FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Dumped at Dinner

We’re reliving restaurant breakups, debating which kind of cheating hurts more, and fighting over where the best food actually is. Add in some jingle nostalgia, dangerous 90s toys, and a heavy dose of faux-dacity—yeah, it’s one of those days.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get up like the butt crack of dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Daddy's buying today. I'm gonna come to your bedside tonight six.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Elvis dran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
So I experienced firsthand phoductivity this weekend. So is it faux?
Oh okay, you look busy, but you're not sure of
my life.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I love what you do.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I called an airline to make some sort of a
complicated uh reservation for three of us traveling and from
different airports, this and that. So I knew it would
take a little while. Uh you know how your phone
will tell you you've been in this call for so
many minutes, fifty eight minutes. But I must say I
really enjoyed her. She was very nice. But she did

(01:05):
this thing that Nate has said before he thinks is
could be a scam. She kept saying, oh, I'm so sorry,
my computer is so slow, and she's you know, and
she said that, you know what, I don't know what's
going on. I'm gonna have to reset my computer and
just start over. And so Nate's philosophy in this maybe
it's my theory, this phone activity its theory is there's

(01:28):
a stretching the clock. Yeah, she did say to me
after fifteen eight minutes, she said, look at that, it's
two minutes till the top of the hour, and you're
my last call all the day. Thank you so much.
This was a lot of a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
This is my theory, right. I don't think these people
get paid per call. I think they get paid per hour.
So I've called the irs, I've called you know stores,
I've called different organizations. They all have a problem with
their computer and the system. So my theory is that
they just want to milk the clock and at least
talk to somebody that's somewhat pleasant.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
So they'll stretch it. They'll be happy to be I'm like, oh, uh,
my mouth, something wrong with my mouth. I have to
reset the router on for one sec.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
See.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
I would think I would think it was because they
can't figure out what you need and so they need
more time. And so that's how they stall by saying, oh,
my computer's not working right, it needs you know.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
See, I would think it was a plan to get
you to hang up the phone and get rid of
whatever your problem was, because you keep me on the
phone for an hour, probably twenty minutes into it, I'm like,
I don't think this is that important anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Right, well, all of the above, or maybe none of
they both. But she she was delightful. I enjoyed my
time with her, but maybe so. My theory is she
was having so much fun as with me as her
favorite customer to day, she wanted to call to last
until the end of her ship.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
Yeah, maybe that was it, because you got to think,
these people probably talk to some real a holes, So
when you get somebody nice on the phone, you want to.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Drag it out.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
You punish the nice people.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't think i'd be well, I guess I'm being
punished if they're taking Yeah, I mean it would have
been nice to have a few more days moments in
my day or why not? She was great, lovely, I
enjoyed my time with her, And all of the planes
were reserved and all the seats are assigned.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
And we're solved. When you were trying to figure out.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yes, okay, yeah, I think thirty less minutes would have
been better. Just fine. Yeah, but look, if you work
in a call center or whatever, just text us at
fifty five one hundred, are we way off? On this week.
We're just making assumptions. It's all hypothesis inside it assumption.
They're saying a lot of people are texting and saying, no,

(03:32):
the computers are slow, they are the worst. The infrastructure
for these computers is so old, over twenty years old.
Let's talk to Tara on line nineteen. We'll see what's
going on. Hello, Tara, how are you?

Speaker 10 (03:47):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Is it Tara or Tara? I don't I want to
say it correctly.

Speaker 11 (03:51):
It's Tara.

Speaker 12 (03:52):
Good morning everyone, how are you.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
We're doing great? So do you work in a line
of work where you have to rely on computers a
lot with customer service?

Speaker 12 (04:03):
Yes, and a lot of times feel cool and they'll say, oh,
I'm looking for this or I'm looking for that, and
I have absolutely no idea what they're looking for. So
of course it's oh, I'm so sorry, my computer is
really slow today. Oh I'm sorry, my system just went down.
I need to log back in, and meantime I'm just
trying to find out what the hell they're looking for.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay, Hey, I was right. Wow, that's fair.

Speaker 12 (04:27):
God, you're right, Danielle, thank you, right.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
That could be the case. I know the lady with
me in the airline yesterday. I really felt like it
was giving her hell. The computer was giving her a
little grief. I don't know, you know, but only you know,
And so let me ask you this, Tara Whyle, we
have you here. I don't know exactly what. I guess
a retail ordering of some sort. You're working with. You
don't have to say the name or anything, but.

Speaker 12 (04:53):
No, Actually, I work for a freight forwarder, importing and
exporting commercials merchandise.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, do you find that the people you come in
contact with on the phone are generally nice? Were they bad?
I mean, is it fifty to fifty or how's that
roll with you in your career?

Speaker 12 (05:14):
It's fifty fifty, it's fifty fifty summer, nice summer.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Hell.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
I always feel bad for the people on the other
end because it's not your fault that we're going through this.
You're just trying to find a solution, and I feel like,
you know that you can't control what happens.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's not you know, there's a text coming through now.
I used to work at a call center. We used
to manipulate the hell out of the system to avoid
taking calls at all.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
That is phote activity. All right, well, thank you Tara,
and thank you for listening to us. We sure to
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 12 (05:51):
Have a great day and huge huge fan.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh thank you, thank you very much. You have a
great day too. I have one more called Luis Lewis
rather online twenty works in an IT call center. Hi Lewis,
what's going on with you?

Speaker 13 (06:05):
Hello lady?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Hello lay So what do you what are you noticing
from your your point of view?

Speaker 13 (06:11):
So I worked for one of the biggest internet providers
in the nation, and I worked in their call center,
and it's fifty to fifty.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
It's either their system is super.

Speaker 13 (06:19):
Old and they just don't want to pay the money
to upgrade it to the newest generation, or you know,
you're just trying to kill time because you don't want
to keep getting yelled out or get the much customers.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
But that's awful that people yell at you. You know,
I hate that they do that with you. Lewis.

Speaker 11 (06:36):
Yeah. No.

Speaker 13 (06:36):
I used to work also in a you know, a
code red system down company basically where like let's say,
if the radio went down, you would call us because
the internet was done on your location and we would
get your servers backed up on the cloud up and running,
and those people, even though we were trying to help them,
we're the worst, always injury, and everyone's very happy when
there's a code right situation.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Well, I'll tell you this, whenever I have a problem
with my internet at my house, there's no one. You
can't get a person on the phone. I mean you
have to jump through all sorts of fiery hoops to
get a live person. It's all automated and AI and anyway, Lewis,
God be with you, and thank you so much for
what you do. We appreciate you. Thank you. What's up there,
Scottie B.

Speaker 14 (07:17):
So back in the day, I worked in a call
center when I lived in Iowa, and the calls would
come in so fast and furious. I would put them
on hold and I would just say, let me get
that information for you. I would hold on and I
would transfer them to another center. So it looks like
I got the call and I took care of it,
and my quota was was huge.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I did.

Speaker 14 (07:33):
They promoted me to supervisor the entire center faster. It's
such great call volume. But I just you know, belled
onto somebody else.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, skeary different times where I was trying to complain
to customer service and I accidentally got hung up on
I'm just wondering if yeah about time, if that is
it really an accident or was it time? I don't know,
is it a coincidence or did they just be like
I'm just gonna drop this bastard. Yeah, Well, look, if

(08:04):
they have really bad equipment in there anyway, that can
easily just blame it on that and then just move
on with their day. I need to know more, Sorry,
More and more, more and more people are texting in
Danielle saying that the computers they are using are trash.
They're they're just really that bad. Hold on, hold on
you want iHeart to help them find.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
SNOWE will ever connect?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
I just think like when people say that you were
yelling at customer service, like, don't you think you get
more with kindness? Especially with that, They're going to be
more willing to try and find a solution for you
if you're nice than if you're a nasty a hole
for sure?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Seriously, I agree. Finally, we got a frog, you watch
up Frog.

Speaker 15 (08:45):
We had a computer problem here the other day in
Jack's and I'd call our help desk and they're like,
what operating system are you on? They showed me how
to go find it. The computers that I'm using right now,
I am not making this up. We're on Windows seven,
which was put out in October of two thousand and eight,
the system that we are working on right now.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
All right, Yeah, they're just waiting for it to turn twenty.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
Yeah, that's even you know, better than the iPhone that
I have, because you know me with my iPhones, I
don't upgrade very often iPhone six.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I also must assume as far as these call centers go,
a lot of people moved out of the big offices
and they moved into their homes. They can do all
of that at home, so you know, they're just kind
of a slave to whatever they have in their house.
I don't know it works, but sheeese, iHeart computers. In
what you're twenty nine eight? He's away October eight. Oh

(09:44):
my god, I ever wondered.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
What we look like? Do you think I look in red?

Speaker 16 (09:50):
I do follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Don't Answer the Phone,
Elvis Duran, The Elvis duran phone tappings.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about today?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
All right, So Catherine is phone tapping her mom Joan.
She brings her dog to work all the time.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
So I'm calling from the front building saying people are complaining.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'm so sorry, but you can no longer bring your
dog to work. Oh sorry, okay, sorry, that could.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Make some people upset. Ye was listening to Daniel's phone tap.

Speaker 17 (10:27):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, Hi, I'm looking for Joan. There's no Please. This
is leslie Versach from Hello Gleison. How are you?

Speaker 18 (10:34):
I'm fine?

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Thanks?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Are you the owner of a lasso dog named Pepper? Yes,
I'm calling you because there have been complaints from the
building that you're bringing the dog to work.

Speaker 18 (10:44):
Okay, the only one that brings the dog to work.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Okay, But your dog is the one that leaves species
on the property.

Speaker 18 (10:51):
Leaves My dog leaves species on the property.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes, do you know what I'm speaking about. You're acting
like you don't have any idea.

Speaker 18 (11:00):
I am not the only one that has a dog
in this building. I don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I don't understand in the first place, why you're all
allowed to bring your dogs.

Speaker 18 (11:07):
To work when you're working late.

Speaker 17 (11:09):
It's nice to have something other than yourself walking through
a deserted building.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh maybe you guys should work a little harder and
then you could leave a little earlier.

Speaker 18 (11:16):
Well, you're pretty nasty.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm going to look into the policy a little bit
more because I would like to get rid of all
the animals in the building.

Speaker 17 (11:23):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Okay, why are you being snotty now? Because the dog.

Speaker 18 (11:27):
Doesn't balk, he's sent to my desk all day long.
I don't know what the heck keep talking about.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
You leave the dog shoved under your desk all day long?

Speaker 18 (11:33):
Dogged under my desk?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
No, he sleeps here.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Do you really think that that's a good place for
your dog to be?

Speaker 19 (11:39):
Oh no, I'm not going to discuss whether it's good
or bad for my dog to be here.

Speaker 18 (11:43):
You've got a petition, Fine, I'll take care of it.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
What time can you get the dog home today? You
need to bring the dog home or like, within minutes.

Speaker 18 (11:50):
I need to bring the dog home within minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, the dog needs to be removed from the property.
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 18 (11:57):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Thank you? Yeah, she doesn't want to I don't understand.
She's been a bitch she doesn't want to remove her
stupid mut from the premises. I'll call you back.

Speaker 20 (12:08):
Hello, you just called me a bitch.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 18 (12:12):
I heard you.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I wasn't even on the phone with you.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Hello, Yes, Hi.

Speaker 17 (12:22):
When someone talk to somebody else who I can see
very clearly, and it's calling me a bitch.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'd never called you a bit, ma'am.

Speaker 19 (12:31):
Listen, lady, I'm going to call the vice president.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Do you are you in my own speakerphone because that's
not yet what.

Speaker 19 (12:38):
Lady, I heard the whole conversation, and you've been on
speaker phone and I have my partner listening to it.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
First of all, I did not say anything derogatory. I
would never do anything like that. I am a very
loyal lady.

Speaker 17 (12:48):
I'm making a complaint right now.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I am a professional.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
The dog is not the issue anymore.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
That is the issue.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
It isn't the issue.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, you want the issue.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
The issue is you need to get them. I might
out of the building.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'm calling your corporate office.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I don't work for them. Well, then, who the.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Hell are you?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'm calling because somebody you work with very closely doesn't
want your dog there.

Speaker 17 (13:11):
That's very nice that whoever it is, I will find
out and fire that person.

Speaker 20 (13:15):
Why do you like them?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Apple?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Do you run the business?

Speaker 20 (13:17):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (13:18):
I do.

Speaker 17 (13:18):
I'm going to have you arrested.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Lady.

Speaker 17 (13:21):
You're a raving lunatic.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
You're my lady.

Speaker 17 (13:26):
I have my whole staff in here. They have come
in here and admitted that this is a phne prank.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
All right, well then I guess I should tell you.
This is Danielle Monarrow and you've just been phone tacked.

Speaker 17 (13:36):
Thank you very much. I'll tell you you were ready
for a lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
So what it's actually your daughter that's phone tapping you.

Speaker 18 (13:44):
Yeah, I know, she just told me.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
So what do you want to say to her now
that you know it's a joke.

Speaker 17 (13:48):
It wasn't funny while it was going on, but it's
funny now.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 22 (13:55):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by Authart.

Speaker 16 (13:58):
Sids Me Elvis Sarah phones tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Check it out.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
I was so appreciated and I love you guys, Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
All right, so we promised you we would do the
audio logo game, and so we're gonna do it. But
that's not the name of it. What name did you
give it? Again, daniel I gotta write this down.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Okay, ready, what brand does that sound from?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
What brand is that sound from? Yeah, scary, Play one
of the examples and tell me what brand this is?
Remember that? Oh my god, that was years ago.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I mean, I don't recognize you don't you had one.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I remember us talking about it. You played against Gary.
You don't remember the little I can't you.

