FULL SHOW: The Day Ring Cameras Exposed Us

From childhood play disasters to wild Ring camera footage, today’s show is full of unexpected confessions. We call out fake apologies, reveal secret dream pets, and Gandhi doubles down on hating her best friend’s boyfriend.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get up like the butt crack of dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I think Daddy's buying today. I'm gonna come to your
beds side tonight.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Do you have Okay, let's let's say brand and your boyfriend,
did you have any frantic because just had you put
up with him because you have to?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, Danielle, you're in Sheldon. Maybe, yeah, Le, let's go
out to dinner.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're like, he had one person that I said, do
I have to go? And he was like, yes, Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I think we all have those and that's natural, and
we don't all we don't always agree with our partners
and who's great and fun to hang out with, right,
But I'm just wanting to do just ever cause a
problem or you just kind of give in, you smile,
grin and Barrett okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Think you kind of have to grin and beartt if
it's not something egregious and they're still friends, I think
you kind of have to suck it up.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well have you ever have they ever had a friend
or colleague whatever and you just flat out no, I'm
not going I will never go out with you with
them ever, you're on your own go.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I've actually done that to my parents. Does that count?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, we'll talk about that. What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
My parents have friends that I have very strong feelings
about and I do not like them, and I will
not be around them, and I've drawn my line in
the sand. And my parents have a really hard time
accepting that because they're like, well, you're in town, blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I'm like, right, I'm in town.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Why are you trying to hang out with these people
when you know that there is one set of people
that drive me up a wall, and it's these two.
So I told them, if you're going to force me
to hang out with them, you're gonna have to accept
any of my reactions to things that are said.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Real quick.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
And so yeah, so they're like, okay, you stay home.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, was it yesterday we were talking? Why did I
bring up the game? Red Rover? Red Rover? What we
were talking about? Something?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
We were picking teams the other day for family feud.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yes, that was two days ago. Yeah, it triggered something.
Three days it triggered something, I mean, and I've been
thinking about it every ever since because when I was
a kid, I was never chosen red Rover. I was
never chosen for softball, I was never chosen for anything
because I was the least athletic in the in the

(02:40):
area code, and so I was never chosen. And you know,
and I started to put two and two together about
how that how it affects me later in life as
an adult, How does it?

Speaker 7 (02:51):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well, I do you know, sometimes I'm not in It's
not when I'm not included in Red Rover, Red Rover,
because we're beyond that. My relationships being accepted by other
people is kind of a thing for me. And you know,
when with every little thing that you deal with in
older life, you can, you can, if you give some

(03:15):
thought to it, you can trace it back to your childhood.
Things that happened to you, Things that were traumatic to
you as a child. You know, they they last with
you for your forever, especially if you don't address them
or like I think, you know, going through the Red
Rover red Rover memory, actually make sure you go Okay,

(03:36):
let me acknowledge the fact that the reason why sometimes
I feel a little butt hurt when I'm not accepted
by everyone goes back to that I can't let it go.
Can you think of anything in your life that's kind
of like that from your childhood that still affects you
negatively today, yng Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't so.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I think I am almost the opposite of that. I
don't know if it's a negative thing or not. But
because I never fit in an because there weren't a
bunch of Indian kids where I grew up, I got
used to then not caring about fitting in because it
just was never gonna happen for me. I didn't fit
in with the white kids, I didn't fit in with
the black kids or the Spanish kids or whatever. I
was always the other always, so I just got very

(04:15):
used to it. So I think that my desire now
to fit in and for people to accept me kind
of went in the other direction because I just thought, well,
it's never gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
So wow, I actually went in a healthy direction for you.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
But it didn't feel good when I was little, well, no,
not at all?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
And can can you? Is is there one little tiny
raw nerve still there from that? Of course?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (04:35):
And I think too it's not always a great thing
that I don't care what other people think. I think
that there are some times that you should care and
that you should pay attention to the room and what's
happening and not just be like, well f it, I'm
gonna do me, you know. So I don't think it's
always a good thing, but definitely there are raw nerves
for sure.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well let me just tell you something. I know for
a fat you were with people that love you very much.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Aw shucks, Yanes. Guys, you guys are the best.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
We accept you for everything.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
As much of a menace as you can be.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
Absolutely, you keep trying, You keep trying to tear us downs.
You guys are always We're always extinguishing stupid fires.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
What about you, Daniel? Can you think of anything from childhood?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I remember, I can. I can remember exactly what kids
picked on me and their names, because you know, I
remember I had my nose job done in college and
I remember this one kid John calling me two can
and all those things.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
But it's crazy because I don't feel like the bullying
ever really bothered me. I think I was the type
of person that I kind of let it roll off
and I was just like, eh, I think what you want.
I don't care. And then when I got my nose
job done. It was actually because of professional reasons that
I wanted it done at the time. It wasn't because
of John and his two can jokes.

Speaker 10 (05:52):
I don't know, Okay, So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You can't maybe, but keep in mind, Look, I'm not
asking you to tear yourself apart trying to find out
what's wrong with you. So this is not what this
is about. But there may be other things, like if
you have if you have any difficulty in dealing with something,
let's say, in in your community or with your family
or whatever, you can kind of sometimes if you think
hard enough, you can track it back to something that

(06:17):
happened to you as a kid. And I'm not saying
you should and you will and you may be perfect
in every way. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
From from that.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I can.

Speaker 11 (06:27):
All of you are so glorious.

Speaker 12 (06:34):
Can I start my days?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I hear you have a phone tap, Damie, I do, Okay.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
So Mandy is stopping her husband Donald. They have considered
selling their house, but they have decided against it. So
Mandy's like, I really still want to put the house
on the market, so maybe we'll mess with my husband
and pretend that I did.

Speaker 13 (07:03):
So.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm calling as the reeltor all.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Right, see what happened to Daniel's Potapo.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Hi, I'm looking for Mandy Boomriolla.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Please that's not here right now?

Speaker 13 (07:12):
Can I take a message?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
This is Lisa Kessley from I'm your real Estate. I'm
calling to set up the open house for this Sunday.

Speaker 13 (07:22):
You're supposed to do a open house this weekend, Yes.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Sunday from twelve to four. We had discussed because your
house is on the market and you're looking for buyers.

Speaker 14 (07:32):
No, our house is not out of market.

Speaker 13 (07:33):
When when? What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Okay, okay, So Mandy who Amriella owns the house. Her
name is on the mortgage, and I had a conversation she.

Speaker 13 (07:41):
John o'bam who owns the house. Who you're talking to
right now?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, I apologize because I'm very shocked that you don't
know about any of this. But she and I had
a conversation and we went over the papers. I've been
to the house to make sure.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Are you talking about well I've been to the house
to make.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Sure that it looks good, it's presentable. I've given her
some tips and suggestions how to make the house look more.

Speaker 13 (08:06):
Look. We had been discussing this, but we had come
to the conclusion that it's better to stay put.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
So, sir, I think you should learn to communicate with
your wife a little bit more, because obviously the house
is for sale.

Speaker 15 (08:18):
Lady, who the hell are you?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Okay, I don't think I'm her wheel door and I
the house is on the market. I have the paperwork sign.
I will be coming to your house and putting my
real estate sign in your lawn, and I'll be.

Speaker 13 (08:29):
Calling the authorities to drag your act off of my
lawn because my health is not for sale.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Lady, Oh, Mandy you there, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You know he's going to call you any second now,
So miss the call and we'll call him back.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, okay, okay, hell.

Speaker 13 (08:50):
Hey, did you book the house for an open house
on Sunday? Yes? What? Oh, it's an open house. That's it.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
That's it.

Speaker 13 (09:03):
I don't lady calling me for the Reichs telling me
that the papers are fined.

Speaker 16 (09:09):
No, I'm into the beld house.

Speaker 13 (09:10):
I didn't sell.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean papers are signed, meaning that she.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Can represent us.

Speaker 14 (09:14):
What is wrong with your head?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
So if you get back from playing golf and I
tell you that we're about to make like a load
of money, that's not okay with you.

Speaker 17 (09:22):
I'm not a good surprise.

Speaker 13 (09:24):
That's fine making you a load of money.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
But if you would discuss it?

Speaker 18 (09:28):
How about it?

Speaker 13 (09:29):
Like they see I'm gonna go down to Deli, but
instead I'm at a strip club getting lacked dance.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
How about that?

Speaker 13 (09:35):
It's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying. I'm not no, no, no, no,
that is what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
How about it?

Speaker 13 (09:39):
Buy Like why I go down to the Harley store
and tell you I'm at the shop kitchen.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I got to go, but we're doing it.

Speaker 14 (09:48):
I gotta go, all right?

Speaker 15 (09:50):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Hello, your wife just called me and told me that
we have to cancel the open house on Sunday. Yes
next time, could you too? Please get your fact straight
before you waste my time. I have a lot of
other clients that I'm dealing with.

Speaker 13 (10:05):
Make sure that you're talking to the other person who
owns the house. Why don't you try that one?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Okay, First of all, your name is not on the mortgage.
It's just her name on the mortgage. So obviously you
didn't put any money down to buy this house because
she did and you just moved in.

Speaker 13 (10:17):
So my name is on every check that goes to
every mortgage gament.

Speaker 17 (10:21):
So why don't you mind?

Speaker 18 (10:22):
You?

Speaker 7 (10:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well, what if we put you on the radio?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Then?

Speaker 19 (10:26):
What this is?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Daniel Narrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
You just got a phone tap.

Speaker 14 (10:31):
I'm a.

Speaker 13 (10:34):
Oh my god, you guys are gonna kill me Elvis.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
This phone table was tree recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Hey, Diamond, just give me something fun? Can you give
me some fun called diamond? But only call it your fun.
I have a contest that cannot be lost. You cannot lose.

Speaker 20 (11:08):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I'll try it out on Danielle. It's the homophonic spelling Bean.

Speaker 21 (11:16):
Do you know what a.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Homophone is?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I must say it right. Words that sound the same
but have different meanings, ah and quite often different spellings.
You cannot lose Okay, Okay, I'm gonna give you, but
you have to focus. Okay, you have to focus, and
you have to get into my mind because I'm going
to say a word that has different meanings and it

(11:44):
could be spelled differently depending on the meaning. Okay, the
word need need spell the need I'm thinking of n
E ed No, I'm just thinking need is a bread Hey,
n e A D. I thought you said I can't lose.
I thought we had a fire winner.

Speaker 10 (12:08):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
What's that scary? I like this homophone game. Oh, you're
making fun because I called it a homophone hob phone.
That's more fun when you say homopun a homophone homophone is.
But it's right here in my pockets, apple, my phone
is a homophone homophone. Oh god, Oh, I hit the

(12:39):
emergency button. Hold on? Do you ever hit the button?
Like so many times an emergency call and it starts
counting down. They're going to call it, and it starts going,
what happened? Did they call you?

Speaker 5 (12:49):
They call you back if you don't answer, or if
you just let it keep going, because I've done that
a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Nine to one one literally calls you back and says
are you okay?

Speaker 19 (12:57):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
My mom's wearing a heart monitor right now for some test. Right,
so she has to have a phone near her because
that's what monitors in. Since she puts it in her
back pocket and sits on it, and so it's like,
are you having an episode? Would you like to track it?
Because she sat on the buttons like, mo, what.

Speaker 13 (13:14):
Are you doing?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
She's a dialing? Yes, she is right, but we have
someone to have someone fun? Oh, we have someone fun.
Security of music for this? I do number one. Okay,
it's now time for homophonic fun. Oh, let's go talk
to Nicole Hei. Nicole, Hello, wouldn't you love to play
a game where you're guaranteed to win?

Speaker 7 (13:36):
I would absolutely love to play a game where I'm
guaranteed to win.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Well, welcome to homophonic fun. I just don't know if
I'm saying it correctly.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I think you're fine.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Again, the homophone is my cell phone. But this is full,
this is full of homo fun. All right. So I'm
gonna give you a word, homophonic word, and you got
to tell me how to spell it.

Speaker 22 (13:58):
Okay, ready, ready two.

Speaker 21 (14:04):
T o oh that's what I was thinking of.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
It kind of been t O or t w o ye.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
She got it, she said, I'm sorry, I'm not in right.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Here's another one made made.

Speaker 13 (14:19):
M A t E.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 22 (14:24):
I'm killing right now.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Here's a tricky one there, t h E r E. No,
I'm taking t h e y apostrophe r E.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, nobody thinks that.

Speaker 16 (14:40):
All right, I'll get the next one I did.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
They're they're in there all right, right, focus, focus, focus,
get into my brain and spell great the way I'm
spelling it. The word great.

Speaker 22 (14:54):
Okay, great, like I'm doing really great at this game.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Ge are.

Speaker 13 (15:03):
A T yes?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Great?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Really?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
See knowing you, I thought you would have been talking
about the cheese one.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, great, g r A t E or the great
that's all like over a whole.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
That's true. That's another one.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
All right, So you have two correct and one and
three three correct. Okay, here's another one.

