Daddy’s Girl Isn’t Goin on Her Vacation

Frank’s daughter is going on vacation and made an appointment to get her passport last minute, so Skeery calls from the agency to cancel it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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the Elvis.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Hi, scary, what's your phone tap about today?

Speaker 4 (00:08):
So Elizabeth always does things at the last minute. She's
got a Bahamas trip coming up really soon and had
applied for her passport but hasn't gotten it back yet,
so her dad wants to teach her a lesson about
waiting for the last minute to get things done. I'm
going to be calling the Passport office phone tapping, Elizabeth
A right, let's go here.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
This is Ron Harrington with the Passport Authority. How are
you doing today?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
How are you very good?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm calling actually to cancel the appointment that you have
with us at noon tomorrow because we're overbooked.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Okay, I'm leaving in two weeks to the Bahamas, and
I knew my passport.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
If you decided last minute to do this, then maybe
you could just decide last minute not to go to
I mean, it couldn't have been that important, right, I know,
it is pretty important.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Actually, it's for it's for my sister's.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
What I well, I guess just send her a nice
gift in place of you.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Is that simple?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm trying driving and stuff. So I have to figure
out what the next step is.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
All right, then, thank you you there. Yeah, all right,
I'm gonna readial, you're gonna talk, We're gonna listen in okay, okay, all.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Right, Hey, what's up? Fun?

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I'm like the canceport agency guy just paused me.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
He's the biggest.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
He canceled my appointment.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
You can't go.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
I tried telling you, but Dad.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm like, no, I'm going on this trip. Like I'm
not going to cancel my vacation. I'm not feeling it,
absolutely not. I'm not missing out on it.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
If they're backed up, there's no other service can get
it for you.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
But just place can I got?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm trying. I'm lost right now. I'm trying to find this.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
This golover second so I could go ho, I'm gonna
really flip second. This is ridiculous, I know, but I
was trying to help you to get understand h all right,
whoever you're trying to get this guy out on the

(02:13):
line your pissport.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I guess you will ever.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Talk Kip hold on, Ron Harrington, Yeah, I can how
you doing.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
My name is Frank Marchell.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
You spoke to my daughter earlier reference to canceling her appointment.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I have around the line.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Miss Marciana. Let me ask you this. Why were you
delinquent in getting your passport in the first place?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
No excuse me, you don't have no place to call
me out of my responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Wait, why don't you wait till the day before your
flight to get your passport?

Speaker 6 (02:47):
I want to say, because you respectful human being as
I'm that.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
You're a human brats doll, that's what you are.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Honest, say, where is your office?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Where is your.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You're calling me bro?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
You're calling me bro.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Personally. I want to see you personally, and I was
just with you personally.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I don't like your snarky little attitude there, missed thing? Yes,
I am kidding you. Your dad is phone tapping you. Hey, Elizabeth,
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Speaker 2 (03:32):
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