on the reason Gandhi's Instagram got flagged for sexual content,
I can explain, I know, but they've texted it like
ten times. I gotta block you. You better get that.
If you want to get in touch with the call
them now. If you send us messages over and over
and over, we block you. Just let you know.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
You think it could be a glitch though in the system,
or that they actually hit ten times.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, it's someone who wants to get our attention, and
obviously they did. I'm talking about it, but I'm gonna
walk them good bye. Better you better go, better go,
better go get it. Get that number. I wonder how
many people we've blocked over the years. People this day
say things that just piss us off, right, you know
what I'm saying? Oh yeah, yeah, we're easily offended.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So we talk about poop, we talk about men putting
their junk through chain link fences.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm sure when I go home today, I'll get questioned
by my kids. So Ma, tell us about that time
you and dad went to the vault.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm like, oh jeez, and the naked man was licking
mommy's toes. You know, wait, no, seriously, we are not
a show for eleven year old I get it, but
we never have been. When we first remember Scary you
were here. Then we started doing the show, and they
always Tom Polman was the program director. He said, you
(03:51):
need to have a mommy and me show. Always keep
in mind it's mommy and me in the car on
the way to school. No, I'm not to do a
mommy and me show. Be safe for both.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Change. I thought we had a.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Certain time of the morning at one point where we
were like, okay, so this is we can do it
now because most kids are in.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
After eight thirty. We were then you want to do
the questionable content after eight thirty nine o'clock, get into
that stuff. Our show is what it is. Look, you
don't go to Long John Silvers and ask for hamburgers,
you know what I'm saying. You know, I don't know
(04:32):
what that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Came Long John silver anyways, I don't even know if.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Here in Santa Fe we've got them. We still you know,
we still have an olive garden and those are closing down.
Left right. You don't go to Olive Garden.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And order.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hamburgers. You know, you don't come to our show and
expect us not to talk about penises in chain link fences. Sorry,
I mean, am I coming across as an ahole? I
don't mean b But that's our show.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, And you have to be able to talk to
your kids about what they hear anyway and say for
sure you know this is this, this is that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You know as a mommy, you can say that. But
I'm not a parent, so I cannot tell anyone how
to be a parent. I'm not Look, it's got to
be rough in this world. And I know that you
want to listen to our show in the mornings and
you want to protect your kids from the filth that
survives in this world. Not my problem, no offense is
I can't. I can't change the show. Discuss more things
(05:30):
on their phone on their own at school, they may,
but that's not our thing. I mean, I I cannot
sit here and defend why you should let your kid
listen to our show. Don't listen. I'm not sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Kids on the playground are talking about way worse stuff than.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
We I know. But guys, that's not our problem. It's
not you know, you're you're a parent, Danielle right that
we should not sit here and have to worry about
what the kids are hearing on the playground or whatever.
Just because they're hearing it on the playground doesn't mean
we're allowed to do whatever. No, as a parent, you
choose what your kids listen to.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Of course, you have that you know, and like you said,
if it's something that you don't want them to listen to,
you have to turn it off or not listen to
it when they're there. You know, what are you gonna
And nowadays we have the replay channel so you can
listen to us when the kids aren't there if you
need to.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Now I feel like a jerk.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Why, I don't know. I think it's an interesting phenomenon
because I think a lot of people are so used
to just having their feed curated to them and everything
that they like and what they want, that when they
hear something they don't, they're like, I'm gonna fix this,
But you can't. You can't fix other people's content. You
just have to what are you doing on technically?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What do you do if you don't like something? You
just don't You flick your finger. Well, I know, but
they can. They can control their kids online. Scary think
that throat.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Come on, I mean, obviously you want to protect your kids.
