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April 1, 2025 9 mins
Froggy is revisiting his question from last week, Nate tells us the difference between millions and billions, Sam has found the secret to cooking for her husband, Gandhi has some fun prank ideas, Skeery saw someone do an IRL life hack, and Danielle has discovered a new meal!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's go around the room. I want to start with Froggy. Froggy,
what is on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Well, you know, if you remember last week, I told
you that somebody could asked me a question that what
would you rather do lose three toes or two fingers?
And you said you were going to think about it,
and so I wanted to ask you because I still
can't decide if and I don't know why I've let
this bother me so greatly. However, what would you rather
lose three toes? I didn't say if they have to
be on one foot or whatever.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You can ask a questions.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I thought that through. Yeah, three toes for me anyone.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Else m I still think I might pick two fingers.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
I would pick the fingers because then I don't want
to not My shoe collection is very long, and.

Speaker 7 (00:45):
If I can't wear them, I would be very upset.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
You make a lot of money from foot That's what's
important to her. So okay, gotta go with it, anyone.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Okay, I'm on your side, Elvis. I'm doing the three
toes on one on another froggy. Is there a wrong
answer here?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I mean, yes, okay, I bought all my fingers and thumbs.
I I want all of that. I like to grab things, right,
I know. So if I, you know, wobble and fall over,
I can grab a banister.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I can grab a.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Chair with my hands because they have all the all
the fle the Finland flanges are there or whatever they're called.
Uh is that you're around the room? Okay, that's fordery.
But okay, yes, yeah, okay, Danielle, what's up with you?

Speaker 7 (01:28):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:28):
So I have discovered or made a new meal. I'm
sure other people have done it, but taking a yogurt
and adding cereal. So today I put chocolate cheerios. Do
not laugh, rocking. I put chocolateios in there and it
is delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh my wait, can you have chocolate?

Speaker 8 (01:47):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Son of a gun, I put that's the second time
this week I forgot.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well I should we know, as you know, Danielle gave
up chocolate.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Remind me really well?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
No, maybe we shouldn't tell you.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
No, no, I need you to remind me.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
But anyway, I think cereal of any kind would probably
like frosted flakes or you know.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
I don't know, honey, bunches of oats and chocolate chocolate.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
They do. They serve chocolate ceerios in Hell.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
I'm going to go home and talk to my Jesus
stuffed animal.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Okay, but I really think you should put it in
your yogurt because cereal and yogurt tastes delicious.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Didn't you have chocolate yesterday?

Speaker 7 (02:29):
Was it yesterday or the day before that? I accidently chocolate? Yes,
You're to be honest. I have been really good. I've
been very proud of myself. It's just this show. I
don't know about this show.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, we trive you to eat chocolate. This is awful.
It's it's our fault. You're right, it is, Hey, scary,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 9 (02:45):
It costs fifty dollars to park for where I go
to the gym in the after the show, and it
bothers me so much, and I circle for spots all
the time. Well, I was leaving the garage yesterday and
I see a guy who had an orange construction cone
in a parking space. Literally take the cone and put
it in his trunk, and the other guy comes up

(03:05):
behind him and takes the spot.

Speaker 10 (03:06):
I'm like, huh, that gives me a right idea.

Speaker 9 (03:09):
I think I'm gonna go to home depot and buy
an orange construction cone and throw.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
It in my trunk. For what I'm an idea? An idea?
Is it a bright idea or is it just an idea?

Speaker 9 (03:18):
I think it's a bright idea. I think people do
it more than we know. I you know, are they illegal?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No?

Speaker 10 (03:23):
Yes? What to have an orange cone?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
To knock a spot off because you make it private,
Well that guy's maybe that's not illegal that it should
be that guy.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
I'm not getting a ticket for that. That's nothing, didn't
break any law. No, but you got his ticket for
me an a hole.

Speaker 10 (03:37):
Well, dude, I'm gonna be an a hole just like
the next guy does.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I mean if he's just see, just because someone else
is an a hole, that means you have the right
to be an ahole.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I think that's a that's a bad way of looking
at that.

Speaker 10 (03:47):
You gotta fight fire with fire.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I grew up in Brooklyn, Man, here goes run in Brooklyn.
What's it gonna go?

Speaker 10 (03:54):
Please?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Don't represent.

Speaker 10 (03:58):
Seriously though?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Who two wrongs don't make it right?

Speaker 7 (04:01):
Scary?

Speaker 10 (04:02):
I just want to get even I want to get
I want to get mine. I want to I want
to level off.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
You get you get yours every day?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Would even level up? You get a You have a
great life. You live a great life. What do you
mean what are you talking about? You live a blessed life?

Speaker 10 (04:16):
Because why does that guy get to have an orange
construction cone.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
And then go, you know, go rob a bank. You
can rob a bank, because that's the same theory. It
really is, isn't it.

Speaker 11 (04:25):
There's probably someone looking at your life thinking, why does
this guy get to drive a b m W convertible
when I'm in this whatever with my orange cone?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, did that guy with the orange cone have a
lesser vehicle than you?

Speaker 8 (04:36):
Was?

Speaker 9 (04:37):
It was not It might have been, but still that
doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Oh my god, exact guy.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Just just let let him keep going, let.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Him get.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Stop it.

Speaker 10 (04:50):
Why are you all staring at me like that?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
You just you just said you worked your ass off
for the BMW. Well that guy probably works his ass
off for that cone. I don't know, mate, what's going
on with you today? You just between the host you'll okay, okay, okay,
he wants to go to your next what's up with you?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now? Okay, we'll go to me. So we talked about
millionaires and billionaires all the time, but I'm going to
put into perspective the difference between a million and a billion.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
And you may have read about this already.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
So a million seconds is roughly eleven and a half days.
A billion seconds thirty one and.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
A half years. Wowow, that is the difference.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
So when you see a millionaire and a billionaire, there
is a drastic difference in the amount of money that
these people have.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
So and how do we use this?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Um? So back a few months ago, I was throwing
some shade to a new billionaire, and I guess that
still kind of applies. That you'll never spend that much money. Ever,
you will never spend a billion dollars. So if I ever,
you know, one of these days, I will become almost
a billionaire, but I'll never be a billionaire anything over
at nine hundred ninety nine million, I'm just kidding, Well,

(06:05):
what's the I.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
Mean, really, at the point where you're a millionaire billionaire? Really?
I mean we're ever going to be able to spend
it all either way?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yes, million millionaire.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Now people will burn to a million dollars and be
a millionaire in a Harvey one dream apartment in Manhattan.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Well, I guess I'm talking about millions, not just one.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, well like nine nine million? Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well, the other day, Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos' fiance, what's
her name, She's walking around with that five thousand dollars
coffee cup Biaga coffee cup, a five thousand dollars coffee cup,
just walking down the street.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
I doubt she even paid for it.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
I bet they gave it to a you're probably right,
watch is gonna come steal it?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Scary wants his wants for that coffee cup.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
Maybe he could drink out of his red com on
the tobin there the bottomless pit.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, what's up with you today, prods ham.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
So, I have found the secret to cooking for a
picky eater. My husband is very particular and working with him,
cooking with him in the kitchen has him try more things.
And over the weekend we made stuffed peppers. We used
our partner Victoria sauce. It was delicious. I let him flavor.
I wanted roasted garlic, he picked vodka, and you know what,
it paid off. It was the first time either of

(07:30):
us had vodka sauce stuffed red peppers and it was
absolutely delicious. So if you've got someone like me it's
a little bit picky, just help them cook with you.
Seeing the ingredients really puts it on a whole other level.
So thank you Victoria for your wonderful vodka sauce.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
The vodka is my favorite, he picked. I'm just a
fan of vodka anyway, Gandhi, what's.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Up with you?

Speaker 11 (07:53):
So today is April Fool's Day, which is one of
my favorite days ever. I just wanted to put out
a few fun pranks that you could do to your
friends are co workers without causing too much damage.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
So why are you doing this?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Because I want people to have a good day and
have fun.

Speaker 11 (08:07):
Ahead, come on laughing laughing with people and apt people
is like the greatest I have so much fun. You
have fun with it too, Okay, A simple piece of
tape across the mouse sensor on someone's mouse will make
it stop working and they'll get confused.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Amazing.

Speaker 11 (08:20):
There are ways that you can completely flip the screen
upside down.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
It's different for a Mac and a PC. All you
have to do is google it.

Speaker 11 (08:27):
Never forget that you can put the rubber band around
the nozzle that sprays, so as soon as somebody turns
the water on, they're getting shot in the face with water.
And uh, there's always the mind.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Trick, Gandhi. You can also rearrange somebody's keys on their keyboard.

Speaker 11 (08:43):
You could rearrange keys on the key Can you do that?
Mine all stuck together?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Actually, you got on some keyboards.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You can just pop them off and then just put
them on different spot and when they go to type,
everything's off.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
I like that. These are good ideas.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
So those have done that.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Okay, easy fun mind trick. The mind trick.

Speaker 11 (08:59):
Just act like you're going to do something to somebody
all day, have them on their toes, and don't do.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
It like you're doing to Andrew today.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Andrew convince himself of that I didn't.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Even do it. What can we get him in here?

Speaker 5 (09:08):
He's in a podcast recording?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Is that what he does? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:15):
What podcast is recording right now?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
That would be a good time to do something to him.

Speaker 11 (09:19):
Okay, oh boy, can I have five minutes please?

Speaker 8 (09:22):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Whatever you need to be back. Have we done three
things yet? I think we did?

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
We did?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yeah? We did?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Wait, did we know, we didn't

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