FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Scammed By A.I.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Radio. This is Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. Anytime
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up a robotica. Here weego, Elvis? What on a radio?

(00:26):
The most undateable astrological sign is Gemini?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
And I could say that I think that's Is that
my husband?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
That's my husband?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
What is the reasoning though? Is it because they've got
the dual personality the Gemini?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, you know what, I'm just just thinking that through
I can see how that could be.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
See, I still think the Scorpios are the terrible, terrible group.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
But okay, well, okay, there, keep in mind, I'm gonna
read this story. This is a story, and it doesn't
cover all Gemini doesn't cover all Scorpios. So don't think
that we're sitting here saying this is the end all.
Whatever we say sticks. Okay. So, there's a lot of
people who believe romance is written in the stars, along
with everything else that happens to our lives. But there
are certain astrological signs that may not be a good

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love match for you. In fact, a new survey suggests
some are no good for anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Oh nobody Forty two.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Percent of people say they look to the stars to
uncover whether they are compatible with their significant other. Blah
blah blah. Forty eight percent consult her horoscopes for advice
on romantic life. So forty two percent of people say
Gemini is the most undateable astrological sign, followed by cancer
taris aries Leo, which I am virgo, then Scorpio libra, sagitaris,

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and blah blah blah. Of course in this story I'm reading,
they're not giving me explanations. We need explanations like why, well,
why are Geminis the worst today? And look at text
comes up, Oh my god, I totally agree Geminis are
the worst. Never again. I have to be married to
Gemini and we're still married. Yeah we have, we have

(02:03):
our moments, but we've ajut wor uh yeah what what
gondhy what?

Speaker 5 (02:08):
This says that the Gemini is so hard to date
because they can be manipulative. Unfortunately, they might manipulate someone
or something into giving them what they want. That is
a very big part of their personality. Do you feel
that way?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Really?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, yeah, I'm trying to think of I feel that
one I don't think that he's not like that.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I know, but you know what, he's British. He's very slick. Yeah, no,
I bet, And keep in mind he's he's a he
sells houses. He has to be really sneaky.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
He sells me a lot of crap. That's what you're
trying to say.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And even knowing, knowing I'm saying, I'm not saying you
don't love him. That's not what this is about, right, Yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
You know it's funny with Lisa and I first started
dating many many, many, many, many many moons ago. One
of the first things she said to me was this
is not gonna work. Ever, we're both Scorpios. And I'm like,
that's the dumbest thing. It's fine, just whatever. But then
there's been many times where we haven't our argument.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
She goes, I told you when we started dating that
it was a bad idea.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
We were whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Here, guys, I think about it this way. Couldn't couldn't
an aries and and a Taurus be compatible or incompatible?
It's like blame it on the stars. I don't know
someone just in a text saying they're married. One of
them is Gemini, one a is a Leo. That's our relationship,
and it's it's it's like dating the weather. You never

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know what you're gonna get. What's scary.

Speaker 8 (03:28):
So I heard that the Gemini sign is the most
high strung in the zodiac sphere. And not only that,
they also can't make.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Up their minds.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
So so if if you're an indecisive person and you're
high strung, that's probably a bad recipe for a relationsh
just my thought.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't know. I think you have you know, me
always trying to find the other side of the argument.
The same things that make Geminis just very difficult and
edgy could also be the same things that you like
about them, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
I mean I'm looking at this list of the other
things about Geminis that are tough to date, and I
kind of like all of them. It says Geminis are inconsistent.
I don't hate that Geminis are hard to date because
they love to be alone.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I don't hate that. Yes, Geminis are hard to get
through to. So if you have a.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Point and they just don't want to listen, Gemini is
a control freak, which makes dating them difficult. Without doubt,
Gemini and dating don't always work out because they don't
take life as seriously as most other people do.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I like most of those things.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
Yeah, Sheldon will say that he doesn't have to be right,
but deep down I know that he does.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Exactly because he's a sneaky Gemini. We've determined. Oh my god,
oh dear. Only twenty four is Sarah. Let's go see
what she thinks about this.

Speaker 10 (04:54):
Hello Sarah, good morning.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Welcome to the show. Gemini's Go.

Speaker 10 (05:00):
They are the worst.

Speaker 11 (05:06):
Front of the other directions.

Speaker 10 (05:08):
I will never ever ever I'm a I'm a Libra.
I will never ever ever look in a Gemini's direction
ever again.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Really, wow, So what Gemini did you wrong?

Speaker 12 (05:22):
So I can't.

Speaker 10 (05:25):
He's actually an Olympic athlete, so I'm not gonna name names,
but he was.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
So what what what what Gemini characteristics?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Uh? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Did he throw your ways that really really made you
run away?

Speaker 10 (05:40):
So it was like one second he was like one
person and you look at him and be like super sweet,
And I would literally turn around and like look at
him again, and I'm like, oh my god, there's a
different person standing there. That dual personality is wild. Everything
that Gandhi just listed off is literally explains him to

(06:02):
a t. And I wasn't into astrological science before, like
what I was dating him? But holy Toledo, that.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I mean, I mean, this could be many things. It
may have nothing to do with stars. It could be
his his chemical balance so imbalance, it could be whatever.
But so it just so happens to this guy is
a Gemini. So boom, you say all Geminis are bad
because of this one really bad guy.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
Well, I know a couple of them. I'm friends with them, like,
and they're female, and I just I mean, I get
along with them because they're crazy and I like the crazy,
fun friends. But I would never date one ever.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, ah, all right, well look it's interesting. It's
an interesting conversation whether or not the stars have really
do have something to do with it. You know, I
don't think anyone is with one certainty, but it's sure
it sure looks like the facts are backing it up
right a little bit. So okay, well, so are you

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dating anyone now, Sarah?

Speaker 10 (07:04):
Yes, I am absolutely happily married to an Aquarius perfectly.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
Now, really, you wouldn't have given him the time of
day if he was a Gemini.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
No, Wow, you know what if you're in a successful
relationship now with an Aquarius and who are we? Who
are we to second guess anything? Hi, Sarah, thank you
very much. Have a nice day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 12 (07:28):
Thanks guy.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I feel like I want to go upstairs and wake
up my Gemini and tell them all the bad things
about it.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Let me, okay, let me explain something. I hope I
can do this justice. It takes two people to be
in a relationship, all right. Sometimes you're in the same
lane with each other. Sometimes you veer out of their
lane and your own. You're on your own lane because
you can't handle their lane. But you know what, the
same things that make me weak sometimes as a Leo

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or whoever I am, may make it difficult to be
compatible with a Gemini and what they're all about. Okay,
So I don't think it's fair to blame to blame
everything on one side, because the things that I am
super sensitive to may be the things that he has
no care in the world about. So therefore I'm part

(08:15):
of the issue as well. Do you see what I'm saying? Yes, sure,
I'm coming into this relationship with my own baggage. If
my baggage doesn't fit their trump, then we're not going
to go on a trip together.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
You know it.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
Just in any relationship, it's very hard to always get
along and always you're different people. Always everybody is a
different person, and a lot of times you don't want to,
you know, compromise. But relationships are all about compromise.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Exactly sometimes, but sometimes it's difficult for you to compromise
on some things in life. Gandhi, what is your sign?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm a Sagittarius.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Are sagittarius people? Are they busy bodies and nosy?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
No? Actually special to me?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Tell everyone what you're doing right now?

Speaker 5 (08:53):
I'm googling Olympic Olympic athletes who may be geminis and
I have guesses.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
To find out who she used today.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Definitely not Jim Thorpe because he was born in eighteen
eighty eight, but there are a ton of others.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Could be Lionel Kohnecker.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Don't don't, don't do this, don't do this?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Nash So Rick Nash is a good one? Could it be?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Stop naming possibilities, hom Hair, this is not really good.
Let's go talk to a Jillian on line twenty two.
An interesting fact about geminis. Let's see what she has
to say. Hello, Jillian, Hi, Elvis.

Speaker 13 (09:25):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I'm doing well. We're just perplexed by this whole thing.
What are your thoughts?

Speaker 14 (09:31):
So I work in psychology and me and one of
my coworkers are obsessed with reading about serial killers, and
it's actually a known fact that most serial killers throughout
history are geminis.

Speaker 15 (09:41):
Oh jeez, really girl, guys, Oh my gosh, so far
I think I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know, Gandhi, is it true that, I mean,
short of killing people, some of the traits that some
serial killers have, they're attractive to you.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Me, yes, yeah, for sure. I'm just the thing.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
All these serial killers are very charismatic, well a lot
of them are. I mean, like when you look at
Ted Bundy and some of the tapes, it's easy to
see how he did what he did and how he
got into the good graces of these people because they
are kind of fun and very spontaneous and charismatic.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
So it's like, n I know, but you like that.
The thing is that he's being charismatic to a very
bad end. Is the issue He's being.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Magnif you don't know that till you're getting murdered.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
And seriously, some of the murderers are so hot. Like
when they flashed their picture on the screen. I'll turn
to Sheldon, I'll go, oh, my gosh, I didn't realize
he was that kind. I'm like, I might have.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Fallen formed to. Okay, so, uh, geminis Jeffrey Dahmer, son
of Sam, the Hillside Strangler. So far those are all geminis.
Whoa put those names up? You did, Nate, Nate? I
needed you to answer out loud the rain. Sorry, I'm
looking more. Nate is googling all of the murderers years. Jillian,

(11:06):
thank you very much, thanks for your insight, and have
a beautiful day. Okay. Well, in closing, I'm just talking
about dating and Jimin. I'm not talking about being murdered
by GM and I that's really just that's like that's
next level stuff, you know. But all right, But what
I said, and I mean this, it takes two to
make a relationship work. I bet there are some people
out there that need those points of a Gemini in

(11:30):
order to enjoy the relationship. Maybe I am one of those. Okay,
So there you go, blaming someone. It's their fault. How
dare you?

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Oh, but it's so much easier, and it's so easy
to just blame the stars, like this isn't your fault
and it's not my fault. These stupid stars, they did
this to us, the stars.

Speaker 16 (11:51):
We're not normal, mister Ran in the Morning show?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
What was that?

Speaker 16 (12:04):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
All right, we got to do horoscopes, so we can't
get on with the day producer, Sam, who do you
wish to do?

Speaker 17 (12:11):
Then?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
With today?

Speaker 12 (12:12):
Scary?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Will you start the month with me?

Speaker 8 (12:14):
I sure will okay? And if it's your birthday today,
Happy birthday to you. You share it with Tate McCrae,
Pamela Anderson, Missy Elliott, dan Aykroyd, and Chloe Bailey Capricorn.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Everyone needs a break from time to time. Don't be
embarrassed to ask for one. Your day of.

Speaker 18 (12:30):
Six Aquarius, a spur of the moment plan might end
up being the highlight of your entire week.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Your days an eight.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
Pisc Sometimes the best thing you can do is rest
and then begin again. Consider starting over your days of
nine ooh aries.

Speaker 18 (12:43):
Just because you fit doesn't mean you're in the right place,
so find what best suits you your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
You're not going to get everything right on the first try.
The mistakes are proof you're trying. Your day's an eight Gemini.

Speaker 18 (12:54):
No matter what you hear from the outside, your dreams
are always valid.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Don't let people tell you otherwise.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Your day's a cancer.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Remember your light won't be diminished by someone else's shine.
There's room for all to glow. Your day a six, Hey.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Leo, you don't have to be available to everyone.

Speaker 18 (13:10):
You're allowed to change the price of what it costs
access you.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Your day's a five virgo I.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
Setback is not a full stop. It's a comma in
your story, So push past and keep writing. Your day
a seven libref.

Speaker 18 (13:21):
The journey is hard, it's probably because the destination is meaningful.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Your day's a nine and Scorpio.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
You're putting together something big and it'll pay off as
beautifully as you'd hoped.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Your day a ten man.

Speaker 18 (13:33):
Finally, Sagittarius, your slow progress is someone else's miracle piece,
So honor your journey. Your day's a nine, and those
are your Tuesday morning horscopes.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
When's the last time?

Speaker 19 (13:42):
Now?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Be honest, anyone and everyone listening the last time, just
think about it. No need to tell me out loud
unless you're in the room. When's the last time you
actually came up with a bold face lie just to
get out of something so you could do something else
or just stay home. Yeah? Mm hmm yeah yeah, Frobby,
was it recently? Very yeah? Yeah, don't give too much away.

(14:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
I want to know it.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, no need, just yeah. But do you ever do that? Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I have in the past. I'm trying to think.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Recently, I've tried to be more honest about things and
just say no, I don't want to go because I'm
bad with my memory, so I just go with the truth.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Ye, Danielle, Yeah, it was recent.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
I want to know all of your excuses.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
E Just be honest and tell them you don't want
to go.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
You don't want to go.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
You can't with everything. And in this case, tonight she
was in town for a meeting yesterday. I'm supposed to
go home this morning. She's staying in town an extra
night just to have dinner with me. So now I'm like,
and I know she's not listening.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Did you ask her to stay?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
No?

Speaker 9 (14:41):
It was like, see, I don't think you can get
out of this one, like she's paying for a hotel
for an extra night just for you.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Could the rest of us do a lunch.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I'll figure it out, Okay. I guess my point is this.
Sometimes sometimes it's okay to stretch the truth a little bit,
stretch to the truth, just so you can, like, you know,
get your way. But I think most times we should
just say, hey, I just got too much going on.
I really just can't hang out.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
You can't lie when you smoke a lot of pot,
because you'll forget your lies.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Oh yeah, you forget your life.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah, you just have to be honest. Weed keeps you honest.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Is that what it is? A life of drug use,
a life of honesty.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Just saying it's true, it's true.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Brodie's keeping an eye on the text messages. What are
we seeing today? Anything good? People are saying.

Speaker 8 (15:28):
If you tell people that you're gonna lie about getting
out of plans, now you can't. You should be quiet, Elvis,
because now you're blowing your spot.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
None at all. You'll never know if I'm lying around exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
That's a good way to do it. Keep them on
their toes.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, So if you came to me Gandhi and said, hey,
are we still on for dinner tonight? And I said, hey,
I just I've been going one hundred miles an hour.
Would you be okay if I just stay at home tonight?
Is that really insulting? Is that's not a Would you
get mad at me for saying not at all?

Speaker 5 (15:53):
I get so happy when people cancel plans. I'm like, oh,
thank you. I appreciate that because I wanted to stay
home too.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, Froggy, what about you?

Speaker 7 (15:59):
See? I see there's fomo. I have homo. I have
the happiness of missing out. Oh yeah, I'm glad when
I don't have to go somewhere. It doesn't bother me
at all.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You have homo. Yeah, yeah, yes, I say.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
You can do that with Gandhi because she lives here.
But this person who's staying just to go to dinner
with you is a different story. You cannot do that
with that person.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Sorry, Now, what about Elvis? When somebody says, hey, I'm
just gonna stay in for the night, Oh good, I'll
pick up something and stop by. We'll eat at your proc.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
No, No, you have to start. You have to phrase
it correctly the first time. I'm just going to stay
home alone tonight, exactly. Just she'll not buy myself and.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
I'm staying home. Not we are staying tonight, Kennedy.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Well, maybe I skipped a funeral once and that I
was out of town. This was back before social media,
so it was I was able to get away with it.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
That's okay.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah, See, social media busts everything. Really, you can't lie.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
You have to be so careful, you can't post anything. Yeah,
you just got to be so careful.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
And you can't even on social media now just ignore
texts because people will be like, I saw you like pictures,
I saw you requests. Get out of here.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
This is me off when I miss a phone call
because people are like, I just saw you liked a picture.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
And people are jerked when they do you have your phone?

Speaker 13 (17:11):
I know.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Let's take this call up from Cheyenne. Hello, Cheyenne, Hi, Yes,
Gandhi is very high. What's going on, Cheyenne?

Speaker 20 (17:23):
I just on my way to work today.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So you actually played hooky at work yesterday so you
could go to the fair?

Speaker 11 (17:31):
Yes.

Speaker 14 (17:33):
I texted my boss and said, you know, I've just
been really sick today.

Speaker 21 (17:36):
I think I'm going to take tomorrow to recover. And
by recover, I walked around.

Speaker 22 (17:42):
The fair all day.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, so you ate one of your recovery corn dogs.

Speaker 22 (17:46):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, it's a great name for a band going to
the stage, recovery carn Dog. Okay, but let me ask
you this. Could you have texted your boss and said, Hey,
I really just need to take a personal day tomorrow.
I need I just need a day where I can
chill out. Is that something you would be okay with?
Would that have worked? Maybe? Or is that a no?

Speaker 15 (18:11):
Maybe?

Speaker 14 (18:13):
I will say that you felt like personal days because
I got buried a few weeks ago, So I congratulations,
I got it.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
And I feel like sometimes when you say it like that,
like hey I just need a mental day, they think,
oh great, they're about to have a breakdown.

Speaker 23 (18:27):
Well yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
But but to be fair, and this is no excuse
to abuse the system. To be fair, you know, uh,
mental health is at the forefront of many conversations, and
many people are not afraid to say, hey, I'm having
a little difficulty dealing with AB and C right now.
I would never ever want someone to use that to
their advantage, but only if it's if it's necessary. I
get it if Daniel, if you if you said I'm

(18:52):
really stressed at home, I really need a day out, yeah,
I would say absolutely not because you take off every
other week for like Dad with donuts.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I got muffins with mom coming up.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Would you have coming up muffins with mom?

Speaker 24 (19:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, she has muffins with mom day can No, No
I would. I would get that, Daniels.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I know, but you're you're cool like that. There are
some bosses that are not cool like that.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
You know what, if you're a boss, be cool like that.
And Shyanne, did you have a fun day taking a
hookie day and having fun at the fair?

Speaker 22 (19:19):
I did.

Speaker 21 (19:20):
My husband and my son and I went to a
good for you.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
See, no regrets. That's cool. All right, thanks for listening
to us. I hope you have a good day today.
You'll go to work. By the way, today it's back
to work day. Sorry about that.

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She flipped your boyfriend. Well, okay, let's be honest, though,
while he was living with you and remodeling your house,
or he got advantage of your being with you and
all the I'm sure you were nice to him during
this short lived renovation.

Speaker 27 (21:15):
He lived with me.

Speaker 25 (21:17):
He just came up to work on it, and then
he would go back home.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Do you think he knew or did what you were
up to or did he did he think there was
something else in the future.

Speaker 25 (21:30):
I think he thought there was something else in the
future and then it turned out just there was.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I if you were honest and you just say, look,
you fix my house, I'll fix you up and then
we've part ways.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Is that illegal?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I was gonna say that?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Is that prostitution?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Is that monetary?

Speaker 7 (21:49):
Leanne?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Don't let them call you a prostitute. That's not nice bathroom?

Speaker 28 (21:54):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Look, you know, if he was smart enough, you may
have known he was going through, Leanne. Thank you and
congratulations on your renovation. Sounds fabulous. Now are you dating anyone?

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Now?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
What are you using? What are you using them for?

Speaker 25 (22:13):
I'm not using them? Actually, I mean this is a
full bone relationship. We actually have a baby together. That's cool,
all right, she's almost a year old.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
All right, congratulations, all right, thank you Leanne, thanks for listening.
There you go use the guy to remodel her house.
No guilt house looks great. Let's talk to John. Hi.

Speaker 25 (22:34):
John?

Speaker 29 (22:36):
Hey, hey, hey man.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
We're doing okay. So you're not using your fiance for anything.
But she does have a dad that you're getting stuff
from somehow, right, what's going on?

Speaker 23 (22:49):
Well, we've has been together about three years now, and
her father never really.

Speaker 29 (22:56):
Like each other.

Speaker 23 (22:57):
Again. Any time you to where he got a cabin
that summer's the lake West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Wait, wait, your father in law bought a cabin on
the lake. Yeah.

Speaker 23 (23:08):
I don't know hi got or whatever, but he invites
his daughter, and of course I come along last summer,
and I should say, I guess we just reconnected since
then we want to begin this weekend.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
So so now you're pretending to like him because you
can use his cabin on the water exactly, you know what,
whatever it takes. I mean, at least it's not like
you're screwing over his daughter. I mean, that's good. That's
a good relationship, right, his.

Speaker 23 (23:34):
Other Great, he just doesn't like he just doesn't like me.
I don't I might as well reap the benefits as well.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
If we're going to be in this together, might as
well use your cabin, all right, John, thank you. See
I'm not I'm not hearing anything earth shatting shatteringly off
here mary Land. Yeah, so when you and your husband, well, hi,
good morning. So we're talking about using people for something
while pretending you like him. But so when you and

(24:02):
your current husband started dating, it was it was really
purely for romance. It was something else.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
Right, it was.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
But I was a student to last students, which didn't
have a lot of cash. In my apartment building did
not have any laundry, and I knew he had one
that was in his apartment. And when I first started
dating him.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
He stopped smiling.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
Wait, hold on going, Oh.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I thought you were smiling. You ever
do that? You smiled and you die your phone?

Speaker 13 (24:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
It was it was brody calling pizza hut oh okay, okay.
So anyway, so when you first started dating this guy, uh,
you were in college, and you love the fact that
his apartment building had a laundry, had the laundry.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Yeah, and so I, you know, I offer to do
his with mine. So it was like kind of an
even exchange. But now here we are, like eight years
later and he still hasn't done his laundry even one.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Now you're married to him, But back then, I mean,
did you really? But back then you were just kind
of hanging out. He was kind of okay, but you
really loved his laundry.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
I really loved the laundry.

Speaker 23 (25:10):
It really it really helped.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
Out watch watch our movies together.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
And I didn't have to go to laundromat and out
with all those coins.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah remember coins, they still make coins.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I know the laundromat. You don't have like a metro
card or something.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, thank you, mary Lynn, appreciate it. I guess you
know what when guys go to uh strip clubs, Yeah,
they really think these these women who are dancing like them.
They don't froggy.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
No, they don't care.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
They like you as long as you're helping pay their bills.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
As long as you give them money, they'll listen to
whatever you want to say.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
This is why I never went like strip clubs with
my friends. I would always say that same thing to
them guys, they don't care you're they're not attracted to you.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Why the money they're using you for your But actually
there's a business transaction going on there. I'm not saying anyway.
So I'm just saying in life, sometimes you you're a
little nicer to some people because you get a benefit
of some sort out of it.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Maybe I just feel like these people can be bought
for such little amounts of stuff, like here, have some booty,
I'll take a cabinet.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
My god, it all makes sense.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
Look, if you're sex deprived and you want to get some,
and you're very talented at making cabinets, then you don't
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
But don't don't someone don't tell some when you love them? No, no,
when you don't clearly say I love your cabinet. Hello, Alison,
you slip with a guy and what'd you get out
of it?

Speaker 30 (26:46):
Well, we did date for a little while.

Speaker 11 (26:48):
He worked at my dealership, and spare keys are pretty expensive.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Spare keys. Well, you slept with a guy for a
spare key.

Speaker 14 (26:57):
I dated him for a month?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
A month? Was it a key fob?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's the key a key to what.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
My car?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay? Key fobs are expensive, are very expensive, so you
hung out with them. But you know what, Look, you
know there was promise of the possibility of something more, right, I.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Believe that he thought that.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yet, Okay, that's what I was doing for Now, what
do you what do you have to do to get
your tires rotated? All right?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I think that might have been happening and we just
didn't realize it.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Thank you. Now I'm going to give you one more
and this is going to boggle your mind. Nikki. Now
this is back in the day. Go back back, go back, back,
way back. You stayed in a relationship way too long
with this person.

Speaker 10 (27:52):
Why because it was my first time with the internet
and he had internet.

Speaker 14 (28:00):
He had internet.

Speaker 22 (28:01):
I had never experienced the internet before.

Speaker 30 (28:04):
And yeah, I stayed way too long.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Back in the dial up days when you could get
kicked off if you.

Speaker 31 (28:22):
Got another phone call.

Speaker 20 (28:25):
I stayed with him until they.

Speaker 22 (28:26):
Started charging for the chat rooms, and then I was.

Speaker 19 (28:28):
Like, hey, wow, all right, well there you go.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
So you told him, you know, I stayed with you
way too long because you had the Internet.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
Eventually, you know, yeah, I confessed.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I don't know. All right, Thank you, Nikki. Now you
have internet it's like it's on your phone. I mean,
it's just it's the way of life.

Speaker 20 (28:54):
I married an IT specialist, computer technology.

Speaker 30 (29:00):
My favorite kiss I ever needed.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, good this, Yeah you have a type. All right,
thank you, thank you, Nikki, thank you very nice God. Okay,
so admit it to yourself. Think back. You don't have
to say it out loud. Did you ever date someone
and show more a fascination for them than you should
have because they offered something or there was something that

(29:22):
you got on the side. Here, there's got to be something.
All right, don't get back to me later on that. Hey,
I'm at sharing. Hey, what's up with me? In the
Morning Show.

Speaker 16 (29:41):
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Speaker 1 (29:45):
I was looking through Reddit the thirteen things only terrible
people say.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yeah, oh no, I'm going to feel bad in a minute,
I might.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Say something this.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Okay, hold on, Look, we all deal with terrible people
from time to time.

Speaker 25 (29:59):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
You kind of wonder do people think we're terrible? I mean,
I don't know. If you say, hey, no, I'm not terrible,
I'm a nice guy. Well that's actually number one in
the list, right, Terrible people will say I'm a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Totally Yep.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's no time for the things only terrible people say.
Do you have a few?

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I feel like a.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Lot of people that start with look, I'm gonna be honest,
are about to give you the biggest lie in the world.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, do you know who I am?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Stop?

Speaker 25 (30:34):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Stop?

Speaker 9 (30:36):
People do that all the time to get into our
jingle Bowl concerts.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Do you know who I am?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I'll never forget Harvey Weinstein of all people. I watched
him pull that backstage really Oh, when the security guards
are trying to get him to move his kids out
of the way, because whoever Beyonce was walking through whatever,
He's like, Hello, do you know who I am?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
You've already lost When you have to say that, because
either they know when they don't care, or they don't
know and they don't care exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You look like a douche.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Because I can. I will jokingly say.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
That, Well you say that to your kids all the time.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Oh, you'd still do that? Yeah, because I said.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
So, Yeah, my parents do that.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
So yeah, you've lost a customer.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Oh is that is that akin to us? I'm not
listening anymore.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, And that's the thing I will tell you right now.
If you say you know what, you've lost a customer.
They are happy to see you go. They really are. Oh,
get bye.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Don't we do that?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Don't people say that's it, you've lost a listener.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Okay bye. We've talked about this one on the show
Do Better, Do Better Person. You have to do better
to do better person? Is this the worst of all?
The worst creature ever? Yeah? Frog?

Speaker 7 (31:56):
I heard a manager of the other day. I was
waiting in line at a customer service and the person says,
I've been shopping here for forty years. And the manager goes,
let me stop you. We've only business. We've only been
in business for twenty five and if you've been here
that long, you should know the rules.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh god, the most awful people you know, you do you?
I guess you shouldn't really have to monitor what you say,
because if you're a good person, you're you're not gonna
say these things, right yep?

Speaker 29 (32:24):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I have some how about men who say, well, women
just aren't funny, awful.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
I can't stand.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I used to say that to Danielle all the time.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yeah, it's horrible, horrible.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You know, but you know, we were kidding around.

Speaker 23 (32:37):
I was.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
There was there was an argument out years ago. Well,
women aren't funny, they're just fun.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah, that's a lie. Some of the funniest people I
know are women.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
In my house. I'm the fun one and Sheldon's the
funny one.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
And then women who say I just don't get along
with other women.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
I don't know, they just don't like me.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I wonder why.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, so, or you know, look, I'm not racist, but oh.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, that's a bad one, too bad one.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, you know, we're like, really, have you set the
stage with that? God knows. I want to hear what's
coming next?

Speaker 4 (33:14):
And racist commentary?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, Leah Online twenty four. Hi Leah, we're doing okay,
so add to our list of the things only terrible
people say.

Speaker 22 (33:26):
You know, somebody is a jerk when they say no
offense but.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh yeah, you're about to get offended.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, I know it's true. I mean, Leah, it's it's
so easy to size a person up, and sometimes we
don't want to start judging people from one one sentence,
but it's hard not to when they say things like that.

Speaker 22 (33:46):
Right yeah, yeah, especially I'm a teacher and that happens
all the time. It's like they want to give you advice,
but they're like, no offense, but oh you teach like garbage.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, or the same as someone just texted this in
I mean this in the best way.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
But yeah, as your friend.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
As your friend, I feel the need to tell you
my taxes pay your salary.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, goodbye, Leah, thank you, you have a safe day.
We love our teachers, Thank you. Love you guys too, Yeah,
thank you. Yeah, so I get I guess the moral
of the story is, as we just this is just
a short little whatever. It just it's good to sort
of maybe everyone listen to what you're saying. Listen to
what you're saying before you say it or as you
say it, and then stop it immediately.

Speaker 24 (34:37):
Yeah, Nate, what I think this is on your list.
But when somebody blames their attitude on their zodiac side,
did you say that yet?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I hate that.

Speaker 24 (34:46):
I'm sorry, I'm a leo. I'm very abrasive. I'm like, oh,
that has nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, I might have done that before.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Scary uses from Brooklyn a lot. Well, you know, we
like to open up fire hydrants and shoe water across
the streets so there's no water pressure. So if there's
a house burning, no, no, it's okay, it'll burned down
because it's summertime. We're hot. I'm from Brooklyn. That's what
we do.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
I do end a lot of things by saying that, Carolyn,
it's what we do.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
How about people who refer to themselves in third person?
They have Scary was talking telling a story about scary.
That's so weird to me.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
That's like a Seinfeld episode. They the one whole episode
about the guy who, like Danny, likes to do this.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Now that's creepy. Or when Governor Cramo New York, he
said he was very handsy with people because he's Italian.
That's what you're doing. You're screaming. Now, stop screaming, scary.

Speaker 25 (35:41):
But we do that.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
We're from Brooklyn. There's people in Brooklyn going, I don't scream,
I really don't.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
I'm just no, all right.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
The dogs are getting crazy. We have so much talk.

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Speaker 1 (36:20):
Hey, So I was talking to Gandhi. The question was,
what's the worst date you ever went on? Yes, And
actually it started with her story about a bad date.
Then I said, well, we should bring this to the air,
so talk about that date.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
So I really enjoy being outside and in nature. So
we decided, Hey, we're going to meet up at this
park of flowers and we're gonna go walk around and
look at the flowers. So like get there, were hanging
out and then he looks at me and says, listen,
I'm gonna be really honest. You got about forty five
minutes till the acid I took hits me. So if
you have any questions or like, want to have serious conversation,
it has to happen now.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
I was like, oh my.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
God, goodness, oh my god, god, where did that date go?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
It went with the acid hitting him about forty five
minutes later and me being like, dude, enjoy the flowers.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
I can't handle this.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
And left.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
I left him in the park at the flowers. I
think he's okay.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Did you ever see you never saw him?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
No, I was like, you had to do acid before
our first date?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Come on, that's cool?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, See, my mine just pales in comparison. What is
did someone I really wanted to go out with for
a long time and finally we're having dinner together. He's
wearing this white shirt and of course red wine all
over his shirt, ice piled, ice pilled an entire glass
of wine on him.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Was he really uncol about it?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yes, he was uncool about it, but it was like,
so date over. So I guess the topic should be
first and last day, same day.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
I was the guy who we went out and we
were driving and all of a sudden, he stops the
car and I'm like, what are you doing, takes a
seatbelt off.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Comes on top of me on the other side of
the car, like in the passenger.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Seat, and I'm like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I thought this is what you wanted. I'm like no,
So he got off of me and I said, could
you please take me home? That that's this is over?
So thankfully he drove me home and that was it.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Weird What about you?

Speaker 24 (37:57):
Frog?

Speaker 7 (37:58):
So there was a girl that she works on the
TV station in South Florida. I don't want to say
which TV station or who it is. But she was
on a date with a guy, first time, and they're
having appetizers and everything's going well, and all of a sudden,
he gets up and goes to the bathroom. He comes
back about twenty five minutes later. She's thinking he left.
He's like, I'm so sorry. He said, I just have
to tell you I am so turned on by you
that I had to go to the bathroom and take

(38:19):
care of myself and now we can finish the day.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh that's disgusting. That's disgusting. Even if she got up
been left, never saw him a game, even if it's
two minutes, but it's disgusting. I hope he washed his hands.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
I know.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Please, can we talk about the funeral thing?

Speaker 7 (38:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
We can. So you don't even remember the guy's name, right, No?
I do? And he went he went home with him
that night. His parents own a funeral polo. I know,
don't tell that, Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 13 (38:48):
Well in Brooklyn, and so he said, oh, let's go
back to my house. So we go and it's dark
and he's not turning on any lights and stuff like that,
and We're walking through the house and stuff, and then
you know, we started making out and stuff, and I said,
it smells like flowers in here. And then I start
to realize where we are, and I was like, whoa,

(39:12):
I mean was there There was a casket?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, it was closed. I don't know if anybody was
in it.

Speaker 13 (39:17):
Like the room, like the room with chairs and flowers,
and and then I was like, I got to get
out of here.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
That is so uncomfortable with it.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I was like, so I go to the monster. I
don't know so textas I want to hear, I want
to hear yours scary.

Speaker 8 (39:39):
My friend she went on a first date and when
the night was over, he pulls her, He pulls the
car aside, and then they start kissing. All of a sudden,
she hears some kind of on ziph and she looks
down and his stuff was just out, and there was
an awkward moment and they started looking at each other
and looking down at it, and he goes, well, I
guess just because I'm a police officer, does I mean

(40:00):
I have this right to show you my pistol?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
And then he put it back away because he is
this is sad.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
I think if you're ever wondering, is now the time
to whip it out?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
The answer is always.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
No, it's not not.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
But I thought you wanted to see it.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
No, no, no, there should be no doubt.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Let's go ahead and go ahead and answer that. No
one wants to see that. If you're wondering, I know,
you know, what are we being really? I mean, like
real school here, don't don't whip that out.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Well, it's funny because that's scary.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Said that, because it's happened to me, and I know
what's happened to multiple members of my friends group where
a guy has just done that and you're like, but
why I don't understand that.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Like they think you're going to jump on top of that.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Hello Mary Ella, Hi guys. So you're at a beautiful
South Street Seaport, uh Seaport District just we call it,
in New York City. And what happened? First date?

Speaker 29 (41:03):
Right to go?

Speaker 11 (41:04):
Yes for a first date. I was excited to going
to the state with this guy. And we're overlooking the
ocean and the ocean the water, and he all of
a sudden collapses in my arms and I'm holding him
and he falls to the ground and apparently he saintsed
on me and a bunch of people are coming up saying, hey,
do you need water? Do you need help? And I
had to smack him really hard to wake up, and

(41:28):
it was a horrible experience.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
It's a I mean, I mean he's okay now right,
I mean health wise.

Speaker 11 (41:33):
I guess so many years ago. I really hope he is.
We didn't go on a date after that, so he
told me he didn't eat enough before the date.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, my favorite party. You had to smack him?

Speaker 11 (41:46):
Yeah, it was, Yeah, it happened. It's over good ridden
all right?

Speaker 19 (41:50):
Welly bad first Yeah, how dare you ruin my date?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (41:56):
Exactly?

Speaker 14 (41:56):
Well I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Well, thanks for listening. Any interesting text. On my first date,
very extreme golf. Took me to a graveyard and later
a rave. It was some kind of BDSM club. I
don't think you should take someone to a BDSM club
for your first date.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Know that they're into or a graveyard bowling.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
You know, I don't want to go bowl.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
On the graveyard yard.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I might like on the first things on the first date.
You don't know. Yeah, you don't know that you like that?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
You should have a discussion.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, there's a lot of text coming through.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
We were driving to the beach once with this guy
had never gone out with before. It was my friend's brother,
and there was a lot of traffic getting into the
beach to pay, like you know, the toll to park.
He sticks his head out of the car and he
starts screaming.

Speaker 16 (42:44):
Get out of the way, the screaming.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
At the top of his lungs. And I kept thinking,
if this little bit of traffic made him.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
That angry, I think I'm not going on enough.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
These are the signs you see that are warning a
talk and roll situation. This text message went home with
a guy who had action figures all over his bedroom.
All I could think of was, he's the forty year
old virgin. That's exactly just cracking me up. There's a
lot of people texting it about dates, whipping it out. Yeah,

(43:17):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Why don't a secret society or this is.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Exception, no secret society of whipperrouters. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
I think some people with a good rule of thumb,
and you go on a first date, do not take
it out under any circumstances. No, take it not even.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
On the second or third or four, not until you
know you've it's time.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I gotta plu both sexes, ladies.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yes, don't whip it out, yeah in the way that
you do.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Hey, jan how are you?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm good?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
It's to the point where I'm glad I'm not dating
anymore because I don't want any more dates like this.
You know what I'm saying. So what happened on your
first date?

Speaker 13 (43:56):
So?

Speaker 20 (43:57):
I went out with this guy who I had known
colids and he seems really normal. We had classes together
and he took me to a sports bar in the city,
so the giants were on go giants. He just kept
ordering shots of tequilo, though for himself I was drinking
like a beer or whatever. Oh boy, he ended up

(44:18):
getting so drunk that, like at sports bars, you know,
when there's commercials, they'll play the music really loud.

Speaker 14 (44:27):
He got on the bench that.

Speaker 20 (44:28):
We were sitting on and gave me a full blown
lap dance lap and I.

Speaker 12 (44:34):
Had to guess the hell out of a wow.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, you know what, You just know when it's time
to just to call it a night, and you know
you want to be polite. You don't want to run out,
but at the same time, what do you have to lose?
Just leave? You know?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (44:46):
I called.

Speaker 20 (44:47):
I called my girlfriend who is on a date somewhere down.

Speaker 14 (44:50):
The street, and I was like, we gotta go get
me out of.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Here, all right, Jen, thank you very much. Text first date,
we got back to his place for just hanging out,
having a couple of beer. His probation officer shows up, Yes,
finds the beer. The guy said, no, it's he said,
was my beer. So he didn't get it in trouble,
but he got arrested. Never talk to him again. He's
getting arrested on a first Day's probably.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Not a good Ye's not a good thing.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Nor when he tries to say that the contraband is yours.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Good morning Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
On first date, he asked you to split the bill.
Was that unusual?

Speaker 12 (45:25):
So I ordered seven dollars chicken tacos and he ordered
about I would say, fifty dollars worth of seafood and
fish and alcohol. So then basically the bill comes, and
of course, as the woman I am, I offered to
pay my part and I actually had cast on me

(45:46):
and I offered him a twenty dollars bill for my
seven dollar chicken tacos. Mind you, I didn't drink any alcohol.
I had water. So I give him my twenty, and
you know, I'm expecting to get maybe like a ten back.
He kept my twenty, didn't get any change back, so she.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Had to pick a part of his stab.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I I just hate cheap people like that. You know, I'm.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Saying, take me to the movies once, and I offered
to pay, and I and I didn't have exact so
later on, when I got changed, she said, Hey, you
know the rest of the money that you owe me,
go buy me some milk duds.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Don't do that. That's a sad but you know, at
least you found it early on. No need to bother
with this guy ever again, right, Chelsea, seriously?

Speaker 12 (46:24):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Finally we talked to David.

Speaker 29 (46:26):
Hi, David, Hey, how you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Don't okay? So you went on a date with someone
and she asked you? What'd she ask you?

Speaker 32 (46:34):
She asked me back to her place, and I was
all for and of course, because we hit it off
pretty well and we seemed like we were on the
same page and everything. I should have known it was
too good to be true, and this is like kind
of more in Danielle's alley, I think than anybody else.
But either way, we go back to her apartment and

(46:55):
everything's going great. She said, hey, can I slip into
something a little more comfortable? I was like, oh, yeah, great,
So she goes. She comes back and she's dressed in
this Betty Rubble costume.

Speaker 23 (47:05):
But but it's.

Speaker 32 (47:07):
Not like sexy Betty Rubble. It's like Disney blue Head
Betty Rubble, like bouncing back and forth in the doorway,
kind of baby head.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
So Betty, she dressed like Betty Rubble from the flint Stones.

Speaker 32 (47:23):
Yeah. Yeah, And then she even tried to do the
voice and everything and.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
And the Betty Rubble did you ye do it?

Speaker 7 (47:30):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
What did you say?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Because I can't even imagine what you say at that point.

Speaker 32 (47:38):
Well, I'm from Long Island, so it's just kind of
like what up?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
You've thought you'd seen it all? All right? Okay, So
for guys, don't wi it out on the first eight.
For women, don't come back dresses Betty Rubble.

Speaker 23 (47:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
No, the hot sexy Betty Rubble.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
No, no, no, no, Betty no, no, no, Betty Rubble,
Betty Ruble is not going to do it for maybe
Bam Bam.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
Yeah, I don't know. Really, Elvis, you dressed up as
Bam Bam.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Here would you like for me too? Sure? Oh, there
goes to Elvis.

Speaker 16 (48:12):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning show. Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Tap, Garrett, what do you bring you to us today?

Speaker 33 (48:25):
I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap
our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She
is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan.
Now Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She
drops all her plans and she goes and babysits for
her sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he
planned a nice roman to get away for this weekend.
So Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have

(48:47):
to babysit again for my sister card and we have
a phone teme.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.
All right, here we go. We love the I want
to call because we kind of sit back and let
you do all the work, because you're definitely more believable
than us. Today's let's listen.

Speaker 21 (49:02):
Hello, hey, Ed, what's up?

Speaker 32 (49:05):
Nothing?

Speaker 28 (49:06):
Just to get in some reports done?

Speaker 18 (49:08):
Did you have a second?

Speaker 28 (49:09):
Yeah, I got a minute.

Speaker 17 (49:11):
Okay. I actually just called the hotel and I had
I had them cancel our reservation. What why I have
to cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend?

Speaker 28 (49:24):
So what could be more important? I mean, we've been
looking forward to this. Why would you do this?

Speaker 17 (49:28):
Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid,
you know, and it's hard to take care of a
four year old?

Speaker 28 (49:35):
Whoa your sister is more important than us?

Speaker 14 (49:39):
No?

Speaker 17 (49:40):
But I mean she really really needs help with Tommy
right now?

Speaker 28 (49:44):
Who cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation
in months. We've been looking bored to this. Your sister
can find somebody else to watch your kid.

Speaker 17 (49:52):
It's really important.

Speaker 28 (49:53):
No us having sex and a foreign location that is important.
Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers
your sister could call.

Speaker 17 (50:03):
We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid. And
I'm just.

Speaker 28 (50:07):
Reaping proud on the weekend for months.

Speaker 17 (50:10):
How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead
and take Tommy with us? On the trip.

Speaker 28 (50:17):
No, no, everything, I can just.

Speaker 17 (50:23):
Think about it. It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem.
We can still do the trip, and I can still
spend time with our nephew. We can just babysit while we're.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
On the trip.

Speaker 28 (50:32):
How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're
naked having sex all day? Because that was the plan. Remember,
we'll just have.

Speaker 17 (50:39):
To switch our plans a little, switch our plans.

Speaker 28 (50:42):
When are we gonna that's the plan?

Speaker 11 (50:46):
When?

Speaker 28 (50:46):
When do you envision this happening? What you're gonna send
the keep out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds
for a quickie.

Speaker 17 (50:53):
We can we can well we get back home so
we know.

Speaker 28 (50:57):
No, that kid is he's a who am a child?

Speaker 3 (51:01):
He hates me.

Speaker 28 (51:02):
He he physically he hates me. He does He's kicked
me in the nuts at least three times, and you
know what he's doing.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
I hate him.

Speaker 28 (51:10):
I am not gonna let some four brock me this weekend.

Speaker 17 (51:12):
All right, you really need to put family first here.

Speaker 28 (51:15):
I would not have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend
this weekend.

Speaker 17 (51:18):
This could be a really good time to kind of
practice like being a family, like what it would be
like if we had kids, like this could be a
really good time to.

Speaker 28 (51:27):
What are you We haven't even talking about marriage yet,
you're already set up the kid.

Speaker 17 (51:33):
You really, calm down? You heard?

Speaker 28 (51:37):
Yes, I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My
girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me.
This is insane. When we start watching Saxony Street and
Spongy Bob all weekend.

Speaker 17 (51:48):
It's not the end of the world.

Speaker 27 (51:50):
Okay, so you know the end of the world.

Speaker 28 (51:51):
You're not even in my shoes right now. We haven't
had sex in three weeks. I'm tired of waiting.

Speaker 12 (51:56):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 17 (51:57):
Just waiting another week is not gonna change. It's not
the end of the world.

Speaker 28 (52:02):
You're making yourself.

Speaker 17 (52:06):
You are acting like a child. You are acting like a.

Speaker 28 (52:08):
Four A mature you want to mature?

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Do you hear yourself?

Speaker 23 (52:12):
Are you hearing?

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Phil?

Speaker 28 (52:14):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (52:15):
Really?

Speaker 11 (52:16):
Really?

Speaker 17 (52:17):
Are are we doing this?

Speaker 28 (52:18):
Or are we gonna?

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Really?

Speaker 28 (52:19):
Are we doing this?

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Are we doing this?

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Evan?

Speaker 25 (52:23):
Seriously?

Speaker 17 (52:24):
I need to talk to you like an adult.

Speaker 28 (52:26):
Okay, you talk to me like an adult.

Speaker 17 (52:29):
I need you to listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Okay, listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 33 (52:33):
Hey, Evan, my name's Garafonville. Was turned in the Morning
show and you just got phone tapped? What your your
girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
I have.

Speaker 28 (52:51):
Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the feather tonight.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
How this phone.

Speaker 26 (52:58):
Tab was pre recorded with permission grants participation the.

Speaker 16 (53:01):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
So okay, it's easy to talk about this here in
New York because we have a lot of tourists. But
every city has tourists. Every city has visitors who come
in who don't understand the nuances of their city. For instance,
here in New York, if you go to Times Square,
most likely you're a tourist and you're if you're going
to be taking advantage of it's probably gonna happen in
Times Square. Another thing, we know you're a tourist if

(53:28):
you're always walking around looking up at the building. Yes, yes,
we know you're a tourist. Yes we also know you're
a tourist. Here's when you may not know. If you
get that world famous slice of New York City pizza
and you use a forkron if or if you don't
fold it in half lengthwise on the slies, you're probably
a tourist.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Oh, guilty of both of those, right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
So anyway, so if you go to Philly and call
it Philadelphia, they know you're a tourist.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Interesting it is, Okay.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
If you go to San Francisco and call it San
fran then you're a tourist. All right. So let me know,
what do you see in your city that makes you
go bing tourist? Yeah you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
When they used to wear the big cameras around their necks,
those shorts and the.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Socks pulled up, Yeah, that's that's definitely that almost sounds
like my dad. Yeah, getting ready to mow the yard.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
I love watching people take pictures with their iPads.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
It makes me laugh so hard.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
I'm like, can you put your TV screen down?

Speaker 7 (54:25):
I can't see. Oh I saw that the whole time
we were on vacation in Greece, people holding up giant iPad.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I'm like, I can't see your iPads are the way
I thought they were. I thought they were like just
shielding themselves from the sun or something like. Oh, it's
an iPad. They're taking a picture. Yes, straight, Okay.

Speaker 24 (54:43):
So when I lived in Los Angeles, people would come
to visit me and they would always say, oh, it's
great out here at La La Land, And nobody in
La calls it La La La the.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Name of the movie. It's a movie that is. Nobody
there calls it La La La. Just like in New York.
You don't call this the Big Apple. You can see
them walking into the street. Yep, yup, first, gotta shay.
We love it here in the Big Apple. Okay, well,
it's okay, we welcome you to our city.

Speaker 19 (55:09):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Another one in Atlanta, never call it Hot Lanta.

Speaker 25 (55:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I learned that when I live there. Yeah, you can
call it the atl if you want. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
If you're in Miami, nobody that lives there calls it Soby.
Nobody goes to Soby, it's South Beach. Don't call it
Soby Soby. It is just you know, what's scatty?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
That note froggy.

Speaker 8 (55:28):
I spend all my time in South Beach when I
go there, and that that in of itself.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
You know, tourists, you don't get to see the rest
of scary. You are a tourist when I got scary.
It's so funny. You get mad of the weirdest thing.
Just madist tourist things for their tourists.

Speaker 7 (55:48):
That's what they're supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Its okay. I'm not saying that we're getting mad at
you for doing this. I'm just saying, if you don't
want to look like a tourist, don't do these things.
It's not about anger. Scary. You're like that little short
man in the bagel store.

Speaker 19 (56:01):
Calm that.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
You really are?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
You really should? You really should calm that down?

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Oh that little guy.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, hey, so froggy. You and I both being from
the South, yes, we were learning on the text messages.
You know you're not from the South. When you order
a tea unsweetened, right, you have to order sweet tea,
sweet tea. Yeah, it's one word, sweet tape right, It's right, exactly.
It is one word, and they drags together sweet tea.
I know. But now when I go visit, I always

(56:31):
order unsweetened tea. They look at me like, oh, where
are you from? Not here anyway, So it's ordering sweet
tea is one thing to do. Don't go to Jersey
and call it Joisey. They know you're not from there exactly, Christy.

Speaker 29 (56:45):
Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Good morning? Doing well?

Speaker 30 (56:47):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, okay, you're in a good place, all right. So
where where do you live?

Speaker 14 (56:52):
I live in Florida?

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Okay. And you know someone's a tourist when they do
what when.

Speaker 14 (56:57):
They drive twenty miles an hour below the speed limit
in the rain? Wow, everybody in Florida that is a
tourist has no idea how to drive.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
In the rain because it's rain. I mean there's like
downpours and you're used to it, right, I.

Speaker 14 (57:12):
Mean, hello, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
All right, Look, be proud and you drive when you
see rain on the way, drive faster exactly. Prove that
you're from there. All right. Thank you, Christy, thanks for
listening to us today. I appreciate it.

Speaker 19 (57:26):
Thanks.

Speaker 22 (57:27):
Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Yeah. Oh. Someone from Philly said, you know you're a
tourist in Philly. If you eat it pat your gino's,
that's not nice.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
Do not call Fort Lauderdale fort Liquerdale. What about it's
Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
So look, if if someone rolls through your town and
you know they're a tourist, rather than make fun of them,
reach out and help them. Let them know, we don't
call it Fort Lotty Dotty, Fort Laerdale.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I sha't let them have their fun for.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
We see we have a ton of these in New York,
a megatonism.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
See, I feel like where I'm from, in the Bronx,
we still call it the boogie down, like I live
in the Boogie Down, Like we still say it.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Hey, do you have someone on the phone a street Nate?
You do you have? Oh straight? Name straight? Let me
ask you, being from Erie, Pennsylvania, how do you know
if they're a tourist. It's easy because nobody goes there.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Nobody there.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
So if you see one person walking down the street, ah, taurists, Yeah,
that's it. Nobody goes there to visit. That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
All the locals take the picture of the tourist.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Right. I will give you one bit of advice tourists
here in New York. When you ask a New Yorker
for directions, we will always stop down and be polite.
We will always help you get tour you're going. Here's
my problem. New York is confusing sometimes, so someone will
asks me, hey, how do you get to listen list
Bernard Street and I'll go, Oh, you go down this
way two blocks and turn right, And then as they're
walking away, I'll go I sent them the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Me too.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
And then you're like, you have this guilt wave of guilt.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Then you go there and think New Yorkers suck.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Yeah, So what text message is you're a tourist in
uh the WV when you call it Western Virginia. Oh,
it's West Virginia. All right, I'm done?

Speaker 21 (59:16):
What?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Oh I got a phone call? Holl what I'm saying.
We're just gonna sit here wait for a phone call.
We have nothing better to do.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Hello Jill, Hello, I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Well, I'm glad you finally made it. We've been waiting
for your call. So where are you calling from?

Speaker 30 (59:30):
Well, that's the driving all from Mystic Connecticut to go
to work.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Oh, we love Mystic Connecticut all the time. So how
do you know they're a tourist when you see them
doing this in Mystic Connecticut going to.

Speaker 27 (59:42):
Mystic Pizza and rating about how good the pizza actually is.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
It's like the movie Mystic Pizza.

Speaker 27 (59:49):
Yeah, and everybody brings the mixic pizza. I want to
see Julia Roberts and she's never there.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Julia Robertson, She's still not showing up for work.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
He did that movie like years ago.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Okay, so where do you go for pizza? Where do
you go for clam pie? Where where do you go?

Speaker 34 (01:00:03):
We go to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
There you go? All right, the people have missed it.
Pizza hate us right now?

Speaker 19 (01:00:10):
Let it go, all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Right, Jill, thank you for listening to us. Hello, Kristen Bye,
tell me how you know? First of all, where are
you from?

Speaker 31 (01:00:20):
Lester County?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Absolutely? You know they told us our show would not
work in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Oh yeah, alright, so you know
they're a tourist in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. When they do what Definitely, when.

Speaker 31 (01:00:36):
You're driving and you see cars kind of just stop
randoling in the middle of the road and people hanging
out taking pictures of the Alemish and the horse and buggies.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yea, stop stop taking pictures of the Amish. They're just trying.

Speaker 31 (01:00:50):
They're just doing their normal, they're.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Living their lives.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Leave them alone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I know, I know they're they're from such a beautiful
culture and they're just doing their own things. Leave alone.
They're not here for your your play exactly, and.

Speaker 31 (01:01:07):
The four horse and buggies are just getting lost like
they have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
All right, well, thank you very nice. When you're driving through,
when you're driving through Lancaster, do not stop and take
a picture of the horse. All right, thank you, christ
I have a great day, guys. All right, hello Jess, Hi,
where are you from.

Speaker 27 (01:01:27):
I'm from New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Okay, So you know they're a tourist when you see
them do what Well when.

Speaker 27 (01:01:33):
They say we're going to the Jersey Shore and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
They're dives, okay, seaside.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Jersey Jersey Shore was based in Seaside, Ice in Seaside.

Speaker 27 (01:01:45):
Yes, but but no one that actually lives in New
Jersey called it the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah, they just called They say they go to Seaside,
I mean Jersey Shore. That's that's a TV thing, right, And.

Speaker 29 (01:01:55):
Then there's the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Well, then there's the argument about people who say down
the shore because that's a big Jersey thing as well.
But only people outside of Jersey say that, right, yes, and.

Speaker 27 (01:02:06):
Only people that you know, I've never been here want
to go here because I live ten minutes from the
beach and it's nothing exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I live in New Jersey, and the Jersey Shore to
me is summer. I mean I love it.

Speaker 27 (01:02:23):
Yeah, I like it like in May, like before people
start coming down.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
You see, that's the thing. When you're from there, it's
a whole different thing. I get it. People like, hey,
we're want to visit your New York. I'm like, why
why would you do yourself? I mean, I love New
had to be there for a week, all right, Why
do you do that to yourself?

Speaker 27 (01:02:44):
Jes thank you very much, all right, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
You know who's a big old tourist. And that's scary
when you visit Los Angeles. Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
Every time I have to go buy the thing the
star maps on the corner and then take the TMZ bus.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Tour and you gotta go see the Elvis Durand star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That okay. So every
time I'm in Los Angeles with pr Guru to the Stars,
Stephen Levine, we have to go buy the Houses of
the Dead stars.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
And he actually we actually had to go to Brentwood
and we had to stop in front of Joan Crawford's
old house and he said, he said, hold on, I'm
gonna take a picture. No, we're not gonna go take
a picture. That's a home. Then he says, let's go
to where the O. J. Simpson murders happened. So he
tried to crawl over the fence. I did, what are
you doing to crawl over the fence?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I went over and put like my camera over the fence.
I did at Marylyn's house too, and I got a
picture of a woman buttoning her child's coat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
People live there, but Marylyn died there. And then we
have to go to the Then we have to go
to the Graveyard of the Stars. Oh my god, look
fred A Stair.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
I'm like, hello, friend's upstairs right now. I'm not there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
We went to Los Angeles for a year. You were
star on the Walk of Fame. We landed and Scary goes,
would you take us to the Brady Bunch House? Be
like really? And you'll get there in the middle of
a neighborhood and we're in the neighborhood.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Is quiet?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Is that over into Luca Lake?

Speaker 30 (01:03:59):
Where?

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
To look like?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
So look, okay, Scary, stop screaming. Good God. If you're
if you want to come visit New York as a tourist,
you're gonna hear people screaming like that all day long.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
There's a lot of yelling.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
There's a lot of yelling here.

Speaker 25 (01:04:10):
Yell uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
There's no one on that line.

Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
We were tourists in the Bahamas. One time Danielle wanted
to go buy a graveyard, got sick and started throwing up.
Where Annona Cole Smith was?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Did you throw up on Ennaa Cole Smith's?

Speaker 9 (01:04:22):
Thankfully I didn't get to there to her graveyard before
I puked.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
First, I got Nancy, Hi, Nancy, where are you calling from?

Speaker 16 (01:04:30):
Hi?

Speaker 30 (01:04:31):
From Baltimore, Maryland.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Okay, Look, you know what beautiful city. I love it
there so but you're gonna know I'm a tourist if
I do.

Speaker 27 (01:04:37):
What if you eat.

Speaker 30 (01:04:39):
Team crabs with a bib and vinyl gloves?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Yeah, if you go to a restaurant to eat crabs
and they they come behind you and put a bib
around your neck, tell them no, I rebuke thee.

Speaker 23 (01:04:53):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
There's nothing like people, you know, eating crabs and they
look like they look like they're ready for like they're
gone to collegists, ready to go for an exam. I'm like,
I don't want to eat crabs in place and then
you asked me to put my ankles in stirrups. You
know what I'm saying, Nancy, I love it. Thank you
for listening.

Speaker 35 (01:05:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 23 (01:05:11):
I have a good one, you too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Andrew from Austin, Texas. How you doing Austin, Austin's own Andrew,
I used to live there too. But if I came
back today and did what, I would look like a tourist.
If you go to a restaurant and you don't order keeso, yeah,
if you don't get keeso, then they like, what's wrong
with you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Could we get some caeso?

Speaker 11 (01:05:30):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I know you're such an Austinite. Yeah, Austin is such
a great seay. You know, Andrew. I used to go
there when I was a kid, which was a long
time ago, and it was a little different. It was
all hippies. I mean there were people everywhere that looked
like hippies everywhere, And I hope that they're still kind
of holding onto that vibe. I mean it still has
that freedom vibe.

Speaker 32 (01:05:49):
Ryan, Oh yeah, they're still all here, ye there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Yeah, keep in mind, if you're in Austin, always order keso.
All right, I'm in all right, Andrew, thank you for
listening to us.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
I think that's a good rule. No matter where you are,
always get the case though.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Yeah, you can't go wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Waking up taking them on so many things.

Speaker 16 (01:06:10):
Tell Vis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Come on, wake up, wake up now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
This Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
So so, a friend of mine was telling me last night,
I think I'm about to get fired. Oh, I said,
well what makes you think that? So she went down
the list of a few things that she said. People
are acting differently toward me. When I walk into a room,
the conversation stops and it's quiet.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
That's whole.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
What have they told you that you're not doing your job,
or you you need to do better, or have you
signed anything? You know what I mean? She said, No,
I just have a feeling I'm about to get fired,
and I think everyone knows it. I said, well, maybe
you're just being a little paranoid, No, non paranoid, Like,
what are the signs other than the ones that just gave.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
You was getting fired?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Like the things that you detect.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
When they start to take responsibilities away from you, like, oh,
Scary can do that, Elvis could do that, Nate can
do that, and suddenly you have nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
You're on the way out.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Okay, I can't help, but notice I have no responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
You better find some responsibility.

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
God's scary when your boss does not look you in
the eye, cancels every meeting and doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
You know, doesn't talk to you. Yeah, ignores you in
the hallway closer straight in. Like, have you ever worked
for a job and you just felt you felt the
end near?

Speaker 24 (01:07:32):
No. I was perpetually optimistic until the very end when
I was I got fired once from my second or
third radio job. The general manager comes down as a Friday.
It was nine o'clock. We were finishing the morning show,
and he says, hey, can I see you in my
office after the after the show? And I think I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Finally getting a raise.

Speaker 24 (01:07:50):
I was like so exciting out there that must have
been crushing three steps at a time. And I walk
into the office and there's the general manager, the program director,
and the president of sales all sitting on one side
of the desk and I go, why does it feel
like I'm in the principal's office right now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
And it just looks at me and says, have a seat.

Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
And then five minutes later, I'm walking.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Out of the door. I will tell you, last time
I was fired, there were two lines I heard. One
was this is never easy, oh okay, and the second
one would They called me and said, Elvis, can you
come in an hour before you usually come in? But
you don't need to bring your headphones to the station today,
you know, like adoctors have stethoscopes, we have headphones. Those
are the stethoscopes of radio. But y'are getting fired is just.

(01:08:36):
But I will tell you every time I've been canned,
it led to something fantastic, and the people who can
me are all out to I don't even know if
they exist anymore, nor do I care. No, But some
people are just like when they are dumped in a relationship,
when they're fired, they hope all the awful things happened
to that person who wasn't smart enough to keep them totally,
which is like let it go.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Yeah, you have to let it go because it's too
much bad, you need it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Wait, too much bad?

Speaker 35 (01:09:01):
You Hello, Alex, Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Well, you know, just doing a show talking about getting
fired because it is going to be a reality for
a lot of people listening anyway, So you actually have
a guy that you are thinking of letting go at
your office.

Speaker 35 (01:09:15):
Yeah, so our boss is going to let him go.
Everybody in the office knows it. And one of the
things that our boss is having him do is all
the meaningless, pointless jobs that nobody has done for the
past six months.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Well, see, why why don't you just let him go?
I mean, is it is it trying to like punish
them or I don't know.

Speaker 35 (01:09:33):
He's waiting for HR's approval. So he said, we have
to find something for him to do, like right now.
They gave him the job of going and oh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Don't don't get to uh, don't do don't get too graphics.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Can other guy's like, hey, but that's mad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
A lot of people are listening to your voice right now, going. Wait,
is that Alex that I work with?

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Are people treating him differently?

Speaker 35 (01:09:55):
You know, people are pretty much treating him the same
they would, except that we're not really talking with him.
So I think he's started to get the idea that
everybody's given him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Look, I don't know anything about your company, how large
or small it is, whatever, but I think when everyone
knows except for the person who's being who's being let go,
I think this kind of crappy cool.

Speaker 35 (01:10:14):
Oh, I agree, But he came and talked to me.
He's like, why isn't anybody talking to me anymore? I
was like, man, I don't know. I was like, well,
he's like, they're fixing them.

Speaker 34 (01:10:21):
Make me go drive.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Oh no.

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
When the morning show guy here years back was about
to get fired, he was about to put money down
on a house.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Remember he was going to sign the lead.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Any other disc jockey that worked here or whatever you
want to call us, he knew chased him down the
street and said, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Suck, don't shine it. He looked out for him, tried.

Speaker 34 (01:10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
But another situation where we all knew, but I knew
he was getting camned because I was taking his place.
Alex a good luck with good luck with everything at work,
and I wish all the best to whoever is about
to leave. Well, thank you. Look, I never ever want
to see anyone have to go through the hardship at
the same time. You know, but uh, if they don't

(01:11:01):
want you there, you don't want to be there. Looks
very true. I know people who are like that. They're like,
let them, how dare they fire me? I'm not going
to walk out, Well, no, they don't want you. You
don't want to be there.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
It's like if why chase the guy or the girl
who doesn't want to date you. It's like, if they
don't want you, then you just move on and you
find somebody who does want you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
True.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
And I have heard in radio everyone has told me
you are nobody. You will make it nowhere until you
get fired. In radio, you have to get fired once.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Oh I've made it three times, then there you go.
And I will tell you I was thinking about, like
what it will be like when they fire me from
this place. It's gonna it's gonna happen. I mean, because
you know it's it happens. And uh, I'm okay, we're fine.

Speaker 9 (01:11:41):
Do you know I've already gone and talked to HR
about it. I said, I just want you to know
I've been here a long time. So if you guys
ever decide for me to go, I'm taking my own
boxes home, like you're not walking me out of this building.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I just let them know.

Speaker 9 (01:11:54):
And my thing is, if you keep enough stuff of
your desk, they just look at it and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Go, oh gosh, so much to pack. Yeah, you don't
want it's easier to keep her.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Maybe that's a secret. Yeah, well we can't fire then
they've got too much stuff at their desk. Listen to this.
We just received a text from someone who says he's
driving into work and he feels like today's the day
they're going to canon. So his real name John, not
his real name? Hi John, how are you doing? Okay?
So you're changing your voice a little, So you're driving

(01:12:22):
and you feel like today's the day. You just get
that feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Yeah, it really feels like today is to day. Got
some emails, had a meeting and then get an email
a couple of days later that I need to have
another meeting and heads of the department or are the
only ones.

Speaker 6 (01:12:40):
That are going to be there.

Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
They say, wow, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
I mean, so you're making it really obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Have you practiced like an exit speech, like what you're
going to say to them when they if it does happen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
No, But now that you bring it up, that sounds
like a good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Why it's can you You don't.

Speaker 9 (01:12:57):
Owe them anything, No, but you should go out with
dignity like say well thank you. You should take the
higher road and say wow, you know what it's I
didn't expect it. It's been great working for you guys.
I hope you find someone fantastic to film my.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
S You're right, You're right, a classy of you. I'm like,
still the Stapler.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
The swing line Stapler are just a little healthy, little
fu Yeah. So, John, do you think you deserve to
be let go? It's just things aren't working out in
this situation.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
I don't know if this is the.

Speaker 32 (01:13:25):
Thing that we're working out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
I just I just think that there might be some
conflicts that do you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Work at the White House? Oh no, we know that?
Did that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I could?

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
No, don't do that. Well, look well, best of luck
to you, John, And have you already started to think ahead? Like, well, okay, opportunity,
Where's where should I start looking now? I mean, I
hope you're thinking that way?

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Oh yeah, absolutely, And I'm taking this as a learning
experience and we're going to move forward, just like Danielle says.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
And that's the thing. And even if they don't let
you go today, if you have this feeling, you should
probably be thinking about doing it on your own, you know.
Maybe best of luck to you. Okay, hang in there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
I want to go into the meeting with him and
hold his hands.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Oh, I don't want to be there, you kid me?
How uncomfortable with that off? I would love to go
into a meeting where someone's getting fired.

Speaker 9 (01:14:24):
Because he could have somebody on his side then, you know,
kind of like rubbing his back or something, a little
back run.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
What if it ends up being something great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
I'm looking around. I'm wondering what I'm gonna They're giving
him a raise today.

Speaker 8 (01:14:36):
Yeah, I want to see what I'm going to take
on my way out the door. I'm actually sizing everything up.
I'm so what expensive things can I worry?

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
They don't let you take anything.

Speaker 24 (01:14:45):
They take you out the door, and then they say,
all right, well ship you your stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Well you tell us, you know, I will tell you.
In my office, I own everything.

Speaker 7 (01:14:54):
Well, you're the exception.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Nothing in my office is owned by this company. I
bought my own computer because they have subpart computers. I
bought my own desk because it looked like it was
in a Marriot courtyard and I want about my own desk.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
How are they going to box that up?

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Are you walking out with a desk?

Speaker 17 (01:15:12):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
I can't walk out with my desk?

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Do you know what I still have I still get it.
What I'm gonna go get it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
What is it? Okay? Let me take a call real quick. Hello, Kathy, Hi,
how are you. I'm doing well? Do you work at HR?
You sound like a perky person who works in HR.

Speaker 30 (01:15:29):
I am a perky person that works in HR.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
That's not the easiest job, Kathy. I feel for you
on some of the things you have to do and
have to see. But anyway, so you're saying it should
not be a surprise to the employee if they are
being let go.

Speaker 23 (01:15:44):
Correct.

Speaker 30 (01:15:44):
So, if it's managed properly, the employees aware that there's
an issue, and when they're terminated, the most important thing
to do is do it in a way that maintains
their dignity and respect and let's leave the organization and
having an understanding. Of course, there's going to be a
period of time that they're pitched off, but you know,

(01:16:06):
have them reflect back and know that it was handled professionally. Now,
if it's a corporate downsizing and it's a surprise to
hundreds of people, that's a different situation. But I don't
think it's very important not to burn bridges.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Do you work for a large company, I've worked for
large companies and companies as small as one hundred employees. Right,
here's my thing with huge companies. A lot of times
they of course have their legal departments tell them how
they need to let people go so they can have
their asses covered just in case there's a problem. And
sometimes it makes it really really cold how people have

(01:16:41):
to be let go from huge corporate America. And I
get I understand that there are legalities and this and that.
I understand that, but I mean, I think we've all
seen that in other phases of this company's life. Not now,
but like three owners ago. Were they I mean they
I hated the way the other people go. I was
made everyone else not like working here?

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
But now fabulous responsibility.

Speaker 30 (01:17:08):
Yeah, what HR's responsibility is is to bridget between the
legal folks and the employees and the manager.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Didn't I just say they're fabulous when they fire people here?

Speaker 25 (01:17:18):
Did?

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Anyway? Touchy subject, Kathy, Best of luck, and thank you
for listening to us. I do appreciate it.

Speaker 30 (01:17:23):
I love you guys and loved you and die hard.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Oh my god, wow, well I got fired from acting
because of that. I'm kidding, thank you very much. I
received another check for thirty five cents. The other day,
iHeart still bam Man hitting them out of the park
bam box office Gold thirty five cents. My check was
thirty five cents because.

Speaker 16 (01:17:43):
More to mail it it really okay?

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
So if they let you go, Danielle, you were taking
this with you. What is this okay?

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
So this is a rolodex rola de rolodex is from
the old school where you used to, you know, put
your phone numbers and addresses and whatever email address.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Of your contact, my contacts.

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
So I have taken this with me from station to
station when we moved. We moved from Seacaucus and we
were in Jersey City. Because this is so like it
has a lot of information in it. I don't know
if some of it's old.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
But it's in my desk. And if they fire me,
I am grabbing this and taking it with me out
of door.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
I can be honest with you. I don't think anyone
will care.

Speaker 13 (01:18:24):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
No, I'm telling you why because it's written on cards
no one can read anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:18:27):
You know this is going to get me another job.
Lisa still at Columbia Pictures.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Yes she is same phone numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Let's see cores.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
I can work the record companies. They're called phonograph companies.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Bill de Bar's gonna hire me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Look here, he cares, Glynn Miller's manager, stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
I've got a look.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
The vice president of Blockbuster Videos in here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Spot hire me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Oh my gosh, that thing is so heavy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Are not going to be able to run with it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
I am taking this with me. I don't care. There's
got to be somebody in here that wants me. Still
that still works there come.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Oh, look someone from President Carter's office.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Wait, DreamWorks Pictures. This girl's still there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Our friends at Layman Brothers are in there. Yes, you
should take that Rollodex with you. It is a piece
of history.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Mazie's Look the Maze's Parade. This is still the person
who puts together the Maze's Parade. Look, oh, look, can
carry a balloon.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Look at pr people from Oldsmobile Fairlines.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
I want the MTV. Are they hiring?

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
I think you know what? Go ahead, take it home today?
Why wait?

Speaker 32 (01:19:47):
Rollin tech?

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Why wait till you get fired? Taken home today? Hours
of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
No one's got fired.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Radio Shack. Look, do you have a card for Radio Shack?
In there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Stop, it's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I love your.

Speaker 19 (01:20:00):
Daniel looks the vice president of the UPN network UPN
is oh, look, the president of Circuit City.

Speaker 25 (01:20:10):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
I like that. That's a good rollerdecks.

Speaker 16 (01:20:14):
Waking in the morning, Elvis Duran in the morning show,
in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
All right, so we promised you we would do the
audio logo game, and so we're gonna do it. But
that's not the name of it. What name did you
give it? Again, daniel I gotta write this down.

Speaker 9 (01:20:35):
Okay, ready, what brand does that sound from?

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
What brand is that sound from?

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Scary. Play one of the examples and tell me what
brand this is? Remember that? Oh my god, that was
years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I mean, I don't recognize you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Don't you had one? I remember you talking about it.
You'll play it against Gary. You remember the little I
can't you know what it is? Remember that?

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
I do? Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Now, I know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
I know what it is.

Speaker 22 (01:21:16):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Play it one more time unless if Danielle can tell
a st brand is sound from?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Am I winning?

Speaker 24 (01:21:24):
No?

Speaker 25 (01:21:25):
What is?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
It's the way it's But you know.

Speaker 9 (01:21:28):
What gave it away when you did the little head
thing and I saw my little me with his little
head going back and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Forth, exactly, give me one more? What is what is this?

Speaker 7 (01:21:37):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Okay, okay, duh play it again? Who knows it?

Speaker 17 (01:21:47):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
I know, but I made the game.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
So answer exactly what is that?

Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
I don't know. I I realized the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I know, I've heard it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
It's not Intel, right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
No, that's what's true about these What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Straight nite?

Speaker 24 (01:22:03):
I have heard it time upon time again? Really, diamond, diamond, diamond,
you know it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
I think it's a PlayStation No, No.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
It's Xbox xbox.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Game.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
That's it. Why did did your kids come downstairs and
tell us? Tell me what it was upstairs?

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
Daniel's just heard that sound one thousand times?

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
So you hear these sounds every day, and some of
some of the sounds we're going to give you in
a few moments are old because we've been identifying with
audio all our lives. And that's what makes our show
and everything we do at I Heeart very unique, is
because it's all about audio. It's all about how you listen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
What is this from?

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
That's that's someone playing the skeleton's ilophone.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
That sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
So anyway, So uh call us now straight night, awaiting
your call or actually die is here? Even better if
you really know how to connect the sound with the product,
we would love to put you to the test. Gandhi
did a lot of work on this, identifying sounds that
are directly connected with brands and things we love, and

(01:23:16):
of course Garrett worked hard to put them all in
the computer and make sure we had them here for
you today. And let's get going. So A contested number
one is Ryan Online fourteen. Hey Ryan, you're calling from Chattanooga.

Speaker 29 (01:23:28):
Yeah, I'm calling from Chattanooga. How y'all do it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
We're okay?

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
I thought they turned us off in Chattanooga. I'm so
happy to hear from you.

Speaker 29 (01:23:36):
I thought we listened to y'all at one on three seven,
But then I found y'all on ninety five to nine.
I've been trying to win your free money phone tap,
y'all want a rancher my phone when I call.

Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Ryan.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Now we know someone that is listening in Chattanooga. We've
got to reopen those lines. Yeah, absolutely, Well, Look, it's
so good to hear from you. It's so good to
know that someone is in Chattanooga. They hated us that
station hated us all. It's such a great company, but
that particular station. So all right, so Ryan, we know
we are surrounded by sounds connected to products all the time,

(01:24:11):
for instance, but go back to our samples. Scary play one. Okay,
here's one. Here we go and we all identified. That's
your that's your Apple, that's your Mac turning on empowering up. Right,
you've heard that before, right, Ryan, rat what right you have? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:24:28):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Right? Well, now how does this work? Because we have
if he gets three out of five? Right, how do
you want to do this?

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
H that's up to you, guys, how you want to
do it. I don't know if we're doing he gets
money per answer or.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
It all matter because Nate will change the rules as
we go on.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Anyway, n Nate, what are we doing? I need you.
You're gonna pody up. So we're gonna give him all
of these because you have two contestants, you're you're just
confusing me.

Speaker 24 (01:24:52):
No, that's your backup contestant. Don't worry about that. That's
if that's if the line is connection. So you'll go
tell Lillon and that she's a backup. She's the understudy.
How we make the sausage here. All right, you go
through and give them ten dollars every.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Correctic Okay, okay, so can you get okay, for every
sound you correctly identify, Ryan, we give you ten dollars,
and it could have add up to over one hundred dollars. Okay, sweet,
it is sweet. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Here is audio clue number one? What is this? What
sound is that from UH PlayStation? That's right?

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Yeah, noise?

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Ten dollars, big money. So we needs to write this
stuff down. I don't know. Okay, I got you, I
got ten dollars. All right, tell us what sound is this?
What audio logo?

Speaker 29 (01:25:52):
Can I hear that one more time?

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Yeah? All the famous chimes.

Speaker 29 (01:25:58):
Dunne, that's not a dale, is it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
No, it's not. That's the that's the network NBC. Wait again,
there you go. Those chimes have been around since NBC
started in radio, before TV was invented. It's kind of crazy.
All right, let's move on to the next one. Ryan.

Speaker 29 (01:26:20):
I wouldn't answer that one anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Ryan.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Now I'm so old, I feel so ancient.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
All right, Ryan, Okay, I forgive you. Here we go.
Here is audio clue number three. What logo is this.

Speaker 29 (01:26:39):
That's Windows.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
It's actually it's actually Intel, which is on with a
lot of Windows products. But until on board. Okay, it's okay,
we got more coming up. Okay, what logo is this
sound from?

Speaker 34 (01:27:03):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
How many times if you sat down in the theater
and you heard that and it surrounds you in that
big room? Play it again? Scary? I love the sound.
Does that sound familiar?

Speaker 29 (01:27:18):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Do you remember ever hearing that in a movie theater?

Speaker 22 (01:27:20):
Yes?

Speaker 29 (01:27:20):
I do. I heard it my whole freaking life.

Speaker 34 (01:27:23):
But that's not a lion.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
Gate, is it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
No, it's not. But I tell you what a lot
of people have heard it, but they're not connecting it
with the company. The company is a sound company called
t h X. It sounds so cool. I would not
have remembered th h X as well, but I know
I've heard it a million times, Ryan's you know, all right,
here's another audio logo? What is this?

Speaker 25 (01:27:46):
M m.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:27:49):
I know that one?

Speaker 23 (01:27:50):
Oh?

Speaker 31 (01:27:50):
My doom?

Speaker 29 (01:27:55):
That spread?

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
You know what? You're absolutely one company. Now you know
what you got? All right? I'm just happy you got one,
because I'm telling you I would saying it.

Speaker 29 (01:28:12):
Actually, actually that's my second one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
I got, counting Ryan, here's an old school when but
you may get it. What company is this sound logo from?

Speaker 29 (01:28:32):
Mm hmm, either Warner Brothers or lion Gate? Mmm, You're
My final answer is.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
You know, Ryan, You're you're, you're, you're, you're beating around it.
Give it one more time. It is definitely a lion.
But what movie company is it from?

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Picture that?

Speaker 29 (01:28:58):
I can picture the line as you freaking make the sound.

Speaker 25 (01:29:01):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Also famous for a casino in Las Vegas.

Speaker 7 (01:29:06):
It's three letters, one letter three three letters, three letters.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Two of the letters are the same. All right, Well
that that is the world famous MGM lion.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Okay, think that lion's still alive?

Speaker 29 (01:29:24):
No lion, I just im GM.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Okay, we'll tell you what lions Gate I know. But
I'll tell you what. I'll give you five out of
the ten. So you got five dollars on that one.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I feel like I'm working with you here, I'm working
with you. Okay, here we go. These are more challenging
than one. Thing's all right, Here is your next audio logo.
Listen to this.

Speaker 29 (01:29:46):
That's Dale.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
No, No, that's a.

Speaker 22 (01:29:52):
T a T.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
You said it, he said at and he can have it,
all right? We'll give it to you big money. Did
you add it? Did you add that up?

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Or did you got it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Okay? Now, Dale, I mean Ryan, you've said this company
eight thousand times. Let's see if you say it this time?
Here we go. What audio logo? Is this.

Speaker 23 (01:30:16):
One?

Speaker 29 (01:30:16):
More time?

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
That's old? This is these are hard?

Speaker 29 (01:30:24):
Is that a phone? Can I get a hit? Is
that a phone company?

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Uh? Kind of yeah, it's more.

Speaker 29 (01:30:39):
It's alright, delivery for a partner. Just jump out of
the truck laughing at him, because I'm a.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
We need your partner. Okay, it is a phone Okay,
listen to the clue. Okay, it is a phone company,
but it's not a phone company. All right? That is
no Kia right there.

Speaker 29 (01:31:02):
Okay, Yeah, I ain't never said he said that's that
in a million times. I never said no ki.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Okay, okay, Ryan, here we go. Let me give you
another one. I feel good about this one. Here we go.
What is this sound logo?

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Way, the whole thing? What company is that from?

Speaker 29 (01:31:37):
If I don't get this, because I know I'm gonna
I'm gonna throw my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
No, No, don't do that.

Speaker 35 (01:31:43):
Don't do that.

Speaker 29 (01:31:44):
I'm just kidding, you know, what time I hear one
of the movie things. First thing that's coming on my
mouth is lying and I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Yeah, this sound, well, no, it's down the street that
this is from this company, a movie company also has
a TV network. It is a red canine that runs
around twentieth century Fox. That's that's that's twentieth century Fox.

Speaker 29 (01:32:20):
I may get on your on your contest, at least
may laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
You do, We don't know, right, I'm gonna tell you.
We're in the passenger seat with you. We want you
to win. All right. How about this sound? What is
this from? Yeah, it happens when you do something on

(01:32:45):
this app on your iPhone and then you see them
rather than hear them. You see the nose and eyes
on the front of their head. R rhyme for mine.

Speaker 29 (01:33:07):
Hit the damn because I don't even have the damn
my iPhone. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Okay, okay, okay, Well that's that's the sound of the
pick up sound on FaceTime, so showing face time. Okay,
all right, if you don't have an off look at that.

Speaker 29 (01:33:18):
Well, now, now my partner is a day because he's
got an iPhone. He didn't even tell me what.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Oh man, that sounds like a dangerous truck. All right,
I got two more for you. Let's see if you
can get some. All right, Ryan, focus, focus, I bet
you can get this one. What what audio clue is this?

Speaker 29 (01:33:47):
You hear?

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
You play for your friend? We'll play for him?

Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
Yes, they.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
I have one more sound for you, Ryan, And I
know I know that either you or your your friend
in the truck will get this. And it's rude that
I say that. I just have a sneak and suspicion.
You're gonna figure this this one, he knows. Okay, play
it louds Gary. What what audio clue is this? Right here?

(01:34:22):
Maybe also loud? Scary? We'll do it again. Did your
friend hear that?

Speaker 34 (01:34:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
You can't figure out the MGM alayah, but you can
figure out porn home?

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
How much money? How much money did.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
He get out of a possible one hundred and twenty dollars?
Ryan is walking home with fifty five?

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Yeah, let's let's make it an even hundred. Okay, Well
that's nice. We're gonna we're gonna give you a hundred dollars.

Speaker 29 (01:35:09):
Okay, all right, you guys, I appreciate it. Sorry I
didn't do so good.

Speaker 31 (01:35:13):
But it was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Say, Ryan is a fun guy. I love having fun
with Ryan.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
He was awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Ryan sounds like a party and he got porn hubbed
fat yeah or his friend did whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
He was all right, there you go, there it is
porn was awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:35:36):
Is that for transitioning and out of commercials?

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
You know, I'm more of an X tube guy. They
don't have any sounds.

Speaker 16 (01:35:44):
I want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
I'll kill you, mister after party. What is the direction
of today's podcast?

Speaker 16 (01:35:54):
A podcast we rerecord daily when the morning show is finished.
Listen on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you get yours.
The after party, mister Ran in the morning show, Elvis
Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
All right, So I want to talk about something kind
of serious. I have a friend who has another family
member who received a phone call on her phone and
it was a man on the other side saying that
he was holding another member of their family hostage and

(01:36:29):
they were abusing this person, physically abusing him and if
they didn't send money immediately, they would continue, all right,
So total in shock, didn't know what to do, just
kind of froze and then then said, well, wait, how
do I know you definitely have this person? And then

(01:36:51):
they gave this person on the phone, they gave from
my family that I know a piece of really private
information that no one else would know. So okay, sent
the money when in very traumatic, right, And then they

(01:37:12):
couldn't find this person from the family for a while.
Then they showed up. They were just you know, out
of touch. So it was a total scam, right, And
then got to talking with another friend about scamming that's
going on with AI. The voice of people they knew
were calling them saying I need money now, and so

(01:37:33):
without question they would send it. Finding out later they
never called, but someone somewhere got their voice somehow. It
happened several times. There was a person here in New
York City who was built out of over a million
dollars from her savings because someone used AI voice and

(01:37:54):
sent them a message. So, as we sit here with
our voices on the radio every day, never ever trust
anything or anyone ever. Yeah, that tries to threaten you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
It's so scary how reality is just becoming blurred. You
can't trust things you see, you can't trust something you
hear those used to be the reliable sources. Oh, I'm
hearing it with my own ears. Trust be my family member.
I'm seeing it with my own eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
And you're going to do anything you can to help
a family member.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Right, exactly, exactly, And keep in mind talking about us
talking every day. Every time you pick up your phone
and have a conversation with someone, they could record it,
and that is your that is your voice they have, yes,
and it's it's phone quality. But if you get a
phone call phone quality, you won't be able to tell
the difference. So you know, we're living in this world,

(01:38:46):
and you know, rather than just cover it up and
ignore it, you need to be aware of it for sure.
That's why you know. I never pick up I never
pick up a phone call that I don't recognize the
number with or company. And I rarely pick up phone
calls from people that I know. But that's another story.
But that's the thing. Though. People can use your friends'

(01:39:06):
numbers and it'll look like they're calling you and it's
not really them. So this is the world we're living
in right now. And then until electronic companies, until digital
companies figure out how to control it, we're all kind
of swimming in a dark ocean here.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
Yeah, and especially with social media, people post so much
personal information like a family member's secret little nickname or
whatever it would be. AI can get all of that
and put stuff together. Regular scammers can get all of
that and put it together. You just have to be
so careful. But what is a solution to that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Well, like I said, other than legislation and these companies,
digital companies catching up and figuring out how to how
to fix it. Safe words, that's a good idea, yea.
You know, I have some friends from wayback who's who's
whose parents were very very involved, very high up the
chain when it comes to federal policing, we'll put it

(01:40:02):
that way. And there was always a chance that they
could be exploited, and so they had family safe words,
and you don't share them with anyone. Only your family
knows them. So let's say, you know, I get a
call from Gandhi. She says, Elvis help me. I need money. Now,
I'm like, oh really, And if she uses that safe
word in her conversation, I don't know it's real. The

(01:40:23):
safe word. You use it in case you're in trouble. Yeah,
you know, And never divulge it to anyone other than
people in your family, or your closest person in your family,
or with your family. It's a scary world. And another
thing that came out of this conversation is, well, after
I heard about what happened, the people who got the
call said that their other family member was kidnapped and

(01:40:46):
being beaten did not did not report it to the police.
And I'm like, well, why not? We just want to
trauma to end, and there's nothing they can do.

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
I don't know, though, I think if you report it
to the police, if they get enough made, people will
start taking some action, or there will be legislation put
in place or ways that you can track this stuff
that they might.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Work on a little bit more. That's what I'm just thinking, Oh,
it's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
If more of these numbers are reported, then you have
the number of cases that are floating around, then you're
right call to action. But just be careful. You know
this has been going on, especially against the elderly, for
so many years. Getting in touch with them asking for
the social Security number, they just give it to you.
They just they don't think about well, it's on computers

(01:41:30):
now and now people know your name. People can take
everything from you. You just got to be careful and
that's all, and that will all not always work, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Yeah, it's just so crazy. The world that we live
in is so crazy as it is. We just need
extra stuff coming our way. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
I mean, so, I when does it stop? Well, it doesn't,
it doesn't. You just have to find new ways to
combat it. And uh, that's it. Thinking smart, Actually having
conversations with your parents and your grandparents and your kids
and everyone having conversations with each other about what's going on.
I mean, kids is not a fun conversation. I mean,

(01:42:10):
none of us are having a slam bang time here
talking about this, but it's something that should be in
the dialogue with everyone, right, Scotty, what's up?

Speaker 26 (01:42:21):
Yeah, I've been having a problem with Instagram lately. There
are dozens and dozens of fake Instagram accounts with my
picture and my kids' pictures, and whoever's reaching out to
these women are telling them all kinds of stories about
the kids needing operations, this and that. One woman got
scammed out of seventy thousand dollars just three or four
weeks ago because she found the real me and was like,

(01:42:43):
oh my god, am I not talking to you. I'm
like nah, And it's a big, big problem and nobody
wants to do anything about it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
You know. It happens constantly. Yeah, it does. So you
know the offers it's too good, good to be true.
Those go with that, you know. I remember when we
got those stupid emails. I'm the prince of where whatever.
If you send me five hundred dollars, I'll send you
five hundred million dollars. I remember when I got my

(01:43:13):
first email like that, and I actually sent it to
my turning. Is this real? He's like, are you fing crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
It's when they first started, right, And I'm like, I
don't know. This person seems to need some need some help.
I'm like, yeah, wake up, Elvis.

Speaker 9 (01:43:31):
The elderly two are very prone to doing. I remember
back in the day when people would come to the
door and my grandmother would just give everybody money, and
my mother go, what are you doing? Stop giving everybody
money that comes to the door. Who is like selling
something or promoting something? You know, And now they get
you on your phones with the scams, I.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Mean, well, with AI taking over it's it's gonna get worse,
and it's gonna it's gonna get worse in new ways
that we haven't quite wrapped our head around yet. But
starting out right now, just knowing that it's going on,
you know, just just beware. That's it, that's all. Uh,
what's up? Scary?

Speaker 8 (01:44:09):
I remember the time that some scam artists contacted me
and said that they have footage into my webcam and
they said that I was doing salacious things to porn videos.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
And that they were going to release it, and and
and then all I was like, I freaked out. I
contacted everybody, of course, because you know exactly what you
were doing something. Yeah, all you do is you take
that text of the email and you put it into
Google search and you see that that's how you got this.
We all got the same thing. And I sent them

(01:44:39):
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 24 (01:44:42):
But mine scared me because it was just after I
had visited my JO station.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
So I'm okay, okay, thank you, Nick?

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
With that With that said, With that said, just be careful, seriously,
We're done. Be careful and have this conversation with everyone
that you love and trust. You really should.

Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Y'all beonce.

Speaker 13 (01:45:01):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (01:45:02):
I'm Sam Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Ex. This is Juran on the.

Speaker 16 (01:45:06):
Morning Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:45:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
I got an interesting text from Marcia earlier. Did you
find her? Is she on the phone? Yes? Is she okay?

Speaker 7 (01:45:27):
Marcia?

Speaker 29 (01:45:27):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
There she is. It's Marsha. Let's go to Marcia. Twenty
four is the line. Hi, Marsha, there you are.

Speaker 22 (01:45:31):
Hi?

Speaker 21 (01:45:31):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
We're doing great now. We're a little curious. You said, Hey,
you guys should feel lucky. You don't really have an
HR department at the Elvis Dre Morning Show. Well, truth
be told, we really, we really do.

Speaker 21 (01:45:47):
So you'll understand this.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Okay, what did you do at work yesterday? Marsha? What
happened to you?

Speaker 21 (01:45:53):
I was telling Nate. So I worked for my family
my whole life pretty much, and you really can't quit
or get fired. I'll call him sick because they know.

Speaker 14 (01:45:59):
Where you live.

Speaker 21 (01:46:00):
So then I went on and I worked for a
bank for ten years where there is an HR department,
and let me tell you, I got in a lot
of trouble and every time they walked in, I felt
like I needed to be read by Miranda, right. But
then Now, I work for privately owned company. So yesterday
I sent I work in a glass shop, so out
back is really really hot. So I sent an email
to one of my co workers. I'm the sole person

(01:46:21):
that works in this office, but there's like fifteen people
that work in our other location. So I sent her
an email that said, it's hotter than a ball back
in here. I'm pretty sure you're going to have to
surgically remove my pants.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Okay, so in some corporate culture that that's considered a
taboo email. In ours, that's like everyday conversation. But anyway,
so what happened where you worked?

Speaker 22 (01:46:45):
I thought you.

Speaker 21 (01:46:46):
Would enjoy this. So then later on in the day
I looked at my emails, I'm like, oh, I wonder
why Susan didn't respond. Well, she didn't respond because I
didn't send it to her. I sent it to the
company that we ordered glass from that employed like three
hundred people. Well, immediately when I realized this, I called
the company and this vendor that I are. The woman

(01:47:07):
that I constantly work with. Her name is Angie. I'm like,
I'm so sorry. I did not mean to send that
to you. I'm sorry if you were offended.

Speaker 22 (01:47:14):
She said, that's the.

Speaker 21 (01:47:15):
Funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm printing it out and
taping it to my death. Can you just delete it though,
so that the rest of it She's like, yeah, flew it.
So then I called the person I intended to send
it to too then and I'm like, listen, just in
case you get a call from this company, this is
what happened. And she goes, and I'm like, I hope
I'm not in trouble. She goes, that's the funniest thing

(01:47:36):
I've ever heard. Canford me to email? And I'm like, no,
I deleted it. I erased all evidence of it.

Speaker 32 (01:47:41):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 21 (01:47:42):
So later in the day she called me back and says, so,
I called the company, I spoke to Angie, I had
her forward me to email. I printed it out. I
already laminated it. It's up on the wall and the
stop and I shared it with everybody that we worked
with because they were all having such a bad day.
They absolutely needed that. And we think it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Ah, I know she has you talking about hot as
a ball sack laminated on her wall. So if ever
you go in there and like get sassy, whether she
all she has to do. Is pointed to go, remember
that day, I have this card. I can play this
on you right now.

Speaker 4 (01:48:17):
That's fine.

Speaker 21 (01:48:17):
Oh it was. It was embarrassing. But then, you know,
I got really nervous about it because when you say
something and you're like, oh my god, I can't take
that back now, And it went to three hundred people
at one of our major events. Fully crap, You never know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
You never know. And look, you know, we work in
the same sort of situation you work, and where we're
we're pretty much free to say whatever's on our mind here.
You know what I'm saying. Uh, there are times I'm
afraid someone could be listening in or near near us
that we don't know about, and it would it would
curl their hair if they heard the stuff we talked
about here.

Speaker 21 (01:48:49):
Something I mean, what a curled something in my pants
yesterday was so hot that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
The whole point's Danielle.

Speaker 9 (01:48:55):
If we got other jobs, I think we'd be in
the same boat because I'm so used to being able
to say whatever the hell I want to say and
do the things I want to do that I would
probably be in it jars the office all the time.

Speaker 21 (01:49:10):
When I worked at the bank. One of the biggest
things I got in trouble for. And I didn't even
think about it when I said it. But we were
in a big meeting with like ten different branches from
the bank and I made a comment. Let's just say
it was about a gerbil and a paper towel holder.

Speaker 29 (01:49:24):
It was not well received.

Speaker 7 (01:49:26):
Yeah, I love Can we hire her?

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
The thing is, here's how we get away with being
irreverent and really crass is we do it on the air,
and it's considered content.

Speaker 21 (01:49:39):
To work somewhere without an HR department because then there's
nobody to answer to. And when your boss wears more
than a sailor, you know it's you can get away
with it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
But excellent, all right, Marcia, thank you, You're an inspiration.
Have a great day. I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
Elis in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
I was reading some random craft earlier. How middle aged
are you? Okay, you get a point for each one?

Speaker 11 (01:50:04):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
You can't sleep past nine am?

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Oh no, I can. I can see until now?

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
Yeah, see I'm up early. You can't start a movie
past nine pm?

Speaker 7 (01:50:15):
Middle aged?

Speaker 19 (01:50:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
During the week, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
Okay, Daniel, you call your children for tech support.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
I do all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
What's funny is now? And your mom calls you direct
her to your kids? Yeah, cut out the middle of mom.
Uh your middle age. You have a point for each one.
You actually used to fix typos with white out? Remember
that stuff? Who would type on a piece of paper anymore?
How funny? Uh? You've called a thirty year old a kid? No? Okay, Uh? Yeah,

(01:50:50):
I've heard you guys call people kids and they're.

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
Over everybody kids. Fifty year old kid?

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
Hey kid, you talk? You talk about ailment stories with
your friends. N Oh, my god, Nate, Nate, you are
the oldest soul on the show.

Speaker 22 (01:51:07):
You know.

Speaker 24 (01:51:07):
I God, I have cruise control knee. Now do you
guys have this cruise control knee?

Speaker 17 (01:51:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
What is that?

Speaker 24 (01:51:14):
Cruise control is not working in my car, so I've
got to stay. You know, I keep my foot on
the gas. So now my knee hurts because I'm keeping
my foot on the gas. You are falling apart, all right, Okay,
so you get into the point for that. Let's see
Nate is on Facebook but not grinder, middle aged.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
Let's see. Uh, you write appointments on a paper calendar.

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
I don't think anything that anymore. I think Sam. Actually
Sam might do that.

Speaker 25 (01:51:41):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
You're not quite sure how you got that bruise. Okay. Uh,
you gain weight just by being near food. I mean
they do have to eat it. You just gain powder too.
That's middle age. You actually go to a bank to
make a deposit.

Speaker 4 (01:51:59):
Oh yeah, I have a nutcase.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
I'm going to the bank again today. It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
I think he does it for friendship and com do
you have like a bag of pennies?

Speaker 7 (01:52:08):
What are you.

Speaker 4 (01:52:08):
Doing Scotty's two dollar bills?

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
I just like the personal attention.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
My mother she will not do that on on the
phone and she goes, oh no, I don't trust that
something's gonna happen something.

Speaker 1 (01:52:21):
You just take a picture of the whatever. And I
can't believe someone's writing me a check to again with well, Nate,
what what? What money you put into the panic?

Speaker 24 (01:52:28):
You know we're going to talk about Yeah, we're gonna
go talk about a CD today.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
Okay, all right, all right, Uh, you've heard another point
on being middle aged. If you've taken a keen interest
in bunions and corns on your feet, my god, that
seems like a Nate thing.

Speaker 5 (01:52:45):
Oh my god, remember when we had doctor Bradley in
the foot Doctor Nate's shoes were off before the guy
was even in the door.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
Yeah, he's like, let me, let me go. Yeah, and
he told me to tough it out.

Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
He called you a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
Here's one see I have to disagree with this one.
This one. You have a landline. I have a landline.
I got one too. I don't have one, but I
have one because I have really crappy sell service out here.
So it's like I want to be able to Uh. Also,
you can't find your glasses because they're on top of
your head.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
That's me.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
I did it again yesterday. I was looking for my phone.
I was on the phone with a friend, like, I
can't find my phone. He's like, you've you're on your phone.
At least you have a burner. Did you see that name?

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
The other day, you're looking for your phone with your flashlight.
You can't find your phone, and you realize it's the
flashlight on your phone that you've been using to find
your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
And there you go. Exactly all right, So who got
the most points? There was? That by far? All of them?

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Yeah, hello.

Speaker 16 (01:53:41):
El Vista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time, Say peace out, everybody. He set out everybody

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