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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our next guest is the host of the nationally syndicated
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show. My list of phases? Okay, Gay,
Elvis Duren and the Morning Show. And every morning I
listened to you and and Ganni and Danielle.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Don't worry. You're not going to feel anything. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't know if I would listen to that show.
Welcome too.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
By the way, you hear to Tepps quite hard.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
There was a flat earther?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Was it o B B O B?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I believe Kyrie Oving may also be a flatters.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Do they say where did you have to walk in
order to fall off the side.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Off the edge?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
So we don't know where?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it's out there.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
It's out there.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
The water goes from the ocean. We don't know. We
don't know where is the edge like us in there.
I really think if we start trying to debate this,
it's really going to lead nowhere. So you know, we
will move on. Elvis. Do you have anybody who like
to send to the edge of the flat Earth? Yes?
You know what if there is, If there is an
end to the Earth, I have a list of people
need to sail out there me too. I like to

(01:15):
add on to that when you make all right, done deal.
But hey, you know, uh, here's the difference between me
and a lot of people. If someone says, hey, Elvis,
I want to sit down with you and have a
serious conversation about you know how I believe the Earth
is flat, and I have a few points to prove it.
You know, if I like you and I'm friends with you,
I'll not a stranger. I'm not gonna put myself through that.

(01:37):
But if I know you and you're ready to talk
about it, okay, let's have a cocktail. Let's talk about it.
I wouldn't mind hearing what you have to say. I've
never really sat down with a flat earther. I don't know.
I mean, I happen to know from my what I've learned.
What I've learned is that I don't believe the Earth
is flat?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
But may I Can I sit here and tell you
with one hundred percent certainty that the Earth is round? Yes? Well,
I don't know. You know, those pictures could have been
jacked around with. I don't know. You know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, sure, I mean, if you don't want to believe
in any of the things that we've seen as fact
to be fact, then yeah, there could be a case
that it's not real. But once you you know, have
photographic evidence from the moon or people flying around the
Earth and taking pictures of it with drones exactly. You know,
all this stuff, it's really hard to wrap your head
around it all being flat then exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, no, no, you know, I really fall on the
side of round earth theory, right. But I'm telling you,
if you spend enough time with a conspiracy theorist, yep,
and they are great words words craft. They craft their
words very well, and they give you Okay, if there's

(02:57):
any doubt with the jury, then you know we must
not equit. We must have quit. You know what I'm
saying is that makes sense. So it's like, Okay, I'll
listen to what you have to say, and you may
have a really strong base of evidence. I don't believe you,
but I'm gonna give you credit for actually doing a
great job pleading your case.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, putting up a good debate.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Sometimes I just sit there and hear what you have
to say.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Exactly. See, there are some people who will just slam
the door on your face out of here. No, no,
I'll listen to you. I'm good. I'm good with that. Yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
You know one thing I've learned from you, Elvis, is
I've seen somebody like basically show you something that's blue
and no, go this is yellow, and you go, okay,
you just walk away. You have that ability to just go.
You know what, if you want to, you want to
believe that, you go right ahead and it doesn't bother you.
I wish I had that gene. Okay, Well, so okay,

(03:51):
hold on, scary.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
So the debate there is we're all different. All of
our eyes see things differently. Now they do. You may
actually see what you perceive to be yellow, It may
not be yellow to me. Well okay, so I take
that into accounty. If you're going to tell me that
that's yellow to you, I cannot sit here at one

(04:14):
certainty and tell you you're absolutely wrong. I can't.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
I've seen somebody look at a monster truck and tell
you it's a biking. You go, yeah, you're right, it's alator.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Your reality could be different than mine. Look, you know, look,
I would tell you that the majority of the people
I know would look at that color and say, no,
that is blue. If you had to take a vote
on it, the most people voted blue for that colling.
So I go, okay, you may see yellow, but I
will tell you the majority of the people see blue,
just to let you know.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Do you know what I think about all the time?
Sort of what you're saying. But what if your blue
is actually my yellow?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
But I call it blue?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Right, So I see the sky as what you would
perceive is yellow, I call it blue. And that's the
way I take in everything in the world. So what
if we all have the favorite it's the same favorite color.
We just see every color on the spectrum differently. It's
it's coated differently for each one of us.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
And that's probably the case.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah, that's so cool to think about.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
My son has color his colorblind, his greens met and
his browns like he switches them so like the bark
on the tree looks green to him and the leaves
look brown. So I got him those colorblind glasses and
he put them on, and oh my goodness, he's like, dude,
this is crazy, like so amazing.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
He sees a whole new world. Now, it's awesome. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
And by the way, people are texting him some weird things. Yes,
and we're trying to call a few flat earthers. They're
not answering the phone, and that's okay, okay, Well, I
love that they got to watch their step. They don't
have time to pick up the phone. Side what's scary.
But what I don't understand though, is we've all seen
a round figure called Earth from satellite images. We have

(05:53):
photographic proof, we have all seen space and all that.
So so with that knowledge, that isn't that that it is?
But some would argue that that's all made up?

Speaker 7 (06:04):
So wait a minute, So do they believe that all
planets are flat? Like, not just Earth?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I don't know. We're we're still working on Earth. I
don't know. Look, you know what, I'm a firm believer
in Hey, you know what you your perception is, your
perception in mine is mine. As long as no one's
getting hurt here and no one's making someone feel like
crap because they believe in something. That's why I've not
said here and said flat earthers are x y Z right,

(06:31):
I'm not going to do it. So and you know,
there you go. Just because I have an open mind
doesn't mean i'm being gaslighted as this person is accusing
me of doing.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
And it doesn't mean you agree.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It just means you're willing to listen to what somebody
has to say and not fight them about it.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
You can easily block them like that. All right, we
move We move ahead. I don't this conversation may be
just a bit of a headache for some, but look,
just perception and and you know, in this in this crazy,
crazy universe we live in, it's easier just to say, yeah,
you're right, that monster truck is a bicycle, right, and
we move on.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I've been with you when you've done that. It's quite comical.
I'm like, wow, we should What was it?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Do you remember? I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Somebody was trying to get you to see something that
they were they were wrong, and he was just like okay, yeah, okay, yeah,
you know what, you're right. He just walked away, and
he looked at me and we walked away and said
we're never going to get anywhere arguing with him. Look
how quick that was just to walk away.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, just say you're absolutely, just walk away, you are correct. Yeah.
And if if someone perceives that as weakness, oh my friend,
you were wrong. That is Oh I see that as
a strength. No, that's called strength, being able to just
walk away from Can you imagine if Brody could do that,
if he could just walk away. It's nice just to
bring that up like that, because we know.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Well everybody knows that of all of us, Brody is
the one that would argue if he believed in a point,
he would argue it until you you realized he was right.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
So you're putting now we have to put him on.
You shouldn't have brought him up. Now, we got to
bring him up. Hey, Brody, it's only fair. Sitting here shaking,
It's only fair for you to be able to come
on and uh and uh say, say what's on your mind?

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Well, I appreciate that, Elvis. You're a better person than
I am because you value the opinions of everyone.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
And that's great.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
You're a better man. But if somebody tells me the
sky is yellow, I will yell at them for the
next fourteen days about it. I don't have tolerance for
flat earthers. I don't appreciate their opinions. And I'm shaking
listening to you being so calm about it. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay, listen.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
I was in a jewelry store yesterday and they had
a typed up sign and it was missing an apostrophe,
and I had to take a pen from the cup
the head by the register and put an apostrophe on
the sign. That's how I am.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Wow. To be right, it has to be all right,
get me a stressful way to every day.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
I feel for you, Well, I don't have to be right.

Speaker 8 (09:03):
I just enjoy being right, and I don't want to
go through life being wrong. I think I think I'd
rather be right than wrong, So I do my best
a better place by putting out anstuct.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, you are, you're making the world much better place.
But Bertie, you know we've we've known you for many
years and you have so many qualities that are that
are the ones that should be pointed out and celebrated,
and your need to be right all the time is
not not in the top ten. Right you, you are correct.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
I have a lot of good qualities, but Danielle likes
the ones that are that are objectionable to some, and
that's fine. I'd rather be know. I'd rather be known
for something than not known at all.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Right, So I'll take what I can get hmm.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
All right. Well with that said, uh, this guy's yellow
place hold. We got to move on. And by the way,
if you have if you have a problem with us
trying to just have a conversation with this, then you know,
feel free to go listen to someone else. I have
no problem with that. I'll happily, happily escort you to

(10:04):
the door.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Good morning, Elvis Durand.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 10 (10:09):
And the morning shown up?

Speaker 11 (10:18):
All of you are so glorious?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Can I start my day with you?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Mister ran in the morning show?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
All right? Into the horoscopes. Can't live a moment without him?
Who you're doing your horse ghopes for today?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Producer Sam, Elvis Durand, please help me?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh me? Yeah, usually you choose Nate.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I decided not to bless everyone that hard today.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
All right. If you have a birthday today, you celebrate
with Chloe Kardashian, Toby Maguire, Drake Bell, and JJ Abrams. Okay,
moving on in Capricorn, Remember you're allowed to want more
and still be grateful for what you have. Both are okay?
Your day's a nine Aquarius.

Speaker 12 (11:00):
Leave behind the things that drain you. That energy would
be better used elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Your day's of nine, Hey Pisces, the smallest act can
shift everything. Don't underestimate your power of your ripple. Your
day is an eight Harri's.

Speaker 12 (11:14):
You've been too worried about unnecessarily fixing yourself. Except and
then embrace your days an eight.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Hello Taurus. Clarity often arrives after confusion, so keep walking
through this fog and you'll find your resolve.

Speaker 12 (11:28):
Your days of seven Gemini, you don't have to do
everything today.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Just do what matters most for you right now.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Your days of six.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Cancer, people don't know what you need. The more you
follow your gut, the less you'll need their understanding. Your
days of.

Speaker 12 (11:41):
Six, Hey Leo, you are pulling away from what you
want to appease someone else.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Don't stray too far.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Your day's nine Virgo. Curiosity will open doors, while fear
will keep them locked. So chase what you want, scary
or not. Your days of seven.

Speaker 12 (11:55):
Libra transitional period is often hurt, but you will emerge
happier on the other end.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Days and eight for Scorpio. If you're bothered by someone,
try to reflect on what that says about you, not them.
Your days are five.

Speaker 12 (12:07):
And Finally, Sagittarius, struggle does not cancel value, It only
adds to it.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Embrace this part of your journey.

Speaker 12 (12:13):
Your day's of ten and those are your Friday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
So Gandhi's boyfriend who is just so hot, Yeah, thank you.
He said he would not have sex with a man
for under one point five million dollars, okay, and I
looked up and said, I bet I can snag him
for fifty thousand, right, So when I offered him fifty grand,
I know he would do me.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't know about fifty grand, but I do think
we could convince him for less than one point five
million dollars.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
That's a cool mill A cool mill. Yeah, a million?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Nay, I don't know. I feel like hundreds of thousands,
he said, absolutely not. But I think when the money
is in front of you in a suitcase cash, yeah,
I think it's a different story.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
I just feel better about myself because I have these
same conversations with my friends.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I'm glad that I'm not strange and other people do this.
By the way, Froggy, I wouldn't pay you know you would, Froggy,
Froggy would pay me. Oh, I don't be so sure
about that. I'm pretty sure about that.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, we were just talking about how everyone has a
price for everything, and people try to act all holier
than that and say, no, I can't be bought.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
I would never Yeah, you would. You probably would. I
don't know, probably would.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I wouldn't have There's certain things. Maybe I don't think
I would have sex with a woman for one point
five million. Yes, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
You didn't free.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Everybody has a price. No, they don't any more. It's
not like you've never had sex with a woman. I
just don't want to do it right. You don't want
one point five million dollars?

Speaker 5 (13:39):
No, five minutes of your life?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Five minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I'm not lasting that longes of your life.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
You say there's five women involved or one? I'm getting
in there? What's your price there? Straight, Nate?

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Nate's is very low. How do you know because you said, oh,
I would.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Do yours is low?

Speaker 13 (13:57):
What?

Speaker 9 (13:58):
How much?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
If Froggy offered you money to have sex with you?
Froggy is a lower price than Wow, he's got compliment
my legs yesterday you've seen his legs. He's got the
smoothest legs. Nice legs. It wouldn't feel like picture. I
posted a picture with my dog yesterday, and it's like,
give nice legs. The picture was about his dog, but
you looked at the legs. Well, okay, glad being said?

(14:22):
How much for who is it?

Speaker 14 (14:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
If froggy? If I would pay you? Wait? My which
which part of my good question? The bottom? Oh that's more. Really,
i'd say a quarter of a million, two hundred and
fifty thousand. Please let me, let's let's listen. Let's like

(14:46):
to listen. Marry Mary. I know you what you would
do it for practically nothing? How much? Okay, write me
a check right now. I'm not gonna write you a check.
People don't write checks. You'll write a check for that.
You gotta put that memo line on the bot them
and then it's gonna say that I'm gonna want that.
I'm gonna venmo you how much I don't want? First
of all, I don't want to have sex with you.
There's nothing about you the term make me. You know

(15:07):
I don't want to have sex with you. I'm not
talking how much would you pay to have sex with
with Nate? Would I pay? Yes? Why should I have
to pay?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Dollars Nate, I love you, but Scary.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm the seventh figure guy, seven figures all around for
the guys.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
You're not going to fetch that price. Yeah, I'm sorry,
I can't.

Speaker 9 (15:30):
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm trying to think of the ash.

Speaker 9 (15:33):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Tell you I would I would have sex with a
woman before I to have sex with.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Scary Scary overvaluing the good.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That was pretty profound there, What come on? Depend on
which part like the top or bond?

Speaker 15 (15:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I was thinking about that too.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Because I think that makes the different.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I think that makes a difference, huge, huge different. Catching
and pitching a difference, because yeah, I'd rather be on
the mount. How much is that gonna cost, Nate, I'm
gonna broke her a deal. Scary is going to mount
you for how much? How much scary to do it?

Speaker 9 (16:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
How much? Don't I don't think I know a million,
a million, a million million. No, I'm talking like one
hundred and fifty dollars. We gave away a gift basket
that was worth more than.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
That alcoholic memory.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I will throw in a Tate's bakeshop gifts. I love
a blondie. Sure, I don't want to bring that's for sure. Okay,
that's wrong with us. You're going to have a ven
venmo sexual experience. I don't want this if I'm going

(16:56):
to venmo cash into your account right now. But no,
you know what the that's bull because I know there's
a twenty nine hundred dollars limit. I'm not doing it
for twenty nine hundred dollars on Venmo have twenty five hundred. No, Elvis, this.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Is the Really, I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
How do you know that? Both?

Speaker 7 (17:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I know Elvis has paid me for it. I shouldn't
say I didn't pay you for anything. You know you
didn't pay me for that. You paid me for something else.
What did I pay for it? I can't remember. Why
did I give you money? I did something for you
stay on the air.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
What you did?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I don't remember. We did some work stuff and you
said I'll split it with you. Oh what was that?

Speaker 14 (17:34):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah? I remember that was handy stopping. I didn't know
no sexual things. It was not sexual. Your girlfriend would
be okay with it for a million. Yeah, I would
probably say do it for five hundred grand.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
I would encourage if if Brandon got a one point
five million dollar offer.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
I'd punch him if he didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, but you'd want to know who the dude was.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you wouldn't care. No, yes you would.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Why that's what if it was dirty, same sex, it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
No, not if it comes with extras afterwards.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
No, I don't want any lasting exactly, just the shame.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Okay, question how much? How much do we have to
pay Brandon to have sex with Nate's girlfriend Heather? Oh?

Speaker 5 (18:22):
I should do that for free, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I shouldn't speak for her because she.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Nate's girlfriend, looks like me, so I feel like it.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Would be a low price.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I would never do that because I think, first of all,
your girlfriend's beautiful thank you, and Brandon and Brandon's beautiful
thank you. That is so stupid.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Haha, laugh, funny Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
All Right, well, we don't know how this contest is
going to turn out, but we're gonna do it anyway. Okay,
So we're going to give you sound from a blockbuster
nineties film. If you get it great, bang, you score
ten dollars. If you get it wrong, and you now

(19:10):
double dip and name a dip. So keep in mind
when you name the dip, it has to be on
our list of the top ten dips in America according
to our sources. A lot of movie parts here. This
is gonna get kind of crazy. Let's meet her contestant, Larry,
calling in from beautiful Orange County, New York's gorgeous up there, Larry,

(19:34):
good morning, Good morning. By the way, Larry is a comedian,
so this is going to be extra fun, all right, Larry?

Speaker 5 (19:43):
I like that, Yes, hello, hello, Larry.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Larry, is it true that you're a comedian?

Speaker 9 (19:52):
I am a comedian.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh that's excellent. You know what people think? Okay, comedian?
How fun? It is fun, But it can be one
of the toughest jobs known to.

Speaker 9 (19:59):
Man, right, Oh, you ain't kidding. It ain't easy.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, I know it is. I mean if you get
up there and you bomb and people are like, uh,
I mean, that's that's your work and your your craft,
and they're like flushing it down a toilet. I know
you're not gonna bomb today, though, Larry. We were expecting
good things from you. When's the last time actually a
different stand up?

Speaker 9 (20:19):
Stand up?

Speaker 12 (20:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (20:20):
Sometimes I like to sit down. I'm a big man,
so I don't want to say.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
You did. All right. So when you tell people you're
a comedian, how many times do they go, oh, really,
tell me a joke, make me laugh And you're like, no,
it doesn't work that way every time.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
And you know, I tell people, what are you doing?
A guy says, oh, I'm an electrician. I said, come
to my house and change an outlet.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You know, do your work exactly. I know, Larry, they
should think before they speak. All right, Larry, this is
a we call a hybrid game. It really makes no sense.
It's it's called double dip. All right. We're gonna play
some sound from a Blowlockbuster nineties film and you guess
it right, you get ten dollars. All right? You could
actually win a couple hundred dollars or one hundred dollars whatever.
If you get it wrong. You have to name a

(21:07):
dip that's on our approved list of the top ten
dips in America. Can you do it?

Speaker 9 (21:13):
I think I'm up to it. I'm a big man.
I know my dips.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
All right. Here we go. It all came from dip,
all right? Here is uh double dip blockbuster film number one.
Listen to this, what's your Christmas wish? Jonah, it's not
for me, it's from my dad. I think you mean
to your wife.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
You don't like the one he has now doesn't have one?

Speaker 16 (21:35):
That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Where's your mom? Shedd?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Wow, there you go. What blockbuster film from the nineties
was that? Larry?

Speaker 9 (21:46):
Oh, that's that's a tough one. I'm gonna go with
a Christmas story.

Speaker 11 (21:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, all right, suspense music? Please, you got it wrong.
You now must name a dip in the top ten
dips in the Maria.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
Let's go with onion dep onion.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Dep French onion dip is number three. This is stupid.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Hey, do we find out what movie that was?

Speaker 17 (22:16):
Though?

Speaker 13 (22:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
There Sleepless in Seattle. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have
that up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Larry, Larry, Okay, here
we go. This is very awkward. We're gonna try again.
Here is nineties blockbuster film number two. Listen in by
the South, I saw you with the box? What was
in the box?

Speaker 18 (22:37):
I envy your normal life?

Speaker 19 (22:38):
The gun down, David.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
It seems that envy is my son, what's in the box?
Envy is my son? What nineties blockbuster film was that?

Speaker 9 (22:49):
That's a hard one. I'm gonna go salad, set of lambs.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Here's the thing about this game. If you just know
your dips, you're gonna win. That.

Speaker 9 (22:59):
That was seven, the premise I went on exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, okay, movie that was the movie seven? All right,
name a dip in the top ten?

Speaker 9 (23:08):
Go Larry Spinach, dip, show me spinners?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Ship number four wasn't seven? Wasn't Brad pitt in seven?

Speaker 11 (23:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
It was seven?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Deadly sins. Mine was gluttoning. All right, here we go, Larry.
You know, just just try to get this one. Here
we go. Here's blockbuster film number three.

Speaker 20 (23:31):
Listen to your sign but a group composed entirely of
female animals will breathe.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, I'm simply saying that life finds a way.

Speaker 21 (23:41):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
What nineties blockbuster film was that?

Speaker 9 (23:46):
Jumanji?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
This decade.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Story that was Jurassic Park. All right, here we go, Larry.
Another dip on our approved list of the top ten
dips in America. Clamp clam clam dip. No, that is no,

(24:14):
according to our sources. And I love clam dip. Larry,
I'm a little said me too. Well, okay, here we go.
Here is blockbuster film number four. What film like this
guy here? He's what we call an enhancement smoker because
he thinks that marijuana makes every activity that much better.

(24:36):
Observe your scarface? Right, I love al Pacino. Man. Did
you ever see cent of a woman?

Speaker 7 (24:43):
Yeper a woman?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
A Right? Here we go. That is a blockbuster film
number four?

Speaker 9 (24:52):
What is it, oh scarfie?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
No, have you ever seen a movie? Or no? That
was Larry? That was half baked, big film back in
the nineties. All right, these are these are hard I
know the clam dep was hard to and you guessed it.
Here we go, give me give me another dip, Give.

Speaker 14 (25:17):
Me another dip.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
Ranch Ranch dip.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Show me ranch dip. Oh damn it, that's weird. Wrench
dip should be in the top ten. It made the
stupid list from.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
The United States of America.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I don't know. It doesn't seem like so all right,
let's move on. Here is here is a blockbuster film
from the nineties. Number five. Go bampoo is better. I
go on first and clean your hair good. This night
is better. I leave your hair sulky and smooth. What
film is that?

Speaker 9 (25:57):
That's an Adam Sandler movie. Let's go with Yeah, I
could see him in it, Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 13 (26:08):
No, that's Billy Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Here he is in the Morning Show? What Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Stop being a douche? Yes, now, you know. And by
the way, just because you're a woman doesn't mean you
can't be a douchebag too. You know, I know women
and men who are a bunch of douches.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Well, to be honest, the woman should be the one
that's the douche because really.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well no douches really don't know douches or douches like
an ahole ale and a douche to me are the
same thing. So stop it. So I was I was
walking down just mining owned business yesterday, moving from point
A to point B on the streets from New York City,
and there's this guy coming out of a store with
the door open, yelling at the person behind the counter

(27:12):
you can't treat me this way. I will give you
a bad yelp ready you know it was just unnecessary. Yeah,
and of course me under my breath, douche, you know,
just be nice? Yeah, be nice to people.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
That happened with Andrew and I. Yesterday we went to
dinner and a guy came in to pick up a
to go order, and the lady said he had to
come back in ten minutes, so he left while he
was furious, and then came back a minute later because
I guess they texted him that it was ready. You
wasted my time. You told me I had ten minutes left,
and now here I am again. And Andrew and I
were both scared.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Stop being a dode. People who liked to pick fights,
people who it seems like they're trying to get arrested something.

Speaker 14 (27:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
It's like, I just want I just want people to
stop being douchey, And like.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
What about people who correct you on the tiniest little
thing and you're like, you knew what I was saying,
You knew what I meant. Why are you stopping this conversation?
Why just to point out that you're so smart?

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Why are you saying that when Brodie's not in the room.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Ah, he's not here.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Dang it, I wasted all that energy.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I guess. Try to monitor your your duchiness. Yeah, look,
I know that sometimes we don't get our way, and
sometimes we have to blow off steam. And there was
a time and a place for that kind of stuff,
but I mean to an embarrassed like someone working in
retail or you know, of course, knowing that there's an
audience there to catch it.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Awful.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
At one time almost tucked and rolled out of an
uber because this girl I was in the uber with
was so rude to the uber driver and she was like,
do you even speak English? Tell me if you follow along?
I was like, dude, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
She's awful. Yeah, is that a friend of yours?

Speaker 13 (28:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
God, no, it was when I had to uberpool.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Okay, like it's you know, yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Right, So I guess just today is the day where,
you know, if you see douchery, walk away from it,
because I think fighting a douchebag is like douchey too. Yeah,
because you guys give give that douche head the space,
let him do their own thing.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Maybe we can like come up with our own little
pad of like douchebag tickets and write one and just
hand it to them as we're walking away.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay, pardon me, you're a douche but I think that's douchey.
Too pointing out the douche We need to douche out
the douchebags exactly. Can I say, though, I think the
world needs douchebag. Okay, talk about it because it makes everybody.
It makes you appreciate the nice people. When you have
a douchebag come up to you and you have to
deal with and I'm like, oh my god, really I
got to deal with this guy doesn't know what he's
talking about. And then Danielle comes up and she's nice

(29:37):
and sweet. You're like, oh my god, I love life
because you have the good and the bad, the bad
being the douchebag.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
All right, Well, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Don't we need douchebags in the world.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
I guess without douchebags in the world, he's trying to say,
you wouldn't appreciate exactly positive size.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
If there was no bad, then there wouldn't be good.
Everything would just be normal. So you gotta have bad
to have good. Gotta be honest. No, I don't need bad.
I don't need bad. I don't need bad.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
So many days wouldn't be special if it wasn't for.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Rain, right, right, that's a good point. That's like I.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Always think, like do people in Florida that lived there
appreciated as much as I do when I go to
visit because they have it all the time.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
It is a bad example because I mean, you have
you have hurricanes and things like that. I mean, but
in California, Southern California beautiful weather, but they have, you know, fires.

Speaker 13 (30:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Because I lived in southern California, it was sunny all
the time. I didn't appreciate it. I could have used
some rain every now and again. I eat a douchebag,
all right, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
We don't have a little bit of a dB in us, right,
we do something.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Don't I guess so? But you know what, I don't know.
I just have this feeling that when I don't know,
when I wake up in the morning, I started thinking
about how grateful I am for all this stuff that's
going on in life and all the surrounded by just
the best people. And when you come into contact with
a human being, be it a stranger or someone you know,

(31:03):
in your course of the conversation, do you find yourself
trying to lift them up in one way or another.
It can be hey, how you doing? Or you know great?
Or hey it's good being you know here with you today.
You're those little things to me make everything so great
on earth. People who elevate other people rather than going

(31:24):
into a store and start screaming at someone because of
some stupid little thing that really doesn't matter at the
end of the day, and doing it because you know
you have an audience listening to it.

Speaker 14 (31:34):
Yuck.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
I don't I don't think we need those, I agree.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
No, Okay, Snate wants to live in a wormful of
douchebag not not as many douchebags as there are in
the world right now, but a couple sprinkle them in
here and there.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
He's basically saying that douchebags in the world make him
feel happy, which is kind of douchy.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
And also.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Doug bar Low for yourself, because when you see a douchebag,
you be if you're just slightly better than that, like, hey,
I'm not him, So if you're.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Just a bag and not the full douche it's good.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, now getting weird. What are you doing to get
a douchebag on? What douchebags are calling us? Really?

Speaker 19 (32:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
What are they saying you? Douchebaggery? How you defend your
douchebaggery like you.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
There's no no, let's listen. I'm very interested.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
You don't judge, I don't judge. Don't prejudge a douchebag.
They defend themselves.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
You think you're a douchebag, sometimes wrong, but you're not.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I'm reading some of these texts. I saw a guy
screaming at a cab driver because of the price he
was wearing a Gucci outfit. He can afford it. See,
I think that's douchey, assuming that someone's dress nice and
they can afford everything.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Oh yeah, I totally agree, especially because we know a
lot of people spend all their money on their clothing
and then they go home to like, you know, nothing,
because they want you to think they have it.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
What's that scary, isn't there? Then two types? Can we differentiate,
the inward douche versus the outward douche. Like an inward
douches you're you're applying to the cars people drive, of
the things people wear, Versus a douchebag who lashes out
and is outwardly being a douchebag to the public. A
douche is A douche is a douche. Of course, of

(33:16):
course a douche.

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Speaker 10 (33:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, And this is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Hey, did you see the story about a guy that
went into a restaurant he ordered Uh? I think it
was a ninety something dollars meal with a friend, and
the gratuity he gave to the server was a twenty
five dollars Amazon gift card. Did you see the story?

Speaker 11 (34:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
You saw it? So what'd you think about that? Gandhi?
I didn't see.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
The problem with it that I know a lot of
other people did see with it.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I think that one twenty five dollars on ninety is
a pretty good tip, is it?

Speaker 19 (34:19):
Not?

Speaker 14 (34:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
That's that's good? And Amazon you can buy all kinds
of stuff. It doesn't have to be clothes or electronics.
You can get things that you need to sustain your life.
So a lot of people were saying like, oh, I
can't pay my bills with that. Well kind of in
a little bit of ways you.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Can, Okay, Well hold on to that. Yeah, and if
you if you're working in the restaurant business of Texas
at fifty five one hundred gratuity, yeah, I didn't even
think of that. So if you're working in a restaurant
and you're supposed to pull your tips, oh yeah, that
twenty five dollars Amazon gift card? How do you split
that up?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
You put that right in your pocket?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
The pulling tips thing sucks too though, if you're if
you're in okay. So when I was a waitress, I
was a waitress for four years when I was in college,
And if I'm busting my ass was like a twenty
top table and I make a ton of money off
of that table. And then stupid Daniel with his two
top trying to make the stapler zap people when they
touch it. I have to end up splitting my.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Tip with him.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
But what did Daniel do?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
He would try he had one of those stupid tricks
staplers that would zap you every time you picked it
up to like staple something together, so he would spend
his time doing that. Meanwhile, I've got a twenty top
and now I have to split my money with dumb Daniel.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
No, that was dumb Daniel.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Daniel, Yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
You have some some people that are working much harder
than others, and therefore you are taking away the incentive
of the people who are not working that hard versus
the people who are working hard.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Now Gandhi's gonna give her tip up to damn dumb
Daniel over here.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
He's not getting jack crap and at the end of
the night they walk away with the same thing when
they didn't work the same It's wrong.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
There was a story in the news, but I forgot
where she worked. Uh, she received like a massive tip,
like a humongous, like out of control tip from this guy.
And then the boss came up and said, well, you've
got to split that with everyone.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
And he was even saying including with the management team,
which I've seen some places try to say you have
to split with managers. Managers are making a full salary.
These servers and waitresses, they're making five six dollars an
hour and I didn't even know what it is now
but like nothing.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
And you know what if you gave really good service
and say that customer really likes you so much, that's
why they gave you that massive tip.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
They didn't meet Charlie in the back.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
What if Charlie and they don't like Charles exactly?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Why am I giving.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Charlie some Here's an idea. What let's say I sit
down at your table and you'd gave it an incredible,
incredible meal, you took care of a subscurtiny. And let's
say I tip you one thousand dollars. Okay, wow, okay, awesome.
My suggestion would be, rather than splitting that with everyone,
you can split twenty percent of that with everyone and
then you get to keep the rest. Would that work?

(36:54):
Would you be okay with that?

Speaker 5 (36:55):
That's nice of you. I would still be mad at
giving Daniel my money.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
It takes some math.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Give the standard tip and then ask them what their
venmo is and send them the rest of their venmo.
And the rest of the staff doesn't ever know Jack
Squad about it. Almos staff, Okay, we'll take care of them.
Back to the Amazon thing. Here's the thing there, are
depends on where that server is in life. An Amazon
gift card could be great or they have they're bump

(37:21):
busting their ass at three jobs. They need money to
support a kid, and maybe they really prefer the cash.
Where is Who's on the line, is it Melissa? Yeah, Melissa,
let's go talk to Melissa. Let's touch to the one
that's actually working in a restaurant. You you work in
a restaurant right now, right, Melissa?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Yeah, c a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Okay, I give you a twenty five dollars Amazon gift card.
Do you look me at me and say thank you
or look at me and say f you? Which one
do you do?

Speaker 5 (37:46):
I definitely look at you and thank you, But I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
You here it's been regifted too. Yeah, I thought that's yeah, well, okay,
hear me out though I'm not disagreeing with you, but
regifted to me in this situation will be giving you
a shirt my mom gave me that I didn't wright.
Twenty five dollars Amazon gift card has value for things
that you most likely would probably want in your life.

(38:09):
But you still say cash is king for you?

Speaker 11 (38:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Definitely, okay. Look, by the way, by the way, for
the record, Melissa, I will never give you an Amazon
gift card. I will always give you the best tip
of the day. I swear to God.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
I have some give places. I got gift cards too
that I wouldn't want that I could leave.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Us to exactly. Yeah, here's a gift card for Red Lobster,
the restaurant down the street, which is I give you that.
I love the best kids. But Melissa, now at your restaurant,
do you guys pool your tips or do you keep
your own?

Speaker 19 (38:40):
No, keep their own. I mean they tip out like
the pool runners, but otherwise.

Speaker 14 (38:45):
They keep their own.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
There you go, all right, Melissa, loving that you're listening
to us. You have a great day. Okay, thank you too.
Thank you. Yes, scary you had something to say.

Speaker 13 (38:52):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I just think that I agree with you. Got to
hustle for your own tips. It should be every person
for themselves. But in a group party situation, I think
the rules do change. I used to cater weddings for
a living, and back then we all were grouped. We
all were a team against doing this services for the
entire party. So any tip that came in that needed

(39:15):
to be pooled in d because everyone worked on it
together with a project. Line to twenty is, Devn you
still work in the restaurant business. I still do, yes, Okay.
I give you a twenty five dollars Amazon gift card
on a ninety dollars bill. That's actually, you know, more
than twenty percent.

Speaker 11 (39:33):
So what do you think I'm something for joy? I've
got four kids. I can buy food off Amazon.

Speaker 19 (39:39):
I can buy a bunch of other stuff.

Speaker 9 (39:41):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Okay, all right, See, like I said before, it depends
on what they're where they are in life. You know,
Amazon gift card would come in handy for you, and
it was actually more than twenty percent, so it's a
pretty good tip. All right, Thank you, Devin, Thank you
for listening to us. Have a good day to day.
Line twenty two is Melissa says, no, totally unacceptable. Oh absolutely, Melissa,

(40:03):
tell us what's on your mind. We just we lost her. Okay.
She said they regifted a gift card because they were
too cheap to leave a tip, which would exactly which
would come from their account.

Speaker 17 (40:13):
All right, they hear the same thing that it was regifted,
but it's still it's still twenty five dollars. It's not
like giving, like a gift certificate from somebody gave me
a twenty dollars bill and I gave it to you.
It's a regifted twenty dollars bill, but it's still twenty
four bills.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Okay. The story was restaurant orders. Okay, here it is. Oh,
it was a huge tip. It was a twenty two
hundred dollars tip wow. Okay, bl blah blah. It happened
in Bentonville, Arkansas, in a restaurant. A party of at
least two dozen people left a forty four hundred dollars
tip wow for their two waitresses to share. That's twenty

(40:53):
two hundred a piece. They said, it was an incredible
thing to do and see her reaction was awesome to
see what that meant to her. It was great, says
one of the waitresses. But they're saying no. The bosses
came in and said, no, you're not gonna keep all
that money. And so this this woman had been working
at a restaurant for three and a half years and

(41:16):
she'd never been asked to split her tips before anywhere.
So anyway, so something ended up happening. There was a
skirmish between the server and the manager. So she was
fired and then so the people came back and said, well,
we're going to cancel that tip. I'm not leaving that
tip with you guys to split good and there you go.

(41:40):
This is all I know is you know, anyone who's
in the customer service world, if it doesn't matter doing
retail or you're you're working in a restaurant, you know,
I everyone on the show, we will always treat you
like the gold you are. But I see it at
tables next to us how you're treated sometimes. And you
know that people who treat you like crap, you know

(42:01):
they're not tipping nothing to anything, right, right, right, And they've.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Said this before, but when you don't tip somebody, you
actually leave them zero. You are costing them money. It
actually costs them money to take care of your table
because at the end of it they have to tip
out based on alcohol sales and food runners and they're
still tipping out, but you've left them nothing, so they're
paying for you to have been there.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
And that's what really crappy thing to.

Speaker 14 (42:22):
Do it is.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I don't think people understand how it works, yea, And
even if they did, they're idiots. Finally, line twenty two. John,
are you do you work in a restaurant?

Speaker 14 (42:33):
I did for about ten years.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Okay, so you know, So where do you fall on this?

Speaker 13 (42:38):
So?

Speaker 14 (42:39):
I mean it's I rather cash, of course, but a
gift card. People are not doing very well right now.
So if someone can give you a gift card instead
of cash, I mean I'll take it because I've gotten
zero dollars on a table before, and like the last
person said, we pay to wait on your table if
you give a zero. So I can use that gift
card for something. I'm happy if you give me anything.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Really, I mean, well, John, what if I gave you
a twenty five dollars gift card for Victoria's Secret?

Speaker 14 (43:07):
I know I know someone I can give it to.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Okay, see John who wins the Blue Ribbon for positivity today?
I friend John, John, here's a gift card for piercing
Pagoda at the mall. Thanks for listening, John, have a
safe drive to work. Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
All right, that's funny to me. It's funny.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Do you have a sense of humor?

Speaker 10 (43:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
All right, let's rip into the phone tap. This is
a very unique phone tap. And as you will hear,
the phone tap starts immediately. There's no setup time, there's
no rehearsal, there's no rehearsal with the person who's playing
the phone tap up. Yeah, the letter came in saying,
Dear Elvis, my fiance Chris has quite the temper. He's
got an extremely sensitive spot when it comes to my

(44:08):
ex boyfriend Brian in Florida. So why don't we use
this information in phone tap? Hot headed Chris, This comes
to us from Hannah. All right, listen in this is
very unique. Scary Jones calls Hannah to set up the
phone tap, not knowing that Chris, the victim, is right
there next to him to her in the same room
while they're vacationing in Puerto Rico. So Scary needs to

(44:30):
immediately spring into action. As Hannah's ex boyfriend Brian, Let's
see if he's up to the task in today's unique
phone tap. Let's listen him Tauah, Hannah, Yeah, how are
you good? Did anyone ever attempt to do that phone
tap for you?

Speaker 19 (44:49):
Now?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Did we catch you off guard? Are you in a
bad place. Is it a bad time?

Speaker 11 (44:53):
No, I'm just in Porto Rico. Now my boyfriend is.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
He right there next to you?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (44:58):
Oh, maybe we can get I'm like, right this second, sure,
maybe I should be Brian, your ex right here and now?

Speaker 11 (45:04):
Now?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Really?

Speaker 8 (45:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay? Is he looking over your shoulder right now? A
little bit wondering what's going on?

Speaker 11 (45:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Okay, let's why don't we just start right here. I
just came to see you to say hello, I was
in town.

Speaker 14 (45:16):
I don't even know how you know where I live?

Speaker 18 (45:18):
Well, you know, Hello, Hi, who's this It's Chris, Hey, Chris,
it's uh, it's Brian.

Speaker 11 (45:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (45:29):
Yeah, I'm a friend of Hannah's. Okay, yeah, I was
just stopping by her house because I was in town.

Speaker 9 (45:36):
Yeah, you should go.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Uh well, I just wanted to see maybe if she
wanted to grab some lunch or something.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
You should go and not come back and don't call
the phone again.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Listen, we used to go out. But it's okay, okay,
just go away.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
I don't need you.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'm part of the past, I used to she's getting there.

Speaker 11 (45:54):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Doesn't matter? We're just friends, can't Men and women.

Speaker 9 (45:57):
Just be You ain't gonna be a friend.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Let's say that you're a typical meathead. Let me tell your.

Speaker 9 (46:02):
Buddy, typical waiting not knowing what he's dealing with.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Why don't you just sit on a block of ice
and chill out?

Speaker 9 (46:08):
Dude, you give a Puerto Rica.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
You will wait a second?

Speaker 14 (46:12):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Away from my house?

Speaker 9 (46:16):
Understand me.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
You know what kind of people you're dealing with?

Speaker 9 (46:20):
Away from my house. Okay, we'll finished.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
You never even met me, dude, to be upset. That
is the telephone version of running away when you hang
up on.

Speaker 11 (46:33):
Somebody said, that's the telephone version of you running away.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
Hold on, Chris, Okay, he's on the balcony slipping out.

Speaker 14 (46:41):
You kind of have to end it.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
He's in a full down break something.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Hold on because you said one more thing, just.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
More thing.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I'll hang on. I got to do with your boy friend.

Speaker 8 (46:51):
Of your house.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Hey Chris, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 7 (46:55):
I'm on my vacation.

Speaker 14 (46:56):
What what's the do you want from the want?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Before I go? I just got to tell you you've
been phone tapped. Okay, that's cool, Hey Chris, Yeah, your
girlfriend shut you up on a phone tattoo.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
All Party Space the.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Come on, mister Coffee, do your magic. I'm still waiting
for it to creep in. Speaking of creep Scary, yep,
I'm sorry you're Scary is left handed? Right, yeah? Correct.
So I'm in the studio with Scary and I'm noticing
him writing with his left hand. It just looks it
looks awkward, okay, And I have many left handed friends,

(47:51):
and uh, but when they write, it just seems more natural.
When you write, it seems like you're really curling your
your arm in a weird contorting way. Yeah, lefties kind
of have this hook to their writing style, A lot
of lefties, I know. But guys, you know, when he's
running the board, he has to use a mouse, you
know that took up to the computer. He uses his

(48:15):
right hand on the mouse. His right hand goes under
his left hand and works the mouse. Really, it's the
strangest thing. Well, if you're left handed, why are you
using your right hand on the mouse.

Speaker 8 (48:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I was brought up where the right hand has to
be on the mouse either, even though I'm a lefty.

Speaker 7 (48:33):
Now, wait a minute, could you be ambidextrous and maybe
you're able to write with the right and you didn't
realize it.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
No, I cannot write, for crap with my right hand.
But I will tell you. Because the mouse is set
up on the left. As Elvis was describing, I have
to reach over my body. He has to cross his
arm to go to the left side of me to
get to the mouse, and then when I press the
buttons on the rest of the board, I have to
go to the right. Yeah. So I'm literally forming across

(49:01):
with my Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 14 (49:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
You know when you're a kid, used to hug yourself,
you know, you put your arms around yourself. He looks
like that when he's running the board.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Here.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Yeah, it's so strange, and I blame it.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
I use my non dominant hand to use the mouse.
It's very awkward feeling. If I try to use my
left hand on my mouth, it feels weird.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
You get your left hand off your mouth.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
So so you're saying in the world of lefties, you guys,
it's it's not as It's not as simple as we
think it is. I mean, it's there. It's much more complicated.
It's complicated because I throw with my left hand. I
bat left. But then when it comes to what you
bat left? Picked up a bat? Oh my god. Yeah.

(49:48):
When I'm a gully playing hockey, I play softball with
my left hand. You know, everything's left. When it comes
to eat, which I do a lot. Yes, I have
to have the fork in my left hand and cut. No,
I'm sorry. I have to have the knife in my
left hand and the fork in my right to hold it.
But then I have to do the switch to pick

(50:10):
up the food with my left hand with the fork.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
R oh.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
That is super awkward, especially when you're in fine dining situations.
It's weird because when I do you, guys, fork left,
I'm fork left hand, knife right hand from beginning to
end of the meal.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Me too, I'm opposite of that, and I'm alrighty. So
I cut with my left and I eat with my right,
and I don't switch.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Yes, that's how I do.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
That's what I'm saying. I cut. I know the fork
is in my left hand and the knife's in my
right hand.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Yeah, I'm opposite of that. Yeah, wait, I know I'm
trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
There are certain things that lefties have to do right handed.
We have no choice.

Speaker 15 (50:45):
Like, if you're driving away, are you left handed too?
I am, yeah, Oh, I do the same stuff for
you guys. Yeah, but if you're driving a car with
standard transmission, you have to use your right hand to
shift it. You know, you can't reach over. So there
are certain things that are scary. The scary does the crossover.
But I do the same thing with the fork. I
switch it.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I use my right hand on the A lot of people.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
Do switch it in because I think that's the American way,
but I think I do it the European way like
you do it, you guys, when you just cut.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
It and you just continue to eat.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yeah, my my fork's always in the left hand. The
knif's always in the right hand.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Problem cutting something when you regularly eat without cutting, your
fork's in the right hand.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Right, Yes, okay, line force, David, this is a very
very very interesting conversation you're having. As you know in
Italy Italian sinistra meaning left meaning if you have a
left hand, your sinister. Yes, absolutely, Hey, David, how are
you good morning? Good morning? Left handed or right handed?

(51:44):
I am left handed, and when you use your mouse,
which hand do you use?

Speaker 9 (51:49):
My right hand?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
There you go another one. Wow, I mean even though
it's even though it's not your dominant hand, you still
use your right hand for your mouse, even though you're
left handed.

Speaker 14 (52:02):
Yeah, there's there's a lot of things that I do
right handed that I don't do left. Candids, like, the
only things that I do left.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Handed are e yes, right and right.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Okay, okay, every I mean I and I kick.

Speaker 14 (52:14):
A football or a or a sot or left footed,
but everything else is right handed.

Speaker 9 (52:18):
I bat right handed.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I call right hand. It's scary. Do you kick your
soccer ball with your left or right foot? I feel
like that my dominant foot is my left foot. Okay,
it would be left if I were to kick a
soccer ball.

Speaker 14 (52:29):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, that was the joke. You haven't You haven't done
that in many years, I'm sure, David. Thank you so
much for calling. Be careful out there. Okay.

Speaker 14 (52:39):
I will love you guys, love you too.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
You know what we're finding out? Look at line nine Peggy,
same thing, left handed, but she uses her right hand
on the mouse. What is it with you?

Speaker 11 (52:48):
Doesn't everybody use their right hand on their mouse.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I'm learning. I'm starting to learn if that is the case.
Absolutely well.

Speaker 11 (52:56):
While I heard that if you're left handed and if
you don't use your right hand on your mouth, you
don't go to heaven. I heard that's what the old
ladies that aerobics told me in Puerto Rico, that if
you're left handed and you do not use your right

(53:18):
hand on your mouth, then you're not going to see
the pearly gates. So you might want to rethink that
if you're using your left hand.

Speaker 21 (53:26):
Do you hear that all left handed people out there, Wow,
an easy way to get disqualified.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
That's exactly thanks for the warning, you.

Speaker 11 (53:33):
Know, and I gotta tell you, being left handed can
be very frustrating. Right handed people don't realize if you
go to the buffet the bread, you always have to
change it because somebody would you cut differently. And another
thing a soup ladle. Soup ladles they discriminate because toop

(53:54):
ladles are always for right handed people.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Well, the good news for you is, you know, I
do believe buffet or thing in the past. Now you
don't worry about that anymore, all right, Well, listen, thank you, Beggy,
have a great day. We love you no matter which
hand you're using. Okay, thank you, all right, bye bye
you A Monique on line eleven. Hi, good morning, Hello lady,

(54:17):
paula lady. So, as a left handed person, you agree
with the caller. We had a second ago. A true
left handed person, in your eyes, uses their right hand
for everything except eating and writing.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yes.

Speaker 19 (54:28):
Now, I'm only thirty two, so I'm not really sure
if everything's just adapted to that way, because I've just
always been taught to use my right hand for everything,
even though I was a leftie. Like they allowed me
to eat and write with my left hand. They were like,
oh yeah, we can keep you, but your right hand
was done for everything.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
See when you're growing up, did anyone ever discriminate against
you because you were left handed?

Speaker 19 (54:52):
Oh yeah they did for sure. I used to play
softball and they would make me just that righty. I
was never allowed to even try lefty.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Why I'm and.

Speaker 19 (55:03):
I'm only thirty two, so I'm I'm relatively young, like
in the game of like lefties, and they just I'm
righty for sure. Like I don't know, I can't write
with my right hand for anything.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
But money, money. I have people texting in saying that
they used they were beaten up as kids because they
were left handed.

Speaker 16 (55:21):
What.

Speaker 19 (55:23):
Yeah, I don't forget left hand. Back in the day,
in like the time of the witches, Yes, were considered witches.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
If you were a left hander, you were sinister.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
There you go, all right, Well, I love you no
matter what you're using whatever, Thank you, thank you, all right? Money,
do you have a great day? Okay. They would be
discriminated against because you're left handed. Scary. I mean, we
discriminated against you for other reasons.

Speaker 12 (55:47):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Someone in his day in Catholic school, they the nuns
would come around with a ruler and they would beat you.
They literally smack your hand with a ruler, beat you
if they see you with you God forbid you had
your your pen your pencil in your left hand. He
told me they would come with the ruler, they would
smack the hands they put in your right hand stuns.
They're so holier than now. And a band class. They

(56:11):
would not give me a left handed guitar. They said,
we are not restringing a guitar. You have to learn
right handed guitar. So I learned right the guitar. Yeah, Yeah,
how many guitars did you play in band? I know
the a to see the chords, but I could it's
right handed classic? Was it like a marching band with guitars?
I've never heard of this class we had guitars? Okay,

(56:34):
all right?

Speaker 5 (56:35):
I feel like left handed people need a support group.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
They've been shaft in all these years. Yeah, Froggy, Now scary.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
How did you color without getting ink all over your
like left pinky while you're coloring, because as you're coloring,
you're dragging through or even as you're writing, she.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Did, Froggy, the lefty knows what this one I'm talking about.
That the your the side of your hand is all smudge,
smudge everywhere right here, right there? All right, Well, there
you go all night. No wonder you are so fed up? Man,
I'm weird. The left handed people have been even dragged
through the mud all these years. I feel did you

(57:13):
know that ever since we started talking about this, every
phone line in here is ringing? Wow, they all punched
up our number with their left hands, left hand? Yeah,
are they really still calling? I haven't seen this many
people call for a top I mean people this many
people don't call for the free money phone tap. It's crazy, crazy,

(57:37):
look at that left handed people are like, yeah, they're
recognizing us. On the Eldest Dury Morning Show, Today's Your Day, Wow,
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Speaker 4 (57:49):
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Speaker 1 (57:52):
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Speaker 12 (57:54):
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Speaker 1 (57:55):
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Speaker 4 (58:07):
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Speaker 3 (58:15):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
And you know what, we always have to remember that
straight Nate and Scary and Scottie b are in our
master control for Solivity and Tribeca, New York to make
sure this show goes on every day. Without the three
of them, it wouldn't happen. And then we have our
engineering team, yeah exactly, and you and Danielle coughing things up. Sorry,

(58:41):
but Jeff and Josh and Rachel and everyone in engineering
and it that keep us on the earth. Thank you
so much for doing what you do. I think that's
so incredible. So, you know, they get hungry every once
in a while, and so Nate got the munchies. Can
you walk down to the vending machine. Yeah, our snack
pile here is been depleted and we really haven't had

(59:02):
a refresh since, like the great trail mix we had.
But so tell them what you got, Tell them what
you found of man, I didn't get it because it's
like the saddest looking solitary honey bun I've ever seen.
And it's just sitting there always, and it's you can
tell it's sweating, you know, the sweaty honey bun and
you can just see the perspiration on the slide. Yeah,

(59:24):
sweaty old honey buns are like sweaty old meat that
you should eat. You know, once your meat or chicken
gets slimy, you don't eat it. And that's just the
same with honey buns. Ew Okay, Scotty Bee just yelled,
he's gonna run and get it. So it doesn't look good.
Who's gonna eat it?

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Who's gonna eat it?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Scary? Don't look at me. I just wanted to tell
you that that machine used to be a happier machine.
It used to have fotus spunk Meyer cookies and missus
Freshley's brownies, and now it's just a lonely sweaty honey bun. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know if I want to
eat anything with the name of Meyer. This is Freshly's.

(01:00:03):
I'm all in, Yeah, what's the brand of this honey bun?
Do we know? Do you remember? I was kind of
focused on the sweatiness that I didn't really catch the name.
But it's it's pretty sad. Look it sounds like a
term of endearment. Oh you're my little sweaty honey bun.
I mean, well, you'll see it here in a second
in the zoom room when Scotty b gets back. Well,
Scotty was scary, will eat it? Scary eats everything has

(01:00:25):
been Scary picked up a pile of something he didn't
want to eat it. Well, so I guess I gotta
eat It's the only thing in here he did.

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
You ate something that you want the nasty trail mix,
not the good one which we got last week? Why
did you eat it? Why would you eat it if
it's nasty. The peanuts were greasy, Elvis. But I needed
something for me. I need something sustenance. I needed sustenance
in my body. But you had eaten, you'd eaten every
ten minutes all morning before that, so I don't that's true.
I picked up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah, God, what we decided yesterday that Scary would definitely
off one of us on a desert island before the
time was even necessary, just because he'd be preparing to eat.
You can't be stranded with him. Yeah, he'd eat us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Because not only would he eat us, he would take
us out of the competition for food. And on the
fifteen minute Morning Show podcast, you guys forced me, well,
you encouraged me to drink that Cuddy Sark shop. He
didn't you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
You took that in your own hands.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Don't even try that, Scary You. You lie more than
Danielle or her entertainment report.

Speaker 13 (01:01:19):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
He popped the top of that and almost vomit from
whatever he smelled. And I'm pretty sure we were like, dude,
don't drink that. And then somehow the three of you
drank that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yeah, is he back with the honey Bunyon on our
Oh it won't let him buy it. Why even the
machine is like, do not buy this. I will, I
will say, if you're from the old don't even protect
him from Like, I don't know what do you mean?
How does the machine not let you buy something? It
said said make a make another selection? So maybe people

(01:01:52):
have been trying to buy that honey bun for like
ten years. I have no clue, Scotty, it's looking out
for you if it's just make another selection. Even the
machine knows you shouldn't be eating that crowd. Do you
want us to get the engineer Josh hadden't to get
into the machine. Maybe he's got a no, he's got
radio stations to keep on the line. Take him in
there to get the old shot. Yeah. It's the little
things you fight about in your relationship if you have one.

(01:02:16):
And when you hear these stories of people in a
relationship that have stupid little fight, you're like, this is
why I don't want to be in a relationship. And
I'm doing great.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
We'll use Gandhi as our example. We'll put her on
the chopping block in just a second. Let's go talk
to our producer from q AND on two in Philadelphia.
Smile and Stephen is online twenty four. Good morning, smiling Steven,
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
You are so.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I was about to say cute, but I know that
you hate the word cute. Why do you hate the
word cute?

Speaker 16 (01:02:46):
I was flirting with somebody yesterday and he meant it well,
but he was like, you are so cute, and I
was like, I'm twenty six. There needs to be a
better word than cute. Cute is for ten year old.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
He's right, well with Froggy, what's wrong with cute? Nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
Cute is like a word that means you're never going
to go any further than where you are. Like even
handsome is better than cute. Yeah, yeah, you know obviously hot.
Cute just means like your puppies are cute.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I know, but you're cute, and cute is it's more
than looks. Cute is attitude and eff personality.

Speaker 16 (01:03:27):
But I mean it's like you call a kid cute,
you know what I mean. It's kind of like I've
just gotten to the cute level. I mean, I understand, Listen,
I am not looking for hot. I get that that's
not the like the level I want to, but like
there needs to be a middle ground between cute and
hot and what is good for flirting?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Well, I don't know what. I was handsome, handsome, but that's.

Speaker 16 (01:03:50):
Like I feel like that's what Grandma's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yeah, you can't you can't be We can't make you happy.
We cannot find a word that makes you good about yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Well, when we're talking about a girl or a guy,
sometimes you go, oh my gosh, they're so cute, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
That's a bad thing. That's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
What about like could it be a delivery Like I
say to my boyfriend all the time, like, ooh, you cute.
Does that make any difference?

Speaker 16 (01:04:16):
No, I think yeah, delivery definitely matters. But it's also
I think when you're just like flirting back and forth,
it's just like hey, cutie, Like I get it. Listen.
It's never like from a bad place. But at the
same point, I feel like if I could call a
ten year old cute and then I'm flirting with somebody
and use the same word, there should be a better
word in like the vocabulary for that, Like we need

(01:04:38):
to come up with a new one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Like you know, to be fair, Stephen h you do
smile and laugh and giggle a lot, but it's those
are things that are that make you really great, but
those are also things that are well they're cute. Yeah, okah, Okay,
here's another thought. What if we just didn't have a word.
What if we just let the words out like the descriptives, descriptors. Right,

(01:05:01):
you know what I'm saying. Do you have to have
a word?

Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (01:05:04):
I don't think so. I like, you don't need to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Okay, did you watch Bridgerton?

Speaker 18 (01:05:11):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:05:11):
I haven't watched it yet.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Who else watched it? You did, Danielle? I know you don't.
You watched it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Right, I have not, but I know all about it,
and I'm getting Okay, Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Use that right? What what word do you use to
describe the Duke Hasting Duke of Hastings. There's so many words, smoke, show, gorgeous.
I mean, I'm a straight run. But he is hot,
one of them, one of them. Even my mom called
and said he was hot. So yeah, yeah, So but

(01:05:42):
you could you use the word cute with the Duke?

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
No, No, he's not cute.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
He's seeing. What you're doing is you're actually you're proving
Stephen's point. You're taking the taking the possibility of hot
away from Stephen and that's what this is all about,
isn't it, Stephen.

Speaker 16 (01:05:58):
Yeah, a little bit at the core of it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Oh, that's so cute. You're cute. Don't say that? All right? Well, look,
we love you, but I wouldn't poo poop cute so fast,
because that's a lot. That's a lot better than what
they could.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Be saying if they said face you know, that would
be so But.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Where does that? Where does that feel?

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
You said that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
All right? All right, right right? Uh, you're fabulous, you are.
You're cute. I think you're very handsome. But I'm a grandma,
so I can say that. But you hang in there.
It's okay. Adorable Is that a bad word? Adorable?

Speaker 16 (01:06:38):
Yeah, that sounds like it's worse than cute.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Very family though, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
You're a good looking guy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Hey, what's going on in Philly? What's going on? What's
the latest? What's happening down there?

Speaker 16 (01:06:51):
Everything is good so far, you know, just chilling.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
All right, that's that's so cute. All right, Steven, will
talk to you later. Thanks for checking in with us.

Speaker 16 (01:07:02):
Okay, all right, you guys later.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
All right, there you go, So Steve, I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I mean, it's like if if we get all dressed
up for something, and then you know, we have hair
and makeup and we put on our best outfit in
high heels, and I walk out and someone's like, oh
my gosh, you're so cute. I'd probably be like, well, damne,
dressed up to be cute?

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Just cute have something to do with how tall you are.
I'm starting to think of it. If someone is like
six foot two, can they be cute? I don't think
they can. I think that's tall for cute. You must
be short to be cute. And Stephen isn't the tallest
of guys. No, that's true. You're right, that could be it.

Speaker 19 (01:07:33):
Dang it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Okay, but Gandhi's right. Nobody nobody ever sat out to
be cute. Nobody said anyone, I'm gonna get dressed up
and I'm going to own this and I'm gonna be cute.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Well, no, that jo Jojo. Whats your name is? She
tries to see what that's hers? Yeah, okay, okay, let's
get back to the Gandhi. So Gandhi walks in and says,
I handle o taf with Brandon, my boyfriend. Yes, do
you wish to tell the story because it's yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Yeah, So it sort of started off. You were talking
about a list of partners traits that are either good
or bad or really they point out if you're emotionally mature,
and one of them was about compassion, and I said,
Brendan and I have been arguing about compassion because he
says I have far too much for things that he
just doesn't think are relevant, and I think he has
none for things that I think are very relevant. And

(01:08:26):
really this comes yeah animals. So I will catch a
bug and take it outside and let it go. He
can't understand why I wouldn't just smash it to death
on the floor, and thinks that I'm crazy. And then
I look at him like, I find you crazy because
you would just murder this bug on the floor. But
to him it's not murder.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
So we have this like standoff.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Okay, see here's here's where I think you could make
some changes. Yes, So if you see a bug crawling
across the floor and he goes and smashes it, you
you gandhi no Offen, You say things like that little bug,
I'm sure it had babies. I'm sure that bug well
bug to his family. Bugs don't nurse they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
You know, I saw a comic striper.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
You know that that bug does not have children?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Bugs? Okay, to hold right so but but Danielle, to
be fair Gandhi. Her explanation was, she saw a commercial
to the day of a bug wearing a top hat.
What was this commercial?

Speaker 11 (01:09:20):
Useaw?

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I saw a little comic strip and it was a
ladybug wearing a top hat with a little briefcase under
his arm, and above it was the shadow of a
foot and then it flashed to his family at home, saying,
I hope dad's coming home soon. And I was like, see, see,
there you go. The lady bug was on his way
home to his family and killed. Here's where you're not
getting traction. You're humanizing a bug, and so it's not relatable.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
There's got to be another reason why you want bugs
to survive. You gotta you've got to give him those reasons.
You're you're making this You're making this bug to be
out like mister Peanut or something.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Just because it doesn't have human like qualities and I
can't say that it has human emotion, doesn't mean that
it doesn't have its own version of that in bug form.
We don't know that it doesn't feel things and doesn't
say things. We would like to believe that it doesn't
because it makes it easy for us to kill them,
but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
So I just don't want to do to him. That's
what you say, What did that bug ever do?

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
If he's in your house, he's he's technically breaking and
entering our trespasses.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
We no, wait, no, seriously, you've got to come up
with if it's a spiritual thing, if it's a you know,
the universe created this bug, and I really want to
protect it because we are here to protect the universe.
That that's that holds weight, that holds water. But say
that this bug has to get home to watch the
news is not gonna work, you know what I'm saying,

(01:10:36):
If the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
News, I think it should just be one of those
things where we can each just let the other be.
But neither of us can really let the other be,
because if I do something like that, he'll be like, oh,
here we go again, and then if he steps on it,
I'm like, I'll kill you later.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
This is terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
So at some point we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Well, Gandhi would really be upset with me. The other day.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
I've been trying humanely to get rid of a mole
in my yard, and I put little steaks in the
ground and done all the humane things, and none of
them worked. So the other day I got some gopher
in mole poison and I put it a little mole
and gopher hole. And guess what, he hasn't come back anymore.
I don't know if he went and found somewhere else

(01:11:16):
to eat, or if he ate the gopher poison and
he's gone. I'm sorry, Donnie, what do you mean to do?
I tried the human way. I put the little stakes
in the ground that make the noise. He's supposed to
go away, leave them alone, let him live there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Well, no, you can't. They rip up the yard. They
cost money.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
It was his yard first.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Yes, bugs even have brains? Can they think for themselves?

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Did you watch a bugs life?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Would you say stuff like that? You totally totally negate
everything you're trying to prove it. But feelings, it has
no being, It has no emotion. It's just there and
it's reacting to you know, what's going on in nature.
It's it's like a knee jerk thing to be fair. Bugs.
Most bugs that I know of, do have purpose. That
there are things bugs do that are good for our environment,
for our soil, for whatever. But but then if you

(01:12:05):
have one crawling in the house and it and it
causes problems, it infests, maybe it eats wood in your house,
caves in, then then you have to make a decision. Well,
maybe this termite isn't going to make it home to
watch the news. We got to kill this termite.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
You know, when I'm feeding my lizard crickets, I think
about these things. I go, oh, my gosh, what if
they're like panicking inside right now, this poor cricket and
he knows it's coming. And oh, I'm so sorry, and
I'm sorry if you had baby crickets, I feel guilty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
It's a little prayer before you toss it in there,
like I'm so sorry I'm about to do this to you.
It's a life. And then you throw the cricket and
move on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Well, I wish we could, uh, we could come to
a conclusion here. There's got to be something online that
some philosophy that someone came up with that can make
us all a little more enlightened about this subject. But
we're not there quite yet. I love this and it says,
if a bug is inside your house, it deserves to
be squashed. If I'm outside, I'm in the bugs house
deserves to live.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Yes, well, you erected the house where the bugs the
house used to be, so still technically they're just living
where they used to live.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
That bug may not have been alive when my house
is built.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Oh boy, go.

Speaker 10 (01:13:13):
Here you go, Elvis Duran. He just keeves opening his
mouth in the Morning Show, Elvis dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Worth. There's always people that have something to be mad at.
Scary is on a tear. I don't think scary usually
and we all agree, Scary is usually the guy who
is the happiest. He's always laughing and childish and fun. Right,
it's nothing. We could sit here and just insult you
until you bled, but you would never ever be in

(01:13:47):
a bad mood. Today we saw a side of Scary.
He is so mad. His dog is so scald look
look at him. I'm this This gets to me. Okay, listen,
I love life. You know exactly what you just said
out while you're mad? Why are you mad? I'm mad
because how does a breakfast place screw up? The one

(01:14:09):
thing they're supposed to do right is mad. What's great eggs? Okay,
so we just ordered breakfast from this place and they
screwed up his breakfast. He's over there throwing it in
the trash can. Then he takes it out of the
trash can and rethrows it back here. They burn the omelet.
How do you burn an omelet? The bacon is a
greasy as hell? This the toast wasn't toasted, it was flimsy.

(01:14:32):
I'm so the only thing I ate was some of
the avocado. That was the only saving grace fulm was
sitting there and I you know me, I'm like, well,
you know what, at least you had some great avocado
for breakfast, and it's good for you. It's the good fat.
You know, yes, your breakfast place, and we're paying high prices.
Learn to do breakfast right? Don't burn my damn eggs?
Are you telling them to do better with breakfast?

Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
They're brown? How do you have a brown omelet?

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
How how do you burn eggs?

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
But he's but look look at you, how mad he
is compared to what he's actually mad? As There are
people right now that are stopped for breakfast somewhere on
their way to work, and they are doing the same thing.
They're eating subpar food. They're eating breakfast with the with
the eggs that are brown as the day is long.
But put some more butter on the damn grill. What

(01:15:18):
does it take to do that? Don't spray it with
some So you're mad? So you are mad as a dog.
You know what I'm talking about. But they suffer and
they stay with it. They don't compare. Oh, hold on,
I understand that. Let what well, I tell you what.
Let's steal a bit from our friend Charlet Magne from
the Breakfast Club. Why are you mad? Now we know why?

(01:15:39):
Scary is mad? Scary I mean Scary is mad? I
mean he's not putting this on. I saw him slamming
stuff around a minute ago during the song. He is
just like you are at your breaking point. You know,
breakfast is my favorite meal.

Speaker 13 (01:15:51):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I love my eggs. I just want a nice, silky,
soft smooth I know you do, I know, I know
you eggs are yellow? All right? Can we try to
find he's different breakfast? I mean, okay, all right out gandhi,
why are you mad?

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
I am so pissed because you know how much I
love dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Specifically, my sisters went downstairs to get my morning hello
from Smidge. Smidge was nowhere to be found.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Were packed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
They packed up her backpack and took her to school
without letting me say good morning or goodbye. And I'm
pissed because I know how cute she looks with a
little backpack getting ready to go out the door. Nope, no,
Smitge for me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
I have to start my day with you, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
I guess dogless, dogless, That's my favorite part of the morning.
I'm so mad, But.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Look you you are mad. You're very disappointed at which
which turns into mad.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
I just hate texting the hell out of the two
of them, like, are you crazy you leave without letting
me say goodbye to Smitche. Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Wait, Diamond, are you mad at anything?

Speaker 12 (01:16:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Not today? Okay, that's a first. Scottie Bee, you're always
mad at something. What is Scotty be mad at today?

Speaker 15 (01:16:56):
I'm just mad that everybody keeps congregating in here and
I cannot concentrate on this show.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I know, you know what, and I'm tired of them
congregating in there too. It's a separate studio, and every
time I look up, Nate is over there, and Scary
was in there yelling about his breakfast. I needed him
in here, you guys, I'm gonna lock this friggin door.
Yes please, This is why I'm mad, because you guys
keep leaving the show like this is the venting room
in here. I don't understand. All right, everyone stay out
of there. Furthermore, Oh, hold on, Scary's mad again? Hold on?

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Yes, are you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Are you irish? Are you Scary Madigan? People are saying
butter is what makes eggs brown. No, butter brod, Butter
is what makes them brown. Slow and low is the
tempo of cooking. An hollar, thank you, thank you? My god,
he's gonna bust a button all right? Uh, Nate, why
are you mad? Oh my god?

Speaker 13 (01:17:46):
What?

Speaker 18 (01:17:47):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
This gird? I had that chicken thing a second ago,
and I've got this burp that is sitting right here
and it can't come out. You know what, You've been
complaining a lot about your gurd lately. You really should
go see a doctor, because we're tired of we're mad
you complaining of bitching EMMONI every day.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
I thought you did see a doctor, and that's how
you got the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
No, I'm self diagnosed, all right, so's mad. But now
like you eat something and you burp for like an hour.
I know, I know, But what you're mad at is
your fault. I'm a pretty good I've been to enough doctors.
I know what I'm no. No, no, but you I know.
But you're mad because you gave yourself gird. All right,
there you go. Why are you mad? Gird or McGirt?

(01:18:26):
You gird? You got gird in the club? Who else
is mad? I'm mad?

Speaker 9 (01:18:37):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
This is whatever. Insurance companies when you try to like
go get stuff done as a doctor, you have like
to have a procedure done it or something, they turn
everything down, Like you have to go in and get
a cat scan or something, something that could be life threatening.
And you get a recording calling your your phone saying
we're sorry, mister, we cannot give you. And then you

(01:19:02):
know there's a supposed to coverage. Do you know how
much money we pay an insurance every year? Money we
pay for health insurance and they don't do it. You
have to fight with them every step of the way.
I'm very mad. Hate them, the mad ones anyway, the
good ones are good. Hi Elaine, why are you mad.

Speaker 17 (01:19:23):
At?

Speaker 19 (01:19:23):
At like four minutes ago, some lady was just trying
to merge it in front of me, and I wouldn't
let her. So she clows down her windows, starts having
a conversation with me and goes, yo, bitch, don't make
me get out of my car and come after you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Wow, Okay, Well, is there a reason why you didn't
want to let her in? And not that she has
the right to yell no?

Speaker 19 (01:19:46):
Yes, Because right before the merge it was one lane
and she had been tailgating me on my tail in
my car the whole time and trying to pass me
on the right. Well, no, it's a one lane road. No,
you're not getting in. And then it went into kew lane,
So no, I wasn't. I wouldn't let a hundred other
cars in front of me instead of this lady. But
I was sitting trying to drive like a lady, and

(01:20:07):
she rolled down her window right next to me, and
I called.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
You a bit. She called you a bit, And.

Speaker 19 (01:20:14):
I'm telling you I was having a Yesterday was just
my birthday. I'm still like on my birthday high, and
I'm like, yo, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Want that woman dull your shine, not at all.

Speaker 19 (01:20:26):
Oh, I was so, I was thinking, how bad I
need to not get any more scratch.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
She's gonna be on your mind too much today. We
gotta find a way to get her off your mind.
You didn't funny how we remember it. I'm I find
myself in the shower, mad things that happened three years ago.
I'm like, damn it, yeah, I'm still mad. All right,
you take it easy. I'm sorry, what's wrong? Hold on,
I gotta go. Nate has gird. It's ridiculous. I took

(01:20:54):
my PEPSI complete this morning and it's not doing. You.
Choose some tongue scotty, please, so that we know what
the hell's actually going on there?

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Gerdy?

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
I know, yeah, Gird. How do we do a show?
And the producers there in the corner going so many
textan goes. You might have hyatl hernia. Look at you, mister,
I know it all in the medical field, and you
know we gotta go. Elaine, you have a better day.
At least you don't have gird. Thank you. Oh god,

(01:21:27):
this is a most dysfunctional show. I got a producer
here screaming in the corner. I got scary yelling because
his eggs are burnt. Hold on, people are mad? Hello, Rachel,
why are you mad? By the way again, thanks to
Charlemagne for letting us rip off his bit called why
you Madmates and roommates that leave dishes and sinks? You

(01:21:49):
know what, that's what Danielle complains about. Her kids leave
dishes and sinks. So she went like an entire week
and didn't take one of them out. Just leave them
in there. Let the sky, let the flies and the
cockroaches just congregate in your sink. You know what, did
you tell your roommate, Hey, yo, let's clean out the sink.
I will want you to wake up. Yeah, yeah, no,
don't no, don't let them sleep. Wake them up, Hey,

(01:22:12):
wake up, Get you as in there and clean out
the saint take control, Rachel, let's your sink too, okay. So,
as you know our own Scotty Bee and Andrew, they
have a podcast called Serial Killers. It's all about breakfast cereal.
And when they first came up with this idea, we're like,
that's brilliant and it's doing really well. You know what

(01:22:32):
they really are onto something? I don't know, do you guys,
have a lot of Scotty can you hear me? Yeah? Sorry,
I dropped my cereal. Do you have a lot of followers?

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
We do.

Speaker 15 (01:22:42):
We have a couple of thousand followers, and Andrew says
that we have upwards of like five thousand listens a week,
so that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
That is wow. The thing about serial killers is they
always have new cereal coming out, and they always have
old cereal to talk about. Anyway. So my question is this,
I saw this on Reddit Scotty. Yes, of all of
the serial Box characters, who if they all entered a
colisseum only one exits alive? Who is the ultimate serial killer?

(01:23:13):
Music scary?

Speaker 11 (01:23:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
The Undertaker? Yeah, serial Box characters into the colisee, only
one exits alive? Will it be two? Can Sam the
Lucky charm Leprechaun? How about the dangerous Snap Crackle and
pop Rice Crispi's voice, the dangerous Captain Crunch. Don't rule

(01:23:42):
out Captain Crunch, He's drunk. See. My vote could be
with Tony the Tiny Yes or if you're allergic, the
buzz be from Cheerios, the Tricks Rabbit.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
Or I wouldn't trust him.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Danielle. How about Booberry, Count Chocola or Frankenberry.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
The Monster Yeah, the Monster Cereal.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
So could it be a match between Tony the Tiger
and the Monster Cereals? I don't know. Well, Tony is tough,
he really is. He could kick ass.

Speaker 15 (01:24:17):
But you can't rule out Sonny the cuckoo bird from
Coco Puffs because he's out of his mind and.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
He can peck you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
He might peck you to death too.

Speaker 15 (01:24:25):
Speaking of pecking, you have to also think about Corny
from Cornflakes. Cornelia's just his full name, but the rooster
on corn Flakes, like, I think a cock fighting man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
He could go nuts. I think that he could gouge
your eyes out with his claws.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
And I think Tony the Tiger is he's in captivity,
so I don't think that he's got what it takes
to fight back.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Oh God, you know, no offense. But I'll tell you
even tigers in captivity will kill you. Yeah, yeah, because
your dinner. You are dinner to them. But look at too,
can Sam for Halloween? He's a werewolf, so I mean
he can go. He did look at him? Well, if
she didn't, can you hold it up? Yeah? I'm still

(01:25:05):
voting Tony the Tiger.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Any thoughts, Gandhi, I feel like we're really discounting Fred
Flinstone from The Pretty Pebbles because he's like, isn't he
a caveman?

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
And I mean I think that they could do some damage.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Comes with the club, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Weapon and a dinosaur.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Okay, all right, if.

Speaker 7 (01:25:21):
It was someone else you said in the beginning that
I was thinking, possibly what were some of the names.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
To snap, Crackle and pop kids from?

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Captain Crunch?

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
Oh no, it was the Little the Leprechaun, because doesn't
he have magical powers?

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
So possibly could he use his magical powers?

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Could be see he has that no one else has that?
Yeah yeah, but also Captain Crunch could make you walk
the plank? What true? I mean, I don't think you
mentioned it. But Frankenberry, he's dead. He's dead, like he's undead.
There's no way you could kill him. It would just
kill everybody else. And like you could chop his arms off,

(01:25:58):
he'll still walk around. Yeah, his head will still bite
you if he cut his head off. So Berry wins
hands down, all right, Then you have Count Chocula and
you have Booberry that goes someone actually sent a text
and hey, don't don't underestimate the powers of strawberry shortcake.
Oh my god, what she just continued. Yeah, well that's

(01:26:19):
the thing, you know, You never ever would guess in
a million years someone that's like that would hurt you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
But well, let me tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
When I was growing up, I had all those strawberry
shortcake dolls that all they little berry muffin and well,
and they all smelled. If you put them all together,
this scent alone would kill you because like vomit when
you put them all together, it was so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
That's awful. Yeah, thanks for that wonderful memory from your childhood.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
I don't know who are missing? Are there more? Are
there more characters that were missing out on Scotty? Yeah,
there are more. There are some obscure ones. I mean
there was the crazy craving from Honeycomb. He was like
the Tasmanian devil, like he could kill you too. I
mean there's there. I can look back here. I have
a lot of cereal back here.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
What's scary? I'm gonna say the snap crackling pop boys
least likely to kill you. I think they're they're the
other end of the spectrum. They're like the Scary and
Brodie of breakfast cereal Box. Come, how about sugar Bear.
Sugar Bear could maul you to doll Oh sugar Bear.
I forgot about sugar Bear from sugar cris. Hey, where's
James online? One? I just answered your question. He is

(01:27:27):
online one. Hello James? How you doing you going?

Speaker 14 (01:27:30):
I'm good?

Speaker 9 (01:27:31):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Well I ripped this off from Reddit. Cereal box characters
all enter the coliseum? Who walks out the winner?

Speaker 14 (01:27:40):
I was thinking that the lucky Charms Leprechaun, for sure.
I mean, these guys make a living off of being elusive,
so like they're gonna walk out a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
This is true. He will be so elusive. I never
thought of it that way. There is that, all right?
We never someone just sent a text. Never underestimate the
luck of the Irish. All right, thanks for playing along,
eat your cereal James, thanks for listening to us. Thank
Mara is online? Four morning? Well, good morning man? Am

(01:28:11):
I saying your name correctly? Is it Mara?

Speaker 9 (01:28:14):
Mara?

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Okay? So who's gonna win? Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:28:17):
Ma?

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Who's gonna win this thing?

Speaker 11 (01:28:20):
I think it's honey because he could sing.

Speaker 19 (01:28:24):
Somebody and poss to kill him. It's allergic.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Honey. If you're a heighth llergic to bees and you
get stung by the honey bee, you're you're done unless
you have your uh EPI pen ready to go. Yes, gotty.

Speaker 15 (01:28:37):
How about Chip the wolf from Cookie Crisp. I mean
he's a freaking wolf.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Oh yeah, I think that the wolf has a lot
going on there.

Speaker 15 (01:28:44):
The Cookie Digham I mean Digham. I mean you could
get warts from him? All right, Mara, Thank you, Mara,
having Liz online six, Who's gonna win it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Who's gonna win? Who's walking out of that coliseum?

Speaker 11 (01:29:01):
The tricks Rabbit? I mean you can't trust him. You
can't trust him. He's got so much up his sleeve.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Oh all right, yes, now I've got questions. All right,
Thank you, Liz, Thank you very much. Someone said on
the texts, uh Raisin the Raisin Brand's son, because the
sun would burn you to death. Well that's true. You
can't get the sun into the coliseum. Hello, get real.

Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
Goodness?

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
All right. I don't know, I don't know. You know
what I originally thought Tony the Tiger, But Danielle and Gandhi,
you guys had brought up some other other very powerful contenders.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Yeah, just to this.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
We'll have to set this up sometime.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
Let's see their availability.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Yeah yeah, I don't know. Frankenberry count Chocola.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
He could.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
He's a vampire.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
He can go around biting you and killing you and
sucking all your.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
Did we not think about him?

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
No we didn't. Yeah. I remember when Bruce Jenner was
on the Wheaties box. He was an olympian.

Speaker 9 (01:30:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
Well all of the athletes, the athletes.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Yeah, I mean they're they're all super athletes. So I'm
gonna talk about I still think Tony the Tigers winning
and this is me all right, this was this was
definitely a waste of time. But sorry, if you want
to check out the Serial Killer's podcast, I'll tell you
what that folks. That's bloody nice.

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
The time of the day, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:30:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Oh yeah, well we have a dispute here in the
master control facility. I don't know a show of hands
of people who've been mad at Nate Frog You ever
been mad at Nate? You know what I don't think
I have? Actually, the day is young. You must not
know that, well, Danielle. Ever been mad at Nate? Yeah,
of course scary. No, actually, because I've known Nate years

(01:31:08):
before even came to New York, So we've never had
a squabble. Yeah, yeah, I've been mad at Nate. Oh today,
welcome to It's you, It's them, where we figure out
who's at fault and let's go live to the person
who's now mad at you, and that is Gandhi. Hell
all Randhaw you what's going on?

Speaker 19 (01:31:26):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
So yesterday I'm just minded my own business. I get
a text message from a salesperson shout out to Vinnie,
and in it is a screenshot of an account that
has been created on Instagram that is very hateful toward me.
It is it's literally like I hate this girl. It's
got racist stuff on there, It's got hideous pictures of me.

(01:31:46):
I will not give the name of this account because
I don't want people to go follow it and give
this person any shine. And I was looking at the
account because the salesperson was like, what the hell is this?
Like what is going on? You should report this, blah
blah blah whatever, And then I look Nate is following it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
I was like what in the hell. So I took
a screenshot. I send it to Nate and I said, really, Nate,
are you kidding me? Because I went and saw is
anyone else on the show following it?

Speaker 13 (01:32:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
And Nate writes back, just call it morbid curiosity. And
I'm like, you know what, dude, you're.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
On my list.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Wait he calls it morbid curiosity.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
That's what he says.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
You'll be up in a minute. Not time to talk. Okay. So,
so someone someone created a very hateful account, I mean
beyond hateful, like, and Nate follows it. Yes, all right,
So is the problem? Well should Gandhi like just calm down?

Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
Is it you?

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
It's Is it them?

Speaker 10 (01:32:42):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
I mean, so is it Gandhi's problem being a little too?

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Yeah? Am I being a personnickity that I'm saying, Nate,
you shouldn't follow this? Should I go follow the account
to to de legitimize it? And then say, oh ha ha,
it's a joke. I'm going to follow it too, Like
what or is he dealing with?

Speaker 9 (01:32:57):
Nate?

Speaker 14 (01:32:57):
Them?

Speaker 13 (01:32:58):
Is it them?

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
I mean I think it's name Nate. Is your turn?
My turn? Okay, your honor? I saw this account before
there was any posts. And that's what it looks like
right there. There's only one post. When I was started
following it, there was no posts. You know how it
gives you the suggestions. Yes, so I'm like, Okay, this
looks strange and odd. I think I'll follow them just

(01:33:19):
to see where they're going with this. Okay, So I
decided to follow them just out of more of a
curiosity and to see if there's anything negative that I
can further go ahead and prevent in the future. Well,
I know, but you know you can. You can't read
stuff on the account without following. Yes, it's an open

(01:33:39):
account to put your name, but I'm not going to
I'm not going to go back and look at this
thing without following it. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
So never even told me that this account existed.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Because there was Because turn there was nothing posted yet
and this is the only thing that's posted.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
But you saw the name of the account, and you
saw the bio in the account, and you knew that
it was hateful toward me, and you were like, let
me support this.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Well, so you're saying, Danielle, I mean Gandhi, if you
follow something that means you support it. So you're saying
you should never ever follow an account that you are
not supporting.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
I mean, I do kind of feel that way, especially
if it's like an open account, because you can just
go if you want to creep and you want to
see what's going on in the world, you can go
look at an open account. If it were a private account,
that's different. And I know for a fact that there
are people on the show who saw that account, blocked it,
and then reported it, So I feel Nate should do that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Well, this is the first I've ever heard of it.
So Okay, Nate, do you have any final words? Then
we have to move on. We have to get to
the jury. Yeah. I think I've stated my case all right,
So Daniel, are you familiar with at all?

Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
Within his own So my son Spencer is telling me
that he sent me this account three days ago in
my DMS, which obviously, why don't you text me, child
and send me to my DMS.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
You live in the house with me.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
So I did not see it, and I think it
is Nate because I think he should have.

Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
First of all, I think he should have told her
about it from the get go, like just so you
know there's this account, I don't know what it's going
to be, but it's got your name on it to
make her aware of it from the start.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
And yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:13):
It's just I don't want to believe him a hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
A question, Well, the question is should he be following it?

Speaker 13 (01:35:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Okay, it's them all right? Uh Froggy, what do you
think you know?

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
In the beginning, I would have said it was Gandhi
because Nate was following it for that reason to keep
an eye on it. However, once Ghani points it out,
he should have unwillingly unfollowed it and said I don't
want anything to do with this and reported it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Oh god, now looking good here, Diamond? Are you following this? Okay?
Well where's diamonds? But Diamond, what do you think what's
going on here? Definitely Nate? Okay, by the way, she
didn't even hear the story. This is just like the
computer and said it last year. Stop hold on? So

(01:36:02):
what are your what's your thought? Diamond?

Speaker 7 (01:36:06):
My thought is that Nate should have screenshot at it
and sent it to Gandhi immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Should he be following it? Should he be following this?

Speaker 14 (01:36:14):
Bat?

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Absolutely right? Okay? Well, normally, you know, I would agree
with Nate. But here's the thing. You know, people a
lot of times they do because they hate follow others. Right,
So I've seen hate followers on a lot of accounts,
and I thought that's what Nate was doing. And I
did think, like what Froggy was saying, he was trying
to get get some info. But it looks bad because

(01:36:35):
if other listeners discover it and they see who's following,
they're gonna see Nate following it. So natey'st unfollow and
stand in alliance with the rest.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
Of us.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Unless he secretly hates me.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Unless his account. Okay, hold on, hold on what time?
What Danielle?

Speaker 5 (01:36:52):
What if he started that account?

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Okay? Okay, now you're you're you're driving us off the
road to okay, okay, So what's your final verdict. I'm
a little I'm on the fence. It's you. If I

(01:37:18):
had a microphone in my brain, that's what I saying.
It's okay, here's what I feel. I feel that I
don't know. I'm of the belief if you follow an account,
you're you're voting for that account. You're saying I sports
this account. That's that's my feeling. I don't because I
know if it's an open account, you can check it
out anytime you want without following the other. On the

(01:37:39):
other hand, I think as the senior executive producer of
the show and a friend of Gandhi's, it makes sense
for you to keep an eye on it, so you're
you're keeping an eye on it, eye on it on
her behalf. On the other hand, I don't know why.
I don't know why you didn't tell her about it.
I mean, I don't know. I don't understand. Yeah, you know,
I can't remember when I even started following this, to

(01:37:59):
be honest with you, I just started following it out
of more big curiosity and my my standpoint on these things,
when people are hateful like this, a lot of times
I will follow them and I'll be like, oh, great,
this is fantastic, you know, and and just doubse it right.
I will like give them what they want. I feel
like sometimes they want the attention. So when you give

(01:38:21):
them the attention, then they back off. So you're saying,
you're pouring gas on the fire, and you think that's
a good thing. I'm pouring gas. No, I'm pouring water.
On their fire.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
No you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
He's purring gas on the fire to put it out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Yeah, okay, the count is following all of us. So okay, look,
I don't I wouldn't mind losing that follower. Well no, no, no,
you have I think no one's here to tell you.
We can't tell you what you have to do.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
No, you should do what you want to do.

Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
But the guys he looks like he looks like I
think he has unfollow because he looks like he's on
the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
If he doesn't, that's what I'm saying. I agree. I
agree with you, Danielle un following. Yeah, Froggy follow or not,
he absolutely should have and you should report it reporting. Okay, okay,
so there you go. Are you happy? Are you happy
with this outcome?

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
I would like justice, and I would like us to
start a hate page for Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
I think that's probably already somewhere. Everyone loves you, and
we need a new sweeper. We haven't you. It's you,
it's them We need it. It's yim y. You're in
the middle. If you go, you know you're prophetic When
there's no hate page against you. I hope you get
it all figured out, and I'm glad that we could,
we could come to terms that, you know, coming to blows. Right,
there's no physical what the court's for right?

Speaker 8 (01:39:41):
Not yet?

Speaker 18 (01:39:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
And I just I just hate that this is going on.
Someone spends the time. It really says a lot everything
about the person who sets up an account like that,
totally right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
I was actually happy and excited and flattered until I
saw his dumb ass following it, I know, And.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
I'm sad for people who do things like that. Anyway. Anyway, well,
thank you for bringing this to the court. Are we
all happy now?

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
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Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
You're listening to Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Let's go talk to our friend Mike. Mike are you there?

Speaker 11 (01:40:28):
Oh lady?

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Now, uh, where do we start? I don't even know
where to begin. Where do I begin? What a great
title for a book? Away, Mike, tell everyone what you
told us?

Speaker 14 (01:40:46):
Well, I just had sex Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Yeah, okay, Well there's mixed emotions in here now, so
you are having sex while we're you know, what were
we talking about while you were at that moment?

Speaker 11 (01:40:58):
You know what I'm saying, I don't know, probably or
something I don't talk about this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Here's here's here's my point. If you if you were
having sex and you could tell us what we were
talking about, then obviously what we were talking about was
more important than the sex. But obviously your sex, you know,
it was better than us.

Speaker 9 (01:41:17):
So yeah, it's kind of like putting uh like sex
music on in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
Oh no, but it's not at all. I could never.
I could never. I could never have sex to this.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Could you imagine, like you you're having a good time
and all of a sudden, you here, Danielle and I
just cackling.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Yeah, oh, talk about a limp noodle. I just couldn't
do it, all right? So, uh but how long ago
was that?

Speaker 14 (01:41:45):
By the way, maybe like a half an hour?

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Lord? All right, well, thank you. Look, you know what
we gotta take. We gotta take listeners anyway we can
get them. So if you're out there having sex or
robbing a bank, whatever you're doing it, make sure you
have us on. We appreciate it. Is there something we
can send Mike a towel or something, shirt, a T
shirt shirt. We'll let you ruin it exactly. All right, Well,

(01:42:13):
thank you Mike, thanks for having sex to the morning Ship.
Hold On, now, do you prefer morning sex over night
sex or any sex anytime?

Speaker 11 (01:42:23):
I'll take it when I can get it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
People are busy.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
You know you gotta take it when you can.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Okay, hold on a second, Mike, can you send Mike shirt?
He'll ruin it himself. Who's I having this conversation with you?
The morning sex a morning sex. It's a total, totally
different beast than night sex. Could the day or drunk sex.

Speaker 7 (01:42:45):
It probably sets the day with a nice tone. Do
you know we have morning sex?

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
I don't. Do you know anyone who cannot have sex
unless they've had a drink or two?

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Oh god, I hope not me too.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Yeah, no, I know some people it's like, no, I
don't think they've ever had sober.

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
Sex, So number morning sex for them?

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
Well, and let's they get up early and oh see,
I consider.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Morning when you're still in the bed like you haven't
even gotten out yet.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
You're just very right now, it just happened. Well, yeah,
what's straight name? No, I love mourning sex because I
think Daniel, it sets the tone for the day. You
start the day off doing the best thing ever, right,
so it's not like you have something to look forward
to because you've already done it. Brush your teeth first, Yeah,
I always do brush my teeth. Get up, my brush
my teeth, I go to the back. Look. I understand that.

(01:43:27):
I understand the brushing your teeth thing, but doesn't this
sort of take away the spontaneity. It's the spontaneity it is.
It is not spontaneous. If you brush your teeth, if
I have.

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
Morning breath, I cannot concentrate on anything spontaneous.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Your mouth and youar my nose anyway, Okay, you can
be exhaling all you want, as long as it's not
near my nose. What if you kept a bottle of
listine next to the bed, because that's creepy.

Speaker 7 (01:43:51):
We're gonna spit out way and that might burn certain things.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Forget I said that excite? Yeah, you never know. Don't
try to worm your way out of this. Altoids put
an altoid.

Speaker 7 (01:44:01):
If you're wasted, like heavily, like totally intoxicated, can you
perform be male?

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Yeah, sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
Yeah, Okay, I think we kind of get ripped off
in that in that department the morning. What do you mean,
I mean, I wake up at three thirty. No one's
gonna wake up and want to get that going get
away from me.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
I think it's great. It's almost like they're half asleep sex.
If I try to do that, get kicked out of
my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so in morning sex, huh,
try that. I need to try that sometimes too.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
I hope more people are doing it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Oh that's right, people are doing it, I hope so yay,
are you doing it right now and looking at us like,
oh my god, you're right. Do you have cameras in
my room?

Speaker 11 (01:44:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
They know I'm doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
They're watching me.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
How weird.

Speaker 10 (01:44:48):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis, Duran, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
Phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
All right, let's rip into the phone tap. This is
a very unique phone tap. And as you will hear,
the phone tap starts immediately. There's no setup time, there's
no rehearsal, there's no rehearsal with the person who's playing
the phone tap.

Speaker 19 (01:45:05):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
The letter came in saying, dear Elvis, my fiance Chris
has quite the temper. He's got an extremely sensitive spot
when it comes to my ex boyfriend Brian in Florida.
So why don't we use this information in phone tap?
Hot headed Chris, this comes to it from Hannah. All right,
listen in this is very unique. Scary Jones calls Hannah
to set up the phone tap, not knowing that Chris

(01:45:27):
the victim is right there next to him to her
in the same room while they're vacationing in Puerto Rico.
So Scary needs to immediately spring into action as Hannah's
ex boyfriend Brian. Let's see if he's up to the
task in today's unique phone tap. Let's listen to it. Twah, Hannah, Yeah,

(01:45:48):
how are you good? Did anyone ever attempt to do
that phone tap for you? Now? Did we catch you
off guard? Are you in a bad place? Is it
a bad time?

Speaker 5 (01:45:58):
No, I'm just in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Now my boyfriend is he right there next to you?

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:46:03):
Oh, maybe we can get him like right this second. Sure,
maybe I should be Brian, your ex right here and
now now?

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Really? Yeah? Okay? Is he looking over your shoulder right
now a little bit wondering what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Okay, let's why don't we just start right here. I
just came to see you to say hello, I was
in town.

Speaker 10 (01:46:21):
I don't even know how you know where I live?

Speaker 18 (01:46:23):
Well, you know, Hello, Hi, who's this It's Chris, Hey, Chris,
it's uh it's Brian.

Speaker 16 (01:46:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:46:34):
Yeah, I'm a friend of Hannah's. Okay, yeah, I was
just stopping by her house because I was in town.

Speaker 9 (01:46:41):
Yeah, you should go.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
Uh well, I just wanted to see maybe if she
wanted to grab some lunch or something.

Speaker 9 (01:46:47):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 19 (01:46:48):
You should go and not come back and don't call
the phone again.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
We listen, we used to go out. But it's okay, okay,
just go away.

Speaker 7 (01:46:55):
I don't need you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
I'm part of the past I used to she's getting there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
What do you do, doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
We're just friends. Can't men and women justice? You ain't
a friend, You're gonna be a friend.

Speaker 9 (01:47:04):
Let's say that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
You're a typical meathead. Let me tell your.

Speaker 9 (01:47:06):
Buddy, typical waiting not knowing what he's dealing with.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Why don't you just sit on a block of ice
and chill out.

Speaker 8 (01:47:12):
Dude, you give a Puerto Rica, you will, you will.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
Wait a second?

Speaker 14 (01:47:17):
Hold on away from my house.

Speaker 9 (01:47:21):
Understand me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
You know what kind of people you're dealing with away
from my house.

Speaker 9 (01:47:25):
Okay, we'll finished.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
You never even met me, dude, to be upset. That
is the telephone version of running away when you hang
up on. Somebody said, that's the telephone version of you
running away.

Speaker 11 (01:47:41):
Hold on, Chris, Okay, he's on the balcony slipping out.

Speaker 14 (01:47:46):
You kind of have to end it.

Speaker 11 (01:47:47):
He's in a full bout and bring something.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
Hold on because he said, one more thing.

Speaker 19 (01:47:51):
Just.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
More thing, hang up?

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
Got to do with your boy friend of your house? Hey, Chris, Yeah,
what's the what's before I go? I just got to
tell you you've been phone tapped? Okay that's cool, Hey Chris, Yeah,
your girlfriend sets you up on a phone tattode.

Speaker 3 (01:48:20):
Elvis Duran phone Tap.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all the participates.

Speaker 10 (01:48:27):
The Elvis dan phones tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
Show Daniel Walk You this morning. She says, I might
ask you a question. This is for the guys in
the rent. We're like, yeah, okay, what when's the last
time I use a washcloth?

Speaker 9 (01:48:45):
A wash rat.

Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
I'm like, well, why are you asking? And so your
point of.

Speaker 7 (01:48:50):
View was what the reason I was asking is because
I washed them in my house and then I fold
them and I put them in, you know, in the closet,
and they don't get used, like I'm the only one
that uses a way cloth. And I'm like, I don't understand,
like they are all still in there until I use them.
Like how do these guys in my house? I know
they take showers, but how do they wash themselves?

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
It's crazy? We use their hands, use their hands?

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
No, because what do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:49:14):
You rub the soap on your stuff or put the
soap on your hands and then.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Rub your stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:49:19):
Okay, I put the soap and say, my right hand
and then my left hand. It's got lather in it.
Two and I just rubbed my whole body with it.
Then when I get ready to wash, you know other
areas that I don't want to cram the soap up there.
I get enough soap on my hand and then I
use my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
Exactly Froggy, and I learned how to bathe together. Yes,
your washcloth is the wash cloth your okay? What at
a time?

Speaker 2 (01:49:41):
Gandhi, what what are you saying no, it's like brushing
your teeth with toothpaste on your finger. It's the same
as washing your body. Stop on your hand totally. You
have to put the soap on a washcloth and really
get that lather in that cry up in the crevices
and yeah everything, No, it's washcloth.

Speaker 6 (01:49:56):
Then you throw the washcloth in your washing machine. It's
got fecal stuff on it, and then that's on your
clothes and your washing machine. One never really gets cleaned. Okay,
let's be honest. That washes out right.

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
Your hand's just fine. As a matter of fact, with
your hand, you actually have more control because you can
feel where it's going and you can control it better.

Speaker 11 (01:50:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:50:13):
What if there's like a something extra that you need
to clean out, You're going to use your.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
Hands to do that in the shower that shouldn't be
in there? Why is there?

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
You never know it?

Speaker 5 (01:50:24):
Dinglely Dangly, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
So you're up there in the crevices and wash cloth.

Speaker 5 (01:50:29):
About use a wash cloth?

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
I don't have I do. I use a washcloth. I
keep it next to my sink. I use it like
sink stuff. Danielle and Ryn, I'm sorry, Yes, Uh, what's
going on? Straighting?

Speaker 21 (01:50:44):
Well, Danielle actually nailed it. I do use it for
that area, and uh, it's the only time I use
a washcloth. And I actually have had to get rid
of wash cloths.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
When what do you?

Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
Why?

Speaker 11 (01:51:02):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
I don't know. It's just like occasionally, like I'm surprised
with what comes out of there. You have you heard
this stuff called toilet paper, but you use that before
you go on the shelf, use your yeah, okay, all right,
by bye bye bye.

Speaker 9 (01:51:19):
Don't hear it?

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
No no, no, no, no, don't want to hear it.
What's scary?

Speaker 14 (01:51:21):
You may know?

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
I'd like to stand up for guys using wash cloths. Okay,
no one's insulting them. Okay, well, by the way, let
me let me be very clear. No one is insulting
people who use washcloth. No one's using I use it.
I don't know life without a wash cloth. In fact,
I feel lost if there's no wash cloth, insight, I
need to have one. That's I'm just saying.

Speaker 6 (01:51:38):
Okay, how do you how do you have enough soap
to go around? Like once you rather up the wash cloth,
then you don't do you go back to the soap again.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
No, the soap stays underneath the washcloth as you go. Never,
I've never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
But that what But you can always use more soap.

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
Yeah, soap is there. We have plenty of soap.

Speaker 5 (01:51:57):
It's your favor. Don't wash your butt with your wash
cloth and then your face.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
There's an order then, So you're saying, when your washcloth
is done, you can't use it again until it's was
I will what you're.

Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
Saying, I will use that same washcloth again for my privates.
I will not wash my face with that one. I
will get a new one for that.

Speaker 11 (01:52:17):
You you.

Speaker 7 (01:52:20):
Always go front to back. You cannot go back to front.
That's that's a bad thing. I learned that changing diapers.
They always say never, yeah, back to the baby.

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
So here we are. So Danielle brings this up this
morning while a song is playing or whatever, and I realized,
we get into these heated arguments over something so stupid
as a washcloth, you know, and what if you use
the Loofah, so do use a loofer and you don't
wash back there with the loofer, right, and that that's
harder to clean out, and plus you're foliating and you
don't want to use the lab. You know what's great.

(01:52:56):
We could just go on and on all day.

Speaker 3 (01:52:59):
That's Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,