FULL SHOW: The Day We Expose Ourselves

Are you secretly a flake, or just overcommitted? Today, we spill on juicy high school scandals, reveal hookup numbers, and share the weird, creepy things we did as kids. Plus, Scotty’s bizarre doctor visit, a hilarious round of Finish the Lyric, and what this show has taught us about life, love, and everything in between!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvister, Elvis d Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Where Gandhi went to school in Florida. Yeah, you guys
really were just bad kids.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Bad kids. Yeah, there's a lot going on with Flanagan.
It was it's I don't know if it's still way
too big, but it's humongous, and then it's right in
the middle of some very affluent areas and then it's
like hood adjacent, so you have kids from all different
walks of life converging in one place. We love diversity, yes,
oh it was the most diverse place ever.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well that's a good thing. Yeah, but also it's a
recipe for some crazy Shenanigans. Yes, Shenanigans at Flanagans plantat Flannagan,
Plantic and Shenanigan.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
The way it's set up, it's like there are it's
like a campus, so there are all these different buildings
that you have to walk outside to get from one
building to the other. We had police on horseback. It
was just there's a lot going on.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
But what was the porn with the snake in the place.
There's a sex tape and the whole school saw it.
Yeh see, that's another not good, not good at all.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
So guy and a girl were dating. He hooked up
with somebody else and there was a video made. The
girl he was dating found out got a hold of
said video through a viewing party so that everybody could
see the video. There was a snake involved, very weird.
Then the cops found out about what happened, came to
the school to ask her about what happened and get

(01:21):
a copy of this video. The guy ended up going
to jail because he had already graduated and the girl
that he hooked up hooked up with was like fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
And the one of the many layers to the story.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Many layers tell.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Us what else happened at Flanagan. By the way, everyone
at Flanagan was like, oh my god, yours on the radio.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
To are talking about the poop bandit have you heard about.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
The Danielle the Flannagan poop band?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
No tell me, So, you know, you could make those
morning announcements. But the way it was made was you
could call from any phone as long as there was
a code that you knew to put in. So somebody
got the code and then would call and you would
just hear the little like beaming and all they would
say was poop. Sometimes it would be poopity poop poop,

(02:02):
but it was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Did they figure out the poop band it was?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I got I got info way later about who apparently
the poop band it was.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
We have a poop banded here. But they don't just say.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Poop, no, they do. They leave it on the wall.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
A little different.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
On our high school, we had many incidents, but one
was one of our teachers who was who was gay,
used to take us out to the gay bars.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh well, I was.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Fourteen years old. Who we had a lot of We
had a lot of fun, but you know, it all
caught up to this teacher and you know, oh yeah,
there's that summer. What about you, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
I had one of my friend's boyfriends killed the block
down the block from the school. I had a friend boyfriend,
not my boyfriend, my friend's boyfriend. I had a friend.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
We think he jumped from somebody's roof, but we're not
where it's.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
The bronx said said incidents.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
But there was that one time where all the girls
got jumped on the bus and they thought I was
there causing problems. I wasn't, but they came after us anyway,
and this one girl spit on me so many times
on the bus. And my one girlfriend she had like
she had footprints on her face.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
It was crazy.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
There's nothing fun about any of these others. I grew
up in the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Where do you want from?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
They got to be some crazy craft that went on.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
No poop bandit?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
What's up there, Garrett? So our football coach got arrested.
Here's why. So I went to mon sigior Farrell and
Staten Island care. Go ahead, give the name of that school.

Speaker 9 (03:30):
That's right, because it was headlines everywhere, all right. So
his office was in a trailer on the football field,
and no one understood why he didn't have a normal
office inside the school. Turns out he was also a
side drug dealer, so he was coaching football and then
on the side selling drugs out of the container where
all the football equipment was.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Huh, Staten Island, baby, there you go.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You should read some of these text messages. What do
you got there? Scary?

Speaker 10 (03:53):
We had the dumpster fire in our school, the dumpster
fire incident where we would go outside and hang out
at lunchtime, and then once that fire happened, never to
be let back out again the end.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
But at least these text messages crazy, some of them are.
I don't even know who you can talk about halving
these things. I mean, you know what, Look, you know,
when you're in high school, that's a very interesting age
where you're coming of age but you're still you know,
immature in many ways, and so crazy crap goes down.
I don't know what's that, Scottie being.

Speaker 11 (04:25):
There was a big test in our high school, JFK
on Long Island, Gohawks, and one of the kids poured
a big jug of muriatic acid in the hallway that
just it like blinded everybody, and everybody had to be evacuated.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
And then another time it actually blinded everyone in the
high school.

Speaker 11 (04:41):
It got into your your eyes on my god, we
didn't do that, but what we did is we put
crickets in the heating vents. Oh, so they were running
through all the classrooms making cricket noises and nobody could concentrate.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, speaking of, we have some talk back. I mean this,
let's see, here's what happened in this school.

Speaker 12 (04:58):
Let's see, so in my high school, a group of
students lit a whole box of baby chicks cuff like
in the four years and they went everywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
It took like two days to find them all baby chicks.
And then there's this. This one actually made national NEWSS.

Speaker 13 (05:12):
Did for wearing a dress to prom.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
It was a guy who wore addressed to PROMS.

Speaker 13 (05:17):
Did for wearing a dress to prom. For inciting a riot.
He was on the Maury Povid Show and MTV called
him about doing something with Aerosmith and the dude looks
like a lady.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, another incident in high school.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Some of the stuff I read on those text messages
was nuts. They said one girl had a baby at
disney World and nobody even knew she was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It happens.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Those are Danielle's face.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Of those shows. I didn't know I was pregnant. Whatever,
I was pregnant twice, I knew it both times.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Here's one the science teacher did a class experiment. The
girls had to wear bikinis and he had them get
changed and they found a video camera recording them. He
used to say he was fired. See that's the perfect
did you imagine?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Needless to say, he kept his job.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
He stayed around.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Good Morning renee, hi, hi, how are you? We're doing okay?
And some of these stories are sad, but some of
them are very entertaining. What happened to you?

Speaker 14 (06:20):
So one year, every year I was to say, the
health teacher in high school would always show the driver's
at video and the teacher would put the video in,
go sit in the back of the library.

Speaker 15 (06:30):
And read his paper.

Speaker 14 (06:31):
So one year a group of guys said, you know what,
right after they show the video for the last time
that year, why don't we steal the video dub a
porn over it? And then the following year they knew
when they were going to watch the video again, they
all quote how to get a book out of the library.
So they went to the library or the teacher put
in the video, go to the back of the library,

(06:53):
and all of a sudden you heard the music, and
the teacher dove over the table, ran to the and
tried to videos quickly.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
No one was harmed. It's a nice innocent porn on
the driver said video.

Speaker 16 (07:12):
Story there health class, So I mean a little of course.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Exactly, all right, thank you, renate, have a great day,
no problem. Here's one we had a student poop in
the bottom of a vending machine. When people bought something,
it fell down in the poop and they grabbed it.

(07:40):
Come on in Erie, Pennsylvania, straight and eight. Nothing ever
happened in your home. We went to a private Catholic school,
so I mean we had well, we did have.

Speaker 17 (07:48):
The phantom pooper, like a lot of people, and they
would go in the urinal and the legend was it
was so large the janitor had to remove it and
put it in foil and throw it away.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I don't think that's true.

Speaker 17 (08:00):
I don't know, but that's what somebody's That's what Jeff
jack Glass told me, and I believe that.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Froggy he's having issues with connection.

Speaker 18 (08:12):
Hello Laura, Hi Elvis, how are you.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
We're doing well? What happened in your school?

Speaker 19 (08:19):
Someone sprayed pepper spray into our ventilations.

Speaker 20 (08:23):
We all had to be evacuated and then we got.

Speaker 19 (08:25):
A half day people.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
There's nothing funny about that.

Speaker 21 (08:31):
Worse.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I'm going to go back to the group bandit, but
I have to Laura, thank you, hang on you too,
have a great day.

Speaker 22 (08:41):
I guarantee somebody had a test that they didn't study.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Someone did that at our school with a bomb threat.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Hey, let's not give anybody the ideas.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You know, your school was full of just hooligans.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I'm telling you it was.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
And I got a text message from some of my
friends that are down there and they said, it's still
a crap show over there.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
So okay, they're listening right now's.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Been closed down, but we won't talk about that.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
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(09:29):
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Speaker 1 (09:31):
To Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Isaac.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Hi, this is this is it, and you're listening to
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. We should get into
this contest. Let's do it. Welcome back to finish the lyric.
The game that's impossible to win unless you know your lyrics.
There are some people that know every lyric to every song,

(10:07):
and I think it's in a genetic makeup with someone.
Either they retain the lyrics in their brain or they don't.
I don't. I don't even know exactly. I have no
memory whatsoever. I don't even understand what they're saying most
of the time. Sorry, I need subtitles, but we don't
have anything to watch.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
So many times it sounds like they're saying one thing,
but they're really saying something else.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
This is true, I tell you. Let's go talk to
Alison from Beautiful Button, New Jersey, Bullen. I'm going to
morning Allison. You know you're doing. You're like, you're like
thirty minutes from where I'm sitting right now.

Speaker 23 (10:45):
In Beautiful No kidding.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Hey, So, what is the name of that great pizza place.
It's a tavern in Booton, New Jersey.

Speaker 24 (10:53):
There are we actually have quite a few. One is
Reservoir Can That's it.

Speaker 25 (10:58):
That's another one.

Speaker 26 (10:59):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Well, there's more.

Speaker 24 (11:01):
Yeahs tavern is the big popular place in that all
the locals go to.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I love that. Well, Allison. We totally trust in you.
I know you know your music lyrics, but in case
you don't. We also have a backup. Don't get mad
at us, Allison, don't get mad.

Speaker 26 (11:18):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Liz is from glen Cove, a VET tech student, which
we love. Congratulations Liz on your pending graduation. That's cool.
Oh you want them all together? Sure it would have
been nice right there. Yeah, that would have sounded slick
in a way. Liz. How you doing.

Speaker 27 (11:40):
I'm good? Just driving to school?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh good? Well, look you're the backup. Say how to Alison.
By the way, you're her cover?

Speaker 27 (11:47):
Hi, Alison, good bus high Liz.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Let's not get mad. So if Alison fails, Liz, you
have to swoop in and save the day, Okay.

Speaker 27 (11:58):
Like right away?

Speaker 28 (11:59):
Yeah, we'll ask Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Here we go. Okay, I have five songs before me,
maybe more. Uh and these are all great songs that
they were very popular in their time or today. We're both.
Let's see if you can finish the lyrics. You'll hear some.
Then you have to finish. Here we go. We'll start
with you Alison lyrics.

Speaker 24 (12:27):
Oh, I know it's for real, but I don't. It's beautiful.
I don't know, I don't know. I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (12:36):
Not a good start.

Speaker 29 (12:36):
Not a good start.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I think that word is one of the pieces of
the puzzle. Liz, Liz beautiful. I just want.

Speaker 27 (12:49):
I just won't you know.

Speaker 24 (12:53):
You're my favorite girl?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Who all right, all right now.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
It was a bit pitchy, but she got it.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I know we're under way, but let's not. Let's not
think we've won it all yet. We got work to do. Allison,
back to you. Finish this lyric.

Speaker 27 (13:14):
Right here at.

Speaker 24 (13:27):
Mm hm oh, Jesus, Shawn Nandez.

Speaker 30 (13:31):
I know Jesse McCartney, I know, but we're Yeah.

Speaker 31 (13:38):
I met him, I met him. I'm sailing.

Speaker 25 (13:40):
You know what I'm failing.

Speaker 29 (13:42):
I'm sailing. I'm apologizing.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Go ahead now, don't give up quite yet. Okay, so
we know it's Jesse McCartney. The lyrics were, why don't
you tell him that I'm leaving, never looking back again?
You found somebody who does it better than he can,
No more making you cry, no more of them, grace guys.

(14:06):
And then he says, what m hmm, I'm leaving on it?
Give was that Li or Alice? Alison? I feel good
about this next one?

Speaker 31 (14:26):
I hope, I hope so and that is sad.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
No hold on this the one listen closely.

Speaker 24 (14:39):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
What that was.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
What one more time?

Speaker 32 (14:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I got him say, uh you do finish?

Speaker 26 (14:53):
No?

Speaker 33 (14:54):
No, no, no, hell yeah, I don't think I know
that song.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
What I never in my life have I This is
Scarry Jones. Yes, I never heard that.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I love how you identified yourself.

Speaker 34 (15:14):
Usually I like, I know everything, I know every song,
but I don't know that song.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
By the way, this is Scared Jones. Okay, well yourself.
All right, come on, Allison, let's if you can. Let's
se if you can finish these lyrics. This is a
big hit from the day.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to
date but a year to make gloves? She wanted you
to wait, let me tell your story in my situation?

Speaker 35 (15:41):
Mm hmm, oh god, I know what the I know
what the chorus is.

