All Episodes

August 25, 2025 100 mins
We uncovered tourist traps, debated ugly fish, and discovered weird things our bodies can do. Scotty B officially became a “Zaddy,” we faced off in a jingles game, and asked what your carpool rules, ashes etiquette, and salad rankings say about you. Plus, the little details that reveal everything about a person.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come on, get up, Wake Up with Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I am Elvis Duran. Hey, gandhi. Yes, what's the name
of that chocolate Christmas town you went to?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh, Franken Mooth, frank if you have. Yeah, it's a
little German town here in Michigan, yep. And it's really
popping at Christmas time. They have all kinds of chocolate.
You can watch fudge being made. They have the world's
biggest Christmas ornament store, Bronners.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
If you haven't heard of it.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, it's just this little, you know, kitchy little area.
And I always thought I go there.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
We were talking about tourist traps and you're saying that
you enjoyed, even though it's not Christmas time, you enjoy
going to Chocolate Mooth.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
What's it called.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Franken Moth, Franken Mouth, Yes, yes I did.

Speaker 7 (00:43):
And so.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Have you ever been a Stonehenge?

Speaker 8 (00:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Stonehenges? You know you see a picture of Stonehenge, you
immediately you know that stone edge. It's one of those
popular photos of any site in the world.

Speaker 9 (00:58):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
This is the most boring thing you've ever done. It's
just a much of rocks in a field. Of course,
you know there is all how did they get there?
Why are they lined up that way? I get that,
and I understand that.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
But you you get old, here comes.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
The dogs Stonehenge. Don't go another one. I'll tell you
right now. I grew up going there to.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Loom, to Loom, Mexico, don't go.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, there are granted, there are some nice resorts near
to Loom these days. Uh, but to Loom itself, you know,
if you read about it, that's so that's all you
need to know. I mean, it's it's it's mountains of
old rocks, right. They used to be very important Mayan things.
I don't know what are they?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
They were little pyramids too, aren't they.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, But you get there, you're like, God, is there
a bar close by?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
A totally with you?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
In general, I feel like so many places where you
go in there like these are the ruins of blah blah.
It's just a pile of rocks, and then they fill
in the blanks the way they want to and you're
just standing.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
There like, oh, really, nine million years ago this.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Was poppin' cool.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, okay, this is I gotta be careful with this one.
Have you ever been to the Vatican? Yes, okay, did
you enjoy? If you want to go see the Sistine Chapel,
you have to go through the entire things to get there.
And it's interesting, it's beautiful, it's interesting. Uh, it's it's
culturally significant, religious, religious significance, everything. But once you get

(02:26):
to the Sistine Chapel, it's a million people getting yelled at.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yes, I got smacked in the Sistine Chapel. I got
smacked and I deserved it.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
They sell why they smack you in the Sistine Chapel.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
So you know, they say don't take any photos. No
photos allowed, because they want you to buy all the
pictures for a million dollars. But I had a camera
in my purse. My phone was just kind of turned
up at the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I clicked it. Man, they saw me do it, and
I got smacked in the hand.

Speaker 10 (02:50):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
And they're like, shut up, stop stop talking. And so
the guards at the Sistine Chapel, you're trying to look
up at the beautiful, beautiful artwork on the ceiling, they're
yelling at you.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I mean they yell at you.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's the negative experience I've ever had anywhere.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
They scream shut up the whole time.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
They scream shut up. They shush you, but they screamed.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
They made him.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
They make you scared. They scare you at the at
the Vatican, like why are you yelling at me?

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Go away?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
So true.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And then you know, then we went to see uh
David right, the statue of David not not you know,
a whole different day, different place. And so someone whipped
out their camera to take a picture of David's a
little tiny and wiener it's not a big and then
they started, you know, they grabbed this guy's camera and
and they took it and they looked like they were

(03:46):
robbing him. I mean, you cannot take it. You may
not take a photograph of David's penis.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Well will it?

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Like, I don't know, there's no.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Photos, no photos anyway. So there are these tourist traps
around the world that you you can just visit them
online and you get everything you need right there. What Froggy.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
The road to Hannah in Hawaii, Yes, is only fun
for about the first hour, and it's a three hour
ride and then you have to go back three hours
down the same road that you took there. It's beautiful. Yeah,
but an hour in you're like, Okay, I've seen it.
I'm ready to go back to where we started.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Has Brody told you his Road to Hanna story? Brody,
I mean you almost got thrown in jail, right, No.

Speaker 11 (04:27):
I actually did get thrown in jail.

Speaker 12 (04:29):
I had to take mug shots and everything.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
He was arrested.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
The road, the road to Hannah, it's it's a waste
of time. It's beautiful, but it's a waste.

Speaker 11 (04:37):
Go ahead, it's a waste.

Speaker 12 (04:39):
I crashed into one of these stone bridges. There's like
a hundred bridges, and because I had state property, they
had to check the big bridge for damage. But of
course I didn't know which one it was as one
hundred of them. So they put me in a jail
cell till the state police checked every single bridge on.

Speaker 11 (04:54):
A three hour road.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh at least you didn't back up into one of
the stone hinge stones.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yep, that would be terrible, knock it over. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
So the road to Hanna, you know, it's a beautiful,
beautiful road, but you just get a little bit of it.
It's all you need. You stop and look at a waterfall,
then you go back to the Hilton. You know what
I'm saying. Enough enough, You're fine, all right, Brody, Please
hold a Joe's on one two. Joe, tell us where
we should not be wasting our time another tourist trap.

Speaker 11 (05:23):
Oh hi, so I was in the same thing in London.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
There's a thing called the Prime Meridian.

Speaker 11 (05:30):
Yeah, and so it's what's h you know, Eastern West?

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Elvis Duran, I wonke up this.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Morning show.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
All right, we got to get into your horoscopes. Producer, same,
who do you want to do these with?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Elvis? Will you do them with me?

Speaker 13 (05:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Okay, Well, and.

Speaker 14 (05:48):
It's a special day, so I'd appreciate if you would. Okay,
we're starting with virgo It's finally my season.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, we start with virgos today. Are people okay with.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Us doing this this way?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Because we've switched up to horoscopes, We've been doing them
a certain way for years and an how we always
start with the whatever it is the sign that is today?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:10):
How you say that?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I prefer it the other way.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I think the complainers have all subsided, unlike Gandhi. Oh,
just the one.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Gandhi loves to complain.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Well, I like to because Sagittarius was at the end,
so that's when I would pay attention.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I knew when to pay attention. Now I got to
listen to the whole thing. And I don't like that.

Speaker 14 (06:27):
But Gondi does sometimes look over at me and say,
what was Sagittarius again?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
All right, we'll see how you do.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
If you have a birthday today, you celebrate with Blake Lively,
Tim Burton, and Billy Ray Cyrus.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Oh, Tim Barton, it's his birthday, bday.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I love you, as you would say, Tim Burton. Here
we go, Virgo, welcome to the number one slot. If
you're wondering if they're annoyed with you, they probably are.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
But that's their problem, not yours. Your day is a
six Libra.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
People aren't judging. They're too wrapped up in their own heads.
Your day's an eight.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Hello, Scorpio.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Isn't a flaw, it's a superpower you aim at well.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Your day's of ten Sagittarius.

Speaker 14 (07:05):
You are reaching a new level in something. Don't sabotage
it just because it feels unfamiliar.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Your days of nine.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well, the way these horscopes are getting sassy. If you
notice that, I love it Capricorn. You don't have to
reply to that text right now. You're not customer service.
Your days of.

Speaker 14 (07:20):
Nine Quarius, you keep pouring effort into others, so make
sure you find those who return the favor.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Your day's seven, Hey.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Bi C's you're full of ideas, but pick one and
follow through. A half built bridge won't get you across.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Wow, that's good advice.

Speaker 14 (07:34):
Your days of six Ari's relationship check in time. Are
you getting what you give? If not, it's okay to
rethink the balance.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Your days an eight, Hey, Taras, someone's been underestimating you lately.
Surprise them with your growth, not your ego.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Your day's of five Gemini. Perfection is never the goal.

Speaker 14 (07:50):
Progress is Let yourself be a work in progress and
still be worthy.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Your day's of nine, Hello.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Cancer, Career related doubts aren't failure. There are signs you're
ready for more. That's good for that. Your day's an eight.

Speaker 14 (08:01):
And finally, Leo, today give yourself permission to move slowly.
The world will wait, and you deserve the pause. Your
day's a seven, and those are your Monday morning horsecopes.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Scotty, you look.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Really you're great today?

Speaker 15 (08:12):
Oh thank you, thank you, very much. I'm wearing a
large shirt today. I'm very impressed with myself. I dropped
down to large from extra large.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Hey, Congratne Scotty. Thanks. I have to suck it in
a little. What's that?

Speaker 6 (08:22):
What are you doing to lose weight?

Speaker 15 (08:24):
I'm just trying to be good. I'm not eating all
the crap that I used to eat, just like you
stopped eating sugar. You see what's happening to you?

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Look at you. I lost a few pounds, but not
enough to.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Tell I don't think I've lost anything.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
But I tell you we're a good looking crew. I
think we are quite a sexy, sexy bunch. Yeah, I'm
getting I'm a zaddi. I was called a zaddy this
past weekend.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Where are you?

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
And then my friend Caroline had to explain to someone
else what a zaddi was.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Did feel good?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Her explanation was a attractive older man. Wait, you don't
have to be a daddy to be a zaddy.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Oh man, we've talked about this.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I didn't know you're a daddy? Am I a zaddy?

Speaker 8 (09:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:07):
That's crazy people.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
What's the difference?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, how what is the age for zaddidom? I mean
when do you become a Can you be a zaddy?
You can't be a twenty one year old zaddy.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
No, I think it's an income level as opposed to
an age. Oh it is. Now I'm not a zaddy.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
At least, so I feel like that's just a hot
older guy.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
That's what I told you.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, so depending on your age, the zaddies could vary.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
We'll look it up. Definitely a dollar component to be
a Zaddi.

Speaker 13 (09:31):
Hi dollar Sign in his twenty sixteenth song said the
word zaddy, so they coined the term zaddy and it
was a derivative of daddy.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
So you got okay, here I found the definition. While
a daddy is an attractive older man, a zaddy is
a man with swag who is attractive, also fashionable, and
tends to have high income.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, yeah, I don't have. I don't have many of
those things.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
No, you're doing okay, now look at this.

Speaker 12 (09:58):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
I'm going to the gym.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Ap.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Nobody is dress up for the gym. Come on, get
out of here.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
I'm not a baddie or a zaddy. I don't even
know what I am.

Speaker 15 (10:05):
And I'm wearing a cocoa puff shirt and I live
paycheck to paycheck, so I'm not a zaddy.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
I'm on.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I saw some double stack cargo shorts over the weekend
and I almost bought.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Him for you.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
You should have loved that, I know.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
I was like, there are so many pockets, you could
have so much fun.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
You're so marsupial with your pocket.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Anyway, what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't even know what we're talking about.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
The bank to be a zaddy, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I don't think zaddy has anything to do with money.
This doesn't say it has anything to do with money.
It's sexually attractive man, especially an older one who's fashionable
or charismatic.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, I'm that, just accept it. Charismatic.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
No, Zaddy is rolling around in a mini van, That's
what I'm saying. Like, you're not going to be a
zaddy in a please.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Scotty rides a city bike all the time and people
call him a zaddy.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Scotty is a Zaddy, I guess, thank you.

Speaker 12 (10:52):
No.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Of course, being extra Saddy, like with those double stack
cargo you.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Need to be more you have you need to have
more self confidence.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I don't know you want to smell my shoes today?
Look at that. What what what was that you talking about?
But I don't he smells so bad?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Why are you wearing his own shoes?

Speaker 12 (11:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
I not wearing socks today, going there and sniff as shoes.
Since you're talking about random things and shoes, I have
a question, Scary, I'm kidding you, don't. I told Scary
goes sniff his shoes. He's running out the door to
go sniffish shoes.

Speaker 13 (11:26):
Guys, smells like cheetos.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh, you know, Scotty, you could probably sell those on
like Craigslist and get a fair price for them if
they're stinky.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Really Yeah, what's that frogs that somebody made fun of
me the other day? I wear Hey Dude chees, which
is I'm sure you've seen the Hey dude. They're like
bow shoes or whatever. Somebody says you have to wear
them with socks. You can't wear them without socks.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Why, I don't know. I don't wear socks.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh yeah, worn with socks, sandals.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I've never ever had a foot odor problem ever, So
I just I go all summer with no so I
don't wear socks. It cuts my feet up sometimes.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, we are.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
We on the radio.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
This is the most boring conversation.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
I'm kind of entertained.

Speaker 13 (12:06):
This is the stuff people love.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
It is smelling Scotty shoe on the air.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
We've talked about nothing of any importance whatsoever. The most
important part of this conversation was talking about Scotty's rank feet.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
It was the only thing of substance. I don't know.
If I was going through stuff in my day and
I listened to that, I'd be like, you know what,
that just distracted me for eight minutes.

Speaker 15 (12:31):
Wait, by the way, speaking of my feet, some jerk
in the fan group on Facebook posted a picture of
They said it was my foot and has two big toenails.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
That's not me. No, that's not my foot.

Speaker 15 (12:42):
Wait, hold on, there's a fan what there's a Facebook
fan page for the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Really, I had no idea, there's a way. Hold on,
there's a Facebook fan page for Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Oh yeah, they love us.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
They're all great people.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Oh, oh good. I wish I would have known.

Speaker 15 (12:55):
But they posted a picture of a foot in a
flip flop with two toenails on the big toe, and
that's not my foot.

Speaker 13 (13:00):
Someone screenshot it and said it to me, Oh that's gross.

Speaker 15 (13:03):
Yeah, look at that that's not me. Okay, okay, Scotty,
I gotta clear that up.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
You does protest a bit too much?

Speaker 5 (13:08):
All right, Why don't you.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Can put your stinky shoe back on it?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Get out of you If you're at a fan pace
for yourself though.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I like that too. You like to read what your
fans say about you. Anyway, So, as I started out
to this conversation, Scottie Bee is a ZADDI.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
I find him very attractive. I do. I think you're
a catch. Does that make sense?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Elvis Duran and this Z one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 16 (13:37):
The easiest part of your wellness routine.

Speaker 17 (13:40):
Just tell you're smart device to wake you up to
Z one hundred on iHeart rate.

Speaker 14 (13:50):
Se Elvis, It's like my second favorite way to wake
up in the morning.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
This one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
They say you should sometimes ever see what you're eating.

Speaker 8 (14:02):
Yeah, you know you go to those.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Restaurants where they have the lobster aquarium.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Oh I hate it.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, I'm like, I love the taste of lobster, but
to look at them, they look like these little things
from other planets, Like their eyes are like moving around.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
Like and then you want to pick the person with
the thing you want to put to death, Like, I'll
take that one. And you know it's that's it. That
poor lobster is about to die because of you.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'm okay with killing them and eating in fish the
same way.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Scary. What fish did you eat last night?

Speaker 13 (14:39):
Yeah, my guy, I got a guy tony fish at
scale in Jersey City, he goes. I got this fish.
It's fished in Miami in the South. It's called hogfish,
he goes, And I can never get it up here
up north, so I brought it home.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I cooked it and it was a delicious It tastes
that me. But what does a hogfish look like before
it's fillaid?

Speaker 13 (14:55):
Well, that I found out after dinner. I googled it.
It's called the Pig of the Sea and it looks
like a pig.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Oh yeah, it's cute, a little snout.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
Yeah, it looks like if a fish and a pig
had sex together, what you would get.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I would pay to see that. But also, I'm sure
it was delicious. But what is an orange ruffy?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I don't know, because I eat that all the time.
I hope it's not something horrible.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I don't think there is there actually an orange ruffy.
What is a telopia? I've never seen it? What are
you looking at?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
The orange ruffy is a hideous little I don't think
you can.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Go fishing for a tilapia.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, tilapias, I think? Are those are farm raised?

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Oh my god? The orange ruffy is ugly.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
It doesn't look like there's even much substance to it. Like, what,
what's there to eat? It looks all the time.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I know, but you eat?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
You don't want to eat that? You eat?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
What's inside that?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well, now that I know, it used to be called slimehead, but.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Orange ruffy used to be called the slime head, also.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Known as the red ruffy or slime head.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
It was gonna order a slime head?

Speaker 6 (16:01):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
What to depend on? Which restaurant?

Speaker 18 (16:08):
Right?

Speaker 19 (16:08):
What?

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Danielle, what's that looking for talapia?

Speaker 8 (16:10):
It's I mean, there's a picture of it.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Why but tilapias, I believe are they totally like engineered?

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 8 (16:19):
I don't know, But I got to say, there's a
lot of articles on is tilapia safe for you to eat?

Speaker 11 (16:24):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Here we get it's supposed to be super dirty, like
a very dirty yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Like a catfish, like a bottom feeder.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well, I think, isn't it it has I don't want
to it's.

Speaker 13 (16:31):
Always I'll tell you that by pounds, I always see it.
I'm like, why is it three ninety nine pounds?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
It has something to do with it being farm raised, right,
and what it's consuming all day because they're native only
to we looked Middle East, the Middle East and Africa, right,
so here they're all farm raises.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
So we're boat so we're saying we only want fish
that it's caught in a stream.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Yeah, and that is sustainable.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yes, I demand my meal be plucked from nature.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
Exactly what I'm looking at the healthyfish dot com and
they have an article and it's frequently asked questions about telapia.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
What do you find it?

Speaker 8 (17:03):
And one of the questions is is this a real fish?
And it says, yes, it is a real fish. Many
people think that it's not, but it is actually not
a man made fish. It's a real fish.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
But they farm them a lot, I guess, which is fine, okay,
but I don't want that.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
But I've never heard of anybody catching ailopia.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Another for instance, you know, a delicious fish is the
Chilean sea bass, which is originally called the Patagonian toothfish,
but no one wants to Yes, I'll have the Patagonian toothfish. Please,
No one's going to say that. The Chilean sea bass.
And now I think they're they'rey extinct, aren't they're they're rare.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
I don't think you're supposed to yes, Nate, what just
realize there's a fish called a lumpsucker.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
You ever heard of this?

Speaker 5 (17:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
No, that's a song, isn't it? What's the lumpsucker?

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Enough fisher? Interesting call here with Rena high Rena.

Speaker 20 (18:00):
Hi, Hello, lady lady.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 11 (18:05):
Well?

Speaker 20 (18:05):
I am on the road to the airport. Got up
at three point thirty this morning.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Why are you going to an airport?

Speaker 20 (18:12):
We are dropping my sisters and my mom off so
they can fly to India.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Whoa wait, why aren't you going?

Speaker 20 (18:22):
I can't afford it? Okay, yeah, my my cars on
the fritz. I'm trying to save money right now, try
not to be broke anymore. So I said, let me
just not do this. And yeah, have they.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Been to India before?

Speaker 20 (18:37):
They have? Oh, yeah, plenty of times. But Ye is
getting married, so they're going to go and get all
the outfits and the jewelry and all that.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I know.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
You know, I'm souse you're flying into like a hive
of culture India just I know, culture and food and stories.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
And I don't know when lest of you were in.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
India two thousand nineteen, right, yeah, no, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Do you want to go back anytime soon?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Absolutely? I would go back anytime. It's amazing. It's so fun.
The food is so good, the people are so fun.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I know.

Speaker 20 (19:11):
I'm I'm so sad that I'm not gonna be able
to see the food because that's just every time I go.
That's that's all I want.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Oh yeah, well, okay, Oh so I was under the
understanding you were a little upset that you weren't going,
but oh.

Speaker 20 (19:23):
No, I'm terribly upset that I'm not going.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
You're handling it so well, he's not so happy.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
I know where are.

Speaker 20 (19:30):
They're going to? Northern India? Punjab?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Okay, yeah, yeah, pun job.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
Yeah jo Yeah.

Speaker 20 (19:36):
I think I'm getting this weird burst of energy because
I've been up since three point thirty.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
But hey, can we talk about that taking people to
the airport concept? It just doesn't doesn't work for me.
I'll tell you what I mean. You're calling from Richmond, Virginia.
There are so many uber drivers in Richmond like here
in New York. For instance, if someone says, y'all were
flying into a guadia this weekend, can you pick us up?

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Hell to the no. No, you know we don't go
to airports here, do we?

Speaker 8 (20:03):
I do I get people up.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
We have a son.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Isn't it because you're giving somebody your time which you
can't get back, and you're.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
It's an act of love not insisting you drop me
off at the airport.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
But it's somebody who has never been here before and
they're nervous about traveling, and they're excited to be in
New York.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Is that guy lives here and he knows how exactly.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
See a familiar face at the airport picked them up.
It's like exciting for them.

Speaker 21 (20:30):
It's like, oh my gosh, elves High.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
You know everyone knows Dimitri.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 20 (20:36):
I'm trying to be a good daughter.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
You are okay, but no offense. Don't get mad at
me if you say you're coming to visit me, I'm
not coming to the airport to pick you up.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
That's not a it's not a New York thing. I
don't know why you do it. You're you're an exception
to the room.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Okay, you're a very.

Speaker 20 (20:51):
Good Maybe maybe it's a Richmond thing.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
It is, it's a Daniel thing. She's a good person.

Speaker 8 (20:55):
And I thought I thought I wasn't the only one.
Now I'm learning that there are.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
But that's another thing.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
If you're not used to navigating around the airport the
terminals is up, you're gonna slow everyone else down. Let
the Uber people do it. Just drop them off like
they kick him out while they're going twenty miles an hour.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
I'll just get out.

Speaker 10 (21:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (21:12):
And the funnies about thing about all of this is
their flight is at ten o'clock.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
So where's that's the problem? Parents like to get dropped
off like seven hours early? Your parents?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Your parents have to be at the airport fifteen days early.

Speaker 20 (21:26):
Yeah, all right, I'm a little excited to drop my
mom off and have her be gone for a week.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
You got all right, Oh my god, Now we're getting
to the meat and potatoes at the call. Well, look,
enjoy your time without that. How long are they gone?
You said, ten days?

Speaker 20 (21:41):
They're ten days?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Okay, beautiful for you. Oh gosh, I mean, are you
gonna be totally alone? You have a whole house to yourself.

Speaker 20 (21:48):
My dad is staying.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
He's ruined everything. Yeah, you'll have a good time with dad. Look,
best of luck, Rena. I mean, I don't know why
I'm wishing you luck. You're staying home doing nothing.

Speaker 20 (22:00):
Thank you, Thanks.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
For listening to us.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'm sorry it sounds like such a jackass about this dropping.

Speaker 8 (22:08):
Because even Froggy and Lisa, if I go visit them
in Jacksonville when they lived in Miami, they always pick
me up at the airport.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
It's a New York thing. It's just because I love you, Daniel.

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Oh thanks. So you're signed to say Elvis doesn't love
anyone that comes.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
He does.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I have no love for anyone. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Hello, Hello Chris. Hello Chris.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
You live in Jacksonville and you actually have a pond
behind your house where you you can fish for tilapia.

Speaker 11 (22:35):
Really, that is correct.

Speaker 18 (22:37):
I heard Frog you say you never heard of it,
but obviously he hasn't lived here very long.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Nobody's ever taken me tilapia fishing. But if you want
to be the first, let's go. It's in a pond.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
So are they like warm water pond bottom feeder kind of.

Speaker 18 (22:49):
Fish, Yes, they do. They nest around the edge of
the pond at certain times of the year, and we
can take a just a fake bait. Go back, and
I've caught probably a twelve fifteen back there.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I love people that measure their tilapia.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
I got a I didn't know they made him that long.
We didn't either.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Telapia is just a mystery fish for us. We see
it everywhere.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Well, Chris, thank you, thank you for the alerts.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
No, no, Froggy, ridy Chris, so fast, Chris has to
take me fishing and catch tellapia.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
Yeah, put him on hold.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, if you could take Froggy tilapia fishing, that would
be mighty keen.

Speaker 18 (23:27):
I'm right over, fru Froggy.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Oh okay, good, I'll be.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
There, all right.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Well, thank you so much, Chris, we stand correct.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
There you go Telapia. You can go fishing for telapia.
This show is so incredible.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
You learned something.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
Yeah, you learned so much from this is going to be.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
The thing I write down that I learned today.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
You can fish for telapia and Jacksonville and Elvis is
an a hole.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
You're in New York.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
How are you doing?

Speaker 16 (23:50):
Follow at Elvis Terran Show.

Speaker 12 (23:55):
New York.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
He got a ricord every day, Elvis Duran and this
C one hundred Morning.

Speaker 16 (24:11):
Show, New York's number one hit music stations.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
See one hundred. What's going on there? Straight night? Okay,
feel free to text in fifty five one hundred? What
peculiar thing does your body do?

Speaker 12 (24:22):
That?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Not everybody's body does? Okay, so wow, here's mine. I
just realized when I put on deodorant, my left under
arm expires before my right underarm because I showered last night.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
That's a little rank oh god, But the right one's fine.

Speaker 13 (24:39):
I don't get it, Like, why is my left.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Under you want to smell?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (24:42):
I don't. I do not why I've always wondered. I'm like, Okay,
did I forget my left under arm? No? I did it.
It's the body just expires. I feel like I have.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
One boob a little bit bigger than the other.

Speaker 10 (24:54):
Book.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
That happens to a lot of women, right yeah, Sam
talked about it the other day.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
They're neighbors, they're not even family members.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Okay, A lot of guys, one hangs lower than the other.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, they call it uneven Stephen, You know what, this
is the way it is.

Speaker 19 (25:10):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
We people assume that we are all perfectly symmetrical eyes.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
No we're not.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Our eyes are different, our ears are different everything. They
may not be different enough to notice, but you are not.
Even with your odor.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
It's great. The craziest thing. The body is so strange.

Speaker 8 (25:29):
Your body is a wonderling.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
It's gross sometimes too. The body produces some nasty stuff sometimes.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Really does, like the odor I've got.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
Okay, like that, Okay, we don't need to know about
your odor.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
O the where are you from the Bronx? Yes I am, hello, Charlie.
How are you good? We're talking about the oddities of
the human body.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Nate is saying.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Obviously, his organs on his left versus right sides are
pumping differently. Therefore his left aren't it stinks before the
right one. But what weird thing can you do with
your body?

Speaker 22 (26:05):
I can pull my belly button in and out like
it could be an Audi or an Inny.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Oh my god, wow, that's talent.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, I thought I was talented. I could either have
an Audi or a Volvo.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Is that weird?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
So you know, I mean, can you pop it out
just by pushing your belly out or do you have
to let use your fingers to pull it out?

Speaker 22 (26:28):
No, I have to like use my fingers. It's not
like something I show people.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Really, you know, I love that.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
You see if you have a unique body talent like that,
I find you unique. I find you special and unusual.
You're like one of a kind. We love that about you.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Charlie.

Speaker 22 (26:44):
Thanks nice.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Well, look, I have a beautiful day, and you should
do an OnlyFans page or something. I don't know.

Speaker 22 (26:50):
Yeah, somebody dams me on TikTok about that when I
posted it one time, right, and he wouldn't leave me alone.
So I deleted the TikTok. But then it got me thinking, okay.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well good, let us know when you're ready to make
some cash. We're gonna watch Charlie out. Have a great day.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
One more call for Ashley. Hi, Ashley, bye. Now you've
got a weird one and I may I may be
a part of your family. Tell everyone what happens to you.

Speaker 23 (27:20):
So every time I put a new piece of gum
in my mouth, I sneeze.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
It triggers something that makes you sneeze.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
What daniel that.

Speaker 21 (27:29):
Happens to me too.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
If it's like yes, if it's like a spearmint or
something like that, right away, I sneeze.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
It's so weird?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Is it the flavor?

Speaker 12 (27:38):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
You think it's the flavor for you too? Actually, just
like Danielle, I don't.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (27:42):
I only have like a minty flavor. I don't new
cinnamon or anything like that. Every time it like it
triggers something and I sneeze automatically.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
There is there is a little trigger that some of
us have. Let me tell you about mine, which is
I think it's related in a weird way. So I
have bariatric surgery years go, and the sleeve, so I
lost a lot of weight and now and back then
and even now if I eat too much, it hits
a trigger and I sneeze, like twenty times.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
In a row.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
Oh wow, Like I'll eat.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
We'll be at the table and I'll go and Alex
is like here he goes, and we and it turns
into an event. We count the sneezes. Woa, they have
gone beyond thirty sneezes. And I think we all have
that switch yours triggered by spearmint. Mine triggered by gluttony.
It's weird.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Oh you know what else I do that's really weird? Now,
you guys know I have that gag reflex. Yes, So
if I go from cold to hot or hot to cold,
like say, it's like warm in my house, and then
I go outside in the winter and it's cold and
I get in my car, I start to gag. I
don't know why, but it happens.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
It's the weirdest thing.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Wow, I know, I don't know gag.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
My husband's always like, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
I'm sure he does.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
I don't shut up.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
All right, Ashley, thank you so much for calling things,
for listening.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
All right, take it easy.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
We're getting all sorts of people, all sorts of people
saying talking about all the weird stuff their bodies do.

Speaker 22 (29:14):
Is it crazy?

Speaker 8 (29:15):
Yeah, body is a wonderland.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh yeah, there is one thing, and I've heard this before,
let's talk about it. They're saying that when you sneeze,
that's the closest body uh whatever that happens. That's close
to an orgasm. Yeah, no, look it up. They're saying
that the sneeze and the orgasm have something. They're like
relatives of each other. So next time you see someone sneeze,

(29:40):
you know what I'm saying, Ah, I see what you did,
crawl out of bed.

Speaker 9 (29:48):
What's your favorite morning show at Elvis durand show on
all socials.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Elvist Durround and this is one hund good morning show.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I'm still milling through the refrigerator to see what could
possibly possibly work the sniff test, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I almost made myself pass out the other day, how
because there was something that smelled a little funky in
my fridge and I was like, what is it?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
There's not a lot in there. I found it. It
was the milk. I took the cap off.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
I was like, right, you made the noise.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Oh I almost vomited right there.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Well, I mean I have some meat right now? That
are saying sell By you know yesterday? The thing is,
you know, the meat test I've learned isn't just what's
on the the uh print the print out, but it's
also what it feels like. If it is slimy feel
to it, you need to like toss it. It's got

(30:47):
to go. And I hate to waste meat. Can't you
just wash the slime. I'm going to wash that slime
right off of my meat and send that on its way. No,
uh yeah, so I'm gonna do some slime testing after
we get off the off the air today.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Okay, I ate the cheese, right, the cheese. So can
you just break off the mold and eat around the mold?
Why not?

Speaker 8 (31:09):
Can't?

Speaker 5 (31:10):
That's what I've always done. Isn't that what cheese is?
Isn't cheese mold? Some cheese? Definitely, some of it is, right,
But I've always just broken off or ripped off the
bad Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
But if it's in like some type of plastic, don't
the spores then kind of incubate all around it?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
They do say that is a possibility.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
I thought, like penicillin, it's the only one way to
find out.

Speaker 21 (31:34):
I thought that was.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I don't know. You just got to use your your judgment.
I trust my judgment, yeah, for sure when it comes
to most things. But no, you know, but today is
exploration day in the refrigerator because I got a lot
and I you know, I'm just I hate food waste
more than anything. But you know, when you gotta let
it go, you gotta let it go.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
What about sour cream, It's already sour? Can it get worse?

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yes? It can.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I got to go back home, and sour cream definitely
has a pretty long shelf life.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
What's ketty.

Speaker 13 (32:05):
The best way to clean out your fridge is do
what happened to me. My fridge craped the bed during
vacation because the compressor went. So I'm like, oh my god.
So I had to order a brand new one from
PC Richard and Son. They shipped it to my house
and I said, you know what, I'm throwing three quarters
of this stuff away and then I start I only
brought like maybe like twelve items into my new fridge
because I'm like, I have to clean this stuff out.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Well, I know, but at the beginning of this thought,
you said you you should do what I did. I
don't want to do that. I don't want to broken compressor.
I don't want to have to call someone to bring
a new refrigerator. But I figured I turned a negative
key you did. It's easier just to clean it out
or eat it on time, you know. Stop buying things
that you're not going to eat. That's see, that's my issue.

(32:47):
Oh my god, look at that. That pork tenderlin likes nice. Yeah,
and I'll buy it. Oh, I have this great recipe
for my pork tenderlid. Don't get me started on that.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh yeah, I really lie to myself about produce. I'm
like that of spinach. Totally you gonna eat that?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Nope, a few days later.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Instead, we had some salad last night that had a
little brown on it. Luckily the dressing was brown as well,
so it covered it. Alex didn't know the difference.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
It was all good.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, so that's today. Also, getting a tire fixed. I
don't know, I don't I'm not the world's best at
getting that done.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
But it's got a I got a full day ahead
of it.

Speaker 12 (33:22):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
Mine is the light in the car.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Which will, oh the check engine light, check angine light, or.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
Right now, it's please change the oil. And I'm like,
uh huh. Every time I turn it on it says that, Yeah,
I know, I know, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Sometimes you can just drive it till it shuts off.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
I think, doesn't I mean, how long can you go?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Really it gets really warm? Wait a minute, they still
have check oil lights?

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Oh yeah, of course, really check in there's a whole
array of lights that don't light up on your dashboard.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
His car check their own oil.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I'm sure my check engine light is on, but that's
the car that Alex took because his has the flat
tire or not doing well. We're not doing well. Let's
see what else is on the list of Do you
guys have a list of things to do today?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, okay, I'm going on the I'm groceries.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Wait, you go to You're going to a bank? What
do you do?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
What do you do at a bank? That's something you
do like in uh in like movies?

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Right? Well, I don't know. Sometimes I like the personal service,
right because you can do everything online. But I'm like,
they've got all my money. I want to see who's
who's I'm in trusting my money with. Okay, don't you
ever think that. I'm like, I want to talk to
a nameless person on this is going to a bank.
I just it's like a scene from die Hard. Man
we go trying to figure out we're gonna blow that. Paul.
I don't know about you. Like anytime I go into

(34:41):
a bank, I always think, man, is it gonna be
robbed while I'm in here?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Well, I well, I don't say that, oh, don't stop.

Speaker 13 (34:48):
Something, and I'm like, okay, where are the exits. I
have to be like like.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Nate, Nate, do not wish that on any of our friends.
As I was saying, do not wish on any of
our friends in the banking industry.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
I actually asked to see the button. They'll show you
the button.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
They show it to.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, they have a button like in many different places,
that emergency call button.

Speaker 13 (35:11):
I'll tell you that. Thought rolls through my mind too,
though I'm staying in line.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
You guys think about how you're gonna be heroes at
the bank.

Speaker 13 (35:15):
No, no, I start thinking about gonna get I really
I don't wish that upon anyone either, but I do
exact same thing.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Yeah, a lot of people doing a bank. You're standing
in well, You're like, this guy looks shady. I do
that all the time.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
You guys, you never know where crime will erupt. That's
why I don't drive behind the wells fargo wagons rolling
down the street. I never want to be I never
want to be a part of that.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
But I do feel like I do this in certain
places with certain things, Like I'll walk into like an
area and I'll go that person looks a little shady.
I they're going to do something. They nothing wrong with that,
And I remove myself from the premises.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
I do know do what I do. And I learned
this a while.

Speaker 11 (35:56):
Bag.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Always know where the exits are, Always know the fastest
or second fast this way to get out.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
You know.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
That's it's that's not there's nothing wrong with that. We're living.
We're living in that world right now.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I always try to look poor. No it takes anything
for me.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
No one's gonna rob you today. Look at you, I know,
look at me. No one's gonna touch this. This bitch
ain't got a dollar.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
But I guarantee. If you're in a bank and somebody
walks in with sunglasses on, you're thinking twice. Well, there
are banks.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I know the bank I go to out here, one
of them says no hoodies, no sunglasses allowed, or hats
when you're in the no masks.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
Now they say no masks.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
I know.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I always wear my Richard Nixon masks to the bank.
Old tricky dick uh is nineteen nineteen. Mary still there,
she's been on hold for a while.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Mary.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I'm so sorry. We're going on and on and on
about nothing of any importance whatsoever. As usual, My.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Apologies, no worries at all.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
By the way, do you get nervous at the bank?
Do you get a little nervous at the bank?

Speaker 11 (36:57):
Sure?

Speaker 23 (36:58):
And I used to work in the bank.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Did you ever get robbed? No?

Speaker 23 (37:03):
Well, but yeah, not really robbed. Yes, I would say.
It wasn't by a customer, it was by a co worker.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Oh god, that's safety. Yes, she got They say, if
you want money, go to where the money.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Is, but she goes. She got fired, of course she did.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
It just seems if you work in a bank, you
know how strict every every single digit is when it
comes to input, output, everything. I can't see how anyone
would not be caught, right right, Well.

Speaker 10 (37:36):
It took.

Speaker 23 (37:36):
It took a while. She you know, got a few
dollars here and there each night. We never they called.
They used to call it hit everyone count at their drawer.
It had to hit, so it was repetitive. And you know,
I guess they had to compile their information before they
let her go.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Well look at that, Look at what we do for
a living. There's what could we possibly steal? The only thing,
the only thing we have of value is time YEP.
For instance, if I talked about let's say del Monty
green beans for fifteen seconds, that's worth something to del Monty. Yeah,
they can give me money and I could just run
away with it. Yeah, but we don't do that. We

(38:13):
have checks and balances. But anyway, you have a great day, Mary,
Thanks for listening to us. I appreciate it.

Speaker 20 (38:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 23 (38:19):
You guys are awesome. Thanks so much.

Speaker 9 (38:21):
We don't care what you look like when you get up.
Listen to Elvis Durant and the Z one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
On the Z one hundred channel with our free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Tap, it's froggy, Oh, froggy, Yes, that's right. What's your
phone tap all about?

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Ashley wrote in she wanted us to phone tap her dad, Daniel.
Ashley is enrolled in summer school. Things maybe did not
go as plan this year, and her father's been less
than thrilled. So she thought it would be funny if
we called from the school to tell her dad that
she's been skipping class in summer school as well.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
You should never do this to a dad, I know,
all right, what happens in froggies? Phone tap, let's listen it.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Hello, I'm looking for Daniel, please speaking. Hi, Daniels, is
our principal playing? Is it over? From? Looks after? What
says about We've got your daughter Ashley here enrolled in
summer school, which I'm sure you're aware. Yes, Mom, she's
not here today and she hasn't been here for a week.

Speaker 11 (39:20):
Sir, that's impossible because I've been taking her there every day.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Another one of these guys. You know, if your daughter
wasn't in summer school, we wouldn't be.

Speaker 11 (39:29):
Having this one of these guys. What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (39:32):
Well, let's be honest, guys, summer school is not exactly.

Speaker 11 (39:35):
What is that to a parent who takes his kid
to school every day? Another one of these.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
If you were parenting your daughter, she wouldn't be in
summer school with me.

Speaker 11 (39:44):
Who are you to tell me, oh, I'm parenting? Are
you kidding me? I've been taking at ten to eight
every day.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
I can tell you that your daughter has not attended
class in exactly seven classes, which would be a week
and a half.

Speaker 11 (39:56):
Well, that's news to me, and I don't believe you
know what you're talking about. But I will talk to
my d then I'll get to the bottom of this.
I will talk to him myself.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Had she attended the regular classes that our tax dollars
pay for every day, she wouldn't have to be here
in summer.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
So I will drop her off every damn good I
drop her off.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Well, maybe as a daddy, you should hold her hand
and walk her to close.

Speaker 11 (40:16):
Yes, I had enough of your dad's reviews.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
All right, I'd be more than happy to add you
to my blog that I write about how exactly to
have a successful child in today's world. He's really upset.

Speaker 20 (40:28):
Oh my god, I'm.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Like scared to go home today.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
Now, all right, So here's the deal. Here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna call him back and we'll give him.
We'll give him a couple of minutes to like settle down.

Speaker 19 (40:36):
My dad.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
He's calling me right now.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
I don't answer it. Don't answer it. I'll call him
back and then I'm gonna be quiet and you talk
to him and let's see what he says.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Okay, Oh, hold on a second, what are you of
the school?

Speaker 16 (40:54):
What?

Speaker 11 (40:54):
I just got a call for the principal saying you
haven't been at school for two weeks.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
I don't know why he'd say that I'm at schooler
right now.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
I just okay, you're at school. I'm on my way
over there right now. I'm gonna talk to you in person.
See what's going on if you're at school.

Speaker 22 (41:06):
You saw me walk into school this morning.

Speaker 11 (41:08):
No, I mean I'm coming over there now. I got
I'll be over there and send the dad.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Love CIENTO, love CIENTO.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
See I'm right now.

Speaker 11 (41:15):
Just what are you saying?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
It means I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
And then, as I just learned it, I'm in class
and a squarer.

Speaker 11 (41:22):
You're not in a square. This is actually I'm coming
over right now.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
Hold on one second.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
Can you just give me a little smaller in these jeans?

Speaker 11 (41:29):
Just said, Oh my god, you're shopping right now. I'm
just kidding.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
I don't I can't understand.

Speaker 11 (41:36):
You don't even talk to me anymore. Don't even say
a word. I swear to God, Ashley, you are granted
for the rest of the fucking summer. I've had it.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
This is da Dad, Dad, do this? Hey Dad, it's
Froggy's real esty friend at the morning show.

Speaker 11 (41:54):
I got you, okay, Funny Ashley, where the hell are
you right at school? That's show very funny, very funny. Great, thanks,
I needed this during today, great day for.

Speaker 16 (42:10):
This Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 15 (42:15):
This phone table was pre recorded with the permission granted
by all participate the.

Speaker 19 (42:19):
Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I think it's very important that we recognize a few
people on our show, maybe just one in particular, the
most manly.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
That's now. Uh well, I think you and Danielle are okay, okay, okay,
It's now time for mister Manley pageant.

Speaker 24 (42:48):
Now there are a series of questions and comics between
Danielle and Gandhi with all the men of the Morning Show,
we will we will crown mister Manley.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
People why mister Manley doesn't have to be a man
to say it? But all right, so who's who are
our contestants? Go ahead, gone to your in charge.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I would say, Froggy, you, Nate, Scary. We should probably throw.

Speaker 21 (43:17):
Diamond in the mix because she's raising there.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I would say, Danielle and myself, but where we're laughing,
So we're going to take ourselves out, Okay, daniel like Scottie,
but I think we can hear him.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
No, we can't hear him. Hey, Danielle, what are you
looking for as far as the contestants go and the
Mister Manley Pageant.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
I'm looking for the answer of these questions, honestly, and
I want you know there are certain questions, you know,
maybe about things you do every day, maybe some manscaping questions,
maybe some vulnerability questions.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
What, if you want to vote along as we go,
you can text your your pageant favorite at fifty five
one hundred. So well, we'll have the popular vote in
the in studio judge vote. All right, here we go,
it's down time for the Mister Manley Pageant.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Take it away.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
I have one one quick question, since this is a pageant,
are we doing a bathing suit portion?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Gentlemen?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (44:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Shut those shirts off, baby, you don't want to see yet.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
All right, all daniel you go first with your first Okay, So,
first question, if you were stuck on the side of
the road, would you change the tire or do you
have to call someone to help you?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
May I answer that, yeah, yeah, I would call someone
to help me. But I do know how to change
a tire. But I'm a man of convenience.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
I would change a tire.

Speaker 13 (44:49):
Okay, Scary, I would sit in my car patiently and
call BMW roadside assistance.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Okay, it's weird because you don't have a BMW.

Speaker 8 (45:00):
Strange, Nathaniel.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
I would definitely change the tire, and in fact, I
would probably do it in record time.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
How about can we take away a point for conceitedness?

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Yes, finess curious who's going to come in second on this?

Speaker 8 (45:16):
Please? What about? How diamond is diamonds in here? Diamond diamonds?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
And you hear what would you do?

Speaker 19 (45:23):
No, I'm calling my dad.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Maybe your maybe your dad should win the mister man.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
All right, all right, So that round, Froggy got a point,
Elvis got half a point, Nate got negative two. Scary
negative one, diamond negative one.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
No, that's no, you don't while driving now, this isn't
the mister ahole contest.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Shut up.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
If you have a cold, how many days do you
call off work, Froggy?

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Well? None. If you're capable of working from home and
you do your job from home, for you, that's not
really good.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Men would say three or four days. So I don't
know about that front.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Credit Elvis.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
It has to be a really, really bad cold, but
otherwise I would be here.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Okay, you're all saying you're here.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Nate, Well, you don't want to get anybody else sick,
so as long as it takes until you're better.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Whoa, Okay, it's.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Going to manly answer though people around me.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Okay, scary, Oh hell, Zero, I never get I know
you will come in with and.

Speaker 13 (46:34):
I fought through COVID.

Speaker 8 (46:35):
I know because you spread it to all of us. Yeah,
you fighting through.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
This is this is not mister super spread or pageant.

Speaker 8 (46:44):
Taking a day off.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I don't know if that's a good thing.

Speaker 19 (46:47):
Diamond, I'm gonna piggyback off of what Nate said. Well, no,
I'm gonna wear a mask. How about that.

Speaker 8 (46:55):
I'm still going to come in.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Okay, there you go. Okay, Okay, we love you, Diamond.

Speaker 8 (46:59):
Okay, don't wear masks.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
My gosh, scary, you're just losing out here. Man, you
are just losing. Scar Danielle, go for it all right.
We're at a bar.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
What do you order?

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Hmmm? I would.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
I want to say a beer because that's what you're
looking for the manly pageant. But I usually order a martini, okay, Frobby.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Yeah, I definitely don't win this one.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
What do you coke?

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Zero?

Speaker 21 (47:35):
Nate?

Speaker 7 (47:35):
Nate?

Speaker 10 (47:35):
What do you want?

Speaker 13 (47:36):
I actually have been doing bourbon on the rocks.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Oh, he gets points.

Speaker 8 (47:41):
He gets points for that one.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
He usually orders like a like a grasshopp He gets
like milk transitioned.

Speaker 8 (47:49):
Okay, scary, come scary?

Speaker 13 (47:53):
So have I class azul repisodo tequila on the rocks?

Speaker 5 (47:57):
One big rock?

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Please negative?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Negative point ganda negative, just douchebagger, diamond, diamond.

Speaker 8 (48:05):
What's your answer?

Speaker 19 (48:06):
Minus tequila, soda, three limes, carcass out, Oh you went,
you went?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
No, she didn't drop a name brand and you know,
Oh my goodness. All right, gentlemen, if if a woman
is not around, how long does it take you to
find something that's right there?

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Ellis immediately immediately?

Speaker 8 (48:34):
Okay, okay, very nice, that's good.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Scottie or Froggy.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
I got a call and ask where it is.

Speaker 13 (48:45):
I'm gonna say immediately as.

Speaker 21 (48:46):
Well, is okay?

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Negative? Scary?

Speaker 13 (48:50):
I live alone and so I basically have to find it.
Otherwise if I don't.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
I'm screwedative Okay, okay, Diamond, immediately immediately, of course you're
a woman.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Just saying.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
The other day, Brandon was looking for scissors. Scissors. They
were in front.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Of his face, and he was like, I don't know, man,
I don't know where they are, So.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
So your lodging is if we fumble around for hours
looking for it, then we're more and more manly.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yes, if you find I get that.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
It's a lady.

Speaker 8 (49:18):
Yeah, I got it all ready. If I was mad
at you and you didn't know, why, what would you do?

Speaker 23 (49:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I would ask you why you're mad at me? Okay,
and then I would say, you know, I can't read
your mind.

Speaker 8 (49:38):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
That's the manly thing, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
I would wait for you to say things were fine,
and then I would just move on. Yeah, hip the
music he wanted answer, that's the perfect answer.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
That is scary.

Speaker 13 (49:58):
I would call and try and reason it out and
get to the bottom of the situation logically.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Whatever, okay, not mainly.

Speaker 8 (50:04):
Not only Diamond. Oh, I would just leave you alone, okay, bye?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Points all right, all right, very manly? Do we cry
we have some some more all right, two more, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
How big is your heart? Elvis?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
How do you answer that?

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I don't know, that's up to you, mister man.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I think I have a massive heart, as large as
the universe?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Massive heart?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
How my heart is larger than whatever the other answers
are in the room, mine's ten times.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
There is a mainly answer, Elvis.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
All right, froggy, my heart on is about the six
to eight inches, depends on how things are going.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Oh god, that is such a guy.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Answer take actually, answer point and.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
Points for him.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Nate, mine's so big it's part cow.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
How about that one?

Speaker 4 (50:58):
It really is?

Speaker 8 (51:00):
It sound right coming out of your mouth?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Because he has a cow valve? Reconstructive, something scary.

Speaker 13 (51:07):
I've been told I'm endearing and loving and generous. I'm
right behind Elvis on that.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
So it's you're putting yourself in second place.

Speaker 13 (51:14):
I'm pretty much that that'body says you have to multiply
by ten, and that's mine. Maybe I got half a
heart half as much as elb and Diamond.

Speaker 8 (51:25):
She's heartless.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I believe that actually she is. Okay, all right.

Speaker 8 (51:30):
Last question, how do you take your coffee? Let's start
with Nate.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Oh boy, what color am I? I'm pretty pale. That's
the same color as my coffee. I like it nice
and creamy.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
You're not kidding, okay, scary black, no sugar, okay, Elvis,
just black and ice? You have like ice in there?

Speaker 5 (51:51):
I like ice, you know, sometimes on ice in there.

Speaker 8 (51:52):
But this is black, okay, a froggy black with sugar, okay,
all right? And diamond hot skim milk, one sugar.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Okay, you lost your man points.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Diamond is no man at all?

Speaker 21 (52:09):
All right?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Who do you think was the winner here? Danielle? Were
your hours?

Speaker 8 (52:13):
I honestly think Froggie gets this, Yes, but he makes
those man comments what a man would say.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
He does.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yeah, you're absolutely right, though, if the ketchup was on
the counter, he'd call someone else to find it, that's it.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Yeah, I think Froggy would take this.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Yeah, but isn't it manly for me to agree that
Froggy is the manliest?

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Of course, very manly, you go, Froggy.

Speaker 17 (52:44):
Money, See, that's what That's what a man would say. Yes,
everything you do you can't help, and everything you do,
even if you try not to be manly, it makes
you manly.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Opinion, man without Danielle and Gandhia would never have been
never to win this project.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I'll say, you see, only a man, a manly man
would say, Little ladies.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Email Elvis Duran is the see one hundred Morning show.

Speaker 16 (53:18):
Elvis at Elvis Duran dot com.

Speaker 21 (53:26):
One tway, w it doesn't fri.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
I've been thinking about the things like you say.

Speaker 16 (53:33):
You say, this is Elvis Darez and the morning shows.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
You gotta get Hey, let's go around the room. Shee
what's on the minds of everyone in the room. By
the way, Gandhi and Gardian were the only two are
the only two laughing at what Nate just put in
the group text.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
So it's so funny to me.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
I'm running a freaking daycare here, Like people know, Hey, no,
you guys are fine. Other people that are normally part
of things. I let know because we have this little
group chat going and I'm like, hey, guys, this is
what's doing right? Nobody reads it?

Speaker 21 (54:09):
Well here we.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Okay, okay, he says, He says, we're three minutes away
from doing an around the room. If you're doing around
the room, I'm not sending you engraved invitations. We are
starting now.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
I don't I don't have a PA system. I have
a text message chat. Okay, we're all here now, Okay.

Speaker 19 (54:32):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
I like that type of communication. I'm into it. Keep
people on their toes.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Don't settle for any type of slacking.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I got a lot of stuff going on. I know
you're a busy You're the busiest man in show Baz.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
You have to get back out to that restaurant you're
talking about the other day. Pick up that guy. Shut up,
you've got your mind Elsewe all right, let's go around
the room.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
We're all here.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
We we were abiding by your your request. I we'll
start with Gandi Gondi. What's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Okay we say this all the time, but I want
to say it again. If you are waiting for the
moment to be perfect to do something, stop waiting.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
You'll wait forever.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I know it's a small thing, but I've been thinking
about redoing my apartment for a very long time, and
I've kind of been just driving my feet on it.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
I finally got.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
It together, did it, and it has made all the
difference in the world. I enjoy walking into it so much.
I'm like, this is it and I'm mad at myself
for not having done it sooner.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
So don't wait. You could die.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Get it done.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Get it done, yeah, whatever it does. Look, I'm the
world's worst procrastinator. Why put off today what you can
put off tomorrow? So I'm with you. But once you
get it done, you're like, Okay, why did I wait
so long?

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
What's up with you today?

Speaker 13 (55:36):
You know, if you're gonna leave a one star review
for somebody or a business, think twice before you do it.
You could you're ruining someone's livelihood. You know, people get
damaged in their Google ratings and they go down and
then people stop going there and then they close down
their business. That's why we have one to five stars. Okay,
So if something is not to your liking, don't go

(55:58):
from five stars to one star.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
It so much.

Speaker 13 (56:02):
If they totally suck and warrant it on every level,
make it one star. But notice a sliding scale. So
maybe you take a star away from them and you
make it four stars because of some disruption. But all
the times I go to the one star reviews on
anything Google or Yelp, I always see the reason why
they give it one star, and it's something that is

(56:22):
so trite and unimportant that I'm like, that could have
been four stars instead of one. But people are extremists.
And by the way, yelpers are the worst kind of
review people out there. They got chips on their shoulders.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Yelps. Yelp has the worst, the worst.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Why do you think that is.

Speaker 13 (56:41):
They have a grudge, that they have an axe to grind.
They've got to.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Grudge that questions why them? Why them?

Speaker 13 (56:48):
Because the community that formed that that people that follow
the yelp app are just a bunch of angry a holes. Specifically,
people who who write awful Yelp reviews were trying place
quicker than anybody else Google reviews. I respect.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yes, okay, I'll read a review. Where's this from, Nate Yelp?

Speaker 5 (57:07):
This is our show on yelp. Oh no, well apparently
we do.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
This person says some of the most loud and obnoxious
people ever. That lady that constantly laughs ha ha ha
is so extra annoying and fake. I stopped listening.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
I stopped listening.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Her name is Danielle.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
That show sucks.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I'm gonna listen to someone another show over these clowns
any day. Wow, they gave us two stars.

Speaker 8 (57:33):
Basically, I got the two stars.

Speaker 13 (57:34):
Guy, yelp, people have angry Karens in that community, specifically if.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
They didn't like our show because of you, but maybe
they like the rest of us, maybe it could have
given us a four star.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
List at least. My gosh, sorry guys.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
We don't want them listening anyway, screw them? What gandhi?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Can I just say in all of this, Scary is
also the worst type of person because he lives and
dies by these reviews, right, He doesn't.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Ever leave them, so.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
He just can't count on everyone else doing the heavy
lifting form. And he never reviews places, even if he
loves them, he doesn't go and review them.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
So I say, what the hell s, gears.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
I'm switching.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Also, wait, he also eliminates a lot of great places
because they didn't give enough stars in his opinions.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Exactly, I don't rely.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
On these stars that much anymore because I know there's
many ways to manipulate that that rating system, you know,
So okay anyway, So I do what you were saying,
a lot of people do rely businesses do rely on
these ratings. And if you just start slicing and dison
without giving it true thought and being you know, more accurate.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Then you're putting people out of business.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Maybe Scotty b our special guest today, what's on your
mind today?

Speaker 15 (58:40):
You know this is somewhat related to skaries. We all
use open table to make reservations, right, yes, I mean
I don't know if everybody knows or not, but every
time you make a reservation you get points and they
build up. And I just got a fifty dollars Amazon
gift card just for making dinner reservation night. Yeah, so
I think a lot of people make the reservation don't
realize you accumulate points and sometimes there's bonus points you

(59:02):
can do, like thousand dollars reservations if you go early
like me, if you like to eat at four thirty
in the afternoon for dinner, you get thousands.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
You get a thousand points for.

Speaker 15 (59:09):
Reservation and it doesn't take that minute to get free stuff.
All right, Open table, do not go on there, take
your points. Hey, Froggy, what's up?

Speaker 6 (59:17):
I had to do something that it didn't feel great.
But my dad has been having trouble with his sprinkler
system and so it's not an app and he's been
messing it up on the app. I took the app
off of his phone. I put it onto my phone
and I said, from now on, when you want your
sprinkler's run, you call me and I'll set them and
turn them one. They haven't broken one time since then.
I don't know what he was doing, but you know

(59:38):
I fixed the problem. I took it away from him.
I felt bad. He's like, I can't find the app now.
I'm just I said, just text you when you want
them to run, I'll turn them on.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I wish we could break into people's water system apps,
so you just turn on turn on the sprinklers without
the noise.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
Oh that's nice, this need for power.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Hey, Danielle, what's up with you?

Speaker 8 (59:56):
So you know I have two cats, Fred and Dickey. Right,
and so Fred every morning three forty five, he wakes
me up no matter what. He knows he's getting his
medicine because he has some lung issues, and he knows
that he gets a little snack because I don't like
to give him meds on an empty stomach. So Dicky
comes along for the ride. She's like, well, he's got
a snack, I'm gonna snack do right, But she waits

(01:00:17):
till you invite her in. It's so crazy. Fred follows
me into the bathroom and Diggy sits by the door.
I close the door, give Fred his medicine, give him
a snack, and then when I open the door again,
Diggy will come in. It's the weirdest thing. It's like
a vampire cat. She waits to suck my soul out.

(01:00:37):
She's like waiting for me to say, Okay, Mama, come on,
you can come in now, and then she comes in.
It's so crazy. I call him Papa and Mama and
then they come in.

Speaker 21 (01:00:46):
It's the cutest thing.

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
But like, I've never met a cat that waits for
permission for h what the hell? She's very polite, a
polite cat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
The cats, yeah, they're not polite.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
What you did?

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Like they're waiting to curse you out?

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Yeah, you're saying, what's up with you?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (01:01:04):
So when I moved, my husband and I treated ourselves
to a smart bed and one of the cool things
I thought about that was there's an app that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Tells you how well you slept. It tracks your sleeping.

Speaker 10 (01:01:14):
Well.

Speaker 14 (01:01:14):
Now I'm afraid of my own home because I was
going through the dates and it has tracked a two
hour sleep on a day that none of.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Us were home.

Speaker 14 (01:01:23):
Oh yeah, is there a ghost in my bed? I'm
just going through it and I'm like, oh, we slept
so poorly on Nope, neither of us were there. Or
do I have a ghost and Savannah was not home alone?

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Not only do you have a ghost, you have a
ghost that isn't sleeping. Well yeah, keep tracking that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
That's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
That is great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
And finally, Nate, you know what, we love you, thank
you for getting us all together every day for this
little round the room segment. What is on your mind?

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Sht it? Okay, it's all happened to us. I guarantee
everybody in this room has had this happen. The mystery cut.
You either look at your hand or your leg and like,
where's this blood coming? Got home the other day and
I look at my leg and it looked somebody had
stabbed me with a dagger and I got a blood.

Speaker 13 (01:02:11):
I'm like, I don't even remember this happening.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
So yeah, So then I just had to get the
what is it, hydrogen PEROXI had to get the blood
out of my pants, and I'm like, oh my god.
You know, every once in a while, it just happens,
and I'm like, how does this happen? It doesn't help us,
it do. I have no nerve endings in that party.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
What the hell happened? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
So anyway, it's all happened to us. A journal happened again.
Just be wary of that mystery cut and where you're
putting the blood. All right, we we love you, Nate.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
By the way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Here's another YELP review. I love the Elvistrand Morning Show.
I find it very entertaining. The cast is very funny
and energetic. The show makes my morning more enjoyable every day.

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
Hey, love to hear that.

Speaker 21 (01:02:50):
Bye, we see the sunbas Alan and the Sea.

Speaker 16 (01:02:54):
One entre morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
We've done it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
We've fallen down the Amazon rabbit hole. Here, hold on, Okay,
here's the thing we were just talking. I was talking
to Nate yesterday about chopp salads. Right, who doesn't love
a good chop souad.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
They're the best. The best of the salads is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Just if you just put your cutting board out and
a knife, you can chop. But they have those metsa
luna knives, you know, with the handles on it. It's
like a quarter moon.

Speaker 8 (01:03:25):
Oh yeah, it's easier.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
So we went online.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I'm like, oh my god, you can get the metsa
Luna knife with the matching ball, so if it's right
into the like the ball. So I ordered one of those,
and then I'm like, wait, I want to go make
a protein shake, but every time I put peanut butter
in there, it kind of gets globby and sticks to

(01:03:49):
the sides. Then Nate says, well, there's there's that powder.
It's peanut butter powder with extra protein pbe fit.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
The thing has forty million likes. Went okay, I'll buy that.
And so while you guys are listening to a song
and some commercials, we were all frantically trying to beat
each other to the punch on all these items because
like that Metsaluna bowl only had four left. I'm like,
oh my god, I got to right. No, really, we
had to race each other to see who could get
the kid.

Speaker 21 (01:04:18):
I can't even find it. I'm so annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I found it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
I have a question, is there really four left?

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Because I need to believe. I need to believe.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
It's like when I just scary, does those commercials for
the first fifteen callers, you give a free really, it's gotta.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
Be more than four.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
It makes me.

Speaker 13 (01:04:39):
It's a call to action to make you act quicker
because and I did it creates I had to get.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I'm going to order two so I can just give
you one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
I just want this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Chopper and bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yeah, it's called Mason and something Coal and Mason, Coal
and Mason. It's an acossia wood bowl with the Metsaluna
Nie for you to go.

Speaker 8 (01:05:01):
Oh, hold on mine says only nineteen in stock order soon.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Well, okay, I was exaggerating for the show's key Daniel.

Speaker 21 (01:05:09):
Oh, I see it?

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Is it coal, Cole and Mason or colon Mason Mason.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Knife. It's a different looks nice.

Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
It's not cheap though it's expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I know, but chopped salads are good for you, and
I think it's gonna pay for itself after I use
it twice and put it to maasement. It is funny
though a chopped salad is way better than a salad
where you got it, but dressing gets more onto every piece. See,
I have two salads I love either the chop salad,
so you can just you know, use your fork, and
then there's the head of lettuce, like the what's it

(01:05:46):
called the website where you're.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Actually seeing a massive chunk of lettuce.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
I don't want anything in between. It's got either be
one choke of lettuce or fifty million chunks of lettuce.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
I can't wait a week. It's a weekend of chop salads.
What's kind of what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
I went to check out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
My subtotal is like sixteen hundred dollars. Apparently I've just been.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Putting that my part Willy Nilly stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You found that psychedelic pepper grinder.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Pepperrin cool.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Amazon is the evil devil and I can't wait to
sign on later.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
What sketty it is?

Speaker 13 (01:06:18):
Because I was looking for an onion chopper the other
day and then when I went to go check out,
it said people who bought this item also bought these,
And I did you a strawberry huller, an avocado slicer,
and a potato nasher.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Any of them?

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
Don't we call it a knife?

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
Can we called it a knife?

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
I am the onion chopper in my house. No, you
thing is a strawberry hole aer you just cut it
with a knife. It's just just right there. It's a
little knife.

Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
You know what I bought the other day. You know
when you go to the mall and they have like
those balloons there in the shapes of dogs and animals,
and they have strings and you can buy them for
like fifteen bucks each at the mall or whatever. You
can get a pack of like twenty something for eleven
bucks on Amazon and inflate them at home and do
it yourself. And I'm thinking this would be good at like,

(01:07:02):
you know, concerts in the neighborhood. I could sell these
things and get some extra money because this is so
cheap on Amazon, and you pee in the mall so much.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
If you weren't afraid of clowns, you can hire one
and they can be They could bend any balloon into
a dog.

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
You are right, they could.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
There's gotta be a there's gotta be a YouTube video
that shows you how to do balloon art.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
There's got it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
You're in your fright of clowns. It's keeping you from
a world of balloon art sales. Oh here we are
talking about stupid crat.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
And then, so you know, Jonathan Adler, you know I
love Jonathan Adler the store.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
It's great. They're having like a forty percent off sale.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
I went nuts the other day and guess what everyone's
gonna get eventually? Something from Jonathan Edler.

Speaker 8 (01:07:44):
Oh yeah, Dan, question, who.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Is Jonathan Adler.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
He's a designer housewars, housewares and furniture and yeah, he's unbelievabrugs.

Speaker 13 (01:07:54):
We have one of his candles.

Speaker 8 (01:07:55):
If you go to American Dream you know where we
chop that posh side of the mall is all designed
by him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Really, Yes, it is a great story in Soho, not
far from the old studios. And no, Jonathan Adler's got
great stuff. He has these canisters and they're all the
great designs and they have names of drugs on the side,
like heroin. The other day ludes Kwaylud's a friend. When
I walked to do you really have a jar of heroin?
And kuaylus is it? No, it's Jonathan Adler.

Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
Don't we have his candle in the studio with the
face we had stolen?

Speaker 13 (01:08:28):
And remember I gave the Quailud's jar to Sam and
then she sold it under your game on poshmark Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
For like oh yeah, and it's crazy. Oh, it said
heroin Chic Housewares. And then I have the the the
beaded marijuana leaf uh pillow on my couch upstairs. Everyone
looks at it like, oh, so you're a pothead. I'm
like no, I just like marijuana leafs. I think they're
really pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
They are.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
They're like leaves.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
They are.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Hey, we've been talking about absolutely nothing for like ten
minutes here. Hey, has anyone here made that marry me chicken?

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
No, what is that?

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
I see it all?

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Look, if you're into food porn like me on Instagram,
you see these things roll by all the time, these recipes.
Merry meat chicken I see all the time. It's like
chicken breast, you kind of crisp it up a little.
Then there's cream and shallots involved, and roasted tomatoes or whatever,
sun roasted tomatoes. It is called merry meat chicken. They
say if you make it for someone, they will want

(01:09:24):
to marry you. It's so good. Okay, So I'm trying
to find a recipe for blow me chicken. I don't
know gonna find it, or how about this massage me chickens.
It's just like, yeah, go take my car and wash
it chicken. I don't know if you need things done

(01:09:45):
around the house, like can you clean out the garage chicken?
So yeah, it do a search for merry meat chicken.
It's right there, and I don't know. I'm sure someone
has made it. Can you call it? Text me now
fifty five one hundred. Tell me about your experiences with
merry meat chicken? Why use a voodoo doll? And why
do like a witchcraft spell on someone? We could just
make them chicken?

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
All right, some things you can't unsee, but that doesn't
mean you shouldn't look.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Follow us at Elvis Durant show.

Speaker 16 (01:10:18):
Good Money is Elvis duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
So I don't want to get morose or dark. But
let's talk about dying, shall we. Now let's talk about ashes.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
You know, you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Always you know, okay, you know, when I die, I
want to be cremated. I want them to spread my
ashes where, you know? And so I was thinking about
this last night. Where do I want my ashes to go?
I mean, if you can immediately without hesitation, think of
the boom, that one place where you want your ashes
to go, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
That means you put some thought into it. Like Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Watch this watch this guy's Danielle. Where do you want
your ashes to go after you pass away?

Speaker 14 (01:10:54):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:10:54):
Wanted at Walt disney World.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Okay, wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
A problem that people were taking ashes to Disney World
and they were getting a little mad about that?

Speaker 8 (01:11:03):
I think so. I think they were trying to put
the goche on that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
I think they have a policy against it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:08):
Yeah, I think they do. I think a little bit
by the castle too, A little bit we can okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Okay, so we should get like some little container that
doesn't look like an ash container, whatever that looks.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Like, and just just smell about.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Just take a stroll around disney World and just spread
daniel all over the place.

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Little gotcha a little there, like on Pixie Dusty Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
They'll never suspect it.

Speaker 21 (01:11:33):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Mix it with glitter.

Speaker 8 (01:11:34):
They'll think you're just spreading around tinkerbellids.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Our friend Tom met a lot of colleagues he used
to work with at a bar here in New York
City and they were having like a memorial drink right
to say goodbye to a friend who passed away, and
they were in this bar he loved to frequent and
so one of his friends said, hey, distract, distract the bartender,
And so Tom went up and distract to the bartender,

(01:12:01):
and his friend took their friend's ashes and sprinkled them
in like one of the planters, the potted plant planters
in the bar right there on the roof over in.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
New York City.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
I mean, so if it's just a little couple of
ashes here and there, what's what's the harm?

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Right, it's a last wish.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I thought there were some like you have to fulfill
a last white right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
I don't know, Froggy, what are you thinking ashes where?

Speaker 6 (01:12:24):
I know there are you know what I would like?
Mind putting an NFL football stadium and where you know
where the Tampa Bay Buccaneers play. I know people and
there's been stories of people who have tried to do
it at Foxborough Stadium and you get arrested. It's not
that they don't They don't want people like running around
just spreading ashes.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
All over the place.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
I get it, I.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Know, but look at look at ashes. They really aren't
that you know, granular or anything. They fit just a
little bit. If I mean, maybe you get some bone
fragment in there, there could be a problem but if
it's just ashes, they you know whatever, scary ashes where all.

Speaker 13 (01:12:56):
Over the Brooklyn Bridge because I'm from Brooklyn and I
admire that structure and I always have so yeah, so
the Brooklyn Bridge would be a place for me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
You know, they're going to blow off eventually into the ocean.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
Okay, Oh my gosh, how crazy is this? It says
that the Haunted Mansion is one of the biggest destinations
for scattering ashes.

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Yeah, that's fascinating.

Speaker 8 (01:13:18):
Wow. But there's a bunch of laws about scattering ashes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Their laws are rules.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
I mean, there are a.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
Surprising number of scattering ashes laws, not to mention Disney
World's own rules to make this a complicated choice. Really,
there are state and federal laws for scattering ashes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
I didn't know it was against the law to scattered ashes.
I mean, if it's like a body that hasn't been cremated,
I see.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
You take Can you take food in the Haunted Mansion?
I don't like popcorn, Like, if you buy popcorn, you
can put some ashes in the bottom of your popcorn,
accidentally spill your popcorn at the bottom, and then they'll
never even know that you were spinning.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
I've never seen people eat popcorn in the Handed Mansion.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
We have a lot of ideas, uh gandhi ashes where.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
I have three places. I want to use part of
them to get turned into a tree. You know, you
can like plant them in a tree. Yeah, absolutely, part
for a coral reef. And then I've told you this.
I want to have a little bit sprinkled into the
food of my enemies so that I can live inside
them for just a short amount of time.

Speaker 8 (01:14:18):
Okay, okay, I'll give you a list. Do we have
a choice of like the urn we have because i'd
like Madame Liota, like that's the like the you know,
the the crystal ball in the Haunted Mansion, and then
a little draw on the bottom. You can just shove
me up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
You know, you can design whatever you want, Danielle. Thanks,
you know, don't don't limit don't limit yourself, uh Nate.
If you thought about it, where your ashes go, well,
it's they're gonna go to all the places I didn't
go on this planet. And this is actually a business
I wanted to start. Let me see if there's some
viability here.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
I want to start a business where I take your
ashes and if you want to be on like Mount
Everest or on Antarctica, I take them there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
How about that, like you personally take it, or.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
Like I hire somebody and he travels and has a
backpack full of ashes and he just scatters all people.

Speaker 21 (01:15:06):
The ash man.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
He's the ashman, the ashman and ashes go everywhere and
you can't get it back together.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
It's a great idea, but I have a question.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
They're also like a weird rule about traveling with ashes.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
How do they know how people have gotten stopped because.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
They're not going to be in one of those typical urns.
It'll be in like a coffee cantaka.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
And and by the way, ashes I don't know. I
don't think they take the form of the same ashes
you see in an ash tray like these. I mean
it's more of it is granular. It is sand because
because you're talking about bone fragment, you're talking about teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
This is gross. But anyway, crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
That that was once a person though, or a pet
or whatever, like oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Well yeah, I mean you could burn you know, anything,
and it turns into something.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
You can't travel with them, by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
You can't travel with ashes. Yeah, you check your ashes.

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
You can't you what you can't. I've been worried about
checking my ashes. I would want to take them as
a carry.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
On to do it, got to check.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
I think you could.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
I think you can carry those on. I'm not worried
about it. I haven't thought about my ash thing. I mean,
I'm sure Santa Fe, New Mexico is one place, but
also maybe a nice beach in Turks and Caicos.

Speaker 8 (01:16:14):
Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
Nice, all right, I'm gonna think it through.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
These are the things, these are the important things we
must have. You gotta write them down if something happens today.
We don't know where to take your ashes, like if you.
For instance, I have my my cat's ashes upstairs. Never
never spread them out anywhere. There's this here.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
And I'm thinking kitties.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Like Boris, she must have go somewhere.

Speaker 11 (01:16:35):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
I put kitty on the bed sometimes in his favorite spot.
Kitty needs to sit in his spots, on his little box.
I put on their ashes on the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
I got Lynn on line nineteen. Let's talk about it, hey, Lynn,
even though it is it's a morbid conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Hey, where do you want your ashes?

Speaker 20 (01:16:53):
I want my ashes flushed in the mall in the
Tri State area or you know, anymoll around here.

Speaker 8 (01:17:01):
Yeah, but if they get flushed, then they go into
the system. They don't stay in the mall.

Speaker 18 (01:17:05):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:17:06):
I want to be in the mall.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Okay, all right, food.

Speaker 11 (01:17:11):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
You're gonna dump you off in the food court.

Speaker 16 (01:17:16):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:17:16):
I love the food court.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Yeah, right there, right there next to Panda.

Speaker 8 (01:17:20):
You know, they give you the we love pandas.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Yeah, the bourbon chicken samples. I love that. That's a
perfect place.

Speaker 11 (01:17:27):
My god, that's my life.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
All right, dundeal Lynn, get back to us and we'll
come up with a plan for you.

Speaker 9 (01:17:33):
Okay, no time to talk next us at fifty five
one hundred.

Speaker 14 (01:17:39):
I love all this because he's such a sass ball,
like my spirit animal at the show.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Hey, so are we do? You consider yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Great at reading someone, like first impressions or thing little
nuances they have that can tell you a lot about
their personality. You really like what For instance, I'm so
good at knowing if someone's in distress or not. Hell oh, well,
for instance, I know when you're annoyed, Elvis. So it's

(01:18:12):
like right now, I could see in your face you're
not happy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
I'm very happy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Well obviously not me, so obviously you're striking out. I
take it back, I'm totally happy with you. So you're
not good at that anyone else? Yes, yes, yes, Gary, I.

Speaker 13 (01:18:28):
Can spot a fake person a mile away, like if
someone's being fake to you, like when you're getting fake
hospitality when.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
They have to be nice to you just because it's
their job. Yet, right, Okay, you're good at What about you, Gandhi?
What what like nuances and someone's personality traits really tell
you a lot about them.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
I think there's a way that people look at you
when you first meet them. And sometimes we've all met
these people. They just size you up, like head to toe.
They're taking everything in and judging immediately. And most of
those people who do the elevator eyes all the way
up and down have turned out to not be so
kind in the future.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Also, the people when you're having conversations with them, they're
looking behind your head to see who else is in
the room, yeah, or how they treat other people. And anyway,
so Gandhi found you know, this great article. I wanted
to kind of like steal some stuff from it. Seven
insignificant details that tell you a lot about someone, And
just in passing when we brought it up, a lot
of people, a lot of you texted in about, well,

(01:19:27):
if you see someone who's not nice to animals, you
know that they're probably a dud.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Hell yes, absolutely, Even like the pigeons and the rats
in New York City, when I see people try to
kick them out of the way, I lose it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
I'm like, really, dude, that this is their space, not yours.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
To be honest, you know, when a rat's on your foot,
you do tend to accidentally cook a kick a little bit.

Speaker 16 (01:19:46):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
But also, and Danielle brought up a good one too, Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
Moms, you have to make sure they're nice to their mom.
If someone's that nice to their mom, kick them to
the curb.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Not exactly, you can tell a lot about people. And also,
if you're in a restaurant and the person you're with
treats whoever is waiting on your whatever like crap, they're
probably not worthy of your time because these people are
there to make sure you have a good time and
you're going to be mean to them.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
So this list was kind of great insignificant ways you
can tell a lot about someone.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
One Malcolm S.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Forbes once said, you can easily judge the character of
a person by how they treat those who can do
nothing for them absolutely for instance, So if you're only
nice to people who you can get something out of,
if someone's only nice to you, then you see they
treat other people like crap because you're the only one
who can take care of them in some situation. You
know that you really shouldn't be hanging out.

Speaker 8 (01:20:44):
With them, and you know what the other thing to
that is. And I've seen this happen many times. People
will hang out with someone until they have no use
for them anymore, and then they're dispose of them, which
I've seen happen so much, and I'm like, dude, that
is not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
It's true. That's why Nate, we have to a meeting later.
But job, yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
One of the things that took me a long time
to realize with these jobs is that everybody presents their
best foot forward with us. So you think everybody's so
nice and we have the greatest people, but that's not
true because so many people want something from us, like hey,
mention my business on the air. So not everybody is
a nice person. You think that they are, and it
took a while for me to kind of get there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Wait, so the way customers treat service employees at restaurants,
cafes and other establishments, it really tells you a lot
about them. There's the greater picture is how people treat
others who can't do anything for them. And by the way,
this article I'm reading is called, as I said, seven
Insignificant Details that tell you a lot about someone by
Andy G.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I don't know what the G stands for.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Another sector of people, another personality trait that tells you
a lot about a person, how they interact with those
from whom they want something.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Yes, yeah, when suddenly your friend is like kissing up
to on one and you're like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
What are you doing right exactly? It's sort of like
what you were just talking about, Gandhi. For example, when
some guys see women they like, they seem nice and
happy for a moment before reverting to their old selves again,
and you wouldn't experience that. So if you can recognize
I kiss up, then you know that maybe, Okay, what
are they like when they don't need something from you.

(01:22:23):
Another another trait to look for in people, how they
follow through on their promises. Give me, you know, like
give me if I've minutes, I'll give you an answer,
and then never give you an answer, get back to
you by Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Now there's no Friday, right, I'm totally gonna do that.
Just give me a minute and I'll send it. No,
you didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
So a lot of us, you know, we make promises
and we don't keep them. So look, life happens, and
sometimes it's necessary to wiggle out of things, right or say,
look I can't. I promised you I could, but I can't.
But if you just move on and just pretend it
never happened. Interesting how their real life live differs from

(01:23:03):
their social life life.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
That's such a big one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
One of my very best friends and I love him
to death, but if you go to his Instagram page,
it's the most repulsive thing I've ever seen. It's him
flexing his muscles in front of a mirror every single day,
and yeah, has he lost weight and he looks good.
I get it, that's what he wants to show off,
but that's not who he is as a person.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
And I just look at it and I'm like, oh,
come on, man, you can do better than this.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
And we know many people I'm a nice guy though.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Yeah, come on, Well it's right. It says here in
this article examine how someone behaves on social media versus
real life? Is it always necessary for them to be
putting on a show? And if you think about this
kind of what social media is, I mean, we all
sort of put on a show every once in a while.
We're not going to show them like us taking a
pooh or you know, it's like you, we don't show
them everything, right, Yeah, scary.

Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
I always noticed when it comes to social media, the
follower count versus following count. If you if you're following
like a nine hundred people and you have fourteen followers,
a lot of times that's a troll and they don't
have like stuff about themselves. I just noticed that a
lot of people because anytime as a troll comes onto
my social media, it's always someone that has like about
twelve followers, Like, well, you have no friends, you know,

(01:24:14):
for obvious reasons, because you're a bad person. I'm just
I'm just I notice it a lot. But they're following
three thousand trolling everybody, So I notice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Brittany around twenty four she has another one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Hey Brittany, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 8 (01:24:30):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Oh, thank you, and thank you very much for listening
to us. We need everyone we can get. So what
type of personality trait do you see that makes you go, hmmm,
I don't know if I trust this person.

Speaker 7 (01:24:43):
It's how when you treat how you treat older people, like,
you know, like I just feel like if you're mean to,
you know, older people, then you're not a very good
person either.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
Totally true. O, It's true.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Give up your seat on the subway for an older
person exactly exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
And so it's like I saw that the other day,
and like there was this older lady, you know, she
was in a walker and you know, like we were
on the train and these people would not even let let.

Speaker 11 (01:25:14):
Her sit down.

Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
And I'm like, that is so rude. And so I
got up, and you know, because I injured my back
a couple of months ago, but you know, I'm a
lot younger, and I let her have my feet, you know,
and so that's just that's just how life works, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:25:30):
So I'm a good person, so you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Know, and there you go and it's okay to notice
that you're you're good. And you know what, I've always
been impressed by are as an example uh Asian culture,
how they always put older people up on a pedestal.

Speaker 22 (01:25:47):
Yeah, I agree, Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
So it is such an honor.

Speaker 11 (01:25:53):
To speak with you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
Guys, you for like fifteen years. I'm like, this is
the first time I've gotten on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
So I'm like, oh my god, well, I'm glad you
got through because what you had to say was very important.
And Brittany, by the way, I'm the oldest person on
the show. These people they treat me like crap. I know,
but you know, my birth certificate has me born way
before them, and they treat me like hammered crap. And

(01:26:23):
thank you, Brittany, you have a great day.

Speaker 7 (01:26:24):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Now here's another one on the listen. I think this
is very interesting because I want us to discuss this.
They say, you can tell a lot about a person
by the appearance of their vehicle. Yeah, okay, really, I'm
sure what if it's clean or not?

Speaker 6 (01:26:45):
Yeah, I think dirty car, dirty crots. You have a
dirty car, you don't take care of God.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
So the only people I will give a pass to
in that though, is people who have little kids, because
you know, you've all gotten this someone's car and they
have car seats back there, and then there's like much
macaroni in the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
I imagine it's probably really difficult to keep up with
that all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
But if you're single and you're living in like some
type of landfill of fast food wall, oh, ew.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
What are you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:27:11):
Have you ever gotten in your car and you smell like, oh,
I think I dropped a French fry yesterday or so.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
It rotted, So I'm thinking of my But I mentioned that,
are you all thinking about what kind of shape your
car is in right now?

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Yeah? So there's this writer.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
I love him. His name is Malcolm Gladwell. You may
have heard of him. He has a book out called Blink,
The Power of Thinking Without Thinking, And in this research
he uh was researching eighty students who were raided by
their closest friends versus complete strangers who just spent fifteen
minutes visiting their bedrooms.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Elster In he'd be too warm and he's happy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
Love him so much because I start my day writing
to have a lot of energy as.

Speaker 21 (01:28:02):
I opened you.

Speaker 10 (01:28:09):
If it's still looking need a little bit of company with.

Speaker 16 (01:28:13):
Elvis Duran and the Z one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
I know you love to make it interest and it's
time for me to introduce.

Speaker 21 (01:28:26):
Os Duran the Z one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Intern Ava, Hi Eva, Welcome to Hello Loo for shows.
So Ava, you know we love our interns.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
Ava.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Are you having a fun internship here for the show?

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
So far?

Speaker 10 (01:28:39):
I'm having the best internship I've ever had.

Speaker 21 (01:28:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Look, I'm kind of stuck in here. They don't let
me leave. What is it you do do? I mean,
in the course of a day as an intern, Ava,
what do you do for the show?

Speaker 21 (01:28:50):
So?

Speaker 10 (01:28:50):
I work for the social media department, So I post
the horoscopes on the threads and on the Instagram stories,
and I you post funny videos of you guys from
what you say on the radio, and I put it
on TikTok and Instagram and Twitter.

Speaker 23 (01:29:12):
Es.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Okay, all right, you put us on X Yes questions
for Interneva.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Followup question, intern Eva, what other internships have you had?

Speaker 21 (01:29:22):
None?

Speaker 22 (01:29:28):
Got you?

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
I like it goes, it goes, it goes downhill from here. Well,
I'm hoping you're enjoying your experience.

Speaker 6 (01:29:34):
Here.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
It seems like a nice place to work. That's why
I've been here for almost thirty years. So there's and
they still pay me in turn wages. So hey, so
I overheard you and Andrew talking about your living situation
or what was Is it okay if we talk about
this everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
There on the sixth.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Floor of an apartment building here in New York City?
Is that correct?

Speaker 21 (01:29:57):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
Okay, tell her when the story. Let's see if this
is worthy of conversation here.

Speaker 10 (01:30:03):
So I've lived in this apartment building for three years
and six four walk up. It's not great, but I'm young. Whatever,
live your truth. And I was living in Berlin for
a semester, abroad for six eight months. Last semester, come home,
had some girls subletting. Realized, oh wow, there are there

(01:30:24):
are a few roaches in the apartment.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
It's New York City.

Speaker 10 (01:30:28):
It's fine. I'll bomb it all exterminated. I'll get the
traps and stuff.

Speaker 21 (01:30:32):
I look at the traps. There was like.

Speaker 10 (01:30:34):
Hundreds, hundreds like it, and I was like, oh, oh no,
this is this is bad, this is really bad. My
roommate is a six' ford man and he's running around.

Speaker 21 (01:30:45):
Screaming I'm like crying.

Speaker 10 (01:30:47):
It was horrific, and so I go to my mom's house, obviously,
because mommy fixes everything, and I was like, save me,
help me, love me, take care of me. And she
told me to go back and get another exterminator. Go back,
another exterminator. It's all sort of okay, it's getting better.
The traps are getting less full, going, okay, this is better.

(01:31:10):
My my roommate opens up the window to like get
some fresh air, as one does. It's nighttime. We look
at the side of the building. Keep in mind six
to four the entire wall is covered in roaches.

Speaker 21 (01:31:24):
The outside, the outside of the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
And it was that moment I know, well, so where
are they going? They're all coming to your apartment or elsewhere.

Speaker 10 (01:31:36):
They're coming into my apartment because my next door neighbor, Brian. Brian,
if you're listening, fix yourself, please, what happened? He is
a hoarder. Not only is he a hoarder, he's a squatter.
So the building can't even kick him out because he's
not even on the lig.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Legally, So obviously he moved in legally.

Speaker 21 (01:31:59):
He took over these for his dead aunt.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
And so now she's still in the building like, yes, yeah,
when you say dead an is it like aunts.

Speaker 21 (01:32:12):
Sister and on on? Okay, but yes, so they can't
kick him out.

Speaker 10 (01:32:20):
I'm I'm I'm watching roaches crawl from his bedroom window
or his bathroom window, onto the side of the building
and into my kitchen. And it was in that real
I realized I can never fix this. It doesn't matter how,
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 21 (01:32:35):
I can't. I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:32:36):
And what is the building? I mean the building should
have to fix that for you? I mean you shouldn't
have to live like that.

Speaker 10 (01:32:41):
Well, so I called the owner of the building and
I said, sir, and then I heard his voice and
he was from Long Island.

Speaker 21 (01:32:46):
So I was like, let's talk about it. I put
on the bikes.

Speaker 10 (01:32:49):
I'm not kidding the thickest New York accent I could
to see if he would like trust me better. I
don't know, I'm from New York. It's it's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
So I call him.

Speaker 10 (01:32:58):
And we have a chat and I'm like, I'm not
paying Ren for September.

Speaker 21 (01:33:03):
This is psychotic.

Speaker 10 (01:33:04):
I've already spent four hundred dollars on extermination fees that
I shouldn't be paying for. Then I'm like, and I
should find me a new house.

Speaker 21 (01:33:12):
And so he did.

Speaker 10 (01:33:13):
He found me a new apartment in the same building,
which is great. So we just have to move all
our stuff down six flights of stairs.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
But wait, but wait, do we still have Brian?

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Is Brian a hoarding squatter or a squatting hoarder?

Speaker 21 (01:33:24):
So this is the eternal question. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:33:28):
I'd assume a squatting hoarder, right, because so he lives
there a squatting hoarder.

Speaker 21 (01:33:35):
Either way.

Speaker 10 (01:33:36):
He's actually not a bad guy, like he's a nice
man when you talk to him. But he's just has problems.
I mean, it's a he's sick. He just needs help,
and like this situation that you can't you can't, I
can't get him out. I've written him so many letters.
I've talked to him, said he's just a fifty year
old man. I've been like, dude, come on, I'm just
a little girl. Can you please, can you please not

(01:33:59):
make me do it? But I'm really scary, like it's scary,
like you feel like and then the psychological stuff of
living with roaches, like oh, you feel like they're crawling.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
All all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
We are you can't do it right now. All right,
let's get some questions for Interneva. Yes, Gandhi you start, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Mine's more of a statement.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
So we had a producer in Miami at our station
y one hundred who actually had to have a roach
extracted from her ear.

Speaker 11 (01:34:24):
So all the.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
Things you think could be happening with a roach are
probably happening.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Get out, get out of there. Yeah, damn you, Brian.

Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
Oh my god, yes, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:34:34):
N Wait, when you move your stuff like you better
make sure there's no like roaches attached to that. Remember,
those hitchhikers will attract other hitchhikers, and then you'll be
back at square one, and you do not want that.

Speaker 10 (01:34:46):
I've already bombed my apartment with everything in it, and
I've thrown away I'm like burning things.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
Sometimes sometimes it's good for a life. Where you said,
and this forced you to do that?

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
But even though you're in the same building, is it
that large of a building that you're far enough away
from this problem? And what's this guy gonna do? Not
that you should care about, what's his owner gonna do
with this unit? That's these two units, they're all messed up.

Speaker 10 (01:35:12):
So me and the owner are best sees now, and
I told him, if I see that he rents that apartment,
I'm going in there, and I'm telling them because it's
not cool, like that's you can't do that ethically number one.
And he's aware that I'm ready to raise arms, so
he's not gonna rent the unit, which is good until
Brian is out. They've already started some kind of lawsuit

(01:35:32):
against him.

Speaker 21 (01:35:33):
And I don't want him out on the street. I
just don't.

Speaker 10 (01:35:36):
I just want him to let people into his apartment
so that they can exterminate it. He won't let anybody
in because he thinks they're going to kick him out,
which fair enough they probably would. So I'm like, work
out some kind of deal with Brian where you're not
you say, I won't kick you out, but just let
me clean up your home.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
What's it like for him in there?

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
If that's leaking, Oh my gosh, he's probably find that.
He's probably not even doesn't even phase him, probably.

Speaker 19 (01:35:58):
I know.

Speaker 10 (01:35:59):
And the build thing's really big too, because we have
it's like the whole streets, so it's like Thompson and
Sullivan and it's like the whole block. So like there's
this there's a back half of the building and a
front half of the building. I'm in the back half.
I'm moving to the front half.

Speaker 8 (01:36:13):
Get out of there.

Speaker 21 (01:36:14):
Yeah, I'm getting on the other side.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
I love I love New York City apartment stories because
I mean, you know, I used to live on Thompson
Street as well, and God that that place. Luckily it
didn't cave in. But you know, but it's not just
the village. I mean, it's all over the city, over
the it's just rats, and it's people that you have
to deal with, and you know, and we're all stacked
up on top of each other. There's no root and

(01:36:36):
spread out. You have to go up right, Well, what's
up there?

Speaker 6 (01:36:38):
Nate? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
Question entomology. Question Okay, Now that's that's the study of bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
How big are these?

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
Are these? The regular cockroaches?

Speaker 14 (01:36:49):
Are these?

Speaker 10 (01:36:51):
So we have American cockroaches, I'm very Which are the
palmetto bugs? The ones that are the big ones that
live outside. They don't want to be inside. Those roaches.
You see one of those in your house, you're golden.
They don't want to be there. They're a straggler. I
have the German cockroaches are the little cockroaches infest and
they're disgusting, like.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
You know, Sorry, how do I get that checked?

Speaker 21 (01:37:21):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
She said she heard like a rattling, Like I've been
living at my mom's anyways, I.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Can't do as you want to your mom's living room
and you hear something rattling or what was that? And
your mom says, I didn't say anything. The cockroach in
my head?

Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Scary?

Speaker 13 (01:37:36):
So I just want to know, have you done some
research about this man, Brian who's living in your house? Like,
and if if so, can you go around and maybe
talk to the people around him and his family, because
somebody's got to get to this guy.

Speaker 10 (01:37:51):
So I have I've spoken to this I com buddies
with all my neighbors, right. We have we have Natasha
who lives next door, who's like a corporate lawyer and
she's like such a battie.

Speaker 21 (01:38:02):
And then we have Santiago.

Speaker 10 (01:38:04):
Who lives a floor under me, who's eighty years old
and has a rent Sava's apartment, and every like every
time he goes grocery shopping, brings me in my roommate
little chocolates and stuff from like they're so sweet, like
it's a good building, right, it's a good community. Brian
and I have talked several times. I've talked more to
private investigators who are knocking on his door trying to

(01:38:25):
get a hold of him, and then they're telling me
that he's being like sued for something or like, wow,
this man has a lot of trouble following him.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Sounds like his life is caving in on him.

Speaker 10 (01:38:34):
Yeah, and he again, he's really not like he's a
nice man. Like you talk to him, you never feel
like you don't get out.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
You know, but it seems like you're like the Selena
Gomez of your building. You're likely only cockroaches in the building.

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
Whole new show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Well, so you're living in the comfort of in of
course security of your place. But i mean, don't you
miss living in the city, in your own place.

Speaker 21 (01:39:03):
Oh, don't worry, I'm in Tribeca. I'm not that far away.

Speaker 8 (01:39:11):
The country. If Hoarding Buried Alive called him, called Brian,
would he do the show? Because it sounds like he
would be a good candidate for that show and they
would clean up life, they would help him and they
get him into a program and everything.

Speaker 10 (01:39:24):
Well, my mom's boyfriend sent me, the the uh the
worst roommate ever, thing about the squatter guy who would
like take over women's apartments, and then just it was terrific.

Speaker 21 (01:39:35):
I mean I and he oddly, I mean he's.

Speaker 10 (01:39:38):
Not he's no longer alive, so it can't be Brian.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
But he looks just like Brian.

Speaker 21 (01:39:43):
It's so weird.

Speaker 10 (01:39:44):
They kind of REALFI like charming, like silver fox, not
like unattractive, Like he never looks like dirty or anything like.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
He looks very like.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Yeah, you're describing straight, mate, I'll tell you that it.

Speaker 13 (01:39:58):
Sounds like you're Actually he's slightly attracted to Brian doesn't.

Speaker 10 (01:40:04):
Actually I'm defending his right to like have a life,
but I just don't his life to be next.

Speaker 8 (01:40:11):
To Miran Scary. Scary thinks he's a silver fox and
watch people attracted to him.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
The figures like she breathes around me, she thinks I'm
hot favorably.

Speaker 13 (01:40:20):
I would be crushing this guy right now, sad.

Speaker 8 (01:40:23):
For she knows he's got something going on. It's not
what he's doing it on purpose. I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
It's called being concerned for another human being. You should
think about that sometime. Anyway. We love you, Ava, it's
interneva here and I can't wait to hear what stories
are going to come out.

Speaker 9 (01:40:41):
Thanks, guys, we don't care what you look like when
you get up. Listen to Elvis Durant and the Z
one hundred Morning Show on the.

Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
Z one hundred channel with our free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
All Right Shows, don let's get out of here until
next time.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
Say peace out everybody. He shut out everybody.

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND News

Advertise With Us

Follow Us On

Hosts And Creators

Elvis Duran

Elvis Duran

Danielle Monaro

Danielle Monaro

Skeery Jones

Skeery Jones

Froggy

Froggy

Garrett

Garrett

Medha Gandhi

Medha Gandhi

Nate Marino

Nate Marino

Popular Podcasts

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce

New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce

Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.