Speaker 23 (15:25):
I okay, this is the trickiest one you've given me yet,
but I think I.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yes, that's great. Hey, Nicole, by the way, isn't a
car full of teachers?

Speaker 10 (15:43):
Oh?

Speaker 24 (15:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (15:44):
You know that's on speakerphone because I know that that
could sometimes make it hard for you guys to hear,
but you.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Can feel free to turn around and ask for help,
because now the new word is meat.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Meat.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Okay, okay, hold on.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Think about it closely. Which meat is the gay radio
host thinking of?

Speaker 23 (16:05):
Okay, so what do you think he's thinking of?

Speaker 21 (16:11):
We say m e A T.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh, my gosh, you're sweeping. You're sweeping. It could have
been m e e T, but it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
P e n I s.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
No, Danielle. Danielle's e e T for some m e
A T. Let's move on here we go focus now
because this could be spelled different ways. I want you
to spell it the way I'm thinking of. So the
word is so.

Speaker 23 (16:41):
So okay, I'm going to go with s o W.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
So that's oh, that's sow. Were you thinking of s?
You were thinking of s e W?

Speaker 22 (16:58):
Oh my gosh, do not tell my students, will hold
on to.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, hold on everyone, hold on? Can s O W B?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
So?

Speaker 25 (17:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Like I think it's like so your oats type of sewing.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Well, that would be s e W, wouldn't it. I
don't know. I will look it up it up.

Speaker 26 (17:11):
No, No, Gandhi is on.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Right, She's always right, there's three. She's always the student
that sits at the front of the classroom, and we
always make fun of if s O W could have
been correct, it wasn't there thinking of it. Okay, we
have two more to go.

Speaker 13 (17:29):
All right.

Speaker 15 (17:30):
That's just shows how domestic I am.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay, here we go, night.

Speaker 23 (17:36):
Night.

Speaker 26 (17:37):
Okay, I'm gonna go with m I.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
G h T. No, sorry, I was thinking Knight isn't
shining armor? All right, I don't that.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
The teachers are yelling at her.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Is the dumbest game this game.

Speaker 12 (18:00):
Use it a sentence.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
No, I'm gonna give you one more.

Speaker 19 (18:06):
Okay, what is she up to?

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Well, it's around forty dollars, it's it's been back and forth.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
All right, one more word? Okay, as we play homophonic
spelling bee mm hmmm Rain.

Speaker 27 (18:22):
Rain, Okay, be careful. I know this is This is
tough because I'm thinking of who I'm talking to, and
I'm like, okay, Rain, you like queen, so we have.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Very good, very good. You're on the right track.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
Okay, Rain, Lady Gaga rain on me.

Speaker 22 (18:37):
But okay, we'll go with Rain like the royalty.

Speaker 23 (18:41):
Pe gona help me out here?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Can you spell Rain is a royalty?

Speaker 13 (18:44):
Yes?

Speaker 26 (18:45):
R E I G eight N WHOA.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
R E I g N.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
That is correct rain like you said. It could be
like rain is in Queen, or it could be rain
on me as in Gaga.

Speaker 23 (19:13):
I know, I know my audience here.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
All right, So Nate is in for me that you
just won fifty dollars. Thanks for playing homophonic spelling bee.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Let's do again.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
We're never going to do that ever again. Hey, so,
how many teachers? How many teachers are in the car
with you, Nicole?

Speaker 7 (19:36):
Three other teachers?

Speaker 22 (19:36):
I mean listening to everything the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
I love that you. Please give them our best. We
love our we love our educators, we love our teachers.
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I will and we love you.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
You don't teach spelling?

Speaker 19 (19:49):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
By chance?

Speaker 23 (19:50):
Maybe I'll do a spelling bee today?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Okay on the radio?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
All right, thank you, Nicole, thank you? What's that scary Elvis?
Your homo phone is ringing?

Speaker 15 (19:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Okay, should I get that?

Speaker 23 (20:00):
All right? Hello?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Hello, thanks for calling the homophone. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
listening to us on delay? There's a delayed homophone. Hello Hello.
That's this is what we call a failure of a call.

(20:27):
Hold on Hello, Thanks for calling the homophone.

Speaker 21 (20:29):
Hello, my Hi, is this uhls it is?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
It really is? Who's this?

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (20:40):
This is actually Jonathan?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Hi, Jonathan, I just picked up your phone at random.
It's like it's happenstance as they call it, really scary
spell happenstance. Happenstance h A P p E n S
t A n c E sounds good. So Jonathan, what
are you doing?

Speaker 21 (21:01):
I have to do my shift. I do like part time.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
With Lift. So oh good. You sound very hesitant being
on the phone with this because you don't know what
it's about to happen. It's about to play another round
of homophonic spelling. Spelled flower, but spelled flower in the
way I'm thinking of flower fl ll w e r.

Speaker 21 (21:27):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
It could have been flower, but you spelled flower.

Speaker 12 (21:33):
Flower all u are?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Oh no, you get the right one. Okay, I'm gonna
give you one more. The word is wood w d
oh I was spelling. I was spelling it.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
W O U l G.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Okay, okay, one more, one more by.

Speaker 12 (21:51):
B oh wow b y e b y e absolutely.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
As in, please hold how much money did Jonathan just win? Hey?
Whatever you want to give him? Melvis all right, all right,
money all the way. Thanks thanks for playing a homophonic
spelling beat that was just a barrel of monkeys. All right, Well, okay,

(22:20):
I think I enjoyed that.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
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I have a restraining order against them. Oh, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Okay, so you know I have the house in Santa Fe. Yeah,
and it has a ring that doorbells stuff and I
watch it every day and it so happens that our engineer,
engineer Jeff is staying there doing some work on the
studios and stuff. And so I'm not trying to I'm
not trying to, like, uh, spy on him. I just
always checked the ring camera to see who's been there,

(23:16):
who rang the doorbell in case we have a package
or something. Anyway, But so last night I just saw
something weird. There was a ring, so so when rang
my doorbell, so I was like, who's this and I
showed you the footage. It's two friends of Jeff. Jeff
said he was going out with friends last night. Okay,
so two friends of Jeff. Two they look like the

(23:36):
radio engineers. I'm not gonna say, they just kind of
fit the profile.

Speaker 12 (23:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
So I'm like, I felt kind of achy. I'm like, oh,
I feel weird kind of looking in you know. Yeah,
and then and that they come in and you know,
they're hanging out with Jeff, and then they leave and
do with this thing whatever they went out last night,
and I'm starting to I felt dirty. I feel like
I'm spying on our friends.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Joe, don't dirty, it's your house, right exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
He wasn't doing anything that he shouldn't be doing. No,
he even told me he was going out with some friends,
and that's fine. Okay. So I'm thinking, what have you
caught on your ring camera? Because obviously I caught nothing,
nothing of any you know, scandal. Yeah, I know, Danielle
said she was caught toilet papering the neighborhood.

Speaker 13 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I always go to my friend's houses the night before Halloween,
and like, you know, toilet paper people's houses.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
So how many people caught you on their ring system? See,
I would do anything. I bet they still have it.
Can they send that to us?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
They probably could.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
If if you have it, please send it to me.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
I would love to see Danielle like tiptoeing around with
toilet paper now when I.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Go to parties. Now that's the big thing. Oh, daniel
we still have you toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
In our house?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Like, great, Froggy, you have a ring system? Have' you
ever caught anything?

Speaker 12 (24:47):
Well, we've got a doorbell camera. But what happens is
is sometimes Lisa's out of town, and when Lisa's out
of town, I'm a little more cattalier about things. And
so one night I'm taking the dogs out. They're taking
too long, so I had to pee real bad. I
didn't have time to go back in the house. I
just went outside. That comes on the door camera and says,
are you really peeing in the front yard?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (25:05):
I'm like, why are you watching me? I'm taking the
dugs out. She's like, no, you're not. I see you
peeing in the bushes. Stop go in the House's weird.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
I have a friend who peys in the yard too.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (25:17):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (25:17):
Sometimes the dogs take too long, and when you see
somebody else going, you got to go, hey, Jules, how
you doing?

Speaker 26 (25:22):
Oh good?

Speaker 16 (25:23):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Okay, so you have a ring system on your house, obviously,
what did you catch?

Speaker 22 (25:28):
So my husband and I caught one of our neighbors
at four am drunk, naked and dancing with his cat.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yes, dancing with his cat in front of your front door.

Speaker 22 (25:40):
Yeah, we live in an apartment building, so it's not
as crazy, I guess, but still pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Was it like a slow dance with his cat while
he was naked? Or were they dance into something with
a beat.

Speaker 15 (25:53):
Of a slow dance?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Okay, all right, yeah, i'd like to see that. You
save it.

Speaker 22 (26:02):
And he's the owner of a restaurant in like our Okay, well, just.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Don't give to all right?

Speaker 22 (26:08):
Oh we always laugh.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Did you did you tell him that you saw it?

Speaker 22 (26:13):
No, we've never told him, but it's we wanted to
keep happening. It's happened more than one and he's.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Totally nude dancing with his cat.

Speaker 14 (26:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I think that's kind of sweet.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh all right, well, thank you for listening. Tell your
neighbor we said, I.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
We live in the house of the they called them
the naked man used to live in my house. So
he did everything naked. He'd get the mail naked, he'd
barbecue naked, He'd do everything naked. So I wish they
had the ring back.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
When he would have been Maybe you could continue the tradition.
Hello is this karm Yes it is Hey, all right,
so what did you catch on your ring doorbell camera?

Speaker 21 (26:52):
Well, I have my emotion set up or pre records everything.

Speaker 14 (26:55):
So this door to door man start.

Speaker 21 (26:57):
Walking on my walking up to the door, pushes button,
he walks back, reaches in his pants, adjusted myself and
does the little man squat yep, butsches it again. So
this time we answered the door and he's acting if
we want to buy any package meat.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Oh see, the answer could have been yes until you
saw him adjusting his own meat.

Speaker 21 (27:22):
God, yeah, yeah, noulous.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I actually have a friend who caught someone coming to
her house while they were pet sitting and brought a
person with them who was a convicted felon, and they
got into a huge fight.

Speaker 15 (27:37):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You know, in this day and age where we have
traffic cameras everywhere, we have cameras on every building for
security reasons. Now we have them on our houses. You
really shouldn't be doing anything because someone's going to catch you,
all right, K, thanks for listening to us. And did
you did you end up buying the meat?

Speaker 13 (27:52):
No?

Speaker 12 (27:52):
No, no, there there you go.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
All right, thank you. And sometimes you catch things that
don't involve people like Frank, what did you see on
your ring camera footage?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (28:04):
So I was I get all these uh you know,
notifications throughout the night and everything, and I was finding like,
you know, weird stuff all over like my front porch,
and so I look at the ring and there's like
the underground cat flight club and sightly orgy session on

(28:25):
my front float like every single night.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
So they're like doing each other. Cats on your front porch,
like fighting and doing each other and like getting jealous
of other cats.

Speaker 18 (28:34):
And yeah, you would have to see this to believe.

Speaker 17 (28:37):
It's unbelievable. They like circle around and these you know,
these two cats and they're like shiant cat like and
they're they're going at it and then after that they're like,
you know, they take the hottest looking cat home or
whatever and.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
The same funny, Well are you how did you determine
it's the hottest looking it was? It was a Caliko.
This colico cat was just full of colors. That's so cool, Frank,
go ahead.

Speaker 18 (29:06):
I'm just pursuing.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, I'm assuming that's the hottest cat. That's the popular cat.
I'm frank, thank you very much. I love that. I
love this. If you don't have a ring system or
one of these systems, you got to get one because
there's all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 12 (29:21):
Going on when you're not looking.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Hey, Victoria, hey, hey, welcome to the show. All right,
So your cousin caught something on his or her is
her his his his his ring camera? What you cat?

Speaker 26 (29:35):
So he saw the lawn, meetenance sky, pull a microwave
out of his truck, walk over to my cousin's door
where the electrical outlet was outside, plugged in his microwave,
and heat it up his lunch.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
And there's nothing really awful about it, but you just
have to agree it's something they would not have done
had they known.

Speaker 26 (29:51):
You were watching, you know exactly, And we work together.
So all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you just
hear my cousin just hysterically laughing in his office because
he was watching this on his ring camera.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Wow, I guess that's kind of a good thing if
you work in the road, take your own microwife with me. Victoria,
thank you for listening to it. B Yom, Hello, Jessica, Hi,
good morning, good morning. So your dad, now what would
he do with his ring camera? See, this is a
whole new approach.

