We’re Getting a Pomeranian Puppy

Mike doesn’t want a dog with his new live-in girlfriend, so Skeery calls as the breeder who’s got their new puppy ready!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tabs.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, take it away, scary. Okay, Melissa, what do
you want to do to your boyfriend? Mike?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I want to tell him that I put a deposit
on a purebred Pomeranian puppy without him knowing.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
And you guys lived together, Yes, we lived together.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
We just moved into an apartment and the apartment actually
charged the sea.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
For pat So he's not going to be happy at all. No,
let's get him on the phone.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Tap sounds good, Mike speaking, How might help you?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hey, Mike, this is Doug Walker.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm the private breeder that your girlfriend Melissa came in
to see. She was interested in one of my pure
bred Pomeranians.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, when was she in contact with you about the dog?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh? Last week? And she also left a four hundred
dollars deposit.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, I'll have to just I guess she has your number? Right?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, she does, And all we need is the balance
in one thousand dollars and we'll give you the dog.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I really hate little dogs.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Was don't you like about little dogs?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
They're annoying? And I told her not to get it.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Well, that's weird though, because she said that this was happening,
she had signed a contract with me.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I'll have her get back to you.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, bye, all right, hello, I set the title for you.
We're going to call him back and you're going to
continue the joke.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, great, Mike speaking. How might I help you?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hi? Han Hi? It means it a breeder call you today.
They caught me at work and I wasn't here to
get it.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
They said, you had left to phone it out of
the positive. Signed a contract for a fourteen hundred dollar
dog that's not living in a condo.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I told you that I wanted a puppy.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I don't give it fourteen dollars. Yeah mine, Yeah, come mine. Okay.
First of all, everybody that I talked to said the
Pomme ringing is gets sick all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It doesn't get sick all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
It doesn't get sick all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
No, And it's on the website that it's an apartment dog.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't give it. Honestly, I'm not living with you
with that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Why do you always get what you want? Why can't
I ever get what I want? It's my birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Fourteen hundred dollars. My dog courts seven fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I want the dog. I already signed a contract for.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't give you, first of all, a green contract
where the apartment doesn't allow dogs. You just have to
pay extra five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
So you pay a little five hundred dollars deductible. No
big deal, No big deal.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I ain't paying five hours.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
The dog is cute, though it's so small, it's not
gonna bother you.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't give it.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's an apartment dog. I showed you the pictures on
a weapon.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I said eight times I don't want you might be
on my back and guy.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
But I want it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't give it. Then don't you always cared about
what you want, never what I want? Okay, that may be, so,
then I guess I'm not the person for you because
things are compromises.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, Okay, I don't want a big dog around the
apartment because all is going to do is everywhere at
least this dog the like pellets.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, okay, so it start to pick up little nuggets
all over the place where you give me a present
and big don't you think I wouldn't get any dog
in an apartment.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
His name is going to be sparky. What its name
is going to be sparky?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Sparky?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
It like has this little spark to it. It like
jumped up and down and saw me and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh great, wonderful.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Don't be mad at me.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
The fact that I have to deal with this piece
of you just did it.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I want a dog. I want one before we move
and stuff. And I told you I wanted one for
my birthday. I gave you the two options for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Your president is me having to deal with the dog. Then,
because I can't get you anything, you.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Have to get me something for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's my birthday. Anything. I'm sorry, I just really want
a dog because you ever be on my back and day.
I'm sorry you everything? Not sorry, Yes I am.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I told you that I want a dog.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
More if you want the dog or not, because I'm
not living with why can't I have a distinus you're
going to be living on your own?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Then fine. If if that's what you want it, then fine,
I'll take my little dog with me. Okay, you can
go crying back to your mom then okay, maybe so and.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Mike, this is Doug Walker, you ready to clean up
sparky little doggy nuggets off the carpet.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh my god. I'm feeling good now. Thank god, I
don't have to get that ugly dog Elvis

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Durand's phone tap