July 31, 2025 • 7 mins
Nate wonders if women use dogs as a man magnet, Danielle’s neighbors made a sweet gesture, Sam has a bone to pick with her husband, and Skeery’s fired up over a potential fire hazard in Diamond’s studio
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, should we go around the room?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
All right, you look so somber, are you okay? I'm
thinking about what you had to say. Are we hitting some.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Chords over there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:16):
You know, I can't be a pet owner because I'm allergic.
So I'm wondering what in my life I'm missing out
on by not having that ability to love something so
unconditionally and then eventually lose it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's rough, but you know what you do, you have
that in your life, You'll think about it. It'll come
to you, all right, I hope.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Sometimes. Speaking of dogs, I do love dogs, even though
I'm allergic. And here's a question for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You see a.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Guy, handsome guy, and he's got a little puppy. What
is your inclination or even just a guy period? Yeah,
and so the thing has been okay, guys walk dogs
to get attention from women? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Sometimes sometimes does it work in reverse. I saw a
girl the other day. She's very cute, but the dog
was just, oh, literally.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
To die for it. I mean, the cutest little thing ever.
So do women walk around with dogs to meet men.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Maybe I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
Know if they do it to meet men, but I
definitely think meeting men is a byproduct because when I
had my little puppy, he was a dinger Magnet.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, he was so cute. Okay, that's my question.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I don't know if this is some sort of a poll,
but the text day fifty five one text and data whatever. Yeah, uh,
are you.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
A woman that walks a dog just to get guys numbers?
Let us know fifty if it works in a revers.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Five cute dogs and you're a dog walker, and.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'm sure people will agree with you. Didn't Dinger Magnet
used to do sports on our show?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I think so yes, and our sports with a dinger Magnet.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Daniel, what's up with you?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
I got it visual of something, but I'm gonna move.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Oh, yesterday, you guys, remember we we rescued that little
raccoon the other day, right, And so yesterday I come
home from my walk and on the porch is a
little blanket and a little note on the blanket that
says thank you for saving me, and then it says
Roger raccoon, And there was a big balloon attached of
(02:16):
a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So we're like, this raccoon is credit card, I tell you.
So I just.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Want to say we know who did it, our friend
Frank from across the street. But how cute is that?
And we have the best friends and the best neighbors
who do the coolest things. He just thought it would
be so cute to do that for us, and he did.
He put it on the porch. He tried to not
get caught on the ring camera, but we slowed that
down and so we were able to see his lead
popping from the balloon. So thank you, Frank, because you
(02:42):
made a smile yesterday. And it's nice to have good
neighbors and friends that take care of each other, you know,
make it fun.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It was fun, and in turn be a good neighbor. Yeah,
because I'm a really crappy neighbor, you really.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I never help anyone do anything. Well, then again, I
don't live anyone. I don't live anywhere near anyone.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I guess two miles away, hey, neighbor, that's kind of
farm two hours.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm two hours of frow, Hey, froggy, what's up with
you today?
Speaker 8 (03:08):
So, speaking of pets, I told you guys earlier this week,
it's been so hot here in Florida that I have
to reason with my dog every day and tell him
why I'm not taking him on a walk and when
I am going to take him, and we sit down
and have conversations. And so yesterday Lisa asked me if
I would bring a suitcase. And she's traveling for work
next week. She was packing, and I realized that I
had to wait till the dog was sleeping in another
(03:30):
room to sneak the suitcase in the house because if
he sees it, it throws his whole world upside down
because he knows somebody's leaving. And I realized, Nate, you
ask what are the things that you're missing in life
by not having a pet? One is you don't have
to live your life around hurting your dog's feelings. And
that's how I live my life.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
And I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Sorry about it, nor should you be sorry about it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm not.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
I don't want to hurt his little feelings. He sees
the suitcase, his whole world's turned upside down. I know,
my poor guy, Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Poor When they see that suitcakes come out, I know,
what do they panic?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Panic mode.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
They're smarter than we'll ever know they are. Hey, Gandhi,
what's up with you?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Okay, So I want to talk about two things that
we've just mentioned. Be a good neighbor. My neighbor Nick,
who we all know. He is at my apartment right
now because a furniture delivery showed up earlier than it
was supposed to. So I love you Nick, Thank you
for being a good neighbor. But also one of my
very best friends, Kyle, who was here this weekend. He
just lost his dog. Just happened. His name is Oliver.
He's thirteen years old, Wymeranner and Kyle was just the
(04:30):
best dog daddy and they were best friends and they
did everything together. And Kyle, I'm thinking of you. There
are no words that are going to make it better,
but just know that I love you and I'm sending
you a big hug. And I miss him too.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
There you go, Hey producer Sam, Hi, thanks for calling
out from under that bus that's scary through you under?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, can someone get me the plate please? I muttrack that.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I didn't find the bus and just put a microphone
under it because he puts you under there A lot,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, So I have a bone to pick with my
wonderful husband, William. So the alar went off at about
two in the morning. Obviously we were asleep. We didn't
know what it was about. So William got out of
bed to go check out the condo. Came back five
minutes later, said, I mean, I think everything's okay. I
couldn't figure out what it was. We'll worry about it tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (05:13):
I realized I was thirsty, so I'm like, okay, I'm
gonna go get a cup of water. Went to get
some water, came back and I saw a knife at
the side of his bed. Like, William, what is that
doing there? He goes, well, I couldn't figure out what
it was, and it could have been a beat from
an entrance, so just in case someone was here, Like,
so you let me go.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Downstairs and get water alone while you thought there might
be an intruder in the condo.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Shame. And So I didn't get murdered. I didn't get murdered,
so it's good. But who knows.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I got to check all the closets. Still, how are
you sure you didn't get murdered? Maybe Scary's gonna come
find me. He's waiting.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You've survived all these bus rides under the bus.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's been really trying, twelve hours, Scary.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What's we need to say? So I have enough observation
and a prediction.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
So I just noticed that we installed a beautiful leather
sofa in the studio where diamond sits and she does
her job in there. So my prediction is going to
be that is gonna make the terrace of inefficiency even
more efficient from the people that visit diamond studio the audacity,
because because when you install a couch or chairs anywhere,
(06:23):
it just breaths last. It is a little too inviting,
very inviting. It's like I just want to come hang
out here for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So I'm just.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
Letting you know the problem that may be festering in
there is gonna get ten times worse because we put
a sofa in there.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Saying today, I'm just saying from the one who was
the most inefficient on the show today.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But you know you agree with it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't agree.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You agree with the statement. Oh, I kind of agree
with this tabment.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I don't think there's enough space. I think it was
better before you had more space to.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Amble, right, I mean that's scary. Let's be honest.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I mean your your your head is a terrorist of beneficiency.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You've had that couch in there a long time. I
got Barco lounger ago.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Anywhere I stand for four hours for thirty years now,
I never sit down, and you will never see me
sitting on that couch.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I won't say technically that couch in the little room
does it breaks some kind of fire code? And think
it does, so let's go catch it on fire.
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, should we go around the room?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
All right, you look so somber, are you okay? I'm
thinking about what you had to say. Are we hitting some.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Chords over there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:16):
You know, I can't be a pet owner because I'm allergic.
So I'm wondering what in my life I'm missing out
on by not having that ability to love something so
unconditionally and then eventually lose it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's rough, but you know what you do, you have
that in your life, You'll think about it. It'll come
to you, all right, I hope.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Sometimes. Speaking of dogs, I do love dogs, even though
I'm allergic. And here's a question for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You see a.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Guy, handsome guy, and he's got a little puppy. What
is your inclination or even just a guy period? Yeah,
and so the thing has been okay, guys walk dogs
to get attention from women? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Sometimes sometimes does it work in reverse. I saw a
girl the other day. She's very cute, but the dog
was just, oh, literally.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
To die for it. I mean, the cutest little thing ever.
So do women walk around with dogs to meet men.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Maybe I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
Know if they do it to meet men, but I
definitely think meeting men is a byproduct because when I
had my little puppy, he was a dinger Magnet.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, he was so cute. Okay, that's my question.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I don't know if this is some sort of a poll,
but the text day fifty five one text and data whatever. Yeah, uh,
are you.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
A woman that walks a dog just to get guys numbers?
Let us know fifty if it works in a revers.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Five cute dogs and you're a dog walker, and.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'm sure people will agree with you. Didn't Dinger Magnet
used to do sports on our show?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I think so yes, and our sports with a dinger Magnet.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Daniel, what's up with you?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
I got it visual of something, but I'm gonna move.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Oh, yesterday, you guys, remember we we rescued that little
raccoon the other day, right, And so yesterday I come
home from my walk and on the porch is a
little blanket and a little note on the blanket that
says thank you for saving me, and then it says
Roger raccoon, And there was a big balloon attached of
(02:16):
a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So we're like, this raccoon is credit card, I tell you.
So I just.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Want to say we know who did it, our friend
Frank from across the street. But how cute is that?
And we have the best friends and the best neighbors
who do the coolest things. He just thought it would
be so cute to do that for us, and he did.
He put it on the porch. He tried to not
get caught on the ring camera, but we slowed that
down and so we were able to see his lead
popping from the balloon. So thank you, Frank, because you
(02:42):
made a smile yesterday. And it's nice to have good
neighbors and friends that take care of each other, you know,
make it fun.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It was fun, and in turn be a good neighbor. Yeah,
because I'm a really crappy neighbor, you really.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I never help anyone do anything. Well, then again, I
don't live anyone. I don't live anywhere near anyone.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I guess two miles away, hey, neighbor, that's kind of
farm two hours.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm two hours of frow, Hey, froggy, what's up with
you today?
Speaker 8 (03:08):
So, speaking of pets, I told you guys earlier this week,
it's been so hot here in Florida that I have
to reason with my dog every day and tell him
why I'm not taking him on a walk and when
I am going to take him, and we sit down
and have conversations. And so yesterday Lisa asked me if
I would bring a suitcase. And she's traveling for work
next week. She was packing, and I realized that I
had to wait till the dog was sleeping in another
(03:30):
room to sneak the suitcase in the house because if
he sees it, it throws his whole world upside down
because he knows somebody's leaving. And I realized, Nate, you
ask what are the things that you're missing in life
by not having a pet? One is you don't have
to live your life around hurting your dog's feelings. And
that's how I live my life.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
And I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Sorry about it, nor should you be sorry about it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm not.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
I don't want to hurt his little feelings. He sees
the suitcase, his whole world's turned upside down. I know,
my poor guy, Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Poor When they see that suitcakes come out, I know,
what do they panic?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Panic mode.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
They're smarter than we'll ever know they are. Hey, Gandhi,
what's up with you?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Okay, So I want to talk about two things that
we've just mentioned. Be a good neighbor. My neighbor Nick,
who we all know. He is at my apartment right
now because a furniture delivery showed up earlier than it
was supposed to. So I love you Nick, Thank you
for being a good neighbor. But also one of my
very best friends, Kyle, who was here this weekend. He
just lost his dog. Just happened. His name is Oliver.
He's thirteen years old, Wymeranner and Kyle was just the
(04:30):
best dog daddy and they were best friends and they
did everything together. And Kyle, I'm thinking of you. There
are no words that are going to make it better,
but just know that I love you and I'm sending
you a big hug. And I miss him too.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
There you go, Hey producer Sam, Hi, thanks for calling
out from under that bus that's scary through you under?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, can someone get me the plate please? I muttrack that.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I didn't find the bus and just put a microphone
under it because he puts you under there A lot,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, So I have a bone to pick with my
wonderful husband, William. So the alar went off at about
two in the morning. Obviously we were asleep. We didn't
know what it was about. So William got out of
bed to go check out the condo. Came back five
minutes later, said, I mean, I think everything's okay. I
couldn't figure out what it was. We'll worry about it tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (05:13):
I realized I was thirsty, so I'm like, okay, I'm
gonna go get a cup of water. Went to get
some water, came back and I saw a knife at
the side of his bed. Like, William, what is that
doing there? He goes, well, I couldn't figure out what
it was, and it could have been a beat from
an entrance, so just in case someone was here, Like,
so you let me go.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Downstairs and get water alone while you thought there might
be an intruder in the condo.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Shame. And So I didn't get murdered. I didn't get murdered,
so it's good. But who knows.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I got to check all the closets. Still, how are
you sure you didn't get murdered? Maybe Scary's gonna come
find me. He's waiting.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You've survived all these bus rides under the bus.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's been really trying, twelve hours, Scary.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What's we need to say? So I have enough observation
and a prediction.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
So I just noticed that we installed a beautiful leather
sofa in the studio where diamond sits and she does
her job in there. So my prediction is going to
be that is gonna make the terrace of inefficiency even
more efficient from the people that visit diamond studio the audacity,
because because when you install a couch or chairs anywhere,
(06:23):
it just breaths last. It is a little too inviting,
very inviting. It's like I just want to come hang
out here for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So I'm just.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
Letting you know the problem that may be festering in
there is gonna get ten times worse because we put
a sofa in there.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Saying today, I'm just saying from the one who was
the most inefficient on the show today.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But you know you agree with it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't agree.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You agree with the statement. Oh, I kind of agree
with this tabment.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I don't think there's enough space. I think it was
better before you had more space to.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Amble, right, I mean that's scary. Let's be honest.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I mean your your your head is a terrorist of beneficiency.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You've had that couch in there a long time. I
got Barco lounger ago.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Anywhere I stand for four hours for thirty years now,
I never sit down, and you will never see me
sitting on that couch.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I won't say technically that couch in the little room
does it breaks some kind of fire code? And think
it does, so let's go catch it on fire.
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