Return the Where’s Waldo Book

John never returned a Where’s Waldo book to the library from yeearrrsssss ago, so Garrett calls him with the late fees!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap,
Today's phone tap from Garrett? What's it all about? So
Kelly wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend John. Now,
John borrowed a book from the library about ten thirteen
years ago when he was a kid. Now he's a
full adult, but he still brags like, hey, I never
returned it and they're not doing anything about it. So
I'm gonna call John from the library, going, hey, give

(00:22):
me back our book.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Remember going to libraries, We're so fantastic. All right, here
we go. Hello, Hi John. My name is mister Cooper.
I work with Simse's Public Library. Are you familiar with us? Yes,
we've been updating our computer system and we've been going
over our delinquent accounts. According to our records, you borrowed

(00:46):
a book from us about thirteen years ago and it
hasn't been returned.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I actually haven't been back to that library since I
was in school. What book are you speaking up?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, we are looking for the third edition of Where's Waldough?
Are you familiar?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
No? No, I'm not familiar with that book.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, Well, you borrowed it from us and we are looking.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I gotta get back to work. I don't have time
for this.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, John, it's mister Cooper again from the library.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I do not have time for this. So I got
your book. I cannot help you right listen, right now,
I'm between. I can't talk to you about a stupid
book right now. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Then we will be charging you a late fee around
thirty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Are you out of here? Damn mind?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Listen guy. Times are tough around here, and.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I'm not saying thirty five hundred dollars for a book
that you guys don't have. Goodbye? What do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Listen? Can you please return the book so we don't
have to charge you the Why can you.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Not understand what I'm saying to you? I don't have
the book. I'm not bringing a book to you. I'm
sick and tired of this bone. I swear to God,
you have we confused with somebody else? Leave me alone
all to return the book?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
No bit. You know what's making it worse.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
We were just out with his friends last.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Night and he was bratting about the story again. That's perfect,
all right, I'm going to call him. You're going to
talk and we're gonna listen it.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
All right, Hey babe, it's gonna be called for you
recently asking for my information or anything. Uh yeah, actually
all right.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Because it just called me and has been hounding me
for the past hour about a library book that I
didn't return like thirteen years ago. They want thirty five
hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Baby, the whereas wild Books.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yes, the point is that he's on my ass about
thirty five hundred dollars for the book. You can't give
out my information like that. What's going to happen with that?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is that going to affect our credit? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
It wouldn't be an issue if you didn't hand my
information out to strangers without talking to me. I mean,
what was I.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
He said he needed to get a hold of you
right away, so I thought it was something about work
and I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Then you contact me, John, Hey, Johnny appreciated John. We'll
do this money. Who's gash from Elvis Duran in the
morning show? And you just got a phone tap by
your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
You might want to find the Waldo book though.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
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