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February 17, 2025 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Put your hands together, and we're gonna start to party.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start the party. I'm ready to party.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis Terran after party.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Here we go. You guys ready for another podcast? Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
After party and after the party is to lobby.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
And after the lobby, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
R Kelly?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Such a shame? It's such a great song.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
That's the remix to Ignition, really fresh out the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I still say, I don't think we need to stop
enjoying things just because someone did something bad.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (00:40):
Is that paying money on anymore? Stop paying them money
is going to something else.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yes, it needs to go to the victims families or
the victims themselves, whomever is still around. But what did
I do?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Why can't I enjoy Ignition?

Speaker 6 (00:54):
It's just really sad.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Admittedly I don't never said this to anyone before, but
I'll tell you guys and everybody watching on unapologetically. That
was my favorite number one song of the two thousands.
YEA was the remix to Ignition R. Kelly, and it
still is. Yeah, but I just gotta be careful of
you know, Mama Roller. That body got every man in here.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
You wish it, that's right. It's such a great song.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
You hear it now bound Bounce Bounce, You guys don't
think like the first thing? Now you hear r Kelly
the the word association of no no.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I think that as a going out, pregame party song
that you're in the car wherever you are, or you're
pregaming in somebody's house.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Don't you guys associate that song?

Speaker 8 (01:38):
That was the last song my my buddies and I
would play before we went out for.

Speaker 9 (01:42):
The next And you know when it happened so long ago,
that whole new generation has no clue and they can
just enjoy it, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, if we really got down to every single
thing that everybody has done that we shouldn't consume. You
can't use your phone, you can't watch any sports, you
can't listen to music, like you can't do anything. And
I'm not saying I encourage it. Again, I don't think
they should make any money off of it. But what's
done is done. I agree with don't let them make
new music, but don't take the old one from me.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Someone's going to cover it somewhere and then, you know,
just kind of slide by and Hilly died.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Would we still be? Would we be able to play this.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
We could donate if if there was like an organization
that came in and donated the money to all the victims,
like Dandi said, that would be cool.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Because looking Michael Jackson like reallys spoke, there's fire. That
was a fucking wildfire blaze.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
No one stopped playing Michael Jackson. No one stopped playing.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Chris Brown every Halloween.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
There's a lot of stuff. I don't stopped playing Chris
You did, you did nobody else. People were just out
here paying eleven hundred dollars to meet him and stood
on his lap and take compromising as while their boyfriends
were right.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
That is nuts to me. Nuts to me.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
But people are to pay it, that's even crazier.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah whatever, But I mean our phones, Yeah, what goes
into making these? None of us should be carrying this.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What goes into making our clothes? Yeah, we're all hypocrites.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yes, we're all trash, just absolute trash consumers.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's great, thanks for the uplifting time.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
I mean, it's just the old you know, whatever you
don't know, it doesn't hurt you. I guess right.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's so true.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
So when he spits on your sandwich in the kitchen.
You don't know I walk through you get like e colon.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm blissfully ignorant walking through life.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
I really am.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
You are.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
But that's why look at this, That's why I have
a young glow to me. There's no anxiety.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
There's your stress, but what you are I'm fifty one.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
I certainly don't look it.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'll go act.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
It was the loudest silence.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Thirty one.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
I'm sure your insides think you're like eighty.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
If they were to do it in.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
They did that on the Kardashians where they paid for
some expensive test that did that. That's showed them how
how old the inside were scary ninety five.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
The last time I got a diamond glow facial, they
I looked like I was thirty five for thirty one.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Over here, I get diamond globe facials all the time.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
I don't feel like I look like a thirty guy.
I don't look at them thirty five. That's for damn John.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Do you look at your late thirty?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
I do not, But thank you for your kindness.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
That is not funny though, Like, does the inside of
you know what's going on on the outside right like
Scary's body right now and you're going through this quarter
one force fast.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's like, are we shipwrecked on an eyelids?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
What happened inside?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Going hoping?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It's it's January first. It's January first, guys.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
It's just like back in the day when you remember
that we fit so I when I probably started using
when I was like thirty, and I would get on
and be like you're forty six, and I'm like, god,
damn you you know, but you get right at that point.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I say that that is my favorite thing.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
When you go to like the boardwalk and it's the
guess your weight age whatever. I always do the guess
your age and if he's if he you know, guesses
under a certain amount, I'm like, I'm still good walk
away for I won't go ahead.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
You keep the prize. You know, one day it won't
be like that and I'm gonna be like, oh man,
but why.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Would you even try the weight though? I mean I know,
why would anybody for a time for.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
The weight because I feel like they always you have
to be with him five pounds?

