FULL SHOW: The Day We Saw Something We Shouldn't Have

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exciting lady.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we
discover that we don't need TV to entertain us.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
She said, ain'tough.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Elista wran in the morning, shown you.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
I'm talking to friends the other day. She she's having
one of the days. She says, you know what, I'm
gonna go out after work. You just give a drink.
I said, Oh, really, who are you doing with? She said, no, No,
I don't want to go with anyone.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
I was just gonna go to the bar. I'm gonna
sit down, I'm gonna have a drink, she said. She said,
I don't get it. I talked to her the next day.
Can't a girl just have a drink in peace? No one,
they said, No one would leave her alone. The people
kept bothering her. Guys are trying to hair her up,
and totally, Oh, man, if you're if you're a woman,
can't you go out to a bar and just sit
there and have a nice, quiet drink on your own?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
No, huh, by yourself. That never happens now.

Speaker 8 (00:48):
If people see a single woman at a bar, they
just assume that she's either been stood up on a
date or she's having a bad day and desperately needs
them to come over and cheer her up.

Speaker 7 (00:58):
You can't do it. It's such a pain of the butt.

Speaker 9 (01:00):
Women.

Speaker 8 (01:00):
If you want to drink alone, you got to do
it at your apartment now house right or the library.

Speaker 9 (01:05):
Yeah, nobody drinks at the library.

Speaker 10 (01:08):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yeah, you want to get a cocktail at the library.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
But yeah, I just I was thinking about that about
how you know, if you're a woman you just want
to get a just want to have a drink. You
can't a girl just get a drink, leave me alone,
don't talk to me, start, stop making assumptions.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Those are also the same people who say, hey, why
don't you smile? Shut up, don't tell me to smile. Yeah,
thanks for controlling my life anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
So if you see someone out by themselves, there's a
good chance they don't want to hear from you.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
No offense, just leave the alone, exactly. So anyway, can't
a girl just get a drink? I love that question?

Speaker 11 (01:43):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Also, you know what we're talking about secrets. Companies have
that and they don't tell you. For instance, when you
call customer service, they put you on hold.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
You hear music. They can sometimes still hear you that's crazy,
and it's good to know they know, but they don't
tell you this. It's like their secret. What other secrets
were we learning of kickbacks for doctors and in yeah, hospitals.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
And so they're saying doctors that some hospitals are rewarded
for how many patients they turn over to surgery. So
always get a second surgical opinion from a different medical group.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
If it sounds a little bit extreme for what your
problem is.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Wow, interesting, they have all kinds of stuff I know
in Target? Did you mention this?

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Nope, not yet.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
If you hear an employee say hard lines for over
their walkie talkie, put everything you're stealing back, that's their code?
Is that true? A pair?

Speaker 8 (02:38):
I don't work at Target, but I would love it
if somebody told us. They also say that Walmart diamonds
and Tiffany diamonds are mine from the exact same place.
So when you go to Tiffany to buy a diamond,
what you're paying for is not actually a better diamond.
It's just the Tiffany experience and the box and saying
that it's from Tiffany, but that diamond is the same.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
If you get a home from Walmart or from them.

Speaker 9 (02:57):
Here's what I tell you, to do, a regular diving
from somewhere else, and you can go on Poshmark and
just get a Tiffany box and then you can present
it to the bars.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Till they go to take it back.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
For a minute, let's see, they say the best day
to get a TV at best Buy is a couple
of days after the Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well, people actually buy them and then return them. Did
you know that?

Speaker 12 (03:22):
No people still did that? I thought that those were.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Can they still do that? You can't take a TV back,
can you?

Speaker 13 (03:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I don't know what else. Bath and Body Works employees
required to break candles and wallflowers and flowers you return
to the store before disposing them because of dumpster divers.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Nonsense. That's such trash. I hate that, No pun intended.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
They also say that banks specifically will reorganize your transactions
so that you do overdraft. So if there was one
you might have made, they'll make sure that the more
expensive one gets taken first so that you get those
overdraft fees.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
So always call and fight with the banga belt. That
is not cool, so sketchy.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, what else?

Speaker 12 (04:02):
God?

Speaker 6 (04:03):
I'm sure you can text in if you want, if
you have like top secret things at your company, I
want to hear these things. We need to be educated.
We have our things that we lie about in radio.
We do, of course, when I do. When they do
the weather, and they tell you, well, right now, at
Sunnyside it's forty three, forty three, and in Belleville it's

(04:24):
forty two. We don't have thermometers in all these towns. No, No,
it's all a bunch of lies, a bunch of lies.
Call a request a song, Yeah, yeah, we'll get that
on for you. Okay, there's a lie.

Speaker 14 (04:40):
We did.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
Used to have to keep a tally of how many
song times as certain songs are requested.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yes we do.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
They would add that to the research and figure out
how many times they were going to play it every hour.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, frog.

Speaker 12 (04:52):
When I used to work in Tampa, the station, of course,
you remember, it was called the Power Pig. We would
give the temperatures, but and we always closed out the weather.
But on your radio, it's sixty nine. At the Power Pig,
it was always sixty nine, no matter. I don't care
if it was one hundred degrees outsider, if it was twenty.
It was always sixty nine on the radio. That radio
station was hilarious. It was fun.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
They that people that worked there named one guy Booger yep,
and they had the other names of the people the
boner Boner.

Speaker 12 (05:19):
Yeah, we had a guy name that. His first name
was Harden and his last name was Long Hard and Long.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Harden Law harden.

Speaker 12 (05:27):
Itz.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
I got Joe from Target. He's gonna let us know
if we're right about this h top secret shoplifting thing
on the radio. Hey, Joe, how you doing well. First
of all, we're huge fans of Target and we having
you on is like having royalty on our show.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
So thanks for calling. Yeah, is that true about Uh?
If you hear someone say a hardline or four, that
means someone's dealing something from Target.

Speaker 15 (05:51):
Yes, hardlines four is actually a code for AP Assets
Protection to go on to channel four of the walkie
talkie and you tell them where you're seeing the person
possibly stealing uh materials. Wow, I used to work at Target.
I don't work there anymore, so that's why I'm able
to tell you guys this. But that is that is

(06:13):
the code for hardline or is.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Somebody's stealing? Okay, So if you hear that back.

Speaker 12 (06:20):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (06:21):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Now do you have other codes too, or that the
only one you can think.

Speaker 15 (06:24):
Of, hardline sport is the only one for any kind
of stealing. Of course, we have the amper alerts and
stuff like that too, like if somebody was missing a child.
Uh man, it's been so long. I can't remember the
code for that one. Honestly, we never really had it
in our I used to work at the one in Rockway,

(06:44):
New Jersey, so I don't remember the code.

Speaker 9 (06:48):
That marshals with my kid.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Ye.

Speaker 9 (06:51):
Yes, And I had to tell them and they they
said code something and they locked down all the doors
until you find your kid.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
To code brown when kids poop on the floor, is
that coke brown?

Speaker 15 (07:04):
I've never heard, but we probably did have something for
uh cleanup. Usually we would just say clean up an
aisle whatever, bring them off and stuff like that, never
really specify exactly what it was.

Speaker 16 (07:20):
Possibly.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Well, thank you, Joe, But you know, if you hear
a code brown, watch your step. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Always have a great day. Thanks for listening to a
Cheryl Victoria's Secret. Do they Victoria's Secret? They really cut
up their bras and underwear?

Speaker 17 (07:34):
They sure do.

Speaker 18 (07:35):
If they're returned and we can't do anything with them,
then we have to cut them up and dispose of
them so that dumpster divers can't take them.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
Yeah, let the dumpster divers have them. If you're diving
in a dumpster for underwear, might you need it?

Speaker 9 (07:51):
Why don't you?

Speaker 17 (07:53):
That was always my thought.

Speaker 18 (07:55):
But I have to tell you the best part of
cutting up some of those bras was seeing what was
inside those So they put up one.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Oh okay, they're gonna answer that now. Thanks for listening
to Cheryl. You go have a great day.

Speaker 19 (08:09):
Okay, thank you you too.

Speaker 17 (08:11):
Bybye.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Guy.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I guess I'm not gonna go dumpster diving for panties today.

Speaker 13 (08:15):
What's up y'all?

Speaker 20 (08:16):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
I'm Sam Smith exam with Elvis Giran on the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (08:28):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Hey, you talk to Paul online nineteen. Let's see let's
see what this is all about. Hello Paul, bid morning.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
So when you received your text, hello lighty, Paul sent
a text saying people that drink milk while eating spaghetti
are disgusting.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Wow, let's learn more. So why what prompted you to
send that?

Speaker 21 (08:51):
I'm kind of curious it just makes me think about
like Dan Yell with mayonnaise, anybody that drinks milk and
eats spaghetti at the same time turns my stomach.

Speaker 14 (09:00):
He said, the point where I can't even look at
the person, and I have to look room.

Speaker 22 (09:06):
Your world.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
So, Paul, you're you're You're not saying that you're not
You're not only are you saying drinking milk while eating
spaghetti is discussing the people that do it are disgusting
as well.

Speaker 21 (09:17):
Right, what possible same person you think that having a
glass of milk and red tomato sauce is like a
positive in their life, Well.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
That would be Nate. By the way, by the way,
we put cheese on pizza. Hello, the thing and you
know what, and you can come out of a cow's utterer.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Wait but hold on, hold on, hear me out, hear
me out. Not the same thing. But like a penny
with vodka sauce, there's cream in that.

Speaker 21 (09:48):
Credo, cooked cooked in like you know, already pre done
is great. But an ice cold glass of milk, I
can say if you're five years.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
Old, but.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
You're well, look, I happen to agree with you, Paul.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
I would never myself have an icy cold glass of
milk with a plate of pasta. But I'm sure there
are people I heard that would like Nate who you know,
he's from Erie. When you're from Erie, you got to
do something.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
You know, is there an issue with the temperature, because
I'll drink.

Speaker 12 (10:19):
The warm milk to please go away warm.

Speaker 14 (10:25):
Mil have a milkshake while you're having I have, Oh my.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
God, I have okay, but but hold on? Would you
now hold on, Paul, would you have like a hamburger
with ketchup on it while drinking a chocolate milkshake?

Speaker 14 (10:40):
Well, that's a that's a fifty.

Speaker 21 (10:41):
So I used to be a waiter when I was
a teenager and that was like a you get a
burger and a shake, And just thought of that, honestly
brings me back to that, and I again turns my stomach.

Speaker 14 (10:51):
Don't even want to do it. So no, never going
to do it, shaked tomato ketchup.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
No, you know, I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 12 (10:59):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I love you.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
I love that you're honest and you're obviously triggered by milk.
That's okay, but thank you for sharing.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
You're not alone.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
A lot of people agree Ice cold milk has its
place with what what would you drink ice cold milk with?

Speaker 14 (11:13):
Paul cereals.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Okay, rookiesies you have about cookies.

Speaker 14 (11:23):
Cookies and milk is acceptable, But it depends on the cookie.
If it's a hot cookie out of the oven, not
really a fan.

Speaker 21 (11:30):
But if it's like a crunchy cold cookie, like a chips,
a hooy or something, or a taste all right, okay?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I love you.

Speaker 21 (11:42):
So sometimes they're too salty and then it turns the
milk and then it makes you sick.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Hey, can you do me a favor next time we
take vacation, will you come host the show? Because I
love you?

Speaker 14 (11:54):
Oh, that'd be great.

Speaker 21 (11:55):
You know, I'll be sitting in my office at work,
you know, hosting the show, taking a phone call, going back.

Speaker 14 (11:59):
And why not topic today?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Sir?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Why not? Why not?

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Well er, Paul, thank you for your thoughts and those
out there who love icy cold milk with pasta.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Paul was disgusted by here.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Darrett has the phone tap today? What's it up about?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
So?

Speaker 23 (12:19):
Carly emailed us and wanted to play a phone tap
on her friend Heather. Now, the two just went on
a trip last week, but Heather lost her luggage coming home.
So what I'm gonna do is play the part of
the upstanding citizen who found her bag and want to
get it back to her.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh see what happened to Garrett's phone?

Speaker 24 (12:35):
Tap?

Speaker 25 (12:35):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Hello.

Speaker 23 (12:37):
My name's Sean Hunter. I have your your bag here
of clothes. Were you at the airport last Sunday?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Oh my gosh, yeah, thank you so much. That's great,
No problem.

Speaker 23 (12:49):
Yeah I must have looked like mine. But you know whatever,
So how do you want this to work? I mean,
how can I get it to you and stuff?

Speaker 14 (12:58):
Can we meet up somewhere?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
No problem?

Speaker 23 (13:01):
But so for me finding your bag? Is there anything
in this possibly for for for me or something?

Speaker 3 (13:08):
You know?

Speaker 9 (13:11):
What do you mean?

Speaker 23 (13:12):
What monetary value can we work out? Does at least
you know, two hundred bucks?

Speaker 10 (13:17):
Can you just like give me your information and I'm
gonna just come and get it, like right now, Me and.

Speaker 26 (13:21):
My boyfriend will come and pick it up.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Oh no that you bring in the boyfriend me to
be a decent person and give back what you took.

Speaker 23 (13:27):
Well, you know, I think I am a decent person,
because I haven't gone through your stuff yet.

Speaker 16 (13:32):
Yet.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Do not go through other people's stuff? All right?

Speaker 23 (13:36):
Well, then what what am I getting out of this?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Then?

Speaker 22 (13:39):
Oh my god?

Speaker 23 (13:41):
All I want to know is like, seriously, what is
this in the bag?

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Though?

Speaker 27 (13:45):
What?

Speaker 13 (13:45):
What?

Speaker 23 (13:46):
What possibly could? Like?

Speaker 5 (13:47):
What is this doing?

Speaker 20 (13:48):
And so.

Speaker 23 (13:51):
Why why is something of this nature in your bag?

Speaker 28 (13:55):
That's what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Out of my back?

Speaker 20 (14:00):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (14:00):
I know what this is.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Why are you messing with me?

Speaker 29 (14:03):
You're going through my what what are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (14:07):
That is gross?

Speaker 13 (14:09):
Great?

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Is gross?

Speaker 28 (14:11):
What is gloss?

Speaker 23 (14:12):
Can I just ask? Why do you have a boa
in your bag? And that type of adult toy?

Speaker 13 (14:18):
What do you do in my bag?

Speaker 9 (14:20):
I don't know what you're talking about?

Speaker 8 (14:22):
Like, I mean, I'm gonna call the cops and have
them trace this call because you're freaking me out.

Speaker 14 (14:29):
Do not touch anything else in my bag?

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Uh?

Speaker 30 (14:34):
Oh my god, I've never heard her talk like that.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Oh my god, she's calling.

Speaker 31 (14:38):
That's her, she's calling me right now?

Speaker 23 (14:39):
What we'll call it right back? Hold on one second?

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Oh my good.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Hello, Hey, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 14 (14:48):
I was in a shower.

Speaker 28 (14:49):
You will not believe the call.

Speaker 13 (14:50):
I just got this, like crazy dude just called me
and said he wound my bags and he was going
through my stuff right now. And I don't know what
to do.

Speaker 28 (14:58):
I don't know if I should like call the car
done this guy. I gotta call cruise, I gotta I
gotta get over there.

Speaker 15 (15:03):
I think you overreact too much on too many people.

Speaker 14 (15:06):
That's all I overreact.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
I'm overreacting.

Speaker 14 (15:10):
You have no idea what he said to me. I
called you for a little bit of.

Speaker 13 (15:15):
Support, and now I'm getting this bitch attitude that I
don't need.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Right now, You're bye, I'm leaving.

Speaker 23 (15:21):
Hey, Heather, Heather, Heather. My name's Garrett from the Elvis
Duran Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 29 (15:32):
You guys don't know where my bags are?

Speaker 5 (15:34):
No, I'm sorry, sorry, okay, all.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Right whatever by Elvis Duran Phone Tap.

Speaker 28 (15:45):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by the.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Elvis Oran phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show Elvis Duran and in the Morning Show All Right, did.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Anyone go to the grocery store this weekend?

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Anyone online?

Speaker 13 (16:07):
Yeah? Me too.

Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah, that's easier, so much easier.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
See, I'm one of those weirddos. I love going to
the grocery store.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
I love parking, going in looking at things, you know,
and I usually buy things I don't need, but you
know whatever, it never goes to waste rarely anyway. So
and when I go to the grocery store, I don't
look for a place upfront. I always park in the
very back because I like to walk to the grocery store.
I don't mind walking across the parking lot. As a
matter of fact, I think some people spend more time
trying to get a space upfront than they do just parking.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
And going in.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
So when I come out of the grocery store with
my cart, I'll walk it all the way out to
my car. I'll unload the bags into the car, and
then I'll walk that grocery cart all the way back.
And if there were a few more just sitting around
that people were too lazy to take back, I'll get
those two.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
It's you. It's just what I do. You know, I
do it because there's.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
Exercise, you're moving, you know, you're doing the right thing.
But so yesterday we went down to the grocery store
and this lady had she she put her cart right
next to my door and just left it there and
walked away. And then she got got got to her
car and drove away. I'm like, like, I couldn't even
get out of my car. I'm like, what I'm doing?
So I looked at you, and then I just passed

(17:18):
all sorts of judgment. I'm like, oh, you lazy went
Really I'm with you on that. Let me ask you,
why do you take the cart back to the cage
or the corral, whatever the hell it is.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
It's absolutely rude not to. If you were in your home,
I would assume you'd put something back. So reset the
room when you leave.

Speaker 12 (17:37):
It, and that includes I don't want to hit somebody's car, right, Okay,
so you guys return it.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
You don't like park it on the on the median?

Speaker 9 (17:44):
Oh no, I have parked it on the media. Wait
wait wait, yes, yes, yes, I'm a monster. I'm not
a monster. It's just if there's other carts there, then
I go, oh, well, I'll just put it there with
the other carts.

Speaker 12 (17:54):
Go in the corral. That's where it goes, the little
area that they have made for it, the curbs and
everything it's supposed to there.

Speaker 9 (18:00):
Do you go to the car corral? Most of the time.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Time, So you're a good person most of the time.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Most of the time. One wait, there is one place
that I go that doesn't have a cart corral, so
they just people just leave the carts everywhere.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Take it back to the front door of the store.
Why not get your saying?

Speaker 6 (18:20):
So I did a search and there's this online about
people who return carts. Hey, if you do a morning show,
you do stupid search. Do you always put your shopping
cart back? Or is only if it's convenient? And there
are five different types of shopping cart returners. Number one
people who always return their cart. They have a sense
of see now, they're evaluating you and your personality.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Right.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
If you always return the cart, you have a sense
of obligation and feel bad for making someone else do it.
Number two the never returners people who never do it
and feel it someone else's responsibility. They might even justify
it by saying something like it gives someone a job.
If everyone returned their cart, the person would be out
of work.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Will litter to okay. Number three the convenience returners. This
is Danielle.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
People who only return their cart if the weather's nice
or if they're part close to where it's supposed to go.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
Now that is not true.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Now, I'll tell you what I'll do.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
If I'm returning mine and I see somebody else kind
of walking that way too, I'll take there some returning
just to be nice.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Than me too.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Yes, the pressure returner people who only do it because
you know someone's watching.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Me. Scary.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
If if there is no one watching you, you would
leave the cart out in the middle of the parking lot.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Okay, here's what I would not do it. You push
it to the side, out of the way.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
But I would not leave it in a parking space
because that's inconvenient. When you see a cart in a spot,
would out of harm's way and it's not going to
dnse someone's car. If someone's watching me, then I'm like, okay,
I'm gonna watch me all the way to the cart caddy.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (19:56):
Those people that leave them in the parking like, dude,
that's the worst, got the worst kind of person and
moved the car and she's like, oh, put the car definitely.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Someone said on Instagram there's there's a guy who enforces
people returning their card.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
It's called cart narc says.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
If you get to check this out, I would like
to be friends with that person.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Really, I always return it.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
But I will tell you I do have this sense
of accomplishment, like I've done something good for the world.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
I put myself on a pedestal. You're a good guy, Duran.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
You put that cart back like a champion, right.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
I know Diamond was out shopping this weekend and she
had a card experience. Worse Diamond is she around?

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Oh this?

Speaker 30 (20:40):
I left my car right in the middle of the
lot this weekend.

Speaker 13 (20:43):
What shame?

Speaker 30 (20:45):
Whatsoeb Why listen, I don't have the time.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
I walked it back to my car.

Speaker 30 (20:50):
I put my groceries in the back of the car,
and I'm ready to go. I can't. I can't.

Speaker 12 (20:59):
Blow it into somebody's car.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, the wind could have blown it into an old
lady's car. Hello.

Speaker 30 (21:02):
Oh well, if it was an old woman, then okay.
But listen, I go to the to the supermarket where
you have to put a quarter in the cart to actually.

Speaker 9 (21:12):
Like use it.

Speaker 30 (21:13):
I left the quarter in there. I did someone a favor.

Speaker 15 (21:16):
You know.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Just let me tell you something fantastic.

Speaker 12 (21:20):
You can kill somebody, Danielle and I one time almost
an old lady killed by a rogue shopping car. You
gotta be careful. You can kill somebody for of those things.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Lucky Stop and Scotty b Scotty Bee always returns carts.

Speaker 12 (21:32):
And also here's what I do.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I seek out the stores that have the ones you
have to put the quarter in, and I go around
the lot and I collect all the carts and get
all the quarters.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yeah, I made like four bucks one time.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
So so you you love the diamonds of the world
who don't return their their cart with a deposit.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Yeah, he does dime in. But you know what, diamond,
there is somebody else who's gonna have to come out
and possibly put that cart away, the guy whose job
it is. And I know you're going to say, to
his job, and what.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
If it does hit someone's car on a windy day.

Speaker 30 (22:06):
It's hit my car before and no one felt bad
about that.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
So stupid forward. I hate that.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
By the way, we did get a text from someone
and I do agree. If you have little kids and
the little that you put in the car, I get it.
It's you're scared to leave them in the car and.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
Yeah, well yeah yeah, and then run to the thing.
But you know what, you could lock the door, run
to put it away and then run back to the car.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Well, you know what, And I would to tell you.
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
There's a grocery store in Santa Fe where they didn't
have carts for like a day because people kept stealing them. Yeah,
they had to go buy new carts. And they have
little sensors on them.

Speaker 9 (22:43):
They don't have the ones by me will have the locks.
So you can only take it to be certain.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
What are people doing with carts?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
If you live near an apartment building, if there's a
lot of apartment complexes in your area, people will literally
literally walk the car and down the street into their
apartments and then leave them for dead, like.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Like cart carcasses. In the area around in partner buildings,
they have people that go around to the.

Speaker 32 (23:08):
Car.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I will tell you another thing you can do with
the cart. You can turn it upside down and turn
it into a grill. People do that. You can put
a fire underneath it, and it's the grill. It's the
bars in the cart.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
You know.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Anyway, none of that.

Speaker 13 (23:23):
Elvis ter Ran clap if you think she should suffer.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Elister Iran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Now Gandhi, Yes, where'd you find this list?

Speaker 8 (23:45):
It's a list of things that guys do every day.
We all encounter it that are way grivier than they
think it is. And as girls, we're kind.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
Of like, maybe you could stop doing that.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
Okay, all right, yeah, you know what, And I'm glad
that producer Sam is in with us. We need we
have eight guys and producer Sam will hold around.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Okay, you ready? Okay?

Speaker 6 (24:06):
So number one creepy thing guys do that we don't
know it's creepy. Well I probably do, but Scary doesn't.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Okay. So the number one thing is asking a woman
where's my hug?

Speaker 12 (24:17):
As soon as Scary does that, you know where you are.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Look, you know it's okay to be a hugger. I'm
always afraid to hug unless you know that a hug
is okay. I never ever want to hug someone unless
it's it's a safe situation.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Does it make sense, Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
So you're saying like you wait for them to extend
the arm and start moving.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yes, yeah, and if they if they come to hug me,
I'll happily hug.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
But I don't want to be the aggressor when it
comes to hugging scary, you really should follow that.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
I don't ask where's my hug? I just for some reason,
my just hug instinct is.

Speaker 23 (24:55):
To like, oh huh, how are you and I just
I just hug and.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Yeah, well no, just think about it, because you don't.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Not everyone is a hugger, you know, and maybe you
have to learn it the hard way one time and
then you okay, okay, So that's creepy number one.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
We've got like forty five of these. This is going
to be great. What's number two?

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Number two?

Speaker 8 (25:14):
Saying something like, oh my god, you're perfect. Within the
first few minutes of meeting somebody.

Speaker 12 (25:19):
Oh no, no, good god, hold.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
On, I got Brittany exactly. Brittany had to go help us.
What did Brittany say?

Speaker 33 (25:27):
Well, Brittany said that she was at a gym one time,
and she got a Facebook message from a guy later
on that night saying that I enjoyed watching you work
out at the gym.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
A random guy.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
See, I don't understand. Maybe it's just me. I don't
understand why people don't see these things as so creepy.
They don't do them. Why do you do these things?
They're all creepy.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
I don't know, I wish, but we're doing this. Maybe
they'll stop, all right.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
If you see the corner of somebody's tattoo and you
take it upon yourself to move their clothing so you
can see the whole thing, like all up asleeve. Yeah, No,
don't touch me, or like move her hair so you
can see the top of the collar roone.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
No, don't do that. Don't don't approach.

Speaker 8 (26:08):
Maybe you could ask something about the tattoo, but don't
just move clothing.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Very creepy. Yeah, don't don't touch anyone. Don't touch anyone.
I just don't touch anyone. Don't touch anything.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
If you see someone walk through and they're pregnant, don't
put your hand on their baby. If you like someone's hair,
don't touch their hair. No, I mean it's yeah, okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
The hair thing drives me insane. If my hair is curly.

Speaker 8 (26:32):
And Sam knows this too, there's something about curly hair
that people just want to grab handfuls of it.

Speaker 30 (26:35):
Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
I got violent against you. Yeah, that's how you get
churned violent.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
And you should all right hassling somebody for a date
because you know she doesn't have a boyfriend. So even
if she says no, you keep well, come on, you're
not doting anybody else.

Speaker 13 (26:48):
Give me a shot.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
No means no, don't be desperate, right, No means no
this one.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
I think this happens a lot, and I've seen it
happen around here, giving unsolicited shoulder massages.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Scary on that one, but I will tell you Nate
does that too, though, you do unsolicited shoulder massages. No,
I know when people Yes, no, I know you don't
want it.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
No, you know that.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Listen to what you just said. That's creepy. I know
when people want it. Okay, I show up hands. How
creepy was that? I know when people want it?

Speaker 7 (27:27):
Statement?

Speaker 5 (27:29):
That is disgusting. You're not. This is my point, and
you know what.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
I know it's all funny games, but this is a
serious This is a serious conversation. You don't know when
people want a massage.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
You don't know? He just did like harassment training. Can
we not be talking about this right now? But well no, no,
you go ahead.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
My question to you, Nate is what is the signal
for I want a shoulder massage? But I'm not telling
you I want it.

Speaker 33 (27:52):
Okay, Well, Danielle will do this thing where she like
rubs her own shoulders. I'm like, okay, she wants me
and she always said.

Speaker 12 (28:00):
Oh my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Well okay, well, first I know because I know she does.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
No, you don't know, you don't know, Okay, Okay. Maybe
the thing is you should never assume they want a massage.
If it's Danielle and you know, or she's your sister,
maybe that's a little different.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
But I don't know. I think it's why is it?
Why can't you just be safe and ask, hey, do
you would you like a massage? It's all you have
to do. Well, I think that's creepy.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Is just approach?

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Go go go to Danielle, say hey, you have me
to rub that out. I'm not doing better.

Speaker 12 (28:39):
Non, there's no non creepy way to ask if you
want a massage?

Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yeah, yeah, you could be you know what your shoulders hurt?
Can I help you out? You could say something.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
I'll tell you how it's not creepy when it doesn't
come from a creepy place. If I see Danielle like
rubbing her shoulders like it hurts, I'll ask Hey, do
you mean massage your shoulders real quick? I mean it's
and I know it's not coming from a creepy place.
And I know Nate does his wife, But just you
should ask?

Speaker 5 (29:06):
You should? All right, just me? Maybe I'm wrong, produce
your same? Am I wrong? No?

Speaker 7 (29:10):
I don't think you're wrong. People should at least ask first.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Ask Scotty b I massage him all the time. I
think he wants it.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Come here.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
I think he wants it.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
I think he wants it again. A creepy thing to say.
Does it bother you when I you?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I like touching of any kind from anybody? All right,
all right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Line twenty four is Stella. Let's let's talk to Stella.
Oh Stella, I'm just creeped out.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
What's going on? Stella? Talk about this guy at work?

Speaker 32 (29:36):
Well, I used to work at this one place and
there was a guy who every time he would walk
over to my desk, well he was talking to me,
he would play with his junk and that was the
truth ever he is.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
Okay, no, wait, hold on, now, do you think he
was playing with it because he was he was being
suggestive with you or he was just one of those
do do do guy who's guys who likes to adjust
it and doesn't think about it.

Speaker 32 (29:58):
He was just creepy and just didn't. I don't think
he thought about it.

Speaker 17 (30:02):
I think he was just creepy.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
You know what, here's the thing you should think about it.
Next time you start grabbing your own private parts, think
about who's watching. God, just give it a little thought. Anyway,
did you you you finally got out of there. You
don't work with him anymore, right.

Speaker 32 (30:16):
No, no, no, I don't work there anymore, and he
doesn't work there anymore either. But it was very creepy.
He would just be standing in front of my desk,
just playing with his stuff while he was talking.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
All right, all right, sorry about that, stell. I'm glad
you're you're in a better place now.

Speaker 12 (30:28):
I hope you are.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Thank you, I am, thank you, thanks for listening to us.
I mean, remember, scary. I know this is all coming
back to you.

Speaker 12 (30:36):
Scary.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
I'm sorry, scary sometimes scary. Sometimes we'll be having this
was years ago. He would be having a conversation with
you and he would start pinching his own nipples.

Speaker 12 (30:43):
Remember that.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, it was just I don't know if it was
a nervous twitch I had it was it might have
been a nervous twitch.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
But he would start, he would start pinching his own
nipples and he wouldn't even think about it. But it
wasn't me trying to make a sexual advance on anybody.

Speaker 13 (30:57):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
It was just me.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
You didn't know it.

Speaker 22 (31:00):
It was just like this.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
It was just the need to be more aware of you,
of your self pinching your own nimples.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Right, that's okay, exactly. I've got Froggy's wife, Lisa on.
Hold on, let's see where this is gonna go.

Speaker 34 (31:14):
Lisa, And it's Scary and Nate because I've gotten a
massage from both of them and they were fantastic.

Speaker 32 (31:25):
That.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
That's not what I'm saying, though, I'm just saying I
think I think it's worthy of just a quick Hey, do.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
You have me a massage? You You shouldn't start massaging
someone without you just go in or you don't.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
You know, I'm not scary, you don't go in?

Speaker 12 (31:41):
No, Lisa, did you ask Nate and Scary for said
massage or did they just offer them up on their own?

Speaker 17 (31:46):
They offered them up on their own, all right, I'm.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Not saying everyone's not okay with it, but there are
people who are, and so in order to like make
sure you don't do something wrong, I would just I
would confirm that it's okay.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
That's obviously.

Speaker 33 (32:03):
If I'm in line at Whole Foods and the woman
in front of me looks tense, I'm not going to
touch her.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
But Lisa or Dane, well, if she shops at Whole Foods,
she's probably in she's probably tense. Yeah, listen, I'm not
going to that's another conversation. Yeah, all right, all right, Well,
thank you, thank you, Lisa, Thanks, thank you, You're welcome.
I love you, Love you too. Lisa Coarene is online

(32:29):
twenty one. Let's see what Karen's up to.

Speaker 17 (32:31):
Hi Karen, Hi Elvis, how are you I I'm.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Surprised that more guys don't understand that they're being creepy.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
I mean, this is creepy stuff. Anyway, what do you
want to talk about?

Speaker 31 (32:44):
So recently I went on a date with a guy,
a good first date, and a few days later he
texted me that he had taken one of my pictures
from my dating profile and made it his own background.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Wow, how many day have you been on once? M hm, yes,
it seems so soon.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Prelude to kidnap.

Speaker 12 (33:11):
I feel we're so quick to judge, like maybe he
really really liked you right off the bat. I mean,
I know, I understand it sounds weird, but this is
a guy that maybe he thought, hey, I really like
this girl.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Maybe he did, but you need to see where it's going.
You know, after one date, it hasn't gone anywhere. You
do understand that, right, Yeah, I do understand that.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
But what did you see him.

Speaker 31 (33:35):
Again doing something together on the date where it had
some sentimental meaning. I might have felt differently, but this
was taken down from my like, from an app, from
a dating profile exactly. This name may want to make
you run for the hills, and it did.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Oh I didn't know he proceeeded it with that, right,
So you didn't date him again?

Speaker 20 (33:56):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
No? I did not?

Speaker 6 (33:58):
Okay, Well, look, hey, look, I hope a lot of
guys are listening to this and rather than being offended
or thinking, okay, maybe there is something in what these
women are saying. Maybe I hear what they're saying. All right, Courin,
thank you so much for listening to us. Have a
beautiful day. Okay, thank you too, all right, bye? Yes, Gary.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
You know what would have been even creepier is if
that same guy took that dating profile picture and did
like a step in repeat style where it was.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Just like her picture, picture, picture, picture picture.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
All in one frame, like Andy Warhol.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah like that.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
I think it's creepy, creepy, the same thing.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
It's just you know, we've heard stories something to the
extreme where a guy will take someone out on a
date and then as they're pulling up to her house,
he'll pull his pants down and whip his stuff out
and stuff like that, and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
You're like, what are you doing?

Speaker 20 (34:44):
Man?

Speaker 7 (34:45):
What kind of dating books did you read?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Or?

Speaker 7 (34:48):
Which is actually where this came from?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Exactly right? I just I just don't see how they
could turn anyone. All right, what else is on this list?

Speaker 7 (34:55):
Oh gosh, there's so much stuff.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Okay, wait, wait, producer Sam, do you want to say something?

Speaker 13 (34:59):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (34:59):
Yeah, I have one.

Speaker 35 (35:00):
I hate when I put a little extra effort into
getting dressed, and in order to compliment me, a guy
will look up and down slowly and then tell me
I look nice.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Look at you from the ankles to the knees. Just
you're climbing you with my eyes. I'm climbing you with
my eyes. It is creepy.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
I think that everyone forgets too.

Speaker 8 (35:21):
Is we always talk about what's creepy, but the only
difference between creepy and romantic is how attracted you are
to that person.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Like unpopular opinion. But fifty Shades of Gray was so
creepy to me, but it just showed up in my house.
I'll call the police, it was.

Speaker 23 (35:35):
It's creepy.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
No, I get that, but I just don't think you
can start doing next stuff if you've known someone for
five minutes.

Speaker 12 (35:42):
It's like you think gets creepy because Nate thinks he's hot.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
There is that? All right?

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Well, all right, let me go to twenty four and
talk to CJ. I love how people are wanting to
participate in this conversation.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Hi, CJ, Hey doing Okay, we're talking about creepy guys.
Go ahead.

Speaker 27 (36:02):
Yes.

Speaker 22 (36:02):
In high school, I had a science teacher that would
put his knee on your desk and his crotch would
literally be in your face. Everybody would run the class
to make sure that they didn't have to sit in.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
The front row.

Speaker 9 (36:16):
Yea, oh, God used to do that.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Really, yeah, yes, not okay, but his knee on your desk, yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
Like exactly what he's doing right now, like philosophical here.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
I don't need you dangling your chandelier in front of me.
Get away. It's creepy.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Just think about it, you know, to be fair though, CJ.
Maybe he didn't know, you know, maybe he just didn't
think about it.

Speaker 22 (36:43):
But all right, sometimes you just do it every day.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 20 (36:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
All right, CJ. Thank you for your contribution. Have a
nice data as.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I know.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
We're running kind of late, but I'm gonna get I
want to get to the end of this list. What
else is on the list?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
I'm going to go through really quickly. If somebody is
walking down.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Quickly, no way, no way, We're gonna get through this
quick okay, go ahead.

Speaker 32 (37:04):
If so.

Speaker 8 (37:04):
If a woman is walking down the street and he
thinks he's cute and you pull up next to her
and start driving really slowly and talking to her a
little creepy, No.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
No, that's very creepy. Again, that doesn't Does that really happen?

Speaker 7 (37:14):
Oh yeah, that happens all the time.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
It's very creepy giving casually touching a woman's thigh or
back while you're talking to her.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Bro punch, Yes, that happens a lot too. Maybe in
here do it? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Sorry, no offense, scary, but you do do that all right?
If you're having he does it to me too. You
see when he touches me. I don't discriminate, I do,
he touches me. I'm like, oh stop, that's how I community. Well, no,
I don't. I don't like people.

Speaker 27 (37:45):
I know.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
I don't want people touching me unless I want you
to touch me. Sorry, No, no, don't, don't, don't. I'm sorry,
I don't want to. Sorry, it's attention to me. So
to make my point, I put my hand on your
on your hip or on your hips or wherever or
you and you did, we did, all right? What else
you have on the list?

Speaker 12 (38:01):
What else?

Speaker 5 (38:01):
All right?

Speaker 8 (38:02):
If you're having a conversation and you block any entranceway
or exit in the room, you're being a little bit creepy.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Yeah, don't met lour, someone.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Leave the exit.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
It's all alleged, all right, Well, thank you.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
So look, you know what.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
I guess The bottom line here is, think about everything
you do before you say it, before you do it.
Don't be creepy scary. Can you work on those above items.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
I'm going to take the oath.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
There's no oath, just don't do it. Thank you, Gandi,
Thank you. Producer Sam, who's shaking her head? What producer Sam?

Speaker 15 (38:37):
What?

Speaker 27 (38:38):
What?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Nothing? Just really disappointing some days.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Hello, yeah, hello, Elvis Terran in the Morning Show, Elvis
d Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Danielle over the weekend, got a little too excited watching
some get arrested at a gas station. I mean, and
your sons are like, come on, mom, let's just get
out of here, and you're like, no, let's watch.

Speaker 12 (39:07):
Well.

Speaker 9 (39:08):
I was with my youngest in the car and we
were at the gas station and I see the like
two police cars kind of like barricade, another car in
and I see the guy with no shirt on, barefoot
outside of the gas pump, and then his girlfriend comes out.
I think it was a girlfriend or you know, wife, whatever,
and no, I don't think so, and she was and

(39:28):
they were yelling at each other, and I'm standing there going,
oh my gosh, this is like a TV show. And
the kids are like really, like my youngest is like, really, mom,
this is what are you doing. I'm like, let's just
pull around and see. He's like, no, we don't pull
around and see, Like.

Speaker 14 (39:41):
Yes we do.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Like a moment of watching this, didn't you think maybe
what if a gun comes out and then you're in
the crossfire?

Speaker 9 (39:49):
I mean, you know, I probably should have thought it,
but I at that.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Point, I get you did not with your kids in
the car and everything that is correct.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
I probably should have thought that, but I didn't. But
I was like, oh my gosh. And then he got
cuffed and taken away.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
I mean, was it a struggle or did he go peacefully?

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say there was
some alcohol involved and he went peacefully. Didn't even know
what was happening.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
So you know what, I'm gotta be honest, and I'm
not trying to profile anyone here, but if I'm at
the gas station and I see people walking around with
no shoes on, I try to stay away from them.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
Exit stageless.

Speaker 9 (40:21):
I stayed in my car, I mean.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
You know, around for a better view.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Had I been at that gas station when Brittany went
into the bathroom with her shoes off, I would have
been okay, with that, Oh what's up there, Nate?

Speaker 19 (40:34):
Okay, I just want to say I've tested the no shirt,
no shoes, no service rule, and I have gotten service
without a shirt on.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
I just want to say that, why would you do?
Where were you? I didn't even realize it.

Speaker 19 (40:45):
So it was back when I was in college and
I was home for summer, and I was cutting the
grass at my parents' house and I was all sweaty,
so I took my shirt off right, and then the
lawnmower runs out of gas, so I have to run
down to the gas station to get some gas for it.
And I go in to pay for it, and the
guy looks at me and says, you know, you should
have something on, but I'll take care of you anyways.

(41:05):
And I didn't even realize I wasn't wearing his shirt.
My chest was glistening. It was you, it was it
was listening from sweat. And he still served me. He
still took care of me. So I'm just gonna say,
does it ever happen to you?

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Gandhi? Have you ever gone in to buy some gas
without a shirt on?

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Not one time in my whole life? And you know me,
I always have shoes on.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
Out other places because do you know what's on the
ground exactly? Hookworm or something.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
Get out of here.

Speaker 13 (41:32):
What you're wearing the.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Shirt and shoes but no pants? Will you get served?

Speaker 7 (41:36):
I don't think there's a rule against them.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Say it like no underwear like your dingers hanging out.
You're donald ducking it right? You just like you got
shirt but no pains.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Well, I think the law covers that side of Yeah,
there is that public.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
I know for me though, And you know my favorite
dad joke, if I walk into a business with no
shirt on, they'll give me a ticket for littering.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
It's like, oh god, my titties are so big.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Anyway, Oh, I wish I could say that you're lucky.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
You can't. All you guys can say it. It's it's
it's it's unfair, World World.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Relive, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Phone tappen the return of Missus mosh oh yes and
her nephew Marvin, her son, her son Marvin marhe I
get so confused.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
All right, So how irritating is she today?

Speaker 9 (42:23):
All right? So Lillian and Victoria they own a salon
and one of their you know, one of their customers.
Nelly wants to play the phone taps, she said, call
them up because they always get these crazy people calling them.
So call up and like, say, you want to get
a wax or something. So Miss mosh Gallopsis wants to get.

Speaker 12 (42:37):
A first wax, first wax.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
That's about time she started. Ye, all right, let's listen
in to missus.

Speaker 28 (42:44):
Danielle.

Speaker 16 (42:44):
Thank you for calling spots to the courer.

Speaker 18 (42:46):
How can I help you?

Speaker 9 (42:48):
I wanted to make an appulment for what kind of service?
I want to make a wax and appullyment?

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Okay, yeah, we do axing. Which part of the body
did you want?

Speaker 9 (42:57):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (42:58):
We do bikini waxes under arm wax the uh, upper left.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
I don't understand, Like, what what do you do to
the bikini line? What happens we acquire a wax? You
mean you can go inside my private parts with wax?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (43:11):
Oh, I don't have you never wax before? No, I'm
an old lady.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
We didn't wax our parts back then. But I just
got myself a boyfriend and so my son Marvin said, Mom,
you probably want to get some waxing done for the
summer time. So that's why I called you.

Speaker 23 (43:25):
Your son told you to get a bikini wax.

Speaker 9 (43:27):
Yeah, my son Marving, he's up on all that stuff.
I don't know. I don't know this stuff. He said
something about my legs getting the waxen too, because I
look like a bell.

Speaker 13 (43:35):
Do you want the bikini wax and leg wax?

Speaker 9 (43:37):
Do I get a discount if I get my legs
and my bikinis done?

Speaker 5 (43:41):
No, we don't have any packages.

Speaker 28 (43:42):
All those are separate.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
I'm kind of giving you a gift because I got
lots of hair and you'll be taking all my hair away,
so I'm giving you something. Don't you think you should
be giving me something? Man, I got a lot of hair.
Let me tell you his his work.

Speaker 13 (43:54):
Man, Do you want to make an appointment otherwise I'm.

Speaker 14 (43:57):
Not sure what I will do?

Speaker 13 (43:58):
Huh?

Speaker 9 (43:59):
All right? Well with the senior did a stamp? How
much does it cost?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Rezillion is seventy eight?

Speaker 14 (44:03):
Just the bikini is sixty?

Speaker 9 (44:05):
All right?

Speaker 13 (44:05):
Wait?

Speaker 9 (44:05):
Hold on, so if I go to Brazil to get
it done, I get the senior discount.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Ma'am.

Speaker 13 (44:09):
I can't help you any longer.

Speaker 36 (44:11):
We have customers here in person that are in front
of me.

Speaker 14 (44:13):
Right now, So please just give us a callback once
you figure out what it is.

Speaker 37 (44:16):
That you want.

Speaker 13 (44:20):
So on and Scott, this is Lilian speaking.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
How may I help you?

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Is halloneen.

Speaker 9 (44:24):
I was just talking to a really nice lady and
she told me that if I got a wax and there,
you give me the senior discounts some way to go
to see this.

Speaker 10 (44:33):
I think she's crazy.

Speaker 13 (44:36):
Hello, ma'am, excuse me.

Speaker 9 (44:38):
Just because I'm an old lady don't mean I can't
hear you. And I heard you told me I was
crazy in the background.

Speaker 12 (44:44):
Ma'am, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 14 (44:46):
We'll offer a senior discount, especially for something as intimate
as waxing.

Speaker 9 (44:50):
All right, Can I make an appointment then?

Speaker 17 (44:52):
Of course?

Speaker 7 (44:52):
All right.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
I want to come in at seven thirty am on Wednesday.

Speaker 14 (44:56):
We don't open untilten din o'clock in the.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
Morning or right, so can you squeeze me in at
like nine thirty because my law and orders on and
I want to watch my repeats of law and orders,
so I have to make sure i'm home by ten am.

Speaker 29 (45:07):
What's the Tamanda during thirty.

Speaker 13 (45:12):
Okay, ma'am anything before ten am is.

Speaker 9 (45:15):
Not at all? All right? Fine, and how about eight pm?

Speaker 32 (45:18):
Then, I'm sorry we called at seven pm.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
Oh my goodness. You people do not know how to
do business. You said anything after ten am, So I
pick a PM.

Speaker 32 (45:26):
And you tell me now, our business is only open
from a seven pm.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
We are happy to help.

Speaker 13 (45:35):
You during those hours.

Speaker 9 (45:37):
Offer now. H well, ma'am Busse Morvins, the one's gonna
drive me for the waxing. Can he be in the
room when I get the waxing done?

Speaker 23 (45:46):
That's hard an Orthodox, we usually don't.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
Oh no, I'm not Orthodox. I'm a Catholic.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Oh my god, what she said she wants.

Speaker 14 (45:54):
To with her son in the world.

Speaker 28 (45:58):
Ma'am you can make an appointment between ten and then.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
You don't have any respect for old people to talk
to me that.

Speaker 14 (46:02):
Way that you're calling my place of business.

Speaker 9 (46:05):
And I'm just asking questions. All I wanted to know
because my son Marvin has to drive me there. I
don't know what kind of relationship you have with your son,
but maybe he looks at your all day and he
can do the wax thing for you. Why don't any
one that I was trying to do is make an
APPUYT mean to get my private pots wax because I
got a boyfriend now, and instead of being happy for me,
you'd be so nasty.

Speaker 19 (46:22):
Man.

Speaker 17 (46:22):
I am so happy that you have a boyfriend.

Speaker 14 (46:24):
This is wonderful.

Speaker 37 (46:25):
Okay, stop calling here now.

Speaker 9 (46:27):
I'm trying to make an appointment and instead of taking
my appointment, you.

Speaker 13 (46:31):
My phone.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
Huh.

Speaker 14 (46:33):
I know you hear me.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
You can't possibly not hear me.

Speaker 17 (46:35):
Huh are you putting?

Speaker 16 (46:38):
I'm gonna call the I'm gonna trace your call.

Speaker 10 (46:43):
I'm gonna trace your call.

Speaker 9 (46:44):
You're gonna trace it back to Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. What you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 13 (46:50):
Oh my god, it's a phone pray?

Speaker 10 (46:54):
Oh my god?

Speaker 14 (46:55):
Who told you to call Nelly?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Nelly?

Speaker 37 (47:02):
All right, Well, tell Nelly that she has to pay
double now and she comes in.

Speaker 13 (47:06):
For a next life Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 28 (47:11):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parties.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (47:27):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
We always get these lists, and sometimes I think that
without these lists, I really wouldn't have a foundation to
base my life off. I like that today's list twenty
things you need to learn before you can truly live
your best life.

Speaker 7 (47:43):
Oh, I wonder if I'm living my best life.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
I don't want to learn. Let's go down the list. Okay,
scary of music for this I do. It's now time
for twenty things you need to learn before you can
truly live your best life. Okay, you're listening Froggy, Yes,
Brody and you know what.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
And me being the oldest one in here and in
most rooms right now, I see how with age I
have learned some of these things.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Like number one, people come and go. It's hard to
really really come to the grips with the fact that
you're going to run into people in life and become
really close with them and then they're gonna disappear.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
Oh that's really hard, especially for me.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
A lot of friendship breakups have been harder than any
relationship breakup that I've gone through.

Speaker 9 (48:31):
Yeah, it's life that you need it to happen.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
People grow apart, friends grow apart. It's okay to let
them go and see.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Sometimes I think when we try to hold onto them
for too long, that's when the trouble begins.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Let them go. My next point, every lesson has a
price to pay. There's no free lunch ever, so true,
Oh well, you have to pay for it one way
or another. Number three Keep people who care close to
your heart, of course. Yeah, but don't you have.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
People in your life who just automatically assume will always
be there for you.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
So oh my gosh, one hundred percent.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
I actually text my sister yesterday and just said, I
just love you so much. I've been so lucky to
have you my entire life, and I take advantage of
it all the time.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
A relationship takes effort.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
You know that.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
I hate that one.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
What do you hate thatd' it?

Speaker 7 (49:15):
Just be easy? I just want it to be easy.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
I want relationships to be easy as well. And every
once in a while you'll come across relationship with someone
and they make it difficult.

Speaker 9 (49:23):
And you're like, just stop, and then you wonder if
it's worth it. But sometimes its Number five.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Grass is greener where you water. It is true.

Speaker 8 (49:33):
I think people look at other people's lives and think
something looks so amazing and I want that, And then
you get there and it's not that amazing. But if
you would have just taken care of your own things
and your dreams and hopes and aspirations.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
You have the green grass.

Speaker 9 (49:45):
I someone had a quote a long time ago that
I loved and it was like, crave what you have,
not what you don't.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
So true, but they also remind you and this grass
is greener where you water it. Thought is nothing comes easy, you.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Have to work for it.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
Yeah, all right, water your grass.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Number six can't please every one stadsda.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
I gave up on that one. I want time.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Number seven. You need to build meaningful relationships and build
it well. Know who to please, like your boss, your lecturer, elvis.

Speaker 9 (50:11):
I don't think that's on the list.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Who wrote this, whoever wrote this list, it's it's foul.
I can't even read what they wrote. Really, I like this,
so be okay, I'll read, but sort of what they
said be a build meaningful relationships and build it will.
Know who to please. By pleasing, I don't mean full
on liking their oh and maybe even their d.

Speaker 13 (50:34):
Much.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
I mean talk to them, know what they like, what
they don't like, go up for lunch with them. Number eight.
You need connections. This is true, especially in the business world.
It's it never hurts to know too many people.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Number nine, I love this. By the way, we're listening
to the list of things you need to learn before
you can truly live your best life. Number nine, No
one cares. I love that complaining about how much your
life sucks. No one cares. Yep, no one cares.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
And no one cares how you have an extra role
here or you know your nose is too big. You
see yourself in a different light than a lot of
people see you.

Speaker 27 (51:14):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
Number ten, no one owes you crap. You are responsible for.

Speaker 7 (51:19):
You, without a doubt. That's so important.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
No one owes you anything. Number eleven. Physical appearance isn't everything.
It's how you carry yourself.

Speaker 9 (51:27):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
Confidence takes you so much further than just being attractive.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Stand up straight, gandhi, stand up, I'm standing. Oh okay.
Number twelve. Your pride is not everything. It's not worth anything.
Put that pride down, apologize when it's needed.

Speaker 14 (51:41):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Number thirteen, You're only truly happy when you make peace
with yourself. I agree with that.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
That's a tough one to come to too.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
I actually did something the other day that left me
with an ounce of regret, and it really bothered me
until I just let that regret. We're all out off
and I felt pretty good about everything. You're only truly
happy when you make peace with yourself. I said that
Number fourteen. Don't be afraid to ridicule.

Speaker 22 (52:05):
Ah.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
I agree with that.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
People pass comments, people judge, feel free, analyze, people, ridicule them.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Yeah, I feel like anymore.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
If you say anything negative about anything, everyone just swarms
you like you are blank shaming.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
It's not necessarily shaming. I'm allowed to not like something,
and I'm allowed to say I.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Don't like it. Get over it. Number fifteen. Life is
never fair. We know that that's important. Sixteen Live by
what you believe in. It's kind of a deepence. Stick
to your values. Don't get swayed. You believe in second chances.
Give that, Give that a chance. I get it. Number seventeen.
Count your blessings. This is something we're all guilty of
forgetting to do.

Speaker 9 (52:40):
And I tell you I learn this more after my
father passed away than anything else, because the fact that
you don't realize how lucky you are until it's gone,
and you don't like I look at my family totally
different now. Even when the kids are being kids, being
a pain in my ass, I go okay, at least
they can be a pain in my ass.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Yeah, like what would it be?

Speaker 9 (53:03):
You know what I mean? Like, it's a totally different
and it sucks that it takes something to happen for
you to realize it. And I wish a lot of people,
myself included, realize these things sooner before something.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Like that happens.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
Choose your battles wisely. There's an important one. Oh, yes,
you don't have to fight every single thing that comes
down the road.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Nope. Number nineteen.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
I'll always take a step back if you think from
a different perspective. I always, always, I force myself to.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Do that sometimes, yeah, kind of far, especially when.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
We're in the middle of a controversial something going on
in the background here at the show or whatever. It's
sometimes difficult just to take your emotion out, pull back
and look at the whole thing and learn from it.

Speaker 9 (53:43):
That's the hardest thing for me to do. If I'm
having an argument, especially with like my husband or something like,
I only see my view and sometimes it's not until
I really piss him off, and then the next morning
I call him and he goes, I know the call
I'm going to get. I totally see my side now.
But it took twenty four hours of you.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
You'll be pissed off, okay, but that's how you learn.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
That's how you figured it out and finally be kind.
Always ooh, well, that's a that's my challenging one.

Speaker 13 (54:07):
No, it's not it.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
I don't necessarily mean to be short.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Is it a good word I have? I have no patience, right,
I've come to a point in my life where I
don't don't. I don't have any patience for anyone. And
I got I got that from a dad.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
That's all right.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
What Froggy, why are you laughing?

Speaker 12 (54:25):
Because you yelled at me last week in a Starbucks
And I didn't really do anything wrong.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
It was on that star No, no, we were we
were standing, there were people in line behind this, and
I'm like, what do you want, Froggy, Froggy, I swear
to you. He walks up to the counter and looks
at the lady behind the Starbucks counter and almost has
that hey.

Speaker 12 (54:42):
Well what do you have here? I did that just
because I knew you were already irritated, So like, you
know what, I'm just going to poke the sleeping bear.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Is that really what you need to do? Is the
sleeping bear?

Speaker 9 (54:51):
The bear, Please don't wake them up.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
So where did we get this?

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Oh, let me double check.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Talk from thought cattalog.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
It's very good there.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
It's called the twenty Things you need to learn before
you can truly live your best life. What was your
favorite thing out of all those twenty?

Speaker 8 (55:08):
I think really important ones are to count your blessings.
And if you think about all the things in your
life that are good, it sends you down a trajectory
of more positive things coming your way. And life is
not fair, and if you can accept that, things will
be a lot easier.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Yeah, Daniell would have been with them.

Speaker 9 (55:21):
The count your blessings one is so so so relevant.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
My other one is no one owes you crap. I
love that no one owes you anything.

Speaker 9 (55:29):
And be kind to people because honestly, if you, honestly,
if you go up to somebody today and just say, hey,
your hair looks so cute, or while those shoes are awesome,
that tiny, tiny, tiny comment could make their entire day.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the big show.

Speaker 9 (55:49):
So they have to do these secret things like stick
shampoo bottles in the.

Speaker 13 (55:55):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
Until then, say bye everybody, Bye, Elvis ter.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
In the Morning Show, Gandhi said, and the other shows
used to work for They used to do this thing
called what do you do?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
What do you make?

Speaker 5 (56:18):
And people call up and tell you what they did
and what they make.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Eighty five thousand dollars for a company truck driver on
the road Monday through Friday, on the at home on
the weekends. Let's see, here's someone who makes sixty seven
grand a year.

Speaker 12 (56:30):
We don't know why.

Speaker 35 (56:33):
What what?

Speaker 9 (56:34):
Nate's trying to get you.

Speaker 13 (56:37):
What? Nate?

Speaker 12 (56:38):
Well, you read the one.

Speaker 9 (56:40):
Okay, he looks like he's doing like a hang loose
yep like.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Yeah, let's move on. Let's go to line twenty four.
Talk to Steve Hi.

Speaker 38 (56:49):
Steve Hi, how are you guys doing.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
We're doing well, We're doing really well. So Steve, what
do you do? What do you make?

Speaker 14 (56:58):
So?

Speaker 38 (56:58):
I work for a company that they do has matt
still respots, So we pick up all kinds of nasty
stuff and I make plight around ninety grandy air.

Speaker 13 (57:07):
Wow.

Speaker 38 (57:08):
Hey, I know in Rochester, New York, which is really
good money up here.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
That is great money. But the thing is is you're
picking up hazardous materials. I mean, what kind of what
kind of goop are you working with every day?

Speaker 38 (57:21):
Well, it depends on the day, but most times it's
just kind of like like it the transplants over so
it's like an oil that's in the transformers that's open up.
So yeah, so nothing to have this, but you know
it's bad for your health. But there's also some places
we go to factories where they have all kinds of

(57:42):
nasty chemicals. One was had hydrofluoric acid.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
We cleaned up.

Speaker 32 (57:47):
You know.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
By the way, if you want to make some extra cash,
if you could clean up our studio refrigerator, we're scary
list scary list salmon in there for three months. If
you can put on your your has Matt suit and
come on in to try beca New York we could
use you.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
We need you, I mean we need you. Well, look,
do you like do you like what you do? Do
you enjoy doing it?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah? I love it.

Speaker 38 (58:08):
It's a new adventure every day fun.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Now do you like it?

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Because it's a new adventure every day. Or is it
because do you work with nice people? That's really a
great thing. You got to work with people you like?
Or how does that works?

Speaker 38 (58:20):
It's probably both of those because we have a really
great team up here. There's like twenty five or some
of us in say New York here. And you know, also,
just as you know something new, there's always a change.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
So you know, this could be actually a script for
a TV show or a movie.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
You know, a bunch of people who are friends and
they actually you know, they make a living cleaning up
pazardous materials and all the good and stuff.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
No, it's really really yeah, you're right, you know what?
All right, you know, get on that.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Yeah, steal my idea, make money.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
Yeah, Yandi, Nate might need to take this guy's info
for some notes, because I bet he'd be great at
cleaning up a murder scene or something that would have
to do.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Yes, that's that's more a cleanup. It's not that hazardous. Tay, Steve,
thank you for calling. You have a safe day at work. Okay, Well,
thanks you too, all right?

Speaker 6 (59:08):
By by Kevin Online twenty three. Driving a truck, you know,
driving trucks. Now, this is a wide spectrum of things.
You can drive big truck, small trucks, long haul, short haul.
I don't know what exactly, what exactly is it you
do driving the truck, Kevin, And.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Good morning I drive it.

Speaker 25 (59:22):
Hey, good morning to you as well. Good morning everybody.
I drive a big truck, a tractor trailer. I basically
I drive from Ohio to Texas and back all lot
of auto parts and dog food.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
Wow, interesting combination it is.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
That I'm dying to open a bout together. I'm dying
to open up an auto part dog food store. And
you're if you could add me to your root.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
All right? So when, if you don't mind, what do
you make a year? Uh?

Speaker 25 (59:53):
Eighty five a year more than I was making when
I worked in sales.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
That's great.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
And plus there's okay, I'm I'm trying to I think
there's independence here. You're on the road by yourself. You're
not really nagged by other people in the office who
need you at every moment. So you really have a
lot of a loan time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
And do you like that? Is that good for you?

Speaker 15 (01:00:10):
Oh?

Speaker 37 (01:00:10):
I love it.

Speaker 12 (01:00:10):
I hate people too, I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Would like it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
So you found the perfect job. Well, Kevin, Thank you,
and you know what we love. We love everyone out
of the road, keeping America moving. And of course we
really really saw that highlighted when COVID hit what you
do is so important. Thank you and stay safe this weekend. Okay, Hey,
you're welcome, Thank you, Thanks for Colin, thanks for listening
to it. Oh bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 19 (01:00:34):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Ho I love that online too? Is Aliana? Hello, Allana,
welcome to our show. Am I saying your name correctly?

Speaker 37 (01:00:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (01:00:43):
You're saying it right.

Speaker 14 (01:00:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 34 (01:00:45):
This is so excited boy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
As it is for us. It's mutual. It's exciting to
talk to a real, live cake decorator because we love
decorated cakes. Talk about it. How did you get into this, Aliana?

Speaker 27 (01:00:56):
Well, I've kind of always been like real into baking
and all that. So I went to school for baking
and tastetry at Johnson and Wells University, and this is
kind of the first like real job that I landed,
So I've kind of always been into it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
Wait, what's the coolest cake you've made?

Speaker 27 (01:01:21):
That's a really good question. Honestly, I don't know. I'm
kind of proud of all of the cakes that I've made,
but I'm gonna have to say, like I made a couple,
you know, in the past, even before this job, I've
made a couple wedding cakes, and I think that's really
cool thing to do. But I think my favorite cake
that I've done overall is gender reveal cakes because people
trust you to, you know, be a part of that moment.

Speaker 24 (01:01:43):
Of their life.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Oh wow, Yeah, you know what. It's more than just
a dessert that looks good. It's there for a reason.
There's a reason that cake is there and you're a
part of it. That's so cool. Okay, So if you
don't mind, how much do you make?

Speaker 27 (01:01:56):
Well, I guess it'd really I should make about the
dollars in an hour?

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Was that fifteen an hour? Is that what you said?

Speaker 27 (01:02:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
As of right now, you're doing what you love doing.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
It sounds like you're really charged up doing it and
you understand the importance behind what you do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
It's more than just making cakes and decorating them.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
This is, like I said, aboard of people's lives, and
you're very important, very important stuff. Aleana, Well, thanks for
sharing with us.

Speaker 17 (01:02:19):
This is the most exciting part of my DAC.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
I hope it gets more exciting than this, honey, Seriously,
you deserve better, all right, Aleana, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
What's up? Scary? I have a hypothesis.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I feel like we're not going to get any eight
figure people on the phone right now because I feel
like they don't wake up till lunchtime, because they have
their people, their staff up at six seven o'clock in
the morning doing there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
I don't know, you know what.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
After studying the habits of very very successful people, there
are many books out about it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
A lot of them are up very early.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Scary, right, so I must I'm I'm just saying all
of them, but a lot of them do get up
very early, and they get started long before we do. Yious,
So just consider that any thoughts so far? This is
kind of interesting, loving I'm loving hearing what people do
and how they're connected to it and how they are Yes, right.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
That's the part that I think is the most interesting
is finding out like the little ins and outs of
people's jobs and who's doing what for us that we
didn't even know was happening. And I always want to
know from truck drivers, how many days a week are
you driving?

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
What's the weirdest stuff you see? I just feel like
it's so interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Let's keep asking questions. Where are we going next? Lacey
online twenty four? Very important job.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Let's go talk to Lacey. Hi, Lacey, We're so excited
to talk to you to find out.

Speaker 12 (01:03:30):
What you do, what you make?

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:03:33):
Hi all?

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
I God, I'm so excited as we are as well. Okay,
So what do you do, Lacey?

Speaker 20 (01:03:39):
I'm a nuclear medicine cardiac stress tip.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:03:44):
Wow, See that sounds important to you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
That's another day at the office. To us, that's wow,
that's beyond anything we understand.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
So tell us what you do. What is it you
do do?

Speaker 20 (01:03:56):
So we travel from office to office of cardiologists and
basically we perform the stress test like they walk on
the treadmill or they get the chemical stress to see
through the blockages in their hearts or if they have
any heart disease. So we're a first hand on that
frontline trying to protect them from any heart conditions.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Wow do you what do you love about what you do?
Something that we may not understand because we don't.

Speaker 34 (01:04:20):
Do it well.

Speaker 20 (01:04:22):
I love the interaction with the patients of course, and
then also love having that like I guess fulfillment is
selfish as that sound to like protect them and know
that they're going to leave and they're going to feel
a little bit better about what's going.

Speaker 14 (01:04:35):
On in their day to day lives that we may
not see.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
Wow, I find it interesting that you said you thought
that was a little selfish in saying that you're being fulfilled.
Not at all that I mean other than a great paycheck,
which I'm assuming you get, I mean, fulfillment is more important,
I would say, in many ways, don't you think, Yeah.

Speaker 32 (01:04:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:04:54):
I just you know, they're feeling more better about themselves
and stuff.

Speaker 17 (01:04:58):
And sometimes it is.

Speaker 20 (01:04:59):
Bad when people get like bad news, but like at
the end of the day that I know that we
can help them and let them see what's going on
so they could further fix what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
There you go, So now we know what you do.

Speaker 20 (01:05:12):
What do you make around fifty thousand a year varies
with like knowledge and everything because.

Speaker 21 (01:05:18):
I do travel.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Wow, And so plus you get to travel, you don't
have to stay in one place at one time. And
if that's what you really love doing, that's great for.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
You too, See right, I love it. See we're stuck
in these these chairs all for four hours. I wish
I could travel like you. Lady. Thank you so much
for sharing.

Speaker 20 (01:05:37):
Love y'all every morning, and so I love y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Well, it's like we're with you at the same time,
we're kind of stuck here.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Love you, Lacy. Thanks for listening and you stay safe
and thanks for helping people. That's really great.

Speaker 29 (01:05:49):
All right, love y'all.

Speaker 30 (01:05:50):
Byke.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
So what are you thinking this guy? This is great? Guys, Yeah,
this is awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:05:53):
I love what different people do because, like I said before,
somebody has to do it. You just never know who
it is.

Speaker 12 (01:05:59):
I just feel interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
It is interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
I just still still feel weird asking people what they make.
This is okay, yeah, scary.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
I like this because I'm looking through and seeing what
my fallback job could be.

Speaker 23 (01:06:11):
Oh please, and what could that be?

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
What are you land?

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
They're scary?

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Well I tell you let me. Let's go down.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
A lot of people are texting. Let's see how many
of these you could fall back on. Here's a family.
This is a mortgage banker makes over two hundred thousand
a year. Do you know how to do mortgage banking?

Speaker 14 (01:06:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
A registered dietitian for a nursing home, making sure residents.
That's an important gig. They're keeping people in nursing home
nutritionally balanced. At fifty three thousand a year, could you
fall back on that?

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
No, no, he couldn't.

Speaker 12 (01:06:41):
Here it can balance its own nutrition.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Full time airline captain and part time truck driver making
about one hundred and thirty thousand a year. Could you
fly an airplane?

Speaker 14 (01:06:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
Could you drive? Could you be a truck driver? Maybe
it's more than just getting behind a wheel and moving.

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Right, there's a lot more to it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
You wouldn't be able to be on Instagram at all
while you drove. He can never do that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Can you do maintenance at a steel mill for ninety
five tonand a year physical labor?

Speaker 27 (01:07:10):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
How about a wealth manager?

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
Here's a wealth manager that makes about a million and
a half a year and they get up at four
thirty every morning.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Wow, what does it take to be that though? Like
wealth management? Yeah, he's got he's got a hard gig. Well, well,
you need to understand and have a passion for wealth management.

Speaker 25 (01:07:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:07:28):
Yeah, you're responsible for other people's money.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Yeah, and you got to know numbers. You have to
know trends. You gotta you got to. You have to
know where to go for a pet groomer. You can
do this. A pet groomer. They make eighty five grand
a year. Pet for scary.

Speaker 12 (01:07:44):
Maybe I would not try. I would not trust Scary
to groom my dogs with a razor.

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Here's someone, here's someone with two jobs, a New York
state court officer where they make eighty three a year
and they also.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Own a cheerleading gym. They make a run seventy a year.
Could you do? Could you own a cheerleading gym or
be a court officer? Two four six eight? Who do
we appreciate? I'm moving on to that cheerleader gig.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
No, you just lost the cheerleader gig is what you?
Line twenty three is George. George is an elevator constructor. Hey, George,
have you texted us before? That sounds familiar to.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Me for some reason.

Speaker 16 (01:08:21):
Yeah, I've texted you before, and I've actually met you
at your book signing, and I actually met you at
a King Saladeena mat Oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
George, It's like we're best friends. So George, uh uh yeah.
For some reason, that weird. Ha's just got a vibe
off your call. I'm feeling things.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Uh.

Speaker 16 (01:08:39):
We were the couple that gave you the King Saladeen
the red October shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Yeah, that's right. You know we love King Saladeen. I
love him.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
What a great artist. And so we met through that,
uh in New York City. So George, your your day job,
and you're an elevator constructor. So something scary definitely couldn't
do because I wouldn't get in get in an elevator Bill, George,
what does that mean exactly? Construction of elevators? It sounds
easy to describe it. I want to hear your take.

Speaker 16 (01:09:09):
We basically put the elevator together from the ground up,
So the erails that hold the elevator, the cab, everything
that you see inside the elevator is done by us.
And then everything you don't see, the mechanical things that
make the elevator move, we install. Yeah, you know, we
do all that, and everything is brought in piece by piece,

(01:09:30):
so it's not like one big unit comes in. So
we actually hand put together the whole entire thing.

Speaker 9 (01:09:36):
Wow, I would never thought that. I would have thought
it just came assembled.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
I'm assuming another major priority for you guys is safety,
because those can those are like big old dangerous rooms
of hell if they if they're together correctly, right.

Speaker 16 (01:09:58):
Yeah, I mean they You got to be definitely aware
of your surroundings and what you're doing, and you know,
have a plan for everything you're doing, so it's all
done safe.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
All right, There you go, So George, Uh, there's the
here's the embarrassing question. What do you on average? What
do you make per year doing elevator construction?

Speaker 16 (01:10:16):
Most years when it's a good year two and fifteen?

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
There you got, Wow, safe, scary?

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
What's that job.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Again? I wouldn't step on a step stool. That's scary.
Consuls we know. And of course George, what's the number
one elevator construction joke? I know, I know what it is.
Do you know what it is? Of course you do.
How how do you like your job? Is the question?
And your answer is it has its ups and downs.

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
George, man, it's so good to talk to you again.
I tell your wife, I said, Hi, it's your wife.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Right, I will, yes, my wife.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
And it was a pleasure meeting you got guys at
the book event and at the King Soliding event and.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Of course here on the show. All right, thank you.
There you go. We got to move on. But actually
this is fantastic.

Speaker 13 (01:11:11):
Ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Do you think I look in bred?

Speaker 14 (01:11:14):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:11:26):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
We talked to David in Chicago. Hi David, welcome to
the show. What's going on with you?

Speaker 16 (01:11:37):
Good morning, mister Duran.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
How are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
I'm doing fine. Let me warn everyone David is about
to speak about his penis. Go right a hill.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Hi.

Speaker 24 (01:11:45):
Okay, So with my penis, I had to go to
the doctor's office. I had such an awkward Scottie moment.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Yeah, what happened.

Speaker 24 (01:11:52):
I had to get an ult I had to get
an ultrasound done. And my package is out penis however
you want to call it, and in walks the ultrasound technician.
It's one of my wife's best friends.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Oh okay, okay, all right, this is this is not
a roller coaster. Calm down everywhere.

Speaker 13 (01:12:11):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
You just sit there, you put your penis the way
and walk out? No, no, no, go ahead, but don't
listen to her. David, what did you do with you
and your penis.

Speaker 24 (01:12:22):
You just sat there and thought to myself, Yeah, this
is going to be so awkward for the rest.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Of my life.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
No, no, but tell them what else happened during the
course of that same day.

Speaker 24 (01:12:33):
So I went to the dinner with my wife and
she goes, hey, our friends are going to meet up,
and in walks the best friend that just looked at
my penis.

Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
I hope she washed her hands.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Oh gosh, well, okay, so this happens. Look, you know what,
We've got to stop thinking that people in the medical
field really give a rat's ass about our private parts.

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
Best friend she might.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
So now now you're wife's all of her friends are
gonna know about about mister ding dong.

Speaker 24 (01:13:05):
Yeah, that's the only thing I think about was my
ding dong is now in the princess of her head
at all times.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
I beg your pardon. Well, there's a visual right there.
Well I know, but so did you? Did she order
the sausage at dinner? Tell me, yeah, there's nothing better
that I like going to.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
The doctor and someone will come in to give me
my whatever in my you know, the shot, and they'll
play your pants down. Let me see okay, and right
as the needles going into my ass they go by
the way.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
We love your show. No, yeah, please don't assert things
in my butt when you're talking to me like that.
I'm sorry. What's that?

Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
I have a question for the guys when you go
to a doctor in this situation, which is worse to
not be excited at all or to be excited when
they touch you?

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Neither neither either. You don't want to be non excited,
you don't want to be excited.

Speaker 7 (01:13:51):
Is there a middle ground?

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:13:53):
Yeah, okay, but I will.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
Tell you this, and David will attest to this.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
And guys know when you know that, you know you're
just sitting there in the road, but you know, gonna
come in and look at everything you do, kind of
fluff yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
That's a little bit you do.

Speaker 12 (01:14:04):
You're gonna pull on in a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
All right. When that said, David.

Speaker 12 (01:14:11):
Turtle off exactly right.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
All right, David, have a beautiful day you and your penis,
and thanks for listening. It's nice to know both of
you are listening at the same time.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Have a great day.

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
No, no, there you go, I need somebody else, Daniel.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
It's an ultra I don't care time to grow up, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
My husband's best friend walked in and he was myecologist.
I'd be like, see you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
That's enough for me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
All right, Danielle, what's it all about?

Speaker 9 (01:14:44):
All right? And that emails us and wanted us to
phone tap her husband, Ralph. He owns Columbo's Market, and
she wants us to call him and complain about the food.
And he takes a lot of pride in his Ralphie
Boye Special, so we're gonna tell him it stinks.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
This is Ralph speaking. I canna help you.

Speaker 9 (01:15:02):
Yeah, Hi, Ralph, This is Michelle. I was in there
the other day and I ordered your Ralphie boy Special.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Uh huh.

Speaker 9 (01:15:07):
And the purshute tastes like crap because it tastes like
you got it out of the garbage dump. A serious, Yeah,
I'm serious. Where I'm gonna call you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
And Lidia, No, I just never had a complain about
my bridute that cost me eleven ninety five a pounds,
So it's it's hard to believe that the palmer would
taste like like you're saying it does.

Speaker 9 (01:15:25):
I don't care what it costs you. It costs me
a stomach ache.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I have to tell you, I haven't had one complaint
about a rappie boy. If you come in, I'll make
anything you want on the house.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
Well, if you ate, would you try it again?

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Excuse me?

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
If you ate, would you try it again?

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Well, first of all, I would never call someplace in
tell them that they made.

Speaker 9 (01:15:42):
Well, I'm sorry, but I'm being honest with you. I
just got to call you up. And I never had
such crap food before.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Well, I have to I apologize, But I have to
tell you I've never had one complain about that sandwich.

Speaker 9 (01:15:52):
Well, I had to take two days off work because
my stomach cart's so bad, you know, and.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
It's it's a big piece of breduote. Other people are
eating and nobody's called me to say that they've gotten sick.

Speaker 9 (01:16:02):
You're working in such a dump anyway, Maybe you don't
take care of the food in the place.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
And no, I'm sorry now now I have to. Now
I have to take offense because I feed a lot
of people here every day, and nobody calls me and
says that my food is except for you.

Speaker 9 (01:16:14):
You definitely got a bad Proshoot.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Well, Michelle, I've been eating all week. I'm not sick
of I'm never.

Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
Eating in your piece of place again.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
You know you want to call this a piece of place,
But I'm telling you. Nobody's called me to tell me anything.

Speaker 9 (01:16:26):
Don't get smart with me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Yes, I feel like you're getting smart with me.

Speaker 9 (01:16:29):
No, I'm just telling you how it is. I'm just
being honest.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Now you pissed me off. Oh please, now you pissed
me off. I want to make this right for you.
If you want to make it right, fine, Otherwise, don't
come here and eat no more.

Speaker 9 (01:16:42):
I ain't coming here and eat no.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Columbo's Market Ralph speaking.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
Yeah, Ralph, what the hell? You can't talk to me
like a man?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Trying to talk to you like a man. You're yelling
at me. You're yelling at me, and I'm telling you
that my food is good. I don't get nobody sick.
So I don't know where you what you ate with
your brishoots, which or what else you did? You know?
And I'm not trying to be nasty. I was trying
to be nice to you. You call my business a
piece and that's not right. I wouldn't do that no
matter what you did to me. And I have a
woman that comes in every day and eat that sandwich,

(01:17:11):
and when she comes in today, I'm gonna ask her
how it was yesterday.

Speaker 9 (01:17:14):
Maybe she's got a like a death wish or something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
No, maybe you do, okay, because if and if I
had a complaint about someplace, I would go there and
I would allow that person the opportunity to make it
right for me.

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
If I go there, I wind up smacking you in
the face.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I wish you would come here and smack me in
the face. I really wish you would.

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
Oh please, what were you gonna do? Hit me back?

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
No, I'm gonna stand there with my hands behind my
back and watch watch all the other people watch you
make a fool of yourself.

Speaker 14 (01:17:38):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
I got a sparkling inspection from the health department. They
check all my food. Everything I have here is good.

Speaker 9 (01:17:44):
Maybe you pay them off.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Maybe maybe you know I don't have time for you.
Miss Brejuts weigh thirty five pounds. You didn't eat thirty
five pounds of brillut. So somebody else ate that brizute
and didn't get sick for.

Speaker 9 (01:17:56):
Pus and the MutS.

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
How do I know the first moods.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Wasn't because I make it every day by hand.

Speaker 9 (01:18:03):
Your hands are so great that they make good Monty.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
You don't want sweetie, don't call me back anymore because
we're gonna just keep hanging up on you.

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
Hey what you goofy?

Speaker 10 (01:18:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
I'm goofy and your Cinderella.

Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
Yeah yeah. And who's the goofy looking person that works
in the store with you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
That lady, you really got a lot of balls staying
out on the phone. I really wish you'd come in
and say it in person.

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
Well, what are you gonna do? You're gonna hit a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
I just want to see who this jerk is that's
looking like that.

Speaker 9 (01:18:26):
The jerk is talking.

Speaker 7 (01:18:27):
That's you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
All right, listen, have a nice day, Okay. I just
tasted the bajuote to make sure that I didn't get sick.

Speaker 9 (01:18:33):
Oh, now you're being as smart as no I did.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I came up here. It tasted the bajute and the
MUDs aow, and they're both fine.

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
Uh huh, Well they taste fine, but wait till you're
in the bathroom later on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Want you come here? You can watch me go you
make chicken.

Speaker 9 (01:18:45):
Palm what you make chicken palm? Yeah, because Elvis Durant
in the Morning Show would really love some chicken palm
and that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Do you have somebody do this? I'll tell you. I
got to take freaking biography, I mean dire next for this.
Now you did this, I'm gonna kill my wife.

Speaker 9 (01:19:01):
Yeah, you've just been phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Oh Jesus Christ, I'm taking phone tapped me.

Speaker 9 (01:19:09):
This is Danielle Monaro.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Are you married?

Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
He's not gonna be looking for a new wife.

Speaker 28 (01:19:13):
Lift today, Elvis.

Speaker 13 (01:19:15):
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 28 (01:19:18):
This phone tap was pre recorded permission granted by author.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
Is Elvis Teran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 20 (01:19:35):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
There is an article a plain View Middle school teacher
has been pulled from the classroom after handing out an
assignment to fifth graders asking them who they would allow
into a fallout shelter an event of a nuclear attack.
It's almost like, do marry or kill? But you know,
in a fallout shelter with kids, can you then just kill?

Speaker 9 (01:19:57):
As an assignment.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Underneath the questions were potential answer yes, were potential answers
that included Okay, here it is. So, here's their assignment.
I have a copy of it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
Oh, it's called fall out shelter. An unknown enemy has
launched a nuclear strike on Long Island. Because of advanced
warning technology, you are aware that you have twenty minutes
to get yourself into a fallout shelter located in your neighborhood.
When you arrive, ten other people wanting to get in
will greet you. The shelter has enough supplies for you

(01:20:27):
and six other people to survive the three months you
must remain inside. Before you come out safely, your group
must decide unanimously who will be brought in and who
will be left out. And then they give you the
list of people to choose from.

Speaker 13 (01:20:41):
Stop it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
Will you allow the following people or not allow the
following people into your fallout shelter for three months? Number one,
a sixteen year old pregnant girl discuss I dare you no?

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
Are you serious?

Speaker 16 (01:20:54):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
Let me just give you the list.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
Are we giving you yes or nose for each one?

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
You're not? How can we not get let a sixteen
year old breaking girl in?

Speaker 9 (01:21:00):
Well, because that's a lot of liability with a baby.

Speaker 7 (01:21:03):
If you're in a fallout shelter. You don't know what's
gonna go on.

Speaker 8 (01:21:05):
You don't know if you're gonna have to have a
quick escape at some point, and a baby's gonna drive.

Speaker 7 (01:21:09):
How ain't gonna feed the baby?

Speaker 9 (01:21:10):
Like you got to make sure you have the supplies
ahead of time.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Well, there's no baby. If you leave her out, she'll
be incinerated.

Speaker 7 (01:21:16):
We don't know that for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
Okay, keep in mind these are.

Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
All thrown out to fifth graders. Okay, would you let
into the shelter a police officer with multiple charges of
brutality pending against him? Or would you let in a
thirty eight year old retired prostitute? Or would you let
in a seventy five year old priest? It's a priest,
but he's seventy five, right, No? Would you let in
a thirty five year old sterile female doctor?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Hell?

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
How about a husband and wife they refuse to be separated.
He's a lawyers, he's an alcoholic.

Speaker 7 (01:21:51):
Nope, annoying? Why they're annoying?

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
Would you let in a thirty one year old homosexual architect?

Speaker 14 (01:21:58):
Hell?

Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
Yeah, we became built for us in the Would you.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
Let in a fifty year old musician previously addicted to cocaine?

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
Is there cocaine in the shelter.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
He's previously previously.

Speaker 9 (01:22:11):
Then he's okay. Then he's going to entertain us if
he brings this to but there, and finally.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
The list are ten people you have to think about
letting in a twenty eight year old drifter with no
skills whatsoever.

Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
No, that's just food. Okay, give a minute. I have
a question though, were there is this a quiz where
they're wrong and right answers like did you get graded
on it?

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
I'm trying to figure out the logic. I think she
wanted them to talk it out. Yeah, to understand that
it's a priest. But he's seventy five?

Speaker 12 (01:22:40):
What grade is this for?

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
Fifth grade?

Speaker 12 (01:22:43):
And I know what a prostitute is?

Speaker 14 (01:22:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 14 (01:22:47):
Did she?

Speaker 9 (01:22:48):
Is she still teaching?

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
Well, she has been. I do believe she's been suspended.

Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
Students in the teacher's Health class, we're given an assignment
other choices, your issue. Your group must decide unanimously who
will you brought in, who will be left out? And
then you have to discuss the teacher who has not
publicly is not identified, will remain out of the classroomuntal
an investigation is concluded, So there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
Interesting.

Speaker 8 (01:23:14):
I don't think the teacher should have gotten suspended. I
know I'm the only person who doesn't think that, but
I think it's interesting. It's one of those assignments those
kids are going to remember forever and it makes you
really think and discuss why why would you pick these people?
Why would you not? I don't see the huge deal
with it. I know some of the subject matter is
a little sketchy, but come on, fifth graders they know
all this stuff anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
I know it's sure.

Speaker 12 (01:23:34):
How old are fifth grader is eleven twelve?

Speaker 7 (01:23:37):
They are like ten eleven. They have the internet.

Speaker 12 (01:23:39):
Probet they know what prostitutes are.

Speaker 9 (01:23:41):
Yea they Maybe the teacher could have rode home. Maybe
the pole ass Okay, should just call the pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
So here we are having the discussion. So let me
put this out to you. Now there's Scary Gandhi, Danielle, Nate, Me,
Scotty Bee and Diamond. I'm just looking at the people
who are right here with us. Seven people.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
Yeah, but there's only room for five of us. We
have to eliminate two people and not let them into
our fallout.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Shelter.

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
Okay, Oh damn, hmmm, you'll get to vote, right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
I don't know my name's on the T shirt. I
already got eliminated. Yeah, froggy. Okay, So we have there's
seven of us, right, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight of us. Ok Now, there's eight, but we can
only let five people in. We have to eliminate three.

Speaker 7 (01:24:33):
We have to eliminate three. I have my three.

Speaker 9 (01:24:36):
You already have it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
You have to think about it. About it for a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
Who are you going to eliminate? And why?

Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
Okay, no brainer? Scary and Scotty out.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
Okay, Scotty, you're out.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
Because Scotty gets hurt so easily all the time. He
gets a paper cut and he's like, I'm dying.

Speaker 7 (01:24:52):
I have an infection. It's gonna be. I can't deal
with that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
That would be fatiguing.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
I guess I love him and he's hilarious.

Speaker 9 (01:24:58):
Scotty has two kids, so I I feel like he
needs I feel bad.

Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
Yeah, you need to go be a dad too too.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
The kids aren't coming.

Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
I'm saying it. If he does, if he gets all
that's right now, forget that song.

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
Okay, So Scary you're eliminating.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
Yeah, come on, I never get sick. You would eat
all the food, all the resources would.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Be you would eat every can of corn.

Speaker 9 (01:25:16):
Yeah, but if something happened, you could eat his calves.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Yeah, you do have big, meaty calves. But who's the third.

Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
I hate to do this, and I'm only doing it
because I went off the grid with her and she
is not a survivalist.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
Diamond has to go, Diamond, Diamond, Diamond. She's not letting
you come down in the shelter.

Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
Well, let's turn the karaoke machine.

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
On bother of the karaoke machine not allowed in the shelter.

Speaker 8 (01:25:41):
I'd like to say, for the record, Diamond really hurts
my soul. It would be a very, very difficult decision.
But I just know that if you know there was
the smallest inconvenience, she's gonna burn the whole thing till
the ground.

Speaker 9 (01:25:51):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
Okay, back to the story.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
I totally see how this could perpetuate all an interesting
conversation as long as the kids are smart enough to
do it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:00):
I think there's other ways to get smart conversations going than.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
That a parent speaking.

Speaker 9 (01:26:07):
By the way, here's why this is scary, and we
know that unfortunately we're having these kinds of drills in
school because unfortunately this is the world we live in.
So to put that in front of these kids is
a reality. And then say, here, choose who's coming in
your shelter, like that's me, especially at that age. Maybe
in college they can figure it out and around and

(01:26:29):
it's better, but not that age, And that's I think
it's nuts.

Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
It's so Sophie's choice, all right, So you had to
choose from an emotional fifty year old preman apaustal woman's
who's me?

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Is suffering empty nest syndromes? Do we want that in
our shelter?

Speaker 12 (01:26:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
How About a pre alcoholic fifty nine year old homosexual
disc chalk?

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Do you want me in your shelter? How about a
forty three year old man that might be a murder?

Speaker 7 (01:27:02):
This is turning out terribly these descriptions.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
How about, oh, should we let this woman in? A
thirty something year old menace that's prone to kidney infections?

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
If I just got one, you're prone, damn it?

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
I don know what you in my fallout shelter. How
About a forty something your old man child that loves
to eat scary.

Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
You can't have heavy eaters, and it's a lot of
situations to be people that you can.

Speaker 9 (01:27:28):
Yeah, gon ration, he's not gonna rash.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
And the shelter.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
Do we want a horny Tampa Bay Bucks fan that
loves gadgets that kind of winning Froggy.

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My favorites were always when a big old dolly drag
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Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
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Speaker 9 (01:27:50):
I get a kick out of drag queen. People always say, oh, God,
believe you I talk about the drag queen. I said, look,
I don't care what the dragon long is a dragon
to Marshall.

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Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Today, Elvis dan in the Morning Show. Yeah, this is

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Hey, do you have something in your house or in
your car? It's been broken. It's broken, it's been broken.
You just accept it if you move on. Yeah, you
don't get it fixed. You just leave it there and
you just kind of work around it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:41):
I know Froggy when I stayed at Froggy's house in
the in the guest bedroom, the shower. He had to
come in and give me a tutorial on how to
open like a turn on a shower yep.

Speaker 12 (01:28:50):
Right, because it was broken and if you and if
you turned it the wrong way, water would comes shooting
out of the wall.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Yeah, so I had had to let you know that.

Speaker 12 (01:28:59):
Don't do that. Are you gonna cause a giant mess here?

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Exactly? He said. But what he said, are you about
to turn on the shower like on the other side
of the door. I'm like, yeah, what no, no, no,
put your pants on, I'm coming in. So why didn't you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Get it fixed?

Speaker 12 (01:29:12):
Because that requires hiring a plumber. Yes, and I tried
to fix myself a couple of times. It never did
really fix it. But you know what, when I show
you how to operate it, it worked. That's all it
really mattered.

Speaker 9 (01:29:22):
Mine is the shower too, because it's so the water
comes out of the shower and the tub part at
the same time, and no matter what I do, so
if someone's over, I have to go in there jiggle
the thing, turn the thing a certain way and then
you can get both kind of and it's been that
way for so long, but it's like you just accepted whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
That's my point.

Speaker 6 (01:29:42):
Sometimes maybe people the same thing. You have a broke
someone in your life who's totally broken.

Speaker 23 (01:29:49):
Yeah, just accept it.

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
Anyway, What about you, Gandhi? Your parents, your parents' house.

Speaker 7 (01:29:53):
My parents house drives me insane.

Speaker 8 (01:29:56):
So when I was there, my dad had a triple bypass.
I realized that front door was the thing that was broken.
You could not get in and out of that thing
in one shot. Ever, you had to jiggle it and
like hit it at a certain angle, lift up.

Speaker 7 (01:30:10):
I'm like, this is not acceptable, and you guys just
live like this. This is a fire hazard. I got
them a new door while I was down there.

Speaker 13 (01:30:15):
Was crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
Why are you guys living like this? But fine for us,
we know how to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Okay, Yeah we are scary.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
I don't suggest any of you use the bathroom in
my apartment because you think you're locking the door. But
what happens is anyone from the outside could just pull
the handle, don't even turn it, and the door opens
wide because the door jam is is misaligned with the lock,
so the door door doesn't close and you think it's locked.

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
But man, okay. So we have this microwave oven.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
And it's a flat, you know panel with the numbers
on it. There's no and so you have to like
you have to like bang on the two bang on
the floor. And it's one of those drawers, the sliding drawer,
my right. Yeah, you have to open open, open, open,
and sometimes it won't open.

Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
She have cooked food in there that won't you can't
get to and I've learned you have to like push
it and just hold your finger on it and just
like rub your finger in circles and then it will open.
Never never got it fixed.

Speaker 13 (01:31:13):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
You have Do you have Kim on the phone? Can
we talk to her?

Speaker 33 (01:31:17):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Yeah, huh. Anyway, my friend Kim spent spent she and
her family spent the weekend at our house. She's She's like,
I've got a list of problems and I'm like, what,
I didn't know something wrong with my shower.

Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
She's like, I don't want to say anything, but.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Yeah, I don't know. Is that Kim? Where is she?

Speaker 15 (01:31:37):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
Kimberly Kim Kim Ken Kim. Okay, So you and your
family you stayed at the house, and there's a problem
with my shower.

Speaker 34 (01:31:46):
There is So the kids woke up in the morning
and I was like, oh, take a shower before we leave,
and Nicho was like, okay, cool. So he goes in
the bathroom he said, Mommy, it won't turn on. I'm like, yes, what,
I'm like, let me try. And it didn't. So then
Andrew got in there and I was like, oh, I'll
try and it didn't work. And I said, well, let
me go get Elvis or Alice and and it was like, no,

(01:32:06):
don't bother them. It's early. So I made them shower
when I got home. But it doesn't turn on.

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
What Oh my god, have an entire shower that doesn't work.
I didn't even know it.

Speaker 34 (01:32:19):
I mean the alternative was going to shower outside and
we just learned doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Yeah, no, we don't need that.

Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
We don't need naked kids running around. I thought you
guys smelled kind of funny when you left. All right,
I will something tells me we're going to figure out
how to work around it, so we don't have to
pay a plumber.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
We'll figure it out. Well, don't you love it? Kim.

Speaker 6 (01:32:39):
Have you ever been in someone's shower and it doesn't
have a handle, It has like a wrench that's like
disconnected to the thing.

Speaker 14 (01:32:45):
You have to turn the rent right yep, yep.

Speaker 34 (01:32:48):
My grandma's shower actually has.

Speaker 18 (01:32:50):
A scoo driver on the side.

Speaker 34 (01:32:51):
You have to put the little circle thing on and
then use the scoodriver on the right hand side. And
if you turn it too far, you're going to get
boiling water. And if you don't turn it enough, it's
gonna be freezing.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Okay, question, how many years has it been.

Speaker 34 (01:33:03):
Like that all my life?

Speaker 26 (01:33:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
That's my boy, it is it will look.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
We all agree that things break down, things break, but
sometimes we just live with them. Yep, it's okay, all right, whatever,
all right.

Speaker 9 (01:33:16):
The problem is sometimes you live with them and then
it gets to the blue words so broke you can't
fix it?

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
What's that?

Speaker 12 (01:33:25):
Even the last house, the one where you had to
turn the shower on that way, you know when I
fixed it when we moved so I lived there. I
lived in that house for six years. It was broken
the whole time. The day before we moved out, I
gotta fix I'm like this is so stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
Yeah, we don't want the new people to know how
we lived, right right, So Kim. By the way, Kim
sent us all those shirts she printed with her new
new shirt printing business.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
What is your what's your Instagram?

Speaker 34 (01:33:48):
So it's Kimmy Kim Princes with an F. We basically
have T shirts that are really expressive but simple. They're
super sauce, which is nice. They washed really well, and
we just add a sweatshirt.

Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
Kimmy is Kimmy Kim Prince sweatshirt at Instagram. Check it out,
all right, Kim, I can't promise that shower's going to
be fixed next time you're over?

Speaker 29 (01:34:15):
All right?

Speaker 34 (01:34:16):
Well, I mean there's always body splash, right.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
Yeah, always always. Hey, I'll love to Andrew and the
kids and little Nika.

Speaker 34 (01:34:22):
We'll talk to you later, Okay, love you guys, tell
you later.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
Bye. Right there you go. Sorry, I mean I guessed
in my house, didn't even know my thing was broken.
Good morning, Lauren, heyy, good morning, Well, good morning. So
it's been broken and it's never going to get fixed
because you just accept it.

Speaker 37 (01:34:38):
What is it? So it's actually my mom and it
is her car visor, and so I learned this because
I went to drive her car and I go, Mom,
what happens to your visor?

Speaker 17 (01:34:49):
She goes, oh, just use this.

Speaker 37 (01:34:50):
And she hints me her eighties visor and her sunglasses
and tells me that that's what she does and that
it's been broken forever, and she just doesn't care.

Speaker 20 (01:35:01):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
It's like you would date that a visor in a
car could be somewhat easy to fix, but you just
accepted whatever, leave it the way it is, Yeah, let
it go.

Speaker 19 (01:35:11):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
So did you look at your mom?

Speaker 37 (01:35:13):
Mom?

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
Hello?

Speaker 37 (01:35:15):
Yeah, Well, because my husband fixes tons of things in
her car, So I said, why didn't you ask that?

Speaker 17 (01:35:21):
Because it's not a big deal.

Speaker 37 (01:35:22):
Meanwhile, that's a big deal for me, so I would
have had that fixed immediately.

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
But yeah, you know what, I have this weird pet
peeve about cars. And I was telling the girls here
a second ago, if I get a dent or a
ding in my car, I have to have it fixed immediately.
Really I cannot. If it's a little dying, I'm okay,
like like a door hit it. But if if there's
a dent someone ran into my whatever or I ran
into it whatever, I.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
Can't drive it. It has to be fixed immediately. I
can't drive a dented car.

Speaker 10 (01:35:49):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:35:49):
I hated my car. It was not only dented. Everything
was wrong with it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:53):
It was so bad.

Speaker 8 (01:35:54):
When I used to do radio appearances, I would park
far away so people wouldn't see me get in. It
would start like one out of three times cere well,
sometimes the roof would come down, the little like cloth part.

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
Yes, that good while you're driving.

Speaker 5 (01:36:05):
But whatever, Lauren, I tell your mom. We said hi,
and with or without advisor, we love her.

Speaker 37 (01:36:11):
Okay, okay, thanks so much, have a great day, you two.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Yeah, who's this nikky?

Speaker 32 (01:36:17):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
Nikki?

Speaker 9 (01:36:18):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
What's wrong with your boiler?

Speaker 10 (01:36:22):
So the boiler every time we run, like anything that
uses any kind of warm water, it just runs the
heat throughout the entire house.

Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
Oh so if you run, like if you like started
a dishwasher that uses hot water, you can't heat the house.

Speaker 10 (01:36:37):
Yeah, it heaps up the house. So you know, when
when the weather's kind of nice, my house is like
eighty degrees all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:36:44):
Oh no, why does it do that.

Speaker 10 (01:36:48):
There's some kind of bell in the pipe that's not
working correctly. So and I just haven't gotten a fix.
It's been that for like a year.

Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
And the thing is you're used to it, you accept it,
and you move on. Right, It's gonna be like this
until the end of time. All right, thank you, good
luck with your your heated house.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
So that reminds me. I don't know how to fix it,
but you know, I still have that toilet.

Speaker 9 (01:37:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:09):
The water's always hot. It's like Satan's toilet. Oh no, no,
it's like the water. You can you can actually boil
potatoes in this toilet and.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
I don't know. They got something wrong, and so it
fills it with hot water and you say, so you
sit on it. You go to sit down and you
can feel steam coming up.

Speaker 9 (01:37:25):
It would look what is that? It boils your booty?

Speaker 7 (01:37:27):
Yeah, nice steam, But I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
It's interesting.

Speaker 9 (01:37:31):
Maybe you should put your faith there. You know, steam.
Everybody wanted a nice little steam for your skin. Maybe
that's the way to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
There have been some mornings my face has been good morning, Christy,
Good morning. We're finding Christy.

Speaker 6 (01:37:45):
A lot of these things are plumbing issues that we
just don't fix. Like what is the problem with your sink?

Speaker 11 (01:37:51):
My cold water dripped constantly and I had fixed it
and it stopped for a little bit, and then it
started dripping again. So I just turned the cold water
off to the bathroom shink. Now, either you wash your
hands really fast before the water gets too hot.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Or the bath up.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:38:10):
So the question is, look, look, that could happen to
any That could happen to any sink. But the question
is how long has it been like this?

Speaker 12 (01:38:18):
About a year?

Speaker 8 (01:38:19):
Now?

Speaker 12 (01:38:21):
You gotta wash your hands in like eight seconds, so
it will be scalding hot house.

Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
In my house, it's cold for like a minute. So
you're good, all right, Christy keep it that way. I
think it's kind of it's charming.

Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
Have a nice day. Thank you. Straight and Nate just sneezed. Destalergies.
If you sneeze or you.

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
Cough, you have to tell everyone if you start coffee.
I went down the wrong hole. Yeah, Jen, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Good?

Speaker 22 (01:38:52):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
You know what's broken in your house that needs to
be fixed, but it will never be fixed.

Speaker 36 (01:38:57):
Well, actually, in my mom's house, for years, the start
button on her microwave we couldn't press it in So
I came to visit her one time and she had
a toothpick laying next to microwave. So I put something
in the microwave. I went to start it, and I'm like, Mom,
the button, I can't press it. They'll use a toothpick,
so we have to wedge this toothpick in to start
the microwave. And it even got to the point where

(01:39:17):
sometimes a toothpick would crack and break, and they would
be like the little.

Speaker 34 (01:39:20):
Piece of the toothpick left there, and we'd.

Speaker 36 (01:39:23):
Be using and wedging this little toothpick in. And one
time we lost the toothpick and we couldn't even.

Speaker 22 (01:39:27):
Start the microwave.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
God, you know, and how long has it been this way?

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
Forever?

Speaker 36 (01:39:34):
Like how much does a microwave cost? Because we kept
that toothpick there forever?

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
We never got a Toothpicks are a lot less than
new microwaves, all right, And can I decay?

Speaker 36 (01:39:44):
I listened to you guys every single morning since I've
been in high school. I'm now a full time teacher.
You guys are amazing. You make my morning every single day. Ansally,
I'm talking to you right now.

Speaker 6 (01:39:53):
Well, first of all, thank you for your consistency and
you're and you're listening to us every day, and also
more than that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
Thank you for being an educator. We love our love them,
We love you, Joe.

Speaker 17 (01:40:02):
You guys have a great day.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
Thank you. Hold on a second, I'll take these two
more more. What's Mike up to?

Speaker 29 (01:40:08):
Hey Mike, Yeah, how you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:40:11):
So you're growing up with a dishwasher in the kitchen,
and uh, how's that working? How did it work out
for you? Growing up with that dishwasher?

Speaker 29 (01:40:18):
So my dad refused to fix it, so my mom
just ended up using it as uh as storage for
like little Debbie snacks and all these sugary snacks. And
he never knew about it. And then one day we
opened the dishwasher and there was snacks everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:40:33):
That's actually smart because a kid would never ever want
to open a dishwasher. And that's all no, absolutely, and
it's the pantry of fun snacks.

Speaker 29 (01:40:44):
Hey, listen, I appreciate everything you do. And uh I
listened to you every morning, and I thanks to the
last and all the fun.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
Oh, thank you, thank you Mike, and God bless your
parents dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Take it easy man, thanks for listening.

Speaker 7 (01:40:59):
I know this going on, I don't you know.

Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
It's easy going people, they're so easy going. I don't
need a dishwasher. That's a pantry.

Speaker 6 (01:41:07):
I'm gonna be nice to people today. Finally we talked
to Catherine. Hi Catherine.

Speaker 27 (01:41:13):
Oh my gosh, Oh my.

Speaker 25 (01:41:14):
Gosh, what.

Speaker 17 (01:41:16):
I'm so excited. Oh, I don't even believe it. I
cannot even believe I just spoke to Diamond. I'm so plumped.
It's just really exciting.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
I can't believe you spoke to Diamond too. She hasn't
talked to me in a week. All right, So another
plumbing issue. But it's not really plumbing, but your toilet.
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
How long has it been?

Speaker 17 (01:41:34):
Okay, so it's probably been about three years. And my
son Charles, he's really super clumsy, and I think it's
the time. I'm trying to remember when it actually broke.
But you had to take the top off because it
was always running. Yeah, so he took the top off
and he smashed it on the floor. Oh so now
we have we don't have a top to the toilet bowl.

(01:41:55):
So it was making my mother in law crazy because
it's like three years. So my mother in law goes
not she doesn't understand how we go through. You know,
we have things that just break down. We don't fix them,
We just live with it. So she makes a She
takes a piece of wood one day and she comes
over and she puts it on on the top so
it looks like a shelf. So now I have this
piece of wood, and you still have to lift a

(01:42:16):
piece of wood to stop the toilet from running.

Speaker 5 (01:42:20):
How we use it?

Speaker 17 (01:42:21):
She put like candles on there for me. She put
like a little flower that stuff, and you got to
move everything you flush the toilet.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
P asine question, how long has it been this way?

Speaker 17 (01:42:34):
It's been like three years.

Speaker 23 (01:42:36):
I know.

Speaker 17 (01:42:36):
Well, we meet you, we do the bathroom. We just
keep putting it off. But you know, we could just
get a toilet bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
But you're like us.

Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
There are things in our lives that we just learned
to accept and we just leave them the way of
hay Heart. I don't call it procrastination, laziness. I don't know,
or maybe we've become like it's a part of our
life now and we just we adjust, all right, Catherine,
thank you very much, thanks for listening to us. And
those things that list in my head of all the
things in my house that need to be fixed. Ye
still not going to call any no.

Speaker 7 (01:43:05):
I like to think of it as us being so adaptable.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
We are.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
Yeah, it really says a lot about us.

Speaker 9 (01:43:10):
Yes, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:43:11):
Is that what it says?

Speaker 9 (01:43:11):
I think it's just where lazy asses.

Speaker 6 (01:43:13):
But no, no, no, no, no, she's right adaptable. Those
people who can't adapt in life, they get it fixed immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:43:19):
Shame on you people. It really says a lot about
your character. Check it out.

Speaker 18 (01:43:23):
You're so appreciated and I love you guys so much.

Speaker 13 (01:43:26):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Dan in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
I have a question for single guys, which you don't
have any Well, Andrew and Josh, Yeah, where's Josh?

Speaker 22 (01:43:42):
Is he here?

Speaker 6 (01:43:42):
I don't know, and Andrew, Andrew, Josh, are you guys here?
I read the weirdest thing this weekend. One in eight
guys always carries a condom to a funeral.

Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
What capitalize on emotional vulnerability? That's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
One in four guys always takes a condom to a reunion.

Speaker 7 (01:44:09):
Okay, that makes sense, I get that.

Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
I get Yeah, So my question is this, who is
his condoms on them?

Speaker 8 (01:44:17):
I feel like you should, as a responsible dating single fella,
you would think.

Speaker 5 (01:44:22):
Yeah, yeah, Well I don't know because I've I've never
they're all having sex. So, mate, when you were single,
did you always have a condom with you? Not always?

Speaker 6 (01:44:36):
Would you make sure you had a condom if you
were going to a funeral, that would be the last
thing I would be So what I'm getting from What
are you getting from this, Danielle. If a guy always
insist on taking a condom to a funeral, he thinks.

Speaker 9 (01:44:50):
He's going to get some anywhere he goes, like that's
a good place to meet single women or people who
are crying and need you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
Oh, yeah, vulnerable. They're vulnerable and Barney Corney to him.

Speaker 9 (01:45:05):
But you know those guys who have it in their
wallet for so long that there's the little outline, the
indentation of the condom.

Speaker 12 (01:45:11):
That was scary.

Speaker 5 (01:45:13):
A condom in your wallet.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
I mean it's been years, but I used when I
was single, I would go out regularly and I would
have that single that same condom.

Speaker 5 (01:45:21):
Well, it never got used it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
But my question is this for those of you who
take condoms to funerals, I mean you're like, oh, I
have to go back in the house and get my.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
Condom, Like, what is the rest of your life?

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
Like, yeah, I'm just wondering, Like it's like, I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:45:39):
I honestly I could see Josh doing it.

Speaker 30 (01:45:41):
I could see it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Where is he?

Speaker 13 (01:45:43):
Don't know?

Speaker 9 (01:45:43):
We're wrong, Maybe we're missing something. Maybe it is a
good place to meet someone a bond of trauma.

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
I think that is it. I mean, we have heard
stories from our listeners Danielle Gandhi who said they scored
at funerals.

Speaker 9 (01:45:55):
I bet.

Speaker 8 (01:45:56):
I'm sure it happens plenty. I can see exactly how
it happens too. It's just to prepare for it is
something else right now.

Speaker 9 (01:46:03):
I mean, somebody tried to set me up with their
son at a funeral and we wound up going on
one day. Didn't work, but she we found out about
each other at someone's funeral.

Speaker 5 (01:46:12):
Here you go, So we're a wedding. You go to
someone's wedding. You know there's drinking going on.

Speaker 7 (01:46:17):
Oh for sure, weddings.

Speaker 34 (01:46:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:46:18):
Oh you always want to sit at the single table
with your condom.

Speaker 5 (01:46:24):
Sure, sure, I'm gonna miss him. He was a nice guy.
What do you think of him?

Speaker 12 (01:46:28):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
He's nice?

Speaker 22 (01:46:29):
Yes, so.

Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
You want to have sex? Sure, let's go say goodbye.
Our final Farewell, let's go in the car. How about
the back of the hearse?

Speaker 9 (01:46:52):
I guess sure, how her behind the headstone when we
get to the funeral, hedstone has a.

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
Different mean, there's much better pick up. Well, I brought
a condom if you want to take a ride, you
know what I'm saying? Sure you want to go them?

Speaker 7 (01:47:09):
She sound like Betty Boop and mister Bell.

Speaker 5 (01:47:14):
There's something about funerals that make me hearty.

Speaker 12 (01:47:18):
You know, he's not the only thing stiff at this funeral.

Speaker 9 (01:47:22):
That is a better line, though, Let's just crawl into
golfing with him?

Speaker 5 (01:47:26):
My god, come on now, I just don't know. I
don't know. I think it's kind of I like it.
You know what, I missed the days when I was
single I could go to funerals and score.

Speaker 8 (01:47:35):
Yeah, bring your condom as as guys, were you weirded out?
Would you be weirded out if a girl had a
condom on her if she was carrying it?

Speaker 14 (01:47:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:47:44):
Good, no, no, no, no, I think I'm ready to
go anyway. Do you guys ever? Like, just keep them
on and wear them just in case you're like roll.
I don't know how it's days on, but do you
know if anybody they pulled their past down.

Speaker 12 (01:48:05):
The condoms already on.

Speaker 7 (01:48:08):
There's an episode of Dave about this. Oh yeah, great show.
By the way, Wait, wouldn't it they like fly?

Speaker 9 (01:48:14):
Like if you had it on ahead of time, then
when stuff started happening, wouldn't it going like fly?

Speaker 23 (01:48:19):
I don't know, take out nine I've never tried.

Speaker 12 (01:48:23):
All right, let me know.

Speaker 13 (01:48:24):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 5 (01:48:29):
Scary calls it experimental. This phone tap is cutting edge.
It's different. You might not laugh, Dear Elvis. The email says,
my mom is aware that I'm in the process of
planning for our future. I'm looking to purchase a resting
place at the cemetery for her. Oh geez, nothing wrong
with that. These have been ongoing discussions. Please call as

(01:48:52):
an official from the cemetery. And why don't you mess
with mom a little bit? It's really gonna get her nervous.
This comes from Jerry. All right, Jerry's going to start
to call to his mom, and then Scary calls Jerry's
mom as the cemetery employee with an interesting request from
the cemetery. Let's listen to Scary's phone tel Hello, Oh

(01:49:16):
my y'all. Oh Jerry, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 37 (01:49:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
Nothing?

Speaker 12 (01:49:19):
Where are you? I'm at work.

Speaker 16 (01:49:21):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
This guy's gonna call you from.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
So yeah, he pay me a yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:49:28):
But wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
Wow, they got a new development they're putting over there
for the you know of Forbes, And I don't want
to tell you about it because it was a good deal.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
By why you want to buy him? I'm going to
get it for you.

Speaker 13 (01:49:38):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
I didn't want to say nothing, but.

Speaker 12 (01:49:41):
Oh well in the warm a line in the war.

Speaker 22 (01:49:44):
Oh all right, at least you'll hire up.

Speaker 5 (01:49:46):
You got to view the whole summitary man, Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
All right. Yeah, so I don't know what he's gonna
call you.

Speaker 8 (01:49:51):
Okay, now I'll find out all the detail dere he's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
Talk to you and then let me know what he's said.
All right, all right, yeah, yeah, no problem.

Speaker 23 (01:49:59):
Thanks a live, I'll call you okay bye.

Speaker 5 (01:50:02):
By alrighty, I'm gonna call it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
Hello, I'm looking for missus Carfagno yo, please, how are you?
This is Barry Delive from Holy Cemetery.

Speaker 5 (01:50:18):
How are you doing?

Speaker 20 (01:50:18):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:50:19):
Oh yeah, my son's just talking to me.

Speaker 8 (01:50:21):
Barry.

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
Now he bought a plot for you, okay in the wall,
like everybody's in there and you're together having one big
after life party.

Speaker 9 (01:50:31):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:50:31):
Yeah, So what we'd like to do is set.

Speaker 3 (01:50:33):
Up an appointment for you to come down to the
cemetery when you have a chance, and we'd like to
put you in one.

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
Of these drawers, and.

Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
In the drawer, yes, lay inside of this on your back,
and then we were gonna close it.

Speaker 12 (01:50:51):
No, no, no, I'm not going to go on nail
while I'm alive. Then you're going to measure.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
No, we're not going to steal it permanently, missus Carfago.
We wanted to make sure that you would fit into
it when the time comes.

Speaker 5 (01:51:05):
The caskets a one time well that's the issue.

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
We had a problem last week with somebody a little
larger and we couldn't close it.

Speaker 22 (01:51:15):
How tight all the I.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Can't understand how tight are these balls that you're going
to be squashed at Casardine.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
You wouldn't climb up the ladder, lay into the casket
and then we can close the drawer. No, no, no,
we want to make sure everything fits right, missus Carfano.

Speaker 9 (01:51:31):
No, I'm not going to go No box, I'm not
dead yet.

Speaker 5 (01:51:34):
You talked to your your son and we'll get back
to you on this. Okay, thank you, thank you. Bye.

Speaker 12 (01:51:41):
Oh yeah, oh, this guy's wido.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
He wants me to go measure it in the casket.

Speaker 5 (01:51:49):
Wait a minute, what are you talking about?

Speaker 29 (01:51:51):
Yeah, he wants you to go into and want the Yeah,
what do you just get in?

Speaker 1 (01:51:57):
They just shove you in there.

Speaker 12 (01:51:58):
Next year, day's another cascapy, there's another casket. They're gonna
take a.

Speaker 25 (01:52:02):
Look at it.

Speaker 9 (01:52:03):
No, they want to put me in there.

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
They want to put you in there.

Speaker 12 (01:52:06):
Yeah, he said you we got to measure because we
had a problem last week.

Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
The person was a little too heavy. I said, I'm
telling you now, I will not go in there.

Speaker 12 (01:52:14):
What are you for real?

Speaker 5 (01:52:16):
He says, Then we shut the door.

Speaker 12 (01:52:18):
Why you want me to come with here? Oh, my nod,
I'm working.

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
I'll be right there.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
You know them for me.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
I don't really scared about it. Thank you. That's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:52:28):
Agree, Yeah, barried alive again from Holy tarf.

Speaker 7 (01:52:31):
How are you?

Speaker 34 (01:52:32):
How are you there?

Speaker 21 (01:52:33):
Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (01:52:34):
So I spoke to our grave diggers over here and
they told me that we do have a casket available
for you to get into.

Speaker 9 (01:52:40):
I'm not going in.

Speaker 23 (01:52:41):
No, cats, get out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
We want to put you in a casket. No, we're
gonna raise you fourteen feet up.

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
No, slide you in the wall in the fifteen minutes
and then you'll be out, Oh, thank.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
You, fifteen minutes. I'll be clust the phobia.

Speaker 28 (01:52:55):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
What if we were to put some lights inside the
casket when we slide you in? No, no, no, no, no,
I'm just trying to make it more comfortable for you.

Speaker 12 (01:53:03):
You're not going to make me comfortable.

Speaker 5 (01:53:04):
Okay. What if we give you a cell phone? No?

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
No, we could give you a deck of cards. You
could play a game while you're in there, to keep
yourself busy. No, no, no, no, read a magazine.

Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
No, I'm serious. No, at least give it a shot.

Speaker 14 (01:53:17):
No, i'n't go in there, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (01:53:18):
No, you know what, then you can always cancel it
if you No, Jerry.

Speaker 12 (01:53:22):
You know what, Jelly put you on the lord.

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She's old.

Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
She'll go in.

Speaker 12 (01:53:26):
She's got she's got they measure hut.

Speaker 9 (01:53:29):
It's just I'm sorry, but it's I just can't handle that.

Speaker 5 (01:53:33):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
Okay, Well, would you appreciate your son. If he put
you on the radio and phone tapped you. Oh no, miss,
my name is Scary Jones melt mister ran in the
Morning show, and you do phone tapped?

Speaker 13 (01:53:46):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 9 (01:53:48):
Old man?

Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
You are crazy? You mental?

Speaker 7 (01:53:52):
Mental?

Speaker 19 (01:53:52):
You're my son.

Speaker 5 (01:53:54):
What do you want to say to everybody? You got
a son.

Speaker 14 (01:53:56):
Ladies and gentlemen, check them out carefully.

Speaker 21 (01:53:59):
You see what happened When you get to be a senior,
they can't wait to get ready.

Speaker 13 (01:54:05):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 28 (01:54:08):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all parties.

Speaker 4 (01:54:12):
The Elvis Dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:54:25):

Speaker 5 (01:54:28):
Hey it, where's intern? Mackenzie? She went out on a
date and the guy I believe, told her he was
like six foot something. Anyway, gime here, McKenzie. If you could,
if you could just move at a glacial pace, yeah,
by all means okay, so okay, we'll wear a tender wear.

Speaker 7 (01:54:48):
So no, this was hinge.

Speaker 26 (01:54:50):
I was told to go on it. Everyone said it's
the most honest app I get on it. I met
a guy, super nice, cute on there, said he was
about like six one. Okay, over six foot, I'm not
looking for that. I'm five to two. We went to dinner,
he shows up, he's maybe five to three. Oh wow, different,

(01:55:13):
like an inch maybe an inch taller than me. And
again I'm five to two, and it's not that that
matters to me, But it's why would you lie about
a foot?

Speaker 9 (01:55:22):
Like, are you gonna notice? Notice that's a big lie?

Speaker 5 (01:55:26):
Like it was just I was amedia say something to him.

Speaker 7 (01:55:29):
No, how could I I couldn't just say, hey, you're short.
You could be like you're about a foot off from
what you put on your profile.

Speaker 5 (01:55:36):
Again, your problem isn't with his actual height. Your problem
with the fact is he lied about it because.

Speaker 9 (01:55:40):
You start out that way, And then what else is
he gonna lie about? Like you can't start out that way?
That's terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:55:45):
Maybe he's shrinking, okay, but how old is he?

Speaker 7 (01:55:49):
Twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:55:51):
Is not old enough to shrink.

Speaker 8 (01:55:52):
To be fair to this guy, I will say, I
know a ton of girls on these dating apps who
won't even speak to a guy unless he is over
six foot six foot are over, so they feel the
need to lie. However, that's a big yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:56:03):
See, yeah, what I would have said I would have said, hey, uh,
great tea and everything. But I think there's a mistake
on your your profile because it says you're six.

Speaker 5 (01:56:13):
One, a big old lie.

Speaker 26 (01:56:14):
I kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:56:16):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:56:17):
Yeah, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 5 (01:56:18):
So how did the day go?

Speaker 14 (01:56:21):
So?

Speaker 26 (01:56:21):
I just was immediately turned off from it. I didn't
want anything more.

Speaker 13 (01:56:25):
To do with it.

Speaker 26 (01:56:25):
So he nice, he was cute, he was nice, but
it just I couldn't get past the fact that he lied,
and I was just like, I just wanted to leave,
so I stayed for one drink.

Speaker 9 (01:56:35):
No, I don't, I don't blame you.

Speaker 8 (01:56:37):
But if it would have been the other way, would
you have still been upset? If he would have said
I'm five three and he showed up and was six three,
would you be like you liar?

Speaker 1 (01:56:45):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:56:45):
You no?

Speaker 13 (01:56:47):
Then you just do you think he's stupid?

Speaker 5 (01:56:50):
I never ever thought of that angle. That's pretty wild.

Speaker 8 (01:56:53):
I get it, it's the lie, but I also know
that I too, am a girl and I like a
tall fella. And when I feel that he's lied to
me and he's short of he said, I get upset.
But if he was taller than he said, I'm a
hypocrite and I wouldn't get up now.

Speaker 9 (01:57:03):
But don't you think if you found it he was
taller that he said, he's just moron, like you stupid?
Why would know?

Speaker 5 (01:57:09):
By the way, I love the use of the word fella,
What ear are you? What ear are you? Yes, producer Sam?

Speaker 35 (01:57:19):
What if he were to try and recover immediately like Gandhi,
I know what you were saying.

Speaker 7 (01:57:23):
I have friends too who are also like not under
this height. So would it have helped at all?

Speaker 35 (01:57:28):
If, like, right off the bat he was like, by
the way, I know how this looks. I just needed
to get my foot in the door because I am
a great guy and I didn't want you to be
Would that have help?

Speaker 5 (01:57:35):
That would have been that would have at least been
an interesting conversation.

Speaker 9 (01:57:39):
I think.

Speaker 26 (01:57:40):
I think if he had addressed it or said something
like that, then I would have been open minded to
it and I would have understood it.

Speaker 7 (01:57:45):
But it was just the fact that he was like, hey,
what's up? And he didn't if you.

Speaker 9 (01:57:49):
Said, in case you haven't noticed, I have a lot
of children than my bull file, I noticed, look at.

Speaker 13 (01:57:54):
You the eye.

Speaker 5 (01:57:57):
All credibility just went out the window because pretty much because.

Speaker 3 (01:58:00):
Of what Donnie's scenario says you should have You should
have dismissed him just the same because it's still a lie,
and who knows what kind of lies could unfold.

Speaker 12 (01:58:08):
In the wow.

Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
You know, if you sat down with me, if he
sat down with me and said, hey, before we.

Speaker 6 (01:58:14):
Get started here, I'm gonna let you know. And as
you know, it's it's a tough world out there in
the dating world. I told you I was six foot
one on my profile and I'm not, as you can see. Funny, huh,
what do you think about that?

Speaker 7 (01:58:29):
Let's laugh.

Speaker 6 (01:58:31):
You wouldn't have dismissed him, would you stayed and maybe
hopefully have a better conversation.

Speaker 26 (01:58:36):
I think, yeah, I think if he I just if
there was some sort of acknowledgement and it wasn't this
weird foot elephant in the room.

Speaker 9 (01:58:48):
Can I ask you the question, Mackenzie? Yeah, do you
lie about anything on hinge? About?

Speaker 26 (01:58:58):
What are you stretching the I don't think I lie,
But I'm thinking, like, do I have like a filtered photo?

Speaker 7 (01:59:06):
Maybe?

Speaker 26 (01:59:06):
Okay, but everybody has I think expected Yeah, Like you know,
I'm like you might want to like tweak it up,
but like I don't think I blatantly lie.

Speaker 7 (01:59:16):
You know, you don't say you're six to three. I
do not say I'm six three. I'm very much five too.
How many girls do we all know that say? What
do you call a guy under six feet a friend? Everybody?
It's terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:59:26):
Girls are very hypocritical about this, and they all say
all the time, if a guy asked your boob size,
you'd be pissed.

Speaker 7 (01:59:31):
But it's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:59:33):
Might be interesting.

Speaker 9 (01:59:35):
Maybe he wanted you to think his package was big.
That's why he said he was that. You should have just.

Speaker 5 (01:59:40):
Are You're not a size queen?

Speaker 37 (01:59:41):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:59:44):
Have you ever had a grold man, a grown man
ask you that? Welcome to It's Elvis Duran asked me
this weird question to what it was Ganda your five
two Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:59:58):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:59:58):
Who ever gave me those two inches?

Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
Your five feet tall? Would you have walked out on
this day?

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (02:00:04):
Probably because he was Why are you lying?

Speaker 9 (02:00:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:00:07):
Absolutely, I mean that's happened to me before he said
he was six foot, showed up he was five sicks
and I said, a friend, a fella fine, He wasn't
even a fine fella.

Speaker 5 (02:00:15):
He was a creep.

Speaker 7 (02:00:15):
But I said to my friends. He looked six foot.
She said, Oh, maybe on a different planet or height
is a different thing. I don't know that guy's not sixteen.

Speaker 5 (02:00:24):
Different there all right, So yeah, I thank the Lord
above that I'm not out in the dating world anymore.
Me too, I'm done.

Speaker 26 (02:00:32):
Yeah, it really kind of turned me off, and I
deleted the app after, which.

Speaker 5 (02:00:35):
Is no, no, no, there's there's some good guys on. Yeah,
you're back out there and have fun. Mackenzie. Then I
love that name, McKenzie.

Speaker 20 (02:00:43):
I love it you.

Speaker 26 (02:00:44):
I like this.

Speaker 5 (02:00:45):
This person says, I maybe five seven, but I identify
as six three.

Speaker 7 (02:00:48):
There you go, why go for that identify?

Speaker 5 (02:00:53):
Now you're talking the language. I understand.

Speaker 12 (02:00:55):
Hi Jordan, Hi, how are you.

Speaker 5 (02:00:58):
We're doing well. So you went on a with a
guy who looked nothing like he did on his profile picture, right,
not a thing?

Speaker 33 (02:01:05):
Not a thing?

Speaker 5 (02:01:05):
Did you bring it up?

Speaker 39 (02:01:08):
Yeah, Like, I'm pretty sure he has different color eyes,
Like I don't even think that he was a completely
different person than his profile picture.

Speaker 17 (02:01:14):
So I told I said to him on the day, I.

Speaker 39 (02:01:17):
Said, you know, sorry, but you look nothing like your
profile picture. And he got so ufounded and I felt terrible.
But he you know, he said, well, I'm sorry to
disappoint you, like all this stuff, like I wasn't calling
him ugly, but that's how.

Speaker 9 (02:01:31):
We took it that this happened to me too, and
the same exact scenario. I get there and I'm like,
am I being like is this a joke? Is they're
like a you know, camera gonna come out? I think
the guy looked nothing right like the guy and then
I said the same thing and he got pissed at me.
I'm like, dude, I didn't put the picture up. You
don't put the picture.

Speaker 6 (02:01:50):
Scary scary actually put up Nate's photo.

Speaker 14 (02:01:56):
I would.

Speaker 39 (02:01:58):
I would have gone out with him, no problem. But
like when you lie about your picture, like that's just
that's weird.

Speaker 5 (02:02:03):
I know, how stupid do you think I am.

Speaker 9 (02:02:05):
Don't start out in a lion.

Speaker 5 (02:02:09):
I'm just I'm gonna start using I'm gonna use Nate's
picture whatever I do. I'm hear you can say, well
I work with him, would you say? Jordan's right?

Speaker 20 (02:02:16):
I saw.

Speaker 17 (02:02:17):
I'm so glad I got through youse.

Speaker 28 (02:02:18):
Guys.

Speaker 17 (02:02:18):
I have been listening to you for years and I'm I.

Speaker 39 (02:02:21):
Even ran into Danielle one year on the street and
I was super creepy and.

Speaker 17 (02:02:24):
Got a picture and.

Speaker 5 (02:02:27):
Always do that. And by the way, thanks for contributing
to our show. You made it a lot better. Thanks
to you. Thanks Jordan, have a good one.

Speaker 39 (02:02:32):
Thank you have a good one.

Speaker 9 (02:02:34):
Have a good one.

Speaker 5 (02:02:36):
You and your fellow have.

Speaker 13 (02:02:40):
Theos podcast.

Speaker 5 (02:02:42):
I want to read his nutslung because he gave us
troop straws out of five. How's your corn beef? If
we're all go take another bite? Okay? Well what is
his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah, Ab
says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 4 (02:02:57):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeart Radio,
Apple podcasts or wherever you.

Speaker 14 (02:03:02):
Get your podcasts.

Speaker 13 (02:03:04):
Elvis Da ran in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (02:03:09):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
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