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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You guys are my absolute favorite and I love you all.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I gotta listen to you every day.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
You guys are so funny and it's such an enjoyment.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
We'll listen to you every morning on my way to work.
And I'm just saying hello, Jay Lay in the Morning Show. Hey,
I have some technical questions, and it's not like I'm
a grandpa and I can't figure out my own issues
about it. Let's start with Instagram, all right. So, as
you know our good friend Frankie P who works at

(00:31):
Y one hundred Miami, right, he sends me a text saying, hey,
I need to ask you a question. I mean it's
you know, do you have a moment. I'm thinking, oh,
oh serious, a moment with Frankie P. So Frankie P,
let me see if I can find it. It doesn't matter,
Frankie P. Uh here it is now new. He says.

(00:52):
I was purging my Instagram of people yesterday and I
saw you weren't following me back anymore. So I just
wanted to make sure it wasn't because as I offended
or upset you in some way, hoping you just got
tired of looking at my face. Huhuh also, you don't
have to follow me. Frankie Pete goes on to say,
I really just wanted to make sure you're not beefing.
We're not beefing because of all jokes aside, You're one

(01:13):
of my favorite people ever. And I'm like, oh my god,
I never ever ever push pushed unfollow for Frankie Pete.
H does sometimes and sometimes Instagram does it like knock
you out of gear without you doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yes, I tell people that it does, but I don't
think it does.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Well, I tell you what happened though, I'll tell you, well,
here's here's why I think it does in this case. Anyway, Gane,
I went on to my Instagram and it's and I
went to Frankie P's page and it says that I'm
following him. Oh so I unfollowed and followed again and
he said it popped up. So I don't know, there's
something weird going on.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I will say though, Instagram, and I don't know if
it's changed it yet, but it used to make it
super easy to unfollow somebody if they had a public profile,
because if it's private, it'll ask you are you sure,
because you'll have to request this person again, if it's
open and you accidentally tap it, it would just unfollow
that person. So in that way, maybe that's what happened.
But if it said you were following, then I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Well no, but okay, put I put myself in Frankie
PA's place. Okay. He's sitting there going, what's up? Why
did Elvis trop me? And there goes the mind and
there goes the conversation in your head God, and you
think back, what did I do to offend him? Or picture?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah? Should I say something? And then but this dialogue
went on in his mind for two days. He's like,
it's killing me. Bro I can't. I couldn't sleep last
night wondering what I did to you. I'm like, dude,
I didn't drop you. I swear maybe I accidentally did it,
but I don't. It says I didn't. It says I
was following him. So that must have been a hiccup

(02:46):
in the system.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yes, I wonder how long it had been, because you know,
a lot of people have that unfollow app, which I
think is the most dangerous app you could have. You
don't get rid of it, Oh, Brody, hasn't Okay, I
don't even.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Know how you can tell who's following you who's not.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, they have the app, they're telling you what he does, Daniel.
Every day it reports back to you how many people
dropped you and who it was. Hey, let me ask
you successful, Hey Brody, Yes, sir, So you do you
still use that unfollow app.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
On Twitter? I do on occasion.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yes, Okay, Now why just I'm just curious. Why do
you want to know who's unfollowing you?

Speaker 8 (03:25):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
What's the reasoning behind it for you?

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Well, I like to see if there's like a bulk
unfollow Did I post something and then all of a sudden,
you know, one hundred and fifty people on followed me?
Or are there people like in Frankie p situation? Are
there people I like that I have like a good
rapport with suddenly pop up on the unfollowed list? Then
I have to wonder did I do something or is
it a glitch?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Right?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
I do it like once a month, I'll check, I'll
do a sweep and I'll see you know what the
situation is.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, I was just curious.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I don't like to offend people back when the of.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Course you don't you when the unfollowed app first came out,
I had it and it drove me bananas. I had
to get rid of it. And we can even go
on Instagram now and you can see by day how
many people drop you, how many games, how many people
follow you? Yeah yeah, And then on days of late
I would go, I've been going on just checking it out,
and you can see how people spike and likes when

(04:22):
you put something like a puppy up, and you can
see if you put something slightly opinionated up, they go
down and they drop you. And so I actually drop
and gain about the same number of people every day.
It's really weird.

Speaker 9 (04:35):
Yeah, Frog, Now, Brody, have you ever reached out to
somebody who unfollowed you and asked them why they unfollowed you?
That was not like somebody on the show or a friend.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
If it's somebody that I've interacted with a lot, I
might say, hey, I hope everything's okay, But I don't
ask like regular people. If I'm not sure who they are,
then I don't reach out and ask them why. But
there was a time when I had like a thousand
followers on Twitter in the old days, where if I
drop somebody, I lost someone I would say, hey, sorry
I lost you. Hope to earn you back someday. Because

(05:06):
I didn't have that many followers that I could do that,
But no, I only reach out to people if I
know them and I'm curious.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I like his text, I unfollowed a family member three
times in one week. And I didn't do it. I
didn't do it on purpose. So we know that maybe
there is a glitch, and there's sometimes but this other one,
Oh where did it go? Damn it? Oh. I literally
had someone call me the day after I unfollowed her
because she's like, hey, you unfollowed me. Why'd you un
follow me? And I told her because she's crazy crazy, Yeah, scary,

(05:37):
what's up?

Speaker 10 (05:37):
You know?

Speaker 11 (05:38):
You know, Brody runs the intern program here when we
you know, when we have interns, and he.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Does a great job. We do an amazing job of that.

Speaker 11 (05:46):
But I feel like a lot of times the interns
give him like a gratuitous follow while they're having the
internship kind of to impress, and then afterwards, if they
move on to something else and they don't get a
permanent job here or something, they just drop them.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Scary. Well, I know sometimes people have done that before.
We've had twenty years of interns. We have hundreds, and
some people have.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
How do you know I like that?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah, I like that. Scary somehow knows who follows me
and un follows me? Because that isn't a true statement
what he just said.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, what an assumption? Yeah, gandhi wi he's seen it
in action.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
More dms from listeners who say what I do to scary?
He followed me and then unfollowed me all the time?

Speaker 11 (06:27):
Well, that's just me and now I have a rotation
of people because you can only follow a maximum of
seven thousand and five.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
So weird you you actually invest that much time and
thought in your Instagram follows, you rotate them.

Speaker 11 (06:41):
Yeah, I want to see what listeners are up to.
I want to see if we're you know, hitting the
hot buttons. I just want to see.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
You need to watch the social dilemmas.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
He is the social dilatariously, he is ruddy. We'll talk
to you a little bit. Okay, you got it, Amanda
on line twenty four is keeping an eye on people?
You're so you're keeping an eye on people who are
following and un following you? Right? And what's your what's
your rule of thumb there.

Speaker 12 (07:06):
So I'm not. Actually, I have a little bit of
a different story. The vice principal at my school I'm
a teacher, befriended me the other day.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Okay, oh why And I don't know why.

Speaker 13 (07:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (07:17):
I want to go look at her Facebook during the
debate because she usually has good commentary. And then I
know she's not my friend anymore. And I'm a teacher,
so I'm like, worried I did something wrong.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Well, could she have maybe done that for all of
the teachers. Yeah, maybe she's not following any of the
teachers anymore that she works with.

Speaker 12 (07:34):
No, I checked, she's still friends with all of my coworkers.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Trust you, Amanda, do you guys have differing political views.
Maybe it was like she didn't want to offend you,
so she said, you don't look at my content anymore.

Speaker 12 (07:46):
Not at all, Not at all.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, it could be something as simple as Frankie p
It's like, I swear to you I did not unfollow him.
I did not, but he's he couldn't sleep for a
whole night because of it. So well, if it means
that much to you, you may want to bring it up. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (08:01):
Yeah, I kind of just I just got the courage
to do that after hearing this whole story, because I've
been thinking about it for days.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
It seems stupid.

Speaker 14 (08:07):
Did like be like, why did you defriend me?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I know, I know at the end of the day,
it's like, oh God, why am I even losing a
moment's thought over this? But if it means something to you,
then dig into it. Maybe maybe there's a conversation that
can come from it. It could be a learning moment.

Speaker 12 (08:20):
As they say, all right, I'll take your advice.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
All right, have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 12 (08:25):
Amanda, thanks so much.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
All right, take it easy. Uh. You know, Gandhi, I
noticed that you really don't follow that many people. You have,
like five hundred people you follow. You keep it kind
of low.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I do. I actually unfollow people all the time because
I won't follow more than five hundred because I realized,
like in my life, I don't think I know more
than five hundred people. So I don't want to get
wrapped up in the what's everyone doing? When I'd rather
just know, like what are the people I care about
doing and what am I seeing? I like to keep it.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Smoke it's Scary's face.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
He's like people, and I follow seven thousand fives.

Speaker 11 (09:01):
But these people are strangers. But there are listeners. So
I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna follow you for a while.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
I don't know, See, I'm guilty if I unfollow somebody,
even if I don't like them, I feel I feel
so bad. I don't know, I just feel bad. I
don't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I don't know if I'm becoming just an old crab
or what. I just social media. It's just I don't
I mean, I will look at it. It's just not
what it meant. It's not the same to me as
it was a year ago. As a matter of fact,
you know, Scary is in the habit of posting as
much as possible. I mean, I don't post every day.
I don't feel the need to post every day. It's

(09:36):
just not like whatever, scary.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
If you feel your Instagram story is about to expire
and you have nothing up there, do you get like
all sweaty and stuff.

Speaker 11 (09:43):
I do get a little crazy, yeah, the posting of
the pictures, and I'm like, eh, but yes, but the
story has to go on otherwise what if I you know,
But but now now it's kind of hard.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
So if your story, if your story is on an Instagram,
then your story didn't happen right exactly.

Speaker 11 (09:56):
But then out of content because we were not doing
too much. I'm like, okay, if this is me making
oh okay.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
So this is the difference. You look at your Instagram
as content for listeners, right see, I don't, And I
guess that's where that's where I don't care. I just
don't care. I just put content up. If it's my
it's my dog blowing out his birthday, Candle, I here
living life versus Jeff is online twenty three. Let's go

(10:22):
see what's going on with Jeff. Hey, Jeff, what's going
on with you?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Hello lady, Well.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
So what's going on with your follows and unfollows? Jeff?
What's your deal?

Speaker 15 (10:30):
Well?

Speaker 8 (10:31):
I actually had an interaction with Dave Brody on Twitter.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Right way, you used both names, Dave Brody. That doesn't
sound good.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Well, you used to go by Brody in my heart,
But it's a lesson to never meet your heroes, you know.
I always thought it was the funny guy on you know,
on the show and everything. So I had an interaction
with him on Twitter. I made a joke. I guess
he didn't liked it, and he got pretty offended and
I had to follow him. I said, hey, this is
a lesson. Never meet your here.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Well, keep in mind that there's some things that keep
in mind. I just want you to remember, though, Jeff.
You know, and sometimes in interacting with each other online,
we don't truly truly see what the real intent is.
And sometimes we say things in joke and they think
it was a serious thing. And I and I you know,
I hope that it wasn't. I hope that's what it was.
I hope it was just a misunderstanding. But I don't know.

(11:22):
Well I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 8 (11:24):
You know, here's what happens.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
See, we all use we all use social media in
different ways. Brody uses his social media in a in
a this is how I feel, and I want you
to understand why I feel this way, and if you
want to debate about it, I'm open for it. And
that's how he uses that's how he uses it. And
it's okay.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
You know a lot of people I like to officially say, hey,
no hard feeling.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
On Twitter? All right, Well, thank you, Jeff, have a
good day. Don't come on Scary A. T.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Scurio's gonna get that one last little jab, just that.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
He and Brody they do that with each other. But look,
you know, we all use social media for different reasons.
I have friends I've had to block because all they
do is bitch and moan about every single thing. That's
all they do. There's no positivity, there's nothing, So I
just block them because I just I don't want to.
I use it differently. I put pictures of meat loaf
up there. You know, it's like I don't. But who

(12:29):
am I to say you're using it for wrong reasons.
It's how you choose to use it anyway. Uh. With
that said, So, Frankie p hy One, I love.

Speaker 16 (12:39):
You, ellister. Now mis Teroran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
On DURAN in the Morning Show, let's talk about a
couple of book. Yeah, okay, there is a book called
How to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking. Danny wanted us
to talk about it. He's online nineteen. Let's go talk
to Danny about that. Danny, thank you for listening to
our show. Tell me about how to Stop Stuttering and

(13:14):
Love Speaking and how this book changed your life. Wow.

Speaker 17 (13:19):
First and foremost, I'm just so thrilled to be on
the show. I never thought this day would come. I mean,
me speaking to the king known as Elvis Durrant.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Oh stop it, okay, now that you've buttered my biscuit, Danny.
The author's name is Lee G. Lovett. And obviously you
grew up in a life where you had a speech impediment.
You were stuttering a lot, right, Danny? Yes?

Speaker 17 (13:40):
Surprisingly, I started at age eighteen, and I started for
fifteen years. It always helped me back in life. But
by the grace of God, I found a book that
he wrote. I basically read it and I can honestly
say after two to three months, after diligently immersing myself
in his methods, I stopped my stuttering.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, So what causes stuttering? Danny? And I'm asking for
a friend, who, by the way, is me because I
stutter a lot. But go ahead. What did you learn
from this book about stuttering and how it begins?

Speaker 17 (14:11):
Well, the main thing I took from the book is
that stuttering is a habit that we build over time.
Because unlike what a therapist or a doctor will tell you,
you can overcome this because like I said, stuttering is
built over time. It becomes a habit. It's fear based.
It's anxiety based. And again, if you read the book

(14:32):
How to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking and join his
WSSA program, The World Stops Stuttering Association, and if you
diligently immerse yourselves in this program, you will see vast results.
You will not only improve your speech, but your overall
mental clarity.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
You see what we're doing here, and you know you're
all doing it. We're listening to you speak, and we're
listening for the slight hint of a stutter. It's like
someone who has h a new leg put on. You
kind of watch them as they walk to see if
they limp. Let's just check them out. And you're speaking eloquently, beautifully.
I know the reason I stutter is because my brain

(15:12):
goes faster and my mouth goes faster than my brain
can control it. Does that make sense? Like I have
thoughts in my head about what I want to say,
but I start talking faster than my brain is processing
the sentences. And but I made a career out of it.
You know, I don't know what life would be like
without my stuttering or whatever it is I'm doing. But

(15:33):
they're probably live with it every day, and it's very embarrassing,
and sometimes you don't want to go out in public
or be in any public situation if you have a
stuttering issue.

Speaker 17 (15:41):
Right, absolutely, I know. For in my case, I basically
struggled it with it for fifteen years. I let it
hold me back in life. But again, I'm so grateful
that I found this program because I actually became a
certified speech coach for his website. So now I'm trying
to help others who may be going through the same
thing that I'm going through.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Wow, look how this whole thing, this whole experience changed
your life. Well, Danny, excellent. The book is called How
to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking. The author's name is
Lee G. Love It. Are you Are you friends with Lee?
Have you talked to Lee about this?