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, I think, so you're not gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
What kind of training goes into that job.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
I don't think much, not a lot. I don't think
I know what you guys are talking about your age?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I think.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Jersey shore boardwalks.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, and then you get a prize if you stand
on something, do you start you?

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Does it take your picture.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Where you have that's a human? Yeah, you have to
tell them. They write it down, well for your age.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
They will write it down and then they'll go, what
what age are you?

Speaker 5 (05:57):
And then you tell them your age and then they'll
up around what they wrote.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
It's a carney.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, it's a carny okay.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
But and then you would a prize if they get
it wrong, like for instance, you would stand up there
and the guy would go thirty five. Then you'd be like, no,
you're wrong, and then you would get a teddy bear.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
I've never seen this. I never seen They definitely had
island back in the day.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
And if they were either a direction okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
I can't focus on anything scary saying he looks like
you're thirty five.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Not today. When I get a diamond facial, though, watch
out shout.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Out to doctor Blaine, who gives the best diamond goal facials.
But Diamond does it so it.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Kind of like it's the Kim Kardashian one. Yeah, it's yeah,
the one that she made famous. It's that one. And
and when you well, what do you feel when you
get it done?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I feel a tingle, tingles everything. It kind of it
feels like a little they need I get the needling done.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
You have what we call that?

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yes, no, but they do, like it's like little zaps
on your skin. I don't know how to explain it,
but it's.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Like you've electrocuted.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Like it's a laser.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
It's a laser.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
It's like a laser treatment. But it really takes and
there's no downtime for it. It's it's fabulous. When I
get one done, I don't need makeup. I can go
out without makeup that night. It's fab fantastic.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is this good for you? Like, yeah, no it is.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
It is actually really good.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I got people features sthetics.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
No, no, I don't know. Doctor. Doctor Bleene is where I'll.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Take She'll go if you if you want to go
to the east end of Long Island, we go to Huntington.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
He's got a guy.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I got my girl.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Is not the east End, Come on, it's out there.
It's it's it's a county. I don't want to hear
it island all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
There's tons of that stuff that they'll do for your
skin to you know, there's now the salmon's the sperms.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
And I haven't gotten that.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
They like to call the salmon.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
It's definitely yeah, like what salmon?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah? Do they have the salmon there?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
And I never did that one.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
But I supposedly it's amazing.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Hold on jizz, yes, they do.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Stop Google think the fertilized.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
I don't know they got penises.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
No, they spray the they spray the jizz, the salmon
sperm all over the eggs when they're.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
What do they spray it out of?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I guess I don't know. They have an I'll show
you on the doll later.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
What about you know the newer forms of botox. There's
one I got, the zeemon facial. I remember seamon zemon facial.
It's not an ex anyway, they shot zeman in my face.
It's it's organic.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
They use a fish.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
It works well, it really does.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Salmon for that, I'm not even kidding folks google that
and anyway, right, don't you know the zemon one?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
You've never.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Touch me because they say it's much more organic as
less chemicals, and it's it's.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
It's tox less toxins.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, So salmon and ejaculate by releasing a cloud of
sperm called milt through an opening near their anal fin.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Be confused with zemon.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Very different.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
If you like the zemon, I'm not the If you
like the salmon one, I can get that for you
do salmon?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
How would you like that job? What do you do
for a living? I jerk off of salmon stuff on
rich people's faces.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Apparently they have a hard life.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
There's another facial too that has the foreskin in it,
and I don't know what that one is called, but
I was told about that one.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I don't know what's the blood vampires.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
The vampire that's actually taking your own like platelets or something,
and then they like mix them and they put them
back in underpreciation. That's actually used for a lot of
different things. Now there's some stuff that even helps with
your feet and pain in your feet, and it's like
there's a lot of stuff they.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Can do nowadays. It's crazy what they can do. No,
that was my foot?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
You Jo left well because Froggy is not here talking
about the foreskin facial makes you a dickhead, but.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
To be honest, when someone told you how it is scary.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
I did think about someone just coming over and slapping
their penis on your own, and I was.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Like, that's that.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
I definitely have those.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
He gives you the tip. Okay, are we done? Yes?

Speaker 6 (10:01):
All right, good Nate.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Let's go get.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
The Alvista Ran after party.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
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