FULL SHOW: The Day We Want to Pet It

From being “cloaked” in the dating world to surviving surprise goose attacks, today’s show was a wild ride. We judged celebrity smells, debated credit scores on first dates, and uncovered shady funeral behavior—plus, Gandhi just wants to pet it.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, straighten eight. You're a murderer. Yeah, I like to
work out.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
If you think I'm getting to raise your hand.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of putt?

Speaker 5 (00:13):
No, No, am I a sick bastard?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I'm pre limber from mighty stature.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 6 (00:20):
Elvistran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
So the question is, raise your hand if you're committing
a crime right now? Uh, we'll go to Nate. You're saying,
and by the way, we have an officer of the
law in the room. Hello, you said that someone on
our show committed fraud against you. Yes, So who in
our room committed fraud?

Speaker 7 (00:42):
Well, I would like to point out the trio in
the other room, led by Jeff, our engineer, and then Scotty.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Okay, what happened?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Andrew? What do they do?

Speaker 7 (00:51):
Every once in a while, I'll trade credit cards with Jeff.
We'll take turns buying each other coffee. Well, Jeff took
it upon himself to ask the other room what they
wanted from Starbucks, right and when it had and purchased
them said items without my knowledge.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Instead of an.

Speaker 7 (01:05):
Eight dollars charge for two coffees, I had a thirty
dollars charge for egg white bites.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
And Jeff, that's not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
This is not good.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Hey, engineer Jeff, why.

Speaker 8 (01:17):
Don't you they stand up in protest in the other room.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's can we can we swear him in, engineer Jeff.
So you have possession of Nate's credit card and you
bought other people things that he did not authorize, basically,
not that he did not authorize.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
That, by the way, By the way, by the way,
that wasn't a question.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Do you have access to his credit card and you
used it to charge things for other people he was
not aware.

Speaker 9 (01:50):
Of because Nate handed me his credit card knowing what
my Starbucks order is. Every morning where I'll ask Scotty
be if he wants anything, Andrew, would you like anything
from Starbucks?

Speaker 10 (02:01):
Here?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
My turn?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Do your Starbucks order? They spend?

Speaker 7 (02:09):
And on top of that, I've literally given cash to
this room on breakfast.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
That I have not ordered.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
It is relevant why you've taken money for me.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Nobody is even asking you. You're not even part of
this moveover.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, it was my breakfast. Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
I have a bigger beef here, and I think that
there's some type of fraud involved. Whenever we get breakfast,
I'd come in that room and I ask the three
of you. I look you in your eyes and I say, gentlemen,
would you like food? Every single time? Yep, y'all get
breakfast and don't ask us anything.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
By the way, when Godzi said she had a bigger beef,
I had a weird visual.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Okay, back to.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
The topic, alliance right there? Ye a, okay? So okay,
So is someone going to pay someone back? I mean,
how's this going to so?

Speaker 11 (02:52):
Now?

Speaker 9 (02:52):
So now it's your turn. You have to know him breakfast?
Did I bought him his fourteen dollars coffee this morning?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
We have a police officer. Can't we just get him arrested?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is this a crime? I mean, if someone is this
a crime? This is not a arrestable crime. This is
a lawsuit. Probably have to call an attorney, right, I
mean they need a lawyer.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah, you need a lawyer. Oh, by the time you
get a lawyer, your your upside down.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Anyway, Well, who's my beef with then? Because I think
you just have a conversation. But what you're saying is
you think what they did is illegal. I believe.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
So that's technically credit card fraud.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well short the credit card.

Speaker 12 (03:30):
According to this texter, it's grand larceny.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
All right, well you need to get a I'm going
to disconnect.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
But I don't think. I don't think an officer of
the law can just just arrest you because we think
grand larceny has happened. You have to file something and
a lawyer has to There has to be motions.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Look at their faces. I wish people could see because
they all look guilty.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
I object. Listen.

Speaker 13 (03:57):
All I know is Jeff said, hey, do you want
your steamed out juice. I don't know what was going on.
I just said, yes, steamed under I will willingly say.
I asked Jeff, I said, who's paying Nate? All right,
I went e white bites because I bought you breakfast before.
But whatever, I'm on the standing you don't buy an education.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You're going to half of it, and you should be
arrested for using the word botton. Okay, okay. So the
question is this, which is I think is a fun question.
Who listening to the sound of my voice right now
is currently committing a crime. It can be a misdemeanor
or a felony. I mean, because you know, we have

(04:42):
ten million people listening. Surely there's got to be a
million people who are either speeding right now who just
ran around light, or they're not being honest on their taxes.
Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying. Someone's doing something shifty.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
My favorite was the other day when the lady called
us and said she was a little drunk, and we said,
you're not driving, are you?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
She said no, I pulled over.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
God all right, I tell you what she called to
defend drunk scary. Yeah, not good. We're getting some interesting words,
some of them we can't go to on the radio.
Oh Wally, Wally, what what law are you breaking? Right now?

Speaker 14 (05:21):
I'm actually using my brother's license to drive with since
they suspended white license.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Oh really, okay, so you have a suspended license and
you're driving with his license.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Now, do you guys look that closely? Do you look
that that alike?

Speaker 14 (05:33):
What people say, we do look alike? But actually I
don't think we'll look anything alike. But actually I got
pog over three times and the cow will hold the license,
look at me, and look at the license, hold on
tight I'll be right back.

Speaker 15 (05:44):
A questions.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Wait, wait, hold on, you've been pulled over three times
since you started using your brother's license and your license
is suspended. Are you as bad a driver as Danielle?

Speaker 10 (05:55):
No, not at all.

Speaker 14 (05:56):
Just the town where I'm not the really kind of
sorry to say, with the little anybody that's not white.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Okay, so if you're brown or black, they will pull.

Speaker 10 (06:07):
You over, fanning anything is.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
All right, Well, hang in there, Wally, But don't you know, listen,
don't don't get caught using your brother's all.

Speaker 16 (06:18):
Right, he's good.

Speaker 14 (06:20):
He got a clean record. That's always good.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I know he's not gonna a clean record when you're
done with him, all right, Well he just stay safe
and as long as you're not doing anything wrong, let's
hope everything works out. Okay, all right, thank you for
listening to it. Hello, Jessica hi Ovis. Hello. Every day
you break the law and you know it and you
get away with it. Tell everyone what you do.

Speaker 17 (06:45):
I unapologetically right in the hov line by myself.

Speaker 10 (06:48):
And from work.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
No wait a minute, unapologetically I mean you you know
that that's there for you know, people who have high
volumes of people in their cars, for the good car pollers.

Speaker 17 (06:59):
Well, you know what, I don't have time to sit
in traffic. I just like I have no time for that.
And one day, it was three years ago, I was
sitting in traffic and I saw everybody going by. One
person is ithll be late.

Speaker 18 (07:09):
And that day changed my life.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
So it's one of those if they can do it,
I'm gonna be.

Speaker 12 (07:15):
At least it.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Don't do it, thank you.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Don't do what some people do and put a blow
up doll in the seat next to year.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
At least they're trying. Though he's not even trying.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I know, scary Loan heard one of your blow up dolls.
Hello Cheryl, Hello, Hello you guys. Now what do you
what are you doing illegally as we speak?

Speaker 19 (07:34):
Well, I don't like we have to pay for parking
at work in a garage. And when someone retired, they
gave me their parking permit to turn in and I
never turned it in, and I put all the money
aside in a separate savings account. And when my daughter
graduated from college, her and I went on a Norwegian cruise.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Last I love that, yes, and I love that so
that that parking pass, even though it should be uh,
not working. It's it's working. And you use that money
to buy a Norwegian cruise ticket.

Speaker 19 (08:06):
For my daughter, yeah in college. Yeah, and I love
her and she loved it.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I love that Norwegian cruisers are so great. People are
breaking along. I'll just take it on more. I love that,
all right, Cheryl, we won't tell anyone.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Good luck.

Speaker 19 (08:19):
Thank you, love you guys.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Thank you for listening to us. Wow, there you go.
People doing illegal things as we speak. You should hear
some of the ones that came in.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Wee.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I don't know if we should talk about I had
a friend who had a show once and someone called
in and this is not a funny thing, and they
admitted to murdering someone, and of course it got to
the FEDS, and of course they found out who it
was and they arrested them. So there you go, right,
So maybe if you're admitting stuff on our show, you're
not very well protected. Sorry, they still haven't picked up

(08:50):
straight night for murdering people.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
I haven't you keep saying that.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Hey, good morning, Dave.

Speaker 18 (08:58):
How you doing, Dave?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
We're doing okay, Thanks for listening to us. The question
was what crime are you committing right now?

Speaker 20 (09:07):
I just got the smoking a joint.

Speaker 21 (09:09):
I'm on my way to work.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
There you go, do you.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Well?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
The only thing that's okay, to be honest, I don't.
I don't mean to be like a buzz go. But
the only thing that's concerning is you're operating a car
after getting high.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
You know.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Other than that, I just want you to be very
careful and uh, all right, Dave admitting admitting he's doing
something very illegal.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
It depends on the state he's in.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
It might be illegal in some states.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm sorry, what was that, Dave?

Speaker 21 (09:39):
I think it helps me pay a little bit more
attention when I'm stone.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Okay, every.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Every Stone said that.

Speaker 20 (09:50):
I'm also also talking on the phone, which is kind
of the legal as.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
All right, you're crazy, man, You're you're such a misdemeanor guy, Dave.
We love you and we care for you. Are you
wearing your seat belt at least?

Speaker 21 (10:04):
Yes, sir, I am, so when you hit.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
That tree, you'll be nice and safe. All right, listen,
thank you man, thanks for listening to It's have a
good day.

Speaker 22 (10:11):
Okay, thanks a lot.

Speaker 21 (10:13):
Can I get a shout out? Sure T shirt? Eric Palmer?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
All right, Eric Palmer, one second, I don't know what
happened t shirt carry Palmer.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
And that guy's driving a car right now, let's go.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Talk to Rebecca. Hi Rebecca, Hi, So Rebecca. So the
question is what law are you breaking right now?

Speaker 23 (10:35):
I don't pay my taxes and I haven't for many
years now.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Now, and they haven't caught up with you at all.

Speaker 23 (10:41):
No, So our like financial planner was like, this is
probably not the best thing, but I can't tell you
not to keep doing it.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
But all right, well, look all right, did she say how.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Many years she hasn't done it?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
How many years?

Speaker 24 (10:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (10:59):
It's been a lot though now I probably like four
or so years now.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
But I will tell you this.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I went for years without paying taxes, years, and then
finally one day they caught up with me. And it
wasn't that I was trying to, uh, you know, make
a statement against the government how they're taking my money
and no, it was a statement about how I was
just too messed up to pay taxes and I just
didn't do it. And so they finally came after me,
and thank god I had someone who pulled me out

(11:27):
of that and we fixed it all.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
But it is it is kind of way heavily it does.

Speaker 23 (11:33):
It's because I'm a nanny and I pay I get
paid under the table, and I'm in school. So as
soon as I finished school and get like a real
big girl job, then I will start paying my taxes.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Well, you know, as long as no one's reporting that
you're making that income, maybe no they're not.

Speaker 21 (11:48):
I need to do it to get through school, So
all right.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
All right, get good luck with that, and.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Uh thank you, okay, bye, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Don't people get arrested for that?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well excavasion that is, that is a form of tax evasion. Absolutely,
Hello James, Hey, how's it going doing? Okay? Oh you
took you took shrooms this morning?

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Ohogenics?

Speaker 5 (12:11):
All right, but you're doing okay, now you're okay?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, uh fine.

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Take microdoses a couple of times a week for.

Speaker 25 (12:19):
Depression anxiety, a lot better than normal medicines I've taken.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
So let me ask you this.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
If you're taking micro doses and they are doing doing
good things for you, and you actually have the medical
community backing you up with.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
This, why is why is it still illegal? That's so
strange to me.

Speaker 10 (12:39):
That's a good question.

Speaker 14 (12:40):
I'll ask that every day.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
All right, Well, look, get feeling feeling good, James, and
to just be careful.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Okay, and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 21 (12:48):
Hey, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah, that's an interesting one. And finally we talked to Antonio.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Hey Antonio, Hi, good morning that well good morning.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
So was that you at the Starbucks?

Speaker 19 (13:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Okay, tell everyone what you did? What what law you broke?

Speaker 19 (13:04):
Why don't exact a law?

Speaker 24 (13:05):
Why?

Speaker 21 (13:05):
I was drinking late this morning, and of course, you
know I need my caffeine to operate. So I ordered
my drink and I move over down to the row
and I see your order was pre ordered. A drink
was ordered, and it was the exact same of mine.
So I kind of just took it.

Speaker 18 (13:21):
And here I am.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
Chicking it out.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
So you took someone's pre ordered drink, but had you
ordered your own drink?

Speaker 21 (13:27):
I didn't order it and it was the same one,
so hopefully they just give him mine?

Speaker 26 (13:30):
Right?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh wait, so it's a wash. So you didn't You
didn't steal a drink and run? Now you actually paid
for the same exact drink.

Speaker 27 (13:39):
Well, well mine.

Speaker 21 (13:40):
Was the smallest one.

Speaker 28 (13:42):
That one was.

Speaker 21 (13:42):
Event Oh.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
So you did steal you did, all right? I got you,
all right? Antonio, shame, shame, I'm sending. I'm sending the uh,
the police, the popos, and at least you're caffeinated. Thanks
for listening, Antonio, Thank you, ever go there you go go.
I have all sorts of hide people caffeinated and smoking
pot and doing shrooms.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
We got everything listening to it.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
I want to see what we actually look like. Oh
black go.

Speaker 16 (14:10):
Very princess that resides over the pits of hell.

Speaker 29 (14:13):
Follow us on Instagram. Hi, Elvis Duran Show. How many
call Elvis Duran in the morning show?

Speaker 6 (14:25):
They wake me up?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Good morning show on.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Got to get into horoscopes. It is Food News Thursday.
That means, well, we all know what happens here. This
is where producer Sam insists on doing the horoscopes with Froggy.

Speaker 30 (14:40):
Yeah, pretend it's a surprise though, But who.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Do you want to do the horse copes with today?

Speaker 30 (14:45):
Froggy?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
God?

Speaker 31 (14:49):
My god?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Okay, oh what a great idea. All right, because it's
Food News Thursday, right, you got it all right?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Perfore, we have bent to birthdays today.

Speaker 12 (15:00):
Ariana Grande, Jacob Bell, Loordi, Nick Offerman, Shannon Sharp, Aubrey
plaza and garret cheet your happy birthday to you. If
it's your birthday. It's well Capricorn. Some days fall like elite,
but others like a crawl, but make both count.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Your day's an eight Aquarius.

Speaker 30 (15:14):
Be brave and communicating what you need. You are your
biggest advocate your days of seven Pisces.

Speaker 12 (15:19):
If you're feeling stuck, remember stillness is part of your growth.

Speaker 30 (15:23):
Your days of six ooh aries, proceed with extra caution
today there's potential for something to go sideways.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Your day's a nine Taurus.

Speaker 12 (15:30):
Life won't always give you answers, but keep asking the
important questions.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Your day's a six Gemini.

Speaker 30 (15:36):
Sometimes it just feels like something is falling apart when
it's really falling into place.

Speaker 12 (15:40):
Your day's a ten Cancer. Say the nice thing. You
have the power to totally turn someonde's day around. Your
day's of five ooh Leo.

Speaker 30 (15:47):
The climb might be exhausting, but the view will be
worth it, so keep your eyes on where you're headed.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Your day's an eight Virgo.

Speaker 12 (15:54):
Honoring your boundaries will teach others and help protect your piece.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Your day's nine Libra.

Speaker 30 (15:59):
You gotta let go of the pressure to be everything
to everyone, and just be true to yourself.

Speaker 12 (16:03):
Your day's of seven Scorpio, your feelings are valid, but
they aren't always facts.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Paused before you believe your every thoughts.

Speaker 30 (16:10):
Your days an eight and finally, Sagittarius, there isn't always
a right decision. Just made the call as best you
can with the info in front of you. Your day's
of nine and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
My husband Alex live from Staten Island Zoo. Good morning, Alex,
good morning, good morning. Oh yeah, you sound like you're
in a great mood. I love it.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
It's gonna be a great day at the zoo.

Speaker 10 (16:32):
Not only do you have me, but Reptile Mat sitting
right next to me.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Hey, hey, reptile Matt. All right. So the reason we
have the world famous reptile Matt and Alex live from
the zoo is Gandhi is passionate about animals and touching them.
As you know, she wants to come up with it
well to explain to them your podcast ideas.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
I thought a podcast would be fun if I called it,
Can I Touch It? And then we experimented and see
which animals I can touch and which is not a
great idea.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh, here's Monica and touching.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
So she has as.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
There's the theme song for your podcast. Yeah, she has
a list of animals that she wants to touch on
her podcast. So just hearing the idea, what do you think,
alex in reptole.

Speaker 10 (17:22):
Man, Well, I wouldn't recommend touching any wild animal, and
it's all about respect. You gotta respect the animal and
you can try to push your limits, but you need
to know when to step away as well.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
We're also thinking it will be a short lived podcast
because she'll start losing limbs like one other time.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Right, I could see that.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, alright, so here we go the list of possible
animals for touching the podcast.

Speaker 8 (17:50):
Yes, and I respect animals so much. First, platypus.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
They actually have to be careful. They've got some poisonous
fines on them, so you can touch them in certain
spots that you don't want to get poked by their
spines because they are.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Venomous, poisonous, venomous spines.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Okay, okay, where are the spots I can touch?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (18:12):
I think they climb your back on their back legs only.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Okay, what about the beautiful too?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Can?

Speaker 21 (18:24):
Two can?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:26):
You could petit to can. That was actually the very
first bite I ever got as a little kid, not
from a dog or cat.

Speaker 32 (18:32):
From a few says yes, damn it, you're not going
to lose the limb, right, Yeah, you can touch it too, can?

Speaker 19 (18:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Okay, okay, there you go. All right, Okay, there's the belt.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
What about a capy barra?

Speaker 10 (18:51):
They got some old teeth. I don't know the world
the poking run category.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I wanted to friend.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
That reminds me the night I met Alex the copy
bear is that's the world's largest rodent? Correct?

Speaker 25 (19:08):
Correct?

Speaker 10 (19:09):
Yes, So we had them here at the zoo, and
you know, you know, it's all about respect.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yes, yes or no? Kepy Berra, Yes or no?

Speaker 27 (19:19):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yes or no?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Kepy Bera.

Speaker 10 (19:21):
You know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yes ya, this is going well, guys, this is better
than I thought.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
On your list.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
All right, moose.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Across the board.

Speaker 12 (19:35):
No, that's not any pokeing category, poke poken run, I.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Tell you that's the podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
I want to watch the last one.

Speaker 32 (19:42):
All right?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
What about an ostrich.

Speaker 10 (19:46):
A male of female?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I don't know which one? Can I touch?

Speaker 10 (19:52):
A male is probably more aggressive even you know, especially
during breeding season. I would say a wild one, uh no,
but one that's on the farm, yes.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Okay, yeah, but if the male has a really red neck,
you don't want to touch them because that means they're
like ready to do you. Okay, is that right, Alex?

Speaker 10 (20:15):
Yeah, okay, I have I have an oxyd here at
the zoo and she's the greatest and you could go
over to hub at.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Okay, good, all right, all right, all right, you're listening,
by the way, to the animals that Gandhi can touch
on her new podcast called Touch It.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yes, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 10 (20:31):
All right.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
What about a fox?

Speaker 10 (20:35):
I don't think you'd ever really be able to get
close enough to one unless it's in a domesticated situation.
They're pretty giddish, they run and yeah, I would say
probably not.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Yeah, no, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
What about a baby harp seal?

Speaker 10 (20:49):
I wouldn't try with any of them.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
They can be pretty seal. No, okay, let's wala bear.

Speaker 10 (20:56):
They have very no they bite.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
No panda, panda.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
Ripped apart.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Raccoon now, but they're so huge they are cute.

Speaker 10 (21:14):
What about a bunny? What about a rabbit?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, bunnies, But but she had another idea puffer fish
a puffer fish?

Speaker 33 (21:22):
No, why not?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Why not?

Speaker 21 (21:27):
Well, can you do it and get back to us
until us how that goes?

Speaker 10 (21:31):
Okay, uh, as long as it's not the blue rings.
They they're they're super venomous. But uh you again, you
could try it.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
They're gonna say no. Animals kangaroo, that's how they stay alive.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Kangaroo.

Speaker 10 (21:52):
Yeah, I would say yes with the kangaroo.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Can you ride in the pouch?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
No, you can not.

Speaker 10 (21:56):
I'll give you one.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, can you take her now? She's too big for
the pouch?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Man, So off my list.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
I think I only got like four I can actually touch,
and one has to be on a farm under supervision.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Okay, it is not going well.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
For my podcastn't be a quick podcast.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Damn it. Okay, guys, so what can I touch?

Speaker 10 (22:15):
The be very careful about touching anything.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, yeah, they're being very clear with everyone listening. If
you see anything in the wild, do not touch it.
And animals that do have venomous spines, they have those
to keep people like you away.

Speaker 10 (22:29):
Especially if you see anything in the wild, just let
it be, you know, do not go try to touch
it or take a selfie with it or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
We highly recommend you guys have ruined.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
This sounds like a great podcast. She can touch a bunny?
No spiky? All right, all right, we guys keep it.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
What's that I said?

Speaker 10 (22:56):
A pie that's not bunny?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yeah, just such a bunny like if it's not irritated.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Fine, fine, the new Gandhi podcast Danielle and Froggy. It's
called Gandhi Touches a Bunny. Yeah, that's it, And there
you go. All right, keep in mind support your local zoos,
especially Staten Island Zoo Alex and Repta Mat. Thank you
guys for coming on with us. We appreciate it. Yes,
another week and here we go into the day.

Speaker 29 (23:24):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Who our show?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Is still dating?

Speaker 24 (23:33):
Everybody?

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Diamond Diamond?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
You're still dating? Is Diamond dating? Are you dating?

Speaker 25 (23:39):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
He sorry?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Okay? Are you dating? Are you dating?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Okay, I mean actively a lot o no, just.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Just kind of one person casually.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Okay, Look, okay, okay, I don't want to Okay. Do
you agree or disagree with this statement? If you go
on a date with someone, maybe a second and you
see that maybe there could be something. Is that a
good time, that early in the stages of relationship to
start inquiring about their financial situation?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Huh at what point? Because you may you may see
I really like this guy a lot, and then you
realize he's just a disaster with his finances and he's
it's not good.

Speaker 34 (24:30):
I'm looking for the hints from day one, Okay, Yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Like a credit score, credit score.

Speaker 34 (24:37):
We'll get there, you know, we work that into conversation.
But like the first date, I'm like, okay, well, what
did you pay with a credit card?

Speaker 35 (24:45):
A debit card?

Speaker 34 (24:46):
Cas you keep an eye on it, you know, do
you take out your phone to transfer money right as
soon as the bill comes, as soon as you know
that it's coming. You know, I'm watching Okay, you know,
but like just outright asking, Ah, second or third date, okay,
you have to know. You have to know, you do.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
You have to.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Know if this if you're not in the casual dating
world and you've kind of moved over into the lane
of this could be my future, you need to know
about the finances because that is I hate to say,
that's a very important factor.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Is it's cause of a break up?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, if you bring Also, if you start dating someone
who has all this debt and you're going to be
partially responsible for it, possibly at a certain time, you
know what I mean, Like, that's a big responsibility, and
it makes you think, well, why do they have this debt?
Are they not good with money? Or is there something
I don't see here? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Exactly? I know, and we all know some people who
are in relationships where they found out too late that
the partner they're with and married is a disaster as
far as finances go, and financial planning and credit score awful.
They owe a buttload of money, they're in serious debt,
and it adds.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
A lot of stress to the relationship.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
You know, I could see it.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Being stressful the other way too, Like I would be
uncomfortable dating someone that made a ton more money than
me because we would just have such different lifestyles that
I don't know if I would feel like I had
to play catch up or if that person was then
always going to be paying for me, And I'd be
uncomfortable that way too, So I think it could go
both ways.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
I know, no one's going to agree with me there,
like yeah, I'll.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Take care, No, no, no, no, that's not true. People will I
know people who would agree with you there, But God
bless you man to find two people that are first
of all compatible with each other. And then you finally
get down to the finance thing, you're like, oh, dear God, no,
I can't do it.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
Would you have a problem, Well, I guess this wouldn't
apply to you straight guys in the room. Would you
have a problem if your girlfriend or wife made.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
A lot more money than you.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't say that.

Speaker 23 (26:45):
I know a lot of me have.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
A problem with it.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
And you say that now, But I wonder if it happened,
because this happens a lot in celebrity lives. If one
celebrity is making more or more popular than the other,
if it's the man, it's fine. Once the tables turn.
So many of these relationships break up because they can't
handle them.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
What would change, though, What would change?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Well, they're bringing in more, you don't.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
I'm I'm pretty sure my wife makes more than me,
and you know what, that's fine by me.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
But you don't know for a fact. I started a
look at that W two. It was pretty up there.
I tell Alex Man, make as much as you want.
I would love just to be a stay at home wife.
I was going to crighton barrel every day and buy
new place settings.

Speaker 19 (27:30):
Date.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
If you, guys decided ever to have children, and you
added one of your jobs had to go, I.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Would stay home.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Would how about you?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I would love to he wants to right now. I
would love to stay home and tell the nanny what
to do. And yeah, tell the nanny take care of
the kids. I got to run to Creighton Barrel. I
need a tablecloth for tonight.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
What would change?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Why?

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Like scary brings them a good point? What would change?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Like?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I think I thinks should would still be the same?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Right?

Speaker 10 (28:02):
Well?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Would change?

Speaker 11 (28:02):
Well?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Know you you would know going in there's nothing to
change because you know that they're making more money than you.
Does that make sense? Are you saying that you're in
a relationship and you make more money and then in
the middle of the relationship they start to make more
money than you.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
You're wondering what would change?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (28:15):
What your question is?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
Well sometimes people security level or just you know, their
mental state, what they think, the power dynamic is all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Guys, I think I need to be the Breadbrenner. I'm
the guy.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
You know.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
They think like, is that my cheesemo thing?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, there's no cheesemo going on here, no machizmo going
on here at all. Hey, good morning, Jeff, good morning,
good morning. So you met your wife on a dating
app and you asked her for a credit score before
you even met her.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Oh, I assured that it wasn't the very first minute
of it.

Speaker 10 (28:51):
It was probably like three weeks into.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Chatting, but still early.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
And then I asked her, Oh, yeah, that's she was
shocked by.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
It was she was shocked? Does she hesitate in turning
that information over it? Did she give you her her
credit score?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
So she actually didn't even know how to find it,
And I told her how to get it, you know,
the free websites and everything. Right, she got it, she
told me, And I was like, oh, that's that's completely doable.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, it's like, let me check my credit score. I'll
get back to you.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Now.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
What if she had come back to you with a
lower than desirable credit score?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I think I think I might have turned differently. I
don't know, because I've been on dates where girls have
told me they had let's say they were on a
like a fancy vacation. And I'm like, wow, we're kind
of young. How did you afford that? She goes, Oh,
I'm still paying it off.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Okay, you run all right? Well, you know it is
the American way, you know, the old credit card.

Speaker 10 (29:44):
Oh, yes, I know.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
But that's just the way I was Raised's very different.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
There you go, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Jeff.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Hi, I know we're going on on our fourth date.
Can we check you credit score? I'll hold.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
And show me.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Turn alone and show me. Don't just tell me because
I won't believe you.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
All right, Jeff, I'm sure you're not alone. I bet
other people are listening as well who have checked credit
scores before moving on in relationship. It's Sam.

Speaker 30 (30:07):
Sam's like, nope, what's I just feel like that's a
red flag. On the other end, I don't care what
my response would be if I was that early into
talking to someone.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
He's like, show me your credit score, and I'll be like, oh,
but he said, clearly that's how he was raised and
you need to take that into consideration.

Speaker 24 (30:21):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
I totally do, but it just doesn't work for me.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
It doesn't work for you, and that's totally fine.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
That would make me.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Think you're a money hungry person. I think a little bit.
If you want a hungry do you want my credit
score right away? I'd be like, why, Well, he's right here,
tell him why, Jeff, red flag Jeff.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
The credit score doesn't indicate how much your money is.
It doesn't show the income at all. It just shows responsibility.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, it shows that you're paying your bills and you're
not a shlub. You're not a scrub.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I don't want to know scrubs.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
I don't want know scrubs. Hi, Jeff, thank you so much.

Speaker 26 (30:52):
Elvister Wran in the Morning Show, Come on Wake d
we got how this Tran in the morning zoon.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
So whatever you saw this weekend probably doesn't talk what
Sean saw online twenty Hey Sean, he.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Out there.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Hey, so Sean, you're driving down the road minding your
own business. Which highway in Philly were you on this Google?

Speaker 25 (31:25):
It was on It was on seventy six?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Actually, yes, okay, okay, So what did you see on
the highway in Philly?

Speaker 25 (31:33):
We go to return the hall trailer and we see
this goose on the side of the road. That's kind
of just flapping. It looks obviously injured, and yeah, everyone
was kind of sad for the goose. But then this
car stop and out jump these two guys who are

(31:53):
trying to stop traffic. So they start waving their hands
and running around, and everyone's like, what's going on. This
goose comes out of nowhere, been trying to get away,
and then they picked the goose up and put it
in their car to drive off.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
So they abducted a goose.

Speaker 25 (32:09):
They abducted a goose, And I actually thought they took it,
like I mean, I'm hoping they took it to someplace
where it can heal, but I think they took it
for dinner.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
My god, Oh my god. We'll never know unless look, Sean,
obviously you weren't the only one on the road. If
anyone else saw these guys take the goose, or if
if you are one of the guys who took the
goose or you know them, would you please text us
at fifty five.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
We need to get to the bottom of this goose
abduction story.

Speaker 25 (32:39):
Yeah, I mean, I tell you everyone should be worried
about the goose.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
I'm telling you right now, geese. Their means you really
shouldn't be screwing around with them. I mean they will
peck your eyes out, you know. I mean they are violent,
but and they pooh, oh my god, they pooh more
than my dogs everywhere. So if you know more about
the goose that Sean's talking about, would you please get
in touch with this all right? Thank you, Sean, thank
you for checking in. We'll find out more about this

(33:03):
goose subduction. It's very important we.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Do I need to know.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
All right, thanks for listening to us. Have a great day.
There you go.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Everything's blowing up, the phone lines are blowing up. Everyone
is a goose story. Really, all these years, we just
could have talked about geese, we would have been relevant.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
I think everyone has a goose story. They're everywhere. They're
not specific to like one place. Geese are everywhere, and they're.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Mean, mean, mean as hell. Absolutely, And chihuahuas. Chihuahua was
another story.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Two of those animals. They're the ones I don't approach.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
You may have a chihuahua, you may love chihuahua's, but
I've never been a chihuahua that was nice. They always
tried to bite your head off. I would love to
see a goose in a Chihuahua in the ring together
and see which one, which one will be left standing? Anyway,
the phones are ringing. Go to line twenty four. Danielle,
Hello lady, Hello lady. You have a goose story. Really

(34:03):
big ratings in radio, big ratings when you talk about geese. Anyway,
go ahead. You saw the same thing that we heard
from our friend in Philly talk.

Speaker 28 (34:11):
About multiple times.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
What did you witness as far as geese go?

Speaker 5 (34:16):
And where did it happen?

Speaker 28 (34:18):
Okay, so I'm from Massachusetts. I live in Connecticut now,
and there was this pond in West Pwdy, Massachusetts where
these people used to go and they would hit the
geese with the bat on the head and throw them
in their trunk and drive away.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
And it happened all.

Speaker 23 (34:33):
The time that.

Speaker 28 (34:36):
They were going for their dinner.

Speaker 29 (34:38):
Goose against Christmas goose.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I don't you shouldn't beat one over the head? Can't
you just go to Walmart and buy one at the
grocery store? I don't know.

Speaker 10 (34:49):
It was really bizarre.

Speaker 28 (34:50):
We used to see it all the time, and it
was always dealing all the time, all the time, like
they would just like every weekend and you'd be driving
by the pond and you'd see people taking geese.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Look that's not hunting.

Speaker 10 (35:04):
No serious, that's strange.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yeah, all right, thanks for your goose story. Everyone has
a goose story. You have a great day. Thank you
so much for listening to us. Love you more.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
A line twenty is Casey Casey's calling with a goose story? Yes, Hi,
is this Kelsey Kelsey? Hi, Kelsey, what's going on? No,
Casey Casey? No, okay, Casey Kelsey's on. Our next call
is from Kelsey Casey. So you called the police on
a couple of guys that were abducting a goose.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (35:39):
I was at a park, just minding my own business,
and I saw this truck pull up to this group
of geese, and these two guys came out with a
box and they grabbed this goose and shoved it in
the box. And I'm watching this whole thing, and I'm
just like hysterical, and I start crying, and I'm.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
Like, what do I do?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
What do I do?

Speaker 16 (35:58):
So I called the police and I told them what
was happening. And man, a police officer got there in
like thirty five seconds. He was so quick to show
up and they.

Speaker 23 (36:10):
He talked to the two guys.

Speaker 16 (36:11):
With the goose and then drove off into the park.

Speaker 36 (36:14):
So I walked over.

Speaker 23 (36:15):
To him and I was like, is that goose?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (36:17):
I'm still crying hysterically as this goose is getting taken away.
They're like, oh, yeah, he's just animal control and the
goose is hurt, so he's going to get help. I'm like,
oh my goodness, I feel like such a moron.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
So these guys were like animal control guys.

Speaker 16 (36:31):
They were animal control, but they didn't said nothing was
on the They weren't wearing anything that said animal control.
They just had like an old computer box and they
were shoving this goose in.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
It is good subduction more of a thing than we
ever knew, because so this.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Is new to me.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I guess at least they were gonna eat it like
some people stop it doing. All right, there you go.
So if you see a goose subduction, you should question
them before you call the authority. What do you do
with that?

Speaker 23 (37:01):
Pardon?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
What are you doing that goose?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
All right?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Thank you very much, Casey.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Thanks Mite Kelsey On line twenty one, another goose story.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
We could do this all day.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
How is this happening.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
It's a ratings grabber. Danielle, come on, hello, Kelsey.

Speaker 24 (37:18):
Hello, everybody has it going well?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Hello lady, So you got attacked by a goose? I
know their geese are awful. Anyway, go ahead.

Speaker 24 (37:27):
So I was on a second game with somebody and
we decide to take, you know, just a little stroll
around the lake and look at all the pretty things,
you know, how romantic. And I see a little baby goose,
and naturally I go near it because I love animals
and I have no control.

Speaker 20 (37:47):
I start walking towards Then all of a sudden, I hear.

Speaker 24 (37:50):
That like like where, and this massive goose comes flying
at me and it starts was literally attacking me and
chasing me. So I start running all over the lake
because now I'm trying to get rid of this goose
off of me, and the guy I'm with is hysterically laughing,
and he's like just he can't even move because he's laughing.
I'm losing my shoes as I'm running all over the place.

(38:14):
And yeah, I became extremely disheveled after getting attached by
a goose on a second day.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
On the second day, well, so did you drop this guy?
He sounds like a loser.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 24 (38:24):
No, he was really nice. But on the third day
he did bring me a beanie baby of a like
of a goose and was like, oh, I want this
to the memory.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
To say you he laughed.

Speaker 36 (38:38):
He didn't he.

Speaker 24 (38:40):
I mean, honestly, I would have laughed too. It was
very funny, So I can't.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
So.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
But there was no date after the third date?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Was that it.

Speaker 24 (38:49):
I actually ended up dating Um for quite a while
and then we like went off to college and did
you know, their separate ways. But the goose story does
reunite us anytime we see goose things, so I can't
wait to tell him and be like, hey, remember that's
how you let me get attacked by the goose.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
So I mean they are vicious, these gies. All right,
thank you so much, Kelsey. Have a great day, happy
goose chasing. Anyway, Wait, we have more calls about Jez.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Yeah, this is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Okay, we're gonna be here all day. Okay, we have
to talk to Jessica. Line twenty four, also attacked by
a goose. Oh Jessica, what's it feel like to be
attacked by a goose?

Speaker 24 (39:30):
Hey, guys, how you doing.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
We're doing okay, but we're a little concerned.

Speaker 21 (39:33):
Tell me, okay.

Speaker 20 (39:35):
So I'm a property manager and I have a building
bar on Lakes and I see your little ones all
the time. And yeah they're mean they you know, they
squawk at you. And I'm walking around the back of
the building and I always have pepper spray with me
because I never know. And this fifty.

Speaker 16 (39:50):
Pound with the red eyes and the red.

Speaker 20 (39:53):
Legs comes running after me. Same thing with that lady.
I'm running. I had the pepper spray.

Speaker 18 (39:59):
The goose.

Speaker 20 (40:02):
Away my papers spray, trying to get the pack up
shake and trying to get the pepper spray open in
the right direction. And I just sprayed it and it right,
and it's them and I don't know where what.

Speaker 25 (40:17):
I'm going to.

Speaker 20 (40:17):
Crap out of me? That thing with fifty pounds, it
was like a turkey. Wow, it was okay though the goose,
the goose was fine. It just I did. I couldn't
let it get me, all right. I love you guys.
You guys are awesome. Man Danielle, Danielle and GONDI.

Speaker 27 (40:38):
You guys takes my day.

Speaker 20 (40:41):
Uncle Johnny Stokes, your laugh makes me laugh.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I love that. Thank you so much, Jessica. Ahead day, okay,
and just talk about geese all day.

Speaker 8 (40:50):
I'm telling you so you know, I lived in Boston
for a while at the Boston Public Garden.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
There's a little lake.

Speaker 8 (40:55):
They call it like Swan Lake, meaner than geese are swans.
And if you say it there long enough, guaranteed you
watch somebody get attacked.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
It was glorious, so good.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Oh, we love nature.

Speaker 29 (41:08):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
I recently discovered and I've never been sicker.

Speaker 29 (41:16):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday. Listen on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I have a restraining order against them.

Speaker 29 (41:26):
Oh, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. A mistran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Hey, uh, have you ever cloaked?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Anyone?

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Hear me out?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
That sounds a little wrong.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
No, you've heard, you've heard of being ghosted, Like you
go out with someone and then they just disappear. You
never hear from them again. Cloaking is the ultimate. Not
only do you not hear from them, but you're now cloaked.
They block you from all social media. It's as if
they don't even want you to know they exist anymore.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Oh, like they just vanish off the planet.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yes, what the hell do you have to do to
someone for them to do that?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Well, you know, maybe nothing, you know what. Maybe you know,
let's say you went on a first date and you
did whatever you needed to do and you're like, Okay,
I don't really have any need for them in my life.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Again, I don't want any complications.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I don't want them to even have a chance to
get confused about what last night was about. I'm going
to cloak them. They cannot get in touch with me,
they can't find me on social media. I will disappear
from the planet Earth.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
It's so brutal.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
That's such like mean dramatic way to address it.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
It's like the phantom poo. Yeah, you know the phantom pooh.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, Well you go to pooh and then you look
in there and there's nothing there. Right, It's like, where
did it go? It's a cloaked pooh. Anyway, So anyway,
scary got cloaked. Yeah, oh, now who cloaked you?

Speaker 33 (42:46):
It was a while back, but this girl cloaked me
after we met for the first time, and she saw
me and we're gonna go to dinner, and then we
went like, oh, you know what, let's go for coffee instead.
So we went for like a fifteen minute coffee and
then she disappeared, shees, I have to go bone rings.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Later, never heard from her again. Wow, So you went
to trying her on the social media and she you
were blocked?

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Gone, oh wow, okay.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Look, you know, in this day and age, I can
almost see how if you're just busy at school or
busy at work, and you know, then you have a
lot of people depending on you for this and that,
and then you have this one person who had a
one night thing with it was like, hey, when he did,
I kept me not calling me.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
You have which one on?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Where'd you get? Cloak?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Sounds heartless?

Speaker 23 (43:29):
It is?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Why are you laughing? Gandhi?

Speaker 8 (43:32):
Because I just think that there are so many better
ways to handle it, Like why don't you just tell
that person when they're saying, hey, what happened? Why don't
you just say I'm not into you, I don't like you.
This is not going anyway.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I think because a lot of people are chicken poops.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
Is so much meaner to block them on social media.
It's not like you can't be found because we all
know this. Like if somebody were to block me, I
would just ask one of my girlfriends, hey, you see
this person, And then they do, and you know.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
That you're blocked, Like you're not wildly getting away.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
But I happen to agree with Gandhi with Danielle. I
originally thought, okay, you're just you're spineless. Yeah, if you
can't like handle this like an adult and say, okay,
look it just didn't work out. But I'm telling you
right now, as sure as I'm sitting here, there have
been people who I have said, you know what, not
working out?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
They don't go away?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yeah, so cloaking them and sure is they're going to
go away?

Speaker 4 (44:20):
It does.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
And I guess if someone refuses to go away, sure,
but I think a lot of people get complexes and
then become really insecure. If you go on a date
and then you never have an answer about what happened,
what went wrong?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Why don't you like whatever it is?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
So well, let's go back to uh intern Brianna, Hello,
you've cloaked people?

Speaker 37 (44:36):
Oh I am a hardcore cloaker, like.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Okay, give me, give me one example, like just just
like walk me through the story.

Speaker 37 (44:44):
Okay, real quick, how do you tell someone that you
don't want to be their friend because of their personality?
Like there's no way to not like insult them, So
the only thing you can do is full on cloak. So, like,
there's been a couple of people that I've met in
college that like we've worked on group projects and then
they want to just escalate the friendship. And so like

(45:05):
after the project's over and you gave them your number,
you got to stop answering their text, and then you
got to unfollow them on social media, and then you
just got to avoid them in the halls.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
If you're cloaking someone who you go to school with,
you're gonna see them. You're gonna see them at the bar,
gonna see them in the hallways. So what do you do?
Do You run the other way, you put a you
put your book over your face.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I mean walk down there.

Speaker 37 (45:28):
There's been a few times where like I've completely like
left the building and like snuck out a door to cloak.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Okay, well, then do you want to live that? That
sounds like a rough life to live, does.

Speaker 37 (45:39):
But there's also a time where I face the person
and they asked to hang out again after months of
me like being invisible straight wow, Harry Potter cloak and
they like they asked for me to hang out again,
and I had to tell them like, probably not, and
then I felt worse, all right.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Also, it's about the cloaker, not the cloaking it is.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
And it goes back to what Daniel says you basically,
no offense, Brianna, you're a little spine list when.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
It comes to this.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Oh, definitely, I'm a person.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
No, that's my problem. You're not a bad person, is
my point. So so I think she's a bad person. An,
thank you very much, No problem.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I see. I would never do that unless somebody really
did me wrong. I would just tolerate the text messages
and just give them a couple word answers and check
in every now and then and whatever. But I would
never do that unless they really did something wrong.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Right, Okay, I.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Wouldn't do it either. I would just tell someone this
is what my problem is with you, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
God bless you. Gandhi, And you know, Daniel, you have
to agree. Since since Gandhi has arrived on our shores. Yeah,
we have learned a lot from you because you have
a different perspective than us. We're a bunch of chickens.
I don't want to offend anyone. I don't want to
I don't want to say to this person, you know what,
it's not working.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I don't like to hurt feelings. A lot of times
I feel bad.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
Well, so this is what I think that time is
the one commodity you can never get back, no matter
what you do. You can get back money, you can
get back a lot of stuff, never time. So I
don't want to waste somebody's time by giving them a
thought that there's something that's gonna happen that's never gonna happen.
So I think it's just a lot nicer, even though
it seems harsher to just say I don't like you,
this isn't going to work out.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Move on.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I did it once because the person did something they
shouldn't have done and it didn't turn out fair enough.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
All right, Well, sometimes you gotta do something you don't
want to do, what you need to do. Sometimes it
hurts you, like cut them off. Then you're like, I'm
so glad they're cut off. Good morning, Shelley. How's it going.

Speaker 36 (47:33):
Good morning? How are you guys all doing.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
A confuse and befuddle? Your ex's mom made him cloak
you and.

Speaker 36 (47:42):
Made the whole family cloak me.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Oh now, why do you think they did that? What
is their problem with you? Shelley?

Speaker 36 (47:50):
So we were each other's first relationship, So I think
she was more just scared of him having a girlfriend
and she didn't like it. And I think she was
just honestly jealous of like the time he was spending
with me and not with her. It's really weird.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Moms do that, I know. But so you guys broke
up obviously, Yes, he.

Speaker 36 (48:07):
Made She made him text me and break up with me.
He wasn't allowed to look my way. We weren't even
allowed to look at each other.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It's weird.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
And so the whole family cloaked you.

Speaker 36 (48:18):
Yeah, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, everything every social media you
could think of.

Speaker 24 (48:23):
I'm blocked.

Speaker 34 (48:24):
Now.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
How long ago did this happen?

Speaker 36 (48:27):
A couple of years ago?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Now, in hindsight, aren't you glad it happened? You've moved
on in life is much better now right?

Speaker 36 (48:32):
Well, actually he now dates my sister in law's little cousin.
Oh gosy, and I see him around a lot o
lordow yes, and he has a kid with her now,
so he's in the family forever.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Now it sounds like something all right, well, good luck
to you, Shelley. But I think being cloked, sometimes being
cloaked is the best thing that can happen to you.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Might be.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
I mean, you at least get a very clear sign
this person is a jerk, and you don't need someone
like that in your life.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Especially when she has to deal with their family.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I don't know. I think there's more to the story. Yeah,
there are always there's always more to the story. Hello, Danielle,
how are you.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 27 (49:15):
Now.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
You don't only cloak people who you date, You cloak
like coworkers and stuff. You had to cloak someone at work, yes, Like,
oh my gosh, what happened?

Speaker 11 (49:27):
So this actually only happened about two weeks ago. She
I mean we were close, you know, we would go
out the lunch. We worked very well together. And then
she decided to get herself a new job, which was
about two weeks ago, and before she left, she got

(49:49):
a little kind of like I'm gonna say, psycho, Psycho.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Is kind of a weird word. Was she getting clingy
to you?

Speaker 11 (49:57):
Yes, almost, as I like she was obsessed with me.
So it's it was like I wasn't allowed to go
out to lunch with other coworkers, or if I did
go out with another coworker, she would say like, oh,
so you went out to lunch with me, lunch without me?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Wow, So you had to cloak or you don't work
with her anymore though, do you No?

Speaker 11 (50:17):
I completely like when she left she texted me only
when she was gone for about a week, and she
texted me and said, do you not miss me already?
And that was my indicator, like, okay.

Speaker 21 (50:29):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
That's a little it.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Know, it's kind of interesting about people that do things
like that, and most people are capable of doing it
without realizing it, but if you hear someone else tell
the stories, you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
I really was like that.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
Yes, And I got so scary to the point where
I like, when I get home to my kids, that's it.
I don't My kids are are basically my home. I
don't want anything to do with work by the time
I get home. But the one time she told me
three times within the hour and then the next day

(51:02):
she's like, what do you don't take off your phone?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
No, no, don't walk again.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Cloaking is like ghosting.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
It's where you someone in your life for some reason
or another, you you just want to cut them off completely.
So now you you've cut her off completely, And now
do you feel okay? I mean she hasn't tried to
come around hesh.

Speaker 11 (51:20):
No, I had to block her from I even walked
her husband just in case, like there was some way,
like sad, a way to get into his account for.

Speaker 24 (51:30):
Her to.

Speaker 10 (51:33):
Look.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
You know what, we laugh at this, but this is scary.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
It's serious.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
People are listening. If you feel like maybe you're doing
this to someone.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Stop it, don't do it.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Thank you for listening. Thank you, Danielle, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Now, if you feel like that you're seeing signs that
they want you to back off, then I would go
ahead and read those and back off.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
That's not cool at all. No, move out of the state.
Go away.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Who I'm gonna play hooky?

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Goodbye?

