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September 15, 2025 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Terran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
We had so much fun when Gandhi brought us hip
hop spoken word last week.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
We thought we would spew it out again.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You had kids, Yes, Alyssa, Alyssa Online fifteen, was playing
along in the car last week and she was convinced. Hey,
good morning, Lista. So you heard us do hip hop
spoken word last week. How would you have fared had
you been the contestant?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Would you have done? Well?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yes? I got them, all right, I remember California Love.
I don't remember what else was playing at at the moment, but.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
All right, well okay, well here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
And on top of that, our friend Alyssa is a teacher.
She's carpooling with other teachers, and so all together, all
of you can figure out.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
What songs these are, right, I'm feeling good about this,
all right? But hi everyone high carpool hip hop people? Hello?
Oh we're bad? Is the brain trust right here? Back
to cool? Thank you, by the way, Thank you for
being teachers.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
We love you all right, excuse me, this is all
you Alyssa, with the help of your friends.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Welcome to spoken word hip hop.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Do you know why fuck them, love them, leave them
because I don't need them. Take him out the hood,
keep them looking good, but I don't feed them.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, you need take him on the.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Dot them.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Jay Z's got nothing on me. All right, All okay,
we're warming up. Okay, here we go. Trinit music does go.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Now that's realer than real deal holy Field. And now
all you hookahs and holes know how I feel. Well,
if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk,
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Nothing but babe, wow, all right, looking real deal failed
and then you hooked up in house No ham won failed,
will look good enough to give. But I'm gonna take
a small piece of thumb and punky spill.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know Gandi, she's really good. We but we
gotta crank this up.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, okay, yeah, let me reach deep into my spoken
word hip hop collection.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Here, okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your
hand me downs and party at the party, playing with
his nose. Now, and Baka got a weird case?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Why is he around? Certified lover boys, certified pedophiles.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Wop oh my gosh, els, you're great. That's Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Not like that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh, get your hemmy down and pardon the party. Playing
with his nose now, and Bama got a weird case?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Why is he around?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
So the five lover boys sort of five petaphouls swapping
it all right, all right, you get it. Scary scary
he's getting all right, you know what. We're on a roll.
Let's keep on going here. Okay, this is a huge hit.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's been three weeks since you were looking for your friend,
the one you let hit it and never called you again.
Remember when he told you he was about the Benjamins,
you act like you wait, hear him, then give him
a little trim.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's a classic do that thing do up by Laura
Hill right whoa.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Three pieces were looking at your friends in the cars
begin But when he told you he was about the
Benjamin's get.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Well, look at that. You know what.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You've heard the song a million times, but when we
give you our version, it really hits home. You know
what you're talking about. You want to keep going?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well the best this is my favorite.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm getting nervous now, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Okay, this is the clincher. At first, you gotta put
your neck into it. Don't stop, just do it, do it.
Then you roll your tongue from the back up to
the front.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
M it's the last dance. Oh my god, the last dances.
I can't think of the name.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Really that my neck, my back? Yeah bye, who's that by?
How much do you need? Yeah? That's it it don't stop,
just from the back to the front. I love I

(05:07):
love an instructional song. Okay, you want to keep going?
These are good? You want to do it?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I love this? Oh, thanks for all thanks, thanks for
the diagram there. You gotta be careful with the directions
on that stuff. All right, I'm gonna give you one more,
just one more. Then we got to stop this crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
And he ill be real. He might got a deal.
He popped bottles and he got the right kind of build.
He cold, he dope. He might sell coke. He always
in the air, but he'd never fly coach.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
NICKI minaj.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Wow, he does that might help, He might sell help.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
He always in a but in a BA couch. I
mean we should play that isn't the one we're gonna play? Sure,
I'm been too much fun? Are we really going to
stop this now?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
We have.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
He's very good. You know what, you're on a roller?
Listen you.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Are?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
You?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Are you sitting out in front of the school. You
got to go into work? What's the deal? What's the problem?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
No?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I got I got another forty five minutes?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Still wow, okay, okay, you're good. We got forty five
more songs to go. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Okay, okay, focus a Lissa Shaddy crunk, so fresh, so clean?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Can she cut that? That question? Been harassing me in
the mind. This bitch is fine. I didn't came to
the club about fifty eleven times.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
There one more time. I definitely know it. Can I
get him?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
All right? I heard someone say it. I heard someone
say it. Someone said it loved so it's cool. It
came to the.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, we probably gonna play that way. Okay, okay, little John,
calm down to the all right, you're getting close.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Let's keep going. These are hits. You're gonna get it right. Okay,
here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I was like good, gracious ass, bodacious, flirtatious, trying to
show faces, looking for the right time to shoot my steam,
you know, looking for the right time to flash them keys.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Dead and hot in here there you go.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Was like cracists trying to sell it for the right time,
shoot for the right time.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Oh my god, it was different. I always thought, he said.
I was thought it would shoot my seed instead of
shoot god, Nate. That makes sense. They're both the same. Really, Yeah, okay,
let's keep on moving then.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
All right, I've been drinking and busting too, and I've
been thinking of busting you upside your mother e fan
forehead and if your friends jump in.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
All girl, one more time? Oh no, god, okay, here
we go?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
What?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
What's the song? What's the song?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Get us.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
All right?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
One more video?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
You got one more? You got one more? Are you
very listen closely?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Beat it up, baby, catch a charge extra large and
extra hard.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Put this cookie right in your face. Swipe your nose
like a credit card.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Oh my god, CARDI B.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
What song is it?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Wow? You know I definitely can't say that one.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
So put this cookie bite in your face something nose
like a credit card. There you go, Cardi B is
gonna be here.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
You did something with this song a while ago, and
you said it, and my my five year old was
in the back seat. Wipe your credit card, And I
was like, oh, my god, I had to set it up.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh wow, thank you for sharing that great monthly moment.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Your Cardi B is gonna be here when she's gonna
be here in a couple of days, She's gonna be
on with this Friday.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
We got I gotta do that for her? Should I
do hip hop? Cardi B? Okay? Good?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
She will or will not be entertained. Hey, you did
a clean sweep, Alyssa. You and your friends won it all.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's your friends.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Congratulations.

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