Speaker 15 (30:22):
My that's horrible. So my dad like very early in
the morning, and my sister still live at home, so
when they were going to work at like six seven
o'clock in the morning, on occasion, he'll steer them through
the ring system and like watch the reaction and then
posted on Facebook. One time when he went to go
do it, he saw there was my sister went outside

(30:43):
and there was a huge deer like standing right up
down the door, and my sister was panicking. He didn't
know what to do, and he was like hysterical laughing
over the ring And of course he obviously posted this
video on Facebook as well.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
See that's the thing. Anything that you catch on your
ring yeah, or your whatever system you have, you can
you can email it to yourself and you can post it.

Speaker 28 (31:03):
Was he was in heaven.

Speaker 15 (31:05):
He's like, this is the greatest day of my Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
I bet a lot of dads catch their daughters coming
home from a date and they're like sucking tongue on
the front porch.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
There's no sneaking in.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
And out of the house anymore, there's no coming home later.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
This is what This is where you gotta know the
art of sneaking in and out of windows. I think
they'll figure it out.

Speaker 13 (31:28):
I did.

Speaker 15 (31:30):
Are older, so I'm hoping there's so much sneaking.

Speaker 12 (31:33):
Out I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
It's got fun. You're never too old to sneak in
and out of the window. All right, Jessica, you want
to do one more?

Speaker 13 (31:42):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Jess Hi, how are you? I'm fine? So you caught
someone doing what on your ring camera?

Speaker 27 (31:48):
So we have the Amazon blank camera.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Okay, blank is fabulous too.

Speaker 27 (31:54):
I caught someone breaking into my car in the middle
of the night. They had a key fob. They just
walked up in my driveway, used the key fob to
unlock the door, went into my car, rummaged through everything,
didn't take anything, and then locked the door and walked away.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
WHOA wow? Did did you catch them? Do they know
who they were?

Speaker 15 (32:14):
We don't know who they were.

Speaker 27 (32:15):
We called the police department, and they came out and
they took a copy of the video and then they
fingerprinted my whole car.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
But we still cat Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Now you're happy that no one took anything, But at
the same time, you're like, too, there was I didn't
have anything that was worth anything in your car.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
They're in your space.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Yeah, like they left something like a GPS tracker, Like
what do you want? Why are you here?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I don't like the fact that they can do that.
They can make a key fob like that.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah, well, welcome to the world. And I have one
more from Jonathan. You caught someone and doing something and
it was actually good. You caught them, right, tell them
what you saw, Jonathan?

Speaker 13 (32:52):
I sure.

Speaker 14 (32:52):
Did I call my sister in law king the side
of my truck?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
That's not funny. You're sister in law. I mean, did
you know that she had a problem with you before
this happened.

Speaker 14 (33:05):
Well, we were actually having a family fight inside the
house and escalated and she stormed off and figured instead
of continuing the fight, she would ironic coin down the
side of my truck.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
To kill God.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
So how long ago was that, Jonathan?

Speaker 14 (33:21):
It was like a year and a half ago. Now,
so the truck's been fixed since and we're still about talking.
But yeah, that was it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Why not did she pay for the damage?

Speaker 13 (33:31):
No?

Speaker 14 (33:31):
Actually her dad ended up paying for the damage.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh god, family, the ring came out. I saw you
keying my truck.

Speaker 12 (33:43):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
All right, keep in mind you're always being watching no
matter what you're doing. Jonathan, thank you for listening, and
go have a good day.

Speaker 14 (33:49):
Okay, thank you, Love you guys.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I love you too, Love you too. Wow, they're watching
us right now.

Speaker 13 (33:55):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Of course they are.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah, It's like I wanted to just watch footage of
someone waiting for me to open the door and they're
just like picking their nose. Yes, those are the funny ones.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Haha, laugh, funny. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Are we even on?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
He looks at my dog escaking? This is all I
do all day. This is why if you're a stay
stay at home mom or dad, all you do is
chase kids around all day.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
It's like, is there is there more to life? I
need more? How did he get out? I closed the door?
All right, so he's upstairs.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Thank that one. He just gets the trucks over everything.
I love it.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
He's huge, He's massive, he knocks furniture over. I'm like
he was supposed to He was supposed to be like
maybe ten pounds. He needs at least twenty pounds by now. Wow,
what about you, Nate? What are you doing this weekend?

Speaker 13 (34:55):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (34:55):
Well, we are going to my friend Jason's and he
has a new puppy, and so we're gonna trial out
another dog for me to see if I have another
allergic reaction.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
What kind of dog is it?

Speaker 10 (35:07):
It's uh, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (35:09):
I don't know dogs. I mean, you're allergic to them,
so you just avoid them. But it looks like one
of those dogs. You know those toys that they're the
dog toy that walks around. It looks like one of those.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Things, the dog toy that walks around.

Speaker 10 (35:23):
You know, it's like the wind up toy and it
goes and it, you know, kind of shakes.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
Well, that's that's one way you could have a dog
and not be allergic. You know what I mean, I
get a wind up dog. It looks like the dog
a smaller version of Scotti's dog. Whatever dog that is,
Collie whatever.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
He has an Australian Shepherd he does.

Speaker 10 (35:41):
It looks like a small one of those.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
They have many versions.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
They're so cute, all right, So you really do want
a dog, but you just the Heather really wants one,
and I'm trying to, you know, trying to do what
I can. I've done allergy shots, I've got this new
inhaler I take every night and everything I can.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Are you allergic to raccoons? Have you thought about a raccoon?

Speaker 10 (36:00):
I'm pretty where would I even try it?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Like?

Speaker 10 (36:04):
You hang out with a raccoon? What near my trash bins?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
I mean, they're very they're very handsy. Don't don't get
in your raccoons.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I find it nice that Heather would rather have you
than a dog.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Though you know, he's had him for years and he
says that they're great.

Speaker 10 (36:21):
They're not that. I don't know. I kind of want
a little manlier looking dog.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Then, who but the one that wind up dog you're
talking about. It doesn't sound very many. By the way,
what is a manly looking dog?

Speaker 12 (36:30):
I want a more manly looking dog.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Froggy's got kind of manly looking dogs. I mean, let's
face it, like if you had a labrador. He's a
man's man. But or like those retriever things.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Beggars can't beat cheers over here.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
You take what you don't sneeze from.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Now, I try it, Danielle, get a big golden doodle.
They're big and they look like bears.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
I don't like it. I don't want anything with it.
I'm sorry, I don't want I don't want any.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Podle in it. Keep from doodles like golden doodles are
right there. Those are awesome dogs.

Speaker 20 (37:01):
I just want.

Speaker 12 (37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
I know they make them for people that can't have
dogs that you know they're like me, But I just don't.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
That would be you.

Speaker 12 (37:08):
Yeah, you would be a candidate for a golden sounds
like to me.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
You shouldn't get a dog. You have no business owning
a dog. If this is how you talk about dogs,
you really have no business owning a dog. You're probably right.
I have them very right, deep seated fear.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
Of dogs period, because of almost dying repeatedly as a child.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Don't get a dog.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
You don't need a dog.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Scary doesn't need a cat. That's it. Oh no, I
need to No, you can't even.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Scary take care of each other. If I get a
bonded pair. Oh, he has it all figured out. A
bonded pair. I've never heard that.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
What's a bonded pair?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I don't know. Some new cat terminology. He's come up
the little.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Couples at the shelter.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
So sometimes like two cats will get along really well,
or two dogs and they will only let you take
both of them because they're so attached to That's.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
What I have with my two. But I still wouldn't
like let them totally take care of each other.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Scary. You cannot, like leave for a week and they
take care of each other. Doesn't They don't know how
to open the cupboard and pour the cat food. It
doesn't work. So long can I leave the litter box
before I have to come back and change it. If
you have two of them, it's twice the pooh and
twice the pea, so you need to change it at
least several times a day, or at least yeah, scoo,
you scoop it out twice or three times.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
You'll have to teach them to use the toilet. I've
seen it. It happens on YouTube. They'll do it.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Don't listen to Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
I gotta say though, my mom's My mom's cat didn't
use the toilet once, but she walked in on him
and he was being in the bowl.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
She was like she didn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
She's like, I'm just going to close the door. I
guess I don't know what to do here. Like it
was one time he did and that was it. It
was the weirdest thing.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yeah, scary, Do not get a pet. Tell your life.
I'm going to end up with kittens. I know. I
am love.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
She's going to be lonely.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
So you have to tell me right now you liked it.
And when the world opens up again and you're going
to be out twenty three out of every twenty four
hours of the day, you don't need. You're going to
be tied down and tether to your house. You're gonna
have to say no to people inviting your places. I'm
telling you right now, that's what stopped me up to
this point. Your spontaneity just to grab a bag and
leave for the weekend will be gone. You can't do that.

(39:09):
You're gonna have front phone someone to feed them. They're great. Look,
I would not be I would not be anywhere near
happy without my Schnauzers. They drive me nuts. I'm tethered
to them. We can only take them to certain places
in certain ways. And it's but I love them. But
that's you're the different guy. Yeah, it's your children. They

(39:30):
are my children.

Speaker 29 (39:31):
They are yep, I love them. I love your dogs
from a distance. I would never be able to have
them for a weekend, I know, but I like to
pet them. I like to cuddle, hanging out with them
for a while.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
That's all you then just go hang out with friends
with dogs. That's all you need to do. You go
hang out with Froggy, go pet his dog dogs. We're
sending for scary down to Jacksonville. He's coming on down.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Michael Appenheimer strikes again. Dear Elvis. My son Milo gets
crazy when telemarketers call the house.

Speaker 21 (40:03):
Mean.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Milo's been away for a while, so he's not familiar
with Michael Oppenheimer. He won't recognize the voice, and Michael
Oppenheimer's relentless sales pitches will drive Milo nuts. Please phone
tap him. He's a crazy, wild guy. As you'll hear,
he's gonna fall for a big time. All right, this
is a phone tap done by Milo's mother Cheryl and

(40:24):
Milo's sister Nina. All right, Scary's gonna play the part
of Michael Oppenheimer selling alarm systems to Milo. Shall we
listen in little hello?

Speaker 20 (40:35):
Oh, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with ht
and Z home security Systems.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
How are you doing today, sir?

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Uh?

Speaker 28 (40:43):
Not too good on my shealick right now?

Speaker 15 (40:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (40:46):
Well?

Speaker 20 (40:46):
Did you know that one in every four homeowners have
had their homes robbed each year?

Speaker 28 (40:51):
I didn't know that. I'm sorry, Can I go because
I really don't feel good?

Speaker 20 (40:54):
Did you know that every eight seconds of burglar breaks
into another home.

Speaker 28 (40:59):
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, sir, but
I really gotta go, all right?

Speaker 20 (41:02):
Did you know that with EACHTZ home security systems, thieves
don't stand a chance to rob you and get away
with your personal belongings?

Speaker 28 (41:10):
Oh, sir, did you hear what I say?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yes? I hear you.

Speaker 28 (41:13):
I said, I don't know feel good. I'm just gonna go,
all right. I don't want to be rude.

Speaker 20 (41:16):
We'll ensure your protection against no.

Speaker 28 (41:18):
I realize this, but I really gotta go. All right,
thank you for your time.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
We have a special offer for you today, Sir.

Speaker 28 (41:23):
No, I realize that, but I'm not interested.

Speaker 20 (41:28):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer EAHTZ Home Security Systems
against Sir. Did you know that one and every four
homeowners have had their homes and robbed each year?

Speaker 28 (41:38):
Listen, man, I've lived in South Africa, which is one
of the most dangerous countries in the entire world. I
don't put a bet with my doors locked. I leave
my windows open. If somebody wants to rob me, then
they can come in and rob me. I really don't care.

Speaker 20 (41:52):
Did you know that every eight seconds of burglar breaks
into another home.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Are you aware of this?

Speaker 28 (41:56):
Well, you told me that before, so I'm aware of it.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
One of those eight second could be you.

Speaker 28 (42:00):
I'm not purchasing anything. I really have to go.

Speaker 20 (42:05):
Well, we seem to have gotten disconnected. This is mister
Michael Oppenheim with HTZ Home Security System.

Speaker 28 (42:11):
I'm actually robbing this house I'm in right now, so
I'm one of the people that you're going after. All right,
Normally to call the police, don't call back.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Normally harassing me, man.

Speaker 28 (42:23):
Stop calling. The first time it was cool because I
was very relaxed, and I said, please don't call back.
But this is the third time in a row you've called,
and I don't appreciate it anymore.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Honestly, you let me finish, sir.

Speaker 28 (42:36):
No, I don't want to hear what you have to say.
I'm not interested in home security system but we have
a limited time. Yes, but I don't even own this house.
I'm not interested. I really, I'm telling you. I already
don't feel good, and I'm telling you please stop.

Speaker 13 (42:49):
Calling my house.

Speaker 28 (42:50):
Do you know? Do you understand if you call the
house again, I'm going to call the police.

Speaker 20 (42:56):
We'll give you the first month free.

Speaker 28 (42:57):
Though I realized this.

Speaker 20 (42:59):
No other security company can come close to this type
of offork.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
All Right, I have to go.

Speaker 28 (43:03):
I'm saying goodbye, and if you call again, they we're
going to have a bit of an issue.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Hello, this is mister Michael Man.

Speaker 28 (43:11):
You've said this before. So did you know that one
in every I realized that one in every five Holmes
gets robbed every forty seconds or whatever you're saying it.

Speaker 20 (43:19):
Actually that was the second fact.

Speaker 28 (43:21):
No, no, I know, that's the second fact. I don't
want to hear it anymore.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Let's eat seconds.

Speaker 28 (43:25):
No, no, I don't want to hear it anymore. Please
stop calling my house, sir.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
All we want to do is make your home secure.

Speaker 28 (43:31):
Listen, man, I have to go now. I'll talk to
you again in like twenty seconds, because they're going to
call back again in like twenty seconds.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
You're a real comedian, aren't you.

Speaker 28 (43:40):
I'm a comedian. Could I get on a comedy special?

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I could get you on the radio.

Speaker 28 (43:44):
You could get me on the radio.

Speaker 20 (43:46):
You want to meet the president of HTZ Home Security.

Speaker 28 (43:49):
I want to meet the president of HTZ.

Speaker 20 (43:51):
Tell you HTZ FM.

Speaker 28 (43:53):
You're making me up.

Speaker 20 (43:55):
Dude, this is scary Jones and you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Are you there but your mom? You must be doka.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
No way, man.

Speaker 28 (44:03):
My grandfather he just said to me, it's probably those
crazy people from the radio.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all Partidas the.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I don't know how I got into it with a
friend of mine. We're having a conversation and I was
and I was told, hey, Elvis the other day, you
said something and it was sort of upsetting to me.
I just wanted to bring it up to you and
let you know I was offended. I'm like, oh, woh, god, okay,
and I said, god, I'm I'm so sorry you feel
that way. I don't want you to feel that way.
And then I got the i'm so sorry you feel

(44:53):
that way is not an apology.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
I get torn on that, because, to be fair, I
do say that when I'm not trying to apologize about something,
and I'm more putting like the onus on them, like
I'm sorry you feel that way, as opposed to me
saying i'm sorry I did that. But I believe in
this case you probably meant what you said.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I think I did. Yeah, yeah, Frog, I do exactly this.

Speaker 12 (45:19):
When I have an argument with Lisa, I'll say, if
I was you, i'd feel exactly the same way.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
That's not an apology.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 12 (45:27):
It's true because if I was you, I would feel
that way, but I'm not you, so I don't feel
that way.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
See if you say, if you just say flat out
i'm sorry, that that says you regret you truthfully regret
what you said or what you did right. Yeah, and
you know me not really living in a life with
any regret.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
But I feel like.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Sometimes when you say i'm sorry you feel that way,
you're kind of saying I didn't mean it to come
out that way in a way, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Well, it depends on how they interpret it. I mean, yes,
I could say one thing to you, Danielle and say
the same thing to Gandhi. She may not be offended,
you may be offended. So I'm sorry that you feel
that way, not sorry that Gandhi feels that way because
she doesn't feel anything wrong.

Speaker 20 (46:10):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
So this is someone posted this online. Uh, this is
not an apology. I am sorry, but yeah, you see,
I'm sorry, But you know what I meant to do
is this and this and this. That's not an apology.
I'm sorry you think I did something wrong exactly. You're

(46:35):
not apologizing for what you say. You're sorry that they
didn't like, Give me more, give me more of these.
I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm sorry you got upset.
I'm sorry. Not an apology. Yeah, also not an apology.
You're being too sensitive. I was just kidding, overwhelm. Uh yeah, fine,

(47:01):
I'm sorry. Just okay, we'll move on. See, that's not
an apology. No, oh, okay, I'm sorry just for the
sake of putting it on the record. You know we're done, right, Yeah?

Speaker 23 (47:11):
No, no, no.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
And I was having a conversation sort of similar to
this the other day that repeated sorries, even if it
is a genuine I'm sorry over the same thing, is
also not a sorry because the first time you say sorry, okay.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
You you didn't mean to do something.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
But if you keep doing that same behavior, repeating the
same behavior, you're really not that sorry. The best apology
is changed behavior to not do that thing again, right,
can't just keep saying sorry and hope that it fixes everything.

Speaker 13 (47:39):
Well?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Plus, you know, sometimes if you say I'm sorry, the
person you're saying you're sorry to wants to continue the conversation,
and you're like, well, okay, I said I'm sorry. I
really am, I'm truly I'm I now understand why you're
upset at what I said, because what I said hurt you.

(48:00):
I get that, But why are you sorry in any
different ways?

Speaker 12 (48:04):
Do you want me to say.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
In every language lociento.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
We are exactly we are circling the drain here. You know,
after a while, like, Okay, is there some underlying something
else you're not telling me that you're upset at? But
we basically handled that. We moved that off the desk.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
As they say, I've gotten to the point sometimes where
I've said sorry so many times and then I'm.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Like, you know what, I'm not sorry anymore.

Speaker 12 (48:29):
Yes, I've done that toomore.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, how about this. I never was sorry. I was
never sorry. But you know you wouldn't accept the fact
that I said I was sorry. You didn't believe me
in the very first time. Anyway, Yes, Gary, what if
you are.

Speaker 29 (48:49):
Sorry, you have regret, but you're also trying to justify
your actions and behavior and why you felt that.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Way to begin with. And you you know what I'm saying,
like you depends and who you're talking to. Yeah, because
is that is that a sorry?

Speaker 29 (49:03):
Then it's like, look, I was just trying to do
this because I because this is how I feel about that.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Well, you know, if you're gonna get so granular and say, Okay,
I totally get it what I said. I should not
have said it. It wasn't nice. But here's why I
said it. At the time, right at the time, we
were going through this and this and this, and I
felt I needed to say it. Well I do that
at that point. Well, but at that point you could

(49:30):
have just moved on, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
I had a soccer coach tell me, when you use
the word butt, everything before the butt gets negated by
what comes after the butt. So I really like Danielle,
but she's kind of a bitch. Really, you just left
it was she's kind of bitch. Maybe you didn't mean
the I really like Danielle, but.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Part did GANI just call you a bitch?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
I think took away from that.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I don't know that that was our soccer coach example.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
I love you, Danielle. She's not bitch, you know.

Speaker 13 (49:57):
But but.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
There are moments no, all right, so you know people
are texting in and catching up with us. I guess
I'm sorry and I love you. These are phrases that
we just kind of throw about without really the targeting
where they're going, without really understanding what's behind them. So
I guess we should be more careful about that. Who's

(50:21):
on the who's on the line there.

Speaker 10 (50:22):
It's Jessica and she's a therapist and she can lend
her professional apparition.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I would love to hear her take on this. Hello Jessica,
is it Jessica, Jessica, Hello Jessica. Well, welcome to so
welcome to the show. Sorry it took so long to
get to you.

Speaker 22 (50:38):
No, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Excited to be talking to you, guys.

Speaker 16 (50:41):
Listen every day.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Love you all, well, thank you, and thank you for
what you do, because we all agree that mental health
is a very important thing and having a therapist on
the journey with you is a wonderful, wonderful way to
do it. Okay, So I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 16 (50:57):
So I am a little bit of my at this
because on the one hand, if you're being intentionally a
jerk and rude, obviously if an apology is warranted. But
on the other hand, you are only responsible for your
own behavior. You can't necessarily be responsible for other people's

(51:18):
reactions or thoughts or emotions because you don't know what
somebody's going through at the time. They're looking at the
world through their lens and you're living your life through
your lens.

Speaker 28 (51:29):
So I don't know.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
I just have a kind of.

Speaker 16 (51:32):
Mixed feeling about that. So I don't know that you
always need to be sorry for something that you've not
done intentionally that's cruel or hurtful or harmful.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
I'm so glad you brought that up, because this is
another thing that makes me kind of crazy. For instance,
if I'm going down an aisle in the grocery store
and someone's looking at the paper towels, and I walk
between them and the paper towels, you know, in their
line of sight, I tend to be the guy who says, ooh, sorry.

Speaker 21 (51:57):
I do do.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
But we shouldn't have nothing to say excuse me. You
could say pardon me or whatever, but sometimes we say
I'm sorry just to move on. You know, it's just okay,
Oh I offended you, I'm sorry. But am I really?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Well no, But I'm a little confused because if you
didn't mean to offend them on purpose, I understand that.
You know, maybe you wouldn't want to say sorry, but
maybe you just didn't realize the words you chose were offensive,
so maybe you should. So I don't understand why you
wouldn't say you're sorry.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I don't know, Jessica, when should we or which should
we not say we're sorry.

Speaker 16 (52:34):
I'm certainly no expert on that, but I think if
you're feeling, if you're expressing an opinion about something, and
you really believe what you're talking about, and again, like
if you're not doing it to be intentionally hurtful or spiteful.
People are going to have different opinions and you can't
always account for how other people interpret what you've said

(52:55):
or how other people's opinions are different than you. And
that's kind of what makes life interesting and interacting with
other people and learning and growing.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I know, you know, why can I not be my
authentic self with you? And look, the last thing we
want to do is offend anyone. Yeah, gandhi, what are
you thinking?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
So, doctor Jessica in your professional opinion, what is the
best way Jessica, Okay, social worker Jessica and your professional opinion,
what is the best way to say sorry without meaning
that you're sorry, just to move past what's going on?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
That's a valid question in words.

Speaker 16 (53:30):
So part of what how I think I would approach
a situation like that is saying I understand where you're
coming from. I see how you could think and feel
how you're thinking and feeling. And at the same time,
this is how I think and feel about it, and

(53:51):
we may not ever come to terms, we may not
ever see it from the same point of view. But
this is where I'm at, that's where you're and it's
okay that we're not seeing eye to eye about it.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Oh my god, I need you on call around the clock.

Speaker 12 (54:06):
You're very close to mine. I can see if I
were you, I would feel like.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
That exactly which which is And you may actually if
they actually say to you, well, that's not an apology,
that's when you have to pull out the big guns
and go, well, I'm not apologizing. I'm telling you I
love you, I respect you, I don't want to hurt you.
But that's how I feel. And you know if I
sit here and say, well, that's not how I feel.
I was lying the whole time, Well then what does

(54:30):
that made me? That that makes that makes that means
I'm chopping down my tree. Come on anyway, Jessica, you
know you're fabulous at what you do, and uh and
I love that you're a social worker and you're out
there helping people who really truly need it. And to
know that you're listening to our show is pretty incredible.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 15 (54:48):
Thank you guys, Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
But that.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Thanks, have a great day, have a great drive. There
you go. I love that. Soone's just send a text
in it, and I love it because I'm guilty of this.
We say sorry too much. We actually say too much.
Sometimes it's good to go. Okay, if you want have
a long drawn out conversation about why you're offended and
why I don't think you should be offended, we can
have that conversation. Where's it going to get us? What's

(55:14):
the end goal? I mean, if you just need to
like chop me down because you need to make someone
feel like they've done something wrong because it makes you
feel better about yourself. Okay, well, let's acknowledge it. That's
what it is. There.

Speaker 12 (55:28):
You what about I'm sorry you're so sensitive?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
And then you should follow it up with a calm down.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Or pull yourself together.

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Speaker 2 (56:11):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show. What now, mister
Ran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Let me just float something out there?

Speaker 10 (56:21):
May I please?

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Got any got any secrets?

Speaker 19 (56:26):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Do it?

Speaker 13 (56:27):
Do it?

Speaker 20 (56:28):
Should we do it?

Speaker 10 (56:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:31):
You know it's really interesting because Gandhi was saying she
just goes up to total strangers and will ask that question.
Got his secret? Yes, and without hesitation, they will give
you some blood curdling, hair curling secrets.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
You're like, what, It's shocking.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
It's really shocking how many random strangers are just willing
to tell you something crazy. Now, maybe they're lying to me,
but I think for the most part, they just want
to get stuff off their chest. I found out people cheated,
people stole money, all kinds of different things.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
It's amazing. Just ask stranger, you got any secrets?

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I promise we will not use your real name. Well,
let's make up some really crazy fake names you can
call call Nate or easier than that Texas at fifty
five one hundred scary. Do you have any music for
got any secrets. I sure do, all right? Hey, uh
and these people on hold on the phone, Nate, are
these their real names?

Speaker 10 (57:22):
Assume they're assumed they're fake names. They're aliens.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Okay, okay, fake names good. I don't want to use
people's real names. But this is the worst music for
telling me a secret.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
What do you.

Speaker 21 (57:37):
Sorry?

Speaker 13 (57:39):
What do you have?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
I got other music? All right?

Speaker 19 (57:41):
What do you have?

Speaker 4 (57:44):
It's like a half step up?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Also, okay, let's not do any music. We're fine, We're good.
Let's skipped music part.

Speaker 12 (57:50):
We're good.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Uh. Line eleven Tiffany not her real name, hung up?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Oh okay, the secret was so bad she couldn't even
pretend to say it. Don't pretend to be someone else.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
She peed in her bitchy coworker's water bottle.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Oh ridiculous. So gross.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Let's let's not congratulate that rock four Line twenty four
not her real name. Hi, rock cal Hi, So are
you we're okay? Tell us your secret?

Speaker 27 (58:26):
So I'm cheating on my husband with my twenty five
year old pool boy.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
All this is like, yeah, so are you cheating on
your husband because you just need more? Or he's just awful.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
He is awful.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
He's just I just and I just realized it. Now
there's a there's a large he's twenty years older than I,
and I kind of see things differently than I used
to see them.

Speaker 19 (58:51):
So I was kind of just like, screw it.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
All right, Well, enjoy your time with the prol boy.
But keep in mind, you have a life to live,
so you know, if you can time to move on,
let him go, Let him go live his own life.

Speaker 13 (59:02):
You know.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Good luck to him, to you on that, Roquel.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, it's the early stages of it.

Speaker 22 (59:06):
It's only going on for like a week so.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Far, this exciting fight. Yeah, well yeah, tell the world
it's faculous. All right, Roquel, thank you very much. The
pool Sandy online twenty Yeah, Roquel's pool has never been cleaner.
Sandy on line twenty three, not her real name. Go ahead, Sandy,
tell us your secret.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I dated a guy.

Speaker 16 (59:26):
He transported weed for eight months.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Oh illegally, I'm assuming across the state.

Speaker 27 (59:32):
Line, very cross the quite a few state lines.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Oh oh my, there you go. It's your secret. It's
your secret, and we used to it was.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
To bring the joys to others.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Absolutely, all right, Sandy, that's your secret. Don't tell anyone
text us his number, stop it for us. Thank you. Sandy.
Line twenty two is Wanda. It could be your real name.
I love the name Wanda. Uh, Wanda, what's your secret?

Speaker 25 (01:00:03):
So probably over the course of I don't know, eight
to ten years, I've stolen, well, not anymore, hundreds of
thousands of luxury makeup and skincare.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Oh wow, wow to use her to sell, Oh no
to you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Okay, hundreds of thousands of dollars of cosmetics. I'm assuming
I'm getting care of and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Luxury, she said, luxury, not like you know, that's stuff
and cheap cove a girl, things.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Like La Maire and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
Yeah, there are some of that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I bet you look fabulous.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
You look so young.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
How do you do it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Thank you, Wanda, Thanks for listening to us. And by
the way, I don't want people are gonna start yelling this.
How dare you glamorize the fact that these people are
cheating and stealing. We're not. You can make up your
own mind with that.

Speaker 12 (01:01:02):
Some texts coming in confession time here. I had relationships
with my ex's mother as soon as I was done
with my ex on the same night, about an hour apart.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Oh, oh my god, sloppy seconds. Oh my god, uh god,
oh my god. Look at all the texts.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Yeah, gandhi, there's one here that says, when my boyfriend
makes me mad, I do mean things to him, like
putting jalapinos on the toilet seat so his balls burn
and having the dog like his sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Oh my god, my god, oh my god.

Speaker 12 (01:01:34):
Another way my secret is I worked on Saturday nights
for five years. I told my wife I was playing
cards so I could have some extra money to spend
that she wouldn't know about.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Okay, yeah, yes, carry someone just texted in. I sniffed
seats when people get up.

Speaker 12 (01:01:48):
Oh no, oh, this is strange. What My wife sent
a bondage kit to the state where she was visiting
a week before she left to see her sister. She
doesn't know that I know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Oh whoa, Maybe her sister's tying her up.

Speaker 20 (01:02:06):
Nah, who knows?

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
I had sex with my cousin in my grandmother's bed.
That's always fun. Oh yeah, yeah. I can't believe everyone
has a secret. They all do, and they're all texting us,
And so there's someone here I can't read because I
mean they I understand why they're secrets you guys see anymore.

Speaker 12 (01:02:29):
Hmm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I'm pregnant. No one knows yet. Okay, a lot of those,
A lot of secret pregnancy is going on.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Someone takes care of themselves in the car. Isn't that dangerous?

Speaker 12 (01:02:43):
This person says, I've been with over five hundred people
in my fiance and nobody in my family knows.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Oh, it's a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah, all right, it's interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
So did you see the last one? I have sex
with my girlfriend's mom more than my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Oh wow, whoa. Okay, so look, keep your secret. You
don't have to share it with us. You are now
that they're rolling in, you don't have any level of guilt.
And I'm listening to all these secrets.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Maybe it feels better. It feels better for them to
get it off their chests, like they feel like they've
been relieved of something.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
I guess.

Speaker 12 (01:03:21):
So, yeah, I feel like my life is boring. I
don't have any good secrets like this. I feel like
I'm living life wrong because I'm not doing anything any
of these things these people are doing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Wow. Anyway, so thanks for sharing your secrets. Let's just
move on. For some reason, I just feel dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Uh line six, Oh do we really want to go here?

Speaker 25 (01:03:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
This is awful? Hello Tiffany, is that your real name?

Speaker 18 (01:03:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
No, no, you really no? Hold on? You really peed
in a coworker's water bottle?

Speaker 13 (01:03:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Oh my gosh. Well, so let's start with a coworker.
So obviously you have you detest this year hman being
oh yeah, a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
What can I ask what they did that made you pee?

Speaker 11 (01:04:07):
All kinds of things like ripping up some of my
paperwork and saying that I've sotole money, and.

Speaker 25 (01:04:17):
It just goes on and on.

Speaker 11 (01:04:18):
It's been going on to like six weeks, and my
the people like in charge of doing nothing about it.
It's like harassment. I'm getting called and after I leave
it's like enough where I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Just okay, well wait, hold on, hold on. So there's
a lot. It sounds like there's a lot of bad
stuff going on in your office and it needs to
be corrected by management. But do you think do you
actually feel better about everything? Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:04:45):
Well yeah, when I looked at her now and I'm
just like, yes, I'm you know, I'm trying not to
say any bad words here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
You feel you feel, you feel better about the situation
because you, by the way, how do you aim to
get it in a bottle? So strange?

Speaker 22 (01:05:01):
It was one of the bigger bottles, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
But I'm not trying to be a downer here, but
it is. It is against the law to pee and
people's bottles.

Speaker 28 (01:05:08):
Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Is it wrong that I have questions?

Speaker 23 (01:05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:05:15):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I want to know how you got the water bottle,
like like snuck it away and then snuck it back
without her.

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
No, I didn't have to seek it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
She left.

Speaker 21 (01:05:24):
She left it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
I see her drink it though, that would have been.

Speaker 20 (01:05:30):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Well, look, we have to put you on hold, Tiffany,
but thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Feel scared of Tiffany. I know we're not judging, but
I'm a little scared that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I'm gonna go ahead, and you know me, my rule
is always don't judge the listeners, and if they take
the time to call in because there are listeners, I'm
going to go ahead and break my rule and judge.

Speaker 28 (01:05:50):
Geez.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
She's the type of person I don't want to cross.
Let's put it at all.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Ever, I just yeah, all right, Well we move on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Elvis Duran, Here he is and the Morning Show. This
is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
What have you bought as an adult after not getting
it as a kid? I found this on a Reddit.
I thought this was great because I started immediately started
listening things on things always wanted or things always needed
but never got, never could, parents wouldn't buy it for me,
or I couldn't afford it. But you know that you're
an adult and you're working. What do you have? Gandhi?

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What do you have?

Speaker 19 (01:06:38):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:06:38):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
There's so many places to go with this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
So first of all name brand snacks and things that
have to do with you know, food, because I always
got the bootleg version of whatever it was. And then
also the super size of any art supplies like the
big crayon box, the big.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
Colored pencils, the full color set of paint. I buy
all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
My parents would never they always got me like the
here are the three primary colors, make the rest.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Exactly, which is a learning experience? What about you, Froggy?

Speaker 12 (01:07:07):
Oh food on the way home. I'm not told, oh
we got that at home. You don't need no, no, no,
I get it out and I want it. Got food
the way home? Danielle so mine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
I don't know if my mom even realizes this. So
when I was a kid, I was not allowed to
have sugar. So I don't know what the reason was,
but I wasn't. So I wound up stealing a piece
of sugary candy from a store and my mom busted
me on it. After that, my mom let me have sugar.
So whenever I now could go in a store and no,
I can just buy candy and eat it, it brings

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me back to that, and I'm like, that's right, I'm
having candy, and here I go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
I'll show you, mother, what about you? Scary?

Speaker 29 (01:07:52):
A foosball table and a life size full version of
an old school arcade game. I wanted a full arcade
game in my house and we never got it right,
but I put it in my apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Wow, three quarters of the place. Well this list is
kind of great. By the way, people are texting in
a chia pet pringles. Never had pringles when I was
a kid. They wouldn't let me have them. Let's see
a horse, a puppy, Hell yeah, dog braces on your teeth?

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Okay, Pokemon cars yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Really see? You never could get it whenever your parents
wouldn't let you do braces as a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
No, it wasn't that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
So braces aren't just for the aesthetic, it's you know
about your bite, and I've always had a fine bite,
there was never a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
So they were like, oh, you don't need braces. And
my teeth were always super straight.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
But now that I'm an adult, I have wisdom teeth
growing in that are moving everything and making them crooked.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
So got to figure that out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Yeah, wow, look at this. A lot of people are
saying braces, You're not alone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Things you bought as an adult you couldn't get as
a kid. All the best Halloween decorations, like the thirteen
foot Jack Skellington. Yeah, the twelve foot Infernal Skeleton, Thank you, Kelly.
But listen to this list. A metal detector. Always wanted
one as a kid. Uh, the gigantic pack of Crayola crayons,
like you said, gandhi, let's see expensive lego sets.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Oh yeah, the full spread Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Going to concerts, the current gaming consoles. But here's another one.
Something you bought yourself as an adult you couldn't get
as a kid. The removal of my impacted wisdom teeth.
And in bizziline.

Speaker 13 (01:09:29):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
And here's what I bought the other day, lunchables. I
love lunchables. Yeah, my mother when I was a kid,
like she said, I can put that together at a
fraction of the price.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Things you can do as an adult that you always
wanted as a kid. Therapy, yes, yeah, desserts at restaurants,
sugary cereals.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
I love it so funny, the one Froggy said, because
it's so true. How many of us did that as
a kid. You're in the grocery store, your someplace and
you ask for something and they go, we have that
at home. But it's not the same, but it's similar.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
The amount of things.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
My mom told me she could make it home. She
was a master chef in her head, like I can
make that at home.

Speaker 22 (01:10:11):
No you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
It's not you can't even you can't even make lunchables.
The texts an easy bake oven, which I bought later
in life. Don't even know where it is. The shoes
with wheels, the heelies. Is that what they're called. Oh yeah,
let's see ripped jeans.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Oh that's another thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
They used to say. You don't need to pay extra
for those. Give me a pair of scissors. I'll ruin
something at the home for.

Speaker 13 (01:10:36):
You, right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
A swimming pool that's extravagant, but never could have one
as a kid, and now they can. A trampoline, ruby slippers,
what uh? Pop tarts? As an adult, I love pomp tarts.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Oh my gosh, there's so many flavors to choose from.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
I like this a maserati. Oh so think about it.
I love this text. I always wanted one. The family
would never let me get on. Now I have my
own hairless cat. Okay, all right, there you go. And
a lot of people never could go see them when
they were kids. Now they're adults, new kids on the block,

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they're still around.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
So think of that thing light bright, doesn't matter. Think
of that thing you always wanted as a kid. Your
friends may have had it, You always wanted it, and
now you can maybe afford to go and get it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Go get it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
It's never too late to have whatever. That whiz right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
No, as soon as I have a backyard, I'm getting
a trampoline and we can all tear our acls, bounce off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
And hit our heads. Yes, where's my dad? Would say,
hit your noggin anyway, tattoos another one. I still haven't
figured that out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
The letter says, dear Elvis, my dad and I have
an awesome father daughter relationship. He would do just about
anything for me. And you'll hear that in a second
in this phone tap. Anyway, with my dad's at work,
he didn't like to mess around. That's the best time
to mess with his head. Let's test his patience.

Speaker 10 (01:12:04):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
This comes from John's daughter, Teresa. Teresa's going to start
the call to her dad John, and then Garrett comes
in to stir in the fine and it turns into
a crazy, crazy phone tap between a daughter and a father.
Here we go, let's listen there, Hello dad, what's up?

Speaker 27 (01:12:22):
Sweet?

Speaker 23 (01:12:23):
I need you to do me a favor.

Speaker 7 (01:12:25):
What do you need?

Speaker 13 (01:12:25):
Sweet I met Wendy's and I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
And there's no toilet paper.

Speaker 18 (01:12:33):
What do you need, sweetie?

Speaker 16 (01:12:35):
I need toilet paper?

Speaker 26 (01:12:36):
Where the hell are you?

Speaker 16 (01:12:37):
I'm with the girls.

Speaker 13 (01:12:38):
They're shopping.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Now, Well call.

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
Them and get them bird Bucks over there to get
your toilet paper.

Speaker 27 (01:12:44):
I did call them, but they aren't answering their phones.

Speaker 12 (01:12:48):
God, I you five to have five orders to fill today.
There's no way I am getting away from work in
order to get you toilet paper out a Wendy's.

Speaker 9 (01:12:56):
There's nobody there you can call.

Speaker 17 (01:12:58):
Can't you call the mall security or something?

Speaker 12 (01:13:00):
Anything?

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I mean the back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
I'm not gonna come off to carty, but whoever, Well,
you're supposed to be an adult and take care of yourself.

Speaker 13 (01:13:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:13:10):
I just thought that maybe you could, like, you know,
come over here.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
You can go up.

Speaker 25 (01:13:14):
I could just done whatever I was doing, get in
my car and drive all the way across town.

Speaker 17 (01:13:19):
Buy a toilet paper so you can wipe.

Speaker 14 (01:13:21):
Your dad he'd just been to paper from market.

Speaker 30 (01:13:24):
I'm not gonna stop and buy some.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Well, duh, I don't know. I could get toilet paper anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
But you could have done the same.

Speaker 28 (01:13:29):
Damn thing.

Speaker 21 (01:13:30):
Hit a lot of cockiness, mind, there are plenty of
people you could call.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Your brother?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Why are you calling me at work?

Speaker 16 (01:13:36):
Josh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Couldn come out here? Are you serious? But why would
I stand it? What makes you think I would if
your brother wouldn't. You're my dad, I'm that's your job.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
You're clean Hello, you've been in there forever.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
I gotta go, don't there's somebody at the door now, and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Even come on and call you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Even if I leave now, it's still gonna take.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Me a half hour to forty five minutes to get
over there.

Speaker 12 (01:13:59):
You're gonna have to deal with this.

Speaker 13 (01:14:00):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I'll tell him to wait for thirty months. I'll tell
him you're coming.

Speaker 9 (01:14:04):
If you're a manager at the restaurant, Is there anybody
you can yell for?

Speaker 16 (01:14:08):
Come on, I gotta go, get out already, Teresa.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
You're twenty years old.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
You're gonna have to figure this kind of out eventually
on your own.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I know that my bat is falling asleep and I
need well, I'm dance out here.

Speaker 20 (01:14:21):
Come on already.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
There's no.

Speaker 12 (01:14:24):
There's no way I'm gonna be able to leave work
today on one of my busiest days, to come down
there and wipe.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Your for you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
I don't see why I'm coming in. I'm breaking down
the door.

Speaker 19 (01:14:34):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Oh my, you're on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
To my father.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Hello? Who's this?

Speaker 17 (01:14:43):
Hello, sir?

Speaker 12 (01:14:44):
That is my daughter you're talking to?

Speaker 13 (01:14:46):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
All right?

Speaker 28 (01:14:46):
Will you do please?

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Just do me a favor and go and get the
manager and get some toilet paper in there for please, I'm.

Speaker 10 (01:14:52):
Begging you need to use the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
I use the bathroom, but just go get the manager.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
You don't write me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
An the bathroom at this restaurant, especially.

Speaker 10 (01:15:01):
Living in That is my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
There's only one, so I gotta go, and che's using.

Speaker 17 (01:15:04):
You're gonna have to get the manager anyway, because you're
gonna to be dealing with the manager.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
You're gonna be dealing with me. Boy, do you understand me?
Why is your daughter using the bathroom as a phone booth.

Speaker 10 (01:15:13):
I don't use the phone booth as a toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Just need to get toilet paper, sleeping weapon, right, I'm
sorry that my daughter is.

Speaker 27 (01:15:19):
So under educated that you can't bring.

Speaker 19 (01:15:20):
Kleenex in the road first.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
That is not the way.

Speaker 16 (01:15:23):
But just do me this one paper, Go get some
toilet paper from the manager and.

Speaker 18 (01:15:27):
Help me out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Why don't you do that?

Speaker 21 (01:15:28):
That is your job across town.

Speaker 14 (01:15:31):
That walked all right, And.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
My daughter's calling me up in the middle of a
very busy day.

Speaker 18 (01:15:35):
You understand me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Not my problem.

Speaker 24 (01:15:36):
My problem is I had too much chili this afternoon,
so I need to use the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
So I think you're me do this.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I'm going to come down here and I'm gonna shove
them back up here.

Speaker 10 (01:15:44):
Do you understand me?

Speaker 17 (01:15:45):
Go and get the manager.

Speaker 29 (01:15:47):
I'm gonna go use the bathroom outside because there's no
other on the phone.

Speaker 10 (01:15:51):
You're gonna find me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
I'm gonna be.

Speaker 10 (01:15:55):
Understand what it's like to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Do my daughter phone back now.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Listen, you tell her to get out so I can
use the going to regret it? Do you understand? Well,
I'm going to be the one don't like to regret it.
You're not gonna worry about toilet peper anymore.

Speaker 27 (01:16:06):
God, Teresa, get your ass home now, get your ass.

Speaker 28 (01:16:11):
In the car and go home.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
No need to argue anymore. My name is Garrett from
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And your daughter Teresa
wanted to play a phone tap on you.

Speaker 18 (01:16:20):
Oh Teresa, I don't have time for this book.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
I love you, daddy. Oh You're in so much trouble
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
with permission granted by author the Elvis Teran phone tap
only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is

(01:16:43):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
So Danielle our girlfriend. Gandhi is going to something that
we've all been through from time to time.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yes, look, you have a good friend. You want you
want them to be happy, you want them to be
out there dating someone that's cool for them. It just
so happens you hate the person they're dating. Is this
ever happen? You don't tough plenty of times, So it's
okay to talk about this.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
Yes, we can talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
I really dislike my friend's boyfriend, and it's really tricky
because I know my friend is just so in love.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
So I don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
And at first I thought, Okay, maybe it's a me
thing and I'm being a brat, I'm being possessive.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
I need to be more open minded to the person.
Every one of our friends who has met this boyfriend
hates them too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
So what to do?

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Do I tell my friend, Hey, uh, your boyfriend really sucks?
Or do you just let it go? Because I know
I'm going to lose this battle, so.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
You know, So what's so weird here is Gandhi, you
never ever hold back, And I think it's so weird
that your best friend you have not told this best
friend how you feel about the boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
Because I know how much my friend is in love
with this person.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
That's a tough one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
It's a tough one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
She said she'll probably lose her friend if that she doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
I think I will, Like, I just know how the
relationship is. I know how smitten my friend is. I
think they're gonna get married. And I'm like, oh God,
this dude, she's gonna be part of my life forever.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
I guess she doesn't know how to be treated. Then
she must never been in a relationship where she knows
that she's nicer.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
So it's tricky, and like, the boyfriend's not even nice
to the family, which to me is the biggest run.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
So it's not you. It's not a problem you have.
It's this person's a bad person. Yeah all right, Hey, Rachel,
are you there?

Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
So you're going through the same thing Gandhi's going through.
You hate your best friend's boyfriend. You argue with him
all the time, so they know it's no secret. They
know how you feel about him, right, Yeah, No, and me.

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
And him, we do argue all the time. He always
thinks he's right. It's very annoying. So she pulled me
aside the other day and she goes, why don't you
like him? And I was like, I know, you just
got out of a relationship. He is a rebound. He
is not here forever. And she was like okay, and
she goes, well, can you tell me what you don't
like about him? I look at her and I go,
he crashed your brand new car and he did not

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pay you back.

Speaker 26 (01:18:58):
Let's just start with that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Okay, Well that's crash cars. But overall, he's just a
not a bad guy. He's not a good guy.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
No, he's not a good guy. And the reason he
was driving her cars because he doesn't have enough money
to put his car on the road. But I mean,
like whatever, I can still look past that. But the
other day we all went out, well, not the other day.
It was in December. We went out for Christmas dinner,
me and to my girlfriends. We all bring our significant others,
you know. She brought him and at the table, he
randomly started unbuttoning his shirt and we're like, what are

(01:19:31):
you doing? And he's like, Mortimer needs to join the party,
and we're like, who's he? He has a skull on
his chest, it's a tattoo, and he like randomly unbuttons
it and says that he needs to join.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
The party, telling her to run the other director.

Speaker 21 (01:19:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
I'm sorry to like this guy. He and his friend Mortimer.
All right, so okay, okay, a question. Does he treat
your friend? Well? I mean is he good to her?

Speaker 7 (01:20:01):
Sometimes but not always? He's let me start off also
by saying he's still married. He hasn't got a separation
from his wife.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Are they living together?

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
He and his wife, No, they're not living together, but
they he says he doesn't have enough money to separate
from her. I don't know if that's true or not,
but yeah, he's still, like I said, technically with his
ex wife.

Speaker 26 (01:20:20):
He does live on his own.

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
But he also has like anger issues too. And she's
said that to me before, and I'm like, well, what
are you still doing? Then?

Speaker 13 (01:20:30):
She?

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
I love her?

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
I do.

Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
I just she does not have the best choice when
it comes to boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Well, you know, here's the thing, well one of the
many things. Uh, you know, it's your friend, and you
know she has decided through through all the bad points
this guy carries. She likes him. She's she there's something
there and even though you feel like he is bad
for her. He's bad for everyone, including his skull. Mortimer.
You know what I'm saying. You had you had to like,

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but you have to back her up, and she's got
to She has to learn her own lessons, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:20:59):
I mean, I know you want to be a good friend.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
I don't know, I am I wrong, Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
No, it's but it's just so hard. You don't want
to lose a friend.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
You don't want to lose your friends, right.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
And that's the thing too. I feel like since they
started dating, me and her, I've hung out not a
lot anymore, and I don't know. It's just heartbreaking because
I feel like I am missing one of my best friends.
And it's I just, you know, I don't feel like
hanging out with him.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
That's really what it'sac Well, here's here's another way of
looking at it. What if this guy was a great
guy and you really did approve, but you still saw
your friend less. I mean, you would still be upset
you've come out.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
That would be, oh my gosh, that would be totally fine.
I wouldn't understand that. I just want her to be
happy in the end, and I want her to be
treated correctly and to be happy. But if she's not
treated correctly, that's kind of the issue.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I think a lot of times. Just to be careful too,
because they'll say, you're just jealous, You're just jealous, you know,
mind your business.

Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
Yeah, it's I don't know, it's it's me, it's our
other friends, it's her family too, Like the family doesn't
like me either.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
It's just it's hard.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
All right. Okay, here's my here's my thought, Rachel. As
you know, you heard Gandhi say the same thing you said.
The difference is is her best friend doesn't know how
she feels about the boyfriend. She keeps it quiet. She's
afraid of where that could go. She could lose her friend,
her best friend. So what advice, Rachel, do you have
for Gandhi?

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
Okay, well, for me, she well, I mean, she flat
out asked me why I didn't like him, and you know,
I didn't say because I didn't say, like he's discussing,
he's annoying. I didn't say anything like that. I just,
you know, flat out said a lot of us don't
like him. And that's when I told her, I feel
like he's your rebound and he's not your forever, Like
I put it in nicer terms, I guess than what

(01:22:34):
I could have like, I didn't want to. I don't
want to, like, you know, unload all this negative stuff
onto her. I was like, I was said what I thought,
but in a nicer way. You have to sugar quote
it a little bit, like, be very careful with the
words that you choose to tell her.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
So, so you're telling Gandhi, Gandhi, maybe you could sort
of drive down that road a little bit, but proceed
with caution.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Maybe do a poop sandwich. Yes I'm positive about him,
and then and then make something up okay, and then
a positive at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Right, well, thank hey, Rachel, best of luck with you
and your friend. And we're gonna we're gonna make a
poop sandwich for GODDI thank you, thank you. Yeah, it's rough,
but she's she's not holding back.

Speaker 28 (01:23:15):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
I was kind of thinking maybe I put it on
me and say, you know, so and so makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not really sure how to explain it, but I
feel weird around this person.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Do you think that that would work?

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Versus he sucks, I don't like him.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
My Fay, it's your problem.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
Yeah, hey Katie, Hi, So you hate your brother's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Fiance's the worst and in the words of.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Katie, you call her a joyless wench.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Oh god, I can't even imagine. And then you got
to live with the public.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
You've got no choice.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
You know, he's marrying her, so you have no choice.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Yeah, this isn't this isn't even a dating situation. They're
getting married. So how do you feel about that? Katie?
What are you doing? And have you told your brother?

Speaker 23 (01:23:57):
I feel sick over it. I feel absolutely I'm sick,
and I feel terrible for my brother because I feel
like it's just similar to Rachel. It's a rebound gone wrong.

Speaker 21 (01:24:07):
Oh, it just went awry.

Speaker 23 (01:24:10):
And my brother is a great guy, but he's terribly
lazy and he just doesn't want to I think, move on.
So I oh, and I have told him how I felt,
our entire family what else?

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Now, you know, Look, if you told your brother how
you feel about his fancy, if your family's told him,
there's nothing else you can do, because at some point
you got to let them live their lives. And if
they're making a mistake, they have to make their mistake,
you know, you got to stop chasing that car. You know,
there's only so much you can do. Yeah, it really is.
And after a while it turns into your problem. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
It's like, could there be something that maybe you don't
see about her that he sees?

Speaker 23 (01:24:45):
That's good, you know what, that's interesting. And that's what
I was going to ask Gandhi, what does she think
her friend sees in this guy that makes her happy?

Speaker 15 (01:24:54):
She's so in love with him?

Speaker 23 (01:24:55):
Well, why why is she so in love with him?
And that's what I want to say to my brother.
Why what is it about her that you think is
so wonderful that we're not seeing?

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
It's a fair question.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Yeah, I think with my friend, what this person sees
in the boyfriend is just a completely different version of
a human than they've ever been in contact with. It's
you know, this person is a different race and just
comes from a completely different background and is introducing my
friend to all of these new things, which I appreciate
that stuff, and I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Yeah, this guy just sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
At the end of the day, the guy just sucks.
I will Katie, best of luck with your family. But
like I said, you know, you can only beat your
head against the wall so much. Did you gotta find
a way to let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
I'm trying.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
I'm really trying to let it go because I've had
conference calls with my friends who are on the same
page about this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Like what do we do?

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
Yeah, and everyone has come to the same conclusion. We
do nothing. We just have to be there for the
fallout when it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Yeah, that's all you can do. Hey, Chris, hi, Hi,
You've lost three friends because of this. You did not
approve of they were dating, and you obviously you said
something and that's.

Speaker 16 (01:25:57):
Why you lost your Friend's not quiet?

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Yeah, okay, So would you do it again? If a
friend number four comes up with a with a crappy boyfriend,
are you going to say something? Or have you kind
of learned your lesson to sit back or maneuver differently?

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
I would still probably say something like, honestly, I think
it was worth it because they, like, in all of
those situations, they were putting their partner before their friends,
and I was like, hey, this isn't a good situation.
You know, you're taking everything that they're saying and they're
doing over top of what we're trying to help you,
you know, And they you know, they decided to cut

(01:26:33):
me out instead, is how I see it ultimately, So well, wait.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
How much more could you have done? What else can
you do other than say what's on your mind? I
mean you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
Yeah, exactly, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
There's only so much you can do. I always thought,
and it's this is this is maybe Pollyanna ish of me.
If you have a problem with something I'm doing or
the way I'm doing it, give me the give me
the evidence, tell me what it is. That's all you
can do. I have to at that point figure it
out on my own, right, otherwise it's going to drive
you crazy, to drive everyone crazy. I don't want you

(01:27:04):
to lose friends with the.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Second the second friend that I lost. I went about
it completely the wrong way, Like I was pretty much
thing to both of them behind each other's backs, trying
to break them up, and it worked for a second,
and then they got back together, and then yeah that
was a really bad city.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Wait wait, wait, how did you try to break them up?
I'm curious, like, like, what did you do?

Speaker 18 (01:27:23):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
They like they had an age of difference, and they
had religious differences, which wouldn't have been a big deal
if he wasn't constantly trying to like convert her and I, yeah,
so I was trying to tell him, like, if you
can't wake up every day next to this person that
you believe could be going to hell, then like that's
a problem. And he was like, well, we'll cross that

(01:27:46):
bridge when we get to it, and then like, but
it's been like a year and a half, so you
could probably figure that out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
We'll cross that bridge to hell when we get to it, exactly.
So what Chris is saying, she's lost three friends over
this and she and she's willing to lose another one
if she has too. But all right, you know you
can It's the old lead the horse to water thing.
You know, there's only so much you can do. Chris,
thanks for listening to us. I appreciate you listening to
your viewpoint.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 28 (01:28:10):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we go take another bite? Okay? Well what is
his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah, Abe
says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Worth I know when I was eighteen or nineteen years old,
I would drive through almost every meal. It was always
something fried, It was always something would catch up. It
was always something with some kind of may we product
on it, or or a taco or whatever. But it
was drived through. You know, fast food is just so
so accessible, right and it and when you're younger and

(01:29:10):
you don't have that much money to spend, okay, and
you eat it, you feel fine, you move on with
your day. Remember those days? Oh yeah, like Danielle back
in the day, did you ever chow out on something
in specific?

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
White Castle all the time? Whenever we got out of
the club. It could be like two, three o'clock in
the morning, we'd go to White Castle. We'd have like
seven each and oh.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Yeah, good problems whatsoever?

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
It was fabulous.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
No, you wouldn't feel it. What about you, Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
Oh Taco Bell, you could get the entire menu at
one point for like seven dollars. I think it's a
little different now, but man Taco Bell that's what we
go to love it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
I'm with you, scary, did you have one?

Speaker 29 (01:29:45):
It was always late night disco fries, whatever I can,
whatever I could put in my mouth with a bacon,
egg and cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
I mean, breakfast at four o'clock in the morning after
the absolutely thing. And it didn't really it didn't really
mess you up. What about yeah, straight and night. Oh
my god.

Speaker 9 (01:29:58):
I get a super sized meal with a chocolate shake.
I pound that and feel fine. I do that today
I'm in the hospital and Froggy still eats that way.
I mean, you're you're usually chewing on something that's crunchy
and chickeny.

Speaker 12 (01:30:10):
Dude, I'm telling you I could. I still go to
Chick fil a three or four times a week. There
you go. I do get a grilled sandwich. I think
it's a little better because it's grilled. But why is
it that we feel like Chick fil a is a
little healthier when it's probably not. It feels like no,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
It depends on what you order. If you're in the
grilled chicken, you're better off probably, But their regular chicken
sandwiches are tremendous, all right, so good. So there's a
kid on Instagram. I know he's primarily on He's big
on TikTok. His name is Dylan. He's from Florida, and Okay,
by the way, I'm gonna give you a warning before
you go check his videos out. Okay, I'll give that

(01:30:46):
warning in a second. Dylan eats underscore. It's d y
l A N E A T S s Underscore. He
goes to every friggin fast food convenience place and orders
the most fried of the fried things with every creamy,
drippy sauce you can get, and he's so excited about it.

(01:31:07):
He comes on and says, Hi, guys, I'm back, and
this time I'm at You know, he'll give the name
of the fast food restaurant. He walks in where he
has it there is in his kitchen and starts eating it, right,
and he just is so excited about it. But then
he starts eating it and you can hear this is
the warning. You can hear every bite. I mean, I
guess the audio on our phones or something. It like

(01:31:30):
picks up every sound in the room, including the mixing
and mashing of the food in the mouth, which is which,
by the way, is where digestion starts.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Can you see what he's eating as well?

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Well? The parts that don't end up that end up
dropping the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
I'm gonna skip that one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Oh you know what, Daniel, stop being a fuddy duddy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
You know how I get, I'll start the throwing up.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
He's so excited about these dishes. Oh you should have
seen him when he walked into Chili's. And his favorite
thing on the menu is the three for me special.
We can get like three things for a special small price. Anyway,
do you want to hear one of these things? If
you have, if you have, if you have me sophonium,
this is not for you. All right, let me uh okay,

(01:32:16):
hold on a second. Here we go.

Speaker 20 (01:32:18):
So I got the Hot.

Speaker 24 (01:32:19):
Honey Chicken dinners, and I also got the garlic farm
iop in such a.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Long waiting stop, he went to wing stop.

Speaker 20 (01:32:26):
Then I got their fries.

Speaker 24 (01:32:28):
I also got their cheese sauce, and then I got hello,
ran okay here, really excited to try the hot Honey
rube because I've never tried it for and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
It just looks so good, rank or whatever.

Speaker 24 (01:32:39):
Listen, this is honestly amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Listen. All right, Well, so yeah, so he's so excited
about it. And then I went and looked like a
crazy trip all around Instagram and everywhere, trying to find
all these people who love to eat foods that they're
testing from restaurants right right before your eyes, and they

(01:33:09):
they rate them. I mean, you see all these food
critics to go to the Hoyd restaurants, right, yeah, and
they they rate those. This is like the fast, the fried, crunchy,
fast food stuff and they get so much enjoyment out
of it. But I don't know if this videos for everyone.
Probably not for so much as Mr. They love that.
Oh that's well, okay, Daniel, Maybe some people like that sound.

(01:33:34):
I don't. It's not my favorite. I think. I'm just
I love the fact he's so enthused over this food.
It's kind of crazy. So, you guys, there's a lot
of sauce he does. There's a lot of sauce going
on here. And for some reason, I mean, he's young.
I guess that's why he's not ballooning up like I
would do. So okay, so what have you been obsessed
with online? What have you been watching? I got okay,

(01:33:54):
go ahead and Nate, Okay, the account is Joey Swollen.

Speaker 10 (01:33:58):
Do you guys know Joey Swall j O E y
s w O l L.

Speaker 9 (01:34:04):
And he is the most muscular and vainous individual I
think I've ever seen in my life. But the great
thing he does, uh is he's a huge proponent of
working out. But he's also uh not afraid to shame
people that. You know, they'll take videos of themselves in
the gym working out, and then they'll get this sour
puss face when somebody walks in front of the camera.

(01:34:26):
He's a huge proponent of saying, don't film yourself in
the gym, don't treat it your like your own personal
workout space.

Speaker 7 (01:34:34):
Do not do that.

Speaker 9 (01:34:35):
So he takes these videos and says, excuse me, ma'am,
this guy, this gentleman is trying to work out, and
you're giving him a load of crap because he walks
in front of your camera.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
Stop that. Just let people creak out. I've followed Joey Swallo.
He's got over four million followers on Instagram. How about
those things in his arms? My god, he's a veniance individual. Okay,
he's very vainy, very VEINU y ow Danielle, what do
you got.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
I have to find it. I'm back, okay, I'm trying
to find her.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
Okay, I have two.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
So one of them is explaining the Universe, where they
explain all the coolest things that are going on.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
Oh you love science.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
And the other one wild Weather caught on camerol.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
Oh my god, we watched that together. When you want
to watch a house blow down the street, go to
wild Weather.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
There's stuff I didn't even know could happen that happens,
like what happens when a volcano erupts underwater.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Oh my god, the wave that comes with it crazy.
I love that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
But what was the the science when you're talking about, oh,
explaining the universe? Is it called explaining the universe?

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
It's called explaining the universe. And there are all kinds
of different phenomenon that they put on there, like how
the moon actually pulls the tide around the Earth.

Speaker 15 (01:35:38):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Cool watch this. Hold on, pardon me while I push
my follow up button. Over two and a half million
followers on explaining the Universe. All right, Danielle, do you
find it?

Speaker 15 (01:35:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
So I have two, Okay, I can't find the other one,
but the one I watch is currently Costco.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
And hold on, hold on currently it's like updates from Costco.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
What is the It's all cool things that you can
buy right now at Costco. Like there's really cool thing
bulk things you could get at Costco. So it's currently Costco.
And then I can't find her name. But there's a
girl who's a Disney princess and she teaches you how
to pose like a Disney princess. Like the other day
she was doing Anna from Frozen and she was like,
now you have to hold your hands like this. You

(01:36:21):
can't put them to your side, you can't do this,
Like each Disney princess has a different way of conducting themselves.
And she teaches you, as she dresses that Disney princess
how to act and how your voice should sound and
the stuff like that. And it's the coolest thing that
I can't find her damn name.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
Yeah, maybe you should watch it a little more. One day,
Daniel's gonna come in here sounding just like a Disney princess.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
I'm gonna start talking like this.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
What about you, Frog? You follow anything that you just
can't get enough of.

Speaker 12 (01:36:48):
I follow this couple. The I usually follow the woman's account.
Her name is her name is Janie Ippolito. She's actually
there in Jersey in the New York area. Her and
her husband Dave are hilarious, but she posts a lot
of other fun things, like she'll post easy things to
fix the eat that are healthy, or she'll post all
kinds of stuff. But they are a hilarious couple. They

(01:37:09):
do stuff that every couple does, but the way that
they put it online is super funny. I watch them.
I watch the videos every single day. I look forward
to what they do.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
Well, that's the thing. We all have, these things, these
these these accounts that were just just obsessed over. I
check them out all the time. And I love that
the food influencer stuff the most. But when it comes
to science and stuff like that, to stuff that Gandhi follows,
I'm kind of into that. Maybe I'll start getting into
Disney princesses as well.

Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
Elvis Duran, you ruined my life with Instagram because you
suggested a page to follow that's cringey and it is
the cringiest stuff I've ever seen, and I can't unfollow it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
It's called what cringing with a queue?