We all want to protect our kids. But you know this,
but this is not the show that you should you know. No,
we've only talked like this.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm not going to apologize.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Doesn't like what we say. I gotta apologize to my
mother half the time.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And you know I love your mother. You owe her
no apologies. Tell her turn on light FM. It's nice
and safe over there. They're playing a carpenter's song right now,
like Rainy Days and Mondays or whatever song they're playing.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
She's like, Danny, what did you mean by I'm like,
uh uh, all.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Right now, I feel like like the evil, evil idiot
on the radio talking about mean things.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I don't think anything was mean.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Talking about Penis system, chain leak fences and Pooh.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Listen, a Dinger through the Fence is a fabulous morning
visual getting awards and this should be highlighted.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You're perfectly on brand. By the way.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Kids love Pooh so like, especially.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Boys, if they hear Pooh on the radio, they think
it's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Is it poo or farts? I think they're in a
fart both.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No poop and farts.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Everything one's just a preamble to the next, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, my three year old nephew everybody, he tells everybody,
I'm gonna hoop on your head, So it's all about pooping.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
What an awful parent you are, right? Hold on Live
nineteen is Carrie? Oh god, she has a seven year old.
Oh lord, you must hate Carrie, You must hate us.
This is not a good show for seven year olds
to listen to.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh no, it's perfectly fine. I love it. We go
every morning on our commune to either work or school,
and she's just in the background, vibing with all of us, vibing.
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
But if I'm talking about a gentleman in a club
sticking his penis through a chainley fence, I mean, do
you want your seven year old to hear that? I
mean I wouldn't want my seven year old to listen
to that.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
No offense.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I don't think she understands what that is. So it
just goes through here and not the other.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, has she ever asked you a question like that?
You have to explain what we were talking about.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
No, never, not once. He just laughs when I laugh.
And then when we do like the guessing games, when
it's like a song or something and I'm getting mad
at the person on the line who doesn't know, She's like, Mommy,
it's okay, they're trying.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well, Carrie, look, at the end of the day, we
love that you listen. But if it's offensive for your
kid as a parent, that's your decision to turn it off, right,
You agree.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
With that exactly? Yes, oh yeah. If I hear something like,
oh well, maybe she'll understand this, then I'll turn it down.
And then I'm like, are they done? And then I'll
turn it right back up.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Mommy, mommy, why did you turn the radio down? Well,
they're talking about petises and a chain.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Linking exactly exactly. You're standing right beside me now, and
she's like smile and she's like, oh, my god, is
that good?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh no, no, no, no dirty josten to this, my god.
All right, Well, look, thank you, Carrie, and we do
appreciate you listening to us every day. You have a
great weekend. Promise I promise, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
All right, take care by My kids grew up with Froggy,
like to me, there's nothing for.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Froggy shalic, froddy Froggy, what shalik frog.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
On a friend that you should ever put on speakerphone
because when I call you, if you don't tell me,
there's other people that can hear me. I'm going to
be me and I'm going to say whatever I want
to say, and that's what you expect from me. But
if you don't want that, then tell me. I'm on speakerphone,
and I will temper it. I will understand there's children around,
I shouldn't say this, this and that. But even then
(10:26):
sometimes my my litmus is off and I'll just say whatever,
even if your kids.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Are in the car.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I go on vacation with Froggy and let your kids
hang around him. They learn things very quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
But we had fun. Did we not had a great time?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yes, exactly, And the kids are scarred for life.
Here's a twenty twenty four highlight from Elvis Dran in
the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
We should bring back the let me speak to the
manager segment.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Name anytime you want.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I mean, well, really, well, have you watched people? I
heard from our text message department in the back that
people were complaining about our show today. What let me
see what they said? Yeah, but the people in the
back are reporting back to me. Why do you guys
always talking about Pooh on your show because that's what
(00:35):
people do?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, whoever answered said, well, we all pooh? Are you triggered?
Are you triggered over pooh conversation? Well, that's not nice.
And then we got to complain from a parent who
is They were very nice. By the way. We were
talking earlier about that club that used to be in
New York City, Danielle other vaults, vaults, guys, I love you.
(01:00):
I'll listen every day. The conversation about the vaults this
morning went too far. Please imagine you're in your car
with your eleven year old trying to explain why Elvis
is talking about men putting their d I can't say
ds through a chain link fence. You guys are better
than this. Well, no offense, mom or dad. We're not
(01:20):
better than that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Do you know the visual I am right now, this
poor dad getting a phone call from school today at
recess today. We just wanted to tell you what your
son was doing the fence.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, I don't want to I don't want to offend anyone.
