FULL SHOW: The Day We Read Your Boyfriends' Texts

Gandhi’s friend found a suspicious message to an ex, and it sent us spiraling into stories of hauntings, burned photos, and awkward Raya encounters. We also ask Alex about his nut implant (yep), debate gross words, revisit childhood bus behavior, and talk pen pals, dreams, and health food that actually slaps.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It just always makes me laugh. I mean, I just
I can't get enough of it.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It makes my morning.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I don't even notice that I'm sitting in traffic rapping.
I wake up to the show every day.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
I literally listen all the time.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
It uses up all my data.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I just love their interaction. They really seem to genuinely
love each other.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
Love each other.

Speaker 7 (00:24):
Tell the Sara in the Morning show, let me ask
you this, let's say, and this is from can you
talk about your friend GONDI.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh yeah, let's do what you say.

Speaker 6 (00:36):
I think it comes best from you.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Go ahead, okay, well not name names.

Speaker 8 (00:40):
One of my very good friends yesterday discovered that her
boyfriend of a few years had an interesting text exchange.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
With a girl while they were dating.

Speaker 8 (00:50):
Now, this happened in the very beginning of their relationship,
but the things that he said were pretty shifty. Both
of them have said nothing physical happened the girl because
the girl actually reached out to my friend and showed her, hey,
this is what's going on. So my friend's very upset
about it. The guy is saying, this was so long
ago and nothing physical happened. Yes, it was a crappy
text exchange. I shouldn't have done it, but.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
She's super upset.

Speaker 8 (01:12):
So even though they're happy right now, she's got like
retroactive anger and she's saying she's very much over a
lot of this situation.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
Retroactive anger. Yes, wow, So okay, so they're over two
years into the relationship, yes, right, so obviously it's working
for them, right. Yeah, So this happened at the beginning
of the relationship, Yes, six months in what's the beginning,
isn't it?

Speaker 8 (01:38):
It is the beginning, but they were official, so like
six months being official, he's still doing this stuff and
telling another girl some very creepy thing. I mean creepy
as far as like my friend is concerned. But it
was I think emotional affair. I think that it's not
something you would ever want to see. And her whole
issue now is I just don't trust him. He's not
the person I thought he was. I thought he was

(01:59):
someone else, and now out this.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Huge lie and I but it happened almost two years ago.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, but it happened.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
Oh no, So she's willing to question the relationship and
maybe lose this great relationship over something that happened almost
two years ago. And this guy was obviously not one
hundred percent on board, as on board as she was
at the time.

Speaker 8 (02:19):
Right, So she said, if he wasn't on board, why
would he have tried to make it official with me
while embarrassing me and dealing with this other girl? And
now I'm looking at screenshots of some chick talking to
my boyfriend like he's her boyfriend, and I feel stupid.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Wow, it definitely deserves a conversation, right.

Speaker 8 (02:38):
I know, I'm very torn because I like him. I
like the guy a lot, and I was I felt
because you know, when you're friends with someone, you're like,
oh my god, I feel betrayed too.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
How could he do this to you us?

Speaker 8 (02:47):
So he want to give her the good advice, but
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
I'm torn.

Speaker 8 (02:52):
I kind of understand what she's saying as far as well.
I mean, this started our relationship off with a lie everything.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Now I want to go through his phone.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
I don't trust him now I see that maybe he's
not the person I thought he was.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
So what do you garry?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
I need to like sexy French music? Okay, well, I
here it comes, because this is how he should answer this,
these accusations.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Are you ready? I get Wait?

Speaker 6 (03:14):
So you played a part of the girlfriend and tell
me what you have learned in Morning show Theater. Okay,
welcome to.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Morning Which Elvis.

Speaker 8 (03:27):
I just received screenshots from a girl from a year
and a half ago who tells me that you guys
were having a bit of an emotional affair and that
the whole time you were with me, you were still
texting her telling her how much you miss her, how
you think about her when you fall asleep at night.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
You know, I love you, baby, do you. I would
never do anything to her that was but you did.
That was in the very beginning, when we were both
trying to figure out what we were so I know.
But since then, I've come to love you more than
I could ever love any woman ever.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, well that's what you said then, and now I
don't trust him.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I need.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
I needed to have that dialogue with her to make
me understand how much you mean to me. That was good.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
No, I'm still not about this.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
Come on.

Speaker 10 (04:16):
That's a good one. That's a good one. I needed
to do that to understand how much I cared about you.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Because of that, I love you more than I could
ever love anyone. Had that not happened, I wouldn't love
you as much as I love you right now?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Well, why did I have to find out from her?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
And a texture and thank her?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Her baby?

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Although I never call anyone baby.

Speaker 11 (04:41):
Doesn't make you question other things that maybe he hasn't
been truthful about.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
That's her whole point.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
She said, I just feel like I've been kind of
rocked off my socks a little bit here and now
everything feels like a lie because I would never have
expected he was doing this, especially in that first six
months when everything was so happy, he was doing this.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Now, what's he doing? Like now, I want to go
through his phone.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Now, I want to look at his Instagram account, and I.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Don't you want to go to my phone?

Speaker 9 (05:15):
Here?

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Here?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
You probably then the music.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
There's no winning. Okay, by the way, there's no way
for this relationship to be salvaged from this point of view.
She's never going to believe anything ever, and he is
going to go nut trying to convince her that everything's fine.
If things are fine, we don't know.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
And you said, why are you fronting baby with the.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
French music in the background.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't know, you know what.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
It definitely needs a conversation and you need to get
out in the open. I will tell you just from
personal experience. You know, when Alex and I first met
each other, it was not full throttle for a while.
We were off and on and problems and issues and
other people and whatever. Andrew's cademe a time where it
was like, Okay, whatever happened, happened, let it go because
I'm moving on from this day forward. I know things

(06:08):
are good. I hope they better be. You just have
to have faith that you're okay.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
You just have to.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
And this is why I'm asking you, guys, because I
don't have great advice for her, because sometimes I'm just
I'm a little black and white about things, and I'm like,
you're right, Helied, it's done. But they've been really happy
for a long time. And I don't think that he's
doing those things now. But I absolutely understand her retroactive
anger because she feels like she looks like an idiot
and here she is, like posting pictures with this guy
and he's texting some other chick. I think about you

(06:38):
when I fall asleep at night, like what.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yeah, wow hit the music Scary.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
You without me is like corn Flake without the.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Milk, peanut butter without the jelly.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
And without the burger and without the burger.

Speaker 11 (06:56):
Okay, people are carb free, so they don't like the The.

Speaker 10 (07:00):
Best argument you made was, honey, I had to do
that to understand how much I care about you.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm gonna use that for sure soon.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Don't you think that these tests in life are what
can make you stronger if you let it. But there
has to be a level of trust, and I totally
I cannot take that away from your friend.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
I guess I think that for her it was probably
just more of an issue that she was upset that
it came from some girl and like a side folder
online than her finding out from him and just addressing
it that way because she feels stupid.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Now, well, that girl should not have done that.

Speaker 11 (07:34):
Should all these years later that what I don't understand
is why, all these years later is that girl doing this?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, I couldn't tell you that. I don't know. That's like, hmm,
what's happening.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Relationships are rough, They're tough, they take time, they take blood,
sweat and tears. We all understand that. But at some
point you just have to have blind faith and just
say it's all good. I trust you. I trust you,
you trust me and listen. It is difficult because you
don't want to be played. You don't want you don't
want someone to take advantage of you, of you and

(08:10):
be made to feel like.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
A total imbecile. I get that.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Hey, Line nine is Lily, her husband did this to her.
Let's check in with Lily online nine.

Speaker 12 (08:18):
Hi Lily, Hey, how y'all doing this morning?

Speaker 6 (08:21):
We're doing well?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
All right? So what happened?

Speaker 12 (08:25):
Okay? At first I was I had a fiance and
then I ended up talking to my current husband. I
left my fiancee to be with my husband. We got
together in June of ten, married in May of eleven.
Everything was great. You know, everybody has that one person,

(08:46):
like celebrity wise like, oh, if he ever came up
to me, baby, I'm sorry, but yeah, yeah, I'm on
a cheat or whatever.

Speaker 13 (08:52):
You know.

Speaker 12 (08:52):
Well, anytime someone would always say that to him, she
would be like, no, you're the only person for me.
No one compares to my wife. I thought, oh my god,
I got the perfect husband. Five years later, a kid,
you know, we've got a two year old, and he
was waiting on some email to come through he always

(09:13):
stay on his phone. I went through his phone. I
was like, I'm going crazy. He's always on his phone,
but there's no text messages, pulled our phone records, like,
I felt horrible. He has been emailing different women three
months after we got married.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Oh but you were five years in when you found
the stuff from way back when?

Speaker 12 (09:32):
Yeah, well yeah, about four and a half. It was.
I found out like three days after Christmas, five year.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Anniversary, very close to what happened to Gandhi's friend. Okay,
go ahead, so what did you do?

Speaker 12 (09:42):
Yes, well, I made him leave, and of course I
spoke to my mother and I was like, look, I
don't want to do this, and she was like, if
you love him, sit down, talk it out and go
from there. And the same day I made him leave,
I let him come home and we had a big,

(10:04):
long talk. I mean, I don't think neither one of
thes slept for like two days like it was. I
mean it was rough. And then I ended up getting
pregnant because I was going to leave, and then I
got pregnant with our son, and I stayed. We had
our ups and downs. I had trust issues, I did
stupid stuff. He found out what I had done and

(10:26):
it was just a big, like a big blowout, and
then from that day forward we started over. And now
we're on our third kid. Wow right, Okay, yeah, well,
I mean we've been together almost ten years now, I know,
and you know you're.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Gonna have ups and downs. Some of the ups and
downs you can agree on, and some of them you'll
never get over. But how are you today? And how
are you today?

Speaker 12 (10:50):
I'm okay, I'm okay today. I still have my moments
where like I'll see him on his phone and I
want to go through his phone, and this point, I'm
just like, look, if somebody else wants him, I need
a non refundable deposit because you can't bring him back.
I need some time to deposit because, honey, if you

(11:12):
want him that bad, believe me, I don't just just
tak him off my hands. At this point, like I
don't care.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
You know what, Lily which say, it sounds like as
funny as that is, that you've come to a comfortable place,
you know, and look, you.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Know, it's it's scary.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
It's even with the person that you think you know
and you think you can trust, there's still like moments
you're like oh I don't know. Please don't f me.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Up, you know.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Look, best of luck to you, Lily, and thank you
for sharing your story. It's like that, you come to
it funny. You come to a place where your friend
may be with her her boyfriend, uh gandhi, or they're comfortable,
but every once in a while something will sneak in
and make you go, oh god.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
I just find it very suspect that she came out
of the woodwork.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Now.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
Well, okay, I don't think I was as clear as
I should have been about that. The girl sent the
message a long time ago. It was in a side folder,
so my friend didn't see the message.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Just saw yesterday, like a year and a half after.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
I saw the message yesterday.

Speaker 14 (12:08):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Anyway, I don't want to plan any seeds with anyone
in a relationship at all.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
No, it's so hard.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
It is.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
But look, like I said, they're difficult, they're not easy.

Speaker 8 (12:23):
Mark, You're a much more forgiving person than a lot
of people are, and I mean definitely more than I am.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
No, I'm not. No, No, I'm a vicious bitch when
it comes to this, and I was, and I had
a right to be, and but we got through it,
you know, And who's to say there's not more on
the way. I don't know day by day.

Speaker 8 (12:44):
Yeah, I mean, like I could see I don't know
for sure, but Danielle, you and Sheldon have been married
for how long?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Now?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
A long time?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (12:50):
If you found out that, like yere one of you
guys dating, he cheated on you, I could still see
her being pretty pissed about.

Speaker 11 (12:56):
That right now, of course I would be Yeah, and
what are you gonna do to storm out without without
having a conversation about no, there there'd be a lot
of conversations, one lots, nothing but conversation, all right.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
So remember the best argument is, honey, I had to
do that so that I can understand how much I
loved you.

Speaker 15 (13:19):
I hate you.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
I hate you for that?

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Why are you fronting?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Yeah, hello, Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 16 (13:34):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Tap, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Today? All right?

Speaker 17 (13:41):
Kenley wanted to play a phone tap on her grandfather, Walter,
now good old Walt loves to go to the diner
around the corner from his house. He practically lives there.
Breakfast lunch dinner even when he's not eating. So I'm
gonna call Walter as the new manager of his favorite diner.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
You shouldn't mess with Walter.

Speaker 9 (13:58):
Here we go, see what helps Hi.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yes, my name's mister Gooch egang Uh.

Speaker 17 (14:05):
Yes, I am the new manager around the corner from
your house at Neuba Diner.

Speaker 18 (14:09):
Yes, that's right. Yes, I go there all the time.

Speaker 17 (14:12):
I just took over as manager and owner about two
days ago and just doing some homework on our customers
and the books. And do appreciate you coming in as
much as you do. You look like you're a regular here.
But those free meals you've been getting on Wednesday, we're
gonna have to cut back on those.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 18 (14:30):
What this is going on?

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Why are you going to be cutting back?

Speaker 17 (14:34):
Well, we need to make money before we start giving
away free meals. Now, I know you coming often, but
those freeney meals are not so free anymore.

Speaker 18 (14:42):
Well, maybe I won't come in that often anymore.

Speaker 17 (14:45):
All right, you know there there is always that option.
The bigger option is you take a liking to our napkins.
From what I've been told and what I've seen on
the camera, you like to take some of our napkins home.

Speaker 18 (14:58):
Good little paper dockets. What do you about the paper napkins?
What's what are you talking about?

Speaker 17 (15:02):
Well, yes, those paper napkins do cost money, and unfortunately
I'm not able they.

Speaker 18 (15:05):
Are for your customers. If you customers need the paper
apkins to take the paper apkins.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Well, yes, while you eat.

Speaker 17 (15:10):
But this is not like a game show where you
get to take the napkins home after you play the
game of eating our food for free and then go
home with our napkins.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
So were you You're not gonna last.

Speaker 18 (15:20):
Hurry Loger, you dieter.

Speaker 19 (15:21):
You know?

Speaker 18 (15:21):
Did you call about the sugar packet seat takes? Did
you call me about the ketchup package he takes? Just me?

Speaker 6 (15:29):
It might be the singles out here?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
What's your pancakes serving?

Speaker 18 (15:32):
It is a coolers?

Speaker 9 (15:33):
You three?

Speaker 18 (15:33):
Because nas she always gets three. I understanding it's too
but she always gets three. She get a call like this, Okay,
annoyed about this?

Speaker 17 (15:39):
Not that well, obviously someone's very good at being a snitch.
I'm calling you because you were the one that was
brought up in our meeting today with the serf on
me a snitch.

Speaker 18 (15:48):
Walter listen, you call me Walter Palell. Okay, Walter, this
goes any part of you be calling me mister Walter, sir.
And and you're really working my nerves this morning with
this nonsense. And you're bothering me about napkins.

Speaker 17 (16:01):
Every napkin that you do take that is outside said
meal that you have paid for, I will have to
charge you a dollar twenty five for the napkin.

