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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guess what we gave the in terms of podcast Wait.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We did what Whose idea was this?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
The Duran Clan? Hey, s Ben, let's just leave all
Hey s Ben.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm Leilani, I'm Kayla, and I'm Chloe, and we're the
Duran Clan.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
So we just found out that Celia's new apartment is
right near Leilani's old place of work.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yes, Crossroads Trading Company in the East Village.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, I actually did love working there. I was never
as well dressed as the year I worked at Crossroads
because like when things would come in, I could, like
before they went on the floor, I could take them
and I would get like a really good discount of
forget what it was, but I bought so many clothes
and I looked really good.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Crossroads.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
I've never been to that location, but usually if I'm
like drifting a round or quote unquote thrifting around, I
usually have the best luck out of Crossroads.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I like the Chelsea one the best.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I feel like also your style fits like the Crossroad brand,
like you were the target.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, the target audience for cross Roads. I do fear.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I do fear, and I also think it's like right
in the middle between like Buffalo Exchange pricing, which is
like a little bit lower, which is great.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
But the clothes are a little weirder.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
You, Yes, you have to look more obviously, which is fine,
whereas like something like Second Street, like I'm not buying
anything in the.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Second Well what gagged me is Second Street opened a
location in la like during the pandemic or right before
the pandemic, like somewhere in the valley where me and
my friend would go thrifting.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It was so cheap, like it really.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yes, like they had a designer section, but the things
that weren't designer were like this is seven fifty, this
is five point fifty. Like it was like tops and
shirts were like so cheap. And then I came to
New York and I was like, why is it actually
like only hype beasts in here?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, the Second Streets here are all.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Like twelve year olds who are obsessed with Supreme.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah yeah, and it's like.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
It's all just like so expensive, which I got, like
that's like the vibe. Yeah, like if you were to
get that same piece on like Deep hoplic it would
be prices ye, Like it it's still like a resale price,
but it's just not yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Not my gig gig.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So I'm not so into designer that it's like important
to me to have designer on. Like I'd rather I'd
rather the clothes look good than it'd be like a
name brand.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah. Like now at this.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Age, once we get our own like real like big
girl jobs, like yeah, I think that could be more
like realistic for me, like to suspect not even but
like if I really wanted it, then I'd be like, yeah,
I can afford this, but like right now it would
be actually like.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, I would put myself in debt for like one
night of a nice outfit.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I like if your black T shirt says lens, I
don't like it more.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like that's not.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, I think the thing it's like it less.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Sometimes I hate when people have so like sometimes I
hate when people have so much money and can't dress.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
I'm thinking about this with my mom the other day,
and I was just like honestly mad about it because
like I see a lot of people who I know
who have a lot of money, and.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm just like, but why are you dressing like that?
Which is just bad? Yeah, it's the money.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
I'll pick out your clothes or I'll pick out them
for myself.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
But you know, yeah, yeah, like you you know.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It when you see it, it's like, Okay, I'm pictured,
Like I close my eyes and I'm picturing. It's like
an ill fitting pair of pants, but they are definitely designer.
The shirt has a designer logo. The jacket doesn't fit,
but it is a designer thing. It's like brands for
the sake of brands.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Brands for the sake of brands, and just like following
trends to hard.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Something anything from like urban outfitters, like Whole outfit Urban outfitters,
or what's the other one that's popular.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
And just if you if you're wearing something that like
everyone is wearing, like I don't really think it's cool anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Great, yeah, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It's also because the trends move so quick and also
get so bizarre that it's like something like no hate
like the barrel jeans. I never I couldn't hop on
the train. I'm like, I like a baggy pair of pant,
but I don't like that my ankles are still out
like with the barrel pant. And then it was like
in one day and out the next. And it was
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just like I was like, I'm not going to spend
fifty dollars, right, even though I thought about it.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
No, I've never owned a pair either, But like, I
don't know, maybe you could work on Like I feel
like you could pull off a good Yes.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I was just feel like every pair of pants that
I own and wear for the most part are like baggy.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, which is kind of annoying.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
What really like, it's just annoying that like like I
just I'm gonna need about I'm gonna I get like
twelve times.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's like, yeah, the look of a baggy pant.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's the one thing I liked about the Barrel jeans
is that the waist was fitted, but the legs were loose.
I just don't want the I don't want it to
come back into my ankles.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I don't like my ankles so much. You like the
straight Lives, Yeah, like the skater.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Look, honest, I don't know the last time I wore
skinny jeans, Like, I've honestly only worn baggy jeans, like yeah,
maybe two years.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Now, Yeah right, No, it's not TikTok recently, and like
this generation is crazy. Yeah, I was a TikTok and
it was like, get right with me while I give
you some advice for incoming eighth graders. I watched it
great advice. I was like, be yourself, don't start drama.
(05:50):
I was like appear instance, but like.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know what I did. I did, like I'm scared.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
But she's like going in with her makeup and she's like, Honestly,
if people are going to talk about you, they're always
going to talk to I have to find her a queen.
She's like she's like, honestly, just like make your own friends,
and like, don't worry about what other people think.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
How old does she got enough sleep?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I am not giving my child a phone until they're seventeen.
It was terrifying. I saw, yeah, yeah. I was at
Verizon this weekend and I saw a little boy like
little boys in like probably eleven, getting his first phone,
and like he was like brain rot spewing, like saying
all these words.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't know what they meant, skibbity toilet ye, like.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Skimbity toilet riz ohio, Like I don't know what the
hell that means, And like I actually had to walk
out of the store. I could not bear the parents
just sitting there and acting like nothing was happening, like
your son is a menace, whip him into shape, like
I'm so sick. I was spanked like I don't know
at all. I was spanked with a belt like I'm
(07:00):
to behave. Let me.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, I learned how to behave through gentle parenting that
doesn't exist from la.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Super old school.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Yes, I don't think I ever got the bill, but
like he's super old school. Like I was like chores, chords, shorts, chores,
and if we ever raised our voice that like our
parents like, it was just hell, like you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I wasn't ever like disrespectful, but my reaction to stuff
was so bad, like in kindergarten. I got Oh my god,
I got home from kindergarten. I remember this like it
was yesterday, Like I know where. I was standing in
my house and I asked what was for dinner and
my mom said tacos And I was so fucking mad.
I threw scissors at the wall and it made a
hole and I got scary so much. I didn't see
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the light of day for like days.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Thoughts that is scary.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh, I think I think they were terrified. They were
like scared.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
We have scissors at the wall? Was crazy kindergarten?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Is it like at them or just like they know no, God, no,
there's no okay in front of me.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I was just I like slammed my room. I was
so angry, like a slammed my door.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And I found like over the over taco and you
would think it would be like porkas like.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Someone's making.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Me and my friends were talking about this recently that
like now after like being like growing up a little
bit and being like, can you imagine, like you work
all fucking day, you got home and you have children
and they don't like what you're making for dinner.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I would throw scissors at the well my mom didn't
the children. I would do God, my mom didn't work
so like whatever, Like she didn't have anything to do
all day. She went to Pilate's and drove around with
her friends.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, I wish I could do that sometimes.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Oh yeah, my mom like never cooked any dinner. But
not because she's like a bad mom. She just like
was working her ass and she was like a single
mom for a little bit, so like she was just
like I can't even imagine three kids.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Single mom, Like that's a lot. Yeah, girl boss, that
is a beast.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's amazing. Once my mom became a single mom, she'd
stop cooking like forever. So I have not had tacos
in a long time.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Don't get you tacore scissors.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I haven't had do not like tacos.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I love tacos.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't know. I think I just wasn't in the
mood for it. Like you know when you would get
home and you'd see like the crock pot and you're like,
fuck this. Like I would be like, finally like it,
it's like roast for dinner. Literally, fuck you? Why would
I want that?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Like I'm going to my room.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yes, a tree, a tree, Leilani.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I need to learn to be like more grateful like you,
because like I'm just not.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
There really Yeah, oh my god, in my head like
the things I was like.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That, you know, like it was any food was made
that was lit.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, you're so valid. Yeah I'm not like that. I
actually was thinking on the subway this morning. I was like,
the longer I live here, the more I realize how
I'm truly not meant to live an uncomfortable life, Like
I'm not made for it. I'm made for comfort, like
and space, space and amenities.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Ill, how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh well I just well yes. But like also, just
like living here, you have to go through a lot
of discomfort. I think you'll know that, like even like
mentally though too absolutely, and like what's it called schlepping?
Like yeah, like it's it is, Like it sounds so
like funny and stupid, but I think on a real level,
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like it is draining, like mentally, physically, spiritually. It's really
greening to live here and especially moving obviously, but like.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Moving in New York is a special kind of evil though,
and like yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The money part is no joke, Yeah, no joke.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah. And then like all the little ship that you
have to buy, they don't think about.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah. And also like when you're moving out, like my
stuff doesn't exist, like throw away all that shit away,
Like and then once I get to my new pier,
like I am mine all again? Where to go? Where's
my hair brush?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
We literally threw out everything because in the moment you're like,
this needs to be quick and easy, convenient. I don't
want to take mos got to our apartment, we did
not have one thing from the kitchen done, like we
didn't have anything, Like we were not ready at all.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
So we were just like, okay, what happened with a
piece of cake? Or did you not do a piece
of cake?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
No, we did that?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh how much did it cost in the end?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Each? Or total total? Okay? Do you want me to
include tip?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, already three hundred my friends did their move. Sorry
sorry that's with a fifteen percent discount. Yeah but wait
but why thank you? Can somebody answer?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Because it's the last minute?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Six blocks blocks? I went with three Uber excels.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
That's just me. Though we had I mean the furniture.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yas everything, so each TVs it was like, yes, I
would have been like I'm getting like one friend with
a truck.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And the mover. Okay, I had to go run back
to our old apartment and like finish locking up or whatever.
But my roommates ride our new apartment finishing up the
move and the mover like they call me freaking like
we don't know what to do. He's telling us we
have to sell him right now.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Extra tip, where did you find it's the most?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah? Right, it is, damn city. It is an extra.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
So we each had to sell him two hundred dollars
each eat why because he was like, y'all.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Didn't tell me I was gonna have to put this
stuff on the street. We did. I actually went through
my email and I had listed that we are throwing
out the couch and we're throwing out like this table
and some stools.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Tell me where the discrepancy is. Gag.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
So I found my movers through you haul and they
were lovely, really yeah, but they didn't we because we
got the U Haul and we just needed like okay,
So me and my girlfriend we did our move in
two trips. The first trip was like all of our crap,
no furniture, and then this, and then we went to
a key and bought a bed. And then the second
trip was we inherited furniture from two different houses and
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that we paid for two movers and it was through
U haul and so they didn't have to drive or
anything that they didn't to drive the car pack it in.
They just had to like put it in the car,
then meet us at the next place and take it
back up.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
But it was only like three hundred bucks. Wait, so
with tip?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Did you not have a bed before?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I was in a dorm and my girlfriend left her
bed behind for the subletter, and we wanted to get
a bigger bed as they were both twelve.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Sorry. I also got scammed by our new tenants. Yeah,
because you know how here you have to have window
like window AC units, like you there's not really like
central ace.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So in my old apartment, we were on the ground floor,
so I couldn't have a window unit that like stuck
out of the window, so it had to be like
flat from the outside.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
So I had one with this big fuggly ass tube.
Oh I have that one.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yes, I had.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
So I didn't want to pay to get it removed
or like I have to put it on the street
or whatever. So I was like, all right, I got
I bought this from our last tenant. Let me do
that again and be kind. I also have custom blackout
curtains for that room, and I was like, I'm also
willing to sell that to you for ten dollars damn.
And I said, I'll sell you my AC for seventy
that's a steal.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
So we reach out to them and they're like, yes, Slay, like,
we'll buy yours and your roommates perfect. Both we both
had the same exact air conditioning and blinds, and he
go sit us and we get charged if we leave
it there and the tenants yeah, or like we didn't,
we didn't, this is not ours. Yeah, So we reach
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out to them multiple times. We're like, listen, if you
don't zell us like, we have to go get this.
So you need to tell us right now, like are
you going to take it or not? Ghost? So then yesterday, yesterday,
it's been three days in my new apartment. I don't
have access to my old one anymore. He text. He's like, actually,
we're not going to take them anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
They're still there. So they got everything for free. Yeah,
then keep it suck, like, so you're not going.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
To pay us a cent.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
A friend of mine had that with her bad bad karma.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, I know where you live. I'm literally going to
cut out magazine letters and like make them an evil letter.
Give me my ac bag, yeah, from all of them.
I don't even want my ac back. I want my money.
I rope now after that tip the move.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And also we because we stayed till four pm instead
of ten am on the first, we got charged seven
hundred dollars. My god, and my dad's been in the
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ICU and somebody stole his wallet. A nurse just stole
his wallet. Like are you okay? Oh my god, I'm
not okay. And I can't go home because I'm moving.
I wanted to go home so bad. What's your dad
in the ICU for? To get emergency surgery a month ago?
And he's been in there for a month. Oh my god.
Birthday was on Saturday. Oh my gosh, seventy Like he's older, single, Like,
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it's gonna pray for you. Thank you. Yeah, I literally
need it now that you move, can you go back?
I mean like I'm still not done and I have
recordings next Monday, yeah this week, like and my sister's
birthday is next Monday. Like, sorry, guys, I'm having a
lot of crush out.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh my god, this morning? Does this feel goodday?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I mean I've been doing this every day.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Don't mean to cut this out.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
No, I don't care. It's like relatable.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I feel like, yes, very much, Like it.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Goes through the motions. It happens all at once. I
always say, like the timing is just so bad, and
my mom would always be like it's never good. Yeah,
it's really true, Like once you accept like timing will
never be good. Like, of course all this shit's happening
at once, that's just how it happened.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, but the nurse that's still that trust.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Trust, just trust. I will be getting a burken with
my sue money, top dog love. I'm about to Chris,
our security guard, here is a p I as well.
Oh what I The police have failed me, like I
have been on conference calls with the head of like
n OPD, New Orleans Police Department. Yeah, I will, they
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will rue the day. So I'm going to talk to
Chris and say, listen, what legal pressure do I need
to put on the hospital to look through the address
and match the address to the human being so I
can press charges right now?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Wait that because you can track the wall address.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yes, my dad had a tile so I hacked his
tile account and I took it over and I got
a notification at two am, like less than a week ago,
and it gave me an address and I know where
it is.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's like a really.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Sketchy neighborhood in New Orleans. So we hired someone to
go and you can't like there's no gun laws in Louisiana,
So like you really cannot just like knock on a
door and be like listen, you have this like they
could literally pull out a gun and it wouldn't be illegal.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So I was like, listen, can you just go see
if this is like a home or is it like
an apartment because if it's an apartment building, we have
to give it up, like there's no chance you yet
to find it. But it was a home. So she
calls the police. They said, we'll call you back, okay.
So she waits there for an hour and no callback.
So she calls them and she's like, listen, I'm literally here.
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I just need somebody to come here and come with
me to knock on the door like that's it. Yeah,
And they said you have to wait for us to
call you back. So she goes back. The next day,
she's waiting there and she calls again, like you need
to wait for us to call you back, and we're
like it's been two days. They're gonna move the wallet,
like they're charging my dad up the wall. He can't
even like realize it because he's out of it, like
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see you, and his assistant is like calling us trying
to be like Rick's card is being used like abhorrently,
Like what what do we do?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So we try to cancel his cards and they're like
we need the last five digits of every car. And
my dad's like on medicine and stuff, and he's like
I don't know, like and then he's getting freaked out
because he doesn't remember, and it's like.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Oh, not fair, it's not fair. What about checking the cameras?
Can they do they? And they couldn't.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Finally, no, But I also had a conference with like
the head of LCMC, which is like the hospital group
in New Orleans, and I have never spoken to anyone
that way in my whole entire life. She was out
of town the whole time, so she just didn't contact us.
Do you not have an assistant or like an out
of office email? Like I'm I'm really confused. Yeah, So
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we're trying to get them to look up the address
and like we put the request in, put it in faster.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Wow, Yeah, it's really sketchy.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah. So like, oh my god, I understand y'all are
understaffed and underpaid, and I can really respect that, but
there's no excuse for not caring for your patients, because
they also were like really neglectful to my dad, Like
he was screaming for help for like forty minutes and
nobody came, like pressed the call. That nobody came, Oh
my god, he had to call us, and then we
called them.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
So it's like, you, there's absolutely no excuse to not
do the one job that you have, which genuinely just
look after your patient.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, like what, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Wow, my therapist has been very entertained, that's for sure.
Yeah wow, live in therapists.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
That's what I've realized.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Like right now, let's cut you on.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, any of y'all want to be it.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Hey, my therapist might be looking for living work.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
That's a therapist. They also will take care of me.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Oh ship, I opened an email paradise to make tacos.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I'm so sorry. I just took that up. With all
of my detrimental events that have been happening to me,
it's like so sick. There's somebody placed a curse on
me in January and ever since then, it's been hell,
oh my gosh, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, we're gonna find whoever did this to you, and
we're gonna which things Duran is gonna scissors. You'll better
be scared. Oh oh, got it, y'all not ye y'all
not be scared.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
My thoughts in praier seals.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, geez, I appreciate it. I'm like, I don't know
how to like, Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Whoa. And I hate my new apartments that's fine? Yeah
yeah yeah, And I signed a two year lease so
that's fine. Yeah damn yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Can only up to bring it?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm probably going.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
To like, you can only go up. Yeah, there's only
up to go. Yeah, there's only up to go, right.
I think you're taking it backwards. It's like you there's
a way.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
To go is up?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Yeah? You yeah, you can.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Were like, I don't know why we're like getting into
like the pinetic.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I understand.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
To go TikTok of that guy at the Beyonce concert
and he was like.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Look above because she came down from the.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Look above. Who said that, look.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
It's here the.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Okay, So I want to know everyone's favorite moment from
this summer.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Poppy adoption day, best time of the year.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Are we talking in office or out in the world.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
It could be either okay, oh, okay, now any of rethink.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I don't think the mines happened yet. I feel like
it's Oh, you have.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
A two weeks of a lifetime coming out, going to.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Be my big summer event.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, but really fun. Wait are you going with your
family or friends?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
My friends?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh my god, it's so fun.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Hey, stay tuned for Duran Clan season three to hear
how it one.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Oh, I'm going to be posting a lot, so if
you want to mute me, that'll.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Make me so happy seeing your face.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Ah sweet.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
The cutests. Hey wait, so what did everyone love about
the summer?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, I'm really trying to think.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Oh I have something and I lost it. Oh, go ahead, no,
I lost it.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Well, actually, a huge moment for me was when I
got this internship. That was huge, like the day opened
the emails everything.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
And then also I.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Went on a family beach vacation which was nice and wholesome,
and my nana was there, my aunts and uncles and
Long Beach Island. We did that for a week, which
is like our family tradition once a week during the summer,
and it's just like they're the best. My family is
just crazy, but like in the best way.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It's that Italian.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Italian family is crazy. Do you have one?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I guess so.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I actually, before this internship was living in North Carolina.
Oh so, I actually recently just moved back.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Charlotte. Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
There it's really and I can miss it so much. Yes,
I love it there. It's really nice. I think it's
really good for someone in their late twenties, mid twenties,
especially when you're trying to develop your career. Just the
city was beautiful. I was living with my boyfriend. But
now that I'm back home, I actually haven't been home
in about seven years after college. So now being around
(25:22):
my family again and seeing my siblings because I'm one
out of seven summer in one house, summer in another house,
but they're all in New Jersey. I wasn't home for birthdays.
I wasn't home for like anything, so maybe Christmas.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
So just being able to spend the summer like with
them this year, I think made them really happy, made
me feel like fill a void a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
So I think that's probably like the best part of
summer so far.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I had a fun time when I went home. I
went home for two weeks right before our two week break,
of course, notoriously and my parents got a new dog
and it was nice to be in La. What kind
you want to look at him? He's the funniest looking
dog ever. Yes, he's like maybe a yearish old. Now
(26:16):
his name is Cony.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yes, he's a pit bull mix. Yeah, he's like sad
but he's so teeny. Hold on, I'm trying to see if,
like I have a photo of.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Him for ancestes that dog I need to know when.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
He's already far too expensive. He Okay, So here's the
story of how we got him. My cousin for Christmas
from his girlfriend got this dog. And my grandmother, I
like my step grandmother, like like my grandfather remarried and
she has dementia right now, well has dementia going forward,
(26:48):
I suppose, and she through going through the motions, realized
that she doesn't like dogs. So they were like, we
can't keep the dog in the house. So my cousin
reached out to my parents and we're like, hey, because
like my my childhood dog passed and so my cousin
was like, hey, like I know you guys like have
the ability to care for a dog. And you don't
have one right now? Do you want to care for
a cony? And my parents are like, okay, fine, they
(27:09):
get the dog and they're like, yeah, so the dog
jumped over a fence and dislocated his hip and toward
his acl and he still has his balls, so you're
going to need to pay for all that bye. And
so my parents were fucking pissed. They're like, this dog
is cute. This is like a three thousand dollar issue
now four or five maybe, So they found like some grants,
(27:30):
Like they were able to like work with my cousin
to get grants to get the dog fixed. But I
think at the end of it, they're like, we're not
paying anymore for.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
This little bit. What a little asshole? Is he so cute?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I have a photo of him holding the lesbian flag.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh my god, is that cute? Cud?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
He just kept picking it up And I was like, okay, queen,
I want a grat's really bad.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I want to pipple in a rottweiler.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
So well, that's what they told us. He was a
miniature rottweiler, which is like, yeah, right, it's like alluring, yes,
but it's like he's a chihuah Wah for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
And a pitbull. And he's he's so.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Buff because his back leg because he couldn't use his
back right leg, he like dragged himself around for the
past like two year or a year of his life.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
So he's like ripped in the front and then his
like back leg is like all sticks.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Wait, is he better?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Now he can walk? But he's still like limps on it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Do they say that he'll get better.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Then yes, like there there needs to be more surgery done.
But my parents are like, let's.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Take a breather. Yeah, we need to break for a second.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
That was.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
But he'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
He's quite the little He's also so like he's so
cuddly and then someone will walk by the house and
be like ha, so they put him in the cage
and then he'll like shake the cage with his buff
best dog arms.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
It's so he's such a weird dog.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
You know, my old job used to be dog walker.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Oh I've been wanting to do that.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Here you can get that, you can do the app sit,
but well that's what I did, and then I just
have the same the same client.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Dog every single day.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
And they were like, we just need to one to
walk them every day, and I was like, all right, perfect,
So now I think I'm like blocked on the appicitt.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
And use it for so long.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Oh, you need to reapply that.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
We took it off the approver. Yeah okay, but it
was the cutest French bulldog in the world. I'd have
to carry him sometimes because he'd stop walking.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
They're really stubborn French bulldog.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yes, let me find a pick, but.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I want a dog so bad. Get a dog.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
He would literally just stop walking a dog and I'd be like, okay.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Cools, yeah right, but well, did you know that the
one of the only rescues in the whole New York
City area is at capacity?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, and they hadn't allow any they had even if
I wanted.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
To, like foster or something, I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
They had a piece on NPR. It's that bad.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Wait, like they're asking people to stop surrendering and they're
calling to people to foster and adopt right now because
they actually have no space.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Rescue is just like really, I know, Oh.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
My gosh, that's a bie dog.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, it is a very boogie Dog's okay. And then
he moved to Florida.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Oh, I loved. Yeah, I was like, I know y'all
are rich, and like, I know that's a rich job.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Oh, my goodness, is little worth that? Oh you guys
got clothes.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
He's just a little seal.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yes, his name is Doublin.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
That's really Dublin.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
What would y'all name me your firstborn child?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Or boy?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
It could work either way?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Yeah, but thank for a boy and then for girl
Cameron with a K.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Like I sure about that one?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
K M E R owen or ok A m r
y n.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yeah, that's what I was envisioning. I'm not sure about
that one yet.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
I've never thought about that.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'll be like like your favorite name.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I thought more about my last name, like my what
I want, like my last child?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Final? Why the last one?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
I don't know because I feel like this one is
like in my mind, like this is like my youngest child.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Okay, So how many do you see yourself having?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Two?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Or four?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
You want to be two or four? No?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Three, because then even I would.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Probably be two, but like four would be fun. I
think they'd be like silly, a lot of them. Yes,
but I want my youngest child's name to be Theodore,
and I'm gonna call him Teddy and dress him up
in Teddy Bear outfits.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Really cute.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's so cute, I know.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
And doesn't that doesn't scream like firstborn? That screams last born. Yeah,
that's your youngest child.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And yeah, like you try the least, you're no more so.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Like he'd be my favorite.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Because you've already picked.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
To show him this in however many years, and he's
gonna be.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Like, wow, Dad, your other kids gonna be like you.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
So anyways, I when our kids run away with AI
or whatever, Oh my god, do you think we'll ever
start dating AI?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Not me already have.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
We're gonna be like Elvis durand being like, ah, those
gen Alpha kids. Can you believe they put AI in
their brain?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I don't believe it. Me. I still got my iPhone ten.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Just ordered an iPod and yes, what about it?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
They did go after gen Z years on the show
today and I he represented us. Yeah, I was like,
I was like gen Z. I was also like Abby,
you're too kind. I would have gone on there and
been like, well, Elvis, I.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Would have thought, Yeah, I would have been like Elvis,
you're saying this and that about new technology.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Okay, work from home?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah you think you're on there?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Was he home today?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Did the sun come up?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Oh lord?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I was like, they need to get one of the
one of the mean interns or like it's like one
of the mean gen zs in the house.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Who would be the mean the best contender for that? You?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I think I would have.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I think I wouldn't mean. I don't think you're mean
at all.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
I don't think your mean at all either.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You make good we don't mean.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Really Okay, cool, I'll take it. Never mind you think
you're mean.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
We'll have a really good topic. But we're running out
of time.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
We're actually we've been running for like an hour.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
So I was going to say, first impressions.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Rapid fire, Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Who wants to start you?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
But yeah you go.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I feel like I've done you before because we did.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
We did this, Yeah we did?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Did?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
We are trying to remember now? What was even our
first day?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
It was like eight a m. We all showed up
and we were on the show immediately.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I know what I'm saying for Chloe and Kayla.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
First day back from ocasion.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It was a Monday.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Oh my gosh, I really don't remember.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Now I'm really trying to.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
This is my idea, and now I can maybe maybe
we wait, I can go, I can go.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
So I remember it was the first day back from
break and for like the two months since, it was
just me and Ben for a while. Andrew was like,
we'll probably get new interns next week. We'll probably get
new interns next week.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
So I show up, and I show up sun.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Burnt, no brad because it hurt to put on a bra,
like crabby, undercafeated, like in the worst mood ever. And
I walk in and you guys are both so like
in good outfits, like always like this, like talking to Andrew,
and I'm like showing up, like.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Oh whoa, hey guys, whoa good morning.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I remember just like I remember you both had good
outfits on and I was like, probably in flip flops,
and I remember being like ship was I like that
when I first started here, And now I'm like for johnas.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, I was being very put together, yes, very much.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
So thank you guys.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
That wouldn't have been my first impression for you. You
didn't look sloppy.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I sho would have been like shorts that definitely still
had like like sand on it for the beach, like
I had no idea.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
My first impression of you was just like smiley and
cute and nice. Literally how you are.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Now I feel, hey, I'll take it like I feel
like with you, like what you see is what you get.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Then you were so cute too, like outfits were so cute.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yes, but I was also.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Scared of you at all. Really, I don't know. You
were kind of like mysterious. Have you forgotten that, Okay, yeah,
yes I have.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I don't know, I can't remember. Well, yeah, I love though.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
I feel like you definitely had like a hidden side
about you. But you were extremely nice when I first
met you, So I didn't really have like a big
big like, oh my gosh, I think there's one person
I don't like here, like m you know, I think
everybody was very very nice.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Well I wish.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
I think you were extremely outspoken, Like that's one thing
I noticed about you, not in.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
A bad way.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Not in a bad way, I did in a really
good way now, because I remember I was you were
like where are you going to school? I was like,
you're like period, You're just like you were just like
really like nice and just like exciting to be around.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know, I don't think I've ever gotten that I'm nice.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I think you're nice.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I think you're quite nice.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, I remember that one time you offered me to
oh wait, this is kind of tea. I remember when
we had all the quadrutinis and they were all on
your desk and then you were like, yeah, just like
take a bag. So I took a bag and then
they sat out for another week. So I took another bag,
and then in the around the room, Danielle was.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Like, who ate all the quatratinis? Who would take all
the quatantinis? Because like who zero quatainis? And then like
her thank you.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
I listened to another this show and Josh ate all
of them?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Kill yes, because she went she was like it was
Andrew and Josh and I was like, I was sat
in my office like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I hadn't fired called out. And let me tell you,
I did the most damage in.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
The bag because you were like we had done.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
We were going back and forth on the hazelnut one
and then you were like, you can just take the bag.
I've eaten too many and then like a week they
set up for a week, so I took another bag. Yeah,
and then she was complaining two weeks after, like, girl, Danielle,
you don't want the quanttinis now.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
They tasted, Like what, don't hurt me.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I've been sitting on that one for so long.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I didn't know you no, Like when that around the
room happened, I was like definitely on my phone and
I went, yeah, it was so bad.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I don't remember that. I don't think I was listening. Yeah,
I would have been dying too. I was like, I
was like, oh, this is it. I'm gonna get called
up by Danielle like like because they were.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Like they were like before they said who was they
were like, well, we have camera footage of it.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
And I was like, oh my god, oh my god,
because they were actually, oh my desk, so there's no
camera footage, thank you.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
I was like, I was like, oh my god, it's over.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Like they're gonna pull up the security footage of me
the yeah, how did we get to that?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Because first person were talking to me about what you
thought about me.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
My first impression is I didn't realize you were our
age because you seemed so mature, like you seemed like
you'd been here forever.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I look old.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
No, it was like like you would walk in with
like you had the goney sweatshirts or the sweaters like
during the winter, and I was like, yeah, none of
us can afford designer.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
This person must be.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Like well paid, no period. Well, gag, it's not the
answer that I wish it was. I leave a blessed life.
That's all I could say.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Wow, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well guy, then yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'm not kidding, not in a bad way.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Though.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
I wouldn't have guessed you were it's how you hold yourself.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed you were our age because
you seem like you lived more life than me I did.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, I look twenty five.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
No, I don't know what twenty five looks like.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I don't think there's a look at twenty five. The
twenties is.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Too much of a blur.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Everyone looks different, like one year older than you, and
she looks like all of us, which she looks twenty
is like blend. I know, I think like twenty to
twenty seven, like you, they all look the same, which
is great. Yeah, it's like amazing but I just I
get scared because I'm like, if I'm forty five, am
I gonna look fifty?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I know, because right now I'm twenty three. If I
look twenty five.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Or so, just fear sunscreen, I do.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
I think it's I think it's less about how like
your skin looks.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
It was more like your vibe.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah, like now that I.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Don't know, not skin at all for you.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
I'm just saying no, no, in general, where soundscreen it
got okay getting off of my terrible sunburn kick, Yeah,
I was. I was actually lobster red for so long.
I had like it was like the day before we
came back. It was like the Sunday before the Monday
we started again. I was like, this whole section was
red and my entire back was read that it like
hurt to wear T shirts.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
It was bad.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
You listened to ride right clip that dear media. Yes,
because I went to the overcompensating early screening did yeah, yes,
And I was chatting with Terry.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Oh my god, that's so fun. So they recorded in
the same studio as Joe Atto, of course, so I
would run into them all the time all the time.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Of course, I really wanted to go to Marybeth and
Holmes's comedy Shell be sold out.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I know that was so sad.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Well mary Beth is supposed to come as well, what
October than she's so fierce she might do La instead. Okay, sorry, guys,
we need to wrap up.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
Okay, so for the last time, well not my last time,
for the last time this season.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Oh my god, guys, I might never ever see this
building ever again.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
It's like, not true. I feel like you're going to
come in.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Someone's got to hire me.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
You just come in and say hey, or I'll be
the next guest on Law School Teresa is when I'm famous,
because I'll pop by when that happens.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Okay, Well, if you happen to be on Instagram and
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Speaker 4 (41:24):
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Speaker 4 (41:37):
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Speaker 6 (41:41):
And if you're already there, you could type in Kilkhato.
It's really similar to those names that you just heard.
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Yeah, if you do all of that you might as
well put in m connor and.
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Speaker 1 (42:11):
Now yes, yes, and with that
Speaker 4 (42:16):
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