Speaker 24 (15:46):
I know girl, you got what, you got what I need?
But you say he's that's the friend.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, that is the chorus, but it doesn't fit in
your I mean you a lot of people wuld even
get that.

Speaker 24 (15:57):
Barkis Nz Marty and I got the chus.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
But I tell you the story of my situation. And
then all right, what about you?

Speaker 29 (16:06):
Parting in news?

Speaker 31 (16:08):
Parting a new nation.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
No, but you sound so proud of yourself. It really
is not. We're starting a new nation.

Speaker 8 (16:18):
It's this to this girl from the US nation.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
So it sounds starting a new nation, but it's not. Okay,
let's go back to this. Alison, finish these lyrics. Here
we go. I do my head toms check one name.

Speaker 36 (16:33):
Let me how you feel?

Speaker 31 (16:35):
Feeling cool as hell?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
So good at house, good house, judge, She said, God,
I got we should play that song right now. So
Liz got three, Allison got one? Is that is that right? Yeah?
About that? You do have something for Alison, though, she
can't just walk away empty handed. Hello, Yeah, Alice, we're

(17:01):
going to you know, we're gon.

Speaker 37 (17:07):
We're gonna load you down with the Elvis apparel absolutely
right T shirt all thanks to Hackensack Radio.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
Makes it seem like you're getting this like Sweatpantsif.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Sweatshirt, you can hopefully look as good as me were.
Make sure you build another closet. Well, thank you?

Speaker 6 (17:27):
Can?

Speaker 29 (17:27):
I can?

Speaker 19 (17:27):
I can?

Speaker 35 (17:28):
I just say something real quick?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Sure? Hold on?

Speaker 23 (17:31):
Just Alison?

Speaker 38 (17:32):
It Allison A thousand so so I.

Speaker 35 (17:36):
Am one of the old school listeners.

Speaker 24 (17:37):
I've been listening to you guys for since I was
a teenager and now I'm in my forties. I'm a teacher,
and I know that I know.

Speaker 38 (17:46):
And and Elvis, you you, you and Danielle and the
whole team.

Speaker 24 (17:51):
You guys have you know, been there through a lot
of ups and downs. And I have followed all of
your stories, and you know, I remember being comforted during
September eleventh and and just so many wonderful things. And
you've been my mornings every morning on my way.

Speaker 31 (18:03):
To school for decades now, So I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Sweatshirt on a date.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
She's loyalty, should get a crown, a t R or something.
I don't know to send her something else, don't be
you know, maybe I'm really pulled Alison. All Right, Allison,
we're gonna give you five hundred dollars, butter our biscuits

(18:30):
get okay now so much, don't don't hang out, but
Liz online one you want it, so you have to
get something better than hundred dollars. It is better. It's
one hundred pennies.

Speaker 27 (18:47):
And may I just add that I've been listening to
you guys since I was five, Elvis and Elliott, and
I am now four.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Wow, nice and We grew up.

Speaker 27 (18:59):
On you every morning thing. My mom was a teacher,
so she woke us up. But the you know ask
and that was my growing up. If you guys, it's
so icing Disney World and so you know you get.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Five Yeah, you know you have five hundred and two
hundred pennies. Yes, Gandhi, don't you.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Think she deserves a hoodie and a T shirt? Also?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes, she give her the apparel the apparel line. We're
also going to give you some food out of Gandhi's
desk and.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Ms at my desk.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Oh yeah, congratulations, Thank you first as well. Caution day,
hold on one second, we're gonna put for something else. Yeah,
put on hold before they prove another reason why. I
really got to give them like an open forum there.
I mean, they're really pleading there. They were a great team.
They were fantastic. But money, Okay, get over Granddad, I'm married.

(20:00):
Money budget all they do and hold up their hands
and want more. I'm out of amount of money. It's okay,
we'll find more. Don't worry anyway. So thank you for
playing Liz, Thank you for playing Alison.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Elvis Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
This is Taylor Slith.

Speaker 26 (20:27):
This is.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
You're listening to Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
We should get into this contest. Let's do it. Welcome
back to finish the lyric the game that's impossible to
win unless you know your lyrics. You know, there are
some people that know every lyric to every song, and
I think it's in a genetic makeup with someone. Either

(20:52):
they retain the lyrics in their brain or they don't.
I don't. I don't even know exactly. I have no
memory whatsoever. I don't even understand what they're saying most
of the time. Sorry, I need subtitles, but we don't
have anything screen to watch.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
So many times it sounds like they're saying one thing,
but they're really saying something else.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
This is true, I tell you. Let's go talk to
Alison from Beautiful Button, New Jersey, Bueno. I'm going too.
Good morning, Allison. You know you're doing well. You're you're
like thirty minutes from where I'm sitting right now in
Beautiful No kidding, New Jersey. Hey, so what is the
name of that great pizza place? It's a tavern in Bouton,

(21:34):
New Jersey.

Speaker 24 (21:36):
There are we actually have quite a few one is
reservoir cavern.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
That's another one.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Well there's more.

Speaker 24 (21:43):
Yeahn is the big popular place in that all.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
The locals go to.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I love that. Well, Allison, we totally trust in you.
I know you know your music lyrics, but in case
you don't, we also have a backup. Don't get mad
at this, Allison, don't get mad. Liz is from glen Cove,
a VET Tech student, which we love. Congratulations Liz on
your pending graduation. That's cool. Oh you want them on together?

(22:12):
Sure would have been nice right there. Yeah, that would
have sounded slick in a way. Hello, Liz, how you doing.

Speaker 27 (22:22):
I'm good, just driving to school.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh good. Well, look you're the backup. Say how to Alison.
By the way, you're her cover.

Speaker 27 (22:29):
Hi, Alison the buzz hiz.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Let's not get mad. So if Alison fails, Liz, you
have to swoop in and save the day, Okay.

Speaker 39 (22:40):
Like right away?

Speaker 28 (22:41):
Yeah, we'll ask you.

Speaker 15 (22:47):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Okay, I have five songs before me, maybe more. Uh
and these are all great songs that they were very
popular in their time or today. We're both. Let's see
if you can finish the lyrics, you'll hear some then
you have to finish. Here we go. We'll start with you. Alison. Oh,

(23:10):
I know it's for real, but I don't.

Speaker 35 (23:12):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 40 (23:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 41 (23:15):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 35 (23:18):
Not a good start, not a good start.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I think that word is one of the pieces of
the puzzle. Liz, Liz, beautiful. I just want.

Speaker 27 (23:31):
I just won't you know.

Speaker 24 (23:35):
You're my favorite girl?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Wow? All right, all right, all right now.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
It was a bit pit, but she got it.

Speaker 27 (23:48):
I know I tried.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
We're underway, but let's not. Let's not think we've wanted
all yet. We got work to do. Alison, back to you,
finish this lyric right here?

Speaker 42 (24:02):
Do make.

Speaker 38 (24:09):
Mm hm oh, Jesus Sawndes.

Speaker 30 (24:13):
I know Jesse McCartney, I know, but we're Yeah.

Speaker 31 (24:20):
I met him, I met him.

Speaker 20 (24:21):
I'm failing, you know what.

Speaker 25 (24:23):
I'm failingly.

Speaker 29 (24:24):
I'm sailing.

Speaker 25 (24:25):
I'm apologizing.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Go ahead, don't give up quite yet. Okay, so we
know it's Jesse McCartney. The lyrics were, why don't you
tell him that I'm leaving, never looking back again? You
found somebody who does it better than he can. No
more making you cry, No more of them, Grace guys,

(24:48):
and then he says.

Speaker 27 (24:48):
What, hmmm, I'm leaving on it?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Five? Was that Liz or Alice? Alright, Alison, I feel
good about this. Next one?

Speaker 31 (25:08):
I hope, I hope so And that's sad.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, hold on this one. Listen closely.

Speaker 24 (25:21):
I don't even know what that was.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
What one more time? I got him say, uh, you
do finish?

Speaker 6 (25:36):
No?

Speaker 33 (25:36):
No, no, no, hell yeah, I don't think I know
that song.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
What I never in my life have I This is
scary Jones. Yes, I never heard that.

Speaker 18 (25:52):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I love how you identified yourself. Usually I like, I
know everything, I know every song, but I don't know
that song. By the way, this is scared. Okay, Well
identify yourself.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Come on, Allison, let' see if you you can. Let's
see if you can finish these lyrics. This is a
big hit from the day.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Have you ever met a girl that you try to
date but a year to make gloves? She wanted you
to wait. Let me tell your story in my situation.

Speaker 35 (26:23):
Mm hmm, oh god, I know what the I know
what the chorus is.

Speaker 24 (26:29):
I know girl, you got what, you got what I need?
But you say he's just the friend.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, that is the chorus, but he doesn't fit into
you're I mean you, A lot of people would even
get that.

Speaker 29 (26:38):
You were Bartie. It's Chris Marty and I got the chorus.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
But I tell you the story of my situation. And
then all right, what about you starting?

Speaker 35 (26:49):
We're starting in new nation.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
No, but you sound so proud of yourself. It really
is not. We're starting a new it's this to this
girl from the US nation. So it's starting a nude nation.
But it's not. Okay, let's go back to this, Alison,
finish these lyrics. Here we go, I do my hair.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Toms check one names mate?

Speaker 29 (27:16):
How you feel feeling cool?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
So good?

Speaker 25 (27:19):
A judge?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
She said, I we should play that song right now.
So Liz got three, Allison got one? Is that is
that right? Yeah? About that? You do have something for Alison,
though she can't just walk away empty handed. Hello, Yeah, Alice,

(27:42):
we're going to you know, we're gonna finish Allison.

Speaker 37 (27:49):
We're gonna load you down with the Elvis Dran Apparel
line absolutely.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Right T shirt all thanks to Hackensack Radio.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
It makes it seem like you're getting this like sweat fifty.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
You can hopefully look as good as me wor make
sure you build another closet.

Speaker 21 (28:07):
Well, thank you?

Speaker 29 (28:09):
Can I can?

Speaker 35 (28:09):
I just can I just say something real quick?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Hold on?

Speaker 38 (28:13):
Is just Alison A thousand and a thousand so so
I am one of the old school listeners.

Speaker 24 (28:20):
I've been listening to you guys for since I was
a teenager. And now I'm in my forties. I'm a teacher, and.

Speaker 29 (28:26):
I know that I know, and.

Speaker 35 (28:28):
And Elvis you you, you and.

Speaker 24 (28:31):
Danielle and the whole team. You guys have you know,
been there through a lot of ups and downs, and
I have followed all of your stories, and you know,
I remember being comforted during September eleventh and just so
many wonderful things. And you've been my mornings every morning
on my way to.

Speaker 35 (28:46):
School for decades now.

Speaker 14 (28:47):
So I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Sweatshirt on a day.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I know she's loyalty, Get a crown, a tier or
something I don't know to send her something else.

Speaker 22 (28:58):
Don't be okay, you know, maybe I really pulled Alison.
All Right, Allison, we're gonna give you five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
All you gotta do butter our biscuits. Get okay now,
so much? Don't don't hang up, but Liz online one
you want it, so you have to get something better
than dollars. You get five dollars, it's one hundred.

Speaker 27 (29:29):
And may I just add that I've been listening to
you guys since I was five, Elvis and Elliott and
I am now four.

Speaker 36 (29:37):
Wo nice and we grew up on you every morning.

Speaker 27 (29:42):
My mom was a teacher, so she woke us up
at the you know, asked, and that was my growing
up is you guys?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's so and I got gaged at Disney World and
so you know, you get five you guys, Yeah, you
know you have five hundred and two hundred pennies. Yes, Gandhi,
do you think.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
She deserves a hoodie and a T shirt? Yes?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Pa line.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
We're also going to give you some food out of
Gandhi's desk and you're not.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
And ms at my desk.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh yeah, congratulations and thank you first as well in
the day. Hold one second, we're gonna put for something else. Yeah,
put them on hold before they prove another reason why
I really got to give them like an open forum there.
I mean, they're really pleading there. They were a great team,
they were fanatic, but out of money. Okay, get over Granddad.

(30:41):
I've hurt her money all they do and hold up
their hands any one more. I'm out of I'm out
of money. It's okay, we'll find more. Don't worry anyway.
So thank you for playing, Liz, Thank you for playing.

Speaker 43 (31:00):
Allison tells Dan now mis Teroran in the Morning Show.
Come on, wake up now, this Dane in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
You know, we do a lot on this show. We
play games, we play music, we have fun, we laugh,
we call crank call people, you know whatever. Yeah, we
also talk about some serious stuff. Sometimes. We talk about life, love,
we talk about work, we talk about, you know, maneuvering
through this crazy world. And last night someone sent me
a really nice message saying, I gotta tell you, you

(31:39):
guys don't give yourself enough credit. You give great advice.
I'm like, we do, we do.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Yeah, we don't take our own advice, but that's okay, she.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Said, She said, I love your advice. I've been listening
for so many years. I went out and bought your
book and got even more. I'm like, so here's my question.
What advice have you heard on this show that is
actually worked out for you? Something that we said on
the show that we changed your relationship with maybe money

(32:09):
or a friend or food. Oh here's the text us,
now and tell us how we changed your life. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know. It seems like we really.
I guess we're looking for some sort of way to
bloat our egos even more.

