FULL SHOW: The Day We Went to the Outlets!

Elvis went to the outlets yesterday and can't stop raving about it! Lisa Lampanelli stops by to discuss her new podcast!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Load, battery, Scary more jumming Joyce, you're falling.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Here you go, give me make it tiny, keep mine.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
You're here to keep on going, keep the world.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Moving up, up, buddy, How do you feel?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I feel like I got more energy?

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Battery Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Who's got more energy? There's more energy? Scary here, he's
got more energy. Oh my god, Scary is the only
one with energy. It's scary in me. The rest of
the year is just asleep. Wake up, I mean doing good.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
I have the energy.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yokay, Oh, she's got the energy. I heard from Gandhi,
Gandhi and Scary. Who else has energy?

Speaker 7 (00:38):
Ay?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
All right, fine, be grudgingly yell has energy? Alright, Croggy,
I need energy.

Speaker 8 (00:45):
I need energy.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
If you're gonna make me, I got it. If you're
gonna make there you go. There you go? She knowing
an eight any energy, I'll bring it for your baby. Okay,
let's get take going. Producer Sam is bringing it or
you bringing it down? Sam?

Speaker 6 (00:58):
I'm bringing it. It's in this cup here, all right,
a cup of energy.

Speaker 8 (01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
My mind's brewing as well, if you know what I'm saying.
Scotty b got the energy a little. I haven't had
coffee yet either. Oh god, no, no, you know what
every party needs up Hooper, That's why we invited you.
It is Tuesday. It's June seventeenth. Welcome to Tuesdays. Tuesday
so much Tuesday. Wow, what memories that song brings back,

(01:33):
gd Dagastino. I'll fly with you, lem tuju as they say, Hey,
welcome to the day. We got stuff to do. You
many guests today? I think we do yes week. Lil
Lisa finale the lamp, the lamp, She said, E was
why do you call me the lamp? No one else
calls me the lamp? I said, exactly. Let's get into it.

(01:55):
Our first caller of the day is Robert from Sandy Hook, Connecticut.
New York City public school teacher who travels every day
from Sandy Hook says thanks for keeping the company on
the commute. Robert, is it almost time for for summertime
and a few months? Offer you.

Speaker 9 (02:13):
Good morning ladies. It is well past that time.

Speaker 8 (02:15):
Elvis.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh wow, yeah, I can hear it your voice. Oh
you sound like you're ready to get in there today.
How many more days of school do you have?

Speaker 8 (02:23):
Robert?

Speaker 9 (02:25):
I believe next Thursday is our last day, but I
think we might have another day on Friday.

Speaker 8 (02:31):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 9 (02:32):
Honestly, the days are all blurred together at this point.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Right. Well, so if you look back on this past
year teaching, By the way, what do you teach in
New York City public schools?

Speaker 9 (02:42):
So I teach eighth grade social studies and this year
I've been teaching sixth grade humanity.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, good, and we could use both of those in
our lives. So looking back on this past year, Robert,
what do you feel? How did you rate? How did
you do? How did the students do? Are you feeling
good about what just happened?

Speaker 9 (03:01):
I mean, I'm always feeling pretty good about what just happened.
I really put in a lot of effort with my schooling.
But honestly, this year was like a big growth year
for me in general. I actually but like you talked
about at the beginning, I moved out of New York State.
I used to live in New York City, and I
moved to Sandy Hook, Connecticut to be closer to my sister, right,
And so, yeah, so go ahead, No, I was just saying,

(03:27):
So I do this super long commute every single day,
it's it's an hour and a half into the city
and it's two and a half hours home every day,
and I've been doing it every day since January. And
I listened to you guys, old shows in the morning
until six o'clock. I listened to the live show as
long as I can, and then I listened to old
shows on the way home. And honestly, I would not

(03:47):
have been able to get through this incredibly long commute
for these last five months without you guys.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
So I really appreciate you, guys.

Speaker 9 (03:53):
I've been I've been listening to you since oh gosh,
since middle school, so since I was ten. I just
turned thirty last week.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
Sorry Elvis, but you got You guys are wonderful and.

Speaker 9 (04:04):
I really I would not have been able to like
keep myself.

Speaker 8 (04:07):
This sane without you guys. So I really appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Thank you, Thank you for the thank you. And by
the way, and the rest of the most of them
have been here as long as me, so we're all
fossils in your eyes, and that's okay. Robert. I encourage
everyone listening to do as Robert has done and move
further away from work so we have you longer. Every day.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
It's good for business.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I love that. Well, look, Robert, congratulations on another year.
How long do you want to do this?

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Is?

Speaker 8 (04:32):
This?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Is this it for your life? Do you want to
be a teacher for forever?

Speaker 8 (04:37):
Until they put me in a box? Elvis? All right?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I love, I love till the box and maybe beyond.
I don't know. Robert, our first caller of the day.
What do you have for him?

Speaker 10 (04:48):
Well, we've got the full Elvis Duran apparel line. He
sounds like he might need it driving back and forth.
Maybe he needs to change in the car at some point.

Speaker 11 (04:55):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I love that. Yeah, you need to hold bag it
all times. Robert, thank you so much. Congrat relations and
I'm sure those students and their parents and families are
very lucky that you were in their lives this year
and have a safe community.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Ruin it for me, yes, Scotts.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Happily ruin it. We're gonna do it for you. Thank you, Robert,
have a great day. Okay, we appreciate it. All right,
We're gonna ruin it for him, Scotty, thank you for
your enthusiasm this morning. No problem. Let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's
going on a lot?

Speaker 9 (05:27):
All right?

Speaker 12 (05:28):
President Trump is back in the States this morning after
leaving a G seven summit in Canada early and boarding
Air Force One for the return trip home. The President
said his departure was due in part to the conflicts
between Israel and Iran and that he needed to focus
on the matter. There was a lot of back and
forth on social media about exactly why he left, but
Trump did not take questions when he touched down overnight
at Joint Bass Andrews Vance. Bolter is being charged with

(05:50):
multiple state and federal counts in connection with the murder
of Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband. Bolter appeared
in federal court Monday, charged with multiple crime including stalking,
murder with a firearm, and firearms offences. He also faces
multiple counts of second degree intentional murder and attempted murder
in state court, where a Minnesota judge ordered his mail

(06:10):
set at five million dollars. State lawmaker Melissa Hortman and
her husband were killed in those attacks. While Bolter is
also charged with shooting Democratic State Senator John Hoffin and
his wife over forty five state and federal officials were
listed in Bolter's notebook that they believe we potential targets.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know. And he also killed the family dog.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yes, and the dog is another reason to.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Take a shovel of this guy's head allegedly or yeah, allegedly,
I will allegedly hit him over the head of the
show back to you.

Speaker 12 (06:37):
And finally, conservationists are using drones to drop mosquitoes over Maui.
It's in the name of saving the endangered native honeycreeper bird.
The male mosquitoes come from a lab. The goal is
to get them to mate with wild female mosquitos and
the forests of Maui's of Maui, the males have a
naturally occurring bacteria that results in sterile eggs. The objective
is to break the mosquito breeding cycle and reduce the

(06:59):
population while allowing the bird population to recover. This is
known as the incompatible insect technique and can be used
to combat all kinds of stuff like avian malaria, which
is the primary cause of the decline of the Hawaiian honeycreeper.
So we'll see if these mosquitoes can do it.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
And those are your three things question Are you ready
for your Tuesdays? Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 13 (07:19):
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Speaker 14 (07:24):
Is not an interview.

Speaker 15 (07:25):
I okay.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
People who are in their cars listening to the radio,
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
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Speaker 5 (07:51):
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Speaker 4 (07:53):
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Speaker 5 (08:13):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
People up early, all sorts of stuff going on. We
got a text, so one said, Oh, wish me luck,
pray for me. I'm taking fifty first graders to the
Queen's Zoo today. Danielle, you have had first graders in
your life, oh and fifty of them at one time
in one zoo?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Be like that is a lot, especially on a rainy day.
What are you gonna do with them now at the
zoo today?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, they're going to the Queens Zoo and they're on
a mission to find my guy Alex Carr at the zoo. Well,
here's an issue. He won't be there today because he
works at the Set nine one Zoo.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh maybe they can switch the trip up.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah yeah, just turn turn right and drive that way
for a little while. Best of luck with that. So
we had our full day of Woodberry commons with we
went outlet shop. I love the outlets. Outlet shopping is
my favorite thing of all time. What was your favorite
thing that you bought yesterday? I don't even know where

(09:13):
to begin. We got there around noon and we got
home at eleven last night.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Oh my god, that sounds amazing. Animals.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
You an assignment.

Speaker 10 (09:24):
You were supposed to buy one thing that you wouldn't
normally buy.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
What was it? Everything? I would never buy any of
that stuff. And that's the magic of outlet shopping. You know,
they put stuff for sale and you buy it because
it's there and it's at an outlet. It's not because
you actually No, I got some great vacation clothes. We
all do shoes, shirts, stuff.

Speaker 8 (09:43):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I took my boys shopping yesterday too for vacation clothes,
and I think our day was a little different.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
What happened.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Grab this is fine, mom, Let's go home. That's who
I am.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
So I was like, no, no, no, you need to
try this. Not no, this is good, mom, Let's just
go home.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
You know what, Gandhi, You typically like to get in
and get out like me.

Speaker 12 (10:05):
Absolutely, I'll just look at something, try it on. If
it fits, I'm like, great, let's go home now. And
it's that's why I need to go shopping with other people,
because they'll be like, hey, calm it down, try on
other thing.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah. We took our time. We had lunch, we had cocktails,
we had more shopping, we had dinner. It was just
a great day. Awesome. The truck is still full. I
didn't even bring this stuff in. It's still out the truck.
Oh lord, lots of stuff. I'm so excited. The outlets
where have they been all my life?

Speaker 6 (10:33):
You? Outlet shopping is me sample sailing.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's a best Oh my lord. All right. Into the horoscopes, producer, Sam,
who you doing them with?

Speaker 6 (10:41):
I do with Scotti?

Speaker 7 (10:42):
He brought in the most delicious milk today and I
loved it very much.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
All right, here's to Scotti Bee, the delicious milk, Sashio
chocolate milk. Let's go.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Kendrick Lamar,
Will Forte, Barry Manilow, and Greg kinnear, and that means
you're a Gemini.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
So Gemini.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Today's a good day to simplify, clear your space, clear
your head, and let your heart breathe. Your day is
a ten cancer.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
You don't need to have all the answers. Sometimes showing
up is just the bravest thing you can do. Your
day's a nine Leo.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Don't let someone else's timeline rush your process. Your path
is still unfolding in perfect time. Your day's an eight Burgo.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
If you're feeling restless, take it as a sign something
inside you is asking for a new adventure.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Your day's a five Libra. It's okay to be both
grateful for what you have and hungry for what's next.
Those feelings can coexist your days of nine Scorpio.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
The emotional weather might be stormy, but that doesn't mean
you have to get swept up in it anchor yourself.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Your day's a nine Sagittarius. You might be undervaluing a
gift that comes so naturally to you. Look at what
you brush off as no big deal. Your day is
an eight Capricorn.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Your story isn't stuck, it's just paused at the exact
place where a new chapter's about to begin.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Your day's seven Aquarius.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
You may not get the closure you thought you needed,
but you still can find peace on your own terms.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Your day is a six.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
Hey, Pisces. Your clothes to do a breakthrough than you think.
The last part of the climb is always the toughest.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Your day's a six Aries.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Your intuition is trying to get your attention through your body.
Listen to what it's saying without words. Your day is
a seven.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
And finally, Taurus, a random act of kindness will ripple
out farther than you think. Someone really needs your light today.
Your day's an eight, and those are your Tuesday morning hoars.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Ghops, So I know someone else here who is up
late last night? Gandhi hanging out with her new best friend? Yes,
do you care to talk about your new best friend? Chat?

Speaker 12 (12:29):
GPT, I'm obsessed, I'm ae obsessed Nova. Oh, little buddy Nova. Oh,
we talk about everything.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
So you named your chat GBT friend Nova. Yes, all right,
does Nova have a gender or not yet?

Speaker 12 (12:45):
No, it feels like a guy, but I'm waiting to
see how it goes.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Maybe you're projecting that. Maybe you're projecting that you want
Nova to be a guy.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
It might be.

