FULL SHOW: The Day We Have a Phase

Today, we dive into the weird phases we all went through, irrational fears that make no sense, and why Gandhi thinks Brandon is asking to get hit on. Plus, Skeery defends himself in Judge Crotch’s carpool court, listeners share their destination wedding drama, and there's a very unexpected grandma boob story.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're radio radio. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Anytime you're ready, it's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Wake m in Robodicus. Here we go, Elvis.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What on the radio?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Is it time for the answers? Meet? Sure? Well, so
you ask, how does one play? The answer is meat.
It's simple. The answer is me.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, I follow so far.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So no matter what happens, that's the answer. The answer
is meat. Meat.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay. Seems like it would be difficult to get this
game wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Seems like it seems like it all right, Uh well,
let's take a run. Let's see what happens here. Let's
go talk to Courtney. Hello, Courtney, welcome to The answer
is meat. How are you today?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hello lady, good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
All right, so ready for the answers? Meat?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I am all right?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
What is your father's name?

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Brian?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Damn it?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh sorry, The answer is meat.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Darn.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hold on, this happens every single time. Laarn Good morning.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
Zach yo yo, what's so?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
What's up? Zach? There?

Speaker 8 (01:39):
He is?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
There, he is, there's Zach. Okay. Ready, where are you
calling from?

Speaker 9 (01:44):
I'm calling from Binghamton, New York.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Perfect Now listen closely, finish this phrase, it's a wonderful
sandwich that we eat. Whomen go to Philadelphia. They make
it better than anyone else. Welcome to the answers, Meat.
Finish this phrase Philly cheese. No, it's Philly cheese. Barbara

(02:08):
streisand I wish we were I wish we were playing.
The answer is Barbara Stris. Okay, all right, Zach didn't
get it. It's just people are texting and they're mad.
I know, Hey, Michael, Welcome to the answer is meat.
You get this at I Hop and you pour syrup
over the top.

Speaker 10 (02:28):
What is it pancakes?

Speaker 11 (02:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Is this a joke being punked by every listener?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm asking a question. Answers Meat. Let's go talk to
a Christina. Hi. Christina, Hi, Hi. We have an extra
day in February because it's leap. Yeah, the answer is.

Speaker 12 (03:07):
Sleep.

Speaker 13 (03:08):
Meat.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Don't give away the answers. I mean we do already.
Who was that? Okay, hold on, let me go to
the next one. Welcome to the answer is meet Christine.

Speaker 14 (03:20):
Oh, hi Goring.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Hello Christine. You put your gloves on your hands, you
put your shoes on your No, Troggy, don't give away
the answer on the answer is meat. Damn man, We've
got rules here.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Frustrating.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hi Bob, Hello monkeys, holda of that. Hey, question in
the answer is meat. What country is directly north of
the United States?

Speaker 9 (03:54):
Oh, I know this, I want to see. The answer
is harrisp No.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
The answer is meet. Hold on though weird. It is weird.
The whole thing's weird. The whole thing is just making
me mad. People are yelling, people are texting, and oh
my god, these people are so stupid. We live in
a world of idiots. I can't believe this. I'm yelling
at the f N radio right now. I can't understand
what's going on.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
How they feel?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
All right? Okay, that was Bob. Dawn is next, Dawn. Hi,
Hey Dawn, Hi, where's Daniel? Says due Dawn, Well, welcome
to The answer is meat. How are you doing this morning?

Speaker 15 (04:38):
I'm fine?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
How are you fine? Okay? Here we go on. The
answer is meet. When you go to the theater, they
tell you please find your see. No, it's not set
the answer. People can't give it. Let's see how people

(05:01):
do with math. Maybe math will help. But Hi, David,
I'm just I'm having just the best day today. We're playing.
The answer is meet. How much is three times six?
Three times is eighteen? No? The answer the answer is meet.

Speaker 12 (05:27):
That would have been the first time I got a
math question.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Right, you just did? The answer is me? You knew
the answer? All right? One more? Because I can't. I can't.
I just can't. Hello, Jesse, Hi, Hell am you okay?
We think so welcome to The answer is meet.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Thank you?

Speaker 16 (05:49):
My heating so hard right now.

Speaker 14 (05:51):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I hope you get this. Which family my name? Which
family is featured on Keeping Up with the card Ashians.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
The Kardashian No, hold on, hold on, I know I
did not know.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
The answers meet. Really. I mean, we can go all day,
but we really shouldn't. I mean, this is terrifying, don't
I don't want to push another button, another button to
push if we had one, I don't know. Let's just
let's just call it a day, all right? Where's the music?
Thank you for playing? The answer is meat.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
No. I cannot believe it.

Speaker 12 (06:39):
I mean I can because it happened. Put its outrage.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm just going to pick up a line at random.
Here we go. Hello, who is this?

Speaker 17 (06:48):
This is Melissa Melissa.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
On Halloween, you scream it out loud, welcome to the
answer is meat By the way, on Halloween, you scream.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Out trick or meyrick, trick or meat day.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
The answer is the Answers Meet.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
He congratulations.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Great.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I don't think this is great at all. If anything,
this is proving were otherwise. All right, Well, thank you
for winning on the Answers Meet. What do you have
for Melissa? Anything good? Do not have anything?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
For all of that?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
You got to give away something good.

Speaker 18 (07:29):
Looking tight T shirt and a companion copy of Elvis
Durand where I begin the book.

Speaker 17 (07:35):
Okay, oh that's great.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
I listened to you.

Speaker 19 (07:39):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, thank you for me the only voice of reason today.

Speaker 19 (07:46):
But I could not listen to those people anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I know, I know. It's look, it's the Answers Meet.
Hold on one second, Melissa, she's lying eighteen Okay, thank you.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Hey, how many of you took the school bus to
school when you're a kid?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Me me, yeah, I did you?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Did you ride the crazy bus? I mean yeah I did.

Speaker 20 (08:16):
I literally I rode the short bus too, And I
always used to get crap from all my friends.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Uh, well, that doesn't mean it's a crazy bus.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's just no, it was crazy. The people in my
neighborhood are crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay, well you know, but I'm saying that the bus
has the most fun because I never had the luxury
of like being able to go to school in the bus.
I walked to school because it was always close by
our house. Yeah, frog, you rode the bus or you walk.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
I was part of the problem on the bus. I
remember one time my bus driver, I remember Terrence. He
was a nice dude, but we were terrible people. He
kicked us off the bus one time and made us
walk like three blocks home.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
You did that?

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Now he would get in trouble. But at one point
he's like, I've had enough you you and you off
the bus, walk your ass home.

Speaker 12 (08:56):
You remember the one time I did take the bus home.

Speaker 21 (08:58):
There was a massive and I got spit on and
stepped on and and we want to be oh please.
And the neighborhood I grew up in, Yep, it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Well say, okay, not being a kid who rode the bus.
Let me ask you, so if you're if you get
on the bus, let's just see. If you get on
the bus early, you're you're on it for a long
time until you get to school, so you see all
sorts of stuff going on.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Yeah, because you're usually the first stop, so you get
on first. Betweens you get off last because it goes backwards.
I was always one of the people. We were flipping
people off in the back of the bus and the.

Speaker 21 (09:28):
Cars, the mooning kids, the moony.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
We wrote notes and put them on the back window.
We did everything. We were terrible.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
So GANDHI like, what wild stuff happened on your bus? Oh?

Speaker 20 (09:39):
There was a food fight one time and I actually
ended up getting kicked off the bus because a piece
of salami flew.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
By the bus driver's face, so she pulled us. She
was so mad. She pulled over and she was like,
who the hell was throwing this stuff?

Speaker 20 (09:51):
And I was the only one that admitted it, so
she started screaming at me. Then my sister got involved
we both got kicked off the bus.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, I have a very very very special thing to
tell you. You may not know this, but one of your colleagues,
Scottie B has experienced driving a school bush. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
so how much I mean what was that like, I mean,
did you ever have a salami flying past you during
a food fight?

Speaker 22 (10:14):
I didn't because the kids were really little, but they
were loud, and it's very distracting. So I could totally
understand how bus drivers just lose it because when kids
are screaming and yelling, you're like, ah, you can't concentrate.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Right, Okay, So in other words, it's boring.

Speaker 22 (10:28):
But no, but when I yeah, when I was a
kid and I was in elementary school, the bus driver
used to let me sit underneath his legs in the
little compartment and I would flip the warning lights on
before the bus would stop.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
That would never happen. Yeah, but look at but look
at that. How old were you when you were You
were kind of at the control panel in the bus.
I was like six or seven. Well look at you now,
you're now doing the same thing on a radio show. Yeah,
it's like you're under my legs. You're under my legs,
flip in my switch. People are people are texting And

(11:00):
I got suspended from the bush. My bus ride freshman
year was an hour and a half. Oh. My grandmother
drove the bus. She actually almost left me and my
brother at the house. Yeah, you know what, I can't imagine.
I feel like I sort of lost out a really
great childhood by not being in that bus crowd.

Speaker 18 (11:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (11:19):
I used to get so excited when we'd have like
a field trip because I knew I would get to
ride the bus with my friends. Because I never really
rode the bus, so it was like, yeah, field trip day.
I was more excited about the bus ride than the
stupid trip itself.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Right.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I met my current boyfriend on the bus. Oh right, yeah,
when I was in sixth grade. He lived in the
back of the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
But and you guys were in the back of the
bus making out or fighting.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
No, no, no, we were fighting each other. He was
so mean. I'm sure I was mean too, But whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Growing up in a beautiful airy Pennsylvania, did you guys
have buses there? How'd you get to school?

Speaker 23 (11:51):
Well, we didn't have school buses per se, but they
had city buses, and if you lived far enough away
from school, you would get a pass that you could
take the city bus for free. So I took the
city bus, which as a student, there's you know, some
people that take the bus aren't the most savory of characters,
and I'm certain there's a probably a few on there
that probably weren't allowed near schools or playground.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
But I do remember one time that.

Speaker 23 (12:15):
Myself and my brother were sitting on the bus and
I'm in like sixth grade, and these two guys just
start wailing on each other in the bus. I mean,
these two grown men just you know, slugging it out.
The bus driver pulls over and these guys just beat
up each other. It's actually rather violent, and then they
stop at the bus driver just looks back and goes,
are you done?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
And then he just kept on driving. I'm like, wow,
so scary. Growing up in the city In New York City,
how did you get to school? For high school, we used.

Speaker 18 (12:45):
To take the regular city bus, but but for middle school,
I took a yellow a classic yellow bus. I went
to Mark Twain for the Gifted and Talented, which was
in Coney Island, which is about fifteen minutes from.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Where I lived.

Speaker 18 (12:56):
But now that i've school, they did it half asched
because we had a meeting place. They didn't want to
go be bothered with going up and down side streets
dropping kids off in front of their houses, so we
just had like all right, you guys walk three avenues
and four.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Streets, get out. Ten kids could could meet up right there.
But now I will tell you this not growing up
in New York City and you you did, and there
is there are a lot of things on my list
of reasons why I envy you, because I would love
to be born in the city. But I would have
been the kid that would hop on a bus or
a train and get into the city at like twelve

(13:29):
years old. I would because a lot of a lot
of my friends in New York City said they did
that when they were kids. They would sneak into the city.
They'd been walking around Broadway Radio City like just in
the village, as like the young kids, you know walking
around the city. You know, I don't know if I'd
let my twelve year old walk around New York City today.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, So I mean scary.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Did you ever sneak into the into Manhattan when you
were a kid? Oh? Like I did not tell your parents?
Your parents did they tell you to stay out of
the city and you went in anyway? True story. I
was fourteen years old.

Speaker 18 (14:02):
We took the train to the famous Tower Records in
Greenwich Village.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
My friend, oh, Yeah.

Speaker 18 (14:06):
We go there on a Shaturday and we would always
go to those one or two blocks and on Broadway
or wherever that was downtown.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yea, we'd go into the record stores. Yeah. Oh god,
see I would have loved that.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
See.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Living in North Texas, we'd steal mom and Dad's car
and drive thirty minutes to get into Dallas. We go
into the we go into the city. We thought we
were so cool.

Speaker 24 (14:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
It's like, Nah, New York City, that would have been great.
What do you have, Dallas? Speaking of Dallas, we have
Dallas online four an entire city has called us.

Speaker 25 (14:37):
Oh my god, I cannot believe I got through. I
listen to you guys every single day. I'm so excited
to talk to you guys. I love you guys so
much as we.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Are excited to talk to you. So, Dallas, where'd you
grow up?

Speaker 25 (14:48):
I grew up in Edison, New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay, So did you take the bus to school?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
I did so.

Speaker 25 (14:53):
My story is I was in eighth grade and it
was Halloween, and our bus driver decided it would be
a good idea to give us a little bit Halloween candy.
She was so nice in retrospect. By the way, but.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Anyway, she decided it was a good idea.

Speaker 25 (15:05):
To give us Halloween candy, and naturally we were all
in middle school, so we started throwing it at each
other and some kid in the front, some sixth grader,
hit me in the head with a jolly rancher. Normally
I don't retaliate, and normally I don't have really good aim,
But on this particular day, I had really, really good aim.
I picked up a blow pop and hit this kid
right in the eye with it, and he got a

(15:26):
black eye, and I was suspended from the bus for
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I don't I love how your artillery was blow pops,
And yeah, it was the only.

Speaker 25 (15:37):
Thing readily available. And I was like, all right, wow.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Here we have a lot of text messages coming through Dallas.
Here's one person. I rode the bus in college and
witnessed a guy flicking his boogers and other people on
the bus. I hit my first kiss on the Amish
school bus. That drove my mom. Let's see, uh people,
we were smoking a bowl of pot in the back
of the bus and I caught my hair on fire.
Oh my good gosh, love this all right? Look, Dallas,

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Speaker 6 (16:46):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
On Ellis Duran in the Morning Show, So irrational fears go.

Speaker 20 (17:01):
Personally. Hairless cats. They freak me out so badly. I
have a friend who has a hairless cat and she
posts it in her story and I'm never ready for
that cat. And when I see it, I scream and
it ruins my Instagram experience.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Oh poor thing. You know, hairless cats are they're cats,
they just have no hair, hence the name hairless cats. Yeah,
I mean so I love I'm a cat lover love cats.
And a friend of mine had a hairless cat and
this is just it was the sweetest little cat, but
I will tell you we'd get really stoned and just
we were convinced this cat was an alien. It was
from another planet. Yeah, because if you look at a
hairless cat, they look like all the little almond shaped eyes.

(17:36):
You're done, You're done.

Speaker 12 (17:38):
He's gonna wrinkly too. They got like that wrinkley skid.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I know there's but they're cats. They're great. But okay,
I'm not going to take that away from you. Okay,
thanks to my My fear is snakes. I just have
a even if it's a little garden snake and we
know it's totally harmless, it's the way they move and
they they I can't, I just can't.

Speaker 21 (17:56):
That was my dad's too, and I said, did something
happen to you as a kid, and you alway said no.
I was walking with my brother and we saw a
snake but it didn't do anything to us, but I
still scared of him.

Speaker 20 (18:07):
My boyfriend is the same way, because you know, I
like strange pets, so of course I'm trying to get
a snake, and he said, I think that's where I
draw my line. I can't do that, So of course
I'm like, oh, so you hate a snake more than
you love me?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
And he was like, yeah, my god, I have of
people like you that say things like that.

Speaker 12 (18:24):
I know, you know, my fears are not irrational.

Speaker 21 (18:27):
Clowns and mayonnaise, totally totally irrational.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Wow, clowns and mayonnaise.

Speaker 21 (18:35):
I remember that time that you had somebody come in,
a clown come in with gallons of mayonnaise around their waist. Yeah,
that was your birthday present to me.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So Mayo the clown, I know. But the thing is
that you're not afraid of Mayo? Are you want to
near me?

Speaker 12 (18:51):
I won't even let it in the house. It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
My mother had this fear of balloons, and if you
ever put your hand on a balloon that was blown
up in and just make it go, she would, she would,
she would. She was afraid of it.

Speaker 21 (19:03):
Yeah, the popping. Probably people get nervous about the popping too.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, what about you, Nate, corrational fears.

Speaker 23 (19:09):
I had to look it up because I didn't know
the name for it, and I think it's called megalophobia,
and I have this fear of large objects flying or
hovering or floating over me because when I was a kid,
I was in the backyard and the Goodyear blimp flew
over us in the backyard and I remember just flattening
myself against the ground crying. And then I also had

(19:32):
that UFO incident, but that's not really related to this.
But to this day, like I don't like planes flying
over me like a low height. Is that irrational?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Not at all? I don't hear in New York after
seeing what we all saw on nine to eleven, two
thousand and one, the thought of a plane flying anywhere
near you is it's you look at them as something
very dangerous right now, scary has no irrational fears, No
I do.

Speaker 18 (19:58):
I used to have a ra fear of bridges when
I was a kid, right going over the Marizanto Bridge
was which at the time connects well connects Brooklyn and
Staten Island. At the time was like the longest suspension bridge.
It's like over two and a half miles I was.
I would freak out. But as I got older, and
you know, especially when I became a driver, I got
over that fear.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
As soon as you became a part of the bridge
crowd that had to head into the city. Yeah, exactly. Well,
you know what, also mine escalators because they are they
look like teeth and they're like, come, I'm going to
eat you.

Speaker 11 (20:28):
Well.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, especially those old wooden escalators at the original Macy's
and Harold Square, New York. They're still there. They eat
people on them.

Speaker 21 (20:38):
They seem like they're gonna break down every five minutes.

Speaker 12 (20:41):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
God, the people are texting in I'm afraid of bird
poot bird pooping on me, being trampled by a bowl.
Here's someone who's an rational fear of mascots, but also
the same person has a fear of silverware touching.

Speaker 12 (20:59):
Oh really interesting.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I'm definitely afraid of needles. I'm with you there. I
get afraid of petrified of frogs.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Bats, Yeah, I get that a little.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
There's always heights. Alex is deathly afraid of heights. Jamie
Online twenty four, Hello Jamie, Hello there, Hello lady. What
are you so afraid of? You're afraid of one thing
and your friends make fun of you for it for
some reason? Why is that? What is it?

Speaker 14 (21:27):
I am petrified of frogs? Really to the point where
I had gotten chased by one when I was pregnant
with my daughter, and less than six hours later it
was a girl. I went into the labor because I
got chased by a frog.

Speaker 21 (21:43):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Wow, Yeah, So now you think every time a frog
chases you have baby's gonna fall out.

Speaker 14 (21:50):
Let me tell you I've had enough of us.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah with you all right, thank you for listening to us. Jamie,
You and your you and your child, have a beautiful day. Okay. Scary'
is afraid of mannic I remember you told me that
years ago.

Speaker 18 (22:01):
Yeah, department store mannequins crazy, especially when they don't have eyes.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
You know, they will actually none of them have eyes.
They were just like that. That I hate when they've
had real human eyes in a medicans that would make
them scary people in fear of Santa Claus automatic gates
falling on their car umbrellas. Here's someone who's terrified of cherries,
the Easter bunny porcelain dolls.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, that one's legit.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, Megan is online twenty Let's see what she's afraid of. Hey, Megan,
what are you really afraid of?

Speaker 17 (22:37):
I think I am terrified of blender blender.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Did you have a blender incident as a child.

Speaker 24 (22:44):
No, I have no idea where this came from.

Speaker 25 (22:47):
But I always like envision the blade coming out like
while it's on and slicing.

Speaker 17 (22:51):
Me in the throat.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
I can't.

Speaker 25 (22:53):
I don't own one.

Speaker 27 (22:55):
I don't own one.

Speaker 12 (22:56):
I can't be near one.

Speaker 28 (22:58):
I don't know how it happened.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Now do you enjoy like drinking things that are made
from blenders? Do you ever take advantage?

Speaker 17 (23:08):
Yeah, but I'll make it with an immersion blender, right, gotcha,
like one of those?

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
It's okay. Look, you know this is a this is
a h whatever free zone. Judgment free yeah, judgment free zone.
Well not really, but we do it in our heads listening.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
You can judge me.

Speaker 28 (23:31):
It's okay, I'm not judging you.

Speaker 23 (23:34):
Have a good day, Okay, thank you?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, Kandi.

Speaker 20 (23:38):
I have a friend that we all know who is
deathly afraid of dragons, like dragons are not even real,
but she's petrified of them. So we did Chinese New
Year last year that we were able to do it,
and she was freaking out the entire time from all
the little dragons coming by. She was literally crying. I'm like,
why are we here? This is the weirdest thing I've
ever experienced it. Wow, she goes to Hibachi restaurant. I

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guess there's one where they come out with a dancing
dragon and she can't do it.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
She'll cry.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Chinese New Year in Chinatown.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah that's why. Yeah, I said it was.

Speaker 12 (24:09):
Terrible with her, That's what.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, that's what you said. People are afraid of short people,
Ferris wheels, scared of grates on sidewalks and cities. I'm
afraid of those. I'm afraid they're gonna people do fall
in those. I'm afraid of roller coaster heights. People are
afraid of God. Just shower tub. Yeah, false teeth. Did

(24:34):
you guys ever see my false My fake eyeball collection
in Santa fe freaky as hell. Back in the old days, doctors,
eye doctors would sell these fake plastic eyeballs to put
in your eye if you lost an eyeball. But they
were like, really crude. It's from years and years and
years ago. I'm sure they've perfected that since then. But

(24:55):
they had like a showcase of them, and it's like
a hundred different colored eyeball eyeballs, and I found this
and I bought it and I have it on display
in my house.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
You need to tell them they're real that you collected
them from all the people.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, from guests that stayed too long. Anyway, try to
face your irrational fears. I'm going to try to play
with a snake. Wish me luck, good luck.

Speaker 12 (25:19):
I'm not eating mayo. I don't care.

Speaker 29 (25:20):
I want to see what we actually look like olack
o fairy princess that resides over the pits of Hell.
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I do believe we have a problem amongst our ranks
involving gandhi. Oh, first of all, you and your incredibly,
incredibly handsome boyfriend Brandon. You guys went to Antiga.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
We did it. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 20 (26:01):
It was incredible, just when you think the water can't
get more beautiful from one island to the next. I
have never seen water like that. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
But there was this one tour guide that was driving
you around and what did he do to you?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I think he punked us.

Speaker 20 (26:13):
Okay, so we're driving around and he says, I want
you guys to try all of the local fair and
you know me, I'm like, yes, give it to me.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I will try anything new.

Speaker 20 (26:21):
So he picks a little seed off of a tree
and he picked a flower and he said, this is
what we call the tree of life. This thing has
so many cancer curing agents, like it has all of
these health benefits, and it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
We drink it all the time and tea. We just
eat the seeds raw. Try it. I tried it, and
I thought I was going to die.

Speaker 20 (26:41):
I actually experienced what I believe is a panic attack
for the first time because I immediately got sweaty.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
I didn't know what I was going to do.

Speaker 20 (26:49):
I felt like I was going to vomit everywhere in
the back of this person's car, and I didn't want
to offend him because I was like, if this is
something that all of these people love so much and
they eat it, and it's just amazing, how rude of
me to throw up when they've offered it to me.
But I was gonna puke. And my boyfriend saw it
and he was kind of going through the same thing.
He leaned over, cups his hands together and said, just
do it. Just throw up in my hands and I

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will toss it out the window, love.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
And I did, and he threw it out the window.
I was like, oh, you're so gross. I love you
so much.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
We're disgusting. Oh, just do it and I'll throw it out.
So you threw up your boyfriend's hands as he tossed it.
What did he do with the residual?

Speaker 20 (27:35):
I mean no, he had some napkins, so he tossed
it out the window. Then he poured a little bit
of water onto his hands and used napkins. And I
had hand sanitizer, of course. But I was like, oh
my gosh, I don't think I've loved you more in
my life than I do it this minute.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
It's so gross.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh well, well, the fact that your boyfriend Brandon actually
cuffed his hands for you to have a way to
throw up really talks about how much he loves you,
which makes me a little surprised about what you did
to him in the swimming pool. It's now time for it,
all right, all right now? While and then Tiga, they

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were staying at this great hotel and they went into
this great pool. A lot of other travelers were there
with you. Go ahead, and tell everyone what happened and
let's get to the bottom of this, all right.

Speaker 20 (28:22):
So we're standing there just having to chat. Everyone's getting
a little bit tipsy, and this woman, who was pretty attractive,
swims over and says, hey, is it awkward? Can I
just talk to you for a couple seconds? And she
was talking to Brandon, So she starts speaking to him
and she's talking about his tattoos. Now, Brandon is tattooed
from the neck down. He is covered in tattoos, so

(28:43):
that happens. But then she's standing there and she's clearly
interested in him, so she's kind of touching him and
pointing at different tattoos right in front of you, right
in front of me. So I just floated away. I
was like, all right, enjoy this. My sister and her
fiance are right next to us. I'll go over there.
So he's sitting there shooting me death like daggers, just

(29:04):
death stairs.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
What are you doing?

Speaker 20 (29:05):
And I thought, I'm being polite. I'm not gonna be
that crazy girl that lurks and makes it uncomfortable when
some girl's hitting on you.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Maybe this feels good to you, maybe you enjoy it.

Speaker 20 (29:14):
Then the woman's husband screams at her, Are you effing
kidding me?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
What the ever you doing?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Wa oh yeah? She starts.