Speaker 44 (32:23):
Yay.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Wait, can we have people that also took our advice
and it didn't work?

Speaker 26 (32:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
God, Daniel, to be fair, maybe that's a good thing.
Text us at fifty five one hundred. That's the easiest way, Yes, Nate.

Speaker 17 (32:34):
I actually have one. I helped somebody the other day.
We were talking about sleep paralysis. Do you guys remember
this conversation. Yeah, and this woman emailed me. She goes,
I have been wanting to thank you for talking about it.
My mother told me it was the devil that was
waking me up, but it's not. It's sleep proalysis. So, uh, Brenda,
I'm very happy to have helped you and give you
some advice.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Abe, look at you taking credit.

Speaker 45 (32:57):
We did it.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Thank you? Yeah, but we do. We talk about advice
all day. So you know, someone texting you reminded us
we need to wipe front to back.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Very important.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, on this show, I Tam Online three. What did
you learn from our show that you've applied to your
everyday life? Tam, good morning, Good.

Speaker 18 (33:22):
Morning, Elvis.

Speaker 21 (33:23):
I'm a Leo like you, and my partner is a
Gemini like your partner Alex. And Gemini's are Psycho Craig Craig.
But that is my sole partner, and my son is
also a Gemini like his dad. I'm surrounded by geminis.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Do I hear a lion roaring in the background?

Speaker 21 (33:47):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (33:47):
You do?

Speaker 21 (33:47):
Hear a female lying and arming in the background.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Is that right?

Speaker 26 (33:55):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (33:55):
I love and I had been lovers over thirty years.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Oh cool, wow? But I hear a lion.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
It does sound like a lion, Lawrence.

Speaker 21 (34:05):
Yes, Leo's and Jumni's are compatible.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Okay, we are.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
You know what we are.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
We're just both cray enough where we actually work out together.
I agree with you. I cannot disagree with you, and
thanks for listening to us. May go get some get
some red meat and feed that lion. If your partner's
are Leo, I get it, but I didn't know it
was Leo the lion an actual like lions, Leo as
one can get.

Speaker 32 (34:29):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Paola on the line.

Speaker 18 (34:31):
Eight, Hello, Good morning everyone, Good morning, and hello lady.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
How are you feeling.

Speaker 18 (34:37):
I'm feeling nervous as hell for being so right now?

Speaker 35 (34:41):
So excited.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well, we're excited.

Speaker 18 (34:44):
I was a child. Oh my god. Well, so you
have helped me being a young gay man. You've been amazing.
You're an inspiration.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Oh well, you know I was a young gay man once,
many many many years ago.

Speaker 18 (34:57):
In a different world.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yes, it's a different hold of a different century. Uh so, Paula,
what did you learn from our show that you applied
and actually worked out for you?

Speaker 18 (35:07):
So you guys have played this episode over and over again.
Actually on replay days, you talked about like how flirting
can be healthy. I know everyone on the show disagrees
on this, but I used to be a control freaking
relationships and then I remember hearing that episode how you
guys talked about how, like, you know, flirting can totally
be healthy, and like you are still hot and sexy
and you still have eyes, and you know, it's not

(35:29):
unreasonable to see a hot person and be like, hey, babe,
that person's hot, or you know, things like that.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
It's true. It's true. So as long as you're not
offending someone or making them feel like crap. Absolutely so
flirting with people exactly, You're not like, you know, cramming
your hand down their pants and public things like that, exactly.
All right, Paula, you did really well on your first
time on the radio. We give you a ten. Thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 18 (35:54):
And I have literally called so many times you two, Elvis,
all of you, God bless you.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Thanks for listening to us. Look, he learned flirting is healthy.
It's nice guy Patty on line ten. I think Patty
learned my most favorite thing that we preach on this show.
Go ahead, Patty.

Speaker 46 (36:10):
Hey, good morning you guys.

Speaker 31 (36:12):
I can't believe I'm on.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
The phone with you.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Well, thank you for being here. It's an.

Speaker 39 (36:17):
Oh my god, Elvis, I love you, Danielle, I love you,
Froggy Gandhi all you guys.

Speaker 16 (36:21):
For or else I forgot you guys are all amazing.

Speaker 39 (36:24):
Elvis, I'm a fellow Leo.

Speaker 14 (36:26):
Oh so you know you know how it is, yes, sir,
And the best advice that I've gotten is to learn
to say.

Speaker 13 (36:35):
No Ah, yes.

Speaker 18 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
The power the power of the word no is the
most powerful thing. And having having the gut to love
yourself enough it means that you respect yourself if you
can say the word no to people when they ask
things of you that you don't want to say yes to.

Speaker 16 (36:51):
Absolutely, absolutely, well, look so happy to talk to you guys,
and have been listening to forever.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Thanks so.

Speaker 35 (37:02):
This is you.

Speaker 23 (37:03):
Guys made my week, Well you made our week.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
If the power of the word no really is truly
the most powerful thing to learn? All right, thank you, Patty,
thank you so much. A lot of text messages coming in.
You've taught me a lot. You taught me that the
skin around your anus is the same as the skin
around your lips.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Oh, yes, these are important things people.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
It's true your show has taught me. I'm not the
only person that will only use a peeler and not
a knife. Okay, okay, let'sten people are learning a lot
on our show. You taught me how to spit on
my toilet paper. Doctor Oz taught us that you can
spin on your toilet paper and it's better for cleansing.

(37:47):
I still, okay, you can just use it, It's true. Oh,
tushy makes it so much easier. All right, we got
a lot of calls. I think we can slow down
on those. Let's go talk to Victoria on line seventeen.

Speaker 47 (37:59):
Well, welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
So what did you learn from our show that they
really meant a lot to you?

Speaker 31 (38:06):
So about a few years ago, it was when had
he had to get a pig valve. I'm so sorry,
I'm like so nervous.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Like it's okay, Nate had to get a pig valve.

Speaker 31 (38:13):
Yes, And for me, you sauldn't said something among the
lines of taking care of your body. You only have
one body. At the time, you know, I was gaining
some weight and I realized, you know, I've to take
better care of myself. I started exercising more, you know,
eating healthier, taken care of myself. But it like led
to me finding out I had a health condition, and

(38:34):
so you know, encourage me to take care of myself
even more. If it sounds a bit ridiculous, but that
advice really stuck with me.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
So thank you, true And you know, Victoria, you don't
have to have that model magazine perfect body. Just take
care of the body you have and do the best
you can. And that's good. It's great advice. And I
think I should take that advice for myself because my
body is loving out. But anyways, Thank you, Victoria. It's
a pleasure talking to you to thank you all so much.

Speaker 31 (39:00):
I have a good day.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Hold on one second. Oh, look at this text message.
You taught me you don't have to peel an eggplant.
No you don't, No, no you do. What's that foggy
aery code?

Speaker 29 (39:10):
Three?

Speaker 23 (39:10):
One five. You taught me to never let anyone but
hold my furniture.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, it's so true.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Elvis taught you.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Taught me how to heat up pizza.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
The best way not to put it in the oven,
not the toaster, but to put it in a frying pan,
and you make some lovely crispy pizza that way.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Here you go, I've got a great one line seven.
Hello Ashley, Hi, welcome to the show. How are you
feeling right now? Tell me?

Speaker 41 (39:37):
Honestly, I cannot believe I made it on. I've been
calling many times over Wilson's High School and now I'm
a teacher, so it's been.

Speaker 27 (39:44):
Quite a while. Now.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
We love you Ashley for many reasons, but the reason
you are on is what you learn from this show
and you've applied it to your life is really important
for us to hear.

Speaker 35 (39:55):
What is it?

Speaker 41 (39:56):
Honestly, I just love how confident Danielle got and how
they're just relentlessly themselves no matter what. And I think
that's a great message for all women.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Oh my gosh, I'm the sweet than You've just made
our month.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Thanks, that's so nice.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Thank you. If you're not going to be yourself, I mean,
who are you going to be?

Speaker 26 (40:16):
You know, be you?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
That's it really is extremely by bye, by example, Danielle
and Gandhi have extremely important stuff. They're they're showing all
of us, not just a bunch of women for guys,
to everyone. I love it all right. Well, Ashley, thank you?
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
She's so sweet?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Yeah, okay, that just made me really happy. Thanks Ashley.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Thanks be you have your confidence, and thanks for listening
to us. I love that all right. We ended in
a great one. Thank you for being on the show.
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Speaker 1 (40:58):
Offers and in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
In the Morning Show, So I was reading something online
last night and I turned off my computer and sat
there and thought about it, thought about what I read.
And I know you've probably done this too. How many
sexual partners have you had in your life now? And
every time you start thinking about them, if you're well,

(41:25):
I don't know. Some people me for instance, you start
thinking like, okay, there's no way to there's no way
to count.

Speaker 23 (41:31):
That you're gonna have like a ballpark idea or no, no,
I know, because no, there's just no way.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
And then plus there's different degrees of what you did
and what counts and what doesn't you know that kind
of thing.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
We have a whole discussion on that alone.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Yeah, exactly, because some people, is it all the way?

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Is it?

Speaker 48 (41:51):
You know, just the tick.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Let's talk about.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
So yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
So I mean it's just you know, I guess you
can use the old you know, first base, second base,
third base thing. Then there's an argument. We've had this
argument like what's first base, what's second base, what's third base?
It means different things to different people. But this article
goes on to say that the ideal number of previous
sexual partners is and I read this, I'm like, oh boy,

(42:19):
the number is thirteen.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
For a person of what age?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Exactly, because if yeah, if you're like twenty and you
got thirteen people, that's a little bit different than if
you're fifty and you have people.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Well, by my age of when I hit twenty, I
was I had surpassed that number. It was twenty damn.
So here I am more than twice that. So the
question is how many people we slept with? So what
happens is you know, you can read this article and
I can, I can give you the I can give

(42:52):
you the cliffs notes in a second on what they're
trying to tell us, but just stopping and thinking like, okay,
how many like you? So you put yourself in different
So I would put myself in different bedrooms in my life,
like where I lived in college and you know whatever.
And then you know how many times in a car

(43:13):
you know, I don't know, you know, or in someone else,
or in a hotel you know, or you know, in
a kitchen you know, wherever you did it, And there's
there's I don't know, I'm having difficulty adding them up,
there's no I'm so I finally just put my mind
at ease saying it's not gonna happen. You're never going
to figure out how many people you've slept with? So
let it go.

Speaker 23 (43:33):
You keep getting stuck on. Let's let's start.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
No, no, not even going down there. So have you
ever have you ever done this? Have you ever? Have
you ever actually taken a pen and a piece of
paper and actually started writing down numbers.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
So I think I might have told you this before,
but when I was in high school, one of my
very good friends did exactly what you're saying, and she
took a pen to paper and started writing down everyone
she had hooked up with. And then her mom found
it and she got a lot of trouble. So I
realized at that moment, I would never do something like that.
She can go on spring break with me.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
You don't have to write names, just write the little
one slash slash.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
She wrote all of the information, and like what they
had done, so there was no way to get.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I would never do that.

Speaker 49 (44:17):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Someone just sent a text and says, I'm forty years old,
I've only had one. Oh my god, bless your heart,
because that would be so much easier.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Where if we're looking at the exact act, like sex itself,
I only had two.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Sharing if we're looking at if we're looking at other stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
That's like lolly poppy. But what if it's just a
sexual encounter like you just you don't actually do anything,
You just like touch it.

Speaker 23 (44:52):
It doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Assault.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
No, no, but no no, they said it was okay
to touch it asking for a friend.

Speaker 11 (45:05):
Uh, yes, Scotty b What Well, I have a list
in my attic that has three that has three categories.
One is kissing, one is fooling around, and one is
going all the way. Yeah, so I have list?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Why is that in your attic?

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Well?

Speaker 11 (45:22):
Where am I going to keep it? I don't want
kids to find it? I mean it's it's upstairs in
the rafters. Wow, god knows what else is up there?
Your sling chair hanging from the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yeah, that too.

Speaker 23 (45:36):
When we were living in South Florida, one day Lisa
was stuck in traffic on the way home, and so
she started writing down everybody and she has the list.
I don't know where it is. She won't show it
to me, she won't let me see it. But my
name is last on the list. That's all I know.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Well that's good.

Speaker 23 (45:51):
Yeah, that part's good, But I'm not allowed to see
the list. But she was bored in traffic and she's like,
I'm gonna write down everybody. I'm like, who does that?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Wow? See what I learned in my exercise and trying
to figure this out is once you think you've it's complete,
then you you put down the list, you leave it alone.
Then you're like, oh wait, oh.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Wait a minute, there was Oh my gosh, now that
I recall.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, the Jack in the box bathroom, don't ask Wow.
Uh Let's go talk to Kelsey online one Kelse Yes, yes, Kelsey,
you really want to be a part of this discussion?
Are the flora is all yours? What's on your mind?