Speaker 15 (16:16):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (16:16):
Absolutely? I skyped with him every Saturday because we have
weekly sessions.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
All right, perfect, Well, tell him that you were on
You're on the radio talking about his book. And I
think a lot of people, if they don't need it,
they know someone who could use it. Thank you very
much for your time, Janet. Danny, thank you very very much.

Speaker 17 (16:32):
Thank you Elvis. I greatly appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Absolutely and there you go. You know, what book has
helped you? Is there a book that you actually pulled
out of a self help section at a store or
online at Amazon that helped you with any facet of
your life that needed some attention.

Speaker 18 (16:50):
Yeah, Nate, there's one we actually talked about, The Divided
Mind by doctor John Sarno, and it's about pain, back
pain specifically. And I first learned about this book from
Howard Stern because he talked about doctor John Sarno and
how pain sometimes is, for lack of a better phrase,
in your head, right, So you've got to just convince

(17:11):
yourself there's there's nothing there that's causing it.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
There's just there's no pain.

Speaker 18 (17:16):
And by doing that consistently, the pain, believe it or not,
went away from me. And it was it was an
incredible read. So you know, I actually read that book
and got something out of it.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I was so happy. Wow. Well what about you, Gandhi
ever read something that really kind of profoundly changed your
outlook on life or changed the way you did something?

Speaker 19 (17:36):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
I mean there are so many things, but a book
that you actually recommended to me called Unlearned by Humble
the Poet, where Yeah, yea, absolutely. It really talks about
you know, we have all of these thoughts and just
kind of cages in our mind based on the way
we grew up and the things that we were taught
are acceptable and unacceptable, and this is how society works.
And you have to really unlearn a lot of thoughts

(17:59):
to then unlearn behavior and change your life. It's really good.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
And that's the thing. You know, you're born with a
clean slate. You have no preconceived idea about anything when
you're born. But every day there are these subtle little
triggers and things that you observe and you learn that
hold you back. Eventually you live a life of being
told what you can't do, for instance. Then all of
a sudden you're living a life where you're not doing
anything because you're convinced you you can't do it. So

(18:25):
you got to unlearn things, right.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
It sort of goes along with the other book, which
is the subtle art of not giving up. Very important.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Also, people are texting in they love my favorite book
When Friends Influence People from Dale Carnegie. We talk about
that all the time. It is the simplest, most effective
read you'll ever ever enter into your book history it's
a deal Carnegie. How to win friends and influence people. Yes, scary.
What for me? It was a book called Who Moved
My Cheese? Remember that?

Speaker 6 (18:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (18:53):
And it's a funny title, but it actually it's about
change and change is inevitable and how to deal with change.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
So it was really cool. It was a great book.

Speaker 20 (19:02):
It was an easy read too.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Everyone should read this one ten Percent Happier by Dan Harris.
We had him on our show talking about that, the
art and love of meditation and how you should look
at it as something that's a daily practice and not
something that only you know dope smoke and tree hugging
people are doing. Awsome. This is one I just sent
to a Gandhi. I just got it. How to accept

(19:24):
an embrace the uncomfortable truths in our lives. It's called
the Ish No one wants to hear. Look, it's a
book of truths that you need to know. You may
not want to hear him and I know I've got
a lot of them. I'm hoping this book opens me up.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I'm going to need a review on that when you
start reading it.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Okay, I wish I could say the ISH word. I
know we can't I can say it. You're right, Froggy
as a program director, what is your advice?

Speaker 9 (19:51):
I would say it would be a bad idea. You
said you wanted to say it, You're able to say it.
I just think it would be a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, okay, exactly. Yeah. We can say anything we want,
but we have to pay a don't answer.

Speaker 16 (20:01):
The phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Tap, Jarrett, Yes, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 21 (20:07):
Jen wants to play a phone tap on her husband Bruce. Now,
the couple put out some Christmas decorations on their front
lawn and they've been having some trouble over the last
few days of people messing with those decorations, putting them
in weird positions. So Jen is going to call her
husband say hey, I found.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
The kid who did it.

Speaker 20 (20:25):
He wants to apologize.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I will be that kid. Oh boy, Rody will be
my dad. If we have a phone How beautiful. Let's
listen in to today's phone tap. Here we go, Hello, hey, sweetheart,
how are you?

Speaker 15 (20:35):
Hey?

Speaker 21 (20:36):
Honey?

Speaker 22 (20:36):
Good?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I do not want to bother you.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
But stuff on the lawn again?

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh you gotta be kidding me?

Speaker 16 (20:43):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 15 (20:44):
I know. It's gross and awful, and I'm embarrassed to
even hear.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Me more than I ran out of the house.

Speaker 15 (20:49):
I said that he did it, except blonde kid across
the street.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
So I touched his dad.

Speaker 21 (20:53):
And his father said he's gonna punish him.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
He's gonna make sure it never happens again.

Speaker 15 (20:58):
And part of his punishment is that he needs to
call you to apologize.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
So pick up the phone when he called.

Speaker 19 (21:03):
Take the call.

Speaker 23 (21:04):
Okay, have him call me.

Speaker 24 (21:05):
I'll take care of it. Okay, goodbye, have a good day.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'll talk to you later. Okay, all right, Jene, good job.

Speaker 25 (21:11):
So what I'm gonna do now is call your husband, Bruce,
and then I'm going to be Alex and then we'll
see how that goes from there.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
All right, Okay, Hello, uh hi, mister Phillips.

Speaker 25 (21:22):
This is Alex.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I live across the street from you.

Speaker 17 (21:24):
I know you do, Alex.

Speaker 25 (21:26):
Listen, I have to call and say I'm sorry for
what it did to your front lawn. I was put
up to it by a few friends of mine, but
I'm sorry. Santa Claus, was you know, not riding the
sleigh but riding Frosty the Snowman?

Speaker 17 (21:40):
You know, is that an attempt to be funny?

Speaker 25 (21:42):
Seriously, you kind of lighten up and just look at
it from my perspective, kind.

Speaker 17 (21:46):
Of funny being look at it from my side.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Listen, you're being being a little punk, and you've always
been a little punk.

Speaker 25 (21:52):
So Missus Santa Claus was only wearing a wreath this morning.
I didn't mean it was funny stuff, all right. You
don't understand funny.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Maybe if you.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Underste you're trying to make jokes.

Speaker 24 (22:02):
This isn't funny.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Don't you think it's a little funny? Seeing moreen, Dear upset, I.

Speaker 16 (22:05):
Don't think any of what you've done is funny.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
I have younger children in my.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
House, okay, so that don't need to see Santa clause,
Missus clause and all that.

Speaker 8 (22:13):
Do you stay out of my sell you little kid?

Speaker 7 (22:15):
Okay, Dad, come here?

Speaker 26 (22:19):
What Alex are you explaining the situation and apologizing to him?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
I'm trying to, but he's just not getting what I'm saying.
You need the phone. Let me talk to him here. Hello,
miss Anderson, I asked your son to stay out of
my yard, stop.

Speaker 16 (22:31):
Putting my animals and my Christmas ornament and compromising positions.

Speaker 27 (22:36):
He's not taking it seriously.

Speaker 24 (22:37):
He's not calling me to sincerely apologize. My kids come
out in the morning.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
And they look at that.

Speaker 26 (22:42):
If he's only posing them in those funny positions I
saw on the other day in the morning.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
What's the big deal? Are you kidding me? Hey, dude,
lighten up? All right? You made me yell at my
kid over this. I feel bad now if you yelled
at your kid, more off and maybe this wouldn't be happening.
My kid's got a sense of humor.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
So the kid is a punk.

Speaker 26 (22:59):
My kid is not all you. First of all, my
kid is a straight B student. Maybe you shouldn't play
your tacky loan on him AND's out there if you don't,
nobody have any fun with them.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
You know what, I'm sorry for moving next to a
and it's no good baggy brick shaggy ass haired kid.

Speaker 15 (23:17):
Hello, what did he do?

Speaker 8 (23:19):
What I do?

Speaker 7 (23:20):
I spilled my coffee all over myself?

Speaker 19 (23:22):
Stay to him? Do you know what happened?

Speaker 24 (23:25):
Jen? This little punk called me and he was making jokes.

Speaker 13 (23:28):
You know, do you think it's funny that.

Speaker 24 (23:29):
He replaced the baby snoopy?

Speaker 27 (23:31):
You think that's funny?

Speaker 19 (23:32):
You a man joke said a minute.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
We can't expect a kid at the same maturity we have.

Speaker 24 (23:36):
I had to talk.

Speaker 17 (23:37):
To this kid and it's stupid ass, father, And now.

Speaker 24 (23:40):
You're calling me giving me. I'm gonna work here, Leave
me alone.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Why do you even call me with this? Hey, mister Phillips, listen,
stop embarrassing me, you little stop it right now.

Speaker 25 (23:50):
My name is Garret from Elvis dur Ann in the
Morning Show. And you got phone tats.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 24 (23:56):
This is all a joke.

Speaker 19 (23:58):
White up, you listen, just out.

Speaker 15 (24:00):
I thought it would be funny.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Why don't you sleep with Santa Claus on the lawn tonight?

Speaker 16 (24:04):
Elvis Duran's phone tap this few tables was.

Speaker 28 (24:08):
Pre recorded with permission granted by all participates the.

Speaker 16 (24:11):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Our.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Friend Jamie is here. Can we just can't we talk
about that?

Speaker 29 (24:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (24:25):
We can.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Jamie has been a light FM down the hall for
what thirteen years?

Speaker 19 (24:32):
Yep, just about and.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Jamie's been on our show several times. We've talked about
the dating world and how you're out there looking for
that guy, because you want to start a family.

Speaker 19 (24:43):
You know, do you want to start a family?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yes, of late, you've been through a couple of health things,
which you know. Okay, so we heard the other day
Jamie has made a decision. Tell everyone the decision you made.
You made And it was announced just a day ago.

Speaker 29 (24:56):
Today literally quit my job, like just walked in there
and did it.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
There was no tweek notice.

Speaker 19 (25:07):
I didn't even know how this worked.

Speaker 29 (25:08):
I went into my boss's office and I just told
him the truth. I've been having some health issues and
I need to get my plate, get myself in a
better space. And I did three rounds of IVF last
year and I turned forty in May, and I want
a family, and unfortunately this environment for me anymore, for
my health and wanting a family is not the space

(25:31):
for me anymore. And I have family here and I
loved it, and I loved all my time here, and
I'm blessed and grateful for it. But it's time for
me to now go to the next chapter of my life,
which is going to set me up for the rest
of my life.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
And there you good.

Speaker 19 (25:44):
Yeah, scary, but I did it.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
The reason why I'm so grateful that you came in
to share this with our listeners because all a mega
ton of our listeners are going through the same thing. Yeah,
they're trying to find the answers in life, and they're
just in a spot that doesn't allow them to see
clearly and find that path they need to be on.

Speaker 29 (26:03):
And I get that, Like I was paralyzed in fear
for over making a decision like this, Where am I
going to go?

Speaker 19 (26:09):
Because I don't have something lined up?

Speaker 15 (26:10):
Now?

Speaker 29 (26:10):
How am I going to pay for things? What am
I going to do? And then the fear of not
having a family was scarier than the fear of just
jumping out of the airplane going Universe catch me.

Speaker 19 (26:20):
And that's what I did.

Speaker 29 (26:22):
And I'm a little bit shaky, but I know the
universe is going to have my back and I will
land in a place where I'm supposed to be and
have my family one day that I so desperately want
to have there.

Speaker 19 (26:31):
You go, Yeah, so be brief, just do it. Sometimes
you just have to jump.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Rip the band aid off, je jump.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Let's talk about let's talk about courage.

Speaker 17 (26:40):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Uh, and a lot of people listening right now are going, God,
I want that courage. What was it? Was it any
one thing or just a collection of things that made
you go, Okay, I'm pushing the button today.

Speaker 19 (26:54):
A collection of things. Really.

Speaker 29 (26:55):
My health was just after the twenty one years of
these hours, it's really rough.

Speaker 19 (26:59):
On the body.

Speaker 29 (27:00):
And then I spent so much of my money on
IVF last year and that put my body through a lot.
And I just looked back and thought, I didn't do
all this to go never mind.

Speaker 19 (27:12):
And when that door.

Speaker 29 (27:13):
Closes for a woman, that's that's it. So I was
I decided I'm finding him, I'm having those babies, and
I have to leave.

Speaker 19 (27:20):
And I just pulled the trigger and I did it.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Wow.

Speaker 29 (27:23):
Wow, I love this for you. Yeah yeah, I mean
you've known me forever. It's like it's just it's something
I've always wanted.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah. Oh, you guys have known each other since before
you came here, right, yeah, yeah, so in Boston, Yeah, yeah,
you were talking about this plan back then.

Speaker 19 (27:37):
Yeah. And I know not everybody wants kids.

Speaker 29 (27:39):
It's a very personal dessension, but for me, it's just
too important to wake up one day and I'm my
windows shut, like, that can't be me.

Speaker 19 (27:48):
I have to just do it now.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Good for you. Yeah, but you know, it may not
be kids, it mayn't be found. It may be a
rainbow of reasons. Why. Yeah, someone is listening to exactly.

Speaker 19 (27:59):
It doesn't have to be.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I have to get the courage to do it. And
you are, you're jumping out of the plane with no shoot.

Speaker 19 (28:04):
Oh yes I did.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
But you know what, Okay, it's all good.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
It's all good.

Speaker 19 (28:09):
It's all good. I feel really good. I feel good.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, do you vacillate with your feelings a little bit?
Like one minute you're a little frightened, the next minute
you're like, so you feel relief.

Speaker 29 (28:17):
And it's like an excitement because I know that great
things are going to come my way.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
And you're so talented, you have so many you know,
things you can think for, you know, other places of employment.

Speaker 29 (28:27):
Yeah, so i'd full disclosure. I jumped without having a
backup plan. And sometimes you just have to do that too,
You just I will land somewhere. And but if I
didn't jump, I wouldn't have done I would never have
done it if I kept thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
You know who could be after you who's next in
line for this? This is very important. So when we
know who is ready for a family? Ready just to
quit this job?

Speaker 11 (28:51):
Oh yeah, this plane until the plane comes to a
safe land.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
We crashed.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
She's ready for a family. He's ready to get out
of here. He doesn't like this job. It doesn't like
anything it brings anti you.

Speaker 19 (29:10):
Yeah, we're kind of the opposite, but I still love you.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Scary Okay, So what are you? You know Jamie for
a year we all have, but what are your feelings
about what she's doing here?

Speaker 11 (29:18):
I almost cried for you yesterday and you told me
in the garage and we hugged it out because honestly, you,
I know how long you've wanted all this, and there's
no way that any of that could really happen with
the hours that you keep, the demands of your job,
the stresses and the struggles. So I, for one, am
very happy. And I got to say, I'm super proud
of you. You're a stronger person than me because you

(29:38):
actually you're taking a leap of faith here.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 19 (29:41):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Do you want to solicit for like a goo Farmer's only?

Speaker 5 (29:48):
So?

Speaker 6 (29:48):
I mean, I'm ready.

Speaker 15 (29:54):
Farmers Only.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Canada. High, Candace, you did the same exact thing back
in May that Jamie's doing right now.