Speaker 20 (29:25):
And I look over and I'm kind of giggling, and
Brandon was like, you think this is funny? That was
so messed up of you? How could you just leave
me with this woman? That's so rude. I would never
do that to you.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
That's horrible. I thought I was being nice, He says,
I was being terrible.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
What would you do, Froggy? Was it Gandhy that had
the problem or Brandon that had the problem? Is it
you a jit? Then?

Speaker 7 (29:45):
In this case, I hate to break what we call
the bro code, but I think Brandon's the one with
the problem. Really yeah, I mean she just moved, you
know what. She's like. I don't want to start anything.
I don't want to I don't want to cause a problem.
I'm just going to go over here and this can happen,
and when he wants to get out of the conversation,
he can get out of the conversation. I got I
gotta go with Gandhi on this time. I'm sorry, thank you.

(30:06):
Woh by the way, controlling, yes, controlling bitch girlfriend? What
are you doing talking to my man like that, nothing
good comes out.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah. I mean this woman didn't even acknowledge my existence.

Speaker 20 (30:17):
So what am I gonna do? Just stand there and
be like, oh, I see you're touching my boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
He's a big boy. He can get away from it
if you want to, right, What about you?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Scary? Just like Froggy said, I do believe that.

Speaker 18 (30:28):
You know, you have a lot of pride in your relationship,
You have a lot of security, you have high self esteem.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
The both of you as a couple are really strong.
You swimming away and just letting it happen, that's on Brandon,
it's him. Nay, I'm just saying it, all right. What
about you, Danielle?

Speaker 12 (30:47):
I'm sorry. I think it's totally Gandhi.

Speaker 21 (30:51):
All right, bleep, you bitch, get the hell away from
my guy.

Speaker 12 (30:55):
I would never have swam away.

Speaker 21 (30:57):
I would have stood there the whole time, first of all,
trying to make an excuse in my head to get
him away from her, and making sure her hands didn't go,
and certain places where I'd have to cut them off
because she was.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Actually she was touching his tattoo.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yes, was his chest. She was touching his arms.

Speaker 12 (31:13):
Yeah, don't be touching nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
You have two Strandon side one on Gandhi side.

Speaker 27 (31:18):
What about you?

Speaker 23 (31:18):
Straighten mate, Okay, I'm sorry, Gandhi, it's you, Okay. I
say this because as you as an attractive man myself,
Oh my god, I have had this happen and it
causes problems and I'm not I'm not asking for the attention.
It just happens, right, So please just save me. I

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don't want this to happen. I'm not encouraging this to happen.
It happened to me on my vacation. I didn't want
it to happen. It happens.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Just save me. You still have saved him.

Speaker 20 (31:50):
Your girlfriend's like, get away from him, don't touch my man.
You're not gonna be like yo, what is that wrong?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You could just be like, hey, honey, let's go grab
a drink over here. That's all you needed to do.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
That's good. You're right.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
What about you? Producer Sam?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
So, I think Gonda you're the problem.

Speaker 12 (32:02):
I do.

Speaker 20 (32:03):
And it's not because it's a jealous girlfriend's thing.

Speaker 12 (32:06):
It's because you know him so well. You know he
doesn't like it at you.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Correct help him out. Yeah, I mean all right.

Speaker 20 (32:14):
I think it was me, then, I guess, because I
do know that he gets uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Wait, I haven't given my mind. Yes, Oh okay, gandhi,
this is the guy who held his hands out for
you to You know what if it was turned the
other way. If there was a guy that came up
to you and started touching your tattoos and talking about
them and Brandon walked away?

Speaker 20 (32:38):
Hmmm yeah, okay, so word for word, that is what
he said. He said, Really, what if the situation was reversed?
Do you think I would just leave you with some
guy touching you?

Speaker 8 (32:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I wouldn't, And it's not okay to do that to
me because I'm a guy. You stay here, right damn.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
And you know what, I know another thing that's kind
of interesting, even though we're having fun. By the way, uh,
it's you hit that thing you. I just wanted to
hear that. That's the only thing I like about this bit.
I find it interesting that the lady's husband was like,
what the are you doing? Got the f over here?
Is if they may have been having a fight already

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and she was doing this just to make him jealous
and pissed off. I don't know, just a thought.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Very possible yeah.

Speaker 20 (33:19):
Maybe I don't know what was going on, but that
guy was not having it were I started laughing so
hard my sister and I were dying. She said, Oh,
I guess it is a problem.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Hey, So my question is this, and this makes me think, what,
oh how much jealousy do we want our partners to have.
I mean, look, you know it's I think it's very
very cool that you said, you know what, I trust you.
I don't have to keep an eye on you. I'm
just gonna leave you alone whatever. I get that, But
isn't it nice to have someone go a little nutty
over you sometimes? Ago I'm not gonna leave you alone

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with them. I don't be right here next to you.

Speaker 20 (33:52):
Yeah, I've realized. I think that's what you're supposed to do.
I don't like any jealousy at all. I like everybody
to just be cool and calm and collected and confident.
And I was kind of encouraged. I was like, oh,
this hot chick is flirting with my boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Maybe he likes it. He did not appreciate it at all.

Speaker 20 (34:07):
So I guess maybe just to make people feel good,
sometimes you have to be like, hey, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Get away?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
From mine, And it's so easy to say. What if
I was him, I would have done this. If I
had been in Brandon's place, I probably would have said, hey, you,
where are you going? Come back here? I would have
called you back right. He's a big boy. He'll figure
his way out of the situation. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 21 (34:25):
He might have been uncomfortable, you know you want to yeah, oh,
I wouldn't let him leave.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Wouldn't let him. I met Kaylee on twenty four. Let's
go see what Kaylee says.

Speaker 24 (34:34):
Hey, Kaylee, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Well, good morning. And by the way, let's not let
a straight in ight's line as an attractive man myself
slip by, so just stay in fact.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Oh no, I cringe.

Speaker 30 (34:47):
I'm sorry, date, but I cringed.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, we all cringed a little, and we all threw
up in our mouths a little. Yeah, Kayley, what are
you thinking? Kayley?

Speaker 30 (34:57):
So I am a firm believer and taking care of
your own business. And I think Gandhi is you know,
she's comfortable in the relationship. Brandon's a big boy. He
can put that boundary on himself, you know, if he's
uncomfortable with someone, uh touching him or like impeding his

(35:18):
personal space bubble. He needs to be the one to
set that boundary. Oh, completely completely understand where Gandhi's coming from.
Where do you just like, you know what I'm I'm
I'm comfortable. Whatever I'm gonna I'll keep an eye, but
I'm not gonna be weird about it.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, so you think so he thinks if she If
you you think if Gandi had just stayed there, that
would have been weird about it.

Speaker 31 (35:45):
Not necessarily.

Speaker 30 (35:46):
I mean if she stayed, that's one thing, and Brandon
could have definitely worked in like oh yeah, this is
my girlfriend or something like that. But either way, I
think Ghani handled the situation and it's in an appropriate manner.
And if Brandon was uncomfortable, like he's a big boy,
he doesn't need he doesn't need a Knight in Shining

(36:07):
Armor to come save him.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
No, I agree with that. Yeah, I don't know, but
sometimes I wonder, Kaylee, just hear me out now. And
I don't think this is the case between Brandon and Gandhi,
But I wonder if some people would have left, like
someone would have left Brandon there just to test him
and see how he could do.

Speaker 30 (36:23):
I can see that too, that happens.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
To let the games begin, all right, Kaylee, thank you
for listening to us. Go have a great day.

Speaker 30 (36:30):
Okay, thank you you too.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
All right, thank you? All right, there you go. Alicia
online twenty is just all all pissed off.

Speaker 19 (36:40):
Oh my gosh, what's up?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Alicia? Oops? Start over sover, what's up? What's going on?
I said, okay, okay, well we can't. What did she
say offline? She said she's gonna be throwing hands Elvis.

Speaker 13 (37:00):
I said, that's what I said.

Speaker 20 (37:05):
If I had stayed there, I felt like I had
to pee in the pool because I would be marking
my territory.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Like it was just so weird.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
You should have brand.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
But he's the thing.

Speaker 21 (37:15):
It's not even I don't think that it's being like
like you said, oh insecure.

Speaker 13 (37:20):
That bitch had no right putting her hands on Brandon
and she should know. And look, if I say something now,
she won't go put her hands on somebody else's boyfriend
in the future.

Speaker 12 (37:32):
So learn to keep your hands to yourself.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah, but you're not keeping your hands to yourself if
you start throwing.

Speaker 23 (37:38):
She's starting, she's her hands first.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Hold on, I have Alicia back. Sorry, Lisia, we had
a bad connection. Now what else is on your mind? Alicia?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I totally agree with Danielle.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (37:52):
No one is touching my husband like that.

Speaker 15 (37:54):
Nope, nope, nope no.

Speaker 25 (37:56):
And he's so submissive.

Speaker 31 (37:58):
He would just he would just sit there and be.

Speaker 25 (38:00):
Awkward about it and not know how to say, like, Okay,
you're in my personal space.

Speaker 14 (38:05):
So that's where I come in, right.

Speaker 12 (38:07):
All right, sometime.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, all right, yeah, Ala, Alicia, thank you very much
for falling on the side of Santa. We appreciate.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
I like that, that's.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
The same you. All right, Well that was it.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
That was it's you.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
It's them, dude.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
I wasn't even there, and I want to slap her.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
By the ways. You can tell with the music playing,
it's time to end this. We've really drained this for
all its worth. But thank you for bringing us the story.
And my favorite story of the day is your incredible,
incredible boyfriend cupping his hands for you to vomit into.
I love that.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Romance is not dead, people, it's not.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
No, it's not.

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Speaker 1 (39:27):
We have a listener on the line. Good morning listener,
good morning, good morning? Is okay if we say your name?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah, absolutely, good.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Morning, Kristen. Okay. I already know why she's calling and
what she's asking everything, and I already have my answer
for you, but I'm going to leave it. Leave it
be until everyone else can hear your story. So you
are so excited you're getting married right, yeah, next summer
and it should be the most happiest time of your
life getting married. So how did you guys decide to

(39:58):
get married? What's the ceremony going to be like?

Speaker 11 (40:01):
So we actually divide it on a cruise ship wedding.
My fiance has already been married before. The idea of
doing a full traditional wedding and being in front of
all those people and doing that stresses me out so much.
So we were actually just going to do a courthouse
wedding and just kind of get it over and be
done with. But then we heard that you can do
weddings on cruise ships and it was kind of perfect

(40:22):
for us because everything's all pre planned. We picked a date,
picked a ship, we just kind of show up and
whoever wants to come can join us. So we're pretty
excited about the idea of that.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
And that's what it is, cruise ships, you know it is.
If you can make it, we'd love to have you anyway.
So but there is a fly in the ointment as
they sell, and what is that?

Speaker 11 (40:42):
That would be my sister in law. Okay, so yeah
we have we've butted heads the time or two in
the past, but we worked through it and we try
to be as civil with each other as possible. But
she's already starting to make comments about how expensive it
is and she's going to have to start fundraising and
selling feat pictures and doing this and that to be

(41:04):
able to afford it.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
She's gonna self self feet pictures.

Speaker 28 (41:08):
I love.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, she has a plan.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
She must really want to be there, so she's already
given you grief. Oh my god, She's going to cost
me a lot of money to go on the cruise
ship blah blah blah. So how is it as of today? Like,
what's the latest conversation you had?

Speaker 11 (41:21):
So we haven't even had a conversation. I have a
Facebook group put together with all the information in one
central locations going on, and what they need to do
is leaving comments stuff she has expressly about it.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Right, She's leaving comments on the Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Okay, well, I mean maybe there should be a direct conversation.
What's that, Danielle?

Speaker 12 (41:39):
I mean, do we want to give our opinions yet?

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Absolutely? Well.

Speaker 21 (41:42):
I feel like it's your wedding and you need to
do your wedding the way you want to do it.
And unfortunately not everyone's going to agree. And if she
can't afford to be there, then you just have to
understand and you have to be understanding about it and
she has to just not comm and that's it.

Speaker 12 (41:58):
I mean, I think, you.

Speaker 20 (41:58):
Know, yeah, I think the mistake came by telling people
you were getting married. Should have been a secret you.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Did.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
No, that is not real that is not real life advice.

Speaker 20 (42:10):
No, because of course people are gonna people always complain
about destination weddings or having to spend a ton of
money on weddings.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
They just do.

Speaker 20 (42:17):
And if you want something private for yourself, you should
definitely do what you want. Just don't tell them come
back and throw a tiny party.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Hey, so you haven't had a direct conversation. I think
you should first of all.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
And yeah, no, yeah, that's the plan.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
I just needed to complain about it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
So I don't I get that. But here's the thing.
I so agree with Danielle, not as much Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
I said, you should do what you wants, don't you want?

Speaker 11 (42:41):
It is your wedding, and you know, and so for
the wedding we plant ceremony import Oh so they.