Speaker 29 (52:00):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran's phone.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Tap into the phone tap all right, all right, Garrett
let's see what you got here.

Speaker 35 (52:14):
Nicole wants to play a phone tap on her mom
and dad. Now, Nicole's parents are leaving for a European
cruise in just a few hours when I place this call.
So I'm going to start the call to Nicole's mom, Teresa,
from the car service company that's coming to pick her
up for the cruise, her and her dad, and then
to let her know that I'm not going to be
able to pick her up on.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Oh no, no, no, no, she has to catch her her travel stuff.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
I mean, you can't do this.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
She will eventually, but first we do a phone tap.
See what happened to Garrett's phone tap?

Speaker 35 (52:42):
Hello, Hi, is there Teresa or an Anthony banoxat home?

Speaker 20 (52:48):
This is Tera.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
What do you need?

Speaker 15 (52:50):
I'm very busy.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
My name is Todd.

Speaker 35 (52:52):
I'm supposed to be picking you up in the next
hour to bring you to the port. Yeah, I can't
get my car started and it seems to have a
little bit of a flat is two hours okay?

Speaker 15 (53:05):
I know it's not okay, So it's the whole point
of scheduling something like this. I need you here within
thirty minutes with traveling out.

Speaker 35 (53:12):
Of town, going it is there another boat that goes
out or something.

Speaker 21 (53:16):
Is wrong with you?

Speaker 15 (53:17):
A cruise leads There isn't a second cruise. They're not
going to line up some gamy for us to row
and catch up.

Speaker 21 (53:24):
Where's Frank?

Speaker 35 (53:25):
Frank actually called out sick today, so I'm picking up
some of his extra shifts that he had.

Speaker 15 (53:30):
I want to know what Frank is?

Speaker 32 (53:31):
I paid you guys in the dance, So you can't
get a later boat?

Speaker 11 (53:35):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 15 (53:36):
You can't hear it. It's a European cruit. It's not
like a subway train. There's not gonna be another one
coming down the track. I'm gonna talk to your boss,
and the heads are gonna roll.

Speaker 14 (53:46):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 15 (53:47):
You should be behind the wheel right now coming to
get me.

Speaker 35 (53:50):
Could you come, maybe give me a ride and then
I can take your car and then bring.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
It back to your house.

Speaker 15 (53:55):
Oh my god?

Speaker 10 (53:56):
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 15 (53:58):
You know what this conversation is?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
So your job up?

Speaker 27 (54:03):
A man?

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Hello?

Speaker 27 (54:06):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (54:07):
Are you there?

Speaker 35 (54:09):
Do you call you there? I just up on your mom.
All right, let's call back your parents' house. Just push
their buns for a couple of seconds, then let them
know it's all a joke.

Speaker 22 (54:18):
All right, okay, all right, hold on, hello, what's going on?

Speaker 21 (54:25):
Hey?

Speaker 25 (54:26):
Where are you right now?

Speaker 16 (54:27):
I'm at work.

Speaker 21 (54:29):
Okay, we got a situation here.

Speaker 25 (54:32):
I need you to come and get us.

Speaker 36 (54:34):
Long is everything?

Speaker 22 (54:35):
Okay?

Speaker 21 (54:36):
Everything's wrong.

Speaker 25 (54:37):
The car didn't show up. We got to get out
of here.

Speaker 10 (54:39):
We're going to miss the boat.

Speaker 25 (54:40):
I need you to come get us to the boat.

Speaker 10 (54:42):
Can't.

Speaker 20 (54:43):
I can't leave work.

Speaker 15 (54:44):
They reave work now. We need to ride to the cruise.
It's leaving.

Speaker 19 (54:48):
Mom, Just calm down.

Speaker 17 (54:50):
I can't actually leave work right now.

Speaker 15 (54:52):
So tell them your grandmother died. Tell them you need
to leave work now. You don't understand how to take
care of your parents.

Speaker 19 (54:58):
I'm not gonna lie about now and say that she's
dead just so that I can come get you.

Speaker 36 (55:03):
Mom.

Speaker 21 (55:03):
I have to go.

Speaker 15 (55:04):
Oh now, you can't lie your entire year of being sixteen.

Speaker 27 (55:07):
You lost him, Mommie taken uber No.

Speaker 15 (55:10):
I like to get into a car with a stranger.

Speaker 24 (55:13):
You wake me up.

Speaker 11 (55:14):
I cannot leave work right now.

Speaker 15 (55:16):
All right, I'm just get in the car with Ted Bundy.
You can find me behind the dumpster.

Speaker 27 (55:20):
Would that make it happy?

Speaker 15 (55:21):
I'm not getting out sober col Bruce.

Speaker 18 (55:24):
He's up right now.

Speaker 19 (55:25):
We can give you.

Speaker 15 (55:26):
A ride always up right now and he's about two
jen atomic kids. You want to get a Ceui on
the way to the cruise ship. I'm not thriving with uncle.

Speaker 27 (55:34):
Bruce this car.

Speaker 35 (55:35):
And I'm like, hey, Teresa, who are you? Teresa? My
name is Garret from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tax?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 15 (55:48):
Kidding me?

Speaker 11 (55:49):
Is what you've done?

Speaker 10 (55:49):
It?

Speaker 15 (55:49):
Two hours before I leave up vacation. I'm telling you, kid,
kill you.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Meet Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Table was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 29 (56:03):
The Elvis Duran phones have only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
That was kind of rude of you. What what you
said about Josh Hartnett.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Can I throw Nate under the bus for it?

Speaker 9 (56:17):
Nate?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Nate was Nate was the rude one.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
At you agreed? You said that Josh Hartnett looks like
he's one of those celebrities that doesn't bathe. Yes, thousand percent,
of course he bathes. I bet he smells great. Okay,
he may, babe. I would sniff him over you any day, Okay.
He may bathe, but I bet he doesn't apply some
sort of deodorant product. There's no cologne.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
I think he he looks like he smells, and he
looks like he goes days without shaft.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
I gotta tell you celebrities, actors, yeah, actresses, the ones
that look like they don't bathe, They do bathe.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Like people always said, oh sting, blah blah blah. Well
let me tell you. I got very close to this thing,
and he smelled fine. He smelled great.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I just I gotta be honest with you. Didn't smell good.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
When like four times when I met him.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
The last time we were with him, he smelled good.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
The thing is, if you're staying, you can smell like
whatever you want your sting. I love him.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
You give everyone a story.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
I was stinky.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
So back to Josh Hartnett, you know, Alex, and I
looked at the apartment he was selling. It was down
here and trybeca beautiful apartment, top floor, had a terrace.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
It needed a lot of work, and that's okay, most
apartments do.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
In my opinion. You know me, I'm a little picky anyway,
So I'm like, oh my god. When the real estate
agent left the bedroom. I was like, I'm going to
get into the bed and sniff his pillow. I didn't
do it. No, I didn't do it. Hello, Jen, how
are you?

Speaker 27 (57:43):
OHI good.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
We're dedicating our entire hour to Josh Hartnett. There are
people who didn't don't even know who he is. Anyway,
So your husband took Josh Hartnett skydiving?

Speaker 27 (57:57):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 22 (57:58):
He came out to the God Having Center in the
Poconos in Strasburg about nine or ten years ago, and
he flew in on a on a private helicopter and
he brought a bunch of Victoria's Secret models with him.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
So he flew Victoria's secret supermodels on a helicopter to
the Poconos to go skydiving. That is that is so gangsty.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
All right, so your husband went skydiving with him?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
How did he do?

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Obviously he worked what he did?

Speaker 23 (58:33):
All right?

Speaker 22 (58:34):
You know it wasn't wasn't the star student.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
But he's a nice guy, nice guy.

Speaker 22 (58:38):
Oh yeah, super nice.

Speaker 16 (58:40):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
He's in a good mood. He had model super right.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
See, if I looked like Josh Hartnett, I would have
supermodels with me too.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
You Yeah, fly him out. Were jump out of a plane.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
We're going to the Poconos. All right, Jen, I have
a beautiful day. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 22 (58:56):
Thank you, Love you guys, love me.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
What's that text? Somebody was in Puerto Rico in two
thousand and eight. They turned to the right. Josh Hartnetz
and they're drinking a beer. Josh Hartnett story.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
It's all over the place. Is Josh hardness.

Speaker 27 (59:12):
Josh.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
It's like he's a human being. He does things.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Yeah, I had no idea. There were so many encounters
with Josh Hartnett.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
We do have to move on, man, But there is
a topic here which celebrities look like they smell. Oh,
I got another one. Josh Hartnett and Brad Pitt. I
bet he's stinky.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
He looks stinky.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
He looks just because someone uses hair product you think
they smell.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Sounds like you're jealous, Nate.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
So I walked. I walked from my apartment to Emmett's.
It was like a fifteen minute walk, ninety one degrees.
It was hot as hell. I saw three guys, not
to three guys with skirts. A lot of skirt guys
here in town. I get it.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Hell, yeah, I circulation air can get up there in
the heats. No good, you don't want pants right now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
No pants suck. And if you're a guy, you have
your little chandelier down there on this wedding. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Frog, Do you want to put a skirt on today?

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
But last night I had to get I forgot my
garbage can was out by the street, and you can't
leave your garbage can out people like lose their crap here.
So last night, about nine thirty, Lisa goes, you're gonna
go get the garbage kin from the street. So I did,
but I didn't have any pants on. So I went
outside with no pants on, and of course two neighbors
are outside with their dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
No pants.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
What were you wearing? Just underwear?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Wait, boxer shorts are like your tidy whitey thingies.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
No, like my bikini? Your bikini? No like these underwear?
Whatever the hell? Show me, show me pull your pants.

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Speaker 29 (01:01:10):
Elvis dan in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
So on the show, we were talking about that girl
on the delayed flight who was asked to sing a
Moana song in front of all of the passengers who
were forced to listen to her right in the room.
You know we're split on this half of us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Well, no, I think it's just me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Daniel gets more than one. But I mean, and Gandhi
put it really well. I mean, we're being held hostage
by this girl singing Mahana.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Yeah, but you are being held hostage by the flight
because you can't leave. You got to sit there and
wait for them to take off anyway. So so yeah,
but at least it is something entertaining, something to give
you a little entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Let me give you. Let me give you a story
from our friend Nadira, who said this text, Hi, Nadeira,
how you doing.

Speaker 20 (01:02:08):
Hy, lady Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
So we're talking about that girl who held an entire
flight hostage in sang Moana. I want you to tell
everyone I used to make you do because it makes
that little singing in the microphone a cake walk.

Speaker 32 (01:02:27):
Listen.

Speaker 18 (01:02:30):
Yeah, so I'm from Queen's originally. So my mom we'd
go to Port Authority in the greyhound bus and we'd
go to New Mexico and she'd like begged me to
sing in the aisle and I'm like mortified, but she's like, well,
I'll get you that coloring book, you know with the
that was invisible, and I really wanted it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
So I'm so traumatized to this day. Drive me for
the greyhound bus riders.

Speaker 18 (01:02:54):
Yes, and I was stuck over there for two days.

Speaker 21 (01:02:57):
No, not really.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Terrible to New Mexico so long, Yes, New Mexico.

Speaker 18 (01:03:06):
Yes, it sounds like a few days. So it was
really embarrassing seeing these people every day that they didn't
want me to sing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
The same people every day, Okay.

Speaker 27 (01:03:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
Two questions of Dera. One, what were their reactions were?
They all like, please get away from me? And then too,
what did you sing?

Speaker 18 (01:03:26):
It was a little mermaids And they kind of just
looked like they were they felt bad for me because
I didn't look happy about it, and I was kind
of trembling, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
How to give us a little little mermaid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Now you don't want it, you don't want it. The
way to Mexico. I mean, do you think that they
were offended that they were forced to listen to you
saying no offense?

Speaker 18 (01:03:53):
Well, they probably They probably just realized that my mom
was like a whack job, like I was over why
she had to do your why would she do so?
My mom was the little she was special.

Speaker 27 (01:04:04):
She was special.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I know, she sounds like a great mom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
She was proud of you though. She probably thought you
could sing great.

Speaker 23 (01:04:10):
Get here.

Speaker 18 (01:04:10):
She thought I could do everything. She thought I could
do anything.

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
That's actually how that affected you as.

Speaker 18 (01:04:18):
I love you guys. Oh you know, I'm pretty confident
now just doing anything.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
I guess, just a wee bit traumatized.

Speaker 21 (01:04:28):
Yeah, I love you guys.

Speaker 18 (01:04:31):
Thank you for talking to me.

Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
I since God was a boy.

Speaker 18 (01:04:34):
By you too, love me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
By So there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
She does bring up a good point though, the kids.
There was a study that just came out about this.
The kids that did like the play acting in front
of people and performed are more confident later on in
life and have better social skills.

Speaker 33 (01:04:54):
That's great. Go take your kid busting in the subway
because people could leave if they don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
To hear it. It's not the place for.

Speaker 33 (01:05:01):
The training ground for this stuff. There's so many other
venues and outlets for them, don't you think.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Then we were getting yelled at by people listening to us,
and they were texting us, yelled at for being so
insensitive and so rude to this little girl who was
performing for this plane full of hostages. Oh my god,
and she said this. One person texted in, you guys
are so mean. I'm turning the station to another channel. Okay,
at least you have the choice to do that exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
You're stuck on that plane. God forbid you forgot your
headphones that day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Is it the worst thing in the world for you
to have to sit there and listen?

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
It's not the worst thing.

Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
In the world, but it's also not anything I want
to be part of. Why does the worst thing in
the world have to be the bar? I don't have
to say good I don't want to put it when
you're there. Anyway, Guys, you're sitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
You're forced to be there to let you off the plane,
so you might as well have a little.

Speaker 33 (01:05:50):
Len Gandhi mentioned earlier when you keep up that microphone
on that intercolm, everything pauses.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
So no matter what you're watching, everything's time. Yeah, you're
your your movie is frozen. That will never let my
kid do that.

Speaker 13 (01:06:05):
Ever, even if she said, Daddy, daddy, I want to know,
I would never let her do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
What if we chose who's going to sing? I want
want the little girl, I want that old man up
in one. A American airline title.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
A talent shop waiting to get into the air is
a great idea. It will pass the time and everybody
gets to show their hidden talents.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Oh god, you know how many times?

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Wouldn't that be great if you had a close up
magician on your flight and you just come doing card.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Tricks and that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
If he was on my flight, I'd be very exactly exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
And plus he's just performing for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Maybe you're seeing now, not for the entire plane forcing you.
You can't read, you can't listen to anything on your headphones.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 33 (01:06:50):
Said, all right, kid, give me your best twenty seconds
and then then that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
I could do twenty seconds. What did that you? Oh,
it's a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:06:58):
I like the one person who texted and what if
it was Mariah Carey, but you wouldn't say the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Correct, But it was not Maria.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Care that's the point.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Well, what if it was Mariah Carey and you weren't
a fan of Mariah Carey, maybe then you would say,
I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
It's not gonna happen. Maury Carrey's never going to stand
up on a commercial plane. She's never gonna be in
a commercial flight, and she's not performing for let's play.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Let's get into how well do you know our show?

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Scary? Getting to know us? You need to know a
bob Us.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Line six is Amanda from Boca?

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
How you doing, Amanda hill O?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Lady?

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
How well do you know our show? Amanda?

Speaker 36 (01:07:42):
I hope very well?

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
How long have you been listening to us?

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Forever?

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Fifteen years? That is forever? Yea many people? All right,
if you've been listening closely for fifteen years and not passively,
you may win some money.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Here are you ready to go?

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
All right? Do you know the show? Example number one?

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Amanda?

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
What is that?

Speaker 24 (01:08:13):
Is that Danielle gagging?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
She knew she was gagging to Danielle by the way,
as you know, Danielle gags if you talk about mayonnaise,
or you talking about anything that has mayonnaise in it,
or when Scary licks her neck that okay, you know
watch this, watch this, hey, Danielle, would you love a
deviled egg right now?

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
With that mayonnaise building leg? See see?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
All right? Okay, okay, stop, all right, I stopped. Okay, gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
So much?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
No, all right, so needs to keep score because I
don't have any way to write. So you're ten dollars up? Okay, Amanda?
Here is do you know the show sound number two?

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
They're hiding matterfly fly away?

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
Yep?

Speaker 36 (01:09:04):
Do you know what was meeting Miley Cyrus?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Is Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
As Miley Cyrus?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
When did you know that you had the talent, the
talent of duplicating the sound of Mony Cyrus.

Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
The second I heard her speak, I was like, oh, yeah,
I got this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Let's go do a good job.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
She up to twenty dollars. You're doing very well, Amanda.
They're gonna get a little tough. Here is, do you
know the show sound number three?

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah b b
b B.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
All right, by all right, do you know what B
means who is that? And why wasn't that.

Speaker 24 (01:09:45):
The sound that you guys were like laughing that you
hate hearing. I don't I remember if it was great
or scary anything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
But what did But why? Why?

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Why does scary go bah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 24 (01:09:58):
When someone's talking and then he'll.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Like do it, Yes, there you go, that's right. You
are up to thirty dollars. Y'll scary, we'll do that
when you're talking. You go uh and try to stop you.

Speaker 18 (01:10:09):
Oh, bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
I love theory about it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
He doesn't do do it much anymore because well he
almost lost his job. All right, So this is great.
You're up to thirty dollars. All right, here is do
you know the show's sound number four? Okay, very very
very important. Danielle's laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Absolutely try to live with that, Yeah, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Danielle has been doing that laugh. She just did it again.
She's been doing that laugh on our show since the
very beginning, over twenty five years ago. And you know,
I think when people say they love our show, the
first thing they say is, you know, I love that
Daniell's laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Ah, the nice make me cry don't make me cry.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
All right, here's the sound of Danielle crying. All right,
you know what you're doing really well? Here, Manda, she's
doing great. Guys, forty bucks. You're up to forty bucks.
All right. Okay, this is a little more challenging, but
you've been listening closely, you'll get it. Here is do
you know the show's sound number five?

Speaker 18 (01:11:11):
Oh?

Speaker 36 (01:11:12):
Oh stop?

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Okay, that's grossing a lot of people out. Do you
know what that sound is?

Speaker 23 (01:11:21):
I don't know that one.

Speaker 24 (01:11:23):
Is it Froggy chewing a close No, Froggy would never
be so rude.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
That is scary chewing. He eats constantly during the show,
and we hear it NonStop. All right, So you're down ten,
so you're she's down ten points.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Now thirty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
You're at thirty bucks.

Speaker 25 (01:11:43):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Let's see if you can recall this famous moment or
two from your fifteen years of listening. Here's do you
know the show sound? Number six? I love that's a
lot of cheese.

Speaker 38 (01:11:55):
Don't get me started on strange Jesus it cut up?
Oh my god, I have such cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
All right? What is that sound on our show? I
have no Yeah, we don't do it enough. That's me
praising cheeses. This is one of my favorite things you do,
by the way, it really is. Cheeses are fabulous. Like
what's your favorite.

Speaker 21 (01:12:24):
Cheese, Amanda, Oh, mozzarella.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Yeah, you can praise montzarella. It's okay, all right, Well,
now you're down ten, So she's down to twenty twenty bucks.
Oh no, all right, these are getting a little tough too.
You've been listening for twenty five years. You heard this
guy on the show a lot. Do you know the show?
Sound number seven?

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
The best bot of the super Bowl was Brutal Boss
at Bull Music.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
He wants us to play Boy music? Who is that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Oh my gosh, it's that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Play again? Played again.

Speaker 12 (01:12:59):
The best pot of the super Bowl was Brutal Boss
at Bull Music.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
No, it's one of our bosses yelling at us because
we don't play enough music.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
That is a real guy who works here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Mister program director, Mister program director, what is the fatal flaw.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Of our show? Don't play it enough music?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
All right, I got to play a bull of it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
All right, Well you're down, you know what I'm gonna get.
We're gonna let you your hang on that one. You're
still at twenty dollars. All right, let's give you do
you know the show's sound number eight?

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
One more time?

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
What is that? Well, I'll tell you what. It's Danielle
doing the airhorn. Do it, Danielle?

Speaker 25 (01:13:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
No, no, no, no, that's the siren the airhorn. Oh god,
they're both equally as awful. All right, all right, you
got Danielle right, books.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
So you got there? You ten dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
All right, annoying sounds. I'm learning from this name.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
Here's another one we've done just periodically.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
You if you don't listen every single hour, every single day,
you may not know who this character is. It's do
you know the show sound number nine?

Speaker 22 (01:14:18):
What is that?

Speaker 36 (01:14:20):
Gandhi's impression of Woody wood packer?

Speaker 23 (01:14:24):
And there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
This is the most annoying show ever. I'm glad we
did that. It's it's a great way for to like
change things around here. Hey, look, is it true that
you're getting married tomorrow?

Speaker 24 (01:14:43):
It is?

Speaker 36 (01:14:44):
I'm getting married in Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Oh no, good for you, Thank you for listening, and
congratulations on your wedding tomorrow. I hope you have a
great day. Amanda Hell lovely hold on one second. Oh,
the day before you get married and you're on the radio.
Who I'm gonna play hooky gibbye?

Speaker 29 (01:15:04):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show. Elvis da Ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
We've got lots to discuss today. I don't where we start, Okay,
let's start with Let's start with the wake, yeah, shall we?
So a really good friend of ours, her mother passed away,
really a really wonderful friend, someone we loved and we'd
have loved for many years. And so there was a
wake yesterday. Unfortunately I could not make it, but you

(01:15:37):
guys all went. But I'm hearing all these stories, some
wake stories.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
I'm kind of getting, like wake etiquette shamed. So I
have a lot of questions about it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Okay, let's go now.

Speaker 8 (01:15:48):
One, when you walk in, you just immediately you're supposed
to go to the family, give them your condolences, and
then move along right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Approach the cast, say in prayer at the casket. But
some people don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Okay, okay, don't I don't do that. But now that
I know that, you're supposed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
To do okay, yeah, yeah, I don't do cas kids either,
You're not alone.

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
Yeah, something about it makes me feel weird. But I
don't just go in and say hey and then walk out.
So a bunch of us were there yesterday and we
stayed for well over an hour, and we saw a
lot of people that we kind of haven't seen in
a long time. So the way the chairs are set
up are in rows, and then there was one row
against the side of the wall, so everybody sits down,

(01:16:25):
but if you want to talk to each other, it's
a weird way to sit. So I started moving some
of the chairs so that we could see each other,
and Scary freaked out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
He was like, no, don't know the chair.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
This is crazy. You're not supposed to do that, but
he wouldn't sit down.

Speaker 33 (01:16:40):
There are certain ves I believe in funeral home etiquette,
and I just think that turning your back on the deceased.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Is that nobody did that.

Speaker 33 (01:16:49):
Yeah, when you turn a chair the opposite direction you're facing.
Now you're facing the wall, you're facing the back. You're
not facing the actual main attraction, which is the body.

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
We weren't facing the attraction. We were facing the sides
of people's faces. So we just turned those chairs so
now we're facing you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
So so the person who's in the casket is the
main attraction you Okay, there's two. It's like the circus.

Speaker 33 (01:17:19):
It's no, it's not an attraction like that. It's then
that's selling peanuts and pott.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
What are you saying?

Speaker 33 (01:17:24):
What I'm saying is when you show up at a
wake of funeral or whatever, you know, you basically are
going for one of two reasons. Either you knew the
person who passed, or you didn't know the person who passed,
but you know the person who's living the family, right,
So it's either or or both, which is most in
most cases both.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
So that's why when you.

Speaker 33 (01:17:43):
Go in, you have to stand in an orderly line,
and it's like a kind of a receiving line, and
they you know, you offer your condolences to the to
the living, and then maybe if you want to, you
can pass by the coffin and say a thing or two,
or maybe not because that's not your thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
That's fine too.

Speaker 33 (01:18:00):
But the whole reason to be there is the acknowledgment
of those two things.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
And and so which I did, I feel like right?

