March 8, 2025 • 123 mins
Today, we break down the seven details that reveal everything about a person, expose Instagram’s worst commenters, and help Smiling Steven recover from his brutal Hinge date. Plus, we debate side piece behavior, Elvis’ questionable plumbing choices, and just how fast is too fast to binge a show!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Like the butt crack at dawn.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
See Daddy's buying today.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm gonna come to your bedside tonight.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hey, so are we?
Speaker 6 (00:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Do you consider yourself right at reading some like first
impressions or things little nuances they have that can tell
you a lot about their personality? Oh? Really? Like what?
Speaker 7 (00:44):
For instance, I'm so good at knowing if someone's in
distress or not. Hell uh, Well, for instance, I know
when you're annoyed, Elvis. So it's like, right now, I
could see in your face you're not happy.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm very happy, so obviously not me. So obviously you're
striking out. I take it back, I'm totally happy with you.
So you're not good at that anyone else?
Speaker 8 (01:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, yes, scary.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
I can spot a fake person a mile away, like
if someone's being fake to you, like when you're getting
fake hospitality when they.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Have to be nice to you just because it's their job.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yet, right, Okay, you're good at that? What about you? Gandhi?
What what like nuances in someone's personality traits really tell
you a lot about them?
Speaker 9 (01:28):
I think there's a way that people look at you
when you first meet them. And sometimes we've all met
these people. They just size you up like head to toe.
They're taking everything in and judging immediately. And most of
those people who do the elevator eyes all the way
up and down have turned out to not be so
kind in the future.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Also, the people when you're having conversations with them, they're
looking behind your head to see who else is in
the room. Yeah, or how they treat other people. Anyway,
So Gandhi found you know this great article. I want
to kind of like steal some stuff from it. Seven
insignificant details that tell you a lot about someone. And
just in passing when we have brought it up, a
lot of people, a lot of you texted in about, well,
(02:10):
if you see someone who's not nice to animals, you
know that they're probably a dud.
Speaker 9 (02:15):
Hell yes, absolutely, Even like the pigeons and the rats
in New York City, when I see people try to
kick them out of the way, I lose it.
Speaker 10 (02:23):
I'm like, really, dude, this is their space, not yours.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
To be honest, you know, when a rat's on your foot,
you do tend to accidentally cook a kick a little
bit no, But also and Danielle brought up a good
one too, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Moms, you have to make sure they're nice to their mom.
If someone's that nice to their mom, kick them.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
To the curb exactly. You can tell a lot about people.
And also, if you're in a restaurant and the person
you're with treats whoever is waiting on your whatever like crap,
they're probably not worthy of your time at all, because
these people are there to make sure you have a
good time and you're going to be mean to them. No,
not at all. So this list was kind of great
(03:03):
insignificant ways you can tell a lot about someone. One
Malcolm S. Forbes once said, you can easily judge the
character of a person by how they treat those who
can do nothing for them absolutely, for instance, So if
you're only nice to people who you can get something
out of. If someone's only nice to you and you
see they treat other people like crap because you're the
only one who can take care of them in some situation,
(03:24):
you know that you really shouldn't be hanging out.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
With them, And you know what the other thing to
that is. And I've seen this happen many times people
will hang out with someone until they have no use
for them anymore, and then they're out dispose of them,
which I've seen happen so much, and I'm like, dude,
that is not cool.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's true. That's why, Nate, we have to have a
meeting later maybe job yes, Kandhi.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
One of the things that took me a long time
to realize with these jobs is that everybody presents their
best foot forward with us.
Speaker 10 (03:53):
So you think everybody's so nice and we have the greatest.
Speaker 9 (03:55):
People, but that's not true because so many people want
something from us, like hey me my business on the air.
So not everybody is a nice person. You think that
they are, And it took a while for me to
kind of get there.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Wait, So the way customers treat service employees at restaurants,
cafes and other establishments, it really tells you a lot
about them. Yeah, there's the greater picture is how people
treat others who can't do anything for them. And by
the way, this article I'm reading is called, as I said,
seven insignificant details that tell you a lot about someone
by Andy G. I don't know what the G stands for.
(04:29):
Another sector of people, another personality trait that tells you
a lot about a person how they interact with those
from whom they want something.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Yes, yeah, when suddenly your friend is like kissing up
to someone and you're like, eh.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Exactly, it's sort of like what you were just talking
about Gandhi. For example, when some guys see women they like,
they seem nice and happy for a moment before reverting
to their old selves again, and you wouldn't experience that totally.
So if you can recognize I kiss up, then you
know that maybe Okay, what are they like when they
don't need something from you?
Speaker 11 (05:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Another another trait to look for in people, how they
follow through on their promises. Give me, you know, like
give me if I've benute talking to you an answer
and then never give you an answer, right, get back
to you by Friday. Now there's no Friday.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
Right, I'm totally gonna do that. Just give me a
minute and I'll send it. No, you didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So a lot of us, you know, we make promises
and we don't keep them. So look, life happens, and
sometimes it's necessary to wiggle out of things, right or
say look, I can't I promised you I could, but
I can't. But if you just move on and just
pretend it never happened. Interesting how their real life life
differs from their social life life.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
That's such a big one.
Speaker 9 (05:51):
One of my very best friends and I love him
to death, but if you go to his Instagram page,
it's the most repulsive thing I've ever seen. It's him
flexing his muscles in front of a mirror every single day,
and yeah.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
Does has he lost wight? And he looks good?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I get it, that's what he wants to show off,
but that's not who he is as a person. And
I just look at it and I'm like, oh, come on, man,
you can do better than this.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And we know so many people you're a nice guy though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Come on, Well it's right, it says here in this
article examine how someone behaves on social media versus real life.
Is it always necessary for them to be putting on
a show? And if you think about it, that's kind
of what social media is. I mean, we all sort
of put on a show every once a while. We're
not going to show them like us taking a pooh
or you know, it's like you, we don't show them everything, right, yeah, scary.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I always noticed when it comes to social media, the
follower count versus following count.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You if you're following like a nine hundred people and
you have.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Fourteen followers, a lot of times that's a troll and
they don't have like stuff about themselves. I just noticed
that a lot of people, because anytime I ask a
troll comes onto my social media, it's always someone that
has like about twelve followers, like, oh, you have no friends,
you know, for obvious reasons because Europad, I'm just us
and I notice it a lot.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
But they're following three thousand everybody.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Brittany only twenty four. She has another one. Hey Brittany, Hi,
how are you?
Speaker 12 (07:13):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh, thank you, and thank you very much for listening
to us. We need everyone we can get. So, uh,
what type of personality trait do you see that makes
you go hmmm, I don't know if I trust this person.
Speaker 13 (07:26):
It's how when you treat how you treat older people, like,
you know, like I just feel like if you're mean to,
you know, older people, then you're not a very good
person either.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's true.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Give up your seat on the subway for an older
person exactly exactly.
Speaker 13 (07:44):
And so it's like I saw that the other day,
and like there was this older lady, you know, she
was in a walker and you know, like we were
on the train and these people would not even let
let her sit down. And I'm like, that is so
grue and so I got up and you know, because
I injured my back a couple of months ago, but
(08:04):
you know, I'm a lot younger, and I let her
have my feet, you know, And so that's just that's
just how life works, you.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Know, person.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
So you know, and there you go, and it's okay
to notice that you're you're good and and you know what,
I've always been impressed by are as an example uh
Asian culture, how they always put older people up on
a pedestal.
Speaker 14 (08:30):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 13 (08:34):
So it is such an honor to speak with you
guys for like fifteen years. I'm like, this is the
first time I've gotten so I'm.
Speaker 15 (08:42):
Like, oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well, I'm glad you got through because what you had
to say was very important. And Brittany, by the way,
I'm the oldest person on the show. These people they
treat me like crap, I know, but you know, my
birth certificate has me born way before them, and they
treat me like hammered crap and thank you, Brittany, you
(09:07):
have a great day.
Speaker 13 (09:07):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Now here's another one in the listen. I think this
is very interesting because I want us to discuss this.
They say you can tell a lot about a person
by the appearance of their vehicle. Yeah, okay, really.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
It's clean.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm sure what like if it's clean or not?
Speaker 16 (09:27):
Well, yeah, I guess I think dirty car, dirty crots.
You have a dirty car you don't take care of.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
So the only people I will give a pass to
in that, though, is people who have little kids, because
you know, you've all gotten to someone's car and they
have car seats back there, and then there's like smush
macaroni in the floor. I imagine it's probably really difficult to
keep up with that.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
All the time.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
But if you're single and you're living in like some
type of landfill of fast.
Speaker 10 (09:51):
Food, ew, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Have you ever gotten in your car and you smell like, Oh,
I think I dropped a French fry yesterday and it rotted.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So I'm thinking of my When I mentioned that, are
you all thinking about what kind of shape your cars
in right now?
Speaker 17 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So there's this writer. I love him. His name is
Malcolm Gladwell. You may have heard of him. He has
a book out called Blink, The Power of Thinking Without Thinking,
And in this research he was researching eighty students who
were rated by their closest friends versus complete strangers who
just spent fifteen minutes visiting their bedrooms. You can also
tell a lot about someone by the messiness of their bedrooms.
(10:27):
I don't know what this suggests. He says is that
it's quite possible for people who have never met us,
and who have spent only twenty minutes thinking about us
to come to a better understanding of who we are
than people who have known us for years. If you
want to get a good idea of whether I'd make
a good employee, drop by my house one day and
take a look around. Wow, don't come to my house
(10:48):
right now. That thing's a sham.
Speaker 10 (10:50):
Yeah, leave my apartment alone, police right now.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Anyway, So.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's interesting to we all have different nuances that we
look for in pe right Yeah. Absolutely, some of it's
just built in. And I know that in our experience
with dealing with mass amounts of people at any given time,
not so much lately. You can see someone coming a
mile away that you kind of want to turn and
go the other way because you get to learn about
where what you're going to learn about them eventually, which
(11:19):
I know, I don't know. Maybe we're just booking, we're
judging books by the covers, but I don't.
Speaker 17 (11:24):
Know, I don't.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
I think there are some things though, that are a
big deal that end up being a big deal, like
later in life. And for me, one of the things
is watch somebody when they don't get their way, when
something doesn't go the way they want it to go.
How do they act in that situation, because it's fascinating.
You will see people turn into giant babies or be
exceptionally rude, And then you have people who are kind
(11:45):
of like whatever, roll with it, flow like water.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
It is what it is. What can you do about it?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
My face with those people, Gandhi. My favorite is are
people who are so nice to you when you're giving
them what they want, and then as soon as you
can't do something, you are the biggest jackass.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
That line twenty is Laura. She says, you can tell
a lot about somebody.
Speaker 14 (12:07):
By what, Laura, what they do with their grocery cart
after they're doneloading their car.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
We talked about this. Absolutely, go go ahead and finish
that up, Laura, because it's so true.
Speaker 14 (12:20):
So if they leave it, you know, buy your car,
or just in the middle so someone else can drive
into it their dirt bag. Okay, I'm sorry, you have
no consideration for other human beings. If you put it
in like the cart thing, all right, you're you're a
good person. We can roll with that. But if you
roll that car all the way back up inside that
(12:41):
grocery store, man, you are an above average human. And
I want to know you.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I agree. And you know a lot of times they
give you the cart corral right there in the parking lot,
right right there. Yeah, one day it was kind of funny.
We sat in the car and just kind of watched
for a while to see we go, okay, this person
right here. I bet you they do not return the
cart and play cart return or no car return.
Speaker 14 (13:02):
I have said something before.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It tells you kind of how bored we are with
our lives. But very good point. Thank you, Laura. Thank
you for listening to us as well.
Speaker 14 (13:10):
Laura, thank you have a great day.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Have you ever like said something to someone before about
that I have the car corral was right next to
their car, and I said, you're gonna leave it there?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, Oh, they'll put it up on the They'll put
it up on the little island that's made out of
like like lava, lava rock and whatever right there.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And then they kind of was like, mind you business,
look at.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
This, people are texting in things. I judge people by
the way they drive. You know, people can be really
if you cannot have the same courtesy in your car
as you do in a line at a grocery store,
then it says a lot about you and Gandhi this
is a good one too that you just posted on us.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Oh yeah, I absolutely judge people the way they exit
a plane. I have no idea why people in the
last row think as soon as that plane lands they
need to run to the front and l people and
grab their bags and get off like no one else
was waiting.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
I feel like there's an order. It's row by roe.
That's how you get off a plane. Stop causing chaos.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
We essentially could go on and on all day, and
we all look for some things that others don't look
for or whatever. But you know what, I think the
bottom line is just being kind to people. And it
really starts there, you know.
Speaker 18 (14:22):
Interesting wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 17 (14:34):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones happened?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
All right, Danielle, what's it all about today?
Speaker 17 (14:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, Paul and Shannon just had a baby and it's
a baby girl. They named her Danielle. She ordered some
birth announcements that she wanted to send out to her
friends and they came back wrong. So she obviously is
waiting for a call from the place that she ordered
from to see if they could correct it. I'm calling
to tell her it is not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Let's see what happens in today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Hello, yeah, Hi, I'm looking for Shannon.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
Please. This is Shannon.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, Hi, Shannon, this is Stephanie from ter Engravings.
Speaker 14 (15:11):
Oh my, did you get my call?
Speaker 10 (15:14):
M What was the problem?
Speaker 19 (15:17):
Well?
Speaker 20 (15:17):
I afer the Welcome to the Jungle birth announcements and
there must have been some mistake because it says meet
our daughter daniel and my daughter is Danielle.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, it says welcome, I have here the order. Welcome
to the jungle, meet our new daughter, daniel.
Speaker 20 (15:34):
My daughter's name is Danielle.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So then why did you type daniel on the order form?
Speaker 20 (15:38):
Well, I obviously didn't type daniel. My daughter's name is
Danielle d A N I E L L E.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well that's how I would spell it, too, But apparently
you're spelling it daniel. I don't know how you people.
Thank you new parents nowadays. You you this is an
opportunity for you to make the name a little more
exotic Danielle.
Speaker 20 (15:59):
No, that's not what I want. I don't want her
name to be Exotica. Want her name to be Danielle.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Now I wonder, Jenny Eelle, are you for real?
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
This is how you spelt it on the order form.
Speaker 20 (16:10):
It is not spell the way on the order form.
I would not spell it that way on the order form. Okay.
Speaker 17 (16:14):
I just had to give birth announcements.
Speaker 20 (16:16):
To my entire family, Okay, and I want it to
be Danielle.
Speaker 17 (16:19):
I put Danielle. Okay, Okay, but very much.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You know, we have no refund policy, and if we
were mistaken, we would give you a refund. But I
didn't make the mistake, and so it's a personalized sake.
Speaker 20 (16:31):
I didn't make a mistake. I didn't make the mistake.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
What are you getting so upset about. You can easily
fix it at home, because.
Speaker 20 (16:38):
I have to send four hundred cards out to my
entire family and friends. Okay, and I'm not gonna send
it to my daughter daniel when her name is Danielle.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, Okay, Well, what you need to do is go
over and purchase a precise V five rolling ball extra
fine pen from Pilot because we have found in our
research that it is the same Zec color ink. And
you can just go ahead and put the L on
the E in there yourself and it will look exactly
as the same.
Speaker 20 (17:05):
With my newborn baby sitting here. That's what I had
time to do. Yeah, thank you. Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Maybe you got a problem with your like keyboard, unplug
it from the computer and plug it back in. Maybe
a key was stopping with the keyboard.
Speaker 20 (17:17):
Okay, it is not a problem with the keyboard. I'm
not so you did me, daniel No, I didn't. You're
just you're just making me flestern because I'm so confused
right now.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It's what's happening, Well, it's not my fault. You confuse
about your kids name my.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Faller right now.
Speaker 20 (17:34):
I'm not confused about that, okay, I'm confused as to
why this company would be so Wait.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
When you say stupid, you're talking about yourself. What are
you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Right now?
Speaker 20 (17:48):
Have you ever been through pregnancy for nine months?
Speaker 17 (17:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (17:53):
Yeah? And what's your kid's name? Huh?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
John?
Speaker 17 (17:57):
And so what if you ordered.
Speaker 20 (17:59):
Worth Elseman cards and they came back as Joan? How
would you feel about that? Hot j o A n.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
My kid's name isn't Joan. I wouldn't have stupid right now?
Speaker 20 (18:13):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I wouldn't have put that into the order form because
that's not my kid's name.
Speaker 20 (18:17):
I think you need to check your attitude.
Speaker 17 (18:19):
Okay, I am. I am the customer.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's always what can you do me a favor?
Speaker 19 (18:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Just raise your kid to listen to Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show and then we'll give you a refund.
What this is Danielle min Arrow from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show And you just got phone tapped? Is
your husband Paul on the phone?
Speaker 11 (18:43):
Paul?
Speaker 20 (18:44):
Oh my god, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 21 (18:52):
This phone table was pre recorded in permission granted by
All Party series the.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvish Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Smiling Stephens on the line. Hey Steven, Hey Alvis, Hey guys, Hey,
there are so smiling. Stephen is our Q one h
two Philadelphia producer and he's an old friend of ours
and he's just the best guy. But I heard a
story about your love life. Is it okay to talk
about this on the air, of course? Well, no, no hesitation.
What's so you met someone and you planned a date.
(19:28):
How did you meet this guy?
Speaker 16 (19:30):
Uh?
Speaker 22 (19:30):
Hinge hinge?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Okay, all right, and you said meet me at a
certain place at a certain time or did he say.
Speaker 22 (19:36):
That he proposed seven o'clock Sunday night, meet me at
a bar. So I get there seven o'clock Sunday night,
thirty minutes away, get there and he's not there. So
I kind of wait by the door, text him say hey,
you know, got a you know, are you on your way?
Don't hear anything. Five minutes later, I'm like, you know what,
I'm going to get a table. I'll get a drink,
(19:57):
you know, no worries. So I'm like, I'm by the table.
You know, you'll be able to see me, Like, I'm
right by the door.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Okay, Steven, So how many texts in are you at
this point? Saying Hey, Yo, here's what's going on?
Speaker 22 (20:07):
Three or four?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
What and what time is it? Past seven o'clock?
Speaker 22 (20:11):
Seven ten, seven fifteen at this point?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Okay?
Speaker 22 (20:16):
So I'm like every five minutes, I'm kind of hey,
you know, I just ordered something, you know, can't wait
to see you. And then like seven twenty kind of
rolls around and I'm like, uh, are you there? Still
haven't heard anything? Wow, totally silent.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, So how many texts are you in at seven twenty?
Speaker 22 (20:35):
I would say six at this point, you know.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
You know your iPhone's starting to smell like desperation at this.
Speaker 22 (20:44):
I know, but I'm also kind of like I've already
made the trick all the way out here, like I
don't want to just be sitting here by myself, like
I could have done other things on a Sunday night.
Speaker 17 (20:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
So at this point, you're looking around how many people
in the bar.
Speaker 22 (20:59):
It's crowd and the worst thing is there's people waiting
for seats. So there I am sitting at a table
by myself with the menu, and there's all these people like,
why isn't he ordering anything?
Speaker 8 (21:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Okay, so now, okay, what time is it?
Speaker 11 (21:13):
Now?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Bring me up to date.
Speaker 22 (21:15):
It is seven thirty okay.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
So thirty minutes late. Not only is he not there,
he hasn't replied to one text.
Speaker 22 (21:22):
Yeah, he hasn't replied to anything. So at this point
I turned to the waitress and I'm like, I think
I'm being stood up. And she turns to me and
she's like, well, you know, hopefully tomorrow will be a
better day and.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Get back on that horse and ride, all right.
Speaker 22 (21:44):
And so she she comes by and she's like, well,
do you want to order anything? And at this point
it's like, you know what, I'm not hungry. I'd rather
just kind of go home and you know, eat pizza
or something. So she's like, don't worry about the drink,
it's on the house.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
You felt so bad you got to pay a pittycocktail?
I get, yeah, exactly, all right, Well so did you okay,
so what time did you leave? He was supposed to
meet you at seven and you walked.
Speaker 22 (22:08):
Out the door at seven thirty five.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Okay, So the question is how long is appropriate to
wait for your date, even if you haven't and even
if even heard from them, you're like, they're totally I mean,
it is so Scooby doo, you've been ghosted. I mean,
so you walked out. How'd you feel walking out?
Speaker 22 (22:31):
A little bit of like I felt like this is
something that only happens in the movies. I honestly felt
like I took it in stride. I felt like this
is like something off my bucket list, like getting shut
up is like something I can now say I have experienced, okay,
and or trying to take it all in stride, and
it was like, you know what, it's a good warning
sign if this is how he's going to be like
first date, like Lord knows what he's going.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
To be like exactly third day, and do not go
out with him if he texts you and says when
you go out another chance?
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Ah oh oh no opposite, you set up that date
and then stand him up.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I sisterly advice from God. Danielle One says, do not
date him. He says, call him out on the day. Okay.
So uh, subsequently, what happened? Did did you ever hear
from him?
Speaker 22 (23:16):
Yes. He text me like an hour later when I'm
back home and he's like, hey, I'm sorry. I really
wanted to you know, I was looking forward to our
date Tony, so he said t O n I. So
I thought maybe he just like forgot to put the
night on part of like Tony. And then he decides
to dig his grave a little deeper by saying, oops,
I called you Tony. That's not your name. And so
(23:37):
I literally just kind of did not respond to him
so and didn't give an excuse, didn't give anything. So
the next morning he texted me, he says, I'm so sorry, Stephen.
He said what happened? And he said he went home,
he sat on the couch and he fell asleep.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah whatever, Yeah, all right, Well, you know you said
it yourself. You probably figured him out early, and that's
a good thing. I have another Stephen. Hi, Stephen, say
hi to Steven.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
Hello, how are you hi?
Speaker 22 (24:05):
Stephen?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
So hello lady. So Stephen, you got stood up last
night on a date.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
I did, Well, it wasn't necessarily a date.
Speaker 23 (24:15):
This guy and now were I just got broken up
with a week and a half ago, and we were
together for five years and I was supposed to hang
out with this guy just to catch up. I hadn't
seen him in like six months, and got all the
way to his place about twenty minutes away, and the
texted him said I'm here. Didn't even come come down
to open up the door.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
God, it just doesn't pay to be again.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Stephen identified the problem.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, gotta change. Did you ever hear from him? And
did he ever say, oh, sorry, I was asleep or.
Speaker 12 (24:48):
What was it?
Speaker 8 (24:49):
You know?
Speaker 23 (24:50):
No, I should have I should have called you guys sooner,
because I was debating whether or not I should text
him this morning and be like, hey, what the hell happened?
Or should I just leave it alone?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
It's his mind up texting him, but his move, you know.
And by the way, hey, you know what, life is
too short and too precious and too and it's worth
it too much for you to like let someone take
advantage of you like they had their chance and they
move on, you know, Steven, you deserve better, And thank
you for listening to a Steven Steven number two.
Speaker 23 (25:19):
Of course every day. Thank you, Thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
And smiling Stephen, you know what, move on, and I'm
assuming you've moved on.
Speaker 17 (25:27):
He's a thing.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It's a first date. You're supposed to be excited about
a first date and the possibilities, not fall asleep on
the couch.
Speaker 22 (25:34):
No, no, well, joke's on him. I'm going on a
date tonight.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
So yeah, I fear that something else happened. Smiling Stephen.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I think this guy might have shown up, seen you,
and then dipped.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
He probably like, Okay, not my type.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Adorable would very adorable?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Bemb nice look Steve our Stephen is the and he
saw him on the app.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
Right, Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 22 (26:03):
Like it's not a surprise. No.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Hey, you know there are people out there that set
up dates and never show up. That's that's kind of
like their sport.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Evil.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
But anyway, so yeah, we moved on beyond that guy done.
All right, So you go out on your day tonight,
and God, he better show up otherwise I'll.
Speaker 22 (26:18):
Give you another call.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
It's true, all right, Stephen, best of luck to you.
Speaker 17 (26:23):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
He's so cute.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh he's the best. Yeah, I love him. Now he's
a total cash. So okay. Question, what is the proper
amount of time to wait for someone? I'm telling you
I would probably wait. I don't know. It depends on
what they look like now I care cool.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
So I feel like in twenty twenty, there are so
many ways to communicate with somebody that if you haven't
talked to them before you leave and made sure they're
going to be there on time, I wouldn't even leave.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Yeah, yeah, we have a date at seven. Hey, I'm
on the way and you don't write back, and I'm
not going okay, but.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
What if you get there and how long do you wait?
Speaker 10 (26:56):
Ten minutes with an out of text back by ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Because you could say, hey, running late, I'm with yeah,
just wait for me.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
See. The thing is you're also I mean, we have track.
There are circumstances. I don't know why you can't text back,
because that's that's the that's the key. I don't I'm
going to give it thirty. Is that too much? That's perfect?
I'm with you, Gandhi's shaking her head. She's like, no, I.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Am very intolerant about this kind of stuff and you
should be.
Speaker 10 (27:21):
Yeah, ten minutes and I'm out, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
But if I with you elvis, It really does depend
on what they look like. But if it's thinks somewhere
really hot that I've been wanting to go out with
for a while. I might read a little longer.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Give them Gandhi if they're hot.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Given thirteen minutes, all right, just it's thirteen minutes late
an hour.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
morning show.
Speaker 17 (27:51):
I'll kill you after party.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
What is the direction of today's podcast?
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Podcast?
Speaker 17 (27:57):
We record daily when the morning show is finished.
Speaker 10 (27:59):
It wasn't a lot.
Speaker 17 (28:00):
I heard radio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
That's the after party.
Speaker 17 (28:04):
Mister R in the morning show, Come.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
On, Wake up, Wake up?
Speaker 17 (28:14):
How mister Ran in the morning.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
So hey, great caller, Lauren and Lauren, thank you for
holding so long. I'm so so sorry about that. But
we saw your text and that we so so were
intrigued because it made so much sense. It rained true.
Go ahead, tell everyone what you're texting about.
Speaker 24 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (28:30):
So my question is how fast have you ever Binge
watched a series, whether it's on Netflix or humlu or whatever.
I'm a teacher. I essentially am a teacher. I'm actually
aden of students at a high school, so I work
a teacher schedule, and I started to watch Great Anatomy
on Netflix. I finished it in a month and a half.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Okay, so I'm filming in how many? How many seasons? Uh?
Is in Gray's Anatomy lur.
Speaker 25 (29:01):
There are twenty five about episodes in every single season.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 25 (29:06):
So you know, my friends are saying maybe that I
don't have a life, but I think the smells because
they can't preachet it.
Speaker 26 (29:12):
No.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I mean, look, you know, I to to binge watch
one season I think is admirable, but to binge watch
fifteen seasons. I was just told there are three hundred
and forty two episodes. Oh my, so that's there.
Speaker 24 (29:26):
An put it like that.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I mean, okay, so hobbies or something, Well, hold on,
let me let me let me break it down for you.
There are three hundred and seventy six total hours twenty
nine days.
Speaker 10 (29:39):
My god.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
So but so that's fast. So your question was, what's
the fastest time you have binge watched a series? Not
a season, but a series. That's a lot.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
That is a lot. It takes me a long time.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
So Lauren, for instance, I'm under the pressure from all
my friends to go back and watch Game of Thrones.
Ever watched I watched one? I mean in the middle
it makes sense and I want to do that, but
it's not as long as Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Geez.
Speaker 20 (30:10):
Yeah, I just.
Speaker 25 (30:10):
People said such great things about Gray's Anatomy, so I
was just like, you know what, I might as well
just do it. I have the time now. But now
it's kind of like I have this empty void in
my life yet another series.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
We all experienced that, Laurie, we're with you on that.
By the way, Obviously you enjoyed it because you didn't
drop it.
Speaker 25 (30:28):
Oh yeah, I loved it. It was there was there
was a couple of episodes where I was just like,
it's kind of getting kind of blooming, you.
Speaker 24 (30:35):
Know, picked it right back up.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
By the way, I just think that's incredible. And if
your friends give you a hell for that, screw them.
You enjoyed it. I actually went back and watched Downton
Abbey and I'm like, it's the last thing on earth
I everyon want to watch. And I watched it and
fell in love with it. But it's like, again, nowhere
near like Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
But are you moving your legs around a lot? Like
are you worried about blood clots?
Speaker 11 (30:57):
Well?
Speaker 25 (30:57):
I have a fit it out morning, so you know,
I get get my steps in in the morning, and
then you know, it'll remind me at the end of
every hour, Oh, you have ten minutes to get two
hundred fifty steps, Like, all right, I guess I should
get up the movie. So I think I'm good on that.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm going to tell you, Lauren, we had people texting
in I binge watched uh Gray's Anatomy in thirty two days,
and here's someone who says, yeah, look at that, and
I've binge watched fourteen seasons of Grays in two weeks.
But fourteen seasons.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know how much Shit's Creak? Have you watched
It's Creaking?
Speaker 8 (31:30):
I have watched its CP.
Speaker 25 (31:32):
Yeah that was It's so funny. I'm kind of sad
because I feel like it ended at a part where
there was so much more, you know, there's room for
so much more action that could have happened.
Speaker 11 (31:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (31:42):
I don't know if it's coming back or whatever, but yeah,
I love Shit's Creek. I'm thinking about moving on to
Stranger Things after this.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That hurts.
Speaker 25 (31:50):
It's like thirty episodes or so, and I can knock
it out really.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, you know, you know, Lauren, this binge watching thing
is still you know, several years. It's still a new thing.
We're learning now. We're learning that if you see a
big hype on a show and it's been out for
a couple of seasons, start watching it now and catch
up and don't wait until it's fifteen seasons in. But
I mean, we learn that, and people are texting you
now that Game of Thrones is actually easy to binge
(32:17):
as well. So I got work to do. We got
work to do. But you're an inspiration, Lauren. Thank you
so much, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Do Stranger
Things is great.
Speaker 26 (32:25):
All right, Thanks, I have a great day you too.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Take care. Gray's anatomy. That's that's a long one. Hi, Haley, Hi,
you also watched fourteen seasons of Grays in thirty two days.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I did my senior year of college.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
I did it in like the last month.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Of school, white lot of course, the month we have finals. Yeah, okay,
check out, all right.
Speaker 27 (32:48):
It was much better than studying.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
All right, we can do it. We can do it,
all right, Haley. Thank you. You have a beautiful well
to day. Okay, wait, I'm hearing more like Kelly. Game
of Thrones. You binged the whole thing.
Speaker 24 (32:59):
Yes, so I watched like a week or like a season,
I'm sorry, like a season before I started binge watching
it because it took me like five tries to.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Get through the first three episodes.
Speaker 24 (33:12):
And then I had a week of fun employment in
between jobs, so I literally sat on my couch the
entire time and did nothing else.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I will do that. Wow, it's better than watching porn,
you know. Oh well, it's it's a it's a close.
It's a close, right, Okay, all right, good?
Speaker 11 (33:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
But even if you're you're not. So if you're employed
and you have a life out there, you got to
live and go do your things. I mean, how how
long do you need to watch the entire series of
Game of Thrones? What do you think, Kelly?
Speaker 19 (33:42):
Oh?
Speaker 24 (33:42):
I think maybe a month and a half. You could
probably if you had no life, max out like four
or five episodes a night. Okay, there's lots of process too.
I recommend watching with a friend who's seen it before
so you can.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Ask them all your questions and because they always give
things away. Yeah, I'm awful, I have big mouths. Imagine that.
All right, Kelly, Great, I'm on it. Thanks to you.
I'm gonna watch Game of Thrones. I'm gonna I'm gonna
do it.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
I'm gona think you can do it.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Thank you, Kelly. Have a great day. Oh this is
a great story. Hello Morgan, Oh my gosh, how you doing. Welcome,
Welcome to the show. So, guys, you remember that show
that was on ABC called Lost. Yes, they named it
that because you get lost watching its.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Actually the end of it was what the hell happened?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
So you binged it years ago?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Right?
Speaker 8 (34:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 28 (34:29):
I was seventeen and I got grounded, but I still
was allowed to use my computer for school. So instead
of doing my homework, I binge watched Lost in like
two weeks.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Now, why were you grounded? Do you remember? Well?
Speaker 28 (34:48):
I started out because I got caught smoking weed, right,
and then I lied, and then I got caught smoking
cigarettes at a party, and then it just kind of
spiraled from there.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Wow, you sound like you sound like a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You so much fun.
Speaker 28 (35:08):
But uh and so, but my dad was like, well,
we can't take away your computer because I did a
blended class and so I mean Lost.
Speaker 24 (35:18):
There you go, six seasons.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I'm gonna be honest with you, Morgan, there is sometimes
as an adult, I wish I could get grounded.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean I feel that way.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
The adult version of grounded is like an intervention you
go away for a couple.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Of months, or like house arrest.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, house arrest. I don't know. Maybe it's not as good,
but I don't know. All Right, thank you, Morgan. I'm in.
I'm gonna I'm gonna find ways to get grounded. I am.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I dated someone whose dad was on house arrest and
he just watched a lot of movies.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I'm going to be on house arrest.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
I was on house arrest in fourth grade. I got
in trouble. It was summertime too.
Speaker 29 (35:52):
It was awful.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Did you have an electronic anklet?
Speaker 19 (35:54):
No?
Speaker 9 (35:54):
I had mom and dad like, do you step one
foot out that door? It's like an electronic but it
was implemented by the court so.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Of mom and dad.
Speaker 10 (36:04):
No, the court of law, and then mom and dad
had to enforce it. In fourth grade, Yes, it was
like a yeah, juvenile thing, What did you do?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
What did you do?
Speaker 23 (36:13):
Well?
Speaker 10 (36:13):
I went to J. C.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Penny and then I shoplifted with my friend and we
took Yeah, it was really stupid and we got caught
and it was like a lot of money, so was
a felony amount or felony charge.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
So that was what I had to.
Speaker 11 (36:24):
J C.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Penny with a friend in fourth grade.
Speaker 10 (36:26):
Yeah, well my mom was there too.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
This is one of those things where I think they're
probably listening right now and getting I rate so mad
about it.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
Yes, sorry, Mom and dad. I never did again.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Did you ever shoplift after that?
Speaker 22 (36:42):
No?
Speaker 10 (36:42):
I got so scared. It was awful. My whole summer
was ruined.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Daniel's an adult, She's still shoplift.
Speaker 17 (36:53):
Elvis in the Morning show. A mistran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
So you're on Instagram or wherever and you see someone
make a negative comment and you immediately have to look
them up and look up their Instagram and their profile
and see more about them. Yes, I need to learn
more about this A hole.
Speaker 19 (37:16):
This.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
I have definitely done it a couple of times and
I walk away from it, like look at bumb and
they're stupid, enous.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Froggy. Do you ever do that?
Speaker 17 (37:25):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
All the time.
Speaker 16 (37:26):
I'll see somebody and I'll go, okay, I'll go search
through there. All the things they've liked, are the people
they follow or the things they've said and then when
I find.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Out that they're really kind of not right, I feel
about myself exactly Danielle all the time. What we should
be doing, Danielle is we should just ignore them, delete them,
block them, whatever, and move on. But no, we need
to go investigate. We need to go see who this
a hole is.
Speaker 17 (37:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I posted a picture of Gandhi and some guy posted
a rude something about her eyes and the way she looks,
and I said something rude back to him, and then
everyone started yelling at him. I'm like, well, who is
this guy making fun? You shouldn't make fun of people
and their physical being and whatever. I'm just a douchey thing.
(38:06):
So everyone else starts looking at him too. Oh, this
guy has kids. I see his kids, and on his
Instagram page, I bet he's teaching them how to be
a holes too. And at that point I'm like, okay, well,
I don't like the back and forth. I get nerves
when people start fighting each other and whatever. And then
then someone noticed he's in the army, and I'm like,
oh God, okay, look, he served in the military. We
(38:29):
want to be respectful because he's in the military. But
then you think there are a holes in the military too.
I mean, people in the military will tell you, yeah,
there's a hole two. And then someone said, yeah, typical army,
let's here it for the r Force. And that's when
I decided, let's take this down. Yeah, I don't want people,
you know, totally belittling this guy, even though he belittled
you first.
Speaker 10 (38:48):
Well, that was nice of you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
But look when anyone when these people saw him insulting you, gandhi,
they immediately went to his page to see what they
could insult.
Speaker 10 (38:57):
Right, I love you all for that. Whoever did it nice?
And I kind of do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Is that usually the way though, Like these people who
come out, especially like in politics and whatever, and they
like throw people under the bus and whatever. You wind
up seeing what's in their closets eventually, and it's worse
than what they were complaining about the first place, you know.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
What I mean?
Speaker 9 (39:18):
And I just you want to tell people, like, please
stop acting woker than now, because at some point we
all fall asleep, like it all have.
Speaker 10 (39:24):
It happens to all of us, So back off.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
What's up? Frog?
Speaker 16 (39:28):
Is there a word in the English language that causes
you to react more oppositely than relax. When you tell
somebody to relax, it is the complete opposite of the definition.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Trine down, calm down, calm down.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Right, calm yourself.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
That's what Daniel, that's when people go him.
Speaker 17 (39:48):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
So anyways, we are just so curious to find out
more about the people. Look, what about the people who
say I love you guys? I'll listen every day, you know,
do we know what? We should be finding out more
about them? Because those are the people who are fantastic, right,
what's scary?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Someone criticized the picture that I put up, saying, oh,
look at you, you look like a dufus?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Were trying to do this at night? Did they use
the word dufus? They used the word similar to it.
It was actually much worse.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go investigate
this troll. And then I find out she's a nurse
who cares for this sick. When she's not on my
page trolling, she's like helping people.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Well, what about the lady is godh you listen to
this one? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (40:29):
Somebody told me that they wanted me to get cancer
and just die, And I clicked on her pigeons.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
She was a teacher, a teacher, right, well, she's a teacher.
She taught us that she's a bitch, right all right?
Well good, so we're just as humans.
Speaker 11 (40:44):
We are.
Speaker 17 (40:44):
We need to know more.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I guess I think this is probably it's we're wired
this way. If if we're you know, in the jungle,
and there's a there's some beast that wants to kill us,
we want to know more about that beast. We want
to know more about them, just in case we got
to get up and fight them. And I think maybe
that's a natural thing we do, right, It is all
dogs dip each other his butts. We search you on social.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Media, lurk.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, someone on text says you gotta size him up.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
Yeah, gotta know what you're fighting. You have some ammo.
Speaker 9 (41:12):
But I really would like to ask the listeners that
if you're going to take a shot at me, I
just wanted to be more creative than the eyes.
Speaker 10 (41:18):
That's what one's old. We get it all the time.
Are beautiful, thank you, But I you know, come up
with some the better guys. You could do better?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, come on, find something else to insult on going, Come,
let's help the listeners come up with more ways not
to insult God.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Now I've gotten nothing.
Speaker 10 (41:35):
You're gonna waste your time. Make it good?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well, because I remember it. Not long ago someone I
posted a picture of me with some friends and someone said, oh,
there's Elvis the old man trying to wear young guy's clothes.
And so I'm like, well, okay, whatever, I'll dress like
I want. Screw you. I looked at his page and
he's the biggest frump known demand I'm gonna wear that
with you and your orthopedic shoes. Get off my page.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Always.
Speaker 9 (41:57):
Seriously, the people taking shots of athletes are sitting on
their couch in their mom's base pay out of shape,
taking shots at athletes like what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Well, that's the thing and so which brings me to
the That is exactly my other thing that draws me nuts.
People who go into Instagram or mainly Twitter actually to
tear down the other political side, left hating right, right
hating left, and they think they think that these rants
are going to change something for the better. They're not.
(42:26):
You're not doing anything to change for the better. You
really aren't. If you think about it. You can sit
there on your couch and talk about how you hate
Republicans or how you hate democrats. I hate you lefties,
I hate you conservatives. What are you changing by doing that? Nothing?
Speaker 16 (42:41):
All you're doing is is just blowing gas. You really
actually deeper seating their thoughts already. So if they already
hate one side or the other and you're just railing
on them, they're hating the side even more. It's true,
because you're railing on them.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
You're not changing anything. If you want to change something,
get off your ass and go out in the world
and change something.
Speaker 9 (42:58):
Right, it's activism versus slacktivism, and social media causes slacktivism.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Let me write this down slacktivism. How you spell that slacktivism?
We look at slacktivism of slacktivism. I love that.
Speaker 10 (43:08):
Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
I'm a slacktivist. Why what have we learn?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
We've learned that people it's not really you that they're
upset with. It's something within themselves that they're not comfortable with,
of course, and the way that they, you know, get
it out, unfortunately, is to take you know, go trolling
after other people. True, it's sad.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Hello, get out there and change the world. Don't scream
at the world.
Speaker 17 (43:32):
Yeah, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran
phone tappen.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
The letter says, dear Elvis Durant, love listening anyway. My
husband hates telemarketers. Oh idea. My husband avoids telemarketers at
all costs. That's why I think you should have Michael
Oppenheimer give him a phone call. He's got a lot
of patience, but I think Michael Oppenheimer will wear him down.
This is from Nancy Barrera. All right, Nancy wants to
phone tap for her husband, and scary Joan was calling
(44:01):
as the world famous Michael Oppenheimer calling Nancy's husband on
his cell phone to sell him something anything. Later in
the call, he gets so frustrated he passes the phone
to the lady behind the counter at the seven eleven.
All right, listen to this today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tawn.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Hello.
Speaker 29 (44:19):
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How are you doing today? Sir Pilates the surest way
to get into show off shape fast.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
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Speaker 29 (44:29):
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Speaker 11 (44:33):
Again, thank you for the time, and I'm not interested, sir.
Speaker 29 (44:36):
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cents plus shipping and handling, and we'd like to place
your order now.
Speaker 11 (44:42):
Listen to you call my cell phone at sixty cents
a minute. It's costs me enough.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
I'm not interesting.
Speaker 16 (44:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 29 (44:47):
Is there someone who is obese in your family that
we can give this to?
Speaker 19 (44:51):
I said, I'm not interested.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
That is your problem now, sir?
Speaker 17 (44:56):
Is there killing me?
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Hello?
Speaker 29 (45:01):
Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Pilates on.
Speaker 11 (45:04):
EVD Jesus Christ.
Speaker 29 (45:07):
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get into shape fast.
Speaker 11 (45:11):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
You'd like to just offer you one of these today?
Speaker 11 (45:14):
Not interested at.
Speaker 29 (45:15):
An introductory offer of just twenty nine to ninety five
flows shipping and handling.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Listen, I don't it's free.
Speaker 11 (45:21):
I don't want it, sir.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
We will give you half off the price right now.
Speaker 11 (45:24):
Just enough?
Speaker 25 (45:25):
How about I only stick half my foot in your
if you keep rassomy let me alone?
Speaker 17 (45:32):
No way.
Speaker 29 (45:33):
The Zone Pilate system divides your body into three target areas.
Speaker 11 (45:36):
I'd like to divide your body into three target areas
if you keep calling me again.
Speaker 29 (45:40):
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want firm arms and shapely shoulders, you can use the zoom.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Makes you think that I don't have firm arms and
shapely shoulders, I'm.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
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Speaker 29 (45:52):
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is designed to tighten your abs and get rid of
the flab Sir, nuts.
Speaker 28 (46:04):
Hello.
Speaker 29 (46:04):
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and firm buns you've always wanted.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
All buns are fine.
Speaker 29 (46:11):
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Speaker 4 (46:16):
Really, how does that sound?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Is the foot guide map?
Speaker 11 (46:18):
Have a taggy that's in your because that's why I'm
gonna put my foot Sir.
Speaker 29 (46:21):
I will take your credit card information at this time.
Speaker 11 (46:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (46:25):
Your account number?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
One?
Speaker 11 (46:27):
Two?
Speaker 27 (46:27):
Three?
Speaker 11 (46:29):
You leave me alone?
Speaker 29 (46:30):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (46:35):
Really sot to irritate me, just the slightest best, sir.
Speaker 29 (46:37):
If you act now, we will throw in six second abs.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Hmm, let me talk about that.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
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Speaker 11 (46:45):
Body burner body another tough one.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
No, sir, what is your address so we could send
you some literature at this time?
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Thirty two? Yes, g O A W A Y Street
and city. Please, m it spoke g O O D
B y E. What was the mister?
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Do you have goodbye?
Speaker 11 (47:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 22 (47:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Uh, sir?
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Hello?
Speaker 29 (47:15):
Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael opp at
Heimer with Zone Yes the.
Speaker 11 (47:20):
Phone calling to tell me hello.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
H yes, good afternoon.
Speaker 10 (47:25):
Who what company you're from?
Speaker 29 (47:26):
I'm from Zone Pilates on DVD. Who am I speaking with?
Speaker 20 (47:30):
Okay, just so you know, if a person tells you
that they do not want to be bothered, it's against
the war to keep calling that kissing them. Now, if
you call this number again, your company ready to be
paired for a lawsuit because it's against for I'm a
business owner.
Speaker 17 (47:42):
So I know this.
Speaker 10 (47:43):
My question, do you understand?
Speaker 20 (47:44):
Would you like, hey, don't call the phone number again
or there will be.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Probably would you like toy Hello?
Speaker 30 (47:51):
Hello?
Speaker 29 (47:52):
Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michaelappenheimer with Zone Plates.
Speaker 20 (47:56):
Put the seven eleven lady back on the phone, my friend,
and asked you more than one not to call the
phone number. It's against the law, as a talma that
I to horad somebody. So I have all your information
and I will go to the.
Speaker 10 (48:08):
Better Business Bureau and have your company fines and suit.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Would you like Zoone Pilates on DVD?
Speaker 20 (48:15):
What stop calling this sumber and or we will take action.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Do you understand what that means?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I can get what that means.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
It's the surest way for you to get into shape.
Speaker 10 (48:25):
No, ma'am, you understand.
Speaker 14 (48:27):
Oh my god, what's your name?
Speaker 29 (48:28):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. And what's the company
you worked for against Elvis Duran? Because you've been phone tapped?
Speaker 20 (48:35):
Are you this guy's phone tap? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Oh, Robert, you.
Speaker 22 (48:46):
You better get like a free T shirt or a
gift certivocate someplace.
Speaker 17 (48:48):
Serious Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 21 (48:53):
This phone table was pre recorded in permission granted by
Althar the.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Starin in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 17 (49:09):
You when you wake up, wake up to Elvis Dan
in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
I think we should play password. Okay, do the password dance.
It's a shame you can't see how much fun we're
actually having. Oh, we have a new contestant. Okay, hold
(49:35):
I'm saying, Hi, Jeffrey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Hello, lady, Hello, lady, lady.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Jeffrey is a VET assistant. That's why we love you
more than life itself. Oh yeah, thank you guys. How
are we're doing really well? Jeffrey? Seriously, you know what, uh,
what you do and what all of your colleagues do
at the at the VET. We thank you so much.
We know that that's it's a very important job. If
(50:03):
only they could talk to us right and say what's
on their mind and what they're.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Feeling, that would be so much easier, make my job
so much better. I tell clients every day like, hey, guys, I.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Wish I could talk to them so we could figure
out what's going on.
Speaker 11 (50:18):
But I mean, it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
I know.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
And but you, guys, you know you're doing God's work
and thank you for doing that. Jeffrey. Thank you for
listening to our show as you get ready for another
day at the VET. And let's see how you do
with password. Now, do you know how this works? Do
you know how this works? Jeffrey? No, okay, okay, here's
how it works. We're going to give the audience everyone
except for you, the password it's a it's one word, okay,
(50:45):
And of course we'll distract you while we're giving it up,
and then each of us, well each in the room
will have a one word clue for you to help
you guess what that word is. For instance, let's say
the password was lubricate. Okay, what a fun word. It's
an it's an act, it's a fun activity. It sounds funny,
(51:06):
lubrit So a one word clue could be jelly, yeah, oil,
slippery yeah okay, so you see so and those will
lead you to say lubricate. Okay, but we're not gonna
use lubricate. Okay. So okay, thanks for your patients. Jeffrey
(51:27):
is done with us already, I can tell yeah, hold on, Jeffrey,
hold on, okay, you distract Jeffrey and I'll give the
password to everyone else. You're right, make the noise. He's
making the noise, so Jeffrey can't hear The password is plantain.
Speaker 11 (51:39):
What you heard me?
Speaker 3 (51:42):
The password is plantain.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
Let's see how Jeffrey does and that this could be
a very tough one. Jeffrey. Oh no, okay, I don't
want to give any clues.
Speaker 10 (51:58):
Question, what what if we say the word in a
different language.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
No, damn no, but I know where you're going with that. Okay,
all right, here we go. We've given the world. Everyone
knows the password except for you. Here come the clues.
We'll start with you, Gandhi. What is your one word
clue for Jeffrey and the password?
Speaker 10 (52:18):
Banana esque?
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Is that one word?
Speaker 10 (52:25):
One word?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Okay? Banana esque? Is your clue? Actually very good? Que
banana Yeah, banana.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Esque, banana banana bread.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Banana bread. No, that's not all right, but but but
keep it banana esque, banana issue, whatever, keep it in mind.
All right, here we go. Your next clue, Froggy, one
word mundane? Mundane, mundane, Like you're being mundane from like
a website. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, Froggy,
(53:04):
that's probably a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
No, I don't think you're supposed to do that type
of clue.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
By the way, why they do that on the show? No,
you can do you can do that without saying what
that is. Okay, you're inclusiveer or banana esque and mundane. Okay,
I'm giving you a buzzer because no one.
Speaker 18 (53:28):
No one, no one, no one would have been able
to figure out because it doesn't do. It doesn't really
do what you're trying to make it do. Froggy is
so mad. Well, okay, hold on, here we go, Daniel.
What is your one word clue for the password?
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Fried? Okay, so you have banana esque and fried.
Speaker 11 (53:56):
Uh Fried?
Speaker 17 (53:59):
Well can you fry planting?
Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah, so, Froggy, you're.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Trying to go for the rhyme, the rhyme. Yeah, they
do that on the show. They'll go with the rhyme.
But Mundane and Plantaine don't rhyme, do they?
Speaker 17 (54:15):
They rhyme?
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Now they don't.
Speaker 10 (54:17):
Maybe if you would have been like Monday, yes, but.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
You know what, it may it may have helped you
got it? Okay, Plantain, you got it all right. I
thought you'd never get that one. Okay, hold on, Jeffrey,
do you want to do another one?
Speaker 11 (54:28):
Yeah, let's do another one.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
Oh no, now you're all lathered up. Look at that. Okay,
hold on, Jeffrey, Okay, you just strike Jeffrey while we
give the rest of the country the new password. You're ready.
The password is Muffin. The password Muffin. All right, scary,
thank you, all right, all right, Scary you're doing so well.
Speaker 11 (54:50):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Is it weird hearing a grown man going in your ear?
Speaker 4 (54:54):
Jeffrey, No, I expect it from scary.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
I gu all yours? All right, everyone knows the password,
but you Here we go with the clues. Let's go
to Nate. What is your one word clue? Stump dump? Okay, no, no, no, no,
stump stump stump stump stump. Yeah, that's You've done it
to us all and you thought Mundane was bad. People
(55:20):
know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
I know they don't.
Speaker 10 (55:22):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
I hope it's not some like fetish thing.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
No, that's the next password.
Speaker 10 (55:29):
It's maybe.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
Okay, I'm going to give you. He's not gonna get
no one, no one, no one get that. You're you're weird, okay, scary.
What is your work with? What is your one word clu?
He can't see you, he said, look at me in
the eye. You can't see him. He can't blueberry?
Speaker 4 (55:45):
There you go, come on, come on, blueberry? Uh blueberry
cart Oh nice?
Speaker 29 (55:58):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Not it but nice?
Speaker 11 (56:00):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Godhi? What's your one word clue? Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 29 (56:09):
Breakfast breakfast?
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Okay, that's good. Breakfast. Do you have breakfast?
Speaker 4 (56:15):
Blueberry pancakes.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
Oh gosh, I'm so hungry.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
I know, all right, but don't you know you're you're
you're getting warm? Okay, Uh, Froggy, what's your one word clue?
Speaker 11 (56:25):
Top? Top?
Speaker 3 (56:27):
There you go so so far. You have blueberry, you
have breakfast, breakfast.
Speaker 10 (56:32):
And you have top and stump.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Don't forget stumping, Please forget stump. I can't wait to
hear what that is top stump.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
M I'm gonna have to pass on that.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
Oh god, you could do Froggy's root. Yes, Daniel, what
is your one word clue?
Speaker 1 (56:53):
Okay, So if I'm gonna do that, then I'm gonna
say jeans.
Speaker 29 (57:01):
Jeans, blueberries, tops, jeans, stump.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, it's word. It's the word is top. So it's
blueberry and top, jeans and breakfast.
Speaker 11 (57:17):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
Brunch, All right, you mean b.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Give one pastry blueberry?
Speaker 11 (57:34):
Oh damn it.
Speaker 24 (57:37):
Pastry?
Speaker 4 (57:39):
Uh think of and it contains blueberries and it's a.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
I guess it's a pastry. I don't know if it's
a pastry. Oh, that's a good one. Give it to him.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Blueberry bagels.
Speaker 3 (57:54):
By the way, that was my stripper name in college.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Listen to this one corn.
Speaker 4 (58:04):
Corn corn blueberry corn muffin. You got, you got for
the now?
Speaker 3 (58:15):
Can you please explain what stump means with muffin the.
Speaker 4 (58:18):
Top of the muffin. But nobody likes the stump.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
I realize it now. Has anyone ever heard that you used?
Speaker 4 (58:25):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (58:28):
Sign felf and stump? All right, congratulations, Jeffery, you did
get it. What do you have for Jeffrey stump? Ambulous?
Elvis Doran apparel. Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna wear our
logo all over you, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Thank you so much, guys. I love you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
Thank you, Jeffrey. Remember if you want to stump your friends,
use the clue stump. People know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 12 (58:52):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
No one raise you rand if you know what he's
talking about.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
My son said, jeans is the worst clue ever. No,
it's not muff and top. Have you had muff and top?
Speaker 4 (59:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (59:02):
Because he's he's thin. He has no problem with miss
up and top. Thank you, Jeffrey, Have a great day.
Speaker 5 (59:07):
Elvis ter mel mis Dan in the Morning Show, Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
So Gandhi was talking earlier Danielle about being a side
piece and by the way, I hate the word piece because.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
You're He's not a side piece right now?
Speaker 3 (59:26):
I am not well, we hope. Do we know this guy?
Speaker 17 (59:29):
We do.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
I was reading this somewhere and I pulled it off.
I don't know, I can't remember I got it.
Speaker 11 (59:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
He says he loves you, but something doesn't feel right.
However hard it may be to hear, it could be
that you're his side piece. There's so many people out
there who are living this new relationship life with someone.
They're like excited about it, but something isn't connecting. Yeah,
there's something missing. Something in the milk, ain't clean.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
On Saturday nights, he's never.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Around or and he never wants to be in pictures
with you.
Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
Yeah, there's so many signs, especially you know, in the
age of technology. Just keep your eyes open.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Hi, Megan, how are you?
Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
I'm good?
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
How are you doing well? So you were a side piece?
Speaker 22 (01:00:13):
I was?
Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
And by the way, just using the word piece to me,
I don't want to change it. It's just well, I
don't know. Until we change it, we'll call it a
side piece. So what tipped you off in the beginning? Megan?
Speaker 12 (01:00:25):
So I I kind of knew well, he told me
that I knew he was with somebody. He was a
friend of my dad's.
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Okay, I love that. It's okay, I dated a friend
of my dads. It's all right, so funny.
Speaker 26 (01:00:42):
So I knew he was with somebody, but he told
me he was ending it, but so like he was
like with us at the same time, and I got
the whole like, oh, we're going to end it. I'm
going to end it, And so I knew then, and
it just it took a really long.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Time for him to end it, right, And you knew,
but you knew in your in your heart that he
was still with someone else because of the little telltale signs.
Speaker 31 (01:01:05):
Right, absolutely, Like let me go on this list.
Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
First of all, I said, he doesn't really ever hang
out with you on the weekends, and scheduling things with
him always was last minute, right, Is that how it worked?
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Yes?
Speaker 26 (01:01:18):
And he always so he he was I guess you
could say he's kind of like a truck driver. He
always wanted me, but like he was local. He would
go home every day, so it wasn't like a cross
country truck driver. He would always want me to meet
him during the day while he was on his break
or to take the route with him. It was it
was almost never, like, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Go, it's almost too obvious.
Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Number two on these signs you are a side piece
list is when he suddenly dips or can't make a
special occasion. The excuses he offers are flimsy.
Speaker 12 (01:01:47):
Oh yeah, right, oh, absolutely right.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
You've been danning over a year. Still haven't met his
family or friends. Did you ever meet his friends?
Speaker 12 (01:01:55):
I did, but it was because we were kind of
like in the same world.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, I see, But so you were secretly together?
Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Yeah, yeah, you never.
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Did you ever spend the night with him?
Speaker 12 (01:02:08):
People didn't know?
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Did you ever spend the night with him?
Speaker 30 (01:02:11):
I did?
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
So how did you get away with that? If he
was with someone else? Was it kind of a hard
thing to do?
Speaker 12 (01:02:17):
It was a hard thing to do. A friend of
mine actually was moving and well she had already moved in.
Her house was listed, and we used the house that
was listed.
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Okay, wow, well that's convenient. But at the same time,
you know, so you should have been sleeping it is
it is house his apartment, But that was off limits,
wasn't it?
Speaker 22 (01:02:40):
Yes? It was?
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
How about social media? But was he online at all?
Like Instagram stuff like that.
Speaker 24 (01:02:46):
Yeah, but we were.
Speaker 12 (01:02:47):
Friends because he just had mutual friends, so that wasn't
anything unusual.
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
But well you never took pictures together and posted them?
Speaker 22 (01:02:54):
No, no, no, no no, Well.
Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
How about PDA? Did you ever like hold his hand
in public or like a little kiss?
Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
There was?
Speaker 12 (01:03:04):
There was PDA And that's actually what I think was
like the downfall of it was I wanted the more
PDA and he didn't, and I was like, this sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
So you were a side piece. Look, you know, there
are some people who enjoy being in a relationship with
little commitment whatsoever. But you know, knowing that there's someone
else involved is a very big downer. I guess, yes,
And you know you deserve better than that. I hope
you've moved on to something better.
Speaker 11 (01:03:35):
I did.
Speaker 26 (01:03:36):
I got married, We have a beautiful little boy together,
and we're happier than I could ever have imagined.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
There you go, Megan, I know, but sometimes you got
to go through those weird times to learn, you know.
I get it. Thank you, Megan, very nice. So it's
still Gandhi. Yes, you were the side piece, like a
weekend Gandhi said he had a whole woman at home.
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
He had a whole girlfriend. Okay, so I met him.
He worked across the hallway from me, and we met whatever,
We hung out, hung out for a weekend. He was
really cool and he was taking so many pictures, like
the whole time, pictures of us just doing all kinds
of stuff. So then then on Monday, I went to
find him on you know, Instagram or something like that,
and he was nowhere to be found. And I thought,
(01:04:15):
that's really weird because he was taking so many photos.
How would he not be anywhere online? He can't just
be keeping him for himself. So I told my friend
she found him in two point five seconds. He had
blocked me from everything because he had a whole girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Wolrid yes.
Speaker 22 (01:04:33):
On that.
Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Oh, I just completely I blocked him everywhere. I blocked
his phone number. I just completely stop talking to him
because I'm like, there's there's nothing that can be said.
You're a horrible person. And the best part was my
friend who he knew. He met her that weekend and
her Instagram name is her full name. She went and
liked every single picture of him and the girlfriend because
she wanted to send him a signal about that was.
Speaker 10 (01:04:53):
Smart, that was smart.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Hey Jennifer from Ukona from Seatown, Hey, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
I'm calling from Charlesville, Virginia.
Speaker 23 (01:05:01):
How are you doing great?
Speaker 17 (01:05:03):
How are you well?
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
But you know, it doesn't feel good to be the
side piece, right, No, not at all. He told you
he was divorced and you believed him.
Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
Yes, Oh, give me one Oh is that him?
Speaker 22 (01:05:18):
No?
Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
No, we take it for a year and he had
told me he was divorced, and turns out that he wasn't.
But we had dated for a year and he had
a son, and I was okay with him having a son.
We were okay, and his son would go out on.
Speaker 22 (01:05:35):
Dates with us.
Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
But then his wife showed up at work at my
job and she was seven months pregnant.
Speaker 10 (01:05:44):
Whoa, That timing doesn't work out?
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
What that means that they were only dating seven months ago?
That's a long time anyway.
Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Yeah, no, wait a minute.
Speaker 17 (01:05:55):
You were with them a whole year.
Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
Yes, oh time, and ton knew about me and his
son would hang out with us and everything seemed normal.
So I was very shocked.
Speaker 10 (01:06:09):
Yeah, that work pregnant? That's traumatized.
Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
So did you pull the plug or how did you
end this?
Speaker 27 (01:06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Definitely we I definitely ended and blocked them of every
social media, changed my phone number because he was he
was trying to attempt to come to my job and
look for me, and yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Look, if you're a if man woman doesn't matter. If
you have someone on the side and you're trying to
keep things from them, you're being sneaky about it. Stop
it is real Israel. It's true. By the way, I
didn't mean to call Charlottesville Sea Town. Seatown is a
grocery store chain. I haven't seen you. No, thank you,
(01:06:50):
and I'm glad. I'm glad you moved on to uh
nicer life. No more side peace action.
Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Thanks for listening to us. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Can you imagine you're at work and the pregnant wife
walks in and you've been you didn't even know we
had a wife.
Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Oh love for that to happen with me exciting.
Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
I've gotten a call before like hey, just so you know,
this is my boyfriend. I'm like, thank you so much
for that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Goodbye.
Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 31 (01:07:20):
An interesting thing on the text, there's a trend here
and some people are saying that there were a side
piece and they became the main piece. After some time,
can you graduate from a side piece to like the
main course?
Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Well, look, I don't know it's wanting to be a
side piece. It's another thing to be danting's one who's
still trying to dissolve another relationship and they're honest with
you about it. It's still icky for somebody. Yeah, somebody
saying there the side side. I was a side side chick.
Speaker 10 (01:07:47):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.
Speaker 23 (01:07:49):
This is.
Speaker 30 (01:07:51):
You know, listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning shown on.
Speaker 17 (01:08:03):
Elis Ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 11 (01:08:06):
Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 19 (01:08:08):
Video?
Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
The bears got into my trash can again rest night?
Oh no, there were a bunch of a holes.
Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
These bears so just being bears though, that's a bears do, right,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
But we're locking everything up, We're trying to keep them out.
It's not good for them to be eating the stuff
out of my trash can. That can't be healthy for
the bears. Come on.
Speaker 9 (01:08:30):
I recently just saw a video of a woman who
was bringing her groceries inside, so she left the car
to open to get them, and when she came back,
the freaking bear was inside the car.
Speaker 10 (01:08:38):
I would have a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
I love that video. She screamed and ran the bear.
It was just as scared and ran the other way.
Speaker 10 (01:08:43):
The other way for a little guy.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
That's a weird thing about living out here in bear
country because everyone all we'll find some bear droppings. It's
either that or a human. I'm I'm hoping it's the bear. Nay,
are you coming out to my house and crapping on
my front lawn?
Speaker 19 (01:08:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:08:58):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
He actually can't really tell the difference between bear and human.
Don't ask how, I know? Very difficult. How do you
know I've seen bear crap? Is a bear crap in
the woods? You can tell looks a lot like human?
Speaker 10 (01:09:12):
Okay, is it really you Remember when.
Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
We had Kate Beckham Sale on the show. Yeah, I
thought she was great. I thought she was a lot
of fun. And I don't know if you ever followed
Kate Beckhamsale on Instagram. She she's always doing kind of
crazy things with her cats, and she seems kind of fun.
And we know people who know her and they say
she's she's from another planet. But it's all good. She
says that her very high IQ is a handicap in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
She said she's dumbed it down, hasn't she said, I
believe that.
Speaker 10 (01:09:41):
Yeah, totally believe that would be a problem for people
in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Wow, dumbing it down? Would you have you ever had
to dumb it down to try to fit into a
group of Yeah, people that are just I'm not saying
that they're dumb. I'm saying that they have different life
experience than you. So you have to sort of merge
into their lane a little bit so you don't see
like an outsider. Yeah, scary.
Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
I was told a long time ago, in the beginning
of my radio career not to use big words on
the radio. Yes, to say, speak in simple words, simple sentences,
and that's it. So I feel like I've gotten dumb
over the years because that's.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
All I do. Now is whoever taught you that I
have to respectfully disagree with? Yeah, well, they said that
it comes across. I learned this in college radio. It
was then. I would like to know who my college
radio professors they said.
Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
They said, if you speak too you know, too meticulously,
it sounds like you're too uppity and that you're too
you're too smart for everyone else, and it's condescending.
Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
So you have to speak in broad strokes and gosh. I, well,
maybe that's true. I disagree. I love hearing people who
have mastered the English language because I learned from it too.
Speaker 9 (01:10:46):
You know, and don't you always want to hear from
people who are smarter than you, because then you're learning something.
Speaker 10 (01:10:51):
Who wants to be the smartest person in the room.
Speaker 16 (01:10:53):
You're in the wrong run, then, well I've seen that
before many times. If you are the only the smartest
person in the room you're in, go to another room
because you don't learn. If you're always the one talking,
you're always the way and teaching you and have people
talk to you.
Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Nate says he feels like he has a dumb it
down when he walks into our room.
Speaker 17 (01:11:09):
Do you need.
Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Really, I used to be pretty intelligent. I couldn't tell
he used to be. These don't count anymore. They just
lay on the floor till we sweep them away. Oh okay, yeah?
That actually?
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Did we make you stupid a little bit?
Speaker 10 (01:11:24):
Nay? Which topics are you dying to talk about that
you just can't talk about with us?
Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
How about the Marine Montess Hurry theory of precognisive life?
I could, As I've said before, we all are smart
in different ways and different from other people. Some people
excel in some areas and some don't.
Speaker 22 (01:11:42):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
That's why having a group of people together like we
have every day it's it's good because when one isn't
is a little short when it comes to knowledge on
a certain topic, the others can pick up the pace.
Speaker 10 (01:11:54):
There's a song about dumbing it down. It's great.
Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
It's actually called dumb it Down Lupe Fiasco. It's a
great song about everything we're talking about right now and Hollywood.
Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
What was the point of the song that they have
to break it? I mean, dumb it down in Hollywood.
Speaker 11 (01:12:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:12:05):
He's saying that the record reps and people around him
told him you're not going to do anything. You're not
going to go anywhere. You're not going to be anything.
You're too smart. You're using big words. It's not cool. Yeah,
talking about that.
Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
On her book, she talks about how she dumbed it
down for the mood for the TV show and you
know a lot of those things people make.
Speaker 22 (01:12:23):
Fun of her for.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
It was more put on because you know what they
thought they wanted.
Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
I'm going to take the lead on this one. If
someone suggests that you should dumb it down. You should
look at them and say, no, get smarter and catch up.
How about that there you go and that radio professor
that told you to dumb it down on the radio.
What station did this person work on? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
It was a college radio station, they were.
Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
She was a college radio professor. All right, well, I
mean she's doing college. She probably just got bad advice
from someone else. Be your best, and if you can
be better, be better than your best, that's you should
celebrate that, and people around you should celebrate that too.
Speaker 17 (01:12:56):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Dauran, the Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
All right, we love a good phone Frank. Look, you
can all, we can all say that a phone tap
in and of itself is a prank. It's a prank call.
Sometimes we're gonna mix it up today, Garrett mixes it up.
Go ahead, set it up. This is really a fun
way of doing a phone tap. Well, Steven wanted to
play a phone tap on his mom. So a few
days a call. A few days ago, I called.
Speaker 32 (01:13:19):
His mom and I acted like I had the wrong number,
and it sounded like this, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Hello, is this Erica Hall.
Speaker 17 (01:13:32):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 15 (01:13:34):
Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
I can hear you.
Speaker 11 (01:13:40):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Is this Erica Hale?
Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (01:13:44):
This is Erica Hall.
Speaker 11 (01:13:45):
Who's this?
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
What's your name? I'm trying to call my friend? Who
are you looking for? Is Tommy Holme? No?
Speaker 23 (01:13:57):
What number are you trying to call?
Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
I'm sorry, I'm just looking for my friend.
Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 33 (01:14:05):
I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Hello, George, is that you? I don't think I have
the right number.
Speaker 20 (01:14:13):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
All right, So all right, now all that right? Yeah,
now this will make sense.
Speaker 32 (01:14:20):
Then I called her back the next day and played
Erica's responses back to herself, so in essence, she phone
tapped herself.
Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Wow, let's see how this rolls?
Speaker 22 (01:14:30):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Who is this?
Speaker 22 (01:14:34):
Who is this?
Speaker 14 (01:14:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 11 (01:14:37):
Who's this?
Speaker 24 (01:14:39):
This is Erica Hill. How can I help you?
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Who are you looking for? You just said you're looking
for Erica Hill?
Speaker 11 (01:14:46):
Who is this?
Speaker 13 (01:14:48):
This is Erica Hill?
Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
Who's this?
Speaker 22 (01:14:51):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (01:14:52):
I'm Erica Hill. Who are you looking for?
Speaker 11 (01:14:54):
Who is this?
Speaker 20 (01:14:56):
What's your name?
Speaker 17 (01:14:57):
What is mine?
Speaker 23 (01:14:58):
What is your name?
Speaker 14 (01:14:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 27 (01:15:00):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
Who's this?
Speaker 22 (01:15:02):
No?
Speaker 20 (01:15:03):
I'm Erica Hill.
Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Is this the wrong number?
Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
What number are you trying to call?
Speaker 17 (01:15:11):
I'm not calling anybody. You're calling me? Hello? Can you
hear me?
Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 12 (01:15:21):
Hello?
Speaker 13 (01:15:23):
Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 20 (01:15:24):
Why do you keep calling me?
Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Who is this? I can't hear you?
Speaker 10 (01:15:30):
Yes, what do you want?
Speaker 22 (01:15:32):
George?
Speaker 23 (01:15:33):
That?
Speaker 13 (01:15:33):
You George?
Speaker 20 (01:15:35):
Who?
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Who are you looking for?
Speaker 17 (01:15:39):
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Who are you looking for?
Speaker 22 (01:15:41):
George? That?
Speaker 17 (01:15:41):
You?
Speaker 27 (01:15:42):
You called me?
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
You keep calling me?
Speaker 19 (01:15:45):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
It's something wrong with you.
Speaker 32 (01:15:49):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
Can you?
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I'm hanging up now.
Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
I'm waiting for a very impudent phone call.
Speaker 15 (01:15:53):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (01:15:59):
Hello.
Speaker 11 (01:16:01):
Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 20 (01:16:02):
Why do you keep calling me? Who are you?
Speaker 14 (01:16:04):
Yeah? This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 17 (01:16:06):
No, who the hell are you?
Speaker 20 (01:16:07):
Stop calling my phone number?
Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 20 (01:16:10):
You know I can have your phone number trace.
Speaker 17 (01:16:11):
Can you stop calling me?
Speaker 22 (01:16:13):
Oh?
Speaker 33 (01:16:14):
I'm sorry, you crazy, crazy person?
Speaker 22 (01:16:17):
Who is this?
Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
My name is Erica Hill.
Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Why do you keep calling me?
Speaker 14 (01:16:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 27 (01:16:22):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Who's this?
Speaker 20 (01:16:24):
I'm Erica Hill. Stop calling me. I can't keep picking
up the phone and having these dumb conversations.
Speaker 14 (01:16:31):
Oh, I'm sorry, Okay, I'm glad.
Speaker 13 (01:16:33):
You're sorry.
Speaker 14 (01:16:33):
Not get off the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Hey, Erica, who is this? My name's Garrett from Elvis
Tran in the Morning Show. And you just got phone
tapped by your son Steve.
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Oh are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Erica?
Speaker 32 (01:16:44):
Do you realize you've been having a conversation with yourself
for the past ten minutes?
Speaker 22 (01:16:48):
What?
Speaker 14 (01:16:49):
Yeah, this is Erica Hill.
Speaker 11 (01:16:50):
Who's this.
Speaker 8 (01:16:52):
Call?
Speaker 17 (01:16:55):
What are you looking for?
Speaker 22 (01:16:57):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (01:16:57):
My, oh my god?
Speaker 8 (01:16:59):
I just and I give the phone bid by.
Speaker 17 (01:17:02):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 21 (01:17:05):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 17 (01:17:17):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
When's the last time you went on a job interview?
Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah, we're in a weird business for that. But anyway, Uh,
if you're hiring someone for a position at your whatever,
sometimes you know the old mundane like, so what excites
you about this job? Those questions are kind of out.
Don't you want to get deep and kind of cerebral?
Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (01:17:47):
I mean I would love to. But doesn't that make
it really weird for the interview?
Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
It depends on what, Like you're asking me Like I
don't want you to ask like you know well.
Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
I want to ask you questions. I want to put
you on a meaning of love. I want to put
you in a situation in my questioning that makes you
get creative. I want to see how creative you are.
So Nate and I were talking earlier about something he
saw on Reddit or somewhere. I don't know. A strange
question that was asked during a job interview to interview questions.
I happen to like it, and I have another one
(01:18:17):
to add to it. Okay, okay, but go ahead. Here's
the question. You've been given an elephant. You can't give
it away or sell it.
Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
What would you do with the elephant?
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Wow? First of all, you delay the response by saying, wow,
that's a good question. Thank you for asking, Thank you
for asking, Thank you for asking.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
I would ask if you did drugs this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
If you ask me that, ques Okay, you could do that,
And I'm not discounting that answer. What'd you do drugs
this morning? I think that's a fun, playful thing to
say to your interviewer.
Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
What would you do?
Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Gandhi, I gave you an elephant. You can't sell it.
You can't, you can't, you can't give it away. Or
sell it. Nothing about eating. What are you going to
do with that eleph keep it?
Speaker 22 (01:19:01):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Okay, keep it? Yeah, that's your final answer.
Speaker 10 (01:19:04):
I would absolutely keep it.
Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
I would want to get a second elephant because elephants
are social creatures.
Speaker 10 (01:19:08):
They don't like being alone, so it needs to have
more elephants. Maybe. In that case, you then have to
take it to a sanctuary.
Speaker 9 (01:19:13):
Which I would love to go to because I donate
a lot of money to elephant sanctuaries.
Speaker 10 (01:19:17):
And it would all work out well for me.
Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I knew you would have an elephant answer, really.
Speaker 10 (01:19:20):
Anyone, it's not giving it away. It's not my elephant.
I'm gonna go see it all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
No, no, no, you're giving it away.
Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
Fine, then I buy a sanctuary and I live on
it with my elephants with.
Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
The money you're going to pay me at this new job,
because you're going to give me.
Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
That's that's you know what. That's a great answer, I mean,
because it's a strange question. Anyone else have an answer
for this? Yes, a producer, Sam, But.
Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
I'd immediately get it registered as an emotional support elephant
so that I could take.
Speaker 10 (01:19:45):
It everywhere with me and it wouldn't be a problem.
Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Okay, well, see that would be a problem.
Speaker 10 (01:19:49):
Yeah, if it's registered legally.
Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I mean, questioning about the elephant in and of itself
is not real life. But that's even beyond.
Speaker 10 (01:19:56):
Don't take that away from me.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
I seriously would not have an answer. I would be
like what I would think about elephant.
Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
I would thinking about teaching other people about elephants. I
would showcase it in a way, in a safe way.
I'd have to put it in a large enclosure because
they need lots of room to walk around and do
their thing. It caused me very costly, but you know what,
teaching other people about the beauty of elephants. But you
know what, You're right, Gandhi, they are very social creatures.
You need another elephant, at least one.
Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
You need to heard man?
Speaker 19 (01:20:24):
You do?
Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Yeah, scary.
Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
I would teach it how to draw, like I see
in those YouTube videos. I would try and I would
try and help it along in its journey in life.
Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
How's that helping it along in them strung?
Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Teaching how to paint or something like?
Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
You know, well, you're keeping it and you back your it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Well did you ask that question?
Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Is there any wrong answer.
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
I don't think there are.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
Well, okay, so I did a little bit of googling
on this question because it seems to be a popular one,
and some person says they have the correct answer.
Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Do you want to know what the correct answer? What
is their well they think it is. Let's see that
this is what they say is the correct answer. Don't
accept the elephant.
Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
The question says you can't give it away or sell it,
but not accepting it in the first place is still
an option because they say this is their response. They
say that it's sometimes you're supposed to say no to
something when you're being coerced.
Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
To say yes.
Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Oh okay, that's well turned down an elephant someone in.
Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Their right mind, we know who is not getting the
job in this room.
Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
But that's a very good point, and I'm sorry we
overlooked that. I mean, realistically, none of us, at least
on this show, have the wherewithal to deal with an elephant,
So why would we want to put an elephant in
a harm's way?
Speaker 10 (01:21:37):
We wouldn't.
Speaker 9 (01:21:37):
But why is someone giving me a stupid gift that
I'm not allowed to keep and not allowed to turn down?
Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
Or whatever?
Speaker 22 (01:21:42):
It is.
Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
You can't turn it down. You just gave me a gift.
That's so rude to say I'm not taking it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
So now we're circling the drain. We have really nowhere
to go with this. Well, you said you had another
interview question. Okay, and this comes from a story I read,
I think a few days ago from Orlando. Very bad
timing and very bad place to ask this question. In
a high school teacher asked his students what they were
to right for their own obituary. Now, I think in
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a school, especially on the day they were going to
have a shooting drill. Maybe no, not maybe most definitely
bad timing, bad place. I think they asked him to resign.
He said no, I didn't do anything wrong, and they
let him go. But if I look at you and say, hey,
if you had to write your obituary right now, what
(01:22:29):
would you write? Okay, I'm not going to say anything
beyond that. What would you write about you?
Speaker 10 (01:22:35):
I have no idea. I don't have an answer to
that question.
Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Okay. See that's very telling. What about you, Danielle?
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I mean I talk about my family.
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Right you make the list of siblings and who I left.
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Behind and you know that stuff, But I don't know
about anything else, all.
Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Right, I believe, and we've talked about this before leaving
your legacy like Gandhi. You know what, may the Gandhi
film in the blanks all the things you did while
you were on Earth that enhanced the lives of others
in service for others? You see, if you can't come
(01:23:12):
up with those, then maybe that's what we should be
doing with our lives. We should be thinking about what
we can do to pump up that old bit when
we're kicking the bucket.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah, can you lie in your own bit like you
lie on your resume?
Speaker 10 (01:23:24):
You could lie game on.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Game on, Yeah, but really, you know, I guess you
know if you took it to another way of looking
at it rather than what do you write in the obituary?
Like what are people going to say about you when
you do pass away? I know, I don't want to
be morbid with the you know, the death thing. Yeah,
I mean, mortality is mortality makes people very nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Right, they should just take our bios from here, like
big fan of Disney.
Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Okay, shoes and that's fine. You can keep it simple.
But I know, you know what you're you have an
opportunity in this world to do things that are great,
and maybe you're doing them and don't even know it.
You're not giving yourself credit for it. But I'm saying, huh,
what's that scary?
Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
Well, I feel like I haven't contributed much to society
now that you made me think about it.
Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
So I think I'm screwed for now.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Okay, By the way, this conversation isn't meant to make
anyone feel that way.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
There's times of change.
Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Well that's it. I mean, what can you do now
while you can, while you're breathing, while you still have
your brain cells or in this room somewhat we have
brain cells. But what can you do that's going to
make an everlasting impression on people and life?
Speaker 13 (01:24:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
And like, what mark are you leaving? I think that's
a very important thing to think about. What can you
do to leave a positive change? You found the earth
in life a certain way when you came in, and
now you're leaving, and because the things you did there
are things that are better.
Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
What is that?
Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
Yeah, I don't have a lot to think about today. Well, yeah,
I would hope that the legacy I leave behind is good.
Enough that my friends and family can put together a
really good obituary for me.
Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
We'll do a great job.
Speaker 10 (01:24:59):
Thank you, my mom.
Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
My mom will make you promise.
Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
She used to write old bits. She used to work.
Really yeah, she would come up with like these, the
whole thing. Give her I guess all the information, and
then she'd come up with it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
But if you pass away and someone says, and your
mom writes a little bit, and it says, hey, you
know what, this deserves more than a column. We may
need a whole page to talk about the life changes.
This person may just think about it.
Speaker 10 (01:25:24):
That's good.
Speaker 11 (01:25:25):
What are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
What are you doing today to change the world into
a better place. It may never be noted, it may
never be noticed, but you know, you know what you've done.
Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
I would hope mine says something like she accepted not one,
but two elephants them to a sanctuary for them forever exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
But Nate would be he did a lot of great things,
but he he turned down the elephant offer because he
felt that'd be better in a job in her You've
read the answer, and there you have it. One little
thing you can do today that could change the trajectory
of someone's life.
Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
You may not even know it.
Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
But if you're nice and you're kind, you don't send
rude texts to people like people send us. You don't
say mean things in the headlines of your newspaper. You're okay.
I want to hear all about the weird, wild stories
you didn't learn in school. Let my best friend Patty
Steele and her podcast The Backstory with Patty Steel be
your guide. What are you working on, Patty?
Speaker 33 (01:26:25):
Oh this is a crazy one, Elvis At twenty one,
this guy got light for kidnapping Frank Sinatra's son, But
five years later they let him out of prison, and
fifteen years after that he was a multi multi millionaire.
Speaker 17 (01:26:38):
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Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
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Speaker 17 (01:26:55):
What roll mister an in the morning show?
Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Fan of White Right, it's so don't take the wrong one.
It's just kind of weird and wacky to have you
in the same room as us because you you are
in our lives, your TV royalty.
Speaker 19 (01:27:12):
Oh that's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Is it an embarrass you to hear that?
Speaker 11 (01:27:15):
No?
Speaker 10 (01:27:15):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 19 (01:27:16):
After forty two years? I love hearing that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Two yars with eight thousand episodes, over eight thousand episodes.
Speaker 19 (01:27:22):
Wow, never the same dress?
Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Do you do you get to keep any of those dresses?
Speaker 21 (01:27:28):
No?
Speaker 19 (01:27:29):
None of them. Where would I wear them?
Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
That's true? Okay, you got a point. You gotta point.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
It'd be funny to be watching Wheel one night and
go I've seen her in that dress before. Oh well, well,
welcome to our show, Vanna.
Speaker 19 (01:27:40):
Good to be here.
Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
I don't know where to start. Eight thousand episodes. You're
you're still going strong. You're still signed until twenty twenty six.
Speaker 19 (01:27:48):
Right, you did the math?
Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
I just did the math. What is it you love
most about what you do?
Speaker 19 (01:27:55):
Everything? It's a happy show. It's fun. We give away
lots of money, We make other people rich, and they
fulfill their dreams. What could be better?
Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
I almost feel like you, being this close to me,
I should scream out my questions, just like cont.
Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
Scream very slowly.
Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Yeah, so what are those rules? If you're contestants? I'm
sure they say you got to scream those letters out
because we got to hear exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 19 (01:28:20):
Otherwise, well, they say don't scream, but speak clearly. You
don't have to yell. But they do a good job,
don't you think. I mean, think about it. They're on TV,
there's three hundred people in the audience, there's millions of
people at home watching. They don't want to make a
fool of themselves. And I'm so nervous.
Speaker 10 (01:28:37):
There's so many people that make fools of themselves. How
do you not laugh at that?
Speaker 19 (01:28:41):
I feel for them, I just I do. I mean,
we're we're in the public eye, right, so we know
about all that. But they're, you know, from a small
town and they've never been to Hollywood, and it's they're
nervous to begin with.
Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Yeah, when those lights go on, you know, on you
on the stage, you forget everything.
Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
You get to miserably.
Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
I was on the weakest link and I got voted
on was the weakest. How did you feel like a dumbass?
You get nervous when you're on like yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 9 (01:29:10):
But just sometimes there's one just one letter missing and
you know what it is, and they get it wrong
and I'm just yelling at the TV.
Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
I don't know how you're not. It's amazing that you
can just keep your composure.
Speaker 19 (01:29:19):
Well, it's I go darn, I wish you would have
gotten it that. That's kind of the way I look
at it.
Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
This is why everyone loves you, because you're such a
lively person.
Speaker 19 (01:29:26):
Yeah, well thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
So who's this?
Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Who's this guy's end of the table over here?
Speaker 10 (01:29:30):
That is my son Nico.
Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Hey there, Hey, Nico, I follow you on Instagram, by
the way, because one day I will be able to
afford to buy a mansion in bel Air. You know
who to call? Okay, is it weird having a son
who's sort of he's a sex symbol? People call your
son sexy? Is that gross?
Speaker 19 (01:29:48):
No, it's not. It's not.
Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
But you don't think your son as sexy? That would
be kind of No.
Speaker 19 (01:29:53):
No, I mean I've known him his whole life naked,
not in a long long time.
Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
The day is young.
Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
What's it like having van A White as a mom?
Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
To you?
Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
It's just every day.
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
I mean, you see who she is. It's amazing. She's
the best.
Speaker 34 (01:30:13):
She's super sweet and yeah, really privileged childhood.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
So it's been amazing. Wow.
Speaker 10 (01:30:19):
Is that like a party party trick when you're having
a good time? Hey, by the way, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
Totally it's like a built in party trick, like from birth. Yeah, absolutely,
for sure.
Speaker 34 (01:30:28):
I mean I don't really tell too many people, but
when it, when people find out, it's really interesting because
she's an icon.
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Everybody knows her.
Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
When you were a kid, were you allowed to run
around the set and like spin wheels and everything?
Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Yeah, I mean to some Yeah, of course.
Speaker 34 (01:30:41):
And then we go to like Hawaii together because they
used to shoot like it all over the country so on,
like for the good locations, we would go together and
make a family vacation out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
So it was a good location. So I guess she
never made it to the Cleveland Noveland they love it.
Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Number one.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
I'm sorry we're turning this into the Nico interview.
Speaker 19 (01:31:03):
That's okay, I don't mind at all. I want to
point out something. I listened to you for a long time.
My daughter went to school here. She went to NYU
for four years, so I listened to you all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
You know that we get a little crass in this room,
but we're on our best behavior with you here.
Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
I said dumb ass before and then I went, oh
my gosh, fan of white sitting next to me, I
just said, I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
I met you and Pat Sage years ago at some function.
We were doing something I don't know, and my husband
Alex had a drink or two because it was a fundraiser,
and he invited you guys to our house in Santa Fe.
And what do you can't You can't invite these people
to our house. They don't know if they think you're
stalking them. But now we know you better come on
out house. I'd love to how's everything with Ryan, because
(01:31:47):
you know, we've known Ryan Seacrest for many years. The
guy owes me and everyone money, I'm sure, but for
so many years with Pat and now you know, I'm
assuming there's some adjustment, a little bit of adjustment there, of.
Speaker 19 (01:32:02):
Course, and not just for me, for everybody who watches.
For forty one years, Patt and I have been doing
the show, and then Pat decided to retire, and he's
very happy. I saw him a couple of weeks ago.
He looks great. And Ryan took over and he's doing
a great job. And he said, look, no one could
ever replace Pat. Say Jack, I'm just here to fill in, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
I feel like you should be in charge now though,
because like you know you're a man of wife. It's like,
you listen to me, Ryan Sea.
Speaker 19 (01:32:30):
Maybe I think he would listen to me. I don't
have anything to say. He's doing a fine job.
Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
She's from the Bronx. Daniel, you're a friging white Come on,
you know, scary of a question for Vana.
Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
Way about a year and a half ago, you got
to be a contestant on the show.
Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
I just want to know what that experience was like,
especially since you were, I believe, playing against Ken Jennings
from Jeopardy exactly.
Speaker 19 (01:32:51):
I felt like a dumb you know what, yew the
tables turned.
Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
Yes, it's gotta be a really rough job to be
contestant on that show.
Speaker 19 (01:33:01):
I think it is, I really do, because you don't
realize what if you're standing there, There's so many things
to think about. There's the wheel, there's the puzzle board.
There's six cameras everywhere, and there's directors telling you this
and that. It's just ah, So I understand how they feel,
and I felt the same way.
Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
A lot of people are going to work right now
listening to the show, maybe doing a job they've been
doing for eight years, ten years, whatever you've been doing
this for forty two years.
Speaker 19 (01:33:26):
I was eleven when I started.
Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Of course, what's your advice for someone out there who
wants to feel that same feeling of longevity at what
they do well?
Speaker 19 (01:33:35):
I think if you're happy in your job, stay with it.
And if you're not happy in your job and you
can't leave your job, make the best of it. There's
always something good in everything. That's the way I look
at it.
Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
That is good.
Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
We need to start thinking more like Vana White because
we're a bunch of are sarcastic.
Speaker 19 (01:33:52):
New yorkersy, but you guys have fun, don't you know?
Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
We do.
Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Even when we hate each other, we're having a good time.
We actually enjoy hating each other sometimes it's part of
the part of the day.
Speaker 10 (01:34:03):
So how do you guys pick the contestants to go
on the show? How would one apply? I need my
dad to go on there.
Speaker 19 (01:34:08):
Go to Wheel of Fortune dot com, okay, and how
to be a contestant It will be on there. Of course,
I'm not involved in the contestant search, but I think
they have to do I'm not really sure. I shouldn't say,
because I don't really know how can do it. But
go to Wheel of Fortune dot Com.
Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
It's always better not to know. I try to. I
try to stay out of the loop when our job
is brought up it. Wait, you can't get us on
the show.
Speaker 19 (01:34:29):
No, you can't be on the show if we know
each other.
Speaker 10 (01:34:32):
Oh wait, so all of us are out.
Speaker 16 (01:34:34):
Yeah, I have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
It is in a live studio audience. Yeah, yes, it
is so how many people? Because I always feel like,
when you go to a show, it looks so much
bigger on television than when you get there.
Speaker 19 (01:34:48):
Yeah, I think there's two hundred and fifty three hundred
people in the audience something like that.
Speaker 11 (01:34:52):
It does.
Speaker 17 (01:34:53):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
What's up, Nate, don't you have?
Speaker 7 (01:34:56):
I always thought you guys did this show live every
night when I'm a kid sitting there watching it my
parents living, I'm like, boy, it looks great tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
You must had a good day.
Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Come to find out you filmed that like three months ago.
Speaker 19 (01:35:05):
Yes, how does that work? We filmed about thirty four
days a year. That's it, stop it, Yes, but how
many in a day? Six shows a day?
Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
I'm sorry, I do not feel sorry for you. One
that sounds like a.
Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Great job, dresses it is?
Speaker 22 (01:35:26):
It is?
Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Wait, you have three hundred and he's thirty one days
off a year.
Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
He was doing the math.
Speaker 19 (01:35:31):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
You know, and no one deserves it more than the best. Okay,
I know you get these same stupid questions over and over.
So when you went from turning the letters to touching
the letters, yes, does it? Did it like the statically
frizzy shock you? At some point when they're trying.
Speaker 19 (01:35:50):
To iron out, I said, is there any way you
can make my job easier?
Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
It was a bit much, was it? I mean, when
you touch the letter, does it actually activate it? Or
is there someone out back going okay, she's touching it,
pushed the button and it lights up.
Speaker 19 (01:36:08):
Well, there's two two things happen. First I physically turned
the letters, and then I went to touching the letters.
And now a couple of years ago they changed the
set where honestly, I don't even have to touch the letter.
There's a laser up there and the motion of my
hand that gets near the letter, it will light up.
Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Have you ever activated the wrong letter?
Speaker 19 (01:36:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
You know the answers yes.
Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
In eight thousand episodes, Vana's drinking again. I mean, have
you read the wrong letter?
Speaker 19 (01:36:39):
One time? I did, and That was when I was
physically turning them. The puzzle was either doctor Spock or
mister Spock. It was an M or a D. And
I turned the wrong one. It was like I was devastated.
Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
Did they keep it or did they redo it?
Speaker 19 (01:36:51):
No, we had to redid it because I revealed a letter,
a letter which, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
The people in the back office and went, oh that Maana,
she ruined doctor Spot.
Speaker 10 (01:37:02):
They never saw it at home.
Speaker 9 (01:37:05):
I always used to think that the wheel was rigged,
which I know nobody could ever admit to you, just
because it seems like people are doing so well and
they have all this money and fan bankruptcy every time.
Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
She just accused you of working at rigged Wheelana, not Fanna.
Speaker 10 (01:37:16):
I don't think she did it.
Speaker 19 (01:37:18):
No, we would all we would all be in jail
of that. No, they are there are people there that
watch everything we do.
Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Will Waters, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Yes, auditors. Were you a fan of game shows when
you're growing up?
Speaker 19 (01:37:30):
I watched Wheel of Fortune? Can you believe that I
even wrote in to be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune?
I wish you would have saved that letter. It said,
if you're ever in the Los Angeles area give us
a call, and so this was like.
Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
This was like in seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
That's so kind of crazy, isn't it? Yeah, but that's
that's a dream come true.
Speaker 19 (01:37:48):
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
And how did you get the job? Like to begin with? Like,
what was the audition process that I Well?
Speaker 19 (01:37:53):
First I went to a taping of Dance Fever, which
was a MERV Griffin show, and Janet Jones, who's now
Janet Gretzky, was one of the dancers. So I said
to Janet, can you introduce me to somebody? This is
a MERV Griffin show. I hear they're looking for a
replacement on Wheel And she introduced me to Merv's right
hand man and I said, can I come in an audition?
He said, you call me on October fifth at ten
o'clock and we haven't made a decision. You can come
(01:38:15):
in ten o'clock. I called him and I went in
for the audition.
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Wow.
Speaker 19 (01:38:20):
Right and at the right place at the right time.
Speaker 17 (01:38:22):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
So that's a part of it. So cool to be
successfully the right time, right place sometimes. What about the
price is right? Didn't you do something over there?
Speaker 19 (01:38:31):
I was a contestant again, didn't win a dog on thing.
But a great story about that is my dressing room
was the same dressing room that Bob Barker had when
we were filming at CBS.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Wow, Bob Barker is he Is he still with us?
Speaker 35 (01:38:47):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
No, we were because he lived in West Hollywood, not
far from a friend of mine, and we would drive
by his house. He'd be ent to watering the garden.
He had a really cool house. This really great.
Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
We had very spade and new pets.
Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Yeah, pets never gave birth.
Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
But I mean I always loved watching game shows when
I was growing up. I was kind of a loner kid.
I get home from school, you know, mom and dad
be working, and so I would make the peanut butter
and jelly sandwich and I would zoom through every single
game show. I always wanted to be on one. Never
were never was, never was invited. But now I met you,
I can't be on yours. If you ruined it for us,
(01:39:26):
you can come busit. I would bus I would love it.
Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
Yes, Why is Wheel of Fortune one of the chosen few?
Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
What has made it last?
Speaker 27 (01:39:35):
This long?
Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Very good question?
Speaker 19 (01:39:37):
I wish I knew that answer. I honestly don't know
the only thing I can think of. It's a half
hour of family fun and there's no drama.
Speaker 22 (01:39:44):
It is what it is.
Speaker 19 (01:39:45):
It makes you feel good. You love watching people win.
Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
You tell me it's all. But another thing is it's
not a no brainer show. You do have to think.
You do have to actively try to figure these puzzles out.
There's a lot of games shows out there that said
no wammies. No one's to think about that. No offense
(01:40:11):
to whatever that was. But you know, it's good to
play along at home. Like when we have contests on
our show. We try to make it where people can
play along and they scream at the radio when they
don't get it right, and they can activate with it
at That's one of the things. Also, MERV Griffin was
MERV Griffin And this is this is.
Speaker 19 (01:40:30):
Old fashioned too, think about it. This came from Hangman.
Remember that show, not show that game where you would
I'm so old.
Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
They actually with hang Men, Downtown bank bank robbers and anyway,
but Hangman was the original.
Speaker 19 (01:40:45):
You're right, and those We grew up playing games. My
children played games, right, We played games so often.
Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Yeah, all kinds of stuff, cheesy and scrabble and game nights,
are a very important thing.
Speaker 27 (01:40:58):
It is.
Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
We had that at my house too.
Speaker 10 (01:40:59):
If you could be on a game show, which one
would you choose?
Speaker 19 (01:41:02):
I would not do that because then I would be
against wheel fortunes.
Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
Okay, never happened.
Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
Okay, wow, good answer, Van, I'm loyal.
Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
That is like, I'm not new to this guy.
Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
I have an idea with that, and I don't just
a thought. Now listen, I'm gonna give the idea and
just oh okay, great and we'll move on. Let's not
say it could happen or who we need to call whatever?
We need a space on the wheel. I heart needs
to have a space on the wheel. Yeah, just a thought.
Speaker 19 (01:41:37):
Well, speaking of that, I'm hearing rumors that something big
is going to be happening with iHeart.
Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
What Okay, Well I read knew that, but I was
trying to play it off. I was merely acting. And
now you're gonna get us all fire and things. But
there could be something coming up.
Speaker 19 (01:41:58):
Yes, I'm hearing rumors. Which else?
Speaker 10 (01:42:00):
All right, right, this is cool.
Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
We'll leave it to that.
Speaker 19 (01:42:04):
Yes, yeah, i'd love to you guys are so.
Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
We have we have spoiled nothing. We're just we're just
dreaming the big the big dreams. But Vanna, it's just
such a pleasure to have you on our show.
Speaker 19 (01:42:18):
It's such a it's my pleasure. As I said, I
I feel like I know you because I've listened to
you for years, And thank you so much for letting
me be part of this and letting my son join
me too.
Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Oh no, it's her. It's our honor. He was going
to give us a good price on the house. And you,
you truly are a charming, beautiful, wonderful woman. Something tells
me when you walk out of here and the mics
off you kit kitting across the river, there's got to
be some evil, evil side when you throw sharp objects,
and I'm not seeing it quite yet.
Speaker 17 (01:42:53):
Tell this now, this Dan in the Morning Show? Is
Elvis Daran in the Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Why am I being yelled at? Why am I being
yelled at?
Speaker 10 (01:43:06):
What did you do?
Speaker 11 (01:43:07):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
He's we're on the radio. Don't use poul language. Alex
is accusing me of putting paper towels in the toilet,
did you No, I would never put paper I didn't
put paper towels in the toilet.
Speaker 10 (01:43:20):
No evidence.
Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
I did not throw paper towels in the toilet. So
in the bathroom just in case the dogs have an emergency,
we have like a peepee pad, right, So I let
them out that they went out earlier. They went outside,
they did their thing outside.
Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
But I walked in there a second.
Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
It looked like like a family of fifty pood all
over the Oh God, And so I picked up the pooh.
We threw it away in the toilet, flushed it down.
But he's now saying that our dogs pood so much
it clogged the toilet. That can dogs do that?
Speaker 16 (01:43:57):
Well, looks like it just happened, it says, a little
swallow golf balls, but will swallow Ali's pooh?
Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
That's the.
Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
What okay?
Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Alex is here to yell at me.
Speaker 22 (01:44:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
Well, I just we don't have a plunge you. I
just had a plunge.
Speaker 16 (01:44:12):
In the toilet and pull out all these paper towels
that you put in the I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Put paper towels in the toilet, I swear to God,
I don't.
Speaker 16 (01:44:19):
Well, then it must have been a ghost, because there
was a lot of paper towels in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
I swear to you, I would never put paper towels
in a toilet. Ever, well, then how did it get there?
Speaker 4 (01:44:29):
I don't know. Go find out. Have you had house guests? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
No, no one was the staying there. Yeah, we have dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
When my sister first moved back to New Jersey, she
had this apartment and we kept the toilet kept breaking,
you know, and they kept coming to fix it. Finally
they did the investigation. The person who lived there before
her kept flushing all the tampons. The man who fixed
the toilet could not believe what he found down there.
Speaker 10 (01:44:57):
I'm gonna vomit everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
It was, correct, ya, I only put toilet paper in
the I swear to you. I swear to you. I
would never put paper tots in the toilet. I can't
believe this is our conversation on our show.
Speaker 9 (01:45:10):
Like there somehow Alex's commitment to sticking his arm into
the toilet and getting it out.
Speaker 10 (01:45:15):
I would have just called whoever to come fix it,
like please, God, call the cops. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
He's like congratulating on having the guts to put your
your entire fist in the toilet. I think it's under
my fingernails, you know. He walked out like he took
a victory. Sip. He was like, yeah, I said something
funny on.
Speaker 6 (01:45:35):
That And this here is why I'm a one ply guy,
because I was being Alex and having to do what
he just did.
Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
That is the nastiest thing, nasty thing I could stick.
Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
But he pulled paper towels out of our toilet. I
did not put moving on.
Speaker 10 (01:45:55):
Somebody did what you did.
Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Hey, you know Scottie b talk about the cheapest of
the cheek. He actually drops money. He dropped money in
the toilet, went after it. You went through, like, how
much money was it?
Speaker 35 (01:46:07):
It was a dollar coin, it was a socket, Joe,
I had to get it it.
Speaker 11 (01:46:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
How much would it take for you guys to like
put your hand, Doug, how much money would have to
fall in the bowl?
Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Hundred?
Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Yeah, twenty, I'm a gandhia twenty.
Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
I'm gonna blush a fifty. I'm gonna flush it all.
You're a ten, you're a ten? Yeah? I mean is
this the bowl? Is it a clean bowl or is
it a sullied bowl?
Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Sully bowl?
Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
I love that Scottie with toilet fishing for his coin.
It was not a clean bowl.
Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
This is the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
I put on a glove and it would have cost
me more.
Speaker 35 (01:46:47):
Had I flushed that coin, a plumber would have had
to come because it would have cloged everything up.
Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
Goes right down, right, let's go test that what they said.
Speaker 11 (01:46:58):
You did?
Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
You at least spray with sanitizer or something.
Speaker 35 (01:47:01):
Out I used in one of the self checkout lands
to the supermarket immediately after.
Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
Okay, So you know Scotty is kind of famous for
his two dollar bills. Yes, would you go fishing for
a two dollar bill?
Speaker 11 (01:47:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Yes, Scotti?
Speaker 16 (01:47:12):
Tell him about when you So when Scotty was here,
we went to Saint Augustine and we wanted to walk
around a little bit. We had parked in a parking
lot that was for the restaurant only that we ate at,
and if you go somewhere else, they'll supposedly tell your car.
So Scotty goes over to you know, kind of give
the guy a little cash to let us walk around
for a couple hours. Scotty gives this guy two dollar bill.
(01:47:34):
He gets so excited, and when we came back, he
read the serial number.
Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
He knew it was rare. This guy was the biggest dork.
Speaker 35 (01:47:41):
That's right, I said, Look, I got a Crisp new
two dollar bill for you if we could stay here
for a few hours. And he's like, all right, well,
this one is a star note, which means it was
a replacement. Oh god, I collect them. And by the way,
those other people like me, Hi, you tipped him two
dollars so cheap. No, but yes, I did give him
a second I gave him a second one when he
(01:48:02):
came back. But no, he was excited for it wasn't
It wasn't the dollar amount. It was the fact that
it was a two dollar bill, and he was excited.
Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
That's all.
Speaker 17 (01:48:10):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, All.
Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Right, scary, explain, explain your phone tap.
Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
Patty wants to phone tap her husband, Richard.
Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
See, Patty's to stay at home mom and sometimes likes
to go out for the day and leave their son
Lane with a babysitter. Well, that doesn't sit too well
with Richard because he hates this and because they've had
bad experiences. So Patty starts to call to her husband
and then I'm going to jump in as the bad babysitter.
Speaker 3 (01:48:36):
Babysitter is scary.
Speaker 33 (01:48:37):
Here we go, Richard, Hey, Well, I've just got home
and the house is a total.
Speaker 7 (01:48:42):
Mess and isn't a mess.
Speaker 22 (01:48:44):
Basically, I had to leave.
Speaker 15 (01:48:46):
Lane with my friend Michelle's son Adam, and when I
got why leave him?
Speaker 12 (01:48:51):
I had to get a pedicure and I don't want
to hear it.
Speaker 17 (01:48:55):
So basically, like I came home your.
Speaker 22 (01:48:57):
Your comic books were on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
What does that mean?
Speaker 15 (01:49:01):
I mean, I don't know how many of them were ripped.
Speaker 22 (01:49:03):
I don't think many.
Speaker 33 (01:49:04):
But you shouldn't me.
Speaker 12 (01:49:05):
No, sadly, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5 (01:49:07):
You get a peticure at lebar sold with some stranger
comes in your pairs.
Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Of the house.
Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 8 (01:49:12):
Huh?
Speaker 20 (01:49:13):
Well, Michelle is a nice lady.
Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
I figured her son I don't care of.
Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Michelle is a nice lady. You have more son and
he runs my house.
Speaker 20 (01:49:19):
He didn't ruin the whole house.
Speaker 14 (01:49:20):
But a couple of your comic books were on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
And you and this cake comes over and touch whipping
them up.
Speaker 4 (01:49:26):
Some No things you can't replace.
Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
No, I didn't talk to them.
Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 20 (01:49:32):
I can call him on three way, but you have
to calm down, you have to relax, to go number fine,
hold on hold on.
Speaker 17 (01:49:42):
Hello, this is Lane's.
Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
Mom, Patricia.
Speaker 4 (01:49:46):
Is your son?
Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Okay, he's fine, he's fine, he'll be fine to be okay,
what you do to him?
Speaker 24 (01:49:54):
All right?
Speaker 22 (01:49:54):
This is my husband, rich husband?
Speaker 14 (01:49:57):
What the hell did you do to my son?
Speaker 32 (01:49:58):
Did draft?
Speaker 4 (01:49:58):
He's okay? You had a good time. We really bonded,
but things didn't go right.
Speaker 25 (01:50:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:50:06):
I need something to wipe up the spill. Spill what
we can tear the paper? I thought it was the
comic strips from the newspapers. But when you what's wrong
with you? Prop it on my college books? Spilled the
spilled wine, spilled on the.
Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
Rug and wine over the wine while you're watching my son?
Speaker 4 (01:50:24):
It fell out of his sippy cup. You won't sippy cup.
I didn't know it was wine. At first I thought
it was grape juice. But are you kidding? This cup
fell over? And I'm like, oh man, I don't write that.
You all the way to back Rope Colley book. Why son,
you're starting to get a little, you know, fidgety and stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:50:43):
I figured, you know, hey, man, chill kid, do you
know what was Unless they found out it was wine,
I was like, I was gonna take it away but
then I'm like, yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
He's eventually gonna drink it anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
What do you mean he's four years old?
Speaker 3 (01:50:55):
Four years old, you don't beat the wine.
Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
You need a brain damage enough, Like, do you know
what you get? Two slurps?
Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
Are you kidding me? You want to call you?
Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
In college, was curious.
Speaker 12 (01:51:06):
As to why my vibrator was sitting on the floor
next to all of the transformers.
Speaker 29 (01:51:11):
Oh yeah, it was in between the Christians of the sofa,
so I don't know between.
Speaker 4 (01:51:17):
He's using it as a gun, the big gun in
the artillery. No, man, he's just discovered it on his own.
But then I'm like.
Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
That, go with it, right, I mean, you can't take
away from.
Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
I did take it away from him once he started
chewing on it. This is scary. Jones held just to
ran in the morning show Patty's phont tapping you. It's
a radio plank? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 19 (01:51:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
I can't believe you didn't getting the pedicure.
Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
No, it's a joke.
Speaker 22 (01:51:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
Yes, and so was your wax vibrator.
Speaker 17 (01:52:01):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 21 (01:52:05):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
author The.
Speaker 5 (01:52:09):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 17 (01:52:21):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
So interesting. Gandhi passed this article along to me last week,
and I was reading through this article and I'm like, really,
it's called non Americans are baffled by some of the
things Americans do in movies. Oh yeah, So imagine yourself,
you know, living in France or Greece or Asia or
(01:52:49):
you know, wherever in the world, and you see these
movies and you see how we're depicted. For instance, do
Americans really use red plastic cups at parties or is
that just in movies?
Speaker 11 (01:53:00):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (01:53:00):
Wow, right, yeah, ye, shocking.
Speaker 9 (01:53:04):
But that's one of the things my parents said they
were shocked about here too, is how much disposable stuff
the United States has.
Speaker 3 (01:53:10):
Yes, we do throw away a lot. Do Americans actually
have their funerals in graveyards with wooden chairs set up
beside the grave?
Speaker 10 (01:53:18):
That is kind of strange.
Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
Oh yeah, I've never been to one of those. I
feel like that's more in the movies.
Speaker 10 (01:53:23):
Oh I've been to one of those.
Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
You do Americans actually have yellow school buses or is
that a movie thing?
Speaker 10 (01:53:32):
What we do it's real. It's real.
Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
Oh here's my favorite. Why do Americans always eat meat
loaf in films and on TV? What is a meat loaf?
It's a very American thing. Isn't it interesting how they
see us and they witness our our way of life?
Speaker 31 (01:53:49):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (01:53:50):
Absolutely, Here's what.
Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
I didn't understand. Do Americans actually have an obscene amount
of throw pillows? Or is this just in the movies? No,
that's real. Didn't you say something about your husband and
being a brit He was commenting on all the throw
pillows we have.
Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
He will not let me have as many as I
would like because he I guess he didn't grow up
with throw pillows and he's like, what the hell do
we need? And that's just more to take off the bed,
more to take off, So I am not allowed to
have as many as I would like.
Speaker 3 (01:54:19):
You know, we could always reverse this and have questions
about their movies and their society or what's your question
for Danielle Nate? Yeah, well I have a question for
you about Sheldon.
Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
Does he really drink a lot of tea or is
that just in the movie?
Speaker 10 (01:54:33):
He does not?
Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
Okay, I mean I think maybe when he lived there
he did but he drinks more coffee.
Speaker 11 (01:54:37):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
Then they're always drinking tea.
Speaker 1 (01:54:40):
That's what they drink.
Speaker 9 (01:54:41):
My mom and dad drink a ton of tea because
you know, there was a lot of British rule in India,
so they have a lot of British customs about them
as well. My parents drink tea in the morning, and
of course high tea.
Speaker 3 (01:54:53):
They have to do that to t And then what
do we do? We throw it in the Boston harbor
by exactly? Do Americans really eat potato chips on a
plate with their lunch? That's so weird. That's so weird.
Speaker 10 (01:55:07):
And a sandwich?
Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
Do they really put potato chips on the sandwich?
Speaker 21 (01:55:10):
What?
Speaker 11 (01:55:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 10 (01:55:12):
It's sour cream and onion.
Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
Potato chips on a salami and cheese sandwich is heaven?
Speaker 4 (01:55:16):
Oh so good?
Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
So again, these non Americans baffled by the things Americans
do in movies? Do Americans actually purchase fake IDs Americans?
Do Americans really have five minute conversations at the door?
Speaker 10 (01:55:32):
That's funny too. How many times if you said, why
don't you come in and sit down?
Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
They go, no, no, I'm just dropping something off And
then they don't leave for like an hour and you're
standing at the door.
Speaker 3 (01:55:42):
Do Americans actually leave a spare key under their door? Match?
Or is it just a movie thing? Because if they do,
that's really emmer effort dumb.
Speaker 10 (01:55:52):
Yeah, that's true, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:55:53):
Do Americans eat as many of those bare claws at
work as TV and movies would have us belief? Y're scary? Yes?
Speaker 22 (01:55:59):
Me?
Speaker 3 (01:56:01):
Do Americans usually take high school football games?
Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
Seriously? Is that's just something in the movies?
Speaker 20 (01:56:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
Especially serious? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
I Do Americans actually eat peanut butter and jelly? Or
is it like a fake movie thing?
Speaker 10 (01:56:13):
No, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
According to the movies. All Americans have a bag of
frozen peas in the refrigerator, but they never use them
while cooking. Why I used frozen peas just last night,
so shut out to cook with?
Speaker 11 (01:56:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Well okay, supped to do with them if.
Speaker 10 (01:56:30):
You hurt yourself?
Speaker 17 (01:56:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:56:33):
Oh you put another black eye?
Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Do Americans really wake up and drink milk from the carton?
Speaker 10 (01:56:40):
My boy's so disturbing. I hate that one.
Speaker 3 (01:56:42):
Yeah, do Americans actually care about home?
Speaker 8 (01:56:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:56:44):
Hold on a second, see I drink sometimes I drink
milk out of the cartons because Alex doesn't drink milk.
Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
Oh, so then okay, you're not sharing it.
Speaker 4 (01:56:51):
It's fine.
Speaker 10 (01:56:52):
Well, technically you're.
Speaker 9 (01:56:53):
Not supposed to do that still, because once you introduce
your saliva into something, it changes, it starts to break
it down.
Speaker 10 (01:56:58):
So technically you're not.
Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
Thank you here, welcome science bashing the Americans. Do Americans
actually care about homecoming as much as the movies make
it out to be?
Speaker 10 (01:57:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
Not where I grew up, we did not have homecoming
in the Bronx. Where I grew up, that was a
movie thing.
Speaker 17 (01:57:15):
We did not have that.
Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
We had homecoming Homecoming, King and Queen, a big homecoming
game where people come back, the alumni from high school
days come back.
Speaker 4 (01:57:24):
Mollie is online.
Speaker 3 (01:57:25):
Two, Hey, Mollie, isn't this list interesting? How they perceive
us overseas.
Speaker 15 (01:57:31):
It's super interesting. It's kind of crazy you don't think
about it. I've always heard that people learned how to
do telecalls through friends, but whatever. I had a friend
that brought over a like an exchange student. It was
in my early twenties, and we handed him a beer
in a red solo cup and he was from like
(01:57:52):
Germany or something. And when we handed him the red
Solo cup.
Speaker 2 (01:57:58):
He freaked out, like he went, oh my gosh, it's
the cup, you see.
Speaker 3 (01:58:08):
I would do the reverse. I would go to Germany
and go, oh my god, it's a steine, a beer stein.
I see you guys eat drinking out of those beer
steins in your beer gardens all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:58:20):
It's a beer garden.
Speaker 15 (01:58:23):
Welcome to our terrible beer in a red cup.
Speaker 3 (01:58:25):
Yay, I love it. I love it. You freaked out.
So was it a Did he consider it an honor
to drink out of a red Solo cup?
Speaker 21 (01:58:34):
Yes?
Speaker 26 (01:58:35):
He did.
Speaker 15 (01:58:35):
He said, I cannot wait to go home until everybody
I went to an American party and drank from the
red Solo cup.
Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
You know what, the Solo Cup company should make a
red Solo steine where the heads a little lid on
the top of a beer stein.
Speaker 10 (01:58:49):
I have an idea here, well.
Speaker 3 (01:58:51):
Don't you remember I want well, I wanted to do
the Weinstein is my idea. That was my idea. Clearly
the thing is and then so it's drinking wine, but
it has a little lid on it like a stein.
But then Harvey Weinstein ruined it, so I can't you know,
I don't want to n after him. Weinstein screwed me up.
Speaker 15 (01:59:11):
I mean, you'll never have a party fell.
Speaker 3 (01:59:14):
Yeah, it's true. Thank you so much for listening, Molly,
go have a good day. Thanks for your story.
Speaker 24 (01:59:19):
Thanks, thanks a lot.
Speaker 14 (01:59:20):
I have a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
What was that, Gandhi?
Speaker 10 (01:59:23):
So in a mayor in a ninety day fiance?
Speaker 9 (01:59:25):
You know, the concept is you get engaged to somebody
from overseas, bring them here and introduce them to the
American way of life before you get married. Every single
fiance from overseas is stunned by the American breakfast. They
all say, what is this sugar bomb that you guys
hit yourselves with immediately, like the cereals that we eat, donuts,
Oh my god, donuts, throw them off, bacon, the amount
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of processed meat, all of it.
Speaker 10 (01:59:48):
I mean they are just like you start the day
with this. This is crazy.
Speaker 23 (01:59:52):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:59:52):
Out of all my travels overseas, only the UK did
like a big breakfast with sausages and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:59:58):
Yes, are you good?
Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
To France or Italy? What a grease stage? And they're like,
what does have coffee? Shut up right? What's scary?
Speaker 4 (02:00:05):
Counterpoint? When I went to Italy, I was looking for
breakfast I'm like, where are the eggs?
Speaker 3 (02:00:09):
And they're like, no, you could have this role with
some lutella on it and that's your bround sliced like
Deli meats and stuff like that. Was like what?
Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
Speaking of the UK, I didn't know they didn't have cheerleading.
When I was doing a Peloton class. One of the
instructors Hannah Franks, and it lives in the UK, and
she was talking about cheerleading and she said, growing up,
we never had that. We would see these movies and say,
how come we don't have things like this? But they
didn't have it. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 3 (02:00:35):
Let's see, I'm almost in the list. Okay, do Americans
actually have lab partners? This is the movie thing? Why
don't they do schoolwork alone?
Speaker 35 (02:00:43):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
Do Americans eat fish fingers? I've seen them in American
film fish fingers Like yeah, fish sticks? So funny?
Speaker 30 (02:00:53):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
Why do Americans and films always sit on their counters
to read newspapers and drink coffee? That's what we do?
Speaker 4 (02:00:59):
And in movies?
Speaker 3 (02:00:59):
Why do I Americans crumple their money? Is this actually
the real thing in life? Because I don't get it.
Speaker 21 (02:01:04):
I do that.
Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
I like a dollar bill like it looks like trashre
Hello Becky, Hello, oh cheerio. So the stereotype is correct.
How much tea do you drink per day?
Speaker 27 (02:01:17):
Well, I always have a couple of my old gray
in the morning, and I normally have another cup possibly
about an hour later or another hour later. But in
England they drink so much tea. My mom and my
dad drink tea all the time. And my sister they
won't go home and have a beer, They go have
a enough.
Speaker 3 (02:01:33):
Cup of tea, right see. I love that. When I'm
over there, I get into the tea culture because it's
it's it's fun, you know. I feel like I'm in England.
I'm drinking tea and.
Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
I feel like tea fixes everything. Like I remember my mom,
my mother in law, she would always say, oh, can
I make you a cup of tea?
Speaker 10 (02:01:48):
Will then make you feel better?
Speaker 22 (02:01:50):
You know.
Speaker 27 (02:01:51):
It's like, yeah, just cue as things, but doesn't it.
In England, if you have workers come in the house
so doing your bathroom or whatever, the first thing they
do is to make you a cup of tea and
then definitely have milk and always have sugar in the tea,
and then throughout the day you just make tea constantly
for them.
Speaker 3 (02:02:10):
There you go.
Speaker 11 (02:02:10):
It's a team all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
It's a tea machine.
Speaker 4 (02:02:13):
Becky.
Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
It's wonderful hearing your voice. Thank you for listening to us,
and I hope you have a very very fabulous day today.
Speaker 27 (02:02:18):
Okay, it's lovely to talk to you to thank you
very much. You too have a lovely day.
Speaker 3 (02:02:23):
You too, Thank you.
Speaker 17 (02:02:25):
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Speaker 17 (02:02:54):
Elvister ran in the morning show, all right, we.
Speaker 3 (02:03:00):
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Like the butt crack at dawn.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
See Daddy's buying today.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm gonna come to your bedside tonight.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hey, so are we?
Speaker 6 (00:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Do you consider yourself right at reading some like first
impressions or things little nuances they have that can tell
you a lot about their personality? Oh? Really? Like what?
Speaker 7 (00:44):
For instance, I'm so good at knowing if someone's in
distress or not. Hell uh, Well, for instance, I know
when you're annoyed, Elvis. So it's like, right now, I
could see in your face you're not happy.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm very happy, so obviously not me. So obviously you're
striking out. I take it back, I'm totally happy with you.
So you're not good at that anyone else?
Speaker 8 (01:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, yes, scary.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
I can spot a fake person a mile away, like
if someone's being fake to you, like when you're getting
fake hospitality when they.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Have to be nice to you just because it's their job.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yet, right, Okay, you're good at that? What about you? Gandhi?
What what like nuances in someone's personality traits really tell
you a lot about them?
Speaker 9 (01:28):
I think there's a way that people look at you
when you first meet them. And sometimes we've all met
these people. They just size you up like head to toe.
They're taking everything in and judging immediately. And most of
those people who do the elevator eyes all the way
up and down have turned out to not be so
kind in the future.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Also, the people when you're having conversations with them, they're
looking behind your head to see who else is in
the room. Yeah, or how they treat other people. Anyway,
So Gandhi found you know this great article. I want
to kind of like steal some stuff from it. Seven
insignificant details that tell you a lot about someone. And
just in passing when we have brought it up, a
lot of people, a lot of you texted in about, well,
(02:10):
if you see someone who's not nice to animals, you
know that they're probably a dud.
Speaker 9 (02:15):
Hell yes, absolutely, Even like the pigeons and the rats
in New York City, when I see people try to
kick them out of the way, I lose it.
Speaker 10 (02:23):
I'm like, really, dude, this is their space, not yours.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
To be honest, you know, when a rat's on your foot,
you do tend to accidentally cook a kick a little
bit no, But also and Danielle brought up a good
one too, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Moms, you have to make sure they're nice to their mom.
If someone's that nice to their mom, kick them.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
To the curb exactly. You can tell a lot about people.
And also, if you're in a restaurant and the person
you're with treats whoever is waiting on your whatever like crap,
they're probably not worthy of your time at all, because
these people are there to make sure you have a
good time and you're going to be mean to them. No,
not at all. So this list was kind of great
(03:03):
insignificant ways you can tell a lot about someone. One
Malcolm S. Forbes once said, you can easily judge the
character of a person by how they treat those who
can do nothing for them absolutely, for instance, So if
you're only nice to people who you can get something
out of. If someone's only nice to you and you
see they treat other people like crap because you're the
only one who can take care of them in some situation,
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you know that you really shouldn't be hanging out.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
With them, And you know what the other thing to
that is. And I've seen this happen many times people
will hang out with someone until they have no use
for them anymore, and then they're out dispose of them,
which I've seen happen so much, and I'm like, dude,
that is not cool.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's true. That's why, Nate, we have to have a
meeting later maybe job yes, Kandhi.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
One of the things that took me a long time
to realize with these jobs is that everybody presents their
best foot forward with us.
Speaker 10 (03:53):
So you think everybody's so nice and we have the greatest.
Speaker 9 (03:55):
People, but that's not true because so many people want
something from us, like hey me my business on the air.
So not everybody is a nice person. You think that
they are, And it took a while for me to
kind of get there.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Wait, So the way customers treat service employees at restaurants,
cafes and other establishments, it really tells you a lot
about them. Yeah, there's the greater picture is how people
treat others who can't do anything for them. And by
the way, this article I'm reading is called, as I said,
seven insignificant details that tell you a lot about someone
by Andy G. I don't know what the G stands for.
(04:29):
Another sector of people, another personality trait that tells you
a lot about a person how they interact with those
from whom they want something.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Yes, yeah, when suddenly your friend is like kissing up
to someone and you're like, eh.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Exactly, it's sort of like what you were just talking
about Gandhi. For example, when some guys see women they like,
they seem nice and happy for a moment before reverting
to their old selves again, and you wouldn't experience that totally.
So if you can recognize I kiss up, then you
know that maybe Okay, what are they like when they
don't need something from you?
Speaker 11 (05:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Another another trait to look for in people, how they
follow through on their promises. Give me, you know, like
give me if I've benute talking to you an answer
and then never give you an answer, right, get back
to you by Friday. Now there's no Friday.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
Right, I'm totally gonna do that. Just give me a
minute and I'll send it. No, you didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So a lot of us, you know, we make promises
and we don't keep them. So look, life happens, and
sometimes it's necessary to wiggle out of things, right or
say look, I can't I promised you I could, but
I can't. But if you just move on and just
pretend it never happened. Interesting how their real life life
differs from their social life life.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
That's such a big one.
Speaker 9 (05:51):
One of my very best friends and I love him
to death, but if you go to his Instagram page,
it's the most repulsive thing I've ever seen. It's him
flexing his muscles in front of a mirror every single day,
and yeah.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
Does has he lost wight? And he looks good?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
I get it, that's what he wants to show off,
but that's not who he is as a person. And
I just look at it and I'm like, oh, come on, man,
you can do better than this.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And we know so many people you're a nice guy though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Come on, Well it's right, it says here in this
article examine how someone behaves on social media versus real life.
Is it always necessary for them to be putting on
a show? And if you think about it, that's kind
of what social media is. I mean, we all sort
of put on a show every once a while. We're
not going to show them like us taking a pooh
or you know, it's like you, we don't show them everything, right, yeah, scary.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I always noticed when it comes to social media, the
follower count versus following count.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You if you're following like a nine hundred people and
you have.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Fourteen followers, a lot of times that's a troll and
they don't have like stuff about themselves. I just noticed
that a lot of people, because anytime I ask a
troll comes onto my social media, it's always someone that
has like about twelve followers, like, oh, you have no friends,
you know, for obvious reasons because Europad, I'm just us
and I notice it a lot.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
But they're following three thousand everybody.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Brittany only twenty four. She has another one. Hey Brittany, Hi,
how are you?
Speaker 12 (07:13):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh, thank you, and thank you very much for listening
to us. We need everyone we can get. So, uh,
what type of personality trait do you see that makes
you go hmmm, I don't know if I trust this person.
Speaker 13 (07:26):
It's how when you treat how you treat older people, like,
you know, like I just feel like if you're mean to,
you know, older people, then you're not a very good
person either.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's true.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Give up your seat on the subway for an older
person exactly exactly.
Speaker 13 (07:44):
And so it's like I saw that the other day,
and like there was this older lady, you know, she
was in a walker and you know, like we were
on the train and these people would not even let
let her sit down. And I'm like, that is so
grue and so I got up and you know, because
I injured my back a couple of months ago, but
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you know, I'm a lot younger, and I let her
have my feet, you know, And so that's just that's
just how life works, you.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Know, person.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
So you know, and there you go, and it's okay
to notice that you're you're good and and you know what,
I've always been impressed by are as an example uh
Asian culture, how they always put older people up on
a pedestal.
Speaker 14 (08:30):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 13 (08:34):
So it is such an honor to speak with you
guys for like fifteen years. I'm like, this is the
first time I've gotten so I'm.
Speaker 15 (08:42):
Like, oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well, I'm glad you got through because what you had
to say was very important. And Brittany, by the way,
I'm the oldest person on the show. These people they
treat me like crap, I know, but you know, my
birth certificate has me born way before them, and they
treat me like hammered crap and thank you, Brittany, you
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have a great day.
Speaker 13 (09:07):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Now here's another one in the listen. I think this
is very interesting because I want us to discuss this.
They say you can tell a lot about a person
by the appearance of their vehicle. Yeah, okay, really.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
It's clean.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm sure what like if it's clean or not?
Speaker 16 (09:27):
Well, yeah, I guess I think dirty car, dirty crots.
You have a dirty car you don't take care of.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
So the only people I will give a pass to
in that, though, is people who have little kids, because
you know, you've all gotten to someone's car and they
have car seats back there, and then there's like smush
macaroni in the floor. I imagine it's probably really difficult to
keep up with that.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
All the time.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
But if you're single and you're living in like some
type of landfill of fast.
Speaker 10 (09:51):
Food, ew, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Have you ever gotten in your car and you smell like, Oh,
I think I dropped a French fry yesterday and it rotted.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So I'm thinking of my When I mentioned that, are
you all thinking about what kind of shape your cars
in right now?
Speaker 17 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So there's this writer. I love him. His name is
Malcolm Gladwell. You may have heard of him. He has
a book out called Blink, The Power of Thinking Without Thinking,
And in this research he was researching eighty students who
were rated by their closest friends versus complete strangers who
just spent fifteen minutes visiting their bedrooms. You can also
tell a lot about someone by the messiness of their bedrooms.
(10:27):
I don't know what this suggests. He says is that
it's quite possible for people who have never met us,
and who have spent only twenty minutes thinking about us
to come to a better understanding of who we are
than people who have known us for years. If you
want to get a good idea of whether I'd make
a good employee, drop by my house one day and
take a look around. Wow, don't come to my house
(10:48):
right now. That thing's a sham.
Speaker 10 (10:50):
Yeah, leave my apartment alone, police right now.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Anyway, So.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's interesting to we all have different nuances that we
look for in pe right Yeah. Absolutely, some of it's
just built in. And I know that in our experience
with dealing with mass amounts of people at any given time,
not so much lately. You can see someone coming a
mile away that you kind of want to turn and
go the other way because you get to learn about
where what you're going to learn about them eventually, which
(11:19):
I know, I don't know. Maybe we're just booking, we're
judging books by the covers, but I don't.
Speaker 17 (11:24):
Know, I don't.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
I think there are some things though, that are a
big deal that end up being a big deal, like
later in life. And for me, one of the things
is watch somebody when they don't get their way, when
something doesn't go the way they want it to go.
How do they act in that situation, because it's fascinating.
You will see people turn into giant babies or be
exceptionally rude, And then you have people who are kind
(11:45):
of like whatever, roll with it, flow like water.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
It is what it is. What can you do about it?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
My face with those people, Gandhi. My favorite is are
people who are so nice to you when you're giving
them what they want, and then as soon as you
can't do something, you are the biggest jackass.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
That line twenty is Laura. She says, you can tell
a lot about somebody.
Speaker 14 (12:07):
By what, Laura, what they do with their grocery cart
after they're doneloading their car.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
We talked about this. Absolutely, go go ahead and finish
that up, Laura, because it's so true.
Speaker 14 (12:20):
So if they leave it, you know, buy your car,
or just in the middle so someone else can drive
into it their dirt bag. Okay, I'm sorry, you have
no consideration for other human beings. If you put it
in like the cart thing, all right, you're you're a
good person. We can roll with that. But if you
roll that car all the way back up inside that
(12:41):
grocery store, man, you are an above average human. And
I want to know you.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I agree. And you know a lot of times they
give you the cart corral right there in the parking lot,
right right there. Yeah, one day it was kind of funny.
We sat in the car and just kind of watched
for a while to see we go, okay, this person
right here. I bet you they do not return the
cart and play cart return or no car return.
Speaker 14 (13:02):
I have said something before.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It tells you kind of how bored we are with
our lives. But very good point. Thank you, Laura. Thank
you for listening to us as well.
Speaker 14 (13:10):
Laura, thank you have a great day.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Have you ever like said something to someone before about
that I have the car corral was right next to
their car, and I said, you're gonna leave it there?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, Oh, they'll put it up on the They'll put
it up on the little island that's made out of
like like lava, lava rock and whatever right there.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And then they kind of was like, mind you business,
look at.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
This, people are texting in things. I judge people by
the way they drive. You know, people can be really
if you cannot have the same courtesy in your car
as you do in a line at a grocery store,
then it says a lot about you and Gandhi this
is a good one too that you just posted on us.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Oh yeah, I absolutely judge people the way they exit
a plane. I have no idea why people in the
last row think as soon as that plane lands they
need to run to the front and l people and
grab their bags and get off like no one else
was waiting.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
I feel like there's an order. It's row by roe.
That's how you get off a plane. Stop causing chaos.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
We essentially could go on and on all day, and
we all look for some things that others don't look
for or whatever. But you know what, I think the
bottom line is just being kind to people. And it
really starts there, you know.
Speaker 18 (14:22):
Interesting wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 17 (14:34):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones happened?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
All right, Danielle, what's it all about today?
Speaker 17 (14:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, Paul and Shannon just had a baby and it's
a baby girl. They named her Danielle. She ordered some
birth announcements that she wanted to send out to her
friends and they came back wrong. So she obviously is
waiting for a call from the place that she ordered
from to see if they could correct it. I'm calling
to tell her it is not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Let's see what happens in today's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Hello, yeah, Hi, I'm looking for Shannon.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
Please. This is Shannon.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, Hi, Shannon, this is Stephanie from ter Engravings.
Speaker 14 (15:11):
Oh my, did you get my call?
Speaker 10 (15:14):
M What was the problem?
Speaker 19 (15:17):
Well?
Speaker 20 (15:17):
I afer the Welcome to the Jungle birth announcements and
there must have been some mistake because it says meet
our daughter daniel and my daughter is Danielle.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, it says welcome, I have here the order. Welcome
to the jungle, meet our new daughter, daniel.
Speaker 20 (15:34):
My daughter's name is Danielle.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So then why did you type daniel on the order form?
Speaker 20 (15:38):
Well, I obviously didn't type daniel. My daughter's name is
Danielle d A N I E L L E.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well that's how I would spell it, too, But apparently
you're spelling it daniel. I don't know how you people.
Thank you new parents nowadays. You you this is an
opportunity for you to make the name a little more
exotic Danielle.
Speaker 20 (15:59):
No, that's not what I want. I don't want her
name to be Exotica. Want her name to be Danielle.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Now I wonder, Jenny Eelle, are you for real?
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
This is how you spelt it on the order form.
Speaker 20 (16:10):
It is not spell the way on the order form.
I would not spell it that way on the order form. Okay.
Speaker 17 (16:14):
I just had to give birth announcements.
Speaker 20 (16:16):
To my entire family, Okay, and I want it to
be Danielle.
Speaker 17 (16:19):
I put Danielle. Okay, Okay, but very much.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You know, we have no refund policy, and if we
were mistaken, we would give you a refund. But I
didn't make the mistake, and so it's a personalized sake.
Speaker 20 (16:31):
I didn't make a mistake. I didn't make the mistake.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
What are you getting so upset about. You can easily
fix it at home, because.
Speaker 20 (16:38):
I have to send four hundred cards out to my
entire family and friends. Okay, and I'm not gonna send
it to my daughter daniel when her name is Danielle.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, Okay, Well, what you need to do is go
over and purchase a precise V five rolling ball extra
fine pen from Pilot because we have found in our
research that it is the same Zec color ink. And
you can just go ahead and put the L on
the E in there yourself and it will look exactly
as the same.
Speaker 20 (17:05):
With my newborn baby sitting here. That's what I had
time to do. Yeah, thank you. Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Maybe you got a problem with your like keyboard, unplug
it from the computer and plug it back in. Maybe
a key was stopping with the keyboard.
Speaker 20 (17:17):
Okay, it is not a problem with the keyboard. I'm
not so you did me, daniel No, I didn't. You're
just you're just making me flestern because I'm so confused
right now.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It's what's happening, Well, it's not my fault. You confuse
about your kids name my.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Faller right now.
Speaker 20 (17:34):
I'm not confused about that, okay, I'm confused as to
why this company would be so Wait.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
When you say stupid, you're talking about yourself. What are
you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Right now?
Speaker 20 (17:48):
Have you ever been through pregnancy for nine months?
Speaker 17 (17:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (17:53):
Yeah? And what's your kid's name? Huh?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
John?
Speaker 17 (17:57):
And so what if you ordered.
Speaker 20 (17:59):
Worth Elseman cards and they came back as Joan? How
would you feel about that? Hot j o A n.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
My kid's name isn't Joan. I wouldn't have stupid right now?
Speaker 20 (18:13):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I wouldn't have put that into the order form because
that's not my kid's name.
Speaker 20 (18:17):
I think you need to check your attitude.
Speaker 17 (18:19):
Okay, I am. I am the customer.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's always what can you do me a favor?
Speaker 19 (18:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Just raise your kid to listen to Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show and then we'll give you a refund.
What this is Danielle min Arrow from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show And you just got phone tapped? Is
your husband Paul on the phone?
Speaker 11 (18:43):
Paul?
Speaker 20 (18:44):
Oh my god, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 21 (18:52):
This phone table was pre recorded in permission granted by
All Party series the.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvish Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Smiling Stephens on the line. Hey Steven, Hey Alvis, Hey guys, Hey,
there are so smiling. Stephen is our Q one h
two Philadelphia producer and he's an old friend of ours
and he's just the best guy. But I heard a
story about your love life. Is it okay to talk
about this on the air, of course? Well, no, no hesitation.
What's so you met someone and you planned a date.
(19:28):
How did you meet this guy?
Speaker 16 (19:30):
Uh?
Speaker 22 (19:30):
Hinge hinge?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Okay, all right, and you said meet me at a
certain place at a certain time or did he say.
Speaker 22 (19:36):
That he proposed seven o'clock Sunday night, meet me at
a bar. So I get there seven o'clock Sunday night,
thirty minutes away, get there and he's not there. So
I kind of wait by the door, text him say hey,
you know, got a you know, are you on your way?
Don't hear anything. Five minutes later, I'm like, you know what,
I'm going to get a table. I'll get a drink,
(19:57):
you know, no worries. So I'm like, I'm by the table.
You know, you'll be able to see me, Like, I'm
right by the door.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Okay, Steven, So how many texts in are you at
this point? Saying Hey, Yo, here's what's going on?
Speaker 22 (20:07):
Three or four?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
What and what time is it? Past seven o'clock?
Speaker 22 (20:11):
Seven ten, seven fifteen at this point?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Okay?
Speaker 22 (20:16):
So I'm like every five minutes, I'm kind of hey,
you know, I just ordered something, you know, can't wait
to see you. And then like seven twenty kind of
rolls around and I'm like, uh, are you there? Still
haven't heard anything? Wow, totally silent.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, So how many texts are you in at seven twenty?
Speaker 22 (20:35):
I would say six at this point, you know.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
You know your iPhone's starting to smell like desperation at this.
Speaker 22 (20:44):
I know, but I'm also kind of like I've already
made the trick all the way out here, like I
don't want to just be sitting here by myself, like
I could have done other things on a Sunday night.
Speaker 17 (20:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
So at this point, you're looking around how many people
in the bar.
Speaker 22 (20:59):
It's crowd and the worst thing is there's people waiting
for seats. So there I am sitting at a table
by myself with the menu, and there's all these people like,
why isn't he ordering anything?
Speaker 8 (21:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Okay, so now, okay, what time is it?
Speaker 11 (21:13):
Now?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Bring me up to date.
Speaker 22 (21:15):
It is seven thirty okay.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
So thirty minutes late. Not only is he not there,
he hasn't replied to one text.
Speaker 22 (21:22):
Yeah, he hasn't replied to anything. So at this point
I turned to the waitress and I'm like, I think
I'm being stood up. And she turns to me and
she's like, well, you know, hopefully tomorrow will be a
better day and.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Get back on that horse and ride, all right.
Speaker 22 (21:44):
And so she she comes by and she's like, well,
do you want to order anything? And at this point
it's like, you know what, I'm not hungry. I'd rather
just kind of go home and you know, eat pizza
or something. So she's like, don't worry about the drink,
it's on the house.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
You felt so bad you got to pay a pittycocktail?
I get, yeah, exactly, all right, Well so did you okay,
so what time did you leave? He was supposed to
meet you at seven and you walked.
Speaker 22 (22:08):
Out the door at seven thirty five.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Okay, So the question is how long is appropriate to
wait for your date, even if you haven't and even
if even heard from them, you're like, they're totally I mean,
it is so Scooby doo, you've been ghosted. I mean,
so you walked out. How'd you feel walking out?
Speaker 22 (22:31):
A little bit of like I felt like this is
something that only happens in the movies. I honestly felt
like I took it in stride. I felt like this
is like something off my bucket list, like getting shut
up is like something I can now say I have experienced, okay,
and or trying to take it all in stride, and
it was like, you know what, it's a good warning
sign if this is how he's going to be like
first date, like Lord knows what he's going.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
To be like exactly third day, and do not go
out with him if he texts you and says when
you go out another chance?
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Ah oh oh no opposite, you set up that date
and then stand him up.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I sisterly advice from God. Danielle One says, do not
date him. He says, call him out on the day. Okay.
So uh, subsequently, what happened? Did did you ever hear
from him?
Speaker 22 (23:16):
Yes. He text me like an hour later when I'm
back home and he's like, hey, I'm sorry. I really
wanted to you know, I was looking forward to our
date Tony, so he said t O n I. So
I thought maybe he just like forgot to put the
night on part of like Tony. And then he decides
to dig his grave a little deeper by saying, oops,
I called you Tony. That's not your name. And so
(23:37):
I literally just kind of did not respond to him
so and didn't give an excuse, didn't give anything. So
the next morning he texted me, he says, I'm so sorry, Stephen.
He said what happened? And he said he went home,
he sat on the couch and he fell asleep.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah whatever, Yeah, all right, Well, you know you said
it yourself. You probably figured him out early, and that's
a good thing. I have another Stephen. Hi, Stephen, say
hi to Steven.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
Hello, how are you hi?
Speaker 22 (24:05):
Stephen?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
So hello lady. So Stephen, you got stood up last
night on a date.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
I did, Well, it wasn't necessarily a date.
Speaker 23 (24:15):
This guy and now were I just got broken up
with a week and a half ago, and we were
together for five years and I was supposed to hang
out with this guy just to catch up. I hadn't
seen him in like six months, and got all the
way to his place about twenty minutes away, and the
texted him said I'm here. Didn't even come come down
to open up the door.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
God, it just doesn't pay to be again.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Stephen identified the problem.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, gotta change. Did you ever hear from him? And
did he ever say, oh, sorry, I was asleep or.
Speaker 12 (24:48):
What was it?
Speaker 8 (24:49):
You know?
Speaker 23 (24:50):
No, I should have I should have called you guys sooner,
because I was debating whether or not I should text
him this morning and be like, hey, what the hell happened?
Or should I just leave it alone?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
It's his mind up texting him, but his move, you know.
And by the way, hey, you know what, life is
too short and too precious and too and it's worth
it too much for you to like let someone take
advantage of you like they had their chance and they
move on, you know, Steven, you deserve better, And thank
you for listening to a Steven Steven number two.
Speaker 23 (25:19):
Of course every day. Thank you, Thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
And smiling Stephen, you know what, move on, and I'm
assuming you've moved on.
Speaker 17 (25:27):
He's a thing.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It's a first date. You're supposed to be excited about
a first date and the possibilities, not fall asleep on
the couch.
Speaker 22 (25:34):
No, no, well, joke's on him. I'm going on a
date tonight.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
So yeah, I fear that something else happened. Smiling Stephen.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I think this guy might have shown up, seen you,
and then dipped.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
He probably like, Okay, not my type.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Adorable would very adorable?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Bemb nice look Steve our Stephen is the and he
saw him on the app.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
Right, Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 22 (26:03):
Like it's not a surprise. No.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Hey, you know there are people out there that set
up dates and never show up. That's that's kind of
like their sport.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Evil.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
But anyway, so yeah, we moved on beyond that guy done.
All right, So you go out on your day tonight,
and God, he better show up otherwise I'll.
Speaker 22 (26:18):
Give you another call.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
It's true, all right, Stephen, best of luck to you.
Speaker 17 (26:23):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
He's so cute.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh he's the best. Yeah, I love him. Now he's
a total cash. So okay. Question, what is the proper
amount of time to wait for someone? I'm telling you
I would probably wait. I don't know. It depends on
what they look like now I care cool.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
So I feel like in twenty twenty, there are so
many ways to communicate with somebody that if you haven't
talked to them before you leave and made sure they're
going to be there on time, I wouldn't even leave.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Yeah, yeah, we have a date at seven. Hey, I'm
on the way and you don't write back, and I'm
not going okay, but.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
What if you get there and how long do you wait?
Speaker 10 (26:56):
Ten minutes with an out of text back by ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Because you could say, hey, running late, I'm with yeah,
just wait for me.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
See. The thing is you're also I mean, we have track.
There are circumstances. I don't know why you can't text back,
because that's that's the that's the key. I don't I'm
going to give it thirty. Is that too much? That's perfect?
I'm with you, Gandhi's shaking her head. She's like, no, I.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Am very intolerant about this kind of stuff and you
should be.
Speaker 10 (27:21):
Yeah, ten minutes and I'm out, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
But if I with you elvis, It really does depend
on what they look like. But if it's thinks somewhere
really hot that I've been wanting to go out with
for a while. I might read a little longer.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Give them Gandhi if they're hot.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Given thirteen minutes, all right, just it's thirteen minutes late
an hour.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
morning show.
Speaker 17 (27:51):
I'll kill you after party.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
What is the direction of today's podcast?
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Podcast?
Speaker 17 (27:57):
We record daily when the morning show is finished.
Speaker 10 (27:59):
It wasn't a lot.
Speaker 17 (28:00):
I heard radio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
That's the after party.
Speaker 17 (28:04):
Mister R in the morning show, Come.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
On, Wake up, Wake up?
Speaker 17 (28:14):
How mister Ran in the morning.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
So hey, great caller, Lauren and Lauren, thank you for
holding so long. I'm so so sorry about that. But
we saw your text and that we so so were
intrigued because it made so much sense. It rained true.
Go ahead, tell everyone what you're texting about.
Speaker 24 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (28:30):
So my question is how fast have you ever Binge
watched a series, whether it's on Netflix or humlu or whatever.
I'm a teacher. I essentially am a teacher. I'm actually
aden of students at a high school, so I work
a teacher schedule, and I started to watch Great Anatomy
on Netflix. I finished it in a month and a half.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Okay, so I'm filming in how many? How many seasons? Uh?
Is in Gray's Anatomy lur.
Speaker 25 (29:01):
There are twenty five about episodes in every single season.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 25 (29:06):
So you know, my friends are saying maybe that I
don't have a life, but I think the smells because
they can't preachet it.
Speaker 26 (29:12):
No.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I mean, look, you know, I to to binge watch
one season I think is admirable, but to binge watch
fifteen seasons. I was just told there are three hundred
and forty two episodes. Oh my, so that's there.
Speaker 24 (29:26):
An put it like that.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I mean, okay, so hobbies or something, Well, hold on,
let me let me let me break it down for you.
There are three hundred and seventy six total hours twenty
nine days.
Speaker 10 (29:39):
My god.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
So but so that's fast. So your question was, what's
the fastest time you have binge watched a series? Not
a season, but a series. That's a lot.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
That is a lot. It takes me a long time.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
So Lauren, for instance, I'm under the pressure from all
my friends to go back and watch Game of Thrones.
Ever watched I watched one? I mean in the middle
it makes sense and I want to do that, but
it's not as long as Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Geez.
Speaker 20 (30:10):
Yeah, I just.
Speaker 25 (30:10):
People said such great things about Gray's Anatomy, so I
was just like, you know what, I might as well
just do it. I have the time now. But now
it's kind of like I have this empty void in
my life yet another series.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
We all experienced that, Laurie, we're with you on that.
By the way, Obviously you enjoyed it because you didn't
drop it.
Speaker 25 (30:28):
Oh yeah, I loved it. It was there was there
was a couple of episodes where I was just like,
it's kind of getting kind of blooming, you.
Speaker 24 (30:35):
Know, picked it right back up.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
By the way, I just think that's incredible. And if
your friends give you a hell for that, screw them.
You enjoyed it. I actually went back and watched Downton
Abbey and I'm like, it's the last thing on earth
I everyon want to watch. And I watched it and
fell in love with it. But it's like, again, nowhere
near like Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
But are you moving your legs around a lot? Like
are you worried about blood clots?
Speaker 11 (30:57):
Well?
Speaker 25 (30:57):
I have a fit it out morning, so you know,
I get get my steps in in the morning, and
then you know, it'll remind me at the end of
every hour, Oh, you have ten minutes to get two
hundred fifty steps, Like, all right, I guess I should
get up the movie. So I think I'm good on that.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm going to tell you, Lauren, we had people texting
in I binge watched uh Gray's Anatomy in thirty two days,
and here's someone who says, yeah, look at that, and
I've binge watched fourteen seasons of Grays in two weeks.
But fourteen seasons.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know how much Shit's Creak? Have you watched
It's Creaking?
Speaker 8 (31:30):
I have watched its CP.
Speaker 25 (31:32):
Yeah that was It's so funny. I'm kind of sad
because I feel like it ended at a part where
there was so much more, you know, there's room for
so much more action that could have happened.
Speaker 11 (31:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (31:42):
I don't know if it's coming back or whatever, but yeah,
I love Shit's Creek. I'm thinking about moving on to
Stranger Things after this.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That hurts.
Speaker 25 (31:50):
It's like thirty episodes or so, and I can knock
it out really.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, you know, you know, Lauren, this binge watching thing
is still you know, several years. It's still a new thing.
We're learning now. We're learning that if you see a
big hype on a show and it's been out for
a couple of seasons, start watching it now and catch
up and don't wait until it's fifteen seasons in. But
I mean, we learn that, and people are texting you
now that Game of Thrones is actually easy to binge
(32:17):
as well. So I got work to do. We got
work to do. But you're an inspiration, Lauren. Thank you
so much, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Do Stranger
Things is great.
Speaker 26 (32:25):
All right, Thanks, I have a great day you too.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Take care. Gray's anatomy. That's that's a long one. Hi, Haley, Hi,
you also watched fourteen seasons of Grays in thirty two days.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I did my senior year of college.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
I did it in like the last month.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Of school, white lot of course, the month we have finals. Yeah, okay,
check out, all right.
Speaker 27 (32:48):
It was much better than studying.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
All right, we can do it. We can do it,
all right, Haley. Thank you. You have a beautiful well
to day. Okay, wait, I'm hearing more like Kelly. Game
of Thrones. You binged the whole thing.
Speaker 24 (32:59):
Yes, so I watched like a week or like a season,
I'm sorry, like a season before I started binge watching
it because it took me like five tries to.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Get through the first three episodes.
Speaker 24 (33:12):
And then I had a week of fun employment in
between jobs, so I literally sat on my couch the
entire time and did nothing else.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I will do that. Wow, it's better than watching porn,
you know. Oh well, it's it's a it's a close.
It's a close, right, Okay, all right, good?
Speaker 11 (33:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
But even if you're you're not. So if you're employed
and you have a life out there, you got to
live and go do your things. I mean, how how
long do you need to watch the entire series of
Game of Thrones? What do you think, Kelly?
Speaker 19 (33:42):
Oh?
Speaker 24 (33:42):
I think maybe a month and a half. You could
probably if you had no life, max out like four
or five episodes a night. Okay, there's lots of process too.
I recommend watching with a friend who's seen it before
so you can.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Ask them all your questions and because they always give
things away. Yeah, I'm awful, I have big mouths. Imagine that.
All right, Kelly, Great, I'm on it. Thanks to you.
I'm gonna watch Game of Thrones. I'm gonna I'm gonna
do it.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
I'm gona think you can do it.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Thank you, Kelly. Have a great day. Oh this is
a great story. Hello Morgan, Oh my gosh, how you doing. Welcome,
Welcome to the show. So, guys, you remember that show
that was on ABC called Lost. Yes, they named it
that because you get lost watching its.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Actually the end of it was what the hell happened?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
So you binged it years ago?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Right?
Speaker 8 (34:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 28 (34:29):
I was seventeen and I got grounded, but I still
was allowed to use my computer for school. So instead
of doing my homework, I binge watched Lost in like
two weeks.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Now, why were you grounded? Do you remember? Well?
Speaker 28 (34:48):
I started out because I got caught smoking weed, right,
and then I lied, and then I got caught smoking
cigarettes at a party, and then it just kind of
spiraled from there.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Wow, you sound like you sound like a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You so much fun.
Speaker 28 (35:08):
But uh and so, but my dad was like, well,
we can't take away your computer because I did a
blended class and so I mean Lost.
Speaker 24 (35:18):
There you go, six seasons.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I'm gonna be honest with you, Morgan, there is sometimes
as an adult, I wish I could get grounded.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean I feel that way.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
The adult version of grounded is like an intervention you
go away for a couple.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Of months, or like house arrest.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, house arrest. I don't know. Maybe it's not as good,
but I don't know. All Right, thank you, Morgan. I'm in.
I'm gonna I'm gonna find ways to get grounded. I am.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I dated someone whose dad was on house arrest and
he just watched a lot of movies.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I'm going to be on house arrest.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
I was on house arrest in fourth grade. I got
in trouble. It was summertime too.
Speaker 29 (35:52):
It was awful.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Did you have an electronic anklet?
Speaker 19 (35:54):
No?
Speaker 9 (35:54):
I had mom and dad like, do you step one
foot out that door? It's like an electronic but it
was implemented by the court so.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Of mom and dad.
Speaker 10 (36:04):
No, the court of law, and then mom and dad
had to enforce it. In fourth grade, Yes, it was
like a yeah, juvenile thing, What did you do?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
What did you do?
Speaker 23 (36:13):
Well?
Speaker 10 (36:13):
I went to J. C.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Penny and then I shoplifted with my friend and we
took Yeah, it was really stupid and we got caught
and it was like a lot of money, so was
a felony amount or felony charge.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
So that was what I had to.
Speaker 11 (36:24):
J C.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Penny with a friend in fourth grade.
Speaker 10 (36:26):
Yeah, well my mom was there too.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
This is one of those things where I think they're
probably listening right now and getting I rate so mad
about it.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
Yes, sorry, Mom and dad. I never did again.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Did you ever shoplift after that?
Speaker 22 (36:42):
No?
Speaker 10 (36:42):
I got so scared. It was awful. My whole summer
was ruined.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Daniel's an adult, She's still shoplift.
Speaker 17 (36:53):
Elvis in the Morning show. A mistran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
So you're on Instagram or wherever and you see someone
make a negative comment and you immediately have to look
them up and look up their Instagram and their profile
and see more about them. Yes, I need to learn
more about this A hole.
Speaker 19 (37:16):
This.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
I have definitely done it a couple of times and
I walk away from it, like look at bumb and
they're stupid, enous.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Froggy. Do you ever do that?
Speaker 17 (37:25):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
All the time.
Speaker 16 (37:26):
I'll see somebody and I'll go, okay, I'll go search
through there. All the things they've liked, are the people
they follow or the things they've said and then when
I find.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Out that they're really kind of not right, I feel
about myself exactly Danielle all the time. What we should
be doing, Danielle is we should just ignore them, delete them,
block them, whatever, and move on. But no, we need
to go investigate. We need to go see who this
a hole is.
Speaker 17 (37:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I posted a picture of Gandhi and some guy posted
a rude something about her eyes and the way she looks,
and I said something rude back to him, and then
everyone started yelling at him. I'm like, well, who is
this guy making fun? You shouldn't make fun of people
and their physical being and whatever. I'm just a douchey thing.
(38:06):
So everyone else starts looking at him too. Oh, this
guy has kids. I see his kids, and on his
Instagram page, I bet he's teaching them how to be
a holes too. And at that point I'm like, okay, well,
I don't like the back and forth. I get nerves
when people start fighting each other and whatever. And then
then someone noticed he's in the army, and I'm like,
oh God, okay, look, he served in the military. We
(38:29):
want to be respectful because he's in the military. But
then you think there are a holes in the military too.
I mean, people in the military will tell you, yeah,
there's a hole two. And then someone said, yeah, typical army,
let's here it for the r Force. And that's when
I decided, let's take this down. Yeah, I don't want people,
you know, totally belittling this guy, even though he belittled
you first.
Speaker 10 (38:48):
Well, that was nice of you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
But look when anyone when these people saw him insulting you, gandhi,
they immediately went to his page to see what they
could insult.
Speaker 10 (38:57):
Right, I love you all for that. Whoever did it nice?
And I kind of do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Is that usually the way though, Like these people who
come out, especially like in politics and whatever, and they
like throw people under the bus and whatever. You wind
up seeing what's in their closets eventually, and it's worse
than what they were complaining about the first place, you know.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
What I mean?
Speaker 9 (39:18):
And I just you want to tell people, like, please
stop acting woker than now, because at some point we
all fall asleep, like it all have.
Speaker 10 (39:24):
It happens to all of us, So back off.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
What's up? Frog?
Speaker 16 (39:28):
Is there a word in the English language that causes
you to react more oppositely than relax. When you tell
somebody to relax, it is the complete opposite of the definition.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Trine down, calm down, calm down.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Right, calm yourself.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
That's what Daniel, that's when people go him.
Speaker 17 (39:48):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
So anyways, we are just so curious to find out
more about the people. Look, what about the people who
say I love you guys? I'll listen every day, you know,
do we know what? We should be finding out more
about them? Because those are the people who are fantastic, right,
what's scary?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Someone criticized the picture that I put up, saying, oh,
look at you, you look like a dufus?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Were trying to do this at night? Did they use
the word dufus? They used the word similar to it.
It was actually much worse.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go investigate
this troll. And then I find out she's a nurse
who cares for this sick. When she's not on my
page trolling, she's like helping people.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Well, what about the lady is godh you listen to
this one? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (40:29):
Somebody told me that they wanted me to get cancer
and just die, And I clicked on her pigeons.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
She was a teacher, a teacher, right, well, she's a teacher.
She taught us that she's a bitch, right all right?
Well good, so we're just as humans.
Speaker 11 (40:44):
We are.
Speaker 17 (40:44):
We need to know more.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I guess I think this is probably it's we're wired
this way. If if we're you know, in the jungle,
and there's a there's some beast that wants to kill us,
we want to know more about that beast. We want
to know more about them, just in case we got
to get up and fight them. And I think maybe
that's a natural thing we do, right, It is all
dogs dip each other his butts. We search you on social.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Media, lurk.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, someone on text says you gotta size him up.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
Yeah, gotta know what you're fighting. You have some ammo.
Speaker 9 (41:12):
But I really would like to ask the listeners that
if you're going to take a shot at me, I
just wanted to be more creative than the eyes.
Speaker 10 (41:18):
That's what one's old. We get it all the time.
Are beautiful, thank you, But I you know, come up
with some the better guys. You could do better?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, come on, find something else to insult on going, Come,
let's help the listeners come up with more ways not
to insult God.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Now I've gotten nothing.
Speaker 10 (41:35):
You're gonna waste your time. Make it good?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well, because I remember it. Not long ago someone I
posted a picture of me with some friends and someone said, oh,
there's Elvis the old man trying to wear young guy's clothes.
And so I'm like, well, okay, whatever, I'll dress like
I want. Screw you. I looked at his page and
he's the biggest frump known demand I'm gonna wear that
with you and your orthopedic shoes. Get off my page.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Always.
Speaker 9 (41:57):
Seriously, the people taking shots of athletes are sitting on
their couch in their mom's base pay out of shape,
taking shots at athletes like what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Well, that's the thing and so which brings me to
the That is exactly my other thing that draws me nuts.
People who go into Instagram or mainly Twitter actually to
tear down the other political side, left hating right, right
hating left, and they think they think that these rants
are going to change something for the better. They're not.
(42:26):
You're not doing anything to change for the better. You
really aren't. If you think about it. You can sit
there on your couch and talk about how you hate
Republicans or how you hate democrats. I hate you lefties,
I hate you conservatives. What are you changing by doing that? Nothing?
Speaker 16 (42:41):
All you're doing is is just blowing gas. You really
actually deeper seating their thoughts already. So if they already
hate one side or the other and you're just railing
on them, they're hating the side even more. It's true,
because you're railing on them.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
You're not changing anything. If you want to change something,
get off your ass and go out in the world
and change something.
Speaker 9 (42:58):
Right, it's activism versus slacktivism, and social media causes slacktivism.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Let me write this down slacktivism. How you spell that slacktivism?
We look at slacktivism of slacktivism. I love that.
Speaker 10 (43:08):
Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
I'm a slacktivist. Why what have we learn?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
We've learned that people it's not really you that they're
upset with. It's something within themselves that they're not comfortable with,
of course, and the way that they, you know, get
it out, unfortunately, is to take you know, go trolling
after other people. True, it's sad.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Hello, get out there and change the world. Don't scream
at the world.
Speaker 17 (43:32):
Yeah, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran
phone tappen.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
The letter says, dear Elvis Durant, love listening anyway. My
husband hates telemarketers. Oh idea. My husband avoids telemarketers at
all costs. That's why I think you should have Michael
Oppenheimer give him a phone call. He's got a lot
of patience, but I think Michael Oppenheimer will wear him down.
This is from Nancy Barrera. All right, Nancy wants to
phone tap for her husband, and scary Joan was calling
(44:01):
as the world famous Michael Oppenheimer calling Nancy's husband on
his cell phone to sell him something anything. Later in
the call, he gets so frustrated he passes the phone
to the lady behind the counter at the seven eleven.
All right, listen to this today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tawn.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Hello.
Speaker 29 (44:19):
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How are you doing today? Sir Pilates the surest way
to get into show off shape fast.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
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Speaker 29 (44:29):
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Speaker 11 (44:33):
Again, thank you for the time, and I'm not interested, sir.
Speaker 29 (44:36):
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cents plus shipping and handling, and we'd like to place
your order now.
Speaker 11 (44:42):
Listen to you call my cell phone at sixty cents
a minute. It's costs me enough.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
I'm not interesting.
Speaker 16 (44:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 29 (44:47):
Is there someone who is obese in your family that
we can give this to?
Speaker 19 (44:51):
I said, I'm not interested.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
That is your problem now, sir?
Speaker 17 (44:56):
Is there killing me?
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Hello?
Speaker 29 (45:01):
Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Pilates on.
Speaker 11 (45:04):
EVD Jesus Christ.
Speaker 29 (45:07):
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get into shape fast.
Speaker 11 (45:11):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
You'd like to just offer you one of these today?
Speaker 11 (45:14):
Not interested at.
Speaker 29 (45:15):
An introductory offer of just twenty nine to ninety five
flows shipping and handling.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Listen, I don't it's free.
Speaker 11 (45:21):
I don't want it, sir.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
We will give you half off the price right now.
Speaker 11 (45:24):
Just enough?
Speaker 25 (45:25):
How about I only stick half my foot in your
if you keep rassomy let me alone?
Speaker 17 (45:32):
No way.
Speaker 29 (45:33):
The Zone Pilate system divides your body into three target areas.
Speaker 11 (45:36):
I'd like to divide your body into three target areas
if you keep calling me again.
Speaker 29 (45:40):
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want firm arms and shapely shoulders, you can use the zoom.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Makes you think that I don't have firm arms and
shapely shoulders, I'm.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
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Speaker 29 (45:52):
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is designed to tighten your abs and get rid of
the flab Sir, nuts.
Speaker 28 (46:04):
Hello.
Speaker 29 (46:04):
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and firm buns you've always wanted.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
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Speaker 29 (46:11):
If you act now, we will throw in this foot
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Speaker 4 (46:16):
Really, how does that sound?
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Is the foot guide map?
Speaker 11 (46:18):
Have a taggy that's in your because that's why I'm
gonna put my foot Sir.
Speaker 29 (46:21):
I will take your credit card information at this time.
Speaker 11 (46:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (46:25):
Your account number?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
One?
Speaker 11 (46:27):
Two?
Speaker 27 (46:27):
Three?
Speaker 11 (46:29):
You leave me alone?
Speaker 29 (46:30):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (46:35):
Really sot to irritate me, just the slightest best, sir.
Speaker 29 (46:37):
If you act now, we will throw in six second abs.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Hmm, let me talk about that.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
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Speaker 11 (46:45):
Body burner body another tough one.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
No, sir, what is your address so we could send
you some literature at this time?
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Thirty two? Yes, g O A W A Y Street
and city. Please, m it spoke g O O D
B y E. What was the mister?
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Do you have goodbye?
Speaker 11 (47:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 22 (47:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Uh, sir?
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Hello?
Speaker 29 (47:15):
Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael opp at
Heimer with Zone Yes the.
Speaker 11 (47:20):
Phone calling to tell me hello.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
H yes, good afternoon.
Speaker 10 (47:25):
Who what company you're from?
Speaker 29 (47:26):
I'm from Zone Pilates on DVD. Who am I speaking with?
Speaker 20 (47:30):
Okay, just so you know, if a person tells you
that they do not want to be bothered, it's against
the war to keep calling that kissing them. Now, if
you call this number again, your company ready to be
paired for a lawsuit because it's against for I'm a
business owner.
Speaker 17 (47:42):
So I know this.
Speaker 10 (47:43):
My question, do you understand?
Speaker 20 (47:44):
Would you like, hey, don't call the phone number again
or there will be.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Probably would you like toy Hello?
Speaker 30 (47:51):
Hello?
Speaker 29 (47:52):
Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michaelappenheimer with Zone Plates.
Speaker 20 (47:56):
Put the seven eleven lady back on the phone, my friend,
and asked you more than one not to call the
phone number. It's against the law, as a talma that
I to horad somebody. So I have all your information
and I will go to the.
Speaker 10 (48:08):
Better Business Bureau and have your company fines and suit.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Would you like Zoone Pilates on DVD?
Speaker 20 (48:15):
What stop calling this sumber and or we will take action.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Do you understand what that means?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I can get what that means.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
It's the surest way for you to get into shape.
Speaker 10 (48:25):
No, ma'am, you understand.
Speaker 14 (48:27):
Oh my god, what's your name?
Speaker 29 (48:28):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. And what's the company
you worked for against Elvis Duran? Because you've been phone tapped?
Speaker 20 (48:35):
Are you this guy's phone tap? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Oh, Robert, you.
Speaker 22 (48:46):
You better get like a free T shirt or a
gift certivocate someplace.
Speaker 17 (48:48):
Serious Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 21 (48:53):
This phone table was pre recorded in permission granted by
Althar the.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Starin in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 17 (49:09):
You when you wake up, wake up to Elvis Dan
in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
I think we should play password. Okay, do the password dance.
It's a shame you can't see how much fun we're
actually having. Oh, we have a new contestant. Okay, hold
(49:35):
I'm saying, Hi, Jeffrey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Hello, lady, Hello, lady, lady.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Jeffrey is a VET assistant. That's why we love you
more than life itself. Oh yeah, thank you guys. How
are we're doing really well? Jeffrey? Seriously, you know what, uh,
what you do and what all of your colleagues do
at the at the VET. We thank you so much.
We know that that's it's a very important job. If
(50:03):
only they could talk to us right and say what's
on their mind and what they're.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Feeling, that would be so much easier, make my job
so much better. I tell clients every day like, hey, guys, I.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Wish I could talk to them so we could figure
out what's going on.
Speaker 11 (50:18):
But I mean, it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
I know.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
And but you, guys, you know you're doing God's work
and thank you for doing that. Jeffrey. Thank you for
listening to our show as you get ready for another
day at the VET. And let's see how you do
with password. Now, do you know how this works? Do
you know how this works? Jeffrey? No, okay, okay, here's
how it works. We're going to give the audience everyone
except for you, the password it's a it's one word, okay,
(50:45):
And of course we'll distract you while we're giving it up,
and then each of us, well each in the room
will have a one word clue for you to help
you guess what that word is. For instance, let's say
the password was lubricate. Okay, what a fun word. It's
an it's an act, it's a fun activity. It sounds funny,
(51:06):
lubrit So a one word clue could be jelly, yeah, oil,
slippery yeah okay, so you see so and those will
lead you to say lubricate. Okay, but we're not gonna
use lubricate. Okay. So okay, thanks for your patients. Jeffrey
(51:27):
is done with us already, I can tell yeah, hold on, Jeffrey,
hold on, okay, you distract Jeffrey and I'll give the
password to everyone else. You're right, make the noise. He's
making the noise, so Jeffrey can't hear The password is plantain.
Speaker 11 (51:39):
What you heard me?
Speaker 3 (51:42):
The password is plantain.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
Let's see how Jeffrey does and that this could be
a very tough one. Jeffrey. Oh no, okay, I don't
want to give any clues.
Speaker 10 (51:58):
Question, what what if we say the word in a
different language.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
No, damn no, but I know where you're going with that. Okay,
all right, here we go. We've given the world. Everyone
knows the password except for you. Here come the clues.
We'll start with you, Gandhi. What is your one word
clue for Jeffrey and the password?
Speaker 10 (52:18):
Banana esque?
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Is that one word?
Speaker 10 (52:25):
One word?
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Okay? Banana esque? Is your clue? Actually very good? Que
banana Yeah, banana.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Esque, banana banana bread.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Banana bread. No, that's not all right, but but but
keep it banana esque, banana issue, whatever, keep it in mind.
All right, here we go. Your next clue, Froggy, one
word mundane? Mundane, mundane, Like you're being mundane from like
a website. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, Froggy,
(53:04):
that's probably a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
No, I don't think you're supposed to do that type
of clue.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
By the way, why they do that on the show? No,
you can do you can do that without saying what
that is. Okay, you're inclusiveer or banana esque and mundane. Okay,
I'm giving you a buzzer because no one.
Speaker 18 (53:28):
No one, no one, no one would have been able
to figure out because it doesn't do. It doesn't really
do what you're trying to make it do. Froggy is
so mad. Well, okay, hold on, here we go, Daniel.
What is your one word clue for the password?
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Fried? Okay, so you have banana esque and fried.
Speaker 11 (53:56):
Uh Fried?
Speaker 17 (53:59):
Well can you fry planting?
Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah, so, Froggy, you're.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Trying to go for the rhyme, the rhyme. Yeah, they
do that on the show. They'll go with the rhyme.
But Mundane and Plantaine don't rhyme, do they?
Speaker 17 (54:15):
They rhyme?
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Now they don't.
Speaker 10 (54:17):
Maybe if you would have been like Monday, yes, but.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
You know what, it may it may have helped you
got it? Okay, Plantain, you got it all right. I
thought you'd never get that one. Okay, hold on, Jeffrey,
do you want to do another one?
Speaker 11 (54:28):
Yeah, let's do another one.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
Oh no, now you're all lathered up. Look at that. Okay,
hold on, Jeffrey, Okay, you just strike Jeffrey while we
give the rest of the country the new password. You're ready.
The password is Muffin. The password Muffin. All right, scary,
thank you, all right, all right, Scary you're doing so well.
Speaker 11 (54:50):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Is it weird hearing a grown man going in your ear?
Speaker 4 (54:54):
Jeffrey, No, I expect it from scary.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
I gu all yours? All right, everyone knows the password,
but you Here we go with the clues. Let's go
to Nate. What is your one word clue? Stump dump? Okay, no, no, no, no,
stump stump stump stump stump. Yeah, that's You've done it
to us all and you thought Mundane was bad. People
(55:20):
know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
I know they don't.
Speaker 10 (55:22):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
I hope it's not some like fetish thing.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
No, that's the next password.
Speaker 10 (55:29):
It's maybe.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
Okay, I'm going to give you. He's not gonna get
no one, no one, no one get that. You're you're weird, okay, scary.
What is your work with? What is your one word clu?
He can't see you, he said, look at me in
the eye. You can't see him. He can't blueberry?
Speaker 4 (55:45):
There you go, come on, come on, blueberry? Uh blueberry
cart Oh nice?
Speaker 29 (55:58):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Not it but nice?
Speaker 11 (56:00):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Godhi? What's your one word clue? Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 29 (56:09):
Breakfast breakfast?
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Okay, that's good. Breakfast. Do you have breakfast?
Speaker 4 (56:15):
Blueberry pancakes.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
Oh gosh, I'm so hungry.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
I know, all right, but don't you know you're you're
you're getting warm? Okay, Uh, Froggy, what's your one word clue?
Speaker 11 (56:25):
Top? Top?
Speaker 3 (56:27):
There you go so so far. You have blueberry, you
have breakfast, breakfast.
Speaker 10 (56:32):
And you have top and stump.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Don't forget stumping, Please forget stump. I can't wait to
hear what that is top stump.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
M I'm gonna have to pass on that.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
Oh god, you could do Froggy's root. Yes, Daniel, what
is your one word clue?
Speaker 1 (56:53):
Okay, So if I'm gonna do that, then I'm gonna
say jeans.
Speaker 29 (57:01):
Jeans, blueberries, tops, jeans, stump.
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, it's word. It's the word is top. So it's
blueberry and top, jeans and breakfast.
Speaker 11 (57:17):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
Brunch, All right, you mean b.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Give one pastry blueberry?
Speaker 11 (57:34):
Oh damn it.
Speaker 24 (57:37):
Pastry?
Speaker 4 (57:39):
Uh think of and it contains blueberries and it's a.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
I guess it's a pastry. I don't know if it's
a pastry. Oh, that's a good one. Give it to him.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Blueberry bagels.
Speaker 3 (57:54):
By the way, that was my stripper name in college.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Listen to this one corn.
Speaker 4 (58:04):
Corn corn blueberry corn muffin. You got, you got for
the now?
Speaker 3 (58:15):
Can you please explain what stump means with muffin the.
Speaker 4 (58:18):
Top of the muffin. But nobody likes the stump.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
I realize it now. Has anyone ever heard that you used?
Speaker 4 (58:25):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (58:28):
Sign felf and stump? All right, congratulations, Jeffery, you did
get it. What do you have for Jeffrey stump? Ambulous?
Elvis Doran apparel. Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna wear our
logo all over you, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
Thank you so much, guys. I love you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
Thank you, Jeffrey. Remember if you want to stump your friends,
use the clue stump. People know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 12 (58:52):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
No one raise you rand if you know what he's
talking about.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
My son said, jeans is the worst clue ever. No,
it's not muff and top. Have you had muff and top?
Speaker 4 (59:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (59:02):
Because he's he's thin. He has no problem with miss
up and top. Thank you, Jeffrey, Have a great day.
Speaker 5 (59:07):
Elvis ter mel mis Dan in the Morning Show, Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
So Gandhi was talking earlier Danielle about being a side
piece and by the way, I hate the word piece because.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
You're He's not a side piece right now?
Speaker 3 (59:26):
I am not well, we hope. Do we know this guy?
Speaker 17 (59:29):
We do.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
I was reading this somewhere and I pulled it off.
I don't know, I can't remember I got it.
Speaker 11 (59:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
He says he loves you, but something doesn't feel right.
However hard it may be to hear, it could be
that you're his side piece. There's so many people out
there who are living this new relationship life with someone.
They're like excited about it, but something isn't connecting. Yeah,
there's something missing. Something in the milk, ain't clean.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
On Saturday nights, he's never.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Around or and he never wants to be in pictures
with you.
Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
Yeah, there's so many signs, especially you know, in the
age of technology. Just keep your eyes open.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Hi, Megan, how are you?
Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
I'm good?
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
How are you doing well? So you were a side piece?
Speaker 22 (01:00:13):
I was?
Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
And by the way, just using the word piece to me,
I don't want to change it. It's just well, I
don't know. Until we change it, we'll call it a
side piece. So what tipped you off in the beginning? Megan?
Speaker 12 (01:00:25):
So I I kind of knew well, he told me
that I knew he was with somebody. He was a
friend of my dad's.
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Okay, I love that. It's okay, I dated a friend
of my dads. It's all right, so funny.
Speaker 26 (01:00:42):
So I knew he was with somebody, but he told
me he was ending it, but so like he was
like with us at the same time, and I got
the whole like, oh, we're going to end it. I'm
going to end it, And so I knew then, and
it just it took a really long.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Time for him to end it, right, And you knew,
but you knew in your in your heart that he
was still with someone else because of the little telltale signs.
Speaker 31 (01:01:05):
Right, absolutely, Like let me go on this list.
Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
First of all, I said, he doesn't really ever hang
out with you on the weekends, and scheduling things with
him always was last minute, right, Is that how it worked?
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Yes?
Speaker 26 (01:01:18):
And he always so he he was I guess you
could say he's kind of like a truck driver. He
always wanted me, but like he was local. He would
go home every day, so it wasn't like a cross
country truck driver. He would always want me to meet
him during the day while he was on his break
or to take the route with him. It was it
was almost never, like, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Go, it's almost too obvious.
Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Number two on these signs you are a side piece
list is when he suddenly dips or can't make a
special occasion. The excuses he offers are flimsy.
Speaker 12 (01:01:47):
Oh yeah, right, oh, absolutely right.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
You've been danning over a year. Still haven't met his
family or friends. Did you ever meet his friends?
Speaker 12 (01:01:55):
I did, but it was because we were kind of
like in the same world.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, I see, But so you were secretly together?
Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Yeah, yeah, you never.
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Did you ever spend the night with him?
Speaker 12 (01:02:08):
People didn't know?
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Did you ever spend the night with him?
Speaker 30 (01:02:11):
I did?
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
So how did you get away with that? If he
was with someone else? Was it kind of a hard
thing to do?
Speaker 12 (01:02:17):
It was a hard thing to do. A friend of
mine actually was moving and well she had already moved in.
Her house was listed, and we used the house that
was listed.
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Okay, wow, well that's convenient. But at the same time,
you know, so you should have been sleeping it is
it is house his apartment, But that was off limits,
wasn't it?
Speaker 22 (01:02:40):
Yes? It was?
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
How about social media? But was he online at all?
Like Instagram stuff like that.
Speaker 24 (01:02:46):
Yeah, but we were.
Speaker 12 (01:02:47):
Friends because he just had mutual friends, so that wasn't
anything unusual.
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
But well you never took pictures together and posted them?
Speaker 22 (01:02:54):
No, no, no, no no, Well.
Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
How about PDA? Did you ever like hold his hand
in public or like a little kiss?
Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
There was?
Speaker 12 (01:03:04):
There was PDA And that's actually what I think was
like the downfall of it was I wanted the more
PDA and he didn't, and I was like, this sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
So you were a side piece. Look, you know, there
are some people who enjoy being in a relationship with
little commitment whatsoever. But you know, knowing that there's someone
else involved is a very big downer. I guess, yes,
And you know you deserve better than that. I hope
you've moved on to something better.
Speaker 11 (01:03:35):
I did.
Speaker 26 (01:03:36):
I got married, We have a beautiful little boy together,
and we're happier than I could ever have imagined.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
There you go, Megan, I know, but sometimes you got
to go through those weird times to learn, you know.
I get it. Thank you, Megan, very nice. So it's
still Gandhi. Yes, you were the side piece, like a
weekend Gandhi said he had a whole woman at home.
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
He had a whole girlfriend. Okay, so I met him.
He worked across the hallway from me, and we met whatever,
We hung out, hung out for a weekend. He was
really cool and he was taking so many pictures, like
the whole time, pictures of us just doing all kinds
of stuff. So then then on Monday, I went to
find him on you know, Instagram or something like that,
and he was nowhere to be found. And I thought,
(01:04:15):
that's really weird because he was taking so many photos.
How would he not be anywhere online? He can't just
be keeping him for himself. So I told my friend
she found him in two point five seconds. He had
blocked me from everything because he had a whole girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Wolrid yes.
Speaker 22 (01:04:33):
On that.
Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Oh, I just completely I blocked him everywhere. I blocked
his phone number. I just completely stop talking to him
because I'm like, there's there's nothing that can be said.
You're a horrible person. And the best part was my
friend who he knew. He met her that weekend and
her Instagram name is her full name. She went and
liked every single picture of him and the girlfriend because
she wanted to send him a signal about that was.
Speaker 10 (01:04:53):
Smart, that was smart.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Hey Jennifer from Ukona from Seatown, Hey, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
I'm calling from Charlesville, Virginia.
Speaker 23 (01:05:01):
How are you doing great?
Speaker 17 (01:05:03):
How are you well?
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
But you know, it doesn't feel good to be the
side piece, right, No, not at all. He told you
he was divorced and you believed him.
Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
Yes, Oh, give me one Oh is that him?
Speaker 22 (01:05:18):
No?
Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
No, we take it for a year and he had
told me he was divorced, and turns out that he wasn't.
But we had dated for a year and he had
a son, and I was okay with him having a son.
We were okay, and his son would go out on.
Speaker 22 (01:05:35):
Dates with us.
Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
But then his wife showed up at work at my
job and she was seven months pregnant.
Speaker 10 (01:05:44):
Whoa, That timing doesn't work out?
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
What that means that they were only dating seven months ago?
That's a long time anyway.
Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Yeah, no, wait a minute.
Speaker 17 (01:05:55):
You were with them a whole year.
Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
Yes, oh time, and ton knew about me and his
son would hang out with us and everything seemed normal.
So I was very shocked.
Speaker 10 (01:06:09):
Yeah, that work pregnant? That's traumatized.
Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
So did you pull the plug or how did you
end this?
Speaker 27 (01:06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Definitely we I definitely ended and blocked them of every
social media, changed my phone number because he was he
was trying to attempt to come to my job and
look for me, and yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Look, if you're a if man woman doesn't matter. If
you have someone on the side and you're trying to
keep things from them, you're being sneaky about it. Stop
it is real Israel. It's true. By the way, I
didn't mean to call Charlottesville Sea Town. Seatown is a
grocery store chain. I haven't seen you. No, thank you,
(01:06:50):
and I'm glad. I'm glad you moved on to uh
nicer life. No more side peace action.
Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Thanks for listening to us. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Can you imagine you're at work and the pregnant wife
walks in and you've been you didn't even know we
had a wife.
Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Oh love for that to happen with me exciting.
Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
I've gotten a call before like hey, just so you know,
this is my boyfriend. I'm like, thank you so much
for that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Goodbye.
Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 31 (01:07:20):
An interesting thing on the text, there's a trend here
and some people are saying that there were a side
piece and they became the main piece. After some time,
can you graduate from a side piece to like the
main course?
Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Well, look, I don't know it's wanting to be a
side piece. It's another thing to be danting's one who's
still trying to dissolve another relationship and they're honest with
you about it. It's still icky for somebody. Yeah, somebody
saying there the side side. I was a side side chick.
Speaker 10 (01:07:47):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.
Speaker 23 (01:07:49):
This is.
Speaker 30 (01:07:51):
You know, listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning shown on.
Speaker 17 (01:08:03):
Elis Ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 11 (01:08:06):
Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 19 (01:08:08):
Video?
Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
The bears got into my trash can again rest night?
Oh no, there were a bunch of a holes.
Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
These bears so just being bears though, that's a bears do, right,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
But we're locking everything up, We're trying to keep them out.
It's not good for them to be eating the stuff
out of my trash can. That can't be healthy for
the bears. Come on.
Speaker 9 (01:08:30):
I recently just saw a video of a woman who
was bringing her groceries inside, so she left the car
to open to get them, and when she came back,
the freaking bear was inside the car.
Speaker 10 (01:08:38):
I would have a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
I love that video. She screamed and ran the bear.
It was just as scared and ran the other way.
Speaker 10 (01:08:43):
The other way for a little guy.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
That's a weird thing about living out here in bear
country because everyone all we'll find some bear droppings. It's
either that or a human. I'm I'm hoping it's the bear. Nay,
are you coming out to my house and crapping on
my front lawn?
Speaker 19 (01:08:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:08:58):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
He actually can't really tell the difference between bear and human.
Don't ask how, I know? Very difficult. How do you
know I've seen bear crap? Is a bear crap in
the woods? You can tell looks a lot like human?
Speaker 10 (01:09:12):
Okay, is it really you Remember when.
Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
We had Kate Beckham Sale on the show. Yeah, I
thought she was great. I thought she was a lot
of fun. And I don't know if you ever followed
Kate Beckhamsale on Instagram. She she's always doing kind of
crazy things with her cats, and she seems kind of fun.
And we know people who know her and they say
she's she's from another planet. But it's all good. She
says that her very high IQ is a handicap in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
She said she's dumbed it down, hasn't she said, I
believe that.
Speaker 10 (01:09:41):
Yeah, totally believe that would be a problem for people
in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Wow, dumbing it down? Would you have you ever had
to dumb it down to try to fit into a
group of Yeah, people that are just I'm not saying
that they're dumb. I'm saying that they have different life
experience than you. So you have to sort of merge
into their lane a little bit so you don't see
like an outsider. Yeah, scary.
Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
I was told a long time ago, in the beginning
of my radio career not to use big words on
the radio. Yes, to say, speak in simple words, simple sentences,
and that's it. So I feel like I've gotten dumb
over the years because that's.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
All I do. Now is whoever taught you that I
have to respectfully disagree with? Yeah, well, they said that
it comes across. I learned this in college radio. It
was then. I would like to know who my college
radio professors they said.
Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
They said, if you speak too you know, too meticulously,
it sounds like you're too uppity and that you're too
you're too smart for everyone else, and it's condescending.
Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
So you have to speak in broad strokes and gosh. I, well,
maybe that's true. I disagree. I love hearing people who
have mastered the English language because I learned from it too.
Speaker 9 (01:10:46):
You know, and don't you always want to hear from
people who are smarter than you, because then you're learning something.
Speaker 10 (01:10:51):
Who wants to be the smartest person in the room.
Speaker 16 (01:10:53):
You're in the wrong run, then, well I've seen that
before many times. If you are the only the smartest
person in the room you're in, go to another room
because you don't learn. If you're always the one talking,
you're always the way and teaching you and have people
talk to you.
Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Nate says he feels like he has a dumb it
down when he walks into our room.
Speaker 17 (01:11:09):
Do you need.
Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Really, I used to be pretty intelligent. I couldn't tell
he used to be. These don't count anymore. They just
lay on the floor till we sweep them away. Oh okay, yeah?
That actually?
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Did we make you stupid a little bit?
Speaker 10 (01:11:24):
Nay? Which topics are you dying to talk about that
you just can't talk about with us?
Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
How about the Marine Montess Hurry theory of precognisive life?
I could, As I've said before, we all are smart
in different ways and different from other people. Some people
excel in some areas and some don't.
Speaker 22 (01:11:42):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
That's why having a group of people together like we
have every day it's it's good because when one isn't
is a little short when it comes to knowledge on
a certain topic, the others can pick up the pace.
Speaker 10 (01:11:54):
There's a song about dumbing it down. It's great.
Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
It's actually called dumb it Down Lupe Fiasco. It's a
great song about everything we're talking about right now and Hollywood.
Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
What was the point of the song that they have
to break it? I mean, dumb it down in Hollywood.
Speaker 11 (01:12:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:12:05):
He's saying that the record reps and people around him
told him you're not going to do anything. You're not
going to go anywhere. You're not going to be anything.
You're too smart. You're using big words. It's not cool. Yeah,
talking about that.
Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
On her book, she talks about how she dumbed it
down for the mood for the TV show and you
know a lot of those things people make.
Speaker 22 (01:12:23):
Fun of her for.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
It was more put on because you know what they
thought they wanted.
Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
I'm going to take the lead on this one. If
someone suggests that you should dumb it down. You should
look at them and say, no, get smarter and catch up.
How about that there you go and that radio professor
that told you to dumb it down on the radio.
What station did this person work on? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
It was a college radio station, they were.
Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
She was a college radio professor. All right, well, I
mean she's doing college. She probably just got bad advice
from someone else. Be your best, and if you can
be better, be better than your best, that's you should
celebrate that, and people around you should celebrate that too.
Speaker 17 (01:12:56):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Dauran, the Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
All right, we love a good phone Frank. Look, you
can all, we can all say that a phone tap
in and of itself is a prank. It's a prank call.
Sometimes we're gonna mix it up today, Garrett mixes it up.
Go ahead, set it up. This is really a fun
way of doing a phone tap. Well, Steven wanted to
play a phone tap on his mom. So a few
days a call. A few days ago, I called.
Speaker 32 (01:13:19):
His mom and I acted like I had the wrong number,
and it sounded like this, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Hello, is this Erica Hall.
Speaker 17 (01:13:32):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 15 (01:13:34):
Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
I can hear you.
Speaker 11 (01:13:40):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Is this Erica Hale?
Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (01:13:44):
This is Erica Hall.
Speaker 11 (01:13:45):
Who's this?
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
What's your name? I'm trying to call my friend? Who
are you looking for? Is Tommy Holme? No?
Speaker 23 (01:13:57):
What number are you trying to call?
Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
I'm sorry, I'm just looking for my friend.
Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 33 (01:14:05):
I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Hello, George, is that you? I don't think I have
the right number.
Speaker 20 (01:14:13):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
All right, So all right, now all that right? Yeah,
now this will make sense.
Speaker 32 (01:14:20):
Then I called her back the next day and played
Erica's responses back to herself, so in essence, she phone
tapped herself.
Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Wow, let's see how this rolls?
Speaker 22 (01:14:30):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Who is this?
Speaker 22 (01:14:34):
Who is this?
Speaker 14 (01:14:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 11 (01:14:37):
Who's this?
Speaker 24 (01:14:39):
This is Erica Hill. How can I help you?
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Who are you looking for? You just said you're looking
for Erica Hill?
Speaker 11 (01:14:46):
Who is this?
Speaker 13 (01:14:48):
This is Erica Hill?
Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
Who's this?
Speaker 22 (01:14:51):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (01:14:52):
I'm Erica Hill. Who are you looking for?
Speaker 11 (01:14:54):
Who is this?
Speaker 20 (01:14:56):
What's your name?
Speaker 17 (01:14:57):
What is mine?
Speaker 23 (01:14:58):
What is your name?
Speaker 14 (01:14:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 27 (01:15:00):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
Who's this?
Speaker 22 (01:15:02):
No?
Speaker 20 (01:15:03):
I'm Erica Hill.
Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Is this the wrong number?
Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
What number are you trying to call?
Speaker 17 (01:15:11):
I'm not calling anybody. You're calling me? Hello? Can you
hear me?
Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 12 (01:15:21):
Hello?
Speaker 13 (01:15:23):
Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 20 (01:15:24):
Why do you keep calling me?
Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Who is this? I can't hear you?
Speaker 10 (01:15:30):
Yes, what do you want?
Speaker 22 (01:15:32):
George?
Speaker 23 (01:15:33):
That?
Speaker 13 (01:15:33):
You George?
Speaker 20 (01:15:35):
Who?
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Who are you looking for?
Speaker 17 (01:15:39):
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Who are you looking for?
Speaker 22 (01:15:41):
George? That?
Speaker 17 (01:15:41):
You?
Speaker 27 (01:15:42):
You called me?
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
You keep calling me?
Speaker 19 (01:15:45):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
It's something wrong with you.
Speaker 32 (01:15:49):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
Can you?
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I'm hanging up now.
Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
I'm waiting for a very impudent phone call.
Speaker 15 (01:15:53):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (01:15:59):
Hello.
Speaker 11 (01:16:01):
Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 20 (01:16:02):
Why do you keep calling me? Who are you?
Speaker 14 (01:16:04):
Yeah? This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 17 (01:16:06):
No, who the hell are you?
Speaker 20 (01:16:07):
Stop calling my phone number?
Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 20 (01:16:10):
You know I can have your phone number trace.
Speaker 17 (01:16:11):
Can you stop calling me?
Speaker 22 (01:16:13):
Oh?
Speaker 33 (01:16:14):
I'm sorry, you crazy, crazy person?
Speaker 22 (01:16:17):
Who is this?
Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
My name is Erica Hill.
Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Why do you keep calling me?
Speaker 14 (01:16:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 27 (01:16:22):
This is Erica Hill.
Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Who's this?
Speaker 20 (01:16:24):
I'm Erica Hill. Stop calling me. I can't keep picking
up the phone and having these dumb conversations.
Speaker 14 (01:16:31):
Oh, I'm sorry, Okay, I'm glad.
Speaker 13 (01:16:33):
You're sorry.
Speaker 14 (01:16:33):
Not get off the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Hey, Erica, who is this? My name's Garrett from Elvis
Tran in the Morning Show. And you just got phone
tapped by your son Steve.
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Oh are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Erica?
Speaker 32 (01:16:44):
Do you realize you've been having a conversation with yourself
for the past ten minutes?
Speaker 22 (01:16:48):
What?
Speaker 14 (01:16:49):
Yeah, this is Erica Hill.
Speaker 11 (01:16:50):
Who's this.
Speaker 8 (01:16:52):
Call?
Speaker 17 (01:16:55):
What are you looking for?
Speaker 22 (01:16:57):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (01:16:57):
My, oh my god?
Speaker 8 (01:16:59):
I just and I give the phone bid by.
Speaker 17 (01:17:02):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 21 (01:17:05):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 17 (01:17:17):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
When's the last time you went on a job interview?
Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah, we're in a weird business for that. But anyway, Uh,
if you're hiring someone for a position at your whatever,
sometimes you know the old mundane like, so what excites
you about this job? Those questions are kind of out.
Don't you want to get deep and kind of cerebral?
Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (01:17:47):
I mean I would love to. But doesn't that make
it really weird for the interview?
Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
It depends on what, Like you're asking me Like I
don't want you to ask like you know well.
Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
I want to ask you questions. I want to put
you on a meaning of love. I want to put
you in a situation in my questioning that makes you
get creative. I want to see how creative you are.
So Nate and I were talking earlier about something he
saw on Reddit or somewhere. I don't know. A strange
question that was asked during a job interview to interview questions.
I happen to like it, and I have another one
(01:18:17):
to add to it. Okay, okay, but go ahead. Here's
the question. You've been given an elephant. You can't give
it away or sell it.
Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
What would you do with the elephant?
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Wow? First of all, you delay the response by saying, wow,
that's a good question. Thank you for asking, Thank you
for asking, Thank you for asking.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
I would ask if you did drugs this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
If you ask me that, ques Okay, you could do that,
And I'm not discounting that answer. What'd you do drugs
this morning? I think that's a fun, playful thing to
say to your interviewer.
Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
What would you do?
Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Gandhi, I gave you an elephant. You can't sell it.
You can't, you can't, you can't give it away. Or
sell it. Nothing about eating. What are you going to
do with that eleph keep it?
Speaker 22 (01:19:01):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Okay, keep it? Yeah, that's your final answer.
Speaker 10 (01:19:04):
I would absolutely keep it.
Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
I would want to get a second elephant because elephants
are social creatures.
Speaker 10 (01:19:08):
They don't like being alone, so it needs to have
more elephants. Maybe. In that case, you then have to
take it to a sanctuary.
Speaker 9 (01:19:13):
Which I would love to go to because I donate
a lot of money to elephant sanctuaries.
Speaker 10 (01:19:17):
And it would all work out well for me.
Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I knew you would have an elephant answer, really.
Speaker 10 (01:19:20):
Anyone, it's not giving it away. It's not my elephant.
I'm gonna go see it all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
No, no, no, you're giving it away.
Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
Fine, then I buy a sanctuary and I live on
it with my elephants with.
Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
The money you're going to pay me at this new job,
because you're going to give me.
Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
That's that's you know what. That's a great answer, I mean,
because it's a strange question. Anyone else have an answer
for this? Yes, a producer, Sam, But.
Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
I'd immediately get it registered as an emotional support elephant
so that I could take.
Speaker 10 (01:19:45):
It everywhere with me and it wouldn't be a problem.
Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Okay, well, see that would be a problem.
Speaker 10 (01:19:49):
Yeah, if it's registered legally.
Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I mean, questioning about the elephant in and of itself
is not real life. But that's even beyond.
Speaker 10 (01:19:56):
Don't take that away from me.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
I seriously would not have an answer. I would be
like what I would think about elephant.
Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
I would thinking about teaching other people about elephants. I
would showcase it in a way, in a safe way.
I'd have to put it in a large enclosure because
they need lots of room to walk around and do
their thing. It caused me very costly, but you know what,
teaching other people about the beauty of elephants. But you
know what, You're right, Gandhi, they are very social creatures.
You need another elephant, at least one.
Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
You need to heard man?
Speaker 19 (01:20:24):
You do?
Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Yeah, scary.
Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
I would teach it how to draw, like I see
in those YouTube videos. I would try and I would
try and help it along in its journey in life.
Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
How's that helping it along in them strung?
Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Teaching how to paint or something like?
Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
You know, well, you're keeping it and you back your it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Well did you ask that question?
Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Is there any wrong answer.
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
I don't think there are.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
Well, okay, so I did a little bit of googling
on this question because it seems to be a popular one,
and some person says they have the correct answer.
Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Do you want to know what the correct answer? What
is their well they think it is. Let's see that
this is what they say is the correct answer. Don't
accept the elephant.
Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
The question says you can't give it away or sell it,
but not accepting it in the first place is still
an option because they say this is their response. They
say that it's sometimes you're supposed to say no to
something when you're being coerced.
Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
To say yes.
Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Oh okay, that's well turned down an elephant someone in.
Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Their right mind, we know who is not getting the
job in this room.
Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
But that's a very good point, and I'm sorry we
overlooked that. I mean, realistically, none of us, at least
on this show, have the wherewithal to deal with an elephant,
So why would we want to put an elephant in
a harm's way?
Speaker 10 (01:21:37):
We wouldn't.
Speaker 9 (01:21:37):
But why is someone giving me a stupid gift that
I'm not allowed to keep and not allowed to turn down?
Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
Or whatever?
Speaker 22 (01:21:42):
It is.
Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
You can't turn it down. You just gave me a gift.
That's so rude to say I'm not taking it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
So now we're circling the drain. We have really nowhere
to go with this. Well, you said you had another
interview question. Okay, and this comes from a story I read,
I think a few days ago from Orlando. Very bad
timing and very bad place to ask this question. In
a high school teacher asked his students what they were
to right for their own obituary. Now, I think in
(01:22:08):
a school, especially on the day they were going to
have a shooting drill. Maybe no, not maybe most definitely
bad timing, bad place. I think they asked him to resign.
He said no, I didn't do anything wrong, and they
let him go. But if I look at you and say, hey,
if you had to write your obituary right now, what
(01:22:29):
would you write? Okay, I'm not going to say anything
beyond that. What would you write about you?
Speaker 10 (01:22:35):
I have no idea. I don't have an answer to
that question.
Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Okay. See that's very telling. What about you, Danielle?
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I mean I talk about my family.
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Right you make the list of siblings and who I left.
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Behind and you know that stuff, But I don't know
about anything else, all.
Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Right, I believe, and we've talked about this before leaving
your legacy like Gandhi. You know what, may the Gandhi
film in the blanks all the things you did while
you were on Earth that enhanced the lives of others
in service for others? You see, if you can't come
(01:23:12):
up with those, then maybe that's what we should be
doing with our lives. We should be thinking about what
we can do to pump up that old bit when
we're kicking the bucket.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah, can you lie in your own bit like you
lie on your resume?
Speaker 10 (01:23:24):
You could lie game on.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Game on, Yeah, but really, you know, I guess you
know if you took it to another way of looking
at it rather than what do you write in the obituary?
Like what are people going to say about you when
you do pass away? I know, I don't want to
be morbid with the you know, the death thing. Yeah,
I mean, mortality is mortality makes people very nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Right, they should just take our bios from here, like
big fan of Disney.
Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Okay, shoes and that's fine. You can keep it simple.
But I know, you know what you're you have an
opportunity in this world to do things that are great,
and maybe you're doing them and don't even know it.
You're not giving yourself credit for it. But I'm saying, huh,
what's that scary?
Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
Well, I feel like I haven't contributed much to society
now that you made me think about it.
Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
So I think I'm screwed for now.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Okay, By the way, this conversation isn't meant to make
anyone feel that way.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
There's times of change.
Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Well that's it. I mean, what can you do now
while you can, while you're breathing, while you still have
your brain cells or in this room somewhat we have
brain cells. But what can you do that's going to
make an everlasting impression on people and life?
Speaker 13 (01:24:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
And like, what mark are you leaving? I think that's
a very important thing to think about. What can you
do to leave a positive change? You found the earth
in life a certain way when you came in, and
now you're leaving, and because the things you did there
are things that are better.
Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
What is that?
Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
Yeah, I don't have a lot to think about today. Well, yeah,
I would hope that the legacy I leave behind is good.
Enough that my friends and family can put together a
really good obituary for me.
Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
We'll do a great job.
Speaker 10 (01:24:59):
Thank you, my mom.
Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
My mom will make you promise.
Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
She used to write old bits. She used to work.
Really yeah, she would come up with like these, the
whole thing. Give her I guess all the information, and
then she'd come up with it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
But if you pass away and someone says, and your
mom writes a little bit, and it says, hey, you
know what, this deserves more than a column. We may
need a whole page to talk about the life changes.
This person may just think about it.
Speaker 10 (01:25:24):
That's good.
Speaker 11 (01:25:25):
What are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
What are you doing today to change the world into
a better place. It may never be noted, it may
never be noticed, but you know, you know what you've done.
Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
I would hope mine says something like she accepted not one,
but two elephants them to a sanctuary for them forever exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
But Nate would be he did a lot of great things,
but he he turned down the elephant offer because he
felt that'd be better in a job in her You've
read the answer, and there you have it. One little
thing you can do today that could change the trajectory
of someone's life.
Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
You may not even know it.
Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
But if you're nice and you're kind, you don't send
rude texts to people like people send us. You don't
say mean things in the headlines of your newspaper. You're okay.
I want to hear all about the weird, wild stories
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Steele and her podcast The Backstory with Patty Steel be
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Speaker 33 (01:26:25):
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this guy got light for kidnapping Frank Sinatra's son, But
five years later they let him out of prison, and
fifteen years after that he was a multi multi millionaire.
Speaker 17 (01:26:38):
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Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
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Speaker 17 (01:26:55):
What roll mister an in the morning show?
Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Fan of White Right, it's so don't take the wrong one.
It's just kind of weird and wacky to have you
in the same room as us because you you are
in our lives, your TV royalty.
Speaker 19 (01:27:12):
Oh that's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Is it an embarrass you to hear that?
Speaker 11 (01:27:15):
No?
Speaker 10 (01:27:15):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 19 (01:27:16):
After forty two years? I love hearing that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Two yars with eight thousand episodes, over eight thousand episodes.
Speaker 19 (01:27:22):
Wow, never the same dress?
Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Do you do you get to keep any of those dresses?
Speaker 21 (01:27:28):
No?
Speaker 19 (01:27:29):
None of them. Where would I wear them?
Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
That's true? Okay, you got a point. You gotta point.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
It'd be funny to be watching Wheel one night and
go I've seen her in that dress before. Oh well, well,
welcome to our show, Vanna.
Speaker 19 (01:27:40):
Good to be here.
Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
I don't know where to start. Eight thousand episodes. You're
you're still going strong. You're still signed until twenty twenty six.
Speaker 19 (01:27:48):
Right, you did the math?
Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
I just did the math. What is it you love
most about what you do?
Speaker 19 (01:27:55):
Everything? It's a happy show. It's fun. We give away
lots of money, We make other people rich, and they
fulfill their dreams. What could be better?
Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
I almost feel like you, being this close to me,
I should scream out my questions, just like cont.
Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
Scream very slowly.
Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Yeah, so what are those rules? If you're contestants? I'm
sure they say you got to scream those letters out
because we got to hear exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 19 (01:28:20):
Otherwise, well, they say don't scream, but speak clearly. You
don't have to yell. But they do a good job,
don't you think. I mean, think about it. They're on TV,
there's three hundred people in the audience, there's millions of
people at home watching. They don't want to make a
fool of themselves. And I'm so nervous.
Speaker 10 (01:28:37):
There's so many people that make fools of themselves. How
do you not laugh at that?
Speaker 19 (01:28:41):
I feel for them, I just I do. I mean,
we're we're in the public eye, right, so we know
about all that. But they're, you know, from a small
town and they've never been to Hollywood, and it's they're
nervous to begin with.
Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Yeah, when those lights go on, you know, on you
on the stage, you forget everything.
Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
You get to miserably.
Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
I was on the weakest link and I got voted
on was the weakest. How did you feel like a dumbass?
You get nervous when you're on like yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 9 (01:29:10):
But just sometimes there's one just one letter missing and
you know what it is, and they get it wrong
and I'm just yelling at the TV.
Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
I don't know how you're not. It's amazing that you
can just keep your composure.
Speaker 19 (01:29:19):
Well, it's I go darn, I wish you would have
gotten it that. That's kind of the way I look
at it.
Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
This is why everyone loves you, because you're such a
lively person.
Speaker 19 (01:29:26):
Yeah, well thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
So who's this?
Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Who's this guy's end of the table over here?
Speaker 10 (01:29:30):
That is my son Nico.
Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Hey there, Hey, Nico, I follow you on Instagram, by
the way, because one day I will be able to
afford to buy a mansion in bel Air. You know
who to call? Okay, is it weird having a son
who's sort of he's a sex symbol? People call your
son sexy? Is that gross?
Speaker 19 (01:29:48):
No, it's not. It's not.
Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
But you don't think your son as sexy? That would
be kind of No.
Speaker 19 (01:29:53):
No, I mean I've known him his whole life naked,
not in a long long time.
Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
The day is young.
Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
What's it like having van A White as a mom?
Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
To you?
Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
It's just every day.
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
I mean, you see who she is. It's amazing. She's
the best.
Speaker 34 (01:30:13):
She's super sweet and yeah, really privileged childhood.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
So it's been amazing. Wow.
Speaker 10 (01:30:19):
Is that like a party party trick when you're having
a good time? Hey, by the way, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
Totally it's like a built in party trick, like from birth. Yeah, absolutely,
for sure.
Speaker 34 (01:30:28):
I mean I don't really tell too many people, but
when it, when people find out, it's really interesting because
she's an icon.
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Everybody knows her.
Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
When you were a kid, were you allowed to run
around the set and like spin wheels and everything?
Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Yeah, I mean to some Yeah, of course.
Speaker 34 (01:30:41):
And then we go to like Hawaii together because they
used to shoot like it all over the country so on,
like for the good locations, we would go together and
make a family vacation out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
So it was a good location. So I guess she
never made it to the Cleveland Noveland they love it.
Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Number one.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
I'm sorry we're turning this into the Nico interview.
Speaker 19 (01:31:03):
That's okay, I don't mind at all. I want to
point out something. I listened to you for a long time.
My daughter went to school here. She went to NYU
for four years, so I listened to you all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
You know that we get a little crass in this room,
but we're on our best behavior with you here.
Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
I said dumb ass before and then I went, oh
my gosh, fan of white sitting next to me, I
just said, I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
I met you and Pat Sage years ago at some function.
We were doing something I don't know, and my husband
Alex had a drink or two because it was a fundraiser,
and he invited you guys to our house in Santa Fe.
And what do you can't You can't invite these people
to our house. They don't know if they think you're
stalking them. But now we know you better come on
out house. I'd love to how's everything with Ryan, because
(01:31:47):
you know, we've known Ryan Seacrest for many years. The
guy owes me and everyone money, I'm sure, but for
so many years with Pat and now you know, I'm
assuming there's some adjustment, a little bit of adjustment there, of.
Speaker 19 (01:32:02):
Course, and not just for me, for everybody who watches.
For forty one years, Patt and I have been doing
the show, and then Pat decided to retire, and he's
very happy. I saw him a couple of weeks ago.
He looks great. And Ryan took over and he's doing
a great job. And he said, look, no one could
ever replace Pat. Say Jack, I'm just here to fill in, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
I feel like you should be in charge now though,
because like you know you're a man of wife. It's like,
you listen to me, Ryan Sea.
Speaker 19 (01:32:30):
Maybe I think he would listen to me. I don't
have anything to say. He's doing a fine job.
Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
She's from the Bronx. Daniel, you're a friging white Come on,
you know, scary of a question for Vana.
Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
Way about a year and a half ago, you got
to be a contestant on the show.
Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
I just want to know what that experience was like,
especially since you were, I believe, playing against Ken Jennings
from Jeopardy exactly.
Speaker 19 (01:32:51):
I felt like a dumb you know what, yew the
tables turned.
Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
Yes, it's gotta be a really rough job to be
contestant on that show.
Speaker 19 (01:33:01):
I think it is, I really do, because you don't
realize what if you're standing there, There's so many things
to think about. There's the wheel, there's the puzzle board.
There's six cameras everywhere, and there's directors telling you this
and that. It's just ah, So I understand how they feel,
and I felt the same way.
Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
A lot of people are going to work right now
listening to the show, maybe doing a job they've been
doing for eight years, ten years, whatever you've been doing
this for forty two years.
Speaker 19 (01:33:26):
I was eleven when I started.
Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Of course, what's your advice for someone out there who
wants to feel that same feeling of longevity at what
they do well?
Speaker 19 (01:33:35):
I think if you're happy in your job, stay with it.
And if you're not happy in your job and you
can't leave your job, make the best of it. There's
always something good in everything. That's the way I look
at it.
Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
That is good.
Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
We need to start thinking more like Vana White because
we're a bunch of are sarcastic.
Speaker 19 (01:33:52):
New yorkersy, but you guys have fun, don't you know?
Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
We do.
Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Even when we hate each other, we're having a good time.
We actually enjoy hating each other sometimes it's part of
the part of the day.
Speaker 10 (01:34:03):
So how do you guys pick the contestants to go
on the show? How would one apply? I need my
dad to go on there.
Speaker 19 (01:34:08):
Go to Wheel of Fortune dot com, okay, and how
to be a contestant It will be on there. Of course,
I'm not involved in the contestant search, but I think
they have to do I'm not really sure. I shouldn't say,
because I don't really know how can do it. But
go to Wheel of Fortune dot Com.
Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
It's always better not to know. I try to. I
try to stay out of the loop when our job
is brought up it. Wait, you can't get us on
the show.
Speaker 19 (01:34:29):
No, you can't be on the show if we know
each other.
Speaker 10 (01:34:32):
Oh wait, so all of us are out.
Speaker 16 (01:34:34):
Yeah, I have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
It is in a live studio audience. Yeah, yes, it
is so how many people? Because I always feel like,
when you go to a show, it looks so much
bigger on television than when you get there.
Speaker 19 (01:34:48):
Yeah, I think there's two hundred and fifty three hundred
people in the audience something like that.
Speaker 11 (01:34:52):
It does.
Speaker 17 (01:34:53):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
What's up, Nate, don't you have?
Speaker 7 (01:34:56):
I always thought you guys did this show live every
night when I'm a kid sitting there watching it my
parents living, I'm like, boy, it looks great tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
You must had a good day.
Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Come to find out you filmed that like three months ago.
Speaker 19 (01:35:05):
Yes, how does that work? We filmed about thirty four
days a year. That's it, stop it, Yes, but how
many in a day? Six shows a day?
Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
I'm sorry, I do not feel sorry for you. One
that sounds like a.
Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Great job, dresses it is?
Speaker 22 (01:35:26):
It is?
Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Wait, you have three hundred and he's thirty one days
off a year.
Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
He was doing the math.
Speaker 19 (01:35:31):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
You know, and no one deserves it more than the best. Okay,
I know you get these same stupid questions over and over.
So when you went from turning the letters to touching
the letters, yes, does it? Did it like the statically
frizzy shock you? At some point when they're trying.
Speaker 19 (01:35:50):
To iron out, I said, is there any way you
can make my job easier?
Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
It was a bit much, was it? I mean, when
you touch the letter, does it actually activate it? Or
is there someone out back going okay, she's touching it,
pushed the button and it lights up.
Speaker 19 (01:36:08):
Well, there's two two things happen. First I physically turned
the letters, and then I went to touching the letters.
And now a couple of years ago they changed the
set where honestly, I don't even have to touch the letter.
There's a laser up there and the motion of my
hand that gets near the letter, it will light up.
Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Have you ever activated the wrong letter?
Speaker 19 (01:36:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
You know the answers yes.
Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
In eight thousand episodes, Vana's drinking again. I mean, have
you read the wrong letter?
Speaker 19 (01:36:39):
One time? I did, and That was when I was
physically turning them. The puzzle was either doctor Spock or
mister Spock. It was an M or a D. And
I turned the wrong one. It was like I was devastated.
Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
Did they keep it or did they redo it?
Speaker 19 (01:36:51):
No, we had to redid it because I revealed a letter,
a letter which, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
The people in the back office and went, oh that Maana,
she ruined doctor Spot.
Speaker 10 (01:37:02):
They never saw it at home.
Speaker 9 (01:37:05):
I always used to think that the wheel was rigged,
which I know nobody could ever admit to you, just
because it seems like people are doing so well and
they have all this money and fan bankruptcy every time.
Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
She just accused you of working at rigged Wheelana, not Fanna.
Speaker 10 (01:37:16):
I don't think she did it.
Speaker 19 (01:37:18):
No, we would all we would all be in jail
of that. No, they are there are people there that
watch everything we do.
Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Will Waters, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Yes, auditors. Were you a fan of game shows when
you're growing up?
Speaker 19 (01:37:30):
I watched Wheel of Fortune? Can you believe that I
even wrote in to be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune?
I wish you would have saved that letter. It said,
if you're ever in the Los Angeles area give us
a call, and so this was like.
Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
This was like in seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
That's so kind of crazy, isn't it? Yeah, but that's
that's a dream come true.
Speaker 19 (01:37:48):
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
And how did you get the job? Like to begin with? Like,
what was the audition process that I Well?
Speaker 19 (01:37:53):
First I went to a taping of Dance Fever, which
was a MERV Griffin show, and Janet Jones, who's now
Janet Gretzky, was one of the dancers. So I said
to Janet, can you introduce me to somebody? This is
a MERV Griffin show. I hear they're looking for a
replacement on Wheel And she introduced me to Merv's right
hand man and I said, can I come in an audition?
He said, you call me on October fifth at ten
o'clock and we haven't made a decision. You can come
(01:38:15):
in ten o'clock. I called him and I went in
for the audition.
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Wow.
Speaker 19 (01:38:20):
Right and at the right place at the right time.
Speaker 17 (01:38:22):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
So that's a part of it. So cool to be
successfully the right time, right place sometimes. What about the
price is right? Didn't you do something over there?
Speaker 19 (01:38:31):
I was a contestant again, didn't win a dog on thing.
But a great story about that is my dressing room
was the same dressing room that Bob Barker had when
we were filming at CBS.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Wow, Bob Barker is he Is he still with us?
Speaker 35 (01:38:47):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
No, we were because he lived in West Hollywood, not
far from a friend of mine, and we would drive
by his house. He'd be ent to watering the garden.
He had a really cool house. This really great.
Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
We had very spade and new pets.
Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Yeah, pets never gave birth.
Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
But I mean I always loved watching game shows when
I was growing up. I was kind of a loner kid.
I get home from school, you know, mom and dad
be working, and so I would make the peanut butter
and jelly sandwich and I would zoom through every single
game show. I always wanted to be on one. Never
were never was, never was invited. But now I met you,
I can't be on yours. If you ruined it for us,
(01:39:26):
you can come busit. I would bus I would love it.
Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
Yes, Why is Wheel of Fortune one of the chosen few?
Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
What has made it last?
Speaker 27 (01:39:35):
This long?
Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Very good question?
Speaker 19 (01:39:37):
I wish I knew that answer. I honestly don't know
the only thing I can think of. It's a half
hour of family fun and there's no drama.
Speaker 22 (01:39:44):
It is what it is.
Speaker 19 (01:39:45):
It makes you feel good. You love watching people win.
Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
You tell me it's all. But another thing is it's
not a no brainer show. You do have to think.
You do have to actively try to figure these puzzles out.
There's a lot of games shows out there that said
no wammies. No one's to think about that. No offense
(01:40:11):
to whatever that was. But you know, it's good to
play along at home. Like when we have contests on
our show. We try to make it where people can
play along and they scream at the radio when they
don't get it right, and they can activate with it
at That's one of the things. Also, MERV Griffin was
MERV Griffin And this is this is.
Speaker 19 (01:40:30):
Old fashioned too, think about it. This came from Hangman.
Remember that show, not show that game where you would
I'm so old.
Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
They actually with hang Men, Downtown bank bank robbers and anyway,
but Hangman was the original.
Speaker 19 (01:40:45):
You're right, and those We grew up playing games. My
children played games, right, We played games so often.
Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Yeah, all kinds of stuff, cheesy and scrabble and game nights,
are a very important thing.
Speaker 27 (01:40:58):
It is.
Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
We had that at my house too.
Speaker 10 (01:40:59):
If you could be on a game show, which one
would you choose?
Speaker 19 (01:41:02):
I would not do that because then I would be
against wheel fortunes.
Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
Okay, never happened.
Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
Okay, wow, good answer, Van, I'm loyal.
Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
That is like, I'm not new to this guy.
Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
I have an idea with that, and I don't just
a thought. Now listen, I'm gonna give the idea and
just oh okay, great and we'll move on. Let's not
say it could happen or who we need to call whatever?
We need a space on the wheel. I heart needs
to have a space on the wheel. Yeah, just a thought.
Speaker 19 (01:41:37):
Well, speaking of that, I'm hearing rumors that something big
is going to be happening with iHeart.
Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
What Okay, Well I read knew that, but I was
trying to play it off. I was merely acting. And
now you're gonna get us all fire and things. But
there could be something coming up.
Speaker 19 (01:41:58):
Yes, I'm hearing rumors. Which else?
Speaker 10 (01:42:00):
All right, right, this is cool.
Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
We'll leave it to that.
Speaker 19 (01:42:04):
Yes, yeah, i'd love to you guys are so.
Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
We have we have spoiled nothing. We're just we're just
dreaming the big the big dreams. But Vanna, it's just
such a pleasure to have you on our show.
Speaker 19 (01:42:18):
It's such a it's my pleasure. As I said, I
I feel like I know you because I've listened to
you for years, And thank you so much for letting
me be part of this and letting my son join
me too.
Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Oh no, it's her. It's our honor. He was going
to give us a good price on the house. And you,
you truly are a charming, beautiful, wonderful woman. Something tells
me when you walk out of here and the mics
off you kit kitting across the river, there's got to
be some evil, evil side when you throw sharp objects,
and I'm not seeing it quite yet.
Speaker 17 (01:42:53):
Tell this now, this Dan in the Morning Show? Is
Elvis Daran in the Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Why am I being yelled at? Why am I being
yelled at?
Speaker 10 (01:43:06):
What did you do?
Speaker 11 (01:43:07):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
He's we're on the radio. Don't use poul language. Alex
is accusing me of putting paper towels in the toilet,
did you No, I would never put paper I didn't
put paper towels in the toilet.
Speaker 10 (01:43:20):
No evidence.
Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
I did not throw paper towels in the toilet. So
in the bathroom just in case the dogs have an emergency,
we have like a peepee pad, right, So I let
them out that they went out earlier. They went outside,
they did their thing outside.
Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
But I walked in there a second.
Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
It looked like like a family of fifty pood all
over the Oh God, And so I picked up the pooh.
We threw it away in the toilet, flushed it down.
But he's now saying that our dogs pood so much
it clogged the toilet. That can dogs do that?
Speaker 16 (01:43:57):
Well, looks like it just happened, it says, a little
swallow golf balls, but will swallow Ali's pooh?
Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
That's the.
Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
What okay?
Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Alex is here to yell at me.
Speaker 22 (01:44:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
Well, I just we don't have a plunge you. I
just had a plunge.
Speaker 16 (01:44:12):
In the toilet and pull out all these paper towels
that you put in the I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Put paper towels in the toilet, I swear to God,
I don't.
Speaker 16 (01:44:19):
Well, then it must have been a ghost, because there
was a lot of paper towels in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
I swear to you, I would never put paper towels
in a toilet. Ever, well, then how did it get there?
Speaker 4 (01:44:29):
I don't know. Go find out. Have you had house guests? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
No, no one was the staying there. Yeah, we have dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
When my sister first moved back to New Jersey, she
had this apartment and we kept the toilet kept breaking,
you know, and they kept coming to fix it. Finally
they did the investigation. The person who lived there before
her kept flushing all the tampons. The man who fixed
the toilet could not believe what he found down there.
Speaker 10 (01:44:57):
I'm gonna vomit everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
It was, correct, ya, I only put toilet paper in
the I swear to you. I swear to you. I
would never put paper tots in the toilet. I can't
believe this is our conversation on our show.
Speaker 9 (01:45:10):
Like there somehow Alex's commitment to sticking his arm into
the toilet and getting it out.
Speaker 10 (01:45:15):
I would have just called whoever to come fix it,
like please, God, call the cops. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
He's like congratulating on having the guts to put your
your entire fist in the toilet. I think it's under
my fingernails, you know. He walked out like he took
a victory. Sip. He was like, yeah, I said something
funny on.
Speaker 6 (01:45:35):
That And this here is why I'm a one ply guy,
because I was being Alex and having to do what
he just did.
Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
That is the nastiest thing, nasty thing I could stick.
Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
But he pulled paper towels out of our toilet. I
did not put moving on.
Speaker 10 (01:45:55):
Somebody did what you did.
Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Hey, you know Scottie b talk about the cheapest of
the cheek. He actually drops money. He dropped money in
the toilet, went after it. You went through, like, how
much money was it?
Speaker 35 (01:46:07):
It was a dollar coin, it was a socket, Joe,
I had to get it it.
Speaker 11 (01:46:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
How much would it take for you guys to like
put your hand, Doug, how much money would have to
fall in the bowl?
Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Hundred?
Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Yeah, twenty, I'm a gandhia twenty.
Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
I'm gonna blush a fifty. I'm gonna flush it all.
You're a ten, you're a ten? Yeah? I mean is
this the bowl? Is it a clean bowl or is
it a sullied bowl?
Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Sully bowl?
Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
I love that Scottie with toilet fishing for his coin.
It was not a clean bowl.
Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
This is the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
I put on a glove and it would have cost
me more.
Speaker 35 (01:46:47):
Had I flushed that coin, a plumber would have had
to come because it would have cloged everything up.
Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
Goes right down, right, let's go test that what they said.
Speaker 11 (01:46:58):
You did?
Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
You at least spray with sanitizer or something.
Speaker 35 (01:47:01):
Out I used in one of the self checkout lands
to the supermarket immediately after.
Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
Okay, So you know Scotty is kind of famous for
his two dollar bills. Yes, would you go fishing for
a two dollar bill?
Speaker 11 (01:47:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Yes, Scotti?
Speaker 16 (01:47:12):
Tell him about when you So when Scotty was here,
we went to Saint Augustine and we wanted to walk
around a little bit. We had parked in a parking
lot that was for the restaurant only that we ate at,
and if you go somewhere else, they'll supposedly tell your car.
So Scotty goes over to you know, kind of give
the guy a little cash to let us walk around
for a couple hours. Scotty gives this guy two dollar bill.
(01:47:34):
He gets so excited, and when we came back, he
read the serial number.
Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
He knew it was rare. This guy was the biggest dork.
Speaker 35 (01:47:41):
That's right, I said, Look, I got a Crisp new
two dollar bill for you if we could stay here
for a few hours. And he's like, all right, well,
this one is a star note, which means it was
a replacement. Oh god, I collect them. And by the way,
those other people like me, Hi, you tipped him two
dollars so cheap. No, but yes, I did give him
a second I gave him a second one when he
(01:48:02):
came back. But no, he was excited for it wasn't
It wasn't the dollar amount. It was the fact that
it was a two dollar bill, and he was excited.
Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
That's all.
Speaker 17 (01:48:10):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, All.
Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Right, scary, explain, explain your phone tap.
Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
Patty wants to phone tap her husband, Richard.
Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
See, Patty's to stay at home mom and sometimes likes
to go out for the day and leave their son
Lane with a babysitter. Well, that doesn't sit too well
with Richard because he hates this and because they've had
bad experiences. So Patty starts to call to her husband
and then I'm going to jump in as the bad babysitter.
Speaker 3 (01:48:36):
Babysitter is scary.
Speaker 33 (01:48:37):
Here we go, Richard, Hey, Well, I've just got home
and the house is a total.
Speaker 7 (01:48:42):
Mess and isn't a mess.
Speaker 22 (01:48:44):
Basically, I had to leave.
Speaker 15 (01:48:46):
Lane with my friend Michelle's son Adam, and when I
got why leave him?
Speaker 12 (01:48:51):
I had to get a pedicure and I don't want
to hear it.
Speaker 17 (01:48:55):
So basically, like I came home your.
Speaker 22 (01:48:57):
Your comic books were on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
What does that mean?
Speaker 15 (01:49:01):
I mean, I don't know how many of them were ripped.
Speaker 22 (01:49:03):
I don't think many.
Speaker 33 (01:49:04):
But you shouldn't me.
Speaker 12 (01:49:05):
No, sadly, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5 (01:49:07):
You get a peticure at lebar sold with some stranger
comes in your pairs.
Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Of the house.
Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 8 (01:49:12):
Huh?
Speaker 20 (01:49:13):
Well, Michelle is a nice lady.
Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
I figured her son I don't care of.
Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Michelle is a nice lady. You have more son and
he runs my house.
Speaker 20 (01:49:19):
He didn't ruin the whole house.
Speaker 14 (01:49:20):
But a couple of your comic books were on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
And you and this cake comes over and touch whipping
them up.
Speaker 4 (01:49:26):
Some No things you can't replace.
Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
No, I didn't talk to them.
Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 20 (01:49:32):
I can call him on three way, but you have
to calm down, you have to relax, to go number fine,
hold on hold on.
Speaker 17 (01:49:42):
Hello, this is Lane's.
Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
Mom, Patricia.
Speaker 4 (01:49:46):
Is your son?
Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Okay, he's fine, he's fine, he'll be fine to be okay,
what you do to him?
Speaker 24 (01:49:54):
All right?
Speaker 22 (01:49:54):
This is my husband, rich husband?
Speaker 14 (01:49:57):
What the hell did you do to my son?
Speaker 32 (01:49:58):
Did draft?
Speaker 4 (01:49:58):
He's okay? You had a good time. We really bonded,
but things didn't go right.
Speaker 25 (01:50:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:50:06):
I need something to wipe up the spill. Spill what
we can tear the paper? I thought it was the
comic strips from the newspapers. But when you what's wrong
with you? Prop it on my college books? Spilled the
spilled wine, spilled on the.
Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
Rug and wine over the wine while you're watching my son?
Speaker 4 (01:50:24):
It fell out of his sippy cup. You won't sippy cup.
I didn't know it was wine. At first I thought
it was grape juice. But are you kidding? This cup
fell over? And I'm like, oh man, I don't write that.
You all the way to back Rope Colley book. Why son,
you're starting to get a little, you know, fidgety and stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:50:43):
I figured, you know, hey, man, chill kid, do you
know what was Unless they found out it was wine,
I was like, I was gonna take it away but
then I'm like, yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
He's eventually gonna drink it anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
What do you mean he's four years old?
Speaker 3 (01:50:55):
Four years old, you don't beat the wine.
Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
You need a brain damage enough, Like, do you know
what you get? Two slurps?
Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
Are you kidding me? You want to call you?
Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
In college, was curious.
Speaker 12 (01:51:06):
As to why my vibrator was sitting on the floor
next to all of the transformers.
Speaker 29 (01:51:11):
Oh yeah, it was in between the Christians of the sofa,
so I don't know between.
Speaker 4 (01:51:17):
He's using it as a gun, the big gun in
the artillery. No, man, he's just discovered it on his own.
But then I'm like.
Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
That, go with it, right, I mean, you can't take
away from.
Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
I did take it away from him once he started
chewing on it. This is scary. Jones held just to
ran in the morning show Patty's phont tapping you. It's
a radio plank? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 19 (01:51:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
I can't believe you didn't getting the pedicure.
Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
No, it's a joke.
Speaker 22 (01:51:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
Yes, and so was your wax vibrator.
Speaker 17 (01:52:01):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 21 (01:52:05):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
author The.
Speaker 5 (01:52:09):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 17 (01:52:21):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
So interesting. Gandhi passed this article along to me last week,
and I was reading through this article and I'm like, really,
it's called non Americans are baffled by some of the
things Americans do in movies. Oh yeah, So imagine yourself,
you know, living in France or Greece or Asia or
(01:52:49):
you know, wherever in the world, and you see these
movies and you see how we're depicted. For instance, do
Americans really use red plastic cups at parties or is
that just in movies?
Speaker 11 (01:53:00):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (01:53:00):
Wow, right, yeah, ye, shocking.
Speaker 9 (01:53:04):
But that's one of the things my parents said they
were shocked about here too, is how much disposable stuff
the United States has.
Speaker 3 (01:53:10):
Yes, we do throw away a lot. Do Americans actually
have their funerals in graveyards with wooden chairs set up
beside the grave?
Speaker 10 (01:53:18):
That is kind of strange.
Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
Oh yeah, I've never been to one of those. I
feel like that's more in the movies.
Speaker 10 (01:53:23):
Oh I've been to one of those.
Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
You do Americans actually have yellow school buses or is
that a movie thing?
Speaker 10 (01:53:32):
What we do it's real. It's real.
Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
Oh here's my favorite. Why do Americans always eat meat
loaf in films and on TV? What is a meat loaf?
It's a very American thing. Isn't it interesting how they
see us and they witness our our way of life?
Speaker 31 (01:53:49):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (01:53:50):
Absolutely, Here's what.
Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
I didn't understand. Do Americans actually have an obscene amount
of throw pillows? Or is this just in the movies? No,
that's real. Didn't you say something about your husband and
being a brit He was commenting on all the throw
pillows we have.
Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
He will not let me have as many as I
would like because he I guess he didn't grow up
with throw pillows and he's like, what the hell do
we need? And that's just more to take off the bed,
more to take off, So I am not allowed to
have as many as I would like.
Speaker 3 (01:54:19):
You know, we could always reverse this and have questions
about their movies and their society or what's your question
for Danielle Nate? Yeah, well I have a question for
you about Sheldon.
Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
Does he really drink a lot of tea or is
that just in the movie?
Speaker 10 (01:54:33):
He does not?
Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
Okay, I mean I think maybe when he lived there
he did but he drinks more coffee.
Speaker 11 (01:54:37):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
Then they're always drinking tea.
Speaker 1 (01:54:40):
That's what they drink.
Speaker 9 (01:54:41):
My mom and dad drink a ton of tea because
you know, there was a lot of British rule in India,
so they have a lot of British customs about them
as well. My parents drink tea in the morning, and
of course high tea.
Speaker 3 (01:54:53):
They have to do that to t And then what
do we do? We throw it in the Boston harbor
by exactly? Do Americans really eat potato chips on a
plate with their lunch? That's so weird. That's so weird.
Speaker 10 (01:55:07):
And a sandwich?
Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
Do they really put potato chips on the sandwich?
Speaker 21 (01:55:10):
What?
Speaker 11 (01:55:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 10 (01:55:12):
It's sour cream and onion.
Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
Potato chips on a salami and cheese sandwich is heaven?
Speaker 4 (01:55:16):
Oh so good?
Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
So again, these non Americans baffled by the things Americans
do in movies? Do Americans actually purchase fake IDs Americans?
Do Americans really have five minute conversations at the door?
Speaker 10 (01:55:32):
That's funny too. How many times if you said, why
don't you come in and sit down?
Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
They go, no, no, I'm just dropping something off And
then they don't leave for like an hour and you're
standing at the door.
Speaker 3 (01:55:42):
Do Americans actually leave a spare key under their door? Match?
Or is it just a movie thing? Because if they do,
that's really emmer effort dumb.
Speaker 10 (01:55:52):
Yeah, that's true, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:55:53):
Do Americans eat as many of those bare claws at
work as TV and movies would have us belief? Y're scary? Yes?
Speaker 22 (01:55:59):
Me?
Speaker 3 (01:56:01):
Do Americans usually take high school football games?
Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
Seriously? Is that's just something in the movies?
Speaker 20 (01:56:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
Especially serious? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
I Do Americans actually eat peanut butter and jelly? Or
is it like a fake movie thing?
Speaker 10 (01:56:13):
No, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
According to the movies. All Americans have a bag of
frozen peas in the refrigerator, but they never use them
while cooking. Why I used frozen peas just last night,
so shut out to cook with?
Speaker 11 (01:56:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Well okay, supped to do with them if.
Speaker 10 (01:56:30):
You hurt yourself?
Speaker 17 (01:56:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:56:33):
Oh you put another black eye?
Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Do Americans really wake up and drink milk from the carton?
Speaker 10 (01:56:40):
My boy's so disturbing. I hate that one.
Speaker 3 (01:56:42):
Yeah, do Americans actually care about home?
Speaker 8 (01:56:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:56:44):
Hold on a second, see I drink sometimes I drink
milk out of the cartons because Alex doesn't drink milk.
Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
Oh, so then okay, you're not sharing it.
Speaker 4 (01:56:51):
It's fine.
Speaker 10 (01:56:52):
Well, technically you're.
Speaker 9 (01:56:53):
Not supposed to do that still, because once you introduce
your saliva into something, it changes, it starts to break
it down.
Speaker 10 (01:56:58):
So technically you're not.
Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
Thank you here, welcome science bashing the Americans. Do Americans
actually care about homecoming as much as the movies make
it out to be?
Speaker 10 (01:57:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
Not where I grew up, we did not have homecoming
in the Bronx. Where I grew up, that was a
movie thing.
Speaker 17 (01:57:15):
We did not have that.
Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
We had homecoming Homecoming, King and Queen, a big homecoming
game where people come back, the alumni from high school
days come back.
Speaker 4 (01:57:24):
Mollie is online.
Speaker 3 (01:57:25):
Two, Hey, Mollie, isn't this list interesting? How they perceive
us overseas.
Speaker 15 (01:57:31):
It's super interesting. It's kind of crazy you don't think
about it. I've always heard that people learned how to
do telecalls through friends, but whatever. I had a friend
that brought over a like an exchange student. It was
in my early twenties, and we handed him a beer
in a red solo cup and he was from like
(01:57:52):
Germany or something. And when we handed him the red
Solo cup.
Speaker 2 (01:57:58):
He freaked out, like he went, oh my gosh, it's
the cup, you see.
Speaker 3 (01:58:08):
I would do the reverse. I would go to Germany
and go, oh my god, it's a steine, a beer stein.
I see you guys eat drinking out of those beer
steins in your beer gardens all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:58:20):
It's a beer garden.
Speaker 15 (01:58:23):
Welcome to our terrible beer in a red cup.
Speaker 3 (01:58:25):
Yay, I love it. I love it. You freaked out.
So was it a Did he consider it an honor
to drink out of a red Solo cup?
Speaker 21 (01:58:34):
Yes?
Speaker 26 (01:58:35):
He did.
Speaker 15 (01:58:35):
He said, I cannot wait to go home until everybody
I went to an American party and drank from the
red Solo cup.
Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
You know what, the Solo Cup company should make a
red Solo steine where the heads a little lid on
the top of a beer stein.
Speaker 10 (01:58:49):
I have an idea here, well.
Speaker 3 (01:58:51):
Don't you remember I want well, I wanted to do
the Weinstein is my idea. That was my idea. Clearly
the thing is and then so it's drinking wine, but
it has a little lid on it like a stein.
But then Harvey Weinstein ruined it, so I can't you know,
I don't want to n after him. Weinstein screwed me up.
Speaker 15 (01:59:11):
I mean, you'll never have a party fell.
Speaker 3 (01:59:14):
Yeah, it's true. Thank you so much for listening, Molly,
go have a good day. Thanks for your story.
Speaker 24 (01:59:19):
Thanks, thanks a lot.
Speaker 14 (01:59:20):
I have a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
What was that, Gandhi?
Speaker 10 (01:59:23):
So in a mayor in a ninety day fiance?
Speaker 9 (01:59:25):
You know, the concept is you get engaged to somebody
from overseas, bring them here and introduce them to the
American way of life before you get married. Every single
fiance from overseas is stunned by the American breakfast. They
all say, what is this sugar bomb that you guys
hit yourselves with immediately, like the cereals that we eat, donuts,
Oh my god, donuts, throw them off, bacon, the amount
(01:59:47):
of processed meat, all of it.
Speaker 10 (01:59:48):
I mean they are just like you start the day
with this. This is crazy.
Speaker 23 (01:59:52):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:59:52):
Out of all my travels overseas, only the UK did
like a big breakfast with sausages and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:59:58):
Yes, are you good?
Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
To France or Italy? What a grease stage? And they're like,
what does have coffee? Shut up right? What's scary?
Speaker 4 (02:00:05):
Counterpoint? When I went to Italy, I was looking for
breakfast I'm like, where are the eggs?
Speaker 3 (02:00:09):
And they're like, no, you could have this role with
some lutella on it and that's your bround sliced like
Deli meats and stuff like that. Was like what?
Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
Speaking of the UK, I didn't know they didn't have cheerleading.
When I was doing a Peloton class. One of the
instructors Hannah Franks, and it lives in the UK, and
she was talking about cheerleading and she said, growing up,
we never had that. We would see these movies and say,
how come we don't have things like this? But they
didn't have it. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 3 (02:00:35):
Let's see, I'm almost in the list. Okay, do Americans
actually have lab partners? This is the movie thing? Why
don't they do schoolwork alone?
Speaker 35 (02:00:43):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
Do Americans eat fish fingers? I've seen them in American
film fish fingers Like yeah, fish sticks? So funny?
Speaker 30 (02:00:53):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
Why do Americans and films always sit on their counters
to read newspapers and drink coffee? That's what we do?
Speaker 4 (02:00:59):
And in movies?
Speaker 3 (02:00:59):
Why do I Americans crumple their money? Is this actually
the real thing in life? Because I don't get it.
Speaker 21 (02:01:04):
I do that.
Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
I like a dollar bill like it looks like trashre
Hello Becky, Hello, oh cheerio. So the stereotype is correct.
How much tea do you drink per day?
Speaker 27 (02:01:17):
Well, I always have a couple of my old gray
in the morning, and I normally have another cup possibly
about an hour later or another hour later. But in
England they drink so much tea. My mom and my
dad drink tea all the time. And my sister they
won't go home and have a beer, They go have
a enough.
Speaker 3 (02:01:33):
Cup of tea, right see. I love that. When I'm
over there, I get into the tea culture because it's
it's it's fun, you know. I feel like I'm in England.
I'm drinking tea and.
Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
I feel like tea fixes everything. Like I remember my mom,
my mother in law, she would always say, oh, can
I make you a cup of tea?
Speaker 10 (02:01:48):
Will then make you feel better?
Speaker 22 (02:01:50):
You know.
Speaker 27 (02:01:51):
It's like, yeah, just cue as things, but doesn't it.
In England, if you have workers come in the house
so doing your bathroom or whatever, the first thing they
do is to make you a cup of tea and
then definitely have milk and always have sugar in the tea,
and then throughout the day you just make tea constantly
for them.
Speaker 3 (02:02:10):
There you go.
Speaker 11 (02:02:10):
It's a team all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
It's a tea machine.
Speaker 4 (02:02:13):
Becky.
Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
It's wonderful hearing your voice. Thank you for listening to us,
and I hope you have a very very fabulous day today.
Speaker 27 (02:02:18):
Okay, it's lovely to talk to you to thank you
very much. You too have a lovely day.
Speaker 3 (02:02:23):
You too, Thank you.
Speaker 17 (02:02:25):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge Okay, wed my intro.
Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
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Elvister ran in the morning show, all right, we.
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Are done, but were we coming back? Don't you worry
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