Speaker 18 (16:08):
Who's deciding what the allotment is for any given meal
for napkins? You got a menu that comes with the
regular menu that says if you have to if you
have a BLT, you get to have four nat kids.

Speaker 17 (16:17):
Well, yeah, I'm gonna have to redoing the menus like that.

Speaker 18 (16:19):
Are you to put you put in a lot bed
of napkins for each meal?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Is that the idea?

Speaker 18 (16:22):
Well? No, just for you, sir, I'm not going to
be charged drapings because I ain't gonna eat your damn
diary again.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
How's that?

Speaker 18 (16:28):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Grandpa?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Should we like what's going on?

Speaker 18 (16:34):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 17 (16:35):
No, Walter, my name's actually Garrett from Elvis Straan in
the Morning Show, and we just phone tapped you.

Speaker 18 (16:40):
So you have got to be kidding me.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
I told you about happy with Yourself.

Speaker 18 (16:46):
Happy with yourself?

Speaker 12 (16:46):
Give me, oh, Grandpa, this is the radio show that
I listened to all the time.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Yeah you no, I know, I know.

Speaker 18 (16:52):
I don't listen to it.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I listened to Howard Alvis.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
This was pre recorded with permission granted by.

Speaker 16 (17:02):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Well look, it's traight Nate.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
What are you eating?

Speaker 6 (17:13):
What are you doing over there?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I just finished my yogurts.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
We have a special guest, my husband Alex is here.
Good morning Alex, Hey, what's up? But he doesn't want
to be on camera?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
How come because I just woke up? Okay, all right, we.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Did too.

Speaker 9 (17:32):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
It's very like reality show TV Diva.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Yeah, like no cameras, no cameras, no cameras.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
For the TV show. Makes no sense anyway. So uh.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
On the previous show, we were talking about how we
took Alex out one night with a bunch of friends
and we were drinking at amah Are, one of our
favorite restaurants, and he told us that that was the
second anniversary of the removal of your testicle, Is that correctrect? Yeah,
it was the left or right? I keep forgetting my left,
all right. So we brought a meatball out and put

(18:03):
a candle in it, and what was.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
The song was saying, happy lost ball, Happy lost ball
to you.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
We lost It.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
Seems kind of like a weird thing to celebrate, but
there's a good reason to celebrate this.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
No, it brings awareness. You know, I'm not ashamed and embarrassed.
You know that I lost my testicle. You know they
replaced it, but an artificial one, and you can't.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Tell we've got questions, Yeah, hold on, hold on, But
you know being a cancer survivor is a reason to
celebrate exactly.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
You know, I have so many friends going through cancer
right now, and you know I want to bring attention
to it.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
All right, And there's no better way than putting a
candle in a meatball and singing happy lost ball in
the middle of a crowded restaurant.

Speaker 9 (18:43):
And it was delicious.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It was so there you go.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Any questions for our guest, okay, Gandhi Danielle, Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
Okay, So when we started talking about the replacement testicle,
the stand in whatever it is that you have neuticle. Yeah,
the neuticle scary mentioned something about it being ping pong
ball sized. Is that a normal ball size? Or is
that big to me? That feels like a big ball.

Speaker 9 (19:15):
Yes, no, that's a big ball. But what they do is, uh,
there's alllle different sizes and they measure your other one
and they swap it in.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
If you want to have one really big nut, can
you get one of those?

Speaker 9 (19:30):
Well, I asked for a brass one, but they said they.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
I mean it's actually it's a it's a display. You
get to like look at them, right.

Speaker 9 (19:37):
No, No, I didn't say it.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I was knocked out.

Speaker 9 (19:40):
The doctor did.

Speaker 20 (19:41):
No.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
No, when you you got to choose your size, though,
you got to choose I remember that.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
No, not me.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Oh maybe I chose for you.

Speaker 9 (19:48):
Were you in the room? Okay?

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, wait, something to follow up to that.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
If you didn't like the other ball, original ball, is
there like cosmetic surgery to make them bigger or smaller?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
In general?

Speaker 9 (20:00):
I don't believe. I don't think that would be a
want to mess with that.

Speaker 11 (20:05):
Is it the same size as your ball or is
it heavier or lighter?

Speaker 9 (20:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:10):
What's the difference?

Speaker 9 (20:12):
You could tell the difference. You know, it's firm and
it's a little bit larger.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
I believe it's like overcooked kalamaro. Are you learning a lot? Okay,
let's let's move over to Froggy. Froggy has a question
for you. He stuck around just because of this conversation.

Speaker 9 (20:30):
I'm so.

Speaker 10 (20:33):
With like regular balls, somebody can just barely graze it
and it will knock you to your knees with the neuticle.
I mean, is it the same sensation or could you
like really take a good like blow to the nuts and.

Speaker 9 (20:48):
I don't have feeling in there.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Okay, so something something like that. No flicky, no flicky,
no hurdy.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Wow, that's a good question now I know that. Uh
straight Innate has a question. He's asking it all morning
and finally he has the opportunity.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
So many Okay, we have time.

Speaker 9 (21:06):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Is it attached to anything?

Speaker 21 (21:08):
Or is it just kind of rolling around like a
marble and a sack? Oh no, no, it's attached one day,
follow up, what is it attached to? Is it attached
to the other ball? It's like a no in your ball. No,
it's attached to something. I don't know what, because if not,
it would go up inside.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
Me or you know?

Speaker 6 (21:25):
That was another question?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Another question, so it is attached.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
I don't know how they attack the follow up.

Speaker 21 (21:30):
That's the follow up question. Uh, you get cold, right
like you. Let's say you're in a really cold water.
Does it stay hanging and the real one retreats inside
of you? Or does it really?

Speaker 9 (21:42):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Yeah, you're very uneven uneven.

Speaker 9 (21:46):
Stephen, They I tip over sometimes.

Speaker 11 (21:48):
Oh god, So wait a minute, can you roll it
around in your hand like a fidget spinner?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (21:52):
I can.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
He's doing it right now.

Speaker 9 (21:54):
I'm doing it right now, making sure it's still there.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Yes, scary now that you have one instead of two,
is there half as much shot?

Speaker 10 (22:08):
I know exactly where you were going, but I want
to know the answer.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
You already know where I'm going with this.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
It's kind of an odd answer.

Speaker 9 (22:15):
It is because I think I produced more.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (22:21):
Ever since the operation, that's been crazy.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
I'm sure there's an explanation behind that, but we don't.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I really don't know what about velocity. Is the velocity
the same or.

Speaker 9 (22:31):
Is that yeah, it's the same.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
We're talking about the principles of inertia.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
Oh, I got another one.

Speaker 9 (22:40):
Look at that.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Oh my god, look at all these questions about your ball.
Where do they insert it?

Speaker 21 (22:45):
Do they like follow that the natural seam on the
on the on the bag?

Speaker 6 (22:50):
No, actually through your throat. They went down through.

Speaker 10 (22:52):
His throat right, No, did you help him?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 9 (22:59):
Actually it's below my belly button to the left side,
halfway down between yes, yeah, my penis and my belly buttons.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
It was laposcopic.

Speaker 9 (23:09):
Yeah, so that's where they went in and removed it
and put the nil in it.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
What will it deteriorate over time?

Speaker 9 (23:18):
You know what? I'm not sure about that, but I
think I got a while. You know, yeah, I'll probably
pass away before my boll does.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
We'll just not push it. Scotty b.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Of course we knew he would have a question.

Speaker 22 (23:32):
Well, I'm just curious are they both the same weight?
Because I'm thinking like a scale. I know that when
I go to terminal.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Five it's already Where are you listening to?

Speaker 22 (23:40):
No, because when I go to terminal five at JFK,
my left ball always dips in the toilet. So I'm
just curious as if if they're ever uneven.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Yes, it is, Why don't you stop going to that
terminal to take a poop.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Because that's what that's where I fly out of.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
Ye, yes, my left, my fake one. Yes, it's heavy
than am I? Right?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Did you did you name it?

Speaker 9 (24:05):
No? Actually I didn't. Should we do a naming contest?

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Text us now Harry text Harry text fifty five one
hundred right now, let us know what you want to
name Alex's ball, Harry ball, Harry ball.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
What they do with the old one?

Speaker 23 (24:21):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (24:22):
Well, they you know, dissect dissected it and uh you
know that's how I found out it was cancer cancer.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
Yeah, so no one wants a cancerous ball?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, hanging out?

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Does hair still grow on that one?

Speaker 9 (24:36):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (24:37):
Okay on the sack? Yeah, I know, but I figured
because there was some surgery.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
I don't know. No, the surgery was up in my stomach. Okay,
you know, blow my belly, but got it.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
This is a powerful, powerful addition of this is a
powerful conversation.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
So does it feel weird when you shave that one?

Speaker 20 (24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (24:58):
There's really no feeling?

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Yeah, okay, cool, is there any Oh well you just
said there's no feeling there, So like certain acts that
would involve that, you don't you just don't feel it
on that side.

Speaker 22 (25:09):
Yeah, okay, wow, So you can get punched in that
ball over and over and just take it.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
You could do.

Speaker 10 (25:16):
You could start like an only fans because people like
to watch people like step on their balls.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You could start.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Didn't hurt.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
I don't want to page for sure dot com.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Let me see if that's available. Punching bag, punching bag
ball man taken, bring is back? Bringing it back to serious?

Speaker 9 (25:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
The serious I think.

Speaker 21 (25:39):
So when you went in, did you know the only
one affected was the left one? Was there a chance
that they might have had to take both of them?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Well they do all the scans beforehand. Okay, you know
they run all the tests. So so my left one
was the bad one.

Speaker 21 (25:55):
Okay, so going forward, is there a chance the other
one might have an issue?

Speaker 9 (26:00):
There's always a chance, you know. That's why you got
to keep on top of it. You know, especially when
I'm in a shower, I feel and make sure that
there's no lumps or anything. And it was that you
felt initially it was really really hard. It was you know,
it wasn't soft, and it was very very firm.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
It felt unusual.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
Yeah, And I kept on saying you know, I don't
feel a lump or anything, but I said, something's not right.
So that's when I made a call to my doctor.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
And it's good. It's good to be proactive if every
other question, don't be embarrassed together and because this could
be an embarrassing conversation.

Speaker 9 (26:38):
And that was the that was the first time I
ever dropped my pants for the doctor to feel my
you're going.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
To say for a guy. So no, it's not thank
you for.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Any more questions, because you guys are when you go
to the.

Speaker 11 (26:54):
Metal detector at the.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, it's not it's not metal.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
Uh, it's silico.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's a silicon saline.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Saline y saline, that's what I mean. I thought it's
been removing saline.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, that's what I thought too. So you got salty balls.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
Yes, I takes a pin and puts a pin there
and pops it and then it will leak.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
That's not let's not try that.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
And you're thought, gandhi was what, No, that's what I
was going to ask if it was possible that it
could rupture.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
See, well, so if you sit here and pound it
with a pound it with a hammer with a frying pan,
think about it. Check and see if pounding your ball
with the frying pan is taken.

Speaker 21 (27:38):
Did they give you any special instructions things to avoid
going forward?

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Like nothing?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Really?

Speaker 9 (27:46):
You know, when I had the operation, I had to
wear this like diaper thing you did? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh I don't remember.

Speaker 9 (27:52):
Oh I got pictures of it. Three days I had
to wear this.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Hey, look up one ball with a diaper and see
if that's available.

Speaker 21 (28:02):
One okay, like a like a like.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
A, Yeah it's available, It's available.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Okay, Well, all right, I think this has been very informative.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
It has been. I learned a lot today.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
I had a ball, just one, all right. Well, thank
you for being our special guest, and also.

Speaker 9 (28:22):
I want to thank all the doctors at Northwell Health
and the hospital you know for my chemotherapy. Everybody was
so great and made me feel very comfortable.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Alex fabulous, nice ball.

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Speaker 5 (29:10):
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Speaker 6 (29:13):
Read this article saying you should have two brazil nuts
every single day. I'm like, well, let's read further. Apparently,
like the miracle.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Nut, right, really are according to the internets, if we
were going to believe them, there are a ton of benefits.
They're high in denium selenium, yes, and they're good for
memory loss. They're good for inflammation, reducing inflammation, supporting brain function,
improving your thyroid function, and heart health.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Well, I still feel inflamed, and I still feel like
I'm forgetting things.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
So but I just started doing this.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
After a year of two brazil nuts per day, I
think I'm gonna be a new person.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Okay, it's good that you're taking two, because they say
too much can.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Be a problem. I'm being very careful brazil nuts. They're
a larger nights anyway.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
So, uh, my point is this, how many times have
you just scanned you know, the news whatever online and
you see this one little thing says you got to do.
You've got to drink one glass of red white per
day and you'll live forever. That's so, that's why the
Mediterraneans are living forever. She's like, okay, so you add
that to your daily thing. I also take the little
baby aspirint, okay, or what low dose, low dose aspirin

(30:25):
to keep your circulation going and write heart.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Attacks and stuff. Right, Oh yeah, I should do that.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
It makes it you can't feel your heart attacks. I
guess I know, but you know what, it just shows
you how we just trust what we read. Oh, well,
to brazil nuts per day? How do I know the
brazil nut counsel didn't pay for that ac exactly? Scary?
What do you take every day because you're read about it?

Speaker 7 (30:46):
I make sure I have one small serving of broccoli
every day because it regulates your blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I read it.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
I read this somewhere and okay, so yeah, all crucifers
vegetables also dark chocolate amazing for antioxy What did.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
You call them?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Crucifer cruciferous, cruciferous dark chocolate. I definitely, you know, I
increased that I only buy dark chocolate bars because I
learned this that that antioccidants are a big thing.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, not regular milk chocolate. Dark chocolate.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Danielle like, what did you read somewhere and you're like
convinced it's gonna keep your life for over.

Speaker 11 (31:17):
A handful of raw tree nuts every morning will put
my make my cholesterol perfect tree nuts.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
I guess that would be almonds.

Speaker 11 (31:24):
I guess, I guess, yeah, I don't know. All I
know is Target sells a little bag of raw tree nuts.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
And they say the word tree nuts are, oh.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Tree nuts.

Speaker 11 (31:31):
And I eat it and it doesn't have anything on
it but the nut.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
You read it, and you read it where where I don't.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Even know, in some like things somewhere exactly. That's it.
Now I'm gonna live forever. My cholesterol is gonna be fantastic.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Because you're eating tree Nut's it? Ghani? What are you
doing every day?

Speaker 11 (31:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Maringa seeds?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Now?

Speaker 6 (31:48):
What are those? I've never heard of them.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
So this is even worse than just reading it.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
One time I went to uh, a Caribbean island and
on Tantiga, and we found a random man on the
street who asked us if we want to take a tour,
soid sure. He picked these things off of a tree
that they call the tree of life, and he said,
if you eat these every day, it takes down your
blood sugar. It does every single thing that you would
want a little pill to do. But it's a seed
off of a tree. It was the worst tasting thing

(32:13):
i'd ever had in my life. I pewd from it,
but then I came home, looked it up online. Apparently
it's true. Bought myself bags of Marina seeds. I have
two in the morning and two in the evening.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You don't vomit anymore.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
No, I just now I'm prepared. So now I just
do a quick choo and I drink and I'm okay.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Wash them down with some brazila nuts. Hey, hold on
line nineteen. Yeah, we're hitting a nerve here, Hi, Kim. Hello, Well,
we're gonna live forever. We're eating brazil nuts and seeds
and the tree nuts. Yeah, hey, Kim, what did you
read that said, Hey, you're gonna live forever if you

(32:50):
do this every day?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
And now you do it every day?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Mushroom coffee?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Okay, so yeah, I've been reading a lot about this late.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Well no, so mush coffee. So what did you read
and what did it tell you?

Speaker 24 (33:03):
So this is definitely one of those.

Speaker 25 (33:05):
I had a cousin that tried it, I think to
lower I don't know, hartbur and stomach issues something like that.
But then once she told me about it, your phone
is listening, I started getting all these ads and I
was like, well, it's supposed to be like an anti
slammatory help gives you.

Speaker 14 (33:22):
Stamina, it helps you live longer.

Speaker 25 (33:24):
It's got seven types of mushrooms in it, okay, and
it's got half the amount of caffeine that you're regular,
so he doesn't give you those.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
You do get a little boost. Now, is it the
type of mushroom that it has a little bit of
a psychedelic thing going on?

Speaker 23 (33:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Okay, And that's okay.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
None of the mushrooms a supposed to tea mushroom tea,
mushroom tea. Okay.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Mushrooms are full of all sorts of things that are
supposed to be good for you. So but you just
read it once and then you started thinking about it,
and as we know, Google, here's us talking about it.
So the ads start coming in and now you're drinking. Yeah,
how long have you been drinking mushroom coffee daily?

Speaker 26 (34:00):
Only about three weeks? Only got three weeks?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (34:03):
See any benefits? Yet?

Speaker 14 (34:05):
I do like it, believe it or not.

Speaker 25 (34:07):
It doesn't have this pungent taste that I thought. It
tastes like an almondy almost like a light watery coffee.

Speaker 14 (34:13):
Do I see any benefits. I really don't.

Speaker 26 (34:15):
I was hoping I would.

Speaker 15 (34:16):
I don't. I don't yet.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Three weeks is too fast. I mean, I think you
need to be doing it. You know, we expect things immediately.
Don't work that way. But you got to get started
at some point. All right, mushroom coffee.

Speaker 14 (34:28):
Do you think I'm gonna live forever?

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Not immediately?

Speaker 13 (34:30):
You know?

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Yeah, you'll live forever one day. All right, Okay, let's
add mushroom coffee to the list. All right, thank you
very much, Kim.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
All right, let's see uh.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Sylvia, Hello, hello, So blueberry We have always heard that
blueberries are chok full of antioxidants. They're great for all
sorts of things. So you eat a cup of blueberries every.

Speaker 26 (34:52):
Day every day. I have to have my blueberries, even
if I have to buy five four five I containers, right,
because I need because they're good for your eyes, which
is it maintains a healthy eye. And I have issues
with my retinas, so that that will help.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Yeah, I got I got some popped retinas too. It's
now hold on, Sylvia, how long have you been eating
a couple of blueberries? Blueberries every day?

Speaker 24 (35:19):
All for a few years now? I don't know exactly
when I started, but I know I hated blueberries before.
Oh I didn't like them, And now it's I eat
them just whole, right right out as a container.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
How are you feeling, I mean, have you feel like
it did anything?

Speaker 27 (35:37):
Well?

Speaker 24 (35:38):
It helps with urinary track infections, gastroom tests, you know,
and it has natural fiber in them, and theyre all right.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Well, cards, more card blueberries. Add a couple of blueberries
to our mushroom coffee and we're good.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
All right, Thank you, Sylvia. I live forever. Now here's
one more, and then we're okay. Hi, Larry, Larry.

Speaker 15 (35:58):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I love you guys.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
We love you too, and I can't wait to hear
what is it you take because you going to make
you live forever?

Speaker 15 (36:07):
I put together a concoction of cayenne pepper, a little
bit of black pepper, a tablespoon of olive oil, half
a lemon juice, and a glass. Sometimes I add apple
cider vinegars sometimes I don't, depends on my mood. And
I drink that every morning on an empty stomach. And
it's supposed to be very good, very good.

Speaker 20 (36:29):
For the blood.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Everything else just mentioned. I mean other than black pepper.
Maybe there's something there too. It's people have been doing
those things daily for a time. You know that all
the field workers in Italy that have to go out
and a harvest olives every day or go work out
in the field, they'll drink a cup of olive oil
to start.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
The day and they live forever.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
The they're all five thousand years old. They're pulling.

Speaker 15 (36:54):
I've read, I've read good things about all those ingredients.
I decided let's just put them all together. Because every
day you read you know.

Speaker 18 (37:02):
This is good for you.

Speaker 14 (37:03):
That's good for you.

Speaker 15 (37:04):
I'm like, okay, let's put it all together in one
concoction and just have it every morning.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Now, how long have you been doing this?

Speaker 15 (37:12):
Probably six or eight months.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Okay, are you feeling anything different? Because relatively short amount
of time for these things to kick in.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
You know that, you know, you.

Speaker 15 (37:21):
Don't really feel much different. But even though I sound
kind of nasily now, I don't really get colds or anything.
So the other thing I didn't like this in my text.
But the other thing that I take is the I
don't know if you've heard of the garlic and honey
remedy where you ferment garlic in in honey for months

(37:43):
and I take that on the onset of a cold
or something, and I have very little cold symptoms after that.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Well you know what, And there you go. Honey, honey
and garnic. Those both are known as very healthy things
to do. I tell you, you know, they say you
have crazy allergy issues. You should be eating honey that's
from your area because it has to do with your
bees in your area, that has to do with your pollen.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
It's a little local honey honey thing.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
All right, add all that stuff to our list. We've
got lots to eat and drink every morning. We're gonna
stink like a salad, but it's good. Larry, Thank you,
live forever man, and I love that you listen to us.

Speaker 15 (38:21):
You guys are my alixir for a bed morning every day.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
We're like your brazil nuts in a way.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Well, thank you. And you learned all this on TikTok
right on, Yeah there you go to TikTok. I'm sorry
doctor TikTok. All right, thank you very much, Larry. Have
a great week whatever is left of it. I love that.
All right, do what you want to do. I like
people texting and I eat a stack of pancakes every day.
That's a good one, it'll be you know what, There's

(38:49):
something to be said for doing that because it makes
you happy, and happiness is good for you as well.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Ever, wondered what we look like. Do you think I
look in bread?

Speaker 11 (38:59):
I do.

Speaker 16 (39:00):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show Elvis.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
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Speaker 16 (39:06):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
All right, I'm gonna tell you right now. This is
you can get kind of rough.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Uh oh, where.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Is I reading this? Hold on?

Speaker 16 (39:20):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Here we go the top ten grossest words in English.
I mean, this music is so perfect, and now it's
time for the top ten grossest words in English.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Sort of fact.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
These are so gross. One of them.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I can't I'm not gonna use I can't use it.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Oh so this is nine of the grossest words in
the English language. I mean, it's just that one word
that you hear.

Speaker 10 (39:48):
That this just makes you yes, oh yes, yeah, Gandhi
give me one.

Speaker 8 (39:53):
Okay, So it's not it's not as gross as what
I pictured in my head. But the word viscosity when
it has to.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Disgusting.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Daniel, what word.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Oh, I can't say the word.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
You know what word it is, because whenever you say
go say it, I'm not going to say it.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I'm not oka say.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
Froggy the grossest word in the English language for you.

Speaker 10 (40:20):
The other day, I was on the phone with a
customer service rep talking about my water heater was doing
something wrong, and the person used the word discharge.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I hate the word discharge. It is a disgusting words.
I know you can be discharged from the hospital. I
don't care.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
I hate that word, right exactly. It's all right, But
by the way, on this list in front of me,
none of these.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Have made it.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
What about flem number two on the list?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Okay, so that's on there?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
All right?

Speaker 6 (40:54):
All right, I'll go ahead and give you the list. Ready,
should we count them down?

Speaker 14 (40:58):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Now from the top puss.

Speaker 8 (41:04):
Oh yeah, I have a question about that word, the
word puss. So when you're talking about something that is
puss filled, it would be like a pussy wound, right, yes, yes,
how do you spell that?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Okay, number two wondering.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Number Number two on the list is phlem, the number
three seepage.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah, that's a gross one.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I feel like that's in the discharged family.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
Let's let's not take it to the extremes. Number four,
here is another word that really bothers. Uh, froggy, And
that's the word moist. I think, I think if a cupcake,
I'm fine. Some of those muffins and Daniel's kitchen.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Oh yeah, get my muffin out.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
The number five word I cannot use in the air
and I won't. Oh. Number six fester.

Speaker 11 (42:04):
Oh yeah, faster rhymes with molester, so you just just
the two together.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Maybe fester actually is a It means like, don't let
something bother you for a while. Don't let it fester?
Is that what that means?

Speaker 8 (42:18):
I'm geture, like build up, like mold festering on some
bread and a bag.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Guy, guys, I know I'm being really serious. Let's just
calm down.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Really.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Can you look up the word fester for me someone?

Speaker 8 (42:31):
Yeah, so it says if you're talking about a wound
or a sore, it becomes septic.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Oh, so that's what festering means.

Speaker 9 (42:37):
All right.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Moving on, the next word after fester is mucus.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Okay, okay, you know what, I think.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
We've sort of sensitized the word mucus. The next word
is ooz ooz ooz is fine.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
Number nine putrid, very true, very descriptive, putrid.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
And number ten something a lot of people eat every day. Curd. Oh,
because she's curds then, but yeah, I love. There's nothing
better than cheese curds. You go out to the fair
and you get the cheese curds.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
Hell.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Yeah, there are other words like lougie and secrete. We
don't have to go.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Second one.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
And you know what discharges on this list too?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
There froggy.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
There you go, sick, here's what I love.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
That's easy.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
There you go anyway.

Speaker 10 (43:32):
Uh, we almost got through the entire list. But there's
some that even we won't use. That really tells you that.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
We are a class act.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yeah, look at us.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Look at us.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
We are so classy.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
We use this, We use this word responsible responsible broadcasters
to use those words off that list.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
The word that you couldnt say, could you do?

Speaker 19 (43:55):
A rhymes with no, no no no no no no
no no.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
I want to answer the phone.

Speaker 16 (44:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 6 (44:04):
All right, scary brand new phone tap. What's it all about?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
John wants to play a phone tap on his roommate Rebecca.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
Rebecca is an amateur voice impressionist and she earns a
living doing her impressions at parties.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
She recently booked a huge corporate event that's going to
pay a ton of money.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
So her roommate John wants me to call her and
do a second audition for me over the phone.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
So this is what she does for a living. She
does celebrity impersonation, yes and John all ready parties?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yes she does.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
And John also he provided me a list in advance
of all the voices she excels at.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
So I'm going to try and get her to do those.

Speaker 9 (44:34):
All right, This could be a very odd phone tap.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
Let's see what happens.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Hello, Hi, can I speak to Rebecca Lolatti Please?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
This is Rebecca Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Hi, this is Thomas Milfin from Negro Has Everything.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
Oh Hi, you supposed to be doing our corporate gala.
I figured I would call up and see, uh, you
know what you got in your a little bag of tricks?

Speaker 20 (45:00):
I actually did. I came down in person and I
did my entire ads for Steve, and Steve.

Speaker 23 (45:07):
Booked me for the job. We're all set to go.
I did the audition and Steve Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
Steve is more of a financial guy. He's a little corporate.
There's gonna be like five hundred people here, and uh,
you know, I'm the pop culture guy.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
So I wanted to see what you had. So how
do you do? Lady Gaga?

Speaker 23 (45:23):
You just want me to do this on the phone?

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Yeah, yeah, just like this on the phone. It's totally fine.
So how would you do that?

Speaker 23 (45:30):
Come only Joey? I mean, like I do a parody
of it. So I'm not really sure.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
About you tone deaf? Are you?

Speaker 19 (45:40):
No?

Speaker 23 (45:40):
I'm not tone deaf?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
How about Sharon Osborne?

Speaker 20 (45:44):
Okay, yeah, I did this hold it where she's on
the X Factor. It's like, no, you're not going to Holywood.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
She give no talent, but you are.

Speaker 20 (45:54):
Coming home with me. I'll put Pin but lerr doi
nos and make it tall. I mean, like, I don't
know why I do that in front of your guests.
If you wanted me to do something like that, that was.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Marginal at best, Like that's what. Yeah, I didn't. I
don't know.

Speaker 20 (46:12):
You weren't bringing it, you know, Oh I was definitely
bringing it.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I mean I was I need something for the older
people at the party.

Speaker 20 (46:19):
Oh, Betty White, I mean, oh, hello, oh I'm Betty?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Why does.

Speaker 27 (46:29):
Am? I?

Speaker 7 (46:31):
I don't mean to offend, but if I wanted someone
to sound like that, I could wheel my grandmother in
and she could probably do a better Betty White impression.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But I'm not trying to being here.

Speaker 23 (46:39):
But that is stinging.

Speaker 20 (46:41):
Actually that's Steve. I already did this for Steve and
he was really happy with it.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Well, Steve's really happy when he has any human interaction.

Speaker 20 (46:49):
Well, uh, okay, well let's see here.

Speaker 23 (46:51):
I could go through I do cartoons.

Speaker 20 (46:53):
I could do that, im an I'm black tension and then.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Who's that supposed to be?

Speaker 9 (47:03):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (47:04):
Did that was Lisa Simpson?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
That was Lisa?

Speaker 20 (47:07):
Yes, thank you?

Speaker 23 (47:09):
On the air?

Speaker 13 (47:10):
They know?

Speaker 20 (47:10):
How can I interest you?

Speaker 27 (47:11):
And know what will we?

Speaker 23 (47:13):
I don't know?

Speaker 20 (47:14):
But can I think about it?

Speaker 7 (47:16):
Can you do like dirty cartoon characters? Can you like
curse as them?

Speaker 26 (47:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (47:21):
If you?

Speaker 20 (47:21):
I mean, if this isn't rat that, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I could be like.

Speaker 20 (47:24):
Ow Pina, I don't get out open, I don't get stupet.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
You know, I gotta be honest. I don't know if
this is going to make the cut. You're not really
convincing me very much.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Really, well, I'm.

Speaker 20 (47:36):
Just saying, you know, I already did this with Steve.
I'm not tone deaf.

Speaker 28 (47:40):
I have an entire act.

Speaker 20 (47:41):
You were throwing things at me on the.

Speaker 23 (47:43):
Telephone when I came in.

Speaker 20 (47:45):
I was there for over an hour. I costumes I.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Have What impression? Is that right there?

Speaker 20 (47:53):
That's not an impression. That's me telling you I'm not
sure why I'm auditioned again again, this is this is foolish.

Speaker 23 (47:59):
I have the job like.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
I was supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Is that supposed to be Chloe Kardashian.

Speaker 23 (48:04):
No, I'm not doing an impersonation.

Speaker 20 (48:06):
I'm telling you that this is me, this is Rebecca.
And I'm telling you right now, Tom that I already
did this for Steve. He books me for the job.

Speaker 23 (48:14):
So I don't know why.

Speaker 7 (48:14):
I'm friend probably gave you all the confidence in the
world to do these impressions.

Speaker 20 (48:19):
And I'm actually hired through an agency.

Speaker 23 (48:22):
I'm actually hired. I have an agent.

Speaker 20 (48:23):
I have an agency.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Can they hear well?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I mean I know that.

Speaker 23 (48:28):
I sound like these people.

Speaker 20 (48:29):
I get hired all the time, okay, and they always
like what I did?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
What about Drew Barrymore? Can you do Drew Barrymore for me.

Speaker 20 (48:36):
I'm not going to jump through your hoops and be
insulted by you.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Okay, that comes up linting.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
No, come on now, Drew Barrymore in three two one,
Take it away one.

Speaker 27 (48:44):
You all on all of.

Speaker 20 (48:46):
My impersonations, so I don't understand why.

Speaker 23 (48:48):
You need me to do one more.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Show me the funny.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Come on now, show me the funny, show you the funny,
Give me the funny.

Speaker 23 (48:53):
Are you really saying that?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Give me Barrymore?

Speaker 23 (48:55):
It's a visual.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
I'm sorry, we're gonna have to cut you. Just call
to make your d tell him that you're can work
your waitress job that night.

Speaker 20 (49:01):
Okay, okay, you know what.

Speaker 26 (49:03):
That's rude.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
That is speak the truth. Are you not an out
of work actress?

Speaker 23 (49:06):
Come on, this is that is inappropriate.

Speaker 20 (49:09):
You should not say that.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Do you have a seat on the casting couch? Some
ob it to see you a second.

Speaker 23 (49:13):
You idiot.

Speaker 20 (49:15):
I don't want to have to deal with people like you.

Speaker 23 (49:19):
Do you know that I don't want to deal with.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
But you deal with people like your roommate John, who
just phoned at you.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
What Sorry, this is scary Jones Melvis Terran in the
Morning Show, Are you kidding me?

Speaker 27 (49:37):
You have such a jo I am good.

Speaker 23 (49:39):
Actually, job.

Speaker 20 (49:42):
Idiot, No, it's it's totally cool.

Speaker 15 (49:44):
Nobody, nobody in your own media and listens to this.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Elvis ter phone tap.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 16 (49:54):
The Elvis Oran phones have only on Elvis Terran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
In the Morning Show, it's.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
So weird, you know, it's so obvious that we have
this universal connection that we truly cannot explain. Our energy
is connected. We're connected through the stars, to the ocean,
the waves, the whatever.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
I just know it's the same as you know, if
you work in an emergency room at a hospital, you
know that on a full moon night, you're gonna have
a full house because everyone goes a little nutty and
ends up in the emergency room with a light bulb
up their butt or whatever. I don't know what. So
last night I was having these crazy dreams, wild dreams.

(50:45):
It was a restless night, and in the middle of
the night, look, Alex likes to mess around with me,
and you know, he's just a prankster whatever. In the
middle of the night, I guess he went he got
up to go to the bathroom and he was coming
back and he started like hugging me and like tickling me,
and then I'm like, get off of me, go to bed.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
So he went to bed.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Come to find out later he never got up in
the middle of the night. Was someone was like diddling
with me?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Well, not in that way, but it was. It was
as real as real could be. I was hugged by
a person last night in my bed.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Don't people say they've had sex with ghosts? So maybe
this was a huggy ghost.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I don't know.
So I'm convinced someone was visiting me in my sleep
last night.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Wow, it's e.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
Was it like a nice, warm feeling hug or were
you kind of creeped out by it?

Speaker 6 (51:38):
No, it was more of like a you know, it
was like like a prankster thing. It was more like
a hey, I'm like get off of me. Go oh wow,
so weird.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
And then Danielle went for a bike ride with her
or what was out with her kid?

Speaker 6 (51:51):
Yes night?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
What did you see?

Speaker 11 (51:52):
So we were driving a soccer practice Preston and I
and we both look at each other at the same
time and I go did you just see that?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
And he said yeah, and he goes, was that a
real person? He goes, I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
It was this weird person with a white like their
face was so white, driving a bicycle over a grassy hill.
And I said, first of all, you don't ride a
bike over there, and second of all, that's not a human.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
And he's like, oh, I totally agree with you. He goes,
that was so weird. So I am convinced we saw
a ghost.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
So, Daniel, are we convinced that last night was the
night that they are trying to reach out to us?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Maybe someone's out there trying.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
To reach out to us and make connection. I'm telling
you right now, it's as real as real convened. Yeah,
it's never happened to you. You don't believe it, I
get it. I understand all right. Any nay sayers on
the show.

Speaker 8 (52:41):
Oh no, I fully believe you guys are being visited
by ghosts and it's freaking me out.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Of course Nate doesn't believe it. Oh well, listen, who
was probed by an alien?

Speaker 21 (52:49):
It one truerew You guys didn't have any sort of substances,
You didn't have any wesses lemonade or anything he didn't like.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
My twelve year old son had wax his LeMond.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
No no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
We had a quiet night and went to bed. No no, no, no,
I'm telling you there was someone visiting me in my
sleep last night. I'm telling you there was someone dead
driving a bicycle in front of Danielle and her son
were telling you, all right, all right, don't believe if
you don't want that's okay, fine, Look at you're not
saying a word.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Hold on, I'm not doubting you at all. I'm not
doubting either one of you. No, I really am not.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
You know who doubt this?

Speaker 11 (53:27):
My husband, he doesn't believe any of this stuff. He
doesn't want to hear what he doesn't believe. I'm like,
whatever you have to. My mother said when she dies,
she is going to haunt the hell out of him
so that he finally believes.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Well, you know, here's the thing about believing this.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
But these things have happened to me from time to time,
and I'm still not one hundred percent convinced.

Speaker 23 (53:49):
I know.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Well, no, it's just maybe that's it's that part of
me that just doesn't want to go all the way
and believe it.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
And it's happened to me so much that I have
to believe, Like in my mom's house going down those stairs,
where some things stopped me from going all the way
down those stairs and I just couldn't go any further.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I don't know what it was.

Speaker 11 (54:06):
And then in the middle of the night, the footsteps
that I always would hear that I am stuff, there
is there is stuff.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
There's stuff you, yeah, frog what I was never really
a big believer, and one of the one of the
most real ones I encountered was at your house when
I saw the little kid in the window. I know
that I saw what I saw. Nobody could ever convince
me that I didn't see it. And number two, you
can't explain it. So since I can't explain what happened,
that's why I do believe.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
It's the little kid in the window. I haven't seen
that was weird, man, And I don't think that was
a kid hugging me last night. It felt more like
an adult.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Sorry, maybe tonight they're going to go to first base.

Speaker 16 (54:40):
You don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
I don't need that, all right, Okay, With that said,
we move on. The reason I bring it up I'm
wondering if anyone else out there had like a weird
thing last night, and they're like, well, I'm not gonna
tell anyone because they'll think I'm cuckoo, like those cuckoos
on the radiouit, bunch of fruitcakes.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Whatever'shi.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
I don't know if this counts as a cuckoo experience,
but I told you, I've been having some really strange
dreams lately. I had one about Nate right before he
stepped on the whatever sea urchin.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Yeah. So the other day I was taking a nap.

Speaker 8 (55:10):
And I just had this really strange feeling because there
was a pick just standing up, like a hair pick
standing up on.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
The teeth of it by itself. So I was like, oh,
that's weird. It just woke me up. So I shot up.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
I go into the bathroom and my comb was sitting
the exact same way, Oh, just standing on his teeth.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Why one of those weird.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Stupid things.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
You just can't explain it, so you just move on,
but you know something's going on.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
One Hi, Phil, Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 27 (55:35):
Guys?

Speaker 13 (55:35):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Well, you know, having one of those weird mornings trying
to explain things that happened to us last night. So
Phil does paranormal investigations. Oh, I love that I do, right,
So Phil, I mean, is it common for a lot
of people to experience the same, like the same type
of thing on the same night, Like there's something going
on everywhere universally.

Speaker 29 (55:55):
And it could be because of the fact that there
is a full moon out It also away that's the
veil is a lot less, so more spiritual things can
happen that type of way. So some stuff like that
can happen.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
I think it's strange. What's the last thing you saw
in your line of work that made you go okay
once again, proof it's right here.

Speaker 29 (56:20):
So one of the things was I actually was in
Katie's Pub and that's out in Long Island and wound
up happening was I let my rampods sit down. It
started flashing constantly, and I kept asking the.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
Ghost questions what was flashing?

Speaker 29 (56:32):
What It's called a rempod. It's where the magnetic field
gets interrupted. So when that magnetive field gets interrupted, lights
will flicker. I was communicating with the spirit that way,
and then after a while I felt something grab my
shoulder and drag It's hand right down my back.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Now do they do they sell those on Amazon?

Speaker 29 (56:50):
I want you could get it on Amazon or ghost
shop dot com.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Oh really, hold on? Oh my gosh, are you like
Edd and Lorraine from The Unduring? Do you do stuff
like that?

Speaker 27 (57:02):
No?

Speaker 29 (57:03):
I didn't dive that deep into that because I kind
of stay as far away as negativity as I possibly can,
because if you get something demonic that comes near you,
you're never getting rid of them.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Yeah, it look scary, still works here, you know what.
I'm all right, Well, look, thank you for listening to us. Phil,
have a great day, stay stay safe out there because
you don't know what. Thank you very much, Kates, have
a good one.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
It's whack a doodle time.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
It is whack a doodle.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Time, so hard.

Speaker 16 (57:34):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (57:42):
What are you eating? You're eating some sort of food, Froggy,
What are you eating? What do I eat every day?
Peanut butter cru peanut butter, peanut butter crackers.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Oh you know what I had yesterday? What are the
candies that are really they're like really part on the outside,
but they get sweet as you eat them. So Pat yeah, yeah, yeah,
I had some of those. I could eat an entire
bathtub of those.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I love him.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
What an invention.

Speaker 10 (58:09):
Your teeth hurt after there's so much sweetness on the
outside with the sour candy. Your teeth hurt when you're
done eating those.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
I know, I love a good toothache. Hey, look, you
know me, I'm I'm not one of those guys that
like to go to clubs, flashy clubs. You know, bottle
service with sparklers coming out of the top of your vodka.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
You don't like a good red rope.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Oh my gosh, this is all scary dream right.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Here that way.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
But I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
I don't need it. I've done that, been there, it's
no big deal. So now there's a club in New
York City called Garsong. Have you heard of this? No, no,
you guys. When a man shows up at garson and
he is ready to go in the club, he has
to put his card in an ATM reader to see

(58:54):
how much money he has in his account, and I
do believe it's a minimum of fifty thousand dollars. They
won't let I know it's it's it's silly, So they're saying, basically, hey,
come on in. All the guys here are worth at
least fifty grand in cash.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Which is silly.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Let me tell you you're not riff raff right now,
there's a lot of there's a lot of rich riff
raff out there. I wouldn't get into that, but but
it's true. Okay, another reason not to go to that club,
I guess. But I don't know what a weird what
a weird way to select who can come through, right?

Speaker 8 (59:29):
I just have a feeling that everybody inside is insufferable,
Like if you're trying to go to a place like
that where they they're making you prove some type of financial.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Worth to out, like dictate if you're actually worth coming in. Goodbye, no,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
I want to hear a conversation between Gandhi and Danielle,
like just two girlfriends who are like trying to make
plans for the weekend, and then Gandhi lets Danielle know
of this club, Okay, and let's let's hear what a
shallow conversation would sound like.

Speaker 11 (59:57):
Okay, go cool, cool, all right, So I know, oh,
we have all this time on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Do you think we should like go out, maybe a movie,
dinner show. What do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
I don't know, Danielle. Sounds like that's where a lot
of poor people hang out. I've heard of a club
called what's it called Garson Gars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
That sounds so fancy. Tell me about it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Well, to get in, the men have.

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
To prove that they're worth at least fifty thousand dollars.
Sounds like a party.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Oh, we can go take advantage of some men that
have money at.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Least fifty thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Are there a lot of zaddies there?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Probably not, Danielle, Probably not.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
And there you go, ladies, gentlemen. That was fabulous acting, Danielation.

Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
Girls.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Now that's the thing. Fifty grand.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
So here's another thing.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
I'm not putting my card in any card reader at
a club. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Gary, what did you want to say?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
My question is, well, what are the women bringing to
the table? What do they have to do to get
into this club?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Do they we just have to show up?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
No, birbring and boobs?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
And it's so? Is that it so?

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
It's basically so obviously they don't have to put their
ATM cards in?

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
But what are they?

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Oh no, no, no, I mean the final.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
It's like it's along the lines of Ladies Night, ladies
getting free, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Lady, Yeah, Yeah, it's gonna be all show people in there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
That's exactly it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
You think every Instagram model that ever thought they were one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
So there you go.

Speaker 11 (01:01:27):
If you want to get with an Instagram hotty for
the night, that's where you go, flash your bucks and
you got something.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
You know, it's all about this status, which you know,
fifty grand in a checking account. To me, I don't
I don't know. I don't consider that any kind of
status that's of note and worthy of anyone's attention. But
that's just me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
What is that way dating site?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Nate Rayah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
That Ryan Rayah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
You have to have basically just status. I guess.

Speaker 21 (01:01:53):
I mean Scotty B and I were talking about it
the other day. I guess they even check your Instagram
to see if you have a lot of followers, and
they check to see your contacts and your contact list.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
To see if you have friends that are in Rayah.

Speaker 11 (01:02:05):
Doesn't that bother you though, because then you think that
people are going after you for the wrong reasons, not
because you're a nice guy and you know you have
a good time. But because what you can give them exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
You bring the bubs, I'll bring the cash.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Sounds like sounds like a healthy relationship in the word,
I will say that we all know someone who I
don't know if he's still in Rayah, but he was,
he was, he was on the Riah dating scene. We
all we work with this person.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
That's he met his significant others.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Okay, well you're not getting out right now.

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
It's someone that we work it's some way we work
with and it's not someone who you listeners would know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Okay, we're good.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Okay, Now my question is why would he want to
join that? Why would anyone want to join it? What
are you thinking? Like, I want to join Rayah because
you have to have a certain status. So you're eliminating
a pool of people. Who are you eliminating if you
join a riyah or you go to a club that
makes you have fifty grand in a checking account?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Do I have a question about it?

Speaker 11 (01:03:14):
Do you does the woman need to have the same
type of status as the guy?

Speaker 18 (01:03:19):
Is it?

Speaker 23 (01:03:19):
Like?

Speaker 20 (01:03:20):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:03:20):
So no?

Speaker 11 (01:03:21):
Because I was thinking if if that was the case,
then I can understand maybe if a guy is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Looking for hot that's what they do. Hot women and
rich girls.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Okay, it started out differently, didn't it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
Like it started out where both people needed to have
some sort of status, and then I think it morphed
to Okay, girls just need to be hot and guys
need to be something.

Speaker 9 (01:03:40):
Well.

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
I think the people who are defending this are saying
that it shows that you maybe you're financially stable or
financially responsible, is what they're That's what their argument's going
to be.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
Okay, don't get medory for saying this, but it is
fifty thousand dollars financially stable.

Speaker 10 (01:03:54):
No, I agree with you, but I'm just saying that.
I think that's what their argument is. That that's how
they draw the line. Where do you draw the line?
Is it fifty?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Is it one hundred? Is it fifty? Is it a
half a million?

Speaker 20 (01:04:03):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I don't know?

Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
Well exactly. And you can't see one account from a
person and just automatically assume you know everything about their
finances from that right right. You know, they could be
in debt, they could have they could be someone else's money.
You don't know, dollar like, fifty thousand dollars is a
lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I'm not I'm not saying it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
I'm just saying that's a weird way to prove that
you're datable. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
But my question again is this, Who is being eliminated
by having rules like that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
A lot of probably a lot of really great people.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
Yeah, exactly, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Yeah, not cool, right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
I like this text.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
These clubs are eliminating the scrubs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Okay, toc in the house.

Speaker 11 (01:04:46):
Oh, we have somebody that works on our show that
is on ray I just found out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Can I say her name is on Riya Riya?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 27 (01:04:54):
Do they do?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
They want you to say that? Do they want to
be known?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
I want her show?

Speaker 10 (01:05:02):
Abby, get her in here, hold on, now, hold on?

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Does she want to talk about this? I don't want
to make her.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Janna told me she was on it, and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Then no, Danielle, no, no, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Abby is fine with it. She said it's fine, she's fine.

Speaker 11 (01:05:20):
She said she'll come in and talk about it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
Okay, Well, Deanna's not Abby, but she asked her Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
That's okay. Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Scotty, turn Scotty on.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
What's up?

Speaker 30 (01:05:35):
You know.

Speaker 22 (01:05:35):
I tried, God, they won't let me on. I tried,
I've been, I've been, and they say, I've been in
limbo for three months.

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
It's wrong with you that you can't join RYA.

Speaker 9 (01:05:44):
Nothing.

Speaker 22 (01:05:44):
They just said, we're checking you out. You're limbo and
I've been there for three months and they won't let
me in.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
That's awful.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
On extreme coupon and kicked you right off.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
It's probably there you go. All right, Hi, welcome to
the shot. Are you okay? Are you comfortable talking about Yeah? Sure, okay,
get close to that microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
We're going.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
So how long? How long ago did you join RYA?
And why did you select Riya?

Speaker 14 (01:06:11):
So I'm not still on.

Speaker 31 (01:06:13):
I deleted it because I started dating somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
But did you meet them there?

Speaker 13 (01:06:19):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:06:19):
I did not, but I downloaded.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
I heard hold on, hold on, we're having wait, hold on,
we're having Mike. Mike, you have a limp mic Yeah. See,
I wouldn't let you and Raya because anyway, anyway, go
go ahead, Abby, I apologize.

Speaker 14 (01:06:36):
No, you're good.

Speaker 31 (01:06:36):
I downloaded it because I heard that a couple of
actors that I'm in love with were on.

Speaker 14 (01:06:43):
The app, so I downloaded it. To see if I
could find them, and I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
Did you?

Speaker 14 (01:06:48):
Sadly? I did not?

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Can we find out who they are?

Speaker 14 (01:06:52):
Can I say?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Absolutely?

Speaker 31 (01:06:55):
Paul Meskal and Nicholas Galaxy? Oh okay, yeah I did
find them?

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Well okay, but so you were in you were on Rio?

Speaker 10 (01:07:04):
Were people coming toward toward you and interested in your No?

Speaker 14 (01:07:09):
Not at all.

Speaker 31 (01:07:10):
It was I got like no matches on that app.
So it is it is rough out.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
There and we feel for you.

Speaker 28 (01:07:21):
Really?

Speaker 14 (01:07:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Do you have to pay me on it? Sorry?

Speaker 14 (01:07:24):
Yeah you do?

Speaker 31 (01:07:25):
And I was so that's why partially why I deleted
it too, because I was like, I can't justify this anymore, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
And she said I could see you know, people want her.

Speaker 14 (01:07:34):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
How expensive is it?

Speaker 14 (01:07:36):
It's twenty dollars a month?

Speaker 31 (01:07:37):
I think for like the regular you can I think
you can pay more for like a premium version.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
But what's a premium version of a dating site?

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
That's I don't really know, Like what what do you get?

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
What extras do you get?

Speaker 10 (01:07:49):
Like if you if you have a Grammy, maybe maybe
there's tears of people that you're introduced to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
The more you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Pay, maybe maybe can I ask something?

Speaker 22 (01:07:59):
Well, God, I need to know, Like, how does an
industry stalker get right on?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
But me, I'm in limbo.

Speaker 22 (01:08:05):
It's like, your application is currently on our wait list
for four referrals too, and they still don't want that's yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:08:11):
I'm like, I don't know why they let me on.

Speaker 28 (01:08:13):
I really.

Speaker 10 (01:08:17):
Woman.

Speaker 14 (01:08:20):
Yeah, it's for my friends.

Speaker 31 (01:08:22):
Some of us had to wait like a little bit,
but one of my friends was accepted on the wait
list after like a day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
It's like a beauty patch it is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
I can try to give you a referral.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
So, Scotty, Scotty, did you just accuse Abby of being
an industry would.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
You call her industry stalker? Stalker?

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
She came right out and admitted it. Yeah, she didn't
done a stalker. Actually, technically sort of.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Scotty doesn't have an Emmy or a Grammy, so he's
gonna stay on that waiting list. That's how this works.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
It's a status thing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
The vetting does not work very well for this side
for women in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
The status thing.

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
For guys, nobody on there has any better intention than
the other people.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Like Scotty.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
The reason you want to get on there is the
same reason she wants to get on there, So I
don't know why you're calling her a stalker stock all
the famous people too.

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
No, I don't care about industry people.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
You want to bang it out of industry people.

Speaker 10 (01:09:20):
It's just with someone he doesn't care of their industry anyway.
They could be, they could be in any industry.

Speaker 22 (01:09:27):
Actually, our our big, our big big boss recommended it
to me. He said I should get on there. So
I tried and I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Can't he give you a recommendation.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
He's not on there anymore, so you can't.

Speaker 14 (01:09:36):
Maybe I'll try to get it, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
That's what I was talking about earlier, The big, big,
big boss shower name.

Speaker 7 (01:09:43):
Guys look for young and hot women, look for status
and cash. That's I'm boiling with down, all right, that's
what they are.

Speaker 10 (01:09:52):
Well, okay, hold on, to be clear, Not all guys
and not all women look for those things.

Speaker 6 (01:09:56):
But you're saying the types that would go to a
ry amazing. There is an agenda there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Maybe he gets.

Speaker 11 (01:10:03):
So angry because he knows he can't be there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Angry for Scotty. You should be in the streets. There
are industry trolls out there.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
Scary, hey, scary, scary, scary I have, I have just
just as an experiment. I know that you're you're happy,
You're in a relationship, You're happy. Let's see if let's
see if you can apply and get on the Raya.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
I want to get out.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
To Raya in two minutes, don't I bet you could.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
I can absolutely do it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
Okay, okay, I want to tell us how Froggie. I
want to know what what list of things do you
have going for you that we get you right on
the riah with? I mean, please come right in, sir,
the vi Pa, he and Scotty can't get in for
four months now.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
All the materialistic stuff I got. I check on Instagram,
I got close to two hundred thousand followers. These are
the stupid things that they look for thirty years in
this in the in the radio industry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
You know what else do I have to show?

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
I mean, and I can get ten referrals, but but
I don't want that. This is exactly the kind of
person that I've made my life to try and run
away from.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Is the women that would go on there?

Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
I must, but I don't want to go on there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
And I don't want I don't want.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
To chill on, hold on Hey, hey, Mary, calm down,
you're about to say something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Gandhi, what was it?

Speaker 27 (01:11:32):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:11:32):
No, I just I almost had a heart attack when
he said, these are the people I've spent my life
trying to stay away from. Yeah, I think you spend
your life trying to be around those people.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
I'm not saying you're trying to date them.

Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
But you love a red carpet, you love a velvet rope,
you love VIP everything ties thirty hard.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
But how how I used to come in here with
such heartache and all these stories for years.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
And then it's like, I'm just happier now.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
I'm a happier person these days because you have over
two hundred thousand followers. Ya okay, still, okay, hold on, he.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Said, he just contradicts himself.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
If I was single and in despair, I might have fallen.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:12:17):
I want to see Okay, despair. I want you, Scary
to try to join this thing. Let's see if you
can get it. Come on, do it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I don't think I should do that. Why is there
a sight up?

Speaker 10 (01:12:27):
There is there a sight up there for like ugly
women and poor guys.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Like everywhere else.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
I'm saying that I'm saying that because it's basically you're
setting it up to be the opposite of what Riya
is about. Correct poor guys and ugly women. Okay, all right, Abby,
So you're off of Riyah, as you said, But so
where are you today? How are you feeling in life?
Do you feel like Riya? Was that just a detour

(01:12:54):
that you didn't really matter? Don't need it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
What?

Speaker 14 (01:12:57):
It was fun? It was fun. Maybe I'll get back on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Wait look for Scary while Yeah, I'll.

Speaker 14 (01:13:03):
Keep an eye on.

Speaker 31 (01:13:05):
But I would see a lot of a lot of
guys that I would see on Hinge.

Speaker 14 (01:13:08):
I would also see on RYA.

Speaker 31 (01:13:09):
So it doesn't seem like it's it's they have too
much of a vetting process.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Is that a? Is that a box you can check
off in your application?

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Trust? Fun?

Speaker 9 (01:13:24):
Baby?

Speaker 14 (01:13:25):
Honestly they should they should have that.

Speaker 10 (01:13:28):
Well, so what all do they ask for if you
want to join Rya? It may be different for women
than men.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
But what did you what was your experience?

Speaker 31 (01:13:35):
They just asked for your Instagram? I'm pretty sure I
didn't think that I would be accepted.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
I'm a giant loser.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
That's what Scary says.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
All right, Well, look, Abby, thanks for sharing that. And
you know, whenever in the future you want to share
any of this with us, if you choose to do so,
well I'll keep you posting always have you always have
a place at the table.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Sorry that I threw you under the bus if you
didn't want to be.

Speaker 14 (01:14:02):
Oh no, you're fine. I don't mind talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
It's it seems like she's she's enjoying it under the
bus right now.

Speaker 14 (01:14:08):
I'm having fun.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
All right, Abby, it's here for Abby. Everyone, let's hear it.

Speaker 10 (01:14:13):
Let's here for the latest and greatest Riyah member scary
and then in limbo Scotty B and I am yeah, wow,
this is great.

Speaker 6 (01:14:26):
This is this is a very shallow puddle, a very
shallow puddle we're walking through today. It's crazy. Well, you
know we we do have the other incredible incredible dating
is it? Is it farmers?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
The farmers? Farmers? Farmers only? Is this a real commercial
that we played?

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Do you want to hear she's really?

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
Can you start it over?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Okay, where's Jill?

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
She's really lonely and out walking the corn field again.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Do you think the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Hanging out with us all day we used to be
lonely until we met on farmers Only.

Speaker 9 (01:15:05):
Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site
for farmers, branchers, and good old country folks.

Speaker 11 (01:15:11):
Oh to be lonely farmers only dotcast.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
City folks just don't get it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
See that's I would love to if they had a
gay site in a gay section, and I would do
the gay farmers. Uh, lonely lonelygayfarmers dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Why not? Wait, why are you laughing?

Speaker 21 (01:15:32):
That's quite the niche you got there, lonely gay farmers.

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
So, Gandhi only got through the first episode of the
Ashley Madison documentary on Netflix. I saw the whole thing,
I think four episodes. I found it fascinating, and I
was telling Gandhi like, I don't know if it's really
it's really like if you're stuck on a plane and
you have nothing to watch. It's really it's really a
great watch.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
I enjoyed it, but you got bored with it and
turned it on.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
I struggled.

Speaker 8 (01:15:56):
I thought it was gonna be because I mean, the content, hello,
it's all right there. I thought it was gonna be incredible,
and I.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Was just a little bit bored with the first episode,
so I'll give it another shot.

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
Of course, you know, it was really about Ashley Madison,
the type of people who started Ashley Madison and what
kind of person would sign onto a website. It was
just about having sex with people other than the person
you married, like yeah, But then it talks about how
they were totally totally hacked and they were putting out

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the names of all these cheating men and women out
into the open, and actually there were people who took
their lives over it. I mean it was It was
a really interesting story, sad in many cases, but it's
worth a watch. Remember when Ashley Madison first came out, Danielle,
you wanted to burn the building. We were so mad
because I was like.

Speaker 11 (01:16:45):
We don't need anything to help people cheat.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
People cheat enough on their own.

Speaker 11 (01:16:50):
Why would somebody make a site to promote cheating. You know,
it's to me, it doesn't make any sense. And then
my favorite is the commercial Laugh on the Road is
really lone.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
We have that my bone up or whatever he said.

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
You said, Danielle, you should write you should write those
lyrics for a daniel you know.

Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
So.

Speaker 20 (01:17:12):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
The interesting thing is, of course, this documentary about Ashley
Madison on Netflix. It is all about how all these
people were hacked. I mean people found out they were cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Do you have the comile? I have about five of them.
Let's try this.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Fuck Okay, listen to this.

Speaker 13 (01:17:26):
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Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
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who are happily married but want something more.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Yeah, that's really nice and so that's.

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
But you know this is this is not a new
phenomenon that this has been going on for a billion
years where people have a marriage going on and all
the many parts of that marriage are great, but there's
another another component that's missing. So they want to go
find that over here with Ashley Madison.

Speaker 15 (01:18:11):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Interesting, let me do my documentary on it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
Well, you're a you're an Italian American. Was talking about
the story of the guman is the gumd? You know
what the gumd is? A Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Yes, because I watched the Sopranos.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
That's where I learned. It's it's the side piece.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Yep, it is.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
There's a side piece going on. But they're happily in quotes,
air quotes, they're happily married. No, no, I love my marriage.

Speaker 11 (01:18:41):
I feel like a lot of times the woman knew
about the side piece too, like, and she was fine
with it as long as, like, you know what, she
still had the lifestyle that she liked. She was like
kind of kept her eyes closed to it, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Well, in history, let's look at John F. Kennedy, the
president and Jacqueline, Yeah, her his wife. She knew that
he was out there. That everyone knew, even everyone in
the press knew that the president of the United States
had some side action going on. But back then the
press would keep it quiet, and they did. It was
kind of a we just keep that quiet. And apparently

(01:19:15):
she knew, and she knew that she was she was
you know, she had two kids, she had a family
she had to try to protect. So she felt the
right thing she needed to do was just turn the
other way and let him go out and cheap too.

Speaker 11 (01:19:28):
That was like one of the big ones that he
was with a right happy birthday, Parson.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
Yeah, so this is a we've taken a weird turn
with this conversation. Today we don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
The commercial about the truck and the boner.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yeah, I'm looking for it. Life on the road is
hard on well Yeah, yeah, that's the one I'm looking
at one. This one says there's a hole in my marriage.
I don't know if this is just.