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Right, It's cringing with a queue and everything on that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Oh secret buttholes one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Time, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Still Secret Secret Buttholes is is fabulous because everywhere in nature,
everywhere in the world, there's like a butthole looking thing
looking right at you. You're right, Scotty Bee says, yes, something.
What's up, Scotty, I'm a weirdo.

Speaker 30 (01:38:04):
I follow one called run Down Buildings, And so what
it does is it takes like Google street views of
houses and restaurants and buildings and stuff like that from
over the years, and it shows you how they've progressed
or when they've been knocked down and what's there now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
It's actually really cool. It's interesting. Running down building, run
down building.

Speaker 30 (01:38:26):
Yeah, it'll show you people's homes over the years, how
they've been, you know, knocked down.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
Five Mine will be featured next. I'm sure what about you, Scary.

Speaker 29 (01:38:34):
I love Twinkie the parrot, the cutest little yellow parrot,
and it's.

Speaker 16 (01:38:38):
Just what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
I'm a good boy like this.

Speaker 10 (01:38:41):
This party is so cute.

Speaker 29 (01:38:42):
I can't get I'm obsessed. And Bobby Parish, you know, guys,
hear this guy. He goes he has an app out too.
He goes to grocery stores, and he says what's Bobby
approved and what's not. And he's trying to teach you
how to eat healthier because sometimes, sometimes not all the time,
I like to eat healthy. So he's got this app
and you scan all the UPC symbols and it tells

(01:39:03):
you if it's Bobby Approved or not.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
So I kind of try and live my life that
way when.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
I'm not here.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Is that where you go and you get all those
trendy things that are like today we're all eating chia seeds. Yeah,
those new products. Those products are awesome from Bobby Bobby Pottish,
but you eat them for a week and then you
stop because they're not trendy anymore. But I just can't
keep you know, I can't keep these things.

Speaker 29 (01:39:28):
I can't make them good habits, right, No, I said,
I try these things, but then they never work for
me in the long run.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Here's your guy that re enacts the stuff from like
the home shopping that way.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
I'm trying to find that guy. He's hilarious. He's actually
getting a lot of traction. People know who he is.
He always dresses in drag and then he takes footage
from QVC where people call in like these old drunk
women from the Midwest calling it talking about the big
products that they're loving, and uh, he's the best. He's
the best. Do you guys remember I think I turned you.

Speaker 21 (01:40:00):
On to him.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
I followed him. Let me go see if I can
find him.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
I know, it's like there's so many I can't keep
up with him. Anyway, as soon as I find him,
we'll let you know. But you know a lot of
people around the country are slowly really getting into his stuff. Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
Oh, is it is it? It's Devon Pool.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
I think that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Yeah, that's who it is.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
Hold on, hold, uh, it's it's Devon Pool.

Speaker 10 (01:40:26):
It's here.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Yes, absolutely, it's Devon Pool. It's I T S D
E V O N P O O l E. Hilarious.
I mean remember the time I started playing his videos first,
that we were watching them for like an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
Yes, his reenactment or reenaction, Yeah, reenactment of what goes
on on the network.

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
It's hilarious because he plays all the characters.

Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
Even the person on the couch ordering something while drinking
a two liter of pepsi.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
It's always the one that dresses uff like the girls
and the guy, you know with the beginning Beard. Oh
my gosh, it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
So yeah, Okay, out of all of these, go check
that one out. It's Devonpool. I T S D E
V O P O O L E. It's Devonpool. You'll
love that, all right, this is this has been way
too long.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
That's funny to me, it's funny. Do you have a
sense of humor? Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Stick some phone calls? The phone's are ringing?

Speaker 27 (01:41:22):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
See if anyone's there? Okay, we see hello Laura?

Speaker 12 (01:41:29):
Oh god, it worked, Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
I'm good?

Speaker 28 (01:41:32):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Just taking calls at random? Just you know, we're just
we're just throwing the dart at the wall. See if
it sticks. So oh I read your text, Laura. It
says I have to vent. Why can't a couple making
over two hundred grand a year with no kids, why
can't we not afford a house? It's insane?

Speaker 10 (01:41:53):
Is this your vent?

Speaker 15 (01:41:54):
It is my event.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
It's such a hard time.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
It's so insane. How you just works so hard for
your money and it goes nowhere.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
It feels very true. So have you thought about renting?

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
Oh, we rent currently now.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
We live north of Boston, which is a very expensive area,
and it seems like you pay more for rent than
what a mortgage would be half the time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
But you know what the thing about renting is, Okay,
I get it. But you want to own that American dream? Yep,
I get it. Any thoughts in the room, I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
I think the same thing all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
I know what I pay in rent is insane, But
then when I look at the cost of a home,
I think, can I put the down payment on something
like that?

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
Am I even able to swing it?

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
It's wild?

Speaker 4 (01:42:38):
And then you think our parents did it on like
one income and it was no problem.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Did you know, Laura, My parents no problem. My parents
who have passed away, by the way, my dad was
in his nineties. Keep him on. They bought their first
house years ago, way before I was born. Their mortgage
was I think forty five dollars a month.

Speaker 20 (01:42:55):
There was a huge house for like.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
Thirteen thousand dollars. Of course they need to make money
back then, but now everything is so affordable. You just
want that house.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
And my husband's a realtor and he cannot keep things
on the market, Like everything is going for over asking price,
and there's bidding wars for everything. So even the price
that you see listed, you're not going to get it for.
It's going to always be more.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
It's crazy, right, Inventory is low, people aren't selling their houses.
It's fast for they are getting whatever they want.

Speaker 5 (01:43:22):
Yes, when you look at So I just googled what
is the average cost of a four bedroom house in
the USA in the year two thousand? Right, it was
one hundred and nineteen thousand dollars for a four bedroom
house on average in the eighties, they said it was
forty seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
So what was the price for two thousand, you said,
in the year.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
Two thousand it was one hundred and nineteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
So what's sit out.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Let's look it up. Let's see average.

Speaker 19 (01:43:46):
Yeah, a street bedroom house we were looking at was
seven hundred and seventy five thousand.

Speaker 13 (01:43:51):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Okay, now it's a bargain, they said, Depending on where
you are, it goes up to about five hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:43:58):
Well, and it's not even the price of the house, right,
which is outrageous to begin with. Then you do the
math on that mortgage.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
Rate yep, and the payment taxes and taxes.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
But you want to you want to own that American dream.
Have you or your husband ever purchased a house before
or taken out a mortgage before?

Speaker 13 (01:44:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Never, This is our first time doing everything. Well.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
The good news is first time mortgages you can sometimes
get a great, great rate if you've never had a
mortgage before. Look into that. And again, I just brought
it up, not because they told us to tell you this,
but rocket dot com they have incredible resources to find
a way to get you out of your rental and
into a purchase. So just check them out, just for

(01:44:39):
just for grins and giggles. Maybe there's an answer there.
I have an idea.

Speaker 29 (01:44:44):
What if you bet on a future neighborhood, you know,
like because you could usually get a place for cheaper
on a neighborhood or an area that's on the come up.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
That that's basically yeah, you know what you do? Follow
the lesbians, is that right? They go first?

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Yeah, they gentrified these faster than anyone the lesbians.

Speaker 29 (01:45:03):
Asbury Park, they all flag started going up and then
guess what ten years later, boom, Yeah, that's the city.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
Look for the rainbow flag, Laura.

Speaker 16 (01:45:13):
I'll follow it, no problem.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
Well, look, best of luck. You are not alone. I'm
sure there are help groups online, but as there are resources.
But you know, the bottom line is the demand of houses.
Like Danielle was saying, you know, if you're if you're
looking at me in a marketplace where houses have twenty thirty,
forty people bidding on them at the same time, then
you get into these price wars and it doesn't help

(01:45:37):
anyone except for the seller. But yeah, another thought.

Speaker 9 (01:45:41):
I have one final suggestion, Laura, ready repeat after me, Elvis, Elvi,
please buy me a house.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
Best amazing, Thank you so much. You're not alone. I know,
I know that doesn't help, but there's got to be
a way. But you may need to look at a
differ neighboro, so that's something to consider. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Oh yeah, we're gonna be looking everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
Thank you so much, all of the lesbians. Okay, look
for those U hauls. Thank you, Laura. He's taking calls
at random, talking to Howard. Hey, Howard, how are you hello,
lady lay So, Howard is going to roll up from
Pennsylvania to New York City with an exchange student you

(01:46:24):
have from Spain, you're coming in for the weekend. Yep,
he's asking what should they do? Oh geez, I'll give
you a suggestion.

Speaker 21 (01:46:32):
One.

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
If they're in from Spain, don't take them to a
Spanish restaurant. No, no, no, no, right, right, because the
food here is not the same.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
They've never been here before.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
Oh, then they're going to want to do touristy stuff
to the Oh. No, it is a great place to
take him to Rise New York because it really is
a very good like experience, just to show you what
New York used to look like and how it looks now,
and a little bit of the history and the culture
and Broadway and music and fashion and stuff like that.

(01:47:03):
I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
Is good. And it's in Times Square.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Yes. Oh, and there's a right at the end of it,
which is a lot of fun too.

Speaker 3 (01:47:10):
Right.

Speaker 19 (01:47:10):
Yep, we do have our bucket list, but we know
that you guys have a lot of good suggestions. Now
we're staying on like twenty five East.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Uh go just like that again, what's the street you're on?

Speaker 19 (01:47:26):
Twenty fifth?

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Oh? Okay, you're you're down a little bit. Yeah, this
this kind of a great neighborhood down there.

Speaker 19 (01:47:32):
Yeah, yeah, flat on it, Like we're close to a
lot of stuff.

Speaker 20 (01:47:35):
Yep, and that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
You know, a lot of tourists want to see New
York through Times Squares Lens and Times Square is an
energetic place to roll through, but it's not the best
place to put your head down. Take a walk on
the high line, walking on the highlights.

Speaker 12 (01:47:52):
Big yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:53):
I actually think like the really touristy stuff is kind
of fun. I mean, see a Broadway show. Try to
get to the top of the Empire State Building. If
you can't do that, the edge at Hudson Yards has
a beautiful view. You could ride the subway just for giggles,
or do one of those hop on ho will take
you all over.

Speaker 13 (01:48:12):
Yep.

Speaker 19 (01:48:12):
We're actually on the we're on the way to Lancaster
to catch the train and we're going to get there
about one o'clock at Penn Station and then they're going
to a Broadway show tonight. That's perfect, So then we're
off to the races after that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Yeah, if you can get in, you know, you gotta
do dinner at car Mine. If you can get in,
if you can get a reservation there, but how much fun.
But by the way, how's your Spanish or do you
communicate very well with this exchange?

Speaker 19 (01:48:39):
Actually no, I know no Spanish other than some few
butchered words that make her laugh uncontrollably sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:48):
Does she speak English? Oh yeah, very well. Oh okay, okay,
you're fine, you're fine. You know, the Empire State Building
tristy thing, I think is a great idea, you know,
and then you have tickets to that. Do you come
in New York City a lot yourself?

Speaker 19 (01:49:02):
We've been there a few times. It's been a while
because of some you know, the city thing, but now
I think it's getting a little bit better from what
we hear.

Speaker 12 (01:49:09):
So we're heading up and whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
Sporting events going on in town, you know, go to
Ticketmaster or whatever and get into a game.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
Yeah, just go see some stuff. There's lots to do here.
And then, funny, there's more stuff to do here than
anywhere else. And we really don't have any answers. We
have some good answers.

Speaker 5 (01:49:24):
Keep going, I means you can see so many different museums.

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
So excited to see my first rat on the subway.
That was such a cool thing for me. Shut up.

Speaker 9 (01:49:35):
Everybody always says, hey, there's a lot of rats on
the subway, and you're kind of skeptical, and then when
you finally see it, you're like, wow, you're weird.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
What how many was a child? And you've got to
go to Catches Dally and have a pastrami on Rye.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
I mean it's a right and Canal Street to buy
knock off oh my god, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:54):
In a bar and get into a fight with him
because he's usually doing that.

Speaker 9 (01:49:57):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
Another great thing about New York City is the walking.
You can just walk everywhere, and before you know it,
you have walked with forty thousand steps and you're done.

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
Chinatown for dinner or Little Italy for dinner and Canoli.
Don't forget that.

Speaker 12 (01:50:12):
Yeah that going to.

Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
I'm gonna hang out with you guys. We wanna merge
into your party, Howard, have a great time in New
York City. Please leave it the way you found it.

Speaker 18 (01:50:19):
Oh we will.

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
Well, thanks for depending on us for all this information.
Have fun. Break a leg, all right, break a leg time, Okay,
take care, Howard, and there you go. Phone call Roulette. Yeah,
we'll try again next time.

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Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
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Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
Out, all right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and
do it again until next time. Say peace out, everybody,
peece out, everybody,