Speaker 26 (46:32):
So?

Speaker 45 (46:32):
I just heard y'all talking, and I have had a
total of one hundred and thirty two partners. Okay, so
I am twenty five years old.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Okay, well let me ask you a question. How do
you know I obviously you've you've kept count on in
your phone or something, because that's that's a that's a number.

Speaker 45 (46:49):
I had a separate Facebook simply for these.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
You had your sexual Facebook just for that.

Speaker 45 (46:57):
Yes, I had a separate Facebook.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Okay, Well, look, so if you can keep up with
that number, God bless you, because I'll be honest, I
don't even know if if I'm near that number or not,
because I just I didn't keep a Facebook account of it.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
And now, what were you trying to hit a certain
number that you were keeping, you know, such close track.

Speaker 45 (47:17):
No, I just knew that none of the people I
was with were gonna last for long, so I figured
we would enjoy ourselves. And actually, within the last two years,
I actually found the person I'm going to be settling
down with.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Oh wow, does he know about your Facebook page?

Speaker 11 (47:38):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (47:40):
That Facebook?

Speaker 27 (47:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Well, yeah, I don't think you got to bring that up.
But that's a fute, you know. Well, look, thank you
for sharing that.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I do wish if I had it all to start
over again, I would I would have kept count somewhere,
probably not on social media, but you.

Speaker 45 (47:56):
Know, yeah, so my actual name is not attached to
the social media Okay, okay, there's no pictures, there's no name,
a fake account.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
There you go, Kelsey, Thank you, Thank you for sharing,
have a good day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 45 (48:15):
Absolutely, I've been listening since I was in elementary school.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Oh wow, so you've been listening since before number one?
I guess.

Speaker 26 (48:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Thank thank you, Kelsey. Thank you for listening to us. Yeah, Frog,
I have a question. The Jack in the box?

Speaker 23 (48:33):
Now, was that a place an act? Or is that
his name? I'm just trying to keep.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Huge figure it out Frog. Line three is Jay Jay. Yes, Jay,
So have you been keeping count?

Speaker 50 (48:49):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yes, I have it.

Speaker 50 (48:50):
Actually, isn't that difficult. I met my wife when I
was twenty and she's my older partner.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Wow, good for you. I'm telling you right now. If
you uh, let's say you work at let's say you
work at Costco and they say, all right, you need
to go out there and uh write down everything we
have in the store take inventory. Wow, your cost go
is easy to take inventory? You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
you got one name on there, so you don't have

(49:18):
so you don't have this conversation with yourself Like.

Speaker 50 (49:21):
Well, no, I don't have it with myself, but like
my friends and even my wife has got the conversation
with me before, Like she's kind of been like she's
waiting for like this dark past to come up and
have like these as girlfriends that I don't know that
I've had relationships before in the past, and I'm like, no,
I've never been with anybody till you and I mean
I'm thirty one now.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Wow.

Speaker 50 (49:39):
So it's kind of just like, you know, we have
that discuss that she's she's ever like, do you ever
feel like you missed out on it or you feel
like you know? Yeah, I mean it is a conversation
that comes up like you've only experienced me. So how
do you know if this is what you want? I'm
just like, well, I mean I married you, so I'm
assuming you did something right.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Oh you Jay, Jay, you know what. I wish I
could be your number two. It's kind of thank you. Hey,
look it's good hearing from you.

Speaker 34 (50:12):
Jay.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
You have a great day, and thanks for listening to us. Okay,
I love I love you hearing for everybody. Yeah, well,
thank you, thanks you for calling in. I love that
text came in Chico from Miami did this list with
his girlfriend now and she was at six and he's
at two hundred and forty eight. Well, there's no difference,
a little bit of different.

Speaker 23 (50:31):
It's an exact number. It's so large.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, I know, I don't how you have to write
it out if you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
Have that number, Yeah, unless you're you have to be
tracking the whole time because there's no way you can
bit down and remember all those people.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
So Gandhi's question is what I need somebody to define
fooling around? Like Scotty was saying he has a list,
and on that list it's falling around kissing and then
you know, going on, Scotty, Scotty, what is foolling around?
Like where does where's the cutoff?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Carefully answer that, y, yes, go ahead.

Speaker 11 (50:59):
It's any thing in between kissing and full on, So
anything in between there, okay.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
So are you saying full on is uh, you know,
full on or course? Okay?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
And a former president getting impeached for an act you
don't count that as fooling around.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
That is fooling around.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
That is just full around. But see, I feel like
that could be considered a lot more than fooling around
because something that after they hook up, like they'll have
sex with someone before they do you know, the lollypoppy
or see.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I agree with you on that one, Gandhi. I think, yeah,
to me, that's fooling around is like you know, I
don't know, this is a conversation. I would be a
lot of like.

Speaker 23 (51:42):
The gateway drug that was like the gateway of going
all the way you get there first.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Hey, Nate, how many times have you messed around with
yourself while looking in a mirror? Does that count? I
couldn't possibly calculates allright, anyway, So we think we got
to move on. So the question is how many people
have you slept with? It's a conversation that you sometimes
you like to avoid in a relationship. It just doesn't

(52:09):
really help out and in a lot of time, in
a lot of situations anyway. So for some reason they
came up with number thirteen. But if you've been with someone,
they say, if you've been with someone who's had eighteen
or more partners, or you admit to being with more
than eighteen partners, it could be a turn off for
some people. And look, and the last thing I want
to do is we're not going to do any shaming
on this. It's good. I think what you did and

(52:30):
what you continue to do, good for you, God bless you. Wow.

Speaker 23 (52:35):
But there couldn't find eighteen people that wanted to be
with Stop stop, come.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Again, Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 49 (52:55):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tappen?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Wait is it whose phone tapp it? It's it's Danielle's
missus Moss. All right, let's get into the phone, daniel
What are you so?

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Olivia is tapping Melissa.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
You know they own a little restaurant and Ms Moskallos
just wants to make a reservation.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
She's having a party.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
This is probably a very complicated miss Let's listen to
your phone.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Yeah, I wanted to book a holiday party for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Oh listen, I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little bit
We are booked. Huh, we're actually booked for tomorrow. What're
we don't have any faith to book a new party
for tomorrow.

Speaker 51 (53:41):
How can you buy book for tomorrow when it's only today?
I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked
for tomorrow. I didn't even make a reservation, and I
don't know how you have.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
All reservations for tomorrow already.

Speaker 29 (53:51):
Are you trying to make a dinner reservation or are
you trying to book a party?

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Yeah, it's for thirty four people.

Speaker 29 (53:58):
Okay, So basically how it works is when you book
a party, you.

Speaker 51 (54:03):
Have to do it more. Yes, right right, I want
to book a party thirty four people tomorrow night at
eight o'clock Okay.

Speaker 29 (54:09):
No, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Let's make it six.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Let's make it six. I'm an old lady. I like
to go to bed early.

Speaker 29 (54:15):
Okay, I understand that. And we're not that kind of restaurant.
If you have to book us in advancing.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Do you have Montarella sticks? Because I lack a lot
of Monzarella sticks.

Speaker 29 (54:23):
We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very very sorry.
You must want to look something. We cannot comminate your party.
We have no faith for you at our restaurant.

Speaker 51 (54:33):
But I'm gonna come at six because you know, lady,
and I can't say people.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
And I'm I also like a lot of.

Speaker 51 (54:41):
Marin Aara sauce with the monta rellisticks, so make sure
there's that actually.

Speaker 29 (54:44):
Okay, okay, okay, if you show up tomorrow, if you
show uprow, we will have no seat for you. We
will have no stick for you. Okay, we don't have faith.
I'm so very sorry.

Speaker 51 (54:54):
Do you do you want tobolsu Because half of my
guests are Jewish. We're having a holiday party. We're gonna
have a minora on one side of the tree and
a tree on the other side.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Is that arou?

Speaker 29 (55:03):
All right, if you want to book something maybe in
January or maybe.

Speaker 51 (55:09):
Excuse me, what would I who's going to have a
holiday party in January. It took me a while to
get your number because I don't have the internets, and
so I had to go down to the store that
cuts my coke cuts, you know, Bob. My son Marvin
had to drive me there, and he drove me to
the place that has the coke cuts and Bob, he
gave me your phone number to the Bob.

Speaker 29 (55:27):
Well, I appreciate I Bob. I appreciate Bob giving.

Speaker 51 (55:30):
And then I didn't have a panza write down the
phone number, so it took me a few minutes, and that's.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Why I called so late.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
So as you can see, there was a lot of things.

Speaker 29 (55:36):
Going on, and that's how I come Sorry, man, I'm
so sorry, so sorry. I wish we could have you
come in, but we can't. Maybe think of a couple
other days in the future. Callers back and we'll try
to accommodate you.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
All right, So you write down my name, pay My
name is marshcallopsis Hello, yeah, hello. You told me to
call back and.

Speaker 51 (55:59):
Tell you my earliest convenience was, so I wanted to
tell you that's tomorrow.

Speaker 29 (56:03):
No, I'm not do your tomorrow?

Speaker 27 (56:05):
What no?

Speaker 26 (56:06):
What?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
No?

Speaker 51 (56:07):
No?

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Is it because I have Jewish friends coming?

Speaker 21 (56:09):
Is that the pow?

Speaker 29 (56:10):
And I am offended that you are saying that I'm.

Speaker 51 (56:13):
Allowed to speak to your manager because I don't think
you'll be a nice I think it's old people, and
I don't think you like my Jewish friends.

Speaker 29 (56:18):
Nothing available tomorrow?

Speaker 14 (56:19):
Okay?

Speaker 29 (56:20):
If you have other people that took the time to
plan ahead and so we cannot accommodate your party, that's.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
So nice of you. I'm so sad that thirty four
of us are coming.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
And again you know, I guess what.

Speaker 29 (56:30):
We're closed tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
You're not close tomorrow. You're so funny. Don't be funny.
I'm sorry, very funny. I don't think that's nice. You
just being mean to old people.

Speaker 29 (56:39):
Can be sitting outside other people eat who plant ahead?
We are not accommodating your party.

Speaker 27 (56:46):
Are you laughing at it?

Speaker 51 (56:48):
Because Olivia, this is Daniel Monarrow from Elvis Durant in
the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 27 (56:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Yeah, I'm not ready an old lady. And Melissa was
in on it the whole time. Listen you there?

Speaker 14 (57:00):
Huh?

Speaker 50 (57:00):
What hello?

Speaker 29 (57:06):
I just aged like ten years?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Gotcha Elvis Duran's phone tap?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
How irritating is that?

Speaker 26 (57:15):
What?

Speaker 34 (57:15):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I just can't I still can't believe how people just
stay on the phone that look.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Yeah, yep, yeah, it's only hung up once.

Speaker 10 (57:24):
His phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 49 (57:28):
The Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
So Scotty be uh, Scotty, did you go h have
a check up yesterday or something?

Speaker 33 (57:41):
Oh?

Speaker 52 (57:42):
I went for a physical yesterday.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
How'd it go? It went great? I passed with flying colors.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Nice.

Speaker 52 (57:47):
I mean, I weigh a little bit more than I should,
but you know I passed.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Yeah, I did. Okay, no disappointment, no bad news from
the doctor.

Speaker 52 (57:54):
Yes, I was a little bit disappointed about well, because
he didn't. He didn't, he didn't fully examine me.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I don't think he missed something. And I'm like, what well,
I mean, look the glove.

Speaker 52 (58:08):
I showered and shaved and powdered. Okay, okay, And.

Speaker 11 (58:12):
Every single year, you know, he stands in front of
me and says, drop your pants, you know, and and
fiddles whatever he.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Does, he does, okay, but by the way, doctors don't fiddle. Okay,
it's an exam.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
Whatever it is, okay, so and not that I enjoy it,
but I was expecting it. So when he stood in
front of me, I started to open my pants and
he just hit my knee with a little hammer and
that was it.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
We did you ask him why I didn't. I thought
it would it was. It was a little bit awkward.

Speaker 52 (58:39):
I literally unbuttoned my jeans and he didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I don't know almost I buttoned my pants and he
beat me with a hammer.

Speaker 11 (58:50):
I said to my wife when I got home, I said,
I gotta tell him a little bit disappointed because I
didn't get touched, you know.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Okay, so he didn't examine, he didn't do a call test, no, no, no, nothing,
and no prostate pokey no.

Speaker 11 (59:04):
I mean, I wasn't really looking forward to that one.
I would have taken it if you had to do it.
But I got nothing. Nothing down there. The problem is
that you were at the eye doctor. Yeah, so you
know whatever, I just okay, I can't see there.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
There is a way to justify why you're disappointed because
you're there for a physical. You want everything to be
checked because of health reasons. So I prepared, and you prepare.
You powdered. I love that you powdered. Yes, you prepared.
Oh maybe that's time. And this is directed to you
straight and Nate. I know how you you're you think

(59:40):
it's so easy to ride a horse, and you like
you're interested in horses all of a sudden, Yeah, I
think I could do it. Next door, there's a horse
farm next door. Yesterday, family, mom, dad, and the kids
are in the back of the car. They saw horses
up by the by the fence on the side of
the road. They pulled over to let the kids pet
the horse, and the horse bit the kid. I'm just

(01:00:01):
tell you right now, just because you see a horse,
do not go up and don't approach anyone else's horse.
No horses that you don't know the horse and you
don't know the owners. It's it's like just going up
to someone's kid and like petting them. You know you
don't do that. Yeah, well they probably didn't do it right.
You're supposed to say, whoa boy? No, then between their
you know nothing. I'm just saying I know a lot

(01:00:23):
of people listening don't even live near horses. But if
you're driving out the country and you see horses, do
not get near them. Leave them alone because you know,
you don't know where they're, what they're where they are
in that moment. You know what I'm saying. All right,
just a public service from that radio show is going
to tell you this today exactly. Here we go back
to Scottie Bee's dilemma powder balls.

Speaker 17 (01:00:42):
Yeah, go ahead, I know how he feels because as
a guy, you have to psych yourself up to have
another man see your stuff, right, and so.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Oh please, no you do. Women do this all the
time and get poked and prodded inside. So I want
to hear from the guys.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
How much how much you put yourself through going today
to get poked.

Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
And prod My wife puts on makeup to go to
the guyn of collegists, like you get ready to I
got ready, sure, But.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
I'm saying, like you, guys, prep for a little cupping
of a sack or something.

Speaker 23 (01:01:15):
My wife, My wife puts more effort into going to
the gino than she does when we're going.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
To be together.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Is it a male wait, is it a male guano?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Just mind the female, So I'm not putting in too
much effort.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Hold on, Danielle, let's examine that. Why would you why
would you put a more effort for a male Ghino
than a female Ghano that they're basically doing the same
exact things to do with their gender or their sex
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Yeah, but you don't want the guy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
First of all, if it's a good looking guy, that's
one thing. And second, you want the guy to think
that you're taking care of yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
You dare to impress a doctor, not a person.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
You want the woman to also, you know, no, but
I you know it's a little different.

Speaker 7 (01:02:01):
And I hear all the time that there's these hot
ghinos out there that these women go to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
I've never been to one that's been so hot like
a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
But what does it matter?

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
I don't know, I ask Amy and asks Lisa Froggie's wife, because.

Speaker 29 (01:02:15):
I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I couldn't go to a hot Gandhi, do you is
there a difference to you with a hot ghino versus
an average ghino?

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Or I get just as dressed up and put together
for the girl as I would for a guy in
that scenario.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Yeah, you still want to make sure your privates are
you know, in good shape.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
You should do that performs me. You should do that
for everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Yeah, well, yeah, I agree, that should be for everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I just wonder, I just wonder if there's a gynecologist
going you know what, I obviously I'm not that good
looking because they're not. They're not really dressing it up
for me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
But to dress it up and put on makeup and
getting all sass it.

Speaker 26 (01:02:51):
Up it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Alyssa on line twenty four. Uh, happened to you, Lissa?
What's going on?

Speaker 26 (01:03:02):
Hi?

Speaker 53 (01:03:02):
Guys?

Speaker 39 (01:03:03):
You guys were talking about not approaching horses.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yes, if you see a horse behind the fence on
the side of the road, leave the horse alone. Trust me.

Speaker 39 (01:03:11):
So I was at a winery with my sister in law, Rachel,
and on the way out there was a field fenced
in with a bunch of horses. So we pulled over.
We got out of the car, and we were petting
the horses, and one of the horses kind of in
the background kept like getting Rachel this like weird look,
and eventually like started coming towards us.

Speaker 35 (01:03:33):
And.

Speaker 39 (01:03:35):
He eventually started getting a little crazy. He was making
these weird noises and then he like mounted the fence
and his like horse Peen was.

Speaker 16 (01:03:45):
Sticking out.

Speaker 39 (01:03:48):
The cap deck with Rachel. We had to run back
to the car and get out of there before and
down approached the horses.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I don't thank God for the fence, you know what
I'm saying. My favorite part of the story was the
horse Pem, the horse pe and and look and those
horses they have a lot, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
you gotta be careful when if you if you see
one horse in particular giving you the look, it's time
to get in the car. And I don't think scary.

(01:04:22):
Can you stop it with sound effect? Thank you? Did
your friend Rachel? You say did she feel did she
feel gosh? Was she impressed?

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Was she no?

Speaker 39 (01:04:31):
She felt like violated. We like screamed in and she
was just like I cannot believe if that fence was
not there, I would be getting like ragged by a
horse right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yeah. Yeah, well, well we don't want that. That's not
that's not what anyone wants. All right, Well, thanks for
that story. It's a fabulous one, Rachel, A story of hope.
To keep in mind, we see horses, leave them alone.
Unless you were the horse's owner or trainer. You should
not approach a horse. That's all I'm saying. All right,

(01:05:01):
all right, thanks a listen, thanks for calling all of
our listeners. They are the best. Yeah, straight, I don't
don't dogs hump you like, don't dog. I don't have
a dog. Yeah, but it depends on I know, the
size and the scope of the size of a horse.
You could well and I'm not even talking about their pen.

(01:05:21):
I'm talking about the animal itself. I mean they really could.
You could get hurt. Oh yeah, and you know yeah,
from a zebras to Alex, I mean scary. There are
a lot of animals you should probably just stay away from.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Especially especially that will hurt you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yes, Scary would have a find a way for a
kitten to hurt him, So I just stay away.

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Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
So funny. I just brought up a stupid question in
the room. Have you ever been blocked by a celebrity
on line? And of course the first hand up straight Nate. Okay,
tell everyone who blocked you? Yeah, Ken Jong? From the
hangover and from uh did you sing? What did you
say to Kim Jong to make him? I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:06:31):
I just he actually came in here, remember we can't
we had him as a guest. Yeah, he was great,
and I'm like, oh, he was so great. And I
went to tweet something about him later that day and
like great having Ken Jong and I couldn't even tweet about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Him because I was blocked. Like what did I do
to that guy?

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
You don't remember blocking?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Straight? Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Yeah, interesting, I don't know what I did. Well, I'm
telling you, after this conversation we're about to have in
the realization, I just mind blown. I I bet I'm
about to be blocked. Oh by whom?

Speaker 23 (01:07:07):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I just realize that I am stalking the entire Schwarzenegger family.
All look, I'm I'm following Arnold and Patrick, Maria Shriver
and Arnold's son from another relationship, Joseph Bayena, who, by

(01:07:30):
the way, is straight Nate's facial doppel down, just like
the guy. He's a bodybuilder. From the neck down, looks
nothing like Nate. From the neck cup he looks like
Nate anyway. So I love Maria Shriver. I think I've
always been a fan of hers. What a great journalist
with a wonderful TV personality. And I love uplifting posts.

(01:07:53):
Patrick S. Schwarzenegger actually does great uplifting posts. Arnold I
follow because well he's Arnold and Joseph Byen. I follow
him because it's like watching Nate work out with someone
else's body. It's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
I just they might look at you and think you
know them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
This could go well, well, I'm sure the Schwarzenegger family
has like a security team. I'm sure they're putting Yeah,
they're connecting the dots.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Yep, he follows all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Follow I mean, are yeah, yeah, Frog, Are you obsessed
with anyone?

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
Well?

Speaker 23 (01:08:27):
I got blocked by there's this guy. He used to
play quarterback. I think he played for I don't know,
maybe the Lions or somebody else. But he's now like
a commentator, and he was commentating on a game and
it felt like he was pulling against my team and
pulling for the other team. So I called him a
clown online and like railed him for being a bad commentator.
He's blocked me. I can't tweet any if you call
someone a clown.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
If you call someone a clown, you deserve to be blocked.

Speaker 23 (01:08:49):
But he was a He's a terrible commentator, and he
really should find another line at work. He wasn't a
good quarterback either, So whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Yeah, you feel fine being blocked. He toy is a
right to block you.

Speaker 23 (01:08:58):
Yeah, Dan or Lobsky, he can suck it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Oh wow, okay the god Okay, yeah, you know what
you know me, as far as social media goes social media,
my accounts or my accounts. If you say anything negative
about me and it comes from a bad place, if
it comes from a conversational place, I'll have a conversation
with you. If it comes from a you're an a
whole place, I just block it. I don't even tell.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
When they start off with shame on you, I'm like,
oh no, I'm not doing Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Better, do better here I'll tell you how I'm gonna
do better. I'm gonna block your ass. How about that?
What's scary I do?

Speaker 34 (01:09:34):
I go on the Elvis d Ranchow account and I
defend the honor of all of us on this show.
And if somebody's making those types of comments, it's one
thing to be constructive criticism. But if you're just a
d bag about something, yeah, goodbye. I start blocking people.
I flick so many fleas where you should be.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
It doesn't matter if you have a lot of followers
or just a few. If someone comes on into your
house and starts crapping on the furniture, you know what
come out? You don't get to do that now, Okay,
wonder why they're blocked. Let's go talk to line twenty four. Megan,
Let's see who her fiance has been blocked by. Hello Megan, Hi, well, hello,

(01:10:11):
welcome to the show. How are you feeling today, Megan?
Give us give us a right.

Speaker 19 (01:10:14):
I cannot believe I'm on the radio right now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Well, I say that every day. It's the weirdest feeling. Hey, So, Megan,
your fiance has been blocked by whom?

Speaker 53 (01:10:23):
Hul Cogan not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
See why you're a few weird things in his life
and career. Why do you think he was blocked?

Speaker 12 (01:10:32):
Well, he made a comment on Twitter to haul Cogan
about how he was the worst.

Speaker 45 (01:10:36):
Thing to happen to WWE, and hul Cogan blocked him.

Speaker 23 (01:10:40):
Oh, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Okay, Well you know what, Hulk has that right. Yeah,
just as your fiance had the right to say that.
But but I'm sure your fiance didn't lose any sleep
over it, did he?

Speaker 53 (01:10:51):
Oh no, he definitely did not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 46 (01:10:53):
He's wrestlers before, so he did not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Yeah, I'm with you, all right, Megan, Thank you hul
Cogan blocking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
I know our own Ali Gold, who runs all of
our social she was blocked by Iggy Azalea her first.
Get her on the phone, find out why we've did
so much work with Iggy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 34 (01:11:15):
You know, somebody just texted in I'm blocked by the
Elders Duran show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Well guess what, I.

Speaker 34 (01:11:21):
Guarantee this person on this text message said something really
stupid to get blocked.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
We don't just block people at will for no. Okay,
we totally understand. I get it. Well, they probably did.
That's the thing. You know, we want you to listen.
But when it comes to social media, just don't say
stupid things. You can question things, but if you do
it in a in a from a place of mean
and bullying. It's all about the approach, exactly, flicky, like

(01:11:49):
a fleece question, like a bug. I have no problem
doing it. Uh, do you have Ali on the phone?
We're getting her right now, hands black his arms like
a bird. I need I need Ali gold. You want
to just dial her? Can you just call her? I
got push? Uh put put line to Chris. Hey, Chris,

(01:12:15):
we're doing okay. Chris has actually been blocked by an
NBA player. Now can you tell us.

Speaker 18 (01:12:20):
Who Isaiah Whitehead?

Speaker 48 (01:12:23):
He plays?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah? Sorry, what happened? Did did you say something that
offended him?

Speaker 48 (01:12:29):
I told him that he was playing horrible and by
next year playing overseas, which ended up happening, which is
the funny part.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Okay, Sorry, you're right, you're a right offended and uh
Ackman worked.

Speaker 48 (01:12:44):
D'angela Russell is a former two also all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Well, so Chris do you miss following him? Are you
okay being blocked?

Speaker 50 (01:12:52):
I'm okay?

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Beings like some people love it exactly when we start
blocking people. They don't care, you know, they couldn't give
a crap. That's okay, It's not the end of the world,
all right, Chris, thank you for listening and thanks for
not blocking us. We appreciate it. Uh you have Ali
Gold on the line. I feel like Amanda Priestley. I

(01:13:13):
need out of gold. Get me out of gold. That's all.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
She is line twenty four, scary. Hit her up? Hey
u Ali Hi Ali Gold. Everyone. We love you yds,
love you guys. I miss Diamond, I miss all of
you guys. So uh, but we work with you every day.
So why did Iggy Azalea drop you the first week
you came to work for us?

Speaker 12 (01:13:40):
Oh my gosh, it was so embarrassing. But I was
told my first week on the job that any article
I see on the website could tweet it out. And
there was an article about rumors that she was getting sued,
and she clasped back at us on Twitter and then
want to see.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
What we actually look like?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
The entire Prince heard.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
The morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
I'm glad they didn't fire you. But is she following
you yet or still blocked?

Speaker 12 (01:14:12):
Yeah, she's following us again.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Oh so she didn't block you. She blocked all of us,
like the entire company.

Speaker 15 (01:14:19):
Yeah, she's blocked to the one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Oh boy, all right by guns by guns. Oh we
love you, We love you so much, Eli Gold everyone
guys blocked by by all right. Uh, let's see Jesse.

(01:14:41):
Line eight, let's see Jesse.

Speaker 29 (01:14:45):
Hey, hello lady, Well hello, So you have.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
A friend blocked by guy FI what happened?

Speaker 20 (01:14:53):
So she's just obsessed with him, likes all his stuff
on Instagram comments and all his stuff like I love
you so lunch and he just had enough of her,
I guess, and he blocked her. So now I follow
him and I send.

Speaker 32 (01:15:06):
Her his post to make her days.

Speaker 41 (01:15:15):
I don't know why he blocked her.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Maybe that's why because he's capfully married.

Speaker 18 (01:15:19):
You know that that could be it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Have you do you think maybe she took it too far.
She's not telling you. Maybe she she sent something graphic or.

Speaker 53 (01:15:29):
I don't think so.

Speaker 46 (01:15:30):
But she gets drunk sometimes, so you.

Speaker 50 (01:15:32):
Know it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
She's drunk posting I know, nud just.

Speaker 16 (01:15:36):
New dog on Snapchat.

Speaker 27 (01:15:38):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I didn't know that got it up my game?

Speaker 50 (01:15:44):
Yeah, what are you doing, Jesse?

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
You just keep feeding your friend all the guy, theata
you can give her. I'm sure she deserves its. Have
a good day, Yeah, gim blocked by you're blocked by?
What happened, Jim? What happened? Jim?

Speaker 42 (01:16:07):
It was the Stanley Cup playoffs and uh, the Mighty
Ducks were playing in the Chicago Blackhawks and they won,
and they Amlio called the Chicago fans windy.

Speaker 32 (01:16:20):
City wind bags.

Speaker 14 (01:16:21):
And I'm a huge Mighty Ducks fan.

Speaker 42 (01:16:23):
So it's really hurt my feelings. And and I said back,
it's the first time anyone's paid attention to him since
the movie Bobby, and no one cared. And he blocks me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
So far everyone that has called us deserves to be blocked,
every single one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Jim, we love you, but you did deserve to be
blocked by saying.

Speaker 50 (01:16:55):
Bobby wasn't that good of a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Okay, he wasn't, you know, he wasn't the my he did? Okay,
over there, that was all right? Thank you, Jim. That's hilarious.
Thank you for sharing. Have a good day, Thanks for
listening to us, Thank you, thank you. What's what's your questions? Gary?

Speaker 34 (01:17:11):
What gives people the balls to say something that they
wouldn't say to your face like, this is just a
thing that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
I because that's what it is. Because they're not saying
it to your face, because they're riding behind the fact.
They can just post it.

Speaker 34 (01:17:24):
But if I if I'm not going to say to
your face, I will never ever say that online.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
That's you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Now, A lot of not like that.

Speaker 35 (01:17:31):
I'm not like that.

Speaker 23 (01:17:32):
I'll totally oh yeah, I'm not like that. I would
never tell dani Orlowski he was a crappy commentator. Face good,
I'll tell him on Twitter, no problems.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I got Shannon on line twenty four her husband and son,
both those families being blocked by people. Good God, Shannon,
what's going on in your house?

Speaker 36 (01:17:48):
Hey, how are you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Okay? Good morning? So tell us the story.

Speaker 36 (01:17:52):
Well, my son got blocked by Tom Brady after a
game when he was still with the Patriots and he
had made a comment on a play and he didn't
like it too much. So my fourteen, my then fourteen
year old son was tossed off his all of his
social media.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
So I must assume that Tom Brady has people running
your social media. You don't think he's blocking people, do you? Frog?

Speaker 23 (01:18:15):
I would guess he's got somebody does post.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
I think he blocks people.

Speaker 23 (01:18:18):
Yeah, I mean he does post sometimes that are very
personal posts with his family, So maybe he did.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Shandon. What what did your son say?

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 36 (01:18:25):
No, I just he made a comment about a play
that happened during the game, like he could have did
something better or you know, and he gets a heart.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
All right, and and your husband's been blocked as well.
Who blocked your husband?

Speaker 36 (01:18:40):
Michael Rapaport. So Michael Rapaport mosted something on Facebook that
he was going to be playing a small venue before
the pandemic hit, right, So he was going back and
forth and he's ribbing people, and he turned around and
he said he was going to be playing some little
rinkys in place. And my my husband had found out

(01:19:02):
that at one point he had played at like a
mini mall or like a grocery center or something. So
he went back at him and he's like, oh, you're
going to play another grocery store. He goes maybe in
the fruit section. So Michael Rappaport went back at him.
He told me he was a bully. He then he

(01:19:22):
went so far as Michael Rapport actually contacted me and
sent me screenshots of my husband poking fun at where
he was going to be playing, and told me that
my husband was so he messaged me he looked through
everything and my profile is private.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Just that help Well, you know what it's actually it's
a good example of how, you know, some people think
that if you're a celebrity, and to me, Michael Rappaport
is a celebrity. I've been a fan of his for years.
If you say, if you say something, some people think
if you say something rude to him, you can get
away with it. And do you have feelings too? And
I don't know. I'm not a celebrity, but I'm sure,
I'm sure I understand anything going through you know, I

(01:20:01):
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Okay, I love that the whole family trolls together.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
It's like a family activity. And it's one of those
things too, like people are taking shots at these people. Okay,
he's playing at a grocery store, but he's still playing.
He's doing his craft. He followed his passion and he's
pursuing it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
So good for him.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Even if it's a tiny venue, it's probably still more
than a whole lot of other people are doing.

Speaker 26 (01:20:24):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
I don't know, if it's been confirmed he played a
grocery store. Right, Hello, Anthony, how's it going.

Speaker 54 (01:20:32):
Hey guys, good morning, how are you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
We're doing great, just throwing people under the We got
a big bus today and it's got a lot of room,
not a lot of room left underneath. So Anthony, you've
been blocked by who?

Speaker 54 (01:20:42):
All right, So a couple of years ago, I put
my face into one of those celebrity generators that tells
you who you look like. Everybody was getting really all
my friends are getting really exciting results. I was like,
all right, I'll buy into this thing.

Speaker 32 (01:20:53):
So I put my face in.

Speaker 54 (01:20:54):
I'm clean shaven. I think it's a great picture. I
get that I look like Anne Hash great. Okay, that's
the Gandhi laugh. I was hoping for big win for me,
so right, so immediately I start growing out of beard.
But I saved the picture, and so a couple of
years later, you know, the fad comes back around, and

(01:21:15):
so I post remember that time that I looked like
a lesbian who got abducted by aliens? And I tagged
aunt hash immedia block, Oh my god, media block. But
you know, long story short, the beard looks great.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Okay, all right, Anthony. It's good to know that doppel
gangers listening to us today. Take care guys, Thank you Anthony,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
And there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
They wake me up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Good morning show on Live Elvis d ran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
All right, all right, uh hit the jingle. Scariest time
for the topic train, the Elvis topic trade.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Today, the Elvis topic train.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I mean, the question is why talk about one thing
when you can talk about several different things at the
same time, and you get to choose which topic you
want to talk about. All right, call Nate, let's set
it up. I'll give you the topic. Don't call yet,
wait till you hear the topics. Okay, topic number one?
Are you venmost stalking your significant other or someone else?

(01:22:43):
Please tell us why and why you're doing it both
or anyway, and what you found. I want to know
what you found. Are you venmost stalking someone? Okay? So far,
so good?

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Have you ever been beard fished where he would so
hot or maybe she was so hot with a beard
and then when they shaved it off, you're like, ooh,
I don't know. Or maybe you were hat fished or
COVID mask fished, they took off your mask. You're like, oh, okay.
Another question on the on the topic train, what did

(01:23:18):
you learn from TikTok? There's so much to learn there, right, Ye?
What did you learn for TikTok? Here's my favorite? If
you could smell things on Google? What would you google?

Speaker 32 (01:23:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Oh, I have one?

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Can I say it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
It is Jason Momoa because I really want him to
smell good, but I just have this feeling that he
smells really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
So yeah, you can use people if you uh what
if you could smell things or people on Google? What
would you google? And finally, have you ever been caught
speeding because you were listening to a song that made
you speed? What song was it? I want to hear
from you?

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
The Elvis topic tray, the Elvis topic trays.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Let's get into let's just jump right into it, all right.
I don't know where to start. We're gonna start at
line eleven, right, you gotta help me on guys. It's Trish, Hey, Trish, Hey, Hellen,
good morning.

Speaker 14 (01:24:16):
What's going on with you.

Speaker 46 (01:24:18):
I'm driving to work and it's uh, it's a great day,
and uh, I always am in a great mood.

Speaker 53 (01:24:24):
Listening to you guys, and I had to call in
with my story.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Which topic are you calling in about, Trish?

Speaker 26 (01:24:30):
Uh?

Speaker 46 (01:24:30):
The how you were fished?

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Oh, beard fish or or or hat fished or mask fished.

Speaker 15 (01:24:38):
I was costume fished at a Halloween costume.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
What happened, Trish?

Speaker 50 (01:24:45):
I'm sure that's really common.

Speaker 15 (01:24:48):
So I met this guy through some friends.

Speaker 53 (01:24:50):
He was dressed as Zoro, and.

Speaker 15 (01:24:53):
And then we went out on a date and I
literally felt deflated, like, oh, okay, I like him better
as Zoro.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Are you saying he went from zero to zero? Maybe?

Speaker 32 (01:25:08):
Oh god, oh my god, not quite but totally.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Totally messed up that joke. Well, so you know what,
sometimes you know, in costume it's more mysterious and Zoro Yeah, yeah,
yes exactly.

Speaker 53 (01:25:24):
But I was the energizer bunny, So I don't know
what the attraction was there.

Speaker 19 (01:25:30):
I guess I could keep going because I could keep
going and going.

Speaker 36 (01:25:33):
I guess.

Speaker 21 (01:25:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Okay, all right, Tris, thanks for calling. We appreciate it.
You have a great day, Okay, all right, Sherry on
line ten, Welcome to the topic train. It's good to
have you here.

Speaker 29 (01:25:44):
Sherry.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
How are you feeling good?

Speaker 21 (01:25:46):
Good?

Speaker 54 (01:25:46):
How are you so great to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
It's a pleasure talking to you. Know which one of
our topics you're calling about.

Speaker 16 (01:25:52):
I'm the speeding listening to a song?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Isn't that funny? And we were talking about this in
the room earlier. You can hear a song and start
speeding up in your car, but you don't know you're
doing it. The song is making you accelerate, So you
have one that makes you speed.

Speaker 16 (01:26:07):
Yes, it's so we Sammy Hagar.

Speaker 54 (01:26:09):
I can't drive fifty five.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Of course, that's a natural. I mean, that's like it
just it just makes sense.

Speaker 15 (01:26:17):
So yeah, it's it's terrible.

Speaker 16 (01:26:20):
I was going ninety and a forty five.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Oh my god, I still have your license?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Wow?

Speaker 36 (01:26:28):
You do have my license?

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Were you pulled over?

Speaker 29 (01:26:30):
But not who?

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
I'm glad you caught it, Sherry, because that a ninety
and a forty five is probably a steep price to pay.
Thank you, Thank you for listening to us. I appreciate it.
It's slow down, don't listen to Sammy Hagar. There's the
moral of the story. Michelle. In line eight, let's see
hey Michelle. Hello, Hello lady, Well, hello lady, how you
feeling good?

Speaker 33 (01:26:54):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
So which topic.

Speaker 16 (01:26:57):
Are you calling about about the speeding?

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Okay, what made you speed?

Speaker 16 (01:27:02):
It wasn't a song. I was actually listening to a
race car race and listening to the engines. I started
accelerating and I got snabbed for eighty five and a
sixty five. But because I was honest and told him
that I was listening to the NASCAR race, he let

(01:27:23):
me go with the following too close.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Wow, so the officer bought into that logic. That's kind
of funny.

Speaker 16 (01:27:30):
Yeah, he was dying. He was like, I have to say,
a chick listening to a NASCAR race and speeding on
the highlight, I gotta let you go with the following.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Okay, no no argument here, officer. I love how you
were listening to NASCAR. You actually thought you were driving
in NASCAR, so there's an issue. Oh yeah, all right, Michelle,
thanks for listening to us. I'm glad you got off
with a one.

Speaker 41 (01:27:53):
Thanks, you have a good day.

Speaker 35 (01:27:54):
Guy.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Two two?

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Lady lyning the eighteen is Jordan. This is a lot.
We have a lot of these speeding calls coming in
and you got one too, right, Jordan, Yes, Hello, good
morning and good morning. What song makes you speed up?
Without actually realizing you're speeding up.

Speaker 55 (01:28:10):
Well, my girlfriend and iran a road trip and the
song I walked five hundreds miles.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Enough, are you driving right now.

Speaker 29 (01:28:23):
On the train?

Speaker 53 (01:28:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Good, you turn it off. It doesn't matter. That song
makes you speed. You must have been really into it.

Speaker 55 (01:28:32):
Well, it doesn't make me speed, but we were just
so into the song that we were speeding. And so
now whenever it comes on and we're both in the car,
whoever's driving, just we look at each other and slow
down regardless wherever we're at.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
All right, I'm gonna be five hundred miles by Proclaimers
makes you speed. I've never heard that one before. Thank you, Jordan,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 55 (01:28:51):
Yes, thanks, every great day, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Line four is Mary. I think we have a different
topic finally, because that one was taking off big time.

Speaker 40 (01:28:57):
Hey Mary, Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
How are you We're doing well? We're doing well.

Speaker 29 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I'm so.

Speaker 41 (01:29:03):
Excited I was talking to you guys.

Speaker 40 (01:29:05):
You make my morning every day, my ride into work.
I love listening to you.

Speaker 36 (01:29:08):
I'll you make my morning.

Speaker 26 (01:29:10):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Thank god someone's listening to this stuff. Mary, Thank god
you're there. Which topic are you calling about?

Speaker 40 (01:29:15):
So I'm calling about TikTok over the pandemic. I learned
how to use TikTok.

Speaker 38 (01:29:21):
My daughter taught me.

Speaker 40 (01:29:22):
I'm going to be forty next month, so I'm hashtag
mom over thirty, right, and so she taught me how
to get on. She taught me how to make friends.
I finally learned apparently you need one thousand viewers to
go live, which god, that took forever. So I finally
got a thousand viewers, went live, and then learned I've
got as funny as I thought I was because I

(01:29:43):
never got anybody.

Speaker 15 (01:29:44):
To go on and watch me.

Speaker 25 (01:29:45):
Oh that's hilarious. But apparently none of the world.

Speaker 31 (01:29:50):
Agrees with me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
So so they voted you all right, Yeah, well.

Speaker 40 (01:29:55):
You know, you get like one or two viewers.

Speaker 36 (01:29:57):
Well, my daughter she gets way more people.

Speaker 40 (01:29:58):
She has like twelve thousand.

Speaker 15 (01:30:00):
I don't know how she does it.

Speaker 31 (01:30:01):
Apparently she's really funny and very trendy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
I know, I don't want to know how she does it.
It's her secret. Well wait a minute, anyone in the room.
You guys, have you learned anything from TikTok.

Speaker 7 (01:30:11):
Yes, A couple of recipes I've gotten off of TikTok,
which were delicious.

Speaker 26 (01:30:15):
Right.

Speaker 40 (01:30:15):
Yeah, I've got some food hacks off of TikTok as well,
and they're very handy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
I have to say, I love that you're loving the TikTok.
All right, Mary, you have a great day. Thanks for
listening to us.

Speaker 15 (01:30:23):
Guys, you too, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
A Line three is Angel, Hey Angel, Yes, Hey, good morning, Well,
good morning, welcome to the show. So which one of
these topics you're calling about?

Speaker 25 (01:30:34):
I was beardfish, hatfish, whatever you want to call it,
all the above.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
By what happened?

Speaker 50 (01:30:39):
I was fished.

Speaker 25 (01:30:41):
I came home from work about two weeks ago and
my husband decided to shave everything, his beard.

Speaker 15 (01:30:49):
His head, everything.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
So, I mean, how long have you been married to him?

Speaker 15 (01:30:56):
Six years.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
On the list, So you haven't seen him without facial
or head hair in six years?

Speaker 25 (01:31:04):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
And I was, oh, so what's devastating if you can
compare maybe a celebrity or something he used to look like,
and also who he now looks like after shave.

Speaker 25 (01:31:17):
I he looks like the Rock and now he looks
like older Bruce willis, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
He's pretty old. He's not though, Oh did you say
anything to him about it? I mean, is he going
to grow it back because he sees how you were
recoiling in horror.

Speaker 25 (01:31:39):
He'd better grow it back because he's not getting any
love until he does.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Wow, a while.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
It takes a while to grow it, doesn't it.

Speaker 25 (01:31:46):
Yeah, Yeah, it's inching its way back, but it's it's
been a very slow two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
How different someone looks without a beard?

Speaker 15 (01:31:57):
So surprised?

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Yeah, six years and you never knew what was under
the hood. That's so crazy. All right, Angel, thank you,
thanks for listening, Thanks for sharing, and good luck with
your husband if he's listening. Okay, there you go. Line
five is Pamela. Now, Pamela, which which topic are you
calling about?

Speaker 26 (01:32:15):
I am calling about the stalker situation? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
The stalker? Oh no, Yo, we're asking if you stalk
people on Venmo to see who they're paying money to.

Speaker 26 (01:32:24):
No, I'm not stalking anyone. I have a stalker that's
stalking me.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 26 (01:32:33):
I used to live beside him, and we had I
had a pool in the backyard, and on the other
side of our fence was the patio doors, and every
time I tried to spend time in the pool, he
would swing the patio doors open and drop his pants.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Oh god, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
That's he shouldn't be doing that. You don't need that.
That's littering. You don't need that exactly. But you know,
but so do you ever use Venmo with this guy?
I mean, you know, you know. Okay, hold on one second, Pamela,
hold on one second. All right, there's that, uh Emma
line twenty four. Hello, Emma, my favorite topic. Hello, I'm

(01:33:14):
so happy you called with this topic. It's my favorite topic.
I think clever one. Tell everyone which topic you're calling about.

Speaker 44 (01:33:21):
What I would google to smell? Oh, I would want
to smell Gwenna's house rose candle. I want to know
what things like?

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Okay, it no, you know, it's like the tester at
the counter.

Speaker 26 (01:33:43):
You just want to exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
I don't know why. I mean, how much were those
candles V the V candles?

Speaker 25 (01:33:52):
Remember, like sixty dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Yeah, they were expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
They were so out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Oh you need is just one sniff and you're done.
It's like it's off the bucket list. It's done. That's
my that's my favorite call. I appreciate it. You have
a great thanks for listening to us. Okay, you two,
Bye bye, and there you go. The Toby Train. I
loved it.

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Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
I want to talk about going to the movie, the
shared experience being in the theater. This is why I
don't go see movies because I hear people love the film,
but they don't like being in a room full of
other people who are a bunch of.

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
A holes pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Why is it people just can't behave in public.

Speaker 23 (01:35:05):
They go to a movie and talk to the screen,
they talk to each other, their phones live up and
it ruins the experience. I want to go to the
movie and enjoy it in my own little bubble.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
The way I look at it is this, unless you're laughing,
there should be no anything there. You should not stir
at all during a film. You should keep your hands down.
Just watch the screen and be passive, passively, just watch see.

Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
I don't agree one hundred percent. Okay, what do you
mean if I enjoy if like a pivotal scene happens,
or if something crazy happens everyone in the movie enjoying
that scene together and going okay, No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
I agree, I agree, I agree, But to start talking
to like use sentences.

Speaker 20 (01:35:43):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
One time I went to the movies and the guy
I was dating at the time got up and slow
clapped at a point that he thought it was an
appropriate slow clap, and I wanted to tuck and roll.

Speaker 47 (01:35:53):
It was like, you are not.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Crody was saying that the guy behind him was explaining
everything to his girlfriend. She clearly wasn't, so I'm not
going to say anything. He was like, that's blank. Oh
that's because remember that other movie bank. I'm like, don't
bring her, No, don't bring her, and she shouldn't bring you.
So it's not only you, know. So when you're out
in a crowd, Look, a concert is fabulous when you

(01:36:15):
can enjoy it with other people who are fans of
the music. But there are things you shouldn't be doing
at concerts, ruin it for everyone going to the gym.
The gym is a shared experience, sitting in traffic. Even
Brody loves going to the Silent disco. It's a shared experience.
But you need to think about how you're acting there
because you're ruining it for other people. Yes, be aware, God,

(01:36:37):
don't ruin it for every don't don't go to a
concert and hold up an iPad and try to record
the thing.

Speaker 29 (01:36:44):
Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
iPad people are my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
It's so big quick call.

Speaker 50 (01:36:48):
Hi, bob Hey, good morning. You're crazy monkeys.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Whoa thank you, Bob Hey. So we're talking about like
going to the movies, and you know, doing shared experience
is the type events like a football game whatever, people
make it where you just don't want to go because
there are a bunch of a holes. Don't you agree?

Speaker 47 (01:37:05):
I absolutely agree?

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
So what happened to you over the weekend?

Speaker 26 (01:37:07):
Bob Well?

Speaker 47 (01:37:10):
I was in Disney World a couple of weekends ago,
and I was sitting watching the Hall of Presidents and
there was a woman one row in front of me
who was using her iPad to try to record the show. Yeah,
but which normally would be annoying, but in this case,
I found it hysterical because she's she's also starting to
fall asleep. Oh oh, and I'm watching the iPad start

(01:37:33):
to dip slowly and slowly, and I really want to
be I just wanted to be a fly on the wall. Later,
when she watched that back to see how it turned out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Yeah, they kept going like dipping dipping iPad syndrome exactly.
It was terrible.

Speaker 47 (01:37:50):
It actually made the show for me.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Well, yeah, here's the thing about the Hall of President's
no offense. I mean it's you know, every couple of
years we get a new one. Other than that, it's
the same story over and over.

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
Love it, though I go like two or three times
while I'm there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Well anyway, yeah, so holding up an iPad, even if
you're wide awake, it's it's irritating if you do it.
Stop it because you're irritating people, and you know, don't
get mad at me. There are people the I pad
people are mad at me.

Speaker 26 (01:38:14):
Now.

Speaker 23 (01:38:14):
I feel like it's an old person thing mostly though I.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
Think it's a lot of tourists from other countries as well,
because I stop a ton stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
You're in Bob with well, Bob, listen, thanks for checking in.
And I'm hoping next time you'll have the you'll have
the nerve to say, put your iPad down and take
a nap, laby, this is the Hall of president Thank
you very much for you. I will thank you like
if I would, I would, I would immediately leave the
Hall of Presidents and go over to the Tiki Room.
Where's my room?

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
So not for anything.

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
They really do need to update the tim No, no,
that would ruin it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
No no, no, no, you don't think the do not
update the Tiki room.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
If my kids don't get it good, I don't know
if I get it.

Speaker 26 (01:38:52):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Have you never been to the Tiki Room? You never
remember the Tiki Room? Yeah, then you haven't. Men hide away,
you're not keep peper you. We wear the show stopping
ride the way we see you know what we do.
It's get really stone to go to the tiki.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
You don't know what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:39:22):
The whole room is animatronic birds and they all come
to life, and then there's other things like.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Trees and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
Spoiler everything everything.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
Started talking and singing. It's just really cool.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Okay Tiki room. No, no, it's great.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
And it's where you go when it starts to rain
in Disney Were they singing that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Song all these Yeah, the tiki room is fabulous. I
want a tiki rom I'm gonna build one of my
new house.

Speaker 27 (01:39:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
Usually, though, at Disney World, in my experience there, anyway,
people behave For some reason. Disney World brings out the
best in some people.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
That's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:39:52):
When you go down that street, Main Street, U s A.
It's you have to behave yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
You you're not allowed to. You know you can't. You
don't be in an a whole. As a matter of fact,
I heard someone use foul language Itsney World, and I
screamed at them. You do not use the F word
at Disney World.

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
Even I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
I mean so anyway, you know what, different people act
differently at movies. When I go to see a movie,
I'm quiet, I'm passive, I observe, I don't say one word.
I don't have my phone on. I don't even want
to feel it vibrating in my pocket. I want to
focus on the movie. And if you get to go
to the bathroom, I'm not going to tell you what
you missed. I'm not too bad that I miss you

(01:40:30):
shouldn't have gone to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (01:40:31):
It depends, that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
So anyway, so that's a shared experience. Also going to
the gym, going to a game, concerts, what should you
and should you not do in these shared experience situations?
Don't be an ahole? You're really you know, when you
hold up your iPad to take a picture or to

(01:40:54):
to record something, it's in everyone's way. Don't you think
about it? Don't you have any consideration for anyone else?
They don't you don't. Here, let's go talk to Erica. Hello, Erica, Hello, lady. Well,
hollo lady. So even though listening to our show is
a shared experience, you know, it's just us blabbing. The
only way you can talk back is unless you call
us like Erica, So, Erica, which shared experience? Do you

(01:41:16):
become very very irritated while experiencing because people are jerks.

Speaker 19 (01:41:21):
I get really really upset with people who sing at concerts, Okay,
I do I don't see Yeah, well, you know, not
the people, not if the artists. Is like, everybody's singing,
but the drunk girl next to me who's belting out
every single song right in my ear I didn't pay

(01:41:42):
one hundred dollars to hear you, honey.

Speaker 23 (01:41:44):
Right, No, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
She's having fun though, now, especially if she's having fun,
I know, but at my expense. But if you if
you have someone on stage, like singing a ballad, and
you have someone next to you singing with them, you're like,
shut up, you know? I agree, Yeah, you're guilty, totally.

(01:42:06):
Oh yeah, you sing it concert?

Speaker 6 (01:42:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
I belt it out because I'm like, it's so much
louder than me. They're never going to hear this, but.

Speaker 23 (01:42:11):
Apparently they are.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
Guess what we're listening to you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
I feel like most people do it. Most people belt
out at concerts.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Well, I think, Erica, correct me if I'm wrong. You're
talking about blatant, like louder than loud singing. I mean
you can kind of hum along and you're fine, right,
oh right.

Speaker 19 (01:42:26):
Right, I'm talking the drunk. This is my song top
of their lungs.

Speaker 53 (01:42:31):
I am now, Taylor Swift say a song.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
You do that too, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Gandhi, Okay, Erica, you and I are never going to
sit next to Gandhi at a concert.

Speaker 19 (01:42:44):
Okay, I'm not so exactly. Gandhi, don't sit next to me,
all right, be.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Aware of your volume. Hello, Debbie, Hey, I love I
love you. Thank you for listening, and thanks for tolerating
us today. It's okay. So which shared experience are you
talking about? A football game, a movie, a concert?

Speaker 15 (01:43:02):
I went to a concert. I went to Steel Panther
concert and the guy in front of me had his
phone on FaceTime and it said mom as his contact.
So he had his mom on FaceTime the entire concert.
And if you know what Steel Fraser saying, that's not
the kind of music you let your mom listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
It's like an eighties metal band, right, they.

Speaker 15 (01:43:22):
Are metal band. Their number one song is called the Shocker,
and that with your mom.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Mom loves Mom loves the Shocker.

Speaker 6 (01:43:31):
I know.

Speaker 15 (01:43:31):
And he has dolphin with them, so I'm like, okay,
so it really is his mom and it said mom,
and he had it up the entire time in front of.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Me, so it was like in your face and it
was just it was distracting the concert. Yeah, the Shocker,
we should play that.

Speaker 15 (01:43:47):
I don't think I don't think that a.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Debbie, thank you very much, duly noted. I agree with you.
You know you're you think you're being cool with people
outside the venue. You're not being cool with Debbie and
me because we want to see the show and not
be distracted by your phone.

Speaker 26 (01:44:00):
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
Thank you, Debby, thanks for listening to us. By the way,
so yes, scary you.

Speaker 56 (01:44:05):
Shared experience where people act crummy the food court. People
are pigs, these creatures. They don't clean up after themselves.
They think they're garbage everywhere. It's like, come on, there's
gotta got a quick.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
Turn over here. Yeah, come on, clean up your stuff.
Yeah yeah, okay, don't be pigs.

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
And I can't help it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Shared experiences with Jessica. So let's go back to Disney World.
Let's go, Jessica. What what drives you nuts that other
people do at Disney and other parks?

Speaker 53 (01:44:32):
It's one people walking five people across, blocking the whole area.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
At the walk.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
I agree.

Speaker 53 (01:44:39):
It's not the slowest place on Earth.

Speaker 14 (01:44:41):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
It's the slowest place on Earth. And you know, they
don't understand that people need to get around people don't
walk at your pace.

Speaker 7 (01:44:47):
That bothers me anywhere. People think like they're the only
people in the world, and I'm like, hello, there.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Are other people around you.

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
Will you move out of my damn way.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
Well, then to that point, Danielle and Jessica, to your point,
are we are we just too sensitive? Are we expecting
too much from other people? Do we need to lower
our expectations of these I think a.

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
Little bit, just to get yourself through the day.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
I just want people to look out for us, because
I feel like I look out for other people. I mean, Jessica,
you look out for other people. You stay out of
their way, right of course.

Speaker 53 (01:45:17):
And I know how to walk on a walkway to
not walk other people from walking.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
Yeah, it's not a it's not a slow way. It's
a walkway.

Speaker 41 (01:45:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Thank you, Jessica, You and I Jessica. We'll go to Disney.
We're gonna have the perfect pace.

Speaker 50 (01:45:30):
Okay, sounds great, exactly, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Oh the Carousel of Progress? Have you been there, Nodi?
Have you ever been to Disney World?

Speaker 35 (01:45:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Oh gosh, you've never been to Disney.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Have not been to Disney?

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Can we take her?

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
Oh my god, you're gonna love it. You're gonna love it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
Are you all going to sing along the whole time?

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
I st hope not one more call from Mary. You
went to a wedding, and what is worse than someone
who wants to record something with her iPad? Tell him Mary, Well.

Speaker 46 (01:46:12):
Actually it was my wedding, and it was my mother
in law decided to fill my entire wedding.

Speaker 15 (01:46:18):
With her laptop.

Speaker 50 (01:46:19):
Laptop, yes, and going down the aisle.

Speaker 46 (01:46:25):
And she's standing up with a laptop open, standing up
filming with her laptop.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Oh, Mary, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 46 (01:46:34):
I'm doing my bow. She's sitting down with a laptop
in her lap. Oh lord, filming.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Yes, I'm sure, I'm sure it looked great.

Speaker 46 (01:46:43):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I was so sad I couldn't
afford professional photography and videography and she had me covered.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Oh can you see that big shell?

Speaker 50 (01:46:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Alright, sorry about that, Mary, but that really is better
than that's better than the iPad story. Thanks for listening to.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
Us, Settle, mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 35 (01:47:13):
Are on.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Elister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Okay, so you know what I want to talk about today?
And I know this is going to get really rand.
This isn't going to get really weird. What are some
of the weird, kind of disgusting things you did as
a kid, And then some of them could be like
your first dive into the world of sexuality. You were
just like, this is when parents die for the radio.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
Turn it off, turn on light after morning.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
So because you were telling me, Gandhi, yes that when
you were a little girl, Yes, what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
I used to really enjoy the jets at the pool,
you know, like the little that shoot off the water.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
I discovered that they could make you feel kind of interesting,
just chill by. The jets. Would hre just posted up
against the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
I don't know, it's just over here, so you would
sit and you would stand or position yourself in front
of the jets.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
I was little, so I was like floating. I would
hold on to the side and just float there for hours.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
Where's Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
The jets?

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
All right? But but you didn't know at the time
exactly what it was. I knew it was fun exactly. Yeah,
you know. I used to have jets experience as well,
thank you. Yeah, I didn't know what it was. That
was the That was the first place I experienced the
tho oh in the pool. Yeah, I didn't know what
it was. Now we're not talking about the New York jets.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
I was wondering which jets you were speaking of.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Uh, what about you, Nate? Come on, well, come on
talk talk to me. I uh, I really enjoyed sleeping
with pillows.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Sleeping or humping.

Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
So you humped your pillows?

Speaker 49 (01:48:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
Yeah, yes, Nate, I don't know how to Yeah, I
know you pretty much said it. You don't have to
say anything else. Stop right there?

Speaker 3 (01:48:58):
Did you pillows?

Speaker 23 (01:49:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
Okay, I think you know that's way too far. Okay,
stop it stopping. We're just just telling us about your
your affection for your pillows. It's a froggy. I feel
embarrassed now.

Speaker 23 (01:49:13):
I got My mom took me to the doctor one
time because she said there's something wrong with him. He
says he has to go to the bathroom like five
six times a day. They thought I had a stomach
ache all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
I didn't. Yeah, of course, who was it?

Speaker 3 (01:49:32):
It was Andrew, your assistant. Andrew used to do something.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
Andrews is great. He actually told us on the air
the other day he did.

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
I don't know if he's saying if he's listening right now,
but his was fascinating and it upset his mom when
she found out what was going on.

Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
Can you tell us about the stickers you earned as
a child. Yeah, so we had the eating cereal No, yeah.

Speaker 52 (01:49:51):
Okay, so I we had twins up the street and
they would give me stickers.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
Know what kind of stickers, like little kid stickers. Yeah,
really shiny ones. Yeah, they were nice. It would give
me stickers if I pull down my pants. So he
would go home with all these stickers, and your mom
would ask you, where'd you get all these stickers? Yeah,
and you told her why, you know, And she wasn't
the happiest person in the world when I told her.
This conversation is so uncomfortable.

Speaker 26 (01:50:19):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
It makes me laugh so hard because everyone just does
weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Kids are weird.

Speaker 23 (01:50:24):
I got sent home from kindergarten one time because I
kept showing all the girls my under roos. I got
new under rus. They were like Superman unders, but they're fun.
I got sent home from kindergarten.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
Speaking of under rus. When Alex was a little boy,
he was mad because he got under rus and he
couldn't fly because the kid and the commercial put on
his Superman under under rus and could actually fly.

Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
Oh yeah, there was false advertising.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
He couldn't fly. He was very disappointed. But there's nothing
dirty about that this is kind of on the border
of pervy conversation. But who was it that was just
laid down on top?

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
Oh, that was my boyfriend, Your boyfriend, Brendon.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
What did he do?

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
Apparently he and his brother both used to lay on
the neighbor naked, just lay there. And then I got
in trouble because the neighbor's dad came home and caught
his brother doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
But they weren't doing anything. They were doing anything, they
were laying.

Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
They would just lay there, which I think is the
funniest thing ever. And then I made him demonstrate to me, like,
can you show me exactly what happened? Lay there, laid
there dead, Wait my lungs.

Speaker 4 (01:51:26):
Get off me.

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
Text message. I had my first lesbian experience as an
elementary schooler in a refrigerator box with my friend. I
would practice making out on the twist top gatorade bottles.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
That sounds painful?

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
What oh here? Who's calling is Zachary?

Speaker 26 (01:51:43):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Zachary?

Speaker 6 (01:51:45):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
Hello? What's going Good morning? Good morning, Zachary, and what
story are you calling to report?

Speaker 32 (01:51:53):
One year for Christmas, I got a purse gloves with
fur inside, and to say I became very one of them,
and the other one got.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
A little jealous. It's like, what about me? Why do
you like the Left Club?

Speaker 35 (01:52:11):
What about me?

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
I'm a fiery gave make love to me, Zachary weird.
It's one thing to remember it from from your childhood.
It's anohing. It's another thing to talk about it on
a nationally syndicated morning show.

Speaker 32 (01:52:23):
Yay, oh my god, I had to be eleven or twelve,
But yeah, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
All right, Zachary, You're not alone. You're all good.

Speaker 6 (01:52:32):
People.

Speaker 2 (01:52:32):
Thank you for calling. You have a good day.

Speaker 50 (01:52:34):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 32 (01:52:35):
Guys are great, Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
What's that CONDI?

Speaker 4 (01:52:36):
People who are like, I didn't do anything weird?

Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
Liar, Yes you did. You did something. Maybe you weren't
hanging out by a pool jet, but you did something weird.

Speaker 2 (01:52:43):
I know, scary, scary. What did you and your friends
used to do? We used to have measuring sessions and
it was on the more than one occasion long ago,
was that it was the last month.

Speaker 15 (01:52:57):
Scary?

Speaker 23 (01:52:57):
Well, well, where did you come in and said measuring session?
Where you Okay, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
We can have this conversation, but there's a limit, there's
a line. There's a line. There's a line. I think
we crossed it when the guy talked about his ski glove.

Speaker 4 (01:53:10):
How long is the line?

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
What did I just say that, yes you did, Yes
you did? And we finally would go talk to Claire.

Speaker 50 (01:53:18):
Hello, Claire, Hi, Alvis, how are you gry?

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
We're doing well? So your daughter when she was three
years old, what would she do?

Speaker 53 (01:53:28):
She would sit a daycare and shake her leg back
and forth and just for hours, just sit there. And
I'm like, They're like, she needs to stop shaking her leg, and.

Speaker 50 (01:53:36):
I'm like, why, what'd you think?

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
You think it was anxiety?

Speaker 53 (01:53:40):
Yeah, I just thought she was nervous and just like
scared to be in school. But nope, she would just
sit there and enjoy herself all day longer she could.

Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
Wow, I would too if I could. You know what
I'm saying, Well, definitely, I know. You know, but when
you were kids, we were all kids, you know, Claire,
we didn't We just didn't know what it meant, except
for Scary's measuring sessions. But you know, we didn't know
what it meant. We didn't know it was. It was
the innocence of childhood, you know. And then at some point,

(01:54:09):
you know what you're doing. Then you need to stop it,
or at least don't talk about it to anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:54:14):
At some point it becomes a crime, it does, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17):
Claire, thanks for I'm sure your daughter would be mortified
if she knew you were on the radio right now.

Speaker 15 (01:54:22):
Probably have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
Thank you, Thanks for listening and all the you know,
and a lot of guys, little boys out there, those
poor vacuum cleaners. This one guy, just thank you. Yo,
I'm gonna play hooky goodbye.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
How mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:54:44):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody.