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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together, and we're going to start to party. Start.
I'm reading a party.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Elvis Durant after Party.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, hello America. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I know this is supposed to be the after party,
but in true Diamond fashion, I corrupted the file by accident.
And so here we are. I'm here with Celia. Hey,
do you want to introduce yourself?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, I guess I should. I feel like I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I haven't been introduced to the crowd yet. I am Celia.
I'm a producer for Elvis's podcast network and I help
out a little bit with the show.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And Celia started out as who and what Diamonds interns.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Absolutely, we have a standard.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yes, the summer of twenty twenty three is when I came.
You can literally scroll back and see the meat interns
and it was little.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Me and me smiling so hard because I finally had
an intern who loved rabo.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh yeah, we are basically watch with Crappens.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh my gosh, the female versions exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh I love that for us. I know, right, that would.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Be never mind. I don't even want to put that
into the universe of like, yeah, we're gonna crash their
show and take it over.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Speaking of crashing a show, how does it feel to
be doing the podcast? You listen to them all the time,
you're editing, you're uploading. How do you feel about actually
being on this podcast without everyone?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I like it kind of like that's just us because
I feel like Diamond and I are like good friends. Yeah,
so it's just like talking to my friend. We went
on a coffee run today.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We went to Ovo.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It was so good.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We've been doing some work. We both panicked about the Corrupted.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
File and now we're here.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You know what I was thinking about with all of that, Right,
we're freaking out about the corrupt defile, and then I'm
thinking which housewife would do this? And I'm thinking Sonya
and Ramona.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Absolutely absolutely maybe also.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Phedra and Keny freaking frack yeah, freaking fray can definitely.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You know what we should talk about?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What if we could have a housewife in this week?
Who would you pick?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, so I have like a couple of answers because
there are housewives that I really want, but also just
Bravo celebrities.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh okay, we're opening it up. Yeah, who want?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I am obsessed housewives first, Derinda.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh I've been okay, this is kind of like breaking
the fourth Tall and like behind the scenes of like
podcasting and stuff. But I've been trying to get Derenda
on Gandhi's podcast for the long I've been able to
get a few housewives on Dolores, Crystal, Floris, Chrystan, which
was amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
That was so iconic.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We're working on some other people. Oh, bravo celebrities for
my favorite, my favorite, but Derinda would be just ten
out of ten and I would ask her to repeat
not well bitch into the mics. I could play it over.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Literally just about to say, I quote every day, how
you do not you want to know how I'm doing?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Not well?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Bitch?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Like that's literally me at all times.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It is the best. So yeah, i'd say Derinda.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And then also, honestly like Teresa, I just feel like
she is mother and like same with Vicky gun Wilson. Yes,
I need to meet Vicky. I also, oh, no, that's
too controversial.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Sorry, really I was gonna say Kelly Dodd, but oh
I love Kelly.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, I like her as a housewife, but her like
her she's crazy, she is crazy, she's not.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But the common thing between Kelly, and I'm sorry if
you hear my pants swishing and swashing in the background. Sorry, guys,
can't do anything about it. If you think about the
one thing that all three of those women that you
named have in common, and we could throw Romona Singer
in there.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Too, I would love it d insane exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So like Ramona Singer. If you guys don't watch Housewives
and you've made it this far, just stick with me
because this is probably what we're going to be talking
about the entire episode, and maybe you'll learn something and
want to watch. But Ramona Singer, Teresa Judaice, I mean,
is nuts Kelly and Derenda.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
But Direnda.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
She can pull it together for an interview with people
who've never watched, like I think.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Do you remember the charity event?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh god, oh my god? Episode no? Season nine? I
thought it was eight eight maybe eight. I skipped that
episode and everybody that knows me, I fall asleep to
Rony every night.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, it's background noise.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I skip it. I skip that.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's like, did you watch The Office? Yes, It's like
Scott thoughts, I don't remember that. Hey, mister Scott, what
you're gonna do what you're gonna do and make god
dreams come true. When he promised all that whole class
of high school students that he would pay for their
college what because he thought he was gonna be a
millionaire when he grew up like older, and then it
got yes, And then it got to the day and
(05:19):
he had to go announce that he like couldn't pay
their their college funds, and they like dedicated like their
whole library, Timos called it the Michael Scott Library, like
they had like renamed everything. And then he went in
to go like announce that he couldn't do it, and
they interrupted him, broke out the song and they were like, hey,
miss Scott, what's you gonna do? What you're gonna do
(05:41):
make our dreams come true? And then he told them
and he ended up giving them computer batteries because he
was like, y'all can do online school computer battery And
everyone skips that because it's like I can't even watch it,
so cringey.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's exactly how that episode.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Is with Derinda and Ramona during a charity they're literally
doing a charity and a victim of the Charities Foundation
is there and they are fully fighting publicly.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
While someone was given a speech. And that's the worst
part is that, like, oh these women. If you don't
watch Housewives, I wonder what really entertains you, because nobody's
asking you to fall into the Bravo universe and make
this your life. But if you don't watch for entertainment,
me and Gandhi argue about this all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm like, I could argue about it like forever. She's like,
why would you watch it?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Why wouldn't you? Like?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Why would you not?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It is Honestly, I think for me too, it makes
me feel a lot better about my life.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yes, like I'm not going through that shit. Yeah, and
publicly too, yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Like they are, like they are being filmed and like
it's all getting picked up after the fact too.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
This is all filmed months.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Ago, maybe a year ago, and then all of the
shit that they're going going through is getting picked up
by outlets and being posted again again. So it's like
somebody could have seen this happen in real life, post it.
Now it's filmed, posted again, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So now I have another question for you. Have you
ever met any of the housewives? Oh? Yes, girl, no,
I need to hear this. Who was your Okay, let's
we're not trying to be here all day, but like
what is or who was your favorite like best experience.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Let's put it like that, lu Anne, I mean that
was iconic. Oh yes, that was just like it was
so funny. It was so fun being with you and
like meeting her and just like being able to laugh
and really just be in the presence of a legend,
like a Roney legend.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It was iconic.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
People who do not watch Housewives are like you called
this woman a legend. She is.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She absolutely is.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Ex Ala franceis like, that's iconic.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Don't be all uncool.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We are not uncool over here.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm trying to think, Wait, but salt Lake too, Like, sorry,
I just like forgot about salt Lake.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Did you hear about what's going on now with Lisa?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yes, So if you guys, watch salt Lake, but don't
keep an eye out on the gossip and housewives drama
outside of the show. Lisa Barlow has been missing. I
think she missed like the first week of filming because
she's negotiating a new salary. Apparently she wants a million dollars,
(08:24):
which I think is a little insane because I think
the only person who'd gotten that after like negotiating was
niny Leek's yeah, which is.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Valid years ago. And that's valid and yeah, and I
think they both deserve that.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yes, Lisa Barlow needs a couple more years under her
belt and then I think that she could negotiate.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
But this is a little bit early, and I don't
think that she's as loved as she thinks she is.
I think people are laughing at her more than they're
laughing with her.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yes, but I love her.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I really like her too, and there is no Christmas
season now in my household or life without her version
of a way in a major If you haven't heard it,
look it up.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Absolutely pura vita.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We should we should get a bottle and take shots.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, we should know what we should do?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What we should get all of the Housewives liquors alcohol
lines and try to try them.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And rank them.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
We should.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That would be really fun.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
That would be fun, Okay, and we can make like
a fun video.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Would be fun. If you guys have ever tried any
of the Housewives liquor brands, please let us know. I've
tried I've tried skinny girl. Yes, yes, I don't think
Bethany counts at this point. Like she's more of just
like she's like an tear around her ear that just
keeps bud.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
She was just on Alex Earl's podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Really, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And did you see that Alex Earl like stood her up?
I say in air quotes, because that's not actually what happened.
It was like kind of click bait. But they were
supposed to go to dinner and they had a miscommunication
and so Bethany got to the restaurant and then said
that Alex stood her up.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Do you want to talk about Alex Earl For the
people who actually know who Alex Earl is, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I mean I have mutuals with her. What yeah, because
she went to Miami and she's the great above me.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh okay, cool, She's a very sweet girl from whatever.
People don't know who she is.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh, Alex Earl is, I would argue, like one of
the biggest influencers of gen Z and older. I think
a lot of like thirty year olds, et cetera watch her.
But she basically was like she started as a Miami
student who would just film her get ready with me
while going to Darty's in football games, and she.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
For people who don't know what Darty's. Oh, sorry, are
I just found this out like last year parties? Oh
my god, we're so old. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You didn't know what a Darty are? No, I didn't
know that it was called it. I just call it
a day party.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But go ahead continue.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Sorry. So she like.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Blew the hell up real fast, and like her family
started blowing up, like her sister's now an influencer.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's kind of like.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Unreal, like really unparalleled. I think that like they'll have
like a real show soon. Oh please, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I mean I get it.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
We're trying to find the new Kardashians, but like I
think we tried it with the Damelios.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It didn't really work.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
The Coppols yea, right, that didn't work either, So listen.
If it works out for her and her family, I'm
happy for them. I found out who she was because
there was this speaking of the Coppels, there was this like, yeah,
I love trying ral Braxton Barrios, who was a jet.
He played for the New York Jets and he was
actually pretty good for us, you know whatever, he was
(11:33):
dating one of the Colpols sisters. I don't remember which one, Okay, Sophia.
He moves to Miami and then all of a sudden,
he has a new girlfriend. And I think that Sophia
was just as shocked as we all were to find
out that. I mean, she was replaced.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It's crazy, Yeah, she was, but she was also a
bit about it. Oh God, like she was being rude
and Alex kept him. But actually Alex did keep him
secret for so long. She would call him NFL man
and would never show him. And then like after I
think two months, she showed him and accidentally called him Braxit.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I mean, people knew who.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
He was from his face, but like accidentally, like she
called him Braxton. She was like, oh, guys, like, I
guess we're on that level now, like with her followers.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Oh well, good for her, good for him.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And now they live in Miami together.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well he's moving to Texas.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh yeah, he just signed. He just signed with the Texans.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I think, yeah, listen, good for him, good for them,
two million dollar contract, like whatever, We're happy for them.
But the latest with Alex Earl is that she got
dropped from unwell media, yeah or unwell podcast network with
Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy shout out to her
that is a boss. But like, can you imagine people
(12:46):
learning about you from being dropped from a network?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
And I don't even The thing is, I don't think
that it was really like tea. I think that it
was just like a business decision that was made, really
yea each other. There were reports that something was going
on between them, maybe the two Alexes.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
They're fighting, the girls are fighting.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
The girls are fighting.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I hope not.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
We'll see, we'll find out. The one good thing about
like housewives influencers social media is that you may have
questions before everyone else, but we'll get those answers at
some point. Oh absolutely, people can't keep their mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
We need andy and a camera at all times.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Well, I think we've done. We've done enough yapping. We
said that this was going to be twelve minutes and
it's about thirteen, So I think that's enough. If you
guys actually listened to all of this, thank you, We
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Be love.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You know, it's just us ramlin about housewives, which people
don't really want to hear about it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But yeah, okay, but you should. You shouldn't want to
hear about it. You should okay.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
The Elvis Duran after party