FULL SHOW: The Day We Cast Spells

Gandhi finds her old diary, Jamie's drowning in boy drama, and a caller shares how sobriety brought old friendships back. Plus, casting spells on exes, dating red flags, and the ultimate vacation heartbreak: Allie gets dumped and has to maintain eye contact.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get up like the butt crack of dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Daddy's buying today.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm gonna come to your bedside tonight.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go.

Speaker 6 (00:25):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
So just in passing uh straight eight says so A Gandhi, Danielle,
do you have your old diaries from when you were
a kid sitting around your house? So Gandhi says, wait
a minute, I do have my diary from seventh grade.
And we're like, oh, gold mine. So Gandhi went and
grabbed the look she's showing it in our zoom room.
She went and grabbed her diary and started reading it,

(00:50):
and she made the most crazy discovery in her seventh
grade diary. I mean, blow you away discovery.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Can't believe it. So I've told you guys before.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
My boyfriend and I met when I was in sixth grade.
We rode the bus together. He was a neighbor he
lived in my neighborhood. But we were not nice.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
To each other.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
We were, in fact, very mean to each other. And
apparently one of, if not more, of the incidents have
been documented in my diary. And I just opened it
up and started dying like, oh my god. First of all,
kids are horrible to each other, right, And second of all, Brendan,
I'm sorry. I was just as mean to you as

(01:31):
you were to me.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
This is horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
So you guys, you knew each other as a excuse me,
seventh graders, and then you all you went your separate
ways for years and years and years, right, yes, And
how did you guys reconnect several years ago?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
I mean, we didn't end on terrible terms.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
He moved and then I moved not too long after,
and then of course social media, so we found each
other and we sort of just kept in touch that
way over the years. We would talk about shoes and
stupid things, and you know, he had his whole life
and I had my whole life. And then he came
to New York and he posted a picture right down
the street from where we work. So I commented and
was like, really, Brandon, you're gonna be right down the street.
You're not going to say hi? And he was like,

(02:07):
oh my god, Yeah, come on, let's go look around
the city and see what's going on. And then from
that point on here we are.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's so awesome. But anyway, Gandhi just read an entry
from this diary about interactions between Brandon and her seventh
grade that our mind blowingly fabulous. Do you want to
read it? Do you want to read one line? Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh just one line? Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Well also read.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
To them what you read it was, this is shocking.
Keep mind, this is seventh grade. Kids are awful to
each other.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
I actually think this was this was sixth grade. So
here we go.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
So today it was a very good day until I
got on the bus. This a this f hole named
Brandon kept telling me people were talking about me and
saying stuff like I smelled. So me, being the vocal
person that I am, started in on him, telling him
he wore same f and clothes every f and day.
That really got him mad, so he said, whatever you

(03:05):
smell like some nasty Indian odor. I could have taken
anything he dished out, except for that every time somebody
says something about my family or my culture, I either
cry or punch him. Today I waited until he got
off the bus and cried, I've only punched one person
in the face.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
This is your boyfriend. This is the guy that you're
in love with.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
Now this is this is Yeah, apparently the person I
punched in the face was talking crap about my dad
and sister at a football game, so I let him
have it so hard I made his cheek bleed.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I've never regretted it, and I do it again.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Well, I'm all cooled off after soccer practice and writing
to you and talking to my friends.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Gotta go see you later.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
This is awesome.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh my gosh, wow, sane, Oh my god. See this
is how sometimes boys and girls, you know, flirt with
each other.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's dear Diary day. You can text us like a
line or two from your diary at fifty five one
if you want, look at this one. I found my
diary from middle school and I reflected on this new kid,
Justin Bieber, and how cute he was. It was crazy,
So I guess she went to school with Justin Bieber. Wow.

(04:23):
A lot of people are texting in there gone their
their diary entries. It's really it's interesting.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Anyway, go ahead, I want to hear those On the
side of this diary. I'm holding it up to the
zoom room so you guys can see it. It says
I love Craig King way much.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Do you remember who Craig Craig King.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
I saw Craig King in a really sad situation over
our vacation. Actually, his older sister passed away and then
went to the funeral. So yes, I did see Craig.
And he's still wonderful and an amazing human being. And no,
I don't still love him way much like that. I
do love him way much.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
But not way like that like the diary heard. Here's
one dear diary in my junior here of high school.
I think I'm in love with mister teacher. Side note,
he was arrested for boinking students the next year. Oh my,
there you go boinking. But listen to this. How sweet
this is, dear diary. Today, I saw a boy and

(05:18):
I wonder if he noticed me. He took my breath away?
Oh and then that's so romantic. But in Gandhi's in
Gandhi's diary, she's a this f hole name Brandon sixth grade.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
He he just sent me the longest, like most adorable
apology about my diary entry from sixth grade, like I'm
holding it against him. And by the way, I might
have left out some of the horrible things that I
also said to him, which so he has this like
amazing scar slash mark on the side of his face.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
It's my favorite thing about his face. Apparently in my
sixth grade anger, I told him it looked like a
bird pooped on his face every day.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
The way that you and Brandon talked to each other
in sixth grade was total flirting.

Speaker 9 (06:07):
You can y.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, yeah, maybe not the part where he called you
a smelly Indian.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
That part his face looks like poop.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
The God, it's so awful.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I'm kind of troubled by a text that just came in.

Speaker 10 (06:21):
They said that in the fifth grade, their mom said
that they read her diary. She read her diary because
the diary said I was in love with a boy.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
So she took the diary away from her.

Speaker 10 (06:30):
Now is that going to like prevent her from having
those thoughts like, you know, you don't get to write
these things.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
But that's not awful. You don't do that to your kid. Well,
I will tell you some other person sense to text
in saying her mother gave her a diary. It was
a traps. This is why the way her mother kept
up with her. Oh, Andrea on line twenty four, really
is that what happened? Andrea, she gave you a diary
and it was a trap so she could spy on you.

Speaker 11 (06:55):
She gave it to me as a guest, and you know,
I wrote, and I wrote personal things and and I
had a lock in it. But I came back to
it one day and she had wrote me a little
note at it about how she read everything.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Is a traumatizing, traumatizing for you.

Speaker 11 (07:11):
Yeah, I'll never write my thoughts down over again. And diary.

Speaker 12 (07:15):
Wow, my mom my mom.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Mused to just pick up the phone on the other
end and she would just listening and I'd hear breath
and I'd be.

Speaker 12 (07:23):
Like, what the what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
And her answer would be, how else am I supposed
to know what's going on? I'm like, are you serious?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Right now? All right, Andrea, thank you for calling. Have
a good day today.

Speaker 13 (07:34):
Okay, Yeah, I love you guys.

Speaker 11 (07:36):
Thank you, have a great day.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Thank you. You know, looking at this diary situation with
Brandon Gandhi's current boyfriend and past bully, actually it sounds
like you were the bully.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I think it was mutual combat. I really do.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
I mean, I know me and I know little me,
and she wasn't. I think I'm a lot nicer now, So.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
She had to.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
That's what he said too. He's like, you had to
have started it. I remembered everybody I hated. I never
hated you.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
You started it.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
But someone else sent us a text saying that her
bully from sixth grade is now her husband. So there
you have Molly on my twenty three. Let's let's talk
about Molly's diary. Hey Molly, Hi, how are you doing well?
So you had a rating scale in your diary? What
was that all about?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I did?

Speaker 14 (08:23):
I had a rating scale on which WWF wrestlers were
the hottest.

Speaker 15 (08:31):
Where was Macho Man Randy Savage?

Speaker 11 (08:34):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (08:34):
I think that was a little bit before my time.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 (08:37):
Oh sorry?

Speaker 15 (08:38):
So you were more like the Rock Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
The Raw.

Speaker 14 (08:41):
Actually, Triple H was the hottest.

Speaker 17 (08:43):
He was my favorite, so he was number one.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
That's so cool. Do you still have your diary?

Speaker 18 (08:50):
I do.

Speaker 14 (08:51):
Actually, when we moved, I found it and I kind
of hit it in our entertainment center so that my
husband wouldn't find it.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Man, I just got a text Molly. It says I
knew that my dad was reading my diary, so I
wrote in it I was having sex with my boyfriend
just to make it mad.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Oh my gosh, one of my very best friends. When
we were in eighth grade, we were supposed to go
and have spring break together, and she and her diary
wrote a list of every guy that she had made
out with, or hooked up with, or done anything with,
and her mom found it. She wasn't allowed to go
on spring break with me anymore or hang out with
me because somehow it was my fault. I wasn't doing

(09:29):
that stuff. It was only her, But.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Molly, thank you for calling, and good luck with your
your your hotness scale with the ww wrestlers. Thanks for listening.
Our own Daniel dellello is on line twenty four.

Speaker 15 (09:50):
You doing.

Speaker 13 (09:50):
I miss you guys so much. I gotta tell you,
it's been devastating. Went out you. My life has been devastating.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Your mother she read your diary when you were a
little girl.

Speaker 13 (10:04):
Oh twice. She read that book twice.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
What made her the most mad?

Speaker 13 (10:15):
Well, I was a cheerleader, and so I had alot
a boyfriend. I was like fifteen, and so my mother
she wouldn't really let me hang out with him. So
I would lie and say I had cheerleading practice, and
I would go ride my bike to his house. She

(10:38):
reads my diary.

Speaker 19 (10:39):
And she goes.

Speaker 13 (10:40):
So we're why a last Thursday, I said, I was
at cheerleading practice. No you weren't. Somebody told you told
me you were at Dave's house. I said, Dave. I
broke up with Dave. Meanwhile, she read my diary. I
was there every thursdays.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I can listen to Daniel. Just tell the story.

Speaker 15 (11:06):
What were you doing in Dave's house on Thursday?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh gee, okay, Robby.

Speaker 13 (11:12):
I'm not saying that on the air because it's inappropriate,
but I'll text it to you later.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Daniel, I love you.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
You have a great day. I'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 13 (11:28):
Okay, all right, sounds great?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Take care?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
All right? Scary? Don't diaries have locks and keys? You
know that little in the world?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Did you take a Bobby Pennon can open that up?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Come on, you had one of these.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
It was a pink diary with a heart, and I
remember that it had a little fold over with a
little tiny.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Key and you can get in that. You could sneeze
on it. It would open. All right. I love that show.
I'm gonna play hooky goodbye.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Tell mister Ran in the Morning show. Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Phone tap, Garrett, what do you have?

Speaker 20 (12:10):
Well, Emily is playing a phone tap on her mom, Martha. Now,
Emily wants to become an actress very bad, and she's
been sending out headshots and going out on auditions, and
sometimes to get the first big break, you have to
do some things that are not normal. So I'm gonna
call out and tell Emily's mom, Martha, that she got
her first job.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
The mom is being phone tapped by Emily. Yes, correct, right,
here we go. Let's freak out mom with her first
acting job. Yes, all right, let's listen to today's phone tap.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
Hello, Hi, is Emily home?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
She's at school? Can I help you?

Speaker 9 (12:43):
She left our studio about like twenty minutes ago. My
name is Carl Winslow. I'm a casting director and putting
together a commercial and Emily is on the top of
our list for being our lead actress in our commercial.

Speaker 21 (12:55):
She went today this morning to see you.

Speaker 9 (12:58):
Yeah, I just saw her in not even a half
hour ago. She was wonderful. We love her.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Lips, they were they were love her lips.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Well, yeah, that's what we're looking for In this.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's it's her lips.

Speaker 11 (13:08):
What is she doing?

Speaker 9 (13:09):
Well, it's a new product that's coming out onto the market.
They're called guy Pops. Where Yeah, guy Pops brand new
ice pops that are coming out and.

Speaker 21 (13:18):
Uh, stude, what is she doing in this commercial?

Speaker 9 (13:21):
Oh, let's set the scene. She's on a bed. Very yeah,
she's on a neat bed and she's just enjoying an
ice pop on a on a hot summer night.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
She's on a bed sucking on an ice pop.

Speaker 9 (13:34):
Well, yes, and her friend is over too. They're kind
of having like a slumber party type thing, and you know,
her friend is like, oh, you know, let me let
me help.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
You and her girlfriend will help.

Speaker 9 (13:44):
What are you talking about that commercial? That's that's an
it's a TV commercial for forgot. She's she's just wearing
her pj's, you know a lot of the pjs you
would wear on a hot summer night.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Company is this guy Pop? What is this anyway? What
kind of company?

Speaker 9 (13:59):
It's an ice pops?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Like this sounds like something I don't want my daughter in.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
We also have another campaign maybe she might be interested in.
It's for fish sticks and she would be a sexy
pirate eating a fish stick from another sexy pirate's mouth.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
My girl is going to college right now. We don't
do this at home.

Speaker 18 (14:14):
We don't suck fish sticks or pops on national television. No,
thank you, This is not the big break.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
My daughter niece.

Speaker 22 (14:22):
Oh my god, he's so pissed. Oh hold on, she's
calling myself.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
Do me a favorite. Don't pick up. We're gonna call
her right back. And act like you don't know what's
going on. Don't pick up, Act like you don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 16 (14:32):
All right?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Hold on, hello, what's up? Where are you?

Speaker 23 (14:38):
Then?

Speaker 18 (14:38):
It's school.

Speaker 22 (14:38):
I just got here. I have to get to this
class that I just saw you called.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
You're just rushing now, you're doing it like an hour and.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
A half ago.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I know.

Speaker 22 (14:47):
But I had this amazing audition today.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh, an amazing audition. Huh tell me all about this.

Speaker 15 (14:52):
Oh.

Speaker 22 (14:52):
I just found out about it this morning, and so
they called and I had to rush over there.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Why don't you tell me you were going on an
audition this morning?

Speaker 22 (15:01):
Because they just found out about I didn't even have
time to call you. I have time to do anything.
They said that they would call me and let me
know oh they called.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
All right, they already called.

Speaker 24 (15:10):
What did they say?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, you got it?

Speaker 22 (15:13):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'm really serious? You got it?

Speaker 18 (15:16):
Oh my god, mother, oh my god, you're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's disgusting. Sucking on a pop a guy pop on TV.

Speaker 18 (15:24):
Mom, Why are you kidding? Sucking on a guy pop
with your friend and your pj's on a hot summer night.
Is that it's an icicle commercial?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, it's an Isico soft porn commercial. You're not doing that.
We're not sending you to calture that kind of What
are they kidding? How dare they do that?

Speaker 22 (15:41):
This is like my big break.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I don't care about your big bread. No, you don't
get a better big break. Pardon me.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
You're gonna ruin my dream.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
You know it never wins.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's not your dream. This is porno. This is not
your dream. You're not gonna be taking advantage of like that.

Speaker 18 (15:55):
No, you're a beautiful young woman and you're not gonna
be doing that kind of junk on television for me
to watch, for everybody else to watch.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
No way, this is not born.

Speaker 22 (16:03):
Everybody gets certain commercials and.

Speaker 18 (16:05):
Been perve that cold me saying that you have these
big luscious lips and this girl's.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Gonna pull pops out of your mouth.

Speaker 18 (16:11):
No way.

Speaker 22 (16:11):
Everybody says that I have nice clips. Brian loves my lips.
Every boyfriend says that I have amazing, like plump lips,
Like I don't even tell me about this.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'm want to You're gonna go to church, man, You're
gonna have some holy water down your throat.

Speaker 9 (16:23):
Martha, Emily, who's this? My name is Gareth and Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show and you just got photo.

Speaker 19 (16:29):
Oh god, I'm not gonna ice pops.

Speaker 21 (16:33):
Oh my god, that's so great.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
So embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted.

Speaker 13 (16:42):
By all party.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
See Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
So much to do? I mean, don't go anywhere, because
this is gonna be just groundbreaking radio. This is going
to be enterated to the Radio Broadcast Hall of Fame.
I can tell you our friend Jamie or she works
down the hall and rides in with Gandhi every morning.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yeah, she picks me up every day. We ride to
work every day together.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I did so I guess on that ride to work,
even though you're still half asleep, you still talk a
lot about your lives and.

Speaker 12 (17:17):
This and that we talk about we cram a lot
in yep.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Right, so let's start with let's start with the roommate situation. Yes, okay,
so you live with two guys, right, I live.

Speaker 25 (17:29):
With two guys, which I love because I think I
get along better with men.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
So it's fine. I get it. I get it.

Speaker 25 (17:34):
So I took myself off all the dating apps and
I decided if something came up in real life, I would.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Go for it.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
So it did.

Speaker 25 (17:40):
This guy was on my Instagram and we have mutual friends,
so I got his number. I reached out and I
texted him and it was only the second time we
were texting, and we talked about our living situations and
I said something about Tom and he goes, I'm sorry,
what you have a mill roommate? I said, yeah, I
have two, and he basically insinuated, am I doing them?

Speaker 21 (18:00):
Well?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
No, exactly what was it? He said? Are you with them?

Speaker 25 (18:03):
He does jackpot, You're a knockout? He goes, are you
doing them both? And I'm like I was like, I
was like, wait, what I said, they're like, my brother
is absolutely not. He goes, I'm sure they wouldn't kick
you out. I said, but it's not like that. He goes,
Are they straight? I go yeah? He goes, What am
I missing here? You got to set a twigg and
berries or something? Okay, he said to me the second

(18:27):
time we're texting.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Okay, here, let me just tell you that's not the story,
Gandhi told us. Gandhi walked in and said these words. Hey,
so Jamie has two guy roommates. So a guy that
she was thinking about dating asked if she's doing them,
and she got really upset.

Speaker 9 (18:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (18:41):
Yeah, well I was offended.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Why not? But the things you're saying, he said, were
kind of creepy, don't you think? Gandhy?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
So, here's what I think.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Okay, based on the way that she told me the
conversation happened, I think this guy was trying to joke
around with her and in a flattering way, be like,
oh my god, how can you live with you guys
and they haven't wanted to hook up with you when
you're so hot. I think he probably did deliver it well,
and he didn't expect the conversation to go in the
direction it ended up going when Jamie got triggered.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Right, yeah, but you she thinks you were really triggered
and very offended.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
Well, see, well this is what happened. So uh yeah, so.

Speaker 25 (19:17):
I didn't like I have a really great sense of humor.
I'm not offended easily. If we had some type of rapport,
I wouldn't probably have laughed at that, but he was
trying to get to know me. It was only the
second time we texted, so I slept on it. The
next day, he wrote good morning, and I took like
six hours to write him back, and I wrote, hey,
I was just looking back at our text and I said, really,
you're asking me if I'm doing my roommates and I

(19:37):
have twigging berries.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
I said, do better. Good luck.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
She also said I'm disappointed.

Speaker 25 (19:43):
Oh, I said, I'm disappointed in your behavior for your
first impression. Wow, and here what I beg your pardon?
And then immediately he blocked me on Facebook, Instagram and
my phone number.

Speaker 12 (19:52):
Okay, well, so it was a little extreme you.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
So Gandhi feels you over you over reacting.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
So I told her I think he was messing around
with her, and that if I was him because she
was very upset that he blocked her. She's like, I
don't understand what I did that would get.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Me blocked, and I said goodbye. Basically, yeah, Well, so.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
If I had just met somebody and they got my
number and then reached out to me and I'm messing
around with them and I say something and then they
go off on me and they're like, do better. I'm disappointed,
I'd be like, who the hell are you?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I would say goodbye to If I was him, I
would block.

Speaker 25 (20:25):
The friend that gave us our phone each other's phone numbers,
said to him before, Hey, she's kind of hesitant in
even reaching out because she's met a lot of jerks,
and then this is his literally go to the second time.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Right, So that's your history.

Speaker 12 (20:36):
Yes, So I mean this is what I attract. I
can't help, but this is just who I am.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
I could be wrong.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
I don't know this is what happened.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
We don't know the guy, but he could have just
had what he thought was a sense of humor, and
he could there could be a lot of good you
just flushed goodbye, Okay, goodbye.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
Because if I was thinking, if I just met a guy,
no matter how I met him, and then I found
out he lived with two girls.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
I would be like, you hook up with these girls?
What's going on there?

Speaker 7 (21:02):
I think it's just a natural question to ask somebody
when that comes up.

Speaker 12 (21:06):
Now all gate, Maybe not right out of the gate,
I trash.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Some people don't wait until you're more comfortable with each
other with each other to horse around, because it's just
you know, time is fleeting. Let's get to the point. Oh,
so you're sleeping with your roommates. Kidding?

Speaker 16 (21:24):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
And that potential seven is.

Speaker 12 (21:26):
In the word twig and berries.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
That's too abrupt. Twig berries is asking you if you
had male I had male parts? Yeah, what's that name?

Speaker 26 (21:36):
I think the twigging berries was a little extreme. However,
I'm like Gandhi, I would have asked if you're hooking
up with your roommates, because I've been in a situation
where I went on a date with a girl and
she had a guy roommate, and then I find out
later that they used to hook up. So it's just
instantly awkward across the board.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Okay, but if they used to hook up, if that's.

Speaker 25 (21:53):
What I get the question. But he took it too far.
But the male parts.

Speaker 12 (21:59):
Okay, right, he should have stopped before the twigg and berries.

Speaker 15 (22:02):
Oh okay, yeah, I'd agree with that.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
I think he was still just trying to double down though,
and say, like, you're so attractive. The only reason they
wouldn't have made a move is because maybe.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Do you do?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
You have twigg and berries. I think he wasn't funny,
and he was trying to be funny.

Speaker 12 (22:14):
Clearly an idiot, but my favorite.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
So he blocked her on all these things, right, and
then she went and blocked him back.

Speaker 23 (22:19):
I just I just well, I just think that the fact
that he blocked me so super.

Speaker 12 (22:23):
Fast, it says more about his character that he can't handle.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Okay, I see, I see. The most offensive thing I
see happening here is him blocking you so quickly. I
get yeah, I know, okay, And if.

Speaker 25 (22:34):
He followed me, I would totally get it. But to
block me, it's like, well, you can't handle any criticism.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, goodbye. I get it.

Speaker 25 (22:41):
When I said disappointed, that was his trigger, He's like
he couldn't handle it.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Disappointment is disappointment is worse than I'm done.

Speaker 12 (22:51):
We'll see what else.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
The whole point of this conversation by the way was
early this morning. Gandhi says, Oh, I don't know. Jamie
just got a little butt hurt too fast about what
this guy said to her. That's what you say.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
We had an open conversation.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yes, I was laughing while we have you here. Yes,
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna bring this up. So downstairs
on the sidewalk in front from a building is it's
a food cart there.

Speaker 12 (23:19):
Every day we're going here.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
We don't have to stop stop me, now, go for it.
So about five years ago, you dated or hooked up
more like cooking. You hooked up with a guy who
worked part time.

Speaker 12 (23:33):
In the coffee cart. Guy's son.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, the coffee cart guy started and the and he
sometimes works the coffee car too, he does. So that
was five years ago. And because of that, you park
one block that way and you have to take an
entire city block around the building so you don't pass him.

Speaker 25 (23:51):
Well, I started to well, he hadn't been there for years,
and then I got word that he was back. So
I said to God, I'm like, oh my god, we
need to go around the building. Like, would you relax?
I was freaking out, and I was like, well, I
brown hair, now so you probably won't recognize me. I
literally parked a different way and made her go around
the building. But then one day it did backfire because
we didn't see him. We always try to peek in

(24:11):
the cart as we're going to park to see if
he's in there, and then we'll.

Speaker 12 (24:14):
Park somewhere else.

Speaker 25 (24:16):
But then one day at backfired and we got up
to the cart and there he was.

Speaker 12 (24:20):
Yep, And it was really awkward, wasn't it.

Speaker 27 (24:22):
She was there.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
It was a little often it was like, hey, he's
in the cart. It was just yeah, So I love
it how people and I've done this before, by the way,
I just laughed and a booker came out of the ark.
Have you ever changed your daily routine just because you
need to avoid a hookup?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yeah, that's awesome. Oh yes she has.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
And she almost made me change my routine too because
I stopped by it. They hided them every day and
like get something in the cart. And the best part, Jamie,
if she's caught off.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Guard, is not the smoothest right.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
So we're coming around the corner and she sees him
in the car and she freezes, but it's still with
an earshot of the cart and she's screaming from the
corner and I can't wants to do.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
What do I do?

Speaker 6 (25:02):
I can't down.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
She's like, just go.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Around the back.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Okay, wait a second, hold on. So here's the point.
You have changed your daily routine. But you know what,
he doesn't care if you walk by. He hasn't moved
his cart. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (25:17):
He doesn't.

Speaker 25 (25:19):
But where he was asking about me? So then I
try to really avoid him. I'm sorry, it's over with
me and a guy like I block you, I throw
everything you ever gave me.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
It's over.

Speaker 12 (25:30):
It's like you didn't.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
Exist, you know.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
But you know what hookups can be, just that it's
a hookup and we can move on to You're not
friends with anyone you've hooked up with before, Jamie.

Speaker 25 (25:39):
UM, not close friends, no, but sometimes uncomfortable friends.

Speaker 12 (25:44):
Yeah, uncomfortable friends.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
It's so wild because I have many friends who I've
hooked up with and we're just friends now and no
one talks about it. It's like who cares?

Speaker 25 (25:53):
The thing is they always bring it up and talk
about it.

Speaker 12 (25:55):
I don't want to talk about.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
It all right anyway, So that's our friend, Jamie.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I love Jamie. He's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
You can also hear Jamie on Walkers and Talkers with
Brody and you can follow her at the Talking Jamie.

Speaker 12 (26:09):
Thank you Yes on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
All right, we love you, Jamie, thank you so much.
Get out of here. Okay, stop walking an entire city
block around just.

Speaker 25 (26:18):
To avoid I'm not going to stop Dragon Gandhi around
a different way.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
I'm sorry, it's funny.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Just walk by and own the world, Okay, because you
know what, at the end of the day, you're fabulus.
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
And this guy is cute. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
He's a cute coffee card guy. I never I've never
seen him.

Speaker 12 (26:33):
He's pretty hot. Okay, Yeah, we're done now.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Okay, that is so stupid.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show, Elvis Duran and The
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Remember last week we were talking to interned Stephanie about
shedding yourself from the world of toxic friends. Just getting
ready getting rid of your toxic friends is kicking them
to the curb. Yeah, we received this incredible text, go
ahead and pick up line nineteen. We picked up this
incredible text from our friend Amy. Hi, Amy, how are you?

Speaker 25 (27:18):
I'm good?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
How are you guys doing great. I'm so glad we
could talk to you. Amy sentence a text. May I
read your text? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (27:25):
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Okay, we're talking about getting rid of toxic friends, but
she had friends that got rid of her. The text says,
I lost some good friends in the past because I
was such a heavy drinker. I'm sober now, So what's
your opinion about me trying to get back in touch
with them. I love this text. And by the way,

(27:48):
just because you're a heavy drinker doesn't mean you're toxic.
I don't want to mix those two. But if you're
a heavy drinker, sometimes you can it can be a
little rough with friendships.

Speaker 19 (27:59):
Right, Yeah, yes, definitely.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
So I mean, how did they eliminate you from their lives?
In what way?

Speaker 19 (28:11):
Just kind of disappeared. I know I had one of them.
I think about a lot. Is my best friend from
high school that we were really close and she got
married to another guy from high school and we had
all gone to their wedding in Gatlinburg and everything, and

(28:32):
he was really upset with my drinking, right, and so
he told her that you should stop hanging around her,
and they moved I think to Akron or somewhere basically
somewhere in the woods, and she the only time I've
heard Fummer since like the past thirty years is when

(28:54):
her parents passed away. Wow, and not that long ago.
I tried to call and there was no answer, and
so I left a message, you know, like, Hey, you know,
I'm If you're worried that I'm like drunk styling or something,
I'm not. I'm sober now, you know. I hope to
talk to you. And I didn't get a call back,

(29:17):
but I mean, it could have been anything. But in
my mind, I'm all worried, Like, you know, God, does
she still think I'm in that position? Because it got
really bad? I will admit that. Well.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
But you know, Amy, she may have definitely seen you
on the caller idea and heard your message and for
some reason decided not to reach back out. And you
did all you could do. I mean, you did what
you might do to reconnect with her. But if she
doesn't reconnect with you, then you know that's on her,
you know. But I love the fact that you're thinking
about all these friends that you miss and may miss

(29:52):
you because of your past with drinking. But did you
go through the twelve step program or how if I'm
being too Pererson'll let me know. But how did you.

Speaker 18 (30:03):
Well?

Speaker 19 (30:04):
For me, it was really really bad, and I went
to a couple inpatients. I did go to the twelve
step a couple of different times. They with that for
a while and everything, and for me, it just finally
got too bad and I, you know, went to an
impatient program and it just stuck, thankfully. And I think

(30:28):
part of it is that the guy I was with,
he was kind of I can't think of the word,
but basically he wouldn't if I wanted to drink, he'd
be like, Okay, you shouldn't. But or he'd be I'm
going to the store. You want me to pick you
up something?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yeah, I'm like that. He was not helping him.

Speaker 19 (30:52):
I know he was not.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
An ex boyfriend of mine was a He went through
twelve Step and part of his twelve step steps was
calling the people he felt he had wronged. Right, did
you do that?

Speaker 28 (31:06):
You?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Did you have to do that?

Speaker 23 (31:07):
Right?

Speaker 18 (31:08):
No?

Speaker 19 (31:09):
I didn't get that far or deep into it. I
went to the meetings and stuff like that, and I
did some of the step but I didn't do them all.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Okay, But Amy you're not upset because a lot of
people might have been pissed off that their friends kind
of you know, left them when they needed them the most.
You don't blame that A good point. You don't blame
them though, for walking away from you.

Speaker 19 (31:31):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Okay, Wow, good questions.

Speaker 19 (31:34):
I've got one other friend I think of a lot. Actually,
I actually have dreams about her and stuff. But he
was a friend from college and then I ended up
working beside her. She was a coworker, and she was
a really good friend. And I know when she got married.
I remember I got really bad drinking drunk whatever at

(31:56):
her wedding, And I have a feeling that that's probably
some hurt that she has, that maybe she's just like, okay.

Speaker 13 (32:05):
That's enough.

Speaker 19 (32:05):
Wow, Okay, So I haven't really reached out to her yet.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Well, look, you know, I think it's admirable that you
are thinking of them and you're reaching out. If you
call maybe ten people and you get two callbacks, that's great.

Speaker 25 (32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
You know, it doesn't mean you have to be besties
and have to go to movies with each other. It's
just letting them know you're thinking about them and letting
them know how you're doing. I bet they've been curious, Gandhi,
what are you thinking.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
I think that making amends thing seems like an important
step to you at the moment. If you want to
reach out to these people and in your head you know, yeah,
this was an inciting incident and it caused them problems
and you are the person that brings it up. Maybe
that would do some good for all of you.

Speaker 19 (32:45):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, And you know what I'm thinking you all. Elvis
just said, like, if two out of ten call you back,
it's great, So maybe start with that. But then maybe
those two, if they know any of the other people,
might be able to say, hey, I had a great
conversation with Amy, she's doing great. Maybe you should reach out,
and you just never know how, like more people will
start reaching out.

Speaker 19 (33:07):
You guys have good information.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
I would also say, don't don't get too sad if
you do your part and you reach out and people
don't get back to you immediately, because everyone works through
something in their own time. And as long as you're
happy with what you've done, and you've come to a
better place in your life and done everything you can,
then sometimes you just got to move on, and they might.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Have things going out their lives.

Speaker 26 (33:28):
You include them from reaching back out to you, So
it's not all about.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
You never know, Amy, it's been you know, Amy, And
I'm loving the fact that you're on with us because
a lot of people are listening, and maybe even people
in this room who are thinking. You know what, there
was that person that I ran away from back in
the day for whatever reason. It may be drinking or whatever,
and I do wonder how they're doing. I guess it's

(33:52):
been years, time has passed. I'm gonna give them a
call just to let them know I'm thinking about them.

Speaker 19 (33:57):
That's great. Everyone gives people a chance.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Amen.

Speaker 19 (34:03):
You know, everybody makes mistakes in their life. You know,
like I said, mine got very bad, and I wouldn't
blame people for staying away from me. But thankfully I'm
out of that and hopefully I can reconnect with some friends.
And I'm just saying to everyone else, if there's anyone

(34:25):
in your life like that, give them a chance.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Let me ask you this, Amy, Has this process made
you more patient with your friends that otherwise would have
driven you a nuts? You know what I'm saying. I mean,
are you finding yourself going through life now with patients
for anything and everything, including traffic and bills and whatever,
because you understand that people are more patient with you
at one point.

Speaker 19 (34:49):
Not quite as well.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, well it's it's definitely something to think about, you know.

Speaker 19 (34:54):
Yeah. Well I don't have any friends, unfortunately. I'm like
a love the push. I'm very good at talking to
people when they come to me, but I'm not good
at going to them. So that's something that maybe this
can help me work on.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Well, you have us, and I appreciate you spending time
with us, and I know that you really really made
a lot of people do some thinking. And thank you
so much. We appreciate it. Amy, and you have a
great day, and thanks for listening to our show and
thanks for being a part of it.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Thank you always, thank you, Bye bye, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
So what did you guys think about that?

Speaker 7 (35:33):
I think it's really interesting. I have a lot of
friends who have gone through their own struggles with addiction,
and of all of them, a couple have come out
on the other side. But when you're in it with someone,
addiction doesn't just affect the person that's addicted. It affects
the entire circle around them, and things that have happened.
I understand both sides of it, and I see why
she definitely wants to reach out. I also see why

(35:54):
maybe some people might not.

Speaker 12 (35:55):
Be ready for it.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
But either way, she can only do what she can.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Do, and she's got to be patient. She's got to
let them do it in there time too.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
You know, people come and go in and out of
our lives, and they're there for a reason, and if
they leave, they leave for a reason and we move
on to new victims. But that's just that's life, you know.
That's that's the way it is. And if someone you

(36:21):
have wronged in the past never wants to speak to
you again, okay, well, no regrets, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
You sound like you're singing a song from Wicked.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I am.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, there's a song in it talking about how people
come into our lives for reasons and then they go
and you know, yeah, you're gonna make.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Me cry, you know, Gandhi. It's like that guy and
Drew Barry Moore's show The Florist. Yes, people are asking
him how to prolong the lives of bouquets of flowers.
What he said was pretty cool, right.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
He said, flowers are meant to die. They bloom and
they die, and they teach us about living in the
moment and appreciating things while they're here. Don't waste your time. Well,
you can appreciate what's here on trying to prolong something
that's inevitably going away.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
There you go. It applies to friends and anything else
in life.

Speaker 29 (37:07):
Excellent, Good morning, Elvis d Wan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Hey, for what it's worth, listening to your favorite music
can reduce pain. This was a story that was out yesterday.
Did you read this, Kandhi?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
But I believe it.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, if you're listening to your favorite music, it might
be beneficial. It might be beneficial to your health after all.
And I would think, why are we just now learning this,
because we've known for a fact that people who live
happier lives, live longer and are healthier. And even the
best of medical doctors will tell you it goes beyond medicine.

(37:51):
It has to do with your outlook on life, your positivity,
the people you surround yourself with, and then you know,
exercising and eating well from time to time and not
smoke cigre. There's whole list, right, Yeah, and then none
of the all of that can be achieved without going
to a doctor's office. But listening to your favorite music.
It's surely it's the same as being happy, right, I

(38:13):
mean the pheromones or whatever. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
I totally agree.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
I mean, I know this sounds very silly, but they
say that even if you're in a bad mood and
you start singing your favorite songs, that that's supposed to
help you get better, not just because one it's your
favorite song and you like to hear it, it elicits
good emotion, but because of the airflow while you're breathing
and singing, it's supposed to be very good for you.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Well, there is that. See we were talking about that
special that's on and I think it's Netflix, I don't know.
It's called one hundred Years. Blue Zones, people that live
in these blue zones around the world, who are living,
on average, much older lives than the rest of us.
And he went to this one village somewhere and look
at me. All the details were missing, and I think

(38:53):
it was in Greece actually, And these people in this village,
and the friends and the families, they get together almost
every night or every the other night, and they party
and they dance and they have a little wine and
they laugh, and they live much longer lives than the
rest of us. He's like, they don't exercise, but he
was showing them dancing around the campfire. They were exercising

(39:15):
and they're getting there. Yeah, they're getting their cardio through dancing.
And you know, I just when you say, hey, if
you sing your favorite song, it also includes you know,
airflow and oxygen going to your brain because you're breathing
and singing. It all makes sense. Doing the things that
make you happy at the moment are doing much more
to your body in a positive way than you'll ever

(39:36):
ever realize. Right, Yeah, they say here, you know how
if you go to the doctor and you're feeling pain,
he'll say, okay, the pain you have in your arm,
the scale of zero to ten, where is it? And
you give him a number. So that's I'm assuming how
they did it. Scientists found that pain was not just reduced,
but strongly reduced among participants if they were listening to

(39:59):
some of their favorite music. They're saying it was a
very noticeable, noticeable difference. Right. My mother, who was living
with an awful, awful, awful life of dementia. Near the
end of her days, of course, she just couldn't remember anything,

(40:19):
and every once in a while she would become a
little lucid than not. We would play music from her
from her earlier years. You put on some Tony Bennett,
she would light up and she would sing all the words.
And it really shows you how music leaves a deep
footprint in your heart and in your brain. Because of
the emotions you felt when you first heard that song
that you love I mean bad example Rio by Duran Duran.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Example.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I know for you it is because for some reason,
and you can't even explain why, when you hear that song,
it makes you happy and you don't have to explain.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
No, it just makes me happy. It's like a feeling
of freedom song, like you know you can dance around
on a beach and have a good time. That's how
I feel.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
So we could do a show where we don't play
any music at all, but you know, for several reasons
we do. Now I know another reason for your health. Yes,
and so we have time to go pee yah, right,
and then we can do all the off color, off
color jokes that HR would have us fired over while
the song's playing. We're saving you from that. Music is
helping us, uh maintain a career as well.

Speaker 30 (41:21):
Music.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
We love music, you music, So there you have it.
I was also reading today about birthdays. We've known this,
especially during pandemic. They're saying that blowing out candles on
a cake is just the most disgusting thing you can do.
It's more disgusting than we thought, really, the amounts of

(41:43):
bacteria flying onto your birthday cake. Not only does the
cake get a spray of froggy saliva, but the cakes
already iced with a layer of bacteria. And they how
do you do it.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Any other way?

Speaker 15 (42:00):
Or you can also well you can cut a piece
off and put it on a plate and just put
a handle on that one.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Oh, that is true that.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
They're not saying. They're saying it's not terribly high risk
in most cases, but it does. It will spread diseases.
If someone in your birthday group has a disease, and
you don't even know.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
If someone's getting ready to come down with something like
you could be fine today, tomorrow you could be sick.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
You know exactly. They already have it. So there you go.
Music is keeping us alive longer, and birthday cakes are
killing us. I thought I would just give you the
lot of good news here.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Daniel, we love it, Daniel phone tap. Unlet's just miss muscallops.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I know it's not all right. So Katie wanted to
phone out her mom. She a lot of people like
miss Moscallopsis, you'd be quiet. Katie wanted to phone out
her mom. She is about to walk for graduation and
her mother is so proud of her. So she said,
you know what, let's just call my mom. Freak her
out a little bit. So she starts to call and
then I'm gonna come into the call.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
All right, we'll see what happened with Daniel's phone town.

