FULL SHOW: The Day We Burn Your Photo

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, straightening.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
But you're a murderer.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, I would like to work out.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
If you think I'm gay, to raise your hand.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of punt Nope.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, am I a sick bathard? Yeah? I'm pretty limber
from my stature.

Speaker 6 (00:17):
Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 7 (00:20):
Elvister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 8 (00:23):
All the things we talk about while you're hearing a
song play. If you're curious this round of the other
morning show that only we hear in the room.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Just privately, was have you ever been put on report?

Speaker 8 (00:38):
Or have you ever been called in and had to
sign a piece of paper with corporate to acknowledge that
you did something wrong?

Speaker 9 (00:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
You got written up?

Speaker 10 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Were you ever written up?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Ever?

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Was ever something to put on your file?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Yeah, we all we've all had that either, Nate, you
didn't say that you've been put on file?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Have you can't talked about?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
What would say yes or no? Well, then that you
just said yes.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, so I can't talk about what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, wow, now I want to know.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Well, no, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:10):
I was but number one, I didn't sign the piece
of paper they told me to sign, So secondly I
can't talk about it either, but it did happen.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, So Danielle's.

Speaker 8 (01:22):
Question was and she's been she has had to get
redden up before. Right, what was your question about how
being written up in something put on your file?

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Is all about what's well?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
How does it work? Like does it work like soccer?
Like two yellow cards and then you get the red
and then you get the boot, Like how does it
work like.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Three strikes you're out that kind of thing?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well, what's going on? How does it work?

Speaker 11 (01:42):
And is there like a limit on how long this
is on your record? Like after seven years is a
fall off?

Speaker 12 (01:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
No, like youse, Like it doesn't after it's starting amount
of signing your driver's license?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
It like the point?

Speaker 13 (01:52):
And does it have to be this job or can
it be a job you had before this one?

Speaker 8 (01:56):
So you're saying that my heart's going to go to
you the last company you work for it and accumulate
all your points from This isn't like moving No, no,
this is not like he moving grades from one calleres
to the next.

Speaker 14 (02:06):
Sright, I worked at a grocery store before I worked
at the radio station, I got written.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
Up there multiple Oh no, if I hard had that
on your file, yeah, I wish they did.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
If you are going to work.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
For one place, can they call another place and say
were they ever written up before?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
They can't?

Speaker 6 (02:24):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
But now in this day and age, you don't want
to ever give an opinion about a past employee because
there's lawsuits possible.

Speaker 13 (02:31):
But what I said, answer is are they eligible for rehire?

Speaker 6 (02:33):
That's the only there you go eligible for rehire.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
No, I think the way it works, and I said
this earlier, and I don't know if I'm right or not.
They will write down things in your file until the
cows come home. So one day, if they do have
a reason to can you, they'll go, well, look at
this list of things that Elvis did.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Let him go legally, we can because look what he did.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
What a bad boy.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
But when you.

Speaker 11 (02:58):
Guys think about like what you got written up for,
if somebody read it out loud, you laugh at it
again when you probably, yeah, I don't think that helps us.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Yeah, because you told us why you were written up.
And I'm like, but that wasn't your fault. That was
someone else's fault.

Speaker 11 (03:11):
It was someone else's fault. I the way that they
blamed it on me. I can see what they're doing,
which is whatever. But I didn't sign it either.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
I was with you.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
I didn't sign it.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
Yeah, I was asked to sign I said I'm not
signing that.

Speaker 15 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
I said, you know how to spell my name, sign
it for me. I'm not signing it.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
You will not get Mike.

Speaker 8 (03:28):
You can sign my name better than me anyway. But
a lot of people are texting in Yeah, this person
got written up for talking about how babies are made.

Speaker 15 (03:36):
What.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Oh, I don't know, Melissa. Is that Melissa L nineteen?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Well let's talk to her.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Hello Melissa, Hi, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
So you work in HR so obviously, depending on what
company you work for, you have a lot of situations
where you have to have a meeting with someone and
then put something on their file.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Is that correct?

Speaker 16 (03:59):
Absolutely? Absolutely. I work with a specific company. I really
can't divulge the name. But we work with I have
a lot of which we call security guards, and we
have a couple infractions on a lot of stuff. So

(04:22):
I we have to pull them in the office, sit down, discuss,
they get a disciplinary action.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Written up on whatever.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
They're a physical thing.

Speaker 16 (04:35):
No, it's actually like if you get pulled in the
office and we have to discuss what their issue, what
they did wrong, and then they have they can either
sign the paper saying that we discussed it, or we
write on it saying that they waived signing it.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
Now if they wave signing it, does that like take
more points off there?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Whatever?

Speaker 16 (04:56):
It doesn't look good for them when we have to
send it up to our corporate. But they get three
tries and then there is a termination.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
Oh wow, So it sounds like your your particular company
has definitely a stract list of rules as it applies
to these people that you interview and interview.

Speaker 16 (05:18):
It does, it does, and we try to give them
a little bit, a little bit of leniency concerning what
they have to deal with. But a lot of the
infractions have to do with medication, handing out medications as
easy as tardiness or.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
The in between.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
I'm sure, and I understand you don't want to give
too much information. I'll tell you some of the texts
that are coming through. Here's someone who got written up
and fired. Then I went down to corporate told them
the story. They hired me back and fired the person
who fired me.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Oh wow, hope that never happens to me.

Speaker 8 (06:02):
Yeah, gosh. A lot of people are responding to this
on text. Do you guys see these things?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
This is wild though that only works one way.

Speaker 11 (06:11):
You should be allowed to write your company up to
when they violate you.

Speaker 16 (06:14):
You we do have, We do have where they can go.
We can go to corporate on us and write a
complain about us if they feel that they were in
justly put into the office.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Right, don't don't remember when iHeart took away our twenty
five colon machine.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, we were very upset.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Yeah, well yeah, this was a big thing here we
can get soft drinks for twenty five cents and then
one day said no, no more, its gonna be a
dollar twenty five. We're like, no, we will pick it.
And they they heard it, they heard they heard our angst.
What's that, froggy?

Speaker 14 (06:54):
This is like, no, you can't write me up. I'm
writing you up, like, oh really you don't like things
about me, but let me tell you what I don't
like about the company.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
There you go, and you're gonna sign.

Speaker 16 (07:04):
Yeah, And unfortunately that can happen where I work.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
So all right.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Well, hey, Melissa, working in HR, that's got to be
a tough job, especially if you work for a big,
established company with a lot of employees.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
I mean, does that take its toll on you? Sometimes?

Speaker 16 (07:19):
It does, because there are a lot of employees that
I really do like, and I hate having them come
in the office and sitting down and talking to them.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Right, It's like, Hey, I hate to do this, but
here we go.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
Look, Melissa, thank you for sharing with us. We appreciate
you listening very very much. We're gonna write you up
and put something nice on the Melissa record.

Speaker 16 (07:37):
Yay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I love all you guys.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Well, thank you, Melissa. You take care Britney.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
This is we have a fresh one online twenty Brittany
was written up for the first time just last week.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Let's find out more, shall we.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
Hey, Brian, Well, I don't know if you want to
give too much information, but you just got written up
last week.

Speaker 17 (07:56):
Yes, I've been with the company for ten years.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (07:59):
And they've been pulling me in the office for the
past four months, like, hey, you mess up on this,
you mess up on this, you're not paying attention. And
there were all different mistakes every time and then they
were like, listen, we're writing you up because you're not
paying attention. And it's like, are you serious, Like, I'm thirty?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Is this this is the thing?

Speaker 17 (08:19):
You want to put me on time out too?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
While you're at it, I know, stand.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
In the corner. You go, stand in the corner, young lady,
and think about what.

Speaker 17 (08:26):
And then the biggest thing that I'm dealing with right
now is they the person that wrote me up. They
did like a two page statement on behalf of the meeting,
and I said, okay, like just for my own records,
can I have a copy of then for like, no,
you can't like me?

Speaker 18 (08:43):
Yep, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Don't know, I don't, but all at all? Do you
like your job? Do you do you like where you're working?

Speaker 17 (08:49):
I mean, I've been questioning it the past two weeks,
but I'm trying to hang in there.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
You hang in there.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Sometimes you're a place of work had like what they
had in school back in the day, Like that chair
in the corner and you had to sit in it
and face the wall there a couple of times, yeah exactly.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
Yeah, We've had people on our show who had to
sit in the corner stairs for a while. Hey, thank
you for listening to us, and good luck at work, Brittany,
and good luck to you. Thank you all right, a
question from Scary then we have one more call, go ahead, Scary.

Speaker 12 (09:19):
Yeah, I mean, so when you get written up, it's
like a lot of a lot of times it's in subordination.
But some people they have performance goals to meet, like
like a sales team for instance.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
They get like a they have put on a performance
improvement plan. Can we be put pipped like put on
a performance improvement plan? Like I'm not I didn't break any.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Rules, like you need to be funnier.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm a good soldier, right exactly? Do we have that in?

Speaker 19 (09:43):
What?

Speaker 6 (09:43):
We don't know?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (09:45):
You know.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
The way you can do it with sales is each
individual person has individual numbers they have to hit.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
We work as a group.

Speaker 8 (09:53):
So I can't put Danielle on report because our ratings sucks.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
I don't know. I think it's a good question, but
it's kind of hard.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
We're impipable. No pipping going on. Finally, Andy online five
got written up. Oh my gosh, Andy, tell everyone why
you were written up at work?

Speaker 21 (10:15):
Well, I was working for a very high classy hotel.
Me and the girl that ran the front desk at
the time. I was in maintenance and the girl ran
the front desk. We wound up looking up at work
and behind the front desk, and she told one of

(10:36):
her friends, and her friend went blabbing the HR.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
Oh no, why would someone do that. I mean, you
were behind the desk. I mean, come on, seriously, and
you're working in maintenance.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
You're just in there maintaining you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 21 (10:54):
Well, so well, I wouldn't sign the write up, so
they terminated me at the time.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
That's not fair.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
It takes two to tango behind the front desk. Hello,
is she still there?

Speaker 21 (11:06):
No, she was terminated also now she's a debuty shriff.

Speaker 8 (11:10):
Okay, wow, that's good. She landed under her feet, so
to speak. And how are you doing it? Did you
find another job?

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (11:20):
Yes, I work for a big corporation now where I'm
at and I'm doing really good for myself.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
Well, will you ever have sex with another employee behind
the desk or is that a thing from.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
The past, that's the thing in the past.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Okay, Well, I love your story.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Andy.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
You sound like you have a great spirit.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
And sometimes we need to be terminated from certain places
so we can find a better life.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
And you obviously have one, you know.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Thanks for listening to us, man, Thanks for sharing.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
That was great, awesome.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Take care. Yeah. What about the time that.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
Nate snuck in and started railing someone on my board
where I work every day and someone saw it?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Elvis, we have got to take a commerci will break here.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Can you still get written up for that now?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Right now?

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Years later?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
All the things we've done.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
I know, but you can't do that now because these
wheatstones will catch on five.

Speaker 11 (12:14):
It's funny if you think about the things people have
gotten written up for around here versus the things they
have not gotten written.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Up for around here.

Speaker 12 (12:20):
It's amazes there you go.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Ever wondered what we look like? Do you think I
look in red?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I do?

Speaker 22 (12:28):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Alice dran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
I'm gotta tell you if you're listening to Froggy in
Jacksonville today, they decided to introduce Froggy to Jacksonville citizens.
At a place where you play ping pong, it's a
p Jacks. Yeah, I hate the word parlor. So it's
a ping pong ery.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Establishment competitive table tennis, guys.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
And so in talking about this, we learned that Gandhi
is a no, you don't call it ping pong.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
You call it what competitive table tennis?

Speaker 6 (13:12):
A competitive table tennis.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Ping pong is just making a joke that yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
So you take it seriously. Are you really that great
at it?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I mean I'm not.

Speaker 11 (13:19):
I'm not the greatest in the world. There definitely people
can beat me, but I'm pretty good.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
You know, my husband is really good at it. So
would like to say, yeah, I would love you guys
to do a little showdown.

Speaker 14 (13:28):
I asked Gandhi to help me out and like give
me a couple of tips. Her first tip was step
away from the table. I said, what, sit down? She said, yeah. Maybe,
so maybe you're better off doing that.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah, you might as well be.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, because if they hit that ball real hard, that's
going right your head.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
You gotta back it up, get yourself in the space
to breathe.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
So, I mean, Gandhi, what else do you do that
we do? We each have.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
It's some secret, secret, hidden talent that no one else
knows about. Like, for instance, I cooked. When Gandhi was
here and she was blown away.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
I'm like, yeah, I didn't. Okay, I'm a cook, you
know whatever.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
He was so good. I was like, this is amazing.
I felt so loved.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Okay, so what about ping pong? What else do you know?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Oh me, let's see I play the drums? I did that?

Speaker 6 (14:09):
You play the drums?

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (14:11):
I need to get a kit in my apartment, like
I really want it.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Well, no, I'm going to get the electric ones. I
can put my headphones on and play.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, Nate, Nate, straight, Nate.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
We need to get a keyboard, electric keyboard, and we
need to get a drum kit.

Speaker 13 (14:24):
I don't where we're going to put these things, but
we'll get them for you.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
We'll find a place. We'll find a place. And then okay,
was playing the keyboard.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I am just like James Gordon.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Just like James Gordon and Daniel. What's your hidden talent?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I don't? I mean you guys know I do a
lot of stupid voices. I can make a siren.

Speaker 13 (14:42):
Sound them, dear siren.

Speaker 8 (14:47):
No, no, no, siren, siren, Froggy, if you ever do
that again, let.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Me make sure I can record this.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
This is offul. I heard you down the street the
other day. Oh there it goes Danielle.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
That's so awful.

Speaker 13 (15:08):
It's so great every time.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
So everyone does a hidden talent. Sometimes you have to
have people remind you what it.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Is because it is just another thing you do. To Danielle,
she does that all day. She doesn't think of its talents.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
A great witch cackle like you do.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Do We hear that every day?

Speaker 9 (15:25):
Did you mind?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
And your little dog too?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Okay, So then back to Gandhi, Yes, Gandhi does.

Speaker 11 (15:34):
What is it you do?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Want to do it?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (15:38):
Okay, it's so pers doggy?

Speaker 6 (15:46):
What's your hitting time?

Speaker 20 (15:47):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I know?

Speaker 14 (15:48):
I mean I can build, I can you know what?
I can mcguiver fix anything. If something's broken, I'll find
a way to fix it.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
No, no, remember the television that was on the wall,
daniel That was one time.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
And I mean you hang one TV.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
People.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Some people have a talent that's so hidden, like scary.
His talent is so hidden. He doesn't even know what
it is, but it's so down in there.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Actually, I got one talent and that is the human
beat box.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Okay, a little.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm getting spit off.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Pay for effort.

Speaker 23 (16:30):
Give him something.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yeah, a lot of spit there, and that was in
my microphone. Oh god, it's.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
Gonna it's gonna smell like your spit. Scary can also
make his eyebrows grow together.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
I'm music trivia guy, I can you need you named
years and music and songs and titles.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
And arms his play a little tiny note and he
knows what the hell it is and he.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Can do it looking like Frida Callo.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Talent is murdering people but then.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Not getting caught.

Speaker 22 (17:04):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 6 (17:08):
All right, Garrett, Yes, what's this phone type all about?

Speaker 17 (17:11):
To?

Speaker 24 (17:11):
So Cindy wants to play a phone tap on her mom. Now,
Cindy recently bought her mom some beautiful flowers.

Speaker 25 (17:17):
But those flowers weren't exactly uh purchased.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
So I'm gonna callot them. But they weren't purchased. No,
she didn't buy them. Someone bought them.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
She really bought them.

Speaker 24 (17:26):
But I'm gonna play played off like she stole them
from solf.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Okay, okay, all right, I see what this is all about.
Let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Here we go Hello miss Yes.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Hi, this is Mark.

Speaker 17 (17:39):
Uh.

Speaker 24 (17:39):
Quick question for you if you don't mind. Can you
received flowers over the past week? Red flowers, long stem
yellow daisies intertwined?

Speaker 26 (17:51):
Yes, my dog got them for me.

Speaker 24 (17:53):
Let me be honest with you. Those flowers are stolen
excuse me, yes, stolen property you own right now?

Speaker 6 (18:00):
So you are a felon, Mark.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
No, I think I'm going to hang up now.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
I really did.

Speaker 17 (18:05):
I don't know why you're calling me or what this
conversation is about.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Would you like to know where they're stolen from?

Speaker 26 (18:10):
Yes? I would if you're calling.

Speaker 24 (18:11):
Me a cemetery?

Speaker 22 (18:13):
What?

Speaker 24 (18:14):
Yes, a cemetery. She stole them from dead people?

Speaker 20 (18:17):
My number?

Speaker 15 (18:17):
And I don't even know that I got these flowers?

Speaker 26 (18:19):
Who are you?

Speaker 24 (18:19):
A mark from Trobyish Cemetery? And I have your daughter here.

Speaker 26 (18:23):
I'm going to hang up now, Mark, Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Hold on, Cindy.

Speaker 15 (18:27):
See I have her on the phone. Why is she there?

Speaker 24 (18:30):
Well, she thought you'd be, you know, sly and slicking
going for round two. I guess of stealing some flowers
because I got her with a handful a few minutes ago. Cindy,
Cindy here may be there.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Mom, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Honey, Who is this guy?

Speaker 26 (18:45):
What are you doing? Honey?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
I guess he works here.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Did you take those flowers?

Speaker 17 (18:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (18:52):
Y answer me?

Speaker 27 (18:53):
Did you take those flowers on the cemetery?

Speaker 7 (18:56):
I took them?

Speaker 13 (18:57):
It doesn't matter who tells me?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Why?

Speaker 26 (19:00):
Ma?

Speaker 28 (19:01):
What's the big deal?

Speaker 9 (19:02):
City?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
That is so this case?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
It was my birthday?

Speaker 5 (19:06):
You sent me some dead people's flowers.

Speaker 29 (19:08):
There are a bunch of dead people.

Speaker 20 (19:10):
They don't know their flowers are gone, and they have
a million.

Speaker 17 (19:12):
Flower My god, oh my god, I cannot believe you
did this to me on my birthday.

Speaker 26 (19:18):
Mom, there's this horrible They belong to dead people. Oh
my god. These people in heaven, Oh my god, they're
looking to us, you know what they're saying.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
But what do I do with my daughter?

Speaker 14 (19:27):
Why is she.

Speaker 26 (19:27):
Sending me flowers from a dead person on my birthday?

Speaker 29 (19:30):
They are just sorrowed?

Speaker 9 (19:31):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh, and do you know how vunerable this?

Speaker 26 (19:35):
This is a sin.

Speaker 15 (19:36):
This is the sin.

Speaker 26 (19:37):
You're gonna go to hell and I'm gonna be right
behind you there.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Oh my ma.

Speaker 7 (19:41):
No one saw me do this, no one.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
I don't even know what I mean.

Speaker 26 (19:46):
God saw you?

Speaker 9 (19:47):
God?

Speaker 26 (19:47):
Saw you steal those claws of my cemetery from dead people, and.

Speaker 23 (19:52):
Now you're back at this this well, you're back to.

Speaker 26 (19:54):
This cemetery, stealing flowers, pulling the.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Flowers for now.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
I was taking in this, Grandma.

Speaker 26 (20:00):
God, oh my god, you want to give me a
young lady.

Speaker 20 (20:04):
You will got to pay for this.

Speaker 26 (20:06):
I cannot. But what were you thinking?

Speaker 9 (20:08):
Well, listen, you start talking to him and then to
run out.

Speaker 23 (20:10):
He's never gonna catch me.

Speaker 30 (20:11):
And remember, we can just forget about any little bit, don't.

Speaker 26 (20:16):
You don't you do? Don't you do this?

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Todd On whatever you deal with your reflection off me.

Speaker 26 (20:20):
You're gonna put the flowers up.

Speaker 23 (20:21):
Mom.

Speaker 24 (20:21):
What if I just told you your daughter's fine and
you just got phone tapped, You might hey my mom, Yeah,
my name is Garret from Elvis Durant in the Morning
Show and your daughter just phone tapped you.

Speaker 9 (20:32):
It's oh god, this isn't even funny.

Speaker 15 (20:36):
But oh money, I'm so glad.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
This isn't good.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
I don't I don't like the way I just.

Speaker 26 (20:40):
Fell poney about him in the store.

Speaker 17 (20:43):
This is okay, Oh good girl, money, okay Elvis Duran's
phone tap.

Speaker 31 (20:50):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 22 (20:54):
The Elvis Serene phone tap only on Elvis Aran in
the Morning Show Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Hey, I was thinking about this last night, tossing.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
And turning, thinking about crap.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Shouldn't have been thinking about.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
Is there something that happened to you as a kid
You were accused of doing something or whatever that you
didn't do, and still to this day you kind of
hold a grudge against people who accused you of doing it.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
You still need to vent about it all these years later.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Oh damn, like Gandhi, what happened to you as a
kid that you still can't get anyone to believe you?

Speaker 11 (21:29):
Okay, I was having a sleepover with a handful of
my friends and we were prank calling a boy, which
was just stupid in general, but whatever. Coincidentally, that night,
the guy's house got toilet papered and shaving creamed and
all kinds of stuff, and the cops showed up at
my house saying that it was our fault and that
they had proved because we were pranking them. And it
was so difficult to try and get out of that

(21:50):
because we were pranking him. But we didn't go anywhere,
and we didn't do any of the stuff they were
accusing us of doing. So it was a big battle
for a long time, and my parents were like, I
don't know, I think you might have done it. Finally
we found out who did.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
But I never got an apology from anybody.

Speaker 8 (22:04):
No, and all these years later, I mean that was
like a thousand years ago, and you were like school
like sitting there going dude, Yeah, it was a.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Girl named Lindsay and her friends. It was them, not me.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Froggie should tell you the story about about the little fish.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
He still has a little problem with that. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (22:19):
So my parents I had an aquarium in my room
and my way. We got this new fish and my
parents told me leave him in the bag to adjust
to the water temperature. We will put him in. Well
I didn't. I put him in the I put him
in the aquarium and we could never find him. He
was gone, and I kept being like, Dad, I swear
I put him in there. I didn't take him out.
I did, and he's like, you messed up, you didn't

(22:40):
do it. So I got in so much trouble and
then like one day, like a week later, I go
in there it was dark, the fish is swimming around.
I run and get my mom. I'm like, mom, look
there he is. I told you I didn't do anything.
He's right there. He went and hid real quick the
second he saw my mom and my mom told my dad.
My dad's like, no, I don't know it. So then

(23:00):
my mom finally convinced him, and my dad looked me
in the face. He goes, You've gotten a way with
plenty of other things when you were a kid that
you got wrong for. So this just put that in
place of those knows that he was never sorry, nothing,
never apologized.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Or where was the fish?

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Where the fish was hiding behind the treasure chest or something.

Speaker 14 (23:18):
Yeah, there's like a water feature. He would climb up
in the water feature. He hated lights, and when the
room was dark, he would come up somewhereround. When the
lights came on, he would go hide. We love anternal fish.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Yeah, So all these years later, your dad still won't say, hey, son,
I guess I was wrong.

Speaker 14 (23:31):
Yeah, jackass dad and jackass fish.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Dad. What's scary?

Speaker 12 (23:38):
In eighth grade, I got accused of cheating on Yvetos's
paper on our Earth science exam when I wasn't I
was the kid that everyone cheated off off they looked.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
At my paper.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Why they accuse you because I happened to be maybe
looking over at that minute. I was the one that
was caught, but they were all cheating on me. So
I had to retake that exam.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
We had to go after school and.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
The two of us had to like sit like far
apart social distance, and we sat there and we did
the entire test all over again. But I'm like, for
what reason? And they never like exonerated me. They accused
me to this day.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
So we all have these stories from our childhood where
we were we were wronged, I mean wrongful, accusation, wrong, wrongful, whatever,
and still to this day you still have to vent
about it.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
He was like, wait a minute.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
I got to make this right. Someone had been in
my case, everyone's gone. They're all dead, my mom and dad.
You know, they accused me of not taking a bath
when I was a kid. Go take a bath, and
I'm like, I don't want to take a bath, Go
take a bath. So I went and took a bath,
and they came to my bedroom later said good in
here to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Do you see you this?

Speaker 6 (24:44):
And my mom ran our finger down the bottom of
the bathtub. This is bone dry.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
What it dried? What do you want me to do?

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Because if my towel is wet, well you obviously just
put it in the sink and got it wet to
make us think you were drying off.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Take another bath.

Speaker 8 (24:59):
They made take another bath, and even you know, God
rest their souls before they passed away. I even confronted
them on this and said, you know, this happened to
me as a child, and of course they didn't remember it.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
They're like, no, it's no big deal, let it go.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
I went, no, it scarred me for a life, accusing
me of lying these things happened.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
We got to move on.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
I was reading this in A guy was saying in
fifth grade, a science test asked are there any stars
in the solar system? I said yes, and he marked
it wrong. And I went up to a teacher and said,
what about the sun? The sun is a star? He
said it meant all the other stars and kept on
marking it wrong. Over fifty years ago, this was an
issue still a problem with a teacher who's probably dead

(25:43):
and gone.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Yeah, I got an apology.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
So we're holding onto these grudges that you know, and
you have to really dig and find them.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
But once you do, you off in that funny health apology.
Yeah you're not gonna get it.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
It's definitely a lesson in learning to let things go,
which is just very challenging when.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
It comes to things like fish that hide in water features.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
And you know what I'm saying, Yeah, the people who
people who go ahead and toilet pay for someone else's house.
You get accused for it, and it's like, all these
years later, still nothing. You don't feel exonerated at all,
do you, Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
Not even a little bit. And it wasn't just me
that got accused. My friends who were there got accused too,
So all of us were like, we're so wrong to
getting yelled at talking about we're gonna have to serve
community service like it was nonsense.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
You may come across as some kind of fruitcake, but
I want you to do this today. I want you
to text email or call someone who owes you an
apology from years and years and years ago and tell
your story and let them know this has been bothering
you and you need resolution or you can't move forward.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
I'm thinking back to all the things I did that.
Yeah I did do that. Like she's this toilet paper
the house, Like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
I did do that.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
My sister used to never take showers, and we used
to say, Jackie, take a shower. Nuh I apodis sect
she really didn't take showers back then.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You did everything wrong.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
You're the person that did all this stuff that we
got accused of doing. You're the problem.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Still I still toilet paper people's houses.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
We were the town hooligan.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I don't know. I think we've lost our minds.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
I've got twenty four one, twenty four. It's Christy.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
This is still going on. What happened to you? How
were you wronged as a child? And it's still with
you today? Hey, Christy, what's going on?

Speaker 17 (27:29):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
How are you?

Speaker 13 (27:31):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Well?

Speaker 6 (27:32):
Good morning?

Speaker 8 (27:32):
So how old were you and all this took place?
This retroactive anger thing of yours?

Speaker 17 (27:38):
So actually you I started talking about it, and I
was laughing, staredly.

Speaker 26 (27:41):
I had cheers because it actually happened to my brother though,
and I did it to him.

Speaker 17 (27:47):
So my dad had made us a brand new table
for I guess, our playroom, our wreck room, and my
sister and I, being normal teenagers, we were climbing around,
had friends over.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
We sat on it and.

Speaker 15 (27:56):
Broke it, so we props it up.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
My little brother, five years old, kid as.

Speaker 17 (28:02):
Can be, goes down with his coloring books and crayons,
goes to color.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
And the whole thing collapses on him.

Speaker 17 (28:08):
My mom is screaming at him, you know, what were
you doing?

Speaker 7 (28:12):
You were clowning around, and he's just sobbing. He's like,
I didn't do it.

Speaker 23 (28:16):
I was just coloring.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
And then I was like, well, it can't break this
from coloring. My sister and I are upstairs. We both
peek our heads out of our.

Speaker 26 (28:23):
Bedrooms and I'm like, I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 18 (28:25):
My sister's like I'm not saying nothing.

Speaker 7 (28:27):
So forever my brother had no clue what happened.

Speaker 17 (28:31):
We finally told that he's thirty five now, so he
finally told him, Yeah.

Speaker 15 (28:38):
Wow, my poor brother.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
And all he was doing was coloring and coloring. He
isn't a lot of pressure on a table, right.

Speaker 15 (28:45):
I mean, you know, and my mother's still like, for
like forever, my mom would always.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Bring it up.

Speaker 23 (28:52):
Then he broke it.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
All those years and you know, he had to live
with us all those years.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
But you did too, did you feel guilty at all?

Speaker 32 (28:59):
Nay, Now I did so much to that poor kid.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
All right, thank you for coming clean, Christy at least, uh,
there's a there's there's a feeling of coming clean.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Have a great day. Thanks for listening today.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
I have a great day. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
You You're welcome.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Roy on line twenty, his grandmother still doesn't believe something
that happened when he was a kid.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Roy Elvis, Good morning, Good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I love you guys, well, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
So I'm originally from Mississippi. I live in Iowa now.
One day it was raining like crazy in Mississippi, and
I was staying with my grandma and uh, she has
like a lot of bowls. He's like a order she
just loved. I don't know why she old like. And

(29:50):
so basically it was raining and I had to use
the restroom. So I went to the bathroom and there
was like a leak in the ceiling. So I went
under the sink got one of her bowls, because she
has like a thousand of them. So I get the
bowl and I put it where the water was leaking
in the cilly and I wake up, or she wakes
me up about four or five hours later with the

(30:11):
bowl in my face, and she's like, did you pee
in my bowl? And I was like what She was like,
there's water in my bowl if by the toilet? Did
you pee in my bowl? I was like, Grandma, like like,
listen to yourself. There was a toilet, there's a bowl.
Why would I pee in the bowl and there's a toilet.

Speaker 15 (30:31):
And she's like, nope, nope, you peed in my bowl.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I don't understand why you were pee in my bowl.
And there's a toilet right there. Grandma Hodulfo and like
she's ninety years old right now, well actually ninety three,
but she was ninety when it happened, and till this
day she's like, yep, I'm pretty sure you peed in
my bowl?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Right right?

Speaker 8 (30:49):
When's the last time? When's the last time you told
your grandmother you really need to clear the air?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Here?

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Was it very it was it long ago? Or was
it recent?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
It was recent? It was recent?

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Still she like, god, she still.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Does not believe me.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
And she and the funny part about it is so
she was like witch to your dad gets home, and
so my my dad gets home and She's waiting at
the kitchen table with the bowl, and she was like,
ask your something what he did with my bowl? To day?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
He was like, did you pee in her bowl?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I was like, Dad, she's ninety, She's ninety years old.
Come on, do you think I would pee in the bowl?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Come on, God, I know.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
But if you think about it, Roy, at the end
of the day, it's it's something that's so ridiculously stupid.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
It's not that big of a deal, but it is
a big deal to you because to this day, all
these years later, your your beloved grandmother still doesn't believe you,
and you need for her to believe you.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
You're gonna have to convince her.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I'd meet before before she passes anything. I need her
to Yeah, I believe me. I did not let her
know in your bowl.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
I love your grandmother, I love you, but we've we've
got to come to an understanding here.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
This has been bothered at all. Right, Well, good luck
for Can I tell you?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Can I take it one more thing?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Hey, So I've been living to Iowa now for about
I want to say, five six years. When I first
moved to Iowa, I really didn't know. Too many people
really didn't know what was going on. I was living
in Des Moines at the time. I lived to see
the rapids. Now I turned the radio on, I heard
your voice for the first time. I was like, these
guys sound kind of interesting. Kept you on for a

(32:27):
couple more months after that. I actually met you guys
at the Iowa State fab before you had your surgery.
I met you so, I mean, I've loved you ever
since then. So for about six years now, you guys
have been my favorite radio station. So I love you guys, and.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
So I love hearing that.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I love Danielle, I love all you guys. Roy.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
That's so cool. Thank you so much. You know I
love hearing that.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
You know, every day we talked to different different types
of people, people who've been listening to us for twenty
something years and people who are just now listening to
us for the very first time. And I think you
gave those new listeners the instructions you got to listen
for several months. Otherwise this crap doesn't make any sense
at all. I'm glad you starte it with this.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Thank you so much, Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Well, thanks for your loyalty.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
All these years.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Hold on, Roy, thanks for your and tell your mom hello,
get over it.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Don't be in anymore bowls.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Don't do it.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, the toilet bowl is technically a bowl. Hold
on one second. Excellent.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
I love that he moved somewhere, didn't have any friends.
Turn on the radio and hear his friends are every day.
I love that.

Speaker 22 (33:32):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the big show.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
So they have to do these secret things like stick
shampoo bottles in there.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday.

Speaker 22 (33:46):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Until then, say bye everybody, Bye.

Speaker 22 (33:53):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis da Ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (34:06):
Okay, just a little something to think about as we
get into this conversation.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Sometimes people are in a bad mood.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
You know, celebrities are people too, you.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
I mean, can you imagine, you know, if everyone's always
in your way and wanting your autograph and a picture,
and I know, I know, I know, Well, if you're
a celebrity, that's part of the Okay, I get I
get that, but sometimes it may be a bit much
for some of these people.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
So as we talk about these celebrities who have are
allegedly a holes, for instance, let's let's let's start with
a scary Jerry Seinfeld story.

Speaker 12 (34:44):
Yes, I was at a charity event and I was
lucky enough to be in the same room with Jerry
Seinfeld and Steve Martin, I mean, comedy icons right there
talking to each other, having a conversation.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
So I went up to them and I said, hey, guys,
can I get a picture? And I was talking to
them for five minutes before I did, and then finally
Jerry they about to give me the picture. Steve was
into it.

Speaker 12 (35:06):
Jerry's like no, j was like, listen, isn't it isn't
it just like, do the Jerry Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Voice, Elvis, isn't it good?

Speaker 6 (35:14):
I don't know what you want. Don't include me in
your story. Isn't it just royalty?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
You're a monk royalty right now having a conversation with
us enough for you. Forget about that. Put the camera away.
We're having a conversation here. And he kind of tricked
me into not wanting a.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Picture with him. When you originally told this story, you
didn't tell it like that.

Speaker 8 (35:34):
You said that you wanted a picture with Jerry Seinfeld
and Steve Martin and they were in the middle of
a private conversation and you interrupted them past them.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, well that's what you said.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
You interrupted. You interrupted their conversation, did I did?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, because I'm like, this is a big good.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
But now you said that you were having the conversation
with them.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Yeah, you changed your story.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
No, I weaved slowly in and then we've talked. I
was talking to them for a couple of minutes before
I finally walked.

Speaker 28 (35:58):
Traded their conversation too, as bad as when you when
you made Elton John take a picture with you and
he looked like he would rather be getting.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
Look, you know, look, if you're a celebrity, I you're
I'm assuming that you're accustomed to people coming up and
wanting pictures, and you know.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Thank god they want your picture. One day they won't
That's my motto.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Right.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
But we had Barry Manilow. I took my mom some
place and very Maneloe. She loves him, and he looked
like he wanted to kill himself. Like this picture, My
poor mom walked away. She's like, he's not very nice.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Well, no, you know, after what I said about him
in my book, his people called and they yelled at
they yelled at black people.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Yeah, damn, because he was a total jerk. He was
an a hole and I said that in my book.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Mister Matelow says he's never been interviewed by your client,
Elvis Durand I'm well, there wasn't that an interview.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
It was at a charity concert anyway, So you know,
you got to take into account where they are as well.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
And you know, if they're like having dinner, yeah, you
don't want to go to their table and interrupt them
stuff like that. Anyway, With that said, let's go talk
to Christy line four. Hey, Christy, Hey.

Speaker 33 (37:09):
How you doing.

Speaker 27 (37:09):
I'm so excited?

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Okay, So who is rude to you?

Speaker 27 (37:14):
Well, my nephew actually, and who can be mean to
a little kid? I mean it's in kindergarten. But we
were at a celebrity golf tournament and Tom Brady no.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Let her tell her story. Come on now, okay, what happened?

Speaker 34 (37:30):
Standom?

Speaker 27 (37:31):
Well, you know he wanted an autograph. Everybody gave autographs
and Tom Brady was going to his car, and all
the kid wanted was an autographed and he was like, no,
I'm not giving autographs. And my nephew just started crying.
I mean he was like six years old, and it
was it was so sad. I mean I teach kindergarten.

(37:53):
I mean, these poor kids, all they want is an autograph.
And he was his favorite. I mean there was justin
Timberlake and all these people and everybody was so nice,
and Tom Brady was such an a hole. I can't
stand him. I falls into a hole.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (38:08):
Oh no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
All right, well, thank you and I so, but what
about your your nephew.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Does Eve still idolize Tom Brady?

Speaker 27 (38:19):
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no no. And he's like
twenty one now and he has never rooted for them ever.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Yeah, see what happens? All right?

Speaker 9 (38:29):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
I love you guys, love you more, love you more.
Take it easy, yeah, gandhi, what well?

Speaker 11 (38:34):
I don't even like Tom Brady, Okay, but I'm gonna
say I know for a fact that he gets approached
all the time for autographs, and sometimes parents and really
creepy fans will send a child to get the autograph
and then they try to turn around and sell it
and do really weird things for it or with it.
So maybe that's why he was a jerk. But again,
don't like Tom Brady, so I want to believe he was.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Actually a k Yeah, Christy, Christy wasn't doing it. She
was doing it for her nephew. Robert online nine, Hey, Robert, Hey,
good morning Robert. Now which celebrity was a jerk to you?

Speaker 20 (39:03):
Well, it was really to my wife. My wife was
a huge bear Nicked Ladies fan, and we actually followed
them on tour with the vehicles just do whoerever they went.

Speaker 9 (39:13):
We went.

Speaker 20 (39:13):
Well, when they come out after the show, they do
the little walk through meet and greet with people out back.
My wife took a picture with every member. When it
came to Stephen Page and I asked if I could
take his picture. He says, what difference does it make?
You're gonna do it anyway. I'm like, okay, camera away,
didn't do it. I hate how wonderful Canada is that

(39:37):
I had to dump that, so I will sandwich that
with the good ones. The best celebrity I ever met
was Russell Peters.

Speaker 11 (39:44):
Oh, I love him he's a he's an Indian comedian.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
If people don't know who he is, he's hilarous.

Speaker 20 (39:50):
I love nice and he is one of the nicest
guys you will ever meet. The things he did, the
things he did.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
When he found out I wanted an.

Speaker 20 (39:58):
Autograph, We're unbelievable, pulled me back into the green room.
Can't meet back to kept, offer me something to eat
or drink. Sweetest man you ever met.

Speaker 8 (40:06):
You know, it's good to hear. It's good to hear
the positive ones. Very good to hear that. All right,
listen you and your wife. You know, I know you
hate baar naked ladies now, but just not all of them,
just one of them.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
So it's good.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
All right, Robert, thank you very much. Let's see a
line fifteen is Jace. Let's go talk to him.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Hey, jays, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 33 (40:25):
I let's sew you guys doing.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
We're doing okay? So which celebrity was rude to you?

Speaker 33 (40:30):
There's this lady who's on the radio. Her name is
miss daniel Monaro.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Oh, Danielle, come on, what I did? I were cooking,
all right, tell me what I did?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
What did she.

Speaker 21 (40:41):
Do to you?

Speaker 33 (40:42):
So this had to have been about ten or fifteen
years ago. I was living in New York and I
was hearing you guys on multiple stations because you guys
are syndicated. I didn't know how it worked. I called
up there and I was like, oh my goodness, hey,
wait a minute, what radio station is this? And Danielle
said to the one hundred, and I went, well, wait
a minute, you're on Q one O two and you're
on this one and you're on that one. She goes, yeah, syndication.

(41:03):
I'm like, so wait a minute, you guys work for
all of them. And her favorite line, she says, what
are you stupid?

Speaker 17 (41:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (41:14):
Oh god, I don't recall the conversation.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
He recalls it, what you what are you stupid?

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Stupid answer?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I must have been answering the phones back then.

Speaker 33 (41:25):
I guess it was about ten or fifteen years ago,
and I was like, wait a minute.

Speaker 21 (41:29):
That was rude.

Speaker 33 (41:30):
But I love you today. That's a damn sure. I
love you.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I know it was.

Speaker 33 (41:35):
You, because I don't think anybody else has ever asked
me if I was stupid.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Before you weren't answering phones then you were on there,
and you know what, he even as you were so
so mean and evil to him. He still likes listening
to the show and still likes you.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Very sweet of you.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Don't be stupid. That's all.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Because I know how she says it.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
She says it to me all the time.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
I love you.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
So yeah, right, all right, thank you, Jason. She loves you.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
She loves you. You stupid Steve on like three, Hello, Steve, Steve,
are you still there?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Alright? We lost Steve. He was calling to say that
Michael Winslow was mean to him.

Speaker 34 (42:18):
I'm here, I'm here.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
Well where'd you go? Oh my god, we thought we
lost you, Steve. Steve.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
So, Michael Winslow, he's the comedian guy that does the
sound effects, and he was in a movie like a
fifteen twenty years ago or more.

Speaker 34 (42:30):
Yeah, the Police Academy movies, remember exactly.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
Yes, Yes, he's the guy that made it, makes all
the like the sound effects.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 34 (42:38):
Yeah. So what happened in I was an intern at
a radio station, right, and he was like my first
celebrity I was in because he was doing a comedy show.
So I went up to him. I'm like, hey, mister Winslow,
I have an on air radio show on my college
radio station. Can you just do like as id for me?
And he's like, no, my voice is trademark. They cannot

(43:01):
do that. So I'm like, all right, cool. I walk out.
Then he said to the host of the show, keep
that psycho path away from me. So I'm like, I'm like,
I found I found this out after the fact. I'm like, bitch,
you ain't seen psychopath yet.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Oh my god, Michael Winslow, I don't what's he?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
What's he doing? Now?

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Do you know?

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Is he he's he's.

Speaker 34 (43:32):
You do a sound effect of the chainsaw cutting off
his freaking arms? How about that? Oh god?

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Okay, you anger there, Steve. You know, even though it's
even though it's.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Years later, you are now officially an intern for our
show and you can come up.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Here anytime you want.

Speaker 15 (43:49):
I would love to.

Speaker 34 (43:49):
That would be my dream coming to you guys.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Thank you, thank you psycho. You're fabulous by Steve.

Speaker 13 (43:57):
His text here says chevy Chase was in a hole.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Everybody says that difference.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
We had the same thing with him.

Speaker 6 (44:04):
But his wife is the sweetest lady in the world.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
His wife is so nice. I don't get it.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
I don't know, but you know what I don't know.
Connie fun hey, Connie, Hi, and so who is road
to you?

Speaker 23 (44:21):
The Olsen twins.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Both of the rooms at the same time that time.

Speaker 23 (44:28):
What happened, Well, we were at a kmart in Bridgehampton,
so already off to a bad start.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Okay, I love that kmart by the way, Bridge Hampton,
I love it.

Speaker 23 (44:39):
But I got so excited as a kid of the nineties,
was oh my god, the Olsen twins. So I went
up to them to ask for a photo. They both
looked at each other, rolled their eyes and said, this
is not the appropriate place in time. Go scurry along.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
The scurry o grouse, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Oh.

Speaker 23 (45:00):
I wish I was making it up, but it really happened.
And then I was very sad. But later that same
night I met Jennifer Lopez, so I'd made it all
the better.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
So did Jennifer Lopez tell you to discovery along? Or
was she polite?

Speaker 23 (45:13):
She was the nicest woman in the world. She was gorgeous.
She waved to us and wish just a happy you
know Saturday.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
She was lovely, lovely, good to hear it. A happy
ending for your day, all right, listen, thank you for listening.
To us, and if I see the Olsen Twins, I'm
gonna let them know how I feel about them.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Now good if I ever see them, check it out.

Speaker 33 (45:35):
I was so appreciated and I love you guys so much.

Speaker 22 (45:37):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Are we eving on?

Speaker 7 (45:45):
Ellis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 6 (45:47):
And good morning, Ashley? Why are you up so early?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
What are you doing?

Speaker 23 (45:51):
I have a bit of a problem.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Okay, what do you have as a problem? Ashley? Tell us?
Let us help you.

Speaker 30 (45:57):
So I'm in a wedding in about four weeks and
I left my bridesmaid's dress out on my dresser to
remind myself that I needed to take it to the
tailor to get hemmed. So I went to work. I
left her work. I work about an hour and a
half away from my house, so I have no chance
of getting back home really quick.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
What happened?

Speaker 30 (46:19):
I got to work and I log into our living
room camera just to check on our dog, like I
normally do, and I see something on the living room floor.
So I'm listening to the camera kind of trying to
figure out where she's coming from. And I zoom in
and I realized that she got a hold of my
bridesmaid's dress.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
What do you mean she got a hold of it? Now,
what does that mean? She got a hold of your
bridesmaid dress?

Speaker 30 (46:44):
So basically, she took it off of my dresser, carried
it down the stairs into the living room and started
playing with it like it was a toy.

Speaker 8 (46:54):
Aw, that's so cute.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
What's your dog's name.

Speaker 30 (47:00):
My dog's name is Rogue.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
Oh, Rogue, there you go.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
So what does it look like now?

Speaker 30 (47:07):
Not a dress anymore?

Speaker 8 (47:09):
Well, you did say you have four weeks. Is that
enough time to get it together? I mean it's going
to be costly, but you're the bridesmaid. You're expected to
be there with that dress on.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Right.

Speaker 30 (47:18):
Yep, I'm not sure how I could pull this on off.

Speaker 29 (47:21):
Have you called a completely new dress?

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Have you called the bride?

Speaker 18 (47:26):
Not yet?

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Yeah, you know, she has a lot of things she's
dealing with, like.

Speaker 8 (47:29):
Flowers are being delivered and oh my god, they don't
have the right potatoes, you know, stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Yes, now she needs a bride. I'm sorry, Rogue ate
my dress.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
How much was the dress?

Speaker 33 (47:40):
It was like two?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
All right?

Speaker 8 (47:43):
Well, well, you know what the good news is, Rogue
is a loving a loving dog, and he really is.
I guess this could be good for us. A lot
of people listening right now had something eaten by the dog.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
You know.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Max, when he was a puppy used to eat everything.
Now he doesn't. He just eats his food. He's really
good about that.

Speaker 9 (48:03):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
He wouldn't eat my bridesmaid dress.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
But you must have felt so helpless an hour and
a half away watching Rogue eating your dress, I was like,
what do you do?

Speaker 6 (48:11):
Were you panicking? Were you screaming out loud? Screaming at
the camera.

Speaker 30 (48:15):
I think I went through my entire phone book to
see if someone could go to my house and help
me get save the dress.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
How big is rogue? And what kind of dog is rogue?

Speaker 30 (48:27):
Rogue is a Rhodesian ridge back eight pounds.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Yeah, very playful.

Speaker 8 (48:33):
Yeah's funny how they find a dress as a toy.

Speaker 11 (48:37):
I feel like rodes and ridgebacks are little thiefs, just
in general. I had one steel a loaf of bread.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
From me and it was really funny, but just how
to leave it alone?

Speaker 23 (48:44):
So she loves food, He loves food.

Speaker 17 (48:47):
Do anything for food?

Speaker 18 (48:48):
Apparently, she thought my dress was food.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Yeah, I think you're.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Gonna have to call the dress place and just you
need to get that done. You're gonna have to forget
a Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:55):
Sorry about that, you know, finding yourself in a helpless
at away, like an hour and a half away from home.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
My dog is eating my dress.

Speaker 16 (49:08):
I know.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
But you still love rogue just as much, don't.

Speaker 23 (49:11):
You like it never even happened.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Yeah see, I know, I know. Well, look, thanks for
your story. Best of luck. This is why I don't
have cameras at my house. Thank you, Ashley. I don't
want to know what's going on.

Speaker 11 (49:21):
Oh I love those cameras, the pet cams, especially the
ones that shoot the treats.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
Yeah, we tried that. We had one SendUS. It's one
of those treats, shooting cameras. Yeah, intube, The thing is
ours was something was wrong. It was defective. It would
have shot a hole in a dog's head. It was
going to turn it down.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
It was like a rifle.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
It was.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
It was like having an assassin.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
In your living room shooting at your dog.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Where's Max he's hiding?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
You got taken out by a tree.

Speaker 22 (49:49):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 19 (49:53):
Jennifer wants to phone tap her boyfriend Tommy. God, Jennifer
must really really trust the relationship. I want to phone
tap my boyfriend, Tommy, says Jennifer. My boyfriend hears all
kinds of stories about what a creep my ex boyfriend
Nunzio was to me. He would just explode if he
thought Nunzio came to pay me a visit at.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Home while he was away at work. Let's see what
happens with his phone tap. All right, Jennifer, you've got guts.
Jennifer starts to call to her boyfriend Tommy, and then
Scary Jones Scary Hey, He jumps in as Jennifer's ex
boyfriend Nunzio.

Speaker 15 (50:28):
Tommy, I'm like shaking right now.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I'm doing because none just in front of my house
A box the pizza?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
What? Yes?

Speaker 15 (50:35):
I think.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
Again?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Not just in front of my house right now?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
You work at the window show what do you want?

Speaker 12 (50:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
What do you say?

Speaker 15 (50:44):
Just open the door.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I just want to talk to you for a second.

Speaker 15 (50:46):
Oh on, Nunzio, what do you want?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
But I dropped five with some pizza.

Speaker 15 (50:53):
For us, Tommy said to get in the window.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Can we at least talk about this over lunch.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I can't talk them out.

Speaker 13 (51:03):
We want to say.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I'm not gonna see him criss him out.

Speaker 22 (51:05):
Mother.

Speaker 14 (51:06):
I'm not doing the.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Mother in this project because you never crant anybody out.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Funny money christ me, not funny.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
About I made this pizza especially for you, Ken.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I just can't get the.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Mind Janet's water onto the bridge. Let's start over.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
I don't understand you. Why can't you be like none?
He don't have to come to my ass again. Don't
let her speak to me again. How come you're not
saying that? You don't say that.

Speaker 34 (51:28):
No, I want you to.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Say to the window, I want you to answer your door.
Carrect boyfriend, I don't have to say that. Why can't
you do that?

Speaker 17 (51:36):
Because I feel bad, Tommy, I feel really bad.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
You feel good.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I hate this kid so much, Tommy, I hate the
kit so much. He's gon funny.

Speaker 7 (51:43):
Say look, you got to get the hell out of here.

Speaker 35 (51:45):
You really do, honestly, because you just couldn't cast tom
to me and Tommy, I.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Had you in mind when I made the sauceage extra
sweet and now it's getting cold. I appreciate it.

Speaker 36 (51:52):
So you have like two boxes.

Speaker 13 (51:53):
I don't thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I think you want to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
He wants to talk to me.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
He's tak give me your phone.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Okay, you're gonna give him your phone.

Speaker 37 (52:04):
The window, Tommy, hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Hello, done, yeah, done?

Speaker 13 (52:10):
You know alright?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
For my girlfriend, I'm playing games some more.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Okay, listen, lady.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
For my gonfriend, hush, you know I can't be there
right now.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I'm just brought some pizza for lunch. Is the pizza
I don't care about.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
I'll take that pizza. You want to face so none,
I'm not talking talk over the phone either. I'm sure,
I swear I anton.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I'll come to you a pizza.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
I'll put a pick to the window. Get lay for
my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Just because I'm an ex boyfriend? What does that mean?
What does that mean to you? I'm in the past,
We're over finished, done history.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
None, Zee, it's been in my voice. I swear to you.
Was a man on the guard. Right now, I want
you to hand the phone back to my golfriend. I
want to hear that thing he's leaving right now. If
I don't hear that, nonz, shocky guy, I know where
you live.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
You're stupid as I got time is a funny ass
for my girlfriend playing simple?

Speaker 12 (52:56):
It sounds to me like you have some serious insecurity
problems and the phone over.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Are you afraid that I'm gonna steal her away from you?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Is that it?

Speaker 33 (53:02):
Let me know you?

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Let me tell it?

Speaker 23 (53:03):
What is?

Speaker 4 (53:03):
I know you're six five and your one hundred towns
and I'm scared of that.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
I'm scared a big wings my coming pull you away.
You think you would comminate me?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Bro, I'll beat the guys a thousand times making a
gift and uglease, guy's never bit in my wife. I
think it's the funniest thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
You're a disgrace.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
I rare call.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
I hear you name.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Can the phone over and get the bay from.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I can't believe you're getting so crazy.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
I can't tell you that.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
You really amuse me, Tommy. I don't know who you
think you are, where you came from, but.

Speaker 14 (53:32):
You and you who I am.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Bro, I'm the one that's gonna plow your head into
the floor. Give him to the phone. Bro here, I'm
leaving work right now. I'm taking her to come. I'm
coming her now.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Tell I'm not.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I won't leave, but you know what, you've been phone tapped, Tommy,
this is scary Jones.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Melviston ran in the Morning show, O Good You Guys show.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 31 (54:03):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by Authorticys.

Speaker 22 (54:07):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Okay, look, let's say you go on a date and
you're like, hey, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Great?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
You want to go on another date?

Speaker 6 (54:29):
No, you know what, I really enjoyed our time together.
I had a good time.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
I just don't see it, you know, moving anywhere beyond
you know, a first date.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Thank you, you know, have a nice day and that's fine.

Speaker 8 (54:41):
Well wait a minute, well can you tell me what
went wrong? Has anyone ever done that to you?

Speaker 11 (54:45):
Yes, I've had that happen, talk about it, and I
just said, I just didn't feel that we had great chemistry.
I don't know if it's you, it might be me,
but I just didn't feel that spark that thing.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
Okay, I'll be him. What do you mean chemistry? What
do you mean we we talked? I mean you talked
to me, I talked to you.

Speaker 11 (55:00):
Okay, Well he didn't push it past that, but I
guess I don't know what I would say.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
I have the conversation as if you were here.

Speaker 11 (55:05):
Okay, I guess I would just say I just if
you really really want me to tell you the truth,
I don't feel a physical connection, and because of that,
I think we should just be friends.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Okay, so you don't find me attractive?

Speaker 11 (55:15):
Oh my god, No, you're just not my type. Okay,
I'm sure somebody finds you.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
What is your type? But what is it?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
I don't have.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
I don't know. I just didn't feel the spark. Maybe
it's me.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
Say no, no. If you say maybe it's me, you
lose all points.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 11 (55:30):
Well at that point, I don't know because I wouldn't want
to hurt somebody's feelings.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
But listen to what this pompous ass said.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
It was a tender date.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
Thank you for finding this Nate.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Hello, Kimberly.

Speaker 8 (55:42):
I know we went on a date quite a while
ago now, but I'd like to explain why I haven't
messaged you. Wow, I feel like you could have made
the date much better, could you? And here's a few
reasons why I apologize if I offend you.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Okay, already, I'm already.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
Yeah, you hate the guy already? Right, you are very pale?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (56:05):
I know you're not a fan of the sun, but
a bit of fake.

Speaker 8 (56:08):
Tan won't hurt Okay, hate him all right? If you
lost some weight, he would look incredible.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
What maybe a little bit of weight.

Speaker 8 (56:17):
You have quite big boobs, so you should show off
your cleavage more. All right, already you hate this guy
more than you've ever hated anywhere.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Yeah, your fat, you're pale, some of your boobs.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
I think you need to wear clothing that suits your
figure and maybe update your style slightly, just so I'm
not embarrassed to be seen with you.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
Wow, you need to dye your hair a.

Speaker 8 (56:38):
Normal collar and add extensions. Longer hair is much more attractive.
You need to look more natural. Stop wearing makeup. Just
make yourself look decent, but don't overdo it.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
What God, your.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
Lips have gone down, so you should think of getting
more filler. I know you said you regretted it, but
filler would make you sexier. You need more confidence, confident
and sexy. The fact you take things slow makes you
look like a prude. I didn't get a kiss, which
messed up my ego. Be more sensitive to other people's feelings.
And it goes on and on and on.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
I didn't get a kiss, be sensitive to my feelings.
What a psycho.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
I'd like to see her list for him?

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Well, when you're perfect identified him.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
He basically wrote his own list for him, right, Yeah,
this is the list of reasons why we hate him.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
He's an ass.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (57:27):
What once again, Every once in a while, something will
happen in the world where I just say to myself self,
you are so naive and thinking this exists. The fact
that someone said this to her someone.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
To me is like, really, I dated a guy who,
while we were dating, try to change the way I
dressed and stuff like that. He was like, goodbye, you know,
and I think you should wear tighter this and tighter that,
and that.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
Didn't Did he ever come out?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
He didn't know? That was a different guy. That wasn't
that guy.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
How many gay guys did you date?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
If you had seen this guy's hair, you would have
thought he was gay, but he wasn't.

Speaker 11 (57:58):
I had the opposite in a reallylationship where once we
started dating everything that I did. He was like, I
don't like that anymore. Why do you have to dress
so cute? Why are you earning so much makeup?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Bye?

Speaker 6 (58:07):
Yeah, yeah, hello straight Nate.

Speaker 25 (58:09):
So I kind of agree with this guy a little bit, Nate,
in the sense that I would like to know what
I did wrong, right, And that's the point you were
making with Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
But all of his stuff was it was his opinion.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
He was definitely a ten.

Speaker 25 (58:23):
I'm talking like a two because I went out with
this person one time and they wouldn't respond to me.
So I kept asking what did I do wrong?

Speaker 2 (58:30):
What was wrong?

Speaker 14 (58:31):
Right?

Speaker 15 (58:32):
I know?

Speaker 8 (58:32):
But I think Gandhi's approach just being polite. I just
don't think it's going to go any further than where
it went. And and that's that's okay. I had a
great time. Yeah, And I'm not gonna say anymore. And
I would say that, I would say, and that's where
I'm stopping right now.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
But as the person.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
But there's no need, Nate, for you to give a
list like that. I mean, that's just being mean.

Speaker 25 (58:52):
Agreed that this list is mean unsolicited.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
However, if you solicit.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
For informations for that many, I would.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Like to know what I'm doing wrong on a day.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Tell me one thing.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
That I'm doing wrong with two things, not fifty thousand
things that you'd like to change about me.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
Definitely an extreme, you know, that's the typical narcissist answer
we would get.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
From the street.

Speaker 11 (59:11):
I know what we could do is we and let's
trademark this or copy or whatever you do. We come
up with an app where when it doesn't work out,
then you can review the reasons why it didn't work out.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
You don't have to face tomaze them.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
It's just it doesn't work.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Out, right, I listen, I'm with you, but people want
to it.

Speaker 8 (59:24):
Just doesn't work out. You don't need to know more.
It takes two to tango. If one doesn't want to tangle,
then move on. Hey, Kathy, how you doing? Thank you, Danielle,
thank you. That's stupid, I know, Kathy.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
Uh so what do you think of all this?

Speaker 18 (59:39):
I think it's kind of his fault here because he
had to swipe right on Tinder in order to match
with her, and so they both swiped right on each other,
so he knew what he was getting in before he
even went on that day with her.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
So he's just being an a hole.

Speaker 18 (59:52):
Yeah, oh yeah, if you didn't like what you saw
in the picture, then you shouldn't have swiped right. But
obviously like something about this girl. She's right on her.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
So it's just the quality of people on tender these days.

Speaker 18 (01:00:04):
I don't think it's a quality of a lot of people.

Speaker 27 (01:00:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I feel like he was sitting there wherever they were
on this date, and all he was doing was like
looking at her and criticizing in his head everything about it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
No, I think he's one of those people who makes
himself feel better when he when he makes someone else
feel like crap, Thank you, Kathy.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
Yeah, but what's up Frog?

Speaker 14 (01:00:21):
You know, I don't have a problem with the idea
of hey, here's why it didn't work out. But everything
he said was superficial. I don't like the way you look.
I think your boobs dore this. I don't like the
way you're too pale at all.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
It was all subjective stuff.

Speaker 14 (01:00:33):
It was nothing that like, hey, you were on your phone,
or we you didn't pay attention, or I had the conversation,
or we didn't have chemistry. It was all superficial bs
and he's an ass hat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Hey, Heather, how are you.

Speaker 29 (01:00:45):
Hey, good morning ladies.

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Well let me ask you this, Hello, lady, are you
out in the dating world right now? Are you just
observing this like I'm observing.

Speaker 29 (01:00:53):
Well, let's say I'm dabbling in it. But I think
it's Ohio. Ohio guys are horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Don't say that.

Speaker 29 (01:01:02):
I'm that's serious.

Speaker 11 (01:01:04):
People.

Speaker 29 (01:01:04):
I'm not from Ohio. I'm from the East Coast.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
They see you're saying, See, you're saying all the wrong
things in honesty. You're being just sort of as superficial
as that guy that wrote the list. You can't rule
out a lot of the Ohio guys.

Speaker 29 (01:01:17):
But I can because I'm not from here.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Well, no, that's not nice. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
What problem are you having, though, Heather, what's the deal?

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Well, the problem.

Speaker 29 (01:01:26):
I'm having I am Italian, so I'm a very strong
you know, Italians. Obviously we're strong willed. We speak what
well we speak. We don't care who it hurts or says.
And these men out here are literally I can't say
that word probably on the radio.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Well don't if you're doubting, don't they again with a P.

Speaker 29 (01:01:45):
So they just don't have any They just don't have
anything outside of a box. They're just in the no
gray area.

Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
Well, Heather, I gotta okay, Heather, I gotta I gotta
tell you something, no offense. You shouldn't be there if
if you think that way, you need to be with
people you feel will will accept you, you know, for
who you are.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
And I'm gonna go ahead and say it cannot be
every person.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
There's got to be so much. There's got to be
great guys out there, Heather. There has to be.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
I lived in Ohio for a long time.

Speaker 29 (01:02:11):
They're not in this state.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
That's hold on, I'm sorry, Heather, hold on one second.
You can't be that absolute.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
You've got to open your mind and get out there,
because I bet the perfect person for Heather is out there.

Speaker 11 (01:02:24):
I think a lot of times when you get into
that scenario where she's like everybody is this, you have
to take a look at your circle and what you're doing,
because why are you surrounded constantly by people like this?

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Maybe it's you that's doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
You know, Heather is a very strong willed person. We've
got we need to find some strong willed Ohio guys
for Heather.

Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
I lived in Ohio for a long time, graduated from
the Ohio State University, Ohio guys are not all bad
at all, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
So Heather solid give it more time, Heather, you'll be cool. Look,
you know, no matter where you live, you know, people
are different. People aren't the same in all parts of
the country. I acknowledge that, but I don't know. I
don't give up so fast. Get out there, Get out
there your strong will to Italian. Yeah, dude, like Danielle,
shave your upper lipping.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Get out in the dating world.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
You'll find somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Out there a date. You found, you found your prince.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I found my prince by shaving my upper lip.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
You have to do your prince charming was out there
waiting for you. What's scary?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I just think that that d bag wasn't raised properly.

Speaker 12 (01:03:18):
And I do think that he's on a superficial app
He's a superficial person.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
And if you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleep.
Gary guy like a oho, Brian, How you doing?

Speaker 34 (01:03:30):
Oh my god, I got through.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
You're here. I need to hear your opinion on all this.

Speaker 12 (01:03:33):
Tell me so what Like you guys were talking before
about like sometimes you ask like a little feedback about
what you did wrong.

Speaker 20 (01:03:41):
The grossest thing about this list is it isn't even
anything anyone did wrong.

Speaker 12 (01:03:45):
It's just a ridiculous, misogynistic list of the ways he
thinks she should look exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Your filler is running out of your lips, so you
need new filler?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, go away? What guy says.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
That our guys' really looking at lip filler?

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Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Slash Dream Elvis Dan in the Morning Show? What Elvis
Dan in the Morning Show?

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
So we have this thing in here. Nate is executive
producer of the show. He has an idea of what
we need to do and where we need to go whatever.
Sometimes he says he does whatever.

Speaker 25 (01:04:53):
I generally have an idea and then it gets thrown
out the window as soon as you open your mouth,
but anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Ten points for trying. So he does.

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
He does keep us, he does keep us organized sometimes,
but sometimes I'll need to ask a question and he'll
just interrupt every single sentence I say, do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
You hear it?

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
Don't you?

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
I've witnessed it before.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
So I'm looking down here on this this big old
board of buttons. So I was about to ask, scary, scary,
do we need to have these buttons up or down here?
And so here's what came out of my mouth. Hey, scary,
dew wet, and that's all I said. Then he says,
you gotta be rolling on that, and I said, okay,
hold on, scary, make sure those faders are scared. And
so it turns into that five minutes of what I'm saying.

Speaker 25 (01:05:35):
I don't mean to do it, but what I'm saying
is Germane and very important to the situation.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Are you mentioning members of the Jacksonville.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
What I'm saying is very important?

Speaker 25 (01:05:49):
And sometimes I feel like I don't know if it's
playful Elvis or serious Elvis. So I don't know if
you're being playful, and I just have to be forceful
like I am now with my commentary.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
He does this all of us, though, you do realize
he asked the question before, and I think I had
a question about something that was coming up, and I go, wait, wait, wait,
is that live or recording?

Speaker 15 (01:06:12):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I can't do this because three other people are talking.
But it's okay.

Speaker 12 (01:06:17):
So as to defend Nate as a fellow producer, a
producer's mind works differently. First of all, it's working several
different lanes at the same time, so you need to
kind of jump in to head it off at the
past so things don't spiral.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
But you you also have to.

Speaker 12 (01:06:35):
Be anticipating what Elvis is thinking. Yes, because Elvis said,
that's the one thing I love about you, scary.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
The reason why we keep you around here, he said
it to me years ago.

Speaker 12 (01:06:43):
The reason why we because you are good at anticipating
what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
So so that's what Nate was doing. Elvis. He was anticipating. No,
he wasn't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
There has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Nothing.

Speaker 12 (01:06:54):
But he interrupted you because he was just gonna take
care of you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
No, he interrupted me with something he had nothing to
do with.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
I was talking about nothing. Nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I can't help you. Then, Bud you're here, you know what.

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
Okay, So what I'm gonna start doing is every time
Nate starts to say something, I'm just gonna interrupt like
he does.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
So we.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Have I give up. You know, I used to be
very good at my think of this?

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
Your jump up? What about Tito Jackson? What about Janet
Michael Jackson? There's so many Jackson's other than Jermaine Gerald. Now, oh,
we got Gerald Gerald Jackson? Is he one of the
Jackson's Hold on time? Let's get Gerald in here.

Speaker 15 (01:07:40):
Hello Gerald, Hello.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Oh my god. I've been wanting to talk to you
for quite some time.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
So you know, from time to time we talk about
Cheesecake Factory on our show and the menu that's two
hundred and fifty pages long.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Yeah, yeah, I heard you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Guys mentioned that.

Speaker 9 (01:07:55):
A while back, and uh, I used to work at
Cheesecake Factory the manager in San Diego.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Wow, so this is Cheesecake Factory Royalty. So what did
you do there? Were you a manager?

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:08:06):
Oh, dear God, tell us about the inner workings of
Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
This is amazing.

Speaker 9 (01:08:12):
Well, what a lot of people don't know is because
the menu is so big, every six months, they actually
have a six to ten items that they take off
the menu and add new menu items on. So a
lot of people don't realize it because, like you said,
the menu is so big. Yeah, when one day you'll
go in there and what you love is there, and

(01:08:33):
the next day you'll go in there and it'll be gone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Why know?

Speaker 8 (01:08:36):
But doesn't that make people's people mad when they walk
in and their jalapeno chediation fritters are gone.

Speaker 9 (01:08:42):
Well, sometimes it does make people mad. But if it happens,
say it happens a couple of days after we do
the menu change and we still have the ingredients, we'll
still make it for them, but then we'll let them
know that the next time, the next time you come in,
it probably won't be here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Now, is my question. If I walk in and I
remember that I had those you know, cream cheese frittered
thingies on the menu, and I want them, and I go,
please make them, you're gonna say, Okay, I can still
make them.

Speaker 9 (01:09:08):
If we still have the ingredients, then yes, we'd make it.
If it's like two weeks afterwards, then we're gonna have
to be like, sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
But don't you hate us for doing that?

Speaker 11 (01:09:16):
Because Nate will walk into restaurants and he asked them
what else you got back there?

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Shouldn't you just order off of the menu?

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Well, it depends sometimes, Yeah, it depends on person and
how they approach you about it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
You know, if they if.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
They come at you nice, then you'll see what you
can do. But you know, you'll have those people that
are like, hey, I want him now, and then you
just say, well, you know what, I'm sorry, we don't
have it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
This wither never fed you something different because you're a jerk.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Where do you put all that food? Was that your question?

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
So Condania like we wondered, where do you here's all
the food?

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Food? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
So people would think that because they're the menu, it
was so big that the kitchen is ginormous, and there's
just huge walkings, But it's not really like that. There's
probably about five or six different walkings and one walking
will have your seafood, one will just be for your meat,
once for your vegetables, and then you know you have

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your cheesecake factory for the cheesecake freezer.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
That where's the cheesecake? Walking down there?

Speaker 8 (01:10:24):
I'm a walking, I'm going I'm gonna geting steps in Yes,
so Cheesecake Factory obviously a very successful model in the
restaurant industry, right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
What is it that makes it so successful? In your opinion?

Speaker 9 (01:10:39):
I think it's the fact that you can go there
and by the time you're finished reading the menu after
two hours, you're gonna find something that you like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
It does take that.

Speaker 38 (01:10:48):
I have another question, okay, a question does it take
for you to put something back on the menu, Like,
if if it's something that's gone away, if enough people
ask for it, will you put it back?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
How many people have to.

Speaker 11 (01:11:04):
Ask a lot change doctor petition?

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:11:11):
What about as a former manager, is there something at
your restaurant or at restaurants in general that you would say,
don't ever order.

Speaker 9 (01:11:18):
This Cheesecake Factory. No other restaurants have been the manager of.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Yes, go on, okay, wait.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
Absolutely, I mean there, it's really top notch. It's I
was going to be a traveling manager and be able
to go to Brazil and help open up Chiefcake Factory
in Rio, but medical problems caused me not to be
able to do that. But Chefecake Factory is top of
the line.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Like it's it's really really good.

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
Okay, we know you love Cheesecake Factory to the point
I'm going up for lunch today, Gerald, What do I
not order in a restaurant? Or should I be hesitant ordering?

Speaker 9 (01:11:56):
That's a hard question, Come on, Gerald Baghetti.

Speaker 8 (01:12:00):
Well, I mean, is there a certain day for instance,
I've heard there are certain days of the week, maybe
you shouldn't order fish.

Speaker 9 (01:12:05):
That's that's true, like if if you if if you
know the shelf life of fish, fish, I would generally
stay away from a lot of different restaurants that aren't
concentrated on jeff.

Speaker 20 (01:12:20):
Seat food because it will sit there.

Speaker 9 (01:12:24):
I've seen it sit there and you'll have that questionable
piece of salmon and someone goes, well, I think we
can still sell this, and then me as the manager
have to be like, no, I think you should probably
throw that away.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
We hope they do that.

Speaker 11 (01:12:36):
If you if you pull it, if you pull, if
you pull out a piece of fish and it slides
out of your hand, you probably just want to throw
it away. Put some mail on that slimmy fish's vomiting.

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
Now, what do you do when people vomit?

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Do you do?

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
You do?

Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
You spread out saw us on the floor like the
janitor at elementary school.

Speaker 9 (01:13:03):
Hold on, we don't have a lot of people throwing
up at the cheesecake factory.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
Don't have Mayo there. Daniel would be the first.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Yes, yes, Nate, she would, she would.

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
She would not eat in a lot of places if
she knew how much Mayo was in.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
So yes, Nate.

Speaker 25 (01:13:22):
So you mean to tell me, as the manager of
the cheesecake factory, you changed one menu item. You have
to reprint all of those menus that are the size
of Gutenberg Bibles.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Well, yeah, every six months.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
But aren't they the same?

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
Are cheesecake factory uh?

Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Menus uniform across the country and around the world, or
at least across the country.

Speaker 9 (01:13:43):
Yes, and well at least across the country.

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Yes, yeah, Okay, there'll be a.

Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Couple or like in like if you have a cheesecake
factory looks up in like Maine or something like that,
they'll concentrate more on the seafood part of it. But
most likely most of the time they're just all the same.
You got to keep them the same. You can't have
three restaurants change in every six months to these things
and these it'll be chaos. Okay, question, And it's already

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chaos because the menu so big.

Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
I can imagine it's chaos, but we love the selection. Okay,
last question. You you talked about a cheesecake factory that
you almost worked in Brazil.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Do they have cheesecake factories in Italy?

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
In Italy?

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
Let's start with Italy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (01:14:28):
Oh god, okay, people, no offense. If you go to
Italy and go to cheesecake factory, do not tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
It might be a cool thing to do if you're
if you're actually a person who lives there, not a tourist.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
No, it won't no offense.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
You don't have any cheesecake factories in Italy? Oh thank god.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
It's like it's like going to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Olive Garden here. Don't do that.

Speaker 13 (01:14:54):
What do you think of all of gerald anyway?

Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
My daughter love I know, I know there are a
lot of people that love all and I just.

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
Want I just go for the bread sticks.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Didn't they say they're limiting the bread sticks now to people?

Speaker 14 (01:15:08):
Yes, now there's two order per person, even though it's
more than we need.

Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
How the mighty way going to Texas roadhouse and tell
them you can only take one roll home?

Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
You got tex ownhouse. These people make it me mad.

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
Hey, Jerald, this has been by the way, just for
the record, Gerald, Cheese Kick Factory not not a sponsor
of ours. No one's paying us to do this, but
talking to you has been very, very eye opening and
we appreciate that very much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Gerald.

Speaker 20 (01:15:34):
Oh, thanks that it was great talking to you guys too.

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
Have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us, you too.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Mixed up the guy that runs Applebee's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Oh my god, I can't wait when you wake.

Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
Up to Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 22 (01:15:54):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappened.

Speaker 8 (01:15:59):
Here comes phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to phone
tap my two aunts who live together. And this comes
from what's her name? Her name is Verity Verity. Obviously,
these two women living together, they cannot stand telemarketer. So
we're gonna sick Scary Jones and he's gonna call them
and sell.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Them some stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
So let's listen in to today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with mevisn
dot com. How are you doing today? Miss Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:16:28):
But I'm not interested in anything you have the sew.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
I have a question for you. How do you take
something from dull to dazzling?

Speaker 26 (01:16:35):
All right, I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
You be dazzled with the original BE Dazzler stud and
rhinestone setter today You're in luck. Hello, Hi, it's mister
Michael Oppenheimer with the B Dazzling.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
Hung up from calling prepared to be dazzled? Miss?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Now are you on a list of people to be
called today? Miss? Which I do not call?

Speaker 16 (01:16:58):
We not clear this number?

Speaker 34 (01:17:00):
Again?

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
You don't be dull, be dazzling with the BE Dazzler.

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
Man, I'm not number I can do you understand English?

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
You can be dazzle a hat, a shirt, a belt,
or a scarf or a sweater. It's easy and it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
You'll get the original BE Dazzler, plus all the rhinestones,
the studs and the stars that you'll.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Need, my white ass.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Even if you've never threaded a needle? Hello, what Even
if you've never threaded a needle, you'll be dazzling in minutes?

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
Are you but miss?

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
I'm one of you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Hello? Excuse me, espanol Nanda. Okay, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 13 (01:17:53):
I don't give it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
If you order now, it will be fourteen dollars and
ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents shipping
and handling. It's just it's way.

Speaker 16 (01:18:04):
I don't want it.

Speaker 26 (01:18:05):
Do you understand that I do not want it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one
of your belts or your pants?

Speaker 13 (01:18:10):
You buy it and you give it to your mother?

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
What credit card would you like to use it? This time?

Speaker 26 (01:18:15):
You are one Steve instead of a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
But the be Dazzler is the fashion craze of the season, ma'am?

Speaker 37 (01:18:19):
Do you want to sell it?

Speaker 30 (01:18:21):
In all?

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
No, because if they were, you can now be dazzled
them to be done.

Speaker 28 (01:18:29):
No no, no, no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
It's a new generation of be dazzling with the Bee Dazzler.
Interested in your product? Maybe you'd like to be dazzle
your shawls?

Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
You know you're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
I really think you're missing out. Keep thinking, Who's that?

Speaker 26 (01:18:50):
None of your business?

Speaker 19 (01:18:52):
You don't want to tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Lida, please don't speak on her behalf.

Speaker 7 (01:18:55):
Oh, I don't want to be dazzler.

Speaker 39 (01:18:57):
Okay, you have to promote, but you don't want to
be dazzling.

Speaker 26 (01:19:00):
Margaret, Do not send anything to this house.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
I'm sending you a bit.

Speaker 26 (01:19:08):
Do not send anything I'm solicited.

Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
To this house.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
If you're not happy with it, you can return it
with you you send me here.

Speaker 7 (01:19:15):
I'm solicited.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
It's moll and.

Speaker 8 (01:19:17):
Frank clear, I got back to buy miss Hello, all right, Jared,
I keep going.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Actually she's calling me on my job line.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Hello, connect the lines, prew let us hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
Huh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 26 (01:19:31):
This guy is called thirty something times from Bedazzler Michael Oppenheimer.
You know the thing that you put these.

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
Sparkles on your clothes.

Speaker 18 (01:19:42):
The case?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Yeah, what did he want?

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
He wants to sell us?

Speaker 14 (01:19:46):
He sold us for bedadlers.

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
Because now it's all my answer machine.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
What so I you bought something you giant did not buy?

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Can you play the message?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Wait a minute, hold on.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
Three you messages.

Speaker 32 (01:20:00):
I guess good afternoon. This is mister Michael and Heimer
at this time, if you could can come to your
phone so we can complete this transaction. I'm going to
put this purchase through. If I cannot hear you in
five seconds, four three two one. Okay, congratulations ladies on
the purchase of four B Dazzlers. A great afternoon.

Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
Hello, Hello, Hello, you should say that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Go online, get his supervisive number and play that for them.
Good afternoon.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
Hello, Hello, Hello, This is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Mister Michael Oppenheimer with the be Dazzler.

Speaker 20 (01:20:37):
How are you now?

Speaker 37 (01:20:37):
We cut into the line and Marco, what are you doing?

Speaker 26 (01:20:40):
He's in on the line.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Would you like to be dazzled?

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
No, I'll pass, but thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Would you like to be phone tapped?

Speaker 9 (01:20:46):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Oh, my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. And oh god, yeah, it's already phone
tapping you.

Speaker 9 (01:20:55):
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Speaker 26 (01:20:57):
You are so bad. And I called this guy every name.

Speaker 7 (01:21:01):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 31 (01:21:04):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Authartic Space.

Speaker 22 (01:21:08):
The Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:21:16):
Elvis Dran in the Morning Show, As usual, Gandhi has questions.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Sorry of my life?

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
You're always so curious, Hey.

Speaker 11 (01:21:26):
Am, Whenever anyone tells me anything, I always have seventeen
follow up questions about it, which I can't imagine what
it would have been like when I was a little kid,
and they ask all the questions anyway, Oh God bless
my parents. But these questions have to do with us
in the room and getting to know each other better.
So I'm very torn because there are four good ones.
So I'm just gonna go in order. We were talking
about this a little bit off the air, and I

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asked Nate and Danielle if you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Could say, what is the best place on Earth? Where
is that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
So I've got a couple different ones. That's my problem.

Speaker 25 (01:21:59):
The one that first up into my head Elvis. I
know you've been there, Hawaii. It is If you've never
been to Hawaii, it is as I imagine it to
be as close to Heaven as you can get.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Without being in heaven.

Speaker 25 (01:22:11):
It is beautiful, the smells, the scent, everything, people.

Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
Oh my god, Hawaii people are so sexy.

Speaker 6 (01:22:18):
Oh you love the Hawaiian Oh I sure do.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
Your favorite island is I kind of like a pokea.

Speaker 11 (01:22:25):
Absolutely, So when we were talking about it, my place
wasn't necessarily a place. But when I think about the
best place on Earth, I think about how I feel in
that place. And I said, it would be sitting around
a campfire with my best friends. That's when I feel
the happiest, and I feel like it's the best absolute
place to be, Like I don't want to be somewhere else,

(01:22:45):
or if I'm with my parents. Whenever I go to
my parents' house, my mom makes chai in the morning
and we sit outside and watch all the animals and
just talk.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
And I love that, Like that feels like the best
place to me.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
This is a place absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Those are my places.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
May I give you mine?

Speaker 15 (01:22:59):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
My home. I love being home more than any place
on earth.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Wow, it's just being home to me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
It's just I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
I relax.

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
It has everything around me that I love. I've surrounded
myself with the things I love and the people I
love when they're here. And second to that, Italy, let's move,
and then Greece. Maybe Greece in Italy, but home number one.

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
Without doubt.

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Do you in your home? Do you have a specific
place that you like the best?

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
Although, no, the whole thing that's what I like about
the house. But I love about this house is I
can just go from different rooms to different from rooms
to rooms, and then maybe outside they're all places where
I have a different me.

Speaker 37 (01:23:39):
See.

Speaker 12 (01:23:40):
I feel that it's places that I've heard of that
I want to go, like Bally, the Maldives or Fiji.
But you only know what you know, so I don't
know those places, so I could imagine that they're great.
But for me places i've been, I don't want to
be in Palm Beach, Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I think that's the greatest place on earth.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
It really is.

Speaker 12 (01:23:58):
There's so much going on there, It's he's accessible to
other parts of Florida, and it's drivable.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
It's it's in the United States. I'm comfortable there.

Speaker 12 (01:24:06):
You know, I can't afford to live there, but no,
you know that's the great I know I'm small minded.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I am too, because I feel like I feel the
most like me in New York City, Like I just
feel like that's my place, that's my heart is in
Manhattan in New York City. But I love England and
I'd love to live there and I feel very happy
and content there. And then also in Walt Disney World.
I could probably live in Walt Disney World. I could
just walk around.

Speaker 8 (01:24:33):
I can see you there, become the character fly on
you living on Main Street.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Yes, totally i'd sell balloons. I'd be very happy.

Speaker 36 (01:24:42):
What about Scottie, Oh well, I'm what's scary? I can
only judge by places that I have been to. I
believe Hawaii probably is beautiful, but it was horrible when
I went there. So I'm gonna go ahead and say
Park City, Utah, because that was That's probably one of
the nicest, most beautiful trips I ever taken.

Speaker 8 (01:25:00):
In my entire courses. Park City is stunning, it really is.
It's underrated as well.

Speaker 6 (01:25:05):
It's scary. You know what, if you already are in
love with Bali even though you haven't been.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
There, you should go.

Speaker 8 (01:25:10):
You should go see what it's all about. I loved it.
These are my list.

Speaker 12 (01:25:14):
Oh man, my god, Nate, I'm waiting for you to
call on me.

Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
Elvis, Yes, Nate, Well.

Speaker 25 (01:25:24):
Okay, So that the point I wanted to make here
as well is, you know, Gandhi, myself and you Elvis
are the three here right now that basically grew up
somewhere else, and we've discovered other places that we've lived,
right you know, I grew up in Erie, Pennsylvania, and
you know, if I never left there, I think that
that is home for me. Like that's home. But having

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moved around, I realized that's not really home anymore, even
though that's where.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
I grew up.

Speaker 25 (01:25:52):
And I feel like, for you, would you ever move
back to Texas?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
Yeah, No, I love Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
My home is the Northeast. I live here.

Speaker 25 (01:26:01):
Yeah, I feel like there's a home for everybody that
they just haven't discovered yet.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Yeah, of course, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:26:07):
I feel like with that, I've I've kind of been
struggling with this lately, not necessarily in a bad way,
but I don't know if I have home. There's no
place that feels like home to me. Of course, with
certain people, you feel like you're at home with those people,
and that's great.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
Yeah, but when I go to.

Speaker 11 (01:26:22):
The places I grew up, that does not feel like
home at all anymore. Also, this doesn't necessarily feel like
home either. I still feel new here.

Speaker 17 (01:26:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
So I don't really know.

Speaker 11 (01:26:29):
When people would say where's home base, I'm not sure.
I guess wherever, wherever my family is.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
I'll just call it that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
You feel something's missing if you can't really say you're
tethered to a certain place that you call home. No,
not at all, And that's totally fine.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Yeah, I'm jealous of my mother in law right now.
So she's got this life where she she originally took
they had they bought a boat, sold the house, took
the boat from England, drove it through the River Thames,
wound up in uh in France. Right then they wound
up just living on the houseboat and buying properties and

(01:27:03):
flipping them. Okay, so that was her life, insane and
they would pull up to restaurants on the boat all
the time. On Christmas, we would go and spend Christmas
on the boat, driving around with a big tree on
the boat. It was amazing. Then she sold the boat
and bought one of the houses that she flipped. You know,
she bought the house and kept it. Now she's a

(01:27:24):
month here, a month, she's in Spain for a month.
She was picked up with another half and went to Spain.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
She I'm like, damn, it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
It is amazing, amazing life. She doesn't have a lot
of stuff. She's very minimalist, because which is the way
to be?

Speaker 6 (01:27:42):
Seriously, that was a great question.

Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
I love that question, and we loved it so much
that we don't have time for any more questions. That
means we got to come back and do more questions.
That was pretty awesomecast.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
How's your corn beef?

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
If go take another bite? Okay? What is his review
of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah, Ab says stop
eating during the podcast dummies, listen to the Brooklyn.

Speaker 22 (01:28:15):
Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever.

Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
You get your podcasts.

Speaker 22 (01:28:22):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show this he is

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
All Right, you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:35):
Always ask us what are you guys doing when the
song's on? Well, I'll tell you. We were just having
this conversation and it's now going to cross the boundaries.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
Onto the live show.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
Okay, And you have to sort of hear how it
evolved into what it evolved into. It started with a
conversation I had with straight Nate earlier. And we call
him straight Nate. He is straight, but we have to
tell people he's straight sometimes because.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
People think I'm gay.

Speaker 8 (01:29:00):
Yeah, I don't know anyway. So earlier he said, oh,
guess what I watched last night? Tell everyone about to
show you watched last night.

Speaker 25 (01:29:06):
It was on Max and it was called how to
Not Hide a Body if I'm not okay, And okay, Yeah,
it's like all these typical, you know, crime network shows
where it starts with a missing person and then they
do the investigation, they talk to the detectives, and then they.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Find the body in the end.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Okay. And I'm watching it and I'm like, these people
are stupid. You know how easy it would be to
get away with this. They buried the guy. Well, I'm
not gonna give it. Well, I'll give it away. They
buried him in the backyard.

Speaker 15 (01:29:32):
I'm like, that's the first.

Speaker 6 (01:29:33):
Place they get away. But so the conversation evolved.

Speaker 8 (01:29:37):
We were playing some old songs from the nineties, like
La Bouche, Crystal Waters, you know, Amber.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
Got them all right here, rock Hell, oh, please don't
play them.

Speaker 8 (01:29:46):
Okay, And so so you were playing these things while
the other song was on. We weren't listening to that
song we heard all the time. So we're listening to
this old stuff. And then they says, I wish I
would have gone to gay bars in the nineties.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
Yeah, because I loved that music.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
I love like the Crystal Waters, I.

Speaker 8 (01:30:02):
Know, but they they played those songs in all bars
in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
I said, date.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
Gandhi, did he say gay bars?

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Yes?

Speaker 39 (01:30:08):
I did, because yeah, okay, and then I said, you
sounded kind of creepy, like you sound like some guy
that would like straight guy that would go to gay
bars and pick up gate boys and kill them.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
This is where the conversation went.

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
So that's what Jeffrey Dahmer did.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
To which I said, I would have slay.

Speaker 25 (01:30:26):
I could have killed so many gay men if I
went to gay bars in the night.

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
Okay, this is the way.

Speaker 8 (01:30:32):
So this is how the conversation keep nate. But keep
in mind we only have four minutes while the song
is on for these conversations to evolve to where it
went right here, okay, And I'm like, wait a minute,
you're saying to the room, yes, that had you been
a game a murder of gay people in the nineties,
you would have slayed because gay guys love you, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
And you would have had them all in yournment and
you would have killed them.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
I'm charming.

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
I could get any game and to go home with me.

Speaker 25 (01:31:01):
And then when they go home with you, what you
do with them as your business as okay, Dahmer proved Okay,
stop there no no hold on.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
We've got to evolved. So the conversation moved further when
Gandhi said.

Speaker 11 (01:31:11):
Yes, the men on this show firmly believe that they
can land any gay man on the planet and that
they are the most tantalizing piece of meat for gay
men that have ever existed.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Exactly why gets insulted if someone doesn't like him, that's gay?
Froggy gets insulted, Why am I not attractive?

Speaker 13 (01:31:30):
I'll tell you why.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
That's right.

Speaker 14 (01:31:32):
I tell you why because straight people don't want to
have sex with me. So at least thought maybe that
was an option. But I don't think that everybody wants
to have sex with me. I think the opposite. I
think nobody does.

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
Well hold on.

Speaker 8 (01:31:41):
Froggy used to ask me if I would ever do him,
and I'm like, no, I would never do you. He's like,
why not, He'd get mad, just like Gandhi. Danielle was saying, yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (01:31:49):
Go on the way to Fire Island for Uncle Johnny's memorial,
I was in the car with Scary Scottie and Nate
and the three of them discussing how hot were going
to be and.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
Oh, I should have worn protective underwear. Oh, people are
coming for me.

Speaker 8 (01:32:04):
You don't even know they wait wait wait right.

Speaker 6 (01:32:10):
They really they really said that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Well, first of all, defend myself.

Speaker 8 (01:32:16):
No wait now hold on, no, no, no, there's there's many
things going on. And then Scary said. The last thing
he said before the song faded and we had to
start this conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
Was there were men at that memorial caressing me.

Speaker 15 (01:32:26):
They were.

Speaker 12 (01:32:27):
In fact, if I went to a gay bar, I
said a guy, I could get a guy before a
woman would hit on me. Yeah, I said, so definitely
there's something there. Can I can I expand on that?

Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Okay?

Speaker 25 (01:32:38):
So is that okay, there's like any guy, you know,
like specific guy. No, what I'm saying is I could
get pretty much any guy, because you know there's gonna
be guys.

Speaker 6 (01:32:50):
That low hanging fruit that you could go after. That
was a visual come come with me.

Speaker 25 (01:32:56):
So it's it's gonna be not specific guys, but I
could get any guy, right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Okay, God, I felt there. Listen to that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:08):
Listen to listen to these two. Listen to gand I
mean GONDI listen and Daniel. Listen to Dan, Scary and
Nate and keep in mind. This all sparked from a
conversation where Nate said that, I quote, oh, had I
gone to gay bars in the nineties, I could have
killed a lot of gay guy.

Speaker 25 (01:33:22):
I'd be seriously, I really, I mean, you've seen Jeffrey
Dahmer right like, he went after people that wanted to
go after him.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
I don't know the whole conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
In the bar, we got these guys, you he drilled.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
Into their heads and poured acid into their heads. This
is awful. He murdered the innocent kids.

Speaker 8 (01:33:44):
But anyway, fact I know, but you sound like you're
kind of giddy over it?

Speaker 25 (01:33:50):
Am I the only one hearing this? We look to
Scary's point when he was having men caress him. I
remember we went to a couple of places where men
were putting their.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Hands in my pants in the middle of the bar.

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
Doesn't that feel good?

Speaker 15 (01:34:02):
Though?

Speaker 12 (01:34:03):
To be wanted, we listen at all fairness, women don't
do that when we go to.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Women. That's so continent to start like grabbing my ass.
But you know, sometimes I wish I was gay.

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
It's true.

Speaker 6 (01:34:20):
Well, okay, on behalf of gay men. You're fine.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
Red Rover, Red Rover, we don't need scary to come back.
I love this text here, listen, listen to that, Listen
to this, next, this, next text. Nate volunteers all the
best info on this show. Yeah. I have a j
O station. Yeah I have five such monoculars. Yeah, I
could have cleaned up killing gay people in the nineteen nineties.

(01:34:46):
I'm just people. I'm just paying to Gandhi. I want
to argue with you on this point.

Speaker 25 (01:34:51):
Okay, you think I could get any guy, that I
could do any guy right, Like, that's my mentality.

Speaker 6 (01:34:57):
No, I think some of these guys want to do me.
That's why they're coming.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Home with me the same thing.

Speaker 25 (01:35:02):
Yeah, So well, okay, how many guys have come home
with you if I wanted to a hell of a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:35:08):
Okay, So you're you're you're making some assumptions here, and
I'm sure there are a lot of guys that would
be attracted to you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
I'm not I'm not I'm not. Hold on, I'm not
trying to take that away from you.

Speaker 8 (01:35:17):
I just think the way that you're couching this and
scary the way you're saying this as well.

Speaker 6 (01:35:21):
And I bet Scotty B would say the same thing.

Speaker 36 (01:35:24):
Look in the last year, I've had more guys hit
on me than girls. I'm just saying, Okay, I know,
but it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:35:30):
But it's the fact that you're so proud of what
you're assuming to be true.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
Johnny Daniel, do you understand.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
What I'm saying here yet?

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
It's insanity?

Speaker 17 (01:35:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Okay, a fact, it's not a fact. I get more
d pics than V picks.

Speaker 11 (01:35:43):
The way they present it is that there is a
man who likes men, that man loves them. That's the
way they present it. And there's a gay man in
the building. They want Obang, Scotty.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Scary and Nate and I do what ye wait a minute,
you think you're every single gay man's type.

Speaker 25 (01:36:02):
Okay, there's there's a there's this what he's saying, there's
a bullet point under this, or like a subset here.
So I think a lot of most gay men probably
want to do me, But then there's also a certain
subset of gay men.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
That want to turn me. Does that make sense?

Speaker 11 (01:36:18):
Do you think there's a subset of gay men they
don't want you at all?

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Very small?

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Yeah, you're not even every woman's type. Why would you
be every guy?

Speaker 13 (01:36:28):
You're just about to say that, Danielle, it's very good
they want you. Why does every guy want you?

Speaker 8 (01:36:33):
You know what they Okay, hold on, Foggy and daniel
have a very valid question. Answer that it's facts. It's
not a fact. That's my point.

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
You are making some assumptions that it's a fact.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
I mean, I'm just going off experience.

Speaker 14 (01:36:47):
If it was a pie chart, you're saying it would
be three three pieces of pie. The smallest pie is
guys who don't want you at all, very very small.
Two portions are guys who do and guys who want
to then change you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:36:59):
I would say eighty percent is guys that do uh,
nineteen point nine percent is guys that want to turn
me in ino point one.

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
Okay, okay, So, but my point is, in your mind,
you have this pie chart all figured out with nothing
to base it on, nothing except for what you're assuming.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Guys are guys straight or HEATERO.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:37:17):
So, and as a guy, you you know, we we
always you know, we'll take a low hanging fruit, you know,
I personally will you know, so does don't have no scruples?

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Yeah, I say so.

Speaker 8 (01:37:29):
And by the way, and as the only as I
as far as I know the only gay man on
this show.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
I can see how.

Speaker 8 (01:37:35):
This could be sort of offensive to other gay guys,
but just saying, and don't forget to be totally left
out bisexuals.

Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
Anyway, man, this is a great a great text me.

Speaker 8 (01:37:44):
I read this so I'm listening to the Gods Gift
to Gay Men crew show right now. I don't want
to be insulting, but I wouldn't have sex with any
of you guys on your show. That being said, I
would have done Elvis back in his odder days.

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
I like a lot of men, but I wouldn't the
others on the show at all.

Speaker 8 (01:38:04):
Love you guys, Thank you very much from my former
otter days, I thank you anyway.

Speaker 35 (01:38:09):
Wow, if you would, okay, if you would reverse engines
and be a bunch of let's say women saying, oh
my god, I'm God's gift to all lesbians, they all
want to do me, how would that be perceived ridiculously?

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
It doesn't make any nobody has ever everybody's cup of tea.
It doesn't work that way. It just doesn't. Sorry, nobody,
I'm telling you.

Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
If you'd have heard the conversation in the car, it
wasn't just that men love them.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
It was that they were about to be preyed upon
and they.

Speaker 11 (01:38:40):
Needed protection, and they needed to plug their butts and
cover their privates. It was insanity, scary shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
Oh yeah, Garry did say, Oh my gosh, they were
all touching me and.

Speaker 15 (01:38:52):
Grabbing me.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
Doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
We all get hugs, doesn't mean they all want to
do us.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Because you hug pelvis it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:02):
Was a memorial for her dead uncle.

Speaker 8 (01:39:05):
And you're a giddy ears and you're trying to like
put a chastity belt on your anus.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
I don't think now.

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
Look, I just sorry that most people are comfortable.

Speaker 8 (01:39:15):
I just I just think it's sort of interesting how
you make assumptions about gay guys.

Speaker 6 (01:39:19):
And I think that that's my headline.

Speaker 12 (01:39:22):
Guys, all guys, even as a heterosexual guy, sometimes we
go for the low hanging fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
We do.

Speaker 15 (01:39:26):
Come on, guys know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
This, But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:30):
So you're saying that you're low hanging fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
I would I could be.

Speaker 12 (01:39:33):
Yes, I think I'm low hanging fruit, absolutely, But but
but there are guys. I'm saying A guy will be
a guy, will be a guy, no matter if they're
hetero or straight or by that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (01:39:42):
We're just guys.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
Can I make a plead to our gay listeners?

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
Yes, please do.

Speaker 6 (01:39:46):
I'm listening.

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
Please stop dming these men whatever it is.

Speaker 11 (01:39:51):
Dms, and now their heads are the size of Jupiter.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
And it's Oh, you don't know how many dms have
gotten how many?

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
Three? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:39:58):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Please s like this text.

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
As a gay man girl, I don't want to do Nate.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Anybody just saying that.

Speaker 6 (01:40:09):
I don't know. I just I feel I don't know.
I can I just say I'll say this as you know.

Speaker 8 (01:40:16):
Look, I guess being a gay guy, I am more
sensitive to I think women go through sometimes in this life.
I don't know, but I now feel as a gay
guy what women go through being objectified and being and
being assumed that they all they're all women want all guys.
I mean, it's not true, and I think that's it's

(01:40:36):
just kind of funny. Had it all started with Nate
saying back in the nineties, if he went to the
gay bars, he would have killed a lot of gay
kids there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
You got just say it could have not would have scarry?

Speaker 6 (01:40:46):
What song was number one in the gay bar where
he was trolling for victims. I think.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
No, no, this is your amber.

Speaker 16 (01:40:56):
Amber.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
That stuck.

Speaker 6 (01:40:59):
Okay, hey girl, hey you big queen. Hush.

Speaker 8 (01:41:02):
How about this is your night Amber? This is this
is a good There we go, we'll play this for you.
Pretend you're going out. It's a Friday night at the
gay bar. Here comes Nate looking around the room. Who's
next to go home?

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
There in the corner, boy.

Speaker 22 (01:41:23):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
Danielle has the phone tap today? Do you have an email?

Speaker 37 (01:41:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
We got an email from Liz and she said, my
friend Rose received an anonymous letter about the molt she
uses in her flower beds. She was told that the
multi used clashes with her house. Please call Rose from
the towns.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
Given mult clashes with her house. So actually sent this
letter to un She.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Said, please call from the beautification Society of the town
and tell her that you know the molch.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Has to go.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
Hello, I may I speak with Rose Duquet? Please? Is
hi Rose? This is Laura Green calling you from the
beautification society.

Speaker 29 (01:42:04):
Yeah, I need.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
To speak with you about your mulch in the front
of your house.

Speaker 29 (01:42:08):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
In the note, that we had sent you. It said
that the mulch was supposed to be a brown or black,
and I noticed that your mulch is an orange or red.

Speaker 26 (01:42:17):
Excuse me, you cannot be serious.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Yeah, it doesn't match your house.

Speaker 26 (01:42:22):
Your house is beige, right, and who are you to
tell me what to put in my mouch?

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Well, we hear at the Beautification Society want to keep you.

Speaker 26 (01:42:29):
I really care at the Beautification Society. My husband and
I work very hot on on one. Where do you
think you are telling me what has to be and
put in front of my house? Well, I'm not you
playing my taxes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Well, I'm not trying to tell you that your lawn
doesn't look lovely, because your lawn is a plush green
and it looks lovely. But I'm just trying to say
that the Beautification Society tries to keep bright Waters in
New York very very clean, and it's very clean.

Speaker 26 (01:42:50):
My house would worth nothing but hard on my house,
and I was highly exculted by your note.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Well, I'm sorry about for you to walk up.

Speaker 26 (01:42:56):
On my property and send me an inculting note.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
It wasn't insulting. We just minised to.

Speaker 26 (01:43:01):
Find it very insalty that it classes with my house,
but it does cons and I have broke off backs
on that house since we bought it. Do you say
anything else about anybody else's house on that block? A
red barn color as a beautification society said anything about that?

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
Yes, we have. We have left plenty when you.

Speaker 26 (01:43:18):
Come over and about my house or my husband. I
have broken our office since we moved in there, and
I found that note highly insalty.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
Well, Rose, I must tell you we have left plenty
of notes on the other barn house.

Speaker 26 (01:43:29):
I don't care about anybody else. I was hirely insult.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
Well, you just mentioned if we had been twelve years
that I've lived.

Speaker 26 (01:43:34):
There, nobody has ever sent me such an insalty note.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
But I just feel that you really should You don't.

Speaker 26 (01:43:40):
Pay my pass. I'm really upset about this, and then
you call me on myself. I'm ready to get my
cell phone number.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Well, we hear at the beautification Society have our ways?

Speaker 26 (01:43:49):
Really you do your ants? Well, you better find a
way to disconnect my phone. And how dare you call me.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
If there is anything that you was?

Speaker 5 (01:43:56):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
Hello, Hello Rose. If you need help, will be happy
to help you to match.

Speaker 26 (01:44:03):
Well, I can't believe that you would have guts enough
to call me on my cell phone and he'll ask
me over a color.

Speaker 7 (01:44:08):
Mot Well, can't we just you know what you need
to do.

Speaker 26 (01:44:10):
You need to get a light.

Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
Can we just discuss this for one moment.

Speaker 37 (01:44:13):
I don't know who this is, but I am really
really getting aggravated right now.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Okay, you know what I'm in a minnu of a job.

Speaker 26 (01:44:20):
You're asked to me.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Well, can we just talk about this?

Speaker 26 (01:44:22):
No, you can't talk.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Is it that your guys are colorblind? Maybe and you
didn't know that it didn't match?

Speaker 15 (01:44:30):
All right?

Speaker 26 (01:44:30):
Who is this? Because I know whose voice this is?

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Okay, this is Laura Green from the Beautification Society.

Speaker 37 (01:44:37):
Yeah, I can't even be I can't even imagine that
you would have enough guts to call me on my
cell phone and talk to me about molt.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
But we left you a note and the note didn't
get through to you, so.

Speaker 7 (01:44:47):
We needed to take to change the malts with me.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
I would love to change the moultch for you.

Speaker 26 (01:44:52):
Yeah, No, what's get all right? Don't call my cell
phone again? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
Rose?

Speaker 26 (01:44:56):
Oh my cell phone again?

Speaker 15 (01:44:58):
Rose?

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Please, let's just discuss this.

Speaker 26 (01:45:02):
First of all, let me just say something to you.

Speaker 37 (01:45:04):
I have you on harassment, okay, because now I'm getting
tired of you calling my cell phone because now you're
interrupting my business.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
Okay, Rose, we have already given you enough time to
change that munch.

Speaker 26 (01:45:14):
I'm telling you now, Okay, Now you're pissing me, You're off. Okay,
So if you better stop calling me now, you understand.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
I would have just got one more thing to tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Yeah, what is it now?

Speaker 29 (01:45:24):
About the color of my bushes?

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
Rot?

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Liz is on the other line and she has something
to tell you.

Speaker 26 (01:45:29):
Hi, Hi, Rose. I don't know who Liz is. You
know what? Get off my back, and whoever gave you
the cell phone number better knock you off, okay because
it's not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
My name is Danielle Minarroll and you've just been a
phone town.

Speaker 26 (01:45:41):
Well, you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Your friend Liz put us up to it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
What do you have to say to Liz?

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
I wait for I.

Speaker 26 (01:45:47):
Get he don't get mad, but I have to tell
you I love you guys.

Speaker 29 (01:45:50):
I listen to you all the time.

Speaker 26 (01:45:52):
We'll have to do lunch.

Speaker 22 (01:45:53):
Danielle the Elvis Duran phone time call this Soul Tables
Tree recorded permission the Elvis dan phone tap only on

Speaker 7 (01:46:14):

Speaker 8 (01:46:17):
You know, one of the things I love about our
show is it's a two way communication and it's not
just us talking to you, you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
Talk to us.

Speaker 8 (01:46:23):
So if you have a question about lack of customer
service or things that we do that you need more
of or less of, we give you a nice segment called.

Speaker 6 (01:46:32):
Let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 8 (01:46:36):
Yeah, all right, so all right, we got people lighted
up bline nineteen. Our friend Aaron Aaron wishes to speak
with the manager. Hello Aaron, welcome to let me speak
to the manager.

Speaker 15 (01:46:47):
Hello, Elvis. Not to be confused with Karen Aaron.

Speaker 5 (01:46:51):
Oh, to speak to the manager.

Speaker 6 (01:46:57):
Okay, Karen Aaron. All right, Well I can tell this
is going to be a happy call.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
All right, Aaron.

Speaker 8 (01:47:05):
We are a two way communication source and we need
for you to talk back and tell us what you need.

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
Speak to the manager.

Speaker 15 (01:47:13):
Well, when you order something, you get it delivered. And
what you ordered. I ordered a small apparel, but I
got a large.

Speaker 6 (01:47:25):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:47:27):
Hold on, Scotty Bee's in charge of all all sizes,
and let's go to scotty Bee. Yes, Scotty Bee. Aaron
spoke to the manager and says he ordered a large,
but I mean he ordered a small but got a large.

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
What happened?

Speaker 8 (01:47:39):
What he's talking about, that's not That is not good customer.

Speaker 36 (01:47:45):
I'd be happy to send you the correct size, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
You'd be happy.

Speaker 15 (01:47:50):
Okay, do you have any small?

Speaker 36 (01:47:54):
I'll have to check our supply closet, but I'm assuming
if we don't have it, I can get it done
for you.

Speaker 8 (01:47:59):
But if if I go to Old Navy, they always
go to the back and take a look.

Speaker 36 (01:48:03):
They don't do anything in the back. They stand there
for five seconds and they say, sorry, sir, we don't
have it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (01:48:09):
They come out with a large and tell you this
is all we got.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
Yeah, whatever's out.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
You seem a little hour like.

Speaker 36 (01:48:16):
First of all, I never would have set the wrong size,
so it's not me that message.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
I never corrected.

Speaker 15 (01:48:19):
Okay, he does the sending, because that's who I need
to talk to, because apparently you're not the manager.

Speaker 36 (01:48:26):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but who'd you order it from?

Speaker 15 (01:48:30):
You? It was free apparel from being the first caller
of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
Wait a second, hold on a second. Did you say
you didn't pay a dime for this? What does that
have to do with It was free?

Speaker 10 (01:48:44):
But how do you make it scary?

Speaker 6 (01:48:54):
Hey, hey, stop it, everyone's just pull yourself together.

Speaker 8 (01:48:57):
Man, slap across the face. Across the face. Now, Aaron,
you are in the right.

Speaker 6 (01:49:01):
Here, and he deserves a shirt. We gave him one.

Speaker 8 (01:49:05):
He gives us his time every day to listen to
our show. The least we can do is send him
not only a shirt, but the right size shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:49:12):
And there's no way to argue against that because he.

Speaker 36 (01:49:15):
Used the word order, and we don't take orders here,
so I'm not sure where you ordered it.

Speaker 25 (01:49:20):
Hang on, I think I found the missing step in
this process.

Speaker 9 (01:49:25):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:49:25):
Okay, now give me their name.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
We'll find Aaron, who did you.

Speaker 6 (01:49:28):
Give your order to.

Speaker 15 (01:49:32):
I believe that day it was Diamond.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
No surprises there.

Speaker 15 (01:49:42):
Might have been on the phones that day.

Speaker 8 (01:49:44):
Okay, okay, well I'm not surprised at any of this.
Oh Diamond just walked in. Let's see, was it Diamond?

Speaker 6 (01:49:51):
Diamond?

Speaker 8 (01:49:51):
Aaron thought for a second that you were the one
who said he could get a small shirt and took
his information.

Speaker 6 (01:49:56):
But now he's saying it was Garrett, so I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:50:00):
Well, well, this wouldn't be the first time, and I
don't think it'll be the last.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
Now we need garretton here to defend himself.

Speaker 6 (01:50:13):
Oh no, no, we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Here's what we do need, though, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (01:50:16):
We need to take care of Aaron and just make
sure we get it done correctly.

Speaker 6 (01:50:20):
Right now, Oh, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:50:24):
Well, if you stuck nailing him to a cross and
be nice, he's a customer of ours, go ahead.

Speaker 36 (01:50:28):
But he may not be a customer of hours. That's
why I'm trying to ask him a question. When did
this happen?

Speaker 25 (01:50:36):
COVID air twenty twenty one.

Speaker 15 (01:50:38):
You're nate because you happen to be talking about apparels
and sizes and getting.

Speaker 6 (01:50:49):
Once again, Hold on a second.

Speaker 8 (01:50:51):
If it was during COVID, the only people here were
Nate and scary and s true.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
Okay, hang on, hang on out.

Speaker 25 (01:51:00):
Even sending apparel out Scottie during COVID, I don't recall.

Speaker 36 (01:51:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
I really don't remember.

Speaker 15 (01:51:06):
I don't think he didn't have any Elvis Durant apparel.
All you had was scrubs.

Speaker 8 (01:51:11):
Okay, story, hold on, you went shirts to scrub. Well,
you said shirt. Now you're saying scrubs a four year
old land Okay, wait, he won a shirt, but we
gave him scrubs.

Speaker 2 (01:51:28):
Okay, we probably had nothing left to give. I'm so
glad we were able to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, so.

Speaker 15 (01:51:35):
You sent me scrubs. But that's not what I was told.

Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
I was told I have audio of this, sir.

Speaker 36 (01:51:41):
Audio I'm asking, is there audio?

Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
Erin?

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Did you record it on your end?

Speaker 15 (01:51:46):
Probably not online?

Speaker 6 (01:51:48):
Yeah, if if you were on the air, we have
a recording of you somewhere.

Speaker 8 (01:51:51):
We don't know the date. We're not going to look
for it. I say, it's simple. Just go find a
small shirt and send it to him.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
Happy to do he done? Happy to know you're not?

Speaker 6 (01:51:58):
You sound miserable.

Speaker 2 (01:51:59):
No, no, I will, and you know it.

Speaker 36 (01:52:00):
I'll overnight it. You will have it tomorrow. Yes, we
have smalls.

Speaker 6 (01:52:04):
Do they have our logo on them? Or is in
some like TV station.

Speaker 36 (01:52:07):
Our logos on it. It's a small logo, but our
logos on it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:10):
Okay, we have a logo shirt. It's small. Ever, gonna
send it to you?

Speaker 11 (01:52:13):
Had so many twists and the problem, Gandhi, everyone is this.

Speaker 8 (01:52:20):
We were not demonstrating good, solid customer service at all.

Speaker 6 (01:52:23):
First of all, Scotty's yelling at him.

Speaker 8 (01:52:25):
Garrett now wants an apology from all of us because
we said he's inept on taking orders.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
He wasn't even here that day.

Speaker 8 (01:52:31):
We really crept on a lot of people here today,
including our listener, Aaron.

Speaker 6 (01:52:34):
Aaron, you deserve better. And I'm the only one coming
to your defense.

Speaker 15 (01:52:38):
That you pick up a lot of crap elvists.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
So that's what they do.

Speaker 36 (01:52:41):
Oh, I know, can I just ha something? If I
ordered something and it came in wrong, I would call
that day. Are you.

Speaker 15 (01:52:49):
There during COVID?

Speaker 6 (01:52:51):
We were here, you called it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
We could have emailed us to be fair.

Speaker 6 (01:52:56):
To be fair, people still get COVID from here and there.

Speaker 25 (01:52:58):
And.

Speaker 6 (01:53:00):
So COVID is not over, but it is. I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 8 (01:53:03):
Let's just get this shirt all the way right now. Yes,
but we could have done that in the beginning. We
could have said, yes, Aaron shirt on the way, right,
guys am I right?

Speaker 6 (01:53:10):
Wait er, hold on a second, would you like it?

Speaker 12 (01:53:12):
Ruin Jackey, Well, that'll take two months.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
Sorry, Aaron, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:53:23):
Okay, we're gonna put you on hold and put you
through to Diamond. Remember it's Diamond taking over from this
point forward.

Speaker 15 (01:53:28):
Okay, I'm recording this conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:53:34):
As you should. I would be doing that too. Eway
very smart hold on would say you all right, we
have someone else, wears is on the line.

Speaker 25 (01:53:41):
We have another one, Steph Dad, Sorry, line eighteen. I'm
afraid to pick this up.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Hello Steph, Hi, good.

Speaker 8 (01:53:48):
Morning, Hello lady, Well, good morning, welcome, hello lady, welcome
to let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 6 (01:53:52):
We're having a great day on the segment.

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
We just got.

Speaker 8 (01:53:57):
We just got yelled at on the other line because
of bad customer service. Now, what can we do to
help you? I hope it's a I hope it's easy
to fix. What's the problem.

Speaker 7 (01:54:04):
So it's going to be amazing.

Speaker 37 (01:54:07):
So I think that Nate should do more of a horoscope.

Speaker 2 (01:54:10):
I love when he does it.

Speaker 26 (01:54:13):
His enthusiasm is awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:54:17):
And yes he is a murderer, but I think he
still deserves that right, not a murderer, but.

Speaker 25 (01:54:22):
A fantastic horoscope provider.

Speaker 8 (01:54:24):
Well, well, okay, but you know I'm but we have
to remember this is good, positive customer service. So first
of all, I want to thank you for listening to
a step and you are taking the time out to
call and say, hey, you want more Nate.

Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
But it's not going to happen.

Speaker 7 (01:54:40):
But I feel like he's misunderstood.

Speaker 6 (01:54:43):
Oh no, he's very well understood.

Speaker 2 (01:54:45):
That's my point. Do you guys really? Do you guys
want to.

Speaker 6 (01:54:49):
Hear more Nate doing horoscopes?

Speaker 5 (01:54:51):
I can't stomach it.

Speaker 7 (01:54:53):
I think he does a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:56):
Wait, she is, she's a customer.

Speaker 5 (01:54:58):
She did not see that.

Speaker 11 (01:54:59):
When she quested it, Nate standed up and gave himself
a standing ovation.

Speaker 17 (01:55:03):
He did.

Speaker 2 (01:55:04):
Nate stood up, But see the star.

Speaker 7 (01:55:06):
I expect that from him though.

Speaker 25 (01:55:08):
The stars need some emphasis, and that's what I provide.

Speaker 2 (01:55:12):
Thank you very much, Steph. I can't wait.

Speaker 7 (01:55:14):
So you're very welcome.

Speaker 8 (01:55:16):
I will take this a step further. What if and
nothing could be better than this? What if we just
had Nate call you every morning and personally gave you
your horoscope?

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
Why that'd be good?

Speaker 15 (01:55:26):
Oh that would be awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:55:27):
You had a fantastic idea of it. It is and
we never have to.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
Hear him on the air ever.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Is a great customer, serve.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
I think that's better, Steph. I don't know, if you're
old enough, you remember this. Nine hundred numbers.

Speaker 25 (01:55:38):
What if I just recorded them every day at a
nine hundred number and you had to call and pay
to hear me do them?

Speaker 18 (01:55:46):
I mean, yeah, that sounds fun, but now that's too
much fun for me.

Speaker 8 (01:55:50):
Yeah, nine hundred numbers. That's a long time ago when
they stopped doing those, right?

Speaker 9 (01:55:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:55:54):
Probably by the minute.

Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
Yeah, are over? I like it.

Speaker 6 (01:55:59):
Once again, he's said, you're probably old enough to remember this.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
He did do that.

Speaker 8 (01:56:05):
Okay, anyway, thank you for calling. Let me speak to
the manager. We need to get back.

Speaker 6 (01:56:08):
To you on this one.

Speaker 37 (01:56:10):
Okay, at least think about it, because then now we'll
be calling back again.

Speaker 6 (01:56:14):
All right, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:56:16):
Say I love you guys so much. You guys are amazing.
But maybe more enthusiasm during the horse popes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
Thank you for the flowers.

Speaker 8 (01:56:27):
Okay, okay, maybe maybe maybe we'll up the rotation.

Speaker 6 (01:56:31):
It's up to producer Sam, she's in charge of horoscopes.

Speaker 7 (01:56:34):
Can we want to sound super excited?

Speaker 6 (01:56:38):
I cannot give you that.

Speaker 40 (01:56:39):
I'm sorry anyway, Thank you, I know, but we love you, Steff.

Speaker 6 (01:56:50):
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (01:56:52):
Oh I love you guys too. You guys have yourselves
a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:56:55):
Okay, bye bye.

Speaker 6 (01:56:56):
All right, all right, so thank you for listening to
let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
I loved it. It was a fine fine.

Speaker 7 (01:57:10):
Yes, another week, didn't here.

Speaker 6 (01:57:13):
We go into the day.

Speaker 7 (01:57:14):
Cal Vista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
All right, show's done.

Speaker 6 (01:57:20):
We'll come back tomorrow and do it again. Till next time.

Speaker 8 (01:57:22):
Say peace out, everybody, peece out everybody.

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