Speaker 33 (01:18:08):
But then you file to the back to selet other
people through, which is what we did, but and I
do believe some light talking amongst yourselves is acceptable. I
don't think it's acceptable to pull out your phone, uh
I for whatever reason. And I don't think you should
turn the chairs and like make a semicircle of like
as if you're in a coffee clatch with your friends.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I just to me, that's a little too casual.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Turn the chairs.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Well that's there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
No, I turned my chair too. The problem was that
there was not enough chairs where we were all sitting,
and you guys weren't sitting in the middle section. So
we were like, well, if we want to sit together
and like catch up and talk, because I feel like
at a wake, you're celebrating the life of the person
that's there, you're not there too, Like, yeah, you're going
to be sad, of course, and the people who lost

(01:18:55):
this person is sad, But.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
But you want to be You want to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Celebrate life and tell stories and and and share with
each other. So I would rather be a place of
happiness and and you know, talking amongst yourself and celebrations.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
But how much happy is too happy?

Speaker 21 (01:19:11):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
So let meet me I address that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
So at both of my parents' ways, we were doing shots.
We were doing, We were singing songs, people were telling
jokes that were my dad's favorite jokes.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Okay, I mean and all and all along.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
He was over there in.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
The corner, over the main attraction, the main attraction.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
So you know, my my father, we we just acknowledged
my father was the main attraction, but not in the
form of a of a body and a coffin.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
And so look, it's different for everyone. I'm sure that just.

Speaker 13 (01:19:46):
Kind of happened to a friend of mine that I
went to high school with, unfortunately passed away a week
or so ago, and after the funeral, we all just
got together at a bar and got drunk and told
great stories and showed pictures and were laughing and and
that's pretty much how he would have wanted it to be.
So you know, we were honoring him by doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
So what Scary saying is there's protocol at the wake man.

Speaker 8 (01:20:08):
When I touched that chair, you would have thought that
I shot him in the leg and.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
He freaks up.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
He wouldn't sit down.

Speaker 8 (01:20:14):
Danielle did because she knew that it wasn't anything crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
But this is my question.

Speaker 8 (01:20:18):
Now, Scary wouldn't sit but he was talking to a
bunch of people who had formed a complete circle and
actually had turned their back on the casket. So how
is it different to do it standing up versus sitting down?

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
I don't know, I I so when I've got a couch, Nate,
I didn't move a couch.

Speaker 31 (01:20:35):
No, I'm saying, wait, I think the chairs, having been
to a lot of you know, a lot of these
when I was younger, the chairs are reserved for people
that want to like pay their respects and maybe think
of things, you know, they want to reflect on this person.
And then like when I would go, there would be
like another room where you would go congregate outside of
the viewing room. Okay, so that's.

Speaker 7 (01:20:57):
You know, there would always be the party, all the
people standing, like the circle people in that other room.
At least growing up in there's always that other room
where there'd be the group of people. But that room
was always kind of quiet for people reflecting on the.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Could we all just agree that there there really are
no set rules whatever other than other than doing you know,
like you know, cartwheels down the central What.

Speaker 7 (01:21:22):
I would like to say is I would love to
just change everything with these, you know, because it's it's.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
So stayed and drag, study and drags.

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Yeah, you know, And I feel like it's because a
lot of these funeral homes are inherited from their parents,
and they're just doing it the same way their parents
have done for the last seventy five years.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Let's change it up. Let's celebrate this person as long
as it's okay with the family or the persons over.
I mean, it's it's a different thing for different people, right,
you know. Let's let's take our really good friend who's
whose mother passed away. Let's take her into account here.
She's fun, she's great. She she she understands the magic

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of people congregating and and the energy that comes from that. So,
you know, I wasn't there but scary. I don't know
if you should be like yelling at gon. It was
just I was more. I was more not not yelling.

Speaker 33 (01:22:20):
It was more of a sense of like, oh my god,
this is religious, and it's only because that's what I've
known and learned. But you're everyone is different for everyone,
and I shouldn't put it all in the mome.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
And I was very loud in there too, because everybody
was talking. So we're all talking, we're all laughing and
for a moment. I stopped because I heard myself laugh
and I was like, oh. But then I was like,
wait a minute. Everybody's loud in here because they're just
talking and celebrating, and I think that's how the person
that we're talking about would want it for her mom.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Sure my funeral. I want to be put into a
pose like sitting in a chair.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
With the arm like this, so you could sit down
next to me and get that laugh you want on
the bench?

Speaker 27 (01:23:02):
I want.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
You want to be you want to be in the
Ronald McDonald pose. I'm glad you brought this up because
my next thought here was, let's all just be very
clear right here on the record what it is we want.
So you want you to be posed on a bench? Okay?
So do you think you a question? Not that it
matters because it's your funeral. Maybe do you think anyone

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else wants you posing on a bench?

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Take that picture?

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
What do you want? Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:23:35):
I want no viewing once I'm dead, Just let it go.
I want everyone to show up and have a party
and tell ridiculous stories and enjoy yourself and celebrate what
was So maybe not.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
A funeral home, maybe some of the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Venue, like a clear at the club.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Maybe the taco place. Yes, at the top, Green goes,
what about you, Daniel, what do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
I go back and forth. So first I want to
be because I'm very traditional and I know how my
family does it. So at first I'm like, you know what,
I want to look fabulous when they lay me out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
I want to look better.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Than I've ever looked, like they want fancy outfit whatever,
And I want everyone to come. And then part of
me is like creamate me and put my ashes at
the Haunted mansion in Walt Disney.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
So I go back and forth.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
What about what about the gathering? What about the gathering?

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
The gathering?

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Oh no, I want you guys to tell stories and
reminisce about the good times and how much fun we had.
And I don't want somber.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
What about you? You want the chairs against the wall?
No one, Now, it's not about you should have at
a in a theater where everything's bolted down. Actually you're
coughing on the stage with a fifty yard line.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Fifty yard line at at a football stadium.

Speaker 33 (01:24:47):
I am with Nate on the whole switching it up thing.
Because I've said it for years. I'm like, why is this?
Every Every funeral home looks like it's stuck in nineteen
fifty two. So in my mind, i'd like it in
a nightclub, I want to be I want a red
camp everyone walks in the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
I want no hold on. I want to be on
a catwalk. I want a disco ball, and I want music.
A door man wants those red ropes around him, stensions around, yes,
and Scottie Scotty Bee.

Speaker 13 (01:25:17):
I just I want mine to be like a bar mitzvah,
like I want to be up on a stand on
the chair. You know what, that's interesting if they put
posts on and people can lift the coffin the chair.
The jews keep it closed so I won't fly out,
but I think that'd be great if they lifted me up.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Like I was in a chair.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
It's amazing, terrible. I don't want anything somber everything. It
should be fun.

Speaker 13 (01:25:44):
It should be It's so that it is so uncomfortable
going to a funeral because you don't know how to
act right.

Speaker 18 (01:25:51):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
I was saying that to Gandhi last night because I
went up to our friend's brother who I never met before,
and I'm sure I said one or two things that
were not appropriate, and then at the end I apologize
to her and I could you just tell your brother
that he's fine, because I just I get nervous. I
don't know what to say. I don't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Everybody's like, oh, it's so nice to see you, and
then you think, yeah, but it's really not nice to
see you. You just don't know what to say.

Speaker 13 (01:26:14):
I talked to Scary every day. We're very close, but
at the at the feudal, I'm like, so sorry, man,
and I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Know what else to say. That's all you have to see.
That's the thing. If you're asking, I don't if you're
saying I don't know how to act, and don't act,
just just be there and say, hey, just thinking about you.
I'm so glad I could be here to see you today.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
And that's it me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Yes, I want to be in a really beautiful ash tray.
I want everyone, my favorite people come by and just
sneeze on me. And I don't know. No, it needs
to be a party. It needs to be it needs
to be a celebration, because you know, we bring so
much joy into each other's lives. Why do we have
to stop after we croak? Hello, I will be leaving

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some money behind to help fund a nice party.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
That's good, are any of you?

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Yes?

Speaker 33 (01:26:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Yeah, So here's my question. If no one wants to
take all of your stuff, does that include your eyes
and stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
So a lot of us. Then if that's the case,
if we are organ donors, then you probably couldn't even
have an.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
All glasses, sunglasses. No, it's not like they PLoP your hole.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
They don't take your ball.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
You don't want those open's selling all sorts of tricks.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Now that we're talking about it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:27):
If there ever is a viewing of my body, which
I never want, I would like my eyes to be open. Yes, yes,
one last time to forget about I want.

Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
To be in the casket, but like when they're doing
the prayers, I want there to be like a lever
where I start to raise up out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Do you see that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Thing on INSI I think it's Instagram or whatever and
it says at my funeral, I want somebody to take
my cell phone text all my friends, Hey it's dark
in here.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
Could somebody please.

Speaker 10 (01:27:55):
Get me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
From the grave and that lever you're talking about on
your body and your casket. Nate, I wish we had
one today. That's happened all right? Well, I mean we've
we've had a lot of fun with funerals.

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
Elvis Da Rands After Party.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Okay, Danielle, if you're gonna go topics, you'd never here
on the air.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
Oh God, get away and Katie that listen.

Speaker 29 (01:28:26):
Now on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
It is the what is it called.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
Elvista Rands After Party?

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Ask for it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
My name Elvis Ter in the Morning.

Speaker 39 (01:28:36):
Shown on Elvista Ran in the Morning Show. Okay, I
don't know who on the show did this, but I
want to thank you, but don't fess up. Someone sent
a text in and said, hey, w t e F
what's up with this show? It sounds like garbage and

(01:28:56):
someone sitting back at text you know what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
We're blocking you, that's what, and they bother.

Speaker 6 (01:29:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
I don't want to know who did it, but thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
Can we say if we didn't do it, because we
know we're the suspect.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Did you do it?

Speaker 21 (01:29:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Okay, I don't want to know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
It doesn't matter. So here's my point.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
You're gonna take the time to pick up your phone
and texts that come at us. Yeah, it's not nice
after you, first of all, and your family and your pets,
not the pets, and whoever whoever pumped gas into your
car last night, f them too. Yeah, Nate, what it
wasn't even that good of an insult, to be honest
with you, it was. People have come at us much harder. Yeah, exactly.

(01:29:36):
Oh yeah, that's why we now have a new segment
on text only. It's called come at Me Pro, which
is basically another day in the life of Gandhi on
social media.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
Yeah, it's okay, I can take this.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Let's go all right, so come at us. You now
have just a few moments where you are allowed to
come at us on text at fifty five one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
I think you should put a time limit on it, though,
What time?

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Yeah, anyone who comes at us, bros, Any bros that
come at us after seven thirty East Coast time, you
will be blocked.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
You have.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
You have twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
To come at us.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Here we are sitting in our Golden tower awaiting our
pizza to be delivered. Your life is good for us.
We can take a little bit of heat. So come
at us, bro. Text and data rates may apply, Bro,
so come at us at fifty five one. What's scary?

Speaker 30 (01:30:27):
They say?

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
It's always good to vents. So this is like a
therapy session for everybody listening. This is so yeah, beat
us to make yourself feel better. No, all right, I'm
waiting waiting for all the bros to come at us.
It here you go, play some f and music. Here

(01:30:48):
we go, Here we go. The bros are coming at us.
We can laugh and laugh and leaf what Elvis, you've
got a case of botox face? I do?

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
I don't know you're talking about. They're blocked. They're blocked
on mine but not yours. I know. But why is
it not blocked them? That means they were blocked at
one point? Bro, you suck? What what? None of your
voices match your goofy faces. That's what we do radio.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Hello. Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
You guys are the best, no matter what anyone says.
See that's not fun. You're not you're you're you're two nice.
Come on, bro, come at me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
We appreciate you that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Your mom is a monkey. Oh thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
My mom's passed away, but I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Scary he looks like the kind of guy who would
pay for a hot girl's fart over the internet.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
Come at us, bro fifty. This is the text number.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Your show is nothing without Greg te Okay, thank you
texting us.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
I can give you his address if you want to
go follow him. St f you put the music on.
You guys are bitches.

Speaker 8 (01:32:16):
Oh my god, they're coming in so fast and furious.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
The keyword is furious.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Come out his come out, his pro You know what,
I'm gonna give you seven more minutes and then we're
gonna start walking everyone. My deaf son even hates Daniell's laugh. Wow,
Yondi's voice is annoying.

