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September 17, 2025 6 mins
It's Gandhi's 7 year anniversary of being with the show, Scotty gave up his banana for Danielle, Skeery had Uber deliver his nightstand, Sam is booked and busy, and now Nate knows what crack smells like.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go around the room. What's on the minds of
people in the room. I want to start with Gandhi. Gandhi,
what's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
All right?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Today is September seventeenth, twenty twenty five, and that means
it is my seven year anniversary of being with all
of you.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Watch this guest. Seven years.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Wow, Elvis, you and I would have a first grader
at this point. And it has been I'm not even
kidding you, the best seven years of my life. It's
been so fun and I love waking up every morning
and being able to spend this time with you guys
and laugh and see your smiling faces during hard times,
and it's just been incredible. So thank you for the
last seven years.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
And what a seven years we've had with you. Though
this works two ways there, Gandi. Not to take away
your your your messaging, but you know, take it. We
love having you here.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's been the best. Look at this picture. I know
no one's going to see it. I'm going to describe it.
This was the first day I walked into the studio.
You know, I get here before everyone nobody was there,
and I was so excited and so nervous.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I saw a picture. It was great, Wow, look at that.
And you came in here and you turned this place
up on its head. Anytime, please continue to do that, Danielle,
what's up with you?

Speaker 5 (01:09):
So I want to thank Scotti b this morning because
every morning I have a banana, and unfortunately, this morning
I ran out of the house without grabbing my banana
because I was in a hurry. And I always know
Scotty has extra banana. So I texted him this morning
and asked him if I could have a banana, and
he only had one, and he kindly gave up his

(01:31):
banana for me. You know, you have a kind sweet
relationship with someone when they give up their banana for you.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I will say it was a little bit too green
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
So you're welcome to why didn't you just why do
you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:44):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
God, when you get backy racy, racy race shut bana banana.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
He just crapped all over her nice things. She said
to you, I was going to have it tomorrow because
it would be ready tomorrow for me. So I'm glad
you enjoyed it. I'm glad I could make you happy
this morning. I'm glad you enjoyed that defective banan.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Danielle, you do.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Not even didn't want it anyway.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I take it back. Shove where the sun don't shine.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
General, do let it shine there too. Hey Forroggy, what's
up with you today?

Speaker 7 (02:11):
You and Elvis, You and Danielle are the most guilty,
but my wife Lisa is also guilty. Stop yelling at me, please,
because you don't like whatever features come on the new
iPhone software. It's not my phone. I didn't create it.
You can't yell at me when your phone doesn't work.
I know I'm the Apple person, but seriously, when things
go wrong on people's iPhones, this is Daniel's one of

(02:31):
those guilty. This is stupid. I don't like I mean, Danielle, don't.
I didn't create it. I didn't make at him. I
didn't make it. It's not my fault when your phone doesn't work.
I get I'll try to help you, but don't yell
at me. It's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Thanks. Well, that's what you did for being our Apple expert.
I know it was yellowing me.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
I don't like where the buttons are, okay, well, well,
you should call Apple about that, not me.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I didn't make them. Or do you like Gandhi's dad
does it? Just he calls Apple on the phone. They
love it. Gandhi's dad is right, thank you. I like him. Scary.
What's up with you today?

Speaker 8 (03:07):
I live in New Jersey, but this nightstand that I
wanted to buy is in the furniture store in the
middle of Manhattan. So I'm like, oh my god, what
am I gonna do? How am I gonna go get
and pick it up? And all that stuff? Hey, guess
what I used my brain. I called up the store
and I said I want to order this right now.
I paid for it and then I had Uber Package
pick it up for me and deliver it to my house.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
They were my personal movers.

Speaker 8 (03:30):
I would have been charged hundreds of dollars from a
cup for a company to deliver.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
It, and they just delivered it for twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Wow, whether it.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Was in my house. I literally ordered it at ten
after seven. At ten after eight, it was.

Speaker 8 (03:41):
Already in my in my bedroom. Crazy, but it's wild.
Use Uber Package to the best of your advantage.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Uber Package didn't even know they existed.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Subercurry or whatever it is. Sam is looking away laughing.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Hey, Sam, what's up with you? We got to talk
about the Morrisey concert in a minute too.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Don't go away. So what's on your mind today? Okay?

Speaker 9 (03:59):
I am in a period of just saying yes to stuff,
and I'm exhausted, but I'm so happy.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
So last night I saw Morrisy.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
Tomorrow night, I'm going to go see a Talking Heads
cover band on a boat. Friday night, I'm going to
go see Adam Sandler, And on Sunday night, I'm going
to see John Mulaney.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
And I am just so excited to be doing all
this stuff.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
Do I wish it was spread out more so it
was a little more rest friendly, absolutely, But I love
that I've just been saying yes to things that my
friends have been, you know, proposing out there.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
So say yes to more stuff. It's worth the lack
of sleep. There'll be time to sleep when you're dead.
Hell yeah, Can you go out and say yes? Do
it all? Do it all straight to night? What's up?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (04:36):
There's a lot of things I was perfectly content to
go through life not knowing about. Unfortunately I experienced one
of them. The other day, I now know what someone's
smoking crack smells like. So what I was on a
New York City subway in between stations, when all of
a sudden I hear somebody hacking and coughing from down
at the other other end of the car. I see

(04:57):
all these people moving towards me, and then I smelled it.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Someone's smoking crack.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
And if you want to know what it smells like,
it ain't pleasant.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Is it like a chemical smell.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
It's like Burt plastic melting plastic and Burt sugar.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's the weirdest smell, a little bit of urine in there.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's It's what a nice recipe. Everybody's doing it on
the train sounds even more fun.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
So everybody, of course lines up near the doors to
get off at the next stop, and is I'm kind
of pushing my way out because then I'm realizing I'm
breathing this in the old guy that I'm trying to
like push to get out of the car faster goes.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
What's your problem, It's just a little bit of crack. God,
New York City, Please somebody do something.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
There's nothing they're gonna do. It's silly.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
To even waste your breath, saying New York City do something,
they're not gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Looking around for a cop none we found that

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