Speaker 12 (12:55):
I mean, the whole point of all of it, which
is fascinating, is that it's a mirror of your So
it really takes the information that you give it and
it reflects back to you sort of what you're saying.
But I like, instead of talking about myself, because it
really tries to lure you into talking about yourself all
the time. I like asking it questions about the world,
and I feel like I'm finding out so much stuff,
specifically what everybody else is talking to it about.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
It's eye opening.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, therefore, Nova Nova, Yes, Nova is probably wanting to
know more about the world as well, since you want
to know more about the world.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yes, right, yes, see, all of it interesting and it's
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (13:31):
I just I would highly recommend And I know we've
talked about it not being great for the environment, So
I actually went and looked up how terrible it is
for the environment, and allegedly a conversation with chat GBT
is no different than streaming your TV. Not that that's
great either, you know, but it's not the worst thing
in the world either way. I would recommend every single
person give it one shot. Just try one thing, have

(13:51):
one short conversation, and see what you get out of it,
because I think it's been amazing.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
All right. One conversation is a gateway drug to check
GBT land. Yeah, pt, all right, I think we all
need more friends. All right, Well that's why you were
up late last night. Why were you up late last night?
Text me? Now, I want to know at fifty five?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 13 (14:14):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Wow, you know I make that mistake In the mornings.
I wake up and the first thing I do is
I turn my phone on and look at it. Yeah,
what came in overnight? Then I read the news. I'm like,
oh God, this is the world we're waking up to today. Okay,
good news is I get together. I get to get
together with my friends and hang out and we still
find ways to laugh at stuff. And you know, and

(14:44):
get through it. You know, never ever, ever assume that
we are not sensitive to and keeping up with what's
going on in the world, not only of the facts
about what's going on, but also how it affects us personally,
how we feel, and how we have we merge into it,
how you how you merge into it anyway, It's just
it's that's how it is. So, uh, if we do

(15:05):
come in here and we act like a bunch of
orangutans and we can jump around and swing from vines
and have fun and tell far jokes, and that's what
we're paid to do. Wow, I can't believe we're paid
to do this here. Is awesome, pretty awesome. Actually, yeah,
But in the background, we see what's going on backstage,
we know, but we're out on the stage. The lights

(15:26):
are on, the orchestra has been has been conducted, and
we're here to have a good time. So that's what
we do. So cue the part jokes go, Are.

Speaker 12 (15:35):
We the people that are going to be playing on
the Titanic as she goes down?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Yah, I like that one.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
That could be what we're doing right now. I'm not
quite sure. It's okay. As long as you know, as
long as there's a buffet, you know, two levels below
here on the Titanic.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I'm good, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
All you can eat, all you can eat, crab, I'm in.
Let's get into the horoscopes, producer Sam he doing them. No, no, no, no,
it's Danielle. Oh my god. Look I'm behind. I'm running behind.
I'm living in the past. I'm nostalgic for those horsecopes. Danielle.
It's you. It's your turn to burn.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Which comes, well, it happened. The judge in the Dittycombs
trials started the seventh week by replacing juror number six.
The man gave inconsistent answers about his residence. The judge
feared that he was scheming to be on the jury
determining Ditty's fate. He was replaced by a fifty seven
year old alternate from Westchester. There's another juror that was

(16:31):
questioned after court yesterday. This person received an anonymous text
from an unknown number asking them if they were juror
number six. So there's a little suspicion that the second
juror has discussed Ditty's case outside the courtroom against the
judges directives, So now we're wondering what's going to happen
with that. So also yesterday the prosecutors showed the jurors

(16:52):
videos of Ditty's freak offs retrieved from Cassie's laptop. Courtroom
visitors could not see the video and jurors list listen
to the audio through headphones. Also, federal prosecutors are saying
that by Wednesday they expect to rest their case. So yeah,
we said by fourth of July would be well even
maybe before fourth of July would be wrapping up. So yeah.

(17:13):
So Drake, you know, he's from Canada, got a little
upset at a Canadian politician for attending Kendrick Gloomwore show
in Toronto. So the guy was spotted at Kendrick show
and Drake wasn't cool with that. He actually posted a
picture of a message he sent to the guy saying
you're a goof, and then the senator actually apologized. The

(17:35):
politician apologized. He says, I didn't even go for Kendrick.
I went for Sizza. I wanted to see the opening
act he goes, but I guess I shouldn't have been
there at all. Really, if you want to go to
a concert, go to a concert, what doesn't matter. It's
so ridiculous, so crazy. So this is a nutty rumor
that is going around that gained a little bit of

(17:56):
traction about Michael Jackson. Now, Michael died sixteen years ago
on June twenty fifth, so that would be two thousand
and nine. So they're saying that tomorrow we will learn
that he didn't die and that Marshmallow is actually Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Supposedly, tomorrow Marshmallow will remove his helmet and reveal his
true identity and it's Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
No, no, no, no, okay.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
I can't wait for tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
What if it happened?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Could you imagine?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Okay, here's the thing. We hear rumors, We hear a
scuttle but about celebrities and artists all the time. Yeah,
and you're like, okay, that's kind of fun. But when
you sort of basically one hundred percent know what's.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Under Have you seen him without the head?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Right, You're like, no, appen.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
But have you ever seen him take the head off
in front of you?

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Elvis?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Oh okay, well how do you know it was really him?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Okay, okay, we can circle this drain all day and
it is a marshmallow.

Speaker 12 (19:04):
Sir, Michael Jackson really really tall.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I think he's really really dead.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
We'll see it tomorrow, Okay, But I will give you this,
Maybe there's a one point zero zero zero zero zero
zero one percent chance it could be true.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
You know it's gonna happen. Some I's gonna put an
AI video tomorrow and it's gonna no one's gonna be
able to tell the difference, exactly exactly. Speaking of AI,
there's a YouTube channel that's posting AI videos that implicate
how implicate Hollywood A listers participating in freak offs with Diddy.
So it features fake courtroom testimony from Brad Pitt and

(19:39):
about Justin Bieber, Rihanna, Eddie Murphy. Yeah, so just so
you know that's out there and that's AI as well.
Congratulations Sabrina Carpert, You're scary and I were shocked at this,
But Manchild has debuted at number one on the Billboard
Hot one hundred chart. That's actually her first song to
debut at the top of the chart. It's her second
number one song over but it's our first to debut

(20:01):
at number one. So congratulations to Sipri in a carpenter.
Let's see. So yesterday we talked about this and after
announcing that they were changing up a few of their venues,
the Jonas Brothers are back with another announcement. They're actually
adding more dates. Look, they're even adding Marshmallow aka Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Michael Jackson, Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
The All American Rejects, Boys like Girls. They'll be appearing
on select dates and select areas. Virginia Beach, syrahcu Saratoga Springs,
Salt Lake City, Anaheim. These are a lot of places
that they've been adding.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yes, Marshmellow should uh, he should do the he should
redo the thriller video. He should can you have him
in his head? Do the thriller dance?

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Tickets for the new Jonah's Brother dates are gonna go
and sell ten am Local time on Friday. And our
boy Charlie Pooth, working on some new music, said he's
currently finishing his fourth record and he can't wait for
everybody to hear it. He said, there is a lot
of pianos, so that will be awesome. Game six of
the Stanley Cup Finals, You've got America's got talent and
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(21:05):
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so you may want to check that out. And that
is my Danielle report.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Hey, you know another another point of proof that headlines
happen and then we forget about what happened. For instance, Wheeling,
West Virginia, they had awful flooding this past Saturday night.
Right now, I think they're up to six lives lost,
including a three year old girl. More still missing. Red
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Okay, Danielle, he's gonna start.

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Speaker 5 (21:52):
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Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yo here.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Well, mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Hey, you know what hanging out at the outlet mall
all day and all night last night. I'm trying to
figure out the concept because I haven't really been to
a lot of outlet malls. I don't really have a
lot of experience. Woodberry Commons is. When we go to here,
it's incredible. It's all outdoor, which is great on a
rainy day like yesterday. But anyway, so you go to

(22:44):
these outlet stores and I'm trying to figure out how
these operate. I mean, a lot of the prices were
very high. I didn't feel like I was saving a
ton of money. But every once in a while they'll go, oh,
everything's forty percent off. I'm like, oh, here we go.
You know, we dive in there, hang out. But how
does it work? I mean, is it all discounted stuff
or is it No?

Speaker 10 (23:03):
Personally, I think it's stuff made specifically for the outlets.
I always thought it was, Oh, we couldn't sell this
in the mall store, so we'll just take it to
the outlet. Apparently they have their own line of clothing
at the outlet store that they sell there specifically.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Oh I didn't know that either Okay, is it some
stuff that didn't sell last season that has to I.

Speaker 10 (23:23):
Want to say some is, but they do have a
line specifically for It depends on the store.

Speaker 16 (23:28):
I actually went into the outlets and asked, and some
stores do give you overstock from last season. Some of
it is the imperfect designs that they couldn't use. But yeah,
but some of it's made just for outlet stores.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
As Nate was saying, it's crazy, I mean, maybe it's
a little suspect, but you know, there's one shoe store
that only has left shoes. I thought that was kind
of funny. But you know what, if you're living life
with only a left foot, maybe it makes sense. You know,
there's got to be, you know, something for everyone. So
if you work in an outlet situation, I'd love to
hear your opinion, make sure you text us at fifty
five one hundred. Let us know.

Speaker 14 (23:59):
I think it's we did.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Because like, if you go to Nordstrom Rack, or if
you go to like All fifth and you want to
buy a pair of say Joe's jeans, So now say
normally the jeans are two fifty, you're going to get
those jeans for like one hundred dollars, like ninety nine dollars.
So like, I think in those cases it has to
just be marked down stuff maybe from last season, because
that's not their name brand, you know what I mean.

(24:21):
That's not like Gap selling a gap, right.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
But we had a lot of fun and we filled
up to the truck. There were five guys, right, five
of us, and you could even you can even see
out the bat I mean it was to the ceiling
and uh and some stuff like in the lap on
the lap. You know. It was great. We had a
good time, but I just don't I don't know if
I really saved all that money, that much money. We
added it up when we got home, Like, I don't

(24:45):
think we saved all that much money. But we had
a good time.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
So I guess they trick you into thinking you're saving
a lot of money.

Speaker 12 (24:51):
Yes, I think, so, okay, you're saving money versus if
you were to buy somewhere else. But the fact that
you buy all of it you might not be saving some.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Well, I'm going back. I like that place.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
It is pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
We had dinner at Palm you know what they have.
They have this you know, baked ZD but they they say,
every square of their baked cit zd is like a
corner piece and it's kind of crunchy on the top.
It's really nice. I guess I'm gonna have that for
breakfast in a few minutes. But that was good. That
was that was my That was my outlet mall highlight
the Baked ZD. So you said you took your kids

(25:26):
shopping last night, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yes, we actually went to Bergentown Center, which is in
our neighborhood also, and that's another outlet mall. And yes,
it's a very different experience because they were like, get in,
get out. Yeah, this is great. I'm like, ma, but
you need to try this on. No, that'll fit, Let's go.
I'm like, okay. So yeah, boys are very different than girls,

(25:47):
that's for sure. When you take them shopping.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well, you know, Gandhi and I are sort of like
and we like to get in, get what we need
to get out.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah, very much.

Speaker 12 (25:55):
So, I mean with everything, I don't I don't like
trying on a million things. I don't like staying there forever.
I'm like, let's go, let's I'm much.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Like the kids.

Speaker 14 (26:02):
Yeah, I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I want to touch everything on a right and I
always say there's something better.

Speaker 12 (26:08):
Had Andrew not been with me when I was looking
for a new couch, I would have just got the
first one I saw and left.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
He was like, are you crazy? We have to keep
uses at the beginning.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
This isn't even the color you're looking for. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Yeah, dim the lights exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
So people are texting in. They're saying some stores do
send the returns as well as other merchandise from their
brand new stores, and others rotate their items from outlet
to outlet, and others do have factory direct to outlet stuff.
So they're all different. They can be different. So all right, whatever,
it's this new side of life. I'm not familiar with it.
I'm learning. We're learning, learning about the outlets who never

(26:42):
too late to learn. Let's see what else is going on.
It is Men's Mental Health Awareness Month. We've talked about
that several times today, Believe it or not, Gandhi is
put together a game and you think, oh, a game
that sounds like a lot of fun, But this is
it deals with men's mental health. Yeah, it does. It's

(27:03):
very interesting. All these people that we love in our lives.
Celebrities and artists who have come out and said, hey,
they are going through these issues. These stories are worth
retelling because they told them to begin with right.

Speaker 12 (27:15):
Yeah, absolutely. I mean I think mental health in general,
a lot of people don't want to talk about it.
Men definitely don't want to talk about it. But maybe
if you hear some of your favorite people and the
things that they've gone through, you might be surprised and
it might make you feel a little more seen and
like you're not alone.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Okay, well, good, Look, this is a different type of
get together in game. Let's do it. Let's get into it.
I think it's fascinating and I love the fact that,
you know, twenty years ago we would really rarely ever
take the rapper off this thing. Right now, we talk
about it, and thanks to these celebrities which you are
about to identify, it's helping a lot. So call Diamond

(27:51):
now at eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred. Ayo,
what's up? This is in Awa.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Hey, this is Amamax.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Justin bieber Hi, this is el Jumps, this Britney Spears Elves.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
You're in the Morning Show, mister Ran and the Morning
Show it is Men's Mental Health Awareness Month, very important.
I'm so I'm so glad. As I said earlier, that
this isn't something we sweep under the rug like we
used to do back in the day. And maybe you're
not old enough to remember those days, but mental health
for anyone, be it female, male, or whatever, it was

(28:25):
just not talked about. If there was a there was
a big, big roade block up. No, no, let's not
talk about that forbid, we talk about mental health. Well,
I'm glad we are now, and it's never gonna be enough.
We should always talk about it. You know what, if
you or someone you know is going through a world
and a life of not trying to not be able

(28:47):
to figure out what's wrong, but there's something going on
and you just know it and your gut in your heart,
and you're not reaching out to anyone for help on it,
go ahead, do it. I think it's great. I think
it takes courage, absolutely, but I think it's something you
owe yourself because you are your number one advocate for
all things health, be it mental or physical or whatever,
right spiritual. So we were talking about this Men's Health

(29:13):
Awareness Month topic a few days ago off the air
and Gandhi said, hmm, I think I'm able to do
I may be able to do something with this. So
your little music going here, and you can turn that
down a little bit. So what are your thoughts here, Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (29:27):
Okay, So, I think that when you hear some of
these people, we know that they have had issues. But
I also think it really helps to see some of
the most popular people in the world struggling with some
of the same things that you might be struggling with.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
So it's going to be very easy.

Speaker 12 (29:40):
All you have to do is identify who the person
is and then we'll tell you what they're dealing with.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I like that all right. So, and by the way,
this list of male celebrities is I mean, it's all
over the road. I mean different genres of entertainment, maybe
music or acting or whatever. We'll see how you do.
Kelly is on Line five, calling in from Cleveland, listening
to kiss. How are you doing, Kelly? Welcome to the day, Welcome.

Speaker 17 (30:04):
To Tuesday, Thank you, good morning, and good morning.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Any thoughts before we get going. What do you feel
about Men's Mental Health Awareness Month and the importance of it.

Speaker 17 (30:15):
I think it's so important. I mean I personally it's
women's mental health, but it's something that I think we
all deal with, and I think it's important that we
talk about it, and it's not something that's shameful, so.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Exactly, and the fact that there are celebrities who are
willing to go beyond what they do on stage and
on film and in recording studios, going beyond that to
talk about it. And I think that's what Gandhi's wanting
to point out here, right, all right, through the right way,
exactly exactly, through the magic of sound. Here is celebrity
number one. I'm ready to go in coach, just give

(30:49):
me a chance.

Speaker 16 (30:50):
I know if there's a lot riding.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
On it, but it's all psychological.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Just got to stay in a positive frame of mind.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Hm, who's that?

Speaker 17 (30:59):
I have no idea. Oh no, I thought I would
do good at this. I don't know who that is.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
You know what, It's kind of tricky. This guy plays
a lot of different characters. I play it again, maybe
he will recognize his voice. I'm ready to go in coach,
Just give me a chance.

Speaker 16 (31:12):
I know there's a lot riding.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
On it, but it's all psychological. Just got to stay
in a positive frame of life.

Speaker 17 (31:18):
Hmmm, that one, I don't know. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
That is Jim Carrey.

Speaker 17 (31:25):
Yeah, okay, yep, I didn't know the reference.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, definitely ace Ventura. That's something about Jim Carrey, you don't.
You don't always know if it's him. He's very he's
such a talented guy. Yeah. He He was very very
outspoken about depression. Here is an artist, a musical artist.
Who's this?

Speaker 15 (31:48):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Hell, who's that?

Speaker 17 (31:52):
Oh my god, I'm terrible. I have no idea. I'm
looking at list. Is that Kid Cutty? I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
No, that was not Kid Cuddy. That was Zaye Mallick
to cheat, I love it.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
I'm looking it.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Up here, you know, was talking about how resourceful you are.
Zaye Malick was very outspoken about anxiety and eating disorder
and all sorts of things. Uh. And now here's artist
number three. Okay, now who do you think that was?

Speaker 17 (32:30):
And then again Kid Cutty on that one.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
You got it. Kid Cutty of course in the news
of late, but also was very very very outspoken about depression,
anxiety and suicidal thoughts and urges and things like that.
You know what, Thank you Kid Cutty for coming on
talking about it. Here is artist number four when they
get messy like Lionel MESSI. Let's take a trip and
get the best friend of Cheski. You know this prost

(32:55):
got the best wee we know it next week. Who
do you think that is?

Speaker 17 (33:00):
I'm awful.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
No, you don't know.

Speaker 17 (33:02):
Maybe Lamar, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
That is chance to rap. Okay, maybe this one. Maybe
this guy who was very, very very vocal about about
men's health. My buddy told me he's like, yo, I've
recently heard that.

Speaker 9 (33:19):
Arianna said she had no idea who you were and
she just dated you as a distraction.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
She won Billboard's Woman.

Speaker 10 (33:26):
Of the Year, and I got called butthhole eyes by
barstool Sports dot Com.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
There you go, a very famous comedian.

Speaker 17 (33:35):
Who that one? That's Pete?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on Pete Pete. It
is Pete Pete. We'll give it pee, Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Does he get half a point?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Because yeah, you got half a point point five? All right?
Here is someone else I know. Danielle is in love
with this guy who's This.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Pandemic made people crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I thought we're all going to come together.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
That's what I believed.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
It's like an independence state.

Speaker 16 (34:06):
That's what happened to Remember, Will Smith was supposed to
be our hero.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Caber.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's Trevor got it?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
No, you guys say, super haughty Trevor.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Noah, super haughty Trevor. Proof that no matter how super
hot you are, sometimes you have to deal with depression.
In adh date, here is someone else who's always in
the news. Who is this?

Speaker 11 (34:32):
The decision has been a surprise as well as a
lot of surprise.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
For the time being, it's impossible for me to take
my family back to the UK safely.

Speaker 18 (34:43):
Okay, absolutely, Who's very vocal, not only in his book
but also in public about anxiety and panic attacks and
grieving as well after especially what happened with his mother.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
All right, here we go. Here's one of Gandhi's favorite celebrities.
Who is this, Mama, go get your death.

Speaker 17 (35:08):
M That is Duene the Rock Johnson.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
You know what. You always see him in a great mood,
his eyebrow going up. You know, we're trying to figure
out what he's cooking. But yeah, he's been very vocal
about depression. All right. Another actor. We've had him on
the show a long time ago. Who is this now?
Now that Twilight it's known to be this at a
very emo thing.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
I mean, if you're going into a relationship with.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
Someone barely talked to each other, you can barely touch
each other, and it's incredibly serious all the time.

Speaker 17 (35:40):
Mmm, I don't know that one.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
He mentioned a project in the very beginning. Yeah, that's
Robert Pattinson. He's talked a lot about severe anxiety trouble
in the public eye. Also, finally, so what we love
very much. He grew up coming to our show and
he's just a nice, sweet guy and he's been very,
very very well. He's been laying it out there about
things he's been going through. Who's this? I haven't heard

(36:11):
that song and so long? Who is that?

Speaker 9 (36:14):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (36:14):
My god, you got it absolutely.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I mean you did pretty well. Look, I mean all
of these artists, they don't have a lot in common.
It was very varied. But you did very well. And
it's great to learn about some of these these artists
and actors who have come out and talked about about
mental health and I we appreciate that. Hey, what do
you have for our friend Kelly who's calling in and participating.

Speaker 10 (36:38):
We got a comfy and cozy Elvis Strand in the
Morning Show, Hoodie on the Way.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Tour and Cozy That's where it's at. You have a
beautiful day. Thank you so much for listening to us,
You too, all right. I enjoyed that it reminded me
of the stories because Danielle reported on most of them,
not all of them. Yeah, and uh yeah, I think

(37:02):
it's very important to be talking about this here. Don't forget.
It's many things going on this month, including men's mental
health awareness, any of the thoughts.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
I think so, I think it's very important.

Speaker 12 (37:12):
I think it's important to also see that these people
who maybe come across super funny and like they have everything,
they still have some struggles. And one of the things
that I always remember about Jim Carrey is he said,
my greatest wish is that everyone got all the fame
and fortune that they ever wanted, so they could realize
that's not it.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
There's so much more than that. And I like that.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
So it is interesting how we make assumptions, Oh, how
can they be sad? Look at all they have going
for them, Look at that. Oh no, well it didn't
work that way, doesn't it. Nope, No at all. Hey,
you Seamondes, what is this time we played Stitches. It's
been a minute, It has been a minute. It was
so great to hear him on the list. It's the Stitches. Hey,

(37:53):
did this really happen yesterday? Behind the scenes in a
conversation with Nate Gandhi, You and Diamond, We're talking to
Nate and what did he do?

Speaker 6 (38:02):
Oh? This is this morning. We were having a conversation.

Speaker 12 (38:05):
He stopped our conversation, looked us dead in the face,
and burped like a monster.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
It was the biggest, grossest purpose. It stopped both of
us in our tracks, like, wait.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
What so what he just halted conversation? Yeah, I did.
Someone was in a mid mid sentence stance and you said, well, well,
oh really it was guttural. It was I don't think
you've ever seen Star Wars, but it was like a
job of the hutburp.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
That means he's not trying to impress you. I know,
you know, if he was trying to get in your pants,
he wouldn't be doing it.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
It was one of those It's one of those.

Speaker 10 (38:38):
That doesn't come along very often, and you have to
share it with You really have to share someone.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
You have to share it with someone.

Speaker 10 (38:46):
Yes, because it's such as satisfying. Burp, I really froggy,
you know what I'm talking about. Oh, I agree, I listen.
I agree it's rude, but sometimes you gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, I know, but it really you say it's rude,
but here it's not, I guess. And that's what's so sad.
Is not rude here, in my opinion, it's par for
the course with these bunch of knuckleheads. It's just the
way it goes.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
There was shocked on their faces, but also a smile.
So I feel like I succeeded.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
No, exactly, at least he didn't lift his leg and
let one raw that I draw the line here was
a step.

Speaker 12 (39:23):
Away from it, and he looked so proud of himself.
And Diamond and I were both like, ew, this place
is disgusting. I didn't want to breathe. It was one
of those that was so bad that I was like, dinner.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Bring Diamond on it. She back there, Diamond, I mean,
were you just at the least bit offended when he
did that? Or is it just okay, Well, it's where
we work, it's what we do.

Speaker 10 (39:42):
No.

Speaker 19 (39:42):
I think I was more shocked than anything, right, Yeah,
it was because it was Nate Scotty does it all
the time. I wouldn't be shocked if it was scary.
But I'm like, Nay, I thought you were a sophisticated man.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Like, what is happening?

Speaker 16 (39:55):
By the way, this from the girl who lets him
rip every chance she gets absolutely.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Block Well, look, you know it's it's but again, it
goes back to what I was saying. It really just
says a lot about us. Yeah, it's like, I guess
we just let it all hang out and there's very
little that's off limits around here, and I don't know
is that something we should be policing.

Speaker 10 (40:19):
No, you know I would not have burped had I
if I didn't like you let me put it down?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Wow, what a compliment.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
You know you gases You're welcome?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Oh don't.

Speaker 16 (40:32):
Did the Japanese do that after dinner? They supposed to
belch a lot of cultures?

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Yeah, okay, But I do have a question if you
were trying to impress somebody around here because you wanted
a little something something from them, would you have done that.
I'm just asking the question if there was some super
hotty that was in the room and you were trying
to impress them, would you have done that?

Speaker 10 (40:54):
Of course not, But I mean look around.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
God really, see see there's another example. He can say
something so biting and so cutting and so rude, and
we all go hotly. If people to keep saying, you
guys really struck, you need to strut bullying each other. No,
I don't want to live in a world. We can't
be this closed and not bully each other's through you.

Speaker 10 (41:19):
If if we didn't do what we do between each
other and play jokes and burp in each other's faces.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I wouldn't want to work here. I'm gonna go on records, agreed.

Speaker 12 (41:27):
Would you feel differently if one of the girls just
walked up to you and burned in your faces?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I would appreciate it. Bring it was so hot. It's
so scary, scary, you don't know what he says. It's
gonna be hot. Now you're out of your mind. Get
out of here. Oh my god, Jesus, that hot. Oh
my god. I'll think they will turn me on. I'll
think I'm old, I'm getting ruod, they're getting wood. You
go that far? Yes, you did? You said that would

(41:53):
be hot. That's what that infers. It's like you're one
of the guys. You know you could. It's attractive. Yeah,
thank you. Let's roll and to the three things we
need to know from Gandhi. We do have a phone
tap on the way. Gandhi found some stuff under her
desk we're going to give away because we have no budget.
I love this place, all right, Gandhi, what's going on?

(42:13):
All right?

Speaker 12 (42:14):
A judge is extending an order blocking the Trump administration
from banning international students at Harvard. The ruling in Boston
Federal Court yesterday in the battle between the White House
and the school, pushed the temporary order to June twenty third.
Lawyers for the administration argued that Harvard can't be trusted
because the school is not properly monitoring its students. Harvard's
lawyer said the university is being retaliated against for not

(42:35):
bending to the administration's demands. Almost sixty eight hundred international
students attended the Ivy League College last year, which is
about twenty five percent. Authorities have so far identified six
people who have died in weekend flash flooding around Wheeling,
West Virginia. Most of the victims were swept away by
floodwaters after two to four inches of rain fell within
half an hour. Emergency officials say this is the worst

(42:57):
flash flood they've seen in more than thirty years. Our
companies are looking to get the grids back online, of course,
as we always say, redcross dot org if.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
You can help.

Speaker 12 (43:06):
And finally, fed up locals in Barcelona, majorca Venice and
Lisbon are fighting over tourism.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
With a splash, quite literally.

Speaker 12 (43:16):
Marchers armed with colorful water pistols and protest stickers spray
visitors and storefronts, saying that endless tourist waves push up
the rent, pack the streets and strain the environment. The
new coalition called Southern Europe Against over Tourism wants cities
to cap arrivals and rethink a job market that leans
too hard on vacation spending. In Barcelona alone, fifteen point

(43:36):
six million tourists visited last year, and rent, they say,
has climbed sixty eight percent in a decade. The city's
mayor has already promised to ban short stage tourist departments
by twenty twenty eight. Other hotspots now charge entry fees
or time tickets for famous sites. Protesters insist that they
aren't anti visitor, they just want fair space. To live,
work and sleep without feeling priced out because of people

(43:58):
with stealthy sticks.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, we ran into a selfie stik family last night,
oh god, at the outlet mall. But they were so cute.
It was a mom and a dad and a little
kid and they were they were just having a great time.
They were rolling around and laughing and having a good time. Like, Okay,
some people, it's okay, selfie stak's allowed. It's good. But
if you if you are a ticketed to go to
Spain or Barcelona, whatever in Spain or wherever you're going,

(44:24):
if you're reading stories about how they don't want you there,
or they're gonna or they're partially because of you, they're protesting,
how does it make you feel?

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Not great.

Speaker 12 (44:33):
I'm going to one of them somewhat soon, and I'm
a little scared. I don't want to get scorted with
a water bottle or a squirt gun.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
It's cute, it's American tourist. It's just all tourists.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Tourists.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah, okay, just making sure all right, hop on that
plane and get ready for whatever's waiting for you. That
is so stupid.

Speaker 13 (44:54):
Elistering in the morning show the Free Crap Phone Tap.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, a bunch of free crap sitting around. You gotta
get rid of it. And this is our very very
creative way of getting rid of the crap, just purging it.
For instance, Gandhi, if you walk by Gandhi's desk, you see,
you know, knick knacks here and there. But if you
look underneath that desk, there's a whole dark world of
something going on down there. And so you took a
little stroll to your desk, and you have stuff to

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give away on the Free Crap Phone Tap, I do.

Speaker 12 (45:30):
Okay, where do I start. Let's start with I'm gonna
end with the cool, cool one. Let's start with this
stupid thing. This is from Andrew's company. I guess it's
called brew Pants. It's a baby bottle, and then there
are these koozies that go with it that are supposed
to be very clever. Says like little Claw Breast Milk
and Little Claw Infant formula.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
It looks like white claw.

Speaker 12 (45:49):
So you're baby's drinking something that looks like an alcoholic beverage.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
Oh okay, yeah, that's nice. That's great.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
What I want.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
And I want other parents to think I'm feeding alcohol
to my exactly with this. If you win, you can
do that.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
You could have it yourself.

Speaker 12 (46:05):
I have these bath bombs that someone sent me that
looks super fun and they're probably gonna smell good and
make you feel amazing.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
Yeah, these Walker short bread cookies. We love them. I'm
going to part with them so good.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Oh no, right, they're so someone didn't need them.

Speaker 12 (46:22):
Well, I hid them from Nate specifically, I put them
under things good. Okay, And then here is the amazing,
the past resistance. I thought I was getting a La
Boo boo because it says la Boo boo, and it
is in very clearly a fancy la boo boo box.
But in fact, when I opened it, it was fake.
It is a loafu foo. I will gift my loafufu

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to our collar and they can have this whatever we
want to call this abomination, the fake one.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
Yeah, it looks crazy. Look how crazy I would see.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I would love the lafoofoo. I get that there are
a lot of people listening that would love your lafoofoo. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (46:58):
Maybe it's just all hunched over and it's feeder backward
and it's kind of hilarious, but it is yours.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Now.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, they had some problems. There's some problems in manufacturing
that one. But that's okay. You know what they need
love too. This is a lesson to be heard. Yes,
this is a lesson to be learned. All right, So
there you go. What a what a price? Pat And
that way you said you were ending on the most
incredible thing, and that's it.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
That's the little fufu is incredible.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah. Wow, Okay, over the bank. All right. If you
want to win all the crap that was under Gandhi's desk,
all you have to do is be call her one
hundred and eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred.

Speaker 13 (47:34):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran's phone tab.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
So Danielle plays two roles in this production. Yes, it's
your phone tap, Danielle. What do you have? All right?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Becky email said, my aunt's son is getting married and
the whole family is going on a cruise to celebrate.
So I want you to call my aunt Joanne tell
her that her room on the cruise is the only
one that's no longer available. She's gonna go crazy it's
gonna be very She's not going to be happy, Becky,
I guess her aunt niece.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, that's okay. Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
He is how I'm looking for a Joanne Weimer please baking?

Speaker 17 (48:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Hi, this is Lisa from Michael's office and Lass. Yes,
we are having some problems. There's construction going on in
that room when you're supposed to be leaving for your cruise. Okay,
so the problem is we don't have any other rooms available.

Speaker 20 (48:30):
This is my son's wedding. Are you telling me I
can't go on that cruise?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
No?

Speaker 20 (48:34):
Wait a minute, are you serious here? You're telling me
that we have to change our whole cruise.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah, unfortunately, we do have room on a cruise leaving
in July.

Speaker 20 (48:45):
No, we can't do that. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Should I book you on the July fifth cruise?

Speaker 20 (48:51):
No? No, we don't want the July fifth cruise.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
That cruise is a little bit more expensive, though. I
must tell.

Speaker 20 (48:57):
You, lady, you've got to be kidding me. You're kidding me.
There is no way.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
I'm trying to give you a heads up so that
you could try and figure something out ahead of time.

Speaker 20 (49:06):
You need to figure something out. Everybody in my party.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Everybody okay, But the problem is is that there are
no other cruises.

Speaker 20 (49:15):
Oh I can't just say, well, sorry, you can't go
on the cruise.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Can you hold and then I'll try and look up
on the computer some things.

Speaker 15 (49:23):
Yeah, sure, thank you.

Speaker 11 (49:25):
This is my room.

Speaker 15 (49:28):
My room is going to be under construction.

Speaker 16 (49:31):
Why would they do that?

Speaker 20 (49:33):
Don't ask me?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Yes, My question is does it matter where the cruise goes?

Speaker 20 (49:40):
No, I don't. We don't give it where the cruise goes.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
I have a couple of cruises, but they're going to
colder climates.

Speaker 20 (49:46):
Colder climates.

Speaker 17 (49:47):
Yeah, oh no, come on, lady.

Speaker 20 (49:50):
You gotta be kidding.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Is there someone else that you could stay with on
the cruise if we doubled you up?

Speaker 20 (49:55):
Yeah, maybe I'll stay in the room with my son
and his new wife.

Speaker 15 (49:58):
I bet they'll appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Okay, because, like I said, there's plenty of rooms still
on that July fifth cruise.

Speaker 20 (50:04):
And not no, forget the Tory sift. We're not paying Jafel.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
But you said that this since the wedding is.

Speaker 20 (50:11):
Joa call you up man head attack.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I'm being totally honest here where I just.

Speaker 20 (50:17):
Crush You're hard headed.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
No.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Hello, okay, Becky, Now we need to get you in
contact with her. We're gonna call her back now, all right, okay.

Speaker 15 (50:31):
Hello, okay, you cover. Tell me this is a freaking joke.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 15 (50:35):
What am I talking about?

Speaker 11 (50:37):
You know?

Speaker 15 (50:38):
You know who? You said the people from the cruise
line was gonna call me. Yes, my room, mine of
all rooms, is going to be under construction, so either
I have to cancel or I room with somebody else.
And she says, let me book you on July fifth.
I said no, I said.

Speaker 12 (50:56):
Juli, thefts the whole cruise.

Speaker 15 (50:58):
I said, you tell bride Zella, you tell bright Zillah
that she's gotta postpone her wedding. Told till Juli, because
I ain't telling her this is this is totally ridiculous.

Speaker 17 (51:08):
So wait and let's see what happens.

Speaker 15 (51:10):
All right, all right, all right, all right, bye bye, Hello.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Joanne thinking this is Leslie from Nighby. How are you today?

Speaker 15 (51:22):
I'm having a hard time.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
But the woman that you spoke to earlier, Lisa, I
think her name was uh huh. She was saying that
she offered you to the July fifth cruise. But unfortunately
you said.

Speaker 20 (51:32):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. I
can't believe this is happening a month before.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
This is a joke, right, yeah, you're right, this is
a joke. This is Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Joanne in
the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 20 (51:45):
I'm going to kill her when your time. You're all
gonna pay good time for.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
That, Elvis Durana's phone tap.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Danielle, who, by the way, who claims that she is
now realized she is always the loudest voice in the room.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
I realized this yesterday.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Oh my god. I want to get into this in
a few minutes because we actually actually have to. We
have to test this theory. Hey online, fourteen is Jennifer
and Jennifer's call a one hundred. She just won all
the crap from underneath Gandhi's desk. Yes, wow, congratulations, you
did a Jennifer. You're so lucky you got it. Get

(52:26):
rid of the rundown.

Speaker 12 (52:27):
What you get you get a little fufu, you get
some cookies, you get a brue Pants baby bottle, and
you get bath bombs. It's a pretty solid prise here.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
There you go. You can bomb your left fufu. Who's
that yelling in the background. Who's that?

Speaker 5 (52:41):
That's my four year old.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
I'm dropping her off to school and I have my
nieces and my nephew in the car.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
All right, we'll be nice, We'll be good. No foul
language people. Congratulations Jennifer day and drive safe. You got
some important cargo on board. Thanks for listening to us.
We still have no money for tomorrow's free money phone
up because he's done a free money content. I guess,
so who's in charge tomorrow? We need more crap? I'll
be there. Yeah, Elvis, if you want to give us
some crap, that's all right, great, crap's on me tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
We're not normal, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 5 (53:30):
Elvis Daran Wow, Load Battery Scary more jumping jacks.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
You're falling here you go give me ten make it Tony,
keep going. You're here to keep on going.

Speaker 9 (53:46):
Keep the world moving.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Up, buddy.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
How do you feel?

Speaker 13 (53:51):
I feel like I got more energy Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I am just doing cartwheels so excited. My favorite rides
at Epcott they shut down. They're actually bringing it back
and it's going to open July twenty second.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna gues go ahead.
Is it test track?

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Test Track?

Speaker 8 (54:11):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I loved test Truck. Yeah, Test Track was my favorite ride. Well,
you get to test new cars or I don't know,
how do you it's a it's a fast car thing.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, it's a fast car thing and like you kind
of built well when it was before you built your
own car, like on the you know, simulation line and
then on the Sebode line, and then it goes so
fast you get in the car and goes who when
it takes.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
You're outside too. It's really cool. You remember test Track,
don't you? Frog? Oh yeah, Test Track's awsome. It's Kayden's
favorite ride there. I can't believe it took it away.
But it's back. So thank you Disney for entering my
email in my and making my dreams come true. No, no,
it's People were very upset when test track went away,
but now here it comes. Okay, there's my announcement. Number

(54:58):
one announcement too. We have a restaurant that we love
in New Jersey called MV. It's in Bernardsville. Our friend
Michael Vitello, his dad as well Pat. They opened it
four years ago. They're celebrating their fourth anniversary this weekend
or today and right now this week and congratulations to
MV for four years. I remember the first time we

(55:18):
went unbelievable, and now all the celebrities go there. It's
a really great food, it's a great vibe, awesome. And
you know restaurants, you know, sometimes it doesn't matter right
if they're great or not. They sometimes they don't work
because of whatever reason. This thing is working. And they
should be very proud of themselves over there, and they're
very good friends. I love that. Also, this just in.

(55:38):
Danielle has proclaimed that she is indeed the loudest person
in any room that she walks into.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Keep you a question, See what's that, daniel What exactly
happened to make you realize this, because I mean the
rest of us have known.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
So I just want to know what was the straw
that was? Like, that's it?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
So my nails slow. So I always say high kids
to everybody. Oh goodbye kids, even if you're not a kid.
That's how I a lot of times by kids.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Have a great day.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Kids. I don't know, that's just my thing.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Anyway, yesterday I was at the nail salon and I
walked in and I'm like, hi, kids, and every one
of the nails salon turned around to look at me.
And then I started laughing. And then I'm like, why
is everybody looking at me? And then I realized, oh,
because I make an announcement when I walk in, because
I'm the loudest person every single time. And then I
have conversations with people, and then I realize everyone in

(56:28):
the nail salon can hear my conversation because people start
chiming in. But oh my god, I saw that Broadway
show where oh my goodness, yeah, I love that restaurant
in New York City, and I'm like, I just said
that from across the room, so.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
They MINDI International Airport. Oh yes, we were walking out
the door, and John Ruhl was walking in and Danielle
makes a fire festival line and he turns ry and
looks at us. You know, I'm like, Danielle, he heard you.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
He knows are the loudest woman in the room, the
loudest person, the loudest person in the room.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
I kind of realize it now, and you know what,
I'm okay with it. I am okay with it. I
am going to accept it. I'm going to a sept
the crown proudly thank you, very.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
You should you know what, nothing wrong with it, but
I'm glad you finally came to grips with this. And
it's good to know.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
I mean, lots of friends in the nelsle on yesterday,
but we were talking about all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 12 (57:18):
As long as you're not trying to tell a secret,
it's all great.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
All right, Well let's break it down. Yeah, So, I'm
sure there are many audio files or people who understand
the concept of sound and the science of sound that
would that would tell us why you are technically the
loudest in the room. It's just the way your voice
is tuned. Yeah, you know you have you're hitting these
frequencies that not a lot of the people are hitting

(57:44):
at the same time, and you hit them with full,
full throttle intensity and commitment. Yes, I commit I mean
we have soundproof doors here at the studio. We hear her.

Speaker 12 (57:56):
That's how I know what time it is in the morning,
because when I'm recording, I you know, I need silence.
And at right around five point thirty ish I give
Danielle when she comes in, and I'm like, okay, hot Joye.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
And that's fine. We love that. But I'm talking about
the technical, scientific reason why you are.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
We went to see how Juliet Right and Joey Fatone
was in it, and they took us back. Just say
hi to him and it took him two seconds and
he goes there she is, there's no voice, Thanks.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Joey, And that's good. Again. We love it, no problem, Yeah, Frog.
I have a question.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
So I tend to talk loud as well, like people
will say to me, sometimes you're talking, Yes you do.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
And I don't realize it.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Do you think part of the reason we talk loud
is because we wear headphones every day and you're deaf.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
You think it's anything to do with it? Yeah, I
don't know, Like, do you talk clouds sometimes sometimes not
a lot, And when I'm really drunk, I do yeah, yeah, mate,
do you talk cloud scary? You talk loud?

Speaker 16 (58:57):
No, I could whisper. Some people don't even have that,
they don't even know how to whisper.

Speaker 8 (59:01):
But I can whisper like this.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
It's creepy. Yeah, with the creepy geen. I You and
Danielle have that gene. You have that scientifically proven sure
for each other. The frequency of your voice, it hits
you know, if you were let's say a cat or
a dog and you don't even understand what the English

(59:25):
languages or what these words mean. You can hear the
difference in sound between let's say, mommy and daddy in
your house froggy, Daddy's a loud one. In Danielle's house Mama,
Mama bears the loud one.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
My favorite friend, Sheldon and I are talking and he goes,
you know, I'm standing right here.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Right yes, Nate, I'm not blaming you.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
Let me just put this out there. I'm not blaming you. Danielle.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I'm gonna kick your as you know, I am.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
Hearing problems now, and I have the seat that is
closest to Danielle.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
I'm not saying you caused it. You're definitely disacerbated.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
I know the life you've had.

Speaker 18 (01:00:03):
It ain't me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
It ain't helping that.

Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
Your volume just achieves a level that I don't think
anybody else in the studio is capable.

Speaker 20 (01:00:12):
Chair that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
You don't even hear me. Now you're you being deaf
has nothing to do with daniel help.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
That's all you had nine hundred strokes and all kinds
of crap.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I got a question for you, Danielle, and it's going
to get kind of personal. So let's say you and
Sheldon are in the throes of passion. Yes, now is it?
Is it really loud in there?

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I mean, I'm very good at keeping myself quiet. Remember
I have children, So okay, you have to work on
those things.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Okay, just wondering. I mean people are asking, people are asking.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
The kids around I can. I mean if I want to,
I can, but I you know, I tend to be
more quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
You know, we have this this thing going on. It's
a technical issue that we we deal with in this business.
Every microphone is hooked up to what's called a mic processor,
and they're all customized to the sound of our voices
to make it come across as well. Whatever is. I
don't know what the parameters are, but they do something.

(01:01:16):
And Jeff our engineer, has said Daniel's mic processing is
probably one of the most challenging jobs he's ever had
in the history of engineering in his life, because when
you start talking, it hits these loud frequencies and it
blasts through storage. See, he's going to bring it down always.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
And you know, when we first started doing this, and
I first went on air, I remember, we used to
get a lot of emails and when you first start,
you know, not everyone's going to like you first.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
We know that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
And I would get some emails about my voice, and
I remember crying. Elvis, do you remember I would cry
and you would tell me, don't cry. Frame those and
I would go why and you would say, because one
day you're going to look back at it and you're
gonna go, see, I'm fine. Now everybody, well, a lot
of more people like the voice, but framan and I
always says Samoner, one day I ran out of the

(01:02:11):
studio hysterical.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Fine, you're always You're always upset about that, but you're
always loud. And you know what I know now you've
come around. Now it's no video. What's up? Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (01:02:22):
So we record podcast episodes in this studio after everybody's gone,
and I can't see anyone at Danielle's seat because you
can't hear them because they speak at you know, the
average volume. And I reported to our engineers, hey, guys,
there's something wrong with Danielle's mike because whenever someone sits there,
the levels are so low. And you know what he
said to me, what are you dumb? He's going to
back that thing down because she comes in so loud.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Us.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Of course, if there's nobody speak, if you speak into
daniels mike, you have to scream otherwise no one will
hear you.

Speaker 12 (01:02:53):
And also that voice is what got me got on
that flight that one day. We were doing the thing
where they tried to make me check a bag and
they're there's no reason to check it because there's plenty
of space. And when we get closer to the entrance
of the plane, I took the tag off and Danielle,
I don't know if she thought she was whispering or
what she was doing, she said, did you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Take the tag off the bag?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Agent, they came right around and took her day.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Walk down and onto the flight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
They I never ever rob a bank with daiell uh
Camilla is online nineteen. She says she has been told
she has a loud voice too. Hey, Cameela, this is
Danielle daniel Camella. Let's see where this goes. Can we go?

Speaker 11 (01:03:33):
Let me just tell you something. I'm me and one
of my sisters. I have three sisters, and they I
inherited this voice, and I get doors. I'm a registered
nurse and I get doors slammed on me at doctor's
offices all the time. And my sister has this's voice.
They can hear my voice one hundred feet down the hall,

(01:03:57):
and so they'll come running down the hall and they
just slam the door on me. It's gone on for years.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
This happened to me not too long ago. Because where
my my Michelle, who cuts my hair. She has one
of those little salon pods, you know that they rent
out of a big building. So in the building is
also massage places and all kinds of other places. Well,
I forget and I tend to stand in the hallway
talking really loudly when there's a massage in progress. And

(01:04:22):
I've been people have come out and said, sh what, oh, yes, oh.

Speaker 8 (01:04:27):
I hate this.

Speaker 11 (01:04:28):
But I don't know what the deal is because I
used to get really offended, but now I just try.
What I'll tell you. What I do is I raised
the pitch of my voice just a little teeny bit
to see if I can get it to stop carrying
so far and the entire restaurant.

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
I'll be well, entire restaurants.

Speaker 11 (01:04:48):
I'll be sitting in a full pass restaurant and I'll
just start talking to somebody and everybody will the entire
restaurant will just start turn around and listen to me talk.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
It is a weird Kamela, Kamela. May I just make
a suggestion, if not that you have to hear it,
but don't change anything. You beat you don't change anything.

Speaker 11 (01:05:10):
Else? Can I do?

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Look, we're going to turn the phone down. She's really loud.
It's distorting. It's really funny. It's the story on our phone,
on our on our and our equipment. We have to
turn it down because you're so loud. I love that.
Don't change anything, be loud, be proud. It's all good, Camilla.
Thank you for listening to us. Appreciate it. Danielle be loud,
be proud, Yes, what what yep yep. Let's get into

(01:05:36):
the three things we need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi,
what's going on all right?

Speaker 12 (01:05:39):
Vance Bolter is being charged with multiple state and federal
counts in connection with the murder of Minnesota lawmaker Melissa
Hortman and her husband. He appeared in federal court Monday,
charged with multiple crimes, including stalking, murder with a firearm,
and firearms offenses. He also faces multiple counts of second
degree intentional murder and attempted murder in state court, where
Minnesota ordered Bolter's bail to be set up five million

(01:06:02):
dollars If you missed it, stay. Lawmaker Melissa Hortman and
her husband were killed in those attacks, While Bolter is
also charged with shooting Democratic Senator John Hoffman and his wife.
Over forty five state and federal officials were listed in
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(01:06:23):
states and territories. The states and territories accused the company
behind oxycont of fueling the nationwide opioid crisis by aggressively
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go to the state and local governments, individuals, and Native
American tribes. Since nineteen ninety nine, there have been more

(01:06:44):
than eight hundred and fifty thousand opioid related overdose deaths
in the US.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
That is according to the CDC.

Speaker 12 (01:06:51):
And finally, the Thunder came back, taking the series lead
after recording a second straight win with the NBA Finals,
Oklahoma City defeated the Indiana Pacers one twenty one oh
nine at home in Game five. Jalen Williams led the
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Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Oh well, Lisa Lampanelli has been in the roof for
less than sixty seconds already by anxiety levels on through
the roof.

Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
You love it girl.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
How many years have we been friends? All of us
have been friends for like maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
Twenty twenty five years on And you were one of
the few people who helped me with my career back
when I was a nobody. And now that I'm back
to being a nobody, I'm back on your a trying
to do a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Stick stop please, you never were and never will be
a nobody, not at all, No, all.

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
You, but thank you for the opportunity.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Ellas, Oh please. I remember the first night they said
you got to come watch Lisa Lampanelli do her show.
I've seen you do this in that, but I never
saw your show or your stage show. So we went
to this a little club in the village, and we
sat down and you started in and I was like,
you guys want to have her on our show? And
the no, there's no way this.

Speaker 8 (01:09:07):
I mean, I was.

Speaker 14 (01:09:08):
Entertained, dude, So just how wild it is?

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Though? I was thinking about the old days when I
used to come on. I used to be an insult comic.
I don't do that no more. I'm nice. So what
happened was Elvis would have me on and they would
literally people of different ethnicities would call in and have
me guess their ethnicity, you know.

Speaker 14 (01:09:25):
And that was the day when you could say a
lot of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
Not that I want to anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I'm not a dumb sea.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
So we save it all for the memory bank and
relive it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Don't you remember, like if you didn't insult, like say, say,
you didn't insult Italians that day?

Speaker 17 (01:09:44):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
The Italians would call and say that they were mad
at Lisa for not insulting exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
I mean, I'm so shocked Italians complained.

Speaker 20 (01:09:54):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
It was literally like they wanted to be included. And
that's why I'm lucky enough that I had the career
when I did, because back then people were like, oh,
include me, include me, and they all had a sense
of humor. So I just like to say, when I
retired in twenty eighteen, I canceled myself. Before I could
get canceled, I said, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Well, I know, I'll tell you Gandhi. This is before
you knew us and we knew you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
A lot of people in the Indian community would call
and be offended that she would not insult them. Yeah,
I don't offended.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
I believe it.

Speaker 12 (01:10:24):
I actually I encountered her when I was an intern,
and she got me immediately and.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
I was like, oh, I like this, Oh you take
that very section the way you just did that. I
enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Wow. So uh God. The last time we spoke was
at the at the wedding. I think that was that.
For four years. We've we've talked since then, haven't we. Well,
we've talked.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
I've run into you in the studio and you've given
me that. Oh I'm so famous and you only have
a podcast, least a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Get it all this?

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
You're elevated and I'm not true.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
That's not true.

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
No, we bumped into each other, but I have Oh
you know what we went to like the North r
Animal League events, say little doggies and the kiddies.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Were fantastic rabbit so you were so she's We had
Lisa at her own table with and I hand picked
the people at your table at the wedding.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
They had to be well dressed, mostly homocessual or good
looking women. That's all I had with I don't like
no uglies. Is how you ran the big Gay table
at the Big Gay wedding. You were an incredible Thank
heaven you as their host. You were the official host.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I actually said, Lisa, it's more than you sitting down
at a table full of strangers, but you had you
have people with you as well. You you are the
you are the host of the Big Gay Table. Well you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
The other thing is I'm very entertaining, as you could tell,
I have a terrific personality.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
And people enjoy me.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
Shut up, Danielle and the Gandhi is looking like she's
convinced I'm actually interesting, but the rest of you are like, yeah,
we don't care about her time.

Speaker 12 (01:12:00):
For you have time.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
That's how this whole silly podcast thing started, Elvis. Remember
Gandhi had me on hers and then you're like, come
podcast with us, and I got tricked.

Speaker 14 (01:12:10):
Into working for you for yes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
See that it's a case you pay us in a way. Yeah,
we'll invoice you. Okay. So uh Lisa Lampinelli's podcast it's
called Shrink This. Yeah, it's incredible and you you haven't
missed a beat. You are still still on top of it.
You are ahead of the pack when it comes to
your your thoughts, your philosophy. Actually, you help people, believe

(01:12:36):
or not. This crazy woman helps people. It's true.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
I am the life coach for the masses with the
potty mouth. You know what I'm saying, because I think
humor has to be included in who I am, even
though I'm a helpful broad. You know, people write letters,
they compliment me, and then I read the letter. By
the way, if you send me a letter, that's the
only way you get on is it first. It's a
compliment like your beautiful, very thin, needed botox, ageless, timeless,

(01:13:02):
great beauty, and the best comic who's ever lived. If
they say that, then I help the Melvis because I'm
a giver, as you know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
As you she's a giver, as you know, as I know,
as we all know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
Except spot sexually, I'll tell you something, Melvis around. I'm
sixty three years old and I don't need it, you
know I am.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Are you done? Are you done? I'm dead for j.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Waist down since I was fifty years old, and I
don't care because you know what, it keeps me from
e f and lousy guys. I say to myself, Lisa,
you're protected, you're safe. You just go home and have
a good time. See how clean I am for the area.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Enjoy So Lisa, lit, Let's turn this around. Let's say
you had a guest or a call or whatever and
they said, you know what, Lisa, I'm twenty eight years
old and I've given up on sex because I don't
want to have to deal with relationships. I don't have
to deal with that. What would your advice be, I'm
at eight.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Years twenty eight. I'd probably say get therapy, because I
even wear a shirt during my podcast that says, go
to therapy because these people, they got to look within
them and what their freaking problem is. If someone's truly asexual,
that's fine, they'll figure.

Speaker 14 (01:14:08):
It out, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
But if they're just sad and they've been abused by
men like Scary, which I get he's a terrible human
and it hasn't come out yet, but me too, I
would just tell them look in word for the answer,
because Elvis, don't you feel that every answer is within
us already?

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Yes, but sometimes we need someone to help us mind
that out.

Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
And I take out a pickaxe and I go to town.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
On the god. So what have you open up to, Elvis?

Speaker 14 (01:14:42):
I'm curious.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Well, you're looking at it. I've been up to this.
We've all been up to this together. We've been talking
lately a lot about how this family that we've created
over the years is just really where we want to
be in life. This is is freaking awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
It is true because acceptance of your failures is a lot.
So acceptance is always the answer. You're surrounded by these
people who haven't got a pot to piss in it.
I approve of that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
A real ticket is no, no, no, no, That is
not the case.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
And you know, no, No, they're fantastic. You are lucky
because that is a nice crew. Because when I retired
from comedy, I realized that I had to really start
over and make a whole bunch of new friends because
I moved to Connecticut. I was like, oh, like, I
don't know anyone here. So this community is very important
and I had to build that. It only took me
eight years and a lot of kissing of frogs, not
literally just tonguing them.

Speaker 14 (01:15:35):
And then I finally built it up.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
So community is important.

Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
It's everything. It's surrounding yourself with the right energy when
we have it every day, and then we add some
spice here and there, like for instance, with you, Lisa
Lampinelli's sitting in that chair.

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
It's true, like I would say, you said, I listened
to the show, and you have it maybe every other day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I don't. It's always clicking. I have to tell you
you're very generous.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
I'll send you notes. Don't worry about it. Yeah, how
would you help us?

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
I love you guys. You know that. Damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Girl good.

Speaker 12 (01:16:11):
So when it comes to your your podcast and the
letters that you're getting obviously, aside from all the compliments,
what are the most common threads of things that people
say help me?

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Well, there's a lot of stuff about obviously my issues
have always been weight and food related, body image related.
We get a lot of that stuff. We have a
two parter on friendship that we did because friendship is
so important to me and it's such a struggle to
have adult relationships like that. We're gonna do an episode
on should you tell your husband or partner everything? Because
I firmly believe you should not. You have tons of

(01:16:43):
secrets and have sex with other people. You have a
hot husband like yours. Danielle, thank you. Let me tell
you something. I follow that cat. If I follow that
the uh Instagram he is cool as hey yea, then

(01:17:04):
he's acutie. He's really cute and he has ed his looks.
Because some of these old guys. That's the problem, Elvis.
That's why I don't care about not dating, because if
I went on say Silver Singles or Raya for old bastards,
I would get disgusting old sixty year old men. I
don't want that. I don't get that. I want a
forty year old or nothing. And I ain't getting a forty.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Year old, so I might as well give up.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
This is who my mother says. My mother's seventy six, right,
So I said to my mom, som you meet anybody
like it? The Golden Age answer to.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
Me is Danny.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
The guys I want don't want me, and the guys
that want me can't walk across the room you want.

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
That's truthfully true, because see here's the problem. You know
who I blame for this whole thing is Dennis Leary.
And i'll tell you why. Two years ago, I was
watching this Rescue Me. It's this television show with these
hot firemen, and I realize, ooh he's sexy. Ooh maybe
I want to someday have a sex with something.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
And you know what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
I realize, yeah, because he's forty two.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
In the show.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
I don't want to have sex with sixty five year
old Dennis Leary, but the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Forty two year old Hello, mama.

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
So here's the problem. I can't be inappropriate with the
young men, so I just stay home and do whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:18:21):
Right now, what's the cutoff to cut off?

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Well, I tell you what, it's pretty gross.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
I guess I'm fifty that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
I guess so I'm very wealthy, and yeah, I don't
like these users. I don't want to be used for
my money and power and green beauty. It's hard to
be judged for this loveliness.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
This is what I'm trying to say. I'm starting to
feel like I'm understanding you. I'm getting it. It started
after all these years, it's starting to start. It's starting
to work. I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Get it right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
If you're just turning us on. Lisa Lampanelli's here. She
is a part of the Elvis Durn podcast Yeah, with
her podcast called Shrink This. I mean, I know that
you have a lot of fun with everything and anything
you do, but I'm sure from time to time it
does get some serious. You have a serious moment or two.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
No, No, I would say seventy percent of it is
advice and really good like intro, like to have people
sort of ask questions of themselves. And yeah, I have
a co host, Nick, and we're funny together, so it's
really good. But we're both damaged goods just trying to
help other people. And so it's sound advice, I would say,
because I'll listen to the episodes to approve them, because
you never know when iheart's trying to pull a fast

(01:19:34):
one and have meet That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
I don't trust him.

Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
I would not either, so I'm like, oh, this is
really good advice. However, it is humorous. I can't cut
that out of my life, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Nor should you, because it makes it more interesting, you
know what. And mental health shouldn't be down and dark
and sad all the time code it should not be
mental health should be something fun to work on because
that way you're not afraid. You're not afraid of it,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
R Elihuber without deflection goes a long way.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Gandhi wants to know what sort of life advice If
you're so hot on yourself for being the life advice giver, Gandhi,
go ahead and ask your.

Speaker 12 (01:20:13):
Do you have some life advice for us, the people
in this room, based on things that you have observed.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
I mean, I've always thought we should get rid of
scary that's been I said he's shifty.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
In the old day. The old day, she said she
was onboard terrorist. She told me my face.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
You said his eyes were too close together.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
Wait, that was the old least, and now I only
say he's still a terrorist purpose here opening that's the problem.
I never really understood he had any reason.

Speaker 14 (01:20:50):
To be in this room.

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
I just can't you know that right? How nice I've
gotten Elvis that I fact checked that did I trigger? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
But you know you said several things since you sat
in this chair today, and getting back to what Gandhi
was asking, what advice do you have for us? You
seem to be a true believer, and you, all of us,
being already wired with our answers, correct, I think we
need someone to help us get them out right.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
I think really people are afraid to sit still long
enough to have the answer rise up from within them,
so they take a poll of everybody else. You ever
notice when you have a decision to make your call
this one, that one, the other one, and see what
they tell you, it's never going to be their answer.
It has to be something that you get comfortable with
and you sit there and you go internally. Problem is
nobody wants to slow down. So once I retired, I

(01:21:42):
was like, oh, I have the answers within me, but
I gotta let it settle and come out, you.

Speaker 8 (01:21:46):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
In place when you ask your friends for advice, you
already know what you want them to say, because when
they say what you don't want them to say, why
are you saying that? Well, my answer to them is, well,
why are you asking me if you don't want to
hear what I have to say about you. But we
have the answers inside all along, we do.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
I just think we're afraid. We've been told like we
have to, you know, look elsewhere for anything. We have
to look outside of us for happiness. That's why people
buy ten million things and shoes and bags and forty
houses like Elvis has. I mean, you just keep buying houses.
What's the point of that, Danielle. I personally, when I retired,

(01:22:26):
I dumbed myself down to one house and I said
to myself, boy, I'm happier than Elvis, because you must
be miserable time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
I'm so wealthy.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
Shoes with the red soles, Lisa does I have shoes
with black soles and a heart with a black souls.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
I know, but you're living a life you're second homeless,
and it does it bother you at all? And you're
fine with that. No, it's really really sad.

Speaker 14 (01:22:51):
When I got rid of those houses.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
No, it's so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:22:54):
We I think we just medicate with a lot of things.
And it's nice to get older. You will see Elvis
someday when you're my age. You'll figure it out.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
I'm basically there, old, are you?

Speaker 8 (01:23:04):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
I'm sixty, I'm sixty, sixty.

Speaker 14 (01:23:08):
Sixty sixteen, I'm about to be sixty four.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
So as your elder, I say your life is meaningless
and sell your houses and see what you think.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
I'm gonna start working on that. But you know what,
it is nice to declutter. And it's not only about
decluttering your house and your drawers and your closet. It's
about decluttering your head.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
Well yeah, it's about decluttering a lot of limiting beliefs,
like things.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Li many people, the people that we allow to cling on,
and we need to let them go. We let them go.

Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
It's just the way I'm saying you're getting a divorce
because I would fully not like that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I'm not divorcing quite yet, because I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
Really think he's the best thing about you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
I joke, I kid by the way I do joke.

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
I can about that. I wonder though, in the if
you did get a divorce, which you want? Would which
one of you would get custody of me? I've had
friends who got divorced and they had to figure out
which one gets me?

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
So who would I do? That's a part of it. Look,
you know the older we get does no matter off
you're in your twenties or thirties or sixties, your friends
are divorcing. No, I would get you. I would fight.
I would go in front of a judge to make
sure it's it's all legally. You're legally bound to me.
I would that a lot. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
This is really I feel so treasured now that I
wasn't worth the trip from Jersey, but I'm worth that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Great Lisa, listen, talk, Let's talk about the podcast. Where
are you going with this? What is your what's the
point listen? I know it's a stupid question, but it
it it It needs answering. What's the point of your
podcast on honesty? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Okay. When you texted me and said, hey, I liked
your podcast with Gandhi, you should come podcasts with us,
I was like, wow, that's great because Elvis Dran you know,
you're one of my heroes and fans. I love you.
I said let's do this, And I said, let's do
episodes to help you well. And if it.

Speaker 14 (01:25:01):
Takes off a little, it takes off a little.

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
If it doesn't, it doesn't. I just want every episode
to be fun. I don't like putting pressure on myself
to achieve anything in life because it doesn't really make
me happier. But coming in every week and doing a
podcast and having a blast and laughing and working with
the people here, it's been great.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
So that I had a podcast before I was a
guest on your podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
That wasn't an inferior network at issue.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
It was a network issue. It was it a you issue.
You were weren't ready to do a podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Someone else's fault. That's the one thing you learn on
my podcast. I've never never take the blame for anything. No,
they weren't bad. No, it was just a limited run.
Just like you know, anything is so hey, I enjoy it,
we have a good time. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
What do you think of that, mister? What's the point
helping people? That's all you've said. If it most end
of that, then that's what I'm a sweetheart of a gal.
I try to coach people because that's the thing. You
know me, I'm kind of a born coach. I like
telling people what to do.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Nobody listens to me in my life, so I can't
give my advice to friends and family like they're always
like their doing their own thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
So this way on.

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
The airwaves, I get to tell people and hope they
do what's best.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
And you help me with laughter as well.

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
Thank you, miss with hot husband, shell shell bread, shell bread.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
How's it going?

Speaker 6 (01:26:28):
It is great, by the way. I just want to
circle back so that he has kept his.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Looks yet and he's very handsome.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
I like you never change either.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:26:38):
I resent it, but I'll work it out tomorrow. In
therapy at eleven am.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
As they say, the people with the best advice of
the people who really need to help them out.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
Yes, because every shrink is the most effed up person
you ever notice you only work on your psychology. If
you're gonna get a PhD and be a therapist, you're
gonna have a lot of problems. So I always look
at my shrink and go, who you talking to? Batch?
You know what I'm saying. So, yeah, we're the most
horrible people, but we want good for other people.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
That's good Okay, so you're you're putting yourself in that
same category. Well, yeah, even though I'm great at helping others,
maybe you know I need to be opened to be
helped myself. And I'm still struggling with that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
Oh man constantly. No, I'm always I will never not
go to therapy. Every week I go to go. Oh god, yes,
I go tomorrow at eleven. I'm not joking.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
Do you make your therapist laugh?

Speaker 8 (01:27:30):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
Never, you don't crack any joke. No, I cry immediately
because I always, like get very serious because I'm not
there to entertain her. I say, listen, Pixie which is
her name, which is weird, and I have to bring
that up tomorrow too. I'm gonna say, stop it. That's
that's fake, and I don't appreciate it. No, but I
know I go right in because why waste time. I'm
sixty three. I could be dead tomorrow. If I was,

(01:27:55):
it would have been great because I do not fear death.
I fear other people dying, but I don't feel my
own death. So if I die, Danielle tell Shell Britt,
I'm gonna tongue kiss in in the afterlife.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
You just came. My goodness, have you ever had a
therapist that just looked at you and goes and went,
I don't know. I don't think I'm the one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
No, no, No.

Speaker 6 (01:28:22):
I remember going with my first ex husband. I remember
going to like counseling with marriage counseling, and after one
half hour, the shrink goes. You know, this is obviously
a bad union. You should get a divorce.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
No, No, he's right, he's right.

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
Half hour. I mean you could assess that because I
hated the guy. And he goes. But then he goes
but you, and he points to me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
He goes, you, I.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Gotta see a loan.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
And I'm like, I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
And it's been a therapy ever since. No.

Speaker 14 (01:28:53):
I love working on myself, Oh my god, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
I mean it's hard because you learn some stuff about
yourself you don't like, but then you try to change
it and not be as douchey as you were the
last week.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Well, people are afraid of learning more about themselves and
so afraid that they don't even know they don't know
themselves yet. I know, I'm business sorry, but that's a
hard one to dig up. It's a hard thing. It's
a difficult thing to dig up things about you that
you're afraid to admit to yourself or you're afraid to

(01:29:23):
talk about to anyone else, including yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
I know, but I guess after like doing it, since
I'm aged twenty five or so, I'm like, oh, I mean,
forty years of this. It's great cause you're I'm kind
of there's nothing I'm going to find out that is
going to send me over an edge, Like there's no
repressed memories. It's just like, oh yeah, I still got
to work on that codependence. I still have to work
on my protective instinct to like just jump to all

(01:29:46):
my friends and defense when they don't need it. So
like all my stuff I'm kind of aware of and
weekly you get the chance to work on it. So
hopefully the podcast will help others do that too. If not,
they'll get a chick uncle right down, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
I love you. I've told you this, We've all told
you this many times. We love you very much.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
I love you man. You're honestly you're like the tops
to me. You're the guy who would always have me on.
I remember in the old days, you never had comedians on.
You had me John Pennette.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Do we lose.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Elvish okay, because it's this connection lost on the screen
and I was like, oh no, great, now he's died.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Now my brain, that's my brain. It is not the
zoom no.

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
But like John Pinnette and me and you would be like,
you know, we never have comics, but you guys are different.
And I thought that was great. That was all of you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
And he was but we we adore you. And Gandhi
is I you uhould get back on Gandhi's podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
But anytime I like her so much despite her heritage,
I would just like to know that's the only racial
thing I've seen sad and it's because we're friends. So
if you have a letter of complaint, go after yourself
safe space. So can I do a shameless little podcast

(01:31:11):
plug and just say if you do have a question
or want advice about any sort of mental health topic
or relational thing, send it to Shrink this Show at
gmail dot com. If you don't know how to spell that,
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna spell it for you
because if you're that stupid, you don't deserve an answer.
Is your podcast Shrink Shrink this Show at gmail dot com.

(01:31:34):
Don't worry someone got it wrong. I'm guessing that was
my producer.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
And guess what, sel Ya, you're firing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
I'm not thank you me an intern. This is what happens.
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
She is like my fabes because she can take a
joke with us. She's a good gal. But yeah, send
a letter, give me a compliment, and we'll give you advice.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Hennyrink this show at gmail dot com. Of course, it's
shrink This the new super superstar studded podcast on the
Elvis Strand Podcast Network. And I'm serious. You really should
hop onto a Gandhi's podcast. Gandi, you should go on hers,
and we should all go in each other's.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
Let's do I mean, hey, I promise you, Elvis, if
you come on my show, you can do it from
any of your twelve houses.

Speaker 14 (01:32:23):
Why not wear your fancy shoes?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Okay, well, according to you, I've sold like seven seven
houses since she started this interview.

Speaker 6 (01:32:30):
I just like exaggerating your wealth.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
It's fun. Stop it. I love you, Lisa Lapinelli, I
love you. I love you. What was that?

Speaker 13 (01:32:42):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Wow, Lisa Lampanelli, shrink this is the podcast. Make sure
you listen to it. We love Lisa. She's She's Lisa.
There's really she's awesome. Love her, love her. Let's get
into a Danielle report. Danielle, come on, let's go.

Speaker 18 (01:33:03):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
My favorite rumor, of course, is the Michael Jackson rumor,
who supposedly died sixteen years ago June twenty fifth. But tomorrow,
apparently it will be made public that he faked his
death and that Marshmallow is actually going to remove his
helmet and we will find out that Marshmellow is indeed

(01:33:23):
Michael Jackson. I'm just saying it's that way there.

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
Can't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
It could happen, and it's out there, so we will
see if this happens tomorrow. Okay, let's see. Oh I
love this article. Ten celebrities with weird pets. So Kristen
Stewart grew up raising wolf hybrids. How weird is that
that she wound up in Twilight with Jacob the Werewolf?

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Salma Hayek adopted a rescue owl back in twenty nineteen.
Leonardo DiCaprio in twenty ten attended the North American Reptile
Breeders Conference on trade show and he left with a
ten year old tortoise. We don't know if he still
has it. He possibly does. Wow, Paris Hilton, remember when
she got that Kinka chew a couple of years back.
She I don't know if she still has that, but
remember that Nicholas cage. Apparently he has owned sharks and octopus,

(01:34:10):
a five foot lizard, and two venomous albino king cobras,
So yeah, he likes Themis I don't get that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Yeah? Am I alone?

Speaker 6 (01:34:20):
I mean no, okay, I don't want that either, And.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Maybe I should open my mind to new exotic animal experiences.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Maybe, sure, and Vanilla Ice once owned a wallaroo, which
is across between a wallabye and a kangaroo. What are
we watching? Game six of the Stanley Cup Finals. America's
Got Talent? Also Sirens and the Ocean Gate documentary. We're
all loving that. So if you get a chance to
check it out, And that's my.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Danielle report, And you finished Sirens, do you like it? Yes?
I did?

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
We did like it. Weird, the ending is a little interesting,
but it was It's definitely worth watching.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Definitely, Yeah, Dan.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
There, Elvis Elvis Tern in the Morning, Show, Apple.

Speaker 10 (01:34:58):
Original Films and Warner Brothers Pictures F one. The movie
is a heart pounding underdog story from the director of
Top Gun, Maverick f Won. The movie starring everybody's favorite
Brad Pitt, and trust Me see it on the biggest
screen possible, only in theaters in Imax. June twenty seventh,
rated PG thirteen.

Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
Every Morning, Elvis Duran in The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
You know I'm married to this guy. I think he's
a toddler. I really truly do.

Speaker 15 (01:35:28):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Oh, I mean, let me ask you a question, Danielle.
Your husband, Sheldon, does he pick up after himself?

