April 16, 2025 • 2 mins
Here are your daily horoscopes for April 16th, 2025.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Let's get into your horoscopes with producer Sam Hi. Oh,
who are you doing with today?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Elvis? I sent them to you if you would do
the honors.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't have them. Hold on, Jesusuka,
where are they here?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
They are?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Got hey? Celebrity birthdays? Wow, good god man. If you
celebrate your birthday today, you celebrate with Chance the Rapper,
Martin Lawrence Acon and John Cryer. Wow, okay, and then
throwing a little Kareem abdul jabbar and you got a parday.
Let's you today is your day? Happy banana day? All right, Capricorn,
(00:42):
you are really making Are you really making the time
to enjoy your tiny blessings? Capricorn? Recognizing those blessings will
improve your mood. Your days of.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Six Aquary is something that didn't serve you in the
past might come in handy soon, so don't permanently write
it off.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Your day's a five, hey, Pisces. The situations at hand
can turn or not for the better with some balanced thought,
so don't move so hastily. Your day's a nine, Hey, Aries.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Things are rocky right now, but it is temporary. Rely
on a trusted source, ground yourself, and you'll get through
your days of seven.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Good advice for Tarus. You're learning to put your needs
first and that's amazing. Listen to what the discomfort has
to say. What pardon me, I can't. I can't listen
to you right now. I'm listening to what my discomfort
must tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's dairy for me.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, Taris, your day's an eight, Jebini.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Are you putting too much effort into a person who
doesn't return the favor? Take your time back. Your day's
of ten.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hey Cancer, You won't get recognition for everything you accomplish,
but don't let that discourage you as you continue to
grow your days of six.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Hey Leo, it's been a while since you've taken some chances,
so try something that makes you feel a little extra risky. Today,
your day's a nine, Hey Vogo.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Remember it's better to be the thread that strings things
together and not the one that binds someone's hands down.
Are you a virgo of Nate.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, I'm a capricolm.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm a virgo sounds chempak who show it's binding people's
hands down? Anyway, your day is a nine. Virgo Libra.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Sudden endings might be disheartening, but remember they are natural.
It means it wasn't important to the bigger picture. Your
day's an eight.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Hey, Scorpio, who says spotan eighty is a bad thing?
Sometimes your best decisions are made immediately. Your day's a seven.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And finally, Sagittarius, you've been growing a lot lately. Enjoy
the new energy that you're bringing yourself. Your days an eight,
and those are you. Wednesday morning horoscopes
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Let's get into your horoscopes with producer Sam Hi. Oh,
who are you doing with today?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Elvis? I sent them to you if you would do
the honors.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't have them. Hold on, Jesusuka,
where are they here?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
They are?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Got hey? Celebrity birthdays? Wow, good god man. If you
celebrate your birthday today, you celebrate with Chance the Rapper,
Martin Lawrence Acon and John Cryer. Wow, okay, and then
throwing a little Kareem abdul jabbar and you got a parday.
Let's you today is your day? Happy banana day? All right, Capricorn,
(00:42):
you are really making Are you really making the time
to enjoy your tiny blessings? Capricorn? Recognizing those blessings will
improve your mood. Your days of.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Six Aquary is something that didn't serve you in the
past might come in handy soon, so don't permanently write
it off.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Your day's a five, hey, Pisces. The situations at hand
can turn or not for the better with some balanced thought,
so don't move so hastily. Your day's a nine, Hey, Aries.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Things are rocky right now, but it is temporary. Rely
on a trusted source, ground yourself, and you'll get through
your days of seven.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Good advice for Tarus. You're learning to put your needs
first and that's amazing. Listen to what the discomfort has
to say. What pardon me, I can't. I can't listen
to you right now. I'm listening to what my discomfort
must tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's dairy for me.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, Taris, your day's an eight, Jebini.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Are you putting too much effort into a person who
doesn't return the favor? Take your time back. Your day's
of ten.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hey Cancer, You won't get recognition for everything you accomplish,
but don't let that discourage you as you continue to
grow your days of six.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Hey Leo, it's been a while since you've taken some chances,
so try something that makes you feel a little extra risky. Today,
your day's a nine, Hey Vogo.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Remember it's better to be the thread that strings things
together and not the one that binds someone's hands down.
Are you a virgo of Nate.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, I'm a capricolm.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm a virgo sounds chempak who show it's binding people's
hands down? Anyway, your day is a nine. Virgo Libra.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Sudden endings might be disheartening, but remember they are natural.
It means it wasn't important to the bigger picture. Your
day's an eight.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Hey, Scorpio, who says spotan eighty is a bad thing?
Sometimes your best decisions are made immediately. Your day's a seven.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And finally, Sagittarius, you've been growing a lot lately. Enjoy
the new energy that you're bringing yourself. Your days an eight,
and those are you. Wednesday morning horoscopes
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