Speaker 27 (30:04):
I did, and I'm so proud of you. Jamie, like
it's so scary, take the leap, I'm so proud of you.
I got out of a toxic work environment. It was
best for my mental health. I have a ten year
old son. I said, you know what, I want, more
time with my kid, more time for me.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Well see, there's a kid involved here. So you walked
away from a career with a child. Because a lot
of people say, well, god, you know, I'm lucky I
can walk away because I don't have any children. You
have a child. How was that health frightening? Was that
for you?

Speaker 27 (30:31):
Oh my god, it was the scariest thing I've ever done.
Like she said, it's like jumping out of a plane
with no parachute, right, But the universe had my back.
I picked up a bartending job. My son and I
have had the beach and let me tell you something,
it was the best decision ever. I'm happier. My mental
health is through the roof.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
You know.

Speaker 27 (30:49):
My biggest rewarded friends and families saying you know what
you're glowing.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
You look like you're happy.

Speaker 19 (30:54):
So happy for you. That sounds amazing.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Wow, thank you.

Speaker 27 (30:58):
I'm so happy for you, Jamie.

Speaker 19 (31:00):
You Candace.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
As we hear the story between Candace and Jamie doesn't matter,
you can admit it. Maybe you're thinking, look what if
I did that, Damielle.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
All I'm thinking is, Jamie, when we see you in
like two weeks and you've reset from getting up at
this time of morning, you're gonna feel human again.

Speaker 19 (31:22):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
We're ten years younger.

Speaker 27 (31:26):
Sleeping in and getting your coffee and going outside and
grounding yourself and doing the bird sturping and not stressing. Girl,
You're gonna fall in love again?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Is that what happens in the morning when we're working?

Speaker 19 (31:38):
Is that what.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Happens birds out there forgotten?

Speaker 25 (31:45):
Look at that?

Speaker 27 (31:45):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Well, Candace, congratulations and you know what. I love that
you hearing Jamie's story sparked you and made you reach
out to us. I love that. Congratulations and all the
best to you and your son.

Speaker 27 (31:58):
Thank you so much. Good luck to you, Jamie.

Speaker 19 (31:59):
Thanks, thank you. Candice.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
So when you walked in, did you do that? Did
you know when you walked in? This is it. Yeah,
you walked into his office.

Speaker 19 (32:07):
I was, yeah, I was. I was shaking. I was shaking.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
How did it roll out?

Speaker 29 (32:12):
I just sat down and shut the door, and I
had this conversation in my head and I just said,
I don't even really know how to get into this.
There's really no easy way. But I have to give
my resignation. Wow, after twenty one years in this industry,
more than half my life. That it was not an
easy decision. But I have to put my health first

(32:34):
and just what I want more than anything in this family,
which in this world rather than is a family.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
That is wild. I'm so glad you told this story.

Speaker 19 (32:43):
Yeah, oh, thank you. I'm so happy.

Speaker 29 (32:45):
I hope I can just encourage at least one person
just to jump out of that airplane and know that
it will be okay and it will change your life.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Wow, it will all work out.

Speaker 15 (32:55):
Ye?

Speaker 19 (32:55):
Yeah, well, thank you?

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Are they panicking over there?

Speaker 19 (32:58):
I don't.

Speaker 20 (32:58):
I think.

Speaker 19 (33:01):
I love them all.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
That's why I have to ask.

Speaker 19 (33:03):
You know, they'll find somebody. Let me tell you, there's
been three people that already asked about it. He's not
even cold yet.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
True.

Speaker 19 (33:13):
Sorry, that's about.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Right about right.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
You who chooses to get up at this time.

Speaker 24 (33:24):
Morning.

Speaker 16 (33:26):
Now, mister rand in the morning show, Now, mister ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
We've done it. We've fallen down the Amazon rabbit hole. Here,
hold on, here's the thing we were just talking. I
was talking to Nate yesterday about chop salads. Right, who
doesn't love a good chop sound.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
They're the best. The best of the salads is a
chim If.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
You just put your cutting board out in a night,
you can chop. But they have those Mets Luna knives,
you know, with the handles on it. It's like a
quarter moon.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Oh yeah, it's easier.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
So we went online. I'm like, oh my god, you
can get the Mets Luna knife with the matching ball,
so if it's right into the like the ball. So
I ordered one of those, and then I'm like, wait,
I want to go make a protein shake. But every
time I put peanut butter in there, it kind of

(34:30):
gets globby and sticks to the sides. Then Nate says, well,
there's there's that powder. It's peanut butter powder with extra
protein pebe fit.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Oh my god. The thing has forty million likes, And
I went, okay, I'll buy that, and so while you
guys were listening to a song and some commercials, we
were all frantically trying to beat each other to the
punch on all these items because like that Metsaluna bowl
only had four left. I'm like, oh my god, I
got to do right. No, really, we had to race
each other to see who could get the kill.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
I can't even find it.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'm so annoying. I found it. I have a question,
is there really four left?

Speaker 30 (35:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
No, do that because I need to believe. I need
to believe. It's like when it was scary. Does those
commercials for the first fifteen collars you get a free Really,
it's gotta be more than four. It makes me. It's
a call to action to make you act quicker. And
I did it. Creates I had to get. I'm going
to order too, so I can just give you one.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Just want this thing chopper and bowl?

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah, it's called Mason and something coal and Mason coal
and Mason. It's an acossia wood bowl with the Metsaluna knife.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
You go, oh, hold on mine says only nineteen in
stock order soon.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Well, okay, I was exaggerating for the show. Thank you, Daniel.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
Oh I see it is it coal, coal and mason
or colon Mason not colon Mason.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Knife. It's a thing looks fancy.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
It's not cheap though it's expensive, I know, but.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Chopped salads are good for you, and I think it's
gonna pay for itself. Yeah, after I use it twice
and put it in the basement. It is funny though,
a chopped salad is way better than a salad where
you got it, but it dress gets more onto every piece. See,
I have two salads I love. Either the chop salad
so you can just you know, use your fork, and
then there's the head of lettuce, like what they called

(36:28):
this the website where you're actually seeing a massive chunk
of lettuce. I don't want anything in between. It's got
either be one chunk of lettuce or fifty million chunks
of lettuce. I don't know. I can't wait a week.
It's a weekend of chop salads. What's what's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I want to check out. My subtotal is like sixteen
hundred dollars. Apparently I've just been putting down like part
Willy Nilly, I found stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
You found that psychedelic pepper grinder Amazon is the evil
devil and I can't wait to sign on later. What
sketty it is?

Speaker 11 (36:59):
Because I was looking for an onion chopper the other day,
and then when I went to go check out, it
said people who bought this item also bought these, And
I did do a strawberry huller, an avocado slicer, and
a potato nasher.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Of a knife. We called it a knife. I am
the onion chopper in my house. No, you thing is
a strawberry hole or you just cut it with a knife.
It's just just right. There's a knife. It's a little knife.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
You know what I bought the other day.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
You know when you go to the mall and they
have like those balloons there in the shapes of dogs
and animals, and they have strings and you can buy
them for like fifteen bucks each at the mall or whatever.
You can get a pack of like twenty something for
eleven bucks on Amazon and inflate them at home and
do it yourself. And I'm thinking this would be good
at like, you know, concerts in the neighborhood. I could

(37:46):
sell these things and get some extra money because this
is so cheap on Amazon, and you pee in the
mall so much.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
If you weren't afraid of clowns, you can hire one
and they can be They could bend any balloon into
a dog.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
You are right, they could.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
There's gotta be a there's gotta be a YouTube video
that shows you how to do balloon art. There's got
a man. You're in your fright of clowns. It's keeping
you from a world of balloon art sales. Oh here
we are talking about stupid crafit doesn't matter. And then
so you know Jonathan Adler. You know, I love Jonathan
Adler the store. It's great. They're having like a forty

(38:20):
percent off sale. I went nuts the other day and
guess what everyone's gonna get eventually? Something from Jonathan Eddler.
Oh yeah, question, who is Jonathan Adler? He's a designer.
Explain housewres, housewares and furniture, and yeah, he's unbeliev rugs.
We have one of his candles.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
If you go into American Dream you know where we
chop that the posh side of the mall is all
designed by him.

Speaker 20 (38:45):
Really.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yeah, Yes, it is a great store in Soho, not
far from the old studios. And no, Jonathan Adler's got
great stuff. Yes, he has these canisters and they're all
the great designs and they have names of drugs on
the side, like Heroin. The other day dudes Quayludes a
friend when I walked int, do you really have a
jar of heroin and Kuailuds?

Speaker 19 (39:04):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
No, it's don't.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
We have this candle in the studio with the face
we had stolen and no.

Speaker 11 (39:11):
Remember I gave the Quailud's jar to Sam and then
she sold it onto your game on Postmark Danielle.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
For like, oh yeah, and it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Oh it said Heroin chic housewares. And then I have
the the the beaded marijuana leaf uh pillow on my
couch upstairs. Everyone looks like, oh, so you're a pothead.
I'm like, no, I just like marijuana leaves. I think
they're really pretty.

Speaker 8 (39:33):
They are.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
They're like leaves.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
They are. Hey, we've been talking a bit about absolutely
nothing for like ten minutes.

Speaker 15 (39:38):
Here.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Hey, has anyone here made that marry Me Chicken?

Speaker 19 (39:42):
No? No, what is that?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I see it all?

Speaker 15 (39:45):
You know.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Look, if you're if you're into food porn like me
on Instagram, you see these things rolled by all the time,
these recipes marry me chicken. I see all the time.
It's like chicken breast. You kind of crisp it up
a little, and there's cream and shallots involved, and roasted
tomatoes or whatever, sun roasted tomatoes. It is called merry
meat chicken. They say if you make it for someone,

(40:05):
they will want to marry you. It's so good.

Speaker 19 (40:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
So I'm trying to find a recipe for blow me chicken.
I don't know I'm gonna find it. Or how about
this massage me chickens. It's just like, yeah, go take
my car and wash it chicken. I don't know if
any thing's done around the house, like can you clean
out the garage? Chicken? So yeah, it do a search

(40:31):
for merry meat chicken. It's right there, and I don't know.
I'm sure someone has made it. Can you call it?
Text me now fifty five one hundred. Tell me about
your experiences with merry mean chicken. Why use a voodoo doll?
And why do you imagine like a witchcraft spell on someone?
We can just make them chicken? All right, I'm done.

Speaker 16 (40:51):
Elvisan in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Have any of you ever stood up for a date before,
like you sat there and waited and waited, and you
just realized at some point it's time to go. Yeah,
it's horrible. We pit it to the brook.

Speaker 18 (41:09):
Yeah, So you know, the person that was sitting to
our left, they arrived about fifteen twenty minutes after we did,
and it was a guy and he was sitting alone,
and it was a table for two, and so he
was sitting there and he got himself a drink and
the table next to him was or the seat next
to him was empty in front of him, and he
just kept sitting there and sitting.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
There and like, this doesn't look good.

Speaker 18 (41:27):
And then he got on his phone, put the phone
to his ear, and somebody obviously didn't pick up because
he didn't say anything, and he was on a date
and he got stood up. So we're sitting there and
we're like, do we say something? Do we invite him
to our table?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
You know?

Speaker 18 (41:44):
And then so we ended up just striking up a
conversation with the guy, and we didn't bring up exactly
what was going on, which was pretty obvious.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
I'm glad you didn't that be yeah, And I'm like,
let me ask you, did you stood up tonight, I mean,
what's going on? Yeah, so, but we tried to know.

Speaker 18 (42:00):
We chatted with him about how our meals were and
but you know, we we felt bad because obviously he
had plans that didn't turn out the way he wanted.
So we just did it whatever we could without pointing
out the obvious.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
You know, you did that very much. So I stood
up someone for a date once, but I it was
my f up. I messed up. I had the wrong
the wrong date, and so I didn't go, and so
I was I was on that person's list and never
saw them again. And even though you apologize left and right,
I made a mistake. I'm sorry I had you for
Thursday rather than Wednesday. I just totally you know, you

(42:33):
know how it gets crazy? Yeah, I know, but it was.
It was a one chance deal, one strike, you're out.
I'm like, okay, well, you know, I didn't know them anyway.
But I felt like a total jackass because I was
so rude, because I can't imagine what it feels like
to be sitting there.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
But at least you apologize. Other people wouldn't even do that.
They would just be like, oh, well we ghosted, yeah,
ghost them.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yeah. But I don't know. There you go. It would
be really tough standing people up. It happens, especially if
you don't want to tell him no. It's so rude though,
at today's day and age.

Speaker 18 (43:06):
I mean, it's one thing if you can't get to
a phone to communicate with someone, but you could send
a text like oh sorry, I can't make it.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Something else came up last second. Yeah, in there, poor guy,
And the last thing you wants to do is talk
about well, you know, I'll be honest with the reason
I'm here alone. I had someone coming to meet me
and they're not showing up and I can't get them
on the phone, and yeah, yeah, line twenties Ashley, uh
was going out on an internet date and they didn't

(43:33):
show up?

Speaker 15 (43:33):
Right.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
What happened, Ashley?

Speaker 31 (43:36):
You know, honestly, Like I should have known this was
gonna happen because he was so weird. He's like, I've
never done this before. I've never met anyone in the internet.
I'm like, dude, get me fine, Like I'm not a
serial killer like me. It's gonna be all right, you know.
But so I show up at this place and it's
like the best pitionships in Connecticut legitimately in my town.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I look great.

Speaker 31 (43:59):
I sit down. Ten minutes, fifteen minutes, I'm like, this
douche bag is totally standing me up. And I talked
to the bartender, who's super cool, and I'm like, yeah,
I got stood up for the first time. First airn
it and she's like, oh my god, the internet dating
is horrible. We start talking, I order food, she calmps
me a shot. Actually turned out to be a really
great day, and then we ended up being friendly. So

(44:21):
now when I go in there, I'm like, hey, what's
up And she's like, hey, are you doing?

Speaker 12 (44:27):
Like how dating?

Speaker 31 (44:28):
Everything like that, But it actually went okay.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Actually, I'm just sort of glad it turned out the
way it did. It would actually turned up better most likely.
He sounds like a flake. And on top of that,
you're the best fishing ships in Connecticut. You had a
comp shot, and you have a new friend.

Speaker 31 (44:42):
Hello, totally and now like I'm in a relationship. We've
been together over a year, Like now it's really good.
But yeah, it was like, I guess if you date enough,
you have to get stood up, right.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Yeah, of course, hello, back up, back up, the most
important part. What's the best fish and ship place in
the Connectic.

Speaker 27 (45:02):
Well that's the beatable.

Speaker 31 (45:03):
But it's this like dive bar and Milford and now
I'm like, bring the.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Parting on the name, but okay, we'll find it, We'll.

Speaker 31 (45:11):
I'll remember it. But yeah, it's really every year after day.
But sign out.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I shouldn't remember the name texted to us because I
love fish and chips, and look see, sometimes it's best
that they don't turn up. You know that. There's all
there's a meme going around now and I don't remember
off the top of my head. I'm gonna I'm gonna
paraphrase it is. Uh it happened. Aren't you glad it?
Did you know? Read this again? It happened, maybe not
the way you wanted it to, but aren't you glad
it happened that way? And so there you have.

Speaker 16 (45:36):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Phone tap, Dear Elvis. My friend Jamie gets very very irritable,
very very quickly when telemarketers call her on her cell phone.
She gets so mad. In fact, she recently got into
a fight with a phone operator from a credit card
company who solicited her on her cell phone. Why don't

(46:02):
you have our buddy Michael Oppenheimer give her a call
and try to sell her something. She'll explode. This comes
to us from Kim Bashensky. All right, Kim, we're now
going to send Michael Oppenheimer to the phone to call
your friend Jamie on her cell phone. Let's listen it.

Speaker 10 (46:25):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with the Disabled war
Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone.

Speaker 20 (46:30):
How are you doing today? Miss?

Speaker 30 (46:32):
Why are you calling this number?

Speaker 10 (46:33):
Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that
need your help today.

Speaker 30 (46:37):
Miss Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not
wish to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm
very sorry, but I can't do this right now. Thank you.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe
you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.

Speaker 30 (46:50):
No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me
on my cell phone. I do not wish to be
solicited on my cell phone. I am working.

Speaker 14 (46:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (46:56):
This will only take twenty seconds. Miss.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
Hello, this is mister Michael up in Harmon with the
Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Fund.

Speaker 20 (47:06):
How are you doing today? Miss?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
You just called me.

Speaker 30 (47:09):
I asked you not to call me on my cell phone,
and now you're calling me back. Remove this number from
your list.

Speaker 10 (47:16):
With a pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled
war Veterans Recording Memorial tote.

Speaker 20 (47:21):
Would you like one of those? Miss Hello?

Speaker 10 (47:23):
For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an umbrella and
for a more.

Speaker 20 (47:27):
Hundred and fifty.

Speaker 11 (47:29):
Something.

Speaker 20 (47:29):
Excuse me, and this is not a recording.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
This is mister Michael up in Harmon with the Disabled
war Veterans Christmas Memorial phon.

Speaker 30 (47:35):
Well, if this is not a recording, why aren't you
listening to what I'm saying.

Speaker 20 (47:38):
I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.

Speaker 30 (47:42):
Well, can you listen to me, please, m maybe listen
to me.

Speaker 20 (47:46):
I'm listening with dated breath.

Speaker 30 (47:48):
Miss good you called me twice in ten minutes on
my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my
cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,
or I'll report you to the Better Business. Goodbye.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
Hello.

Speaker 10 (48:04):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimon with the Disabled war Veterans
with Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Miss?

Speaker 30 (48:10):
Stop calling me? Take this number off your risk We're.

Speaker 10 (48:15):
Looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit and
spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled war veterans.

Speaker 30 (48:24):
I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.
Stop calling me.

Speaker 10 (48:29):
I am on my job, but for a mere fifty
dollars out of your pocket, wouldn't you like this handy
dandy little tote.

Speaker 30 (48:35):
I don't care.

Speaker 20 (48:37):
Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.

Speaker 30 (48:39):
Take this number off your list right now.

Speaker 10 (48:43):
And for one hundred and fifty dollars you get all
three spectacular gifts, including How the West Was One on DVD?
How does that make you feel?

Speaker 24 (48:53):
Sorry?

Speaker 20 (48:54):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Wow, we must be.

Speaker 20 (48:55):
Having a bad connection. I'm having trouble receiving.

Speaker 24 (48:57):
Now, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing
with me.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
You're not dealing with the other person.

Speaker 30 (49:02):
Who answered the phone before. And if you continue to
do this, this will definitely be reported because we've had
enough of your guy.

Speaker 10 (49:09):
We are a charity whatever, we are a charitable organization, Okay,
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
This is not charity. You are charity, Winny.

Speaker 20 (49:16):
I don't understand how you came up. It won't be
much longer.

Speaker 30 (49:20):
Now, I want your number, and I want your name right.

Speaker 10 (49:24):
Excuse me, My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer on behalf
of people I'm calling on, behalf of people who listen
to me.

Speaker 30 (49:33):
The hell up?

Speaker 24 (49:35):
Okay, don't number again.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Do you understand people who said or.

Speaker 24 (49:41):
You will get babel abuse from me?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Okay, excuse you.

Speaker 12 (49:43):
I am not going to colmorate this nonsense.

Speaker 20 (49:45):
I think you should bring it.

Speaker 10 (49:46):
We are talking about people who served in the line
of duty in this country for you and for me,
and stood up for America and all what it believes in. Hello,
this is mister Michael with the disabled, more veterans, Christmas
and oil phone.

Speaker 20 (50:02):
Have you changed your mind?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Miss not at all.

Speaker 30 (50:06):
You know you're really using up my minutes. Isn't there
anyone else you could.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Bother if you'd like?

Speaker 20 (50:11):
I can bother Kim Bashinsky.

Speaker 30 (50:14):
Yes, by all means father Kim Byshinsky.

Speaker 20 (50:17):
Because Kim Bashinski told us to play his phone tap
on you.

Speaker 30 (50:20):
Oh great, I'd like a killer right now.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
This is Gary Jones Melvios Duran in the Morning show.
I'm in the middle of.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Macy's right now.

Speaker 30 (50:28):
For some reason, I thought of her because I tried
to call her while you were calling me, and I said,
she wouldn't do that to me.

Speaker 16 (50:36):
Elvis Duran's phone tap, Wow, you know what, I love.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
The phone kept ringing, they kept answering, I love her
mom shot down, hell up.

Speaker 28 (50:45):
This table was pre recorded permission granted.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
By all participation.

Speaker 16 (50:49):
See Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Hey, we're talking before about the fact that you hear
these stories all the time. I don't know how they
do it, how they find time to do it. But
their husband's fathers out there who actually will have a
family on the west side of town and also another
one on the east side of town, and they're living
these double lives with two families, and they get away
with it. And so Gandhi made a comment, I thought
this was very very telling. Go ahead, tell everyone.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
So I saw a tweet the other day that said,
I feel like the female contribution to the family can
be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could
absolutely never have a secret second family. And I was like, oh,
that's so true.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Never thought of it that way, but it is true.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
I can't even handle my first family I'm so exhausted.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Okay, it says a couple of things. Number one about
how being a mother is a full time job, right,
you don't have time for two full time jobs other
job as well, maybe, But also being a guy, being
a father in this type of relationship, you have some
wiggle room to go out there and pull off some shenanigans,
you know exactly.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
And you know what I also noticed, like when you're
a girl, say you want to get your hair done,
and you have kids in a family, you have to say, Okay,
I need a babysitter, or I need to get someone
to cover the kids, or anywhere A guy, normally, in
a normal situation will go, I'm going to get a haircut,
and watch out the now.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Is he really going to get that haircut.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
To get his other child's haircut? Who the hell knows.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Look, we're talking about one part of society, and we're
talking about married couples or couples with children. Okay, it
really shows you another example of how guys really true
have it, truly have it much easier than women. We
really do, I mean, without doubt. And that is proof

(52:55):
right there with what you're talking about Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Yeah, I mean even just the biology of the whole thing.
As a mom, you're the one that's getting pregnant than
having the baby, and then you're taking care of it
as a newborn, where your physical body is very important
for those first you know, few months to a year.
Guys just you know, get to drop the seed and leave.
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Well that's nice visual, right, all right, Well, I tell
you what all these texts coming in about what we're
talking about. It's totally easier for a husband to have
a secret family across town and neither family know about
each other than a woman, than a wife, yeah, than
a mother. They can't do it. If you can, God

(53:36):
bless you, man. I don't know, you must have some
crazy resources. People are texting in a lot. Someone actually said, well,
people have step families all the time. Well, absolutely they do,
and they're not unusual. I'm talking about two totally top
secret families. Wow, you know, I.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Don't know, totally different thing.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
And a lot of people are texting and saying, you
know what you said in that comment about how guys
have it much easier than women. Will I work? Really
please understand what we're saying. What we're talking about before
you get butt hurt. Really, we're talking about people who
have the ability to have secret families that know nothing
about each other. And it's very obvious in our opinion,
it's easier for men to do that than women. That's

(54:14):
what the topic is about. Let's stay clear on that line.
Twenty is Jay from Rutherford, New Jersey. Hello, Jay, what's
going on? Hi?

Speaker 8 (54:22):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Is it Jay? Or do I have a dirty blotch
on my screen? Is your name?

Speaker 8 (54:27):
Jay?

Speaker 14 (54:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (54:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (54:29):
Just Jay?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
All right? So you always thought your husband was cheating?
What did you find out.

Speaker 8 (54:35):
Though?

Speaker 5 (54:36):
I'd always found text messages and he denied it. So
I finally left him, and then I needed something for
health insurance, and I went on to his health insurance
and found another child's name and found out he had
had a child. He got the woman pregnant while we
were so married, and then when I found out it

(54:58):
was two years later. So he had a baby and
then kept the baby. He great for two years, even
though my daughter was also around this baby. Oh wow,
and his and his whole family knew too well, and.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
So he was Was he active as a father or
did he just visit and pay money every once in
a while. And how actively was he into that other family?

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Oh he was. He was never at home when we
were when my daughter was little. Yeah, he was always
out and said he was working.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
But but Jade, did she know about you and his family?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I believe now she did. Yes, I don't know in
the beginning and she did. But yeah, she definitely knew
about me when she was pregnant because I had a
three year old.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
So you're still together.

Speaker 14 (55:53):
They're still together.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Oh, they're still together, and they have more kids.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Came and the other and they have two more kids.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, wow, Okay, interesting. Yeah, everyone has a different story, Jay.
I wonder how many fathers are out there who tell
family A that they have a night job in family
B that they have a day job and they just
basically don't work. Just go back and forth. I don't know,
I mean a lot.

Speaker 9 (56:19):
I mean yeah, it is exhausting to keep all the
lies and all this stuff together.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
That's so it's got to take a toll. You just
got to take a mental toll. All right, Jay, thank
you for listening to us, and you go have a
good day. Best of luck to you.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Okay, thank you you too, all.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Right, Jen is on twenty one currently the part of
a secret family, and you know all about the other family.
Now are you okay living like that?

Speaker 15 (56:41):
Jen?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I mean are you? Are you mentally cool with all this?

Speaker 7 (56:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Not at all.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yeah, it's got to be very very taxing on you.

Speaker 15 (56:52):
It is.

Speaker 27 (56:53):
But I mean, what else can I go?

Speaker 16 (56:54):
I mean, you know what I mean?

Speaker 13 (56:56):
Like, we got two kids together, I bust in my
ears or I'm sorry, I'm busting my butt trying to
support my two kids.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
What else can I do?

Speaker 13 (57:04):
I like, I depend on him. I need his help
with our children. It's not like and it's not easy now, Like.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
It can't be. I cannot imagine what you're we both.

Speaker 13 (57:16):
I mean, honestly, he does sit here and tell me
that he loves both of us, and he doesn't know
what to do.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
I mean, I don't know what to believe or what
not to believe.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
But you you know that you gotta keep something else
in mind, Joen. Just a thought is if you take
the kids out of the equation for a second, which
is impossible, almost i'd go but no, but no, but wait, okay,
exactly so it really so it isn't about love. It's
about keeping your kids, Uh, well fed and and taken
care of along with the twos.

Speaker 13 (57:49):
Right, and they have a relationship with their father.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
M wow. So so you need to stand.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
How can I treat that away from them?

Speaker 13 (57:57):
How can I take that away from them?

Speaker 3 (57:59):
How old are your kids?

Speaker 13 (58:01):
Fifteen and three?

Speaker 3 (58:04):
So they know what's going on? Yeah, well you're fifteen
years old.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
She has no idea about it.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
You It just seems like she needs to know the truth.
I would think. I'm not a parent, so I'm just
my opinion, and my opinion is not always right. Keep
that in mind.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
I have no problem on that.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
I have no problem with her knowing the truth.

Speaker 13 (58:21):
But my opinion is it needs to come from him.

Speaker 15 (58:24):
Not nay.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
You know what can we talk about Jen? Can we
talk about you and how strong of a woman you
are and how as a matter of fact, to the
point of you're doing the best you can to be
a good mom for these two kids. You got to
I mean, I hope you stop down and give yourself
some credit. Even though you're not in a position that's
enviable at all, and you know that, but you you

(58:49):
you are working your You're working your ass off, as
you said, and I mean you you need some credit
here for being a good mom, doing your best.

Speaker 13 (58:57):
I mean, thank you, But I can't look at it
that way. I mean, mother would do this, and it
comes to your kids.

Speaker 27 (59:02):
You got it, do what you gotta do.

Speaker 13 (59:03):
I mean you can't.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
You're a mom.

Speaker 13 (59:05):
You don't have the choice to fail.

Speaker 23 (59:08):
That's the way I.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Look at Gandhi. What's your thought for Jen?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Do you ever wonder if those kids want to meet
their half siblings from the other his.

Speaker 13 (59:17):
Oh, I know my daughter, Oh I know, I know
my daughter does I know?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
She does.

Speaker 13 (59:22):
She's been asking about it since I mean she was
I mean four, she because you overheard somebody say something
where we live and she was like, wait do I
and was like, no, you do not have brothers, No,
you don't. And then as she got older, she actually
found something in this car and she was like, who's this?

Speaker 3 (59:41):
And so the other mom, the other mother, has no
clue about you. You think you.

Speaker 13 (59:45):
Believe No, I think she might have some idea.

Speaker 19 (59:49):
But I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 13 (59:50):
If it it would get it would.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Be I could tell you right now.

Speaker 13 (59:54):
Get physical.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
If it well, okay, well that's a whole other layer.
Physical as in a physically abusive if no, no.

Speaker 13 (01:00:03):
No, no, I think like she would probably try and
you know it would it would turn into a fist
fight more than likely then us just talking trash to
each other.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Well yeah right, but as far as your as far
as the father of your your children goes, this is
this is, this is all on him.

Speaker 13 (01:00:21):
I don't think I don't want to kill him at times,
but how no, I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
But he's the issue. He's the problem, and he really
truly is the problem. He's the hinge on this door, right, Gandhi,
I mean you agree with that right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
A thousand per Yeah? Absolutely, so Jen is he.

Speaker 13 (01:00:38):
I've been given him the ultimatum like, yo, you may
or her. There's been many times where it's me or her, okay,
so with him.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
And so he goes and spends time with this other
family and then comes and spends time with you guys
as a family. So it's actually like he has two
full family units.

Speaker 15 (01:00:58):
One.

Speaker 9 (01:00:58):
Yes, who is the first family? Were you the first family?
Or were they the first family?

Speaker 15 (01:01:04):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
They were they were sm.

Speaker 13 (01:01:08):
I was told they weren't to gather anymore.

Speaker 27 (01:01:10):
It was what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Wow, See this guy, he does not sound like a
good guy. He just does it. I mean, I'm sure
he has great qualities, and I don't know him. I
don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:01:21):
He's not a bad guy at all. He's actually a
really good guy. He's an incredible father. I know you
may not think so, and I know people are probably
gonna bash.

Speaker 16 (01:01:29):
Me for saying that, but he is.

Speaker 13 (01:01:32):
His kids come first, and that is the reason why
he can't make a decision.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Okay, Well that's one compartment. It's compartmentalizing. He's a great father,
But everything else, he's sucking at everything else. Yeah, and
you know, and you need a life as well. You
need a life as well with your kids. And I
just I really think this guy needs to come clean
and fix it because he's going to live the rest
of his life like that. Who was to live like that?
He is zero integrity when it comes to you and
your kids.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Sue, And he can have a relationship with all of
the kids without having the.

Speaker 19 (01:01:58):
Relationship with the two of you.

Speaker 13 (01:02:00):
No, no, no, no no no, because the other one
has flat out told him, if I ever fucked out
that you are cheating on me or whatever, I'm taking
your kids away from it. And she means it. She
literally has papers drawn up already stating this.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Okay, well see the over the overarch, the overarching theme
for all of us here, and people who are listening
and try to make life decisions. Look at what a
simple what you think is a simple decision can do
for the rest of your life. It can f your
life up in this guy's life without a doubt, without
a doubt that I can't.

Speaker 13 (01:02:38):
I can't take my kid's father.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
I thought about it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
Listen.

Speaker 13 (01:02:42):
I've got times where my whole house has been packed
and I was all my way to Florida. Like I
am not joking, plane tickets, bought, apartments, running out.

Speaker 15 (01:02:51):
We were done.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
I am dead.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
It was over.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
And I mean not just Florida.

Speaker 13 (01:02:57):
There's been other places too where I've literally I've tried
to uproot my whole life and been like, we'll never
find me. My family ain't gonna say anything to him,
they ain't gonna tell him, And it.

Speaker 24 (01:03:08):
Would always turn out.

Speaker 13 (01:03:09):
Where I'm the idiot because then I'm sitting here and
get a call and be like, I can't do that
to my kids.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Well, look, you know what, but you're you're not You're
your kids are not the only victims here. You're a
victim as well, and I just I hope that you've
come up with a solution because you've been living like
this for fifteen years. That's that's a chunk of your life.

Speaker 13 (01:03:27):
But I look at it like, this is my part.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I did something wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
No, no, no, kids are not Kids are not a punishment.

Speaker 13 (01:03:35):
I'm talking about my kids. I'm talking about me making
that choice to stay with him knowing damn Well, like
when I was pregnant, we didn't find out I was
pregnant with my first one until I was about three
and a half months pregnant, and at that point it
was like what do I do? And it was like
I gave him the option, like yo, you sign your
rights over and get out, and he chose to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Say, hey, other than us, I mean, do you have
a circle of friends you can talk to about this
and kind of vent and bounce? I okay, good, because
you need friends you need well, of course they do. Well,
you know, I don't blame him, to be honest, right, Well,
they hate him because he's a he's a turd, to
be honest, but a good dad. I won't give him that.

(01:04:19):
I don't think. I don't think. I just don't think
he's being a good dad at all because he may
support and whatever, but this isn't good for anyone. Look,
we got to run. But I want nothing but good
for you. And I hope that your I hope your
friends can keep you in check because you need we
all need to be put in check from time to time,
and you need support from them as much as possible.

(01:04:41):
And it's all the best for you. And you actually
gave us a slice of life story that we had
never heard before. And I think it's important for people
to know this is going on, so you make the
right decisions in life. And there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Don't believe everything they say.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
I agree with that. Believe me. All right, thank you
for being.

Speaker 27 (01:05:01):
A part of We love you guys, so thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Well, no, thank you and all the best to you. Thanks,
thanks a lot, bye bye, and there you go. I know.
I know it's her reality though, you know, and it's
not it's not as easy as seeing, oh, just leave him.
Well no, that's it's not that simple. You know. You
may have that ability to just pick up and leave.
Not everyone does. And that's why, jeez, it's it's good

(01:05:26):
to hear. It's good to hear other people's stories.

Speaker 16 (01:05:29):
Elvis Terran, who one hop is wed. Maybe you'll calm
down a little. And the Morning Show we're not normal,
Elis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Yeah, if I ask you, like what TV father most
influenced you when you're growing up. You know, look, you
look at these these sitcoms, you watch these shows on TV.
You're thinking, oh, okay, it's just he's just a character
on the show. But sometimes they hit a nerve. Sometimes
they're really great dad sometimes or goof offs. Whatever they
are who they are, and we're gonna put you to
the test. I see, I'm older, So I remember TV

(01:06:06):
dads like Ward Cleaver, the father of a son named
Beaver Beaver Cleaver.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
Who the hell would do that to the kid?

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Ward and his beautiful wife, June June Cleaver. She was
always worried about the Beaver. I'm the Beaver Cleaver anyway.
So uh, but you know what, there's still TV dads
that are very influential to this day. Let's go talk
to Chrissy from Superville, Ohio. Chrissy Superville. I love the

(01:06:39):
name of your town, Superville. What makes Superville so super?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
You know what, when I find out I will call back.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
I love it all right. Well, the fact that you're
living there, Christy, that has something to do with it. Hey,
So can you think of, just off the top of
your head, can you think of some of the dads
on TV shows you grew up watching. They were like,
you know, cool dads.

Speaker 8 (01:06:58):
You liked them, cool dads.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Well, I mean my parents were influenced on my TV
watching when I was little. I also grew up watching
Ward Cleaver, Herman Monster. What else do we watch? A
Little House on the Prairie? What's your name?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Michael Landon?

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Michael Landon? Yes, I mean Tommy Pickles dads. Yeah, like
the old school dads, but also like the cartoon dads.
Like Grandpa from Hey Arnold was a father figure, not
necessarily dad, but a father figure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Think about that, Christy? You do know your TV This
is gonna be great, all right, America's favorite TV dads
ten dollars each. Of course, if you get them wrong,
you lose ten dollars and you owe us money. I
love this game. Yes, here we go, you can win
over one hundred dollars here, let's go. TV Dad's number one.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
So stupid, I'm so stupid, so stupid, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Name it who or Simpson.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Right, we're off to a aging start. All right. Here
is TV dad number two. Cindy, you know you've done
a very bad thing with your tattling.

Speaker 13 (01:08:06):
It's daddy.

Speaker 31 (01:08:08):
I know it's difficult for a little girl who know
what to say what not to say.

Speaker 20 (01:08:13):
Grown ups have that same problem.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
But mm hm TV Dad number two.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Is that Michael Landon?

Speaker 24 (01:08:20):
Is that going to hapen?

Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
Svery?

Speaker 14 (01:08:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
No, he was talking to little Cindy Brady about her taddling.
That was Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Brady gone, okay, I know, all right, your language.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
All right, Well you lost ten, you're down to zero.
We've just got ten bad guys. Yeah, yeah, all right,
let's see if we can move it up a little bit.
Here is TV dad number three. I mean, everybody makes
mistakes with their kids.

Speaker 22 (01:08:44):
The important thing is to admit when you're wrong and
to apologize.

Speaker 20 (01:08:48):
How come you won't never do that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Question me? Sometimes TV dads aren't dads, but they're another
member of the family. Who is that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Can I hear it one more time?

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Yeah, and listen to that person he's talking to. Maybe
that voice will queue you in. Here we go, and
everybody makes mistakes with their kids.

Speaker 23 (01:09:07):
The important thing is to admit when you're wrong and
to apologize.

Speaker 20 (01:09:11):
How come you'll never do that?

Speaker 27 (01:09:13):
Don't question me?

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Uncle Phil?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Absolutely, Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince. All right, here
we go. Here's TV Dad number four.

Speaker 9 (01:09:28):
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police
when your spouse has diarrhea philosophy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Hmmm, set the doubt from Modern Family.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Yeah, Phil Dumphie, absolutely, absolutely gotta. Here is TV Dad
number five.

Speaker 18 (01:09:46):
It's seventy five and Sonny, which means our street squad
is gonna be out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Looking for them. A super stickies.

Speaker 18 (01:09:50):
If you don't got one, get down to Linoleum Deepot
this Saturday from nine to two.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
I'll be there. How can you flat one on your car?
Win one hundred bucks? Now I'm looking around and I'm
seeing the spin doctors with not one but two prinches.
There you go. Not a good guy, but he was
a dad name TV Dad number five.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
I honest say that I'm stumped on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
One That was from family guy. That was Peter Griffin.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
I cannot even believe I missed that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
You just lost ten. We got ten back, guys. Yeah right,
all right, it's not that we're against you, but we
just hately have mean to give away.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Moddy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
It's okay. You're up to ten dollars. Here we go.
Here is TV Dad number six. You all know exactly
who I am.

Speaker 20 (01:10:38):
Say my name you want?

Speaker 13 (01:10:39):
I don't have a damn cool you are?

Speaker 28 (01:10:41):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I'm the cook.

Speaker 31 (01:10:44):
I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.

Speaker 20 (01:10:46):
Now say my name?

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Wow, Walter White out cooking it up in the kitchen.
All right, you're up to twenty dollars. Here is TV
Dad number seven. But the best part is Peg.

Speaker 13 (01:11:03):
They're dedicating it to the most famous Pokai football.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Legend a hint four touchdowns in one game. You well,
it's not official. All right, there you go TV Dad
number seven. Who was that talking to his wife? Peg?

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Oh? Albumy album?

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
You're doing really well. You up to thirty dollars. Here
is TV Dad number eight. Your mother does a one.

Speaker 19 (01:11:34):
Listen to mister mob boss?

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
What did you call me? Hm? Who's that? Mister mob boss?

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Tony soprano from the soprano. We just got ten dollars
back in. Now you're up to twenty dollars. We're down
to twenty. Here we go. Here is TV Dad number nine.

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
George Festivus is your heritage spawn of who you are?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
I can't think his first mister Costanzo.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Yes, there you go from Seinfeld. There you go. You
were up to thirty dollars. Here we go, TV Dad
number ten.

Speaker 20 (01:12:17):
Steve, what have you done to my window?

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
But big guy, I thought you said me casa su cassa.

Speaker 32 (01:12:23):
No, what I said was mess with me cossa, and
you're out on yurasso.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Okay, TV Dad and number ten? Who was that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Can I hear that one more time?

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Yeah? Sure, Steve, what have you done to my window?

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
But big guy, I thought you said me casa su cassa.

Speaker 21 (01:12:42):
No, what I said was mess with me cossa and
you're out on yurasso.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
That's Carl Winslow from Family Matt. My guys, we just
got ten dollars back. Yeah all right, Well here we
are at a very interesting spot. Chrissy, you were at
twenty dollars. You did, okay, but this next one your
bonus is worth fifty dollars. Here we go.

Speaker 22 (01:13:06):
D you got such a good heart. You care about people,
and that's why people care about you. And everybody who
knows the real DJ I think she's pretty terrific.

Speaker 16 (01:13:19):
I love you.

Speaker 20 (01:13:21):
I love you too.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
There you go, TV dead number eleven. Who was that?

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Danny Tanner rip?

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
I'm all right, you know seventy. I will make it
one hundred dollars because yeah, and you know, oh my gosh,
you gave me goosebumps there at the end. We love you, Chrissy.
That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Oh love you guys, Thank you so much. This is
the best.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
You're well, of course you got one hundred dollars. You
just had to get the themes of TV dads.

Speaker 24 (01:13:46):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Take my morning as well every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Well, thank you for listening to us. You tell everyone
in Supervillo Ohio that we said, yo, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
I will thank you guys. You have a good day.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
All right, Hold on one second, don't leave.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
What happened to Alardy Bird?

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Well, you know we can't do all TV dads would
be ten hours.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
Isn't he a fantastic dad?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Drummond? Oh dark, Yeah, it's okay dad. At least he
provides for his kids.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Of course, Bill Cosby, Heathcliff Huxtable, Heaules.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
No, but you know I just took him off this
We know what happened there?

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Yeah, what's your your beef? Would mean, Nate, you would
never make it as an accountant.

Speaker 32 (01:14:27):
Do you realize that person what won legitimately according to
the rules of the game, thirty dollars and then at
the end you're like, fifty, Si, we'll give you one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
He's generous.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
I don't know. I don't think anyone else is going
to complain.

Speaker 32 (01:14:40):
No, no, listen, I'm just saying that if you were
playing with anybody else's money, this, this might be an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
He'd be a great parent.

Speaker 9 (01:14:47):
Like if you had chores around the house and they
were like five dollars a chore and you needed three
and be like, you know when here's fifty bucks. Here,
go ahead, just see you thanks for being a good kid. Like, see,
you'd be a great parent, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
There you go. I don't know why, everyone, why were
you bitching at me? Go away, Nate. I'm not bitching
at you. No, I'm talking to Nate. Nate.

Speaker 18 (01:15:03):
This is why you're great at what you do, because
I just don't think you would have made it as
an account.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Okay, okay, nice, thank you, Nate.

Speaker 16 (01:15:11):
I think this weekend, Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
What office the Black Eyed Pea?

Speaker 16 (01:15:16):
Hey, this is Sweety Gomez with Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
So out of Massapequa Long Island, there's this thing going on.
Kids are rolling around town slapping American cheese on cars.
No one knows why, no one knows who's doing it.
It's just people were getting cheese. Is there something weird
going on in your town?

Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Call me Now? Remember that that time. I think we
got it from TikTok. We were pancaking each other. I paincakes, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
I got it right in the face in La just
sitting there. Bam, pancake to the head.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
And it stuck.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
It did sick, and then I tried to eat it.
I think I tried to eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
Yes, you see what they're saying about this American cheese.
That cheese slices produce great fingerprints, so they're finding out
who's cheesing all the cars.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
If you know anything about the massive Pequa Long Island
American cheese attacks, would you text us at fifty five
one hundred, Yes, Gary, I feel like it started.

Speaker 11 (01:16:29):
With people cheesing their infants, where they were like they
were looking at the cow and they were a flat
slash right, and it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Would just sit there with American cheese cheese their little baby.
It's in a way, but it's not, you know, it's
just cheese cheese. It's the waste of a good piece
of American cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
That's what I was thinking, Like, man, you could eat
all that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
But yeah, sometimes you go through these little towns in America,
they have these little mysterious things going on and no
one knows who's doing it, and then they don't know why.
But so out in Massapeak, where they're che cheesing cars,
this is what we do. Megan on line one, she
actually witnessed a cheesing Hello Megan.

Speaker 24 (01:17:09):
Hi, Hello ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Well, hello lady, are you from Massapequa or did some
other town that got cheesed?

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
I'm from northern New Jersey, another town and area that's
getting cheesed.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Really, so this is going on all over the place.
So what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Yeah, So one of my really good friends came to
my house to ask me to be a bridesmaid in
her wedding. So we're having this really special moment and
we a car drove passed up and hit the car.
At that time, we didn't know it, but it was cheese,
so we thought that they had sumped her car. And
we're like, oh, my goodness, did so much just hit
your car? So we're looking around. It's dark out, so

(01:17:46):
we take out our phones and we're looking and we.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Realized there's cheese on the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
And I'm like, oh my goodness, this is weird. I
was like, is this cheese? The car comes back around
and as we're looking for wat just hit her car,
which we now discover cheese. They then throw cheese at
my head and we're like, what just happened? What is
this thing? Yeah? And you know what, it wasn't even

(01:18:11):
we didn't know it was a trend at that time,
and apparently it's a thing now and it's all over
you know, Instagram and TikTok and and yeah, people are
getting cheese.

Speaker 15 (01:18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I
don't know. I don't know how I feel about this,
but if I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Get cheese, I would like some with it else, you know,
Buddhaus and break.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
You know, it was like shiny.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
It was that shiny package sticky cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Yeah, that's I bet that's that's the cheese. It sticks
best though, so I'm make sure they're using it's the
best cheese for cheesing people. Well, thank you, thank you
for thank you is going on.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
There's actually an article about how to get the cheese
off your car. No, they say you have to get
a wet rag as hot as you can, lay it
on top to soften up the cheese. Repeat until it's
soft enough to pull off, depending on the cheese is
dried onto the paint crusty, hard, rubbery hard, you have
to be you could worry about the paint on your car.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
I didn't know it was a thing. Yeah. Line twenty
four is erin So it's not cheesing. She's into forking.
What oh, what happened?

Speaker 11 (01:19:15):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
So in high school we used to go to the
grocery store and buy thousands of classic forks, and we would.

Speaker 12 (01:19:25):
Dress up in all blacks so at night and put
thousands of forks into our lacross coaches and athletic trainers
want and we've a sign it.

Speaker 31 (01:19:34):
So it's just been forced.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
So they end up having to take out thousands and
thousands of forths in the morning and they never found
out it was me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
So okay, so this is the thing. See, this is
my this is my question. I'm glad you called in
with this aerin, Like, what weird things going on in
your town? If it's not cheesing, it's forking. Yeah, I mean,
I just I don't know. It's funny, Yeah, it's I
guess it's good. It's Do you wanna want to help
me with this?

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
I had twinkie and going on when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
No twinkiing, that waste of a good twinkie.

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
People would come around and they would squish the twinkie
and the cheese and squash it all over your car.
And I was in the car once when somebody was
twinking my car. I was like, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Yeah, we used to oreo people's car appropriate. Yeah, exactly right,
thank you, Aaron. We got to run. Have a beautiful day,
okay you too? All right? Yeah? Have you ever had
your car oreoed?

Speaker 24 (01:20:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Yeah, you unscrew the oreo and you stick them on
all over the car.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
Such a waste of a good oreo?

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
This lovely food?

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Yeah, scary? What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
This?

Speaker 13 (01:20:37):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (01:20:38):
This in Trumansburg New York upstate. Somebody was going around
drawing wieners on the deer on the deer crossing signs.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
That's kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
We okay, perfect. Every town's got something going on. You know,
just when you think your town's boring, you get people
drawing penises on your deer crossing signs.

Speaker 16 (01:20:57):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap
and here.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Comes another phone tap? Scary? Yes, what's it about? Today?

Speaker 11 (01:21:05):
Ava wanted to play a phone tap on her roommate Dion.
Turns out Dion bought a dress, wore it on New
Year's Eve, and then returned it to the store and
got away with it. So Ava wanted me to pretend
I was a store manager and you know, trying to
call her out on this. Ava's going to start to
call the Dion and she's going to plant the seat,
and then I jumped in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Here we go, returning to use dress. Today's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:21:26):
Hello, Hey, it's me.

Speaker 23 (01:21:29):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Do you see him.

Speaker 15 (01:21:32):
Called about your freaking dress that you return? They want
you to take it back?

Speaker 9 (01:21:37):
What I told you it was about?

Speaker 7 (01:21:39):
Idea?

Speaker 24 (01:21:40):
Are you serious right now? Well, if you already wore
that dress.

Speaker 23 (01:21:43):
You wear it one time, especially for New Year's I
mean it's whatever.

Speaker 19 (01:21:48):
I think that's pretty crappy you do.

Speaker 15 (01:21:51):
And a point is, well, my point is it's rude
and it's nasty.

Speaker 23 (01:21:56):
Man, please them. I like a big corporation. I don't
care about my one little dress whatever.

Speaker 19 (01:22:02):
I'm not gonna deal with this anymore.

Speaker 14 (01:22:03):
They're gonna call you on your cell phone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Okay, I gave the manager.

Speaker 23 (01:22:06):
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 24 (01:22:07):
You gave them my soul number?

Speaker 30 (01:22:09):
Yeah, I'm your mine.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Why do I have to ask for you?

Speaker 8 (01:22:13):
No?

Speaker 19 (01:22:13):
You deal with it.

Speaker 24 (01:22:14):
No one, No one asks you to give out my
damn number. How about that?

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
You deal with it?

Speaker 24 (01:22:19):
You know why you're so stupid? I swear.

Speaker 11 (01:22:23):
Oh my god, Eva, she's ferocious. She's a You mute
your phone. I'm gonna call her now as the manager
from the store.

Speaker 13 (01:22:33):
Okay, Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Dion please.

Speaker 18 (01:22:41):
Yeah, Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Hell? What can you take me off speaker phone?

Speaker 15 (01:22:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:22:46):
Who is this? What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
My name is Zach Cavalricci. I'm the head manager at
cc Uh huh okay, uh huh. Take me off speakerphone
and lawer your TV.

Speaker 14 (01:22:58):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
You don't have to be abnax with me, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:23:00):
You returned a gold sequent sized ten dress that you
purchased for New Year's Eve?

Speaker 24 (01:23:06):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:23:07):
And uh okay, so I'm going to go have to
go ahead and debit that back to your credit card.

Speaker 23 (01:23:12):
No, you're not debitating anything back to my credit card.

Speaker 24 (01:23:15):
Well, domitting and back for what?

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Because we have signs of wear and tear on the dress?

Speaker 23 (01:23:20):
That has nothing to do with me right now?

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Well, did you wear this dress on New Year's Eve
and then you turn it?

Speaker 23 (01:23:25):
No, that was just your shabby store.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 24 (01:23:30):
I bought the.

Speaker 23 (01:23:30):
Dress, I tried it on, and then I decided not
to wear it, So that is why I brought it back.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Yes, we hear that from women all across America.

Speaker 23 (01:23:37):
Well, then if you hear it from women all across America,
you should be used to it.

Speaker 11 (01:23:41):
So you waited conveniently a week after New Year's Eve
to return it?

Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
Hmmmm?

Speaker 23 (01:23:48):
And you waited conveniently days to hit me back after
I already returned it.

Speaker 24 (01:23:52):
Hmmm?

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Who like?

Speaker 24 (01:23:54):
Who for you?

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
I'm the regional manager okay, And yeah, I don't care.
You don't care I returned.

Speaker 24 (01:24:01):
It was in the policy.

Speaker 11 (01:24:02):
You don't care how you stretched out the dress, and
you're lying to me the dress you stretched it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yes, they're stretch marks.

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
Me.

Speaker 23 (01:24:09):
I am a cvacious size ten. But I didn't stretch
out any dress.

Speaker 24 (01:24:13):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:24:14):
We turned the dress inside out and we found body shimmer. No,
I found the odorant stains and the sequins were dangling off.
That's right, could be from any You took this beautiful size.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Ten dress and made it at twelve. No, it's like
trying to squeeze a golf ball through a guarded home.

Speaker 24 (01:24:31):
Did you hear what I said? I said, no?

Speaker 30 (01:24:33):
And yes, you see that there are tags still on
the dress, right, thank you?

Speaker 15 (01:24:37):
Right right?

Speaker 11 (01:24:37):
They are wilted and the ink is smeared, which means
you sweat all over the tags as you hid them.

Speaker 24 (01:24:43):
I have money, I have a degree. I don't have
to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Okay, you don't have to, but you did. How about
that I had the dress right here? I'm sniffing the dress.

Speaker 24 (01:24:55):
I said, I didn't. Did I swear?

Speaker 23 (01:24:58):
If I dare find that, you guys charge my car,
I beg.

Speaker 24 (01:25:00):
I will storm up in this store and we will
have a problem. Do you understand.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Do you wonder why prices are going up on apparel?

Speaker 24 (01:25:07):
About what prices are going up?

Speaker 23 (01:25:08):
I didn't wear it, and how dare you try to
insult me talking about you smell something on the dress?

Speaker 24 (01:25:14):
Dress your store.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
I can't use this dress. I can't use it anymore?

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
What you said wear it?

Speaker 24 (01:25:19):
What is your name again? Because I'm gonna call the
corpor You used.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
That store as the world's largest fucking closet.

Speaker 23 (01:25:25):
What is your name because I'm about to call the
corporate office about you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
This is Cavalricci, Zach Capperricci.

Speaker 11 (01:25:31):
You want my email, It's Zcabacci at DC dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Hey Dan, this is Scary Jones from Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show. You've been phone tasted.

Speaker 24 (01:25:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
Eva's on the phone right now.

Speaker 24 (01:25:42):
Oh my god. You a little bit. Swear, I swear,
I'm gonna get you, Eva, And.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
You know you wore the dress.

Speaker 24 (01:25:51):
You know you, And I don't.

Speaker 23 (01:25:53):
Give up already return to it.

Speaker 28 (01:26:00):
Fell Tables pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 16 (01:26:03):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
I have to do a video after the show for
our it's an event we do an iHeart here to headquarters.
We're very excited to talk about research exploring differences between
marketers and consumers that they're trying to reach. Excellent. I
think we're great at doing that. Yeah, Am I the
only one in the room that thinks that we're great
at doing that?

Speaker 8 (01:26:34):
You?

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
No, I think we are pretty good at doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Yeah, pretty good? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they say, here, okay,
maybe people listening can help me out. While most marketers
know what an apparol sprits is, only half of consumers do. Okay,
I agree with that. Thirty three consumers have no idea

(01:26:57):
what a charcuterie board is. Again, marketers do. So there's
a separation between the people who are in charge of
bringing the message to you. They think you know about
things that you may not know about, and they're marketing
things to you and you have no idea what they are.
This is what they're saying, Yes, Nate, what what is

(01:27:17):
a sprits? Just for people that don't know, it's it's
a cocktail maybe with aperol, it's you know, you can
drink it on the beaches of Italy and so Apperol
is a is a bitter. Here's the thing. Marketers know
that because they have a buttload of money and they
can travel to Italy and order Aperol spritss while sitting

(01:27:39):
on yachts. Majority of the people don't do that, you know.
But a lot of a lot of restaurants now, when
you go to brunches and things like that, Aperol sprintss
are the number one cocktail. But a lot of people
don't go to brunches. That's why Danielle loves her avocado toast.
There's a lot of people out there who have no
idea what avocado toast is, Oh my gosh, but Danielle
single headedly has brought it to the marketplace.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
Good job, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
So wonderful all vocado toast industry owes you a big thing.

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Yes, I feel like if you have social media you
would know what a charcuterie board was because sarcucci lass
last I still do last year, it was everywhere, like
every kind of charcuterie like they would make their table
a charcuterie board on the board underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
But you're forgetting something about marketing. You only know that
if you follow sites and accounts that are into charcuterie boards.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Because they really funnel that stuff toward you, Like I
bet my boyfriend has no idea about I know he
knows what a charcuterie board is, but I don't think
it pops up on his feet up probably.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Okay, what is on your so what is on your
boyfriend's feed? Then what does he what does he know
about cars?

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
It would be cars, sneakers, sports specifically Ohio State football,
and anything that has to do with Chicago weed. I
think that's all what auto populates onto his A lot
of music, that's what he's interested in. But I don't
think he follows any type of like design or cooking
or brunch or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Page does he know what an eperol sprits is?

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
I would say, no, I want I'm gonna tell him
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Okay, here's what I think our show is all about.
We sort of bridge that gap. I do believe. I
do believe we talk about all sorts of things on
our show. I mean we can go thirty minutes and
talk about one hundred different things having to do with
music and things we drink in places, we visit, h
in wildlife, and you know, we sort of check off
all those boxes, because we're sort of a rapid fire show,

(01:29:38):
you know, absolutely, and and sometimes we dwell for a
long time. But stuff like we're doing right now, No,
but I think that's stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
It's important to also know your audience and who you're
talking to, because if you're you know, if we were
to all of a sudden just like jump into the
sports arena. I don't know how many of our listeners
are hardcore sports fans. I think definitely in New York
we've got like people like to Andelle who are hardcore
sports fans. But I think the majority don't come to
us for that exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
For instance, let's say soccer. For instance. Okay, let's use
World Cup. It's coming to the New York area partially
you know here in other places, right. But if someone who,
let's say the World Cup organization, wants to buy time
on our show to talk about the World Cup, I
would say to them, well, look, you know what, only
maybe ten percent of our audience is excited about about

(01:30:28):
World Cup. Why don't you spend the money to get
more people excited and bring them in make them more
excited about it. Danielle, you see in your house one
hundred percent people of the people in your house are
in a World Cup. But in the reality here in
the United States soccer football as you call it, it
is not that it's not as huge as you think
it is. You know it is, Well, that's it. But

(01:30:48):
you do a great job. You do a great job
coming in here every week and talking about World Cup.
When World Cup is going on, you talk about soccer games,
you talk about the teams. It's people like you that
make it more of a commonplace thought with people who
are not familiar.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
So World Cup needs to come in and pay me
to go up there and be the ambassador.

Speaker 19 (01:31:08):
Oh my god, we're math.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
Wouldn't that be cool? But yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Think I mean, honestly, I think I suffer from this
same thing, Like there are things that I think. Okay,
everybody knows this song because when I was growing up,
everybody that I was around heard the song. The station's
played this song, and then you guys will be like, no,
we've never heard that because it was a completely different
thing here than where I was, right and I don't
recognize and understand that because it was everywhere where I was,
you know, and vice versa.

Speaker 6 (01:31:33):
You have it and I think they also make the
mistake of thinking that if you're a certain person, or
like say you're a mom, or say you're a single person,
you're into specific things. Not every single person, not every mom,
not every dad is into the same things or does
the same things with their kids. And they're like, oh, yeah,
you should, you should definitely advertise this you're a mom.
I'm like, well, that's that's doesn't mean anything. I mean,

(01:31:54):
like you know what I mean, Like, just because I
had kids doesn't mean I can't control my Hey, like,
I don't need you to come in and ask me
to do it depends and I'll yeah, but you have kids,
that doesn't mean everybody who has.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Well, don't you remember they're they're asking Scary to do
commercials for a rectile dysfunction.

Speaker 10 (01:32:12):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
No, Well it's like, well, don't you have a dysfunctional penis? No,
he has a lot of friends. Did you do the
ad for a rectile dysfunction?

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
They gave me sample copy.

Speaker 11 (01:32:25):
I said, I want to see what this is all about,
and they said, read this, and I'm like, I'm not
going to say it because it was it was speaking
about like I had this problem.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
I said, no, I don't. I said, I know about it,
but you can still be a communicator and talk to
other men about Hey, yes it's a man's voice. Talking
about a rectiled tofunction doesn't mean dysfunction, doesn't mean you
have it. I was willing to do that. I was
willing to.

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
But I think a lot of times perception is reality,
and if Scary is talking about it, half the people
half listening will think, wow, Scary's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Simply Scary could look a rectiled dufunction dysfunction. A rectile
dysfunction is a real thing. Let's take my friend Nate
for example.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
That's what he says, though, remember the vaginal rejuvenation thing.
They want to yell and I to talk about. Both
of us are like, I think I'm good. Scary like
all do it all? Talk about my girlfriend? We're like, what,
just that's what you want?

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Oh my god? What Nate?