Speaker 12 (01:32:44):
Foggy doesn't do jack S word. He sits at home
in Florida. I'm in a studio, your dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Hey, you can't go back at them.

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
I can't say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
You can you can what what make is a five
out of ten? There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
I've heard better music at a funeral, says this.

Speaker 27 (01:33:05):
God.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
He looks like Piglet at first glance. Wait, wait, which which.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Your late night show host does this? Where they have
him read.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
Their What what does Nate seem like the guy that
would judge his own kid.

Speaker 12 (01:33:29):
Oh my goodness, I like the people that think they're
blocked but they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Oh my gosh, Daniel needs to do her reports without
saying uh, I don't think so. Daniel's laugh is so irritating,
like nails on a shockboard. Also, I'm not a bro,
I'm a hoe. Okay, oh boy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
Yeah, there's something's so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
We can't read the Froggy looks like the the old
bus driver that you wanted nothing to do with. Okay,
good Nate looks like a murderer. If you Bro and
your stupid segments. All right, this is great, It is great.
Come at us, bro. No one wants to touch this anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
I think we're done. We're out of time.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Join us again as we get together for another session
of come at me, bro. You that was a good
idea there, Nate. Nate had an idea. What they're still
coming in? I mean, we gotta let you go to
your microphone. You have a microphone over there? Why you
come into mind? This is this belongs to scary in me.

(01:34:43):
Elvis's voice is too smooth and sexy for his appearance.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Oh thank you, that's like one of those boops that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Is that's a crap sandwich. It's like a compliment and
a dig.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
The s would use it. Nate would use his own
child to shield himself from harm.

Speaker 24 (01:34:58):
That's horful.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
My hatred for Elmo has grown because of Danielle Elle.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
I hate you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Scottie looks like he spells like cat.

Speaker 40 (01:35:07):
Pe I sometimes. Do you wait, here's someone who says,
don't block me. All right, I'm gonna block him, all right. Yeah,
they're coming fast, fast and furious.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:35:28):
Oh what someone got Danielle and I in one text.
Danielle's laugh is obnoxious and god, he's a bitch, Come
at me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Brother's this one right here? My deaf son can't stand
your guys laugh. You already used that joke. Find a
new one. No, no, this is another one.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
A lot of deaf kids have parents that listen to
our show.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Who knew?

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
Please be Helen Keller and talk with your hands and
play some music.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Wow, that's rude, scary.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Smells like expired mustard and onions. Onions?

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
Yeah, mustard?

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Does mustard expire?

Speaker 27 (01:36:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
I think we're done from now on all insults will
be blocked. Thank you for playing come at me, bro.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Good morning, Elvis d ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
The Stupid reasons we break up with someone, you know what, Seriously,
you could be with the person and then that one
little thing happens that's so minute it throws you off.
You're like, reject, reject, get the hook. There's this guy
I was dating for like a minute and then it

(01:36:57):
was like the third date. He looks across the table
me with these eyes and you're like, oh boy, he's
going way too fast.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
Oh yeah, I can see in his eye he.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Was looking at me like like adoringly, like dreamly, yeah,
dreamily okay, And I was like I check please, oh no, no,
don't look at me like you like me.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
He came with the U haul.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
Yeah you know, yeah, gets unhooked the YOU haul, honey.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
So you broke up with someone over a look?

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Yeah, I broke up with someone because they liked me.

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
He was looking at the food.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
He didn't even say it. No, it was those puppy
dog guys.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
You're like, no, no, you're way too serious right now,
just through the look, and I could have been way on.
Do you have David cats On the line our friend
David Katz, Yep, love him he was, He swore, I
wish we could get along, trying to try him again,
text him, okay, So Gandhi was talking about like, let's
talk about facial hair.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
Oh yeah, you can change everything, right.

Speaker 8 (01:37:53):
So I am currently in like with someone who had
a great beard, great beard. And then he texted me
the other day saying I think I'm gonna save this off.
And I was like, hold on a second, and he said, yeah,
there's really no holding on.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
I already did it. I was like, okay, and then
he sent me a.

Speaker 8 (01:38:06):
Picture, but I will say he still looks great. I
was just very concerned. I was like, is this it
is this a deal breaker? Says oh, and then I
thought I was a horrible person.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
For this because she likes Harry guys.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Yeah, well yeah, facial hair, Harry facial hairy.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Well, well that's the thing. You were on the edge
of that relationship. It's as new as it is. It
was on the edge of destruction because he could have
shaved off. It changes your entire profile, right, well one percent.

Speaker 8 (01:38:32):
They say that, you know, beards for guys, it's like
contouring makeup for girls.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
It just changes your face completely.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
It looks a lot younger.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
He does look a lot younger.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Looks good though, Okay, it almost broke up with him
over a beard. Yeah, Hey David, Hi.

Speaker 21 (01:38:46):
I can't believe somebody is so shallow like that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
Hello David. Okay, so this was years and years and
years ago. I mean, David's happily married to our friend
Charmaine and everything's fine. So you were on a date
with someone who you thought was maybe the one.

Speaker 21 (01:39:01):
Remember that, well, yes, and it was a long time ago,
and I really liked her, and we were out too.
We were actually over my apartment and I said, so,
you want to call her some food, and she's like, yes,
I go Chinese. She goes, yes, what do you want?
She said, anything with shrimps?

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
Oh, shrimp.

Speaker 21 (01:39:22):
I just froze.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Because she said shrimps. And you, of course to me
that shrimp is both singular and plural. You don't put
an S on shrimps in your world.

Speaker 21 (01:39:34):
In my world, not at all, even though years later
I found out in the Dictionary you can actually put
an S and make shrimps plural. But in my world,
shrimp is the only way to say shrimp.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Did you ever apologize to her because after the fact
that you found out that you can say shrimps.

Speaker 21 (01:39:54):
No, I never did, and I probably never will. But
I don't know if you remember this part of this story.
A couple of years this is so true. A couple
of years later, I'm living in Los Angeles and I
started dating this girl, and she's very smart girl. And
we're out at lunch one day and we're in a conversation,
but all of a sudden, the word shrimps comes out

(01:40:15):
of her mouth. Yes, And I was horrified, and I thought, Okay,
she was very bright. I'm going to challenge her on it,
and we got into a very heated argument. We both
left the restaurant went back to our respective jobs. By
the time I got back to my office in Hollywood,

(01:40:36):
there was a printed page of Webster's Dictionary saying showing
that shrimp and or shrimps could be the plural of shrimp.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
But I talk about it. So you've been having trouble
with all these incredible women because of your mess up?

Speaker 21 (01:40:56):
Yes, And thank goodness, I married a Caribbean one. So
now it just doesn't matter anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
What does that mean? What does that mean.

Speaker 21 (01:41:06):
That means that she and they have a language all
their own. And I'm sure i've heard the misuse of
plurality on occasion.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
All right, hey, look we got it from love you.
They have a great day, David.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
By way, there you go, David Kats, I can't be
with you because you said the word shrimps.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
Hello, Holly, how are you?

Speaker 27 (01:41:29):
I'm great?

Speaker 11 (01:41:29):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
You know what we got into this weird?

Speaker 5 (01:41:31):
I'm great?

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Thank you. I'm sorry. We got into this great conversation
about the stupid reasons we either break up with someone
or we just never let it leave the launch pad,
right right, I don't know. I have a few of
my own, and we've heard a few other examples. And
so you were with this guy for a year already.

Speaker 21 (01:41:49):
Right correct?

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 27 (01:41:53):
So well, we're still together. Body yere into dating. I
was like, oh, we're going to get some nice professional pictures.
This is going to be great. And leading up to that,
we talked about shaving his beer off because I've never
seen it. Well, he goes, He's like, I'm gonna trim
it up, make it look nice with the pictures. But no,
k he walks into that edgers with a bald face,
nothing there for these beautiful, nice pictures the next day

(01:42:15):
and my face was shocked, and he was terrified that
I was going to be like Fiah and that son
may have crossed my Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Wow, is it weird? I mean, but you only knew
him with a beard. It's like taking someone's nose off
their face because you've known him to have that nose
all along. But when he's noseless, he's a different guys.

Speaker 27 (01:42:40):
It was a complete shock. We still got our pictures taken,
and where's five and a half years in the dating now,
but it was it was a major shock.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
Have you forced him or have you begged him or
asked him to consider always having a beard from here
on out?

Speaker 27 (01:42:56):
Well, he pretty much knows now not to do it.
Talk about it going off again, but he pretty much does. Okay,
I'm not taking it all the way off anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
To ask your permission.

Speaker 27 (01:43:06):
I agree, Yes, it has to get my permission first, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
So what is the difference between this and if your
girlfriend comes home and she has cut off her very
long hair and now she has a bob.

Speaker 6 (01:43:17):
You got to talk about it.

Speaker 27 (01:43:18):
You have to say that's actually funny because he tells
me I have very long hair, and he says, if
I cut it to my shoulders, he'll break up with me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
But I know, but you know what, you owe him one,
so he owes you one or something. All right, thank you, Polly,
thank you very much. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:43:36):
My friend once broke up with someone because that movie
The Conjuring. He came home and was like, oh my god,
I saw this crazy, crazy movie, The Conjuring, and she said,
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
My assumption is this, I want to get into it
a long form.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
My assumption is there's underlying reasons why you want to
break up with him, and you're just waiting for him
to say conjuring.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
I broke up with somebody for smoking, but they I
was told that that's not stupid, that's not that Now.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
You're okay there anyway, what's that scary? My ex wouldn't
stop blinking. I broke up with her, I mean blinking,
not stop blinking like this like every like fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
But that could be an initiative point.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
What would like gratuitous Well, I know, but you're I know,
not gratuitously.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
That might be something wrong you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Don't blink because you want to. There could be Yeah,
it was probably morse code, a cry for help.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Right, please get me away from this?

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
Out of his sound proof.

Speaker 6 (01:44:32):
Jesus Elvister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
A woman found out she was being cheated on by
her husband in a very unique way. Okay, she says,
they've been married for several years whatever, and everything was fine.
She actually announced this on TikTok. She did a post
she said the way her former fiance, actually they weren't
married fiance. The way she found out he was cheating
on her is the way he kissed. It changed one

(01:45:00):
night they were together and they went to kiss each other,
and she just stopped and said, uh, that isn't how
you usually kiss me. And of course he's like, well,
total guys, Like you know, it's obviously it's you. You're
being paranoid. But I guess that could be the way.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
Yeah, of course, if all of a sudden they're more
passionate or less passionate, or use more tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
You never he came home and kissed me, something felt different,
like he was a stranger. I asked him about it.
He told me I was being paranoid, but I shouldn't
should have known better because you don't just wake up
one day and start kissing differently. Where are you about
to say a goat Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:45:38):
That's kind of tricky though, because what if somebody has
just been, you know, watching some things and learned a
new move and it's like I want to try this
out with my girl friend, my fiance, and then all
of a sudden, you're like chitter.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
I don't know, well, I don't want okay, I don't
want this to be like a trigger for everyone going Right,
You're you're cheating on me.

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
You're kiss is different.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
I didn't mean that.

Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
This is how she discovered it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
And look, you know what, women have that intuition, you
know what, and if something's different, sometimes where they're smoke,
there is fire.

Speaker 36 (01:46:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
I should have known better because you just don't wake
up one day and start kissing differently, she says.

Speaker 8 (01:46:14):
So anyway, interesting, I know, I have so many follow
up questions like what was it like before?

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
What was it like after?

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Maybe it was better?

Speaker 10 (01:46:21):
Aft?

Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
Yeah, this girl she said it was like kissing a stranger.

Speaker 7 (01:46:27):
What, Nate, I've heard of this with with like sex
or intercourse or whatever. Right, you know, somebody tries a
different moves, I don't what I'm talking about. Can we
just never use the word intercourse. People will try a
different move and they're like, well, that's weird. He's never
done that before, she's never done that before. This is
the first I've ever heard about kissing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
That's very interesting. Well, you know, kissing is they say,
probably the most intimate act between two people, you know,
And so okay.

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
I'm just floating that out there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
You just float that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
I don't want to make anyone paranoid or anything, just
letting you know her story.

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Follow them to day to day.

Speaker 6 (01:47:16):
Hell, mister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,