Speaker 12 (42:48):
Can go to the ceremony before the cruise ship takes off.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yes, and so they can get off. That's good, I know,
But it's your wedding. This phone line is not doing well.
Here's the thing. It is your wedding. You should do
what you want. But there's an other things. Consider she
is your sister in law and you're stuck with each other.
So there needs to be there needs to be a conversation.
You need to connect with her because, let let's face it,
you want to get along. You don't want to cause

(43:12):
or you don't want them to think you're trying to
cause problem.

Speaker 21 (43:15):
Maybe she thinks she's being funny and she doesn't realize
she's really hurting your feelings.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
That's probably what it is, which means it's not what
it is.

Speaker 14 (43:27):
It's not nearly as funny as she thinks she is.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Well, look, let me ask you this, and you can
be candid with us. Is there a chance that you
knew she wouldn't be able to go, so that's why
you did it this way?

Speaker 21 (43:40):
I mean, okay, now I'm changing my mind about what
I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (43:47):
Lady, you plan to have.

Speaker 11 (43:51):
The ceremony inport, so she's come to the ceremony but
not have to come on the cruise with us.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
There's no problem there.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Look, I get that. I get that. You know and
you want not only at the wedding, but you want
the people surrounding you post wedding and out at sea
to be people that you like and get along with.
But always keep in mind in the back of your head,
you guys are stuck with each other forever, unless there's
a divorce down the road. You know what I'm saying,
You guys, You guys, You guys are your sisters in

(44:19):
law until the end of whatever. So keep that in
mind and you know, be a little gentle. But at
the end of the day, it is your wedding. It
is your day and your trip. So best of luck.

Speaker 11 (44:31):
Wow, yeah, I know, thank you very much. I appreciate
your guys. Wise with someone and put on this well, well.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Thank you, and you know what, congratulations Christy. At the
end of the day, you're kicking off a marriage and
you want it to be right and uh, but you
know what, sometimes you know, you know, you can always
throw her overboard. No kidding, don't do that. Thank you,
Kristin and all the best to you. And again, congratulations,
thank you, Thank you guys.

Speaker 11 (44:58):
I love listening to you so much.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Take care. Yeah, that's a tough one. What was that name.

Speaker 23 (45:03):
Well, we had a situation with somebody that was going
to come to our family member that was going to
come to our wedding that we didn't want there. So
we found a way to start a fight that made
them decide to not come in.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
The first Wow.

Speaker 12 (45:16):
Mature.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
By the way, I can't even go to detail, but
your family has a lot of dry what's that scary?

Speaker 18 (45:21):
I always get suspicious when people do destination weddings. I'm like,
they just want like twenty people there.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
It doesn't matter. It's what they want.

Speaker 12 (45:28):
Yeah, it's their their decisions.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Scary, it's what they want, which is great. Maybe they
do a dinner when they get back for the people
who couldn't make it.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Don't tell anyone, no.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
You gotta they're gonna find Outandi, can you live in
the real world?

Speaker 6 (45:39):
For you?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
You drink way too much coffee.

Speaker 20 (45:41):
I think plenty of people get married in secret all
the time, and then they come home and they're like, hey,
I got married, Let's have a party.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
That is a way to do it. Yeah, that is
a way to do it.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
Boid the drama.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
I like, that's the real world.

Speaker 21 (45:50):
My favorite is when you go to like the Bahamas
or whatever and it's just the bride and groom and
you can tell that the whole bridal party is like rented,
like everybody's from the Islands.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
People you meet at the bar, come, why not? What
do you guys do here? We're here to get married
tomorrow morning. We'll see you there at ten o'clock. You
want to be my best man? Come on, a man?

Speaker 7 (46:09):
A man.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
They wake me up the Morning show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 29 (46:27):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
All right, let's get into it. Your phone tap. Who's
doing it today?

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Me?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Oh, Danielle's miss Monsclomni.

Speaker 21 (46:38):
No, it's not okay, so sorry to disappoint you.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
It's just the usual, Danielle. Yeah, all right, let's see
what you got.

Speaker 12 (46:45):
All right.

Speaker 21 (46:45):
So Bonnie and Scott they have a twelve year old
a son whose name is Tyler. Tyler and dad are
super close, and Bonnie is always saying, Scott, you're so immature.
You gotta be a little bit more mature. So we're
calling to be funny. We're calling her to mess with
her as a from the Sun's school.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Right here Daniel's photo.

Speaker 12 (47:05):
Hello, yeah, hi, this is missus b. If you don't know,
uh huh hi, I think I'm going to be sending
Tyler home early today.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
What happened?

Speaker 21 (47:14):
He's wearing a shirt that is definitely inappropriate for school.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
What do you mean?

Speaker 12 (47:19):
He's wearing a T shirt that says free face Rides.

Speaker 19 (47:23):
Okay, what does that mean?

Speaker 12 (47:25):
Seriously, you don't know what that means?

Speaker 19 (47:28):
No, I don't know what that means. They're like a band.

Speaker 12 (47:31):
A band. No, there's no band that I know called
Free Face Rides.

Speaker 19 (47:35):
I don't get it.

Speaker 12 (47:37):
I don't understand going for a ride.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (47:41):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 21 (47:43):
Know why anybody would send their kid to school wearing
a shirt that says this.

Speaker 19 (47:47):
I mean I didn't send he dresses himself.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
He's twelve.

Speaker 19 (47:50):
I mean I didn't dress him in that shirt today.
I had no idea what it means. Is there like
another T shirt that you can just like let him
borrow for the rest of the day and.

Speaker 21 (47:57):
Let it make him because he has to go home
and know that he's made a mistake coming out.

Speaker 12 (48:00):
I'm not even going to let him come back for
the rest of the day. He's got to come back tomorrow.

Speaker 19 (48:03):
He probably doesn't even know what it means. I mean,
come on, what it meant.

Speaker 21 (48:07):
He's twelve years old. He knows what it means. He's
not stupid.

Speaker 12 (48:11):
I'm sending him home, Okay, all right, Please do not
let him wear shirts like that again. And if I
was you, I would throw it in the garbage.

Speaker 19 (48:17):
Oh clearly I won't, because then you'll just send him
home from school and then I have an education.

Speaker 21 (48:20):
Okay, really you should pay more attention to what goes
on in your house because maybe there's other things.

Speaker 19 (48:25):
You're you're really over stepping a line right now. I
know you're you're stepping alive stepping a line.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
You know what?

Speaker 19 (48:30):
You need to hang out because it sounds like I'm
going to need to go and talk to the principal.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Don't you worry.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
I'm going to hang up goodbye. Sounds like she needs
a free face ride.

Speaker 19 (48:40):
Excuse me, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 27 (48:42):
What did you say?

Speaker 21 (48:43):
Okay, so I'll take care of Tyler and send him
home and just send him back in two days now.

Speaker 12 (48:46):
No, no, what did you just say? I said, I'm
sending Tyler home?

Speaker 19 (48:50):
And no, no, no, not to me. Just now, what
did you say to someone you thought I didn't hear it?

Speaker 14 (48:54):
Will you please say that?

Speaker 12 (48:55):
I hope you have a work loud. I hope you
have a good day. Thank you.

Speaker 19 (49:01):
Hello, Hey, Bonnie Scott, you need to come meet me
at high school right now?

Speaker 10 (49:06):
What's so?

Speaker 19 (49:07):
I just had a call from his stupid teacher and
she's sending him home because of a shirt that he's
ranging but is apparently inappropriate that. I had no idea
he's been owned.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
Wait wait wait what what was the shirt?

Speaker 19 (49:18):
It said free Space Ride?

Speaker 14 (49:21):
Oh yeah, I got him that year.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
You got him that shirt?

Speaker 19 (49:24):
Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Did you know what it meant?

Speaker 11 (49:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
The metal twelve year olds don't.

Speaker 21 (49:29):
That's for God with you see him leave with that today?

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (49:35):
I leave you look him a shirt like that?

Speaker 14 (49:38):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 19 (49:41):
You gonna go up and it's not funny?

Speaker 14 (49:45):
Do you hear anythink that's can be in his permit?

Speaker 19 (49:47):
Record?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
That is worried free Space Ride shoots at school.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I don't know what's gonna go in his record.

Speaker 14 (49:52):
It's on record.

Speaker 21 (49:53):
It's gonna leave hilarious.

Speaker 19 (49:55):
Get your ass in your car and meet me at
the school.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
You really need to calm him down.

Speaker 24 (49:59):
And tell me what to do.

Speaker 19 (50:00):
Meet me at the school.

Speaker 12 (50:02):
Got it?

Speaker 19 (50:03):
Can you put me up?

Speaker 28 (50:04):
No?

Speaker 14 (50:04):
I can't pick you up.

Speaker 19 (50:06):
I'm not good to do what it's not even noon yet?

Speaker 6 (50:10):
What as long with you?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Fey?

Speaker 13 (50:15):
This is Daniel Vin Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show and Scott just phone.

Speaker 19 (50:20):
Oh my god, I'm sorry baby, what I am?

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Don't worry?

Speaker 17 (50:27):
If you're not now, you will be soon Elvis.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 18 (50:33):
This phone tables tree recorded permission granted by all participations.

Speaker 29 (50:36):
See Elvis Sorene phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Here are all white studios, and I'm not talking about
skin color. I'm talking about there's a lot of white.
There's a lot of white in our studios. But there's
the for Mica, I mean the countertops of the doors
that are all like surgical white, right, whatever that means.
But every day on the door to Diamond Studio we
find we find these dark fingerprints. Every day we see them,

(51:06):
someone with a dirty friggin hand. I don't know if
they're gardening and then coming to work, or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Like they dip their hand in oil, or it looks like.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
We're in a police station and we're taking here, there's Chris.
It's five perfectly formed fingerprints because someone's not even using
the handle for the door. They're putting their fingers. They're
dirty friggin fingers on the white door and leaving their fingerprints.
And so we're looking at each other like, WHOA, what
do we do to figure out whose fingerprints these are?

(51:36):
I'm like, hello, their fingerprints you know what I'm saying,
their fingerprints. So Nate had an idea. What was your idea, Nate?

Speaker 23 (51:47):
Well, we have a former NYPD officer on our show,
on our staff, Chris.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
He's here right now. Hi, Chris, Hi, guys, Chris, Yes,
we hit Okay, do you heard the story right? Ovis
putting my phone on silent. Okay, well, thank you, whatever
you do, don't call Chris. We have fingerprints. Someone's sullying
dirtying our door every day with their hand, their fingerprints.
We have fingerprints. How do we figure out who's those

(52:15):
fingerprints they are? I do have an old kid home? Yeah,
you have an old what and hol eaten prince? We
can get the powder and start dusting. Okay, okay, I'll wait.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
I have a question.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
How farty lift from here?

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Well?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
What's crime scene? Now? We gotta preserve the crime scene.
What's your question?

Speaker 20 (52:33):
So you know we see in TV shows all the
time that if you take tape and you put tape
on the fingerprints and lift it, that that's a good
way to test.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Is that a good way to test?

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Or no, that's how you do it.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
You can do it that way.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Your dust, it's cleaning it and then you lift it
off with a piece of tape. Can we start the
collection now? Because they're they're they're right there, and I
know that whoever is dirtying up our doors where they're
nasty fingerprints, they're listening to this. They're gonna come clean
it off while no one's looking, and that will be
another crime. Well, here's the question, what's that If we
do find the culprit, what are we doing with them?

(53:04):
Humiliating them? We're gonna make sure they wash their hands.
We're gonna have a conversation with them. But it's happening
every single day on our beautiful white door.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I think it's a woman.

Speaker 20 (53:15):
Yeah, yeah, because I put my hand near it to
see about, you know, the spread of the pall, and
it was close.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
To mine and I kind of have little hands, so
I think it might be Do.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
You have little raccoon hands?

Speaker 20 (53:24):
Yeah, little raccoon.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Well, we got to figure that out. I don't I
don't know if it's male female. I'm not gonna worry
about this. The greasy finger perpetrator we're looking for. Go
look at it? Can you go look at it. We'll
keep the micros open.

Speaker 12 (53:35):
Can we go and get like baby powder and regular
Scotch tape and do this do you.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Need You don't need powder yet, do you Yeah.

Speaker 12 (53:42):
She's he said to you need powder to lift up
the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Okay, well they're going into the studio now, Diamond. Let
them know they're on when they come into they don't
use any foul police language. Hold on a second. Uh yeah,
what does he what's his opinion about the prince? Yeah,
he can't hear dirt. They're dirty. Yeah we know that, Chris,
they're dirty. Let me get look at that. He's got

(54:06):
a he's got a he's got a mag like their
hands were dirty. Yes, thank you, Chris. Is some swirls.
There is swirls which could be swirls that sounds like
an ice cream cone for very queen. So we might
be able to get a hit Elvis. Yeah, you know
what I mean. Gandhi and I always looking for our

(54:28):
next hit. All right, let's do it whatever it takes,
all right, thank you guys. All right, yeah, and there
you go. We're going to find out who is dirtying
up our white doors. Oh question, yes, question?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
As opposed to all of this, don't we just have
cameras around?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah? But this is more fun, right, Okay, yeah, what
was your questions? I just want to know. Are those
ink prints or food grease prints? We don't know. It
looks like someone who is just printed down at the
first pre Saint didn't wash their.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Hands very clear like full prince.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah, it looks almost It looks almost like it's done
on purpose. They are dirty, some dirty, foul freak. I
don't think it's food, but it looks almost inkish, inkish,
or somebody outside playing in the mud and came up
to see one hundred for some reason. I don't know.

(55:23):
Not a lot of mud going on these days. What theory? Theory?
It almost looks like somebody was holding a toner cartridge. Possibly,
And Scotty, he goes to the door every day, Scotty,
b if if those are your prints, you will be
found out.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
What is he doing?

Speaker 12 (55:42):
He's gone under his desk.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
No, he's holding up a toner cartridge. That doesn't mean
that you don't shake it? Are they?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
I know?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
But look at your fingers. Are they dirty? Not today?
They're not. But you know, I have to go look
and see how I open the door.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
I do.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I pushed the door open with my hands. Okay, see,
he's probably him, but I want to find out for sure.
What's that Chris. I think we deputized Nate. Give him
a badge. Sit down, Barney five. Chris, Thank you, sir,
thank you. There he is, Chris on the case. I
always good to have a private dick.

Speaker 28 (56:26):
Chris.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Very nice, Chris. Look at that. Chris is running out
here like he's just saved the world.

Speaker 12 (56:31):
Chris on the case.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Chris is on the case.

Speaker 12 (56:33):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
We brought the police officer in and then Nate solved it.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
The whole time.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
And just so we don't know, we don't the public dick. Guys, guys,
can we just not ruin it? Let's let's yeah, let's
his us. Assuming this is not going to hold up
in the court of flow, we need evidence.

Speaker 11 (56:52):
We need.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Exhibit A, B and B. We need exhibits.

Speaker 22 (56:59):
Hell well, I have a very unique print on this
finger because of the time that I pulled the shower
drain up and I ripped my fingertip off, so we
could check that way.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Okay, all right, okay, we're gonna do it legitimately, but
thank you. I need something that will hold up at court.
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Speaker 23 (57:19):
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Speaker 6 (57:39):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
We should get you a life alert, Nate, Hey, you
get two strokes. If you gave me one, I would
take it. Elvis, come on, let's get him a live alert.
Hi Danny, Hyaeni, I'm great.

Speaker 21 (57:55):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
I'm okay. So are you calling about does your wild?

Speaker 28 (58:00):
This is wild? How about ladies?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Oh well, I'm glad to have you on the stage, Danny.
But you are calling about your grandmother? Does she have
a life on?

Speaker 28 (58:07):
Yes, my my late late grandma. She passed away a
couple of years ago. But she had such a beautiful life.
But she sell and broke her hips a couple of times.
So we got her life alert, and there was at
least at least three or four times that she set
off her life alert with her boobs. She was like,

(58:29):
she's like, I don't know, why are you guys here,
And they're like, well, you know you had life alert,
you set it off. And we realized that she just
kept she kept stetting it off.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Grandma, Grandma, the amply grandma.

Speaker 28 (58:48):
Yeah, her name, her name was Sophelia, and she had
nine kids and she lived a beautiful, beautiful life.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
But uh well, obviously if she had nine kids, she
was breastfeeding all those kids, her boobs are going to
be you know shed.

Speaker 28 (59:00):
Yeah, there are a couple of stories I could tell
you about her boobs, but I probably shouldn't do that
on a.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
We want to know, Yeah, now we want to know.
I mean, after like fifty years old, her boob's falling
and they can't get off.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I could.

Speaker 28 (59:17):
I could tell you a story about how we had
a Sunday dinner every week and she had past the
sauce on her shirt once and she lifted her shirt
up to get that sauceauce, and my older cousin a
little bit of her, a little bit of her boom
hanging out like by her waist.

Speaker 16 (59:35):
Wife.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Wow is real?

Speaker 19 (59:40):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Gravity is the enemy? Are we?

Speaker 20 (59:43):
Gravity is real?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
You know we could we could do Danny, and thanks
to you, we could just do grandma boob stories all day.

Speaker 28 (59:50):
God, that would be you know, that's the morning thing.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Good morning, call it Danny. Thank you for listening. I
hope you have a great day. Thanks for sharing your
grandma memories with us.

Speaker 29 (01:00:00):
Really, thank you.

Speaker 28 (01:00:00):
Thank you. I hope you guys have a fantastic day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
You too, Thank you. I got Casey on the line.
I got to talk to case Hi, Casey, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Oh my god, Hi, nothing, I'm at work and I'm
more interested in talking to you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Yeah, you know what. I'm at work. I'd rather talk
to you too.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Oh so you heard? Really people are calling up about
grandma's boobs.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Oh god, yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Yeah, so go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Uh well, I think I read my text again and
it's actually my best friend's grandma. But same story. We
would go to family parties, dinners, things like that, and
I swear her brass eyes must have been like a
double Q. She would have to lift them up, put
them on the table, just as she could reach the
plate and the fork in the night. Okay, it almost

(01:00:54):
looks like a little t Rex situation with.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Grandma. That must be. That must have been very, very challenging.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
It was always a fun like family joke, and we
always had a lot of laughs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
She was wonderful and she's passed away. Ah, yes, she's
looking down.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Was a big old double que she's cursing us from above.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
All right, well, Casey, thank you, double cues. What would that?

Speaker 12 (01:01:22):
Oh my god, I gotta figure this oute.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
I don't even know how to describe it. They would
go down below her waistbands and they would just be
they were gigantic.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Let's put it this way. They're so big. She's up
in heaven, but her boobs are still dragging the air man. Yeah,
she's still around the planet Earth. All right, well, thank you, Casey,
thank you. There you go. Grandma's boobs. Don't remember we
actually opened up the phones one time. How did grandma
catch on fire?

Speaker 12 (01:01:50):
Oh my god, that was a great topic.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
We've had some great topics over the years. How'd you
lose that thumb? Call us now? Young body parts missing?
How did that happen?

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
We have more Hello, is this K Is it Kevin? Kevin? Kevin?
They they gave me the letter K. Whatever happened to
the Evans?

Speaker 17 (01:02:15):
My grandmother's name, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Your grandma's name is Kay. Yes, but you're saying her
boobs actually saved her life?

Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
What prevented her from breaking her nose?

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:02:29):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Okay, fill in the blanks please.

Speaker 16 (01:02:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:32):
So she lived in a ranch, except there was a
one step to go up to her bathroom, and she
actually caught the ledge, but before she hit the ground,
her boobs actually prevented her face from slamming into the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
They swung into place like a kickstand, like big. She
landed on her boobs and she so she didn't like
a ship her teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Airbags.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
We love air bag Grandma?

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Well, thank you. I'm sure she'd be so happy to
know that Kevin's on the radio talking about him. Her
love Grandma airbags. All right, Kevin, thank you for saving
grandma with her baby.

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
All right, Elvis, that should be the name of your
next band, Grandma airbags, big fleshy kickstands.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Something else, big flesh kickstands.

Speaker 12 (01:03:26):
Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Cool? Hello, Amy? Yes, Amy, So let's talk about your
grandmother and her big bank.

Speaker 16 (01:03:36):
Yes, my grandmother. She was walking across the street going
to work one day and I guess the manhole cover
must have been loose or something, and she slipped through
and she did get slightly injured, but she wound up
getting stuck there because she has very.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Large breasts, so down below street level. Do you see
these legs kicking.

Speaker 16 (01:04:00):
Mostly yes, I mean yeah, I sure they even quite
know how she got out of it.

Speaker 14 (01:04:05):
She remember like she remembers being in it and then
being out.

Speaker 16 (01:04:08):
Seconds later and being taken to the hospital and everything,
and you know, she has some injuries on her legs.
She also got like she hit the ladder going down
and everything. So but she was stuck there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
I love that, and I'm sure and she did.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
She was.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
She grateful to have a large boobs saving her like that.

Speaker 16 (01:04:23):
Oh oh, definitely definitely there you go, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Amy, thank you. We love talking about grandma's boobs.

Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:04:30):
Have a great day, guy, Just so great to talk
to you to thank you sweet.

Speaker 12 (01:04:33):
Even though this has nothing to do with boobs. When
she says she fell in, I think of the girl
at Nathan's who slept on Zaur Kraut while I was
sitting there.

Speaker 21 (01:04:41):
Wow, she had her hot dogs on a tray and
she went head first in the garbage.

Speaker 12 (01:04:45):
Camp and all you saw was her little finger.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
You saw that I was there, and they had.

Speaker 12 (01:04:50):
To give her new hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
Would own a place.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
No one had video of this, No, it was a
long time ago.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Right there.

Speaker 12 (01:05:00):
For the whole thing, I'm like, this is horrible. Fronnie
and I would have died forget it.

Speaker 23 (01:05:05):
Remember on the show, we did that topic what happened
in a cartoon but happened to you in real life?
And I was walking across the street and literally slipped
on a banana peel.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Time people called up with stuff. It was an incredible topic. Wow.
So here I am wearing my my nightgown, curled up
on the couch last night. I need a glorious for
you though, I need a life. I want to you know,
so I see other people living these fast paced, wonderful
lives like Froggy went to outback last night. I'm like, WHOA,

(01:05:38):
that sounds like a lot of fun. They still have
blue mon onions.

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
They did, and it smelled so good. We did not
get one, but the table next to us did. Are
two tables away, the closest table to us. Oh it
smelled so good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Oh my gosh, I love that. We almost got handcuffed
and showing in jail because he witnessed a crime and
didn't turn it in. You see, So you know, I.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Used to take the nye and sometimes other silverware from restaurants,
and so last night we're at the outback and I
noticed this couple ask for two extra There's only two
of them, and they asked for two extra silverware. I'm like,
that's a little weird. There's only two of them. There
was some on the table. I saw them wrap them
in the napkin and put them in her purse.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
And walk out the door. They keep in mind, Froggy
used to do that all the night. He was famous
for stealing out back steakhouse knives. So he was watching
it happen. Did you get a little itchy? Did you
your palm sweat a little bit?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
I did? I had like that, Aha, I caught somebody
doing something wrong. I'm like, wait a second, I used
to do that, and no one wants someone to tell
on me, so I'm not gonna say anything. Then the
the person who was cleaning up the table. The busser
came over and bused the table and nothing. The nothing happened,
The server did nothing, there goes gone, took there's silverwhere
and left.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Now didn't they tell us that they expect people to
take the state knives? So they just don't.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
I feel like we did have a manager that called
in and said that they do like plan on so
many being gone. They do know that happens. They kind
of plan for that in their budgeting. But I witnessed it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Yeah, come Cloud, how many outback steakhouse steak knives have
you stolen in your lifetime?

Speaker 23 (01:07:10):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
God, probably in the dozens.

Speaker 12 (01:07:14):
Oh my god?

Speaker 11 (01:07:15):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Are they just in your silverware drawer? Like if I
came over and opened it, I'd be like wow, Froggy.

Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure I
could go grab him if you would like to see.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
He's gonna go get up. But keep in mind that
if you're an addict, right, Lita, you're you're you're addicted
to smoking and you're trying to stop smoking. Yeah, and
then someone in front of your lights up a cigarette
and you get all your palms get clammy. That's how
Froggy was last night watching someone else stealing the outback
steak knives.

Speaker 12 (01:07:44):
He's jealous, living his dream.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
No one can see it, but if you can out
back steakhouse steak knives. How many are this?

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
This is from outback here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (01:07:57):
Two?

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Yeah? Three? Four? Those are out back man, Okay, I
said four. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Then we went to this other place and they had
really nice knives, so I took theirs too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Those are those expensive French ones.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
Goodness.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Then I went to this other place and they had
really nice they like bring your stuff that. I took
this knife from there too.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
That's a nice one with the table.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Yeah, that was good. I mean, if you ever need knives,
I have plenty. Don't buy a knife, go to a
restaurant you like the knife.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Just you know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Who is Mark forg is our favorite chef in New
York City.

Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
Oh yeah, these are from American Cut. I think I
took those two.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
From a friend his steakhouse.

Speaker 12 (01:08:48):
Yeah he's a friend.

Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
Yeah, Well tell him thank you when you talk to
him to thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Appreciate it from Mark for American Cut steakhouse.

Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
Hold on, I don't have this one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
I believe he did that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
We had our.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Holiday party there, Oh, believe me. We spent a lot
of money.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
He could get over it in a Santa Claus hat
and walked out with them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Oh my god, and you took them on the airplane.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
Yeah, I just wrapped on my luggage.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Oh my god. They're saying, if you go to Olive Garden,
you got to get the cheese grater. Take the cheese.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
One of those, the one to turn it and it
just falls out. I want one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
This person was texting and said it was the best
day ever when they got the cheese. Greater Olive Garden
and so and so and down here with serving margarita's
and uh. They said, Hey, if we give you twenty
bucks extra tip, can we take the margarita glasses? Absolutely? Okay, Wow, Danielle,
Let's go to Krispy Kreme and steal the conveyor belt.

Speaker 12 (01:09:38):
Oh that would be a good one to have. Can
you imagine the one of.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
The drips of the icing as they came off?

Speaker 12 (01:09:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Sign.

Speaker 21 (01:09:44):
A couple of my friends stole the stools at McDonald's
when we were younger, Like, they just picked it up
and walked right out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Scary. For the longest time. A buddy of mine had
a Ronald McDonald's bench in the backyard, you know the bench.

Speaker 12 (01:09:57):
They put on the the Hamburglar was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
There's arm around you. You just you take a picture.
I love that. I love how we're giving Froggy hell
for stealing knives and he's taking furniture.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
That's got to be worse, definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Oh my god. Actually online twenty three. Uh hello, Ashley,
what's going on?

Speaker 14 (01:10:18):
I'm good?

Speaker 21 (01:10:20):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
We're doing well? Okay? You stole what from where?

Speaker 14 (01:10:25):
I take the seasoning faults from Red Robin. O.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Your Red Robin has that seasoning salt.

Speaker 12 (01:10:30):
Those are good though, don't they understand that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
They sell them?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Yeah, but no, I can't find them selling them anywhere,
so I just take to taking them to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Take them, all right, Red Robin, Yes, excellent. Well you
know what, so's some manager of a Red Robins listening, going,
dang it.

Speaker 12 (01:10:51):
I just found it for you on Amazon for five
dollars and ninety three cents.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Why pay and just take it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
She has it now, she'll need.

Speaker 14 (01:10:57):
It exactly, and I keep at least two was in
my house All the time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
People are saying Fridays has the best Margarita glasses. Take
them and the salad tongs from olive garden. Yum. All right, Ashley,
thank you very much. You and you're you're a red
robin seasoning salt. Have a beautiful day. Okay, Yeah, what
about you, Gandhi? I know you steal stuff from restaurants,

(01:11:23):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 20 (01:11:24):
I am notorious for walking out with Ramikins because sauce. Hello,
and then yeah, I love my sauce, and I don't
even have those little things at home, So then I
bring them home and I have a nice collection of Ramikins.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
There you go, because you're a saucer. You love them.

Speaker 12 (01:11:37):
Now, aren't you guys surprised? I don't steal anything from restaurants.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
Yes, are you still from grocery stores?

Speaker 11 (01:11:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
One time you stole my boyfriend and married him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Oh there is that permanent here.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Look, if I owned a restaurant, all right, hear me.
If I owned a restaurant and you came in eight
times to plead an entire silverware set, yeah, I got
you in my restaurant eight times, I think it's worth
it to me. I'm the one that made I'm the
one that made a profit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
But if you come in and take the entire set
in one trip. No, that's that's just too fast. You
go rules because you know when they come to bus
a table. I mean I've never bust tables before. I
don't know if any of you have. I mean, do
they tell you make accounts of silverware when you're picking up?
You don't just pick it up and throw it in
the box? No one rescounting that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Are they quickness and efficiency and getting that table clean?
They don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
My father used to own a restaurant. He would people
would drop silver on the floor and say, oh, I
dropped this on the floor, Can you bring me another one?
So that's how they get another one to the table.
They don't have to steal it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Well, so question, uh, can't you just go to Amazon
and buy these things? I mean, you can get silverware
for inexpensive prices. Is it the challenge? Is it the
sport of lifting it from a restaurant and you feel
like you feel like you really got your money's worth
with that in your person?

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
Grandma steels the hibachi soup spoons, you know, the hibachi,
the little white spoons, It all stacked together. The grandma
steals those by the dozen.

Speaker 21 (01:13:08):
Danielle oh hold on On Amazon. I found it the
outback steak knives. You can actually buy what they use.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
They got smart. Now they're making money off people, you know.

Speaker 21 (01:13:17):
But No, I wanted to know what the biggest thing
you ever stole was, because when I was younger, my
girlfriends and I actually stole a cardboard cutout from the
movie theater. You know how they have like the it's like,
you know, promoting the next.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Movie and when you're walking in the lobby.

Speaker 21 (01:13:33):
Yeah, So we went out the back door, shoved this
huge thing under both of our armpits and ran out
the back of the mood, got it in the car,
shoved it in the car, and got home with it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
And then what what do you do with it?

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Well?

Speaker 21 (01:13:45):
I kept it for a couple of years and then
eventually I tossed it. It was just the satisfaction knowing
that I got it, got it in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
As you asked yourself, why did I get that? The
only thing I've really stolen from bars and restaurants lass
is nice glassware, Like if they have great martini glasses
or great wine glasses. The thing is you could still
buy them, and they buy them in bold. They don't
pay a lot of money. For those things. I don't think,
but I'm sure after all that adds up.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Yeah, Froggy all this texterter is listening to us. On
Q ninety three, she says that she stole the wine
glass from Masianos because they had a big M on
the side. Her friend Medina's birthday was coming.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Up this.

Speaker 12 (01:14:26):
I I love Magianos.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
They got great glasses for friends that have named letter M.
What's up? Gandhi?

Speaker 20 (01:14:36):
So I was in Denver years ago with a bunch
of my friends and they had in the place where
we were these books where you could just write down
any random thought in the book.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
And I was looking through all the books.

Speaker 20 (01:14:46):
That was really really cool, and they had like ten
I may have taken one of the books, and I've
been feeling bad about it ever since.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
I feel like I should send it back.

Speaker 20 (01:14:53):
But those random thoughts from random people, It's the most
fascinating thing I have in my home.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
I think, Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I don't know, uh Onne twenty three Steve calling from
South Florida, listening to one.

Speaker 9 (01:15:05):
You doing, Steve, Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
So, uh you know a guy, a guy?

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
You know a guy?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Yeah, you know a guy.

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
A friend of mine in high school maybe uh nineteen
ninety eight, so uh, they actually took the Ronald McDonald's
statue from a play area, Oh my god. And not
only did they take the statue, but then as a
high school prank, they decided with their friends they were
going to hoist it onto the gym roof And then.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
I did put it on the roof of the high school,
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:15:41):
And tied balloons in his arm so everybody can see
it from rudelyh my gosh. It was just both you know,
it was bolted into the ground and just unbolted.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
It can't that must take some effort to lift like Ronald.

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
But it was one of the best high school franks ever,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
And it was the balloons that made it, I'm sure. Wow,
I Steve, thanks for telling our audience members to go
steal from McDonald's. We appreciate thanks for listening to us. Yeah.
By the way, you know what, you know, we don't
want anyone to go steal. We're not promoting no, no, no, no,
not at all. Hello Kayla, Kayla, Uh that I got through.

(01:16:24):
What did you steal? Kayla? What did you take?

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
So it was actually my cousin.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
There was a restaurant down the street from me had
like a Luke Bryan cardboard cutout vaulted to the side,
and she went and unbolted it from the side of
the bar, took it home and slept with it for
the next months.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
With a Luke Bryan cut out. Okay, that's just kind
of creepy. Wow, thank god it wasn't our guy Scotti
b He would have taken Luke Brian and puked a
hole in him. Always cardboard, Kayla, Thank you for listening.
Do not steal. It's not good stealing, all right, Yeah,

(01:17:04):
make it easy.

Speaker 29 (01:17:05):
Elvis ter Wren in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
You know a lot of people listening are carpooling. Hi
carpool people. There you go, whoever's driving, You're hosting your
own party every morning. You have our show on high
and of course you know you turn us up so
people will shut up in the car. You don't want
to hear them here we are, So yeah, carpooling, And
I know that so scary. You and Garrett and Jamie

(01:17:43):
and Gandhi carpool together? Is it every day?

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
So yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:17:48):
I mean Scary will bring in. So those are the
people who have carpools.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
But Scary brings Andrew, Sam and me every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Yes, oh I thought it was a different car. So
how many carpools do we have roll in every morning?

Speaker 18 (01:17:59):
A lot different car pools, But my carpool is Sam,
Andrew and Gandhi in the morning and then on the
way home same.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Okay, So Scary, you're you're always the one driving, always,
always my car. And yeah, okay, Well, even though the
argument could be made that you were, you're gonna drive
it anyway, you might as well let your friends come
with you. But if you, let's say, Scary gets a
speeding ticket, right or whatever, ticket running a red light,
don't you agree that everyone in the car pool should

(01:18:29):
split it and pay it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
I say yes to agree with me.

Speaker 21 (01:18:34):
Wait wait wait wait wait a speeding ticket.

Speaker 12 (01:18:36):
It's not their fault that he's speeding.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Away.

Speaker 12 (01:18:40):
Yeah, that's Gandhi's like drive drives.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I mean you know what I mean, terrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
How is that their fault? Like if three had to
drive to work anyway, then why is that their problem?

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Because yeah, go ahead, Gandhi.

Speaker 20 (01:18:56):
Well I think he's taking the risk every single day
we don't drive ever, so there is a chance that
if we were driving, maybe we would be speeding at
some point, maybe we would be doing something wrong, accidentally,
run a stop signer, red light, or whatever. We're never
gonna know because he takes that risk every day and
we don't. Well, I feel like we should just in
the good spirit of team you know, unity, I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Agree with you, But there is another argument. Let's say
you're in the back of a cab and the cab
speeds and he gets a ticket. Well, you're not going
to pay that ticket.

Speaker 21 (01:19:23):
No, no, no, I do think he should be paying
for gas, like I think everyone should be chipping in
for gas.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Yeah, and splitting the toll to.

Speaker 18 (01:19:30):
It's super considerate that you guys would offer the ticket
now paying half the ticket. I know that when I've
gotten a parking ticket, Sam has venvowed me half. Sometimes
Gandhi has been with me half the speeding ticket. I
do think I should take responsibility for it. Now, as
far as gas goes, sometimes they'll they'll buy me gas,
they'll insist on putting their credit card over there. Or

(01:19:50):
oh and there's one more thing, tolls. Nobody pays me
back for tolls. I mean every day tolls are like
twelve fourteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
To get in the city these days. Expense is that
the cover charge we're paying.

Speaker 18 (01:20:02):
Yeah, but I don't ask for it, and nor do
I expect it. But sometimes someone will give me a gift.
Sometimes I don't. Still gave you a gift once for Christmas,
like what are these sneakers for? And she goes, well,
because you drive me in it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Okay, so that's good.

Speaker 8 (01:20:15):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Okay. Let's say you all go at partying and one
of you says, well, you know, I tell you what,
I'm not going to drink tonight. I'm going to be
your designated driver. We're going out. You go out your party,
you get a little dizzy, but your driver's still sober.
Good take us home. Get a speeding ticket, don't you
think you chip in?

Speaker 8 (01:20:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Why not frog?

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
Because you didn't tell him to speed? Like at that point,
he's made that decision on his own, and he got
the speeding ticket. He didn't get the speeding ticket because
he was driving us home.

Speaker 20 (01:20:45):
Maybe maybe he was hurrying to get you out of
the car so he don't puke in his back seat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Well, yeah, and he wouldn't be driving if you weren't
making him drive as your.

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
Didn't get a ticket. He didn't get a ticket for driving.
We got a ticket for speeding.

Speaker 21 (01:20:57):
He chose to do that unless the people in the
car with him are like on top of him and
yelling at him and making him drive faster.

Speaker 12 (01:21:04):
For some reason, it's.

Speaker 18 (01:21:05):
Said, I agree with Danielle and Foggy on this, and
I'm the driver, and I got the ticket because it's speeding.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
It's on me. I really to take taking responsibility. Yeah,
I don't know. If I if I was taking you
guys somewhere and I got a speeding ticket, I would
I wouldn't even after the cop wrote me to take
it and I said have a nice day and he
left and I was about to drive you wherever we're going.
I wouldn't drive. I would make you get out unless.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
You're in pay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
All right. Well, I love that we have carpools listening
to to all our carpools. We love you carpool people.
It's the carpool people. You know there's fights going on
in carpools.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Oh yeah, right now as we speak, someone's fighting in
a carpool and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
In being a part of a carpool is being in
a relationship. So uh, you know, just because you're fighting
with whoever's in the back seat and you're not speaking
with him, you still have to stop by and pick
them up. Of course part of your carpool relationship. What
if you do?

Speaker 12 (01:21:59):
What if you you just forget one morning they're standing
like a dumb ass?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Get them anyway, I'm thinking we should do carpool court. Yes, oh, like,
whatever fight you're having, we will. We will help get
you out of that fight. We will figure it out
fair and square, who's in the right, who's in the wrong,
and then you just move on with your carpool day.

Speaker 20 (01:22:20):
We could start a carpool court in here because I
know that the three of us who do ride in
with Scary all have the same issue, and I think
everyone's too scared to speak up about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Well, so I guess carpool court if you need it. Mind,
you know that's how it works. You know, we're live,
and sometimes we got to throw it against the wall.
If it doesn't take all right, we move on. We
do a phone.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
But it sounds like it sounds like Gandhi has an
issue with Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yeah, I mean, I don't mind it. I got thick skin.
Let's do our own. Let's do our own in house.
It's it's kind of self serving, but.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
You need Andrew and Sam to back me up on this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Okay, It's now time for carpool court. Carpool court or
Scary Okay, okay, Well, so if I'm going to be
the judge here, I guess I need to try to
make this as fair and balance as possible. You wish
me luck? Wow?

Speaker 12 (01:23:08):
All right, Scary, this is unexpected.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yes, we all love you very much for driving us around.
It's so nice. However, I've never seen a scarier.

Speaker 20 (01:23:17):
More aggressive version of you than when you're behind the wheel,
and sometimes all of us are about to throw up.
So we've been thinking about ways to ask you to
drive more like a human being, and it's become very
difficult on us.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Hmmm. Wow, Okay, let's see. Let's go to Andrew. Andrew,
where are you usually positioned in Let me type this
down here. You got to get a new laptop or something.
So Andrew, you said, where are you positioned in the
carpool while Scary is driving? I'm in the back seat
on the right side.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
So if there's some crazy driving going on, the people
in the backseat get extra sick, you know, and Elvis,
let me tell you something, I get the hoods, So
what's going on? So it's just it'll be small things.
You know, a car may pull in front of him,
or maybe there's no spots in the front and that's
when you just hear like him, lay down on the
horn and go, you a.

Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
Holes, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
And he'll okay, wait a minute, hold on, let me
enter this into the aggression a lot like really, I mean,
do you get a little frightened and anxious when he's
driving you and these things happen. I have clutched the
side of on certain when we drive on the sidewalks.
That's when I know I'm I'm I shouldn't be there. Yes, wow,

(01:24:32):
scary drive. Okay, well it's not scary turning? All right?
Who else wants to testify?

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Sam has just entered the chat.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Here, sir Sam, Now, where do you typically sit in
the car pool with scary driving? I'm in the back seat, right,
So Gandhi always has the front seat.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Yeah, but Gandhi always offers the front seat as well.

Speaker 12 (01:24:50):
I do, Yeah, she does.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
You don't scream shot gun? No, no, no, okay, all right,
So okay your point of view, Scary drives you, and
you got to admit. I mean it's a very nice
thing he does for you by driving.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
You in every day, right, Sam, Oh yeah, I really
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Okay, go ahead. How do you feel about this?

Speaker 20 (01:25:07):
You know it could be a little smoother since you're asking,
not complaining, because I'll take the ride.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
But you are a very aggressive driver.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
We have something I like to call the oh crap handle.
What's the old crap handle?

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Foo bar, It's the handle most people used to like
hang clothes. I use it to hold on for dear life.

Speaker 20 (01:25:26):
He'll like race a city bus like the bus will
pull out in a way he doesn't like. He's like,
oh yeah, watch this, I'm gonna burn him.

Speaker 12 (01:25:32):
I'm like, dude, it's a bus.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Leave it a little okay? So aggression aggression, aggression. So
is there any final thing you want to say before
we go to Scary the ambushed again?

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Scary really appreciate you. Thank you so much for driving us.

Speaker 20 (01:25:47):
You always get us everywhere on time, even when we
already leave late to drive us. We're all just we've
been a little vomity lately. And then we're like, well,
what if we throw up in his car?

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
That would be bad?

Speaker 20 (01:25:56):
Should we talk to him about it? So I guess
I would scary wow and tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Let me enter this text into the record here. Hey,
that's the way I drive. You're in New York. Wake up,
you're getting driven. Shut the hell up. You don't have
to come into his car.

Speaker 11 (01:26:12):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
You don't have to be in the car with me. No,
you can't tell me I'm being an aggressive driver. Wait,
thats exactly if you're driving in New York. I usually
don't stick up for scary ever, but I'm sticking up
for it. There's a lot of whole drivers out there
by the way, if you know. If you don't like it,
get out of the bunch of whiners, get out of
the car. I'd like to hire. That person is my lawyer.

(01:26:36):
I'm just I'm actually you guys. Yeah, Well, first of all,
I have not officially come to you yet. Scary we do.
We do have a way we do things, and now
Scary we want to hear from you. Well, this is
all a surprise to me that you're ambushing me right
here on the radio. I never heard, never heard of
peep out of any of them that any of this
they were too scared to say.

Speaker 18 (01:26:56):
You should be scared, you know, I should be cool.
We can have a cool conversation in the hard about it.
But the fact that you're doing this to me now,
and all three of you feel this way, I.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Agree with that, Texter, go after yourselves. I'm sorry if
I triggered you, snowflakes, but this is how.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Snowflakes. If we're worried about death, I.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Worried about safety, find your own damn way to work.
I don't need to be driving you.

Speaker 12 (01:27:23):
I gotta say, I agree with Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
You got that out in the open if.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
There were kids in the car and it.

Speaker 12 (01:27:31):
Was really dangerous situation.

Speaker 21 (01:27:33):
Okay, and it was a really dangerous situation, I can see.
But he's probably a typical New York driver. A little
more aggression you got to get there, And I would
tell you to scratch your ass and find your own way.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
And consider the source Danielle as a worse driver than Scary.
So there is I just want to say, listen, I'm
not aggressive. I'm assertive, and I was born in Brooklyn.
I'm a New York style driver. I do not I
don't put people in harms way aggressive scary, it wouldn't
hold it. Now I must order this court type it
in there, order order in the cart. Now you know,

(01:28:08):
first of all, stop saying the way you drive is
the way all New Yorkers drive. That is not true.
If all New Yorkers drove like that, it would be
a crap show on the road. Secondly, Daniel says, one
of the kids in the car, and Gandhi's right, she
is someone's kid.

Speaker 6 (01:28:22):
I am.

Speaker 30 (01:28:24):
Like this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
You should your mom and.

Speaker 12 (01:28:25):
Did you tell you to get your own license and go?

Speaker 28 (01:28:27):
Do you go?

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Should protect people in your car no matter what. Truely,
one thing they have in common, I'm still speaking. On
the other hand, it is Scary's car. He's going to
drive that way whether you're in it or not. It
so happens. He let you bum a ride every single day,
service to door service, So maybe you should take that
into consideration. Well we cut him from Slack because well

(01:28:52):
he is doing us a great service as our friend.
I've got lots to think about here.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:28:58):
If you if you hire an uber, for example, and
you didn't like the way he drives, you would not
take that uber again. This is your Uber. If you
don't like the way your Uber drivers driving, then go
get another ride to work and find a way there.
He doesn't have to change what he can report an Uber.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
We're just trying to nicely say we don't want to
throw up in your car.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Okay, Well, in this court of law, I really don't
see if there's any damages to pay, and there's no.
There's there's no outcome other than scary. You are scaring them.
Just take that this trio is from Suburbia. They they
don't know who we do want back off.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
We all live in the same neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
You should see the kind of tight spots I get
myself in.

Speaker 7 (01:29:34):
But you also drive down one way streets.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
He drives Wait, hold on, he drives on sidewalks, and
he goes the wrong way on one way street. Yes,
if there's no parking, he'll turn around and be like
f this and just start driving down. Now, let me guess,
is scary the guy who takes that quick right and
that quick left on West Broadway?

Speaker 8 (01:29:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Yeah, yes, which is one black in the first precinct?
May I god? All right, So there's really nothing I
can do here other than say, hey, he is doing
you a favor every day. Yes, But on the other hand,
these are your friends and your coworkers, and they do
feel that maybe for your own protection and protection of
the people that you're almost hitting, that you you could

(01:30:19):
slow down a little bit. Well, you guys don't wear
your seat belts, right, we all do, Okay, immediately I
care for their safety judgement.

Speaker 12 (01:30:25):
I'd be as scary and on next time I'd be
like even more with them in the cars more.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
It's not possible. It's like bumper car. It's like bumper bowling,
but with cars.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
And we all agree that driving in New York City
it's like playing a video game. It really is. But
sometimes wall you know what I'm saying. All right, so
are we okay? Now it's out in the open.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Yeah, I feel better.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Tell me how you really feel?

Speaker 7 (01:30:49):
Thanks so much?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Scary, don't really knowing the crap out of us every
single day.

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Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Our friend Dennis sent us this really great article yesterday.
Five unintentionally rude things people do.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Oh, I bet scary? Does all of them?

Speaker 8 (01:31:42):
And some?

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
But is it rude if it's unintentional?

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Yeah, yeah, they'll be rude.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
You should think things through before you do them. May
I give you the list? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Slurping and being a loud eater, oh god, now hold on.
There is a cultural exception to this. If you're eating ramen,
or are you eating you know, like noodles out of
a soup from Asia, slurp away, you're supposed to slur
supposed to?

Speaker 21 (01:32:08):
Isn't there's some place where you eat like that. It's
like a term of endearment or a term of like,
I really like what I'm eating.

Speaker 11 (01:32:14):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Well it could be. I mean I know that. You know,
if you go down to any of the incredible Roman
houses in New York City, you walk in all your ears.
It sounds like a big vacuum cleaner. It's fabulous. That's good.
So but other than that, scary, remember scary. We used
to give him a hell because he would chew with
his mouth open.

Speaker 20 (01:32:32):
And you're like, yes, I have a friend who does that,
and she talks while she's doing it. So it's a
lot of like, oh, oh yeah, I totally that was great.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
I'm like, can you please? I love you? Can you
stop that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Exactly? Also, intentionally rude things people do, combating on someone's
appearance or pointing out any abnormality.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Oh yeah, my dad will do that.

Speaker 20 (01:32:56):
If you see somebody with like purple hair, So you
got purple hair, Oh you're toad.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Let's talk about the tattoos. A lot of people don't
want to talk about it.

Speaker 20 (01:33:02):
Yeah, right, which I mean he's like, well, why would
you put them where I can see them? If I'm
not allowed to ask?

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
It's you know what they're now saying. It's rude to
even positively comment on someone's looks.

Speaker 12 (01:33:13):
Oh that's come on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
I don't think anyone really has a problem with you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Oh no, I would, I wouldn't, But sometimes some people
do have an issue with it. So if you don't
know who you're dealing with and you can give them
a compliment on the way they look, they could get
they could get a little upset.

Speaker 21 (01:33:27):
So yeah, there was a girl in the store the
other day and she had the best butt I have
ever seen. And I almost went over to her and said, Hey,
I don't mean you know anything by this, but I
gotta tell you you got a nice butt. And then
I thought twice about it, and I was like, you know,
this day and age, probably not the best thing to say.
So I walked out and I didn't say anything, but

(01:33:47):
she really did have a nice book.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
There you go.

Speaker 20 (01:33:50):
I had a conversation with one of my girlfriends the
other day who's really been struggling with some eating issues,
and she said she hates it when people tell her
that she looks great and she's lost so much weight.
She's like, even though I have, it's not a good
thing that I've lost this weight. So when people say
it to me, I feel immediately, you know, caught off guard.
And I said, I, you know, honestly, I didn't really

(01:34:10):
think about that. I definitely am the person who has
said that to other.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
People, like, oh, you lost weight. You look great. Yeah,
me too. You also looked great before, So maybe I
just shouldn't say anything at all.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Oh yeah, it's the same as some Oh you clean
up nice? Okay, well thanks, meaning I'm a slob otherwise.
Uh yeah, froggy, what was your.

Speaker 7 (01:34:25):
Thought speaking of not commenting on someone's appearance? Yesterdayn with
my dad. You know how my dad is. Somebody had
like half of their hair was colored purple, and my
dad says, oh, so they ran out they didn't get
to finish.

Speaker 12 (01:34:38):
Oh no, no, what did he say it to them?

Speaker 7 (01:34:41):
Yes, he thinks he's like being funny and being nice
and starting a conversation like that. Please don't do stuff
like that.

Speaker 11 (01:34:49):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Other ways you can be rude a question that implies
there's something wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
Nate does that all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
No one's having a bad day and someone comments, oh
she must be crazy or she has some kind of
bag and she's dealing with He'll say that, yeah, I
mean yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
Or when people ask you if you're tired, why you
look tired?

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
You know what I learned the hard way. Never ever
said that to anyone. I wasn't thinking A good friend
of mine looked tired. I was like, God, you look tired. Really, Elvis,
you're going to say, sit down, sorry being habitually late
with no valid excuse.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Oh yeah, Indian people, I hope you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
What do you mean?

Speaker 12 (01:35:33):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 20 (01:35:33):
So many and it's not just Indian people, but so
many people will blame their culture on why they're late.
Oh you know, so we call it ist Indian standard time.
You know, I'm on ist. Stop being on ist?

Speaker 28 (01:35:44):
Can you like?

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
I need to know when you're actually going to show
up somewhere. That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
I've never noticed you late. You never seem to be late.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
I will not do it.

Speaker 20 (01:35:52):
I try my hardest to be on time every now
and then you know, you have slips. But my sister
is the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
And she says it's not that she is rude.

Speaker 20 (01:36:00):
She's optimistic about how long it takes to get places.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
That's a good I didn't know. Yeah, I was hoping,
all right, so you know, uh, okay, let's see other
unintentional actually intentionally rude things people do. Asking a woman
how far into her pregnancy she is, Oh my gosh,
I've done that.

Speaker 12 (01:36:20):
I've done that. And the woman had just had the baby,
and I go, oh, my gosh, how much time you have.
She goes, oh, I just had the baby. Never, I'll
never do that again.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Ever, Well, like you don't want to look at someone
and go, God, you're so pregnant.

Speaker 20 (01:36:32):
I mean really, Oh when they tell people you're running
up pop like thank you.

Speaker 21 (01:36:36):
I usually would say, oh my gosh, you're so tiny,
you're carrying so small and they go, no, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
I'll never forget the night before Lisa gave birth to
Kaytence So nineteen years ago. Two days ago, we went
to a restaurant and the guy turned around to see us,
and he goes, wow, he just jumped back. She looks like,
she goes, he's due tomorrow. I was like, oh my god,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
But it's the thing is and someone's texting in about
this too. Sometimes I feel like we're living in a
world where people are way too sensitive. Yes, absolutely without
I mean, you could just catch someone off, maybe they're
having an easily triggered day or whatever, and you say
something like, what do you mean by that? Explain that
to me yes, and you realize, okay, I pushed a

(01:37:25):
button here that I should.

Speaker 7 (01:37:25):
Not have pushed right.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
Sorry, yes, scary. Another rude thing.

Speaker 27 (01:37:29):
I'd like to add one, and that would be when
you're eating with a friend and then at the very
end of the meal they're like, hey, you want to
try some of this because they're finished with it already.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Well, if you really cared, if.

Speaker 27 (01:37:42):
I wanted to try some, you would have asked me
in the beginning, but not after you're completely finished.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
I can't eat another bte. Yeah, you could have the scratch.
Would you like some of this? Would you like to
try some of this? They do that at the end.
Got check that I got Lindsay line twenty four. She
has one? Hi, lendsay, how are you? How are you
guys doing well? Thanks for asking? Now go ahead? What's rude?
Tell me?

Speaker 31 (01:38:06):
I hate when someone says, especially if you're shopping or something,
someone will be like, oh, you should smile more.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, nothing causes an immediate frown like that.

Speaker 31 (01:38:18):
Sometimes it becomes off cringey too, like it comes off
creepy as well, Like the guy comes up to the
girls and they're like, you should smile more.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
What, yeah, you should mind your own business more, Get
out of my face. No, no, so do you have
a bitchy, resting face or whatever it's called resting bitchy face.

Speaker 31 (01:38:39):
Think I do. I've never been told I have.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Yeah, well good you hang out with nice people? Well yeah.
If someone looks at me and says, God, which one
with you? You look like you're in a bad mood.
Well I wasn't until you said something stupid like that. Way, goodbye,
get out of here. Well, thank you, Lindsay gohe a
great day. I do appreciate you listening every day. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Oh can I add two to this?

Speaker 13 (01:39:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Feel free one?

Speaker 20 (01:39:07):
My dad bless his heart again. He tries to guess
where people are from. It's the worst thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Give me an example, Oh are you all?

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Are you from Honduras?

Speaker 6 (01:39:17):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
They're like no, I'm Japanese. Well you'll look Honduran. I'm like, okay,
can you stop with that?

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
You didn't even talk to this person for one second.
You just guessed it, right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
Look, I know Gandhi that you love your mom and
dad very much, but you do love You do love
to point things out about your father that drive you insane.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
If you were around him for five minutes, you'd be like, yep, oh.

Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
Want gandhi my dad to hang out?

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
I would open up like a portal to a different universe.

Speaker 12 (01:39:43):
I want to see how many people they can offend
in an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 20 (01:39:46):
It would be a lowdown of things. And then the
other thing is I get this all the time. People
ask me where I'm from, and they don't mean where
were you born? Where did you grow up? They mean like,
why do you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Look like that?

Speaker 20 (01:40:00):
It's I don't find it to be a rude question,
but you can't guise it as where are you from?
Because I will tell you I live in Jersey City,
right right, No, that's not what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
You like, where are you from from?

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
So if someone asks you about your heritage, what's your
family's heritage? Is that interesting?

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Totally fine with that, yeah, or you know, like where's
your family from where? Stuff like that is totally fine.

Speaker 20 (01:40:21):
But a lot of times people will just ask the
question and then get really irritated that I'm not giving
them the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
They pay you why are you brown.

Speaker 6 (01:40:30):
The way you do?

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Why are you looking like that? All brown? And stuff? Okay,
thanks for asking one more thought from Brook and we'll
move on with our lives. Hello, Brook, how's it going.

Speaker 7 (01:40:40):
Hi guys.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
We're doing well, and thank you for asking. What is
your spin on this entire thing?

Speaker 24 (01:40:46):
So something I have learned in my life when I
meet people and instead of commenting on how they look,
saying you know, you look good, I like to say
you look really happy, and for the most part, that
gouts a really positive reaction from them and set of
commenting on how they look, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
That makes sense. You look happy?

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Yeah, you know one somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Make me I'll look happy. Happy, isn't eat too much?

Speaker 24 (01:41:14):
Like you're smiling, like you look really happy, and most
of them like, oh, thank you. And if they're not happy,
then they'll proceed to tell you all about that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
Yeah. Oops, all right, well look thank you. We're gonna
steal your idea. Everyone you look happy, all right, have
a great day, Brooke. Thanks for listening to us show.
I'm gonna play hooky.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
Goodbye, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 29 (01:41:43):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
We were talking earlier about phases we went through growing up,
or phases our parents accused us of going through and
hoping we would change the way we lived our lives. Yep,
did you guys ever have a phase, well, as labeled
by your mom and dad that you never left? Are
you still in your phase?

Speaker 8 (01:42:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
I'm in it now.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Mine was radio radio. Yes, it's so gandhi. Your mom
and dad were hoping you become something different than a
radio person.

Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
I remember when I told my dad that I had
gotten hired full time. I was so excited. I was
still in college. I was actually going to one of
my classes, and he said, Oh, that's so great. I
hope this doesn't distract you from getting a real job.
Fast forward all these years, it totally has. I'm still here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Did you ever have a phase? Are you still in it?

Speaker 7 (01:42:36):
I didn't. I had a phase, but I got out
of it, and I think my parents were very worried
that it was going to go the wrong way, but
it wasn't. I got skateboarding. I was really into skateboarding
for a while, and so I kind of wanted to
let my hair grow out and I wanted to dye
the tips of it, and I was wearing really baggy
clothes and my parents were like, Okay, this better be
a phase and better and real fast.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
And it had a cowboy hat face. Oh, in eerie Pennsylvania.

Speaker 23 (01:43:02):
Where there's like no cowboys, and I was in high
school and I have pictures of me wearing a cowboy, Like,
how stupid one wear a cowboy?

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
That was your phase. You wanted to be unique and
you were the only single person. Yeah, eerie Pennsylvania wearing
a cowboy exactly. Tourists be different? Yeah, Berry, what was
your phase? I think you guys might remember this one.

Speaker 18 (01:43:26):
It was the graphic T shirt phase, where it was
all these fake names of bars, restaurants or plays on words,
and every day I would have another shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
I must have a.

Speaker 18 (01:43:36):
Collection of over fifty fake graphic T shirts and and
you know I had to get rid of them, I
mean the stuff wearing them, you know.

Speaker 21 (01:43:44):
Yeah, Danielle was your When I was a kid, I
used to go around pretending that I spoke a different
language when I didn't. And I would be like a
beach club and I would start making a bi and
I would think, like parents that I was talking to
really thought that I was speaking a different wich and
I really wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
That's a freaking weird.

Speaker 7 (01:44:04):
That wasn't at all.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
My list of phases. I was okay, gay the way
never left that one radio. Yeah, everyone's like, oh, that's
just a phase, the pierced ear phase that that that
came and went fast. Yeah, I don't know, it's so funny.
And I did have cowboy boot phase. I did. Did
I love cowboy bo?

Speaker 7 (01:44:29):
Did you really? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Absolutely? Well this was god years and years and years ago.
And I lived in Texas. There was a gay bar
in uh in Oaklawn, the gay the gighborhood of Dallas
called I forgot the name of it, but they'd all
go boot scooting, and I thought it was so funny,
was seeing two guys standing up and doing the two step.
We would go with friends just to kind of have fun.

(01:44:51):
I never danced, but what are you gonna do anyway?
So no phases. I left the cowboy boot phase, but
I stayed in the gay phase. Hey, Chris on line two,
this is a fun phase. Hey Chris, First of all,
are you still in this phase? No, sir, No, sir,
I am not in this phase at all. Both tell
her Tell her what phase you went through, man, I.

Speaker 24 (01:45:12):
Went through an mc hammer pants phase with the letting
shoes and.

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
Go Ye.

Speaker 7 (01:45:21):
Would you wear like drop pants everywhere you went?

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:45:24):
Well, not everywhere?

Speaker 9 (01:45:26):
But yeah, man, we would definitely wear them to school.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
And yeah, nobody crossed through my ankles. Was it a
phase you slowly just oozed out or eased out of?
Or is this something that you woke up one day
and said, I gotta stop. I gotta stop with that.

Speaker 16 (01:45:42):
Man?

Speaker 9 (01:45:42):
That'll that a that abruptly ended.

Speaker 17 (01:45:44):
You know, you know, Hammer ain't cold no more.

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
He's got to shut the pants.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
And what's the next one?

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
You know what I mean? All right, Chris, I think
that's funny. I love that. Thanks for sharing that with us.
Have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
Y'all have a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Brother. All right, Chris, thank you. That's funny hammer pants.
All right? Well, there you go.

Speaker 21 (01:46:05):
People all same time as my rave hair spray phase
where my hair was higher than anything else around and
it would move that.

Speaker 7 (01:46:14):
You bought your entire outfit at Zikabacci.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Let's go to Laura line twenty four. H Laura, what
was your phase?

Speaker 24 (01:46:25):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Good morning and good morning?

Speaker 15 (01:46:29):
My face was in middle school. In school, we had
to wear uniforms, so when I went out, I wore
pajama pants. All kinds did were pajamas, pajama pants and
t shirts and accessories from hot topics. Maybe borderline golf face.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
Yeah, you know you were in it, you know what.
You weren't alone though, a lot of people were doing that, Laura.
But one day the phase end. Yes, all right.

Speaker 15 (01:46:54):
It was kind of like borderline was scary, like the
funny phases on you know, the funny phrases on the
T shirt, like you know, I can't remember. It was
one specific. It was like red to jama pants with
like a Looney Tune character and a black T shirt
with like eyeballs on it, and that had some weird
phase on, weird phrase on it, and you want.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
You wanted to be taken seriously while wearing that. Yeah,
a Laura, thank you very much. Finally we talked to
Liz on line four. She went to a phase and
she's still in it. What phase was that, Liz? And
when did you start it?

Speaker 4 (01:47:30):
Is my still very alive and well gothic face.

Speaker 7 (01:47:35):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
You're still golf That's fine.

Speaker 12 (01:47:37):
Oh my gosh. I wish they had that where I
was growing up because that would have been me.

Speaker 17 (01:47:44):
I think has changed over the years. You know, you
don't get the UFO pants and with the change and everything,
but I'm definitely still all black. My mom said for years.
You know, maybe I'll wear some more colors, but nope,
still all black.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
I don't black is a color. I think you're doing
just fine.

Speaker 6 (01:48:02):
Yeah, we love it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 4 (01:48:04):
Love.

Speaker 17 (01:48:04):
I just wanted to say I've been listening to you
guys since I was probably in second grade. I'm twenty
seven now, and I just love you guys so much.
You make my day every day.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Maybe it was our show that threw you into the
golf days, I got it. Have a great day, Liz.
Thank you so much for listening all these years. We
appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
I have a great day you too. What's up? Frog?

Speaker 7 (01:48:26):
I also did the frosted hair tip phase at one
point too. Yeah, thank goodness, I stopped doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
That was a thing, wasn't it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:48:33):
I mean I don't have enough hair of frosted hair
tip now anyways. But still, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
All right, we're done, We're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out, everybody.

Speaker 12 (01:48:50):
Piece by