And we love listening people who listen to us, But
this show has never been meant for eleven year old.
We talk about suggestive things all the time. We do
it in a way that we can legally get away
with it. And I'm sorry, I mean, I don't mean
(01:58):
to offend.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
At least twelve. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Look, you know, I don't know. I don't know what
it's like being a parent, and so I get it.
If I was a parent with an eleven year old
in the in the car, I would not turn this
show on. You turn it down?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Would you just have to turn it? If you hear
like us all of a sudden say certain words, you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Turn it down? Well, yeah, sometimes you can't be fast enough.
And now here's someone else, you know, Gandhi you're talking
about how your Instagram was flagged and now your name
on Instagram baby hot Sauce. Yeah, it is like flagged
because it has the word baby in the word a
hot in it. Yeah, so this person keeps saying, I
(02:38):
think on the reason Gandhi's Instagram got flagged for sexual content,
I can explain, I know, but they've texted it like
ten times. I gotta block you. You better get that.
If you want to get in touch with the call
them now. If you send us messages over and over
and over, we block you. Just let you know.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
You think it could be a glitch though in the system,
or that they actually hit ten times.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, it's someone who wants to get our attention, and
obviously they did. I'm talking about it, but I'm gonna
walk them good bye. Better you better go, better go,
better go get it. Get that number. I wonder how
many people we've blocked over the years. People this day
say things that just piss us off, right, you know
what I'm saying? Oh yeah, yeah, we're easily offended.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So we talk about poop, we talk about men putting
their junk through chain link fences.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm sure when I go home today, I'll get questioned
by my kids. So Ma, tell us about that time
you and dad went to the vault.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm like, oh jeez, and the naked man was licking
mommy's toes. You know, wait, no, seriously, we are not
a show for eleven year old I get it, but
we never have been. When we first remember Scary you
were here. Then we started doing the show, and they
always Tom Polman was the program director. He said, you
(03:51):
need to have a mommy and me show. Always keep
in mind it's mommy and me in the car on
the way to school. No, I'm not to do a
mommy and me show. Be safe for both.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Change. I thought we had a.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Certain time of the morning at one point where we
were like, okay, so this is we can do it
now because most kids are in.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
After eight thirty. We were then you want to do
the questionable content after eight thirty nine o'clock, get into
that stuff. Our show is what it is. Look, you
don't go to Long John Silvers and ask for hamburgers,
you know what I'm saying. You know, I don't know
(04:32):
what that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Came Long John silver anyways, I don't even know if.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Here in Santa Fe we've got them. We still you know,
we still have an olive garden and those are closing down.
Left right. You don't go to Olive Garden.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And order.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hamburgers. You know, you don't come to our show and
expect us not to talk about penises in chain link fences. Sorry,
I mean, am I coming across as an ahole? I
don't mean b But that's our show.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, And you have to be able to talk to
your kids about what they hear anyway and say for
sure you know this is this, this is that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You know as a mommy, you can say that. But
I'm not a parent, so I cannot tell anyone how
to be a parent. I'm not Look, it's got to
be rough in this world. And I know that you
want to listen to our show in the mornings and
you want to protect your kids from the filth that
survives in this world. Not my problem, no offense is
I can't. I can't change the show. Discuss more things
(05:30):
on their phone on their own at school, they may,
but that's not our thing. I mean, I I cannot
sit here and defend why you should let your kid
listen to our show. Don't listen. I'm not sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Kids on the playground are talking about way worse stuff than.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
We I know. But guys, that's not our problem. It's
not you know, you're you're a parent, Danielle right that
we should not sit here and have to worry about
what the kids are hearing on the playground or whatever.
Just because they're hearing it on the playground doesn't mean
we're allowed to do whatever. No, as a parent, you
choose what your kids listen to.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Of course, you have that you know, and like you said,
if it's something that you don't want them to listen to,
you have to turn it off or not listen to
it when they're there. You know, what are you gonna
And nowadays we have the replay channel so you can
listen to us when the kids aren't there if you
need to.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Now I feel like a jerk.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Why, I don't know. I think it's an interesting phenomenon
because I think a lot of people are so used
to just having their feed curated to them and everything
that they like and what they want, that when they
hear something they don't, they're like, I'm gonna fix this,
But you can't. You can't fix other people's content. You
just have to what are you doing on technically?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What do you do if you don't like something? You
just don't You flick your finger. Well, I know, but
they can. They can control their kids online. Scary think
that throat.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Come on, I mean, obviously you want to protect your kids.
We all want to protect our kids. But you know this,
but this is not the show that you should you know. No,
we've only talked like this.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm not going to apologize.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Doesn't like what we say. I gotta apologize to my
mother half the time.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And you know I love your mother. You owe her
no apologies. Tell her turn on light FM. It's nice
and safe over there. They're playing a carpenter's song right now,
like Rainy Days and Mondays or whatever song they're playing.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
She's like, Danny, what did you mean by I'm like,
uh uh, all.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Right now, I feel like like the evil, evil idiot
on the radio talking about mean things.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I don't think anything was mean.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Talking about Penis system, chain leak fences and Pooh.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Listen, a Dinger through the Fence is a fabulous morning
visual getting awards and this should be highlighted.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You're perfectly on brand. By the way.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Kids love Pooh so like, especially.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Boys, if they hear Pooh on the radio, they think
it's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Is it poo or farts? I think they're in a
fart both.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No poop and farts.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Everything one's just a preamble to the next, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, my three year old nephew everybody, he tells everybody,
I'm gonna hoop on your head, So it's all about pooping.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
What an awful parent you are, right? Hold on Live
nineteen is Carrie? Oh god, she has a seven year old.
Oh lord, you must hate Carrie, You must hate us.
This is not a good show for seven year olds
to listen to.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh no, it's perfectly fine. I love it. We go
every morning on our commune to either work or school,
and she's just in the background, vibing with all of us, vibing.
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
But if I'm talking about a gentleman in a club
sticking his penis through a chainley fence, I mean, do
you want your seven year old to hear that? I
mean I wouldn't want my seven year old to listen
to that.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
No offense.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I don't think she understands what that is. So it
just goes through here and not the other.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, has she ever asked you a question like that?
You have to explain what we were talking about.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
No, never, not once. He just laughs when I laugh.
And then when we do like the guessing games, when
it's like a song or something and I'm getting mad
at the person on the line who doesn't know, She's like, Mommy,
it's okay, they're trying.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well, Carrie, look, at the end of the day, we
love that you listen. But if it's offensive for your
kid as a parent, that's your decision to turn it off, right,
You agree.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
With that exactly? Yes, oh yeah. If I hear something like,
oh well, maybe she'll understand this, then I'll turn it down.
And then I'm like, are they done? And then I'll
turn it right back up.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Mommy, mommy, why did you turn the radio down? Well,
they're talking about petises and a chain.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Linking exactly exactly. You're standing right beside me now, and
she's like smile and she's like, oh, my god, is
that good?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh no, no, no, no dirty josten to this, my god.
All right, Well, look, thank you, Carrie, and we do
appreciate you listening to us every day. You have a
great weekend. Promise I promise, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
All right, take care by My kids grew up with Froggy,
like to me, there's nothing for.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Froggy shalic, froddy Froggy, what shalik frog.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
On a friend that you should ever put on speakerphone
because when I call you, if you don't tell me,
there's other people that can hear me. I'm going to
be me and I'm going to say whatever I want
to say, and that's what you expect from me. But
if you don't want that, then tell me. I'm on speakerphone,
and I will temper it. I will understand there's children around,
I shouldn't say this, this and that. But even then
(10:26):
sometimes my my litmus is off and I'll just say whatever,
even if your kids.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Are in the car.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I go on vacation with Froggy and let your kids
hang around him. They learn things very quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
But we had fun. Did we not had a great time?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yes, exactly, And the kids are scarred for life.
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