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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It is April fools so it's National Day of Tomfoolery,
according to Gandhi, which is true, right, take it away, Gandhi.
What's it all about?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, like, like you just said, it is April Fool's Day,
but that is National Tomfoolery Day on the national calendar.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So I thought we.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Could play a game with Tom's and foolery. All you
have to do is guest the tom. We're gonna play
a piece of sound.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, we got Heather in from Hot Springs, Arkansas.
How are you doing, Heather? You excited to play the game?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hey? Name very good it. I'm very very nervous man.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Very gutted.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Nervous is excitement? Don't get the two? Yeah, it's exciting. Well,
I'm glad you're here. So how is it you think
you know a lot about Tom's and tom foolery. I
don't know how I.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Will Well, well, I'm all about some tom fury. And
there's a lot of famous soames, my grandfather's names.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, all right, so you need let's let's give it
a go. You're now going to hear ten pieces of
sound all have something to do with someone named Tom.
Let's get going. Here is Tom number one, just for you, Heather,
Kim was terrified to.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Be here tonight, not because of this, but because her
kids are home with their dad.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Oh my god, that familiar.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But listen closely.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Kim was terrified to be here tonight, not because of this,
but because her kids are home with their dad.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Hmm oh, I'm gonna have to path on, man. I'm
not thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That is the goat. That is Tom Brady. Tom Brady. Yes,
I think I'm assuming that was a Kim Kardashian joke.
I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I don't usually listen to Tom Brady. I usually look
at Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
All right, let's go to Tom number two. Who this
welcome to Dancer with the Stars. The results for her,
so one couple will be eliminated when the rest of
us will start drinking.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I can see his face. He's got white hair. He's
one of these.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think you know it. You know his first name Tom,
It's Tom? Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Good?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What's his last name?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Tom? From Dancing with This? Say?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
God, that would be Tom Bergeron anyway, nice.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Guys, that's okay, all okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now, you being from Hot Springs, Arkansas, I bet you
know number three National Day of Tom Joolery. Number three.
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
God?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
All right, that's a Tom. Who is it?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Well it's not Tom, Not Tom Patty.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, the process of elimination lists all the Toms that.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
You know of, all the Tom Tom's Cruise, Tom Haines,
Tom Hardy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
This is a that's actually Thomas Rhett t Ratt. There
you go, alright, Okay, I'll tell you what Tom. Number
four is. Someone you've mentioned. You mentioned this guy's name.
What Tom is this? My name is Jerry mcgwise. I'm
(03:38):
a sports agent. You could say him at the top
of my game. But something just isn't right. M Tom
Who Tom Cruise? All right? Here we go. Here's no no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You do not.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, Tom number five another name you've mentioned today? All right,
who's that.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
There you go coming back? All right? Now you're on Now,
you're riding the horse. You're on it. You're on it, Heather,
all right, Tom named that Tom? Number six? Hey wa
wa whoa, whoa whoa? Did I fright? You didn't mean to? Sorry? Howdy?
My name is Woody and this is Andy's room.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
That would be Tom Hank.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, all right, here we go. All right, Here is
Tom number seven. Here's a heart target searches of every
gas station, residents.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Warehouse, farm house, hen house, out house, and dog house.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
In that area. There he is. Who is it?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I don't know, but he's Han's kind of country. So
I should know this one. But I'm I'm yeah, I'm
gonna this one.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh that's Tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones, a big,
big actor.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Here's that kind of country.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
He was always famous for spreading a map across the
hood of a car to try to find to try
to find someone who broke out of jail. All right,
here we go. Here is another Tom you've mentioned. Here
is Tom number eight. No one cared who I was
tonight quote on the Mars. Yeah hmmmm, an play one
(05:30):
more time, guy, No one cared who I was tonight
quote on the Mars. You named it, even if you
don't believe it, you got it. All right. Here is
here's another Tom that you mentioned. You went through a
lot of Tom's. Here's Tom number nine. It's not on
(05:52):
us you want to beat alone? There you Tom? Who there?
Tell you? And did she mention Tom number ten. She
might have I know she mentioned mentioned number nine. All right,
here is Tom number ten. Who is this, Missus Stark,
(06:14):
Missus Stork. It smells like a new car in here.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Tom time spider Man Tom Holland.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And I do believe we have another Spider Man on
the way. So I don't know if Danielle is the
new spider Man Tom Holland or.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
No, it's someone else.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Okay, we'll congratulations. How many did she get? She got
like she got a few six.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'm impressed.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, we're all impressed. All right, what do you have
for Heather? She done really well? You got the majority.
That's the magic number. We're giving you five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
By the way, it is Tom Holland. Guys, it's called
thank God.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, all right, lovely, all right, what do you have?
Five hundred dollars from Crapey Race. Yeah, get away, Danielle.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
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(07:26):
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Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's a Craper Race. That's why Daniel looks like Haley Bieber.
She looks fabulous, just like her.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Gosh, just the thought I was her for a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Look a little little better. Well, congratulations, had five hundred
dollars on the way. You did better than you thought
you did.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Congratulations, Thank you, Thank you so much. I love you, guys.
I wanted to say this. I hear all these people
say I have been listening to you for years. I
have not been listening to y'all for years. I've only
been listening to y'all for about two months.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Wow, y'all have cracked me up and kept me up
in the morning driving to work. And I just thank y'all.
Thank you for the record for the record, since I
started listening to you guys, I have not changed for
a radio station.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh wow, all right, we'll take it. Come on, may
give her another five hundred dollars. All right, we're out
of money. You took all over money, Heather, and it
could not have gone to a better person. I love
that one. I love two months. You know you'll get
tired of us. Run six months. That's when it started
to get.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
For My sixteen year old daughter tried to change the
station and then or she got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Her hand off. You're in charge. You're in charge of
the radio. Thank you so much, Heather, Hold on one second.
Five hundred dollars on the way. That's cool.