FULL SHOW: The Day We Flirted With Aliens

From “master dating” and Disney road trips to debating aliens, we covered it all today. Listeners confessed the weird sounds their cars make, the celebrities whose toilets they’ve used, and the little things people do at home that drive them insane. We dug into the Raya and Ashley Madison docs, swapped “life skills everyone should know,” and argued about things people just pretend to like

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Listen to you every day on my two hour commutes
to work.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Hello, lady, I've been listening for I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I listen all the time to you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I love it so much.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
I love your show.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Into it every morning when I go to work.

Speaker 6 (00:18):
I got to work only just to listen to you guys.

Speaker 7 (00:21):
Need help it baby, The Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (00:31):
This is Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (00:35):
Let's talk about master dating, shall we? What is master dating?
It means you kind of just date yourself. You buy
yourself that I do to you date yourself by and
you buy yourself flowers, send yourself a card. This is
can't wait to see you tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Basically live out Flowers by Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 9 (01:01):
Yes, it's true. Go to a nice restaurant, buy yourself
from dinner. Why not?

Speaker 8 (01:05):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:06):
So talk about why you're so excited about this concept, Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (01:10):
Okay, So I think that once you love yourself and
truly love yourself and date yourself, and you find a
way to be entertained by yourself and be your own
best friend, that's when you're the best partner to another
person because you're not codependent. You're not depend you know,
making them be your everything and centering your world around them.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
And I think people like that.

Speaker 10 (01:30):
I think it's important in any relationship to have your
own independence and be your own person and compliment each
other rather than complete each other. And I think a
lot of people are looking to be completed. But if
you find someone who completes you, then that means when
they're gone, you're not a whole version of yourself anymore.
And I think it's really important to just be whole
on your own and then be with someone.

Speaker 9 (01:52):
I so agree. I mean you, it's an old old
law in the world of dating. It's that you should
never date anyone unless you like yourself, otherwise it's going
to be disaster, right And look, you know, we always
have things to iron out in our lives. We always
have potholes in the road, and I get that, but
we're human, absolutely, But there's nothing worse than getting into

(02:13):
a relationship and it just crashes and burns because you
blame them for things that are your fault or you
know what have you.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:22):
So everyone single, even if you're with someone, it's good
to go out on a master date night Master date,
Master date, yourself. Yes, Danielle, you're married. Do you have kids?
Do you ever master date?

Speaker 11 (02:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:36):
I mean every now and then I'll go do something
on my own. I like to go someplace and read
a book. Sometimes I like to go to like a
cafe or something, have a cup of coffee, read a
book and just relax. So yeah, I'm fine with it.
I've gone to the movies by myself. There was a
movie I wanted to see, nobody else wanted to see.

Speaker 12 (02:51):
I went, Yeah, Danielle, you have mastered master dated. Yes, Danielle,
I have you have froggy ever master date?

Speaker 6 (03:01):
You know what, I don't think I like myself enough
to do that. No, I don't. Maybe I need to
learn to like myself a little more.

Speaker 9 (03:06):
Well, you know, it's very telling me. If you're not
master dating enough, then you need to think about this. Scary.
I'm sure you master date from time to time.

Speaker 12 (03:14):
I'm afraid of master dating because you'll go blind or something. No,
because to me, again, you know me, I think everybody,
the whole world is looking at me, and I'm I
probably should just live in my own skin. But you know,
in a weird way, I kind of master date in
a way, that I feel complete what Gandhi was saying before,

(03:35):
I feel like I'm a whole person and I don't
need anyone to complete me. But at the same time,
I can't physically do things. I can't go places by myself.

Speaker 9 (03:44):
Then you know what, maybe you should focus on that. Yeah,
scary is the kind of guy who cannot go to
a restaurant by himself, can't go see a movie by himself,
because he thinks people are looking at him and judging him.
I find that sort of narcissistic a little bit. Just
say so. It looks like, you know, and I've got
friends over this weekend, I won't have time to master date.

(04:04):
But next week I'm gonna master date all week long. Yeah, NonStop.
It's gonna be just a It's gonna be a master
date palooza.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Can you master date multiple times?

Speaker 9 (04:20):
Right exactly? Someone else sens a text I'm afraid to
do things alone. I feel like everyone's judging me. They're not.
I mean, look, I'm not saying that you're not interesting
or people aren't paying attention to you. What I am
saying is, don't limit your life because you think people
are paying attention to you when they most likely aren't,
and they don't care totally, no offense. They don't care.

(04:43):
They don't care if you're alone eating.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
I think we all think so, like if a hair
is out of place, or if like you know, something's
wrong with our outfit whatever. We think too much of
ourselves that and most of the time people go nobody cares.
No one's looking at you.

Speaker 9 (04:56):
It's true, though, And if they do care, who cares?
Switching gears, Alli is on a road trip. Wait till
you hear this, Ali from Allentown, Pa. How you doing, Ali?

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Good?

Speaker 13 (05:08):
How are you guys doing well?

Speaker 9 (05:09):
So you are in the car right now with your
three year old and your.

Speaker 13 (05:13):
Husband right yes, and her puppy.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
They're driving from Allentown, Pennsylvania to Disney.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Yeah wow Yeah.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
So you started this journey at nine thirty last night.
You still have roughly seven hours to go. How's it
going so far with you, your husband, your daughter, and your puppy.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (05:37):
I drove the first leg of the trip and we
just recently switched. Of course. Our daughter was up at
like five point thirty and she was like, are we here?
And I was like, nowhere North Hero, No, I've.

Speaker 9 (05:48):
Got bad news. We get to Sip. We're a little
over halfway. So when you get to Disney, what do
you do with your puppy? I've always wondered what people
do with their dogs if they take them.

Speaker 13 (05:58):
So we are staying being at a pet friendly resort,
we're saying at Art of Animation, so he'll be able
to be with us when we're not in the park,
and they just ask that he's not in the room
for more. I think it's like more than seven hours.
But having a three year old, we have to break
the day up so he'll have copious amounts of time

(06:20):
with his family and time for us too.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
So wow, And so is this their first time at Disney?

Speaker 13 (06:27):
So my husband has never been to Disney and my
four year old has never been to Disney.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Yeah, so I'm going to ask a question that some
parents may think is offensive. So you're going to a
pet friendly resort where you can leave your pet. Is
there to go to a three year old friendly place
where they've watched your three year old?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean the adult Disney?

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Yeah, so you can go do adulting at Disney's just
for a few hours, watch Illuminations or whatever over at
Epcot or they still do that I don't know, You're
gonna have a great time.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
You can do child swap, which is good. So like,
if you want to go on a ride at the
one can't go on you guys can do the whole
child swap thing. So that's good.

Speaker 10 (07:03):
What is that I've never been to Disney and I
don't have children, So if.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
You haven't, say you're you know, you have one kid
and the adults want to go on the ride, the
dad can stay with the kid while the mom goes
on the ride and instead of getting back on the line,
you swap it out. Person was yeah, which is very
nice of this. The Disney does a universal does it.
A lot of the big parks do it.

Speaker 9 (07:25):
Huh got It makes me want to have a child.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Just that.

Speaker 9 (07:28):
Come on, gandhi, let's have a kid. Okay, Ali, you
and your family have a wonderful time. And you know
the part of the journey, I mean, the journey to
Disney is part of the fun. So I hope you're
making the most of this long drive and a send
us a text, Send us a text, and when we're
back from vacation, let us know how it was.

Speaker 13 (07:46):
Okay, absolutely, thank you?

Speaker 14 (07:49):
All right, Allie safe driving about writer or switch now
instead of child swap?

Speaker 7 (07:53):
That's cool, a new name or something.

Speaker 9 (07:55):
So are you guys up for long road trips like that?
I mean that's a long road trip.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Hell yeah yeah. With the right people, road trips.

Speaker 15 (08:02):
Are the best, right, that's the key way with the
right Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
I don't want to see who the wrong person is,
but she knows who she is in my car? Say
I want to go on one of those long train
rides where you sleep on the train. Yeah, I want
to do that.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Well, good, that means you don't have to drive, you
can be in your you know whatever. Wait, who you
talking about? Who you don't want to travel with?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (08:27):
Don't do teasing?

Speaker 16 (08:28):
That does it?

Speaker 10 (08:29):
Rhyme wither smam, Okay, that's weird.

Speaker 8 (08:39):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
I'm sorry? Was that funny?

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 9 (08:52):
Who news? Froggy always does the horse gupes on Thursday?
All right, let's go, let's do it all right.

Speaker 17 (08:58):
If you celebrated birthday today, you're celebrating the Jennifer Coolidge
and Bosie Happy birthday to you, virgo. You don't need
productive to be worthy. Take a nap, drink water, and
do nothing loudly.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Your days a six.

Speaker 18 (09:11):
Gandhi loves that one, Livra. No one really knows what
they're doing. The ones who do just pretend with confidence.
Your days an eight Scorpio. Love doesn't always announce itself
with fireworks. Sometimes it whispers through familiarity.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Your day is a five Hey, Sagittarius.

Speaker 18 (09:26):
Your vibe today is I know something you don't know,
so enjoy that power.

Speaker 9 (09:29):
Your days of nine Cabricorn.

Speaker 17 (09:31):
If you feel like you're the only adult in the room,
you probably are. Take a deep breath and lead with grace.

Speaker 9 (09:37):
Your day's an eight Aquarius.

Speaker 18 (09:38):
You got to make that move you've been thinking about,
even if it didn't get group chat approval.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
Your days of seven pisce easy.

Speaker 17 (09:44):
You're not too emotional. You're just an HD while everybody
else is in standard. Your days of six.

Speaker 18 (09:50):
Still feels like a burn areas. You want a fresh start,
then take one, no permission required.

Speaker 9 (09:55):
Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 17 (09:57):
You've been playing it safe lately. Time to it's the
comfort zone and try something a little unhinged. Your day's
a ten Gemini.

Speaker 18 (10:04):
Your spontaneity is strong today. You don't necessarily need a
friend to do something with you.

Speaker 19 (10:08):
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 17 (10:10):
Cancer, Today is a great day to remind everyone day
you are, in fact the main character. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 18 (10:15):
And finally, Leo, today is not the day to be humble,
So please take up space, compliment yourself, and keep moving.
Your day's a seven and those are your Thursday morning horsecopes.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
I find this fascinating because I am not one of
these people, but maybe one of you are. If you're
like an only child, I don't know if you were
growing up wishing you had a sibling or not. Are
you totally loved basking in the sunshine of mom and
dad only liking you and you don't have to share
anything with anyone. I don't know, Because Danielle you have siblings, yeah,
and Gandhi you do too, Scary you have siblings. Scotty

(10:48):
Bee has a brother, Nate has brothers. I have brothers.
But you know, I wonder what it's like to be
an only child. I mean, my brothers are much older
than me, and they were out of the house and
I had the whole run to the house to myself,
So I sort of feel like I know what it is,
But I don't.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
Yeah, my mom My mom's an only child, and children's
an only child. And my mom always said she always
wanted a sibling, that she always, you know, would look
around and feel like everybody else had somebody and she didn't,
you know, to grow up with. So she was dead.
But I know a lot of people who love the
fact that they're an only child.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Right.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
So my brothers were like a year or two apart,
so they had each other, so, you know, they even
shared a bedroom when they were kids. You know, I
never had that, so I do wonder what that was like,
But I'm so happy I didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I don't know, did not beat you up? Were you
guys close enough that they would still beat you up?

Speaker 9 (11:40):
No, they were too old to beat me up. Okay, No,
there was no physical violence at all. Lucky because they
were over ten years older than me, so you know, no,
that would have been just so wrong.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
An actual beat down.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
When I when I was old enough to be beaten up,
they were, you know, they were out there like dating
and stuff. Oh yeah, thank god I dodged that bullet.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
See.

Speaker 20 (12:05):
I disagree with what Danielle said. I think I don't
think there's any only child out there that is happy
that they were an only child. I feel like everybody
that is an only child probably wants a sibling at
some point.

Speaker 17 (12:15):
I wanted a sibling when I was younger, but then
now it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 20 (12:20):
Yeah, but when you're younger, right, like you want that
friend to play with and hang out with.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
And yeah, I don't know, Sally. I never didn't know
what I was missing because I never had one, so
I don't know. My brothers were gone, so I don't know.

Speaker 16 (12:32):
Now.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
My sister says the same thing, because I'm eleven years
older than her. My mom at one point was like, hey,
I should add three, and my dad was like, well,
when the hell were you gonna tell me? So my
sister said she felt like an only child because my
brother and I were so much older and we were
never around. So she said it felt like the same
thing to her. I mean, now we're close, but back
then it was different, you know.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
I interested I love this text because I think it
says a lot about only children. I wonder if I
hadn't been an only child, I wouldn't I would have
been less of a TV junkie growing up. So I
know that TV was my babysitter. I mean I would
get home from school and I'd be by myself and
it was TV, you know, And so that'sh why I'm

(13:13):
such a student of those old school shows. Right, I
don't know, but I don't know. I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 10 (13:20):
The closest I ever came to it was when my
sister went to college and it was just me and
my parents, and I just thought, well, this is hell, right,
he was mac home. Yeah, but aside from that, always
had her.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
It was hale. Why was it hell when your sister
went to college? What was wrong with you and your parents?

Speaker 10 (13:34):
Because all the attention went from being split between the
two of us to now just on me, and not
just on me, but like.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh my god, you can never leave. This is so horrible.

Speaker 10 (13:45):
Without your sister, where they smothered the hell out of me.
It was just crazy, all right, That's what happened about.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Let's go to a couple calls line nineteen Frank from
Philly loved being an only child. Hey Frank, how are you?

Speaker 16 (13:56):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
I was how are you doing today?

Speaker 9 (13:59):
His name is Frank, It's Frank from Philly. We gotta
make that very close.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
You gonna.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
Okay, so you were an only child and you loved it?

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Why is that?

Speaker 21 (14:07):
It was just the best time growing up? My best
friend lived two doors away from me. I had all
growing up. It was just the best time ever.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
You know.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
We just gotta we just gotta text those houses. We
just got a Texas as as a kindergarten teacher. Only
children stink? Why is that? I want? I wonder if
you were like a little rough when it came to
teachers at school versus kids that had other kids in
their lives. Fine, we're fine.

Speaker 21 (14:39):
My best friend actually had the same name as me,
so we were always playing around with the teachers growing up.

Speaker 16 (14:45):
We were just in classes.

Speaker 22 (14:47):
It was great.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
So that was as close to having a sibling as
you you wanted. The friend two doors down named Frank
from Philly.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
As well, there you go.

Speaker 21 (14:56):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
So if you had a sibling, then you probably would
have had to share Frank down the street as a friend, right,
that could have It could have been.

Speaker 21 (15:06):
Problems, probably because we were around the same age. Yeah,
so we were like only a few months apart, so
we shared the same thing, sa same experiences, you know,
like we were hanging out we were I'm sorry, we
were over each other's houses all the time.

Speaker 9 (15:25):
All right, gotcha, all right, Frank, Thank you. Frank. Love
and still loves to this day being an only child.
It still hasn't gone away, has it? You still love it?

Speaker 21 (15:32):
I still love it to this day. We are still
the best of friends. I'm your best man. I was
best man at his wedding.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
It was great.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
Sounds like he sounds like he's as close to a
brother as you need it. All right, thank you, Frank.
Moving to twenty one, it's Julia hated being an only child,
despised it really, is that true?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
It was good morning, good morning.

Speaker 23 (15:54):
It was really it was pretty lonely. I definitely had
some good friends and that was how full. But honestly,
as an adult, it's kind of even worse because it's
you don't have people to go to when you have
things going on with like your parents or things like
that that anybody else wouldn't quite understand.

Speaker 9 (16:14):
I wonder and if I wonder if you guys are
thinking the same thing being a little girl and being
an only child versus being a little boy and being
an only child. I wonder if there's a difference, like
you you dependent on others for different reasons. I don't know,
I'm just kind of wondering whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 23 (16:30):
I mean I definitely felt like I wanted to have
like really really close like girlfriends and things like that,
and so not having siblings kind of made it hard
sometimes for that.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
Yeah, all right, all right, well listen, Julia, thank you
for listening to.

Speaker 23 (16:44):
Us, and uh much love you guys.

Speaker 9 (16:46):
Love you more, Love you more.

Speaker 11 (16:48):
You know.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Deanna, who works here with us, says she's an only child,
but she was also a child of divorced parents, so
she had to go back and forth between houses by herself,
and so having you know, parents who divorced, it probably
is great having a sibling so you can go through
that with them, you know. I don't know, I love

(17:10):
being an only child. Spoiled rotten. Yeah, my old older
brother's out of the house.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:17):
My parents they got all of their heavy parenting out
on them. So when I was a kid, they were like, yeah,
stay out all night.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Who cans?

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Oh my gosh, that's what happens. Like the first kid,
you have all these rules blah blah blah. By the time,
that keeps gutting, you know, down the line. It's like, oh, sir,
don't come home. That's what's exactly great.

Speaker 9 (17:35):
Go ahead, eat your dinner off the floor. We don't care.
One more call from Morgan line nineteen. Hello Morgan, Hi,
only child or siblings?

Speaker 6 (17:46):
Which one?

Speaker 23 (17:47):
I have siblings?

Speaker 9 (17:49):
Okay? So what about this conversation's hitting a nerve with you.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
So I am a kindergarten teacher and a lot of
kids that come into kindergarten it's their first time in
school ever, and if they're an only child, it makes
it really hard for them because their world home revolves
around them, and then when they come to school they
have to share it with twenty thirty kids the attention,
So it makes it really hard for the feature. We

(18:16):
like when they have siblings because they have kids to
grow up with and kids to build those social skills with. Yeah,
so the Mari comes to kindergarten, they have those foundations already.

Speaker 9 (18:28):
Wow. Something great for parents to know if you have
a child, an only child, sending them to kindergarten for school,
they need you need to have them playing with other kids.
All right, Well, thank you very much, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
On the other hand, I went to school with this
family that had seven kids, and so I mean it
was they had to run like a military camp there
because I mean when it came time for dinner, I
mean they had to like they line them up in
order of age and then you know, the older ones
went first. And I mean they had to have a
house like that, hyper organized, otherwise the wheels would fall

(19:04):
off the wagon.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
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Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 9 (19:10):
The one the only Carol g right here and you
actually jumped into the Hudson River.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
Yeah.

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Speaker 8 (19:36):
Today, Elvis dan in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
More and more we're seeing these stories about people from
Earth making contact with or being contacted by beings from
other planets. Yeah, or somewhere else. I don't want to
say specifically a planet. They could just be floating around
out there somewhere, not needing a planet, not needing something

(20:10):
to walk on. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 19 (20:12):
So cool?

Speaker 9 (20:13):
So I got this list today the states most likely
to survive an alien invasion. Some places better than others,
more prepared to deal with an alien invasion should it
ever happen, and this new report reveals where they're most ready.
Research looked at factors including number of UFO sightings, population density,
and landscape to determine survivability score for each state. Virginia,

(20:37):
the state of Virginia comes in first as most likely
to survive an alien invasion, followed by Georgia than Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, I could see that, but there's a lot missing there.

Speaker 9 (20:47):
What's that?

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Because we have no idea what these aliens are capable
of and which environments would actually be better for us, you know,
like what if you want to be in the desert
because they're water based and they would dry out, like
in what kind of forever?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
You don't know.

Speaker 9 (20:59):
I think I'm going to make an assumption here. Virginia
has a massive military force compared to other states. Okay,
so it could be you know, if you have the
air force ready to shoot him down, terrifying. Why do

(21:19):
we go in an invasion? What if you're just it's
a visit. Yeah, I mean, you know when you have
friends come over, are they invading your house? Are they're
visiting your house?

Speaker 7 (21:27):
I wanted to be a visit, but you don't know
if it's a visit, how do you know?

Speaker 12 (21:32):
I think that there's an encounter where they're just visiting
their science experiment that they've had for thousands and thousands.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
Of Yeah, scary. Is it convinced we are an experiment?

Speaker 16 (21:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, exactly. I think we have nothing to offer.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
Well they did, he got probe?

Speaker 14 (21:48):
Yeah, I oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 8 (22:03):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (22:10):
Hey, so what's wrong with your car? Right now? I mean,
don't we all agree that we always have like one
little thing wrong with our car?

Speaker 12 (22:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (22:17):
Okay, So is it a rattling sound, the irre ignoring?
Is it breaks that squeak or grind? Should I have
that change light?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
That?

Speaker 9 (22:26):
Oh the check engine light?

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Yes, that's on right now?

Speaker 9 (22:29):
No?

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (22:30):
Because I know in newer cars it could be an
orange light. But if it if it turns red, the problem?
They say, pull over immediately, Like, yeah, I've driven miles
and miles and miles with a red light, a cracked windshield?

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Anyone.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh, I had a car that so far has had
all of the above.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, it was so bad.

Speaker 10 (22:49):
It used to start like one out of every three
times on the first try. So when I would do
appearance as and events for work, I would park way
down the street because when I would be leaving in
my car wouldn't start.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Listeners would heckle me.

Speaker 9 (23:01):
You do. I have a reputation for having the jankity
jankeittiest of cars.

Speaker 10 (23:05):
Everyone called it the skittle. It was this like nick
green color, and they're like, why are you driving it?
There's just some stuff I care about, stufftuff I don't care.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
Yeah, okay, so how about a leak. There's a leak,
don't know where it's coming from.

Speaker 17 (23:15):
I have a leak in one of my tires, and
I know there's a nail, but I don't have time
to go get that fixed. I just keep putting the
air in the tire, always put a little more in there.

Speaker 9 (23:22):
It's okay, it's just you know, getting your car service
and fix. It's just it really is just quite the
detour that none of us want to take.

Speaker 7 (23:29):
Yes where sometimes it takes forever.

Speaker 9 (23:31):
Yeah, so right now I've got the grinding, squeaky breaks.
Oh I come to a stop and a stop by
it he goes.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
You may want to get that checked.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
Now do you ever call Do you ever call the
service department at an auto dealership and tell them like
you give them the sound your apartment? Oh yeah, kid,
that's unemployment duran dude, Oh yeah, you know it's making
this weird noise. When I come to a stop, it goes.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
Oh oh sorry, I know exactly what that is.

Speaker 9 (24:07):
You hope and this is unfortunately what we do with
our bodies as well. If you have an acre pain,
you just hope it goes away.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Send my kids doctors pictures of skin things all the time. Hey,
this just showed up.

Speaker 9 (24:18):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (24:18):
You really need to.

Speaker 19 (24:19):
Bring them in?

Speaker 9 (24:21):
So I want to I want you to call me
with the sound your car is making or suv?

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Yeah sure.

Speaker 9 (24:28):
Unfortunately you can't text it, and it's something we're gonna
have to hear from you. And maybe just maybe we
have some mechanics or people who are in the note
listening to our show who can go, oh uh, like,
I wonder why my car is.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Why sounds like it's speaking well, yeah, I know, what's
that straight?

Speaker 20 (24:49):
My car was making that same noise one time, so
I went and talked to a mechanic. He said, well,
I'm not supposed to tell you to do this, but
the way to correct that is to go and reverse
as fast as possible and slam on the break something.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
No he did because.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
The rotor.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
I'm not even kidding, like that's what I said to do. No,
so maybe he was just goofing on me, but it
resurfaces the rotor.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
No, he wanted to see if you were as stupid
we're gonna do it?

Speaker 9 (25:16):
I was that dumb, like in the same parking lot. So, gandhi,
did you ever get a new car? You don't even
have a driver's license.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
That's irrelevant at the moment.

Speaker 10 (25:26):
But you live in the city, you drive, you don't
drive right, But it would be nice to have a
form of ID.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I can have a passport around like what could possibly be.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Hey, Ashley, how you doing good? How are you doing well?
Go ahead? What what sound is your car currently making?

Speaker 13 (25:43):
So whenever I make turns or slow down, it kind
of makes this fur.

Speaker 9 (25:50):
Now do you think is it? Is it a tired
on the pavement thing? Or is it something like internal?
Where do you think it's coming from.

Speaker 13 (25:59):
I'm pretty sure it's internal because I have like four
different lights on right now.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
I didn't know cars.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Four lights on the.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
Tire pressure, the attract to control of the A B S,
and an airbag light.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
You need to check.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
Please, no, no, no, we can help her here. Your time,
time is money, time is money, all right. So it's
making an noise and all your lights are all right? Good,
look for go reverse and you slamm the brakes on.
So I got Brady describing the sound as cars making
This is the silliest. Hey Brady, So your car is

(26:39):
making a sound? When does it make this sound? What
are you doing when the sound happens?

Speaker 22 (26:47):
It's it's only provoked if i'm if I'm rewarding my
car with fuel with filling it up. Uh, I use
the middle one because I'm cheap.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Okay, a lot of people.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
You're not all that cheap, all right, so wait wait
you use the middle one. I use a cheap, cheapy one.

Speaker 16 (27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (27:05):
Well, I try to use the middle one because, like
I feel like it's it's a Camaro, it's not a
VAT or anything. But like I don't want to be
like super embarrassed. And I work, you know, in the military,
and like when I taw my friends that I used
like the cheap, cheap one in my Camaro, that they
get more offended than the fact that it's of de six.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
It's weird because some people get really really really mad
if you use the cheap one thing. But don't you
like your car?

Speaker 14 (27:30):
Is it?

Speaker 23 (27:30):
Really?

Speaker 7 (27:31):
I feel they just say that the other ones are
better to otane.

Speaker 17 (27:37):
I don't need flaming okay, are you so?

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Anyway?

Speaker 9 (27:43):
So so it makes this noise when you're gassing up.
I don't get.

Speaker 22 (27:47):
It only only when I'm done gassing up. When I
when I get back in the car and obviously everybody's around,
uh and it just goes.

Speaker 20 (27:57):
And then it won't start, exactly.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
The cookie monster. I'm sad, and.

Speaker 16 (28:04):
Then it won't start.

Speaker 22 (28:07):
So then I got to sit there like on basis.
There's a line of cars behind me because it's like
that's the cheapest place to get gases on base and
uh so like I'm sitting there like really embarrassed, like
trying to get my car to start, and I'm like
it looks really nice on the outside, but the inside
is the mat.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
I know what is it.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
It's the sound of you wasting money on that doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
When me throwing my money away.

Speaker 9 (28:35):
It sounds like it does sound like astro Jackson, Jackson,
sounds like Nate's stomach. Well, thank you, Brady, good luck,
good luck out, and thank you for serving your country.
We do appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Part your support. Hey, can I do a plug shameless plug?

Speaker 9 (28:56):
Yes? Yes, go ahead, Please follow my podcast.

Speaker 22 (29:00):
It's all about being an adult at Disney at Never
Growing Up a Disney Parks podcast for adults.

Speaker 9 (29:06):
Wow, love that.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
Never growing Up at Disney Parks podcast for adults.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
I remember that perfect. Thank you Brady.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
It's all about drinking at the park.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
We have a great warning you too.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
I'm in it.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
I love that.

Speaker 12 (29:20):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (29:20):
What's scary? People are diagnosing Brady's problems.

Speaker 12 (29:23):
This person says, check the muffler bearing.

Speaker 9 (29:25):
Check the muffler bearing, the muffler baron. I don't know.
So it could be his flywheel.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
What's a flywheel?

Speaker 9 (29:31):
I don't know. I need people make.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
This flywheel of class. I take you know with the bike.

Speaker 9 (29:36):
You're saying that his car is a hot starter, could
be vapor lock. I don't know. It's the same as
the flux capacitor.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I know people are just making things.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
I bring my car in and they could tell me
all these things and they could be totally made up,
and I would believe them. I have no idea about
anything like this.

Speaker 9 (29:57):
What's that scary? It's a leak in the vapor lock?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh frog, you're just is that a real thing?

Speaker 15 (30:02):
Vapor lock?

Speaker 17 (30:03):
I know there is vapor lock. I mean cars don't
usually have that any longer.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
What does that do?

Speaker 6 (30:08):
What is that?

Speaker 9 (30:08):
What does it mean?

Speaker 17 (30:09):
It's something it's something to do where the fuel goes
in and you get vapor in the fuel line.

Speaker 9 (30:12):
God, I don't know anything. I know nothing about cars,
fuel pump. It's a fuel pump problem.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
We're so irresponsible with what we're doing. But I know
what it is.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
Is there such a thing as bad gas for your car?
I mean, Nate, they put water in it?

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Yeah, I heard this water down gas that they they Yes,
I believe that.

Speaker 17 (30:38):
What causes you to wreck your car in the parking lot, Danielle,
if you were not.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
In Florida right now, might flip up your ass.

Speaker 9 (30:44):
I think that, uh, that might cause me to wreck
my car. I think if there's any water in your gas?
Your car screwed?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Right?

Speaker 18 (30:51):
I mean it?

Speaker 7 (30:53):
Can they say that those cheap gas station include water
down your gas?

Speaker 17 (30:56):
What about people who put sugar in your gas tanks
so that your car mess don't do that?

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Oh no, we got him.

Speaker 8 (31:03):
Go Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
So have you ever been on vacation and you find
out that the toilet you've been using has been used
by a celebrity?

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (31:28):
Yes, scary.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
So I was down in the dr on vacation and
we rented a villa where people like Tiger and post
Malone State. And I'm sitting there and I'm thinking like,
this is awesome, this is awesome. And then I realize,
oh my god, I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm like,
post Malone just use this toilet.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
I stayed in the room post Malone state unless he
brought his own seat.

Speaker 12 (31:52):
But I'm sitting there and now I couldn't get out
of my head. I'm in the bed and I'm like,
oh my god, post Malone slept here. What did he
do in this bed? So I'm started wandering and going crazy.
But yeah, true story. But Yeah, I kind of didn't
want to know celebrity toilets, well says nineteen, Like nineteen.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
Is Alyssa, you actually used the celebrities? Well, hello, you
used the celebrities toilet? Which celebrity did?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
So I used Rob Zombies' toilet?

Speaker 6 (32:22):
All right?

Speaker 9 (32:23):
So where did this happen?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
That's scary.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
So he's actually married to my cousin's cousin and they
were giving away some furniture that my cousin wanted. So
I went with her with a U haul to go
pick stuff up, and we just kind of spent the
day there. We had lunch there, and eventually, you know,
I had to go bathroom. So that's how I used
Rob Zombie' toilet.

Speaker 9 (32:44):
Did you blow it up? You didn't blow it up,
did you?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
No, I didn't blow it up.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Was it clean or were there like dead bodies around?

Speaker 21 (32:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
It was very clean. His house is so nice. There's
so much like funky cool like dark art on the wall.
It's a really nice house.

Speaker 16 (33:01):
But it was very clean. All right.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
Well, good, thanks for sharing your celebrity toilet story. Welcome
to celebrity toilet stories. All right, listen, thanks for listening
to us. You go have a good day, okay you guys,
of course, love you too. Now listen to this one
Froggy online eighteen Christina. Christina tell Froggy where whose toilet
you used?

Speaker 7 (33:23):
Toby Keith?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Oh wow, you know the late Toby Keith's very sad
for me right now. But I had a friend who
found him before he became.

Speaker 19 (33:35):
Like a big star.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
And it was if you guys remember Intrepid. He played
on the Intrepid back in like ninety eight or something
like that. And we went and I had to use
the bathroom after the show, and we were waiting for
the meet and greet with him, and the manager was like, oh,

(33:56):
come on on the bus and I'm like, no, I can't.
They're like, yeah, yeah, let's go, and I'm like okay.
So I was sitting on his toilet and I was
doing like the happy peepee dance because I was like, toilet,
this is so amazing. What am I going to take?
I took nothing. But then when I came out, the
band was there, so I was having a beer hanging
out with them, and like Toby came on the bus

(34:16):
and I was I got to meet him, like, you know,
had a beer with him for maybe a minute, and
that was it.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
Wow, look at that. I have to use this toilet though. Yeah,
I see, that's pretty cool because you also got to
hang out on the bus, which is like, that's your
honor to be invited to the bus. I love that.
Great story and perfect timing. Excellent, Christina, thank you, thanks
for listening. We love toilet stories.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
This is help me.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
This is how low we go, We go very low.
Look at the text messages. I used Ralph Mancio's toilet
the Karate kid. My mom used Gloria Gainer's toilet in
her dressing room at the Apollo Theater. Wow, that's cool,
that's cool.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
I used Chris Rock's toilet, remember, and then I stole
his toilet.

Speaker 9 (34:59):
Paper on Halloween.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
No, it was not on Halloween. It was I went
there for a meeting for something once and I went in.
He had the toilet paper and it was gold ours.
You remember, I ripped off a whole bunch and took
it with me. What did you do with it? I
just kept it. I was like, who has gold toilet paper?
I thought it was so cool.

Speaker 9 (35:16):
Wow, I know, but no one else is talking about
this on their show.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Right now.

Speaker 9 (35:22):
I guarantee it. Another called Line twenty, and let's talk
to Nick. Nick did something very unusual that we need
to need to know more about. Yes, Nick, what's going on?

Speaker 16 (35:32):
Hey, Hey, you're doing a guys, good morning? Good morning?

Speaker 9 (35:34):
We're doing okay, Okay, whose toilet did you use?

Speaker 16 (35:37):
Claire Danes? Claire Danes, Yeah, I got contracted to installed
appliances in her apartment and I went in there and
I used the toilet, and very well, it was in
her Manhattan apartment.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
Oh see, I wonder it's sort of related to what
you're sort of related to what you're saying, Nick. How
many plumbers install new toilets in new homes owned by
celebrities and they christen them so they can be the
first to use them. We have heard that this is a.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Thing we have.

Speaker 16 (36:11):
Well, that's that's what happened. The plumber had put it
in and I needed to us. He said, right, we
just put it in, and it's feeling the bathroom here.
So I was like, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 9 (36:23):
There, you go, you gotta do. I love that You've
got to do that, all right, Nick, Claire Dame's toilet,
I hope you're just listening. All right, Nick, thank you
very much.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Thanks for thanks for taxing. All right, So who in
the room? Because I've got a few and they're gonna
sound boogie. I'm kind of debating whether I should say.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Them or not.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh, of course you should say.

Speaker 13 (36:43):
Well.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
First, Gandhia said that she doesn't recall ever using a
celebrities toilet.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
I mean unless these bathrooms around here count where like
a celebrity used our toilet and then I used it after.
I've never done it, But I would like to know
which celebrities blew up our bathroom?

Speaker 9 (36:57):
Yeah right, who else did anyone on the show? You
the celebrity toilet? I'm using toilet on his plane? Okay,
that wins the boy prize.

Speaker 15 (37:09):
Sorry, I was gonna leave the airplane part out, but whatever,
that's awesome it is.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Well, I will tell you that there's a resort we
went to and we knew the lady who slept in
our bedroom before we checked in was Donna Tella Versaci Versace,
so I know I used her toilet. Oh wow, And
in the same resort. Next time we went, we stayed
in the same house that jay Z and Beyonce stayed in,
and we stayed in the primary suite, so I'm assuming

(37:37):
they used the toilet.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
Is Beyonce brings her own toilet seats, so I.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
Don't, I bet you know what?

Speaker 10 (37:42):
Okay, yeah, okay, but you might have gotten jay Z's.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
But maybe I know.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
When we stayed at the Hard Rock in Mexico, we
stayed in the Brent Michael Sweet so I guess Brett,
I said on Brent Michael's toilet.

Speaker 22 (37:54):
Nice.

Speaker 9 (37:55):
We rented the old Frank Sinatra house in Palm Springs,
so we know at least he used that bathroom at
some point. So I was sitting there one morning going,
oh my god, Frank Sinatra used to Papa Squad exactly
where I am.

Speaker 10 (38:10):
And even if it's not the same toilet, your waist
is traveling through the same pipes.

Speaker 7 (38:15):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
Yes, thank you for Sherry Gandhi's the ultimate optimist. And
then I'll say something and this was a little touching
for us. We stayed in Bruce Willis's old house, so
I know that Bruce had used this bathroom before, and
I was I kept wondering what it was like for
Bruce and his family to enjoy this incredible place on

(38:38):
the on the beach. You were there, Nate, Yeah, yeah,
you stayed in the guest bedroom, one of his daughter's.
He was that toilet.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
I know, how crazy is that?

Speaker 9 (38:45):
You're like, somebody sat right there where I'm sitting. I
actually spent a lot of time on the toilet just.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
For that very reason.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
Anyway, maybe Bruce Willis was reading a magazine.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Right here exactly.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
Yes, scary. What's up?

Speaker 12 (39:00):
We just got a text I use Limp biscuits tour
bus toilet. Oh yeah, well there you go. I think
we've really wrung all the juice out of this one.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
That's funny to me. It's funny when you do you
have a sense of humor. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 12 (39:28):
I think Garrett has it today? Yes, all right, Garrett?
What is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 19 (39:31):
So Jackie wanted us to play a phone tap on
her parents, Marie and Anthony. Now mom and dad are
on a little mini vacation, but are having a graduation
party this weekend for their daughter Jackie, and she's graduating
high school. So Anthony scheduled for his fool to be cleaned.
So everything's nice at the house when people come over
for the party, right, So Jackie's going to start the
call to dad. Then I'm going to be the guy
cleaning tool.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
So you're the pool boy. Yes, I'm the po boy.

Speaker 12 (39:55):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
Here's Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
Hello, Hey, Mom, what's the You guys are going to
clean the pool today?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
They should be there soon.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I just woke up that they're draining the pool right now?

Speaker 9 (40:07):
Or are they supposed to do that?

Speaker 22 (40:08):
No, they're supposed to clean it.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
What's happening?

Speaker 22 (40:11):
Well, they're they're putting all the water like they're taking
it out and it's going into the night like running
down our hill right now, Anthony, they're draining the pool.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Are you going back on the phone. They're at the
house and they're draining the pool.

Speaker 9 (40:26):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 16 (40:27):
You be Jackie? What's going on?

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Jackie?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
They came over to clean the pool, but they're draining it.
It's like literally on the water.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
They drained the pool. What's going on? What do we
need training the waters in the streets?

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Who'sh training the pool?

Speaker 17 (40:41):
Whoever?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
You hired for this.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Can get the guy in the phone. Excuse me, because
my dad, there seems to be an issue.

Speaker 9 (40:48):
All right, Hello, who's this any Who are you Anthony?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (40:52):
This is Devin. I work with Bill?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Okay, so what do you work with? Bill? So what's
going on with what I'm hearing with the dreaming of
the pool?

Speaker 9 (41:01):
What are you doing?

Speaker 16 (41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (41:02):
No, you wanted the pool drained and and their linery
said no, I.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Never No, I don't want to pull drained. Was celebrating
my daughter's graduation.

Speaker 9 (41:12):
Wait the party.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Bill never drinks the pool.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Lucky for you.

Speaker 19 (41:17):
Like when I got here, there was a little issue
on the liner, so I want to I want to
take a look at it, and uh, we'll get the
pool back up and run in about you know, a
week or.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
So, nor a week or show. Let's play. I don't
have pike fish. I never asked the pull be trained.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
Trust me on this.

Speaker 19 (41:33):
All right, we'll get it all fixed. We'll send you
the bill all it will be good, and.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Get the hell out of here.

Speaker 9 (41:39):
What'd you showing me the bill?

Speaker 19 (41:40):
I didn't order this, but I I found a problem.

Speaker 16 (41:44):
Get me Bill?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Really still, that's the guy I used.

Speaker 16 (41:48):
I don't know you get out of my house.

Speaker 19 (41:50):
Well, I'm not in your house. I'm outside your house.
Lovely house. By the way. I love what you did
with the mulch. Bill is on the keep.

Speaker 11 (41:57):
Get the hell out of my house.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
The house.

Speaker 9 (42:00):
Bill is on vacation right now, so call him.

Speaker 16 (42:04):
Get still on the phone right now.

Speaker 11 (42:07):
You go to the spot. I can't.

Speaker 16 (42:08):
I can't tell with you right now.

Speaker 19 (42:09):
Go figure straight to voice mail. He's on vacation.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I'm on vacation. Do you give me the still right now?

Speaker 19 (42:17):
It sounds like you could use the spa? Okay, why
don't you head to the spa.

Speaker 11 (42:21):
I will fix the liner A new question. I'm gonna
break your neck, and Bill, I'm gonna bringing you in there.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Get house.

Speaker 19 (42:36):
Yeah, I just talk to your dad. Gonna finish up
the pool.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
Here, you have cash you can pay.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I know that's playing.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
That works.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
I think I know.

Speaker 11 (42:43):
He said, no, you're not handing over cash to the pool.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Well, you just told them to finish the job.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
So I said, I stop to finish the job. Checking
you're not giving.

Speaker 11 (42:53):
Over the check.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
Can I just use your credit card?

Speaker 16 (42:55):
I'll use the annex to pay them.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
What's the matter with you? You're not paying the guy
I didn't get out of their house all they now.

Speaker 19 (43:04):
Hey, hey, Anthony, my name is actually Garret from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show. And you just got phone
tap by your daughter.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
What what I got you?

Speaker 6 (43:12):
D oh?

Speaker 9 (43:14):
My very funny.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
You give me a heart at time like, hey, Anthony,
you you've done enough?

Speaker 8 (43:21):
Shut up Elvis Duran phone time.

Speaker 24 (43:25):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parts the.

Speaker 8 (43:29):
Elvis dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (43:35):
The question what little irritating habits do you have around
the house that that really says a lot about you?
For instance, my habit that people get so bent out
of shapeover is I'll stop the microwave oven like with
two seconds left because I just feel like it's been
on enough.

Speaker 19 (43:52):
Uh huh.

Speaker 12 (43:53):
And I'll leave two seconds on the on the on
the display, and I get yelled at for that.

Speaker 9 (43:58):
Is that really that irritating?

Speaker 6 (44:00):
That bad?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
A monstrous kind of monstrous.

Speaker 9 (44:02):
It's not monstrous at all. Someone texts it in saying
that her husband is the over tidier. She'll take the
milk out of the refrigerator to make cereal and She'll
turn around to get it and he's already put it away,
and he's like, wait, wait, I just took it out.
She but she is the shdder. She sheds things as
she walks through the house. Jacket, here is sweater there,

(44:23):
hairclips here?

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Oh, that drives me nuts.

Speaker 20 (44:26):
Do not do that?

Speaker 9 (44:27):
Well, that drives you nutstand yet? But what what irritating
habits do you have at the house. I'm sure you
have it your closet, right.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
I have to Oh yeah, yeah, that my closet. Oh
you know what Sheldon hates. So my closet has a
mirror on it, but I have so many handbags and
you know, toap bags and stuff that it blocks the
mirror because they're hanging. So I open up his closet
and I use his mirror, and it drives him nuts
because he's like, then I locked the cats in there accidentally,
and they scratched at the rug to try and get out.

Speaker 16 (44:55):
Poor.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
I think that is probably I get yelled for that
twice a week, three times a week.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
The cat. The cat thing aside.

Speaker 12 (45:04):
I mean, at what point can you own a mirror
you cannot use my that's my reflection.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Yeah, he says, clean your bags out and throw half
of them away, and then you have to use my mirror.

Speaker 13 (45:15):
Us.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
Why can't you use his closet? I don't understand what.

Speaker 7 (45:18):
The because I cause issues with the cats and then
his rug is all ripped up from the cat.

Speaker 9 (45:23):
Okay, where's that?

Speaker 17 (45:25):
Get your own closet and your own mirror. You use
your stuff. He uses his way is I'm sure Alex
is still asleep. He's not listening. I told you what
he does. He'll he'll like, Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
and fix stuff around the house. He'll he'll pull all
the tools out of the tool drawer or whatever.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
He'll leave them everywhere.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
He never puts anything away, or he'll take the wrapper
off a new hammer or something, just leave the wrapper
right there. I have to throw all that away. It's
it's irritating. So what other things are on this list?
That they are? The irritating habits we have around the
house that are irritating.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
The people who leave dishes to quote soak, the people
who leave cabinets open, the people who take who eat
something and leave one bite or one sip left. The
people who instead of mopping use like a Clorox wipe
and a foot. Yes, you know all that, I'm leaving,
leaving leftovers in the fridge way past their expiration date,

(46:21):
all these things.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
How about the water bottles around the house. This is
what happens in my house with the boys. They take
three SIPs of the of the Poland spring and then
I find nine water bottles.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
This is why you should because people do that.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
People.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
Yes, y're scary, which I object.

Speaker 12 (46:36):
I'm a dish soaker and I sit there, did the
dishes sit there overnight?

Speaker 9 (46:40):
And they soak?

Speaker 12 (46:41):
And I gotta tell you, the grime comes off that
much easier in the morning.

Speaker 9 (46:44):
Well, but I know it. Sometimes we let them quote
unquote soak because we're just lazy. We could easily just
so I soak all my dishes.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Well, just wait till you read what this says about
your personality.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
Scary, let's talk about it.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
What does that mean?

Speaker 8 (47:00):
Oh you want to hear?

Speaker 9 (47:00):
Let yeah, go ahead, connect the connect the dots.

Speaker 10 (47:04):
Okay, So this says your ability to make life more
difficult is unmatched. Instead of handling something that's mindnumbingly easy,
you choose to soak it in a rancid cesspool of procrastination.
By the time you make the decision to do something
about it. Someone else has come along and cleaned up
your mets, which is what you wanted all along.

Speaker 12 (47:24):
Wow, well I live alone, so I'm playing myself.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Okay, it's whack a doodle time.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
It is whack a doodle.

Speaker 9 (47:34):
Times are so hard.

Speaker 8 (47:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (47:47):
What are you eating? You're eating some sort of food, Froggy,
what are you eating?

Speaker 6 (47:50):
What do I eat every day?

Speaker 9 (47:53):
Peanut butter crung, peanut butter, peanut butter crackers. Oh you
know what I had yesterday? What are the candies that
are really they're like really tart on the outside, but
they get sweet as you eat them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I had some of those. I could eat an entire
bathtub of those.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
I love them.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
What an invention.

Speaker 17 (48:13):
Your teeth hurt after there's so much sweetness on the
outside with the sour candy.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
Your teeth hurt when you're done eating those.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
I know, I love a good toothache. Hey, look, you
know me, I'm I'm not one of those guys who
like to go to clubs, flashy clubs, you know, bottle
service with sparklers coming out of the top of your vodka.
You don't like a good red rope.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
This is all scary dream right that way.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
But I don't like it.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I don't like it. I don't need it. I've done that,
been there, it's no big deal. So now there's a
club in New York City called Garsong. Have you heard
of this?

Speaker 7 (48:46):
No?

Speaker 9 (48:46):
No, you guys. When a man shows up at garson
and he is ready to go in the club, he
has to put his card in an ATM reader to
see how much money he has in his account, and
I do believe it's a minimum of fifty thousand dollars.
They won't let I know it's it's it's silly. So

(49:10):
they're saying, basically, hey, come on in. All the guys
here are worth at least fifty grand in cash, which
is silly. Let me tell you you're not riff raff
right now. There's a lot of there's a lot of
rich riff raff out there. I wouldn't get into that,
but it's true. Okay, another reason not to go to
that club, I guess.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
But I don't know.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
What a weird what a weird way to select who
can come through?

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Right?

Speaker 10 (49:34):
I just have a feeling that everybody inside is insufferable,
Like if you're trying to go to a place like
that where they they're making you prove some type of
financial worth to out, like dictate if you're actually worth
coming in?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Goodbye, no, thank you.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
I want to hear a conversation between Gandhi and Danielle,
like just two girlfriends who are like trying to make
plans for the weekend. And then Gandhi lets Danielle know
of this club. Okay, and let's let's hear what a
shallow conversation would sound like. Okay, go cool, cool.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
All right, So I know we have all this time
on Saturday. Do you think we should like go out?
Maybe a movie, dinner show? What do you think?

Speaker 10 (50:11):
I don't know, Danielle. Sounds like that's where a lot
of poor people hang out. I've heard of a club
called what's it called Garson Garcon.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
That sounds so fancy. Tell me about it.

Speaker 10 (50:21):
Well, to get in, the men have to prove that
they're worth at least fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Sounds like a party.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
Oh, we can go take advantage of some men that
have money at.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Least fifty thousand.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Are there a lot of zaddies there, probably not, Danielle.

Speaker 13 (50:38):
Probably not.

Speaker 9 (50:39):
And there you go, ladies, gentlemen, that was fabulous acting
standing ovation from my girls. Now that's the thing. Fifty grand.
So here's another thing. I'm not putting my card in
any card reader at a club, Are you kidding me? Yes, Garry,
what did you want to say? My question is, well,
what are the women bringing to the table? What do
they have to do to get into this club?

Speaker 7 (51:00):
Do they we just had to show up, no boobs
and and it's it.

Speaker 25 (51:04):
So is that it it's so obviously they don't have
to put their ATM cards in, But what are they
Oh no, no, no, I mean final, Yeah, it is.

Speaker 9 (51:16):
It's like it's along the lines of ladies night, ladies
getting free lady.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Yeah, it's going.

Speaker 9 (51:22):
To be all people in there.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
That's exactly it.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
You think.

Speaker 12 (51:27):
And every Instagram model that ever thought they were one.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
So there you go. If you want to get with
an Instagram hottie for the night, that's where you go,
flash your bucks and you got something.

Speaker 9 (51:38):
You know, it's all about this status, which you know,
fifty grand in a checking account to me, I don't,
I don't know. I don't consider that any kind of
status that's of note and worthy of anyone's attention. But
that's just me. What is that?

Speaker 20 (51:49):
What is that dating site? Nate Rayah, that Ryan Rayah?
You have to have basically just status. I guess. I
mean Scotty B and I were talking about it the
other I guess. They even check your Instagram to see
if you have a lot of followers, and they check
to see your contacts and your contact list to see
if you have friends that are in Raya.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
Doesn't that bother you though, because then you think that
people are going after you for the wrong reasons, not
because you're a nice guy and you know you'll have
a good time, but because you what you can give
them exactly.

Speaker 9 (52:21):
You bring the boobs, I'll bring the cash.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Let's go.

Speaker 9 (52:26):
Sounds like, sounds like a healthy relationship. In the work,
I will say that we all know someone who I
don't know if he's still in Rayah, but he was.
He was, he was on the Riah dating scene. We
all we work with this person.

Speaker 20 (52:42):
That's he met his significant others who Okay, you know.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
It is, well, you're not getting note right now.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
It's someone that we work. It's the way we work
with and it's not someone who you listeners would know. Okay,
we're good, Okay, Okay, Now my question is why would
he want to join that? Why would anyone want to
join it? Well, what are you thinking? Like, I want
to join riyah because you have to have a certain status,
So you're eliminating a pool of people? Who are you
eliminating if you join a riyah or you go to

(53:14):
a club that makes you have fifty grand in a
checking account?

Speaker 7 (53:17):
Do I have a question about it? Do you does
the woman need to have the same type of status
as the guy?

Speaker 8 (53:23):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (53:24):
Like?

Speaker 6 (53:24):
No?

Speaker 7 (53:25):
So no, because I was thinking if if that was
the case, that I could understand maybe if a guy
is looking for.

Speaker 12 (53:31):
That's what they do hot women and rich gods.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Okay, Eric, it started out differently, didn't it.

Speaker 10 (53:37):
Like it started out where both people needed to have
some sort of status, and then I think it morphed
to Okay, girls.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Just need to be hot and guys need to be something.

Speaker 16 (53:45):
Well.

Speaker 17 (53:45):
I think the people who are defending this are saying
that it shows that you maybe you're financially stable or
financially responsible, is what they're That's what their argument's going
to be.

Speaker 9 (53:54):
Okay, don't get mad of me for saying this, but
it is fifty thousand dollars financially stable.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
No, I you, But I'm just saying that. I think
that's what their argument is, that that's how they draw
the line. Where do you draw the line? Is it fifty?
Is it one hundred, is it two fifty? Is it
a half a million? Line?

Speaker 9 (54:09):
Well? Exactly, And you can't see one account from a
person and just automatically assume you know everything about their
finances from that, right, right, You know, they could be
in debt, they could have they could be someone else's money.
You don't know, killer Like, fifty thousand dollars is a
lot of money. I'm not saying it's not. I'm just
saying that's a weird way to prove that you're datable.

(54:32):
That's all I'm saying, Right, I don't know. But my
question again is this, Who is being eliminated by having
rules like that?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
A lot of probably a lot of really great people.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
Yeah exactly, of course, Yeah, not cool?

Speaker 9 (54:44):
Right, I like this text. These clubs are eliminating the scrubs. Okay,
you'll see in the house.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
Oh, we have somebody that works on our show that
is on ray I just found out. Can I say
your name is on Raya Raya?

Speaker 6 (54:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (54:59):
Do they do they want you to say that? Do
they want to be known?

Speaker 7 (55:03):
I'm gonna say it, say it.

Speaker 12 (55:06):
I want to show Abby in here. Hold on now,
hold on? Does she want to talk about this?

Speaker 7 (55:15):
I don't want to make Janna told me she was
on it, and then.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
No, Danielle, No, no, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
Hobby is fine with it. She said it's fine, She's fine.
She said she'll come in and talk about it.

Speaker 9 (55:28):
Okay, Well, Deanna's not.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 7 (55:40):
He just keeps opening his mouth.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
Man in the Morning show. Hey, it's Nicki Minata. This
is Rihanna.

Speaker 9 (55:47):
Hey, this is Lady Gaga.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
You're listening to the Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (55:53):
Hey, we're in a room.

Speaker 12 (55:53):
Let's go around the room. What's all the minds of
everyone in the room. I'll start with you, Gandhi. What's
going on?

Speaker 7 (55:59):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (55:59):
I think guy, have not necessarily a plan B, but
a part time job that I want to take up
after I get out of this job.

Speaker 9 (56:05):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I want to be a nine one one operator? What
do you guys think?

Speaker 20 (56:09):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (56:09):
Okay, well, let's sites, why do you want to be
a nine one why operator?

Speaker 10 (56:13):
Thank you for asking Elvis only? So I know that
they need a lot of help. And it seems like
in really bad situations, so many times you hear these
nine one one calls and you're like, man, that operator
was kind of a jerk. Or if you could have
just helped them out a little more in a different way,
it would have been great.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
And I thought I could do that.

Speaker 10 (56:29):
I could totally help people, send send someone in the
right time to the right place, and be nice to someone,
keep them calm.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I would like to try, and they need help, so
why not I could do it?

Speaker 9 (56:38):
Can you do it from home?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (56:40):
And then also I get like maybe a foot in
the door with the police department. I need them on
my side for things in the future.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
It's all good. It's like all good intentions. There's all
good stuff.

Speaker 9 (56:51):
My suggestion is you go shadow a nine one one
call center before you jump into this idea.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
Okay, if anyone runs one of those things, I would like.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
To be there.

Speaker 9 (57:01):
She'll be right there front center, all right, right, at
least you're thinking of your future. So when this place
blows up, and it could any day.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Now, Yeah, you're ready.

Speaker 12 (57:10):
Hey, our special guest on the around the room, Scotty Bee,
Scotty Bee, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 6 (57:13):
Hi there?

Speaker 24 (57:14):
What's on my mind is that I think that we
should just leave the farming to the farmers, because you know,
I've had a garden in my backyard for many, many,
many years, and this year has been more frustrating than
ever before. Well, I plant tomatoes and cucumbers and snap
peas and string beans, and by the time they're ready,
they're half eaten the freaking bunnies and the squirrels. And
my dog bo I said, go outside and go peepers,

(57:36):
and he goes out there and starts eating my tomatoes.
And it's just at the end of the day, it's
more expensive and so much more frustrating to play in
your own garden than just to go to the shop
right and buy a pint of tomatoes. So this is
going to be the last year that I'm guardening because
I'm pissed.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Wow wow.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
I mean it's fun.

Speaker 24 (57:54):
I like watching things grow, but when you can't eat
it because things have destroyed it, it's just like, forget it.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
Our problem with the guard is things grow at such
a rapid rate. We can't keep up with it. And
I try to give stuff to my friends. We've actually
had people come by and try to take some of
the vegetables to centers where they need fresh vegetables to
help feed people. I can't keep up with that.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I'll help you.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
I need to manage my garden quantity a little better.
The quality is fabulous, that's awesome. Yeah, we got some
good stuff, including halopena peppers this year, some cukes, We
got some zucchini, lots and lots of tomatoes. The tomatoes
are out of control this year.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (58:32):
Well, I'm happy to donate a bushel of half eaten
tomatoes if anyone wants them.

Speaker 9 (58:36):
So disgusting, you know, if they're getting the bugs are
getting to your vegetables, that's not good.

Speaker 24 (58:42):
No, it's not the bugs, it's the freaking there's more
rabbits this year than I've ever seen.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
Have so many rabbits.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
But you know we eat.

Speaker 9 (58:47):
Those two the ones outside your house, Yes, well the
ones on your the ones outside your house do not
have a lot.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Of meat on them.

Speaker 9 (58:59):
Moving on, there's just there's just nice like gristly, Hey, scary,
what's on your mind today.

Speaker 12 (59:05):
Well, I'm gonna'm gonna premp my original around the room
for something that just happened in the hallway five minutes ago,
when I think Nate handed me a backhanded compliment.

Speaker 9 (59:13):
He goes, He looks at me, and he says, he goes, oh, well,
it looks like you're doing okay.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
You know.

Speaker 9 (59:18):
Wait wise, he goes, you're not. I mean last August,
at this time, you were fat. Nate said that, Oh,
I said diplomatic. He said, okay, so.

Speaker 12 (59:30):
I guess I'm not where I was last August. So
I guess that's a compliment.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
Look at the guy.

Speaker 20 (59:37):
You nowhere near as fat as you were this time
last year.

Speaker 9 (59:42):
You should take that as a compliment. I'm trying to
hold on.

Speaker 12 (59:45):
It's the way you package sometimes my filters just a
little well, that's the filters everything. If you could say something, hey,
you know this time last year you were a lot
heavier than you are.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Now you're great.

Speaker 9 (59:56):
That is great. I like doing You said that you're doing.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Your job maintaining.

Speaker 20 (59:59):
Yes, and it usually I went on too elaborate, but
you know, I kind of just burst through like the
kool aid man. But you know, you know you look good,
Scary better, I look okay, No, remember how Biggie was.

Speaker 12 (01:00:15):
Even if you bring up last year, right, why did
you bring up last year? Just say you look great
right now.

Speaker 9 (01:00:20):
Working out and he's going to the gym. I'm proud.

Speaker 12 (01:00:22):
Therefore you look great the period.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
You look great. Believe me, there's time last year. You
didn't tell him that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
He'll know.

Speaker 9 (01:00:34):
He'll know there's a difference between what Nate thought of
me last year versus now, and he just told me
I looked great. He didn't tell me that last year.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
All right, Sorry, Scary, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 9 (01:00:43):
Sandwich up with you.

Speaker 18 (01:00:43):
So you've told us that when you're looking for directions,
you need to turn the radio down sometimes just to
pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I found out my version of that tick.

Speaker 18 (01:00:50):
When I'm scared or stressed, I need to plug my ears.
It doesn't matter if it's silent in the room for
some reason, I just need to have my ears covered.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
And it creates this kind of safety.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
You know that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
My nephew Lucas says the same thing. Does he react
when he wants nobody to talk to him? He puts
his hands over his ears, And I know that he's
stressed out and he's like, everyone leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 18 (01:01:10):
It just feels a little bit better again. Even if
it's just silent around me, it doesn't matter. I need
to plug my ears and I feel better.

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
It's a proven fact that when you hear noises, it
can distract the center of your brain subconsciously. One way
to know this, have you ever done the thing where
you stand on You just stand on one foot and
balance on one point and if someone starts talking to you,
you may lose your balance. Okay, Yeah, Hearing someone talking
can throw you off in ways that you're not even

(01:01:37):
aware of. Wow, So plug your ears, do we need
to do? Or turn the radio down when you're trying
to focus driving. That's why it's going on.

Speaker 18 (01:01:45):
You know something.

Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
He's looking it up. You're trying to prove me, right, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Yeah. So my friend was in Australia on a trip right,
and she says she got a note in a room
and it said Sydney's locals are curious and friendly creatures.
To avoid a visit, we recommend keeping your balcony door
closed when leaving your room. Now, I felt like Gandhi
when I read that, because I was like, I think
I might leave the door open because if a cute,

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fuzzy koala bear is going to be coming in the room,
kangaroo wants to say hi, I think I might be Okay,
a wallaby.

Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
I don't want that. Why not because attack me? They might?

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Really?

Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
Yeah, well, look the wallas and the wallabies and the kangaroos,
I too would welcome. But Australia is a land where
everything is trying to kill you. And the cute fuzzy
thing could be a spider the size of my Torso.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
Fine, I'm not playing with that. Fine, But the rest
of it absolutely all right.

Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
When we were in Mexico, we would leave our doors
a door to the terrace open at night. Yeah, during
the day while we were out totally forgetting about it.

Speaker 12 (01:02:48):
We would come back and all of our snacks from
our backpacks were just all over the place. Whatever animals
are there, they're gonna get in and make a mess
of the place.

Speaker 10 (01:02:55):
Oh, that's a problem in India too, with monkeys. They
do break into places.

Speaker 12 (01:02:59):
Yeaheah, okay, And finally, Nate, what's up?

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
Okay? Pop quiz? Hotshots?

Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
Jesus our president Harry S.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Truman. Does anybody know what the S stands for? I
know you probably know. I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
Oh, you don't, anybody?

Speaker 12 (01:03:12):
Anybody?

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Anybody?

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
Harry S.

Speaker 20 (01:03:14):
Truman, Salvator, Salvator, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (01:03:19):
S.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
It stood for nothing.

Speaker 20 (01:03:22):
We had two relatives that their names began with S.
He didn't have one, so he chose the middle initial
s to honor these two people.

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
Now you known, you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Know, Harry S. Truman. There you go.

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
Thanks for sharing me.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
You're welcome. Duran.

Speaker 9 (01:03:39):
We should go around the room every day. Oh wait,
we do.

Speaker 24 (01:03:44):
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Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
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Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
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Speaker 9 (01:04:16):
So I'm going on this list. They're saying the most
underrated skills that everyone should learn, and I agree. I
think it's time for some education here. First of all,
first aid, you need to know CPR in the Heimlich. Yeah,
I know that. Nate is Nate the only one on

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the show that knows how to do all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
I took the class, but I don't feel like I
remember I know how to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
You know how to do the Heimlich and the CPR too, And.

Speaker 10 (01:04:46):
The thing that throws me off is how hard you
have to do it. That's what I'm always like, Oh,
I'm going to hurt them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
But I guess that's you know better than well.

Speaker 9 (01:04:52):
I practiced on Nate and broke his sternam.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
Okay, worry about snapping off that zyploid process exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:05:00):
But I heard that if you break this sturnam, you've
done it correctly.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
That's correct.

Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
Yeah, okay, so I feel like I do the good job. Okay,
this is one I'm okay with underrated skills. Everyone should
learn how to swim, yeah for sure. Yeah, I mean
that's a life skill, right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Diamond learned a few years ago.

Speaker 9 (01:05:16):
Who Diamond's Yeah, she is she practicing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
I don't know she has practiced. Diamond. Have you been
practicing how to swim?

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
I haven't. Diamond is very buoyant.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
Another life skill you need to learn cooking. I mean
you save money by cooking your own meals. You can
actually eat healthier if you control what's going under your meals.
Cooking is something a lot of people are afraid to
do it because they burn everything. Yeah, you gotta practice.
Ye Oh, here's when I'm failing at basic home and
car maintenance anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Oh my god, I don't know anything about cars.

Speaker 9 (01:05:53):
That's a froggy thing.

Speaker 20 (01:05:54):
Maybe go on YouTube you'll learn how to do whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
You need to do. What could go wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
My god?

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
I don't know mis TV on the wall?

Speaker 16 (01:06:02):
Wrong?

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
I mean, can't you just call a flatbed they come
pick it up? Yeah? You know how expensive that is?

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Oh my god?

Speaker 12 (01:06:11):
Triple a. Also now i'm arp, I'm an aar PM.

Speaker 11 (01:06:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
Anyway, how do unclog a toilet? I know how to
do that? Yeah yeah, yeah, and also I must add
something to do that, and how not to clog a toilet.
The things you should not be putting down a toilet hole.
We should learn that.

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
Okay, how about sewing? Who can sew a button on
a shirt?

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
Here?

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
If I needed to, I could do it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Yeah, I can do it. I just don't know that
it'll be very good.

Speaker 9 (01:06:41):
It'll like dangle off, swing back and forth.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
Usually I just bring it over to my mom's house
and your mom, you fix this.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
For me, please.

Speaker 9 (01:06:48):
Another underrated skill everyone should learn spelling, Okay, definitely. You
know the thing is is with our phones. I mean,
it spells for us. So if ever, god forbid, you're
in a situation where you need to spell, or you
don't want to be in that situation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Yeah, but every now and then autocorrect has you looking
like an idiot. Oh yeah, every now and then.

Speaker 9 (01:07:07):
How to read a nutrition label?

Speaker 10 (01:07:11):
Yeah yeah, okay, didn't we we learned that in health class.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
I feel like no.

Speaker 9 (01:07:19):
Health class was how many years ago? But people need
maybe to brush up on that. How to safely operate
a firearm?

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
Yeah, okay, I don't want to know that.

Speaker 9 (01:07:28):
I can operate one, not safely.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Oh God, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
Want to touch I don't scare the hell out of me.
I don't want to touch it. I don't want to
be near it. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:07:36):
I almost blew a hole in my foot not too
long ago. Yes, uh, and okay, here's an interesting one.
And this is one I really think I should learn
to brush up on whatever underrated skills that you should learn.
How to tell an interesting story?

Speaker 10 (01:07:48):
Yes, oh my god, I feel like so many people
need help just landing the plane.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
You circle, circle, circle, land.

Speaker 10 (01:07:55):
It's it's important to just be able to get it
down to a few sentences.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
You're right.

Speaker 9 (01:08:02):
My dad was like a master storyteller, and they were
always funny, you know, interesting jokey stories. But rather than
doing a riddle, he would tell a story and he
was always good. And every time I tried to tell
the story, and he looked at me like, oh god, well,
what other life skills should we be knowing, Nate?

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
I think knowing how to invest? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Oh god?

Speaker 20 (01:08:23):
Yeah, I mean I feel like if I was to
learn one thing twenty five thirty years ago, it would
have been that, because your whole future really kind of
depends on it one way, shape or form.

Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
Yeah, without doubt. And there's such a big difference between
income and wealth, right, so you know you have to
learn to make your money work for you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Definitely, what did I hear the other day?

Speaker 9 (01:08:43):
Every dollar that you earn at work should turn into
an employee of yours that goes to work to make
more money.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
For you.

Speaker 9 (01:08:50):
That's kind of a weird way of looking at it,
but scary. What life skill do you think we should
all be learning.

Speaker 12 (01:08:56):
I think we should learn how to get our way
by being sturing the art of persuasion, like actually trying
to persuade people into thinking the way you think trickery,
not trickery, not manipulation persion.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:09:11):
No, but let's say you have a goal you want
achieve some Okay, may I help you? May it's nego negotiation,
the negotiation there, the power negotiation.

Speaker 12 (01:09:21):
That right, This goes back to the conversation Bart, the
way I get them to do something I want them
to do and they don't want to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:30):
I have an end goal in mind, I know. But
you know, but you know, speaking to them outside the
window of your white van should not count. Danielle, what
do you think I mean? Look, I mean you have kids,
I mean you have a full life. Obviously you have
had to learn some skills.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
I really think, like managing your money is like so important,
Like Nate was saying, like I wish they would teach
that in class instead of some of the stupid things
that they teach, Like this is what you're really gonna
need to figure that stuff out so that you're not
broke or you know, you don't spend more than you
have and stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (01:10:03):
Right, and stressing the importance of saving money and investing
in your mind. Well, okay, finally, Gandhi, what do you think?

Speaker 10 (01:10:08):
I think conflict resolution is huge. I think so many
people get into little things that they think are really
bad just because it's a conflict.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
But conflict is.

Speaker 10 (01:10:18):
Not always bad. It often leads to solutions. People just
need to understand how to deal with it and navigate
through that. And I think a lot of people will
have a tough time with that one.

Speaker 9 (01:10:26):
I know I do. Amen, No, I don't. All right,
all right's okay, we have a list. We have a
list of like thirteen things we need to brush up on.

Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:10:42):
Now, you were reading this and you came into me
and you said, hey, ell of this. You want to
slow down your aging. I'm like, well, you're a little late.
But all these things, I think we're all running the
stop sign on these things. Absolutely, we're all doing it wrong. Right,
So what are the ten things we need to do
to stop aging so fast?

Speaker 16 (01:11:01):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:11:01):
So these are the ten habits that are making you
look older and there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
It's really not rocket science. I think we know these.

Speaker 10 (01:11:07):
But you're in the sun too much without sunblock. It
doesn't matter what your skin color is or how much
time you spend out there. If you're going out into
the sun, where sunblock, because the brown spots, the wrinkles,
all of that caused by the sun.

Speaker 9 (01:11:18):
Pre canceros and cancerous dots, especially if you're pale like me.

Speaker 10 (01:11:22):
Absolutely scary has been doing a good job of handling
this one. This says you are vitamin D deficient. A
lot of people are. You can take a little supplement
to give yourself a vitamin D, especially if you're living
in dark, cold areas.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
You need that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
I take it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
There you go, me too.

Speaker 9 (01:11:36):
I got D earlier today, giving us your D over.

Speaker 12 (01:11:39):
That's the first thing I get when I leave the house.

Speaker 10 (01:11:43):
I think we are all kind of out at this one.
You are sleep deprived. I am definitely sleep deprived. I
always wonder what it's like to even get six seven
hours of sleep a night.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
That must be amazing.

Speaker 9 (01:11:52):
Here's my thing. I'm doing everything they say to get
to sleep earlier, like stop watching TV, stop looking at
your phone, you know, get in the bed and just relax,
calm down, read, soothe yourself. And I'm not sleeping like
I used to, and so I take the melotone and
stuff like that, and I wake up old, groggy and
e ft up. I can't fix that, the sleep thinking you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:12:12):
Maybe maybe now that you're working out so much more,
your body will start to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Go to sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 9 (01:12:16):
It's a worn out.

Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
You are not moisturizing, duh. Obviously use moisturizer. Men, women,
everybody moisturizer face every day. You're not active enough. Not
being active actually really messes up all types of things,
like your circulation. You want to keep your blood pumping.
Get out, workout, it's important. Raise your heart beat.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
It's great.

Speaker 9 (01:12:33):
Amen, you're too stressed.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
This raises your cortisol levels, and your cortisol levels affect
all kinds of things. They can make you wrinkly, make
you not sleep, all of the above. Try and relax
if you can, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Meditate for a few minutes every day.

Speaker 10 (01:12:47):
Your diet really is not much of a diet. It's
actually really unhealthy processed foods.

Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
Oh boy, guilty all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Yeah, I think we all just ate a bunch of
cookies and you know some other stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:12:56):
Those aren't processed. No, they are fresh.

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
Those are fresh process.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
I don't know about the one scary ht goodnes.

Speaker 9 (01:13:02):
The process is like unnatural.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Meats, the deli meats.

Speaker 10 (01:13:05):
Sugars like, we're fine sugars. You don't want any of
that stuff, but we do it. You drink too much.

Speaker 9 (01:13:11):
Alcohol, Oh god, okay, you got me.

Speaker 10 (01:13:13):
We'll just roll right past that one. You smoke too much,
that's a good one too. And yes that includes weed
or cigarettes. If you're smoking too much, it's just not
good for you. Yeah, And it raises your blood pressure,
does all kinds of stuff. And finally, you are not
drinking enough water, so you're dehydrated.

Speaker 9 (01:13:28):
So how many out of ten are you guilty of
all of them? I think I'm guilty for maybe six
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
I think all let's see all ten for me?

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
No, I don't know. I have to go through them again.
But there's a bunch.

Speaker 10 (01:13:40):
I think actually maybe nine because I'm not in the
sun too much. I actually avoid the sun. I would
sit under an umbrella and lube up with the sun.
Tannloation so or fun screen I should say.

Speaker 12 (01:13:50):
Something that I want to add to the list that
you should be doing is laughing. They say we don't
laugh enough, and they say if you laugh a lot,
that keeps you younger, no crows feet.

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
I laughed a Lotne's not bad.

Speaker 9 (01:14:05):
So after reading this list, what do you think, Nate
I should have died yesterday? That's weird.

Speaker 8 (01:14:13):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:14:17):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.