Speaker 18 (01:33:22):
What do you remember when he did the spec spot
for the Boner medication.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
He's like, yeah, I was sitting around with my friends.
We were talking about our erections.

Speaker 11 (01:33:29):
Like no, guy, that was the first draft.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Yeah, send that back to the drawing board. They're scary
with gay guys. We don't even talk about erections. I mean,
I don't know what are you doing.

Speaker 11 (01:33:43):
So we're hanging out in the bar, sitting around having
some pers like, Hey, okay, the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
Point of this conversation is this we're having. You know,
we're marketers. You know what we have. We have partners
that want to come to us to get the word out.
All right, Let's say in a rectile dysfunction company does
approach us, again, I would have a million ideas for them.
And it doesn't mean I can't get a boner, doesn't
mean it's just a it's a conversation A lot of

(01:34:09):
guys have you know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
It's an important conversation. Somebody should talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Yeah, it is. And my name is Elvis Durant, initials
ed on the obvious one for oh to be perfect.
You're providing an education for people. Okay, exactly. So this
is the point marketers. We are marketers. What we do
for a living is we market things. That's how that's
how we keep the lights on, that's how we get paid.
That's how we can afford apparel, spritzes and avocado toasts.

Speaker 11 (01:34:38):
Can you put the disclaimer and at the end of
the commercial saying that you don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
But this isn't.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Why this is a paid actor.

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
I always think about that when I see like a
billboard with like someone that says that they have like
an STD. Oh yeah, and I'm well, there must be
an actor because because they're getting paid to do the billboard.
And then I go, but now do all their friends
and family think that they have an STD because they're
face is on the billboard? Saying like, I don't know,
how does it work? Because, like I said in his reality.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Lot, well look at it this way though, I mean,
STDs are not that uncommon, they're they're so if you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:10):
Haven't, if you don't have one, do you want people
to think you do this? I'm just what I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
It's scary. If scary can't get hard whatever, not my problem.
I don't care. Doesn't doesn't make me like him anymore
or less.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
You know, someone needs to be the face of super gonorrhea.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
I guess so scary you have all these friends you have, uh,
Bryan Darren, Yeah, people like that. You should in these
commercials do a commercial using your friend flaccid frame.

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
Don't forget Herpe's.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Harry, Herpe's Harry.

Speaker 6 (01:35:45):
Exactly when I was saying that was gonna Hia Garry
the other day he.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
Told me our favorite drag queen, Chlamydia burnephilist Phil anyway,
So make it relatable, Scary, Okay, that's all you have
to do. He is the dumbest conversation. How about antal
leakage Erron, Oh my gosh, I think there's a pill

(01:36:13):
for that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
Scary.

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
He's going to do the commercial for it next week.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Scary. Will he'll do a commercial for anyone necessarily?

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Yes, It is funny because the sales department does know.
If they come to a lot of us, they'll go,
all right, I'll just go to Scary and they will
say that in the conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
True, Scary will go down to the sales floor and
you always know where he is because you can see
his legs coming up from beneath the desk. Try to
drum up some business down there.

Speaker 8 (01:36:46):
We love.

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
Anyway.

Speaker 16 (01:36:57):
This is Elvis ter Wan in the Morning Elvis Terran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
We had to actually open up our people's court plaintiff first.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
Right, Scary the plaintiff.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
That way, plaintiff plus playff. We really should get a laptop.

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
We should make them swear on the Bible shouldn't help else.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Let's not get into that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Not my Jewish mother doesn't want that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
Alright, scary you're you're the plaintiff and your your complaint
is against Samantha. Yes, okay?

Speaker 11 (01:37:38):
What a couple of days ago, it was brought to
my attention unintentionally by Nate that sam took a present
that I got her for Christmas a couple of years ago,
and I paid a lot of money for and she
sold it and just to whoever she did. I don't
know where she sold it. I don't know what website.

(01:37:59):
I don't know if she's out for cash. But I
felt that this was something that I was I put
a lot of love and energy time.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Hurt your feelings? Can you tell us what? Okay, hold on?
What was the gift? O? What was the gift you bought?

Speaker 17 (01:38:13):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
It was a very I'm going to show you exhibit A.
Can I give you exhibit A.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
I'll bring it up to the judge.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
It is a It is.

Speaker 11 (01:38:23):
A Jonathan Adler authentic canister from his canister collection. Do
they say things like barbigi WIT's and klay Lude's and ganja.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Listen, let me tell you something anything from Jonathan Adler.
I'm a fan of that's a great gift.

Speaker 33 (01:38:38):
Jonathandler has some attractive designs.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:38:40):
So so one year she helped me out quite a bit,
and you know, a couple of years.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Ago and matter you gave her again. I gave her
a gift for Christmas.

Speaker 11 (01:38:48):
And I said, sam in fact, I actually left it
on her doorstep because she wasn't home to collect it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Remember that.

Speaker 11 (01:38:54):
Okay, that really has nothing to do with what I
spent over one hundred dollars on this canister.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Okay, it doesn't matter if you spent two dollars or
two million dollars. It's a gift, it was thoughtful, it
came from the right place.

Speaker 11 (01:39:06):
And now I come to find out from Nate that
she's sold it online like as if.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Oh he never even gave a rats butt about it. Okay. Oh,
you can use the word ass if you want, but
you want to say rats but the top b u et.

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
But did you sell that on Poshmark?

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
I did sell it on Pasca.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Okay, So let's go to Samantha the UH defendant. All Right,
I'm still trying to figure out even if you do
win Scary with the damages will be. I can't quite
figure that out, but anyway falls back. No hold on,
there's more to it than that. Yes, Samantha, you'r side
of the story.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
Okay. So I had the gift from Scary.

Speaker 33 (01:39:40):
I very much appreciated it, and I recently started just
cleaning out my life things I didn't need, so I
came across it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
You don't need a canister that says barbituates you need.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
I didn't need the canister.

Speaker 33 (01:39:51):
I was cleaning stuff out, and I'm like, okay, you know,
gift from Scary.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
It was really nice.

Speaker 33 (01:39:55):
And then I never understood why he got me a
canister that said ganja because I don't smoke. I never
there was no reference to it whatsoever.

Speaker 11 (01:40:03):
It's a play on words, almost like as if it's
a cute tea thing, like you say ganja.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
But this is us. I'm sure you had your chance,
all right, Please go ahead.

Speaker 33 (01:40:11):
We never spoke about it, was never hit on. And
then we always talk about how much Skeary is king
of regifting things. So I start to like, I'm a
little suspicious that he didn't regift it to me. So
I reached out to our friend who he also bought
a gift for that same year, and she got Michael
Kore's boots that year, which she picked out when she

(01:40:32):
the same day, we both.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Got out our best assistant, Elizabeth.

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
Those were beautiful, those Michael core booths, and she wore
the same year.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
I gave her a Chanel bag, so I went, but
it isn't okay, by the way, this isn't getting just
it's okay.

Speaker 33 (01:40:46):
I put two and two together, and I realized Scary
regifted me this because she got to pick out her
own gift that same year, and this meant nothing to him.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
By the way, me no offense Samantha talking about what
other gifts he sent to other people. It really has
no bearing on this case.

Speaker 33 (01:41:02):
I just realized it was regifted, so I didn't feel
badly about it was gifted.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
I bought that at the Short Hills Mall. No way
the credit court statement of the fact.

Speaker 19 (01:41:11):
Did you buy it for her?

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
Or did you buy it for someone else?

Speaker 19 (01:41:14):
Or did someone give it?

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
Hold on, Danielle. Danielle Scary was the plaintiff. Now he's
the defendant. All right, here we go, well, hold on,
turn about playing All right, Okay, here's Okay, let me
just as your judge, the knowledgeable judge Crotch, I must,
I must tell you what's going on here. It has
nothing to do with regifting, has nothing to do with
the price of the gift. The fact is that It'll

(01:41:37):
keep it simple. You gave her a gift and she
sold it. Yeah, okay, okay, what damage has been done?
Because that's all I can work with. Emotional damage? Okay,
emotional damage. I'm upset. I cannot believe that I went
out of my way to do this for her and
she freaking sells it. Okay, well, as if it didn't
mean anything to her.

Speaker 19 (01:41:55):
But wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:41:56):
How many times have we gotten gifts and I've seen
you sell people s'mores makers or other thing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
What am I going to do with a fun dude?
My point is this, Okay, though, even though she hurt
your feelings by selling the gift you gave her, it's
not illegal, it's not wrong, and you really aren't damaged.
There's no damage here, even though your feelers are hurt.

Speaker 33 (01:42:19):
Now I love the gift even more in the form
of fifty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
She got fifty How much did you spent? Scary? How
much you went over well over a hundred. It was
the bigger one. You know who wins out here is
whoever bought it from Samantha. That's the winner. I'm scary this,
this is a this is a frivolous lawsuit. Really can't

(01:42:44):
throw this out of court. I'm throwing it out. This
is a waste of the court's time. This is stupid,
This is a stupid thing. I can't believe we're wasting
our show's time on this. Very scary. Whether it's a
new gift or regift, it doesn't matter she sell it
to doesn't matter. It's her will you give it to her?
It is her property technically, so she can do whatever

(01:43:06):
she wants to.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
And now belongs to Deborah girl for sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
I don't sixty I got a great deal on that day,
Thank you so U. There are no winners. There are
nothing but losers in this trial. To strike scary. One more,
one more visit to this court and you lose another case. Yeah,
where's my defense? There's no one cares.

Speaker 6 (01:43:28):
Nobody would defend you paid them.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
Look, you may be offended. I would be offended. No problem,
but that you can't take this to a court of law.
What a waste of my time and everyone's time. There
you go, thanks Scar. You know, scary. Next time you
want to give someone a gift, just sell it.

Speaker 33 (01:43:45):
Not scary one if I take you out for drinks
with my earnings.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
No, no, no, you don't owe him anything. You don't
owe him anything.

Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
You always have that guilt feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Sam, Yeah, Daniel, get them out of here.

Speaker 6 (01:43:56):
Let's go get out.

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
They wake me up?

Speaker 30 (01:44:00):
Morning show?

Speaker 9 (01:44:01):
Are we on love?

Speaker 16 (01:44:03):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Hey, interesting call on line twenty four from Emily. Emily,
you're moving in with a coworker, a guy, and how
long have you known him?

Speaker 15 (01:44:21):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:44:21):
I've known him for about three months?

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
All right, okay, and so is this a platonic thing?
Are you guys involved in some way other than just
coworkers and friends?

Speaker 14 (01:44:30):
Nope, just friends, just friends. Okay, I get that I'm
actually talking to someone, So you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
Have some I like how you said you're you're talking
to someone. That's like a that means you've got something
started with someone else, but it's not like really revved
up yet.

Speaker 14 (01:44:47):
Right, We're getting there.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
So question, do you think the guy that you're reving with.
U will have a problem with you having a guy
roommate or is he just totally open minded about life?

Speaker 14 (01:45:02):
Well, it's kind of. It's actually his brother.

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
Oh okay, let me get this right. So the guy
that you're revving with is the brother of the co
worker that you're moving in with. And is that how
you met the guy? Is that how you met uh
rev run, we're gonna call him. You met him through
your coworker.

Speaker 14 (01:45:27):
No, I actually met him through my other coworker, my
friend because she used to live with him.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
My god, he's only like six people. This is amazing. Okay,
So you're moving in with this roommate and you work
with him, now are you? Are you a little nervous
about that? Because I mean, you're gonna see him at
work all day, then you're gonna see him at home
all night that you're gonna talk about work and the
people that there, that you're driving you crazy stuff like that.

Speaker 14 (01:45:55):
Oh No, I'm not worried. The only really thing I'm
worried about him not putting down the toilet seat. That's
my only thing.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
Yeah, but you know you're going to fight those battles
non stop.

Speaker 24 (01:46:07):
No, matter what.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Yeah, Gandhi, what are your thoughts for Emily?

Speaker 4 (01:46:09):
This is so complicated because one you're going to have
a living spy to tell the guy that you're talking
to all of the crazy details about you. And then
two what if you break up with his brother?

Speaker 15 (01:46:20):
Then?

Speaker 4 (01:46:21):
Is that going to be weird for your living situation?

Speaker 14 (01:46:25):
Oh gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
You didn't think about any of this.

Speaker 8 (01:46:27):
I don't.

Speaker 14 (01:46:29):
I don't believe that would happen.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
You know you don't. But even if it does, you'll
get through it. I mean, this is not this is
not whatever. I wouldn't over worry about it. Yeah, Danielle,
what are your thoughts for Emily?

Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
What if you fall in love with the brother that
you're living with? Wow, you're going because because you're spending
time with him and you're seeing all these things about him,
and you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
Know, you never know.

Speaker 6 (01:46:53):
No what I'm I like?

Speaker 14 (01:46:55):
I like his brother.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
Yeah, I see myself.

Speaker 14 (01:46:58):
I see myself dating his brother.

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
You're watching too much TV.

Speaker 4 (01:47:04):
Now, this happens all the time. I don't see it happen.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
Danielle has this imagination, what if Godzilla is walking through
the neighborhood and burns your house down?

Speaker 6 (01:47:14):
Daniel happened.

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
Okay, all right, well I think it's great, you know,
and I think we are so far beyond, you know,
having an issue with with people with men and women
living with each other, with each other in a platonic situation.
Because the first thing Nate said it, I'm not I'm
gonna throw you under the bus. Get ready, here comes bus.
He said, you know they're going to be banging each
other before you know it. I mean, oh, it's not true.

Speaker 18 (01:47:39):
To be fair, this story was like a really good
This story was like a really good onion because the
layers kept coming off. Because when I talked to her yesterday,
I'm like, oh, girl, we got to give you advice
and what guys do in the bathroom and just when
to avoid him and all this other stuff. And then
I come to find out it's a coworker, and now
it's the brother of the guy that she's.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
Seeing like soap Opera's just seriously, Emily was like living
a great life until she talked to us.

Speaker 6 (01:48:07):
We put all this crap in her head.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
If we could possibly complicate this as much as possible
for you, Emily, Well, look, it's great having a roommate,
you know, for financial reasons. Also, it's it's nice having
someone around you know, and uh, the thing is as
a roommate, your your your you're repped up boyfriend's brother.
I mean, have you ever had a roommate before? Have
you lived in a situation.

Speaker 20 (01:48:30):
Like this before?

Speaker 24 (01:48:32):
I have not.

Speaker 14 (01:48:33):
This is my first time moving out.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
All right, well, you know what, it is an adjustment,
But I think you're gonna be fine. I mean, why
are we gonna sit here and anticipate problems like Dan
yells anticipate.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
I just watch a lot of Judge Judy. I see
things and then I think about them.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
All right, Well, look, have a wonderful life, Emily. Check
in with us from time to time. I mean when
you're having like those those those roommate discussions where it's
a challenge living with like a slob or maybe more
of a slob than he is. I don't know, you know,
we don't know. Okay, we'll find out. And it's great
talking to you. Best of luck with this. It sounds
like you have quite a screenplay. You could be riding

(01:49:08):
right now. Oh no, you take it easy. Thanks for
listening to us. Okay, bye bye? Is she gone? Yes?
You guys stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
You have to help good friends help friends troubleshoot.

