Installing a Pool Behind Dad’s Back

Since his dad is away on vacation, Gary is installing a pool behind his back!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap. Hello Garrett, Hey, good morning.
What's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Sean submitted a phone tap idea to us to play
on his dad Gary. Now, Sean and his family have
been asking Dad for a pool in their backyard for
many years now. So Gary is away on business and
Sean figured now would be the great time to play
a phone tap about putting a pool in the backyard.
So Sean's going to start the call. Then I'm going
to be the installer guy and pay us one.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Pools are expensive. Let's see what happens in today's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hello, hey Dad? Quick questions in the backyard? How do
you turn the water off? The water off to the backyard?
What do you just want to shut the main line?
The main line you shut off in the in the garage?
Why do you need to shut off? All right? Thanks Dad?
Whoa that one? More questions? If I wanted to get

(00:49):
like heavy machinery, you know, like sort of addict thing
and a couple of things in the backyard, how do
I do that?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
What's the best way to.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Go in that? Have the equipment in the backyard? What
are you to go through this, I gate or I
don't look through the house or something. Just what what
are you doing? What are you talking about? Have you equipment?
All right, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.
What are you doing? John? Really quick? If a pipe
burst in the backyard? Like, what am I should I call?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
How the pipe burst in the backyard? Chilling? No, I
mean it's not a big I want to handle it.
What do you mean it's not a big deal. How
did the pipe burst in the backyard?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I don't know how to stop it? Did you figure
out where to turn it off? This is gonna be
banned really quickly if we don't stop that.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
We're just we're putting up We're putting a pool in
the backyard, Daddy, I mean the pool. If we talked
about putting the pool in the backyard, I said, really, yeah, honestly,
these questions are not really helping, Like, and the pool
is happening. We're not wanting overturn. Okay, So let me
just stop. Figure out the water? The water you turn
off in the garage, Sean, Now, what the hell are
you talking? Where am I going home on that? I'm right,
I'm walking down to the garage. That like, where where's the

(01:54):
It's on the left, don't know, it's on the left.
Like what is coming up? Literally everywhere? Like shun Heller?
You do it? Kurt hits the water off?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hey, sir, sir, hi, are you with the water company?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't work with the water company? It's my house?
Who are you? Hi? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
No, this is Frank's pools. I'm here to put your
pool in. But there seems to be a problem right now.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Your son said there is a problem. The problem is
you're in my backyard, and my son is an idiot
who gave you permission to go in my backyard and
dig a hole?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
You are, mister, correct, Yes, I'm mister, and you have
an amex ending in six ways.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You're correct.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
How the hell did you get my amex Ylmber?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You paid for it yesterday? We came over.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What's the situation in my yard right now?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Well, we got a mound of dirt ready to go.
It's a little wet and soggy from all the mud
because of the pipe burst. So but that's not going
to create a pool for you, okay, because I can't
I can't really hear you, So I'm just making out
every other word done.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't want too just a little bit louder.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm a little want up pool.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh this is weird, so you don't want.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
To pull I've been trying to tell you that.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, we're gonna have to charge you.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
For then I'm not paying you.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
A don Gary, actually my name is Garret from Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm not a conference, so you're playing phone taps. Don't
play a joke on your mother. She doesn't work either.
Somebody's got to pay the bills around here.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Elvis Duran a phone tap. This phone tab was pre
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Speaker 3 (03:33):
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