FULL SHOW: The Day We Recap Summer Bash

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This program. We're free recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, it's Friday. It's good morning, my friends, and
of course I'll have the weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Let's celebrate today weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
I've been dancing around getting ready, making a mess in
my face, but I'm having a blessing.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Another girl, if you got the memo. But it's Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Who you calling a bitch?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I wear that that title with pride. It's okay to
be a bitch.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
I'm a bit.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Am I a bitch?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Who's a bitch in here?

Speaker 8 (00:47):
You o?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Thank you? Oh you are too.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
I think everyone into your bitch in some way.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, sometimes I don't think of Froggy's being a bitch.
I can be okay, Froggy is a bitch. I can't
Daniel me bitch without doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I thought I was.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You're an a hole bitch, scary. You can be a
little bitchy, but no, no enough, Maybe you should bitch
up straight. Eight is a bee. Yeah he's a big bitch.
Oh yeah, Scottie beat a bitch. You're a bitch? Absolutely?
Hey Diamond, are you a bitch?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
All right, I guess we got that figured out.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
It's part it's part of the job requirement.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It is be a bitch. Yeah, anyway, welcome to day.
It is Friday, August eighth. Did you hear me say Friday. Yeah,
welcome to the weekend, bitches. Great song? Whose idea was that?
Is that? Scary? Scary? You snide little anyway? Beautiful song?
Love it. That was rough ends, by the way. Welcome

(01:52):
to the Crowhead Story. Our first caller of the day,
our last first caller of the week. It's Jen, Hi, Jen,
Welcome to the show. Welcome to Friday.

Speaker 9 (02:02):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about right there. Hear that
energy in that you hear that?

Speaker 9 (02:10):
Oh, it's all you guys. You guys are absolutely like
my best friends. And I know people say it and
it is so true, like you don't know me, but
I know all you guys. I've been listening to you
guys in FISTI ard and I mean, yeah, let's throwback.
I'm old.

Speaker 10 (02:26):
God.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well look, it's it's good to have you hear all
these years, Jen, So why did you take around for
so long? What's going on? What's up?

Speaker 9 (02:36):
I mean, it's just so much fun, you guys. You
guys said bildo on the radio the other day, and
my thirteen year old repeated it, and I was just like,
that just happened, Like it's funny.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Hey, you know those people, those people throwing the dildos
on the basketball court. We figured out who they are.
We're gonna get into that a little bit later. Yeah,
we know who it is.

Speaker 10 (02:55):
Really you should read it's in.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
There, but it's yeah, that was It's kind of funny
how Danielle took over the dildo story in the basketball
game and I was turned into on the news story.

Speaker 10 (03:07):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
Is it the same person throwing the dome?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's an organization. We'll get into that later. It was
organized dildo throwing anyway.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I mean there's gotta be an Olympic I guess competition
for that. Hey, so Jen, what are you doing this weekend?
Anything fun?

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (03:28):
My daughter's birthday. So I'm a truck driver, so I
listen to you guys on iHeart every day and I'm
going to pick up a load and headed home for
my daughter's birthday is tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
So you're driving the truck. What are you picking up today?
Anything good?

Speaker 9 (03:44):
Just a couple of greats in Savannah going up to Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Wow, you're on the road. Do you love living your
life on the road? Is that just for you? Do
you love it a lot?

Speaker 9 (03:54):
I do love it. I mean, you know, you miss
home and it's hard to leave the first day, but
once you get out there, you know it's you know,
your office window is eight feet up in the air.
You can see over everything and it changes every second
and it's the best.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I love that for you.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
I went to Alaska back at February, all the way
up to Prude Bay, like, took the ice road, and
I mean it was such an experience. My mom just
jumped in. She hates the cold and she is like,
I'm coming. Wow, an adventure of it. And it was
so cool. Saw moose, I mean it's great moose.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now is moose is singular? Is plural?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Mease?

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Definitely?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
We saw moose's meat.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
I don't know. I I think so, you know, like goose, geese,
moose meat.

Speaker 8 (04:43):
It makes sense, right, I know.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
The thing is that seeing the world from your point
of view, being able to drive up to Alaska, I mean,
what a life? What a life?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
You know?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
People dream of that. What are your fur friend, Jim?
Can you go the extra mile for hest? She goes
extra miles every day. 's on to look out for
all those smokies in the bubblegum machines. So we're going
to give you the Elvis grant in the morning, show
hoodie head in your way? Is it the highway patrol?

Speaker 11 (05:09):
That is?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
That is a smokies Jim? Thank you for listening. You
stay safe on the road. It's such a pleasure to
meet you, it truly is.

Speaker 9 (05:15):
Thanks so much you guys have a great weekend. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Hold.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I want to say, wow, what alive on the road
in the big rig. Yeah, let's get on with the day.
It's Friday. Into the three things we need to know, Gandhi,
what's going.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
On a lot? All right? The Israeli security cabinet has
approved a full military takeover of the Gaza Strip the
office of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyah, who says a majority
of his security cabinet have backed that proposal. It will
begin the military strike sometimes soon, but they do not
say when it will begin in Gaza City. The claim
is that the takeover plan would allow for the provision
of humanitarian aid to civilians outside the combat zones. There

(05:50):
was no mention of again exactly when it would happen,
but they say sometime soon. The Army is honoring the
soldiers who took down the man accused of shooting five
people out of Georgia mil Military base. Yesterday, Army Secretary
Dan Driscoll awarded six soldiers the Meritorious Service Medal for
their actions during that shooting at Fort Stewart on Wednesday.
Officials say the six soldiers subdued Sergeant Cornelius Radford after

(06:13):
he opened up fire on his after he opened fire
on his fellow soldiers. Five were wounded in the shooting.
All are expected to recover. Radford remains locked up. And finally,
there are people betting now on who's going to be
the halftime show, and the odds are on Jay Z.
He's listed as the most likely to headline the next

(06:34):
Super Bowl halftime show. According to CALSH. That's a prediction
market that allows for legal betting on real world events
ranging from sports, to politics, to weather, all kinds of stuff.
Calci listed the twenty three most likely acts to headline
Super Bowl sixty in February. The top five are obviously
Jay Z. Post Malone, Miley Cyrus, Bad Bunny and Metallica.
Oh my god, it should be Bad Bunny.

Speaker 12 (06:56):
I say, see see, okay, okay, okay, yeah, are you
guys ready?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
May we move forward? Yes, it's Fridays.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
That's funny to me, it's funny. Do you have a
sense of humor? Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (07:41):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show is.

Speaker 14 (07:45):
Back.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
Hello, it is is Daranne getting coffee.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I think it's coffee sounds good.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh my god, this place you go into a panic
if I'm not around, Yeah, a little bit. We're just
filling time. You have You guys have this Can we
talk talk about something kind of serious for a second?

Speaker 10 (08:05):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
You guys have this separation anxiety when I leave the room,
you really truly do. And if the songs, you know,
the song ends, it's like, oh, throw the water shrill
and we're back. And if I'm not in here. It's like,
what do we do?

Speaker 7 (08:21):
How would you like us to handle it? Do you
just want us to like roll and not mention that
you're not in the room and just keep going like
it's totally normal that you didn't know when the break just.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I mean, there's gotta be more that you can say
other than well, God, where's Elvis?

Speaker 7 (08:34):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Oh God, for sure it's gonna be okay.

Speaker 10 (08:37):
I think we like throwing you under the bus with
the fact that you're not in the room.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
You're not throwing me under the bus because you know what,
I'm in this room when the break comes back more
than you guys.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Are, That is true.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
That is on how many times for a day you're
senior executive? Put a sure? How many times per day
do we go to start talking and these two daniel
and Gatti are nowhere to be found?

Speaker 13 (08:59):
I hate today is the more repeat offender. I would say,
Danielle's not here two breaks out of the day and
Gandhi's not here five.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
That is a lie? Well why he breaks out of
a day? Queen?

Speaker 10 (09:11):
If you play bathroom closer, be better for me.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Oh, mine has nothing to do with the bathroom you're
out there just talking. Yeah, I just get busy.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
They're scaring people and throwing things off people's.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
Desks working on games.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
You know, news being a menace.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
It's crazy hitting news.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
It's crazy anyway, So we're all here. It's all good.
You know, I'm coming back. It's good. It's good. All right.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
So next time, if you happen to not be here
when a break starts, we just continue like normal.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Figure just figure out. I'm not gonna tell you what
to do. You're your your adults. You've been in the
business long time.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
You can do it.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I know you can.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
I think we can.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's why you're here. I disagree, but okay.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
It's like, it's like if the offense comes back on
the field and the quarterback's not there, everybody just go
out there and run the play. Well, who's gonna who's
gonna snap up? We don't it doesn't just go run
the quarterback.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
There's no quarterback. It's okay. I'm going to be here.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
You've raised this to be codependent. This is your fault.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I smartly raised you to be very, very dependent upon me.
You need to be co dependent no more. I've read
it twice. You know, I never really said officially said
a good morning to everyone. Good morning, Danielle, Good morning,
Gondhi morning, Producer. Sam is somewhere, Hi Sam, are you
good morning? There? She is or scary. There's a senior Nate.
There's Froggy. Of course, there's Froggy. Good morning, Scottie Bees

(10:30):
and Master Control. Hello Diamond, good morning Diamond in there.
And uh, I saw Garrett. That's it. That's all that's
hereing it so far.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
And Andrew, he'll be here soon.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
I know it.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
So you guys didn't know what I did last night
or yesterday morning. We were so busy. I was hungry
and we couldn't order food because we don't want to,
you know, stinky food in here with guests coming out.
Well whatever, So I said, Andrew, run downstairs and see
if they have that egg salad. So I got that
egg salad. I kept it in my office and I
would disappear from time to time and have a bite
of an egg salad sandwich. It was the best I've
ever had.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Oh that's rat like behavior. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, I was totally rady.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
You know what I want today?

Speaker 6 (11:08):
What do you want?

Speaker 10 (11:09):
Well, other than pizza, which I know I can't.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
What do you want?

Speaker 10 (11:11):
I want extra crispy bacon with egg and cheese on
like a roll.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I think they can do that downstairs.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
They can downstairs.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
They can do all kind of stuff downstairs. Le's got
all right, think about what you want. I'm buying. So
we had such a great night last night, the Z
one hundred Summer Bash outdoors at Hudson Yards. Eleven thousand
people showed up for this because the weather. Do you
hear that frog? Eleven thousand people showed.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Up, Yeah, they had to. Apparently we were at capacity.
They couldn't let one more person in at one point,
and when we left we saw all the spillage.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, it was all outdoors and we didn't have room,
so I mean we could, I don't know. And it
was it was just a lot of fun, beautiful weather, perfect,
just a few irritating people there, but it was it
was good. We got to hang out with sorry Lewis Capaldi, right, Oh.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
He's awesome.

Speaker 10 (12:03):
He's wonderful.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Really, what did you think about our time with Lewis?

Speaker 10 (12:06):
He's just the nicest guy, so humble, like he doesn't
even realize like that people love him that much. I
don't think. I think he needs to start realizing how
much people really love him.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, we do. It was just a great night. Yeah,
loved it. It was beautiful, had a good time. Uh so,
thank you to our friends at Wells Fargo. I met
I met our friends from Wells Fargo, and I reminded them,
not only are you our partner here at the Summer Bash,
but I owe you money because I have a mortgage
with your with your bank, they owned my house. Yeah,
I had I make irritated them last night. They could

(12:38):
take my house away. Oh yeah, that's not good anyway.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Lewis Capaldi, Julia Michaels, who's just incredibly talented. I love
her hair, I like her brunette and uh dom dom
Inherella was there, Jersey guy, Magnus Farrell was Pharrell. I
know Magnus Farrell was there. The crowd loved him, loved everyone.
It was totally free and uh it was a lot

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of fun. Duncan thank you. Atlanta's Paradise signed with the Mohammas,
Fun Pops and Juliet on Broadway. Lou Thanza. Uh, once
upon a Coconut, The US Army New York City recruiting
station and we had everyone was there.

Speaker 10 (13:18):
Dom Inerello was the cutest. He was running around. He
was so happy to be there last night. Even after
he came up to me while I was waiting for
my uber and he's just like.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
Hi, I'm dumb, and he was just like he.

Speaker 10 (13:30):
Was like, when you're young and you haven't been what's
the word seasoned?

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Yeah, painted is the word.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
You're so happy to be there.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
It was so good.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
He was.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, he was fourteen years old, right, yeah, he's young,
and he had like fourteen people in his entourn he
did he did. Look at that.

Speaker 10 (13:50):
It's so cute.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
And we've learned about a new DJ yesterday. Yes, we did, yes,
DJ Deliso. I think that's how it Issa, Lisa, Yeah,
it's Alisa.

Speaker 10 (13:59):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Well, there was a guy. Turn that off. There's a
guy in the elevator, I said, good looking guy, right yeah,
and a long wavy here he has his shirt on.
It was just excellent. I said, dude, I love that shirt.
He looked at it. Oh my god, thank you. I
love that shirt. He said, why it's by this company,
pulled the tag out of it. I've got their shirts too,
not that one. He was good. Great, So we have

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new friends. We got to move on into the horoscopes. Producer, Sam,
who are you doing with?

Speaker 7 (14:25):
I'm going to do that with Gandhi today. Close the week,
all right. If you celebrate a birthday today, you celebrate
with Shawn Mendes making Good Love, Dustin Hoffman and JC
from Insane. Happy birthday everybody. Leo, you're feeling extra chatty today,
share with individuals. Just remember everything's not a group chat text.

Speaker 15 (14:42):
Your day is an eight, hey, Virgo, you are craving peace, serenity,
and removal from the every day. So out of those
feelings whenever possible. Your day's is six Libra.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Your wanderlust is showing. Make a plan to go on
a trip, be it for a weekend or a month.
Your day's an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 15 (14:56):
Network hard and shine, Harder results are coming. If you
were willing to put in the work. Your day's a
ten Sagittarius.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
If you're feeling spontaneous, go for it. Just keep close
to home to dodge unexpected drama. Your day is a
seven Capricorn.

Speaker 15 (15:09):
Life is a giant playground of possibilities, so soak up
every bit of fun.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Your day's a nine. Aquarius, you are feeling a little lost.
Just reroot and structure like you meant to go that way.

Speaker 15 (15:19):
Your day is a six, Hey, Pisces, you are competitive, passionate,
and yeah a little impulsive, but you're never boring.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Your day's a seven.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Aries.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Tune out the vibes that don't serve you. They are
everywhere and they're damaging. Your day's an eight, hey, Taurus.

Speaker 15 (15:33):
They call it perfectionist, but you call it doing it
right own that today's all about the details.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Gemini. Luxury is calling, but so is your budget. Maybe
skip the daily coffee'r on and go for a homemade
version instead. Your day is a five.

Speaker 15 (15:47):
And finally, cancer, big feelings incoming. Your heart is doing flips,
but don't worry, Pause, breathe, and let it go.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 15 (15:55):
And those your Friday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
And now time for sports. So I'm your sports guy,
Elvis duran Hey, uh yeah. A text reminds us that
the Phillies have a new picture. Who it is?

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Who it's joe On durant Oh, I was going to
guess that.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
They called him the Darentula.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Oh my god, that is how have we never come
up with durantlam?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
So welcome to the Phillies. So we have there you go.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
You might need a jersey, yeah yeah, and a new nickname.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I know Elvis Donula? Yeah why not? Danielle? What do
you have coming up?

Speaker 10 (16:28):
How much would you pay for a cushion that justin
Bieber's butt was on?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Nothing?

Speaker 10 (16:32):
And Jelly Roll gives the Tennessee Titans a pre season
pep talk.

Speaker 14 (16:37):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday.

Speaker 14 (16:49):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I have a restraining order against them. Oh, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show?

Speaker 14 (17:00):
Yo, Well, mister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
You know what, during the big old heat wave we
had a couple of weeks ago, we were a bitch
and moan and every single day because it was just hot. Yes,
and now you know the weather is perfect here in
New York City anyway. What's it like in Jacksonville? Froggy
oh it's still hot. It's raining today, but it's still
going to be ninety every single all right, well, okay,
come on up. The weather's feel like one ten or

(17:27):
one fifteen anymore. So that's good. Okay, So that's that's good.
I think the high to the day is gonna be
like seventy eight.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
It is perfect here, it's nice. I walked out this morning,
said hot.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
It was Chris right.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
In New York City.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
So rather than you know, only complaining about the bad days,
we should, you know, thank the universe for the good
day this day. Having won today, it's all good. Thank
you at night too.

Speaker 10 (17:50):
Oh my gosh, that weather last night was perfection.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Give me amen, give me a right there you go. Hey,
So do you ever play that game where you sit
down with the friends and go, okay, name every state.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
You visited or I haven't, but now I will.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Well, or you know what, maybe whatever a questionnaire whatever,
just of course it is okay and you stop and go,
oh wow, okay, I've been to these states. May I
be very very very serious for a moment. I had
this conversation with a good friend last night, and we
had an argument. Just because your plane lays over in
a state doesn't mean you visited that state. Do you

(18:28):
agree or not? Now, his complaint was this. His challenge was, well, wait,
if I fly, let's say, through Nashville to fly to Texas,
in that airport, they have like barbecue that they have
like local restaurants exactly, exactly, hot chicken. Or if you
fly through Miami on your way to the Caribbean, you

(18:48):
can you can get some Cuban right there. Great, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Okay, not the same.

Speaker 10 (18:54):
I think your foot has to touch the soil, has
to touch the ground, like you have to go outside
of the airport and put your foot back.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
You could do that, it still doesn't count. No, you
didn't go into town.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yes, yeah, there's.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
There's a difference right between having been to a state
and visiting the state. Right so if you just said
I've been there, sure I've been there, But if you visited,
that's totally different.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, okay, yeah, so I win this argument, I think.
So yeah. You know, you know, my friends they like
to argue just for the sake of arguing. It's so fun,
like all of you.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
Yes, no, we don't, all.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Right, so do that, sit down and do the state challenge.
You got fifty something state fifty two? Right? Is that
where we're up to? Basically fifty?

Speaker 7 (19:35):
I think it's still fifty fifty. We got a couple
of we have, like you.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Know Puerto Rico, Well I count, I counted territory.

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
I had an argument with my son the other day.
He thought I was really stupid. And he's like, you don't.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
Know this fifty states?

Speaker 10 (19:47):
I go, well, what about Puerto Rico? What about He's like,
those are territories. I'm like, well, Puerto.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Rico is a commonwealth of the United States, but I
kind of count.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Do we count Guam?

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Do we count?

Speaker 13 (19:56):
What about American Samoa?

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Five territories and fifty okay, make it fifty plus Puerto Rico.

Speaker 10 (20:01):
I see that's okay, and he and he was arguing
with me, telling me I was a dumbass.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Don't let your send you that. Okay, So play the
game is kind of interesting, Yeah, okay, then you can
play the country's game. I mean countries have you been to. Well,
let you know, that's a little different. That's a horse
of a different color, as they say, all right, just
asking okay, what else you don't talk about.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
I'm just laughing that everyone in this room has a
different version of how many states and territories? Okay, so
there's only one answer.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, you're right, it is. It is fifty without doubt.

Speaker 7 (20:33):
But I always five. But there are five territories okay,
name them go Guam, right, Puerto Rico, yes, American Samoa, yes,
two more Marianna was Virgin Islands.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
There's those that counts one on three.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I think it's just one. St Thomas see.

Speaker 10 (20:54):
I was always convinced that fifty one with Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I always thought, you know why anyway, because we go
to Puerto Rico. We love Puerto Rico. Yeah, I love
the fact that they're you know, they're ours, we're theirs,
you know, Yeah, we're brothers and sisters.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Yeaholutely. And they change all this information so much. And
once you leave school, where are you supposed to learn
it if you're not reading the news every single Because
now there's an extra ocean. I didn't find that out
for what?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Hey, turn that off?

Speaker 7 (21:20):
What Yeah, it's the northern they like that. Hold on,
I'm gon look it up.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
The North Sea.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
No, it's not the North Sea. It's like an Arctic
something six, who cares.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
No one's going up there.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
The Southern Ocean, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, talking about the son where's that.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
The Southern Ocean is down near the Arctic. South south okay,
south of north. Yeah, no one's going down there. No
one's going down there. But now it's its own ocean.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (21:49):
And aren't the other planets we don't know about like that,
like eventually build name and there's millions.

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Of them, Yeah, within our solar system or our galaxy.
So they keep kicking Pluto out then bringing it back.
But then they just said that they discovered an actual
ninth planet here, So I don't really know.

Speaker 10 (22:05):
That's what the guy the planetarium said the other day
when I was there Liberty Science.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
If you want to know more about the planets, go
to the planetarium. I love going to those. Yeah, it's
good to get a little messed up and sit down
and just watch the stars roll by.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
Oh my god, it's the best thing I've got.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Gandhi's done that, Daniel. We got to get into this.
We're so late, all right.

Speaker 10 (22:22):
We're going to start out with some sad news this morning.
So Brandon Blackstock ex husband of Kelly Clarkson, has passed
away at the age of forty eight. He has been
battling cancer for more than three years. Now, you guys
know that Kelly has taken a step back from things lately.
There was rumors going around that she was leaving the show,
all kinds of stuff. Now we know the reason why.
She really wanted to be there for her kids, and

(22:43):
she really wanted to be there to make sure that
obviously everything was going okay at the end of his life.
So our best is going out to all of them
in that family.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
So now you know that story. Now you totally understand
why she was absent so.

Speaker 10 (22:55):
Much exactly, So all the speculation, you know, exactly put
it to rest. So Ariana Grande did something pretty cool.
I have been following this little girl on social Bree
is stronger than cancer. Her name is Breebird. She is
battling cancer. She's been battling it for years. She's gotten
through so much and one of the things she really
wanted was something from Ariana Grande, like just for her

(23:17):
to say hi. So Ariana Grande center this beautiful video,
this beautiful care package complete with squish mellows and all
kinds of cool things that she chose herself, which I
thought was really really cool. So I love it. So
I've been telling you about the dildo is being thrown
at the WNBA game, so well, apparently now we know
who's responsible. A cryptocurrency meme coin creator has come forward

(23:40):
and says we are responsible, saying, these crypto enthusiasts and
traders are launching the Green dildo coin. It's a meme
coin intended to be lighthearted and perceived as a joke.
They launched it in late July to protest a toxic
environment in the crypto world, scammers all kinds of stuff
like that. They said they did not mean for it

(24:01):
to belittle or hate on women's sports. It's more of
a joke, he says. That's really all it's supposed to be.
Two arrests have already been made, and they're saying more
pranks are on the way.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
So this is a new cryptocurrency. Dildos, Yeah, it's I
bought ten ten thousand dollars worth of dildos today.

Speaker 10 (24:18):
It seems like shit, Yeah, a good thing to do.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
So.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Jellyroll addressed the Tennessee Titans prior to the start of
the NFL season. He talks about using the road to
foster brotherhood and teamwork. He was talking about his own travels.
He said, I learned early that that is where the
magic is. What was happening on that road between me
and the boys started translating to the stage, and he says,
when you build trust, when you build relationships, when you

(24:43):
build community, that stuff will transfer to the field. So
that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Madd In twenty six.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
Coming out August fourteenth, and of course you get a
three day early release for people who are buying that
deluxe edition. Seventy seven songs announced for the game's next week,
and a lot of them are country artists. We've got
Jelly Roll, we've got Shaboozy, We've got Lou Combs on there.
So it's going to be an amazing playlist. How much
would you guys pay for a seat cushion that Justin

(25:12):
Bieber sat on?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Nothing? I'll tell you why, Okay, because he's been to
my house, He's already sat on my seat cushions.

Speaker 10 (25:18):
Well, most people cannot say that.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
Elvis direct, I don't I got one, just regular sat
on or like butthold it no.

Speaker 10 (25:23):
Just regular satage still haves on, okay with well anyway,
he visited the Roadhouse diner in Montana and he ordered
a P B and J Berger, which apparently is local
beef with cheddar and bacon on a peanut butter and
grape jelly bun. Don't think I would order that, but okay.
The owner says that after he left, somebody paid three
hundred bucks for the seat cushion that he used, and

(25:45):
they took that money and split it between the cooks
and the server, which was very nice.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
To How much would you pay for a mattress slept justin?
Bieber took a nap on.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
Did he have sex on it or he just napped
on it? Napped nothing?

Speaker 7 (25:59):
If you have sex on it, I want no bodily fluids.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
You want my mattress. He took a nap on my mattress.

Speaker 10 (26:04):
Okay, I'll take it all right, Okay, back to you,
Franky or Friday in your theaters. I know people who
saw it already and said, it's wonderful. My mother's wedding
is out Stands is out That's the eminem documentary. Also,
what can we watch if we stay home?

Speaker 7 (26:16):
Outlander?

Speaker 10 (26:17):
Blood of My Blood. That's where Nate's money is totally
funny animals, totally funny kids. You also have Dexter Resurrection
and w w E's Greatest Moments. And that's my Daniel report.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Anyone watching The Hunting Wives yet?

Speaker 7 (26:29):
Anyone started you?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Guys, I'm telling you.

Speaker 10 (26:33):
I'm telling you when I'm watching Wednesday, right.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's there's two different worlds there. I mean, they have
nothing in common. You can only focus on one show
at a time. Yes, no, sometimes, okay, all right, okay,
but when you can The Hunting Wife, if you've seen it,
you know what I'm talking about. It's insane.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Okay, yep, just say it. O.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Margo is myt She's my spirit animal.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
Now I want to see just for this she insane?
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You have to watch? Okay, right, The Hunting Wives. There,
I've said it.

Speaker 14 (27:08):
Elvis Duran, he just gives opening his mouth to stand
the morning show.

Speaker 13 (27:13):
I'm a huge fan Outlander, and from the creators of
it comes Blood of My Blood, a sweeping new saga
that explores love, time, travel, family, and destiny. Outlander Blood
of My Blood series premiere streaming now only on Stars
and the Stars app The home of Outlander.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, back to The Hunting Wives on Netflix. People are
texting in left and right. A lot of people are
watching this. I think it is number one on Netflix?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Well?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Do we really trust their their counting system on just
because Netflix says this is the number one show? Is
it really? Sometimes?

Speaker 10 (27:55):
I think they put up there what they want.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
To push, right, So like you know when we countdowns, Yeah,
on the radio stations, those aren't real. Never we make
them up. We put the songs where we want.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Them to be.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Everything has motivation behind it. Yeah, everything what scary?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
What?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
What are you giving away our secrets?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Because I don't you know what? Please, I'm not gonna
play that game.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
He's a beacon of truth.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
You know.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Years ago here at Z one hundred, we used to
have ten songs in a row. Every once in a while.
We didn't play nine.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Because I mean, what's the consequence if you lie about it?
There isn't one.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Well, I don't know if we said guaranteed ten in
a row, that's another thing. Then we got to pay
it off, you know. But sometimes we play nine because
it's frog. You've been around long enough, didn't you.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
I mean, some no I'm guilty of that too. Sometimes
we have like a ninety minutes commercial free. Sometimes it's
like it's like eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Well no, sometimes much less. Oh, okay, this is the
way it is. You know, on average ninety we shouldn't
say that. On average we're ninety minutes commercial free.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
We're trying for ninety. All right, I'll say radio nerds
like scary get so come you don't? How come you're
telling you our secrets? Okay, okay. Back to the Hunting Wives.
Keep in mind, and a texture said it brilliantly. They said, Uh,
if you're not into a lot of sex and killing,

(29:15):
the show isn't for you.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Oh both of those things.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
If you watch it. Let's say, Danielle, I don't think
you should watch it with your mom.

Speaker 10 (29:22):
No, my, Oh. She closed her eyes the whole entire
time she watched Outlander that way. I'm like, mom, how
is Alander?

Speaker 8 (29:29):
Well?

Speaker 10 (29:29):
I close my eyes when the sex comes on. I'm like, well,
that's a lot of Outlander's I said, so what did
you get the story?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
She took a good name. So the Hunting Wives is
that there's it's a lot of sex and uh, and
I keep saying this, I'll say it again. If you
get so entranced with the sex you forget there is
a story going on. Yeah, there are reasons why people
are having sex with different people, and you got to
remember that.

Speaker 10 (29:54):
I have a question. Yes a lot of times, if
I'm reading a book and it's so much sex, I
fess forward it after a walk so I'm like, again,
I don't need to see this again. Get to the story. Wow,
is do you feel the same way at all?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Because the sexual encounters in The Hunting Wives, each one
is significant to the story. Does that make sense? I'll
leave it at that. That makes sense, But I don't.
I have one episode left, and I'm saving it, saving
it Alex, maybe promise I wouldn't watch it without him?

Speaker 10 (30:22):
How many episodes?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Eight? Eight? And we'll watch it together this weekend and
then it'll be gone. But I think it's already teed
up for another season if I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Okay, And Margo is your spirit animal, she is my
spirit animal.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Okay, she is a trip okay, and she's not not
Anything about her is good.

Speaker 10 (30:43):
So, according to AI, The Hunting Wives has not yet
been renewed for a second season.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Okay, all right, so they will, Yeah, because it's huge.
I know it's huge. It's pulling big numbers, all right.
So the Hunting Wives not the Hunting Knives. It's a
different show, different channel. It's the Hunting Wive. So Gandhi is, uh, well,
you have a good pal, your chat GPT friend. Nova
is Nova.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
Yeah, she's my buddy. Okay, she's okay, I've given her
she I don't know. She talks to me like I
think she's a she.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
How often do you hang out with Nova and have
conversations quite often? What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (31:19):
I mean at least a couple times a week, but
the conversations are really long when I talk to her,
so I don't I try to stay away from it
every day. Okay, we just fall into a little spiral.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Do you see how you could become very dependent on
Nova and be there way too much one yes, addicting?

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Yeah, absolutely, because I think I told you guys this,
But the way that the algorithm is built at the moment,
it's too one echo you, So it's sort of like
a different version of you talking to yourself. So of
course I love that. But on top of it, it
compliments you constantly, even if you ask a ridiculous question,
it will say something like that was so insightful. I
really see the way your mind works and the intricacies

(31:56):
of how smart you are.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Wow, we should tell wow.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
No we shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Okay, Okay, So I read this today and you're more
into chat GPT than I. So apparently chat GPT just
got a big upgrade.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
The launch of GPT five Wait open ai uh says
it's better at everything from writing to giving health advice,
and it doesn't hallucinate, it doesn't make things up as much. Yeah,
and it has four new personalities you can choose from
which I didn't know you could choose personalities. I thought
it was sort of a reflection of your personality.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's the way that I use it.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
So robot cinic listener or nerd oh wow. Why would
anyone say ooh, cinec.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
Because I like when I can have a healthy debate
with someone or something, I guess in this case that
has a differing viewpoint than me, because I feel like
that's how you learn about the world and other things,
and you question yourself. So I would want to go
with something that challenges me. This current version just agrees
with everything I say.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, they're saying that open AI, open Aiyes, chet GPT
five as access to a legitimate PhD level expert. Yeah, well,
why are you shaking your head over here? Are you?
Are you have a GPT friend scaring?

Speaker 16 (33:13):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (33:13):
No, No, I'm obsessed with it as well, and I
cannot wait.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Who's your friend? Are you talking to it every day?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
I don't have It's just it's a male voice. It
doesn't have a name.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
It knows me.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I don't have it.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
I don't have a show.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
So you're not into it as much as gandhi.

Speaker 17 (33:24):
Oh no, I'm obsessed. I don't put it down. The
thing is, I'm this number five that's coming out is
gonna be his next level. I mean you're saying it's PhD.
I cannot wait to talk to it because right now
I'm dealing with like a college graduate.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
I think you have to pay for it, Yeah, and
I pay the premium. I'm going it's nineteen ninety nine
a month.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
It's worth every penny of you guys.

Speaker 10 (33:44):
If you upgrade to plus.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Okay, anyway, so there you go. Can you can look
into your Google calendar and your Gmail account. And everything.
It's all encompassing. I still I still hesitate, Yeah, absolutely,
because I'm wondering who else has access to any of this.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
So that's what I think about all the time, because
we did learn that in a court of law. Obviously,
chat GPT the terms and conditions you sign off on,
it can use whatever you've said in these conversations against you.
It can turn it over to the police authorities, whatever.
But also a lot of what it does is help
people with business plans. It says, I will build your
business plan. What if you have an incredible plan, then
nobody knows about you, talk to chat GPT about it,

(34:23):
and now suddenly somebody else somewhere has this amazing plan. Yeah,
that's the kind of stuff that I think. It can't
be anonymous, not farming out your information. It can't be.
There have to be bad actors involved somewhere.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
And the argument always pops up with a lot of people,
what's really awful for the environment. Well, I'm under the
impression it's not as awful as people once said it was.
It doesn't like it doesn't burn down a forest every
time you ask it a question.

Speaker 7 (34:45):
No, so according to it, which it could be lying
it says, a long conversation, so I've had some really
long conversations with it. Are the same as streaming a
TV show for thirty minutes, which we all do all
the time. If you fall asleep with your TV on,
Apparently are causing more damage. But they say that when
it gets into the corporate world and big companies are
using it to talk to people constantly, that's where it

(35:07):
becomes much more detrimental because they're using it on such
a large scale.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Well, again, I believe it saying it's not as detrimental
to environment in the environment as people have said. At
the same time, I'm not convinced. Yeah, yeah, it's totally secure.

Speaker 10 (35:24):
But all these things scare me. Like yesterday, even my
Apple Watch, Like I'm just sitting there and I think
I was talking to someone and someone said, blah blah blah,
it's such a bitch, you know. The Apple Watch goes,
I'm sorry, did I say something to offend you? And
I was like, I didn't even talk to you. I
didn't say anything to do I taught it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Here you chat GBT. Yeah, I'm sure, Oh my god,
what's going on? What's going to happen within the year.
It's going to be just so commonplace where these conversations
will sound so archaic.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Of course, so they say one out of I believe
it's one out of four teenagers right now consider chat
GPT to be one of their friends. Like they talked
the Front, what's gonna happen one day here we go.

Speaker 10 (36:05):
It's gonna be like one of those hologram Chat GPT
where you can make it a person, and it's going
to come into your room and become I'm telling.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
You would to give me a massage.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
Oh wow, it's coming and.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Talk to me. All right, let's get into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, what's going on?
All right?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
President Trump is ordering federal law enforcement officers to patrol Washington,
d C. The White House made the announcement yesterday, saying
the effort will start as a week long operation but
can be extended as needed. The move started at midnight,
led by the US park Police. It will include officers
and agents from the FBI, DEA, ATF and ICE. It
came a day after Trump said he'd consider taking control

(36:41):
of the DC Police Department after an attack on a
former Doge staff member. The US Air Force is denying
early retirement to some transgender service members. That's according to
a report from Reuters, which says all transgender service members
between fifteen and eighteen years of service will not be
granted their early retirement. Instead, and all fourth memo says
they'll have to choose between quitting or being forced out

(37:03):
with no retirement benefits. Despite this, the Air Force has
reportedly approved early retirement for transgender soldiers with over eighteen
years of service. And finally, ultra processed foods seem to
be taking over all of our diets. We all know that.
According to a first of its kind CDC report, about
sixty two percent of kids and teens daily calories come

(37:24):
from ultra processed foods compared with fifty three percent for adults.
That is a lot of ultra processed foods that we
are eating every day. Researchers found the top source of
those processed foods were sandwiches like burgers, hot dogs, peanut butter,
and jelly, followed by baked goods like salty snacks and
sugary drinks. I'm sorry salty snacks and sugary drinks. The
report also found that adults with higher incomes tended to

(37:45):
eat fewer ultra processed foods. And we know that it's
just so bad for your health. If you can stay
away from it, Yeah, do that. And those are your
three things.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Speaking of processed foods, isn't Nate coming back with our breakfast?

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Sometimes you have some point?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
How about little edged sharing? What do you say, azizun
love it?

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Show me.

Speaker 18 (38:15):
N I want to be nowhere but here, wish this
stuff shouldn be one in the space. Should I be
tangled in baptist your plow be close to your face.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
Tomorrow can wake.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
It's some time in this place.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
The sun is away. The magnet on me.

Speaker 16 (38:41):
I don't care what they say. We can do it
our way. In the Clochester game, come and play.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
The night.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
Show me.

Speaker 16 (39:00):
To too much.

Speaker 18 (39:19):
I want to get lost in your oceans down. I
wanna be careless and freak. I wanna live here with
the Bomas with fun. I wanna be our best.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
You seek to mark and wait.

Speaker 16 (39:35):
There's time in this place till the sun is away,
and be like a magnet on me. I don't care
what they say. We can do it our way. And
the Glorchester game, Come and play.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
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Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Hey, so this weekend, what are you doing? What's up?
What are you guys up to? What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (41:10):
Well, my son's getting his wisdom teeth out today, so
that's you know, bum what am I doing?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
So he's useless this week?

Speaker 10 (41:17):
So that's it? Really, honestly, I think we're just like
low key this week.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
That's not a bad thing.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
I'm going out with one of my friends tonight and
then tomorrow I'm going to see Joy Yeah in the
musical absolutely for the play, and going to dinner with
a friend tomorrow after that.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Do you have things to do?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Froggy, what are you up to this weekend?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I've got Riley Green and Ella Langley concert tonight and
then tomorrow night going to the Jaguars Pittsburgh Steelers preseason
football game.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Oh look at that? What preseason?

Speaker 20 (41:45):
What?

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Yeah, it's s yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Oh no, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
No, no no.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
It's way too early in the summer for that. It
always means way way too early in the summer. Sorry, scary.
What do you doing this weekend?

Speaker 17 (41:58):
I cannot wait for Sunday because Jenkinson's at the beach.
They're having a reunion for Temptations and Seaside Heights, that
old school party they used to have. They're bringing it
to Janks Beach on sund Lots of gold chains at
the shore, Nate.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (42:12):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 13 (42:13):
The world is my I got like five things that
I could do, and he's just gonna be dependent upon
the mood that I'm in.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
At ten am today, Yeah, Scotty, Scotty B. What are
you doing this weekend?

Speaker 21 (42:24):
And again, well, the major thing is I'm packing up
a truck and driving down to Florida to move my
daughter to college on Monday.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Wow.

Speaker 21 (42:31):
But I also believe that there's still some sort of
event happening tomorrow night.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
For me, something's happening tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, wow, I don't know what he said. But it
sounds great.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
Convinced something's happening tomorrow night for him.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
I will Is this the surprise birthday party? I think
so there is no surprise birthday party? Okay, see all
tomorrow night. Oh god, can't wait. Not happening. Hey, Diamond, Diamond,
what are you doing this weekend?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I'm heading down to Virginia to visit family.

Speaker 10 (43:01):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that doesn't sound fun.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Well, it is going to be fun, hopefully.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
She parties with her family the way that we party
with our friends.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Oh really, yeah, I take that back. That sounds fun.

Speaker 10 (43:12):
Yeah, but you know sometimes they go overboard and it's
not as fun because you start arguing because everybody's drunk and.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Some of the typical family skirmishes.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
So it could be amazing or it could be the
worst weekend of my life.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Who knows.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Ye, get your weekend together.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
What do you do with this?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I don't know, I don't know. I want to get back.
I need to get what is that? Oh that's Diamond.
I want to get out into nature. I want to
get out there and take some walks. I think it's
the weather, nicest.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Harvest.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Some cucumbers or something.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I have to get out and I have to get
out into that garden. I've been away from it for
four days and it's a different garden every day.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
You know that.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Of course, that's so cool.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I mean, zucchinis are growing like an inch a day,
maybe more, every fat, fat, long zucchinis. Mind you do that. Well,
here it comes, and we got tomatoes. I don't know
this tomato. I don't know what to do all with
all of them. Yeah, we want to bring them in
and I know that I've got to find some organization
in my area that will take them because people neat

(44:12):
food and I got food. That's that weekend. We have
this melon that we found growing. I don't even know
how it was planted. It was planted last year and
it came back again this year. It's called like a
black cross melon or something. It's it's it is like
a zucchini watermelon. I've never had this in my life. Wow,

(44:32):
I don't know. Call Alex, you'll know.

Speaker 10 (44:33):
This is like a half vegetable, half fruits, a zucchini watermelon.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Well, zucchinis and watermelons are there. Zucchinis are fruits. Actually
aren't they are they? Yeah, they are aren't zucchinis.

Speaker 9 (44:44):
Fruits?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, seeds inside.

Speaker 10 (44:46):
Oh do you know what I'd love to have right now?
Fried zucchines. A little parmesan cheese on.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
The didn't hurt anyway.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
Oh yeah, is it edible?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
The one that grew cours is edible, But it's it's
not it's not a sweet melon. It's a melon, but
it's zucchini. It's weird. Oh, we got Alex. We got Alex.
We got a melon question for you. I'm sorry to
bother you. Hi, Hi, we're on the air. Please don't
use foul language. Hey, what's that? What's that mystery melon

(45:16):
we have growing in the uh in the garden? Oh jeez,
I forgot the name of it. It's like a black
diamond melon, so what Yeah, it's not a sweet melon though.
It's like it's just plain tasting it. It doesn't have
like a real good taste to it. We're trying to
figure out why, like, why does it exist?

Speaker 5 (45:36):
I mean, is it?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I have no clues. Well, some people must like that
things with no taste. That's why I married you. But
I know it's zucchinish, but it's well, you said black
cross melon.

Speaker 13 (45:54):
So I looked up black cross melon, and it is
likely the criss cross watermelon, originallyating from the Hawksberry and
Dixie Queen watermelon.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
It is the term. There's the word black in the title.

Speaker 7 (46:05):
I think black melon.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
And it tastes like a cucumber too. Yeah, it's got
it's weird.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
So this is saying that melon and zucchini can't cross pollinate,
but zucchini can with lemon.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Lemon, now, so it's more of a cucumber. Melon.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
You can do it with cucumber.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Okay, okay, So are you saying that when the sun
goes down, my my vegetables are out there doing it
cross pollinating.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
Those bees are up to no good.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
So what's going on at the zoo today?

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Not that I'm just having a cup of coffee?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
What we do? Every time I call him, he's either
on the toilet or having coffee. All right, Well, what
are we doing this weekend? Everyone else has something to do?
We have nothing. I don't know. You come up with
a plan. You can't, We can't. We just do nothing.
Can we go for a ride? Can we drive over
to Bucks County? Can we just do something different?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
That sounds good? All right, I'm down for that for
a little hig little all right, I gotta go, but
thank you. I love you, like uh Scotty. Scotty has
an answer. Yes, what I think I know what it is?
Is it a go goots?

Speaker 21 (47:10):
No, My Italian neighbors have those things and they.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Go goots.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
The translation of goots is several things. To me, goots
is zucchini and eggs for breakfast, right, and what goot is?

Speaker 21 (47:23):
Yeah, I think she always brings over these massive, long things,
like look at my goots this year.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
To me, that's what it is, like, Hey, you got
a big.

Speaker 10 (47:29):
Set of goots on you.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Over there, it's a big zucchini.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
It's a long, thin, green squash.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
It's also known as the cukuza.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
That's right, that's a Sicilian word, cuza.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
Cakuza sounds like a Japanese game.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I don't Knowkuzza sounds like where you put your I know,
but you know, I have an Italian friend whose grandmother
come out of a Sunday moment.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I'm making some good goot.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
It was always zucchini with eggs.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
That's a big Yeah, that's a problem. You have to
get that one checked.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Uza that it's interesting. I'll tell you a story about Cucuza.
So Alex had an English teacher years ago in high school.
Her name was her last name, it was Cocuza. Mm
and uh, she was a trip man. She's got a story,
a story. I don't I don't think that was her

(48:28):
real name. I think that was a stage name. Do
you know anyone in life, maybe in professional life. I'm
talking about not in show business or whatever, but like
an insurance agent or whatever. You know that they just
didn't like their names, so they took out a different name.

Speaker 10 (48:42):
My friend, his last name was Lipshitz, oh, and he
changed it to something else, whispering, I don't know. It
was Jay Lipshitz and he changed the last names.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Okay, I mean, have.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
We worked with so many people who have just changed
their names?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Well? I know, but but but you know that are
there people who hide it, like from I don't know
anything the movie. But yeah, but this this teacher, her
name was Cacusa and back then they called it gender
reassignments is what they called And they found out that
she had once been a man. Okay, and this is
way before the conversation. Was the conversation It is today, right,

(49:19):
and uh, they didn't find out until after they graduated
high school. And then it's it's this could be a screenplay,
this woman's life. If you had missed Cacusa on Staten
Island as a teacher, this is a story to be told.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
I won't to know how they found out.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
They said she was a great teacher and she was
a lot of fun, So what's that scary?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I knew a Christina Cacuza in Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
I don't think he was a real name.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
That's like when I meet people and they're like, I
have an Indian friend. Do you know them?

Speaker 8 (49:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (49:51):
I probably don't. Yeah, not related, and I don't think
I know them. They do that.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
To my husband, who's British, They're like, I have a
British friend. He doesn't know everybody who's Beenish.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
To the gays too, I know a gay guy, know
you know him? I know this gay guy from Seattle,
do you know him?

Speaker 7 (50:06):
You guys will get along so well based on what.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Look people are texting h they're saying miss Kakuza was
a legendary. Really, yeah, people from Wagner High School instead
of people all knew, Miss Cucuza.

Speaker 10 (50:16):
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Anyway, so back to googoots.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
It actually looks delicious. I googled it.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 7 (50:24):
It's zucchini and eggs.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
That's it. Yeah, this is the dumbest conversation we've ever
had on the show.

Speaker 9 (50:30):
Much.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Do you know what a good Goots was?

Speaker 7 (50:32):
I had no idea. There's so much Italian stuff that
you guys talk about that I've never heard of. So
I'm like, oh, write that down.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
There's a lot of it we don't bring up. Yeah,
because it's it cannot be described and cannot be translated. Okay,
who's coming over for over for the morning? Gogoots? You Goots,
I'll be there. And I tried to get Nate to
come out to the to the farm when you were there.
We hit up farm stands. We just go out.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
You got nothing this weekend?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Go see know want out if you want? No big
deal anyway, what else can we talk about that? We
just oh, we have to take a break. Yeah, oh yeah, okay,
we have to take a break.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
When you go home. What take take your phone and
use the little app that identifies fruits, vegetables and flowers
and you can find out.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Well, that's how we found out about it the first time.
Oh it was some Yeah, we'll do it again. Okay,
I'm sure it's in his memory. Anyway, this is an
August show obviously.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Clearly does that mean it's like, you.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Know, it's a Friday we're talking about we're talking about
Concuza's and Go Goots. My apologies, we'll move on.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Hey, it's Nicki Minato. This is Rihanna.

Speaker 7 (51:43):
Hey, this is Lady Gaga.

Speaker 15 (51:45):
You're listening to Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (51:51):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Happened the return of Michael Oppenheimer. My mother telemarketing phone calls.
My mom's your typical Italian lady who goes nuts when
she's annoyed by anything. Therefore, wouldn't it be hilarious if
she got a call from mister Michael Oppenheimer played by
her own Scary Jones. Well, Kristin, thank you, Kristin. We

(52:15):
are now going to phone tap your mom. Scary Jones
as mister Michael Oppenheimer, it's gonna call your mom at home.
As Kristin listens in in the background, let's listen into
today's phone.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
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But swivel sweeper the best, most convenient cordless sweper ever.
How are you doing today, min I'm doing fine. We'd
like to send you one of our cordless swivel sweepers.

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I'm really not interested, but I thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
The swivel sweeper is for use in the kitchen, the
family room, the dining room, the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (52:46):
I'm really not interested, thank you.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
It swivels three hundred and sixty degrees for easy movement
around furniture.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
Interested.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Hello, hello, oh, yes, this is mister.

Speaker 8 (52:59):
Please don't call back again. I do not want a
swivel sleeper. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Even the cleanest of houses can use a visit from
the cordless swivel sweeper.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
I don't want the sleeper. Please do not call here again.
I'm not going to answer the phone.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Hello, Yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
I told you I don't want it.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Okay, what if I took ten dollars off the shot?

Speaker 8 (53:23):
But if it took nothing, okay, I don't want the sweeper.
Do not call again. What if I do not call again?
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Complimentary shipping and handling. Hello, Hello, Hi the quote.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
Ye, look, my husband's a crap. Okay, I understand I
don't want to be bothered. I said, I don't want
the swivel sweeper. Leave me alone.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
You do understand that the cordless swivel sweeper as you?

Speaker 8 (53:48):
Yes, Look, I'm going to say, this is the last time.
I don't want you swivel sweeper, and I don't want
to be annoyed.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Is there a chance you might change your mind in the.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
Absolutely no chance? Okay, because you're kissing me off. You
don't call me every five minutes after I tell you no.
What's the problem.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Can I send you some literature?

Speaker 8 (54:04):
Ma'am, I don't send me anything. Okay. Look, I wouldn't
buy it now if you gave it to me for nothing.
Do you understand me? You kissed me off because you
keep calling back. Now stop it. But ma'am, I don't care.
There is no button.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
You rate with me for no reason.

Speaker 8 (54:19):
Man, for no reason. I told you no, I don't
want it. You call back six fines. I think that's
the reason I want you to enjoy. No and no
means no, do not this house again.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
But we want to do.

Speaker 8 (54:29):
I don't want anything.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
We want you to enjoy this technology matter.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
It's revolutionary.

Speaker 8 (54:34):
I don't give a damn what it is. I wouldn't
buy it now if you if you gave it to
me for nothing, Okay, man, if you act.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
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Speaker 8 (54:43):
I don't care. Leave me alone, Do not call me back,
Not call me back.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
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Speaker 8 (54:50):
Give it what it is. Okay, I don't care. It runs,
don't care, minutes back, call me back, me back, call me.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Back forty five minutes.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
I don't care. I wouldn't bite it now because it
piss me off.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
It has four waight action brushes. It reaches those hard
to reach places, ma'am. It picks up dirt and pet hair,
and I don't care.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
What it picks up.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Okay, Well, do you have top floors, ma'am?

Speaker 8 (55:20):
Look?

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Do you have cards?

Speaker 8 (55:21):
I'm not going to answer you anymore. Do not call
my house.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Do you have wood?

Speaker 8 (55:26):
Did you just hear me? Did you just hear me? Look,
I'm hanging up. Do not call my house again, But
the next time I'm going to get a trace on you.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
I will throw it. I'll throw these removable dust.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Sweep again.

Speaker 8 (55:44):
You don't understand English. Look, I'm tracing this black wall. Okay,
I'm telling you now, and I'm going to either sue
you or report it to your supervisors. Now, don't call
me again.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
It comes with a built in seven point what part
of no?

Speaker 8 (55:56):
I don't you want to don't you want to stay?

Speaker 5 (55:58):
The seven point two volte recharged?

Speaker 8 (56:00):
It goes on? But is that amazing?

Speaker 5 (56:02):
It's my job to sell these today.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
I don't give a damn. I said no. Take no
for an answer. If you have getting your number, I'm
tracking the call right now.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
I'm going to.

Speaker 8 (56:11):
Report it to your supervisor.

Speaker 9 (56:14):
If you have carpet this goes on?

Speaker 8 (56:16):
Is call here again?

Speaker 5 (56:17):
It's a product for you, ma'am.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
What's your supervisor's name and the phone number?

Speaker 5 (56:23):
My supervisor is mister Duran.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
Mister Duran. And does he have a number, mister Duran?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Yeah, it's a one eight hundred two four to two
zero one hundred Okay.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Mister Duran? How much you want to bet? If I
call this number? I won't get mister Duran.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
I believe it's a very good chance you'll get mister
Duran if you call that phone number. Yeah, and you
know what else, you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 8 (56:46):
No, you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
This is scary Jones from Elvis Durant in the Morning Shell.
And your daughter's playing a joke on you.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
That's great, thank you. I'm gonna get my ass kicked.
I think she's gonna get a day.

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Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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Speaker 2 (57:37):
You know it's Friday, Good morning, my.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Friends, and of course, so I'll hope the weekend.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Let's celebrate today.

Speaker 20 (57:46):
Yeah, I've been dancing around getting ready, making a mess
of my face.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
But I'm having a blessing.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
If you got mellow, but It's Frieday.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
You know what, last night was amazing. We were at
Hudson Yards outside under what's that noise? Uh? Froggy froggy,
charl We were outside under the stars at Hudson Yards
last night. An incredible concert, the Z one hundred Summer Bash,
presented by Wells Fargo and of course our friends at Duncan,
Atlanta's Paradise Island, the Bahamas. They were there to put

(58:27):
on the Fun Fun Pops and Juliet on Broadway, Luthonza,
Once Upon a Coconut Delicious. Also the US Army of
New York City recruiting Station, they were there. Look what
a night. Did you have a good time?

Speaker 7 (58:39):
I had a blast highlight? Oh okay, this is gonna
be my around the room. But I'll just say it now.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
The highlight, don't waste it.

Speaker 7 (58:46):
Okay, it's okay. The highlight was hanging out with Daniel
and Dina before it all started, because we all get
together and then we get ready and it's so fun
and it just brings a really good energy to the
place where we're going. And then hanging out with them
there too. It was just like a nice yay.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Oh yeah, she likes, she likes.

Speaker 10 (59:00):
I'm bringing up Dama's next time.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
By the way, we did talk about this.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I'm never going to be in your late line of
favorite people.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
This is a lie. Here's the thing. I was looking
for pictures of posts right, and I didn't have any
of him. Could you find him yesterday or was he
always talking to.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
People talking about it was working?

Speaker 10 (59:17):
We saw you when we did the interview with Lewis
Capaldi and that was it.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah, Lewis Capaldi was there, Julian Michaels and gosh, it
was just an amazing show. Over eleven thousand people all outside.
It was incredible. Also, Dom and Errella was there, Magnus
Farrell was there performing up and coming artists. We love
having the you know, the goats and also the up

(59:41):
and coming goats and it was great. So thank you
for coming out to Z one hundred Summer Bash. Thank
you to Wells Fargo and all of our friends who
came out. It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 10 (59:49):
The jalapeno margarito was really good.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Well, I mean did you have two?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Only two?

Speaker 10 (59:55):
So I was good?

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Cocktail? Yeah, that was it. Nice. Right, Let's go around
the room. Now I'm gonna go around the room. Since
you just used your around the room, are gonna come
up with another way?

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
I have one?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Should I come to you later? Whatever you want, all right,
we'll start with Froggy. Probably what's on your mind today?

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Some some neighbors of ours wanted to do something nice
for us, so they offered to fix some baked ZD.
And so they asked what we wanted, and I told,
I know, it's sacrilegious. I said, please put no ricotta
cheese in mind. He's like what He's like, you can't
make big ZD without ricotta cheese. So he did it
for me, and he put ricotta on the side, so
that list it could have like no way it's supposed
to be. But I'm sorry if I just don't like

(01:00:32):
ricotta cheese, and I know it drives Daniel, it's a problem,
but I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
It's just I had Big ZD without ricotta cheese. It
needs it. Yeah, maybe the next time they could do
nice bechamel sauce. What's that. It's a lot different. Look
it up. Okay, A lot of people can make lasagna
with either ricotta or with bechamel. Bechamelle is like their
original old school way to do it all right, Yeah,

(01:00:58):
look it up. It's great, Dani, you so.

Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
Mayer nd him. Actually is almost similar to what Gandhi
was gonna say, because we are so blessed to work
with the people that we work with, be surrounded, to
be surrounded. Because Gandhi and I had honestly the best time,
so much fun yesterday, eating snacks, getting ready, talking about sleepovers,
and then we got there and we had even more fun.

(01:01:22):
It was just fun. And Diana is the best, and
our listeners are the best, and everyone we work with,
and honestly, we are just so blessed to be together
and have each other and it's just so nice.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Yeah, it is. So we ran into the nicest guy
at the very end of the night. Yeah, he started
crying and then we started almost.

Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
Round were crying because he's a big fan and he
loved us, and he was listening for years. And even
our Uber driver has been listening for years Uber and
he loves us. It's just a love fest. It's very nice,
you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
So many people come together. I heard to put these big,
beautiful events on. Yes, and one I have to say
hi to Festo. Yes, we've been working with Infestal since
he was a kid. Now he runs these events and
he's just the nicest guy. He always keeps us going
and moving. He's just incredible. There's a lot of people
and they know who they are. Daniel, Hey, Daniel, did yours?

(01:02:15):
How about you? Producer, Nate?

Speaker 13 (01:02:17):
Okay, baseball players aren't the only people that should check
their swings. I was on the sidewalk walking yesterday and
there was this dude and he was doing this walking okay,
swinging his arms back and forth, and my area got grazed.
I was close to getting fisted in the nets. So

(01:02:39):
watch your swings of your arms, people, That is dangerous.
You're gonna hit somebody and it ain't gonna be pleasant.
So he never really hit it, like he grazed it.
Would you like me to do that for you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Ma fist your neds. He got to meat gra He
grazed my meat. I didn't like it. Oh yeah, so yeah,
watch so yeah, watch those big flailing arm moves. Don't
be guys, theatrazer it is. And by the way, did
we have a rule here stop hitting the furniture sting it.

(01:03:11):
It's so it's so irritating.

Speaker 10 (01:03:12):
We just get pass.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. There are
people that are listening with their earbuds and stuff, and
when you do that, it makes their it makes their
ear drums boom. All right, I'm just telling you this furniture.
This is not good furniture, terrible. This is the studio
for scary. What's up?

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
So?

Speaker 17 (01:03:31):
I wore this T shirt to the beach on Monday,
and when I got home, I'm rather than throw it
in the hamper, I smelled it and I'm like, it
smells like sunblock.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
It smells like summer. So I'm giving it another world today.

Speaker 17 (01:03:44):
I'm wearing it because I just want to feel like summer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
I feel smell me els. Just take a stiff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
No, it smells like sunblock.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
It smells like the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
It's a good smell.

Speaker 17 (01:03:55):
That's why all morning long, I've been feeling like I'm
at the beach because of the smell of this T
shirt that I'm wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
I don't want the stink.

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
To go away. Isn't that weird?

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
No, I don't think it's a good smell. Stink is negative?

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Is that it's a sense not no sense?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
You know what, if you want to feel like that
roll into the Sandals Caribbean green room. That's not a
stink at all, not at all.

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
Gandhi, Okay, we were talking about you specifically. Just said
you'll never be on my list of favorite people. First
of all, you totally are. But second of all, can't
start with me. Now, listen you listen to me. Can
you be best friends with someone if you've never been
to their place of where they live, their place of residence.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I think you can.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
You can because you and I are besties. You've never
been over, not one time. And I was thinking this yesterday.
I said, I even said it to you yesterday. I
was like, you have never come over, and Danielle's been over,
Scary's never been over, Nate's never been over. Yeah, there's
only like a handful of people haven't been over.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I tell you why, this is a different situation. I
see you for four hours every single.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Morning, so you'll see where I live, and I will
never use my bathroom.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
I do want to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I'm gonna come over here. I'm gonna come over from
Papa Squad. Whenever you want me there, I will do it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
I want you guys to come over. I want to
have a little sip and sea at my apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Oh yeah, I'll come over.

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
I love Jersey City. I just there's no reason to
ever go there.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
I just don't have your staff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Man, I live in New York City. Everywhere else do
I want to be?

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Just saying I don't think you can bestises unless someone's
come to your house.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Okay, I guess I'll just not be your bestie.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
Then.

Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
No, you're coming over and you're gonna enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Do come over.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
Okay, good, it's happening. You guys all heard it. I'm
having a party. The show will be there, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Just no, I'm pretty sure, Sam, Sam, what's going on
with you today?

Speaker 8 (01:05:32):
So?

Speaker 15 (01:05:33):
Today is day one of something for me, and I
already failed. So I made a friend and she loves
to meditate. She's one of those crazy people who could
do it raw dog like. She doesn't even use an app.
She just sits there and meditates every morning. And I'm like,
that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
I want to.

Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
Start doing that and treating my brain well.

Speaker 15 (01:05:48):
So she challenged me to do it before work today
and I realized just before around the room that I forgot.
So day one total failure.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
But I'm gonna start again.

Speaker 15 (01:05:56):
I'm going to try and make tomorrow my day one
of meditating, and I'm going to myself into a total
peaceful brain.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Just do you guys?

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Watch Look? You know that's when I meditate is in
the morning, when the lights are still off and it's quiet,
and it's before I get into the craziness of this
room and then we ruin it. There's only a time
to meditate, it really is.

Speaker 15 (01:06:13):
I mean, for me, it's a great It's a really
smart way to start your day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Yeah, so you can always tell the days I've meditated.
I'm in a good mood, so.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
No days, screw you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
You know anything I can get from meditation is it
totally totally negated when you come in? Hey, anyway, I
love that meditation is such an important thing. Please, if
you haven't given a run, given a run, and I
will happily come over to your apartment. I would love
to do that. Meditate like a fun summer song. What

(01:06:46):
do you got? Oh? Yeah, you have never read No
Fetti Wop is.

Speaker 13 (01:06:56):
Six seven nine, right, lady, You're so funny?

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Oh yes, Minnesota, where the Remy Boys? You gotta find
the Ramy Boys. He's in prison in Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Yes, drug charges.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
God, he's been in a while. They pinched him hard.

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
I think they said he got like six years.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
Yeah, he won a couple he went in a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 10 (01:07:25):
I like that song, though.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I gotta say, well, Nate, Nate had a White Boys
troke over here having a party. Here's you're gonna play?

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
What did you just say?

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
You want to what?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
You're what?

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
I got? Everybody?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
No, No, let's move on, Let's get wow. Three things
when need know? Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
A wildfire in the Los Angeles area has prompted an
emergency proclamation from the La County Board of Supervisors. The
Canyon Fire so burning in Ventura County yesterday afternoon and
quickly grew to about fifteen hundred acres. So far, it
has not been contained. Officials have issued evacuation orders and
warnings four thousands of people near the city of Santa Clarita.
The FAA says it plans to hire eighty nine hundred

(01:08:15):
air traffic controllers over the next three years. The Federal
Aviation Administration released a workforce plan with details on how
it will address a shortage of air traffic controllers here
in the US. The report ads, however, that it expects
to have only about one thousand additional certified controllers by
the end of twenty twenty eight because of washouts among
its recruits. The report comes after sixty seven people died

(01:08:37):
last January and that mid air collision in Washington, DC
that was attributed in part to a shortage of air
traffic controllers. And we know that has been ongoing as
far as drama goes, ever since. And finally, I told
you guys yesterday about that twelve year old who poured
boiling water on his brother as part of that hot
water challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah, stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Well, now he's facing charges because he severely burned his
brother doing that social media prank. County officials said. The
twelve year old boiled that water and the microwave them
poured it on his sleeping nine year old brother. The
child was participating in the hot water challenge, where boiling
water is dumped on someone who's not expecting it. He's
charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment and he's just
a child. Do not do this. This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
How old is the brother nine? The one who poured
the water.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Oh god, twelve and nine?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Yeah, shouldn't it twelve? You know better, I would think so.

Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
I mean, there's clearly some stuff going on here, but
this is a terrible, terrible challenge. Do not do it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
No one should be doing this. Salt, do not throw
hot water on people. No, don't tell anything at anyone, right,
stop it.

Speaker 14 (01:09:40):
That's weird, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:09:43):
All right, why am I reaching for the elite bottle? Well,
yesterday's leg day is catching up with me today. With
just one pill, a leap provides up to twelve hours
of body.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Pain relief to keep me moving. So use as directed,
Elvis Duran in the Morning. I don't know if you noticed,
but earlier this week, our Froggy was out for a
few days and for a very very very important reason.
And Frog decided that he wanted to wait until today

(01:10:18):
to talk about what's going on. And so Froggy, our brother,
he wants to talk about something very very important going
on in his life. So where do you want to start? Frog?

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Sunday afternoon, I was having a very normal day. Everything
was like normal. I woke up, spent some time with
the pups, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Took him for a walk. We had a really rainy
day here.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
In Jacksonville on Sunday and then so it stopped raining
about six point thirty in the afternoon, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Decided I was going to go for a walk.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
And I normally would have taken all the dogs with me,
but I didn't, and I went by myself, and I
came back home and I opened my garage door, and
I looked at my watch as I went up my
garage door. It was seven twenty seven and I walked
in the door and only one puppy met me at
the door. And I opened up the freezer to get
some ice because I was hot for my walk, and

(01:11:09):
usually both dogs run over to the freezer. Only one
came over, and I looked at him and I said,
where's your brother at dude, And he walked over to
the corner of the of our living room rug and
he looked down at the floor, and he looked up
at me, and he looked back down at the floor
and he looked up at me. And I walked over

(01:11:31):
and the most amazing dog in the whole world was gone.
We lost Rocky Roue on Sunday about seven thirty at night,
and it was I just sheer panic. I mean, Elvis,
you were the I called my mom and dad. My
mom and dad lived it out five minutes from me,
so I called him and I said, you got to
come over here. I didn't know what to do, was

(01:11:52):
in sheer panic. And then I realized, now, the more
I've thought about it, I called you. You're fifteen hundred
miles away, right, And I called you, and I'm like, Elvis, Oh,
like Elvis, you gotta help me. And I don't even
remember what I said to you. I think I probably
said Rocky's dead. And Lisa was out of the country.
She was in Grenada. That was the worst phone call

(01:12:13):
I've ever had to make in my whole life. I
had to call my son, he's working in DC for
the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
I was all alone, and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Thank god for our neighbors, who were amazing came over
and took a very chaotic, wild situation and calmed down,
calmed me down, and calmed the situation. And the listeners
have been great. But our lives are completely turned upside down.
He honestly, and I know everybody, you everybody. We love

(01:12:42):
our animals. Our animals are the greatest things in our
whole lives. Rocky Roue was special. He had these eyes
that it looked like you were talking to a human
being when you talk to him. And unfortunately nine years
was all the time that we had with him. I
was very blessed to be his dad for nine years
and we were blessed to be his family.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
But I just.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
He's got something else he's got to do, and so
he's gone. But we still have Rex and we love
Rex day death, and he's having a really hard time
because he's been with Rocky every day of his whole life.
He's never been with on him. But Lisa got home
from Grenada on Tuesday or early early Tuesday morning, about

(01:13:26):
five am. She flew into Miami. The flight was delayed
and had to drive home. We asked to go see
Rocky one more time. Lisa want enclosures so she could
go see him. So we went and spent some time
with him on Tuesday and Lisa as we were leaving,
Lisa was holding his paws and she asked him for
a sign, just give us a sign that you're okay.
And that was about Tuesday afternoon, around four we came

(01:13:49):
home and there was a storm and at the end
of the storm. Some neighbors were here and they walked
outside and they said, you may want to walk outside.
There was the most vivid, gorgeous, beautiful double over our
house on Tuesday afternoon, and we just I have to
believe that that was Rue telling us that he's okay,
that he has crossed the Rainbow bridge and gotten where

(01:14:11):
he needs to be. And so thank you to listeners.
You guys have been great. I was honored to share
Rocky with you through his Instagram and here on the
show and everything else. But just I'm telling you, I
know it's cliche. Life can change so fast and something
that you just I mean, I took for granted. I

(01:14:32):
went for a walk and came home. I thought both
my dogs would still be here. Cherish the people around
you and the things around you that you love and
that you cherish, and don't take one single second for granted,
because it is. I have no regrets with ru We
did everything under the sun for him and I loved
him so much. But don't take life for granted. It's

(01:14:53):
gone way too soon sometimes. And thank you to all
of you for being so great and so wonderful. And Danielle,
your mom loved ru.

Speaker 6 (01:15:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:15:02):
She has a picture of her with the dogs out
in her house. She loved them so much.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
And I was remember when you came over and played
in the floor with them and Scotty Bee spent time
with them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
And I just.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
Chaerish the things around you that you love. They are
gone way too soon. We don't get a chance to
say goodbye sometimes, and so just if you have that moment,
just take it, trust me and thank you Elvis for
being just so wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Wish I could have been there for you. You know
you were, but you know, your your neighbors, your neighbors.
You know, I was thinking you did call me in
a panic. You said, oh my god, Rocky's dead. Rocky's dead,
And I'm thinking, what can I do? And you said,
I got to go. Lisa's calling, and so I was like, uh,
what I wanted to tell you was you need people

(01:15:46):
there with boots on the ground who can be with you.
And then you know, voila your neighbors to the rescue.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
And you know, yeah, at least on the phone said
to me, she said, run over to our friends, friends
that live across the street from us. She said, run
over to Chrisy's and I did, and I think I'm
banged on Christy's door. I sounded like I was probably
trying to knock the door down.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Because I was in such a panic.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
But Christy came over, and then our friends Natasha and
Doreen and Teresa and Brian and all of that, they
just they came over and in a completely chaotic situation
that you heard, became so calm as as they were,
like each person kind of did their own thing and
took charge and watched after Rex and comforted him and
comforted me, and then I got it's a place to

(01:16:28):
take him, and they were waiting on us when we
pulled in the parking lot and somebody drove me there
because I wasn't in a good spot to drive myself.
And our friends were so so important. The listeners have
been amazing. I just I can't think every one of
you enough. Every single person on this show has reached
out to me and sent me heartfelt texts because we're
all animal lovers and you understand. And it has been honestly,

(01:16:52):
and I've been through some rough things, you guys know.
I've had brain aneurysms and all the crap that's happened
in life. I can honestly tell you Sunday was the
worst day of my life. Never in my life I
would walk in and find him. But because of the
listeners and you guys, and our friends and my family
and his this is a learning example and we will

(01:17:12):
carry Rocky's legacy on through our hearts and through our
actions and and just and show he really was amazing.
He changed so many lives and I was lucky to have.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Him for the nine years I had him, as he
was lucky to have you. Yep, yeah, yeah, he was.
We loved him. So the conversation continued on with Alex
and me as Froggy was taking care of business in Jacksonville.
And even though Froggy and through speaking with his vet
and other doctors, he knows that there's most likely at

(01:17:43):
night at one hundred percent, there was no there was
nothing he could do to say Rocky. Rocky was so
far gone right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
The VET told me that because I did, and I
instantly went into what if I didn't go on the walk,
what if I had stayed here? And two vet it's
two different vets that don't even know each other, have
told me both that he had either a stroke or
a massive heart attack, and that had I they said,
had they been here with him, there's nothing they could
have done that what happened happened, and the peace of

(01:18:14):
mind that it was quick. They said, it probably took
about ten seconds. He got tired, he got weak, he
laid down and went to sleep. And so that gives
me peace of mind that he didn't struggle. And had
I here, I would have tried to help him and
probably stressed out. And had I taken him on the walk,
he would have passed away on the walk I would
have to carry him home. So it happened the way

(01:18:34):
it was supposed to happen, and I'm trying to take
comfort in that and knowing that this is it was
the best ending for him, and he deserved that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Look, you know, when our animals, be it dog or cat,
when they get sick, they don't they want to hide,
they don't want to be an it around anyone. They don't.
So I must assume Rocky was going through it was
easier for him just to lay down and go to sleep,
and he'd worry about you. He'd worry about what you're thinking,
you'd try to run from you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
You don't want that I never go on walks on
Sunday afternoon at seven o'clock. I'm usually getting ready to
you know, get things done and get ready for the
work week. But for some reason, it rained all day
and I just I never ever go for a walk,
and I did. I went for a walk and it
was thirty minutes that it was long enough just for
him to for him to do what he needed to do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
So Alex and I were talking in conversation as we
have two dogs, right, and I said, look, there's nothing
Froggy could have done for Rocky. What if we were
here with our dogs and we see one of them
in a very very very bad situation. Do we know
how to do CPR?

Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
And Alex said, I don't know how to do CPR
and a dog, do you? I said, no, no, clue
I tried. I don't know if what I did was
right or wrong, but it did nothing. Well, that's the thing,
you know, it probably most likely, as you know, would
not have helped in this situation. But what if it
could have, would you have known what to do? Most
likely not? And so I talked to him. My good
friend Samantha, who is certified in CPR for dogs, and

(01:20:05):
I said, well, all the clients you have, do they
know how to do cprs? You say, I don't think so.
And that's the thing. I'm like, well, why do we
not know how to do CPR on a dog or
a cat? Yeah, this is something we.

Speaker 10 (01:20:16):
Should know different than a human.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
I wonder, yes it is. And also I do have
in my phone the emergency twenty four hour vets we
can go to because our vet is not open on
weekends or Sundays or overnights. Do you know where to
take your dog or your cat if you can in
an emergency?

Speaker 10 (01:20:36):
I've been there twice so you know. Yeah, because Fred,
my cat, Fred died, almost died in front of us
more than once. That's how we found out he has
you know, bad lungs and he's on a steroid. And
thankfully we have VEG, which is our emergency vet, like
five minutes from us, and we rushed him in and
they saved his life.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Well, I say, you know, in honor in memory, Rocky,
let's do something positive for our pets. Let's know what
to do if we are in a situation that something
needs to be done. Yeah, CPR on your dog, on
your cat? Where do you take them if your vet
is closed. You don't want to be in a panic
at that point. You want to be able to go,

(01:21:15):
I need to do this, need to do it now,
and you just automatically go.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
That's a really good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I did not know what to do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
I mean, it was eight o'clock on the seven thirty
on a Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
I didn't know. I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Thank goodness, a lady that lives across the street from us,
she's a nurse, and she knew a surgeon who worked
at a twenty four hour VET that was not far
from us, and they were waiting for us when we
got there, and they handled it. And they have been
just truly unbelievable and helping us. And I've learned that
there's now a new way to cremate. We're going to

(01:21:47):
have is we're going to have him privately cremated, but
not in a standard way. They do now an aquamation
that's done with water and through alkalinity, and you get
a you get like a gel like substance that you
can eco friendly plant food. You can grow a tree
or a plant with it to give your animal life again.
And then you get the ashes of one hundred percent
of them in an urn. And so we're we're doing

(01:22:10):
I'm learning so much through this process that I really
probably never wanted to know, but it is a learning example.
And so Rocky is still even though he's not here,
He's still teaching while he's not here. And I just
I love him so much. I was the luckiest family
in the world to be able to spend nine years
with him. He was just incredible, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
And it's gonna hurt for a long time. It will
hurt forever. It just will, and it should. You know,
people get mad at me sometimes when I say that,
when they're hurting and they're grieving, like, oh, it hurts
so much, And I say it's supposed to hurt. It
really is supposed to hurt, that's the whole point. And
they look at me like, uh, but I don't like it.
You don't know I was supposed to like it. No,

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you're supposed to hurt.

Speaker 10 (01:22:53):
Maybe you'll visit you like like George. When my cat
George bath, he still visits us. I will feel something
jump on the back. I will look up. The other
cats are nowhere, and I say it to Sheldon at night.
George was here last night. He wanted to sit in
this spot.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
I'm telling you Rue is welcome anytime I would take him.
He come here a hundred times a day. Rue is
welcome always. I told you this the other day, that
it is such a bad situation, but Rocky was. He
loved everybody. He gave everybody a chance. He loved so hard,
and he didn't like animals can't talk. But he changed
our lives. And so I was telling you that I

(01:23:29):
want our family motto to be live like Rocky, moving forward,
talk less, love harder, and give everybody a chance in life.
There you go, and that's how Rocky can continue to
change our lives forever.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
So in addition to that, you know, let's think about
our our pets health and how we can help them
if we can. In an emergency, know what to do,
learn more about CPR, talk to your vet, find out
more or you can get certified. And also find out
where that twenty four hour emergency VET is located. If
your vet is closed, do that. This is something you

(01:23:59):
can do to day.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
So seconds are so precious. When this happens, it's and
it is panic. I remember I called my mom and
dad regularly I took my phone out of my pocket
when it happened, as after I had realized that it
was I couldn't do anything for him. I couldn't find
my parents a number to call it, and I called
him regularly. So panic sets in. So having a plan
in place is really truly important. It is, and you know,

(01:24:22):
forever live Rocky. And you know what I'm thinking about
that new cremation, cremation you're talking about. If I ever
did that, and when I do that for Max, if
he grows a tree, that tree will continue to pee,
it will rain urine, it will rain all over the place.

(01:24:45):
It'll never stop pee.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
And then and then one day when our when our all,
he has to go, it'll be a tree that poos
Pooh will come out of that tree and he will
live forever. Allie and Max through p and Pooh will
always be with us. But you know, the things you learn,

(01:25:07):
the things you learn about life and what you have
and what you had and what you want when things
like this happen. So God bless you and Lisa, thank you,
and Rex.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Rex is having a hard time. He's never never been
without him, and to see how different he is, and
we're trying to do everything we can for him, and
they said, just give him love and affection and he's
got to go through his his grieving and his his waves.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
He'll be fine. He's got you guys. Thank you, Froggy.
We love you, Froggy.

Speaker 13 (01:25:36):
You've been listening for years.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
And every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Elvis Da ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
You know it is new music Friday, and of course
with Sound Today, Garrett has new music. Did you guys
see that gift from Betty Crocker.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
Yeah, there's a breakdown happening in.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
The other.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Scotty, you gotta talk about it. It's so hilarious, Scotty.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Yeah, it looks like I stuck my finger. So Scotty's
so excited his tail's wagging. He runs up to me
with this big box. It says, you want to see
what Betty Crocker sent me for my birthday? I went,
oh my god, Betty Crocker, who don't love anything from
Betty Crocker cakes? So describe it? What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
Well?

Speaker 21 (01:26:26):
The box says, it's your birthday, have your cake and
eat it too, and I and it was all wrapped
nicely with a little Betty Crocker spoon.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
With my name on it.

Speaker 21 (01:26:33):
And I opened it up and I started peeling back
the little thing from the tray, and it looked like
there's a diaper explosion. Yes, but so there's a box
of Betty Crocker cake and some rich and creamy milk
chocolate frosting. But the milk and the frosty exploded. It
went everywhere. So it's all over the place, in the pan,
or the bottom of the pant, on my finger, under

(01:26:54):
my nails, it's everywhere. It looks like a kid pooped
in the box. And it's sticking to that yeah cover,
It's like and now it's on my carpet.

Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
I was in the other studio and all I heard
was screaming, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
It's under my nails. It's hilarious. It looks like a
kid pooped in the It's a beautiful gift for many Crocker.
I clean this pan. I want to keep the pants.
I wouldn't get near any of that. Do you think
I should reach out to them and ask for another No.
If you know someone at the Betty Crocker company, let
him know this thing. It was very thoughtful. This thing

(01:27:28):
pooped the bed it's very hilarious. It's very nice, thank you,
but it pooped the pan. Literally, poor Betty Daniellison. You
got to see this. You're reminded of you kids, didn't it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:40):
Andrew's babysitting today, So Andrew goes, Oh boy, I bet
I get a diaper like that today.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
The kid crocker and all over the house. All right, uh, Garrett,
it is new music Friday. It's not working. There is
the other one. What's wrong with this? It's not working.

Speaker 13 (01:28:01):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Okay, well, god, this is week over.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Don't you worry. Let's wrap it up now.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
No scary is gonna get that thing to work.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
It's not behaving.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Alay, go to another microphone. How about that. Let's not
just waste turn that one on over there, got microphone
that work?

Speaker 11 (01:28:24):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
What theyre? All right? Okay, all right lay new music
for med cheering. All right, this is called a little More.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
Yes, I hate you just a little.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
I don't like it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Everything did.

Speaker 10 (01:28:50):
Yeah, he could do anything, and I buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
All right.

Speaker 22 (01:28:53):
Marshmallow, he pooped the cake pan, Yeah, I buy it, alright,
Marshmallow and jelly roll. This is called Holy water, pour.

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
Out a little holdy water.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
You know, to work with marshmallow must be like the
the benchmark in your career. It sounds like a delicious
dessert though, marshmallow and jelly. Right, yes it does.

Speaker 22 (01:29:23):
It's very fattening, very later sugar. All right, MGK, his
new album is out. This is called Outlaw Overture.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Bedard and coming up on your next song, a little
presidential music. Yes, from Armin van Buren and Martin Garrick. No,
it was Martin van Buren.

Speaker 7 (01:29:52):
Yes, Martin van Buren for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Oh it's Martin. Wait no, oh Martin Martin van Buren
was a president. Are they related? AI? You never know?

Speaker 22 (01:30:04):
All right, this is Sleepless night.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Can you imagine President of van Buren walking into the
White House and playing this? All right?

Speaker 22 (01:30:28):
And then finally Jonas Brothers their album is out, and
let Danielle introduce the name of the next song, the
Mirror Mirror to the Sky.

Speaker 10 (01:30:37):
Yeah, says say.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
We had a great day with the Jones presidents yesterday.
Did they end the day with Jimmy fallon the Tonight Show?

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
They do some skits or something too, didn't they?

Speaker 22 (01:31:02):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Yeah, they dressed up like Wizards, Yes they did. Why not?

Speaker 10 (01:31:06):
Joe looks very cute at the Wizard and of course.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Joe's cute as it. Whatever. Anyway, what a day for
them yesterday. Don't forget Jonas Brothers album is officially out
as of midnight last night, and they kick off their
tour at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey on Sunday. So
you go, Garrett, You're good America. Thank you have a
good weekend too. Thank you so much. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:31:28):
Was that funny?

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
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Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
So you were in the Bahamas having dinner. Who was
at the table?

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
All of us were there? Who were there? But the
people are pifically speaking to where Abby and her sister
Andrew Brandon myself, I think that was it right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
It was also, Yeah, we love traveling with Abby by
the way and glad, So what happened? What conversation came up?

Speaker 7 (01:32:13):
So we started talking about, Hey, what is a weird
pet peeve that you have? What are things that just
take you off? And some of them were very understandable,
like if we're out and somebody ignores whoever we're with
to talk to us, doesn't even acknowledge, that's kind of annoying.
But then Abby slid in with some ridiculous ones that
then sent us down a weird path.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Abby pet peeves.

Speaker 11 (01:32:33):
When men have allergies, agreed.

Speaker 7 (01:32:41):
It's not so much.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
If you have any.

Speaker 7 (01:32:50):
Okay, maybe it's not so much a pet peeve as
much as it is.

Speaker 11 (01:32:52):
I'm just like, this is, how are you, like in
your thirties with a peanut allergy?

Speaker 8 (01:32:56):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Grow up?

Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
It just it feels childish than totally for women and children.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Hold on, hold on, these are lifelong allergies, are they not?

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Yeah? No, like it is.

Speaker 7 (01:33:10):
I'm just kind of like, I don't know, okay, I
kind of.

Speaker 11 (01:33:13):
I mean, two of my best friends are twins. But
I'm like, you're in your late twenties and you have
a twin, how old are you?

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
That's that's so childish?

Speaker 10 (01:33:22):
Away?

Speaker 11 (01:33:23):
No, nor do I want them to.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I just I, okay, give me more. These are great?

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
Oh she said, can I give one of these?

Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:33:32):
She said. Blonde men, you didn't grow out of that? Please?

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Blonde men.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
Being blond?

Speaker 11 (01:33:39):
No nothing, I love, trust me. There are plenty of
blonde men out there that I love that. It's not
that I find them unattractive. I just again, being blonde
is for women and children are I don't It doesn't
make sense to me, like, if you are past a
certain age as a man, you should have dark hair.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Well wait, what if you're gray?

Speaker 7 (01:33:58):
Like like, that's totally fine, that's normal.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
When I went a blonde, I should not have done that. No,
that's fine that you're saying that, because because you don't
want to.

Speaker 11 (01:34:07):
You know, you made a fun choice. That's totally different
than like somebody who's just like you're you're naturally blonde.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Blonde exactly pete fore they can't change it.

Speaker 11 (01:34:21):
And I just just it's I don't know, we're not
in kindergarten anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
People, it's.

Speaker 14 (01:34:29):
Girl.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Okay, what about guys with blue eyes? So sorry, Froggy,
you how childish.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Blue eyes are?

Speaker 7 (01:34:40):
Normal?

Speaker 11 (01:34:40):
Blue eyes are fine, I don't know. The blue eyes
are not. It's not like an only children thing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
You know, they have an only child.

Speaker 7 (01:34:50):
She doesn't appreciate when people cough like a toddler, like
I hate that. It makes me so angry.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Are you coughing like a toddler?

Speaker 8 (01:34:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Were you?

Speaker 11 (01:34:57):
Like, don't cover your mouth and you stick out your
tongue like young children do in public. It makes me
Really there was a there was a person on our
flight in front of me and Andrew, a grown man
who was doing that, and it was making me really angry.

Speaker 5 (01:35:08):
It was making me. Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Mean we all have pet peeves. I mean, for instance,
when I'm in the city walking to the sidewalk and
tourists stop and start walking backwards and looking up, pet peeve.
But that's a rational pet peeve, right.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
Yeah, totally. I'm not saying it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Shockingly.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Do you guys know Abby singles?

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
I do find it shocking that Abby single because she's
she's awesome, hilarious, hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
I have a pet peeve and it's about Abby.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
I hate what people.

Speaker 17 (01:35:46):
Ask for favors and then you do them the favor
and then they back out of wanting that favor like Abby.
Abby's like, hey, can you get me and eight people into.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
That hot restaurant on Saturday night? Could you make a
phone call for us?

Speaker 17 (01:36:02):
So I said, no problem, this is a place that
you's six people on a Saturday night primetime reservation at
a small restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
I did the thing, I got the favor done.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
They called me back, tied it up into a bow.

Speaker 17 (01:36:14):
And then I go back to Abbey and I said, here,
it is Saturday night, just like you wanted.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
And she goes, oh, yeah, I just asked my friend,
and we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
We don't really want it that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
I apologize a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
We're going to pass, but it wasn't.

Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
But I went to great.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
Sorry.

Speaker 17 (01:36:32):
It's like when I get people contract, not just you,
but I get people contract tickets for things, and then
all of a sudden, oh wait, wait, we can't go
that night.

Speaker 7 (01:36:39):
Forget it talking about maybe that was a painut Ali.
I felt really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
If that helped, maybe didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
She can I'm about scary. We all do, okay, yours
scary yells at me if I take leftovers, like I'm
just supposed to waste the food.

Speaker 6 (01:36:55):
And leave it there.

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
If it's not a clear if it's a clear container,
I'm not allowed to.

Speaker 17 (01:36:58):
Take it cool container left over because I look par
because it looks weird when people are staring at you
in the elevator, like, ooh, look at that food.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
I see you pre here's my pet peeve, here's my
scary pet peeve. You think people care? Yeah, this goes
back to it is it scary? How can you never
eat in a restaurant by yourself and go see a
movie by yourself because people will think I'm a loser.
No one's thinking about you. No one's thinking about you
across the room. They don't know you, they don't care.

Speaker 17 (01:37:22):
I've gotten over it because sometimes I get hungry, so
I actually have to go in by myself.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
But the movie thing, I'll never do at nine o'clock
at night, No way on.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
So what's everyone in the theater thinking about you? If
you're by yourself in the theater.

Speaker 17 (01:37:34):
Why is this person alone on a Saturday night, prime
time in the movie theater.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Is this a little bit of a narcissistic thing?

Speaker 7 (01:37:39):
It's craziness. He literally listen to me. I had, I
had my leftovers, I had a clear top. He said,
can you no, please, you're gonna walk down the street
with me in that and then get into my car
with clear leftovers.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Us are gonna think you're poar.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
I was like, oh god, no, that's weird.

Speaker 10 (01:37:53):
You know what, though, if I did see Scary sitting
in the theater by himself on a Saturday night, I
would check to see if his hands was down his pain.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
We think that about him all the time right now.
For instance, the king of pet peeves is Scotty b.
I have so many.

Speaker 21 (01:38:08):
I have so many, but I mean the one that
I think bothers me the most, which is really stupid,
is when people slurp. Like, if you slurp in my presence,
I will probably punch you.

Speaker 7 (01:38:19):
What is boring? Sex life?

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
What that one? I'll let slide.

Speaker 21 (01:38:25):
But like Nate will come in here and purposely slurp
his coffee in my ear that it makes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Me, It makes me insane.

Speaker 21 (01:38:32):
The wall you ready, No, no, I'm not listening, Oh
god listening to it? Like people have hot soup and
they do that slurp thing. I just want to go nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
Again again the roads your sex life.

Speaker 21 (01:38:45):
And the other thing is that gas stations when those
idiots that put the price signs up the three or
the eight is upside down. I don't know why, but
it makes me nuts and I rip the magnets off
and I fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Oh my god, stupid people.

Speaker 7 (01:38:56):
What about when people are drinking something and as it's
nice and refreshing and they go at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
I like that. I also like people who have hot
burps after drinking beer. It's like it sounds like my
dad used to do that on my face. Small liquor.
Let's go all right, so pet peas we all have them?
Do we all have to take a vote?

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Are Abby's pet peeves the most bizarre?

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
I support them. One is ridiculous, grow.

Speaker 21 (01:39:30):
Up and you know most of us agree with it,
but just won't say it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
So being brave, you have dark hair, you're old.

Speaker 7 (01:39:39):
No, you're not supposed to have dark hair.

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
One day of pet peeves because I still.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Have a lot more.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
Oh yes, more, definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
You have more. Give us one more, I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (01:39:50):
Oh god, okay, I I can't think of one more.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 7 (01:39:56):
They don't like toes out, but they don't like sneakers at.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
The ben You just can't.

Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
I don't want to see your feet as an.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Okay, wait, you can't wear sneakers at the beach, and
you can't have your toes out, you can't.

Speaker 11 (01:40:08):
Have to keep your feet under the beach is totally different.
But like, if you're just like I think, barefoot in
situations where you shouldn't be barefoot is more what gets me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Give me an example in the city, if you're just.

Speaker 11 (01:40:22):
Like wearing a shoe that's really thin, you're that low
to the ground in the city like this, and you
have no like, that's crazy and disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
I can't handle it. Okay, not a fan Pet Peeves.

Speaker 21 (01:40:33):
Also red lipstick. If you have red lipstick on a date,
I won't date you.

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
Why.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
I don't know why.

Speaker 21 (01:40:37):
It just tried like the tailor swift red. No, I
won't even see you. I'll probably leave. Yeah, I don't
know why.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Okay, well you just don't like that.

Speaker 7 (01:40:47):
Sorry, don't want to date you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
So that Scotty can go on and on and on
because he's the captain of Pet Peeves.

Speaker 7 (01:40:54):
Can I just have this one last thing please. I
have a very good friend who broke up with a
girl he was dating because every time they would go
to dinner, she would take a bite make him wait
to take his bite, hold up her fork and say
cheers and make them toast the food. Oh I can't
do this.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Yeah, i'mouna. Let that go for so yeah, all right,
all right, another of those madness. So Danielle is about
to say something. I think he's just absurd.

Speaker 7 (01:41:19):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
Go ahead, honey.

Speaker 7 (01:41:21):
I was down the shore this.

Speaker 10 (01:41:22):
Week, you guys know, for the day, spent the day
down there. So a lot of the teenagers that we
are all friends with with their families were there. So
they were nineteen twenty and I said, okay, guys, I
have a question. So I said, if somebody was to
cheat on you, now they have to cheat on you,
you have no choice.

Speaker 7 (01:41:37):
Would you rather them cheat on you with.

Speaker 10 (01:41:41):
Somebody hotter than you, or somebody uglier than you, or
somebody from the same sex that they are?

Speaker 8 (01:41:47):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:41:48):
Everyone had different answers.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
Same sex, same sex. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
See, all the guys are gonna say.

Speaker 17 (01:41:53):
Same yea, you know those same sex is acceptable because
I'm not offended because I can't supply what that same
sex is doing.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
So it's like, okay, you're that's not cheating as far
as I now. What about me in same sex?

Speaker 17 (01:42:05):
Wait for Elvis, if Alex cheated with oil, if Alex
cheated with a girl, would you add that would.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
Less offensive to you, Elvis?

Speaker 7 (01:42:15):
No, it's not the fact.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
This is why I said, this is absurd. How do
you sit there and justify Okay, it's okay, it's better
if they're uglier.

Speaker 10 (01:42:24):
Than ahead, because some people were saying, Okay, if they're
uglier than me, then I feel good about myself. I'm like, well,
you got uglier. I'm better looking, absolutely, But if they're
better looking than you, then you can say, well, I
kind of get it. I kind of understand what. Okay,
these are the different answers.

Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
Different answers. I was getting what I would rather be
cheated on with somebody who's a lot hotter than me. Yes, okay,
yeah for sure, because if they weren't hotter than me,
then I would be like, oh my god, their personality
is that much better?

Speaker 10 (01:42:59):
Oh that's more stating, or they cheated on someone uglier
than me, Like the hell, what.

Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
The hell did they think of?

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
What I'm thinking on that? See, I'm thinking of a
step further. It's like, well, if they cheat on me
with someone that's harder than me, then I will I
have a chance to get him back at this point
because they found someone hotter and now and now I'm
like yesterday's news. I'm like the ugly old guy.

Speaker 10 (01:43:18):
Oh man, Well, why would you want him back if
they cheated on you? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
Why are we having this conversation. I don't have a pig.
If you cheat on me, I don't care what they
look like. You're you're you're out, You're gone. That that
ruins the conversation if I say that.

Speaker 7 (01:43:33):
Yeah, well, the absolute last thing I would want is
for someone i'm dating to cheat on me with a man.
I would not be happy with him because it would
just tick me off because I'd be like, you did
not disclose this ahead of time, They didn't figure it out. Well,
now you figured it out. Now, I'm just not.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
That should be more acceptable to you, not to me, because.

Speaker 17 (01:43:52):
You because it's a guy. And then he can get
what he wants out of a guy. You can't give
him what he wants. Oh yes, you can going on,
but if.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
He wants the feeling of another man, it's like, I'm out.
I'm not a man.

Speaker 7 (01:44:04):
I had to one of the teams.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
I could peg this guy, and you can keep him right, but.

Speaker 7 (01:44:08):
I can't peg him. But I think I would be
more upset with the dishonesty through the entire relationship. I
could have been pegging him from the beginning and kept
him from cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
But wait, okay, let me give you another level to
think about it in that. Okay, Okay, let's say, so
you're saying you're upset because you find out he's gay. Yes,
but what if he's bisexual? Still, Yes, it's a little different.

Speaker 10 (01:44:30):
Still mad, No, I mean, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:44:32):
Yeah, I would be like what we could have just
you could have just told me. I mean, I don't think.
I just don't think i'd be into it. No shade
to anybody who's bisexual and is into that, but like
I would not be.

Speaker 10 (01:44:41):
My favorite was one of the kids said I would
feel like I turned them that way, and I had
to say to them, guys, that's not how it works.

Speaker 17 (01:44:48):
Like Robin could cheat on me with wom an all
day long, I wouldn't care.

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
It's not cheating.

Speaker 10 (01:44:53):
So if she hooked up with me or Gandhi, you'd
be fine with that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Yeah, last video that's still cheating.

Speaker 7 (01:45:02):
It is Sheldon hooked.

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Up with off straight guys straight guys have this whole
different view of it is different woman and a woman.

Speaker 10 (01:45:10):
I guess it's so cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Guys think it's hot, and.

Speaker 7 (01:45:13):
I think they think about inserting themselves into that whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
I mean, and they totally sexualized it. They forget there
could be emotion in there too that would make them upset. Right,
I can't believe we're talking about this.

Speaker 7 (01:45:26):
I still want to know everybody's answers, because everybody did
not answer.

Speaker 10 (01:45:29):
Yeah, you guys didn't all answer different sex.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
No, you cheat on me, you're out, it doesn't matter.
I can't answer that because it's just it doesn't compute
with me. I can't answer that for you.

Speaker 13 (01:45:44):
I kind of agree with Elvis because like the hotter person, Okay,
I'm gonna get an inferior you are to your complex
over not being that attractive an uglier person, I'd be like, well,
what do they have that I don't have? And then
somebody of the same sex, I'd be kind of like Gandhi,
like you've been lying this whole time, hotter guy, I'm
okay with.

Speaker 10 (01:46:02):
Yeah, yeah, you understand the hotter guys.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
I understand it because you described it.

Speaker 7 (01:46:06):
Perfect how you can look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Like, well, I kind.

Speaker 5 (01:46:11):
Of understand cheated with a ten woman, you're cool with it.

Speaker 10 (01:46:15):
What are you trying to say, I'm only like a
sex wow?

Speaker 7 (01:46:22):
Whatever, I want to be pissed.

Speaker 10 (01:46:24):
Of course i'd be pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
But also back to something Nate was saying, if you're
cheating on me with someone who I feel is uglier
than me, and then we'll wait a minute, maybe they're
not uglier than me. Maybe I'm really ugly.

Speaker 10 (01:46:36):
That's an issue, right, That is a total issue.

Speaker 7 (01:46:40):
There really isn't but to pick which.

Speaker 5 (01:46:42):
One, say, dan yell.

Speaker 7 (01:46:44):
They all said different things.

Speaker 10 (01:46:46):
One of them said the uglier, one of them said hotter,
one of them said they'd rather be the you know,
with the same sex.

Speaker 6 (01:46:51):
That.

Speaker 10 (01:46:51):
They all had different, different fakes. So was it. I
thought it was very interesting. So I was like, okay,
maybe look at things I don't know, don't ask why
bring up these conversations down the shore with the kids?

Speaker 7 (01:47:02):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Yeah? At dinner I didn't, which sounds like he had
fun with it.

Speaker 10 (01:47:07):
So I'm around the cheeseboard. Yeah, ye know, they were
awesome around the cheeseboard.

Speaker 7 (01:47:13):
The actually was cheese and cracker.

Speaker 10 (01:47:15):
There was cheese and crackers. Other time we were we
were just having a good time in laughing and they
were talking about their relationships. One just found out that
their ex had moved on, and it was the first
time they were dealing with that, and so we were
talking about that. So I don't know, I kind of
just brought it up and it was like, so let's.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Say, you know, wow, I'm gonna go down the shore
with you next time.

Speaker 7 (01:47:37):
For sure, they were older, they were nineteen twenty.

Speaker 10 (01:47:39):
They weren't little kids.

Speaker 14 (01:47:40):
Come on, oh no, we got them going Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand
Elvis Duran's phones.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
Happened the return of Michael Oppenheimer. Oh my mother hates
telemarketing phone calls. My mom's your typical Italian lady who
goes nuts when she's annoyed by anything. Therefore, wouldn't it
be hilarious if she got a call from mister Michael
Oppenheimer played by her own Scary Jones. Well, Kristin, thank you, Kristin.

(01:48:17):
We are now going to phone tap your mom. Scary
Jones as mister Michael Oppenheimer. It's gonna call your mom
at home as Kristin listens in in the background. Let's
listen into today's phone tap.

Speaker 5 (01:48:28):
Hello, oh, yes, this is mister Michael and Eimer. But
swivel sweeper the best, most convenient cordless sweeper. Ever, how
are you doing today.

Speaker 8 (01:48:34):
Miss, I'm doing fine.

Speaker 5 (01:48:36):
I would like to send you one of our cordless
swivel sweepers.

Speaker 8 (01:48:40):
I'm really not interested, but I thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:48:43):
The swivel sweeper is for use in the kitchen, the
family room, the dining room, the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (01:48:48):
I'm really not interested, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:49):
It's swivels three hundred and sixty degrees for easy movement
around furniture.

Speaker 8 (01:48:53):
I'm not interested.

Speaker 5 (01:48:54):
Hello hello, oh, yes, this is mister sir.

Speaker 8 (01:49:01):
Please don't call back again. I do not want a
swivel sleeper. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
Even the cleanest of houses can use a visit from
the cordless swivel sweeper.

Speaker 8 (01:49:09):
I don't want the sleeper. Please do not call here again.
I'm not going to answer the phone.

Speaker 5 (01:49:19):
Helloa, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael.

Speaker 8 (01:49:22):
I told you I don't want it.

Speaker 5 (01:49:23):
Okay, what if I took ten dollars off the show?

Speaker 8 (01:49:25):
But if it took nothing, okay, I don't want the sweeper,
Do not call again? What if I do not call again?

Speaker 5 (01:49:32):
Thank you complimentary shipping and handling. Hello, Hello, Hi the quest.

Speaker 8 (01:49:39):
Yes, look, my husband's a crap.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Okay, I understand.

Speaker 8 (01:49:43):
I don't want to be bothered. I said I don't
want the swivel sweeper. Leave me alone.

Speaker 5 (01:49:47):
You do understand that the cordless swivel sweeper as you.

Speaker 8 (01:49:50):
Yes, I'm going to say, this is the last time.
I don't want you swivel sweeper and I don't want
to be annoyed.

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
Is there a chance you might change your mind in
the There's.

Speaker 8 (01:49:58):
Absolutely no chance. Okay, because you're pissing me off. You
don't call me every five minutes after I tell you no.
What's the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:50:05):
Can I send you some literature?

Speaker 8 (01:50:06):
Ma'm I don't send me anything. Okay. Look, I wouldn't
buy it now if you gave it to me for nothing.
Do you understand me? You piss me off because you
keep calling back. Now stop it. But ma'am, I don't care.
There is no button with me.

Speaker 5 (01:50:20):
For no reason.

Speaker 8 (01:50:21):
Man, for no reason. I told you no, I don't
want it, and you call back six Fine. I think
that's the reason.

Speaker 5 (01:50:26):
Want to enjoy.

Speaker 8 (01:50:27):
No, and no means no, do not this house again.
But I don't want anything.

Speaker 5 (01:50:33):
We want you to enjoy this technology.

Speaker 8 (01:50:34):
Man, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
It's revolutionary.

Speaker 8 (01:50:36):
I don't give a damn what it is. I wouldn't
buy it now if you if you gave it to
me for nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
Okay, man, if you act now, we'll send you these
removable dust trays absolutely free.

Speaker 8 (01:50:45):
I don't care. Leave me alone, do not call me back.
Not call me back.

Speaker 5 (01:50:50):
Tile floors.

Speaker 8 (01:50:51):
It's lightweight, man, I don't give it what it is. Okay,
I don't care, don't care. Five minutes, but.

Speaker 5 (01:51:01):
Do not call me back forty five minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:51:04):
I don't care. I wouldn't bite it now because you
pissed me off.

Speaker 5 (01:51:11):
It has four waight action brushes. It reaches those hard
to reach places, ma'am. It picks up dirt and pet hair,
and I.

Speaker 8 (01:51:18):
Don't care what it picks up. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:51:21):
Look, do you have tight floors, ma'am?

Speaker 9 (01:51:22):
Look?

Speaker 5 (01:51:23):
Do you have cards?

Speaker 8 (01:51:23):
I'm not going to answer you anymore. Do not call
my house.

Speaker 5 (01:51:27):
Do you have wood?

Speaker 8 (01:51:28):
Did you just heard me? Did you just hand me?
Look hanging up? Do not call my house again? So
the next time I'm going to get a trace on you.

Speaker 5 (01:51:36):
I will throw it. I'll throw these removable dust trays in. Hello. Hello,
this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 8 (01:51:46):
Again, you don't understand English. Look, I'm tracing this black hole. Okay,
I'm telling you now, and I'm going to either studio
or report it to your supervisors. Now, don't call me again.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
It comes with a built in seven.

Speaker 8 (01:51:57):
What part of no? I don't you want to do?
Don't you on space?

Speaker 5 (01:52:00):
Got a seven point two volt.

Speaker 8 (01:52:01):
Chargeable goes on? But is that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:52:04):
It's my job to sell these today.

Speaker 8 (01:52:06):
I don't give a damn I said no. Take no
for an answer. If you have car getting your number,
I'm trapping the call right now. I'm going to report
it to your damn supervisor. If you have carpet, this
is still goes on is do not call here again.

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
It's a product for you, ma'am.

Speaker 8 (01:52:22):
What's your supervisor's name and the phone number?

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
My supervisor is mister Duran.

Speaker 8 (01:52:27):
Mister Duran, And does he have a number, mister Duran.

Speaker 5 (01:52:30):
Yeah, it's a one eight hundred two four to two
zero one hundred.

Speaker 8 (01:52:36):
Okay, mister Duran. How much you want to bet if
I call this number, I won't get mister Duran.

Speaker 5 (01:52:41):
I believe it's a very good chance you'll get mister
Duran if you call that phone number. Yeah, and you
know what else, You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 8 (01:52:48):
No, you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 17 (01:52:50):
This is Scary Jones from Elvis Durant in the Morning
Shell and your daughter's playing a joke on you.

Speaker 8 (01:52:55):
That's great, Thank you. I'm gonna get my attick. I
think she's gonna get a risk kick the Elvis Duran
phone tap.

Speaker 19 (01:53:06):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all of participates.

Speaker 14 (01:53:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:53:16):
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(01:53:38):
Check him out and DJ Cream get us out of
here until next time. Say peace out, everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:53:42):
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