February 25, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the morning show.
All right, Nate has come up with some interesting questions. Today,
we have two contestants. Let's meet contestant number one from
line fourteen, and let's talk to Ivy. Hi, Ivy, welcome
to match Game.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey, how y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Y'all doing? Okay? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Recent?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know? Living good?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
As you know? I like your attitude. Ivy's calling from Columbus, Georgia.
Have you heard us play match game before?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I might have my memory not so good?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, yeah, good, that'll help out. I found that having
no memory going to life helps me out a lot
a bit. All right, let's go talk to our second contestant, Charles,
calling from Fort Lauderdale, listening to Why one hundred point seven,
Line seven? Hi, Charles, how you feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I am okay. I can't believe it took me thirty
years to get back through to the one hundred Well are.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Welcome?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We've been here all along.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I run concert tickets to sex tists and gravity kills
the opening for them.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh my god, you have been around a long time.
Look at that. Well, Charles, it's good to have you
an honor that you you're still on our team and
in our family. All right, well, let's play match game.
We're gonna go back to Ivy or Charles. Don't leave though,
we'll need you here. Nate. I would love for you
to host our questions here, considering I lost mine, I
(01:28):
don't know. Okay, well I'll do the first one. I'm
sure i'll re send you the other in the meantime.
How about that? Okay, okay, so Ivy listened closely. Nate's
going to read a statement with a with a blank
in it. Now, think about what you think our stars
are going to put in that blank. But don't give
us your answer quite yet. Okay, Okay, I just put
it in a Yeah, Okay, I'm back. I'm back. Okay,
(01:50):
here we go. It's now time for the first one.
Ned the Nerd. Ned's a nerd. Ned the Nerd said
my date was reluctant to go out with me, that
is until she saw the size of my blank. All right, now,
think about it. Don't give us an nsry yet, Ivy
(02:11):
little thinking music again. Ned is a nerd. No one
wanted to go out with him until they saw the
size of that NERD's blank. Okay, okay, I know this
is going to go off the rails immediately. All right,
the answers are in. Let's go to Ivy. Hey, Ivy,
(02:31):
Ned the nerd says, my date didn't want to go
out with me until they saw the size of my blank.
What do you think? Everyone in the room said, I
don't know if y'all said it, but it's the only
thing I could really think of that makes sense when
it comes to nerds. I would think comic book collection. Wow, okay, answer,
(02:52):
you know what that is. I don't think any of these,
any of these the perverts are going to say that,
but we know you had a good answer. All right,
let's go around the room. We'll start with Gandhi Gandhi.
Ned the nerd said, my date was reluctant to go
out with me until they saw the size of my
What I said, bank account. That's actually a great answer.
(03:14):
Doesn't match, Ivy, But all right, froggy ned the nerd,
no one wants to go out with him until they
see the size of his blank. I was looking for
head head, Okay, Ivy, I guess a nerd could have
a big head. We're looking for comic book collection. Uh, scary,
(03:39):
ned the nerd. No one was to date him until
they see the size of his blank. Dictionary. Well, that's
a nerd. He's always got a dictionary on him. That's
not correct. Hit the see ivy ivy. Answer. You gave
us a good answer. She did. Answer I had comic
(04:02):
I thought comic book collection was was a great answer,
all right? Uh, Danielle, Ned the Nerd says, my date
was reluctant to go out with me until they saw
the size of my blank roller good answer, yes, because
you know you measured things. They're all the same size.
(04:25):
I guess you could. You could say you ard stick.
And finally, finally we go to Nate. Nate, Ned the
Nerd says, dates don't go out with him until they
see the size of his blank I was close, I said,
Pokemon collection. You know it's a collection, all right, Comic
(04:45):
book IVY. By the way, it's not unusual for people
not to match on this show. Hold on, don't leave,
because you're not you're not. You're not leaving empty handed.
Hold on a second. All right, Oh god, all right,
I'm surprised when said Penis. I am so shocked by measure,
Danielle was as close as possible. Line seven is Charles
from Fort Lauderdale. All right, Charles, it's your turn. You
(05:07):
finally got through after thirty years. Let's make this cat ready,
all right, Charles, at the circus, I saw an attraction
called Ernie the Elephant Man. Turns out they call him
that because his blank is as big as an elephants.
All right, now think about that for a second. He
(05:28):
is Ernie the elephant Man. Elephants have certain characteristics. Okay,
all right, Ernie, let's see, Charles, you know how this
room works. Let's see if you can. Unfortunately, you have
to sell your soul. Yes, guy, score, let's go. I know,
(05:49):
but you know how this works. All right. Guys at
the circus, I saw this attraction called Ernie the Elephant Man.
Turns out they call him that because his blank is
as big as an elephant. What do you think they're
going to say, Charles, Well.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think everybody's so nice and PG I'm gonna say ears.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Ears. Yeah, they have massive ears. Why no, Charles is
being a good guy here. All right, let's go around
the room and see. We'll start with Gandhi Gandhy the
attraction called Ernie the Elephant Man because his blank is
as big as an elephants. I went with Dinger Dinger,
(06:30):
all right, all right, I know, I know, I know,
all right, uh Froggy. They called him Ernie the elephant
Man because his blank is as big as an elephant's.
What I got, penis? All right, all right, penis we
each other?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
High fun?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Really five h scary? What is your answer? As big
as a white elephant's memory. They're known for that. I
don't forget anything that's true, married, I know, but you
have to agree. Elephants do have big ears. Charles's answer
(07:09):
is a good one. Let's go to Danielle. Danielle, they
called him Ernie the elephant Man. It's a circus because
his blank is as big as an elephant's and your
answer is nuts.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
The nuts.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Elephants do love nuts. I'm so sorry about this, Charles,
you and I you're about to tie this thing. Hey, Nate,
Ernie the Elephant Man's called that because his blank is
as big as an elephant's blank.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I would pay to see this bowel movement. That's the
worst you imagine that somebody has a bowel movement as big.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
As an elephant. I'm I'm sure it happens, all right, Well,
there you go. We have no we have to die
between Charles and Ivy. Do they both go away?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
We got to do another one? Oh no, no, if
there's a god in heaven, we'll never be allowed to
do that. All right, So Ivy and Charles? What do
you have for iv and Charles? Because they tied at zero,
we're gonna split the prize. They're each going to get
two hundred and fifty dollars thanks to crape a rin
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the morning show.
All right, Nate has come up with some interesting questions. Today,
we have two contestants. Let's meet contestant number one from
line fourteen, and let's talk to Ivy. Hi, Ivy, welcome
to match Game.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey, how y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Y'all doing? Okay? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Recent?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know? Living good?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
As you know? I like your attitude. Ivy's calling from Columbus, Georgia.
Have you heard us play match game before?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I might have my memory not so good?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, yeah, good, that'll help out. I found that having
no memory going to life helps me out a lot
a bit. All right, let's go talk to our second contestant, Charles,
calling from Fort Lauderdale, listening to Why one hundred point seven,
Line seven? Hi, Charles, how you feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I am okay. I can't believe it took me thirty
years to get back through to the one hundred Well are.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Welcome?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We've been here all along.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I run concert tickets to sex tists and gravity kills
the opening for them.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh my god, you have been around a long time.
Look at that. Well, Charles, it's good to have you
an honor that you you're still on our team and
in our family. All right, well, let's play match game.
We're gonna go back to Ivy or Charles. Don't leave though,
we'll need you here. Nate. I would love for you
to host our questions here, considering I lost mine, I
(01:28):
don't know. Okay, well I'll do the first one. I'm
sure i'll re send you the other in the meantime.
How about that? Okay, okay, so Ivy listened closely. Nate's
going to read a statement with a with a blank
in it. Now, think about what you think our stars
are going to put in that blank. But don't give
us your answer quite yet. Okay, Okay, I just put
it in a Yeah, Okay, I'm back. I'm back. Okay,
(01:50):
here we go. It's now time for the first one.
Ned the Nerd. Ned's a nerd. Ned the Nerd said
my date was reluctant to go out with me, that
is until she saw the size of my blank. All right, now,
think about it. Don't give us an nsry yet, Ivy
(02:11):
little thinking music again. Ned is a nerd. No one
wanted to go out with him until they saw the
size of that NERD's blank. Okay, okay, I know this
is going to go off the rails immediately. All right,
the answers are in. Let's go to Ivy. Hey, Ivy,
(02:31):
Ned the nerd says, my date didn't want to go
out with me until they saw the size of my blank.
What do you think? Everyone in the room said, I
don't know if y'all said it, but it's the only
thing I could really think of that makes sense when
it comes to nerds. I would think comic book collection. Wow, okay, answer,
(02:52):
you know what that is. I don't think any of these,
any of these the perverts are going to say that,
but we know you had a good answer. All right,
let's go around the room. We'll start with Gandhi Gandhi.
Ned the nerd said, my date was reluctant to go
out with me until they saw the size of my
What I said, bank account. That's actually a great answer.
(03:14):
Doesn't match, Ivy, But all right, froggy ned the nerd,
no one wants to go out with him until they
see the size of his blank. I was looking for
head head, Okay, Ivy, I guess a nerd could have
a big head. We're looking for comic book collection. Uh, scary,
(03:39):
ned the nerd. No one was to date him until
they see the size of his blank. Dictionary. Well, that's
a nerd. He's always got a dictionary on him. That's
not correct. Hit the see ivy ivy. Answer. You gave
us a good answer. She did. Answer I had comic
(04:02):
I thought comic book collection was was a great answer,
all right? Uh, Danielle, Ned the Nerd says, my date
was reluctant to go out with me until they saw
the size of my blank roller good answer, yes, because
you know you measured things. They're all the same size.
(04:25):
I guess you could. You could say you ard stick.
And finally, finally we go to Nate. Nate, Ned the
Nerd says, dates don't go out with him until they
see the size of his blank I was close, I said,
Pokemon collection. You know it's a collection, all right, Comic
(04:45):
book IVY. By the way, it's not unusual for people
not to match on this show. Hold on, don't leave,
because you're not you're not. You're not leaving empty handed.
Hold on a second. All right, Oh god, all right,
I'm surprised when said Penis. I am so shocked by measure,
Danielle was as close as possible. Line seven is Charles
from Fort Lauderdale. All right, Charles, it's your turn. You
(05:07):
finally got through after thirty years. Let's make this cat ready,
all right, Charles, at the circus, I saw an attraction
called Ernie the Elephant Man. Turns out they call him
that because his blank is as big as an elephants.
All right, now think about that for a second. He
(05:28):
is Ernie the elephant Man. Elephants have certain characteristics. Okay,
all right, Ernie, let's see, Charles, you know how this
room works. Let's see if you can. Unfortunately, you have
to sell your soul. Yes, guy, score, let's go. I know,
(05:49):
but you know how this works. All right. Guys at
the circus, I saw this attraction called Ernie the Elephant Man.
Turns out they call him that because his blank is
as big as an elephant. What do you think they're
going to say, Charles, Well.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think everybody's so nice and PG I'm gonna say ears.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Ears. Yeah, they have massive ears. Why no, Charles is
being a good guy here. All right, let's go around
the room and see. We'll start with Gandhi Gandhy the
attraction called Ernie the Elephant Man because his blank is
as big as an elephants. I went with Dinger Dinger,
(06:30):
all right, all right, I know, I know, I know,
all right, uh Froggy. They called him Ernie the elephant
Man because his blank is as big as an elephant's.
What I got, penis? All right, all right, penis we
each other?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
High fun?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Really five h scary? What is your answer? As big
as a white elephant's memory. They're known for that. I
don't forget anything that's true, married, I know, but you
have to agree. Elephants do have big ears. Charles's answer
(07:09):
is a good one. Let's go to Danielle. Danielle, they
called him Ernie the elephant Man. It's a circus because
his blank is as big as an elephant's and your
answer is nuts.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
The nuts.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Elephants do love nuts. I'm so sorry about this, Charles,
you and I you're about to tie this thing. Hey, Nate,
Ernie the Elephant Man's called that because his blank is
as big as an elephant's blank.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I would pay to see this bowel movement. That's the
worst you imagine that somebody has a bowel movement as big.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
As an elephant. I'm I'm sure it happens, all right, Well,
there you go. We have no we have to die
between Charles and Ivy. Do they both go away?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
We got to do another one? Oh no, no, if
there's a god in heaven, we'll never be allowed to
do that. All right, So Ivy and Charles? What do
you have for iv and Charles? Because they tied at zero,
we're gonna split the prize. They're each going to get
two hundred and fifty dollars thanks to crape a rin
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