Speaker 21 (43:04):
How are you?

Speaker 18 (43:05):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
They're they're not gonna let me walk at graduation, like
I mean a minute, weeks.

Speaker 21 (43:13):
What do you mean they're not gonna have to walk?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I don't know. I mean, they're just they're being awful.

Speaker 22 (43:16):
I mean, they're gonna give me my Epomeo, but they're
not gonna let me walk with all my friends and
with everybody.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I'm not gonna be able to be a part of
the ceremony.

Speaker 21 (43:23):
But what happened.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
The thing is, I really don't think I did anything wrong.
I really don't remember.

Speaker 21 (43:27):
But they're not.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
They're not to me good.

Speaker 21 (43:29):
That's you don't remember what you did. That's even worse.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Katie, on back you on the phone with.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Who is that mom?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
The lady is fact?

Speaker 21 (43:36):
You know, lady? What lady? Where are you? Katie?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
We need to go over all the paperwork. I'm at
missus Star's office right now, and she's the dean, so
she is like the one who's deciding everything.

Speaker 21 (43:47):
We'll ask the lady why they're not letting you walk
get an answer.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Excuse me, missus sterio. My mom has asked me why
I can't walk well?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
When you throw bottles through windows? Unfortunately, all the things
that happen when you.

Speaker 21 (43:58):
Throw bottles through widows? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I really remember doing her?

Speaker 28 (44:02):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
What did you do?

Speaker 21 (44:05):
Well?

Speaker 12 (44:05):
I didn't throw a.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Bottle through a window. I threw a bottle at a window. Remember, attention,
it's totally different.

Speaker 21 (44:13):
You threw a bottle more. What do you think is
gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
With a bottle?

Speaker 23 (44:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
My go a window broke.

Speaker 21 (44:19):
I lightly threw the bottle at the window.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I wasn't.

Speaker 21 (44:22):
I can you put that one on the phone? Please?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Hello, Hi, you Katie's mother.

Speaker 21 (44:29):
Katie's mother. Yes, can you tell me what happened exactly?
Because my daughter's not giving me street answers.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, she threw a bottle through the window like a
disgusting animal, and she won't be walking for graduation.

Speaker 21 (44:39):
Okay, first of all, don't use the term disgusting please.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Well, I mean, come on now, really make mistakes?

Speaker 21 (44:45):
Yeah right, yeah, they make mistakes.

Speaker 16 (44:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Kids, they're stupid and they get drunk and they act
like idiots. And your your daughter's a disgusting animal. So
there we go. Excuse me, lady, I'm not telling you anything.

Speaker 21 (44:54):
You don't I have took all those names. It's very
unprofessional view. Why would you say those things about one
of your students. I'm trying to understand me.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
When she got caught, she even spit on the ra
that took her in, to the point where the ra
had to wipe spit off of there. I'm sure they
needed to shower after that as well.

Speaker 21 (45:12):
Oh that doesn't sound like my daughter.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Well, hey, i'm your alarm clock. Wake up to your daughter.

Speaker 21 (45:16):
I'm sure you're the dean.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Animal behavior is not to be rewarded.

Speaker 21 (45:21):
What is your problem? I can't say.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Anything right, I can't do anything right with you.

Speaker 18 (45:25):
My gosh, I'm here, You're I'm sorry, You're a bitch.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Yeah, I'm a bit.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Something wrong with you?

Speaker 21 (45:35):
You know how I expected that school?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Are you done?

Speaker 21 (45:38):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 27 (45:40):
What?

Speaker 21 (45:41):
I'm gonna Who is your boss?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
By the way, Elvis Duran what he's very nice.

Speaker 21 (45:48):
I swear to God if this is one of those things,
oh my god, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna throw
a bottle through your head. Do you understand that's what's
gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
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Speaker 6 (46:07):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 30 (46:21):
Come On, Wake Up, Wake Up, Helvis Duran in the
Morning Shone.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
David Geffen. I don't know if you know who David
Geffen is. I've been around for a while since I do.
He's been a powerhouse in the music and entertainment industry
for many many years, produced his films. He had Geffen Records.
I mean he was Scotch given credit for finding so
many huge, huge artists in the music business over the years.

(46:47):
He's made it. He's gay, He's worth like seven point
seven billion dollars. He can usually be found on his
mega yacht or one of his palatial homes around the world.
He is now married to a one time model, Donovan Michaels,
who is thirty years old.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
He's so beautiful.

Speaker 31 (47:06):
Yeah, okay, so there's a fifty fifty year difference.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Between the two. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
So you know, it's a big story because you know,
eighty year old kabillionaire is now married to a model
who apparently used to be a dancer.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Oh, the story is about this guy. There's so many
different stories coming out. So apparently he's changed his name
multiple times in his life. He's got ex girlfriends coming
out of the woodwork being like, no, he does not
like men.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
He's into women all kinds of different things.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
And you know, so people we were talking about it
at lunch yesterday. I'm like, and everyone's kind of caddy
about it. I said, why are you being caddy? David
Geffen definitely accomplished in many many arenas. Yeah, worth seven
point seven billion dollars, has a great life. I'm assuming
I don't know him, never met him.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Seems good.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
He's married to this scorching hot guy. May or may
not be gay gay for maybe gay, but whatever, I
don't know. My point. My point is this, David Geffens,
that's stupid. I'm sure you know, if they're married, I
must assume there's there's a pre nup there whatever, and

(48:15):
so so if something God forbid happens, they don't live
happily ever after. And I mean, so, okay, so this
guy gets a hundred million dollars, he's on his way, and.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
David Geffen would still have seven point six billion dollars exactly.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
So until then, David Geffen's having fun. Man, I wish
I was an eighty year old billionaire, hopefully with a
thirty year old gay for paying husband. That's a lot
of pay to be gay. I know, I'm guessing. I
don't know the numbers. We don't.

Speaker 15 (48:43):
I'm interested.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I just think it's interesting how everyone has to go rare.
And I'm like, calm down, Mary, let him have fun.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
This guy is one of thirteen children, apparently, the guy
that he's dating. And he's from Michigan, so he's fertile.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Yeah, he's from Michigan. You got to do something here
from Michigan, And.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Which get.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Which direction? Do you think people are being caddy? And
they think David Geffen is a creep because he married
a thirty year old or they think the thirty year
old is a creep for marrying an eighty year old.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Oh both okay, both stories. They find they're like, David
Geffen should be smarter than this. He's obviously, you know
it for the wrong reason. What do you mean, the
wrong reasons? His reasons are his reasons, and that's his business, right,
And this guy's thirty years old, and I must assume
I'm assuming thing things here. Wow, what a great life
he's living with David Geffen, with yachts and houses everywhere

(49:36):
and all the money whatever.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Who wouldn't sign up for that?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Well, and a lot of people would not. It's not
for everyone, right, right? What's that skar?

Speaker 32 (49:45):
God bless David Geffen. I would do the same thing
if I was him. I mean, you're reaching age and
you're like, look, the time is ticking. I want to
do this, and I have my reasons for doing it.
Go for it, and nobody should judge.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Well, it's an interesting story, Yeah, I mean, I don't
mind talking about it. Okay, so let's open it up. Yeah,
so Share, Yeah, Share is about the same age. And
she used to date used to date David Geffen kind
of ironic years and years ago. Okay, and uh, she's
is she still with this guy?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I think she.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I don't know if they're married, but they're dating.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
They've been hanging out. They're definitely not married.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Good, he's much younger. Yes, Okay, God bless Share. What
is your who's your grandma dating?

Speaker 7 (50:27):
I'll tell you what though, If it was my grandma
and she came home with the guy that Shared came
home with.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
I would be livid. Yeah, absolutely not on my watch.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Why because he's taking advantage of it.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Is a scammer, he's a fraudster.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
He used to be with amber Rose. He was he's
her baby daddy. He cheated on her repeatedly. And now
you want to slide over to share my grandma.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
No, not today.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Apparently he cheated on Amber Rose with at least twelve
different people.

Speaker 30 (50:52):
That's a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Okay, So I don't know Share, right, I cannot vouch
for her intellect or her what's street smarts. We'll put
it that way.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
If Grandma came home and was like, I just want
to bang it out with this guy. Okay, fine, Grandma
walking in. No, I can't, honestly I can't.

Speaker 15 (51:08):
Grandma's going to say that.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
If that were the case, I'm like, okay, Grandma, get it.
Do not catch feelings for this one.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
My grandma. I'm so happy. Yeah, you have teeth that
come out. I mean, look, you know what if I'm
wealthy and i'm share yeah, or I'm David Geffick and
you know I'm thirty twenty five, thirty forty years fifty
years old and David Geffen's situation older than the guy

(51:35):
I'm married to. I know what's going on here. I'm
not stupid, right, you know what. I'm in control here
of what you know, my my finances, you know, as
long as they treat me nice for the time we're together.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Yeah, as long as you do know what's going on
and you're you know, really one hundred. No, you've been
taking advantage of we are good.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
You have a conversation, are you taking advantage of Yes?

Speaker 31 (52:02):
Okay, they're gonna be honest, But if they're hot, I'm
taking advantage of them too.

Speaker 30 (52:05):
Yeah, true.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
It is kind of usual.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
If I'm an eighty year old billionaire, I don't want
to date another eighty year old. No offense to your
eight year olds out there, no offense taken. I'm sure
I'm what fifty eight? I don't want to date another
fifty eight year old.

Speaker 31 (52:21):
I don't. I'm a total agist.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I want someone younger. You know, I have someone who's younger,
not fifty years younger. What's that?

Speaker 26 (52:31):
You know? What?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Look, you know I've been around. I've dated people my
age all my life. Whatever, sometimes older, sometimes younger, whatever.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
It matters what you're what your priorities are.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Well, you know, you got to get some lead in
the pencil to begin with. What Nate?

Speaker 26 (52:47):
Well, you remember Anna Nicole Smith? She was dating that
or married to that oil take Remember the pictures?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, thank my god, he gets points.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
And that Remember the pictures of her sitting on his lap.
It was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Hell, hey, Papa.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
And his family was taking her to court saying that
she was just using him till he drops and then
she gets everything. It's like a big thing.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I know, But I don't know if he was of
sound mind. I don't I'm assuming that Share and David
Giffen are of sound mind and the.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Share thing, Like, I mean, think about how cool you are. Like, dude,
I'm dating Share like it's Share, it's still Share.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I want to date it because I'm a gay guy
and I love Share all the wrong reasons. I would
not satisfy her beyond, you know, just like make a
dinner for her. Retectorator detecorator a.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Living room, That's all I would want.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
That would be great to redecorate shares living room.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I mean, and look at her and it's the outfit.
She's still ware. I mean, she still looks ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
So what about the return on this we're talking about
Ennicle Smith and Tyco So Nate would say, Okay, if
you when you see a much older guy with a
younger woman out, you you mat you your mind goes where.

Speaker 26 (54:02):
Well, when I see it's the stereotypical Oh he's getting
the young girls and he's using his power over them. Right,
that's what people are saying, right, And I think it's like,
look at Leonardo DiCaprio, he's dating twenty five year olds.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I know he did like a high volume, high volume.

Speaker 26 (54:20):
I'm assuming these twenty five year olds want to be
with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Well, yeah, I don't think they're being kidnapped and forced right,
I mean, twenty.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Five is not seventeen or sixteen. You're twenty five. You're
a full grown person at that point.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
And I don't think Leo's stupid. I think he knows
like dude.

Speaker 26 (54:36):
Well, so he was pictured with was I think eighteen
or nineteen, and everybody started coming out and saying, oh,
he's grooming these people.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
That is getting into creepy territory.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Eighteen closer maybe maybe close. But when you're let's say
you're twenty five years old, you're you're hot. You can
have any guy you want who is into women. Uh,
you're a part of the equation as well. You're you're
you know you're not going to get him to marry you. No,
we're out there and have some fun with Leo DiCaprio.
Good God, if I was twenty five on hot, i'd
be I'd be not gonna.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
On the door.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
I mean, Brad Pitt is in his mid fifties right now,
who cares? Right, that man is attractive, Okay, so I
would date him twenty five year old.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
I do have guys in the fifties. I would take
Brad pitt is one. What I see it as a
mutual usage.

Speaker 10 (55:18):
Everybody knows what's up on both sides of the equation
in most.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Cases, unless you're like on your last breath.

Speaker 32 (55:24):
Well there's that, ye right, But most times, First of all,
moguls didn't get where they were by being fools.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
They got they got rich because they're smart people.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
So you know, it's geez with me for my personality.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
So just because you're old and you've done well in
your industry doesn't mean you have the street smarts to
know when someone's taking advantage of you.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
Sometime this is a tough one. As long as everyone's
happy and they have lawyers involved, it's great. I do wonder, though,
what do you talk about?

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Yeah? What do you have in common?

Speaker 5 (55:52):
What are you? What are the yes? Maybe there's not
a lot of talking.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Who caress hard to talk with your mouth as well?

Speaker 30 (55:59):
Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
It means you're out to dinner a lot. You go
to the best restaurants. There's lots of food. But I
don't know when I made it. If I make it
to eighty, and God forbid, I'm I'm not married anymore. Yeah, sure,
I don't have a billion dollars. I'll find some thirty
year old hang out with and you'll you'll all laugh

(56:24):
and laugh.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Well, well, I'm gonna come over and be like, you
better not be taking advantage here.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
You saying that to me or to both of you.
It's all about looking for happiness, and sometimes the happiness
we find others don't understand it.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Oh, I understand this guy, this thirty year old he
is he is?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Oh, yeah, you know. David Givin, What a catch anyway.

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Speaker 6 (57:06):
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in the Morning Show, There got.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
To be many many adventures in life that actually suck,
but you just need to do them.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Yeah, then you can say they suck.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Example, I mean, okay, I had to get it out
of the way childbirth. Yeah, Danielle tell me that well.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
To be honest, the first child wasn't as bad as
the second child. The second child, oh my gosh, it's
supposed to be easier the second time.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Who damn While you were pushing him out, did you
say to yourself never?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I mean, I asked to go home, and I said,
I don't think he's ready. I think we should just
go and said no, no, he's ready, and I go, no, no,
I really he's not ready. We should just go because
it's just as we should go. And the doctor said no, no,
you need this, and I was forced to stay.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
So that's one of those things in life that you
just say no, no, no, no, not for me. Okay, I'll
give you one. And this may be unpopular, something you
have to do at least once, and then it sucks
so bad for you you don't want to do it again.
A corn maze. Don't ever ask me to go to
a corn maze, right, you know what? And I want
you to like it, I want you to be you froggy.

(58:24):
It's just I don't want to be stuck in a
corn maze and trying to find my way out with
people who are panicking because we can't find our way.

Speaker 31 (58:30):
It's like, no, I'll hold your purse and stay at
the wait at the door.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
They had to send in people to find us in
the corn maze. My family is like, we got so
lost and it got so dark that they had to
send in people too.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Why do you want to do that? You treat us,
Why do you want to go through that?

Speaker 15 (58:45):
Yes, for froggy, Why somebody talks me into running a
half marathon one time? It was the worst experience of
my life. Never ever do it. Do not let anybody
talk you into running anything for thirteen or twenty six
or high ever many miles.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
It is don't do it now. Okay, all right, this
may be a bit bougie, but I'll tell you now.
Never ever go for a ride on a snowmobile.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Oh oh, no, way, snowmobiles are fun.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Well, okay, we had a bad experience. I'll never do
it again.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Did you fly off?

Speaker 3 (59:19):
No?

Speaker 18 (59:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I was behind Uncle Johnny. Oh no. There was a
whole line of us going up the trail on a mountain,
snow packed mountain, and Uncle Johnny was like, it was
like it was like bumps and he had to pull
over and I'm having a hawaid attack. I'm heavy. I
swear to God, I'm having Awaida attack and I'm like, no,
you're not.

Speaker 16 (59:39):
Johnny.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Therefore that that bad experience was so bad, I'll never
do it again. So backstage at a concert, do it once.
That's it. Yeah, scary white water rafting during peak.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
Fun, no fun, but not not at the top of
the whateverver I was.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I was in New Mexico, I was in house. Yes,
what was it? The Mississippi River? What river is that?
Just what happened? Scary? It was so wild and crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:00:08):
I got my ass hit hit rocks so many times
the tube. I almost fell out three times. I lost
my sunglasses. Do not go white water rafting during peaks?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Sea's okay? What else?

Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
What else?

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Think about it? Texas now at fifty five one hundred,
what else sucks? But you just need to do it once.
You know, who is it in your family? Gandhi. They
don't like the beach.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Oh, my sister hates the beach. She says, once is
all you need because sand is disgusting, and so are
all the creatures in the water who poop and do
god knows what else. She's like, Just give me a
pool near a beach and I'm good.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
She's just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I know, I like walking on the beach, but I'd
rather lounge a by the pool. I'm kind of with
her on that. Let's see line four. Alexis, Hey, Alexis,
good morning. You tried it once and you're like, no,
that sucks, never again. What was it?

Speaker 17 (01:01:00):
It was a foam race party. I went to it
in college, so my friend promised me it was gonna
be so much fun. She went to one before, she
said the foam sprinkled from the ceiling. We went there
and they didn't have from the ceiling. It was in
these huge guns and they would shoot it into your
face and you couldn't breathe. There's tiens. I had to
run out of all the crowd and like wipe it
off my face. I really thought I was gonna die.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
You started inhaling the foam, You're like, oh.

Speaker 17 (01:01:25):
God, Haley, and then it's all over your hands. So
when you try to waspe it with your hands, you're
getting more foam on your face. It was an experience
for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Yeap, Hey Daniels, what happened? What happened to Scottie Bee's wife?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
So we've all been to you know, phone parties together
and everything and had a great time. But for some reason,
every time we go to one, Scottie Bee's wife gets
pink eye and she gets sick, and she always blames
the phone party. She says, it was a phone party.
I gotta blame the own party, outlawed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Just in general, this should never exist. Your clothes dirty,
your hair is sticky. God knows what liquid is in there?

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
Know what?

Speaker 19 (01:02:05):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I think I think we're all except for Scary he
loves a phone party as long as it's in a
pool at the w Hotel. But we love you, Alexis. Thanks,
thanks for listening to us, and have a great day.
Stay away from phone parties. Okay? Uh Line two? Avery, Hey, Avery,
how you doing?

Speaker 16 (01:02:23):
Hey? What's going on?

Speaker 19 (01:02:24):
Brother?

Speaker 16 (01:02:24):
I'm one of your New York Black listeners out here
in Queens.

Speaker 13 (01:02:27):
I love your guess.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Oh goody, look, we love it. We love it. You're
listening and Avery, you tried it once and you'll never
do it again because it sucked. What was it?

Speaker 16 (01:02:38):
Oh my god? Skydiving? I can't seriously, everyone said, oh yeah,
I know, skydiving. I'm like, no, no, no. The one
time I did it, it was like thanks six years
ago for a birthday event, as if my friend wanted
to do that and listen. On the way down, my
ears popped sold as they thought my ear drooms left

(01:03:01):
my ears and online to the ground. I was like,
before you went up, it's like it's an airfield, right,
so it's everything's loud right before you went up, right,
You're like all the planes going kind of allowed me
and stuff. When I fell back down got on the ground,
that same loudness was there, but I felt like everything
was whispering. I was like my dad was seriously and

(01:03:24):
I thought my ears like they were not Thank god
they were not. But it was like, oh my god,
never again have to do with this. I hate my friends.
I can't do this anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
I think I know they did that because they hate you. Avery.
I think that you have successfully talked us all out
of skydiving.

Speaker 16 (01:03:45):
I've always wanted to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
I want to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I still want to do it.

Speaker 16 (01:03:49):
You know what you can, but beware, just watch the mirrors.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I like how I like it. You're saying that, Avery, Avery'
is like, oh you can't go ahead, go on do
it all right, avery man, Thanks for listening to us.
You go have a great day to day.

Speaker 16 (01:04:07):
Okay, you to bank, you thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
All right, let's stay out of those airplanes. Let's not
jump out of them. Yeah, GONDI you what's up?

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
I went skydiving and I thought it was one of
the greatest experiences of my life.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Danielle, so I think you should still do it. I
didn't have ear problems. You obviously can if they don't
do things the right way, or you have your own issues.
But I had a blast. It was the best experience.
I would do it again in a heartbeat. Do it,
daniel do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I want to look at all these text messages, so
many things you think you should do once and you
do it, and it sucks. This person says Disney's Tower
of Terror wrote it once, never again. I love the Tower.
Here's another one. I thought for a training class, it
would be a good time for me to experience being
pepper sprayed. Don't do it, okay, plan another. Let me

(01:04:53):
go down this list. I'd never go to Disney World
at Christmas time. It's the worst ever. Well, I don't know.
This year may be good. Uh oh, here's one. Never
ever break your spine, Okay, Okay, I beneath that. Yeah,
never jet ski and shark infested waters in the Caribbean. Okay,
finally we go talk to Tommy. Tommy, Uh, you do

(01:05:18):
it once and it sucks so bad for you, you'll never
do it again. Tommy, what is that.

Speaker 24 (01:05:24):
Are you trying to talk to?

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
Tammy?

Speaker 15 (01:05:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Tammy, Yes, it looks like it looks like it. Oh,
sorry about that? So okay, Tammy. You did it once
and you'll never do it again because for you it sucked.
What's that?

Speaker 24 (01:05:40):
I feel so bad saying this to you guys. But
New Year's Eve in New York City, it looks I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
He No, you're right, Yeah, No, you're you're right. Yeah
it does.

Speaker 13 (01:05:59):
Oh it was horrible.

Speaker 24 (01:05:59):
We stood in the same place for seven hours. If
there was a ball there, I never saw it. You
see people, You think all we heard was the people
standing around us for seven hours.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
And you couldn't go pee or anything. I'll tell you
here's here's how we look at at New York. A
lot of New Yorkers do love that. By the way,
in Times Square from Year's Eve, you are merely a
prop for the ABC cameras for Ryan Seacrest. If you're
in Times Square for New Year's Eve. They want you.
They're just to make it look fun next time, just
watching on the TV, because, believe me, I would never

(01:06:38):
get near Times Square, especially on New yeark.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Chungers don't go to New York on New Year's Eve.
We stay fu.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
So we totally get your pain. We feel your pain. Tammy.
It's all good.

Speaker 24 (01:06:51):
But I'm feel good that I can brag about it
because everybody sees it on TV thinks they want to
be there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Well, yeah, you got it out of your system. It's
off the list, all right, Tammy. You stay safe and
you just this this New Year's You've just hide under
the bed like the rest of us.

Speaker 27 (01:07:05):
Okay, thank you, you too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
I love the text that came in. Something you should
try once but it sucks. Should never want to do
it again. Guys with large wieners, I don't know. That's
a subtective thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
I wait, so Scary put that in our group text
message and I thought he I thought he meant large wieners.
Why write back, Scary, how many large wieners have you had?

Speaker 23 (01:07:30):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Why did you say that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Like that was the weirdest comment.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
I know, But never to be surprised coming from him. Right,
here's one. Never have a threesome with your wife's gay
best friend. Okay, good lord, gotcha. Here's one airy code
eight four five. Would never go to the New York
City tree lighting ever again. I was almost punched. I
almost punched a woman with a stroller in the face. Okay,

(01:07:55):
and I agree. You go. You go to the Christmas
tree lighting at Rockefeller Center one time and that is enough.
The other one, never do it again. A Brazilian wax.
I paid to be assaulted. I swelled up like a peach.
Never again.

Speaker 15 (01:08:13):
You see this one airy code nine three one. I
was zip planning. My parts got hung in the harness.
I had a big bruise in swelling.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Oh, zip planning so exciting.

Speaker 15 (01:08:23):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Yeah, unless you get your parts stuck in the harness
and they swell.

Speaker 16 (01:08:27):
Yeah.

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Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
All right, so your friend is it a good friend
of yours that's doing this etsy thing?

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
Very good friend?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Yes, she wants to cast a spell wouldn't make them.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Like her or love her or be obsessed with her?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Okay, talk about this.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
So she met a guy and in the beginning it
was cool, and then he just kind of did that
thing where he's ghosting a little bit, being unavailable. He's
just not around anymore, and she likes him a little bit.
So she went to Etsy because apparently you can get
anything you want on Etsy, and that includes the spell
from a white witch. So she reached out to the

(01:09:26):
White Witch to cast this obsession spell. The spell has
been cast, and now we wait and see. We even
got a confirmation about how long it took to cast
the spell, the different herbs that were used, exactly how
it went. And the response that she got back is
that this is what's going to happen. He will never
be able to imagine a life without you. Deep desire

(01:09:46):
will be created in his heart to get you, to
be with you, to love you above everybody else. This
spell will help and realize the connection between you both
is too precious to let slip, and he'll do whatever
it takes to make you the only girl he wants.
He'll take action on these thoughts and feelings, his traumas
will heal, and this will ensure that you are able
to bond stronger than ever as you look to move
forward in your relationship, everything you want will happen.

Speaker 31 (01:10:08):
How much thirty bucks? Wow, that's a lot of payoff
for thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
I want to know if it works because I've got
some spells I'd like to cast.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
So far, it's been quite a failure so far, right,
but you know, maybe there's some time. It says that
this person used incense, sage, they had a casting space,
they little candle to promote positive energy and focus. There's
just a lot cinnamon, rosemary, dill, ginger, and lavender were
also used.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
You know what, something you said, Danielle made me think.
You said, do you have a few cat spells you
would like to cast? I'm thinking, hmm, what spell would
you want to cast?

Speaker 19 (01:10:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Gosh, I can think of one right now.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
What would it be?

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
I can't tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Oh, I can go to Etsyon.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Look, no, it's like blowing out a birthday candle. I
can't tell you my wish.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Okay, it's worth the thirty bucks to see. Maybe it
will work.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
I know when I was talking to her, I was like, well,
so far it hasn't worked, so do you get your
money back?

Speaker 16 (01:11:05):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
How does it go? And she said no, I don't
think so. Also she has a five star rating.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Yeah, from there's no question. Let's say I can find
someone who can cast a spell and get someone to
be obsessed with me? Do I want that? Is that
really how I want to snag a guy?

Speaker 30 (01:11:22):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Depends?

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
And then what if you can't get rid of the
person right, you know, get another spell?

Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
So I feel like we've all watched enough scary movies
to know that sometimes you have to be really really
careful with the wording. So if it was just an
obsession spell, what if it becomes a bad obsession?

Speaker 30 (01:11:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
Or what if it becomes something that's you know, dangerous
or deadly? So I was like, were you very careful
with your wording?

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
Are you gonna be okay? What if he becomes obsessed
and stalks to you? That's gonna be awful.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
We'll see, Nate, did you cast an obsession spell over
that girl that moved all the way to New York
to follow got you and got a job right across
the street from us? Now that was apparently just free.
I just have that effect on people, and she wrote
a song about you. Yes, yeah, it was actually a
good song. Do we still have that? Yeah, it's city
lights looking up scary?

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
This is like my favorite song.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Well, no, it's a great song. I mean, but she
didn't move across the country. She had a job across
the street and she wrote a song about it. And
you became friends with her. She was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Yeah, you're like, oh, guess guess who I saw last
night at the bar.

Speaker 31 (01:12:24):
I wonder if some of us have and I'm not
saying you have it, so don't let us go to
your head, Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
I wonder if some of us have that thing that that.
I wonder if some of us have that thing, that
special thing that can make people obsessed over us because
we have some sort of Maybe it's that onion odor
under your arms.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
That's definitely got it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Oh God, that's nasty to yourself. Can we can we
call hr on that?

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
Yes, Yeah, you were just assaulted with a body.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
I just put his underarm pit on my notepening here today,
I guarantee, just today alone. Yeah, speak a spell. You
need to spell the word deodor. That was nasty.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Yeah, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran
phone tap?

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
All right, scary, take it away.

Speaker 15 (01:13:15):
What's up Kate?

Speaker 28 (01:13:16):
Hey, good morning, scary.

Speaker 23 (01:13:17):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Nothing you wanted to do with phone tap on your friend? Jacqueline?

Speaker 16 (01:13:20):
Oh yeah, definitely, it would be so good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
So good.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Tell me about what's happening on Prom night?

Speaker 28 (01:13:24):
Yeah, well, we we have this party bus for Prom
and Jackie basically put it all together, and she worked
so hard, she put so much into it.

Speaker 16 (01:13:32):
I just want to crush your dreams.

Speaker 17 (01:13:33):
Take her down.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
I'll make sure that those dreams are all gone.

Speaker 10 (01:13:36):
I'm gonna pretend I'm from the Limo company and we're
going to cancel the party bus for that night.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
All right, sound good?

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
I We're gonna call it right now. It huh Jacqueline. Yeah,
it's Rick Tamlin, I own Value Limos. How you doing? Hi?

Speaker 28 (01:13:51):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (01:13:52):
Unfortunately, we have a little bit of a mix up
with the car that you had selected.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Why you chose the twenty six passenger.

Speaker 12 (01:13:59):
Black right exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Our special party bus?

Speaker 12 (01:14:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:14:03):
Well it looks like, uh, I have here on paper
that we've double booked that particular vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
So I'm going to.

Speaker 28 (01:14:12):
And how how is this gonna affect me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Unfortunately, we can't accommodate you.

Speaker 28 (01:14:17):
So have them you're accommodating in the other party.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
They decided to give us more money, you know.

Speaker 28 (01:14:22):
Because they gave you more money. I absolutely don't think so.
I mean that unfortunately that way because you have my
down payment.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Yeah, I know, I understand. You know, it's really it's.

Speaker 28 (01:14:33):
Really like that kind of company, are you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
We're a very reputable company. As you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
I booked the date.

Speaker 10 (01:14:40):
I know you did book You know, this is a
cutthroat business that we're in.

Speaker 28 (01:14:45):
I book that seat.

Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 21 (01:14:50):
Why?

Speaker 28 (01:14:51):
Because we're kids, We're eighteen year old kids.

Speaker 10 (01:14:53):
Well not for nothing, but they're going to be using
it for a wedding, so they're a little bit more adult.

Speaker 28 (01:14:58):
So a wedding takes over my prom. I have twenty
six people that I need to find a limo for.

Speaker 10 (01:15:06):
Well, not exactly what I was gonna do is I
was gonna pair you off into four passenger Lincoln town cars.

Speaker 28 (01:15:12):
I don't want a Lincoln Town car. I book a
twenty six passenger party bus.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
And we're gonna give you seven cars and they can
all file.

Speaker 28 (01:15:21):
I don't want seven different limos.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
No, they're town cars.

Speaker 10 (01:15:25):
They follow each other like a train, four people going
one and then four people follow behind, and then four
people behind that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
How does that sound?

Speaker 28 (01:15:31):
No, I absolutely don't think so. I am going to
have that bus on my property for my prompt.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
I wanted a party bus.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
But you could party in the Lincoln town car.

Speaker 28 (01:15:42):
I have absolutely no intention of partying in a town car.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
I mean they're very spacious, they've got some nice features
to them.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Have you seen the six models?

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
I don't want a Lincoln town car?

Speaker 28 (01:15:54):
No, you want me to take seven Lincoln town cars
to prompt?

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
I say that, Well, I don't know what else to
do for you. Vruka, I booked it.

Speaker 28 (01:16:02):
I will have that limo on my property at six o'clock.

Speaker 10 (01:16:05):
You guys are gonna do nothing but destroy it. These
people are actually I'm going to destroy it.

Speaker 28 (01:16:10):
How do you know I'm going to destroy it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Well, you eighteen year old, you're not really mature yet.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
You know you're not comfortable in your own skin.

Speaker 10 (01:16:15):
You know we've had to clean up vomit and have
used condoms everywhere every time we clean out that bus.

Speaker 16 (01:16:21):
You're disgusting, you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
You guys do. You're disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
I'm not going to be hosting your underage drinking fest.

Speaker 28 (01:16:27):
Oh you're not hosting my underage drinking fest.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
There is no alcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Allowed on the bus, right, we know, and there will.

Speaker 28 (01:16:34):
Be no alcohol on that bus.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
I'm the master of promine. I know how it happens.

Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
You're not gonna go to a diner and go to
Great Adventure or go to slee Side the next day.
I know.

Speaker 28 (01:16:43):
I don't go to slee Side. I go to Wildwood, Childwood,
even better, Childwood Childwood. If I don't get that limo,
you will be in court and I will own Yeah,
you gotta get a driver's license first.

Speaker 12 (01:16:56):
I have a driver's license.

Speaker 28 (01:16:59):
Don't pust me, and I'm a contending teenager.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Tell you what you give me another thousand dollars and
you can have.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
I don't owe you.

Speaker 28 (01:17:06):
The money you said I owed you is what I have.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
You give me another thousand on top of that and
I'll hook it up.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
No, yes, absolutely not.

Speaker 10 (01:17:14):
Then the only other solution if you've been phone tapped, Jacqueline,
it's scary Jones, who get it?

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
Kate, I'm gonna I'm gonna be Elvis Duran phone tap
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all
parts the Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
The most undateable astrological sign is Gemini.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
And then I could see that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
I think it's is that my husband?

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
That's my husband? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Yeah, yeah, yep yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
What is the reasoning though? Is it because they've got
the dual personality the Gemini?

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Well, you know what, I'm just just thinking that through
I can see how they could be See.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
I still think the Scorpios are the terrible, terrible group.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
But okay, well, okay, keep in mind, I'm gonna read
this story. This is a story, and it doesn't cover
all Geminis, doesn't cover all Scorpios. So don't think that
we're sitting here saying this is the end all. Whatever
we say sticks. Okay. So, there's a lot of people
who believe romance is written in the stars, along with
everything else that happens to our lives. But there are
certain astrological signs that may not be a good love

(01:18:35):
match for you. In fact, a new survey suggests some
are no good for anyone. Oh g nobody Forty two
percent of people say they look to the stars to
uncover whether they are compatible with their significant other. Blah
blah blah. Forty eight percent consult her horoscopes for advice
on romantic life. So forty two percent of people say
Gemini is the most undateable astrological sign, followed by cancer

(01:18:57):
taris ares Leo, which I am virgo, then Scorpio, lebra, Sagitarius,
and blah blah blah. Of course in this story I'm reading,
they're not giving me explanations. We need explanations like, wow,
why are Geminis the worst today? And look at text
comes up, Oh my god, I totally agree Geminis are
the worst. Never again, I have to be married to Gemini.

(01:19:21):
We and we're still married.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yeah, we too.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
We have our moments, but we've a uh yeah what
gondy what?

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
This says that the Gemini is so hard to date
because they can be manipulative. Unfortunately, they might manipulate someone
or something into giving them what they want. That is
a very big part of their personality. Do you feel
that way?

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Okay, yeah, I'm trying to think if I feel that,
I don't think that he's not like that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
I know, but you know what, he's British. He's very slick.
I bet, yeah, no, I bet. And keep in mind
he's he's a he sells houses. He has to be
really sneaky.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
He sells me a lot of crap. That's what you're trying.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
To say, not even knowing. We're even knowing. So I'm saying.
I'm not saying you don't love him. That's not what
this is about. Yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 15 (01:20:07):
You know, it's funny. When Lisa and I first started dating,
many many, many, many, many many moons ago, one of
the first things she said to me was this is
not gonna work ever. We're both Scorpios. And I'm like,
that's the dumbest thing. It's fine, just whatever. But then
there's men many times where we have an argument and
she goes, I told you when we started dating it
was a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
We were whatever. Hey, guys, guys, think about it this way.
Couldn't couldn't in aries and and a Taurus be compatible
or incompatible? It's like, blame it on the stars. I
don't know someone just in a text saying they're married.
One of them is Gemini, one is a Leo, that's
our relationship, and it's it's it's like dating the weather.

(01:20:47):
You never know what you're gonna get. What's scary.

Speaker 10 (01:20:50):
So I heard that the Gemini sign is the most
high strung in the zodiac sphere. And not only that,
they also can't make up their minds. So if you're
an indecisive person and you're high strung, that's probably a
bad recipe for a relations just my thought.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
I don't know. I think you have you know, me
always trying to find the other side of the argument.
The same things that make Geminis just very difficult and
edgy could also be the same things that you like
about them, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
I mean I'm looking at this list of the other
things about Geminis that are tough to date, and I
kind of like all of them. It says Geminis are inconsistent.
I don't hate that Geminis are hard to date because
they love to be alone.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
I don't hate that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:36):
Yes, Geminis are hard to get through to. So if
you have a point and they just don't want to listen,
Gemini is a control freak, which makes dating them difficult.
Without doubt, Gemini and dating don't always work out because
they don't take life as seriously as most other people do.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
I like most of those things.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Yeah, Sheldon will say that he doesn't have to be right,
but deep down I know that he does.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Exactly because he's a sneaky Gemini. We've determined.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Oh my god, oh dear.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
On line twenty four is Sarah. Let's go see what
she thinks about this.

Speaker 14 (01:22:15):
Hello, Sarah, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Welcome to the show. Gemini's Go.

Speaker 14 (01:22:21):
They are the worst.

Speaker 13 (01:22:27):
Front of the other directions.

Speaker 14 (01:22:30):
I will never ever ever I'm a I'm a Libra.
I will never ever ever look in a Gemini's direction
ever again.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Really, wow, So what Gemini did you wrong?

Speaker 17 (01:22:44):
So I can't.

Speaker 14 (01:22:47):
He's actually an Olympic athlete, So I'm not gonna name
names by what?

Speaker 15 (01:22:55):
So what what?

Speaker 19 (01:22:55):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
What Gemini characteristics?

Speaker 22 (01:22:58):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Did he throw your way that really really made you
run away?

Speaker 14 (01:23:02):
So it was like one second he was like one
person and you look at him and be like super sweet,
And I would literally turn around and like look at
him again, and I'm like, oh my god, there's a
different person standing there. That dual personality is wild. Everything
that Godi just listed off is literally explains him to

(01:23:24):
a t and I wasn't into astrological science before, like
what I was dating him? But holy Toledo, that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
I mean, I mean, this could be many things. It
may have nothing to do with stars. It could be
his his chemical balance, sound balance, it could be whatever.
But so it just so happens this guy is a Gemini.
So boom, you say all geminis are bad because of
this one really bad guy.

Speaker 14 (01:23:49):
Well, I know a couple of them. I'm friends with them, like,
and they're female, and I just I mean, I get
along with them because they're crazy and I like the crazy,
fun friends. But I would never date.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
One, all right, Ah, all right, Well look it's interesting.
It's an interesting conversation whether or not the stars have
really do have something to do with it. You know,
I don't think anyone is with one certainty, but it's
sure it sure looks like the facts are backing it
up right a little bit. Okay, Well, so are you

(01:24:23):
dating anyone now, Sarah?

Speaker 14 (01:24:25):
Yes, I am absolutely happily married to an Aquarius perfectly.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Now, really, you wouldn't have given him the time of
day if he was a Gemini.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
No, wow, what if you're in a successful relationship now
with an Aquarius and who are we? Who are we
to second guess anything? All right, Sarah, thank you very much,
have a nice day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 14 (01:24:50):
Thanks God, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
I feel like I want to go upstairs and wake
up my Gemini and tell them all the bad things
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Let me, okay, let me explain something. I hope I
can do this justice. It takes two people to be
in a relationship, all right. Sometimes you're in the same
lane with each other. Sometimes you veer out of their
lane and you're on your own lane because you can't
handle their lane. But you know what, the same things
that make me weak sometimes as a Leo or whoever

(01:25:16):
I am, may make it difficult to be compatible with
a Gemini and what they're all about. Okay, So I
don't think it's fair to blame to blame everything on
one side, because the things that I am super sensitive
to may be the things that he has no care
in the world about. So therefore I'm part of the

(01:25:37):
issue as well. Do you see what I'm saying. Yes,
of course I'm coming into this relationship with my own baggage.
If my baggage doesn't fit their trump, then we're not
going to go on a trip together.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
You know, just in any relationship, it's very hard to
always get along and always you're different people. Always everybody
is a different person, and a lot of times you
don't want to, you know, compromise. But relationships are all
about compromise.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Exactly sometimes, but sometimes it's difficult for you to compromise
on some things in life. Gandhi, what is your sign?

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
I'm a Sagittarius.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Are sagittarius people? Are they busy bodies and nosy?

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
No? Actually special to me?

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Tell aroone what you're doing right now?

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
I'm googling Olympic Olympic athletes who may be Geminis, and
I have guesses.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
To find out who she used today.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
It's definitely not Jim Thorpe because he was born in
eighteen eighty eight, but there are a ton of others.
It could be Lionel Kohnecker.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Don't don't do this, don't do this?

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Nash so Rick Nash is a good one. Could it be?

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Stop naming possibilities on the hair. This is not really great.
Let's go talk to a Jillian on line twenty two.
An interesting fact about Geminis. Let's see what she has
to say, hello, Jillian.

Speaker 27 (01:26:46):
Hi, Elvis, how are you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
I'm doing well. We're just perplexed by this whole thing.
What are your thoughts?

Speaker 27 (01:26:52):
So I work in psychology and me and one of
my coworkers are obsessed with reading about serial killers. And
it's actually a known fact that most serial killers throughout
history are geminized.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Oh jeez, really, girl, guys.

Speaker 33 (01:27:05):
Oh my gosh, so far I think I'm okay aandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Isn't true that, I mean, short of killing people, some
of the traits that some serial killers have, they're attractive
to you.

Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
Me, yes, yeah, for sure. The thing all these serial
killers are very charismatic, well a lot of them are.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
I mean, like when you look at Ted Bundy and
some of.

Speaker 7 (01:27:35):
The tapes, it's easy to see how he did what
he did and how he got into the good graces
of these people because they are kind of fun and
very spontaneous and charismatic.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
So it's like, I know, but you like that. The
thing is that he's being charismatic to a very bad end.
Is the issue he's being You.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Don't know that when you're getting murdered.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
And seriously, some of the murderers are so hot, like
when they flash their picture on this screen. I'll turn
to Sheldon, I'll go, oh my gosh, I didn't realize
he was that kind. I'm like I might have fallen formed.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Okay, sou Geminis, Jeffrey Dahmer, son of Sam, the Hillside Strangler.
So far those are all Geminis. Put those names up,
you did, Nate, Nate, I needed you to answer out loud. Sorry,
I'm looking for more.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Nate is googling all of the murderers.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Jillian, thank you very much, Thanks for your insight, and
have a beautiful day. Okay. Well, in closing, I'm just
talking about dating and gemin I'm not talking about being
murdered by Amini. That's really just that's like that's next
level stuff, you know. But all right, but what I said,
and I mean this, it takes two to make a
relationship work. Some I bet there are some people out

(01:28:47):
there that need those points of a Gemini in order
to enjoy the relationship. Maybe I am one of those. Okay,
I'm so there. You go blaming someone it's their fault?
How dare you?

Speaker 26 (01:29:00):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
But it's so much easier, and it's so easy to
just blame the stars like this isn't your fault and
it's not my fault.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
These stupid stars. They did this to us.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Damn the stars. Our friend Tommy Jadario hosts I've never
said this before. It's a podcast where he interviews our
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Speaker 34 (01:29:22):
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We chat about her new movie Shadow for Us, why
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Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
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Speaker 19 (01:29:49):
Are on.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
Elis in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Show, our own Ali Gold. We love our Alley realiuh,
she's in charge of all things social on our show,
which is just a huge part of our show. So Allie,
we always love listening to your stories of your love
life because you have many, and I don't know, it's
always interesting to hear your stories because it's rough out

(01:30:15):
there in the dating.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
World, right it is rough, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
So you you went on vacation with someone.

Speaker 23 (01:30:24):
I went on vacation with the guy that I was
calling my boyfriend, and I went on vacation with him
and his family and he decided to break up with
me three days into the trip.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Wow, so I am the range.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Yeah, let's get some background here. How long had you
had you been dating him?

Speaker 23 (01:30:40):
We had been officially dating for six months, right, there
is no I love yous? And he basically told me
he couldn't love me.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Wo, wow, my god.

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
What did you do for the rest of the trip.

Speaker 23 (01:30:51):
Well, I had to find my way two hours to
the next public transportation site.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 27 (01:30:56):
I hate him so much?

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Oh wow wow?

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Wait your choice or his choice?

Speaker 23 (01:31:02):
Like, well, we were talking and he was like, maybe
we can take a break, and I was like, I
don't know if I can stay here with someone who
doesn't know if he wants to be with me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
Like, that's not fair.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
So he basically kicked you out.

Speaker 12 (01:31:12):
He basically kicked me out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Wow, what a jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
He couldn't wait till you got back.

Speaker 23 (01:31:20):
Serious, he couldn't do it before I took a week
of vacation to spend with him.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
That was my first question, I said, did you get
your vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Days back, god Gandhi. Well, okay, okay, just for the
sake of conversation, and you know we love you. We're
always team Ali, right, you know that if there was
another side of the story, what would it be?

Speaker 23 (01:31:42):
I think, like from his perspective, I think he literally said,
everything feels perfect, it just feels like something's missing. I
think he just didn't feel the way I felt towards him.
I think he didn't think we were a match.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Okay, Well that do you find as as awful as
that sounds. And the timing of telling you this was off,
way off? Do you see that that could be possible
from his point of view.

Speaker 23 (01:32:09):
Yeah, I think there's a lot of things that made
us different. But what I pushed them aside because I
really did care about him. I found companionship in him,
and I really honestly loved hanging out with him. I
loved being with him.

Speaker 26 (01:32:22):
Right.

Speaker 23 (01:32:22):
There was not really any problems and then, but there
were things I definitely overlooked because I cared about him,
and I think there were things about me that he
couldn't overlook that he decided what he couldn't be with
me because.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Well I know but these things can be talked about
in a conversation, first of all. Secondly, to have this
conversation with our little sister Ali while you're on vacation
with her and it takes her you know how.

Speaker 30 (01:32:49):
Uncomfortable for you with his family?

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
I know, but you know what, I'm just gonna say,
someone who does that, you don't want to be with him. Really,
I mean, agreed, agreed it even as much as it
hurts the way it happens, It's like, Okay, well it happened,
Rip the band aid off, Let's move on. And I
know it's not that easy. And who am I to

(01:33:13):
say that's easy?

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
So what about dating apps? Are you going to go
back on and you're going to get back.

Speaker 23 (01:33:19):
I'm already back on too, Yeah, Y give back up.
I wanted to, Like, I felt very defeated last week.
I felt like I'm getting older, like all the good
ones are taking kind of mentality, and so I just
wanted to put myself on there just to like make
sure I knew that there were still guys out there,
Like there's still people like me that just got hurt

(01:33:41):
later and like also want.

Speaker 12 (01:33:43):
To settle down.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
There absolutely are it's so hard to feel like that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Look, you know, well we all understand how relationships are,
you know, it's it's it's it's two people in two
lanes that have to merge into one lane, and it's
sometimes it just doesn't work. One doesn't want to merge
with the other. It's it's it's not right whatever. Okay,
I get that, But to take someone a vacation with
your family, you kind of automatically assume that he's told
the family what's going on to and then you're like, uh,

(01:34:12):
this is creepy and uncomfortable. I got to get out
of here. And then I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
Now she's never going to take another vacation with another
boyfriend and his family.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Yes, she will, of course won't. I mean, look, you
don't have to think about that now. You don't have
to go on a vacation with one right now to
prove you can.

Speaker 12 (01:34:31):
But yeah, no, I want to go on a vacation
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Elvis, your vacations you home in the middle, but you
are a place of employment. If you have like a
sucky vacation, should give you your vacation days back.

Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
It's like whatever the reason that the vacation sucked, They go,
you know what, We're not going to take that away
from you.

Speaker 15 (01:34:53):
Everybody would come home and go, my vacation was just
the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
Danielle once again coming up with great ideas. Yes, of course, look,
if you're grieving the loss of a family member or
a pet, they should give you a time some time off.
But I break the breaking up thing. We're not there
quite yet. Yeah what, Nate?

Speaker 19 (01:35:13):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
Okay? So Ali did.

Speaker 26 (01:35:14):
Something really smart, which I was going to suggest, but
she already did it. The last time I got broken
up with I always thought about the great things in
the relationship, like.

Speaker 15 (01:35:23):
Oh my god, we used to go to movies together.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
And then my friend goes, hey, there was some crappy
stuff that you went through. To focus on.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
That, ye talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
So Alan did a great thing.

Speaker 26 (01:35:33):
She wrote down all the negative stuff about the relationship
and she's focusing on that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 5 (01:35:37):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Let's make a list. Number one, his crotch had a
musky odor. Number one.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
Make sure I tell everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
That he needs to clean better. You know it's number one.
We love you, Allie, I mean, are you did you
hear us talking earlier about how two thirds of couples
were friends for at least a year before they became couples.

Speaker 23 (01:35:59):
Yes, I walked into the studio and you guys were
talking about that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
All right, have you seen this TikTok video that will
make everyone fall in love with you? Let's try it?
Shall we can have some I need some love music?
Scary See what dumb song he finds? Yeah, TikTok user
shares a psychology love eye trick Ali. She says it

(01:36:23):
has the magic to draw in the object of your affection,
and it really should only work with people you already know,
not people you just meet in a bar and try
to do this. All right, here we go, good music
here and oh all right, So once you're in a
one on one with your romantic target, wait until they're

(01:36:46):
speaking to you and try these simple steps. The producer
Sam is sitting next to Ali Gold. All right, here's
what you do now, Ali, look Sam in the eyes.
You're good friends, right, yes, yes, ye, yes, okay, here's okay.
Three simple steps. Number one, look at their left eye
for one second, then look at their mouth for one

(01:37:10):
to two seconds, and finish it off by looking at
their right eye. Oh, so you do these there's some
steam there. So it's it's look at their left eye
or one eye for about a second, then look at
their mouth for a couple of seconds, then look at
the other eye. That's za. Okay. Did you feel some

(01:37:31):
kind of spark some connection in doing that?

Speaker 12 (01:37:34):
I was sexual? Yeah, yeah, my nipples are hard.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
They called it a triangle because then you you repeat,
you go back from one eye to the other, then
down to the mouth and up to the eye, and
you do the triangle when you're speaking with them, and
you need to be close enough for the you know,
you just see the eyes moving. You know, I'm gonna
I'm gonna try this with myself in the mirror later.
So did you guys get it? Okay? Who else wants
to try? You? And scary? No, scary? Come on, come on,

(01:38:05):
get in it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:07):
You know Nate wants to try it with you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Now, who wants to do it? Does Nate want to target?
Scary or scary? Target?

Speaker 16 (01:38:12):
Nate?

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
You tell me, Nate, I'll target you. How about that?

Speaker 33 (01:38:16):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:38:16):
Scary? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
Okay, you need to know you're not close enough. You
need to be like several feet away from each other. Okay, Okay,
I'm close. I'm fine. I don't need to get in close.
Stop being a prude.

Speaker 35 (01:38:30):
Okay, all right, I'm already getting creeped out.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
His microphone is coming in hot. Scary, scary. If you
could make love to the board with your eyes, maybe
it would work better. All right, now, I want you
to look at Nate's left You have to have all
this is really uncomfortable. Look at his left eye for
about a second, then look down to the mouth, and
then look at the right eye, and then triangle around.
But you have to stop at each one for a

(01:38:57):
little pregnant pa, I'm doing it. I don't. Okay, So Nate,
how does it make you feel? But while you're saying
what it feels like scary, you have to continue to
do it while looking at each other in the eye.
I feel like a sandwich. I keep looking at him, scary?
Are you going from eye to ida? It's I can't.

(01:39:20):
I can't. I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:39:21):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
You know why he's uncomfortable and he's getting wood? I
bet you anything, Yeah, Nate, that's what happened. See No, Nate,
be honest. Does that make you uncomfortable because it was
it was too to turn him on in another way,
did you become uncomfortable because there is some forced intimacy

(01:39:46):
there that it kind of not even kidding. I got uncomfortable.

Speaker 26 (01:39:50):
It was like a hunger in his face, and it
just was disturbing.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Eat you like a boy, like a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
I got it. Come and do that with him. It's disturbing. No,
I'm not gonna do it. I would never say yes
to something stupid like this means it works if you
ask me, well, it does force intimacy, but if one
is creeped out by the other, it's it probably may
force them to back off. So there must there must
need to be some questioning connection there, like maybe this
person could be kind of cool, and then when they

(01:40:20):
come in for the attack and they target you with
the the psychological love triangle between your eye, eye and
your lips. Oh no, Gandhia, what do you think.

Speaker 7 (01:40:29):
I'm very interested to go try this, but I don't
think it's gonna work because everybody got creeped out. They
all got got weirded out by each other. I don't
want to weird people out. I'm also a little bit
nervous that when I look at someone's mouth, they're gonna
think I'm looking at other parts.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
Well, if my eyes go down.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
But the other parts are so far away unless the
parts in the mouth, I don't get it. Yeah, yes, Froggy.

Speaker 15 (01:40:52):
I just feel like it's predicated, once again upon how
attractive you are and how attractive the person finds you.

Speaker 16 (01:40:58):
Well.

Speaker 15 (01:40:59):
Also, if you're active, then people don't mind if you're
looking at him like that. Like if David Beckham starts
looking at Dan yell that way, she ain't gonna bottl her.
But if Scary looks at her like that, she's gonna
get angry.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Right, like creeping creeps. You don't want doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
And of course, let's be honest, I mean us trying
this with each other, we're setting it up for failure.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Right, But you know someone's gonna say to you, what
the hell are you looking at?

Speaker 26 (01:41:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:41:19):
There's something I know where you're doing?

Speaker 15 (01:41:21):
Right, throw my teeth?

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
You have a won key eye? What's going on here?

Speaker 18 (01:41:25):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Anyway, try it, get back to me, text me tomorrow,
let me know how it works.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
Morning, el Ris, durant.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
To your god, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
And in the morning, show, What now, mister Ann.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
In the morning show, Everyone's say good morning to our
friend Carlos. Hi, Carlos, we're doing well, We're doing well.
You know what I was, uh, really really putting a
lot of thought into the text you sent me a
couple of days ago, and I'm so happy we could
get you on the phone to talk about it. Do
you want to remind everyone what your question for me
was on the text?

Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:41:58):
My question was to be born again and I want
to be as again come back to stay.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (01:42:10):
By the way, uh, are you going to leave the
exact life?

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Okay? So the good question. And by the way, I
don't know if you understood, because the phones are kind
of messed up, Carlos. The question was, if you could
be born again and choose what to be gay or straight,
would you come back as a straight guy instead knowing
everything that you went through in your life good or bad?
Is that basically that is what you asked originally? Right?

Speaker 16 (01:42:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Oh no, I can't now you sound crystal clear.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
He's not underwater.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
This is an interesting question. May I ask from from
which point of view are you coming from? Are you
a gay or straight man?

Speaker 16 (01:42:41):
I'm a straight man.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Okay, And but so you asked this question, and I
find it a very deep question. And as a matter
of fact, I don't want this to turn into a
conversation that that upsets people or makes people uncomfortable, because
a lot of people may be an understanding. But look,
I love having conversations like this. I think it's fabulous.

Speaker 13 (01:43:00):
So that's what I told me that I didn't want
to sound as I'm insulking anybody, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
No, No, I love questions that make us think. And
I'm I'm gonna get into this right now. Listen. Thank
you for listening to us, Carlos. We're gonna jump into
it right now. Thanks to you. All right, all right,
go have a great day and listen in all right.
So the question was if I can do it again,
knowing what I've been through as a gay boy than
gay man, would I do it again? Look, it's a
difficult question to answer because it's not possible. So you know,

(01:43:29):
you know me, I was like, well, it's not possible,
so why would I even answer that question. I fortunately,
through growing up and knowing I was gay at a
very young age, I really had nothing to complain about
as far as how people treated me. I've had just
very little harassment in high school, very little, and I

(01:43:52):
grew up a gay boy and turned into a gay
man with little or no problems at all. I was
one of the lucky ones. I don't know for a fact.
Through many people I've mentored and many people I've talked to,
people have come to me for advice. They have been
through hell and continue to go through hell. Yeah, okay,
and it also being a gay guy and growing up
and seeing the condition and what people go through has

(01:44:14):
helped me better understand people of different races, people from
different backgrounds, and and to me, that has been quite
the advantage. I love that. I love that I have
being a gay man. I don't know if I if
I can really make a true connection here. I am
more sensitive to my women friends and what they're going
through in life, and I have a side of me

(01:44:35):
that is definitely leaning to the towards the feminine, and
I can understand women better than I think a lot
of other guys, gay or straight go through. I don't
know why, but I just do. With that said, I
I would happily come back as a gay man.

Speaker 20 (01:44:53):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
If I had to check a Mark like, okay, new life,
what do you want? Gary Straight go like ah, gay,
it's because you know what it's all. I know. I'm
just I know I'm being too realistic for what could
be a fun conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:45:05):
No, I think it's important though, And I mean on
the counter of that, yes, if I were to be
able to pick what I came back as, I think
I would come back as something completely different because I
know what this is like. I know it's what it's
like to be a brown female in this world. I
would maybe want to experience what it'd be like to
be something else. And it's not that I don't like
being brown or being a female.

Speaker 5 (01:45:25):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:45:25):
But I just want to see, you know, from like
you said, you get a different perspective on life based
on how you come into this world.

Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
I would like to see something different.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
You know. What makes me really upset is if I
hear and I've heard gay people say, I've definitely heard
of recent days and in recent days, a transgendered people say,
if I could do it again, I would not choose
this life. And that breaks my heart, right, yeah, it
breaks my heart because they are living in a life

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that is just really rough, for them to be able
to look yourself in the mirror and say, basically, I
don't like who you are.

Speaker 5 (01:46:01):
That makes me sad.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
It may it may. It makes me I just want
to I want to cry. It makes me very sad
that anyone, no matter what you're going through in life.
Let's say you are blessed with beautiful kids, but you
don't you don't want kids, you know whatever, Your challenge
is to look at yourself and say, I wish I
could have a redo. That makes me so sad. It
makes me sad. Yeah, so gosh, Carlos, you know, yeah,

(01:46:27):
I'll come back as a gay guy. You know, sure,
no regrets that I know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
I'm going to come back as a caterpillar because then
I become.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
A butterfly and you can own more shoes.

Speaker 30 (01:46:40):
I could.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
Oh, I never thought of that part.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
You could. It would take longer to tie tie all
your shoelaces. Yeah, but I don't know, what are you
see it on the text messages. I don't want to
offend anyone today, and I just this is just a
this is one of those things. It's actually a great
conversation to have with a friend who is able to
have an adult conversation. We have some very poignant text

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messages that agree with you that want to come back.
One man said he's a straight man, he'd like to
come back as a lesbian.

Speaker 31 (01:47:07):
Okay, okay, yeah, total.

Speaker 5 (01:47:13):
That would be such a froggy answer.

Speaker 15 (01:47:16):
This is my favorite text. I'm a gay man, and
I always have the conversation with my friends. I would
most certainly come back as a straight female. So I
have sex with all the hot straight boys.

Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
Okay, So if you would have, if you would have
turned it into the fun conversation, I'm with you. I
don't know. You know, I know it. Ask me, do
I do I want to do something different than I'm doing.

Speaker 19 (01:47:38):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
No, I love my life, even the hardships, and I
have very few. You know, I'm very, very very blessed,
and I'm so grateful for the life I have. I
don't I don't want to change it. Whatscary for me.

Speaker 10 (01:47:51):
I'd come back straighter than I am right now. I
would actually, I would actually be more assertive. I would
do things differently.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
You know what, So you just said that being right
is meaning you're more assertive. That's that's exactly what you
just said. You know, the kind of person I am.

Speaker 10 (01:48:06):
I've always been, you know, I've always been kind of
like a background guy who just takes everything on the doormat.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
I just you know, yeah, No, no, you're saying, if
you're a more straight, you wouldn't be the dormant. That's
what you just said today.

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
But maybe I would do things a little differently.

Speaker 3 (01:48:20):
I'd rethink my life a little bit. I'd be like,
you know, what, if you were straighter, meaning you're gay.
I I don't understand. What does anyone understand what he's saying?

Speaker 9 (01:48:28):
I do look away?

Speaker 3 (01:48:31):
What does he say exactly?

Speaker 7 (01:48:32):
I think what he meant to say was he would
like to come back more of an alpha than he
is currently. But instead he said something stupid, okay, to
get our attention.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
Saying stupid to get our attention.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
For you to redo, is a gay or straight thing?
Is you? You would be more of an alpha male.
It has nothing to do with being gay.

Speaker 35 (01:48:54):
I'm a beta guy scared, like if I could come back,
I would come by smarter, extroverted beta. Okay, Okay, so
we're changing this from gay versus straight to like changing
something else, like the color of your skin or changing the.

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
Color of your hair.

Speaker 5 (01:49:13):
Or your personality trade.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
You really probably should sit in the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Do you still want to be Italian?

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
Okay? On behalf of Italians? Do you want any really?

Speaker 7 (01:49:24):
I'm giving a back, I got I kind of I wonder.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
I do wonder what it would be like to be
a lesbian. Okay, you know, like sometimes I wonder if
I would have gone that way at one point. But
let's talk about that.

Speaker 31 (01:49:40):
It's okay, people go through phases. Phases aren't the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
No, no, no, no, But I mean, I don't know. I
don't know, you know, because you think about, like you said,
you know what it's like being what you are? Would
you want to try something different? But if you don't
remember what you used to be, then what's you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
It's one of the It's one of those conversations. It
really has no realm. But okay, if you wonder what
life would have been like as a lesbian, look at
it in a deeper sent Well, okay, you're talking about
having uh, you're forming romantic relationships with another woman right now.
Now you know about women versus men, You do see
the different dynamic, possibly because women and men are different

(01:50:22):
as far as in many in men regards.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
And I know how I am that time of the month,
so I don't know if I would want to put
up with another woman. Okay, take a lot of things
into consideration here.

Speaker 3 (01:50:33):
We keep in mind, you know, we are also under
the assumption that you are born this way. Yeah, and
so you know, I don't know. It's I don't producer, Sam,
I have you thought about this?

Speaker 30 (01:50:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 36 (01:50:42):
I think in a past life I may have been
attracted to women, just because I'm so naturally attracted to women,
but it never crosses that line where it's a really
like sexual.

Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
Action thing, you know what I mean.

Speaker 36 (01:50:51):
I just checked about constantly and I find them mysterious
and beautiful and I love them. So I'm sure at
one life past I was either a lesbian or a
straight man.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
I like this text from a woman. She said, I'd
come back with a penis and I'd stick it everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:51:04):
Yeah, no, I'm.

Speaker 15 (01:51:06):
Scary, scary.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
Maybe you'll come back with a piece, see ghandhi and
I like penis so much.

Speaker 12 (01:51:10):
I don't know if they could give it up.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
Well, thanks for.

Speaker 7 (01:51:15):
I would come back I think as like a very big,
strong straight male, because I would want to have a
penis just to see I have. One of my guy
friends was like, you have no idea what it's like
to have one till you have one. You put to
put it on everything. He's like your keyboard.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
Well, we might not leave the house. Gandhyti.

Speaker 15 (01:51:30):
You're not supposed to repeat those things, I tell her.

Speaker 3 (01:51:32):
Sorry anyway, So okay, I'm glad this turned into a
fun conversation, but it really is. It is an important
thing to understand that you have something going on in
you currently in this life that's fabulous, and sometimes you
got to dig to find it because of the the
rhetoric you live in and the crazy times. By the way,

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we say these are craziest times ever. No, ten years
ago that we said the same thing. You know, twenty
years ago.

Speaker 31 (01:51:57):
I'll continue to say, twenty years ago, we were living
in the crazy time ever and that's never going to change,
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
But anyway, straight Nate, what about you? We call you
straight night?

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
Would you be gay night?

Speaker 26 (01:52:08):
Actually, what Elvis said really made me think about this.
I don't think I've really experienced anything in my life
to make me want a change, right, So I can
see where we had a lot of texts actually sadly.
We had some texts of people saying they were they
were gay, they're gay, and they wish they had been
straight so they didn't have to go through those tough time,
which made me really sad to think of what they
went through, but at the same time thinking about myself

(01:52:29):
that I didn't go through anything like that to make me.

Speaker 9 (01:52:31):
Want to change.

Speaker 3 (01:52:33):
So No, I'm comfortable being straight. Nate, okay, yeah, didn't
carry on straight.

Speaker 9 (01:52:37):
I will I'll be up straight or Nate as Scary
wanted to be.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
I don't know how that's possible.

Speaker 15 (01:52:41):
By the way, Scary.

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
No, I don't want to be Italian. I don't want
to be straighter.

Speaker 14 (01:52:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
I don't know how.

Speaker 15 (01:52:48):
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
So all right, well, okay, interesting conversation, and I'm happy
that ninety nine percent of people texting and understood where
we were coming from. Look, you know, I'm I don't know.
I think it's better to have a morning show where
we can actually talk about something other than, you know,
farting in a jar and then seiling it up and
giving it as a gift. Froggy wanted to talk about

(01:53:10):
that today. I'm not going.

Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
That would be like.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
When you opened.

Speaker 3 (01:53:14):
It depends on how fast you open.

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
I want to say.

Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
I'll tell you what that folks, that's bloody nice.

Speaker 5 (01:53:26):
Oh yeah, the time of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:53:28):
Alister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out everybody.

Speaker 19 (01:53:40):
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