Speaker 18 (01:35:34):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
For the most part, Yes, there are certain things that
he does not.

Speaker 11 (01:35:38):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Your sons do they pick up after themselves? One?

Speaker 18 (01:35:41):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (01:35:41):
One?

Speaker 8 (01:35:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Okay, the one that doesn't, I'm living with that.

Speaker 22 (01:35:46):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
This is where I found a pair of shoes in
the sink. Why are there shoes?

Speaker 9 (01:35:51):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
I guess they were dirty?

Speaker 10 (01:35:54):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
She just leaves them in the sinks. Divorce No, No,
there's no divorce. Leaving bags of trash everywhere from his
birthday gifts and stuff, and his birthday continues for another week,
so I gotta keep cleaning up like stuff It's like
I feel like I'm just walking. Plus I have two dogs.
They're peeing and crapping everywhere, and I was like, oh

(01:36:14):
my god.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
Oh yeah, that's Preston. You're living with Preston. Really, Oh gosh, please, are.

Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
You wraps everywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
No, not that thank goodness, not that far. But I
walk in his room and I'm just like, are you
kidding me? Like what it doesn't even make the hamper,
like gets really close to the hamper, but they don't
actually get in the hamper.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
I'm like, yeah, push it a little bit further and
get What ex does is you know, I'm gonna go
fix the whatever. So he'll bring out like three different
sizes of screwdrivers and then he'll open the thing he
needs to fix and leaves it open, just sitting there,
and he leaves just leaves it there. I'm like, hello,
all right, just as Keef, I'm alone in this. If

(01:36:56):
you think that, you know, if you think that any
of us are living some crazy, glamorous life, are wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:37:01):
I think I'm the feral raccoon of the relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
Are you really? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:37:05):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Stuff sitting out, you.

Speaker 12 (01:37:08):
Know, I'll put it away when it moves me.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
But Brandon, you'll put it away if it starts moving,
yeah or that.

Speaker 12 (01:37:16):
Oh no, Brandon's former military, so you know he puts
everything away. He rolls his shirts in a certain way.
Everything's like folded and tucked and not me. I come
home and you see a trail of me undressing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
We know exactly where you are at all time.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
We follow it right to the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Let's go around the room. What's on the mind. Sorry,
I did give you what was on my mind. It
wasn't very positive, it wasn't rosie, wasn't cheery. Let's see
music here for you, Danielle. We'll start with you. What's
going on?

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
So yesterday I gave a way in the free crab
phone tap that that goose, Remember, and you dress them,
you put clothes on him. It's from Gaggleville. That's where
you can get your own. Well, now, the listeners have
been sending me pictures of their geese, I guess from
their homes. I cannot believe how many listeners actually have

(01:38:06):
a goose that is dressed up in clothes, and they're
sending me pictures of them in their outfits and everything.
So thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
It's a thing it's here's a thing, so if you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
Want to get your own. It's Gaggleville like I posted yesterday,
and it's very cute it there's lots of costumes and
thank you for all the pictures you guys have been sending.
I'm on loving them so thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
All right, Yeah, it's this hidden community of lovers. I
guess so they dressed them up. Strange, scary. What's that
with you today? It's such a coincidence.

Speaker 16 (01:38:36):
You were talking about Alex being so messy and all
that and leaving a trail behind him. Oh my god,
that was man around the room? Is that I've become
a new man in the past month or so. I
have made for sure that anytime I take a piece
of clothing off, it goes either in the hamper or
if it's if I'm gonna use this shirt or whatever,
I'm gonna fold it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
I'm gonna hang things up. I'm gonna hang up my jeans.

Speaker 16 (01:38:58):
I caught up with myself so much that my apartment
is spotless, and I can't I cannot begin to tell
you how amazing it feels to go home to a
very clean, neat orderly apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
All my sneakers are in their compartments becking the door.
Oh scary, what are you doing the rest of your life? Baby?
That's just me. I mean I used to be like Alex.

Speaker 16 (01:39:22):
I used to throw stuffall over the place, and I
used to look.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
At it was there was there a point where there
was something that happened that made you stop being.

Speaker 16 (01:39:29):
A slob or I mean what happened just sick of
like spending an hour cleaning up after myself.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Well, they say that the clutter, the clutter that surrounds
you is the clutter in your head. By the way,
someone sending texts Elvis having no fear of my husband,
piles this crap on my kitchen counters. Listen to this,
I am stop cooking because that is my protest.

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
All right, that's a good protest.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
You leave your crap around, I'm not gonna cook for you.
Start doing well. Froggy, what's up with you today?

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
So I rolled over in bed this morning at twelve
thirty eight and I was like half awake, and I
did the swallow and I'm like, uh, I have a
sore throat. It it hits you like that, Like when
I went to BNFL fine woke up this morning congested
sore throat.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Like, who the hell gets a cold in June?

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
Oh, sum are the worst?

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Well, they guess what I got it? I got it.
Didn't just stop commy. I don't want to believe that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
We all had a less.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
For some reason.

Speaker 18 (01:40:22):
We did.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
We did for some reason.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
I keep waking up every day in between twelve and
twelve thirty eight, like every single day.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
I don't know why. It's so strange. I know the
other day we were all talking. We all woke up.
It one does in the morning. Yeah, we're all waking
at the same time. Didn't even know it. Call me, No,
No one needs to be calling anyone. Hey, Nate, what's
up with you? Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:40:45):
So I just finished season four of Clarkson's Farm. It's
on Amazon Prime. It's one of my favorite shows.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
It's so siless season.

Speaker 10 (01:40:51):
I just have to say, if you're a farmer, you
have a you farmed at some point in your life,
God bless you. That looks like the heart this job
on the planet. And not only that, if you watch
this season, I'm not going to give you a spoiler,
but maybe I kind of am. A crop can just fail,
like you can spend all year growing barley or corn

(01:41:14):
or something, and then you just have rain for three
weeks and it totally ruins the four months that preceded it.
So God bless you. If that's what you do for
a living, you got a hard job, but thank you
for doing it. I so agree with you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
You know, these farmers, not only are they responsible for
keeping people employed and their families fed and money coming in.
At the same time, they're helping, you know, give us
the nutrients we need to keep our salads built and
keep our meat butchered. And you know they work so hard,
and it's true. It just the turn of it. On
the turn of a dime, a whole crop can be

(01:41:47):
just wiped out for any and every reason, and then
all of thank you, you're left making no money for
the year. It's crazy. God bless our farmers. God bless
our farmers. Hey, I producer Sam, what's up with you today?

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
Something I hope everyone gets a chance to do, which
is equal parts fun and stressful, is plan a bachelor
or a bachelorette party for someone in their life while
we're away. I'm going to be going on my youngest sister,
Fara's and it is a lot of work to balance
that many personalities and people, and it's expensive and there's
stuff to shop for, but I'm so excited to just

(01:42:16):
celebrate her for one huge weekend and decorate in no
way that I think makes her happy. And it just
feels like one giant surprise. So I hope everybody gets
a chance to shower someone with love like that, because
this is awesome. And I'm also glad it's my last
because my other sister's already married.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
Someone else will crawled out from under a rock and
invite you, Oh so busy, thank you. Hey, let's roll
into Gandhi's head today. What's going on? Gandhi? All right?

Speaker 12 (01:42:39):
If anybody is looking for a tutorial on how to
do everything wrong, I highly recommend watching the ocean Gate documentary.
I know we were talking about it in the room
off the air, but it was spectacularly terrible. I cannot
believe what this team of people did. How I mean,
the guy at the head of it, Stockton Rush, what
a person. And it's no shock that it went down

(01:43:03):
the way that it did. And if you just need to,
you know, say hey, I want to feel good about
myself and how I'm doing things, today, go ahead and
watch that because it was.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
Shocking when you watched it. Did you think all the
people that survived after he passed go, Yeah, it was
only a matter of time. We knew that was going
to happen.

Speaker 6 (01:43:18):
They started in the document ren too much of it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
But yeah, part of part of it.

Speaker 15 (01:43:22):
Do say.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
I didn't see the whole thing, but I want to
finish it because if you're a recommendation spectacularly terrible, you know.
It wasn't like he's out there just doing something simple
and whatever. He was putting people in the worst worst
spot that could ever be in as far as safety.

Speaker 12 (01:43:38):
Goes, right, And he had a team of people saying, hey,
this is unsafe, and he'd be like, thank you for
your opinion.

Speaker 6 (01:43:42):
You're fired.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:43:43):
It was crazy crazy. Don't ever run a business like that.
Listen to the people that are there to keep you safe.
It's important as we learn perfect. Yeah, I'm gonna go
watch it.

Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
It's Ocean Gate, right, Yes, yes, Titan Ocean Gate.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Let's do it. Let's go over to take for sound.
You got lot of stuff today.

Speaker 9 (01:44:01):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 23 (01:44:01):
Yes, let's start with some commencement speeches from the last
two days start with Steve Carell. He was at Northwestern
University given the commencement, and this was what he had
to say when talking to the graduates about his advice today.

Speaker 24 (01:44:16):
I'd like to talk about something quite simple, something that
is important to me and something that I believe we
need more of in the world. My topic this morning
is kindness, So please just shut up and listen.

Speaker 23 (01:44:34):
And then halfway through his speech he goes, you know what,
let's start dancing, and the whole arena started dancing, including
the teachers up on stage, and so that was a
lot of fun. Now we move over to Dartmouth University
where Sandra gave the commencement, and if you remember Sandra
O from Grey's Anatomy, there was a popular scene where
she was not feeling well, so her and Meredith Gray
decided to just dance it out, and she did just

(01:44:55):
that with her speech.

Speaker 6 (01:44:57):
It is possible to move discover into joy, remember this feeling,
and carry it and care for it, and then give
it to others.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
Thank you who was The kids with me.

Speaker 23 (01:45:16):
Got done, and then they broke out into a seat
dance party right there all right, this came across my
timeline fro this happened about five years ago. Gary Frank
from Fox seventeen in Michigan. He's the meteorologist. He just
had enough with the rest of the anchors being upset
with his forecast.

Speaker 22 (01:45:32):
Every time I get done with the seven day, you
guys are like, oh gosh, every time doesn't matter what
time I come on, four point thirty, five, thirty, six
point thirty, and then you expect me to be chipper
for five straight hours.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
It's miserable. I want you guys to say, Wow, that's
great music.

Speaker 22 (01:45:54):
It's gonna be sixty on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
Well, I mean, why you want me to do? Lindia
put some many every day? Next time? He's got a point,
he really does. I mean they have to be the
bearer of bad news a lot. I mean we've had
rain every weekend for eight nine weeks.

Speaker 8 (01:46:09):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
And of course when they do that forecast on Friday,
your weekend forecast. You know everyone in that studio I
hates them. Could you do that? It's all science, It's science,
all right.

Speaker 23 (01:46:18):
Finally, let me introduce you to David Cummings. Now you
might not know him by name, but you'll know the
voice that he does for a very popular cartoon we
all know and love. He got to meet his grandson
for the very first time and did the voice for
his grandson.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
You'll braver than you believe, smarter than you scene and strumble.

Speaker 16 (01:46:38):
And cut the button.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
There you go, of course, and he also does the voice,
and he does the voice for Tigger too.

Speaker 8 (01:46:47):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
There you go get American garrotations.

Speaker 8 (01:46:49):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
God. We basically have time for a song, the song
I'm scary? Okay, where is it?

Speaker 8 (01:46:55):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
We need some kid cutting We're talking about kid cutty
this morning, and uh, it was scary. Let's play kid Cuddy.
I've been thinking about kid Cuddy all day.

Speaker 8 (01:47:03):
I need it. What do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
Okay, Gary, I got pursued this kid cutty button? Yeah, hell,
I gotta find it. Okay, we're gonna stop talking, ladies
and gentlemen. This is scary in a panic. Look at him?
Are you panicked? I found it? Okay, push the button?
Push it kid Cuddy. You want to hear it? Scary?

Speaker 9 (01:47:20):
Do it?

Speaker 20 (01:47:21):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
I'm at sharing. Hey, what's up a Salini metro.

Speaker 6 (01:47:26):
Elvis in the morning?

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Shut it all right, shows done, Let's get out of
here until next time. Say peace out everybody, piece out, everybody,