Speaker 10 (14:57):
Know what it is?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Remember that? I do? Yeah, I remember now.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
I know what Play it one more time, Unlet's see
if Danielle can tell us what brand is the sound from?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Am I winning?

Speaker 13 (15:10):
No?

Speaker 18 (15:10):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
We it's the way it's But do you know what
gave it away? When you did the little head thing?
And I saw my little me with his little head
going back and forth.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Exactly, give me one more?

Speaker 18 (15:21):
What is it?

Speaker 23 (15:22):
Where is this?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Wow? Okay, okay, duh? Play it again? Who knows it?

Speaker 18 (15:32):
Well?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
I know, but I made the game, so.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Answer exactly, Foggy, what is that?

Speaker 15 (15:39):
I don't know. I realized the sound.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
I know I've heard it. It's not intel.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Right, No, that's what's tricky about these.

Speaker 13 (15:47):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Uh? Straight int? I've heard it time upon time again? Really, Diamond,
just Diamond know it? Diamond? Do you know it?

Speaker 20 (15:55):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I think it's a PlayStation?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
No, no, it's xp xbox that's it. Why did did
your kids come downstairs and tell us?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Tell you what it was?

Speaker 15 (16:10):
Daniel has just heard that sound one thousand times?

Speaker 18 (16:12):
All right?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
So you hear these sounds every day, and some of
some of the sounds we're going to give you in
a few moments are old because we've been identifying with
audio all our lives. And that's what makes our show
and everything we do at iHeart very unique, is because
it's all about audio. It's all about how you listen.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
What this from?

Speaker 13 (16:33):
That?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's someone playing the skeleton s ilophone. So anyway, so
call us now straight night, awaiting your call or no, actually,
Diamond is here. Even better if you really know how
to connect the sound with the product, we would love
to put you to the test. Gandhi did a lot

(16:55):
of work on this, identifying sounds that are directly connected
with brands and and things we love, and of course
Garrett worked hard to put them all in the computer
and make sure we had them here for you today.
And uh, let's get going. So it contested. Number one
is Ryan Online fourteen. Hey Ryan, you're calling from Chattanooga.

Speaker 24 (17:14):
Yeah, I'm calling from Chattanooga.

Speaker 25 (17:15):
Hey, y'all do it.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
We're I thought they turned us off in Chattanooga. I'm
so happy to hear from you.

Speaker 25 (17:21):
I thought we listened to y'all at one, three, seven,
but then I found y'all on ninety five nine. I've
been trying to win your free money phone tap. I'll
want to answer my phone when I call.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Ryan. Now we know someone that is listening in Chattanooga.
We've got to reopen those lines. Yeah, absolutely, Well, look,
it's so good to hear from you. It's so good
to know that someone is in Chattanooga. They hated us.
That station hated us. Oh it's such a great company,
but that particular station hated us. So all right, So Ryan,
we know we are surrounded by sounds connected to products

(17:55):
all the time, for instance, but go back to our samples.
Scary get play one. Okay, here's one. Here we go,
and we all identified that's your that's your Apple, that's
your Mac. Turning on empowering up right, you've heard that before, right, Ryan, rat?
What right you have? Okay? Good? Right? Well, now how
does this work? Because we have if he gets three

(18:17):
out of five? Right, how do you want to do this?
That's up to you, guys.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
How you want to do it. I don't know if
we're doing he gets money per answer or it won't.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Matter because Nate will change the rules as we go along.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Anyway, Nate, what are we doing? I need you. You're
gonna pody up. So we're gonna give him all of
these because you have two contestants, you're you're just confusing me. No,
that's your backup contestant. Don't worry about that. That's if.
That's as if the line disconnection. So you go tell
Lillon and that she's a backup. She's the understuy. How
we make the sausage here? All right? So you go

(18:49):
through and give him ten dollars every critic Okay, okay,
so you get Okay, so for every sound you correctly identify, uh, Ryan,
we give you ten dollars, and it could have ad
up to over one hundred dollars. Okay, mm hmm, sweet
it is sweet. Okay, here you go Here is audio
clue number one. What is this? What sound is that from?

Speaker 9 (19:19):
Uh PlayStation?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, noise there?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Ten dollars, big money, So we need to write this
stuff down.

Speaker 20 (19:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Okay, I got you, I got ten dollars. All right?
Tell us what sound is this? What audio logo?

Speaker 25 (19:38):
Can I hear that one more time?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah? All the famous chimes? Dunne done.

Speaker 18 (19:47):
M hm.

Speaker 15 (19:49):
That's not a dale, is it.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, it's not. That's the that's the network NBC. Wait again,
there you go. Those chimes have been around since NBC
started in radio, before TV was invented. It's kind of crazy.
All right, let's move on to the next one. Ryan.

Speaker 9 (20:05):
I wouldn't I answer that one anyway.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Ryan, Now I'm so old.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I feel so ancient. All right, Ryan, Okay, I forgive you.
Here we go. Here is audio clue number three. What
logo is this?

Speaker 9 (20:25):
That's Windows?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
It's actually it's actually Intel, which is on with a
lot of Windows products, but Intel on board. Okay, it's okay,
we got more coming up. Okay, what logo is this?
Sound from? How many times have you sat down to

(20:51):
the theater and you heard that and it surrounds you?
In that big room. Play it again, scary. I love
the sound. Does that sound familiar?

Speaker 20 (21:03):
Ryan?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Do you remember ever hearing that in a movie theater? Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I do.

Speaker 9 (21:06):
I've heard it my whole freaking life.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
But that's not a lion.

Speaker 18 (21:12):
Gate, is it.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
No, it's not. But I tell you what, a lot
of people have heard it, but they're not connecting it
with the company. The company is a sound company called
t h X. It sounds so cool. I would not
have remembered th h X as well, but I know
I've heard it a million times. Ryan's you know all right,
here's another audio logo?

Speaker 26 (21:30):
What is this?

Speaker 16 (21:32):
M m.

Speaker 25 (21:34):
Oh, I know that one?

Speaker 9 (21:36):
Oh my, that's brand you know what?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
You're absolutely one company? Now you know what you got?
All right? I'm just happy you got one, because I'm
telling you I would say.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
Actually, yeah, actually that's my say going.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I got.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Counting.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Ryan. Here's an old school when but you may get it.
What company is this sound logo from? Mm hmm.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
Either Warner Brothers or lion Gate?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 25 (22:27):
You're My final answer is.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
You know, Ryan, you're you're you're, you're you're beating around it.
Give it one more time. It is definitely a lion.
But what movie company is it?

Speaker 18 (22:40):
From?

Speaker 9 (22:43):
Picture that? I can picture the line as you freaking
make the sound.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
I know.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Also famous for a casino in Las Vegas.

Speaker 15 (22:52):
Three letters, one letter, three three letters, three letters.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Two of the letters are the same. All right, well
that is the world That is the world famous MGM lion.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, think that lion's still alive?

Speaker 10 (23:09):
No lion, I just go GM.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Okay, Well, I'll tell you what lions Gate I know.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
But I'll tell you what. I'll give you five out
of the ten. So you got five dollars on that one. Okay, Ryan,
I feel like I'm working with you here. I'm working
with you. Okay, here we go. These are more challenging
than one. Thing's all right? Here is your next audio logo.
Listen to this.

Speaker 24 (23:32):
That's Dale.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
No, No, that's.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
A T T.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
You said it, he said at and T. He can
have it. All right, we'll give it to you big money.
Did you add it? Did you add that up? Okay? Now, Dale,
I mean Ryan, you've said this company eight thousand times.
Let's see if you say it this time. Here we go.
What audio logo? Is this?

Speaker 13 (24:01):
One more time?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
That's old? These are hard?

Speaker 18 (24:09):
Is that a phone.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Can I get a hit?

Speaker 13 (24:11):
Is that a phone company?

Speaker 23 (24:13):
Uh? Kind of Yeah, it's more'n work alright, delivery for
as my partner just jump out of the truck, laughing
at because I'm a.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
We need your partner. Okay, it is a phone Okay,
listen to the clue. Okay, it is a phone company,
but it's not a phone company. All right. That is
no Keia right there.

Speaker 25 (24:48):
Okay, yeah, I never said he said.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
I staid in my million times, I never said no.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Ot Ryan, Here we go. Let me give you another one.
I feel good about this one. Here we go. What
is the sound logo?

Speaker 13 (25:03):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Play the whole thing? What company is that from?

Speaker 9 (25:23):
If I don't get this, because I know I'm gonna
I'm gonna throw my phone.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
No, no, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Don't do that.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
I'm just kidding. Uh you know what, I hear one
of the movie things. First thing that's coming out of
my mouth is Lyne.

Speaker 18 (25:40):
But I know that.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, this this sounds brothers. Uh well no, it's down
the street that this is from this company. A movie
company also has a TV network. It is a red
canine that runs around. Okay, okay, that's that's twentieth.

Speaker 9 (26:05):
I may not get on your on your contest, at
least I may j'all laugh you.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Do, we don't know, Ryan, I'm gonna tell you. We're
in the passenger seat with you. We want you to win.
All right. How about this sound? What is this from? Yeah?
It happens when you do something on this app on

(26:34):
your iPhone and then you see them rather than hear them.
You see the nose and eyes on the front of
their head. Rhyme, rhyme for mind.

Speaker 9 (26:52):
Hit the damn because I don't even have the damn
my iPhone.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I don't know, Okay, okay, So that's that's the sound
of the pick upsound on FaceTime, So showing face time. Okay, right,
if you don't have an AP get that well now.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
Now my partner is a day because he's got an iPhone.
He didn't tell me.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
What. Oh man, that sounds like a dangerous truck. All right,
I got two more for you. Let's see if you
can get some all right, Ryan, Ryan, Focus, focus, I
bet you can get this one. What what audio clue
is this? You hear? You play it for your friend,

(27:36):
We'll play for him. Yes, I have one more sound
for you, Ryan, and I know, I know that either
you or your your friend in the truck will get this.
And it's rude that I say that. I just have

(27:56):
a sneaking suspicion. You're going to figure this this one. Okay,
play it loud, scary what what audio clue is this
right here? Maybe not so loud? Sar, We'll do it again.

(28:16):
Did your friend hear that? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (28:20):
Porn?

Speaker 9 (28:20):
Hup.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
You can't figure out the MGM alia, but you can
figure out porn home. How much money? Oh carry, how
much money.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Did he get out of a possible one hundred and
twenty dollars? Ryan is walking home with fifty five?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, let's just let's make it an even hundred. Okay,
that's nice. We're gonna we're gonna give you a hundred dollars.

Speaker 20 (28:55):
Okay, all right, you guys.

Speaker 9 (28:57):
I appreciate it. Sorry I didn't do so good, but
it was fun.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Ryan is a fun guy. I love having fun with Ryan.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
He was awesome.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Ryan sounds like a party. And he got porn hubbed
fat yeah or his friend did whatever?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
He was all right? There you go there. It is
awesome that for transitioning in and out of commercials, you're
thinking you know, I'm more of an X tube guy.
They don't have anything.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's whack a doodle time.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
It is whack a doodle.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Times are so hard.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Elvis dan in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I can't blame Scary. Just said what he said. I
speaks volume. He's like, if you're going to break up
with someone at a restaurant, if it's a really good
restaurant and you're enjoying your meal, it should make it easier. Well,
it happened, well, but you're saying it because the meal
was tasty, then your heart wasn't broken. Is a comfort
thing and people can use it as a buffer. So
when I got broken up with several years ago, she

(30:11):
planned it out according to the courses of the meal,
with the appetizer, main course, and the dessert, and she
kind of slowly ramped into what was she wanted to
talk about, and by dessert she tried to tie it
up into a bow and then she left and she
went three blocks from her house. Then you're very forgiving
if I'm in love with someone or I'm really getting
into them. And they took me to a restaurant and
started breaking up with me while we're eating. Yeah, and

(30:34):
then you took another bite of what's on that play?
I would throw it at you.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
I would smack that fork right out of someone's hand, like,
are you kidding me? You're breaking up with me.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
And eating the spaghetti?

Speaker 17 (30:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Not today.

Speaker 17 (30:43):
No.

Speaker 15 (30:44):
And whoever does the breaking up, they're responsible to pay
the bill if you break up with me.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I'm not splitting it with you. Yeah, I agree. So okay.
So I brought this up and I said, hey, text in,
did you see the hundreds of texts that came in.
This obviously hits a nerve with a lot of people
breaking up and restaurants. Here's someone who said they broke up.
I broke up with my exit Ruby Tuesdays. Oh I
love I used to work there, found out a lot

(31:08):
about him. He ran out of the restaurant screaming at me.
In the whole restaurant listened in, and there'd be a
lot of people were texting and saying they didn't break
up in restaurants, but they kept quiet at their table
to listen to the breakup at the next table. Oh
I did that, Gandhi did that? Talk about it?

Speaker 8 (31:22):
So I was at a Mexican restaurant with my ex boyfriend,
and the table behind it was actually a booth behind us.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
The guy started to break up with the girl that
he was with.

Speaker 8 (31:31):
And the reasons that he was giving were very specific
and fascinating. So I stopped talking with my boyfriend at
the time and was listening. He started talking louder than
they were talking, because he said it was rude that
I was trying to listen to this intimate moment of
their life, to which I say, you're at a booth
at Elviacaro right now. Not enough I can hear you, man, Like,

(31:53):
come on, look at this.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
My ex husband took me to my favorite restaurants to
tell me he was serving me with divorce papers. My
best friend's parents, coincidentally, who never go out to dinner
we're sitting at the next table, never spoke to her again.
This ahole thinks he wants to make a public display
of me. Literally, they know his diverse papers were already
on their way as well. Wow, now it's my favorite
restaurant I go all the time. Here's someone who got
broken up with it with somebody in public. Yeah, here's

(32:16):
the thing in a restaurant. It's it's too controlled, and
it's not an easy escape. It's really really is. You
don't know how they'll act.

Speaker 15 (32:23):
They could become unhinged and embarrass you and themselves.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Very risky.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Don't you think that's what people are hoping they don't
do that you're in that kind of environment and that
that will be maybe more controlled.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
You don't know. That's why backfires. I wouldn't play with
that restaurant breakup. I broke up in a restaurant I
always wanted to try, how so excited to go, got
dumped from the entrees, came to the table, never lost
my appetite was supposed to be scary text in my opinion,
never lost my appetite, just went on eating. Oh my gosh.
But listen to James on line twenty though. Now this

(32:55):
is I think even riskier. Broke up on Norwegian Norwegian
getaway on a ship that's the same room and everything
on the same vessel. Yeah, you can't escape. What are
you thinking, James? Hey, good morning, guys, good morning.

Speaker 13 (33:14):
What was I thinking?

Speaker 9 (33:15):
I was just it was the end, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
But here's my question.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
If you're on you're on the cruise with the person,
can you get through the whole cruise and then once
you get off the ship do it.

Speaker 9 (33:26):
Uh no, really, I just decided right there, I was done.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Wow, one they have the cruise. Yeah. How many days
did you have?

Speaker 9 (33:35):
It was day four of day eight? Oh god, No,
I still had a great time. Uh it was Norwegian,
and you guys know Norwegian. The ships are great, the
ports are beautiful, but the best part is the people
you meet, you know. So I went out, I made
a lot of friends, and uh, I still enjoyed myself.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
And the good thing about this is you you got
to keep the restaurant. You didn't have to give that
up in the breakup. You got to keep the ship.
You're good and you'll be happy.

Speaker 9 (34:01):
I took care of the bill.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Okay, I know, But you had four more days with
this person. How did that go?

Speaker 27 (34:09):
Well?

Speaker 9 (34:09):
We still shared a room, we still shared a bed,
so you know, we definitely both still enjoyed ourselves.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
But you broke up with her on the ship and
she still gave you sex.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
I mean you said it.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I mean I don't know you. You basically said that, yes,
Gandhi thought.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
All right, James, what did she do in the middle
of the trip that was so egregious that you couldn't
wait till the end, Like what was the nail on
the coffin that you were like, this is it?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Halfway through vacation?

Speaker 9 (34:42):
Well, I mean, well, obviously it was like you know,
a bunch of things that built up over time. But
she kept being late to all the reservations and couldn't
get ready in time, and like that kind of got
a little annoying, where oh I should have then was
telling that the reservation was a few minutes earlier, so

(35:02):
she got ready earlier. But you know, wa are under
the bridge?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Well yeah, okay, So may I assume that this this
relationship wasn't really all that serious, was it?

Speaker 9 (35:16):
I mean I was in it for real. I was
putting in a lot of effort. But I just saw
that she wasn't. And she said numerous times over the cruise,
which kind of bothered me.

Speaker 18 (35:24):
Was she was?

Speaker 9 (35:25):
She was perfectly okay with only being good looking Like
that kind of bothered me a little bit. Yeah, I
guess I don't know, And maybe it wasn't that serious.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Okay, I'm in hindsight. Well look, you know, uh, the
whole story is great. By the way, you're my favorite
call of the week. Gotta be honest, all right, James.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, but the whole point of this conversation was people
who take take their significant other tour restaurant knowing full
well when they walk through the door they're about to
break up with them. That was not the case when
you went on board Norwegian, was it? You didn't? Okay?
All right, and there you go. How are you today?
By the way, how's your life?

Speaker 9 (36:12):
Have done it on the fourth day?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
So there you how's your love life now? James?

Speaker 13 (36:18):
Single?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Doing my thing.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
It's been a few months. I went on another Norwegian
cruise after that as a solo traveler, had a good
time on that and just you know, realize that I
can have a good time on my own. I don't
need to travel with someone. And I actually have another
I have another cruise. I'm leaving next Friday. Another I
love it.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Norwegian loves you too. Here's the thing, Uh, Solo travel
on cruise ships is fabulous and I've I have so
many friends who've so many friends who've done it. And
have you done solo cruise before?

Speaker 9 (36:52):
Yeah? I did one on Halloween last year and I
had a great time.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Look at you all right, God's kind of jealousy. What
do you mean I'm doing? Don't worry solo cruising by
yourself and your you're stuck with it with your own devices.
For seven some people, it's a nightmare to go with
someone else. All right, thank you, scary, but thank you James.
You have a great day, and thanks for listening to us.
And Norwegian loves you man, they want you back, all right,

(37:18):
thank you very much.

Speaker 20 (37:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Interesting I got pictures that took a turn. Yeah, but yeah,
I can't believe all of these texts about being broken
up with or breaking up with someone in a in
a restaurant. I don't know. And then when you broke
it up, like I said before, you and your other

(37:42):
love that restaurant, Like who gets it?

Speaker 25 (37:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Do you go back on your own with friends or
with your next date? Do you dare take your next
significant other to that romantic restaurant?

Speaker 18 (37:53):
You know?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Sure you do.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
There's a problem probably with the weight staff, like you know,
they're used to seeing like you know, you with Robert
and then all of a sudden you come in with
Johnny and they're like, what happened to Robert?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
And sometimes they'll say that right in front of them. Hey,
what happened to Robert?

Speaker 7 (38:08):
And then poor Johnny is feeling like crap because he's
your new guy at this restaurant.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
You know it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Well, you want to hear another layer to this onion.
What if you and your let's say, your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever,
go to the same restaurant and then you love it
so much when you're cheating on them, you take your
you take your side piece to the restaurant. Well, no,
you know, if you're really tipping high, they'll keep it quiet.

(38:35):
Oh hello, mister Duran, good to see you. Who's your son?
Your son?

Speaker 20 (38:43):
When you wake up?

Speaker 16 (38:44):
Wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Hey, I want you to text me at fifty five
one hundred if you are one of the percent of
Americans that brush their teeth while sitting on the toilet. Oh, hey,
be nice. Some people are there time efficient.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
That doesn't seem practically.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
They like to they're hitting several targets with one shot.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Do you spit like between your legs?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I guess that's what we're gonna find out. All right,
this is okay, this is what I learned while I
was on vacation. The question for the random poll was
where do you brush your teeth? Seventy one percent said
they in the in the mirror, at the sink. Twenty
percent of people said they walk around the house while

(39:38):
they're brushing their teeth. In three percent say they sit somewhere.
Another three percent says they sit on the toilet while
brushing their teeth. Okay, you know, don't even mention brushing
your teeth in the shower. Scott de Bee is so
upset about al varmit thinking about it.

Speaker 14 (39:56):
I will tell you though, I drank coffee on the
toilet the other day, which was kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Everything you do is weird.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
You cannot mix charticles and food or anything that you
consume exactly.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I was thinking about that.

Speaker 7 (40:08):
But I would rather you shower and brush your teeth
and toilet and brush your teeth toilet.

Speaker 14 (40:14):
You'd rather a shower toothbrush than a shouting tooth. What
I would rather brush my teeth on the toilet than
in the shower. Yeah, I might try it later, but
also they.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Went then intrigued me as people walking around the house
while brushing, because I would drip all over the place.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Yeah, yeah, me too, straight down my chin.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, slobby. Anyway, all right, no one is no one's
texting in about Oh someone said they they brush your
teeth on the toilet if they're running late. A lot
of people brush their teeth in the shower. M hm, okay,
I just don't brush my teeth if I'm running, bother

(40:58):
brush you get everything. I don't want spin all on
my mirror. That's why I do everything in the.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Show toothpaste, toes.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
All right? What was that said?

Speaker 7 (41:08):
I wanted to scary, to smell very minty. Why are
your Joe smells sonty scary?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Your toes are so fresh? Good morning, Angela, Good morning.
So we're talking at people that brush their teeth whilst
sitting on the toilet. She wants us to guess what
she does while she's brushing her teeth. Oh boy, Angela,
I daren't guess. Just tell us what unique thing do
you do, Angela? When you brush your teeth?

Speaker 5 (41:39):
I do squat in the morning.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
You're squatting.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Oh Nicea, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, okay, it's good for you to squat, and it's
good for you to brush your teeth. Nate sometimes so
you squat Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Need to get a little exercise in and I feel
like that's you know, well, do you mind the time?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Do you make any grunting noises while squatting?

Speaker 18 (42:07):
I do not.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
I have a brush in my nice all right, all right,
So I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
So because of your calling the other things I've learned
this morning, I'm assuming a lot of people do a
lot of unique things while brushing their teeth, so probably, yeah,
but squatting. Is that that's a good Would we all
approve of squatting? Yeah? Yeah, that in favor of squatting
while brushing your teeth, say I No one in the
world's ever said that. All right, well, Angela, thank you

(42:34):
for listening to us. Are you squatting now?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
No, I'm actually driving to work at University of her Mom.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
You know what you could do while while driving? You
could do your keekls, I could hold on, I'm doing
I'm doing mine now, all right. Thank you for listening
to us, Angela. You have a great day. Okay, thank
you so much.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
I even believe I'm bugging you guys.

Speaker 25 (43:01):
Love you guys.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Well, thank you. Happy squatting.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
There you go, happy squatting.

Speaker 16 (43:06):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about today?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
All right, so Catherine is phone tapping her mom Joan. Uh,
she brings her dog to work all the time.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
So I'm calling from the front building saying people are complaining.
I'm so sorry, but you can no longer bring your
dog to work.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh sorry, okay, sorry, that.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Could make some people upset. Was listening to Daniel's phone tap.

Speaker 18 (43:31):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yes, hi, I'm looking for Joan. Bear's not please. This
is Leslie Versach from Helloweth Glison. How are you?

Speaker 18 (43:39):
I'm fine?

Speaker 10 (43:39):
Thanks?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Are you the owner of a lasso dog named Pepper? Yes,
I'm calling you because there have been complaints from the
building that you're bringing the dog to work.

Speaker 18 (43:49):
Okay, the only one that brings the dog to work.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Okay, But your dog is the one that leaves species
on the property.

Speaker 18 (43:56):
Leave my dog leaves species on the property.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yes, do you know who I'm speaking about. You're acting
like you don't have any idea.

Speaker 18 (44:04):
I am not the only one that has a dog
in this building. I don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I don't understand in the first place, why you're all
allowed to bring your dogs to work.

Speaker 18 (44:12):
When you're working late.

Speaker 17 (44:13):
It's nice to have something other than yourself walking through
a deserted building.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Oh, maybe you guys should work a little harder and
then you could leave a little earlier.

Speaker 18 (44:21):
Well, you're pretty nasty.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I'm going to look into the policy a little bit
more because I would like to get rid of all
the animals in the building.

Speaker 17 (44:27):
Right.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Okay, why are you being snotty now? Because the dog
doesn't balk?

Speaker 18 (44:32):
He sent to my desk all day long. I don't
know what the heck you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
You leave the dog shoved under your desk all day long?

Speaker 18 (44:38):
Dog do under my desk?

Speaker 5 (44:39):
No, he sleeps here?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Do you really think that that's a good place for
your dog to be?

Speaker 18 (44:43):
Oh, you know, I'm not going to discuss whether it's
good or bad for my dog.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
To be here.

Speaker 18 (44:48):
You've got a petition, Fine, I'll take care of it.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
What time can you get the dog home today? You
need to bring the dog home or like, within minutes.

Speaker 18 (44:55):
I need to bring the dog home within minutes.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, the dog needs to be removed from the property.
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 18 (45:01):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Thank you? Yeah, she doesn't want to listen to me.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
I don't understand she's been a bitch.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
She doesn't want to remove her stupid mut from the premises.
I'll I'll call you back.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Hello, you just called me a bitch.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 18 (45:16):
I heard you.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I wasn't even on the phone with you.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Hello, Yes, Hi.

Speaker 17 (45:26):
When someone talk to somebody else who I can hear
very clearly, and it's calling me a bitch, I'd never
called you a bit, ma'am.

Speaker 26 (45:36):
Listen, lady, I'm going to call the vice president.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Do you are you am my own speakerphone, because that's
not yet.

Speaker 19 (45:42):
What lady, I heard the whole conversation, and you've been
on speaker phone and I have my partner listening to it.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
First of all, I did not say anything derogatory. I
would never do anything like that. I am a very
loyal lady.

Speaker 17 (45:53):
I'm making a complaint right now.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I am a professional.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
The dog is not the issue anymore.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
That is the issue.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
It isn't the issue. Okay, you want the issue.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
The issue is you need to get the mud out
of the building.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I'm calling your corporate office.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I don't work for them. Well, then, who the hell
are you? I'm calling because somebody you work with very
closely doesn't want your dog there.

Speaker 17 (46:15):
That's very nice that whoever it is, I will find
out and fire that person.

Speaker 20 (46:19):
Why do do you like them?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Apple?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Do you run the business?

Speaker 20 (46:22):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (46:22):
I do.

Speaker 17 (46:23):
I'm going to have you arrested. Lady, you're a raving lunatic.
My lady, I have my whole staff in here. They
have come in here and admitted that this is a
prone prank.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
All right, well then, I guess I should tell you.
This is Danielle Monarrow and you've just been phone ted.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 17 (46:42):
I'll tell you you were ready for a lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
So it's actually your daughter that's phone tapping you.

Speaker 18 (46:49):
Yeah, I know, she just told me.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
So what do you want to say to her now
that you know it's a joke.

Speaker 17 (46:52):
It wasn't funny while it was going on, but it's
funny now.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 22 (47:00):
All the Time was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parties.

Speaker 16 (47:03):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Hey, let's talk about unpopular opinions. I got this off BuzzFeed.
Cold weather is better than warm weather anyone.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
No, No, that's a line.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
I like cold weather.

Speaker 13 (47:31):
Yeah, I agree with but.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
It's better than warm weather. Yes for your Yes, Okay,
it's okay, it's okay. It's not the end of the
world that he likes cold weather over warm weather. It's okay,
but it's okay, shut up, Brockett. Thirty seven percent of
people agree that cold weather is better than warm weather.
That means more people like warm weather. Nickelback is actually

(47:56):
a pretty good band anyone.

Speaker 8 (47:58):
No, dear God, No, Yes, I've had um No, I've
had arguments with my boyfriend about this because lately we've
been listening to like old station streaming and he's all
about like Nickelback and smash Mouth and stuff that's just embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
He loves it, Okay. Fifty percent About forty eight percent
actually agree that Nickelback is actually a pretty good band. Okay.
The show Friends is overrated. Agree to disagree, totally disagree.
See I disagree too. I never was a huge fan
of Friends, but I do think if you liked it,

(48:35):
you loved it thirty Only thirty seven percent believe it
was overrated. Oh here's one that I've changed my tune
on tomatoes are bad and ruined sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I think they're bad. They wet the sandwich.

Speaker 25 (48:53):
Ucky.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
It saw me in a weir consistency.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yeah, I used to detest raw tomato, and now the
other day I hate an entire tomato. In a day,
I just snacked on a tomato. I don't know where
it came from. Well, is it a little salt on it?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Have you ever put a little salt on it and
snacked on it? That's delicious? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I've found that a slice of tomato and my hamburger
makes it very juicy. Thirty five percent believe that tomatoes
are bad in ruined sandwiches, which is low. Here's one
I don't understand. Maybe you can enlighten me. Putting a
period at the end of a text makes it seem
more aggressive.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Yes, I think so gone.

Speaker 8 (49:37):
It seems more deliberate because you have to kind of
go out of your way. If it's the only sentence
that you're sending, you sort of have to punctuate it
or hit the space bar twice. So it's a deliberate
thing that seems very final, like a pert sentence.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Right, what about you? Scary? I see an exclamation point
as more aggressive, like when you do exclamation point. I
think period is just period.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Fine, I write f you is very aggressive?

Speaker 18 (50:07):
It is.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Well, here's the thing. You may be surprised. Fifty one
percent of people agree that putting a period at the
end of a sentence, a text sentence is aggressive. I
didn't know that many people had a problem with it.

Speaker 17 (50:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Orange juice is better with pulp. Yes, oh yes, no,
no way, pulples. You don't like your pulp?

Speaker 9 (50:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I hate the pulpit makes me feel weird?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Like, what is that? It didn't you feel? How does it?
It makes you feel weird?

Speaker 26 (50:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:41):
Well wait wait can we can we ask the same
about peanut butter crunchy or smooth?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
See I can't say crunchy. Yeah, it's like ants in
my mouth or bugs in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yeah, you take too long to get rid of that
as peanuts. But anyway, orange juice is better with pulp.
Only forty one percent agree, so more more more people
don't like the pulp.

Speaker 12 (51:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Making the bed is a pointless chore.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
No, No, I think it's important.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
I think when you make your bed in the morning,
it sort of just sets the rest of the day
up for success. You've already done something, and then when
you come home, it looks good, you feel better, the
air circulating in your house.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Make your bed, so you're saying.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
So you're saying, look a look at him over there,
that unsuccessful schlub. Obviously he doesn't make his bed.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
That's my assumption.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Okay, yes, that guy doesn't make his Here's here's an
interesting one. The letter Q isn't necessary and should be
removed from the alphabet. Yes, why really?

Speaker 8 (51:42):
It can be replaced with a kW, which makes letters
look cooler anyway, and it should just be that way.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
The q's weird. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
In cursive, you have to say, see being a gay guy,
I like the que LGK. It would look weird if
it was lgbt kW. Only twenty three percent agreed that
the queue is not necessary. And finally, let's say.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Get sing the alphabet song without the que. It just
sounds wrong. It's just not cool, not fun.

Speaker 20 (52:14):
It's uv.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
W K w R is Yeah, Jennifer, since it's a text,
let's go talk to her on twenty four scary, Hey, Jennifer,
unpopular opinion, What do you have?

Speaker 11 (52:31):
I hate the smell of fresh cut grass?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
What I love that smell.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
You know what, I like the smell, but I know
it's going to produce a sneeze. Is it because is
it because of allergies? Or you just don't like the
smells grass?

Speaker 18 (52:50):
Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
It just it just is disgusting to me.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
And people always talk about, oh, I love the smell
of fresh cut grass, and.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Well they used to have candles. The candles called fresh
cut grass. But the problem isn't the fact that you
don't like fresh cut grass. The problem is the way
people respond, Just like Gandhi just did. She was like,
what you don't like fresh cut smells like childhood?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
How can you hate that? Toys?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Love, love, love the plastic? But back, hold on, Jennifer,
what is it about fresh cut grass that makes you
makes you sick or you don't like it?

Speaker 9 (53:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
It just has a terrible smell.

Speaker 26 (53:37):
I just don't know why.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I don't know what.

Speaker 25 (53:39):
I don't even know what's a feeling about it.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
It's just okay, And you.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
Know it's like, I don't know, I just hate in
the summertime when you see somebody mowing and it's the smell,
and no.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
That's Okay, we're going. You can love it, you can
hate it. One man's fresh cut grass is another man
smells like assy. All right, all right, Jennifer, I love you,
Thank you for listening. Have a beautiful day. Okay, pool,
But the plastic smell from pool toys I love. But

(54:13):
they say that if you sniff enough of it, your
brain will rot. Is this true new car smell? You
love that new car smell when you get in there?
They said, if your car always smell like that, eventually
your brain's gonna turn to mosh.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Why does that smell go away?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Like?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Why why doesn't it always smell like that?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I gonna understand because it's because it's like you know,
when you fart it it smells for a minute, then
it goes away. It smells dissipate, they do.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I don't.

Speaker 20 (54:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I mean, I mean it's actually now crab me if
I'm wrong, straight, Innate, you're the smart one.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Smells are actually particles in the air that you're smelling,
and eventually they dissipate. That's why the smell goes away.
That's why scharticles go away. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Okay,
you can go back to your cocae. Look at all
the people texting you. Unpopular opinion. Oreos do not taste good?

(55:15):
What unpopular opinion. Morning let me get through these morning
sex is not that good. You have bad breath. No
of you odorant. You have to p the whole time.
Unpopular opinion. Pumpkin spice lattes are gross. Yeah, I hate
the letter Q. It's simply an O with a kickstand.
Unpopular opinion. Birthday cake and ice cream should not mix.

(55:37):
Love the smell of gas popular opinion. Unpopular opinion. Pennies
are useless. I agree? Are we done with pennies? No
offense to the one of the greatest presidents ever, but
he's still on a five dollar bill. Lincoln has his place.
He's good. Unpopular opinion. The Backstreet Boys are better.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Very true.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
There you have it. Line twenty three is Israel. Hello Israel,
Welcome to the show. What's your unpopular opinion.

Speaker 27 (56:05):
Hi, good morning, guys, Hello lady, Well hello, what's going
on with?

Speaker 3 (56:10):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 13 (56:12):
I like pineapple on my pizza? Oh good, nobody likes it.

Speaker 9 (56:18):
Pineapple ham, pineapple tapperoni, pineapple, Canadian bacon.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
All of that A lot of people do like that. Absolutely,
it makes it, It makes it juicy. But you're not
mad at me for not liking it. Right, we can
we can agree to let you have all the pineapple
ham pizza you want and I'll keep my hands off.
It's all yours.

Speaker 25 (56:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh no, I love everybody.

Speaker 10 (56:39):
People don't like me because I like my pineapple on
my pizza.

Speaker 25 (56:45):
We do like you?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
No, no, I think we should stop canceling people because
they like pineapple on their pizza, just because you don't
want to eat it. I mean like, I can give
you a list of a few things I refuse to eat,
but it doesn't mean I don't like you because you
eat it. Froggy, All right, Well, thanks for listening to us,
is Reel. I appreciate it. Thank you, love you too, man,
thanks for listening. What's scary? I have an unpopular opinion,

(57:09):
and I said it before James James Corden's carpool karaoke
is not funny and pointless. Oh I wanted. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
If I could smack your face right now.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I would. It is and it's run its course. I
think it would run its course.

Speaker 15 (57:28):
I agree, this is an unpopular opinion, and people always
get mad at me, but I say it every time.
The Beatles suck.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
They're overrated, and nobody cares.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Are you nuts?

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
You know what, Froggy, I get to say, just like tomatoes,
There was a time I didn't like the Beatles. I
actually liked our music. Now I don't know.

Speaker 15 (57:45):
I'd rather listen to reaching cats lick their buttholes. That's
what I'd rather listen to.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
How do they do their buttholes while they're screeching? That's
kind of they just do talent.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Can you imagine? Imagine the cat's mouth is right there
at its anal cavity, and it's going, And.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
That's what you would like to listen to.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Correct It's a visual. Hey Danielle, this text or mayonnaise
is nasty, should never be made again.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I agree all Vocado's taste like dirt, all unpoffit our opinions.
Tom Brady is overrated. Sorry, Froggy, this person says not true.

Speaker 18 (58:25):
You can.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
The smell, uh, the smell of gas, fresh fresh pumped gas.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, I love that smell.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Now here's what I sort of agree with. Sometimes talking
on the phone is better than texting you don't you
ever get into a text conversation. You're like, screw it,
and you just call them and go, look, this is easier.
Let's just talk this. Yep. Yeah, there you have it.

Speaker 15 (58:51):
Unpopular with for ten minutes, doesn't answer the phone. You're like, look,
jack ass, I know you got the phone in your hands, answering.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Finally, mine twenty four is Jamie. Hi, Jamie, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (59:03):
Hi?

Speaker 16 (59:04):
Much?

Speaker 25 (59:05):
Just driving work now, Jamie?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
What's your own popular opinion?

Speaker 25 (59:10):
French fries are totally overrated. I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
French fries, you don't like them? What is it you
don't care for about French fries?

Speaker 25 (59:18):
I think maybe it's just the fry, the fried part
of it.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Every time everyone losers me a.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
French fry and then I'm like, I don't really like those,
they freak out.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
It's how people. It's how people react to the fact
you don't like French fries.

Speaker 25 (59:33):
It's like, okay, yeah, They're like, how can you not
like French fries to the death.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I don't get it, Jamie. You're safe with us, no problem,
and have a great drive and have a great date work.

Speaker 25 (59:46):
Okay, Thank you.

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Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show in the Morning Show, Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I was looking at this Reddit stream yesterday. They're talking
about toys and games from when we were kids that
would be considered totally unsafe today.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
And I remember some of these things on playgrounds. You know,
they would take, you know, some chain link fence and
they would put it on its side on this thing
that rotates and you could swing and go in circles
really quick on it, really fast. Oh, and it would
sling you off. And the only way you wouldn't be
flinging off is if you got your foot stuck in

(01:00:47):
the thing and you'd be dragged in circles. Do you
remember it was like a gate on a pole.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Just stood on the back of it and just started
spinning around until you either you fell off or it
dragged you in circles. So at some point some agency
got involved and started making toys safe again. Also, there
was a time you could actually buy a radioactive science
kit that came with real radioactive material and a Geiger counter.

(01:01:15):
Did you know this? Hell, no, it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
You blow up your house.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Well you can really blow up your house with this,
but you could you could get cancer.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Oh my gosh, test out some science.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
And also someone just sent in the They just texted
in yard darts. Yard darts. Now, these weren't made out
of foam. They were huge darts with pointy spikes on
the ends of them, and you would throw them in
the lawn and whoever you know, went the furthest would win,
but we would after we were done playing, we would
throw them in the air and just try it, try

(01:01:46):
to dodge them as they were as they were falling
back down to earth. Oh my gosh, a long dart
would actually go right into your head, right into your scalp.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Those were way more dangerous than I was thinking.

Speaker 8 (01:01:58):
I was just thinking about how bad those slides were
that had like the multiple parts, and you would slide
down and just the skin on your back would come
right off.

Speaker 11 (01:02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:02:07):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Do you remember those fake cigarettes and it actually allowed
you like to smoke?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Oh? I love those candy cigarettes.

Speaker 27 (01:02:14):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
I was never allowed to play with. My mom would
get so mad.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
You could actually blow out. You could actually blow out
fake smoke.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Yep, yeah, ye.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
What the hell were we in Hayling? I think it
was powdered and sugar. Those were made of bubblegum, if
I remember, and they were wrapped in paper and then
when you used to blow it, you go and then
all of a sudden this would come out the end,
like smoke. Yeah, hey, stop barking. Oh my god, is
there food here? No, Jeff the engineer, he's making making

(01:02:42):
my dog's thirsty anyway. Okay. So also growing up, playgrounds
were basically just asphalt and concrete m hmm, with metal
sides on everything, and so on hot summer days you
would actually just kind of brand yourself on the hot
metal if you weren't falling on your knees and scraping
them on the asphalt.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Even the swings, you know, like the little rubber swings
that were black. You sit down, burn your ass right off.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
God. Other than click clacks. You remember anything else from
when you were a kid that would kill someone.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Well, I'm pretty sure they still exist.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
But has anyone ever been ridiculously injured on a seesaw? Because,
oh my god, I feel like that hysterilized and made
so many people unable to have children.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Yes, no, no, no, I'm one of them. Yeah. As
a matter of fact, there's there's a bunch of sea
saws down at the seaport here in New York City,
and Alex and I got one on one one night.
Of course, he got right off and I went, what
are you doing? You're a grown man and you're doing
this to be on a sea saw. The monkey bars
were made of actual metal, too, and they went up
pretty high. And if you got to the top of

(01:03:44):
that thing, and God forbid you slipped and fell, you
could have crapped your head on every bar on the
way down, and you lose a tooth on the way down.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
I fell off of one of those Remember those spin
like you sit on it and everyone sits on it
and it spins, spin, spins.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Well, I flow off to the mud. I was filthy.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
I didn't get hurt, but my mom said I was
so upset because I was filthy and I was so dirty,
had to go changement clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Thank God. Like whatever whoever they are, that government agency
came in to be to keep us safe from these
very dangerous playgrounds. I've got Hannah online one scary Good morning, Hannah,
good morning. Yeah, well, welcome to the show. So you
remember a toy that was probably a little more dangerous
than you should have been playing with.

Speaker 11 (01:04:30):
Yeah, so you know how every playground has that truck
tire that's either you know, on a chain link off
for a swing, or it's cut in half for you
to climb on top of. Yeah, well we had the
ones that were cut in half, and I climbed inside
it and got completely stuck, and the fire department had
to come and cut me out. This was in like
fourth grade.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Oh oh wow, oh wow.

Speaker 11 (01:04:52):
That was That was a very long recess.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
I can't imagine. You must have been freaking out and
they're stuck in a tire.

Speaker 10 (01:05:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:05:00):
So I had a fear of elevators in particular after
that because of my I don't know, claustrophobia. I don't
think it's quite followed me into adulthood. But I feel
lucky in that regard.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Wow, all right, well I'm glad you survived. Thanks for
listening to it. Stay stay out of time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I'll do my back.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Said, uh where they go? Oh gosh, these these text
are going by so fast. Everyone's texting in. I fell
off the seesaw when I was five years old, Brooke
macallar bone. Oh damn, Oh, here's one. I got fourteen
stitches in my face from an old rusty sea saw
at our neighborhood playground. Oh God, come on, Daddy, come
over and give me a rusty sea saw.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
What this slipping slide in general, like the slipping side
had no kind of patting or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
I mean, I know that.

Speaker 8 (01:05:44):
Froggy said he used to use garbage bags, but the
actual slipping slide was still like break a rib city right, yeah, Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Five. Oh it's Craig. No, no, no, Peggy, Hello, Peggy.
Peggy's calling calling about slipping slides.

Speaker 25 (01:05:57):
Yes, Peggy, good morning.

Speaker 10 (01:06:00):
Slipping slide is the most dangerous thing. Why would you
let your kids run and throw themselves on the ground
and call it fun and say, oh yeah, and encourage
that it's the most dangerous thing ever. That's just got
you know, like broken bones all over it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Yeah, you know the slipping slide we we always had
like a water park in our backyard. It was a
slipping slide and a water wiggle Remember water wiggles. Yeah,
you hook them up to the end of the of
the garden hose and it just wiggles around. It just
beats people upside.

Speaker 20 (01:06:30):
The head yep.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Dane Cook used to call slip and slide slip and bleed. Yes,
little shot dangerous, A little shout out to Dame Cook.
It's true. All right, Peggy, enjoy your slipping slide this weekend.
Listen to Crag on line three. Craig, you played with
nun chucks and throwing stars when you were a kid.

Speaker 11 (01:06:51):
Yes, yes, First of all, guys, you guys are amazing.

Speaker 20 (01:06:56):
I love you guys to death.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Oh thank you man, thank you for listen.

Speaker 13 (01:07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:07:01):
My older brother thought he.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Was like a ninja and he used to go to
the Chinese stowan by these ninja stars.

Speaker 15 (01:07:08):
Needs to beat the crap out of us.

Speaker 9 (01:07:12):
I got stamped in the lake so many times by them,
I can't even tell you.

Speaker 26 (01:07:15):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
I had a friend growing up and his name was
actually Froggy. That's what we called him, and he would
collect all that stuff. He would dress all in black
with the mask.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
On, and he was the ninja in the Bronx in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
I know, but you can kill You can kill people
with those stars, throw them just right. Hey, but Craig,
someone just sent a texting where is it?

Speaker 17 (01:07:35):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Oh God? Trampolines. Okay, don't even get me started on trampolines.
How many times did you bounce off a trampoline?

Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
I got bounced off a trampoline one time, and I
felt like I hit a tree on my way down,
and I had a little cut in the middle of
my eyebrows.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
It looks like I had a unibrow for like three weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
All right, Craig, thanks for listening to us. You tell
your brother put his numb trucks away. A great day,
you too, absolutely so. Here we are living in a nice,
safe world. Oh remember we used to you would break
a thermometer and play with the mercury.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Oh, yes, don't do that. My dad called the fire
department on me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Don't do that. Mercury very very very very lethal. I
feel like we don't learn our lessons though, because just
a few years ago they came out with the hoverboard
and how many people broke their feet on that or
just I mean, I know I tried it. I was
on one for ten seconds. Right, You're at the station,
and I'm like, I'm out with it, all right. So anyway,

(01:08:33):
so growing up, it was a little more dangerous back then,
but we survived. Damn it so fun with lots of
permanent scars. We all, don't we all have a scar
from a childhood, don't we all scars?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Oh my gosh, yes, my chin has like plenty.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Yeah, me too, but that was from the plastic surgeon.

Speaker 16 (01:08:49):
Yeah, Elvis ran in the morning show? Is Elvis duran
in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
I sent this TikTok video to Gandhi Danielle. Yeah, and
it's this hot guy right without his shirt on. Hold
on there he is right there, and look here's his
fifty two year old dad. What the reason I sent it?
It looks like he looks like Brandon to me. And
this is the fifteen year old dad without his shirt
on with that Ye, I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Take that dad.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
What can you imagine?

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
That's not a dad bod, that's for damn sure.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
That is not holy. It is not my Dad, bod.
Can you imagine I also sent you an article the
other day or something about cheating, Yes, emotional cheating versus
physical cheating. Yes, And I believe in the article if
I'm not mistaken. There are some people who say I
would rather you cheat on me physically with someone than

(01:09:56):
being emotionally tied to someone.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
I'm one of those people.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
First of all, just for the record, I don't want
anyone cheating on me.

Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
But if I had to pick one, I would rather
be physically cheated on than emotionally cheated on.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
See.

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
I've got a problem with this because I think that
even if it's just physical, there's still a little bit
of an emotion there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
There has to be.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
I don't care whether it's just that you're they just
banged it.

Speaker 17 (01:10:24):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:10:24):
I think men and women are so different about that stuff.
I think guys can bang it out with nothing attached.
I think women have a harder time doing that. Some
definitely can, but I think that guys can definitely get
down that way.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
So as far as emotional cheating goes, yes, I mean,
I'm sorry we didn't have sex or anything. I just
needed a shoulder to cry on. I needed someone to
be there for me. If your partner tells you that, well,
first of all, why were you not there for them?

Speaker 26 (01:10:53):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Or why did they think you weren't there for them?
What's going on there?

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
I just think that that emotional cheating bond is stronger
because it's a personality thing, and you can't just, you know,
get over somebody's personality. You can get over having sex
with somebody and move on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
But I don't know. I would be really hurt if if.

Speaker 8 (01:11:10):
Brandon came home one day and was like, I just
been hanging out with this other girl and she's really
cool and she's fun, and I love her personality and
I just like being around her.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
That would hurt my feelings a lot more.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Really, yes, Son, you're saying that it is possible, Maybe
not in Daniel's mind, anyway, it is possible to actually
just bang it out with someone and then totally forget them.
I forgot all about that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
I don't want to man explain to the men in here.
I think that it is. I do think that men
are less less attached that way. More details.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I think you should keep it in your pants.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Well, you can keep your emotions in your head exactly bring.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Them back to me, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
There was recently. It was a celebrity that was quoted,
and I wish I remember who it was who said
that they would much rather find out that their partner
physically cheated on them than emotionally cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
I definitely okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Now, if they do cheat on you, do you want
it to be someone uglier than you or someone hotter
than you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
That doesn't matter, be hotter. You want them to be
hot it doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
I want them to be hotter as well, and then
it won't feel as bad about myself.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Everyone's hodder than me anyway, so it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:12:08):
It pretty much the answer to that, do anything too
with the emotional side of things, Like you could get
drunk one night and hook up with somebody and like oops,
that's whatever. The emotional thing takes a long time, and
then you have this bond and then it's kind of
like actively lying to somebody every day or at least
keeping a secret.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
God, why are we in relationships? This just drives me nuts.
The possibilities I know.

Speaker 8 (01:12:31):
And everyone's definition of what emotional cheating is is so different,
because some people will just say, like a very good
friendship with somebody of the opposite sex should not happen.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
I don't think that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
That's necessarily the case either, But if you're talking about
things that are intimate with somebody who's not your partner,
and things that you don't share with your partner, maybe
something to think about.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
If you can't show.

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
Your partner the text messages that I think you share
with each other or whatever, I think, then that's an issue.
Like Froggie and I say stupid crap to each other
all the time, and I run to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Sheldon, Look what Roggy said.

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
He's such a jerk that we have this really cool
relationship that we can do that, But certain people, I think,
overstep the line.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
What if you didn't share those with Sheldon? Would that
be Would that be kind of a I don't think he.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Would, because there are some that I don't show him.

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
But I don't think he'd get upset about it because
it's Froggy and he just knows how we are and
we have this dumb ass just you know, right, what
do you think Frog?

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
You're in this emotional relationship with Danielle. I want to
hear what side of this is.

Speaker 15 (01:13:29):
I think if you do anything when you're not with
your significant other, that you wouldn't do if they were
sitting right there with you, Or if you say something
you wouldn't say if they were right there, then that's
a problem. And so if you run it through that
filter of hey, would I do this? Would I say this?
Would I act this way if my significant other was
here with me? If I wouldn't do that, then you

(01:13:49):
probably shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Be doing Relationships were like, yeah, I do it, of
course I would. Relationships are frightening. I mean, that's the
thing when you meet someone and you know that there's
a connection here, I really like this person. There's a
part of you thinking, oh God, here we go. I'm
going to give them my heart. They're going to break it.
I mean, but that's scary. That's that leap of faith

(01:14:11):
you take when you date someone, when you marry them,
it's the leap of faith anyway. So cheating is cheating
emotionally or physical? Do we all agree all in favor?

Speaker 9 (01:14:20):
Say I.

Speaker 16 (01:14:22):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
All right, scary? Tell us all about your phone tap.
So Kristen wanted a phone tap her mom. They live
in a very well manicured neighborhood in their backyard is
a mess, and this crazy guy from the community has
been harassing the daughter, Kristin about cleaning it up. So
I'm going to play the part of the crazy neighborhood
guy who got hold of Kristen's mom's cell phone number.
Right not as trench for Scary. Let's listen it to

(01:14:48):
Scary's phone tap. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for miss Milling Please. Hey,
this is her mean nor. I want to talk to
you about your garden.

Speaker 20 (01:14:57):
I person.

Speaker 18 (01:14:57):
I want to ask you what are you do in
tracking my daughter down at work?

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
I googled it. You can google anything these days.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
That's weird because you.

Speaker 26 (01:15:03):
Don't even know what's and you're trying to truck down
my daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
So I don't know you, but I know you now.
I got your name right here, I know your address,
and now I have your phone number.

Speaker 18 (01:15:12):
What do you want from us?

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
You really need to clean up your backyard because I
have some guests coming over. I can't look at it
anymore because it's an iceol of me.

Speaker 26 (01:15:19):
Step right there, buddy, look at I have lived in
this house for twenty years. She's in the neighborhood for
two months and you think you're mister big shot. You
move in and you're going to tell everybody what they
should do to their property.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Well, don't you think just pay my taxing. That's great,
But you have a disgusting garden. Their shrubs are everywhere.
It's gross in your mind. Don't you own garden tools mine?

Speaker 18 (01:15:42):
You're a maniac.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
You're out there with that blower like it's part of
your anatomy.

Speaker 18 (01:15:47):
Tell you what you're just like blowing?

Speaker 26 (01:15:48):
Every leaf falls and you run outside and blow it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I mean, there's something wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
I blow everything in sight because I want to clean yard,
unlike you who have weeds growing back there.

Speaker 18 (01:16:00):
I went out.

Speaker 26 (01:16:00):
Your ass is what you ought to blow it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Don't you want a weed whacker? A hole? You're the
hole in my mind, I take care of it.

Speaker 18 (01:16:07):
I like the naturalness of the way it looks.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
It's garbage back there. Your dead tree is dipping over
onto my property line. Now you think that the tree
and the bushes can all of a sudden just go
on to my property like that.

Speaker 26 (01:16:21):
If you have a problem with it, then go ahead
get your head trimmers wherever the hell you use your
chain saw.

Speaker 18 (01:16:27):
I go ahead and trim my tree.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
I think it's disgusting that you don't trim your bush.

Speaker 18 (01:16:31):
Then you go ahead, you trim my bush. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Yeah, I want you to trim it.

Speaker 26 (01:16:34):
Don't You want to be over my fence and my
bush and worry about it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Now, all I have to do is walk out of
my house and your bush is in my face because
it's it's over the property line.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Oh no, no, no no.

Speaker 26 (01:16:45):
If my bush is on your property, that's your responsibility.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
And then when it rains and your bush gets wet,
the leaves fall onto my property and then I have
to blow it back over again.

Speaker 18 (01:16:55):
Nobody comes back anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Just because no one sees your bush doesn't mean you know,
don't have to trim it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
You want to prove it.

Speaker 18 (01:17:02):
You want to prove it, and you come on over
and you prune it. Don't bother me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I'm not bothering you. I'm asking you a favorite. Cut
your shrub. Bub You need to get a green thumb
in your life and call the lawn doctors. Oh my god,
we are way finished, Bully mays awesome. Augur with me,
and I'm gonna rip up your entire garden because it's
a mess. It's actually driving the value of my house
down every.

Speaker 26 (01:17:27):
Waking hour of your pathetic life, taping.

Speaker 18 (01:17:30):
Your perfect No.

Speaker 25 (01:17:33):
No, I'm just neat.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
I'm a neat freak. Okay, and this is how I
was born.

Speaker 18 (01:17:37):
You're crazy. You're a kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Person that shows up on the front page, Joanne.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
This is Scary Jones, Melvister rand in the Morning Show.
And you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 27 (01:17:49):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Are you?

Speaker 18 (01:17:52):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
I the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 22 (01:18:07):
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all participates.

Speaker 16 (01:18:11):
The Elvis Teroran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

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Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
All right, let's just have a conversation about bagel and
pizza fights. Here we go. All right, Look, you know
most most or not, if not all, of us are
based in the New York City area, where we have
this egotistical love for the pizza from our region. You
know what, well a lot of people do. I happen
to be the guy who's open minded to say, hey, no,
I can go to New Haven, I can go to Chicago,

(01:18:46):
I can go to California. I can get some fantastic
friggin pizzas there too. I'm not gonna sit here until
you will know if it's not from New York and sulks.
To me, that just doesn't make sense, right. It's the
same as this bagel. There's a big bagel fight going
on now and they're saying the best bagels in America.
There was someone saying they're being made in Los Angeles. Oh,

(01:19:08):
at Mary's Bagels. They're saying there's some of the best.
And then so now there are people from New York saying, no,
do you you haven't had them? I know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
I have to admit.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
When I heard this story yesterday, I was in the
car listening to the news, and I did go what
like for a minute, but then I did have an
open mind and said, okay, I would try them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
You try them. So so this this takes us back
to last night. I was I was making my meatballs
and I posted a photo and I know that there's
always some New York Yeah, well it's a texanoball. No,
my meatballs are fantastic. So I just did a preemptive
strike and said, hey, I bet your your grandma's meatballs

(01:19:50):
are great.

Speaker 20 (01:19:50):
Good for her.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
You know, it's just just.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Because you think something is the best, not until you
taste it. It's like the same as like here, have
a bite of this. Oh I don't eat that? Have
you ever had it?

Speaker 18 (01:20:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Then how do you know if you don't like it? Well?

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
You know that I do that all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
You do you do that? And looked at it and
I knew, yeah, yeah, get Brody on the five.

Speaker 18 (01:20:12):
Bet.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Brody's going to be a big loudmouth New Yorker about this.
Brody Elvis, what what?

Speaker 25 (01:20:20):
How do you?

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
How do you stand on this?

Speaker 8 (01:20:23):
Listen?

Speaker 27 (01:20:24):
You want to argue about pizza New Haven versus New York, Okay,
I'll give you that, but don't come to me with
California makes better bagels than New York.

Speaker 25 (01:20:34):
You don't know blasphemy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
You don't, it's not blasphemy.

Speaker 10 (01:20:39):
You know what I heard?

Speaker 27 (01:20:40):
What I heard that New Jersey has better barbecue than Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
It depends on where you is really good. It depends
on where you eat it.

Speaker 26 (01:20:50):
I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
But you're you're a Texan.

Speaker 25 (01:20:53):
You value the barbecue.

Speaker 27 (01:20:54):
And if I said to you North Dakota had better
barbecue than Texas, a real Texan would kill me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
But but that's so closed minded it's just nice that
it depends on First of all, you have many factors.
It depends on what you expect from great barbecue or
a great bagel. Then it depends on how there's all
these different barbecues and bagel places all over the country.
They may make a bagel that you like better than
any other bagel on Earth, and it may not be
in New York.

Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
Now do we know if it's a New Yorker that
moved to California that's making the babil like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
You said that, This is what Daniel just say. Do
we know if it was a New Yorker.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
I'm very interested. I want to try all of it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
I would love to try If that North Dakota barbecue existed,
I would check it out. And I want to try
this La bagel exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 27 (01:21:47):
We had a listener to our Brooklyn Voice podcast. You said,
there's a gas station pizza place in Iowa that's better
than New York. How can I take them? Seriously?

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Well, Casey's you try it. Yeah, it could be you
don't never get there. But keep in mind, what you
think is the best pizza, the next guy may not
think is the best pizza. That people don't take that
into account because they think that their opinion is the
last opinion. And it's not all like that.

Speaker 8 (01:22:10):
Whenever I drop a couple of the chain pizzas that
I like, band people rage about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
How could you?

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
I don't care what you say. Donado's pizza is amazing.
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
You know what I wanted.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
I was passing Target, and you know how Target has
what pizza does? Targets serve Target pizza. No, it's not.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
It's like Domino's are one of those things. And I
was like, oh, I really want it so badly, but
I didn't go, but I wanted it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
It's a changed Okay, question you being a New Yorker
Danielle from the Bronx, So have you ever while eating
Target pizza felt like I don't want anyone to know
I'm eating this because I know we want to give
me grief.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Not at all.

Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
It's pizza hut, guys, pizza hut. No, never, never, at all,
it's the pizza. Pizzas amazing.

Speaker 18 (01:22:53):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
If that's what you like, that's what you like.

Speaker 17 (01:22:58):
You.

Speaker 15 (01:22:58):
Yeah, this is such an open you let people have
an opinion society would catch on.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
To this temporary. It's temporary.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
You just want to say that Elvis has taught me
over the years to be more open minded about this stuff.
My old school, Brooklyn Way would have immediately lashed out,
especially with the bagel thing. However, now I'm learning more
about it. Unless you've tasted every bagel in the world,
you can't judge what is good and what is bad.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Are you trying to say that Brody is not open minded.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I'm saying that, you know what, And with the bagel,
they always said it's in the water, Well, guess what
it could be in the baker. The baker might have
gone to a school and knows how to do the
exact perfect thing exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
So you know, you never know.

Speaker 27 (01:23:39):
Yes, okay, first of all, scared a boiled bagels. Second
of all, Elvis, I see your point. If I want
the best French food, I go to Russia. I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Well, wait a second.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
In the UK they have some of the best Indian
food so and the Chinese food. Yes, but the Chinese
food is insane there too.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Well, I know, but you gotta keep in mind it's
it's you know, if you go to London, it's a
world center, just like New York.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
And San Francisco in Brighton, and the food was so good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
All right, Well, look, Brody, we could argue all day,
but we're not going to. But it's just it's yeah,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
When we need a good fight, we call up Brody.
Brody is always ready to come into the ring and
duke it out.

Speaker 25 (01:24:24):
But anyway, so I say one more thing, I'm not alone, Elvis.

Speaker 27 (01:24:27):
I'm sure there are people all over the country that
will tell you wherever they're from, their state does the best.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Absolutely absolutely, but that doesn't make it correct information.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
It's just for them. Like for instance, Alan online seven, Alison,
I think you've had Casey's pizza at the gas station, right, Alan?

Speaker 24 (01:24:49):
Yes, So not only do I have the Casey's gas
station pizza, it's actually the closest pizza joint to our place,
but they have a breakfast pizza that is to die for.
It is absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Well, that's where we're going to cut you off.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Breakfast pizza, I don't know, is it pizza If it's
for breakfast, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
You know what a lot of people love a lot
I've had I've had breakfast pizza, you know, with eggs
and sausage or whatever you put on it, and I'm
sure it's really really good. But obviously I do have
my limits, and i'm very very I'm very two faced
when it comes to this. So what do they do
with It's so special about a breakfast pizza, Alan?

Speaker 24 (01:25:29):
Uh so, they like you said, eggs and sausage, and
but the cheese on it. They like the crisp, the
cheese just right and everything just goes together just perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Who loves pizza?

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
I want me, I'll take it, all right. Look, Alan,
thank you for checking in. And here's the bottom line.
You you eat what you love and you love it
and make it if it's the best to you, it's
the best. That's your reality, and that's okay. Don't let
people like Dave Brodie talk you out of it. It
makes you feel ferrier because you like something. That's my point.

(01:26:03):
That's it. But thanks for listening to us, Allen. Yeah
you bet have a great day. Yeah. People are checking
in saying, ah, Saint Louis has the best Philly cheeseteaks,
but wait, it's a Philly cheese steak. Well, I'm not
getting some cents out of that. We have so much talk.

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Hey, this is a You're listening to Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
All right, so Danielle is calling this finish this commercial jingle.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Yes, I thought long and hard about this one.

Speaker 13 (01:27:02):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
And by the way, thank you, thank you give mixed
reviews because you know we do give away big money
and uh, once again, it's my money. Why am I
giving all my money?

Speaker 20 (01:27:14):
Nay?

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
Hey, I gotta say Gandhi is to blame, really, because
she keeps coming up with these great contests.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
They are great, it's worth it. I just wish I
could find a way to turn this receipt in.

Speaker 20 (01:27:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Anyway, so people have been on the fence about the
big money and we give it away. We blow the
air horn. Some people hate it, some people love it.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
I think it's essential, honestly, I know. But we have
we've had people saying, hey, we're gonna turn you off
until you're done with the air horn, then we'll bring
you back in. I'm like, well, okay, can we.

Speaker 8 (01:27:45):
Substitute with Danielle's version of the airhorn that she makes
with her mouth?

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Okay, you play the air horns here? This is looking
at the horn, sounds like all right, daniel what's your
air horn? Okay?

Speaker 28 (01:27:58):
That's annoying, scary, be quiet, be nice, nor.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Annoying at all. It's all annoying.

Speaker 20 (01:28:15):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
I see the people who are annoyed by the air horn.
I get it. I'm annoyed too, I tell you what.
Let's play around to finish this commercial jingle. Again. Thank
you to Gandhi for coming up with the jingles, and
thank you for Garrett for loading them into the computer.

(01:28:37):
Thank you, you guys work together. All right, let's go
talk to Melanie, a marketing manager from Stanford, Connecticut. I
love Stanford, Connecticut. How you doing up there, Melanie?

Speaker 20 (01:28:45):
You're goody?

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
We're doing well. So the question is this. Some people
have are great at recalling jingles from like TV commercials,
and some people aren't. But you find that you are
really great at recalling jingle and the things they saying
in them.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I think I'm pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
All Right, we're gonna put it to the test. Let's see.
There's I have thirteen of them. Wow, and I'm going
to wow ten dollars. We're gonna give you ten dollars
for every correct answer. Okay, you could win get ready, scary,
you could win big money?

Speaker 11 (01:29:18):
Yeah, a horn.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
All right, well, Melanie, since this is your game, you're
calling the shots and wheel play the air horn when
you win big money. Okay, here we go. It's now
time to play Finish this commercial jingles. It's the Finish
this commercial Jingle contest named by Danielle Thank you, thank you,
lame name. But here we go, Raddy. Here is your

(01:29:48):
first jingle, go like a good name.

Speaker 12 (01:29:56):
Date farm is there?

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
I'm so close to the rank key at the end.

Speaker 20 (01:30:05):
Of state Farm There.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
No no, no, no you sounds like Okay. Here is
commercial jingle number two finished this one.

Speaker 25 (01:30:14):
Give me a break, Give me a break, Give me
a break, break me off, a piece of that kicks
cat bar.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Money money, ten dollars. All right, here we go. Here's
a commercial jingle number three.

Speaker 25 (01:30:31):
Finished this one, God Sandy set on me.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
You got yow?

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
All right? All right, you're up to thirty dollars. All right,
you're mowing through these. I'm sort of surprised at how
many of these. I do. Remember, I thought i'd be
awful with this game. All right, Here is commercial number four.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
I'm loving it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
That's it, that's it. We got bells, we got westles.
That's forty dollars. Big money, big money is scary, big money. Right,
here we go melody. Here's commercial number five. BRender who
played again.

Speaker 25 (01:31:19):
A loud yes, maybe, oh maybe it's.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
I would have not guessed that. So here's another one.
This is commercial number six.

Speaker 25 (01:31:38):
Oh I wish I was.

Speaker 10 (01:31:44):
Oh this is Ostermeyer right, Oh, I wish I was
an auster Meyer wiener.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
All right, you're up at one, two, three, four, five
sixty dollars, big money, big money. All right, let's going.
This is a commercial number seven.

Speaker 10 (01:32:05):
It's old because.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Wow, that's big money. Here is a commercial jingle number eight.

Speaker 20 (01:32:24):
Big and thick.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
It's kind of dirty, all right, it is kind of
big thing. No room for a stick, all right. Here's
a commercial jingle number nine. Okay, be careful with this one.
Play it again.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Helpful hardware folks.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
That's it's a helpful hardware folks. It used to be helpful,
helpful hardware man, And of course now it's helpful hardware folks.
And you got it big from me. I know we
got full more to go.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Let's see if you can do a clean sweep. Here
is commercial jingle number ten.

Speaker 25 (01:33:11):
They're deliciously delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Here is commercial jingle number eleven. Yeah, yes, that's big money,

(01:33:40):
big man. Melanie, You've got two more to do. You
ready to give it a try? Yes, here's a commercial
jingle number twelve.

Speaker 25 (01:33:47):
Finished this one, I wouldn't see you toys.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Racking, right, and.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
One more to go, see if you can get it
for big money. Melanie finished this jingle. Well, my baby bag,
baby bag, baby bag, baby bag, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Bag, baby bag, chelly baby back rude.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
That's it. You got big money, Melanie. You just want
one hundred and thirty dollars playing Danielle my god to
finish this commercial jingle game that was so sad that
I gotta be honest, there were a few of those
I would not have done as well with you were very,

(01:34:36):
very very great. I love it.

Speaker 25 (01:34:38):
I'm das I love to finish your jingle.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Well, you know what. I love this game, Gandhi young Garrett,
thank you so much for listen. I love it. And
Melanie one hundred and thirty dollars coming your way. Thanks
for listening to our show today. Hold one second, awkward silence,
hold on, please, hey, Nate, send Melanie one hundred thirty dollars,
big money, big money. Oh god, yeah, hey, Garrett. Like

(01:35:12):
some of those were from when I was a kid.
Those are old, I mean they still I guess people
know them right.

Speaker 21 (01:35:18):
Well, there's that, and we wanted people to sing along
to them. So a lot of the jingles, like the
State farm jingle, if you hear today, it's not sing songy,
it's it's Jake just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
You know, like a good neighbors State Farmers there, you know,
So it's not it's no fun. So you want you
want fun? Isn't funny jingles jingles some people feel are
just a thing of the past, and they really are.
Back in the day, everyone had a jingle it was.
It was wild.

Speaker 8 (01:35:42):
I mean in my head, all I think about is
flo Do cent Or for cosmetic surgery.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Just one look is worth a thousand words, and then
they all have giant boobs.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Oh do we have that jingle from the the the
furniture store that sells races, the Red House Furniture, where
it was this jingle played. I mean it's very easque.

Speaker 8 (01:36:07):
It is in North Carolina at a furniture store called
the Red House, and they want you to know that
they are open to everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Yeah, no, no matter what what your color. Come on in.
We'll listen, but listen to their jingle.

Speaker 18 (01:36:18):
Cat turn it along at the Red House Furniture.

Speaker 20 (01:36:22):
We can at the Red House.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
I'm rich At aka Bighead. I worked at the Red House,
and I'm black. I like purple iron, the puper furniture
at your people's homes.

Speaker 10 (01:36:36):
I'm Johnny aka t Engage.

Speaker 13 (01:36:39):
I work at the Red House, and I'm white.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
A like deer hunting, bass fishing and extending credit to
all people.

Speaker 25 (01:36:45):
At the Red House.

Speaker 20 (01:36:47):
I'm black and I love the Red House.

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
I'm white and I love the Red House.

Speaker 16 (01:36:52):
I'm a black woman and I love the Red House.

Speaker 13 (01:36:55):
I am white.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
And the Red House is for me through red.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Look at the sofa. It's perfect for a black person.

Speaker 20 (01:37:04):
All white person is perfect for a white person.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
Oh don't they didn't. There's actually more to the jingles, right, yeah,
that's how it ends, dang it seeing them the original
jingle gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
Oh it goes at the Red House where white people
and black people buy furniture and expanix too.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
That's how I like to.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Crazy. Well still to this day. I mean, Z one
hundred still plays a jingle, right. Do you have some
of the old jingles we used to play on our
show back in the day, like the Selena and Barnes
one no no no, no no no z on the
radio jingles. Yeah, we gotta give me a second. Yeah,
I mean we used to play jingles on the show.
It's like the Z Morning Zoo with one hundred lation.

Speaker 15 (01:37:55):
They were called like shotgun jingles.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
There's really cool on mostyn see there's that one. Oh god,
the Zoo crew from the Nut.

Speaker 20 (01:38:16):
Can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
I love the laser situation. My god, the hot rocking sea.
Don't you say the person you know? Elvis is there?
Play that again? I love that one. His hair in

(01:38:44):
the air you know Elvis is there because I used
to wear my hair up like like a big like
it was huge, and and his voice is Ernie Anderson
used to do a b C to that. I love boats.

Speaker 20 (01:39:03):
From the tops of the Empire State Building, Elvis Duram,
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
My nipples just flew across the road.

Speaker 18 (01:39:14):
So I love.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
All right, enough of those, enough enough. So the days
of the jingle are kind of you know, they're dwindling now.
Now we have these new Z one hundred jingles and
they make my skin crawl. I'm like, oh, those are
so nineteen.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
All things old are new again?

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Yeah, don't you Does he one understill play jingles? We do,
but they're very quick. We still say serving the Universe
from the top of the Empire State Build Well, that's
our thing, that's our line. We own that, all right.
How cool? They're monolozed, I know, but you know what
you listen digitally now, I mean there's most people don't
even listen to a radio that picks up a signal

(01:39:56):
from the transmitter on top of the Empire State Building.
So you kind of wonder, like, you know, if you're
younger and you're like, why why are they at the
Empire State Building. I don't get it. Well, we're not,
but we are. You know, it's kind of weird. Oh yeah, Garrett.

Speaker 21 (01:40:08):
What so growing up, I always wanted a pair of
scrubs being a listener. So my mom one year for Christmas,
got out of work early, went to the Empire State
Building and tried to go get scrubs, only to find
out that the radio station wasn't at the Empire State Building.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Raw. You know, we have a transmitter at the top
of the Empire State Building and it's the size of
your your finger. It's like a little it's a little spike.
That's all it is. That's the enormity of us at
the Empire State Building. Hey at Diane on line twenty four.
Let's go talk to Diane. How you doing, Diane. Welcome
to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Hi, good morning everybody, I can be guys.

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
Welcome to the Z Morningso what's going on, Diane?

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Okay, So my husband and I work station. I'll hang
on na.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
I'm sorry, order she put us on.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
We we were.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Stationed in Austin back in nineteen eighty eight or so,
and uh before.

Speaker 18 (01:41:10):
Now it's the airport, but it was Berks Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
I remember that.

Speaker 10 (01:41:13):
Yeah, and the jingle for mister Gaddy's Pizza went down
five twenty two again, a mister Caddy's Pizza didn't live.

Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
I don't remember this effective.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
I love it when they put their phone number in
their jingle. I'm like, people don't even use phones anymore
when the last time you called a pizza place.

Speaker 10 (01:41:37):
It's hilarious because it's like I can't even remember my
own phone without looking at the.

Speaker 25 (01:41:41):
Number right exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
That's so funny. I remember mister Gaddy's Pizza in Austin.
That was That was so funny. Well, listen, I love
that you're listening to U. Where do you live now, Diane, Well,
I'm on my way to work.

Speaker 10 (01:41:54):
I live in a small town called.

Speaker 24 (01:41:55):
San Diego, Texas, where it's about an.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
Hour It's about an hour from Corpus Christie.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
Wow, I never heard I lived in Texas. Most of all,
I've never heard of San Diego, Texas.

Speaker 10 (01:42:06):
Umber there is it's like the other one that's by
the water by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
Is it near foul Furis, Texas?

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
That's actually our high school rivals. They're probably about thirty
minutes away or so.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
Oh my god, this is crazy, crazy childhood stuff. Oh look,
thanks for singing the Mister Gaddy's Pizza jingle for us, Diane.
Now you have a whole day ahead of you. I
hope it's as great as this.

Speaker 10 (01:42:28):
Oh definitely, I love you guys. And the horns definitely
every time anybody awhere, anybody's every time anybody wears horns
all the way.

Speaker 26 (01:42:38):
Definite.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Yeah, Okay, air horns for you, Diane. We'll keep them on.
Thanks for listening, Thanks for calling. There you go, Diane,
Wow you can. I'm telling you. Going back to the
old days of radio, you were only on in the
cities where you had a transmitter, and now we're on everywhere.
We're in San Diego, Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Hello, how've changed?

Speaker 21 (01:42:57):
I know?

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
Tell mister m. S. Dan in the Morning Show. Yeah,
this is Elvis Daran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
Young Scary. His dream as a little child was to
be on the radio. He used to call into ZEV
hundred and used to irritate the living hell out of
everyone at the radio. Stay. Yeah, so they actually put
him on the air a lot. And how old were
you when these were recorded? Well, the first one I
was eight years old. I was making a parody song request.

(01:43:29):
It was a song about Regis Philipin called One Night
with Regis Night. I was eight years old, eight years old,
and so Scott Shannon are our friend who we love,
who's still doing so well. He's doing so well. He
was on the DJ on duty, as he would say,
and little eight year old Scary called Scott Shannon's request

(01:43:50):
a song. Well you call him from Anthony.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
You liked the Z one hundred, Yes, greater.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
What a radio station did you listen to before? Z
one hundred?

Speaker 25 (01:44:00):
All those money olders?

Speaker 18 (01:44:01):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Now he's working there, that's the irony. Now he's on
CBS EF. I'm playing Oh my gosh, money, ain's you won?
I'm a lyric comperens department. Who's on the line anywhere
you goes.

Speaker 9 (01:44:18):
Go man box Queen Jr.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
High Is that in Brooklyn?

Speaker 26 (01:44:21):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
All right, man, it's the lyrical pursuit line. So much
for your promises, got a dreams by n I think
you got it. Congratulations Anthony, thank you. They've a stupid
all those drums and symbols in the background walk he
don't actually like a douchebag. On this next one, Mark

(01:44:42):
Simpson Trivia here, Good morning. Who's this?

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (01:44:44):
Anthony Scary from Brooklyn, New York.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
Good morning, Anthony, How are you, buddy?

Speaker 9 (01:44:47):
I'm part today?

Speaker 20 (01:44:48):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
What if Bart writing the blackboard last night he.

Speaker 25 (01:44:50):
Wrote twenty noises are not funny?

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Yes, all right, yes, all right, Anthony, thank you very much.
Part tickets to see Genesis June third, a Giant Stadium. Beautiful,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 25 (01:45:05):
Music, but thank you very much?

Speaker 13 (01:45:08):
All right?

Speaker 21 (01:45:08):
Man by.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
Nice guy seven at the zoo. Oh that was another one.
You know what, hey, stop leading me into these. I
love how Scary gave see. I was working at Z
one hundreds then, but I was doing afternoons. The new
sound of Z one hundred means today's best music.

Speaker 15 (01:45:23):
Yeah, And so my favorite part is when he gave
him the Genesis tickets, he hit the speaker.

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
Wait we still have that? Don't we have that horn?

Speaker 18 (01:45:31):
Scary?

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
I think we do?

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
Yeah, hey, Scary, How was the concert?

Speaker 15 (01:45:36):
How was tickets?

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
So Scott Shannon did the show, you know, at the
main mic, and then Ross Britton was in the corner
like beating a drum and a symbol. Because what that
was is when they say it said something they thought
was funny. They I guess assumed you wouldn't think it
was funny, so they would hit that that frigging sound
effect to make you go, oh yeah, that was funny
because they just played the horn.

Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
Ross hearing Scary's voice like developed, like from a little
tiny guy to like now like you heard all these
different stages of his voice so crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
Well here here he was on with h do you
want to play Kid Kelly or jackdawac Kid Kelly's funny
everything I can't play at my my person not working.
So this is kid Kelly, who's now at Serious Excent
who he was at Serious XM right for many years.
Yeah uh anyway, and he was an old friend of
mine at Z one hundred. And here's here's Scary on
with Kid Kelly doing the high five at nine. See Jay,

(01:46:48):
you ready, let's do it?

Speaker 20 (01:46:49):
So hint.

Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
Ahlright, I'm Anthony Scary from Hooking New York the number
fourth Songs, then time Friday Night is wild being by
you want to did you notice how the older you got,
the more prevalent your Brooklyn accent.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Brooklyn Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
I'm so glad those days of radio are done. You
know what's so funny is I.

Speaker 15 (01:47:18):
I grew up in Tampa listening to a radio station
called called Q and five where Scott worked as well before,
and they did all these same things in Tampa that
they're doing on Z one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
We all did the same things everywhere.

Speaker 15 (01:47:31):
So I loved listening to it as a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
It's great.

Speaker 16 (01:47:34):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
All right, Garrett, good morning? Is this yours? Yes it is.
Wet's see what trouble you get into today? What do
you have? All right?

Speaker 21 (01:47:44):
Well, Penelope wants to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Kurt. So Kirk got blood work done just the
other day, and he hates needles, right, so he actually
had to go with him hold his hand because he
hates it. So she thought, why don't you call and
say there was a little trouble with the blood work.

Speaker 3 (01:47:58):
Oh no, don't do that. Let's see what happened to.

Speaker 21 (01:48:02):
Hey, Kurt, this is a Douglas will you know for
at doctor Abboto's office.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (01:48:08):
How are you?

Speaker 21 (01:48:10):
We're gonna need you to come back into the office.
Are you available today?

Speaker 20 (01:48:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (01:48:19):
I mean I was just there with what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
We just need you to come in and take some
blood from you.

Speaker 9 (01:48:26):
I just did that.

Speaker 21 (01:48:28):
I guess the doctor was a little backed up on
Friday when you came in and he kind of misplaced
the blood work. So if you just wouldn't mind coming
in today at four, we'll take care of it and
we'll be fine. Okay, great, So I will schedule then
and we'll see you then. Okay, okay, all right, great.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
Have a nice day.

