FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Financially Sketchy

From Danielle helping a friend cheat (financially, don’t worry) to confessions about weird life phases and being fired, we covered it all. Also: Elvis’ trainer check-in, Scotty’s dating update, and the ultimate debate—city or country person?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi, Oh my god, I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You guys are every single morning.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
I love all of you.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
I'm talking.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Elms in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hey, you know, life is good. Life is great. Sometimes
it's challenging, but we learn from the challenges, right, I
mean that's all part of it.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
If it was all happy, go lucky you all the time,
it would.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Be just kind of boring.

Speaker 6 (00:28):
I think you can't love the highs until you experience
the lows.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
All these stupid phrases.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
But if you could rewrite your identity, a whole new identity.
This is all fantasy, but you know what, just because
it's fantasy, it also means it's also maybe dreams and
sometimes sometimes even though you are solidly who you are,
you have set this identity up for yourself and your future.
You know, it's good to identify the things you wish

(00:54):
you could added to who you are now, the incredible
person you are. So if you could a new identity
or add to your current identity.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
What would it be? What would that look like? Have
you thought about something totally? This is what happens when
you live alone some two or three nights a week.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Yeah, so Danielle, I'd be a Disney villain, Okay, talk
about that.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
So I don't know why, but for some reason, I
never identify with the Disney princesses other than Tank, but
she's really not a princess, and I just have always
loved the power behind them. I've never thought of them
as villains in the you know, normal sense of the
word villain where they're that bad.

Speaker 8 (01:34):
It's just I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
It's just I feel like I try to go through
my life being a very positive, nice person, but there's.

Speaker 8 (01:42):
That little villain aside.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
That would come out if I was a Disney Villainy
I'll address that.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
You know, Danielle would be in the parking lot at
the grocery story and she'll see she'll see a cart,
you know, a grocery cart whisking down the hill heading
toward an old lady, and she'll start laughing. Yeah, that's
that villain in you.

Speaker 8 (02:02):
That is that's the Malepicent in me, exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
So you're not talking about being a Disney villain in
a film or on stand that would be nice too,
or on ice. You're saying you would want to be,
like you want to live the life of a Disney.

Speaker 8 (02:16):
Villain, just a little bit ursula, ursulinet.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
One of the great things about Disney villains is they
I mean, there's no bloodshed.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
They're just a little bit bad. They're not all bad.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
So if you could add a new identity to your
identity Gandhi, what would it be?

Speaker 9 (02:32):
Okay? Originally I was thinking ninja, but then Nate made
me think about, like, what's the practical use of that?
And I guess there is none. So I would totally
go with lion whisperer or animal whisperer. Like Kevin Richardson,
He's this guy from South Africa. He lives with these things. Basically,
they all accept him. He deals with hyenas, all kinds
of stuff. I would love that.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Why are you laughing, Nate? That's great?

Speaker 9 (02:54):
He hates that more than my ninja.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh no, what, Nate? Really, be careful here. What are
you saying? I don't know lion whisper? I just I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (03:04):
I don't know you hate animals.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's not that animals. I just don't know how practical
this is practical.

Speaker 9 (03:11):
Daniel's at Disney villain.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
Right exactly, practical.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
It seems way more practical than it.

Speaker 10 (03:17):
I don't know, so awesome.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Nate, Come on, open your mind, man, I mean it's
okay to think outside the.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, I'm expanding my mind, right, please for once, expand
your mind.

Speaker 9 (03:28):
It would be my dream. I would love it.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
It would be awesome, you know, and Gonda, you'd be
great at that. That's why that's why I want you
to go on safari sometimes. You know, you need to
hang out with these animals. All right, Nate, go ahead, okay.
I will love to be a spy.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
Stupid, stupid, it's dumb dum no listen.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I mean it's kind of based on James Bond, right, And.

Speaker 11 (03:49):
I know that's like obviously the extreme fictional version of
a spy, because spies probably just translate radio chatter between
North Korean guards. But I mean, at the same time,
wouldn't be so cool You get to like stop stuff
before it even happens, and it's I don't know, it's
just really cool. How do we know that you aren't
already as maybe maybe I'm spying for another foreign government.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You don't know that.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
I'm sometimes convinced you're hired by another company to come
in and ruin our show.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
We're number one, so I'm not doing my job there, So.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
You're failing miserably. Yes, Gary, what what identity would you
add to your perfectly stellar identity that's currently before us?

Speaker 12 (04:28):
I want to be America's tour guide because hear me out,
I get great joy out of people, you know, people
experiencing things that I'm experiencing through my lens. Every day
I go through my day, I'm like, oh my god,
I wish I could tell the world about this, this food,
this place, this experience.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
You do that too. If we're driving somewhere, he will
point out every building, the history behind it, who owns it. Yeah,
you would have been great this weekend on You do
very well.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
In the morning, and that's not and that's okay, But
but that is you. That is you on a cracker.
You love to share experiences. This is why you're the
type of personality that cannot go on vacation alone because
you would you would be miserable not having someone next
you to share it with. Right, Hey, Froggy, what would
your what would your identity be if you added to
who you are now?

Speaker 13 (05:20):
I would want to be the fifth member of a
boy band. You know how much I love and think
you know how much I love the Backstreet Boys. I
like the new kids on the block when I was
in school. I mean, I have always been a boy
band fan. I want to come back and be in
a boy band. I can't sing for crap, but it
does not matter because I love it.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
What is what is the allure of being a member
of a boy band?

Speaker 10 (05:45):
A team?

Speaker 6 (05:45):
So this is not a solo artist. This is a
member of a functioning team of.

Speaker 13 (05:49):
I like to be a member of a team. I
like to because I can't do it all by myself.
I would just like to do my own little part
and help other people. However, it's just.

Speaker 10 (05:57):
What I want to do.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
I want to be in a boy band.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
There you.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
I would love to be a gentleman farmer.

Speaker 9 (06:10):
What would you farm?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (06:12):
Yes, got it?

Speaker 14 (06:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Anything that requires no.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
I would like to produce and manage if I knew
how a farm where I have people that know what
they're doing, who would be here to run the farm.
But no, the thought of growing things and then giving
them to people who need to eat and and and
livestock and and flowers and cotton for clothing and I

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just think it would be great to be able to
utilize nature, bend it the way we need to bend it,
in a safe way, of course, for the planet, and
then you help people with it, and you know it's
you say, hey, yeah, we grew with that, or grapes
for wine, you.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
Know, oh yeah, in the little thing.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, I would love to know.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
I'm not gonna put my feet in the little thing.
But that's what I've always kind of been. I find
that sexy. I find farming sexy.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I love farmers. So there you go.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
You'd be very valuable in an apocalyptic situation.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
There is that, yes, But I love how Nate Nate
laughed at all of our dreams.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
You're turd.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I think mine's the most realistic mustache. I'm undercover right now.

Speaker 13 (07:25):
I'm just saying I couldn't be in a boy band,
and you're saying I can't have a farm.

Speaker 8 (07:28):
I can't be a lion whisperer, and I can't be molepicent.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean, Froggy's the most off key person I've ever
heard sing, even more than me.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
So what he's saying if he could, if he could sing,
that's what he would like to do.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
Kirk Patrick, Nathaniel Patrick didn't have the best tones. Hey, hey,
he was my favorite.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
A member of the royal family, Elvis.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
Okay, well that's you can't just make that happen. The
other things you can make happen unless you marry into.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
The royal family. All right, Look, so the point of
bringing this up up is, Okay.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
You heard what we're blah blah blah blinging on and
on about it.

Speaker 10 (08:00):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
You know, talk to your friends and family, whoever you're
having lunch with today or whatever. Just bring it up.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Sometimes in the same old conversations get boring. Talk about
your dreams and talk about talk about the possibility of
a new identity.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Even though it may never happen.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
It sure is interesting to find out more about other
people and not laughing in their faces. Nate, Nate, I
want to be a doctor and help cure cancer. Stupid dreamer.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
I still love that he said his is the most attainable.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
He's going to be a spy.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
He's the closest to his dream. I hate to listen.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I could go report on things that I see overseas.
You could see. We're not going to take that away
from you, Johnnie, don't take that away from it.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I won't.

Speaker 9 (08:41):
I'm just laughing that he thinks he's almost James Bond.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well, that's the best covert. When they think they you know,
they think they know you, they don't they Even though
we've heard reports of many many spies throughout history who
were famous people, people have note.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
I bet there are a lot of them we'll never
know about. Maybe someone on this show.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Marry Jason Bourne. Would you like to be Jason Bourne?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That he can't run?

Speaker 6 (09:11):
If you're Jason Bourne, you have to have physical that
is true.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
I'm donell mister ran in the morning show back.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
From the weekend. We need to know how the week's
gonna look.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Well, let's start with today anyway with the horse copes producer, Sam,
who are you doing them with?

Speaker 9 (09:32):
Let's start the week with scary that should be great?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh like on Friday he was eating cake, don't time?
Not this time? Hey, it's your birthday today.

Speaker 12 (09:41):
Happy birthday to you and you share it with Jason
Maraz and Selma Blair Capricorn. In order to break the cycle,
you first need to recognize it's there.

Speaker 15 (09:50):
Your day's a seven Aquarius in a low moment, remember
you are more than the worst thing that's happened to you.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Your day's a six Pisces. The dream doesn't have to
be loud to be real. If it matters to you,
it's worth chasing. Your day's a nine Aries.

Speaker 15 (10:03):
The moments that challenge you the most often lead to
the growth that you need, so just trust the struggle.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
Your day's a ten Taurus.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
You might not be where you want to be, but
you're on the way. Stay the course.

Speaker 15 (10:13):
Your days of six Chef and I don't underestimate the
power of an act of kindness. They ripple out farther
than you think.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
Your days an eight Cancer.

Speaker 12 (10:21):
Let go of the pressure of always trying to have
it together. You're allowed to have rough patches. Your day
a nine, Hey, Leo.

Speaker 15 (10:28):
I know change is usually uncomfortable, but so is staying
stuck in the same place.

Speaker 9 (10:32):
Your day's a seven Virgo.

Speaker 12 (10:33):
You don't need to take giant leaps to reach your goal.
Rely on small, steady steps. Your day's a five Lera.

Speaker 15 (10:40):
Don't wait until you're no longer afraid to begin. Start
and the fear will fade. Your days an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 12 (10:46):
Even hard times might be reflected on fondly pull joy
out of what you can this week, your day a nine.

Speaker 15 (10:52):
And finally, Sagittarius comparison steals more than failure ever could
so stay focused on your own journey, your days an eight,
and those your money morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Hey you know what?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
You wrote something interesting in your notes today, Gandhi? Oh
about confidence?

Speaker 14 (11:06):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (11:06):
Yeah, okay, And I.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Guess there are many people who don't feel confident when
it comes to many things in life. I mean, you
may be confident about your job and your family, you
may not be confident about other things. You know, so
just because you say you're confident doesn't always mean you're
confident about everything. But Gandhi, have you ever met or
recently met someone who doesn't feel they have any confidence

(11:29):
at all with anything in their lives?

Speaker 9 (11:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, if you could just give a one word, Well.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
I thought you were gonna ask another question, No I have.
I was actually talking to somebody yesterday and that person said,
confidence just isn't something that I come with. It's something
that I have to work on, I have to learn.
And then I started thinking about, well, how do you
learn confidence? Where does it come from? And I'm not
one hundred percent sure. I mean, my parents always said
that it comes from setting a goal and meeting that goal,

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even if it's little that you just work in increments,
whatever it is. But I don't know. I mean, as
an adult, where do you find confidence and how do
you find it if it's not something that you grew
up with?

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Yeah, well so this is I'm sure finding confidence could
be a different a different journey for different people.

Speaker 14 (12:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Remember when we had Matteo in Yeah, yeah, Matteo. But
Shelley he said something. I said, God, what's it like,
you know, just to get up in front of a
stadium of people and start singing? He's and he said,
for him, the confidence comes from just getting up and
doing it, Just getting up and just doing it. Yeah,
you just got to push yourself out there and make

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it happen.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know if that applies to everything in every life.
But I don't know. What about you, Daniel.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Do you ever find that you feel like, oh, I'm
feeling a little iffy about this, and what do you
do to kind of psych yourself up a little bit?

Speaker 8 (12:48):
I don't know. I sometimes just have to have a
talk with myself, going okay, you.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Really like what you said.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
Yeah, I just go okay, you've got this.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
If it doesn't go the way you want it to go, okay,
there's only so much you can do. It's gonna be okay,
don't worry about it, but have the confidence to get
out there and do it anyway. You know, stuff like that.
But it's not always that easy for people. I think
a lot of times you go into having confidence and
then if the littlest thing happens that doesn't go your way,
you lose that confidence and sometimes it's hard to get

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it back.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yes, right, yeah, gandhi, what do you think.

Speaker 9 (13:18):
I think you have to become a pro at failing
and know that it's going to happen and not let
that stop you. We all fail at things. That's how
you learn is you learn what you did wrong. So
when you fail, you're not starting from zero. You're starting
from a place of experience, and it's okay to keep failing,
and you just have to become confident in that and
okay with that. I think that's a big part of it.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
You know, this public speaking thing has always been my
biggest downfall. Where okay, well, we want you to come
to a speech for our organization. I'm like, oh god, no,
and I just feel that terror seep into my veins.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'm like, I can't.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
But sometimes you get up there, it just happens and
it's real and it works and people laugh and people
listen and are engaged.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
And sometimes it just doesn't work and you just fallow
over yourself.

Speaker 10 (14:07):
Right.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Yeah, Well, at the end of the day, if you
fail during a speech or whatever, Okay, I don't think
anyone in the room hates me because of it. Well,
maybe they're expecting something more interesting or fun.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I don't know. I don't know. But you just got
to get back on the horse and ride again.

Speaker 8 (14:24):
That's the problem with Sometimes it's not as easy to
do that.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
If you're good at something and you go out there
and you do it, but then for some reason you're
having a bad day and you just you're not.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
As good as you've been in the past.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Sometimes people have a hard time grabbing on and going
all right, I'm going to try it again. Let's do
this again. You know, you have to still in your
head have the confidence that wait a second, no, I
am good at this. I just had a bad day,
or I just had a minor setback.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
That's it real quick from Scotty B. I want to
see what's on your mind.

Speaker 16 (14:51):
Well, the person god he's talking about is me. So
I probably have already ruined two possibly really good, promising
relationships because of my lack of confidence.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 16 (15:06):
I get very nervous, I get nervous stomach, and I
just don't go for it. And it's a problem I've
had most of my life.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
See here's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing that you got
up to bat and you struck out twice. Yeah, yeah,
I don't but I know. But what if they really
didn't want to have a relationship with you? Well no,
they mean well oh, and they both came back to
you and said, here's where you went wrong.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
You have a lack of confidence.

Speaker 16 (15:30):
No, I just felt it in myself and I knew
that that's what ruined it.

Speaker 8 (15:33):
I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
I think in one of the cases it wasn't. I
think in one of the cases it was a couple
of things that you may not have had in common
that were important to the situation.

Speaker 13 (15:43):
And Scotty, you also tend to disqualify yourself, like when
I when I've talked to you. You said to me, this
person's kind of out of my league, and this and
the other. I think I think that you disqualify yourself
as if you were not necessarily below as you're below them,
and you're not.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
You are very worthy and very well.

Speaker 13 (15:58):
You need all of the things you you want all
the things that you need in life, and you should
get them. I think that you cut yourself short thinking, well,
I'm probably not good enough for this person.

Speaker 16 (16:07):
Head so far, why does this person want to hang
out with me?

Speaker 10 (16:11):
Stop that you've.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Already you've already defeated everything.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
But but keep in mind, just because it didn't work
out doesn't mean it's not going to work out in
the future.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I just spook it.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Why could What you just said a moment ago was
that I set my sights on two different people for
a possible relationship and I blew them both because of
lack of confidence. Well, there's much more than your confidence
at play here. There's a lot of stuff going on.
And look, you have this beautiful circle of friends. We're
always going to be there for you and pushing you
this and that.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
But you know, you know you've got it. You've got it.
Gone to give him some final words of advice.

Speaker 9 (16:42):
Dotty, if you could see yourself the way all of
us see you, I think it would just be a
completely different ballgame. And I wish that you could because
I tell you all the time, like, you're dope, You're
the prize, buddy. You don't need to be trying to
impress other people that don't see that if they don't
see that, by exactly, you're you're the dope. Stop underplaying
yourself and underselling yourself because you're awesome exactly.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Yeah, by the way, you didn't fail. It's like, it's
just it wasn't meant to be. It's just it just
wasn't meant to be maybe just.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
The alone yet maybe you weren't supposed to be with
those people exactly.

Speaker 16 (17:13):
That's my place along exactly, But I think everybody is
the right person, I know.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
But that's where you're screwing yourself in the in the nose. Look,
it's not always meant to be that. You've got to
remember that, and that's it has.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
But if you sit there and say, well, that's is
all my fault, well that's gonna throw you in the mud.
For you're fine.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Elvister Rands after Party.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, Daniel's gonna if you're gonna go tomics.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
You never hear on the air.

Speaker 9 (17:43):
Oh God, get away from you, Katie.

Speaker 17 (17:46):
Listen now on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
It is the what is it called.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Elvister Rands after Party?

Speaker 8 (17:53):
Ask for it by Elvis.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
The Water Show.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Come on, wait we go now this dran in the morning.

Speaker 18 (18:01):
Soon.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Hey, I want to bring up something and I don't
want to make anyone uncomfortable, but you know what making
people uncomfortably be so much fun.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Let's try it out show.

Speaker 14 (18:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:09):
Yeah, do you have.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
An issue with people who come up to you, look
you in the eye, and say, hey, how come you
don't follow me on Instagram?

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Yes, this happened to U Gandhi yesterday. We're having a
conversation about it. Yeah, some point blank someone walks up
to you and someone do you work with?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
A good friend of ours?

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Good.

Speaker 9 (18:29):
Well, here's the thing, A good friend of all of yours.
I don't know this person that well, but very nice person.
So before this this person said hello, it was a hey,
why don't you follow me on Instagram? Which is a
conversation that has had every time I see them, and
there are a couple people in the building who do
that all the time, and I it's not one. I'll

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then give them the courtesy follow and then unfollow later.
But it's one of those questions that I'm like, wait,
what is this about? Do people really care that much?
I didn't think it was a big deal, Like, if
we don't know each other, what's the point of the follow.
I mean, it's not like certain celebrities who I stalk, okay, sure,
but real life people, I don't really see the need.
And I think that it's kind of just a lose
lose conversation as soon as it starts.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Well, okay, and I see your point of view. Now,
this person you're talking about, who we work with, we've
known for years. He's a very dear friend, a very
sweet guy.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Of course we follow him, you know.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Yeah, but I see you you don't know him that well.
But the fact is that he kind of cornered you.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
And then we had this conversation in the room during
the song a minute ago. And then Scary says, I
totally get it. I would be very offended as well
if you didn't follow me.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
Well, it's more of like, it's human to wonder, right,
So if I saw someone following all of you guys,
but they don't follow me on Instagram, it would just
at the very least peak my curiosity.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Did I say that I post something that pissed them off?
Do they not like me?

Speaker 12 (19:51):
Do they have a vendetta against me? So I can
understand where this person is coming from.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
So you're putting.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Being followed on Instagram way up that on the top
of the ladder of importance.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
It's just so strang. I want you to want me.
I want to be one.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
I don't want to be This is one of the
things that we told You're equating being followed to being loved.

Speaker 12 (20:15):
A common theme of our show is is everyone wants
to be loved and feel loved.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
So if I wanted to.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Look scary, I love you. I don't follow you on
Instagram neither. I want to be you guys all follow me?

Speaker 10 (20:27):
No, we don't know, we don't.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I don't. I mean I don't know about the rest
of these guys. I don't.

Speaker 8 (20:30):
I don't follow half the people I know. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
There are a ton of people I don't follow on Instagram.
I don't follow you on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
You don't you guys, don't get out of here. Look
at your phone, Look at your phone. I don't know,
I don't, I don't. I don't recall following you. But
that doesn't mean I don't love you. I don't under you.
Guys dropped me. You don't follow me to follow you?
Your your your post drive me nuts.

Speaker 12 (20:54):
I can't team follow back, I follow you, you follow What
the hell's going on?

Speaker 9 (20:57):
No, that's not the way it works. And furthermore, like
scary if some if you approach someone and you say, hey,
why don't you follow me? And then they tell you, oh,
I don't like your posts or something that you did
offended me or whatever it is. Are you going to
change your life so that one person follows you back?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, maybe I'd become a better person.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Maybe, Like you know, scary, scary, I'm going to say
something and it's not. It's really very kind. You're a
wonderful person. I wouldn't want you to change anything about
your life because someone doesn't follow you on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
What the hell would it be something that like really
bugged you that much that you would think about it
that much?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Does he thinks about it all the time.

Speaker 12 (21:37):
I didn't know people have, you know, they take social
media a little bit more seriously. I know a lot
of people who take would take offense to it.

Speaker 9 (21:44):
You know, he says for a friend, I'm speaking.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I think it's a human it's a human thing. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
I think we all agree we love you. You know,
we love love you. We don't have to prove it
by following you on Instagram. So you're going to rEFInd
I haven't followed you in years.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
What we were talking about. Oh my god, I can't
believe this.

Speaker 12 (22:08):
I be my own friends, in my flesh and blood.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
We all love you. We love you.

Speaker 9 (22:14):
Yeah, you shouldn't change anything for us. But if we
don't want to see what you post on Instagram, because
it's like you at the Jersey Shore every day, like you,
if it's pumping, then why does that mean that we
don't love you. We still love you.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I just want to see that exactly. I'm just work together, Dan.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Just keep in mind, I think just Instagram means different
things to different people. I think that's what we're getting
at here. You you find Instagram acceptance to be very important,
an important part of your relationship with people we don't.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's not a sounds trying.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Just think about that for a second. Let's go talk
to Jasmine online twenty. Let's let's get a perspective from
someone who's not in the room.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Hey, Jasmine, welcome to the show. You hear what's going on?

Speaker 14 (23:00):
But Scary right, Yes, Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Good morning, We're excited you're here.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
So, Jasmine, you have a few people at work you
consider your friends, but you don't follow them.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
How is that possible? According to Scary, it's not either
you are friends and you follow, or you're not friends
and you don't follow.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
So I just I'm a teacher, I work in a school,
and there's some things about your personal life that I
just don't need to know. There's some things about my
personal life that I don't want them to know. So
I just don't follow people who I don't need to
know that stuff about.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
Right, right, Okay, So see Scary, But you like them professionally,
these are professional friends that you don't follow, and they
don't follow you.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Right, Absolutely, they are professional friends. I do like them
very much, but I just don't need to know about
your personal life, right.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
There you go. Oh see, scary, you don't have to
share everything about your personal life with everyone.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
Yeah, it has nothing to do with real life and
real love. Nothing. It's all sake.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
It's a picture of meat loaf. Yeah, the tacos you
had for dinner.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Really anyway, Well, look, Jasmine, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I hope you have a great day. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I love you guys so much, so much.

Speaker 19 (24:10):
By follow to make sure you follow follow me on
so I just send a text and it says scary
is really two teenage girls in a man's suit.

Speaker 12 (24:28):
It's okay, scary, Probably shouldn't put so much emphasis on it.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
But scary. You know what, since since I love you,
I'm going to follow you on Instagram. I can't believe
you don't unless you unless you block me. I've never been.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
This is fine.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
You can block me. I'm totally fine with being blocking.
I follow you. I like all your posts.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Followed back, I know, but you know what the difference is,
I haven't posted now.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
I'm still on the fence about following you.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
I'll get that as well. But scary, aren't you Notorious
for following and unfollowing people all the time. Does that
mean you don't love them?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
No, that's not true. That was only there's only seventy
five hundred slots.

Speaker 12 (25:03):
So when it comes to listeners, to put the listeners
on a rotation if they follow me.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
I don't even know that I'll follow them back there.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
I kind of check in on them where he has,
he has a system the whole thing. It's just you
put so much thought into Instagram. I just I don't
even I don't have that much thought for my entire life.

Speaker 12 (25:21):
I know that you could only do a max follow
of seven thousand people.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I followed like like a thousand people.

Speaker 20 (25:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (25:27):
I tried to follow the whole world back and Instagram
would all right, all right, all.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Right, this is just I'm sorry, I'm just wow. This
is numbing to my brain. I can't can't handle any
of this.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Who why this web? Maybe you'll calm down a little
in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
In the Morning Show, What have you bought as an
adult after not getting it as a kid?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I found this on Reddit.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
I thought this was great because I started immediately started
listening things off things always wanted, things always needed, but
never got never could, parents wouldn't buy it for me
or I couldn't afford it.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
But you know that you're an adult and you're working.
What do you have? Get gandhi? What do you have?

Speaker 21 (26:21):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Man?

Speaker 8 (26:21):
There are so many places to go with this. So
first of all, name brand.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
Snacks and things that have to do with you know, food,
because I always got the bootleg version of whatever it was.
And then also the super size of any art supplies
like the big crayon box, the big colored pencils, the
full color set of paint. I buy all that stuff.
My parents would never They always got me like the
here are the three primary colors?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Make the rest hey exactly? Which is a learning experience?

Speaker 13 (26:47):
What about you, Froggy, Oh food on the way home.
I'm not told, oh we got that at home.

Speaker 10 (26:53):
You don't need you No, no, no, I get it
out and I want it. Got food the way home,
Danielle so mine.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
I don't know if my mom even realizes this. So
when I was a kid, I was not allowed to
have sugar. So I don't know what the reason was,
but I wasn't. So I wound up stealing a piece
of sugary candy from a store and my mom busted
me on it.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
After that, my mom let me have sugar.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
So whenever I now could go in a store and no,
I can just buy candy and eat it, it brings
me back to that, and I'm like, that's right, I'm
having candy, and here I go.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I'll show you, mother, what about you? Scary?

Speaker 12 (27:34):
A foosball table and a life size full version of
an old school arcade game. I wanted a full arcade
game in my house and we never got it, but
I put it in my apartment.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Wow, three quarters of the place.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Well, this list is kind of great. By the way
people are texting in a chia pet pring goles. Never
had pringles when I was a kid. They wouldn't let
me have them. Let's see a horse, a puppy, Hell yeah, dog.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Braces on your teeth?

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Okay, more Pokemon cars?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Really see, you never could get it. Never your parents
wouldn't let you do braces as a kid.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
No, it wasn't that.

Speaker 9 (28:10):
So braces aren't just for the aesthetic. It's you know
about your bite, and I've always had a fine bite.
There was never a problem, so they were like, oh,
you don't need braces. And my teeth were always super straight.
But now that I'm an adult, I have wisdom teeth
growing in that are moving everything and making them crooked,
So got to figure that out.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Wow, look at this. A lot of people saying braces,
You're not alone.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Things you bought as an adult you couldn't get as
a kid. All the best Halloween decorations, like the thirteen
foot Jack Skellington.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, the twelve foot Infernal Skeleton, Thank you, Kelly.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
But listen to this list. A metal detector. Always wanted
one as a kid. The gigantic pack of Crayola crayons,
like you said, gandhi, let's see expensive Lego sets.

Speaker 9 (28:55):
Oh yeah, the full spread Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Going to concerts, the current gaming consoles. But here's another one.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
Something you bought yourself as an adult you couldn't get
as a kid. The removal of my impacted wisdom teeth
and in bizzaline there you go.

Speaker 14 (29:11):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
And here's what I bought the other day. Lunchables. I
love lunchables.

Speaker 18 (29:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
My mother when I was a kid, like she said,
I can put that together at a fraction.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Of the price.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Things you can do as an adult that you always
wanted as a kid.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Therapy, Yes, yeah, desserts at restaurants, a sugary cereals.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
I love it so funny, though, one froggy said, because
it's so true. How many of us did that as
a kid.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
You're in the grocery store, your someplace and you ask
for something and they go, we have that at home.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
But it's not the same, but it's similar.

Speaker 9 (29:47):
The amount of things. My mom told me she could
make it home. She was a master chef in her head, like,
I can make that at home.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
No you can't. It's not you can't even.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
You can't even make lunchables. The texts an easy bake
oven which I bought later in life.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Don't even know where it is. The shoes with wheels,
the heelies, is that what they're called?

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Oh yeah, let's see ripped jeans.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Oh that's another thing. They used to say. You don't
need to pay extra for those. Give me a pair
of scissors.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
I'll ruin something at the home for you.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Right.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
A swimming pool that's extravagant, but never could have one
as a kid, and now they can. A trampoline, ruby slippers.
What pop tarts? As an adult?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I love pomp tarts.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Oh my gosh, there's so many flavors to choose from.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I like this a maserati, so think about it. I
love this text.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
I always wanted one, the family would never let me
get one. Now I have my own hairless cat. Okay,
all right, there you go. And a lot of people
never could go see them when they were kids. Now
they're adults, new kids on the block, they're still around.

Speaker 15 (30:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
So think of that thing like bright doesn't matter. Think
of that thing you always wanted as a kid. Your
friends may have had it, You always wanted it, and
now you can maybe afford to go and get it.
Go get it. It's never too late to have whatever
that whiz right.

Speaker 9 (31:11):
No, as soon as I have a backyard, I'm getting
a trampoline and we can al tear our acls.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Bounce off and hit her head. Yes, where's my dad
would say, hit your noggin.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Anyway? Tattoos Another one. I still haven't figured that out.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 12 (31:30):
I want to read his nuts one because she gave
us two straws out of five.

Speaker 10 (31:34):
How's your corn beef?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
If we go take another bite? Okay? Well, what is
his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 12 (31:39):
Yeah, Ab says, stop eating during the podcast Dummies.

Speaker 17 (31:45):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 17 (31:55):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
You know what, it's kind of interesting. I was having
a conversation with some friends. As you know me, I
have a lot of conversations living in the city versus
living in the country. So wherever you are right now listening,
you're in one or the other. Right I happen to
do both, And I find that my age is younger
in the city than it is in the country.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 9 (32:21):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Like out here, I'm an old guy in the city,
I'm twenty two. Yeah, but there are these pros and
cons of living in the country.

Speaker 10 (32:32):
Hey, you guys in the country, I miss it.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Yeah, yeah, you know what. It's great, but I missed
the city too. So for those of you who live
in the city, like well everyone on the show except
for me. The pros living in the country. There's peace
of mind. Everyone agrees how nice.

Speaker 10 (32:47):
And quiet it is.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
No hustle, no bustle. You can take a deep breath
and not worry about someone slitting your throat. You know.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
On top of that, it feels safe out in the
countree You have privacy. Fewer people equals fewer neighbors, less conflict,
people leave you alone.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I love that in all the land out there, I
mean you can you can drive for a mile maybe
or two depending on where you live, or maybe more
and just see nothing but the way it looked two
hundred years ago.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
It's kind of cool. The cons for living in the country,
we need more restaurants. There's less diversity with places to
go out, hang out, bars, cool social spots. Work is
limited if you need to be. You know, if you're
working remote like I do from time to time, that's good.
But if you're out in the country making a living,
there's less jobs. Also, you're sort of cut off from society.

(33:36):
High speed Internet is really the way to go when
you live in the country.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
If you have no Wi Fi, you're not connected, which
is good. Scary says he would never survive in the
country at all.

Speaker 12 (33:46):
No way, because it gets so quiet at night, and
then you got to travel from miles for any night life.
Or I like to eat dinner lake, so I can't
at dinner past like nine thirty ten o'clockter what.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Are closing for? You know? Because no one's there. That's why.

Speaker 9 (34:01):
I always feel like the country is a little more
dangerous because no one can hear your screams. Like in
my building, you'll hear me screaming.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
But there's less things to make you scream.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
It's so true, and I don't know it's I remember
when I used to live in the heart of Greenwich Village, right,
and I remember what I lived.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
At Fourth Street. I lived right by the basketball.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Courts on Fourth Street and sixth Avenue, right, whatever avenue
that is, I think it's sixth. And I remember going
out to get into my car because even though I
worked in Jersey City, I still had to drive the
reverse commute from the city out there was still the
chalk outline from the body they had picked up the
night before.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Remember that I decided to move to the country.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
And I remember the first night I lived in the
house out in the country, in the country, it was
the most quiet, frightening night of my life. It was
the quiet was deafening. It was so loud.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Wow, I love it.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Though I love it, you can put the window down
a little and you hear. Like my mom lived right
by a brook, so you would hear the water, and
then you would hear the crickets and the just.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
The I love. I think it's the most peaceful sound
it is.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
But in the city, if you open your window and
hear uh, you hear water, it's it's some homeless guy
peeing on the building right.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Sirens, sirens, the sounds of the city. Yuh frog.

Speaker 13 (35:20):
I remember as a little boy, I was staying at
my my grandmama and grandaddy's house one night and they
lived and on by an old country road. They had
a railroad track on it, and there was a hump
on the railroad track. I had to go over it
the car. One night we heard. I was sleeping in
the bed. Window cracked. I heard this unbelievable screech and
then a crash and we went outside. It was it

(35:41):
was in the middle of the night. The car had
hit the railroad track, taken flight and gone.

Speaker 10 (35:45):
It was in the trees. The car was up in
the trees.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh my god, whoa.

Speaker 10 (35:49):
It took a long time for people to come.

Speaker 13 (35:51):
We're the ones that my my my granddaddy was the
one that called nine to one one because nobody else
was out there. Was nobody. They lived in the middle
of nowhere, nobody for miles. But that's the way living
in the country is.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
That's the way it is. It's Granddaddy, granddaddy, Grandma, granddaddy,
granddaddy and me Ma. We call him in the country.
So this is where this is going.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
My my Elvis Drand Morning Show challenge for everyone listening.
If you're a country person, go spend the weekend in
a big, bustling city just to get the energy and
vice versa if you're if you're a city person, try
to find a weekend in the middle of nowhere and
just go see if you can handle the silence. It
really is relaxing. But going to the city really does

(36:35):
charge you up. It really does. So so let me
ask you, Danielle, are you a city girl or a
country girl.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
I love the city. The city is well, I love it,
but vacationing. I like to take a couple of days
out and like, you know, a decompressed in the country.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Gandhi city girl or country girl.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
Same city for my life, country for vacation.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, scary city girl, Nate, I believe it or not,
I'm a country boy.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 10 (37:05):
Yeah, I grew up in the country. I it, I do.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
It is nice. Well there you go, producer, Sam. Are
you a city girl or a country girl?

Speaker 9 (37:11):
I'm an introverted extrovert. So I like living in the
city because I get to watch.

Speaker 15 (37:14):
Other people be social all day and that charges my battery.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Why is your interest so complicated?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Right?

Speaker 8 (37:20):
It matches my hair.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
When I get it, I get it, I get it.
We have someone on the phone, Yah, Nate.

Speaker 10 (37:25):
Who is that?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Nate? Who's that? We got Jen online? Nineteen So she
lives in the country. She says, there's all sorts of
crazy sounds out there.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Yeah, you do have crazy sounds in the country, the
sounds that Gandhi would love. By the way, Jen, Hi,
you know one of the crazy sounds in the country
that I can't stand is when the city folks are
driving through other than that, Yeah, Jen, what kind of
crazy sounds are you talking about that the city people
may not understand.

Speaker 22 (37:55):
Well, shortly after we moved out to the country, we
are out in the middle of our house at night
and we hear this sound like a woman.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Being murdered in our front yard.

Speaker 22 (38:07):
Yep, it is this woman's screaming, bloody murder, and I
am terrified.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
We're out in the middle of the woods.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
And that is a fox when it's mad. This is
looking for food for us babies.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
They scream like they are being cute.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
They do. Here's the foxes.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Foxes have hundreds of different sounds they can make, and
we hear them all the time too.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
We also have coyotes. They're kind of fun as well.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Oh yeah, we have coyotes.

Speaker 22 (38:35):
And right now we have the mating season for the
frogs that is starting, so all night all you hear
is this sirup and the frogs trying to The frogs
are trying to get it and they're calling their growth.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
See, we have a lot of things that scream in
the country. You have foxes that can scream. You have
tree frogs that sound like they're screaming, and you have
wild turkeys that sound like it sounds like a bunch
of it sounds like a week in the neat's house.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Women's screaming.

Speaker 22 (38:59):
It's a We also have a We also have a
whipper will, which is this bird that sits outside my
window and it sings in the middle of the night
and it goes like.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
All night.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Is that the ofpecial name of it or is that
the name you?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (39:16):
All the whipper worl Yeah, what does it look like inside?

Speaker 21 (39:21):
You know?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, we have all sorts of craters out here, but
it's cool, it's it's kind of neat.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
But with with that said, there's also bobcats and you
let the dogs out and you're like, okay, is this.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
The last time? Last time I'm going to see my schnauzers.
Keep an eye on them. Hey, thanks for listening to us. Enjoy,
enjoy your enjoy your time in the country.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Okay, I thank you all this.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
There you go, and we should play that song and
move out to the country eat a lot of beaches.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
No, guys, we need to develop my apps Shazam for
animal sounds. Will it kill me? Because then we would
find out all of these things and you wouldn't have
to worry about is it a lady screaming because he's dying.

Speaker 6 (40:02):
So the app works, You push thesam button and it
hears the noise and then it says run or relax.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
Absolutely, I gotcha.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
You know you are doing something every day that's sucking
the soul rad out of you. Seriously, we're reading an article.
Listen to the title of the article. Your soul is
slowly dying because you're doing these five boring things. Oh,
I'm like, oh dear, I was afraid to open it,
knowing that all five of them are probably all.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I do, because I don't think I have a soul,
do I nate not? Depending on the day. Oh wow, damn,
here we go. Gandhi actually pointed this out to me.
Your soul is slowly dying doing these five boring things,
not traveling that I can talk about it. Talk about it.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
I mean, you gotta get out even and you don't
have to travel abroad. You don't have to leave the country.
There's so much in this country. As we learn doing
our off the grid trip. You can take a days
of just go somewhere where you're.

Speaker 8 (41:01):
Not every day.

Speaker 9 (41:03):
You learned something every day being in a different place.

Speaker 10 (41:06):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
The other day, it was Saturday morning. It was a
beautiful morning. I got up early, I started walking around
the city. I went for a two and a half
hour walk in New York City. Because if this is
one of those places where if you go for a walk.
You're actually traveling, yes, but did you go into a
whole different world less than a half mile away.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
It is so different.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
Every little burrow is so different from the other. So
that's true.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
So the excuses for not traveling. I can't take off
time for work, it costs too much. I may get
sick from some disease. It's floating around. They're saying that
if you're not traveling, you really are in idle mode.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
Right, two hours, you can drive two hours to somewhere else,
take a bus, walk somewhere, like you said, you can
do it.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Okay, here's another one.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
And by the way, I'll explain in a moment, your
soul is dying if you're mowing the yard without headphones.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
Aw, how specific My son's soul will live forever, Spencer, Spencer.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
There's a reason behind this, yep. Because mowing the yard
or any mindless thing you do, you don't really have
to think. It's like making sausage, as they call it.
If you're doing that without listening to music or listening
to a story or something.

Speaker 9 (42:23):
It's a waste of your time or your favorite morning show.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, there's that. So your soul is dying if you're
mowing the yard without headphones.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
Just wasted time. There's nothing worse than wasting your time.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
A good audible book is good, absolutely while you're mowing.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
The third one on the list of five things that
are killing your soul complaining.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Just talk to Nate about that, Oh my, really.

Speaker 10 (42:49):
Really exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
You can hear it in a stern voice. Yeah, complaining.

Speaker 9 (42:54):
And I don't think people are saying never complain and
always be, you know, toxically positive. I think it's more
about don't complain if you don't have waste to try
and fix it, if you don't have a temp set
of solution, or if you're not trying to reach a solution,
just mindless complaining and talking crap about other people. There's
nothing to benefit from that.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Okay, well we can all learn. I guess we should
start working on that one.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
I talk crap with a purpose, Yes you did.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
My mom was complaining yesterday and she actually stopped herself
and said, I know I complained to what.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Was she complaining about?

Speaker 8 (43:23):
Everything?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Let's talk about it. Yeah, things we complain about. Someone
who walks up to you and goes, oh god, this
country is just falling apart. Oh okay, What are you
gonna do about it?

Speaker 8 (43:34):
Right, there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
These are the people that come at you online just
bitching and moaning and screaming. Nothing gets solved. My groceries
cost too much. Okay, I'm sick of my life. All right,
Well we need.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
To work on that, right, let's fix it exactly. So complaining,
your soul is dying if you're wasting time complaining.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
My mom complained about that. We were driving in pouring rain.
She was complaining about that.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
I was like, Mom, I.

Speaker 22 (44:01):
Can't.

Speaker 8 (44:01):
We can just pull over.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
And my favorite one on this list that you gave
us Gandhi, the five things that are sucking your soul
into a death hole. Not cooking your own dinner, opting
for takeout drive through, Yeah no, I don't putting something
putting something frozen in the oven and just letting it
cook itself.

Speaker 9 (44:23):
And even in that one, it goes a little deeper
and says, and if you're going to go and you know,
leave the house and get food, do it with a friend.
Make it an experience, enjoy yourself. Don't just bring food
home that's already not good for you. Not cook, not
live and just eat, you know, sodium or whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
Oops, exactly the same dead.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Get into the kitchen and slice some onion, saute some garlic.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Let's get going. I did it this weekend. It felt
so good.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
And that was actually number four. I have a fifth one. Okay,
your your soul is dying. If you don't get.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
A pet, you're allergic.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
You could be allergic, or you just don't have the
time that a pet requires.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
I get that fish tank, fish tank.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
Yeah, maybe a turtle for those of you know what turtles.
I kind of want a turtle. I haven't told my
husband yet.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's a living creature. You can look that turtle in
the eye. Yeah, you know what I'm.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
Saying, and it might outlive you.

Speaker 8 (45:14):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (45:15):
Having a pet is so powerful for your mental health.
And I love my dogs. Last night, oh my god,
I was thinking about.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I just old Gordon.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
I couldn't hug them enough because I know they look
me in the eye and they just stare at me,
and I know that they love me.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
They like me in their own you know, dog way.
But having a.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
Pet is r and pets don't judge like, they don't
care like you can look like crap, you can feel
like crap. You know, they love you no matter what,
doesn't matter what kind of day you had, they still
love you.

Speaker 9 (45:44):
It's just so fascinating. Animals are fascinating, and like I
look at my sister's dog all the time, and I'm
just like, wow, there's this little thing that lives in
the house that is just a completely different species. We
all co exist and love each other.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
I love it so much.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
And there you go.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
So these things are sucking your soul. Yep, there's just
five you can think of your own. What are you
doing today?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
You do this.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
It's a hard thing to remember to do, but all
day today, be aware of what you're doing. Like everyone's
most stopping it. Wait what am I doing right now?
You know you'll answer your questions right there. Am I
in idle mode? Am I in neutral? And some people
would say, and there's an argument for well, it's good,
like just stop down every once in a while, every
once in a while, Okay, didn't start back up?

Speaker 9 (46:26):
Yep, But mindless. I think the soule sucking thing is
mindlessly scrolling through any type of social media. Give yourself
a limit, limit yourself with that kind of sou Oh.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
My gosh, cause you can go down a rabbit hole
and oh, I was six hours later. You're like, what
did I do with my time last night?

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Sitting on the couch waiting for the Yankee games and
not come on? Yeah, And I was like going through
all these videos on Instagram and then Max, my schnauzer,
came over and started He started poking me with his
paw like pet me. Yeah, and I went, you know what,
You're right, put the phone down and I made love
to my dog.

Speaker 8 (46:57):
Oh took a turn.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Anyway, Make every moment of your day count. Oh, it's
the weekend.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Your office a black Eyed Peace.

Speaker 17 (47:07):
Hey, this is Selini Gomez with Elvis Duran in the
Morning show. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Hello Daniel.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
All right, it comes to us from Daylyn, who says,
my boyfriend Israel and I went on vacation to Putta
Conta and we had some problems with the trip. So
I wrote a little letter complaining I want you to
call my boyfriend from the hotel, with the follow up
from my letter saying, Hey, I just want to address
some things that your girlfriend was complaining about.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
So that's what we did. Oh, she's listening in by
the way, because you're gonna hear her voice in the background.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Good, here we go.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
Your phone tap.

Speaker 8 (47:49):
Hello, mister Israel Martinez. Please, yes, Hi, this is Cheryl Lindy.
I'm calling you from see Travel.

Speaker 22 (47:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
I received a letter complaining about the yea.

Speaker 23 (48:01):
Yes, yes, what a disaster that was.

Speaker 24 (48:04):
The food was horrible and the and then now to
reserve to go eat anywhere was a pain and a
butt every time we reserved.

Speaker 8 (48:13):
Well, I'm sorry about your stay. Unfortunately, there's nothing we
can do. I mean, you only spent about two thousand dollars,
so that was actually the cheap end of the vacation packages. Yeah.
So I don't know what kind of service you really expected.

Speaker 24 (48:25):
Well, what I was expecting was better food quality. Would
you guys announced that you have lobster all the time,
there was no lobster, because every time we talked about food,
the first thing everybody said was, oh, when you get there,
unlimited lobster all over the place. You know what we
eat a lobster.

Speaker 8 (48:41):
Wanted to be honest. When you're cheap like that, that's
what happens.

Speaker 24 (48:45):
Okay, well, okay, so I like your attitude, if you
have this little spiky attitude with me, or well, this
is what you got for being cheap.

Speaker 10 (48:51):
This is what you got.

Speaker 24 (48:52):
I mean, if you would have announced that this was
the kind of services we were going to get, we
would have paid the extra money and we would have
gone to the right place.

Speaker 8 (48:59):
Well, how do I know that you have more money
than you put down?

Speaker 24 (49:02):
I do I know that you have all the choices
if you don't offer them.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Well, how do I know that you're just not a
cheap person?

Speaker 24 (49:07):
How do I know that you're trying to sell cheap stuff?

Speaker 8 (49:10):
I don't sell cheap stuff.

Speaker 24 (49:11):
I got nothing to talk to you about no more.
I will discuss this with a credit card company and
that's it.

Speaker 8 (49:15):
Yeah, listen, why are you even on the line.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
I am on the line that I'm not calling to
talk to you.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
I'm to talk to me.

Speaker 24 (49:20):
I don't care if you want to talk to me.
I'm no one's gonna pay you or not pay you,
So you decide what you want to do.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
Your girlfriend doesn't have money, you.

Speaker 24 (49:26):
Don't know how to speak to people. Obviously your business Okay,
let me is that you get paid?

Speaker 16 (49:31):
Right?

Speaker 24 (49:31):
Yes, I thought we have to talk about if we
got to talk about anything, maybe would have gone with
an agency that knows how to give people quality stuff.
I got one more resolve.

Speaker 8 (49:42):
I can resolve it very quickly.

Speaker 24 (49:43):
Ready, you can't resolve anything, Oh yes, I can. Are
not capable of doing anything. Obviously goes there screams of people,
and that's all you do, trying to scare off people
with your little screaming. And you don't scare I.

Speaker 8 (49:53):
Can resolve it.

Speaker 24 (49:54):
You know why there's nothing to be resolved. What's gonna
be resolved is you're gonna give us a credit that
we're gonna pay.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Okay, listen to Israel one second, and now.

Speaker 24 (50:03):
It's not even about the damn money is not either
by you. You you know what You're gonna give me
a tell him, Oh, I'm not gonna pay that company
a damn thing nothing.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
Okay, Israel, calm down two seconds?

Speaker 18 (50:14):
What you do?

Speaker 8 (50:15):
Here's what I gotta do. I gotta tell you you've
just been phone tapped.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
This is Danielle Venaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning show,
and you got phone tapped.

Speaker 18 (50:25):
You know that United Stations that I always listened to
the morning and you always criticizing me.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
You're never gonna get on one of those things.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Oh no, you're too smart for that.

Speaker 24 (50:38):
You got me hater for doing that.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted.

Speaker 17 (50:47):
By all participation see Elvis Oran phone tap only on
Elvis Daran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
So I was doing those kettle bell lifts or whatever
it is yesterday.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Oh yeah, and I pulled something in my leg right
over here.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
It only hurts when I well breathe, okay. So I thought, oh,
maybe I can get out of working out today. So
I sent him a text. He's like, well, great, we
could run out upper body.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
All right, I'm going in.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
I need to so Charlie, I will be there. I
don't know what time. It makes me crazy, he did.
He did say, you know how much do you? I said,
I'm not telling you how much I weigh. He said, well,
you know, we gotta like take it seriously. You gotta
start losing some weight. I said, well do I have to?
I mean, are you body shaming me? Can you ask

(51:41):
that to your trainer? I guess he's body shaming.

Speaker 10 (51:46):
Part of his job.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
To body shame me here, call him part of his job.

Speaker 11 (51:51):
Is to incentivize you and maybe shamey will just call him.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Incentivize me and shame me. No, no, there should be
no shaming and dial dial what's that scary?

Speaker 25 (52:05):
You know?

Speaker 12 (52:05):
Speaking of working out, I want to know how you
find the inspiration?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
How do you.

Speaker 12 (52:09):
Find how do you find it to like actually go
and physically get yourself in?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
What's the mindset thing?

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Look, you know I'm not getting younger, and uh, you know,
I got to get prepared for the later years, and
so I need to have somewhat of a more solid
foundation otherwise I'll just you know, you gotta have some
body strength in there, and you gotta, I don't know, you.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Psych yourself up, do you like?

Speaker 24 (52:31):
Well?

Speaker 6 (52:31):
No, well, yeah, I pay. If you don't go, you pay.
I mean, you lose money if you don't know. So
having a trainer is accountability and I'm there.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
Yeah, because if you cancel they you gotta pay for
the session because someone else could have used it exactly.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
And I love Charles. Charles is great.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
I'm thinking of.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
Doing pilates again, like I used to do pilates and
I loved it with those machines, those tables, and then
twenty twenty happened, and COVID and I stopped going because
nobody went to the gym thing and anymore.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
But now I'm thinking I might want to pick that
up again.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
You should. I love, I love. It's one of those
things where it's like, oh God.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
And but once you're they were like, oh, yeah, okay,
just watch the clock and get out as fast as possible.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
Yeah, that's inspiration for you.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
Scary because honestly, sometimes when I don't want to work
out and you push yourself at the end of it,
you go, oh, I'm so happy that I just did that,
and you just feel better about yourself and you have
more energy and you don't want to go to sleep
right away.

Speaker 10 (53:26):
Yeah. Oh, here he is?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (53:28):
Charles?

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Where line as you go? And we've only tried to
call you fifteen times.

Speaker 26 (53:32):
I'm on the train. I'm going to lose you in
a second.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Oh good, then this will go quick. You're only here
about They don't use any foul language.

Speaker 10 (53:38):
We love you.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
I love you, by the way, But I feel like
a part of your job as a trainer is to
sort of like body shame a little bit, a.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Little bit like isn't that part of what you do? Like,
you gotta make me feel a little a little icky
to make me like have incentive to like work out.

Speaker 26 (53:58):
You want to you're saying you want to writ.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
No, I'm not saying I want to rest. I just
told every when I got this little injury on my
leg yesterday. But lifting that big heavy ball. What's that
thing called? I don't what is called.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
The kettlebell?

Speaker 18 (54:12):
The heavy bowls, and so everyone on everyone on the
trains looking at me like I'm weird.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Well you are weird. Okay, I'll let you go, but
the thing is and then he says, well, you can
still come in and do upper body. I went, okay,
but you did say.

Speaker 26 (54:25):
I'm all right, I'm gonna let me, let me text.
I'm gonna lose you any second. I'm literally I'm under
the train.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Is gonna go okay, all right, I'm gonna tell you nobody,
I'm gonna You're gonna hang out, he said, come September.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
You gotta you gotta take this seriously.

Speaker 26 (54:38):
Said I'm gonna text you as soon as I'm out
and coming back.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
All right, goodbye, good bye, scary. So what just in
the text. You pay for a storage unit, why don't
you use that money to work out.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Pay so much money for that?

Speaker 27 (54:50):
Damn?

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Hey, I got Charles the trainer back here. People think
it's funny I have a trainer. Okay, maybe you can't
tell by looking at me, but I do.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Come on, Hi, Charles, don't say that.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
You know every time I make fun of myself, he
always he like slaps my hand.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Stop saying that about yourself.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
We don't do that.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Well, no, we do, obviously we do.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
No, we think about the positives.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Okay, and I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
So the point we were trying to make before you
became a weasel and hung up on us earlier.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Are you live?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yes? We are?

Speaker 26 (55:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Okay, I know it's weird.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Just pretend we're not live and it'll be okay. So
my point was this what you were saying to me,
because you you asked me, hey, how much do you weigh?
I said, it's none of your business. He's like, I'm
your trainer. Why can't I know?

Speaker 10 (55:40):
No?

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Correct?

Speaker 6 (55:42):
And so you said, you know, you've got to get
serious about this, and I was like, what are you
talking about?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Because I I come see you three times a week.
I'm getting serious now.

Speaker 26 (55:50):
Oh no, putting words in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Okay, what are you saying?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
I was saying, don't get down about that.

Speaker 18 (55:58):
Even if it's only two day, it's very good. You know,
you're just keeping yourself in the mix. And when life
gets a little bit more back to the normal nine
to five grind.

Speaker 26 (56:09):
Then you can pick it back up and keep kicking
as all right.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
And by the way, this is for everyone.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
This is a This is like a public service announcement, like,
don't be so hard on yourself because you're not hitting
the gym as much as you typically do.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Right, unless your name is Elvis?

Speaker 6 (56:24):
Okay, thanks, Okay, great, Well, you know, I think I
lost a couple more pounds, but I'm not going to
tell you how much that was.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
But you look fantastic.

Speaker 26 (56:35):
You're doing amazing, and we're gonna keep We're gonna keep.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Going at it.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
See here's why I like working out with Charles. I've
had other trainers in the past. He doesn't push me
to the point where I'm just about to fall over.
For instance, there are other people who come to our gym.
They are beasts. I mean they are like non stop.
I mean, we do the necessary stuff, but it's not
like you gotta like constantly do it or you're losing.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Time to see it, live to see another day exactly.

Speaker 7 (57:02):
And I think everybody wants different results too. You don't
want to be beast mode. You don't want to be
like nine packs and you know that's not the life.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
You want a nine pack.

Speaker 8 (57:14):
Instead of a six pack. A nine pack is real, serious, scary.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
It is scary. As a question for you, what's you
a question for Charles?

Speaker 12 (57:20):
Charles, is it true that cardio is overrated? Because I
have some friends that say that it's all about resistance
training and weights and things like that, and all these
fancy machines that look like they're doing a lot, they
don't really do a whole lot, and that treadmill and
cardio overrated.

Speaker 18 (57:39):
That's no, it's a it's a valid point, but it's
not fully true.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
So there's like a hierarchy.

Speaker 18 (57:48):
In order to you know, for people to people who
say trying to lose weight, resistance training is the most important.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
That's that is like your steak and potatoes.

Speaker 26 (58:00):
From there, it becomes from there, it becomes a time thing.

Speaker 18 (58:03):
So if someone can get three resistance say three resistance
training or four sessions a week, then from there they
can start to add in like a little steady state cardio.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
But with the.

Speaker 18 (58:17):
Cardio itself, someone can use a little bit of weight,
but they didn't really put on more muscle, so to speak.
So they're really only going to become like a smaller
version of themselves with more.

Speaker 26 (58:27):
Chance of regaining that negative weight.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
So you're saying, both, you need to be building muscle,
but you need you need to get a little cardio
on there too.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
It's a healthy mix.

Speaker 26 (58:37):
Correct prioritizing the resistance training. So there was some good
truth to what your friend was saying.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
There you go, Now, what's that one machine you put
me on? Where Okay, I sit like this and I
put my legs really wide right, and you have to
like push in these these two bars giving birth, Yes
sort of, I mean, and he's like, you gotta get
your legs wider, wider, and everyone in the in the
gym is like staring at us, like what are these
two dudes do it?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
And I know that is not.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
Well, so, I mean I never really it's like it
feels like it's tightening my my.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
My birth giving muscles.

Speaker 26 (59:14):
Maybe a slight exaggeration, all.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Right, I don't like that one.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
It's the it's the it's the Kaiser leg press.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Okay, what's a Kaiser? That's a roll in my Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
A piece of brand. That's what That's what I put
Taylor ham on.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Yeah, Kaiser.

Speaker 26 (59:31):
Kaiser is just the name of the like the equipment.
It's a brand, like Life Fitness Kaiser.

Speaker 6 (59:36):
Okay, we give it a dirty name. Yeah anyway, all right, Well, look,
thanks for being on, Charles. I will be in today,
even though you caused an injury in my leg yesterday.

Speaker 18 (59:45):
I well, can you please come back so we can
cause another one?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yes, I will. I love you, Charles. I'll talk to
you a little bit.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Okay, I love you guys too.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
All right, such a great guy. Really lucked out meeting
this guy. He's really really super nice.

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
Well, needs to get his hands on scared.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
My takeaway is I don't have to do cardio, you
know what.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
Start with the weights and the resistance training and just
move into.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
The more fancy the machine. I think, the less benefit
it has for you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Well, okay, don't overthink.

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
It's a scary serie.

Speaker 10 (01:00:18):
What kind of resistance training are you going to do?

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Standing up from the couch, resist going to the gym.
That exactly, I resist saying no to this cheeseburger. Yeah,
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Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
We were talking earlier about phases we went through growing up,
or phases our parents accused us of going through and
hoping we would change.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
The way we lived our lives. Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Did you guys ever have a phase, well, as labeled
by your mom and dad that you never left.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Are you still in your phase?

Speaker 9 (01:01:18):
Oh, I'm in it now. Mine was radio radio.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Yes, it's radio, so Gandhi, your mom and dad were
hoping you to become something different than.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
A radio person.

Speaker 8 (01:01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
I remember when I told my dad that I had
gotten hired full time. I was so excited. I was
still in college. I was actually going to one of
my classes and he said, Oh, that's so great. I
hope this doesn't distract you from getting a real job.
Fast forward all these years, it totally has. I'm still here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Did you ever have a phase? Are you still in it?

Speaker 10 (01:01:47):
I didn't.

Speaker 13 (01:01:48):
I had a phase, but I got out of it,
and I think my parents were very worried that it
was going to go the wrong way, but it wasn't.

Speaker 10 (01:01:54):
I got skateboarding.

Speaker 13 (01:01:55):
I was really into skateboarding for a while, and so
I kind of wanted to let my hair grow out.
I wanted to dye the tips of it, and I
was wearing like really baggy clothes. And my parents were like, Okay,
this better be a phase and better real fast.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
And they had a cowboy hat face in eerie Pennsylvania.

Speaker 28 (01:02:13):
Where there's like no cowboys, and I was in high
school and I have pictures of me wearing a cowboy Like,
how stupid one I wear a cowboy hat?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
That was your phase?

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
You wanted to be unique and you're the only single person. Yeah,
eerie Pennsylvania wearing a cowboy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Hat except tourists be different.

Speaker 12 (01:02:34):
Yeah, Sperry, What was your phase? I think you guys
might remember this one. It was the graphic T shirt phase,
where it was all these fake names of bars, restaurants
or plays on words, and every day I would have
another shirt. I must have a collection of over fifty
fake graphic T shirts and and you know I had
to get rid of them, I mean stuff wearing them,

(01:02:55):
you know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Yeah, Danielle was your When I was a kid, I
used to go around pretending that I spoke a different
language when I didn't. And I would be like a
beach club and I would start making and I would
think like parents that I was talking to really thought
that I was speaking a different language and I really wasn't.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
That's a freaking weird that all my list of phases,
I was okay, gay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
They never left that one. Radio.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Yeah, everyone's like, oh, that's just a phase. The pierced
ear phase that that that came and went fast. Yeah,
I don't know, it's so funny. And I did have
Cowboy boot phase.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I did? Did I love Cowboy?

Speaker 10 (01:03:41):
Did you really? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Absolutely?

Speaker 10 (01:03:42):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
This was god years and years and years ago, and
I lived in Texas. There was a gay bar in
uh In Oaklawn, the gay the gighborhood of Dallas called
uh I forgot the name of it. But they'd all
go boot scoot, and I thought it was so funny
to seeing two guys standing up and do the two step.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
We would go with friends just to kind.

Speaker 10 (01:04:01):
Of have fun.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I never danced, but what are you gonna do anyway?

Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
So no phases. I left the cowboy phase, but I
stayed in the gay phase. Hey, Chris, and line two,
this is a fun phase. Hey Chris, First of all,
are you still in this phase?

Speaker 21 (01:04:15):
No, sir, No, sir, I am not in this phase
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Both her, tell her, Tell her what phase you went through?

Speaker 21 (01:04:22):
Man, I went through an mc hammer pants phase with.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
The leaving shoes and.

Speaker 13 (01:04:28):
Go You would you wear like drop pants everywhere you went?

Speaker 18 (01:04:35):
Oh well, not everywhere, but yeah, man, we would definitely
wear to school and yeah body crossed my uncles.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
Was it a phase you slowly just oozed out or
eased out of, or is this something that you woke
up one day and said, I gotta stop, I gotta
stop with the hair man.

Speaker 29 (01:04:53):
That that a that abruptly ended, you know, Yeah, you know,
hammer a code no more to shut the pants and
what's the next one?

Speaker 21 (01:05:02):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
All right, Chris, I think that's funny. I love that.
Thanks for sharing that with us.

Speaker 10 (01:05:07):
Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Thanks for listening to us. Y'all have a good one. Brother,
all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Chris, thank you. That's funny hammer pants. All right. Well,
there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
People are calling same time as my rave hair spray
phase where my hair was higher than anything else around
and it would move.

Speaker 10 (01:05:25):
That you bought your entire outfit at Zekavacci.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Let's go to Laura line twenty four. Uh, Laura, what
was your phase?

Speaker 23 (01:05:36):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:05:37):
Good morning and good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
My face was in middle school. In school, we had
to wear uniforms, so when I went out, I wore
pajama pants, all kinds of pajamas, pajama pants and T
shirts and accessories from hot topics, maybe borderline golf face.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Yeah, you know you were in it, you know what
you weren't. A a lot of people were doing that, Laura.
But one day the phase end. Yes, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
It was kind of like corderline was scary, like the
funny phases on you know, the funny phrases on the
T shirt, Like you know, I can't remember it was
one specific. It was like red pajama pants with like
a Looney Tunes character and a black T shirt with
like eyeballs on it, and that had some weird phase,
weird phrase on it, and you want you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Wanted to be taken seriously while wearing that. Yeah, Laura,
thank you very much. Finally we talked to Liz on
line four. She went to a phase and she's still
in it. What phase was that, Liz? And when did
you start it?

Speaker 30 (01:06:41):
Is my still very alive and well gothic face.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
You're still golf. It's fine.

Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
I wish they had that where I was growing up
because that would have been me.

Speaker 30 (01:06:56):
Has changed over the years.

Speaker 31 (01:06:58):
You know, you don't get the UFO answer with the
cheese and everything, but I'm definitely still all black. My
mom said for years. You know, maybe I'll wear some
more colors, but nope, still all black.

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
I don't know black is a color. I think you're
doing just fine. Yeah, we love it a list, Thank
you for listening.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
Love it.

Speaker 31 (01:07:16):
I just wanted to say I've been listening to you
guys since I was probably in second grade. I'm twenty
seven now, and I just love you guys so much.
You make my day every day.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Maybe it was our show that threw you into the
golf dase, have a great day, Liz.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Thank you so much for listening all these years. We
appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I have a great day, you too. What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Frog?

Speaker 10 (01:07:37):
I also did the frosted hair tip phase at one
point too.

Speaker 19 (01:07:40):
Yeah, thank goodness, I stopped doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
That was a thing, wasn't it.

Speaker 10 (01:07:44):
Yeah. I don't have enough hair of frosted hair tip
now anyways, but.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Still so, Danielle, gosh, you know what, she's the first
to lose it if a caller calls and talks about
cheating on their significant other.

Speaker 6 (01:07:59):
Right, yeah, it makes me a little surprised that she
is aiding and a bedding.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
A cheap situation with a friend. Do you want to
talk about this?

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
But this is good cheating, This is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Can you tell the story, Danielle, then let us be
the judge.

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
So Nordstrom is having their yearly.

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
Sale, right, so in order for you to take advantage,
especially of the early sales stuff, you have to have
your Nordstrom card. She lives at the beach for the summer,
and she did not have her Nordstrom card. So I
said to her, Hey, I'll buy it for you and
then I'll send it to my house and then you
can just send me the money.

Speaker 8 (01:08:42):
You know, venmo me what.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Why why do you have to send it to your.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
House because she's not home? So I said, why send
it to your house? Send it to my house when
you're down the beach.

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
And that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
So I had to go and explain to my husband
just so you know, doesn't be a bunch of boxes coming.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
They're shoeboxes. They're not my shoeboxes.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
They're shoeboxes. And I don't think he believes me. So
then yesterday boxes came and there's a text chain now
that says, let me redo this text chain. Hey, five
more packages came today with your wife's name. I really
think there's some shenanigans going on here. And this text

(01:09:24):
went to the husband because I'm getting her boxes that
she doesn't get busted, and you know she is it
down the shore.

Speaker 8 (01:09:32):
For the summer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Wait wait, wait, hold on, So so you're actually using
the words she could get busted so her husband doesn't
know that she's ordering all this stuff from Okay, you're
helping her cheat.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
Yeah, yeah, everybody does it. What are you talking about?
Everybody does it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Oh, everybody doesn't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:53):
Nobody does it, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
Every Back in the day, there were times I would
sneak a little shoe box in here or there.

Speaker 8 (01:10:01):
Oh at times more than time, they would.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Be delivered to the apartment, and I would quickly take
the shoes out of the box and take the shoes
the shoe box down to the trash room and like,
you know, get rid of it where I was caught
because I don't I don't want to answer to that.
It's like, okay, right, but so how many Like how
much clothing did you help her buy behind her husband's back?

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Please, I'd be honest.

Speaker 8 (01:10:24):
A lot of stuff. She send stuff here. I've sent
stuff there.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
You know, Wait a minute, I've sent stuff to your
wife's house too.

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 13 (01:10:34):
We really have. We've had a box show up and
it's got Danielle Monaro on it. I'm like, why are we.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Getting grab for daniel in the same state? Why we
know it's a stoop to Florida?

Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
Because because I needed it there.

Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
I needed it for something there, So I said I'll
just send it there and leave it there for when
I get there.

Speaker 10 (01:10:53):
Let me tell you something you don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:10:55):
In my guest bathroom, there is a section under the
sink that is Daniel else.

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
Yes, there is.

Speaker 10 (01:11:01):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Yes, you keep a whole bag at Froggy's house.

Speaker 13 (01:11:04):
Yes, yes, that way when she travels here, saysn't have
to carry anything, so she just ships everything here. Pretty
soon in the closet will be filled with Daniels close
able to just show up.

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
Well do you have you have a you have a
Florida wardrobe and that your husband knows nothing about.

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
If we say we have a Miami jingle ball. I
need some shoes for my new dress. Why send them
to my house?

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Send them.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
They don't live in Miami, they live in Jacksonville. But
it's a whole state away.

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
But I'm not gonna wear them here. I'm gonna wear
them there. So send them to Lisa.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
She'll hold them for me, and then I'll wear them
there and then it causes less problems.

Speaker 8 (01:11:41):
Don't you get it? Okay, I'm with you, thank you,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
No, okay, Froggy, let me let me, let me turn
the tables. Froggy, I know you're a you're a golf enthusiast.
Do you ever buy like a putter when no one's looking?
I mean yes or no?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yeah, because I.

Speaker 23 (01:11:57):
Mean I have to talk quietly because she's on the
side of the wall, so hold on me's all right,
my cup. So she doesn't understand how much golf clubs cost. Oh,
I'll just tell her, like, hey, this was on sale.
These are like fifty dollars or seventy five dollars Realey
golf clubs, Like how much an four hundred dollars?

Speaker 13 (01:12:14):
Like it's much worse than what I do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Fraudy, No it's not.

Speaker 13 (01:12:20):
Yes, it's terrible, Okay, No, I've never done that before ever, never, never,
of course.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
Because I remember in the old days, Alex would he
would become livid every time I would come home with shoes.
And then one day he looked up and said, I
give up. I give up. I just give up. And
I'm like, thank you. It's my money.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
I earned it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
If I want shoes, I'll buy shoes. It's not that
you're buying them and spending the money. It's that you're
hoarding them. You have shoes you never wear. And now
he's right now they're all in a closet in New
York City. I'm nowhere near them, you know. Out here
at the house, I have like five pair of shoes
and I wear one pair.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I don't. I don't need anything.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
I will go into I will go into Sheldon's closet now,
or he'll come out and I'll go.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
Oh, when when did you get those?

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
And instead of like me busting him, I get, oh,
these new shoes that I bought that I don't buy
a new pair every month, or three.

Speaker 8 (01:13:19):
Or four new pairs every month.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
These that I have just bought a new pair that
I haven't And I'm like, okay, okay, by one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
If you have to say it like that, didn't you
know there's trouble.

Speaker 6 (01:13:28):
I mean, he'll marry Ran. Ryan is on line twenty four.
Let's go talk to her.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Hey, Ryan, how are you hell well?

Speaker 10 (01:13:37):
How are you well?

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Now that you're here, we're doing great. Okay, we hear
you loud and clear. Actually you're very clear. So your
mother in law does this all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
What does she do? Ryan?

Speaker 21 (01:13:48):
She does do this not with me, but with her
sister who lives in.

Speaker 16 (01:13:54):
Well.

Speaker 21 (01:13:54):
This is her excuse. Her excuse is that there's no
tax where we live, so she'll have it her to
my mother in law's house. But I really think it's
because she's hiding what she's purchasing from her husband. So
my father in law, I mean, steam just comes out
of his ears because there's packages coming all the time,
and my mother in law's like, it's my sister, it's

(01:14:16):
for my sister. And then when they are able to connect,
then my mother in law brings her all the things
that she's going to sneak into the house, you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Know, fills up the trunk. She fills up the trunk
with her stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Yes, yes, I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
You know what I used to live that life, Ryan,
And now I'm so relieved. I don't hide anything anymore.
And Danielle, stop hiding your purchases from your husband.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
I get it.

Speaker 21 (01:14:42):
But that's good to hear because I recently went through
my closet and perched, you know, donated like four bags
of clothing so than buying something to replenish. And each
time the mail comes, I'm like quickly running to the mailboxer,
running to the door, so like you get upstairs and
my husband doesn't see.

Speaker 24 (01:15:02):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:15:03):
I had that conversation too when I donated things. The
conversation went like this, just because you're taking stuff out
and donating, it doesn't mean it's time to replenish. I
got that conversations.

Speaker 10 (01:15:16):
Right, He's right.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
No, if you, if you, if you tear a house down,
you've got an empty lot. It's time to rebuild. Oh no,
I'm telling you right right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
I know. Hey, Ryan, what are you doing today? What's
your day all about?

Speaker 21 (01:15:27):
Well, I'm actually headed to work. It's my second day
back after being on maternity leave. We actually spoke. I
was from the reading like a couple of months ago,
right before I had my baby.

Speaker 10 (01:15:38):
So all good for you.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
I'm so happy for you, Ryan. Congratulations and back to work.
Are you excited about getting back to work?

Speaker 21 (01:15:46):
Yeah, I'm feeling really good. I had a really nice
homecoming yesterday with a new office and things like that.
I worked in healthcare, so but it was so nice everyone.
You know, they made me signs and posting through kind
of pictures of my baby girl and hung them in
my office. So it's really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Excellent. Well, have a great day at work.

Speaker 10 (01:16:05):
Ryan.

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
It's it's great to know you're listening to us and
we'll be on for you every day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
How you like that? All right, thanks, thanks for calling.

Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
So in closing, Danielle, you are helping your friend, you're
enabling your friend, okay, to cheat on her husband.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Okay, I'm good with that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
You know that, right.

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
That kind of cheating is fine the other kind, but
this kind is okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
So it is in a text. It's called financial infidelity.

Speaker 12 (01:16:31):
Yes, But to Ryan's point, and there are some people
out there that legitimately want to save on sales tax
I'm a clearinghouse in the state of New Jersey for
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
People send stuff to me all the time. They'll go
in person in New York State. That's not the issue.

Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
If they're sending it to you to keep it a
secret from someone else, that's a whole.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
That's their own business. That's none of my business. I
just it's at my door, like, okay, here you go.

Speaker 9 (01:16:58):
You're complicit if it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Yeah, you are complicit.

Speaker 9 (01:17:01):
Still be in trouble?

Speaker 10 (01:17:02):
Were just so complicity?

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
You have to say, all.

Speaker 32 (01:17:06):
Right, are we even onstran in the morning show?

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
You know, our friend Cheryl Crowley's on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
We love you, Cheryl, Oh, I love you, guys. Come on.

Speaker 21 (01:17:27):
My favorite people.

Speaker 30 (01:17:28):
In the world.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
I heard you guys went out. Do you have a
good dinner with my Gandhi?

Speaker 30 (01:17:32):
Yeah, we had a great dinner. Well we It started
out with a walk, but it always ends in like
nourishment and food. Somehow a walk becomes food, like for exercise.
So yeah, we had a great dinner, but we missed
you dearly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Of course, let me guess tacos uh duh.

Speaker 30 (01:17:48):
Of course, if you're lucky, we're gonna let you make
it up to us.

Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
Okay, did you have Gandhi's taco?

Speaker 30 (01:17:56):
So I'm totally rude. I did not have Gandhi's taco,
but of course Gandhi had Gandhi Taco. I had this
chicken and waffles taco, Oh my god, oh, which were
like lathered in syrup and a total heart attack the brand.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
That sounds pretty awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
Hey, so Gandhi, how many nights per week do you
eat your own taco?

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
I eat my taco probably two to three times a week.

Speaker 10 (01:18:20):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:18:20):
Yes, And it's delicious every time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Everyone should That's what everyone says.

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
That's the word on the street, delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Has Brandon tried your taco?

Speaker 9 (01:18:30):
He has? He loves it. Okay, keeps coming back from more.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
By the way, the place is called Gringos Ringos in
Jersey City, and they have the Gandhi taco.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Asked for it by name.

Speaker 30 (01:18:42):
It's actually Scary's friends owned the place, but Gandhi's adopted it.
Jerry's friends Darren Darren Conway owns the place. He also
owns Pure thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
I'm sorry, hold on, we seem to be dropping names.
Do I gotta move on? I gotta move on. Hey, So, Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
Says that she and her good friend Cheryl have a
whtal different viewpoint when it comes to first base versus
second base versus getting to third base?

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Now being too you know too lude?

Speaker 9 (01:19:09):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Should we start with our guest, Cheryl?

Speaker 9 (01:19:11):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Okay, Cheryl? First base means.

Speaker 30 (01:19:13):
What making out? Just all the kissing, everything possible with kissing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Okay, kissing making out? No, no, okay, I'm gonna this is.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
We're gonna go around the bases with you right now, okay, okay?

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Making out? His first base? Second base is what to.

Speaker 30 (01:19:29):
You is the top upstairs? Anything that involves the upstairs?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Oh okay, yeah, waste out?

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
Okay, waste up like the top what like my nose like? Meaning?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Okay, okay, what.

Speaker 30 (01:19:44):
Is eating your your cleavage?

Speaker 26 (01:19:46):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
Okay, so okay, third base to you means hmm, Gandi
will she will translate.

Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
Our definition of third base is hands below the belt.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Hands below the belt?

Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
Yes, all right, So therefore for you, a home run
is of course the obvious.

Speaker 30 (01:20:11):
Well, okay, so there's third base part A and there's
third base part B.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
All right, hold on, hold wait, hold on. So you're
gonna steal third base? What does that mean? Third base
A and B?

Speaker 30 (01:20:24):
So hands below the bell is third base part A
and third base part B is lolly poppy. Yeah, yeah,
there you go, Gandhi's taco.

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
Hey, hey, oh my goodness to listen watch it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
And then home run that we all agree home run
is the obvious correct.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
All of it. Okay, So Gandhi had.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
An argument with you, Okay, Gandhi, first base.

Speaker 9 (01:20:53):
I believe up to third base, I am with you,
but I actually think there should be between third base
and a home run. There's a whole lot going on,
and then after the home run. I think there's still
some extra that happens after a home run, like way later.

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
Well, I know, but I don't know the last time,
the last time you went to Yankee Stadium. I don't
know if they had enough basis for what you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:21:14):
I know, so I think we need to come up
with like a new diamond or something with all extra bases,
because first, second, third, home run. There's just some stuff
missing that I feel like is not fair to anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Danielle, first base, kissing second.

Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
Base, I would say, shirt up the shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
Shirt okay, Third base, and then home run yeah okay.

Speaker 7 (01:21:37):
And I think everything in between is just kind of
like when you're running from base to base.

Speaker 13 (01:21:41):
Yes, you're like rounding third home. You're not there yet.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Now, did you have a difference of opinion or you
basically agree?

Speaker 13 (01:21:51):
No, I agree, versus kissing and then hands up, hands down,
and then there's there is there's definitely a base between
third and home. Maybe you're like halfway stealing and you're
in between whether you're going to go back or not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
So you're saying there's a base between third and home.

Speaker 13 (01:22:05):
Yeah, you're like rounding third base versus like headed for
home all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
I have Kara, who wants to add to this?

Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Hello, Kara, say good morning to our friend Cheryl Crowley.

Speaker 14 (01:22:14):
Good morning and morning.

Speaker 18 (01:22:18):
How do you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
How do you say your name?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Karen? Okay A R A okay, a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
R A okay, just making sure, all right, So what
are we missing out on here?

Speaker 30 (01:22:26):
So obviously there's a gland slam and that would be
the back door.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
Right, Oh my god, Oh this was.

Speaker 10 (01:22:37):
Elvis. You're a baseball stark.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Let's not dog Pilot's just end it right there.

Speaker 6 (01:22:42):
Okay, Okay, now what we're gonna say, gandhi.

Speaker 9 (01:22:45):
This was my contention that there's a lot of stuff
that was just left out that has to do with that.

Speaker 30 (01:22:50):
Okay, yeah, all right, but you know why I left
that out also because I'm saving that for marriage.

Speaker 21 (01:22:55):
There has to be something down the broad.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
Saving you're saving the back door for marriage.

Speaker 30 (01:23:03):
The back door and the threesome are being reserved.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
But that's the thing too over here's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Okay, So there's a threesome and there's a back door thing,
all right, Kara. I just want to Kara, I just
want you to know that we're very very thankful and
disappointed in you at the same time.

Speaker 30 (01:23:29):
Thank you, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
An honor to have you listening. Thanks for thanks for calling, Karen.

Speaker 18 (01:23:35):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
So there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
It's like, so this was your your festive conversation at
dinner last oh, for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:23:43):
And the best was as Cheryl was going through what
she thought the bases were, which I also say, first
and second could be rolled together into all first base.
But okay, as she was describing the basis, she was
using hand gestures to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
So the restaurant was watching.

Speaker 9 (01:23:55):
Yeah, there was some you know, boob grabbing, and then
a lot of this which you can't see.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
What I do too.

Speaker 30 (01:24:04):
I do have to be honest. Then, Donhi wanted to
know since I'm single and not married, you know what
I do what I use?

Speaker 10 (01:24:11):
Okay, send me the link of what you use.

Speaker 30 (01:24:13):
I need to see pictures of what toys your lady
cat plays with. And then we had a whole you know,
it was a slideshow.

Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
Sounds like a lot of fun. Thank you, Cheryl, It's
always a pleasure.

Speaker 30 (01:24:28):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
Bye, guys.

Speaker 10 (01:24:34):
I have a question.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
I don't know, Froggy, do we want you to ask
this question?

Speaker 13 (01:24:37):
I do why it's just another name, Like wouldn't the
three esome be a doubleheader? Because like when you play
baseball and you play two games, that's like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
That home run.

Speaker 9 (01:24:46):
We need a new sport.

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
Enough, Okay, you know, let's just let's just table this
and we'll have a conversation about this later.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
You know, I got to you know me, I've got
to try to be somewhat.

Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
Responsible, right, Froggy, I'll text you my answer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
I think we've gone far enough from now what Gandhi?

Speaker 9 (01:25:01):
Okay, it's not bad. Ahead, Maybe instead of using the bases,
we can turn it into like a seven course meal.
It opens up more options.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
How far along we could do that? Yes, yes, okay,
we could do that. Let's call it it's match Game
the Karen Edition. We actually have a Karen playing today.

Speaker 10 (01:25:19):
It's fabulous.

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
Let's see if you can match the stars as we
play match Game the Karen Edition. Let's go meet our contestants.
Let's go to line nine and talk to Karen. Good morning, Karen, Hi,
how are you hello? We're doing very well. Now do
you like to go to Walmart and yell at people
like other characters? All right, well, welcome to match Game.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Have you ever heard us play match game before? Do
you know how this works?

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Okay, well, here we go. So I'm gonna read you
these sentence with a Blank, don't give us the answer. Immediately,
give the stars an opportunity to write down the answers,
and we'll see how many matches you get. Karen. All right,
here we go. Angry.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Karen was so angry. She was so angry that the
supermarket messed up. Instead of calling for the manager, she
called Blank. A day at the supermarket for Karen. They
made a mistake. Instead of calling the manager, Karen called Blank.

(01:26:31):
All right, everyone's writing down their answers. We know that, Karen,
not you. You're a good Karen, but most these Karen's were
talking about sometimes they bolt things out of proportion. All right,
here we go. You ready for the match game, guys,
they're ready to go? All right, Karen?

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Angry.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
Karen was so angry she was at the supermarket. They
made a mistake. Instead of calling for the manager, she
called who the police?

Speaker 10 (01:26:57):
The police?

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
See.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
You know you are, Karen. You know exactly what a
Karen would do. You're a good Karen. You're a very
good Karen. Of course you are. Froggy. Karen was so
mad at the mistake made by the supermarket. Instead of
calling the manager, she called I got police. You could
go we're going to match, which is so unheard of.

(01:27:22):
She called the popo, Hey, Danielle Karen's supermarket. She could
have called the manager, but she's Karen, so instead she
called the police.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Police. Wow, this is unheard of, scary. Karen was very mad.
She didn't call the manager at the supermarket. She called
the cops, the police. Has this ever happened? Ever? No, Gandhi,
Karen's all mad. Instead of calling the manager, which she

(01:27:53):
should have done, she called.

Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
I actually said a couple more.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Karens all right, well you guys, But Karen, this is
I think you're breaking a record. I don't think anyone's
ever scored three points. Hold on one second? Okay, let's
see how you do hold on one second? Wow, that's
unheard of. Let's go talk to Bob. Hey, Bob on

(01:28:19):
line fifteen. How you doing, Bob?

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Hi there? Well, depending on you know how when you
play the recording of my name back, it sounds like
either Bob or Karen.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Okay, Bob, Hey, Bob, you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Don't like green needle?

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
Yeah, I'm with you. Is it green needle? Or was
it was it snowstorm?

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
What was the other word?

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
I don't know?

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
All right, Welcome to match Game, the Karen edition. As
you heard your opponent. Karen got three matches, which is
unheard of. Let's see how you do here we go annoyed.
Karen was so annoyed.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Annoyed.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
Karen was so annoyed the restaurant made a mistake. Instead
of calling the manager, she called blank. Brody was up
all night coming up with this one. Karen was so
annoyed at the restaurant when they made a mistake. Instead
of calling the manager, She's Karen, so she called.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Blank. I guess you guys could just hold up the
same things she hold up last time.

Speaker 8 (01:29:24):
This is so stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
Annoyed Karen so annoyed at the restaurant. Instead of calling
the restaurant when they made a mistake or the manager,
she called blank.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Who did she call?

Speaker 27 (01:29:37):
That's the risk of sounding like a copycat.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
I'm going to say the police.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
The police.

Speaker 6 (01:29:42):
A great answer. Now, Karen had three matches. Let's see
how you do, Bob hey frog. When the restaurant made
a mistake, Karen didn't call the manager.

Speaker 10 (01:29:53):
She called this.

Speaker 13 (01:29:54):
Time, I wrote, she called the corporate office.

Speaker 10 (01:30:01):
Sorry, really, Danielle, she called corporate?

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Yeah, Karen's do that Danielle has still have the police,
the police of the police actually on that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
Scary Karen annoyed at the restaurant when they made a mistake.
She could have called the manager. Instead, she called John
Taffer from.

Speaker 9 (01:30:23):
Wrong with you.

Speaker 12 (01:30:26):
In the hospitality industry for restaurants and bars, and.

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
He's going to write that John Taffer right, no one,
No one knows that stupid.

Speaker 10 (01:30:37):
I don't even know that I know everything.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
I pretend to know things I don't know. I don't
even know. Uh gandhi just out of just out of fun.

Speaker 23 (01:30:47):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
Karen was mad at the manager. Uh so instead that
the restaurant, she called the What I thought.

Speaker 9 (01:30:53):
We were all gonna play the same way, So I
said a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
More, karens, you don't want to change that to John Taffer.

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
I'm positive I don't want to say. John's all right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Hey, look, you know what, you only got what one match?
But you know what, We're gonna send you some Elvis
Drane Morning show scrubs anyway from hackensackon Meridian.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
Okay, you got them, Bob, no problem, solightful.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
Hold on one second, let's go talk to Karen. So
what does Karen get she actually had three matches. What
do we have for Karen. We have three pairs of scrubs. Hey,
lucky Karen, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Running first of all. These scrubs are meant. They're great.
You're gonna love them. Thank you for listening, Karen.

Speaker 21 (01:31:47):
Thank you so much to all of you.

Speaker 30 (01:31:49):
You've done an amazing job.

Speaker 33 (01:31:51):
I'm a nurse and you've gotten me through, so thank
you so much.

Speaker 21 (01:31:55):
For everything you do every day. You just make the
ride to work.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
So much better.

Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
Karen, you're a nurse. We should be thanking you. Thank you,
and please tell everyone on the floor that we said
thank you. Okay, thank you so.

Speaker 26 (01:32:07):
Much, no problem, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Hold on one second. There you go. She's a Karen,
but she's a nurse, so she's she's cool.

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Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Slash Dream Elvis.

Speaker 17 (01:32:37):
Duran in the Morning Show Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
So you know, the other night Sam and I were
having a moment. We're having it because I've loved my producer, Sam,
She's my little sister. I love you. And she asked me,
but go ahead and ask me what you asked me.
How about that time?

Speaker 15 (01:32:56):
Was I ever close to being fired with one time
in particular?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
And then I said, well, which time are you talking about?
And she reminded me of something that happened.

Speaker 34 (01:33:05):
Yeah, I had left multiple curses in a phone tap,
which is like the bare basement of my responsibilities. And
it aired, and the first time you were able to
press the dump button, and then when the second one happened,
the machine had not caught up to.

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
Itself yet, so it went on the air. Everyone heard it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
So people don't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:24):
But the phone tap is edited like multiple times, and
then Sam listens to it one last time to make
sure all the expletive exploit, Yeah, all the dirty words
are out. Well this day she didn't or she forgot
what happened. How come it ended up the F word
flew the best word.

Speaker 9 (01:33:40):
The reason's pathetic.

Speaker 34 (01:33:41):
I was staying up with my roommate at the time,
who was your worst assistant, Anthony, and we were watching
World's Strongest Man Comes oh an hour and forty five minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:33:50):
So we played the phone tap this morning and that
morning and blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Blah, you're falling.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
I'm like, oh my god, looking at Nay going, did
you hear that? And he reached for the dump button
and we saved it, sort of as you said. So
your question to me was, were you almost fired that morning?

Speaker 10 (01:34:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:34:09):
No, I should have been no accident.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
It was an accident.

Speaker 8 (01:34:13):
It happens.

Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
What a nice place we work.

Speaker 15 (01:34:16):
Objectively speaking, I should have been fired.

Speaker 9 (01:34:19):
I would have fired me so fast.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
It takes a lot to get fired from this dump.
So I want to hear from people who actually were
fired with cause you had a friend you were talking about, Gandhi, my.

Speaker 9 (01:34:31):
Best friend Melissa. I love you, Melissa, if you're listening.
We were when we were in high school college. She
came home one day and was I rate that she
had gotten fired from the gym. At the gym, she
used to watch all the kids in the daycare center,
and that was her.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Job, watch her kids in the daycare center.

Speaker 9 (01:34:46):
Yes, one job watched the kids in the daycare center
came home. I rate I lost my job. I said,
what happened? I lost one of the kids today, But like,
they came back.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
T you lost a kid, lost a kid?

Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
You have one job?

Speaker 9 (01:34:58):
You lost a kid? Where was the kids just wandering
through the gym. I'm like, oh my god, and you
don't know why you got fired?

Speaker 8 (01:35:04):
But they came back.

Speaker 10 (01:35:07):
People used the word last I misplaced. I didn't lose it.
I just misplaced the.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
First Danielle, have you ever been fired? And for good reason?

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
I quit first, but they said they were going to
fire me for punching somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:35:18):
But you know what, what what?

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Wait?

Speaker 10 (01:35:21):
Where did you punch someone?

Speaker 8 (01:35:22):
Donald's?

Speaker 9 (01:35:24):
Didn't you throw a sandwich at them?

Speaker 20 (01:35:25):
Too?

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Was something different different.

Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
It was another employee and we had been dating the
same guy at one point, not not at the same time,
but different times, and she thought I said something I
didn't say her, and so she punched me first, but
they didn't see that, so then I punched her. But
then I was like, I'm done with this crap, so
I quit. But apparently they were going to ask me
to leave it anyway.

Speaker 9 (01:35:47):
Oh yeah, I don't think you can punch people at
work work.

Speaker 8 (01:35:50):
There wasn't a customer.

Speaker 9 (01:35:51):
Oh, but I guess it's fine, it's better.

Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
So I want to hear from someone who just flat
out just knows they were fired and they should have
been fired.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Wait, hold on, I got Craig. Hi, Craig.

Speaker 10 (01:36:02):
Yes, it's me, how our Hello Craig.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
So you got fired and you should have been right?

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (01:36:07):
Well I was suddenly let go on good terms. I
wasn't kicked out the door, you know, and dragged by
my shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
Well, hold on, hold, hold on, let go on good terms. Yeah, Craig,
we love you, but we have to let you go.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
So what happened?

Speaker 27 (01:36:19):
What happened? I was the high schooler. It was my
first job. I was sixteen and seventeen years old, and
I was a cashier at a mom Pod grocery store.
And I became good friends with a lot of the
clientele that would come into as customers, and once in
a while I would kind of just let the expensive
stakes and the expensive meats kind of fly through without
kind of ringing them up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
Wait, so you were giving you're giving away stakes to
your friends?

Speaker 27 (01:36:43):
I well, free meat, free meat for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
Complimentary meat.

Speaker 27 (01:36:48):
Ohay, complementary meat.

Speaker 6 (01:36:49):
Yeah, so you you so you actually see why you
were let go.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
And you so if you own that store, you would
have fired you too, probably.

Speaker 27 (01:36:57):
Yes, I understand. I was just you know, I was
being fri people would have just you know, they just
got away, carried away too much. I guess there was
more than just one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
You know what, maybe they didn't think this through.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
Maybe they should have thought, well, those customers are now
more loyal to our store because Craig gave them meat
and they're going to come back for They actually probably
made out, but they didn't realize that.

Speaker 27 (01:37:18):
Yeah, it was I was sixteen years old and that
was kind of my first job. But I was just
trying to be nice and again keep the clients coming back.
And I guess they did it for a while.

Speaker 6 (01:37:27):
At least you admit that you would have fired yourself.
That's good, all right, Craig, thank.

Speaker 10 (01:37:30):
You you get there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
I'm sorry didn't know you back then. I love free meats.
We just got a text.

Speaker 6 (01:37:36):
My husband got fired for drop kicking a basket of
cheddar Bay biscuits at Red Lobsters.

Speaker 9 (01:37:41):
He should go to jail for that, right, Hello fell.

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Hello Stephanie, what's going on.

Speaker 21 (01:37:47):
Oh, how are you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
We're doing well.

Speaker 21 (01:37:49):
What's going on, Stephanie, Well, my husband really should have
been fired when I'm hearing.

Speaker 6 (01:37:55):
This so much to get fired for putting this call
through because the phone isn't working, okay, to start against Steffanie.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Your friend's breaking up? What's going on?

Speaker 30 (01:38:05):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 21 (01:38:06):
Yes, my husband should have been fired when he dropped
the bread basket in the kitchen of Red Lob.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
That was your husband.

Speaker 21 (01:38:13):
Yes, it was my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
But they didn't fire him. They let him stay on.

Speaker 21 (01:38:18):
No, they fired him.

Speaker 9 (01:38:19):
Oh, he should have gotten fired.

Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
Yeah, you know what, sometimes you shouldn't drop kick drop
kicking breadge one thing, but when it's the Cheddarbay biscuits,
thank you so much. It's kind of funny how I
talked about that and then she appeared on the phone
like that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
I got taken in the back a lot at one
of my Oh me too, But I don't like that,
so I just got a talking to it.

Speaker 10 (01:38:42):
What did you do that?

Speaker 8 (01:38:43):
You know, like, throwing change at a customer is probably not.

Speaker 9 (01:38:46):
The one of the guys that I used to work
with when I was a waitress. He thought it would
be hilarious to take a stapler and replace it with
one of those jokes staplers that like zaft you, but
it's zapped you really hard. And one of the girls
that we had that we worked with had like hard
issue and sapped the crap out of her. She was okay,
but she made such a big deal he got fired
on the spot.

Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
My god, hello Lauren, Hey, well good morning. So you
were fired and you think that you deserve to be fired.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
What did you do?

Speaker 27 (01:39:16):
So?

Speaker 25 (01:39:16):
I used to work in the multiple cinema and Edgewater,
and my manager came up to me and he was
asking me to do a million in one past and
I was super busy, and I got frustrated and aggravated
because he had he had a ridiculous tube and I
just straight punched ther monitor and my hand went through it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Oh you mean that computer screen monitor thing? Your hand
went through it.

Speaker 25 (01:39:39):
My hand went through it, fell every wire and pulled out.

Speaker 9 (01:39:43):
Like wow, incredible hulk.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I know. So did they fire you?

Speaker 14 (01:39:49):
Oh yeah, absolutely yeah, But.

Speaker 6 (01:39:53):
You know what, they should leave you alone. You were
busy at the theater, I'm saying.

Speaker 25 (01:39:59):
And then I band to work in any multiplex cinema
and even if it was like a different state, like
I was not able to work in I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
I love that you could go to Wisconsin. Like, oh no,
can't work at our multiplex theatre. You've been banned.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Okay, thank you, worst things have happened, all right, Lauren,
thank you? Can you imagine? Oh God, I don't want
to live my life anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
I can't work at a multiplex theat I just want
to work at a multiplex theater.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
That's all I want to do in life. That's truly
all I want to do. Please Hardy, Multiplex, Miata White Troggy,
what's up?

Speaker 13 (01:40:34):
I had a friend that worked at a tire store
and it was his very first day after training, and
he was supposed to tighten the lugs on all four tires.
Going tighten the lug on three tires, he forgot the
front right side tire and so as the woman pulled
out of the tire establishment, her tire goes rolling down
the road and the car falls off onto the side.

Speaker 10 (01:40:53):
He was fired on the spot, and he deserved it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Did I know there's a job available to Duplex Theater? Hello,
Jessica Hye, good morning, Well, good morning. So you work
in the HR department at your company.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
Correct, I do, I do.

Speaker 33 (01:41:14):
I'm actually heading to work to fire somebody today.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Do they deserve it or do they deserve it?

Speaker 33 (01:41:23):
They do deserve it. This particular one is pretty straightforward.
It's for performance. But you know, there's nobody ever thinks
they deserve it. You know, even if they were on
like an improvement plan or something like that. You know
they'll still go to a lawyer and sue us.

Speaker 10 (01:41:40):
I tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
No, we're receiving a lot of calls from people today
who said they deserved it.

Speaker 33 (01:41:48):
Well, I'm really happy to hear that people are taking responsibility,
but at least for me, nobody usually does and they
end up doing us.

Speaker 6 (01:41:55):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Well look, welcome to the corporate world,
as they say, because we work in a big corporation here,
I'm I'm waiting for them to fire me. I'm gonna
sue them like you I've never I've never seen a
big company.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
But iHeartRadio. You're in for it. I love this place.

Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
No, I know they could never fire me. That's pretty funny.
All right, thank you, Jesica, and good luck today. I'm
sorry you have to go fire someone. Can you imagine
having to go fire someone?

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
What's scary.

Speaker 12 (01:42:22):
I remember our friend baldfreak Ronnie, who worked at an
amusement park. He let the goat out of the petting
zoo because he left the gate open. And then that night,
that same night, the rabbits escaped onto the parkway Cottontail
were never.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Found and contail where hit my cars? Hello, omar, hi, Hey,
so why were you fired and did you deserve it?

Speaker 27 (01:42:45):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:42:46):
I used to work in Portly for a residential building.
I was a door man, okay, and it was my
birthday and this tenant, she's really cool. She came down
with the birthday cake and with mango vodka and as
she was like, do you want to take some shots?
And I'll was like okay, And so little by little
we were taking shots. And then as the clients were
coming off, the tenants were coming home from work more,

(01:43:08):
We're like, I'll bring down a bottle. Let's take some
more shots. And then at the end of the night,
I was just running around the lobby dancing with them.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
And they fired you for being drunk on the job.

Speaker 14 (01:43:18):
I hate that, but it was my birthday, so I
thought it was okay, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Your birthday, you know what?

Speaker 16 (01:43:24):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:43:24):
You know our rule, Omar, if it's your birthday, there
are no rules, nothing counts, but they let you go.
I hate to hear that. You know, I would love
a drunk doorman. I think I am well, happy blated birthday.
But Omar, if you if you were your boss, would
you have let you go for being drunk on the job.

Speaker 14 (01:43:42):
I would have, because I mean I kind of let
like other tenants take their own packages because you know
how dormants were sill be responsible for.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
So this is why people take my dry cleaning because
Omar has been drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
And happy belated birthday. Seriously, a lot of people were
texting in about, you know, getting fired because they were
having sex in the back room.

Speaker 8 (01:44:03):
Remember when they had sex in the front room. Oh yeah,
you should have fired to Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
And finally we talked to Matt. Hey, Matt, Hello, So
Matt was a manager at a McDonald's and you got
fired for several reasons. Why what did you do?

Speaker 27 (01:44:20):
Well? Uh, there was this one employee.

Speaker 29 (01:44:22):
She was one of those people at work that's lazy
and complaining all the time and like.

Speaker 6 (01:44:28):
To like the straight night of McDonald's. Okay, go ahead,
So what did she do?

Speaker 29 (01:44:32):
Yeah, I just thought it would be funny if maybe
I moon to her, and that did not go over well.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
So you pulled, so you pulled your ass.

Speaker 29 (01:44:40):
Out, and uh then one time. Then the second strike
that really got me was when I was we were
I'll let them deep pryor oreos into fry vats and
something about food allergies, and that's just frowned upon.

Speaker 6 (01:44:55):
Oh so you almost invented a new deserted McDonald's the oreos.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
They should they should.

Speaker 10 (01:45:01):
Give you a raise for that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
You were inventing.

Speaker 6 (01:45:08):
A Thanks for calling me, Matt, and you can moon
us and fry our oreos anytime you want.

Speaker 10 (01:45:13):
All right, thanks for chlorite. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:45:16):
Could you imagine the stories if you talked about all
the reasons radio people got fired?

Speaker 8 (01:45:20):
Oh, forget it.

Speaker 9 (01:45:21):
I mean the thing is we know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Oh please, I've been on the edge of being fired
from this place so many times.

Speaker 5 (01:45:27):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show. What now,
mister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:45:45):
Andrew had something interesting happened to him. And I don't
know if I would survive what you went through.

Speaker 10 (01:45:51):
I want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
Good morning everyone.

Speaker 6 (01:45:53):
I've recovered, well he recovered, But people want to know
from what tell him what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
I was held high stage in a ride shair worst nightmare.
It was terrible.

Speaker 20 (01:46:06):
I literally put in the destination, got in the car,
It drove past my destination. Two hours later, I'm at
a completely different address.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
And I'm like, well, can I how do I? How
are we fixing this?

Speaker 8 (01:46:19):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Well, so what exactly happened in the.

Speaker 20 (01:46:22):
App of this ride share program? Put in two stops,
one going to my apartment, the next at my sister's.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
My sister does not live close.

Speaker 20 (01:46:33):
She's about an hour hour and a half away. This
is like eleven thirty twelve at night. I just assume, great,
it's gonna stop. It does not stop. I okay, I
may have fallen asleep, but I wake up and I
am at my sister's house and I'm like, sir, why
did you skip my house? And he goes, it was
never in there. It's like, I know, it was for

(01:46:53):
a fact in there. It is now two am. How
am I getting home? And he was just kind of like, well,
I don't that seems to be something you should bring
up with the app.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
So, so you weren't really kidnapped per.

Speaker 20 (01:47:07):
Se, No, matter how many times I kept saying to
this man, this is not like my address is in there.
Please fix my address, Like why did it not go?
He kept saying it's not in there.

Speaker 9 (01:47:18):
I just kept driving around with him.

Speaker 6 (01:47:20):
Yes, okay, Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, because this
has happened with us and Uncle Johnny before, where he'll
he'll push in the right street address but in the
wrong town. Okay, okay, And so in order for them
to fix it, you have to go into the app
and change it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Yeah, I mean, isn't that how it works?

Speaker 20 (01:47:37):
But on my end, I have proof of it showing
two steps, one in my apartment the other at my sister's, So.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
There's nothing for you to there's nothing for you to change.
Then it was already right on your.

Speaker 20 (01:47:48):
Exactly and no matter how many times it kept showing
it to him. Yes, it was two am. Yes I
had some alcohol, but I still was like, how is
this happening?

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
How did this happen?

Speaker 8 (01:47:58):
I love that he wouldn't take you back.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
He just kept driving around with you, just kept driving okay.
So but he didn't. I mean, you didn't feel threatened,
like like bodily harm would happen or I mean, you didn't.
He wasn't being like aggressive towards you, was he?

Speaker 20 (01:48:11):
I will say. Towards the end, it was kind of like,
well why did this happen? And he was kind of
like I don't know why it happened. And I was like, well,
something happened, so fix it. And he couldn't fix it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
I feel like maybe I channeled a little bit too
much of a Karen at the end. Oh, well, that's
what he did. So he has a drunk, sleepy Karen
in the backseat.

Speaker 6 (01:48:32):
I'll admit it. I was a drunk, sleepy Carrien. Okay, great, Okay,
now the truth comes out.

Speaker 7 (01:48:37):
If I drive along long enough, maybe this guy will
fall asleep and I can dump him somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
Yeah, this happened with Johnny. I I think I told
you this story.

Speaker 6 (01:48:47):
We were watching him on the map, like go across
a bridge into Queen's or something. He's going toward Long Island.
I'm We're in Manhattan. Where's he going? The right address?

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Wrong town?

Speaker 8 (01:48:59):
I'm done with my own GPS.

Speaker 7 (01:49:01):
I was out at the Crayola factory in like Pennsylvania
wherever it is, and I put in my address, but
I didn't see that there was a couple of towns.
So I just pushed it and I'm driving and I'm like,
I this isn't seem right. I went an hour out
of my way because of a dumb ass move because
I didn't check.

Speaker 8 (01:49:21):
I didn't check.

Speaker 6 (01:49:21):
You check your town, people check your town. All right,
I'm glad you're safer.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Than I we assumed you would be. You're fine.

Speaker 6 (01:49:28):
The way Godhi told the story this morning before you
came in, was like, oh, good God, did you hear
he was kidnapped?

Speaker 9 (01:49:32):
That's what he said to me.

Speaker 20 (01:49:33):
She has a flare for the dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Yeah, you told her that you were held hostage, and
so she comes in and sells us. Good God, he
was held hostage against his will. Emotionally, I was held hostage.
Oh God, get out, good bye, Thank you. I'll see
you Miami, see you there. This is how started you
perpetuated cause you're a flare for the dramatic.

Speaker 10 (01:50:02):
Hey, yo, what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
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Speaker 17 (01:50:03):
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is Elton Jumps.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
This is Britney Spears, Elvis, you'ran.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
In the morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:50:12):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out everybody, Peace out everybody,