Speaker 3 (01:49:23):
That's right, but there's no trouble yet. You're creating trouble by.

Speaker 6 (01:49:26):
Trouble, justin case, helping her prepare.

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
You cross that river when you come to it.

Speaker 6 (01:49:32):
We want her to be prepared for the river.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:49:35):
You have to have a raft.

Speaker 3 (01:49:36):
Marnie's online twenty and she she has some insight into this.

Speaker 34 (01:49:40):
Hey, Marnie, Hey, I'm actually dude.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
Hey, you know one of my best friends, one of
my best friends, Marnie is not a dude, but she
acts like a dude sometimes. She's cool, you know. So, Marnie,
you heard Emily's story. What do you want to add
to this?

Speaker 34 (01:49:55):
Yes, the same thing Gonda happened to me. My wife
was dating my brother and then we met and we've
been married now over seven years.

Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
See, it's not crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
It's possible. It doesn't mean it's going to happen for them.
Good question, You ask whatever you want.

Speaker 6 (01:50:14):
Is it ever weird that you know your brother went there.

Speaker 34 (01:50:19):
Luckily they only dated for about two weeks, so it's
not weird.

Speaker 19 (01:50:22):
Okay, okay, So it was never.

Speaker 34 (01:50:25):
Anything too too serious, and he's married and he's happy
now they've been married for five six years.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
Okay, okay, we move on.

Speaker 34 (01:50:32):
Works out.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
Everything work exactly, Everything works out. Everything happens for a reason,
you know. So the universe is in charge. There's nothing
we can do about it, all right. I just love
you know. I just love the fact, Marnie, that I
work with in a room full of people who are
just looking for drama. It is. It's right, You're right.

(01:50:53):
What are you doing today, Marnie? What's your what's your
day all about?

Speaker 34 (01:50:57):
I work two hours away, so I just started my
commute to work now.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
Oh wow, I love it. We have you captive, all right, Look,
have a great day, Marnie. It's great hearing from you.
Thanks for your perspective. Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:51:06):
Guys.

Speaker 34 (01:51:06):
Do take care all right, don't answer the phone.

Speaker 16 (01:51:09):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
Wait, wait a minute, whose is it? Whose phone tapping?
It's it's Danielle's missus Moss. All right, let's get into
the phone. Tap daniel What are you so?

Speaker 6 (01:51:19):
Olivia is tapping Melissa? You know they own a little
restaurant and Ms. Moss just wants to make a reservation.
She's having a party.

Speaker 3 (01:51:29):
This is probably a very complicated. Let's listen to your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:51:35):
Yeah, I wanted to book a holiday party for tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (01:51:41):
Oh listen, I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little bit
we are book Huh, I'm actually booked for tomorrow.

Speaker 19 (01:51:49):
What we're we don't have.

Speaker 15 (01:51:53):
Any faith to book a new party for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:51:55):
How can you big book for tomorrow when it's only today.
I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't book for tomorrow.
I didn't even make a reservation, and I don't know
how you have old reservations for tomorrow already.

Speaker 15 (01:52:05):
Are you trying to make a dinner reservation or are
you trying to book a party?

Speaker 6 (01:52:10):
Yeah, it's for thirty four people.

Speaker 15 (01:52:12):
Okay, So basically how it works is when you book
a party, you have to do it more.

Speaker 19 (01:52:18):
Yeah, right, right right.

Speaker 6 (01:52:19):
I want to book a party thirty four people tomorrow
night at eight o'clock.

Speaker 19 (01:52:22):
Okay, No, no, I'm sorry, So let's make it six.
Let's make it six. I'm an old lady.

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
I like to go to bed early.

Speaker 19 (01:52:29):
Okay, I understand that. And we're not that kind of restaurant.

Speaker 15 (01:52:31):
If you have to book us in advance, do you
have monzarella sticks.

Speaker 6 (01:52:34):
Because I lack a lot of monzarella sticks.

Speaker 15 (01:52:36):
We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very very sorry.
You must want to look at something. We cannot commodate
your party. We have no faith for you at our restaurant.

Speaker 31 (01:52:46):
But I'm gonna come.

Speaker 6 (01:52:47):
At six because you know, lady, and I can't say so,
and I'm I also like a lot of marin aarosauce
with the monta rellisticks. So make sure does that actually okay?

Speaker 30 (01:52:58):
Okay, okay, if you show up tomorrow, if you show up.

Speaker 15 (01:53:01):
Crow, we will have no seat for you. We will
have no six for you. Okay, we don't have faith.

Speaker 19 (01:53:06):
I'm so very sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
Do you do you have my toballsuit? Because half of
my guests are Jewish. We're having a holiday party. We're
gonna have a monora on one side of the tree
and a tree on the other side.

Speaker 16 (01:53:16):
Is that all right?

Speaker 15 (01:53:17):
If you want to book something maybe in January?

Speaker 6 (01:53:20):
Or maybe excuse me, what would I who's going to
have a holiday party in January? It took me a
while to get your number because I don't have the internet,
and so I had to go down to the store
that cuts my coke cuts, you know, Bob. My son
Marvin had to drive me there, and he drove me
to the place that has the coke cuts and Bob
he gave me a phone number to the Bob Well.

Speaker 15 (01:53:41):
I appreciate I Bob, I appreciate Bob giving.

Speaker 6 (01:53:44):
And then I didn't have a panthera right down the
phone number, so it took me a few minutes. And
that's why I called so late. So as you can see,
there was a lot of things.

Speaker 19 (01:53:50):
Going on, and that's how I come out.

Speaker 4 (01:53:52):
Sorry.

Speaker 15 (01:53:53):
Man, listen, I'm so sorry, so sorry. I wish we
could have you come in, but we can't. Maybe think
of a couple o dating the future, callings back and
we'll try to accommodate you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:03):
All right, So you read down my name pay My
name is Maskallopsis.

Speaker 4 (01:54:10):
Hello, yeah, hello.

Speaker 6 (01:54:11):
You told me to call back and tell you what
my earliest convenience was, So I wanted to tell you
that's tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (01:54:17):
No, I'm not do your tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
What no?

Speaker 15 (01:54:20):
What?

Speaker 31 (01:54:20):
Nom?

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:54:21):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:54:21):
Because I have Jewish friends coming?

Speaker 15 (01:54:23):
Is that the po And I am oftended that you
are saying not to you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:26):
I'm allowed to speak to your manager, because I don't
think you'll be a nice I think it's old people,
and I don't think you like my Jewish friends.

Speaker 19 (01:54:32):
Nothing available tomorrow?

Speaker 15 (01:54:33):
Okay, if you have other people that took the time
to plan ahead and so we cannot accommodate your party,
that's so nice of you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:39):
I'm so sad that thirty four of us are coming.

Speaker 3 (01:54:41):
And again, sorry, you know, I guess what.

Speaker 15 (01:54:43):
We're closed tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
You're not close tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:54:45):
You're so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:54:46):
Don't be funny room at the n I'm sorry, very funny.
I don't think that's nice. You just being mean to
old people.

Speaker 15 (01:54:52):
You'll be sitting outside the other people eat who plant ahead?

Speaker 19 (01:54:56):
We are not accommodating your party.

Speaker 24 (01:55:00):
How are you laughing at it?

Speaker 6 (01:55:01):
Because they're living in This is Daniel Minarrow from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show. You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 15 (01:55:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:55:09):
Yeah, I'm not ready an old lady. And Melissa was
in on it the whole town me.

Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
Lissa you there?

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (01:55:14):
What hello?

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
I just aged like ten years.

Speaker 16 (01:55:22):
Gotcha, Elvis duran phone tap?

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
How irritating is that?

Speaker 28 (01:55:29):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
Huh? I just can't I still can't believe how people
just stay on the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:55:34):
That law. Yeah, yep, yep, it's only hung up once.

Speaker 28 (01:55:38):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 16 (01:55:42):
The Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, What Ellis in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
Hey, So I love Google. Google can break things down.
Whatever you have a question about in life and what
people are asking and doing and thinking and posting, you
can find out how it all comes together and tells
a story. Now on Google, they rounded up the most
commonly googled relationship questions and then they pose them. They

(01:56:22):
posed the questions to Charlene Douglas, who is a very
well known relationship expert. Charlene Douglas is answering these questions.
The number one asked question was when is a relationship over?

Speaker 8 (01:56:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:56:37):
Do you guys want to tackle that? Gandhi? When's a
relationship over?

Speaker 19 (01:56:39):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
I mean, I think there are a lot of answers,
but probably when you start going through each other's phones.

Speaker 3 (01:56:45):
Okay, Daniel, when's a relationship over?

Speaker 6 (01:56:47):
Yeah, when you can't trust them anymore, when there's no
way back, no matter what, you can't trust them.

Speaker 3 (01:56:53):
You know what? Charlene says, a relationship is over when
you have nothing left to give, that's when you should
start to realize that relationship is over. Also, keep in
mind the advice of your friends and family, and when
the negatives outweigh the positives, really think about where that
relationship is interesting. When you have nothing left to give,

(01:57:13):
that's the very end. Next question, is jealousy healthy in
a relationship? Danielle, I think it is to a point,
just a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
I think. No, I don't like it at all. It's weird.
We were just having this discussion in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:57:27):
No, yeah, just how did that come up?

Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
We were just talking about like Instagram and do you
get jealous of the other person's post and if you know,
if you know, like if Scary posted a picture of
himself in a bathing suit, would that bother Robin? Things
like that? And I am not a jealous person at all.
I think flirting is healthy. I think it's important to
you know, just live your life. And I don't like jealousy,
but a lot of people thrive off of that. So

(01:57:52):
what do I know?

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
Well her answer Charlie Douglass and answering the question, is
jealousy healthy and a relationship if they're jealous. A mild
level of jealousy can be healthy because it shows your
partner values you and has an interest in you and
doesn't want to lose you. But that the word was mild,
and that's.

Speaker 6 (01:58:10):
What I said A teeny bit. Then if I see
someone checking them out, I'm like, do what?

Speaker 19 (01:58:17):
I like it?

Speaker 4 (01:58:17):
I'm like, if somebody's checking Brandon out, I'm like, yeah,
he's cute. I think he's cute too. I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:58:22):
I keep your hands to yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
Question how does a relationship work? How does a relationship work? Like?
What are the mechanics?

Speaker 6 (01:58:30):
Compromise?

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
Okay, compromise, that's a very good answer, Gandhi what I.

Speaker 4 (01:58:36):
Have no idea? So everybody says compromise is important, But
then people say that you should never settle. And I
don't really know what the difference between settling and compromising is,
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:58:45):
Her answer was, how does a relationship work? It goes
beyond love. A relationship requires commitment and clear, effective communication.
Throw in some honesty and humility, and now you have
a recipe for hopefully a successful relationship. There's so many
moving parts in our relationships. Yeah, you know, and you
may value some of those parts more than I value

(01:59:07):
those parts, and vice versa.

Speaker 4 (01:59:09):
I think it's really important to figure out early on
in a relationship how the two of you handle conflict,
because that's a huge issue. And if one person gets
you know, really been out of shape immediately and the
other person's really relax and easy going, I think that
in itself will cause more problems when there is a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:59:26):
And should there be conflict, well, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:59:28):
Well, I think there will be conflict. But even outside conflict,
you know, things that are happening outside of your relationship
that you have to handle together. It's interesting to see
how that stuff works out.

Speaker 3 (01:59:38):
How many of us know couples that say, oh no,
we never ever disagree or have an argument.

Speaker 4 (01:59:43):
That's insane?

Speaker 3 (01:59:45):
You know, it's not no, no, no, no, that's not true.
There are people who they just don't communicate.

Speaker 6 (01:59:51):
Though, But right I feel like it's a problem too,
because then that one fight that you do have is
it's going to be the biggest blow up of your world,
get it no?

Speaker 3 (02:00:01):
Coming back from that, Why does a relationship fail, Froggy.

Speaker 9 (02:00:09):
Because there's no trust or because you lie to each other?

Speaker 3 (02:00:13):
Well, I don't know. I'm sure there are many relationships
that are still thriving but they had an issue where
there were someone lying to someone or there was a mistrust.

Speaker 9 (02:00:20):
Yeah, but I mean I think if you if you
can't trust somebody and once you're done trusting them, are
you are you lie to that person? I always say,
if you shouldn't do something when you're out of sight,
if you just significant other that you wouldn't do within
their sight, If you're doing something that you know they
wouldn't want.

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
You to do and you still do it, there's a problem.
Relationship is pretty much done. Let me ask you guys
this though. What if you're living in a relationship where
there is you're neither one of you are doing something
that should be thought of as cheating or non trustworthy
or whatever. There's what about the rest of the foundation
of the relationship? And I find her answer kind of interesting.
Why does a relationship fail? Charonine Douglas says there are

(02:01:00):
number of reasons why, but typically it has something to
do with two people having different expectations for their relationship
and being unwilling to compromise.

Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
Yeah, you know what, I.

Speaker 3 (02:01:11):
Was always told that relationships are like driving down a
highway together sometimes you move into another lane, but you're
driving side by side, so you could be in the
same lane where you're exactly together on anything and everything
you're thinking about, you're expecting in life with each other.
But then sometimes you get into separate lanes and maybe
one of you drive a little faster and another little

(02:01:32):
slower about different keys, and sometimes someone will just like
crean off the side of the highway. You know, it's
like trying to stay in the same lane is tough.

Speaker 16 (02:01:42):
It is.

Speaker 4 (02:01:43):
I think communication, going back to that is the biggest
part of all of it. Because if you're just being
honest with each other and you're sharing, hey, this is
what makes me feel this way, how can we address it?
And you go forward with that all the time, you
should be able to handle a lot of things. If
you're being real with each other.

Speaker 3 (02:01:59):
Hey, scary A relationship doubts normal? That's the last question,
our relationship doubts normal?

Speaker 16 (02:02:04):
Go?

Speaker 3 (02:02:05):
I think so.

Speaker 11 (02:02:05):
I think every day you wake up and you're in
a different place and you maybe want to check yourself,
so you have to actually ask yourself that question.

Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
She's got everything in life, right, Oh, I think so,
that's all I'm doubting this conversation about doubt, she says,
totally normal. It's actually recommended that you discuss your doubts
with your partner before they become too overwhelming. Yeah, okay.
Interesting relationships are tricky. You know, you may be having

(02:02:36):
a great relationship and youven be thinking, well, you know what,
we have a great relationship because we don't even think
about it. Well, good for you, it just naturally happens, right, wow.

Speaker 4 (02:02:45):
Oh man. And the worst is my parents being right
about things. Like when I was little, they would always say,
you don't just get into a relationship with a person,
you get into a relationship with the family. And that
is the truest thing ever. So hopefully you know that's
working out for everyone because you're dating that whole family.

Speaker 3 (02:03:00):
There you are anyway, Google away, Hey, y know what's up?
This is in and Hey.

Speaker 16 (02:03:04):
This is Ava Max Justin Bieber here.

Speaker 3 (02:03:07):
Hi, this is Elton Jumps. This is Britney Spears, Elvis
ran in the Morning Show. All right, shows done, let's
get out of here until next time. Say peace out, everybody,
piece out, everybody