Speaker 18 (01:48:48):
Okay, freaking out right now?

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
All right, Penelope, this is what we're gonna need you
to do.

Speaker 21 (01:48:55):
We're gonna call him back and just act like you
don't know what's going on, and see if you freaks out.

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
Okay, all right, hold tight.

Speaker 20 (01:49:03):
Hello, what's but not good?

Speaker 18 (01:49:08):
Not good?

Speaker 9 (01:49:09):
But some idiot at the doctor's office called me back
and I guess they lost my blood work. Oh no,
I'm supposed to go lay here today at four o'clock.

Speaker 18 (01:49:19):
I'm supposed to go.

Speaker 9 (01:49:20):
Back there again and have them needles into my arm again.

Speaker 25 (01:49:26):
That's not so bad, that's fine, you'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
No, No, it's not fine. I have to go there
again today.

Speaker 18 (01:49:33):
They first of all, they lost my footwork. Bro. Then
you have to go back well, I don't know what
should have them. I wouldn't went there once.

Speaker 3 (01:49:40):
It took them three times to get it the first time.

Speaker 18 (01:49:42):
They're going to go back there and stick that neel
in me again.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
Can you come?

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Can you come?

Speaker 18 (01:49:47):
I really can't today, Karrent.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
I'm getting a wax.

Speaker 18 (01:49:50):
What I need you come with me to I can't.
We went to this last week, okay, but I had
I had your climax and two.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
Days ago you're going to stick me with a needle.

Speaker 18 (01:50:02):
I need you to hold me.

Speaker 5 (01:50:05):
I can't.

Speaker 18 (01:50:05):
I just told you I can't. I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (01:50:08):
I need you have grown man, you can do this
and you and you're being totally ridiculous to put me
o my arms.

Speaker 9 (01:50:16):
I'm fine with all of your little problems.

Speaker 18 (01:50:18):
Okay, I just need you to help me with mine.
I can't be alone at that police want to stick
me again, needing.

Speaker 2 (01:50:25):
A sen year old.

Speaker 18 (01:50:26):
I'm not a sun year old reacting right, Glynn. But
the whole reason people are in relationships is that I
have support and comfort, okay, and you are not supporting me.

Speaker 13 (01:50:35):
I don't know me to do.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
Support like I ask you to go with me when
I go get wax and I go in here.

Speaker 18 (01:50:44):
The actions that there getting west. It's not a medical procedure.

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
You know what's in a vager procedure.

Speaker 18 (01:50:51):
It's surgery.

Speaker 21 (01:50:52):
The other it's like, hur Hello, you're a little bit
more calm, cool and collective with me on the phone before.
My name's Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tacked. He's got phone tap
by Penelope.

Speaker 20 (01:51:12):
What I'm going to kill you?

Speaker 5 (01:51:21):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 22 (01:51:24):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 16 (01:51:28):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:51:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
You know, one of the things I love about our
show is it's a two way communication. It's not just
us talking to you. You talk to us this movie.
You have a question about lack of customer service or
things that we do that you need more of or
less of, we give you a nice segment called let
me speak to the manager. Yeah all right, so all right,

(01:52:04):
we got people lined up blind nineteen. Our friend Aaron,
Aaron wishes to speak with the manager. Hello, Aaron, welcome
to let me speak to the manager. Hello, Elvis not
to be confused with Karen Aaron.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
Oh, speak to the manager.

Speaker 3 (01:52:23):
Okay, Karen Aaron. All right, Well I can tell this
is going to be a happy call. All right, Aaron.
We are a two way communication source and we need
for you to talk back and tell us what you need.
Speak to the manager.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Well, you so when you order something, you get it delivered,
and what you ordered? I ordered a small apparel.

Speaker 15 (01:52:48):
But I got a large.

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
Oh, hold on, Scotty Bee's in charge of all all sizes,
and let's go to scotty Bee. Yes, Scotty Bee. Aaron
spoke to the manager and says he ordered a large,
but I mean he ordered a small but got a large.
What happened?

Speaker 14 (01:53:05):
What he's talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
Oh that's not that is not good customer.

Speaker 14 (01:53:11):
I'd be happy to send you the correct size, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:53:15):
You'd be happy.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Okay, do you have any small.

Speaker 14 (01:53:21):
I'll have to check our supply closet, but I'm assuming
if we don't have it, I can get it done
for you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
But if I go to Old Navy, they always go
to the back and take a look. They don't do
anything in the back.

Speaker 14 (01:53:31):
They stand there for five seconds and they say, sorry, sir,
we don't have it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
Oh my god, they come out large and tell you
this is all we got. Yeah, whatever's out?

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Well, you seem a little hour like.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
First of all, I never.

Speaker 14 (01:53:42):
Would have set the wrong size, so it's not me.
That message corrected.

Speaker 13 (01:53:46):
Okay, he does the sending, because that's who I need
to talk to, because apparently you're not the manager.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but who'd you order it from?

Speaker 11 (01:53:56):
You?

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
Three apparel? From being the first caller of the day.
Wait a second, Hold on a second. Did you say
you didn't pay a dime for this? What does that
have to do with it?

Speaker 5 (01:54:10):
Was free?

Speaker 4 (01:54:10):
But how do you make it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:17):
Scary?

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
Stop it, everyone's just pull yourself together. Man, slap across
the face. Across the face. No, Aaron, you are in
the right here. And he he deserves a shirt. We
gave him one. He gives us his time every day
to listen to our show. The least we can do
is send him not only a shirt, but the right size, sir.

Speaker 14 (01:54:38):
And there's no way to argue against that because he
used the word order and we don't take orders here,
so I'm not sure where you ordered it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:46):
Hang on, I think I found the the the missing
step in this process. Huh okay, now give me their name,
will fire Aaron? Who did you give your order to?
I believe that day it was Diamond Surprises there. I

(01:55:07):
Thrett might have been on the phones that day. Okay, okay,
well I'm not surprised at any of this. Uh oh,
Diamond just walked in. Let's see, was it Diamond? Diamond?
Aaron thought for a second that you were the one
who said he could get a small shirt and took
his information. But now he's saying it was Garrett, So
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:55:26):
Well, well, this wouldn't be the first time, and I
don't think it'll be the last.

Speaker 4 (01:55:37):
We need Garrett in here to defend him.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
No, no, we don't. Here's what we do need, though, Danielle.
We need to take care of Aaron and just make
sure we get it done correctly. Right now, Oh, here
we go. Well, if you stuck nailing him to a
cross and be nice, he's he's a customer of ours,
go ahead, But he.

Speaker 14 (01:55:54):
May not be a customer of ours. That's why I'm
trying to ask him a question. When did this happen?

Speaker 20 (01:56:02):
COVID EIR twenty twenty one.

Speaker 21 (01:56:04):
You're downing now because you happen to be talking.

Speaker 28 (01:56:11):
About apparels and sizes and getting rowing up once again.

Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
Hold on a second. If it was during COVID, the
only people here were Nate and Scary and Scott.

Speaker 6 (01:56:23):
Okay, hang on, hang on, even sending apparel out Scotty
during COVID.

Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
I don't recall. I don't know. I really don't remember.
I don't think he didn't have any Elvis Durant apparel.
All you had was scrubs. Okay, his story. Wait, hold on,
you went from shirts to scrub Well, you said shirt.
Now you're saying scrubs about a four year old land Okay, wait,

(01:56:52):
he won a shirt, but we gave him scrubs. Okay,
we probably had nothing left to give. I'm so glad
we were able to get to the bottom of this. Yeah,
we've so you set me scrubs. But that's not what
I was told. I have audio of this, sir. Audio.

Speaker 14 (01:57:07):
I'm asking, is there audio?

Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
Erin?

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
Did you record it on your end?

Speaker 2 (01:57:12):
Probably not online?

Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
Yeah, if you're on the air, we have a recording
of you somewhere. We don't know the date. We're not
going to look for it. I say it's simple. Just
go find a small shirt and send it to him.
Happy to do it or done? Happy to know you're not?
You sound miserable. No, no, I will and you know what,
I'll overnight it.

Speaker 14 (01:57:26):
You will have it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:57:29):
Yes, we have smalls. Do they have our logo on them?
Or in some like TV station our logos on it.
It's a small logo, but our logos on it. Okay,
we have a logo shirt. It's small. Ever, gonna send
it to you?

Speaker 4 (01:57:39):
Had so many twists and.

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
The problem, Gandhi everyone is this. We were not demonstrating good,
solid customer service at all. First of all, Scott's yelling
at him. Garrett now wants an apology from all of
us because we said he's inept on taking orders. He
wasn't even here that day, right, We really crept on
a lot of people here, Toady in our listener Aaron, Aaron,
you deserve better. And I'm the only one coming to

(01:58:03):
your defense that you pick up a lot of crap
elevis So that's what they do. Oh I know?

Speaker 14 (01:58:08):
Can I just hating? If I ordered something and it
came in wrong, I would call that day.

Speaker 3 (01:58:13):
Are you there? During COVID we were here, you called it,
we could have emailed us. To be fair, people still
get COVID from here and there and sometime, so COVID
is not over, but it is. I'll tell you what.
Let's just get this shirt all the way right now. Yes,
but we could have done that in the beginning. We

(01:58:33):
could have said, yes, Aaron, shirt on the way, right, guys,
am I right, wait eron, hold on a second, would
you like it?

Speaker 20 (01:58:38):
Ruined Scott Jackey, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:58:44):
That'll take two months. Sorry, Aaron, I'm sorry. Okay, We're
gonna put you on hold and put you through to Diamond.
Remember it's Diamond taking over from this point forward. Okay,
I'm recording this conversation as you should. I would be
doing that to hold on, would say it all right.

(01:59:05):
We have someone else is on the line. We have
another one uh step deaf line eighteen. I'm afraid to
pick this up.

Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
Hello steph hi, Hi, good morning, hello lady.

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Well, good morning, welcome, hello, lady, welcome to let me
speak to the manager. We're having a great day on
the segment we just got. We just got yelled at
on the other line because of bad customer service. Now,
what can we do to help you. I hope it's
a I hope it's easy to fix. What's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:59:30):
So it's going to be amazing. So I think that
Nate should do more of a horoscope. I love when
he does that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
We can't hear you.

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
His enthusiasm is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:59:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:59:43):
And yes he is a murderer, but I think he
still deserves that right.

Speaker 3 (01:59:47):
Not a murderer, but a fantastic horoscope provider. Well well, okay,
but you know I'm but we have to remember this
is good, positive customer service. So first of all, I
want to thank you for listening to a steph. You
are taking the time out to call and say, hey,
you want more Nate. But it's not going to happen.

Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
But I feel like he's misunderstood.

Speaker 3 (02:00:10):
Oh no, he's very well understood. That's my point. Do
you guys really? Do you guys want to hear more
Nate doing horoscopes? I can't stomach it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:18):
No, I think he did a great job.

Speaker 3 (02:00:21):
Thank you. Wait, she is she's a customer.

Speaker 8 (02:00:24):
She did not see that when she requested it, Nate
standed up and gave himself a standing ovation.

Speaker 18 (02:00:29):
He did.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
But see the star.

Speaker 29 (02:00:33):
Expect from him, though the stars need some emphasis, and
that's what I provide.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
Thank you very much, Steph. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (02:00:40):
So you're very welcome.

Speaker 3 (02:00:42):
I will take this a step further. What if, and
nothing could be better than this? What if we just
had Nate call you every morning and personally gave you
your horoscope?

Speaker 4 (02:00:51):
Why that'd be good?

Speaker 2 (02:00:52):
Oh, that would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:00:54):
What a fantastic idea of it is?

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
And we never have to hear him on the heir
ever is a great customer, serve it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:00):
So I think that's even better.

Speaker 3 (02:01:01):
Steph. I don't know if you're old enough you remember this.
Nine hundred numbers? What if I just recorded them every
day at a nine hundred number and you had to
call and pay to hear me do them?

Speaker 2 (02:01:12):
I mean, yeah, that sounds fun, but now that's too
much fun for me.

Speaker 3 (02:01:17):
Yeah, nine hundred numbers. That's a long time ago when
they stopped doing those.

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
Right, Yeah, probably charged by the minute.

Speaker 3 (02:01:23):
Yeah, those days are over.

Speaker 18 (02:01:25):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (02:01:25):
Once again, he said you're probably old enough to remember
this he did?

Speaker 17 (02:01:29):
Did you do that?

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:01:31):
Anyway, thank you for calling. Let me speak to the manager.
We need to get back to you on this one.

Speaker 2 (02:01:36):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 29 (02:01:37):
At least think about it. So then now we'll be
calling back again. All right, I know, say I love
you guys so much. You guys are amazing. But maybe
more enthusiasm during the horsecopes.

Speaker 3 (02:01:51):
Thank you for the flowers.

Speaker 4 (02:01:52):
Thank you, step.

Speaker 3 (02:01:53):
Okay, okay, maybe maybe maybe we'll up the rotation. It's
up to producer Sam. She's in charge of horse ges.
Can we.

Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
Sound super excited?

Speaker 3 (02:02:04):
I cannot give you that. I'm sorry anyway. Thank you,
I know, but we love you, Steff. Thank you for
listening to us.

Speaker 2 (02:02:18):
Oh I love you guys too. You guys have yourselves
a great day to okay.

Speaker 3 (02:02:21):
Bye bye. All right, all right, so thank you for
listening to Let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 20 (02:02:27):
I loved it.

Speaker 3 (02:02:28):
It was a fine.

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
Waking up in the morning, taking him up so many.

Speaker 5 (02:02:38):
Things, Elvin Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (02:02:46):
All Right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody,