FULL SHOW: The Day We Caught Spit Sisters

Melissa called in to expose a cheater, sparking a fiery debate on whether you’d tell a friend if they were being cheated on. Gandhi unloaded on her best friend’s boyfriend, Nate and Skeery doubled down on thinking all gay men want them, and we heard wild stories of forbidden love and even “spit sisters.”

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Met the man who tells the same joke over. Shut
the hell up, I love to girl cheese sandwich? Wait,
hold on, uh do you say.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Penis Elvista Wren in the Morning show?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Just an interesting text?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Come over?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
This is uh the person who texted over before you?
Can you use your name or do you want to
not say your name.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
So you can say nay?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's okay Melissa. From there, you said it, all right, Melissa,
thank you for listening. By the way I can tell
by your laugh you're a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
I listen to you guys every morning. You guys make
my day.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Thank you, and you make our day. Thank Someone listens
to this anyway. So Melissa's question was, what's the etiquette
on exposing a cheater if you don't personally know him
or his girlfriend, but you met him on a dating app?
All right, So you met this guy on a dating app.
I'm assuming this is what you're saying. Yep, and you
found out that he is with someone and he's obviously

(01:12):
cheating on them by you know, talking to you and
others possibly on the dating app.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Right, yes, And it's weird how I actually found out
he was cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I guess, okay, can you tell us.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah, oh totally, I'll steal everything. So basically, oh, I
don't care. So on Facebook, you know, if you scroll through,
you see your sygestic friends. And now the rumor has
it that you know you suggest your friends are people
who have like stalked you out look at your profile,
and he came up because everything matched his name, match
where he works, and everything was on there. And then
I said in a relationship with someone. So I'm like, oh, okay, interesting.

(01:48):
I called him out on it last night. But now
do I involve her and be like, hey, your guy
sucks m No.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, it's easy to say no and
just leave it at that. But we have time to fill. Okay,
so listen, let's explain ourselves. We were so Gondhi says, no,
you shouldn't get involved with.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
I say no because if you don't know him, you
didn't go on a date with him, you're kind of
maybe just being a little bit of a busybody, and
you don't know what their relationship is, like, what if
they have an open relationship, what if he hasn't updated
his status? Like there are so many reasons not to
involve yourself in that. It's just added drama. I would say, no, what.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Do you think of that?

Speaker 8 (02:27):
I get that.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
But in the same aspect, my sister went through this
and she was being reached out to by girls that
were talking to her boyfriend on the dating.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
App and she appreciated it absolutely. All right, Well, let
me turn to Danielle, because I know if I know
Danielle well enough, she's on the You're on the fence
on this because typically you're the one who likes to
blow it all up.

Speaker 9 (02:50):
I'm only on the fence about it because I don't know,
because you don't know either of them, right. But I
don't think women look out for women enough a lot
of times, and I feel like you're looking out far.
And if your sister has gone through this and you're
speaking from past experience and your sister appreciated it, then
I think this woman might appreciate it as well.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
To find out interesting, So you have two different, two
different sides.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
Yeah, that's where I'm leading that you would appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (03:18):
Let me tell you if it was me, i'd appreciate it.
I'd want to know that the guy was a jackass.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, here's here's my two cents worth, and not that
you asked, but let me let me go in there.
By the way, I think both Gandhi and Danielle both
make sense. But then there's somewhere in between. Here's what's
kind of weird for me. If you don't know them,
you don't know them, you're not quite one hundred percent
sure who they are, what they're going through in life.

(03:46):
And so if you're going to start exposing people for
cheating on a dating app, I would tiptoe very carefully
because I there may be something going on you don't know,
you know, and it could end up causing more problems.
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (04:00):
I'm just saying he's saying, has he confirmed, like to
you when you called him out on it, that yes
he has a girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
He didn't. He vaguely was like, oh, you know, it's
hard to explain, and I don't know how to explain
it to you. I'm like, well you better find a way. O.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
It's like yes or no question? Are you dating somebody?
Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
By the way, I do love the interaction you're having
with him. I think that's I think that's fine. I
don't know about you guys. I think that's great because
you you've actually started a dialogue with him. That's making
him go, oh my god. If there's hanky panky going on,
He's he's like, oh my god, I've been found out.
I better either stop this, would be careful, or maybe yeah,
what he's saying is true, there's more to the story.

(04:41):
I don't know. I would be very careful.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
Though, you know, I investigate a little bit more. Definitely
doing that, you would be like, my bfs, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (04:54):
The FBI.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
I don't for the FBI.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Maybe you know. Look, it's it's I think it's totally
natural to be curious. I get that, but you know,
sometimes you don't always know. It's I think it's like
shooting in the dark. You don't know what your bullet's
gonna be. Sometimes I don't know. But if you're naturally curious,
I understand. But what if you just walked away? What
if you just said, all right, obviously there's smoke here,
maybe there's fire. Maybe I should just walk away, and

(05:18):
then you just left it at that and moved on.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
There's not enough girls thinking up for other girls.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You know, who am I just you know, I can't
man explain that one you know, I don't. I can't.
I cannot speak for you.

Speaker 9 (05:35):
If I found out that Gandhi's boyfriend was cheating on her,
which he is not, think I would definitely I would.
I would want her to know because I would, you know, yeah, yeah,
So if it's a stranger, I see, I would do
more investigator.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
I don't want a stranger to get cheated on. I
just for my own personal life, don't like to involve
myself and stuff that is not worth being involved in,
and it's just going to open a bunch of.

Speaker 11 (05:55):
Doors for drama from people that you don't know.

Speaker 9 (05:58):
Give me his name, I'll look into it, Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
So another way to look at stuff like this is
put yourself in their position. If I heard from a
total stranger saying, hey, you're a husband, I saw something
that you need to know about, and I don't know
who you are, I wouldn't ignore it. No, I would
look into it. But at the same time, I don't know.

(06:23):
It feels weird. I don't know them, I don't I
wouldn't believe them. First of all, what's that, Ganzi?

Speaker 7 (06:27):
But like, I think that this kind of stuff and
obviously these people are probably not celebrities, But what you
just said I think happens to celebrities all the time.
I think people see things and want to meddle and
involve themselves and say I saw.

Speaker 11 (06:37):
So and so doing this. They might not have seen it.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
If you don't know those people, it doesn't have any
credibility or validity to it.

Speaker 9 (06:43):
I told you that's what happened with Jessica Simpson and
Nick Lache. They weren't having problems until we started saying
they were having problems, like well, I have a friend
who knew them very well and said that. Then they
kind of re evaluated stuff and said, so are we right?

Speaker 11 (07:01):
And then's just planting a set of doubt and you
don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, hey, Melissa, thank you. This has been a lot
of fun to talk about. And look, you're gonna make
advice and you're definitely gonna make up your own decision
how you're going to handle this. But she's telling yeah,
you can go for it at the very end of it.
Thank you for listening to us. I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Oh who you guys are amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I love you all so much.

Speaker 10 (07:21):
For me.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Thank you. Sorry, I just I just burped into thank
you at the same time. What's up, Froggy.

Speaker 12 (07:25):
You know, if you remember, there was a time I
was at the airport and there was a man and
a woman having a conversation over whether he had cheated
on her or not. And I listened to both and
I wanted to intervene because he was so wrong and
she was so right. But I decided to mind my
own business. One he was much larger than I was,
and two I just thought that it was better I
keep my opinion to myself, because sometimes you're better off

(07:46):
just to move on and not say anything and let
somebody else deal with it.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
You should see some of these texts coming through because
people are just assuming things. Maybe the girlfriend is dead
or being abuse used. It's difficult to come out and
say it. We don't know there's abuse here, no right,
But you know what, I will give you ten points
for being creative. You should be like a story writer. Yeah,

(08:10):
you know, we don't know. That's my point. You don't know.

Speaker 9 (08:13):
I'm hoping now that she said go ahead, explain yourself,
He'll explain himself to her.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
He won'ts you about to get blocked and may you
never know?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Then here's ladies need to stick together. That I was
in this scenario years ago. Call him out. But go ahead,
if you.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Have the facts, stick together. If you don't know, don't start.
Noon won't be noon.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, I have to agree with you on that.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Well, that's why she needs to find the facts.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Help her.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
I'm gonna help help help her.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hello, Amanda, Hida, we're doing very well. So your thought is,
don't tell her. Mind your own business and because you
have firsthand knowledge of how it could come back and
sting you, right.

Speaker 13 (08:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Absolutely. One of my girlfriends is dating guy and one
night you show me picture of him, and she met
him on an app and I looked at him and
I was stunned because it was my other good friend's husband.

Speaker 14 (09:06):
So I asked my.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Good friend to meet me for coffee, and I had
the screenshots of his dating profile. He had created like
a whole new identity, a whole new name, And so
I told her and ultimately she opted to keep her
husband and dump me. I was just a messenger.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, we hear that all the time. But look the
difference in your story, Amanda and Melissa's story is you
know her and you know that guy. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
So I know I was trying to be a good
girlfriend and stick with my girl, you know, and let
her know the truth.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
I think he might have been embarrassed, like she doesn't
want to keep you as a friend because she's embarrassed
that she's still with the guy.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
You know. I guess one way of looking at it
is even though you were trying to help her and
she ended up dumping you and staying with the guy
who you exposed, I guess you can you can look
at that I took one for the team. You know,
at least she knows now, and hopefully she she's living
her life in a way that's better for her, and.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
When he scores her over again, she won't go back there.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
You go, Thanks, Amanda, that's a very good point. I
appreciate it. Yeah, this is hitting home with a lot
of people. Hi, Karen, all right, so you'd think she
should tell this strange girl that her boyfriend's out there
online cheating on her.

Speaker 15 (10:23):
One hundred percent talk about it?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
How come?

Speaker 16 (10:27):
Well?

Speaker 15 (10:28):
Okay, So to Gandhi's point about you don't know if
they're in an open relationship or you know, maybe they're
taking a break something like that. But you know, if
that's the case, then it's like you reach out to her,
no harm, no foul. Hey, it's okay. We talked about it,
all right, whatever, But you know, this poor girl may
have no idea, and I just think, you know, we
need to stick together, we need to look out for

(10:49):
each other. And you know, it's almost even better that
you don't know her, because you know, then if she's
excuse me, if she's mad at you, then it's like, okay,
well whatever, you're not in my life anyway, Like, go
ahead and be mad at me.

Speaker 17 (11:02):
I'll block you.

Speaker 15 (11:02):
But hey, I tried to help you.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's kind of interesting about this, Karen. As we've been
talking about this for what fifteen minutes whatever, we've all
naturally come to conclusions in our heads, making us think
we know the entire scenario. At the end of the day,
we don't. We don't. It's it's yeah, people.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Use other people's profile pictures and names also all the
time on dating apps. You don't even know that that's
the guy, right, and then you're starting a problem with
somebody who might be getting taken advantage of or having
their identity use.

Speaker 11 (11:30):
I just don't think you should do it if you
don't know them.

Speaker 9 (11:33):
I still say, do more research, yessour.

Speaker 11 (11:35):
I'm all about the research, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I listen, Karen, thank you so much for listening. I
hope you have a beautiful may.

Speaker 13 (11:40):
Say something to Danielle really quick. Yes, Danielle, I adore
you so much.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
Karen.

Speaker 13 (11:47):
I'm I'm gonna like cheer up. I'm a mom of
young kids and you're just like you're such an inspiration
to me. I look up to you so much and
just cheering your laugh and oh my god, you guys,
you're back.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
For us every day.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
That's so great. Oh my gosh, Karen.

Speaker 18 (12:07):
You even though.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
She's meddling and well the same wave spread spreads negative
rumors about celebrities, she is, we still.

Speaker 13 (12:19):
Wet together, daniel We.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Love our Daniel.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I love you, Karen.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
She ruins Secret Santa every year.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
You just made my entire week.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
So thank you very much. That's very sweet what you said.
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (12:31):
You.

Speaker 9 (12:31):
You know, by the way, Secret Santa, you never gave me,
Froggy and I another chance, So you took that away
from us and never gave us another chance.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
So now I'm the enemy. Yes now, because all.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
You need you guys have been asking for it again
and he keeps put polling.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'm gonna tell you something when a listener calls and
says what she just says about anyone on our show
this time Danielle, Wow, that's really that was amazing. You
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come in here, you know we're half asleep. We're like,
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(13:07):
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Speaker 1 (15:33):
Let's talk about a couple of books.

Speaker 21 (15:34):
Are you in?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah? Okay. There is a book called How to Stop
Stuttering and Love Speaking. Danny wanted us to talk about it.
He's online nineteen. Let's go talk to Danny about that. Danny,
thank you for listening to our show. Tell me about
how to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking and how this
book changed your life.

Speaker 22 (15:52):
Wow.

Speaker 23 (15:53):
First and foremost, I'm just so thrilled to be on
the show. I never thought this day would come. I
mean me speaking to the king known as Elvis Durant.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh stop it now that you've buttered my biscuit, Danny.
The author's name is Lee G. Lovett. And obviously you
grew up in a life where you had a speech impediment.
You were stuttering a lot, right, Danny?

Speaker 23 (16:14):
Yes, surprisingly, I started a age eighteen, and I started
for fifteen years. It always held me back in life.
But by the grace of God, I found a book
that he wrote. I basically read it and I can
honestly say after two to three months, after diligently immersing
myself into his methods, I stopped my stuttering.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay, So what causes stuttering? Danny? And I'm asking for
a friend, who, by the way, is me because I
stutter a lot. But go ahead. What did you learn
from this book about stuttering and how it begins?

Speaker 23 (16:45):
Well, the main thing I took from the book is
that stuttering is a habit that we build over time.
Because unlike what a therapist or a doctor will tell
you, you can overcome this because like I said, stuttering is
built over time. It becomes a habit. It's fear based,
it's anxiety based. And again, if you read the book

(17:06):
how to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking and join his
WSSA program, The World Stops Stuttering Association. And if you
diligently immerse yourself in this program, you will see vast results.
You will not only improve your speech, but your overall
mental clarity.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
You see what we're doing here, and you know you're
all doing it. We're listening to you speak, and we're
listening for the slight hint of a stutter. It's like
someone who has a new leg put on. You kind
of watch them as they walk to see if they limp.
Let's just check them out. And you're speaking eloquently, beautifully.
I know the reason I stutter is because my brain

(17:46):
goes faster and my mouth goes faster than my brain
can control it. Does that make sense? Like I have
thoughts in my head about what I want to say,
but I start talking faster than my brain is processing
the sentences. And but I made a career out of it.
You know, I don't know what life would be like
without my stuttering or whatever it is I'm doing. But

(18:07):
they're probably live with it every day and it's very embarrassing,
and sometimes you don't want to go out in public
or be in any public situation if you have a
stuttering issue.

Speaker 23 (18:16):
Right, absolutely, I know. For in my case, I basically
struggled it with it for fifteen years. I let it
hold me back in life. But again, I'm so grateful
that I found this program because I actually became a
certified speech coach for his website. So now I'm trying
to help others who may be going through the same
thing that I'm going through.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Wow, look how this whole thing, this whole experience changed
your life. Well, Danny, excellent. The book is called How
to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking. The author's name is
Lee G. Love It.

Speaker 10 (18:47):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Are you friends with the Lee? Have you talked to
Lee about this?

Speaker 24 (18:50):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (18:50):
Absolutely, I skype with him every Saturday because we have
weekly sessions.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
All right, perfect, Well tell him that you were on
You're on the radio talking about his book. And I
think a lot of people, if they don't need it,
they know someone who could use it. Thank you very
much for your time, Janet. Danny, thank you very very much.

Speaker 23 (19:06):
Thank you, Elvis. I greatly appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Absolutely, And there you go. You know what book has
helped you? Is there a book that you actually pulled
out of a self help section at a store or
online at Amazon that helped you with any facet of
your life that needed some attention. Yeah, Nate, there's one
we actually talked about, The Divided Mind by doctor John Sarno,

(19:30):
and it's about pain, back pain specifically. And I first
learned about this book from Howard Stern because he talked
about doctor John Sarno and how pain sometimes is, for
lack of a better phrase, in your head, right, So
you've got to just convince yourself there's there's nothing there
that's causing it. There's just there's no pain. And by

(19:51):
doing that consistently, the pain, believe it or not, went
away from me. And it was it was an incredible read. So,
you know, I actually read that book and got something
out of it. I was so happy. Wow, Well what
about you, Gandhi ever read something that really kind of
profoundly changed your outlook on life or changed the way
you did something?

Speaker 11 (20:10):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (20:11):
I mean there are so many things, but a book
that you actually recommended to me called Unlearned by Humble
the Poet, where yeah, absolutely, it really talks about you know,
we have all of these thoughts and just kind of
cages in our mind based on the way we grew
up and the things that we were taught are acceptable
and unacceptable, and this is how society works.

Speaker 11 (20:30):
And you have to.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
Really unlearn a lot of thoughts to then unlearned behavior
and change your life.

Speaker 11 (20:36):
It's really good.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 21 (20:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
You're born with a clean slate. You have no preconceived
idea about anything when you're born. But every day there
are these subtle little triggers and things that you observe
and you learn that hold you back. Eventually you live
a life of being told what you can't do, for instance,
Then all of a sudden you're living a life where
you're not doing anything. Yeah, because you were convinced you

(20:59):
you can't do it. So you go to unlearn things right.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Sort of goes along with the other book, which is
the subtle art of not giving up.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
Very important.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Also, people are texting in they love my favorite book
When Friends Influence People from Dale Carnegie. We talk about
that all the time. It is the simplest, most effective
read you'll ever ever enter into your book history. It's
a Dale Carnegie how to win friends and influence people. Yes, Gary,
what for me? It was a book called who moved
my cheese. Remember that.

Speaker 19 (21:27):
Yeah, And it's a funny title, but it actually it's
about change and change is inevitable and how to deal
with change. So it was really cool. It was a
great book. It was an easy read too. Everyone should
read this one ten Percent Happier by Dan Harris. We
had him on our show talking about that the art
and love of meditation and how you should look at
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that only you know, dope smoke and tree hugging people
are doing. Also, this is one I just sent to
a Gandhi. I just got it. How to accept an
embraced the uncomfort truths in our lives. It's called the
Ish no one wants to hear. Look, it's a book
of truths that you need to know. You may not
want to hear them, and I know I've got a
lot of them. I'm hoping this book opens me up.

Speaker 11 (22:12):
I'm going to need a review on that when you
start reading it.

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Okay, I wish I could say the ISH word. I
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I would say it would be a bad idea. You
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To say it. I just think it would be a
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Speaker 1 (23:15):
There is an article a Plainview Middle school teacher has
been pulled from the classroom after handing out an assignment
to fifth graders asking them who they would allow into
a fallout shelter an event of a nuclear attack. It's
almost like do marry or kill, But you know, in
a fallout shelter with kids, can.

Speaker 11 (23:35):
You then just kill?

Speaker 9 (23:36):
As an assignment?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Underneath the questions were a potential answer yes, were potential
answers that included, okay, here it is, so, here's their assignment.
I have a copy of it. Oh my god, it's
called fall out shelter. An unknown enemy has launched a
nuclear strike on Long Island because of advanced warning technology.
You are aware that you have twenty minutes to get
yourself into a fallout shelter located in your neighborhood. Ten

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other people wanting to get in will greet you. The
shelter has enough supplies for you and six other people
to survive the three months you must remain inside. Before
you come out safely, your group must decide unanimously who
will be brought in and who will be left out.
And then they give you the list of people to
choose from. Stop it. Will you allow the following people

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or not allow the following people into your fallout shelter
for three months? Number one, a sixteen year old pregnant
girl discuss I dare you no?

Speaker 11 (24:32):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Right now? Let me just give you the list.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
Wait are we giving you yes or nose for each one?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
You're not gonna How can we're not gonna let a
sixteen year old pregnant girl in?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Well, because that's a lot of liability with a baby.
If you're in a fallout shelter, you don't know what's
gonna go on. You don't know if you're gonna have
to have a quick escape at some point, and a
baby's just gonna drive.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
How you're gonna feed the baby like you gotta make
sure you have the supplies ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, there's no baby. If you leave route this, she'll
be incinerated.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
We don't know that for sure.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Okay, keep in mind these are these are all thrown
out to fifth graders. Okay, would you let into the
shelter a police officer with multiple charges of brutality pending
against him? Or would you let in a thirty eight
year old retired prostitute? Or would you let in a
seventy five year old priest? It's a priest, but he's
seventy five, right, No, would you let in a thirty

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five year old sterile female doctor?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Hell?

Speaker 11 (25:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
How about a husband and wife? They refuse to be separated?
He's a lawyers, he's an alcoholic.

Speaker 11 (25:30):
Nope, annoying? Why they're annoying?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Would you let in a thirty one year old homosexual architect?

Speaker 18 (25:37):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah for us in the would you let in a
fifty year old musician previously addicted to cocaine?

Speaker 11 (25:45):
Is there cocaine in the shelter.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
He's previously previously?

Speaker 9 (25:50):
Then he's Okay, he's going to entertain us if he
brings this to.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
But yeah, and finally, the list of ten people you
have to think about letting in a twenty eight year
old drifter with no skills whatsoever.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
No, that's just food.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (26:04):
I have a question though, were there is this a
quiz where they're wrong and right answers like did you
get graded on it?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm trying to figure out the logic. I think she
wanted them to talk it out. Yeah, to understand that
it's a priest. But he's seventy five? What grade is
this for? Fifth grade? Do I know what a prostitute is? Yeah? Yeah,
she is?

Speaker 9 (26:27):
She still teaching?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well, she has been. I do believe she's been suspended.
Students in the teacher's health class were given an assignment
other choices from here. Your group must decide unanimously who
will you brought in who will be left out? And
then you have to like discuss the teacher, who has
not publicly is not identified, will remain out of the

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classroom until an investigation is concluded. So there you go. Interesting.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
I don't think the teacher should have gotten suspended.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
I know I'm the only person who doesn't think that,
but I think it's interesting. It's one of those assignments
those kids are gonna remember forever, and it makes you
really think and discuss why why would you pick these people?
Why would you not? I don't see the huge deal
with it. I know some of the subject matter is
a little stetchy, right, but come on, fifth graders they
know all this stuff anyway.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I know they're sure how old are fifth grader's eleven twelve?

Speaker 11 (27:16):
They are like ten eleven? They have the Internet, they.

Speaker 14 (27:19):
Know what prostitutes are, they do maybe the teacher could
have rolle hoybe the town bump whole ass Okay, all right,
should I just call the pizza?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
So here we are having the discussion. So let me
put this out to you. Now, there's scary Gandhi Danielle
Nate me Scotty, Bee and Diamond. I'm just looking at
the people who are right here with us. Seven people. Yeah,
but there's only room for five of us. We have
to eliminate two people and not let them into our
fallout shelter. Okay, Oh damn, hmmm, you'll get to vote, right.

(27:55):
I don't know my name's on the T shirt. I
already got eliminated, yeah, froggy. Okay. So we have there's
seven of us, right, one, two, three, four, five, six,
eight of us. Okay, now there's eight, but we can
only let five people in. We have to eliminate three.

Speaker 11 (28:12):
We have to eliminate three. I have my three.

Speaker 9 (28:16):
You already have it.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
You didn't think about it.

Speaker 11 (28:18):
About it for a minute.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Are going to eliminate and why?

Speaker 11 (28:21):
Okay? No brainer? Scary and Scotty out.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Okay, Scotty, you're out.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Because Scotty gets hurt so easily all the time. He
gets a paper cut and he's like, I'm dying.

Speaker 11 (28:31):
I have an infection. It's gonna be I can't.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Deal with that and that would be fatiguing.

Speaker 11 (28:35):
I guess I love him and he's hilarious.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Scotty has two kids, so I feel like he needs
I feel bad.

Speaker 11 (28:40):
Yeah, you need to go be a dad too.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
To my kids aren't coming. I'm saying if he does.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
If he gets all, that's right now, I forget that.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Okay, so scary you're eliminating.

Speaker 11 (28:48):
Yeah, come on, dude, I.

Speaker 19 (28:49):
Never get sick. I'm an asset.

Speaker 11 (28:51):
You would eat all the food, all the resources would be.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
You would eat every can of corn.

Speaker 9 (28:55):
Yeah, but if something happened, you could eat his calves.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
You do have big meaty calves. But who's the third I.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Hate to do this, and I'm only doing it because
I went off the grid with her, and she is
not a survivalist.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Diamond has to go, Diamond or Diamond, Diamond. She's not
letting you come down into the shelter. Well, let's turn
the karaoke machine on. A bother of the karaoke machine
not allowed in the shelter.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
I'd like to say, for the record, Diamond really hurts
my soul. It would be a very, very difficult decision,
But I just know that if you know there was
the smallest inconvenience, she's gonna burn the whole thing till
the ground.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Okay, back to the story. I totally see how this
could perpetuate all an interesting conversation as long as the
kids are smart enough to do it.

Speaker 9 (29:39):
I think there's other ways to get smart conversations going.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Than that a parent speaking. By the way, here's.

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Why this is scary, and we know that unfortunately we're
having these kinds of drills in school because unfortunately this
is the world we live in. So to put that
in front of these kids as a reality, and then's
a here, choose who's coming in your shelter?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Like, that's me?

Speaker 9 (30:04):
Especially at that age. Maybe in college they can figure
it out and around and it's better, but not that age,
And that's I think it's nuts.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's so Sophie's choice, all right, So you had to
choose from an emotional fifty year old preman apostle woman's
who's me? Is suffering empty nest syndrome? Do we want
that in our shelter? I don't know. How about a
pre alcoholic fifty nine year old homosexual disc chalk? Do

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you want me in your shelter? How about a forty
three year old man that might be a murderer.

Speaker 11 (30:41):
This is turning out terribly these descriptions.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
How about, oh, should we let this woman in a
thirty something year old menace that's prone to kidney infections.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
I just got one.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
You're prone. I don't want you in my fallout shelter.
How about a forty something year old man child that
loves to eat scary.

Speaker 11 (31:03):
You can't have heavy eaters.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
And it's a lot of situations to be people that
you can ration.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
He's not gonna ration shelter. Do we want a horny
Tampa Bay Bucks fan that loves gadgets.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
Winning?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
You're in frog?

Speaker 25 (31:21):
Good morning, come on, wake up, wakest in the morning.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
So okay, let's let's talk about let's sweat bartenders, and
let's talk about waiters, waitresses, whatever, serve. What a lot
of restaurants and bars they have a rule there so
you cannot date the customers. Oh really, you know a
lot of them do they prefer you not? It could
get messy, you know whatever. I'm not saying they all do,

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but a lot of the high end places, especially in hotels.
And this happened to us. I'll tell you that story
in a minute. I wonder if anyone listening who was
working behind the bar or waiting on tables was asked
out by a customer and they had a like, oh god,
you're a hot Yeah, as long as no one finds

(32:17):
out about it, let's go and maybe they got caught whatever.
We were at a resort with a friend who was
sleeping with one of the people who worked at the resort.
Nice the guy who was serving us drinks and things
in our in our house. We didn't know till the
end of the trip. We wait, didn't until a year later.

(32:41):
He finally confessed this. This guy was sneaking into his
room every single night. I know this is why. But
had had his bosses found out, they would have caned
him immediately. Yeah, because it could lead to you know,
a well, a messy situation or a law suit. I
don't know. So I don't know. I'm wondering how many

(33:04):
people listening are in this in this type of business. Who, Yeah,
you're going behind everyone's backs and you're having some fun
with someone they don't want you to have fun with.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Yeah, I'm sure it happens a lot more than we
even know.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Why do you have a crap eating grill on your face?

Speaker 19 (33:19):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm just thinking, because you know, is this where you're
gonna tell us a story about how when you used
to be a waiter used to get picked up. This
is the outback steak houst very different. All right, this
is did you mess around with some girls? Blue and
onion South gross the blue an onion from outback because

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they go ahead. This is juicy. I love stuff like this.
This is great.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
I think it probably happens at vacations and anything that
has to do with vacations. Like definitely cruise ships. They
tell you that they're not supposed to, but you know
some of.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
The well, so you know, we we have connections in
the cruise ship industry. We're on a lot of cruise ships.
We've ever been so many times like wow, that'd be cool.
Well A, I'm married, so I guess it's not gonna
have him be. I don't know, but I always think that.

Speaker 9 (34:05):
I always think, like, you know, like the activities director
or whatever, the cruise director usually they're like a hot
guy from England or a hot lady from England, and
then you have all these young, good looking people on
the cups that get wasted, Like you wonder like, come on.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
There's got to be like a percentage of lives that cross.
Yeah for sure, right, I need to believe that. Yeah, yeah,
sure in my way doctor's offices.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
I wonder if that's a thing to never date a patient,
like maybe you're seeing this patient naked, not in a
great way, but you're seeing them and then.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Or how about dating a professor? Oh yeah, that's not good,
is it. I'm reading a book about that right now,
you are.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
It's about he Well, they were dating first and she
didn't know that he was a teacher, and he didn't
know that she was still in school and they bump
into each other in the hallway and they're like, oh, now,
what are we gonna do? And they had to figure
it out. It's by Colleen Hoover. Thank you, Okay, I
love Colleen Hoover.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh Froggy ever dated someone who drives the van at
the station? Asking? Just wondering? Yeah, Cross, that.

Speaker 9 (35:14):
Was before my time here.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh yeah, Scotty, b Oh my god, Scotty. Several listeners
and scary diad several listeners.

Speaker 19 (35:23):
My entire twenties and thirties.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
They did it in the bathroom, the ben'sroom.

Speaker 19 (35:26):
Danny a listener.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
Currently, Oh wow, okay, I'm married to a listener.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I am too. He listened Alex listened to me. How
many years before I even met it. Yeah, really, that's
kind of scandalous, Scotty. It's okay. We don't want you
to dragg him down there. Who is this is?

Speaker 26 (35:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Hi Corey? How are you?

Speaker 10 (35:45):
Corey? Hi?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Good morning, well, good morning, so well hello, tell us
your story. What happened?

Speaker 10 (35:52):
So?

Speaker 26 (35:52):
I worked at a small town bar. I met a guy.
He asked me out. It was a little bit secret.
He asked me out while I was working. We went
on a d but we kept it a little bit,
you know, under wraps, just in key.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, you didn't wanted to get out. You didn't want
to flowing around the gossip scene.

Speaker 26 (36:13):
Right exactly, and ten years later we're married.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
Did we have a baby?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Now? Had you admitted that you guys were dating each other,
would it have caused possibly a problem with management or
the co workers? Maybe?

Speaker 26 (36:29):
Maybe maybe with management because they don't really like uh,
you know, they don't want the guys coming in and
then kind of watching the bartender who she talking to
because that can look bad with other customers. Maybe, but
they weren't after they found out they really liked him.
So everything worked out in our favor.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
I liked his text. It just Corey, this text came through.
I work at a resort. It was hosting a wedding,
two girls getting married, but one girl hooked up with
a male bartender the night for the wedding, and the
wedding was called called offa corectly str story turned out
really cool. Congratulations to you, thank you so much, thank
you having have a great day.

Speaker 9 (37:12):
Okay, do you go?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Oh man, the story is are pouring it now, sh
see do you see all the texts?

Speaker 7 (37:18):
Yes, Sam, Yeah, celebrities.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I called room service number times for more sugar. Sugar
in air quotes, yes, Froggy.

Speaker 12 (37:28):
And what about when you live in an apartment community
and you start hanging out with the manager you married
or had a kid with her.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You know, there's communities are assess pool for that kind
of stuff, of course, because the bedroom's right there. Each
The student thing is rampant.

Speaker 19 (37:49):
My buddy, who shall remain name was I was a
professor in Arizona and he ended up dating and then.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Marrying a student. Okay, And he.

Speaker 19 (37:58):
Says that the grades were always kept on, honest and clean,
and there was always a sense.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah right, yeah, of course we believe that. Hello, Maureen,
what's going on?

Speaker 10 (38:07):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
How are you doing well? Hold on, you married your
college voice professor, right, I sure did. How did this
start out, by the way, I mean, were you still
taking his class? Or did this happened after this happened
after you'd already graduated that class?

Speaker 27 (38:22):
No, I was still very much a student of his.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Uh.

Speaker 27 (38:26):
And he resisted and I still tease him about it
to this day. He resisted because he was like, I'm
not cracking that boundary, and you know, wanted nothing to
do with it. And what can I say, he's gonnat
resist me.

Speaker 9 (38:37):
How did you guys git around like not getting caught? Like,
how do you do it?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Well?

Speaker 27 (38:43):
We would do a lot of like we hung out
like as soriends. I mean, you know, it's college, so
everyone's an adults. It's not like we're dealing with miners
or anything.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
And you know, like a group of us will go out.

Speaker 27 (38:52):
Sometimes to dinner, and then it started getting you know,
just the two of us will go out. And even
still he was denying that he had feelings for me,
even though it was incredibly out theous. And then I
just I don't know. I said to my best friend
who also had him, I said, I'm going to marry him.
Someday she thought I was totally insane, and I got it.
I understood why, but I was like, I'm not giving

(39:12):
up one as I know, he's the one supposed to
marry and.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Have three kids.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Well that's the thing, you know, it's why you're doing it.
That's when it's you know, maybe a j eggshells a
little bit you're walking on. But you know, people meet
people in different ways, and sometimes it's in a way
where it it's forbidden fruit. Anyway, Well, thank you very much, Maureene.
I appreciate Wait, do you role play now? Go back
to those days? Call her back? Hello, Mike, how you doing.

Speaker 18 (39:41):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
How you guys doing doing well? So you actually were
hooking up with a rich older women with your career? Correct?

Speaker 22 (39:48):
Correct? Yes, I used to work on Park Avenue and
a lot of older rich women in the building. They
kind of took a liking to me, and before you
knew it, I was all of them building.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
So you go up in the in the elevator. I mean,
did anyone ever see you doing that?

Speaker 18 (40:06):
No?

Speaker 22 (40:07):
So they had a service elevator where all.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
That's why they call it that.

Speaker 22 (40:11):
Now that that was my post and I got to
a guy very friendly with a lot of the building.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Gosh, that is just a porno in the making. Well,
so you never got caught, never got in trouble.

Speaker 22 (40:25):
No, never almost got caught several times, but luckily never
did never got in trouble.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
That's the exciting part, almost getting caught. All right, Well,
thank you very much, Mike. Finally let's go talk to Rachel. Hello, Rachel,
you actually got let go from your residency because you
were sleeping with someone or someone you were working with.

Speaker 28 (40:46):
Yeah, so I was a resident and it was very
much a writ in that situation. There was a resident
one of the attendings actually that I developed a little crush.
Time turned out it was mutual, and yeah, we started
seeing each other kind of and the craziest saying, my
best friend was my co resident and she actually turned

(41:06):
us in and we yeah, it didn't go over well,
she luckily did not get fired, but I did. And
but it's cool. We're married now, so I feel like,
you know, we still came out on top.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Well, that's how it happens sometimes. Well, yeah, but your
friend turned you in.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
Are you still friends?

Speaker 29 (41:28):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (41:28):
No.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
So there were a lot of theories about why that happened.
But the number one theory kind of was that people
think she may have had feelings for me actually as well,
Oh yeah, it's all very grave that to me.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Well, let's not rule that out. Absolutely, Yeah, let's put
all offers on the table here, all right, Rachel, thank
you very much. I'm glad you're all happy. Now, this
is great, this is good news. So think about who
you're who's waiting on you today for lunch. Maybe now
it's time to say something in a non creepy invasive way.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to tune out and go through
all these text messages because these are juicy.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
What do you have that you love? Oh?

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Man, the ceo of a company, I'm dating, my best
friend's dad, celebrities coming through.

Speaker 11 (42:12):
I married my patient.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Oh, by the way, on cruise ships, a lot of
cruise ship texts are curry. Really yeah, apparently it's more
banging than we know.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
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Speaker 4 (42:31):
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Speaker 9 (42:32):
I get a kick out of those drag queens.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
People always say, oh good, believe you I've talked about
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Speaker 4 (42:37):
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Speaker 1 (43:00):
So, Danielle, our girlfriend Gandhi is going through something that
we've all been through from time to time. Oh, yes, look,
you have a good friend.

Speaker 19 (43:09):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
You want you want them to be happy, you want
them to be out there dating someone that's cool for them.
It just so happens you hate the person they're dating.
This ever happen, you don't have plenty of times. So
it's okay to talk about this.

Speaker 11 (43:20):
Yes, we can talk about it.

Speaker 7 (43:21):
I really dislike my friend's boyfriend, and it's really tricky
because I know my friend is just so in love.

Speaker 11 (43:28):
So I don't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
And at first I thought, Okay, maybe it's a me
thing and I'm being a brat, I'm being possessive. I
need to be a more open minded to the person.
Every one of our friends who has met this boyfriend
hates them too.

Speaker 11 (43:41):
So what to do Do I tell my friend, Hey,
your boyfriend really sucks? Or do you just let it go?
Because I know I'm going to lose this battle.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
So you know, So what's so weird here is Gandhi
You never ever hold back, And I think it's so
weird that your best friend you have not told this
best friend how you feel about the boyfriend.

Speaker 11 (44:00):
Because I know how much my friend is in love
with this person.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
That's a tough one.

Speaker 11 (44:03):
It's a tough one.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
She said she'll probably lose her friend if that she doesn't.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
I think I will, Like, I just know how the
relationship is. I know how smitten my friend is. I
think they're gonna get married, and I'm like, oh God,
she's gonna be part of my life forever.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
I guess she doesn't know how to be treated. Then
she must never have been in a relationship where she
knows that.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Yeah, nic, it's tricky, and like the boyfriend's not even
nice to the family, which to me is the biggest run.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
At So it's not you, it's not a problem you have,
it's this person's a bad person. Yeah right, Hey, Rachel,
are you there? Yeah, I'm yeah. So you're going through
the same thing Gandhi's going through. You hate your best
friend's boyfriend. You argue with him all the time, so
they know it's no secret. They know how you feel about.

Speaker 17 (44:47):
Him, right, Yeah. No, and me and him, we do
argue all the time. He always thinks he's right. It's
very annoying. So she pulled me aside the other day
and she goes, why don't you like him? And I
was like, I know, you just got out of a relationship.
He is a rebound. He is not here forever. And
she was like okay, and she goes, well, can you
tell me what you don't like about him. I look

(45:08):
at her and I go, he crashed your brand new
car and he did not pay you back. Let's just
start with that.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Oh no, okay, Oh my god, he crashed cars. But
overall he's just a not a bad guy. He's not
a good guy.

Speaker 17 (45:23):
No, he's not a good guy. And the reason he
was driving her cars because he doesn't have enough money
to put his car on the road. But I mean,
like whatever, I can still look past that. But the
other day we all went out, well, not the other day.
It was in December. We went out for Christmas dinner,
me and to my girlfriends. We all bring our significant others,
you know. She brought him and at the table, he
randomly started unbuttoning his shirt and we're like, what are

(45:44):
you doing? And he's like, Mortimer needs to join the party,
and we're like, who is he? He has a skull
on his chest, it's a tattoo, and he like randomly
unbuttons it and says that he needs to join the party.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
Telling her to run the other director.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I'm sorry to like this guy. He and his friend Mortimer.
All right, so okay, okay, a question. Does he treat
your friend well? I mean, is he good to her?

Speaker 17 (46:14):
Sometimes? But not always. He's let me start off also
by saying he's still married. He hasn't got a separation
from this white.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Are they living together he and his wife?

Speaker 17 (46:24):
No, they're not living together, but they He says he
doesn't have enough money to separate from her. I don't
know if that's true or not, but yeah, he's still,
like I said, technically with his ex wife. He does
live on his own, but he also has like anger
issues too, And she's said that to me before, and
I'm like, well, what are you still doing?

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Then?

Speaker 10 (46:43):
She?

Speaker 30 (46:44):
I love her, I do.

Speaker 17 (46:45):
I just she does not have the best choice when
it comes to boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well you know, here's the thing, well one of the
many things. Uh you know, it's your friend, and you
know she has decided through through all the bad points
this guy carries, she likes him, she's she's there's something
there and even though you feel like he is bad
for her, he's bad for everyone, including his skull Mortimer.
You know what I'm saying. You had you have to, like,

(47:10):
you have to back her up, and she's got to.
She has to learn her own lessons, you know. I mean,
I know you want to be a good friend. I
don't know, I'm I wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 11 (47:18):
No, it's but it's just so you don't want to
lose a friend.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
You don't want to lose your friends, right.

Speaker 17 (47:23):
And that's the thing too. I feel like since they
started dating, me and her if hung out not a
lot anymore. And I don't know, it's just heartbreaking because
I feel like I am this in one of my
best friends and it's I just, you know, I don't
feel like hanging out with him.

Speaker 23 (47:34):
That's really what it's.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Well, here's here's another way of looking at it. What
if this guy was a great guy and you really
did approve, but you still saw your friend less. I mean,
you would still be upset.

Speaker 17 (47:43):
You've come Oh my gosh, that would be totally fine.
I wouldn't understand that. I just want her to be
happy in the end, and I want her to be
treated correctly to be happy. But if she's not treated correctly,
that's kind of the issue.

Speaker 9 (47:54):
I think a lot of time. Just to be careful too,
because they'll say, you're just jealous. You're just jealous, you
know your no, yeah.

Speaker 17 (48:01):
Yeah, it's I don't know, it's it's me, it's our
other friends. It's her family too, Like her family doesn't
like me either.

Speaker 27 (48:06):
It's just it's hard.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
All right, Okay, here's my here's my thought, Rachel. As
you know, you heard Gandhi say the same thing you said.
The difference is is her best friend doesn't know how
she feels about the boyfriend. She keeps it quiet. She's
afraid of where that could go. She could lose her friend,
her best friend. So what advice, Rachel, do you have
for Gandhi.

Speaker 17 (48:28):
Okay, Well for me, she well, I mean, she flat
out asked me why I didn't like him, and you know,
I didn't say because I didn't say like he's discussing,
he's annoying. I didn't say anything like that. I just,
you know, flat out said a lot of us don't
like him. And that's when I told her, I feel
like he's your rebound and he's not your forever. Like
I put it in nicer terms, I guess than what

(48:48):
I could have, Like, I didn't want to. I don't
want to, like, you know, unload all this negative stuff
onto her. I was like I was said what I thought,
but in a nicer way. You have the sugar quote
a little bit like, be very careful with the words
that you choose to tell her.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
So so you're telling Gandhi Gandhi, maybe you could sort
of drive down that road a little bit, but proceed
with cautions.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
Maybe do a poop sandwich, like a positive about him,
and and then make something up okay, and then a
positive at the end.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Right, Well, say hey, Rachel, best of luck with you
and your friend, and we're gonna we're gonna make a
poop sandwich for gandhi, thank you, thank you. Yeah, it's rough,
but she's she's not holding back.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
No, I was kind of thinking maybe I put it
on me and say, you know, so and so makes
me uncomfortable. I'm not really sure how to explain it,
but I feel weird around this person.

Speaker 11 (49:39):
Do you think that that would work?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I don't know versus he sucks.

Speaker 11 (49:42):
I don't like him.

Speaker 9 (49:43):
My Fay's your problem?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yea, Hey Katie, Hi, So you hate your brother's fiance
the worst, and in the words of Katie, you call
her a joyless wench.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Oh god, I can't even imagine with the you've got
no show. You know he's marrying her, so you have
no choice.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, this isn't this isn't even a dating situation. So
they're getting married. So how do you feel about that? Katie?
What are you doing? And have you told your brother?

Speaker 27 (50:10):
I feel sick over it.

Speaker 10 (50:12):
I feel absolutely sick, and I feel terrible for my
brother because I feel like it's just similar to Rachel.
It's a rebound gone wrong. Oh, it just went awry.
And my brother is a great guy, but he's terribly
lazy and he just doesn't want to I think move on.
So I oh, and I have told him how I felt, our.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Entire family, you know.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
You know, look, if you told your brother how you
feel about his fancy, if your family's told him, there's
nothing else you can do, because at some point you
got to let them live their lives. And if they're
making a mistake, they have to make their mistake. You know,
you got to stop chasing that car. You know, There's
only so much you can do. Yeah, it really is.
And after a while it turns into your problem. You know.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
It's like, like, could there be something that maybe you
don't see about her that he sees?

Speaker 10 (51:01):
You know what? That's interesting And that's what I was
going to ask Gandhi, what does she think her friend
sees in this guy that makes her happy? She's so
in love with him?

Speaker 18 (51:09):
Well?

Speaker 10 (51:09):
Why why is she so in love with him? And
that's what I want to say to my brother, like,
why what is it about her that you think is
so wonderful that we're not seeing?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
A fair question?

Speaker 7 (51:19):
Yeah, I think with my friend, what this person sees
in the boyfriend is just a completely different version of
a human than they've ever been in contact with. It's
you know, this person is a different race and just
comes from a completely different background and is introducing my
friend to all of these new things, which I appreciate
that stuff, and I get it.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
Yeah, this guy just sucks.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
At the end of the day, the guy just sucks.
I will Katie best of luck with your family. But
like I said, you know, you can only beat your
head against the wall so much. Did you gotta find
a way to let it go.

Speaker 11 (51:49):
I'm trying.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
I'm really trying to let it go because we I've
had conference calls with my friends who are on the
same page about this, like what do we do?

Speaker 11 (51:56):
Yeah, and everyone has come to the same conclusion. We
do nothing. We just have to be there for the
fallout when it happened.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, that's all you can do. Hey, Chris, hi, Hi,
You've lost three friends because of this. You did not
approve of you. They were dating and you obviously you
said something and that's why you lost your friends.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Not quiet.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, okay, So would you do it again? If a
friend number four comes up with a with a crappy boyfriend,
are you going to say something or have you kind
of learned your lesson to sit back or maneuver differently?

Speaker 30 (52:24):
I would still probably say something like honestly, I think
it was worth it because they, like in all of
those situations, they were putting their partner before their friends.
And I was like, hey, this isn't a good situation.
You know, you're taking everything that they're saying and they're
doing over top of what we're trying to help you,
you know, and they, you know, they decided to cut

(52:47):
me out instead, is how I see it ultimately, So well, how.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Much more could you have done? What else can you
do other than say what's on your mind? I mean
you can't, Yeah, exactly, you know what I'm saying. There's
only so much you can do. I always thought, and
it this is, this is maybe Pollyanna ish of me.
If you have a problem with something I'm doing or
the way I'm doing it, give me the give me
the evidence, tell me what it is. That's all you

(53:11):
can do. Is I have to at that point figure
it out on my own, right otherwise it's gonna drive
you crazy, to drive everyone crazy. I don't want you
to lose friends.

Speaker 30 (53:19):
Because the second, the second friend that I lost, I
went about it completely the wrong way, Like I was
pretty much sting to both of them behind each other's backs.
Trying to break them up, and then it worked for
a second and then they got back together and then yeah,
that was a really bad shity.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Wait wait wait, how did you try to break them up?
I'm curious, like, like, what did you do?

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Well?

Speaker 30 (53:37):
They like they had an age of difference, and they
had religious differences, which wouldn't have been a big deal
if he wasn't constantly trying to like convert her. And
I yeah, so I was trying to tell him, like,
if you can't wake up every day next to this
person that you believe could be going to hell, then
like that's a problem. And he was like, well, we'll

(53:59):
cross that bridge when we get to it. And I'm like,
but it's been like a year and a half, so
you can.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Probably we'll cross that bridge to hell when we get
to it. All right. So what Chris is saying, she's
lost three friends over this, and she's willing to lose
another one if she has to. But all right, you
know you can. It's the old lead the horse to
water thing. You know, there's only so much you can do. Chris,
thanks for listening to us. I appreciate you listening to
your viewpoint.

Speaker 30 (54:22):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
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Speaker 1 (54:46):
All right, Danielle, all right, what's it all about?

Speaker 9 (54:48):
So Allison takes the four year old she babysits named
Nathan to the pool on the weekend. So Allison thought, well,
maybe it'd be funny. We'll phone tap Nathan's mom, Laura.
We'll say there's a little pool poop problem.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Okay, so no one likes poop in the pool now,
I love it? All right, here we go. Let's listen
to Daniel's.

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Oh, this is Renee. I'm calling you from pool maintenance
at that beach club.

Speaker 8 (55:15):
Is everything okay?

Speaker 9 (55:16):
You have a four year old son named Nathan?

Speaker 28 (55:18):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Is he all right?

Speaker 10 (55:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (55:20):
He's fine, But the pool's not fine. Why is it
that we have poop in the pool?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I'm sorry, what why are you laughing?

Speaker 9 (55:29):
It's not my joke. It's not funny.

Speaker 8 (55:31):
I don't know did someone poop in the pool.

Speaker 9 (55:34):
I don't understand your son, Nathan's poop is in the
deep end of the pool, and I'm I'm.

Speaker 8 (55:40):
Sorry you guys. I'm just gonna step off. I'm at work.

Speaker 9 (55:45):
I don't care for a work. This is my work,
and there's poop in my pool.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
First of all, Nathan's four, and he's not that teen.
I'm going to the deep end of the pool, so
I find it hard to believe that he that he is.

Speaker 9 (55:57):
Okay, maybe it floated there. I don't know how it
go there, but it's there. It's sitting there right now,
and you need to come and clean it.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
What.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Yeah, you need to come and clean the poop in
the pool.

Speaker 15 (56:09):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (56:10):
I am sorry, But isn't that your job.

Speaker 11 (56:14):
No, that's not my job.

Speaker 9 (56:15):
If your child cannot go to the potty the proper way,
he should not be in the pool.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
No, he does know how to go potty the proper way, obviously, not.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
If he's pooping in the deep end. And why.

Speaker 9 (56:29):
The first of all, this is not the first time
that it's happened. I think you should have you should
have a talk with your babysitter because obviously she's.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Not teaching you properly.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Listen, can you hold on one second? And I will
absolutely call the babysitter, find and find out what the
hell happened.

Speaker 9 (56:44):
That's fine, but listen to me. You what time can
you be here to clean the poop up?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Because I had a.

Speaker 8 (56:48):
Clothes I cannot leave work.

Speaker 9 (56:50):
I am working on I had There's a floater in
the pool and you need to do something about it.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
This is crazy.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
I have neat your children at home. Do you just
teach your children that.

Speaker 8 (57:02):
They can go where you listen? I don't have time
to listen to me. I don't know time for this
poop go around.

Speaker 9 (57:09):
That's what's in the pool.

Speaker 11 (57:10):
That's what's in the pool.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
Let me call the babysitter and just relax and do
your job.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (57:16):
I like rocket science. Okay, it's just just what does Please?
Could you just hold ornament? I am at work and
I cannot discuss this.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Listen to me. Do not you when you are talking
to me?

Speaker 8 (57:30):
Do you run this place?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Who are you?

Speaker 9 (57:32):
I'm in charge of the maintenance department. And maybe he
needs those rubber pants or whatever that they put on kids. Now, adoors,
you don't even know.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
What you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
What the hell are you feeding this kid?

Speaker 8 (57:42):
Oh my god, don't, Oh.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
My god, me get it done.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
You are the person running this place. This is so inappropriate.

Speaker 9 (57:50):
Isn't it appropriate for your kids to take a dump
in my pool.

Speaker 8 (57:54):
I'm not coming down there and cleaning up poof that
is ridiculous. And when you're gonnall over yourself.

Speaker 9 (58:03):
So he's okay, fine, I'll let it go if you
let me put you on the radio. This is Danielle
Narrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you
just got phone tapped. Allison's playing a joke on you.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Oh my god, he didn't pope in the pool.

Speaker 8 (58:24):
Okay, Now I'm gonna go home and kill you.

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Speaker 1 (59:09):
Good morning, Elvister Rand to your god, what's this woman doing? Man?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
The Morning show.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
We love going around the room. It's good to see
what's on your mind. Because I sit here and go
blah blah blah blah blah all day long. No one
wants to hear what I have to say anymore. So
we'll start with you, Danielle. What's on your mind?

Speaker 11 (59:24):
All right?

Speaker 9 (59:24):
So if you went into your freezer or your refrigerator,
what do you think is the like oldest date that's
in there on something? I got stuff in there because
I just found a chicken from two thousand and seven.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I'm hoping that was I'm hoping that was frozen.

Speaker 18 (59:43):
It was.

Speaker 9 (59:44):
It was in the deep freezer. So my husband comes up,
Sheldon comes upstairs. He's like, I just want to show
you something. And he's like, what a waste is this?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
And I'm like two thousand and seven.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
He's like yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I'm like, oh damn.

Speaker 18 (59:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
So we didn't cook that. We got rid of that.
But I was like, that's that's pretty bad. What would
happen if you tried to cook it?

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
I mean they say if it's deep frozen. If if
it's frozen, how long does it last?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Well gave the questions from two thousand and seven. I
wonder what it would be like to because since consistency
would be a little off. Maybe, I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:00:11):
You didn't even try to cook it?

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
No, you crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Have you eaten something that has been in for a
long time in the freezer? Not that long? And you
can just taste it. You can taste that freezer. That
freezer tastes all right, two thousand and seven, we're gonna
go ahead to say you win that you won that one. Thanks, Hey, scary,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 19 (01:00:30):
I was gonna answer Danielle's question first, I was thinking
about that bottle of Yega that I have in my
freezer from the year fer in your freezer, Yeah, from
nineteen ninety nine. I've had this bottle and it's still
in my freezer, unopened.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
I think liquor lasts a lot. Okay, all right, But.

Speaker 19 (01:00:47):
My round the room was more about a friend in need,
and I don't know the kind of advice that I
need to give this person.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
But he just got the job of a.

Speaker 19 (01:00:55):
Lifetime, and what he signed up for all of a
sudden turns into doing two people's jobs, because as soon
as he got the job, a week later, they fired
somebody else in an adjacent position and took all of
that person's roles and their job and moved it over
to my friend temporarily. And so he wants to know
how long he has to put up with this before

(01:01:17):
he says, when you guys going to hire a replacement
for that guy you fired?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Why didn't he ask his supervisor or his manager that question,
because that's who has the answer the answer.

Speaker 19 (01:01:27):
He didn't do that because he's only been at the
company for about a month and he doesn't want to
step on toes or ask questions.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
What I would do, I would say, hey, thank you
for trusting me to take care of these accounts temporarily,
but just to get ready to ramp up to someone
else taking them over. Let me know when that is
so we can start working on that, because I don't
want to be just hit over the head, you know,
overnight with this. It's something we should prepare fort put
that into the manager's position. Then they have to give

(01:01:55):
you an answer.

Speaker 19 (01:01:55):
Yeah, he's just he's trying to figure out his role,
his new role alone having to pick up someone else's slack.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
It's like I'm drinking through a out of a fire hose. Well,
I know you don't want to admit that, do you,
I mean anyone?

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
No, not so early in Yeah, what if that was
the intention all along? And maybe he just misunderstood the assignment.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Well then they need to tell him that.

Speaker 11 (01:02:13):
Yeah, he should just ask. I think when you have questions,
the best way to get an answer is to ask it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, but you also have to catch their ass a
little bit. Say hey, this is for your protection. We
need to ramp up to prepare to move these accounts
to someone new when you think it's appropriate. So let
me know when you think that's going to be. And
if they look at you, you go, well, what if
we just kept them with you? Ooh that he now
knows it was the old bait and switch the whole time.
Could be that's how corporations work, okay, saying for a friend, yeah, wow, wow, wow,

(01:02:44):
gandhi's with you today.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
I just want to remind everybody. We talk about this
all the time, but read the fine print. We skip
it so often, and there's stuff that we are just
signing away without thinking and knowing what's right in front
of us because we're too lazy to read it. I
just got my lease renewal and we had agreed to
a certain amount, and when I got the renewal, I
was going to go through and just sign off on everything.
And I looked at it and it was off only

(01:03:06):
by twenty dollars, but it was off, and I was like,
I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (01:03:10):
We're going to argue about this. So I wrote back
and was like, Hey, what happened? What's going on here?
And the guy said, oh, I guess our math is
a little off, and.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
They fixed it, which is great, But I would have
just signed that thinking everything was on the up and
up and actually reading it. Read everything. Guys, you have
to We've signed our lives away to a million different things.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Thank god it was only twenty dollars. Yeah, and you
caught it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Yes, it was only twenty dollars. I felt like kind
of an idiot making a big deal out of it.
But at the same time, and now I'm not to nate,
what's up with you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
And I was reading online Freddy Mercury, what are your favorites?
Elvis M Queen? Do you know did you ever notice
anything about his smile? His teeth? Do you know why
you recognize his teeth as being odd? Because they're very large.
He has four extra teeth. He really, Yeah, he was
born with four extra teeth and that's why he's got

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that weird overbite thing. Not only a great mustag, but
a weird overbite. But he never had them fixed because
he thought it made him unique and it did.

Speaker 10 (01:04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
See look at that.

Speaker 11 (01:04:05):
I was born with six extra teeth really taken out? Yeah,
the last day back here, they were all molars.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
So I had the regular wisdom teeth that you have,
but I had six extras and they told me they
would never grow in. I like, last year, I got
the last couple taken out. Don't know if you guys
remember I couldn't eat anything for like a couple of
weeks because they were so impacted.

Speaker 11 (01:04:24):
They said these will never grow in. You're fine, and
then they started to grow in.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Wow. Yeah, if only had a mustache, you would look
like Freddie Mercury. I do so cool. Yeah, producer saying,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 20 (01:04:34):
I want to encourage people to learn how to apologize.
I feel like it's something that is so hard for
so many people. And there's someone I'm really close with
in my life. I've had a long, long relationship with them,
and they can't apologize, thankfully. It's something I'm okay at,
I'm getting better at. So it's maintaining this relationship that's
really important to me. But I realized if I was
just like that person, we would just have so much

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built up resentment because there would be no apologies back
and forth. So I know it's really difficult learn to apologize.
It is an actual skill. It's not just I'm sorry.
Learning to apologize is a very real thing.

Speaker 11 (01:05:07):
That's a tough one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry you feel that way. Guy slight. Uh finally,
Scotty B, what's going on with you?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Hey?

Speaker 31 (01:05:18):
You know, I think our pets listen to us like Siri.
Because my dog the other day, I went outside, so
let's go say hi to our friend Boomer because my
dog that passed. It was his birthday and he's in
the backyard, and Sawyer went outside and went right over
to the stone that's there and lay down on it.
I didn't tell him where to go, I tell him anything.
I think that they understand a lot more than we

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think that they do. So you should probably be careful
when you talk around your dogs. I think one day
they're going to give us up.

Speaker 23 (01:05:46):
Oh that.

Speaker 31 (01:05:51):
Yes, yes, exactly. They're gonna sit there and they're gonna say, hey,
you know what Scotch I said, and we're gonna be
in trouble, So be careful what you say around you.
I mean, they are a sweet I think they have
a very good intuition. But also just watch it because
they're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
They also watch repetition. For instance, if you do the
same thing every day, they see it. And so when
you do that thing you do, they always know what
you usually do after that thing you do, and they
anticipate that. So let's say you flush the toilet and
then you run outside real quick to rub your ass
on the grass. Well, the dog if they when they
hear the toilet flush, they know you're about to go outside,

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so they'll run outside to meet you, you see. And
so we always think, oh god, they've got intuition. Sometimes
we were teaching the teaching them with every step of
the way.

Speaker 31 (01:06:36):
Well it's true, like I have Life three sixty on
my phone, you know, the tracking app, and for my kids,
and every time they come home it goes and when
he hears that, he tears ass to the window and
shakes his little nub, waiting for somebody to come home.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Another thing about dogs. For instance, when Alex comes home
on Saturday afternoon, he comes at the same time, the
dogs are already at the door waiting and barking in
their head. That the timers in their head, they know
it's Saturday at six pm. They do. And also when
you leave and you leave your dog at home alone,
the longer you're gone, the more your scent dissipates, so

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they know sometimes when you're scent goes down to a
certain degree, it's time for you to come home. They'll
be waiting at the door. Is that wild? They're brilliant.
They are tried. Anyway, thanks for being here. As we
go around the room, let's do it again sometimes, shall we? Okay,
waking up? All of you are so glorious. Can I

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start my day with you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Mister Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Hey, so last night, Nate, you were just flipping around
couldn't sleep late night tea? Yeah, so I was flipping
through it. I don't know which headed on, but they
played The Family Guy over and over and over.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
I used to watch it, but you know, I haven't
been watching it lately, so I thought I was catching
up and they had this bit. You know, there's little
cutaway gags they do all the time. Yes, and they
were I think it was Peter was quizzing quagmire on,
you know, was it whether it was a Yankee Candle
Company scent or a female porn star? And I thought
it was hilarious. So I just wrote a couple of

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these down and I figured you could play them today.
Oh well, let's let's play. Let's just play here in
the room. Give me some with the pornhub sound? Is
this a little porn music in the background? Seventy? Who
would want to have sex to this music?

Speaker 11 (01:08:45):
What is that instrument called that little woe?

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
That's a it's a guitar pedal, Okay, something like that. Anyway,
Welcome to female porn star or Yankee Candle Scent. Let's
just play here in the room, all right, no needs
drag any wheels, hit all this. We'll start with you, Froggy,
female porn star or Yankee candlesent. Brooke Bliss, female pornstar,

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that's correct. Yeah, she started in Sis loves Me three.

Speaker 11 (01:09:16):
Ye, Froggy's gonna ace this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Danielle, Yeah, female porn star or Yankee candlecent meadow showers.

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
I'm gonna say Yankee candles.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
That's correct. Uh, Gandhi. Female porn star or Yankee candlecent.
Holly Kiss. Oh, that's a tough one.

Speaker 11 (01:09:38):
I'm gonna go with the Yankee candle scent.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
No, even though I'm sure it would smell nice. Holly
Kiss was a porn star and she started in office
nymphs three.

Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
Great candle hold.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
What about you? Uh producer, Sam hit Me. Female porn
star or Yankee candle scent Autumn Falls.

Speaker 20 (01:10:02):
I'm gonna go with Yankee candle scent non.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Autumn Falls was a four porn star. She starred in
Brabusters nine I gotta watch more porn.

Speaker 23 (01:10:12):
Nine.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
We think it's an episode ten. She was just a
number nine scary.

Speaker 24 (01:10:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
A female porn star or Yankee candlecent Lilac blossoms, Lilac blossom.
That's gotta be a Yankee candle absolutely nice. All right,
let's see froggy. Yeah, female porn star or Yankee candle scent.
Honey Clementine, Honey, Clementine. I'm going with Yankee candle. It

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is Yankee candle. I've never seen missus Clementine in the film.
So Scotty be gonna play because no one knows porn
like Scotty. Yeah, I'm in all right. Uh, female porn
star or Yankee candle Sent Scotty Bee. Don't you have Vita?
Oh that's a porn star. Absolutely yeah, he knows right away.

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Your favorite film rear Ending My Girl.

Speaker 10 (01:11:05):
Too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Yeah, you know, female porn star or Yankee Candlecent Secret Bloom.

Speaker 9 (01:11:14):
That's gonna be a Yankee Candlecent absolutely yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Uh Gandhi Yankee candle Sent or female porn star Dahlia Sky.
That's Dahlia Sky.

Speaker 11 (01:11:26):
I'm gonna go with porn star on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
She was in hog tiede honks.

Speaker 11 (01:11:33):
I'm sure she was list of things to watch when.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
I go home Froggy.

Speaker 23 (01:11:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Finally, female porn star or Yankee Candlecent. April Showers, Now
that is a porn star. Well, it's both a porn
star and it might be, but I've definitely seen her
in a film or two. Yeah, April Showers start in
t NA housewise, but I can't tell you what she

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smells like at the Yankee candle Store. There you go,
Thank you for playing female porn store or Yankee Candle sin. Yeah,
so if you found out that your friend is being
cheated on, uh, do you tell them?

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
So I love this topic because it actually happened in
my life, and I did not tell her because it
was so rampant and everybody knew about it and everybody
was talking about it that I just assumed she knew too,
and she didn't want.

Speaker 11 (01:12:28):
To ever address it. So I never said anything. And
she was my best friend.

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
And I woke up one day on our couch in
our apartment to her jumping a glass of water on me, and.

Speaker 11 (01:12:37):
I was like, what happened? She was like, you knew.
I can't believe you knew. She was so angry.

Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:12:42):
So from that point I will always tell someone. I'm like, wait,
you didn't know what is going on. She's like, you're
my best friend. I can't believe you wouldn't tell me this.
I think you should tell know that you're going to
lose the friend, but you still gotta tell Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
See that's the key there. There is a good chance
you're going to lose a friend, yes, because there is
a good chance even though someone cheated on someone else,
they could get back together.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
And now you're the enemy, right, because of course we
all do that thing where we're like, well, I never
liked him anyway, he was a jerk and blah blah,
and when they get back together, then you're the bad guy.

Speaker 24 (01:13:08):
But you have a clear conscience, So I know Danielle
would definitely you know you're gonna find out because I
feel like the person deserves the right to decide whether
or not they should continue with that person, yes, and
not to live a life a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
So you you made that your decision, yes, about their.

Speaker 9 (01:13:26):
Relationship because I think that because if it was me,
I would want you to tell me because I would
want to know, and I would want to be able
to make that decision. So going from what I would
want in my own life, I feel like it's only
fair that other people should get that choice as well.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
So if you guys found out I was being cheated on,
what if you approached Alex and said, hey, we know
what you're doing, cut it out, or we'll have to
tell Elvis. I that's a better play right there. I
don't know correct his actions and you don't affect anything.

Speaker 12 (01:14:02):
But then yeah, he's already done it. You're not gonna
you're you're not gonna let Elvis know. You tell him
or we're going to tell him. Way, this isn't really happening,
is it not? Can you say something?

Speaker 29 (01:14:13):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I think I think we're okay, Hi, Lily, thank you
for holding. How you doing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
I'm good, Just getting ready to go into work.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, we all had to do it. But
once you get in there, it won't be so bad. Hey,
so we were talking about this article I read in
the New York Times. Would you tell your friend if
you knew they were being cheated on?

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
And so I would and I have.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Okay, let's let's go from there. But yeah, but the.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Reason let me just like, like I'm gonna tell because
I would want to be told, but I'm going to
give that person a chance to tell. Like, say, I
found out yesterday that somebody was cheating. I'm one of
my good friends. If I found out yesterday, I'm gonna
talk to you today. Hey, you got to tell about
Wednesday to tell her or I'm gonna tell her.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
All right, so you have so as soon as you
find out there's a timer ticking, yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Yeah, Like I'm gonna be like if I know the person,
like if we've been.

Speaker 29 (01:15:08):
Really good friends for years, and I know the husband,
and you know, like everything's really been cool, and then
I found this crap out. It's like, okay, dude, look
like I love you and I love her, but you
know you got to say something. I and and but
it's kind of like I feel like it's a double
edged sword because I told a friend of mine that

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his girlfriend was cheating and he was talking to me
for too much.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Yeah, it is a double edged short.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
And then he called me back and he was like,
I'm sorry, and I was like, you're sorry for what.
He was like, she was cheating and I said.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Will but Gandhi said her. You said yourself, you are
taking a chance at losing a friend.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
I think you're always taking a chance because there's the
embarrassment factor, and then there's your friend being mad at
you for telling you for telling them, being mad at
you for not telling them sooner.

Speaker 11 (01:15:57):
I mean, there's a lot that goes to you exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
What if you found out that all of your friends
knew you were being cheated on and none of them
told you, you would feel like you were I would
feel like a.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Frie wouldn't have any friends. We would know, like I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
I couldn't do that because.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
I told a friend of mine what I had overheard.

Speaker 21 (01:16:15):
I accidentally overheard someone talking about, like we play Xbox
and stuff with a few friends and a friend of mine.
She didn't need her MIC, so I heard her and
her husband have a conversation about another.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Set of friends. Well, I told her, hey, I was overheard,
you know your husband's been cheating. Well, she ends up
finding a secret cell phone and everything he had been
screwing around like three or four different women. Like it like,
it was worse than what I even thought. I mean,
she lost a couple of friends, and she actually thanked me,

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and he even thanked me for telling her because he
didn't know how to stop.

Speaker 18 (01:16:53):
Like it was.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
It was a crazy situation, but it ended up working
out for him in the end. They're still together, thank god,
you know, expecting the kid and everything.

Speaker 22 (01:17:00):
They're doing good.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
But I was like, you're better than me because out
of probably throw them out a window.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Yeah, Lily, thank you for your time, taste.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
I didn't tell you about three or four. Yeah, you better,
somebody better come pick you up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Yeah, listen, thank you for holding so long. I'm sure
to appreciate your insight and have a great day. Lily,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 14 (01:17:18):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 18 (01:17:19):
I love y'all.

Speaker 9 (01:17:19):
I'll listen every morning.

Speaker 27 (01:17:20):
My daughter he was listening to y'all, So I love y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Thank you, Lily, Thank you so much. Lovely Lovely Lily.
Hello Alison, Good morning guys.

Speaker 18 (01:17:30):
Sorry, I'm totally geeking out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Talking to you all, well as we are geeking out
knowing that you're there. So you told your best friend
her husband cheated on her. Now what led up to that?

Speaker 18 (01:17:41):
Did? Well? Her husband was good friends with my boyfriend
at the time, and I was living with my boyfriend
and obviously she was living with her husband and they
didn't come home the night before, so she was worried
and she was calling and asking me, you know, do
you know where Allan is? Did so and so tell you?
And my boyfriend texted me, Hey, we stayed out and

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you know, the husband cheated on my best friend. And
without even a heartbeat, I went over to her and
I was like, Hey, I just heard from my boyfriend and.

Speaker 23 (01:18:11):
Your husband cheated on you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Wow, how did that go down?

Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
Well?

Speaker 18 (01:18:17):
She was upset, She wasn't upset at me. She was
upset at the situation, and she left work, went home,
changed the locks, and within a month I moved out
with my boyfriend and moved in with her, and he
moved in with the husband.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Wow.

Speaker 18 (01:18:30):
And then I found out my boyfriend was Then I
found out my boyfriend was cheating on me as well,
thanks to Facebook and the girl posting on his Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Oh all right, well, so so zero regrets and telling
your friend at the very beginning when you found out, correct,
I didn't.

Speaker 18 (01:18:46):
Even blink and eye. I walked right over as soon
as I got to text, and I was like, hey,
just to let you know. You know, my boyfriend just
texted me and this is what they did last night.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
So all right.

Speaker 9 (01:18:54):
Nowadays it's a lot harder to hide it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
No, you're good, you know, yeah, exactly. I think that's awesome. Alison,
thank you very much, Thank you, thanks for listening to us.
Yeah it is. Jack asked you should get caught. There's
a million new ways to catch him. There's also a
million new ways too cheap.

Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
Yeah, which is terrible. Those stupid but that stupid thing
that we thank Madison, dumbasses.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Hey, so I have our friend Carolina on the phone. Hey, Hi, Carolina,
how are you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:19:18):
Hey, babe?

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Doing great? All right, So tell us what happened?

Speaker 16 (01:19:22):
Oh my god. So yeah, I got one of my friends.
We weren't actually close friends. She was one of my
friend's friends, and she spotted them at the same gym
that we were all going together. She told me that
it was like an every week thing, and he just
thought that I was like one of his trainers or whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Just so happens.

Speaker 16 (01:19:39):
He was lying to me telling me that, you know,
he was working too late, that he couldn't meet up
with me. All along, he was going to the gym
every Tuesday with this girl. So my friend was like,
you know what, just come with me. Let's bust them.
Since he keeps lying to you, come with me, let's
bust them.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
So wait, wait, so you guys were gonna she was
going to take you to the gym and show you
what he was.

Speaker 16 (01:20:00):
Doing exactly, because apparently he was super flirty hands on.
They were kissing the whole nine yards the gym, at
the gym, at the gym, So I went with her,
and yeah, sure enough, they were there, all up on
each other. I went up to him and I was like,
oh sure, looks like you're working hard. And he did

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not know what to do with himself, Like he was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
I don't know who she is.

Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
He's nothing to me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:20:29):
That's how the girl reacted. She was like, what you
told me that you were done with her? It was
a whole like a scenario. I ended up just walking out.
The girl walked out as well. She was like, he
told me he was over with you, and I was like, no, no,
he told you wrong, sweetie. We actually became Instagram friends.
She dumped him, I dumped him, and yeah, but that's

(01:20:54):
to me, we became best friends.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Happened, you know what? And I just want to say, so, look,
you know, I know, I know. It feels great to
get attention from someone. It gives you those butterflies in
the stomach, maybe the same butterflies you felt when you
first met the person that you're actually with. Okay, Okay,
I understand that sometimes it's hard to like turn off
that woo they're interested in me, saying, even if you

(01:21:18):
are knee deep or neck deep in a relationship, but
consider the hurt that you can cause by acting on it.
Consider what you could lose. What's at stake? Here and
just let those butterflies just fly right out. Let them go,
Let them fly, fly butterflies. It's true. We love you,

(01:21:43):
and there you have it. It does, It does feel good.
It feels good. I'll be the first. It meant. It
feels good to get attention. It does.

Speaker 12 (01:21:49):
But you got to remember the person that you're cheating on.
There was a time that that was the person you
wanted more than anything. Absolutely, now you're cheating on them,
and now you want somebody else. Yeah, you got to
remember there was a time what you have that you
wanted more than anything. Put your attention there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
The reason I bring up those feelings that you do
get when you're tempted. It's good to acknowledge those. Go okay,
got it, gotta move on. It's true. It's whack a
doodle time. It is whack a doodle time. Are so hard?

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Hey, so where's Danielle and where's Gandhi? Hey Hello, Danielle.

Speaker 25 (01:22:32):
Gandy's scary go round?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Go round them up. I think they went to go
record with something with Sam. I believe what about the
show show? I'm not I'm not saying it's okay, I'm
just telling where they went. Oh, okay, yes, what I
have a pretty good internal, don't you have a pretty
good Yeah? Hello, get in here. Hello, don't make me,
don't make me stop this car. I'll stop this car.

Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
I was loading a game.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
I was loading a game. Okay, well that's that's the show. Okay,
where's Danielle?

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
She might be in the bathroom, maybe because I heard
scary screaming. And if she didn't, she had to be
farther away than me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Diamond, Diamond, can you go find Danielle? Yeah, sure, tell her,
tell her she's got a job in here on the show.
What would happen if we were like doing a Broadway musical, Yeah,
let's let's do Oklahoma. And what if Curly doesn't come
out to saying, oh what a beautiful morning.

Speaker 11 (01:23:27):
We're not primed for Broadway Danielle and.

Speaker 12 (01:23:29):
I why God, he's like the person though where you
tell her like, oh, yeah, I got I got so
much going on over here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I got no time for my dog. Done. God, It's like, yeah,
my dog just died. And then you feel terrible. You're like, no,
where have you been? Well? I was doing something for
the show. I was now where were you?

Speaker 9 (01:23:44):
So I think the soundproof studios might be a little
soundproof because I was in the studio with Sam chatting
about something and doing some production, chatting, well, there was
a production piece that needed to be done because it's
airing during our show, so I need to go in
and do it. And someone's like, oh, didn't you hear
Scary yelling for you? And I'm like, wow, maybe it
is sound proof because I did not hear him.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
My question was if you go sit in your seat
to watch Oklahoma the Musical and Curly doesn't come out
to sing, oh what a beautiful morning, because he was chatting, Oh,
look there's Curly. I mean, Danielle and Gandhia on here.
Let Curly do the show. Well, welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Thank you did Were you not here either?

Speaker 29 (01:24:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
So I had things I had planned for the to
talk about, but they involved Gandhi and Danielle. But now
they're here now, Gandhy, yes, Now you know how it
is when you, for some reason, you get bombarded with
ads when you're online and you're whatever. She keeps getting Daniell,
Gandhi keeps getting ads from companies that help you bleach

(01:24:55):
your anal hair. What it is or zapp?

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
I send it to Elvis because I thought people didn't
believe me about what was happening.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
I remember it used to be bleaching. Now it's zapping.
It's anal hair self zapping.

Speaker 9 (01:25:09):
You look ye like, maybe no you sure?

Speaker 11 (01:25:13):
I sure have not?

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Okay, so we're you talking about it?

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
I get maybe at some point, I don't know what
goes on in this room that my phone hears. Maybe
that's what it is because we were having a conversation
about something along those lines not too long ago.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
I guess next time you're not in the room when
we need you, we'll just pick up your phone and
start seeing things like that my anal hair, it's already
in there, yeah, but now it's going to be in
all our phones. What are you doing?

Speaker 18 (01:25:36):
So what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
It's a little a laser thing for your anal.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Hand Yeah, it's a handhold. It's a HANDHELDLD No, it's
a handheld laser laser thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
But the graphics for it? Do you imungine on your
shower wall?

Speaker 11 (01:25:51):
I think you could try all of these things. I
don't think you are prevented from sitting on it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
No, here it is like a suction cup on it home.
How does that work?

Speaker 11 (01:25:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
I haven't gotten it. I just say because I was like,
what in the hell have I been searching? Because it
is harassing me? Targeted ads for removing your booty hair.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I won if it hurts well know when Gandhi tries it,
I want to bolt it to the headboard. Did you
put it with the bidet?

Speaker 9 (01:26:14):
And like, do two things?

Speaker 11 (01:26:15):
There's water and electricity and who's on them?

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Who's doing it?

Speaker 11 (01:26:24):
Gandhi is she's got all taken care of.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
You don't have any hair?

Speaker 11 (01:26:28):
I don't think so, hopefully not if people did their job.

Speaker 9 (01:26:35):
My girlfriend went the other day to get like the
Brazilian wax and she found a mole because we've been
talking a lot about moles lately, in a place that
normally you wouldn't find one. So she's going to get
it checked. And if she hadn't gotten a Brazilian wax,
she said, you would never have.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Found that mole. First of all, I think moles can
grow anywhere. Yeah yeah, yeah, so you should expect them
in the least expected place, So you should look black
cats are now considered good luck.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Why.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
You know, the old days they said if a black
cat crosses your path, yeah, change your course. Now cat
owners are thinking that they're cats. Their black cats are
good luck. They did a big pole. I think we're
letting loose of those old superstitions. Now, if you saw
a ladder, would you walk up?

Speaker 21 (01:27:26):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:27:26):
No, no, I still don't do that.

Speaker 18 (01:27:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Yeah, do you step on cracks?

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Not on purpose.

Speaker 18 (01:27:32):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
I don't want to break my grandma's back. It was
your mother's back. Well, your grandma's so much to mom.

Speaker 11 (01:27:37):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 9 (01:27:38):
I've always thought black cats were good luck. My mom
had a black cat for the longest time and it
crossed our path all the time. Like I'm like, okay, do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
You ever stoping all the bad things in life that
have happened to me? Now I know why I think it.

Speaker 11 (01:27:50):
Should be the hairless cat. If the hairless cat crosses
your path.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
You know there are people who love those hairless cats,
and you are really producer Sam is one of them
so badly. But anyway, so, uh superstitions, Yeah, what are
other ones?

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:28:05):
The penny I will not pick the penny up or
any kind of a coin. If it is heads down.
If it's heads up, I'll pick it up. It's heads down,
I do not don't go near me. I don't want
touch it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
But I don't know. Maybe it's in the construction of
the penny. But I've rarely ever seen a heads up penny.
I saw one the other day.

Speaker 9 (01:28:19):
Did you pick it up?

Speaker 26 (01:28:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
I did.

Speaker 7 (01:28:21):
I always thought it was bad luck to look at
the clock or to look at any number when it
said nine to one one, And for the last six
plus months it is all I see anywhere all the time.

Speaker 11 (01:28:30):
So I've been freaking out about it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:32):
And then a friend of ours, who does you know,
like mediumship stuff, she said, look up what it means
as an angel number, and it's actually very good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Okay, so we've been misinformed. Well here's open. So opening
an umbrella in the house now, that is.

Speaker 9 (01:28:45):
One of the biggest things I'm against. Oh my gosh.
You know the other thing is that's big. Don't count
how many cars are in a funeral procession if you
pass it, because apparently they say that's how many years
you have left.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
In your car. I've never heard that one.

Speaker 9 (01:28:58):
Yeah, So when I see a funeral pass me by.
I closed my eyes quickly and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Like, drive off the room. Also, you know what the
number thirteen?

Speaker 11 (01:29:08):
No, that's good luck?

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Is it good luck? But different cultures have different different numbers.
In Italy, the number seventeen is considered unlucky.

Speaker 9 (01:29:18):
Don't Some buildings not have a thirteenth floor, technically doesn't,
but it's still the thirteenth floor.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Say thirteen, right, one of my floor is not the
thirteenth floor. They named it. They named it something else.
So yeah, is that just a New York thing? Is
it an everywhere thing?

Speaker 9 (01:29:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
I've seen that another place other places too. Yeah, well,
the fourteenth floor is actually the thirteenth floor. Let's be real, right,
uh placing? Oh no, I've heard of this one. If
you get a bowl of rice and you're eating Asian
food whatever, it never ever take your chopsticks and put
them down in the rice where they're sticking up there,
sing that's you're gonna die. Yeah, it's reminiscent of food

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offerings left for the dead.

Speaker 11 (01:30:03):
Oh oh, I know that?

Speaker 10 (01:30:05):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (01:30:05):
Three stocks of bamboo is supposed to be bad. You
get a plant that has three really?

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Yes, I heard that too.

Speaker 7 (01:30:11):
Yeah, because I wanted to buy Andrew one, and then
we looked it up because they all have different meanings,
and it was like, never purchase three.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Also heard never kill a ladybug. Oh yeah, I want
to do that. Never put your hat on the bed.
That's an old cowboy thing. I learned that from Yellowstone
or your shoes.

Speaker 9 (01:30:25):
I thought your shoes too.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
They got fecal all over them.

Speaker 20 (01:30:30):
Yes, Sam, I learned after I got engaged. I'm not
allowed to hand someone my ring. If they want to
look at it and put it on, I have to
put it on a table or else it's bad luck
to the marriage for all wedding rings.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
Right.

Speaker 23 (01:30:42):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
I have some friends who have really, really superstitious grandmother's
Italian grandmothers, and they, I mean they put everything they
spit on things, and you should hear the stories. Salt
over the shoulders, Oh beyond that, the.

Speaker 11 (01:30:55):
Salt over the shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Look at look it up. This means good. Look I thought,
I think if you spill salt, you're supposed to throw
it over your shoulder. Okay, I've heard, yes, Gary, speaking.

Speaker 19 (01:31:03):
Of Italian grandmother's, I never heard of this one from
this texture. What never put Italian bread upside down on
the table.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Oh, I've never heard of that, ever heard of that?
You know what, I'm sure there are many, many many
superstitions in many many different cultures and many many different families.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
Well, with Indian people, we don't ever give money in
zero amounts at the end. So if it's one hundred dollars,
we won't give a hundred, We'll give one hundred and one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
There you go, haha, laugh, Bunny.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Hey, uh, you know what spits sisters are? Right, Danielle,
You're I'm just going to say something. What do you
think spitz sisters are?

Speaker 9 (01:31:59):
It's not when you no, that's blood brothers. I'm thinking
something else.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Sorry, well you could be closed.

Speaker 9 (01:32:04):
I mean blood brothers I know is when you like
cut your finger and they cut their finger and then
you squish it together and your blood brothers or blood
sisters for life?

Speaker 11 (01:32:11):
Is it the same thing?

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
Okay, there's a mouth. Well, no, there's an article. I
manager I'm just gonna read word for word. Last week
I was out to drinks with two Newish girlfriends for
a little cocktail bonding session. Halfway through our drinks, my
ex texted me out of the blue, so of course
it came up in conversation. As I read out his name,
both of them laughed. Turns out all of us have

(01:32:35):
had relationships with this man. Oh okay, one of my
friends shouted out, Oh my god, we're spet sisters.

Speaker 9 (01:32:44):
That's nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
There used to be another word for that, where brothers. Yeah. Yeah,
So Nate and Scary both were with this one woman. Yes,
and so therefore they are now eskimo brothers, which is
far less descriptive than spitz sisters. So we discovered it
years later.

Speaker 19 (01:33:02):
He was with her several years ago, like eighteen seventeen
years ago, and then Hi was with the her like
me sixteen fifteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
I'm like, what's up with that? Well, Jana goes on
to say, first of all, ew, whatever that is. It
sounds a little gnarly, And second of all, what the
heck is this spitch sister? Well, dear reader. According to
the Urban Dictionary, a spitz sister is usually a friend
or another friend, both female, that have hooked up with
the same guy, but at different times. And yes, it
would appear that all three of us were indeed Spitz sisters.

(01:33:29):
They're not only the ones I share a mutual spit with.
I figured out I've got a few in my life.
Take for example, God, who I met on an app.
He was halfway through telling a story about a recent
overseas birthday trip when I quickly connected the dots. I said, wait,
do you know in insert female friends here? He said yeah,
and instantly felt a pang of doom. He was the

(01:33:51):
guy she had been complaining about a month ago when
out of the blue he suddenly went cold on her
post overseas trip. Anyway, Spitz sisters, do you have his
bitch sister?

Speaker 22 (01:34:00):
Gandhi?

Speaker 7 (01:34:01):
I mean, I'm sure somewhere in the world I do
nobody that I actually know about the brothers here.

Speaker 9 (01:34:07):
Didn't Stoddy and Greg, Tea and Scary all make out
with the same ball at some point?

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
That's yes, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
But what about when Scottie b and Nate peel a
banana and they share it together, you know, like you know,
lady in the tramp style, like the spaghetti and they
end up in the middle. Not the same I just
like bringing up that story. But they're banana brothers. Thank you? Garrett.
You know what, it's really funny. Friend of mine call

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you say, I said, what are you doing? He said, well,
we have to drive out to Lake Rung kong Koma
this weekend. It's out of Long Island, right, how great
Lake Rung kong Koma. And I said, I started saying
it to myself, lake Rung kong Koma. It sounds cool, right, Yeah,
where'd you go this weekend?

Speaker 31 (01:34:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Well, we went to Lake Roung kong Koma. I started thinking.
There were so many towns in areas I love just
to say.

Speaker 23 (01:35:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
I mean, they mayn't even match the brilliance and wonderful
sound that they are when you say them, the majesty
of Lake Ronkonkoma. And then over in New Jersey Christmas time,
I love to go to a ho Hokus. New Jersey
got a ho ho in it. Are there any towns

(01:35:26):
you love to just to say?

Speaker 9 (01:35:28):
I like Coxsacki, New York. I mean that's where Kokshacky
virus came from. But it's and actually I went through
there once and I was like, wow, this is the
Koksaky New York. I did kissing Me Florida because my
dad used to say kissing you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
I don't even know your Come on, don't you have
any favorite towns? Maybe you've never been there. We like
saying them, yeah, just to say it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:52):
So in India they renamed a lot of the cities
after they made the more native names. So instead of Bombay,
now it's Mumbai, Travandrum is now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Can you slow it down for it? Can we do
slow mo on that?

Speaker 11 (01:36:06):
Yes? Through the unknown, the say it. You used to
be Tramander no longer?

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
What about you frog? Yeah? Dicksville, Indiana? There we go.
I've never been there. I'd like to go there, Dicksville.
I'm sorry?

Speaker 11 (01:36:24):
What Uranus, Missouri?

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
How far from Dicksville is that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
You visit?

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
You go to Cocksacky? What is that one out out
in the eastern Long Island Shinnacock? Yes, because when I
first saw it it looked like the sign looks like
shiny Cock. Oh where'd you go? Well, I can't get
up one of my sunglasses. We're going to shiny Cock? Yes, scary.

Speaker 19 (01:36:47):
I like Piscataway because then you get to say Piscataway is.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Away right anyway? Mount Baldy where's that? That's in southern
California on the way to Las Vegas, you will pass
Mount Baldy and also zizix zysics.

Speaker 11 (01:37:07):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 19 (01:37:07):
Shout out to Concha Hawking.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Hey Cox Corner, New Jersey, Sprayed Eagle, Wisconsin. Of course
out on Long Island, Dix Hills, it's Di I X.
By the way, Oh that's hilarious. Busville, Pennsylvania. Walks a Hatchie, Texas.
I know where that is. Place called blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
I've been through blue Ball. Oh, me too, but not

(01:37:31):
in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Elvis Duran here he is in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
All right, we're done, we're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out of heybody.