Speaker 9 (01:19:54):
Like, there's a hole in my marriage Ashley Ashley, there's
a whole in my marriagel Ashley.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Oh, if there's something missing in your marriage, don't think
about a divorce.

Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
Instead find it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
The screen lover to fill that.

Speaker 21 (01:20:10):
Boy said, that's what.

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
With watch de Ashley dear with what my god? Wow
text here do you see the text thanks to your show,
I've found my husband on Ashley Madison.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Oh my lord.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
Okay, So I don't know if that if that means
she found a guy and married him or she found
the guy she was married to on Ashley Madison. They
could beat one or the other.

Speaker 10 (01:20:42):
I just can't believe the commercial says, don't consider divorce,
just cheat.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
This is a problem. This is a problem to anybody.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
It is a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
But you look at all the ka billions of money
dollars they made because our society is like, yeah, sure,
put commercials on the radio station. But then they promised
my marriage.

Speaker 11 (01:21:05):
Then they promise you everything's gonna be fine and you're
not gonna get caught, and then what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
There's a breach. There's a breach.

Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
There's a breach.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
There's a breech.

Speaker 27 (01:21:14):
Check it out. We're so appreciated and I love you
guys so much.

Speaker 16 (01:21:19):
Elvis ter Ran in the morning shows, Elvis, Elvis, durand
phone Tap.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Danielle, you are doing the phone tap today?

Speaker 6 (01:21:34):
What do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:21:35):
So it comes from Jackie, she says, My hot headed
older sister Jennifer recently ran into some trouble with her
computer company. She sent the computer back to get the
CD WOM fixed and instead.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
They wiped out the whole hard drive.

Speaker 11 (01:21:46):
She's been fighting with them ever since, on the phone
with them this past week NonStop. Call her and tell
her that she's been causing problems with the computer company
and she hasn't been nice.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
So we're calling from the computer company.

Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
I like it when their letter tells you exactly what
to do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Did you follow them to the line?

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
I followed them. Yes, I'm looking for a Jennifer Moury. Please.

Speaker 11 (01:22:08):
This is Laura Tisler calling you from product complaints and Hi,
I'm hearing you were just having an issue.

Speaker 23 (01:22:14):
What happened if I sent my last off to use
three times and I got it back three times not working?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:22:19):
Because I have a little thing here saying that you
were rude to my employees about boxes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
That's all I have here.

Speaker 23 (01:22:25):
I was supposed to get a box two times while
I called twice to bring to send you guys back
computer again because it was sent back to me not
working well.

Speaker 11 (01:22:34):
It appears to me that you keep breaking your computer
and you feel like we're responsible.

Speaker 23 (01:22:38):
I'm not breaking it. I never even broke it.

Speaker 27 (01:22:40):
How could you?

Speaker 23 (01:22:41):
Why would you be talking to me like this when
I'm the one that was inconvenience this whole time. I
got it on Friday, went away, came back, try to
use it and it didn't work, okay, So rude to me.

Speaker 11 (01:22:52):
So apparently while you were away, somebody in your house
must have tried to use bosses away.

Speaker 23 (01:22:56):
I can't even believe that you're saying this to me
right now, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Please come down, tell.

Speaker 23 (01:23:00):
Me, ma'am. You're calling me with an attitude.

Speaker 27 (01:23:02):
Tell me that I'm being rude. I mean, I shouldn't
even be.

Speaker 23 (01:23:06):
As rude as I should be, since I'm getting a
computer that does not even work. And now you're blaming
me and someone in my family.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Okay because you oh, because what, I have.

Speaker 23 (01:23:16):
No more patience for this. Why would I break something
that I need for my work?

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I know, but a lot of people do that. They
break in the.

Speaker 23 (01:23:23):
Don't so everyone goes there.

Speaker 27 (01:23:24):
That's very rude.

Speaker 23 (01:23:25):
You're blaming me and someone in my family. How good
are you? Man?

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Where are you from?

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
You have a very interesting accent.

Speaker 23 (01:23:31):
Okay, I'm from New York. Is that a problem?

Speaker 11 (01:23:33):
Well, yeah, that's why you're rude, because New Yorker is rude.

Speaker 23 (01:23:37):
I'm not even believe this right now, because I'm from
New York.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Are you not from New York?

Speaker 26 (01:23:42):
Yes, I'm from New York.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Okay, well the two going.

Speaker 23 (01:23:44):
And you're from where you're from.

Speaker 11 (01:23:47):
It doesn't matter where I'm from, and there's no need
to cursive me, dear, because.

Speaker 23 (01:23:50):
You're being rude. Where are you from? Where's the supervid? So?

Speaker 27 (01:23:54):
What's your name?

Speaker 23 (01:23:54):
And what's your numbers?

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Is this for how New Yorkers speak?

Speaker 27 (01:23:57):
Yes, that's how they speak.

Speaker 23 (01:23:59):
You have a problem with that? I do have you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
I'm from Michigan.

Speaker 23 (01:24:02):
Who is it who's calling me? Right now?

Speaker 20 (01:24:04):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
First of all, you're being very rude.

Speaker 11 (01:24:06):
And second of all, now I'm being rude.

Speaker 23 (01:24:08):
You can note it all up and down your account.
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Excuse me.

Speaker 23 (01:24:11):
It's your name? What's your name?

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
My name is Laura Tissler.

Speaker 20 (01:24:16):
Laura Pistler, tre pissed tiss Thank you very much?

Speaker 23 (01:24:20):
What's your number? First of all, what person? Don't tell me?
First of all, I'm recording this whole conversation.

Speaker 13 (01:24:26):
Great.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
First of all, I'm recording this whole conversation.

Speaker 27 (01:24:28):
I good for you.

Speaker 23 (01:24:29):
I know he's recorded. So then you could pull up
all the other conversations that I had with you people,
and you will say that.

Speaker 27 (01:24:35):
I was not rude.

Speaker 23 (01:24:36):
Okay, but he is right now?

Speaker 27 (01:24:37):
Is rude?

Speaker 23 (01:24:37):
You're correct?

Speaker 11 (01:24:38):
Don't you think that's pretty quick turnaround that I've already
contacted you to try to fix the problem.

Speaker 23 (01:24:42):
No, you're not trying to fix the problem. You're calling
me saying that I was rude. No company does that,
and you one, and this is the problem on your
on your end not a second. Can you tell me
that I break the laptop? Then you tell me that
someone in my family breaks the laptop, and you think
that's what you're supposed to.

Speaker 26 (01:25:01):
Even home, So the glasstop.

Speaker 23 (01:25:03):
Wasn't even taught.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Are you finished yet?

Speaker 23 (01:25:05):
No, because honestly you are done. You're doney.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Listen to me.

Speaker 11 (01:25:09):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 23 (01:25:10):
I I'm gonna flip out.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Okay, don't flip out. Please hold. Oh my gosh, I'm.

Speaker 11 (01:25:17):
Gonna I have no idea who this woman is on
the phone, and she's going crazy on me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
I don't know what's wrong with her.

Speaker 23 (01:25:25):
She's I hear you, I hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Oh my, oh my gosh. I don't know what to do.

Speaker 27 (01:25:33):
Are you listening to Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
I put you on hold?

Speaker 23 (01:25:38):
No, you didn't put me on hold.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Moron, Okay, ma'am. The manager is gonna be man.

Speaker 23 (01:25:42):
I just you okay, listen, and I told and I
heard you blabbing your whole mouth about a crazy lady.

Speaker 11 (01:25:50):
I'm sitting here and I'm baffled because I don't know
how it went to book.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
I don't know how it went to you screaming at
the top of your lungs.

Speaker 27 (01:25:59):
What you said?

Speaker 23 (01:26:00):
What are you? Why he's the computer? And you said
he was your family?

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
What is this crap? Talking like this?

Speaker 14 (01:26:07):
What is that?

Speaker 27 (01:26:08):
Because that's how you talk? Because you said, where are
you from? New York?

Speaker 23 (01:26:12):
So I can't say nothing about your bit little accent.

Speaker 27 (01:26:14):
I don't have any If you cancel my order, I
don't give If you.

Speaker 23 (01:26:18):
Say I'm so rude that, then I'm gonna fix the computer.
I don't give a I'll throw it in the street, ma'am.
I now may focuses Laura Pistsler is to have no jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
My name is Tisler.

Speaker 23 (01:26:32):
Conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
I'm gonna get my manager for you because I don't
want to deal with this.

Speaker 23 (01:26:36):
Your husband Pistler.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Oh my gosh, it's you.

Speaker 23 (01:26:40):
It's I'm gonna insult you, Laura Pislaw.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
I didn't insult you.

Speaker 23 (01:26:45):
Well, let's play back the conversation and let's hear your
prissy little attitude when you called me miss pistswoll.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Maybe I'll just play it on the radio. Hey, Jackie,
are you there, I'm here. This is Danielle min arrow
from Elvis Dan in the Morning Show. And you just
got phone to.

Speaker 23 (01:27:00):
Apped treating me right now, your voice said the Chamelion.
I'm like, there's more possible way that this is happening.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
I guess what I'm from the Bronx.

Speaker 23 (01:27:12):
Tell me I'm from New York. Yeah, we have aude
and what you can do about this?

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Phone table was pre recorded with permission granted.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
By all participates.

Speaker 10 (01:27:24):
Dan phone Table Money, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
This Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
You know every once in a while, when all the
stupid stuff comes out of our show, we talked about
something that turns into a big thing. We learned so
much about the human condition on this show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
And hey, call us now. If you've thrown something while
you're mad, bo I mean, everyone recalled something they do.
I remember one time I was mad, I didn't throw something.
I opened a book and ripped the pages. Ask Alex
about that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Well, did it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Make you feel better though, when you've thrown things, ripped
out the pages? Did you feel a little.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
Better now because it's in the middle of being really angry.
I mean it was I don't even know what book
it was wasn't mine.

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
I'm telling you what Burning photos of people that you
dislike is so satisfying.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
We see that's a premeditated thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
It is.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
So if someone has screwed you over Gandhi and you
take their photo, you have to take you have to
get the photo, you have to set it on something
that's not going to catch on fire. Then you have
to find a lighter. Then you catch it on fire.
I mean there's almost a ritual thing. There's something going
on there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Who's a witch and she does something to it?

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
But if you're like ah and you open a book
and rip the pages out, that's like boom. Or if
you pick up something and throw it, Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:28:40):
Yeah, that's that would be me. Yeah, yeah, I would
do that. I did it to scary. I threw shoes
last night. Actually not at somebody though.

Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
But you didn't have time to think about it. You
just picked them up in the through.

Speaker 11 (01:28:49):
I took them off my feet and as I'm taking
I was so aggravated at something. As I'm taking them
off my feet, I took one and I went who
was it? A family member? And then the other shoes
actually got off and I went and so both she
was went on the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Ground like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Okay, I didn't throw the.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
Mat anyone, But let's let's investigate Gandhi for just a
moment to Yeah, let's talk about your premeditated burning of
the picture. Yes, because it takes time to carry this out, Yes,
it does.

Speaker 8 (01:29:16):
Well, I mean it's only happened a few times in
my life, but there was just one person. One well,
there's one person that I did it too, three times.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
So I really needed to.

Speaker 8 (01:29:26):
Purge everything about her from my life, all of the
junk that she left at my house, all the photos
that I had with her.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
Anything that just reminded me of her, smell like her,
looked like her.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
She had to go How long ago was that?

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Maybe like nine years ago?

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
To Okay, is she still out of your life? Hell?

Speaker 8 (01:29:41):
Yeah, okay, never to enter back in there. But I
just really needed to get rid of all of it.
And I was so angry. I didn't even want her
to have a chance of getting it back, and I
didn't want.

Speaker 14 (01:29:49):
To look at her.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
So I burned all of it.

Speaker 8 (01:29:50):
And I had no idea how satisfying burning those photos was,
but man, it felt that I just got to watch
her face just melt away in the fire.

Speaker 24 (01:29:57):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
Wow, I mean that was a deeply rude issue you
had with her.

Speaker 6 (01:30:01):
Obviously still have it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
If I see it right now, all puncher in the throat.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
No, Gandhi, I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
You guys would be on my side. You would be
on my side.

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
Please tell everyone you're kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Find I'm kidding for the air.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
I do know why this is the girl.

Speaker 11 (01:30:17):
Yeah, and I understand where she's coming from because this
person is just a horrible human being. Okay, yes, I
get to see what she did.

Speaker 6 (01:30:24):
Oh, let's talk about what Gandhi's done, and let's think
about how we can play. Is there something or someone
in your life that you really truly need to have
a ceremony, because that was basically a ceremonial thing.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
You actually ceremony.

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
You took time to find these items, to burn them,
and to watch them go slowly. This wasn't like throwing
a book because you're mad.

Speaker 20 (01:30:41):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
So I mean, yeah, I mean, Daniel, you've never like
planned out No, No, some kind of ceremony.

Speaker 11 (01:30:50):
I probably if I know, I've never I mean I
Broby would like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
To have No, I know, I do stuff out of it.

Speaker 10 (01:30:56):
I have to be really angry by the time I
feel remorse after being a jackass, Like if I do
if I throw something or damage something, or get mad
or scream at somebody, I feel remorse pretty soon thereafter.
So if I planned something out, reality kicks in. I'm like, yeah,
you shouldn't do.

Speaker 11 (01:31:11):
That, except that one time that the girl threw up
in the limousine.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Okay, but I was right in that case.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
What oh so wait, so Froggy.

Speaker 11 (01:31:18):
I went out there for one of Lisa's birthday celebrations
and Froggy got us a limo that he got on
loan from.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Somebody and they still have limos.

Speaker 11 (01:31:26):
Yeah, this was years ago, and a grown woman threw
up all over the limo and Froggy was responsible.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
And I have never seen mister Froggy that mad. He
was not an advocate for that night.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Wow, it was not good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
It was I didn't throw up, wasn't me?

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
So yeah, I don't know how he kind of got subject.
I can see how mad. You were, right, I was mad,
But you didn't throw something, did you?

Speaker 13 (01:31:50):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:31:50):
Oh no, no, no, I no, I know I think I did.
But but in that point I was justified in my feelings.
But you ask if I've ever planned anything, and I
generally tend to come to my senses and say, hey,
you should just move on. If I plan something out,
I have to react immediately, and then I feel remorse.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
Well there's two I think there are two different things
if you If you act out immediately, throwing something out
of anger or ripping the pages out of a book
like I did, it's just, uh, you almost can't control
it in a way. But if you stop and go, Okay,
I'm going to get all these pictures of this friend
of mine together, and I'm going to find a place
where I won't burn down the house. I'm going to
burn them all. That is, like I said, premeditated. I

(01:32:29):
gotta think this thing through because that's that's some serious stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Yes, it was. You were right, I premeditated all of it.
It was a slow burn.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
We have never done this before. I did it work?

Speaker 15 (01:32:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
Did you really truly feel a nice separation? A cut off?

Speaker 8 (01:32:44):
I felt a lot better about the situation. I'm telling
you what. Watching a photo burn is very satisfying if
you're angry, which we.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
Don't have photo anymore. They're all digital on my camera.

Speaker 8 (01:32:53):
I print stuff out all the time. I have a
little instacs printeroids.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
Yeah, another reason to love instacts things. You're awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
We can burn big of friends, Yes, yes, no.

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
There's a market for that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
They should go for that.

Speaker 11 (01:33:06):
Well, you remember how of Valentine's Day the radio station
would have like the big Valentine's you have the woodchipper.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Yeah, they'd had the way you would put the pictures
shred your ax.

Speaker 11 (01:33:14):
And you put and you put all your pictures through
this wood chipper and it comes out on the other
end and shreds.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
That sounds glorious.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
Straight in eight. Have you ever had a premeditated service
we actually ritualistically burned something?

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Oh god, yeah, yes, you had absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:33:34):
Really.

Speaker 16 (01:33:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
You had to think it through and had to plan.

Speaker 21 (01:33:38):
I had a pile and I had a place to
burn stuff, and I had burned it all.

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
It was great. Well, that's another thing we do in
Santa Fe every year. We h they torched the Zobra. Yeah,
and it's this huge foury foot tall marionette that screams
where they catch them on fire and you're actually it's
kind of scary and freaky, but it's you're actually burning
up the year of Dread you know anything that past
year screwed you over, you write down on a piece
of paper, put it at the feet of Zobra.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Yeah, yeah, wow, I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
Yeah, it's weird seeing this marionette moving and screaming like
on fire. I'll never see that again.

Speaker 11 (01:34:16):
Do you think that anybody in this room has had
somebody do that for them?

Speaker 20 (01:34:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
Wow, Danielle, Okay, you've alleyed that right back.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Uh huh. I wonder there's a couple of people. I
wonder if they ever did something like that to you.

Speaker 8 (01:34:30):
Yeah, yeah, no, I know. I didn't know what's happened
to me. At least twice one had to foot it all.
Someone else burned all my stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:34:36):
Yeah, I do know people who have been very very
mad at me. But of course you know me, mister justification,
Well that was their problem, not mine, right, And it
was wasn't me, it was them.

Speaker 23 (01:34:49):
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Speaker 6 (01:35:21):
See what else?

Speaker 9 (01:35:22):
I just had this.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Piles and stuff. I don't even know where to start.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Grab something from the middle. That's where I start always.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
You know what I'm gonna shuffle right here? All right?

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
Okay, yes, straight Nate.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
We were going to talk about pen pals fourteen topics
ago off the air.

Speaker 6 (01:35:45):
So Gandhi brought up a pen pal from when she
was a little girl, and so she decided to look
him up and see what he's all about.

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
Right, Yes, in second grade, we had an assignment to
just write letters to a random person. Mine was in Arizona,
and we were pen pals for me maybe a year,
just going back and forth, and we never spoke again,
you know, And for some reason I thought about him
the other day, looked him up because I was like,
maybe I should say hi. And then everything I saw
on his profile was a big no for me, starting

(01:36:12):
with a shared account with the wife, So I was like,
this is not a good, good thing for me to
be doing. Interesting how different our lives became. Wish you well, Dmitri.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
All right, so I know you were how old when
you were pent and paling with him?

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
Like eight?

Speaker 9 (01:36:27):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:36:28):
Or poor Nate. Nate actually had a pen pal who
never wrote back.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Oh Nate.

Speaker 21 (01:36:33):
It was true school, so like one classroom would write
to another classroom, and you know, you would get that
the teacher would get the envelope full of full of
the other envelopes, and then she was passing them out.
My kid didn't write to me. Everybody's reading their letters
from Kosovo or wherever.

Speaker 6 (01:36:50):
You got nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
I got nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
I didn't have a pen pal. But I used to sponsor.

Speaker 11 (01:36:54):
You know when you can sponsor some children and you
see it on television and you write to them. They
would write back and they would make me little cards
and stuff, and it was very very cool for a while.
And I think they got old and they aged out
of the system, but it was it was actually pretty
cool to receive those and they would translate them because
they'd be in another language, so somebody would translate them
for you.

Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
I will tell you, we do receive a lot of
mail from prisons.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Yes, Oh, I.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
Got a letter the other day. It was great. Scotty
sent it to me. It was for my birthday, but
it was a beautiful turtle. It was like an excellent
prison drawing.

Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
So you know, if we want better ratings, we need
to go to the people who are held captive.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
I love jail mail, but thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
We love hearing from anyone and everyone. Amy.

Speaker 6 (01:37:40):
On line two, she's had a pen pals and she
was in seventh grade almost forty years Amy, that's crazy.
So have you ever met this person in person?

Speaker 8 (01:37:50):
Only once?

Speaker 30 (01:37:51):
But I have to take a morning.

Speaker 23 (01:37:52):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 6 (01:37:55):
It's exciting to have you here. Okay, so you met
this person one time?

Speaker 28 (01:38:00):
Okay, so seventh grade. We started at ten pounds when
it was an assignment, like Gandhi was saying. In seventh grade.
And we met once because I went to England and
she had time to meet me at the airport right left.
But otherwise it's all letters and pictures and Christmas presents
and now it's texts and FaceTime.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
Wow, how often do you speak with your pen pal?

Speaker 28 (01:38:23):
I would say we try like every other month or so.

Speaker 6 (01:38:27):
Okay, that's not bad, that's good. Yes, So what how gosh, so,
how is a man woman? I don't know a woman.

Speaker 28 (01:38:36):
Her name is Philippuff from England. We're both teachers, so
we both started teaching around the same time. We're about
the same age.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
You know what. The pen power relationship is interesting to me.
I'm just trying. I'm trying to put myself in those shoes.
I mean, it's a constant in your life, right, you know.
You know if you write to her, she's going to
write back at the same time. You know each other,
and I'm assuming you don't know each other extremely well,
but pretty well, right.

Speaker 28 (01:39:06):
I feel like I know her like a best friend.
I feel like I've met her in person a thousand times.
It's a nun.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Here's my question.

Speaker 11 (01:39:14):
How come you won't go to like the UK and
like spend a week there on vacation with her, just
to like have, you know, just to experience it.

Speaker 8 (01:39:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 28 (01:39:22):
It just didn't work out that way.

Speaker 24 (01:39:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 28 (01:39:25):
We kind of talked about one time we were going
to try to meet at Disney, but that never really happened,
like she was gonna come here, you know. But I'm
not sure. But I do feel like I know her
like any other friend that I see in person all.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
The time, and I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:41):
In respect, I still.

Speaker 28 (01:39:43):
Have letters on that air mail paper you know that
did Yeah, air mail paper?

Speaker 15 (01:39:48):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
Absolutely, and those envelopes I had, like the red, white,
and blue. Hey listen, uh. But you know, to Daniel's point,
maybe it's best this relationship remained as such.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
If you guys force forced physical time together, I don't know,
it may ruin it, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm wrong, you know, maybe I
don't know.

Speaker 23 (01:40:12):
God, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:40:13):
I think that the pen power relationship is such a
different relationship than you have with anybody else because you
get to actively choose to only share certain parts of
your life with them, Whereas when you meet in person
and you become friends in real life, then they're actually
a part of kind of your every day and you
can't hide things and you can't make yourself look awesome
by only telling them the good. It's like a random
internet friend. You know, it's not right real. I don't

(01:40:36):
like it's real, but it's not real.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
What a slob I am?

Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
Amy Excellent story, almost forty years or pen pal over
in England. I think that's cool. Amy, Thank you for listening.
It's a pleasure talking to you.

Speaker 28 (01:40:51):
Thank you, Love you guys, most love you.

Speaker 6 (01:40:55):
Nina on line three has several pen pals.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
Whoa in jail?

Speaker 9 (01:41:01):
How many?

Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
How many pen poalds are you juggling?

Speaker 30 (01:41:05):
So I had probably about fifty, no, probably about thirty
pen pals when I.

Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
Yeah, how do you keep up with?

Speaker 23 (01:41:16):
It?

Speaker 30 (01:41:16):
Was like it was my whole life. Like I spent
every day like going to the door and like waiting
for the mail to come because I had, like I
got more mail than like anyone else in my family
because I had pen pals from like literally every country
in the world. Like it was crazy, crazy how many
pen pols.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
I had a pen pal hoarder, a box full of.

Speaker 30 (01:41:36):
All the letters at home. It's insane.

Speaker 6 (01:41:39):
So did you give it up? I mean, when's the
last time me actually wrote a letter to someone?

Speaker 30 (01:41:43):
So I gave it up a while ago, but I
still stayed in touch, Like, thank god for social media.
I stayed in touch with several of them. One of
them just had a baby who lives in Scotland. Hi carrots,
if you're listening and then we I have a couple
that actually ended up in New York City and so
I was able to meet up with them, and it
turned out that they were Penthals too, like we became

(01:42:06):
friends on the same like Penthal Chaine. So all three
of us have stated touch.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
Wow, pen pals, you know what. Definitely before the age
of Instagram on Twitter and everything in Facebook. Remember Facebook,
and you're able to listen, Nina, thank you for calling
and thanks for being on the show thirty pen pals.
That's a lot of work. You must have been really
into it, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
I love that.

Speaker 23 (01:42:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:42:29):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 9 (01:42:32):
We love you more.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
You'll never love us as much as we love you.

Speaker 6 (01:42:36):
Hold one second, Nina, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Wake up to Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 16 (01:42:44):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
So much going on today, I think it's time for
another Michael Oppenheimer phone tap. Dear Elvis, my father is
an old school Italian man who thinks everyone's trying to
rob him when they tell him to ref finance his mortgage.
So why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer pretend to be
a lender. Call him up, tell him he's ready to
refinance his house. You'll probably have to bleep out most

(01:43:11):
of the conversation, but it will be funny. This comes
to us from Gary. Michael Oppenheimer now is on the
phone phone tapping Gary's dad.

Speaker 32 (01:43:26):
Oh yes, mister, Hi, this is mister Michael Appenheim with
the Bender and Fender Lender Company. How are you doing today, sir,
mister Michael Oppenheimer. No, I'm all that would like you
to refinance your mortgage at this time?

Speaker 13 (01:43:39):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:43:39):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Would you be sure? Would you would you let me finish?

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
No?

Speaker 23 (01:43:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Would you got?

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
I got no call?

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Excuse you?

Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
I got that?

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
No call on?

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
How you people get my number? What's the no call?

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
No call?

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
No call?

Speaker 27 (01:43:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
What's that?

Speaker 18 (01:43:55):
Look at look, I'm all straggle my mortgage right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
Oh no you're not because.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Oh yes, this.

Speaker 32 (01:44:05):
Is mister Michael Aberhemon with the Bender and Fender Lender Company.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 23 (01:44:09):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
No, no, no, We can offer you a thirty year
fixed for your mortgage if you mortgage. No, you're not not,
according to our records.

Speaker 18 (01:44:18):
Where do you get my records? Who are you to
check my records.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Okay, we understand you own a home.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Sir, Yeah, I own it, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Okay. Now which company you with?

Speaker 18 (01:44:28):
My wife takes all that?

Speaker 32 (01:44:29):
Okay, well, right now, we'll give you zero percent for
six months if you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Look at a bout, sir, excuse you very much. This
is mister Michael.

Speaker 18 (01:44:41):
Who are you to check my mortgage?

Speaker 32 (01:44:44):
This is mister Michael Ebanhemon with.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Bender and Fender, your favorite lenders yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
All right, list we look at the.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Ball, sir, we lend.

Speaker 18 (01:45:00):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
Have you many large purchases?

Speaker 13 (01:45:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
No, what do you give up?

Speaker 10 (01:45:04):
What I bought?

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (01:45:05):
Give me give me your phone number, give me your address.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Excuse me, sir, there's no excuse your there's no need
to get crazy your harass.

Speaker 31 (01:45:14):
Sir.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
It's a beautiful day here at Bender and Fender.

Speaker 11 (01:45:17):
You don't want you to check my credit?

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Is Michael Appenhammer.

Speaker 27 (01:45:23):
Let me tell you something. Let me what are you now?

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Are you local? Are you close by?

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
We're in Santa Barbara, California.

Speaker 10 (01:45:29):
Sir, well.

Speaker 31 (01:45:31):
You can take it.

Speaker 18 (01:45:32):
Get out there and I'll come out to meet you personally.

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
This is mister Michael oppen Harmer with the bender.

Speaker 7 (01:45:37):
And Michael Oppenheimer whoever he.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Is, and you're on a list, let me you I
got you got my analysts. Yeah, watch, I don't put
you on my list. I want a no call list.

Speaker 27 (01:45:48):
Yeah I am.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
I want to know how you got my number.

Speaker 32 (01:45:50):
I have here on no no call list, which supersedes
the list that you're on.

Speaker 18 (01:45:55):
Have you to tell me I'm a risk on my mortgage?

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
So why tell you my mortgage?

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
We could sign you up right now, Yeah, sign this up.

Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
I got something for you to sign up. Are you local?

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Are you close by?

Speaker 6 (01:46:07):
I'm meet you in person right now, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
I'm not here to pick a fight, mister.

Speaker 27 (01:46:11):
Michael I am.

Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
I'm here to pick a fight now.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
You're harassing me on the phone. Okay, I'm mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 18 (01:46:17):
I don't give a about mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
You know what you can do.

Speaker 9 (01:46:21):
Use my ass.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
Don't call back here again.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
I'm gonna I'm gonna call it.

Speaker 29 (01:46:25):
No, you're not give me your phone number.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
What's your name, mister Michael Oppenheimer? O? P P E N.

Speaker 7 (01:46:34):
Yeah, I know how to spell?

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
Are you and Michael up and.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
That is with the Bender and Fender Lender company.

Speaker 16 (01:46:41):
Yeah, Fender Bender Bender.

Speaker 32 (01:46:43):
I don't need you, mister Michael, mister excuse me, sir,
I'm calling as a currency today cause.

Speaker 7 (01:46:51):
No, I don't need from you or anybody else.

Speaker 18 (01:46:54):
Okay, sir, I'm gonna track your number down whoever.

Speaker 32 (01:46:57):
You to just give you my phone number when hundred
two for two zero one hundred, This is scary Jones.

Speaker 11 (01:47:06):
You soon.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Gary asked us to play a phone tap on.

Speaker 16 (01:47:09):
Holy and you make me curse like that Elvis Duran's
phone tap.

Speaker 6 (01:47:16):
This table was pre recorded with permission granted by all
participants the.

Speaker 16 (01:47:21):
Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:47:33):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:47:36):
Scotty Bee, Yes, you used to drive the schools I did.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
Was that like your your side hustle?

Speaker 22 (01:47:42):
It was my side hustle so my kids could go
to nursery school for free?

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Wow, Okay that's a that's a great payoff. Yeah. What
was it like driving those kids? Though?

Speaker 6 (01:47:50):
I mean, I know you have to feel responsible and
be responsible and be safe. Also you got to deal
with a bunch of stupid kids.

Speaker 22 (01:47:58):
Yeah, it's interesting because I drove. I drove for both
the pre k and daycamp. So it's a bit of
a different crowd because the older kids that go to
the day camp are loud and obnoxious and throw things around,
and the younger kids just kind of sit there quietly
and let their noses run and cough a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
Like how old were these the oldest kids? Uh, the
old for the oldest kids could be young teenagers. Okay,
so they were like at that point in their lives.
They could be causing trumble.

Speaker 22 (01:48:24):
Yeah, they were loud and and kind of obnoxious, and
I'm like, you just shut up.

Speaker 6 (01:48:29):
But I can't say that, Well, you just did what our.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
Bus servit up all the time.

Speaker 22 (01:48:34):
No, you can't be like the South Park bus driver.
You have to be kind of nice. Other parents will complain.
I'll put you on Facebook.

Speaker 10 (01:48:40):
Okay, rights different back and it'll yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:48:44):
Well, hell, I got rock sand here ro Sand I
heard is talking about this high rock sand Hi. So
you heard is talking about you are a bus driver? Correct?

Speaker 30 (01:48:54):
I am correct?

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
Okay? In beautiful Des Moines, Iowa.

Speaker 6 (01:49:00):
I would love the Iowa State Fair. Now, So what's
it like driving these these kids? I mean, don't you
just want to pull over and smack them sometimes sometimes,
but you don't do.

Speaker 33 (01:49:11):
I've been doing it so long before. When we start,
first start, you could stop the bus and say get out,
go home, walk home.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Oh wow, you can't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:49:19):
You cannot do that anymore.

Speaker 33 (01:49:21):
No, not anymore.

Speaker 13 (01:49:22):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:49:24):
See you sound like a festive bus driver. You sound
like you're fun. But you gotta be stern. You gotta
be you gotta be strong.

Speaker 2 (01:49:32):
Right, you do you do?

Speaker 33 (01:49:34):
And I'm not gonna lie. I am now into a
special ed route, so I only have anywhere from five
to nine kids. So but yeah, I heard Gandhi mention
the words boogers, and I'm like, I do have to
wipe them off every day.

Speaker 8 (01:49:47):
I don't know what it is about kids and boogers,
but I'm just whenever I see kids, I'm like, they're
leaving boogers everywhere because I've seen a couple do it,
and I'm like, if I've seen.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
A couple, I can't even imagine what.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
I have bloggers everywhere.

Speaker 33 (01:50:00):
I had to ask, I said, do we still have
alcohol whites?

Speaker 13 (01:50:03):
Like?

Speaker 33 (01:50:03):
Oh no, that was a COVID thing, I said, But
I use them every day, three times a day, Like
why I said, because my kid's finger paint with boogers on.

Speaker 9 (01:50:14):
This is nasty.

Speaker 22 (01:50:15):
You know, my bus had a bodily fluid cleanup kit
in it. I never had to open it, but there
was one.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
There's a bodily fluid c cover.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Yeah, like if someone threw it up.

Speaker 6 (01:50:24):
I guess.

Speaker 27 (01:50:26):
Litters.

Speaker 6 (01:50:27):
Those buses were equipped with fluid cleanup kits.

Speaker 10 (01:50:29):
It's a cup of wood shavings, yeah, shavings or kitty
litter or something like.

Speaker 9 (01:50:35):
Say something I don't know.

Speaker 33 (01:50:36):
I've never used one.

Speaker 4 (01:50:38):
Is that body.

Speaker 33 (01:50:39):
I have had a student stand there and tell me
I need to go to the bathroom. Miss rock, stand,
I need to go to the bathroom. Like, buddy, there's
nowhere to pull over. You have to wait till we
get home. He's in the front seat. He stands up
and he's face in the corner of the seat in
the window, and he just looked at his face and
he's like, ah, I'm like, you're going to the bathroom,
aren't you. And he's like, for any bodily fluid, someone

(01:51:07):
else do it.

Speaker 8 (01:51:08):
So for any bodily fluid, they just throw shavings on
it or the kiddy litter, Like, well, that's peor vomit
or anything else.

Speaker 33 (01:51:14):
That's the immediate it makes it stops running and then
it soaks it all up in the stays in one place.

Speaker 6 (01:51:21):
This is where you should never leave the house without sawdust.

Speaker 7 (01:51:27):
Ever, I wish the bodily fluids was the problem that
we had that that that that seems like a minor issue.

Speaker 6 (01:51:34):
I'm from benz Onurs, Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:51:37):
There you go speaking about your speaking for everyone in Brooklyn.
No one in Brooklyn agrees when you say this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
Back of the bus was.

Speaker 6 (01:51:42):
Breeding ground for these bullies.

Speaker 7 (01:51:43):
They would sit there and they would pretend like they
were in the w W E jump off the top ropes,
like we were like physically like harming each other, like
there was no like wiping Bookers. I mean, I would
have killed for that to be like the biggest problem
that we had on our bus.

Speaker 8 (01:51:57):
I'm just saying, no way opposite. I'd rather someone like
dropping out, I even puke on me.

Speaker 6 (01:52:02):
Rockchanne, you should hear what Danielle used to do in
her bush. They used had big fight.

Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
That wasn't my fault though.

Speaker 11 (01:52:08):
What happened was is I went to a private school
my first year of high school and apparently some of
the girls had a problem with some of the girls
at another school. So I just happened to be in
the wrong place, on the wrong bus at the wrong time,
and those other girls from the other school stopped our bus,
got on our bus and started beating the crap and everyone.

(01:52:30):
This one girl, I'm not even kidding you, she spit
all over me so much that I had her spit dripping.
I had to go fourteen showers. It was disgusting. And
then the next day they told us, don't go to
school in your uniform.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
Change your uniforms before you leave the building because.

Speaker 11 (01:52:48):
There was such an issue and I wasn't even involved
in it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:51):
Wait wait, wait, wait, tell them about the lemon under
the fingernail.

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
Oh yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 11 (01:52:57):
If you put lemon under your fingernails and then you
had a fight with some money, it would kind of
sting when you scratch them because you like open the skin.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
I never did that, but that's you.

Speaker 4 (01:53:05):
Guys are like prisoners.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
It is crazy. It sounds like you have an easy
rocks head.

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
Don't complain I do.

Speaker 9 (01:53:15):
People.

Speaker 14 (01:53:17):
I mean, I have been hit.

Speaker 6 (01:53:21):
That's not that's unacceptable.

Speaker 8 (01:53:23):
On our school bus, people just used to make out
in the back seats. Like I felt like that was
the craziest thing that went on. There were like boobs
getting touched and yea yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:53:30):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:53:32):
If they met count too hard.

Speaker 33 (01:53:34):
You can't do that anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:53:35):
Yeah, all right, Lixten, we love your rocks head. You
have a beautiful day.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
Okay, thank you so much, you guys.

Speaker 26 (01:53:41):
Is exciting.

Speaker 24 (01:53:42):
Oh my gosh, I don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:43):
We love you. Be careful busy.

Speaker 21 (01:53:47):
You see, Eerie didn't have buses for kids. We didn't
have school buses. So we got to pass. If we
lived more than two miles away from the school, we
got to pass these city bus. And that city bus
was ten times scarier than any school bus could.

Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
Have ever been for kids.

Speaker 3 (01:54:06):
Anything is probably scary, is what I'm thinking.

Speaker 6 (01:54:10):
Lived a sheltered life. Let's face Well, so there was
a city bus.

Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
We all rode the school bus.

Speaker 21 (01:54:14):
There was this guy, so you know, I'm seventh grade,
right twelve thirteen years old. There's this guy that would
sit on the bus and where we called him Camo
Man because he always wore camo jacket and he would
sit there and then one day he goes, hey, you
know I used to be a police officer, full on pedophile, like.

Speaker 2 (01:54:33):
Full on pedophile on the bus.

Speaker 21 (01:54:35):
Oh because the next day he brought his certificate that
he printed out at Kinko's that said he was a
police officer and we could trust him ill And then
so the one day we're like, let's see where this
guy gets off.

Speaker 9 (01:54:47):
You know where he got off the Vandicamp's.

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
Fish stick factory. He went like he made fish sticks.

Speaker 6 (01:54:53):
There's so many layers to this story. That's where he
got off.

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
I think you're gonna say some completely different.

Speaker 14 (01:55:01):
Can you really said that up strangely?

Speaker 2 (01:55:03):
I mean, this guy got off.

Speaker 10 (01:55:04):
I know Target sauce included in my fish sticks.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
Nasty.

Speaker 6 (01:55:11):
Well, I don't even know how we got on this topic,
but I'm done with it.

Speaker 9 (01:55:14):
It.

Speaker 6 (01:55:14):
So Diamond is here with us today because she had
a dream and she's demanding a family meeting to talk
about this dream.

Speaker 2 (01:55:21):
Now, why is it so important what happened in this dream?
That's so important?

Speaker 14 (01:55:24):
It was more of a nightmare. I want to make
that it was a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
Wow.

Speaker 19 (01:55:29):
And the person who caused it, Danielle manor So in
said dream, I'm minding my business and Nate talks to
me over the intercom. He's like, get in here. We
have a surprise for everyone. Come and get your gift.
And I was like, what's our run in? I'm all
excited and Elvis like has this very serious tone and

(01:55:50):
he's like, you know what, it's been a rough year.
It hasn't been a rough year, but it's been a
rough year, and you know, I think that we all
deserve a rip. So I'm giving everyone their own trip
to Turks and Caicos.

Speaker 14 (01:56:05):
Right, So everyone's excited.

Speaker 19 (01:56:07):
Right, I'm excited, but he's like, you don't have to,
like you could take it whenever you want. We don't
have to go all together. This is your thing. I
just want to give everyone this gift. And I'm like
about to pass out because I'm like, yes, okay. Danielle
raises her hand and goes, I have concerns, And I'm like,

(01:56:27):
what are you talking about? Like what is what kind
of concern could you have? So she goes, oh, you
know the boys, you know, Spencer's coming home and they're
not really Turks and Caicos kids.

Speaker 11 (01:56:37):
We went Tokos two years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Go ahead, Diamond.

Speaker 19 (01:56:45):
So I'm just looking at her, you know, like things
are starting to happen, and you're just looking like.

Speaker 3 (01:56:49):
What what's about to happen?

Speaker 19 (01:56:51):
So she goes, you know, they're not Turks and Caicos kids.

Speaker 4 (01:56:55):
Preston still has school.

Speaker 3 (01:56:56):
And blah blah blah, and you.

Speaker 19 (01:56:58):
Guys are all just looking like nodding like an agreeance.
And I'm like, what is happening? So I look over
at Scottie. He's saying nothing because.

Speaker 3 (01:57:05):
He's like, yeah, the girls, the girls, yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:57:08):
And then so so then Elvis goes, you know what, Danielle,
what what would the boys really like?

Speaker 3 (01:57:15):
What?

Speaker 9 (01:57:15):
What?

Speaker 14 (01:57:16):
What kind of kids are they? What do you think
they want to do?

Speaker 19 (01:57:19):
Danielle says, A damn water park.

Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
That would be a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:57:30):
And that's exactly what. That gives you money.

Speaker 19 (01:57:34):
I'm in you go, oh, well, you know what, that's
even better for me. I don't have to spend all
this money on Turks and Kekos. Than Gandhi in true
Gandhi form goes, yeah, you know what, you don't have
to spend money on us. We could send ourselves to Turkey.
I'm like, no, you can take yourself to Turks and Caicos.
This was my moment, Okay, so mad.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
That it has happened.

Speaker 8 (01:58:03):
I mean not quite exactly that same way. But there
was a time that we were all out and we
were all drinking, having a good time. It was after
a Christmas party and Elvis was like, let's all go
and get shoes. Let's do it for your birthday because
it was my birthday. And I was like, I don't
need that.

Speaker 4 (01:58:16):
That's so nice. I don't need that.

Speaker 8 (01:58:17):
And when I tell you, everyone with me started pinching
me and cursing me out. They're like, what the hell
is wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:58:23):
I was like, sorry, I have.

Speaker 11 (01:58:27):
Been times I have said I don't think I can
make it because I have stuff with the kids. I'll
tell you right now, I'm taking turks and caicos over
a water park.

Speaker 6 (01:58:38):
This has happened here before, a long time ago, when
Josh Coachbore Josh first came to work for us, When Josh,
when Josh gets here to New York City, what does
he want to do?

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Tell you what?

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
I'm going to buy a club the club level at
a Yankees game, Subway series.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
I remember exact els.

Speaker 6 (01:59:00):
We're gonna be club level, We're gonna all get free
drinks and food. We're gonna be right there behind home plate.
It's gonna be awesome. And this is our way of
welcoming welcoming Josh to New York City in the New
York City experience. So I'm like, Josh, here's what I'm
gonna do. I'm gonna take us all to this very
expensive club section at the stadium to watch the subway

(01:59:20):
series Yankees Mets.

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
How great is that?

Speaker 6 (01:59:22):
He said, Well, I think I'd rather go see Wicked.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
As well. I was getting to know Josh and Alvis.

Speaker 7 (01:59:34):
I was part of that for some of people, and
I'm like, this is gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
It's on Elvis.

Speaker 9 (01:59:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:59:46):
But it was a gift for Josh. How you so
I sent him to Wicked? How do you you?

Speaker 7 (01:59:59):
It wasn't for you, I know, but we were all
gonna benefit off of this, and.

Speaker 6 (02:00:04):
This is still an awesome thing. It was an awesome gesture.
Josh could have just gone along with the program, just
like Danielle ruin Turks.

Speaker 21 (02:00:11):
And this also reminds me of the time where you
were buying breakfast for us, as you you do a
lot of the times, and then and then everybody's putting
their orders in, you just realized, you know what, I
pay all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
You guys are on your own. Figure it out.

Speaker 21 (02:00:27):
How many people ended up ordering breakfast that day? I think, yeah,
everybody realized Big Daddy Duran isn't whipping a card.

Speaker 6 (02:00:36):
So you know, even in our dreams, the free ride.

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
It sometimes has to be.

Speaker 8 (02:00:40):
Oh remember the one time I was like, let's all
venmo for him and people got venmo him for I'm like,
why are you guys mad that you have to pay
for your one breakfast?

Speaker 3 (02:00:50):
Grow up? Ganie and I paid for dinner once.

Speaker 11 (02:00:52):
We we wouldn't let Elvis pay for dinner. I remember
we paid for it. How many people the next day
were like, what's the matter with you guys? Why would
you do that?

Speaker 10 (02:00:59):
That's Danielle Gandhi the only two I love.

Speaker 6 (02:01:04):
Thank you guys, But the rest of your mon a
bunch of blood sucking pigs.

Speaker 2 (02:01:12):
You know what you're you'll miss me when I'm gone?
When yeah, just asking for the room? Is there a
trip to turks and KOs?

Speaker 23 (02:01:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:01:18):
Hell damn water park.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
Never gift horse in the mouth.

Speaker 6 (02:01:24):
At this point, I don't even see a water park
in your future.

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
So wait, how about shoes? Shoes? Shoes are always good, Yeah,
think that as long as Gandi didn't f that.

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Speaker 6 (02:02:01):
All Right, shows done, We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time.

Speaker 2 (02:02:05):
Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody,