FULL SHOW: The Day We Were Attacked By a Cicadia

From a listener’s cicada attack to ghost stories in Elvis’ own house, today’s show took a spooky turn. We argued over tourist traps, superstitions, and Nate’s infamous “JO station,” swapped grandma stories, and confessed what drives us insane. Plus, Gandhi shows off her elephant art, we cringe at triggering phone emojis, and Sam shares the wild story of her grandma getting kicked out of her house.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Who in hers horny?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I am color me there.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I listen to you every day.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You guys, what's upset? Get ready for embrace yourself.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I want you to go tell him that his fly
is down.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (00:27):
Stick it in there.

Speaker 7 (00:31):
This sounds at the beginning of a lot of horne.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Tell me you like it?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know when I say, hey, please dong me? Then
feel free?

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Tell Vister Wren in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hey, Yes, what's the name of that chocolate Christmas town
you want to?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh, Frank and move if you have. Yeah, it's a
little German town here in Michigan.

Speaker 8 (00:59):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
And it's we're popping at Christmas time. They have all
kinds of chocolate. You can watch fudge being made. They
have the world's biggest Christmas ornament store, Bronners.

Speaker 7 (01:06):
If you haven't heard of it.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, it's just this little, you know, kitchy little area.
And I always thought I go there.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
We were talking about tourist traps and you're saying that
you enjoy even though it's not Christmas time, you enjoy
going to chocolate mooth.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
What's it called.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
I don't know, Frank and moth, Frank and mouth, Yes,
yes I did.

Speaker 9 (01:23):
And So.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Have you ever been a Stonehenge? No stone Hinges. You know,
you see a picture of Stonehenge, you immediately you know
that stone edge. It's one of those popular photos of
any site in the world. M hm. This is the
most boring thing you've ever done. It's just a bunch
of rocks in a field. Of course, you know, there

(01:46):
is all how did they get there? Why are they
lined up that way? I get that, and I understand that.
But you you get old, here comes the dogs. Stonehinge.
Don't go another one. I'll tell you right now. I
grew up going there.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
To Loom, to Loom, Mexico, don't go.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, there are granted, there are some nice resorts near
to Loom these days, but to Loom itself, you know,
if you read about it, that's so, that's all you
need to know. I mean, it's it's mountains of old
rocks right there. Used to be very important Mayan things.
I don't know, what are they?

Speaker 7 (02:19):
They were little pyramids too, weren't they.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, But you get there, you're like, God, is there
a bar close by?

Speaker 7 (02:28):
I'm totally with you.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
In general, I feel like so many places where you
go in they're like these are the ruins of blah blah.
It's just a pile of rocks, and then they fill
in the blanks the way they want to and you're
just standing there like, oh, really, nine million years ago
this was poppin' cool.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, okay, this is I gotta be careful with this one.
Have you ever been to the Vatican? Yes, yeah, okay,
did you enjoy? If you want to go see the
Sistine Chapel, you have to go through the entire things
to get there, and it's interesting, it's beautiful, it's interesting,
it's it's culturally significant, religious, religious significance, everything. But once

(03:06):
you get to the Sistine Chapel, it's a million people
getting yelled at.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yes, I got smacked in the Sistine Chapel. I got
smacked and I deserved it.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
They sell why they smack you in the Sistine Chapel.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
So you know, they say don't take any photos, No
photos allowed, because they want you to buy all the
pictures for a million dollars. But I had a camera
in my purse. My phone was just kind of turned
up at the ceiling.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
I clicked it.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Man, they saw me do it, and I got smacked
in the hands, like.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
They're like, shut up, stop stop talking. And so the
guards of the Sistine Chapel, You're trying to look up
at the beautiful, beautiful artwork on the ceiling, they're yelling
at you.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I mean, they yell at you.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's the negative experience I've ever had anywhere.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
They screamed shut up the whole time.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
They scream shut up.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
They shush you.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
But they screamed.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
They made they make you scared. They scare you at
the at the Vatican, like why are you yelling at me?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Go away?

Speaker 7 (04:03):
So true.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
And then you know, then we went to see uh,
David right, the statue of David not not you know,
a whole different day, different place. And so someone whipped
out their camera to take a picture of David's a
little tiny and wiener it's not big. And then they started,
you know, they grabbed this guy's camera and they took

(04:24):
it and they looked like they were robbing him. I mean,
you cannot take it. You may not take a photograph
of David's penis.

Speaker 10 (04:31):
Well will it like wier, I don't know, there's.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
No photos, no photos anyway. So there are these tourist
traps around the world that you you can just visit
them online and you get everything you need right there.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
What Froggy.

Speaker 11 (04:44):
The road to Hannah in Hawaii, Yes, is only fun
for about the first hour, and it's a three hour ride,
and then you have to go back three hours down
the same road that you took there. It's beautiful, yeah,
but an hour in you're like, Okay, I've seen it.
I'm ready to go back to where we started.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Has Brody told you his Road to Hanna story? Brody,
I mean you almost got thrown in jail, right, No.

Speaker 12 (05:07):
I actually did get thrown in jail. I had to
take mug shots and everything.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
He was arrested.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
The road to Hannah, it's it's a waste of time.
It's beautiful, but it's a waste.

Speaker 12 (05:17):
Go ahead, it's a waste. I crashed into one of
these stone bridges. There's like one hundred bridges, and because
I had state property, they had to check the big
bridge for damage, but of course I didn't know which
one it was. There's one hundred of them, so they
put me in a jail cell till the state police
checked every single bridge on a three hour road.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh at least you didn't back up into one of
the stone hinge stones, Ye knock it over.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
So the road to Hannah, you know, it's a beautiful,
beautiful road, but you just get a little bit of it.
It's all you need. You stop and look at a waterfall,
then you go back to the Hilton.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
You're fine, all right, Brody, Please hold a Joe's on
one two. Joe tell us where we would not be
wasting our time another tourist trap.

Speaker 13 (06:03):
Oh hi, So I was in the same thing in London.
There's a thing called the Prime Meridian. Yeah, and so
it splits you know, east and west, and so I
was like, we actually did Stoneheads.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
I loved it.

Speaker 13 (06:15):
But the Primary India. I was like begging my friends,
like we have to go. We're only in London, you
know how many times are our lives. And so we
we like take the the train to get there. And
it's like this giant field you have to like walk
this long route get there. It's not clearly marked. We're
like looking all over the place. We're like where this

(06:37):
should be here? You know, I'm using my GPS and
we find this small little like mark in the ground
and it shows like north northwest, east south, and all that,
and we're like, is this it? And we look at
it and just think, I still don't notice this day
if we got there, but just in case, we all
took a picture with our foot on it and that
was it.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's like you took a train, you walked through a field,
you found this little thing and ready it was.

Speaker 13 (07:02):
Very scenic, to be honest with you. But at the
same time too, it's like, oh, all right, well I
guess uh, I guess we'll go back.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
So this is why I'm glad you're on because now
when people going to go to England, they'll go, oh, no,
Joe said, don't go to the primary.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Joe, thank you very much.

Speaker 13 (07:18):
Go ahead, you guys just want to say I love
you guys. It's the first time I actually got in
so I'm really Joe.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I love your energy. Joe, we love you. Thanks for
listening to us.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Thanks very much. All right, thank you, Stephanie. One four.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Do you agree with me about the about the Vatican?
I mean, I loved being at the Vatican. It was beautiful.
I understand the significance and everything, but did you feel
like they were yelling at you to the point where
you wanted to cry.

Speaker 14 (07:42):
And we spent maybe two to three hours there, walking
through every crowded hallway.

Speaker 15 (07:48):
Once we finally got to the fifteen Chapel, they told
us we had two minutes to get out. And then,
after hours of me complaining to my husband that we
shouldn't have done this and he's telling me to give
it time to the patients, I'm going to be blown away,
and then we had two minutes to get out. So
the looks he got after they said that pretty significant.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's like they hurry you up, and they tell you
to shut up, shut up, and get out, and thanks
for visiting the Sistine Chapel.

Speaker 15 (08:17):
Oh my god, the Mafi Coast the day before and
it was beautiful, and I wish you would have just stayed.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, I know, I tell you.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
They tell you shut up, get out, and oh, don't
forget to visit the shop on your way out for collect.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, there you go, Thanks for listening. I agree with you.
Positano and Ravello are my two favorite cities and towns
and the entire planet, on the entire planet Earth, on
the Mafi coast. But thank you, Stephanie. I appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (08:45):
Anyway, there are some places that are totally worth it.
Like when we took the Norwegian cruise to Alaska and
we went through the Inner Passage. That was one of
the most incredible things I've ever experienced in my entire life.
Like I started crying. It was so emotion It is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh I want to see how I want to go?

Speaker 10 (09:02):
Yeah, Oh, you gotta love it. You love it.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Gandhia.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
You've been to India to visit family and friends and
taj Mahal.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
What's taj Mahala about?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
The taj Mahal is insanely gorgeous. It's so so pretty,
But right behind it is the Holy River. The Ganges
runs up right behind it. Right gross, it's so icky.
I understand, Like, you know, people want to throw ashes
in there and bathe in there and do all kinds
of stuff, but it is just not a great looking river.
And they really hype it.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Up like it's beautiful and it's just not good. Right
behind there, but the toa Hall is gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well, I know, have you been to the Pyramids in Egypt?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
The Pyramids were, like Danielle said, there's some stuff that
you're just not prepared for because it's so cool. The
pyramids were the coolest thing I've ever seen with my
own eyes. I couldn't believe how big they were and
how they're right off.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
The side of the road.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
It's kind of like Niagara Falls. You know, you're driving
and see it like, ooh, hello, giant pyramids. It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Wow, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Scary?

Speaker 16 (09:55):
I can't believe how many people texted in then said
that the seeing the monal Lisa was like a scam
or it was.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah, pointing but no.

Speaker 16 (10:03):
But you know what, though, you have to go in
with the expectation knowing it's like the size of a
postage stamp. It's a tiny painting. So if you know
that going in, it's still beautiful. It's still the original.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
I mean, I guess if you're an art enthusiast, you
know that's you know. But if I would just look
at it online, okay, ye, blow it up, make it bigger.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
The Louver itself is a beautiful building. It's a beautiful
museum to visit. In my opinion, the one Lisa was
the least of my favorite things there.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
Really.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, It's like, okay, there's the moon Lisa.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Great, don't take a picture I don't want to. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Can we just go down the street and find someplace
to drink of some nice French wine?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah? Check it out.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm so appreciated and I love you.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis dan in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Black cats are now considered good luck.

Speaker 15 (11:03):
Why.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
You know, the old days they said if a black
cat crosses your path, yeah, change your course. Now cat
owners are thinking that their cats, their black cats, are
good luck. They did a big pole. I think we're
letting loose of those old superstitions. Now, if you saw
a ladder, would you walk on?

Speaker 10 (11:26):
No?

Speaker 7 (11:26):
No, no, I still don't do that.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, do you step on cracks?

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (11:31):
Not on purpose?

Speaker 12 (11:32):
No.

Speaker 11 (11:32):
I don't want to break my grandma's back.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
I know it was your mother's back.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, your grandma's so much mom.

Speaker 10 (11:37):
Yeah, that is true. I've always thought black cats were
good luck. My mom had a black cat for the
longest time and it crossed our path all the time.
Like I'm like, okay, do you.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Ever stopping all the bad things in life that have
happened to me?

Speaker 8 (11:49):
Now I know why.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I think it should be the hairless cat. If the
hairless cat crosses your path.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You know, there are people who love those hairless cats,
and you are really producer Sam is one of them
so badly. But anyway, so, uh superstitions.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, what are other ones?

Speaker 17 (12:05):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (12:05):
The penny. I will not pick the penny up or
any kind of a coin if it is heads down.
If it's heads up, I'll pick it up. It's heads down,
I do not don't go near me. I don't want
touch it.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Maybe it's in the construction of the penny. But I've
rarely ever seen a heads up penny. I saw one
the other day.

Speaker 10 (12:19):
Did you pick it up?

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I did.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I always thought it was bad luck to look at
the clock or to look at any number when it
said nine to one one, And for the last six
plus months it is all I see anywhere all the time.

Speaker 7 (12:30):
So I've been freaking out about it.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
And then a friend of ours, who does you know,
like mediumship stuff, she said, look up what it means
as an angel number, and it's actually very good luck.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Okay, so we've been misinformed. Well, here's so opening an
umbrella in the house.

Speaker 10 (12:44):
No, that is one of the biggest things I'm against.
Oh my gosh, you know, the other thing is that's big.
Don't count how many cars are in a funeral procession
if you pass it, because apparently they say that's how
many years you have left in your class.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I've never heard that one.

Speaker 10 (12:58):
Yeah, so when I see a fun pass me by,
I closed my eyes quickly and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Drive off the road.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
Also, you know what.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
The number thirteen?

Speaker 7 (13:09):
No, that's good luck?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Is it good luck? But different cultures have different different numbers.
In Italy, the number seventeen is considered unlucky.

Speaker 10 (13:18):
Don't Some buildings not have a thirteenth floor technically doesn't,
but it's still the thirteenth floor.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Doesn't say thirteen, right, one of the My floor is
not the thirteenth floor. They named it. They named it
something else. Oh so yeah, And is that just a
New York thing? Is it an everywhere thing?

Speaker 11 (13:39):
I don't know. I've seen that another place in other
places too.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, well, the fourteenth floor is actually the thirteenth floor.
Let's be real, right, uh placing. Oh no, I've heard
of this one. If you get a bowl of rice
and you're eating Asian food whatever, never ever take your
chopsticks and put them down in the rice where they're
sticking up.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
They're seing that's you're gonna die?

Speaker 14 (14:00):
What?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, it's reminiscent of food offerings left for the dead.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Oh oh, I know that is three stocks of bamboo
is supposed to be bad.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
You still forget a plant that has three?

Speaker 10 (14:09):
Really?

Speaker 16 (14:09):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I heard that too, Yeah, because I wanted to buy
Andrew one and then we looked it up because they
all have different meanings and it was like, never purchase three.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Also heard never kill a ladybug.

Speaker 10 (14:17):
Oh yeah, you do that that.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Never put your hat on the bed. That's that's a
cowboy thing.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I learned that from Yellowstone or your shoes.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
I thought your shoes too.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
They got fecal matter all over them. Yes, producer Sam.

Speaker 18 (14:31):
I learned after I got engaged. I'm not allowed to
hand someone my ring. If they want to look at
it and put it on, I have to put it
on a table or else it's bad luck to the
marriage for all wedding rings.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Right. You know. I have some friends who have really.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Really superstitious grandmother's Italian grandmothers, and they, I mean they
put everything, they.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
They spit on things, and you should hear the stories.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
Salt over the shoulders.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh, beyond that, the salt over the shoulder.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Look at look it up.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
This means good, I thought, I think if you will
salt're throw it over your shoulder. Okay, I've heard, yes, Gary.

Speaker 16 (15:02):
Speaking of Italian grandmother's I never heard of this one
from this texture.

Speaker 8 (15:06):
What never put Italian bread upside down on the table?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh? I never heard of he ever heard of that?
You know, I'm sure there are many, many, many superstitions
in many many different cultures, in many many different families.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Well, with Indian people, we don't ever give money in
zero amounts at the end. So if it's one hundred dollars,
we won't give a hundred. We'll give a hundred and one.

Speaker 11 (15:25):
There you go.

Speaker 19 (15:27):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapping.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Danielle, what's your phone tap about?

Speaker 11 (15:33):
To?

Speaker 6 (15:33):
All right?

Speaker 10 (15:33):
So Grandpa likes a fresh salad.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I love grandpas that loves fresh salad.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
So when he goes on his walk in the morning,
he takes fresh veggies from different people's gardens, and his
granddaughter keeps saying, Grandpa, you cannot do that. Somebody is
gonna bust you. So I'm calling as one of the
neighbors who owns the garden, saying you've been busted, Grandpa.
So Olivia is the granddaughter. She's going to be listening
in and she'll.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Join in later on his grandpa eating none of your garden, Oh, Daniels's.

Speaker 10 (16:06):
Yeah, Grandpa, do me a favor and stop stealing my vegetables.

Speaker 20 (16:10):
Is she you Olivia?

Speaker 10 (16:11):
No, it's not Olivia.

Speaker 12 (16:12):
So who hey you call on?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Grandpa?

Speaker 12 (16:14):
Who are you?

Speaker 10 (16:15):
I am one of the people who you've been stealing
vegetables from, and I know I'm not the only one.

Speaker 20 (16:19):
What are you talking about stealing vegetables? I don't understand.

Speaker 10 (16:21):
Okay, I have cucumbers growing in my garden and you
know you come by for your walks and you take them.

Speaker 20 (16:27):
Lady, you got the wrong number. Hello, Really you're gonna
hang up on me?

Speaker 21 (16:34):
You want to be a little one.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Come on, lady, get out of here.

Speaker 20 (16:37):
What are you bothering? Before I can add a more?
Nothing about your god?

Speaker 10 (16:40):
Grandpa?

Speaker 6 (16:41):
You take cucumbers?

Speaker 22 (16:42):
Who are you calling?

Speaker 12 (16:43):
Grandpa?

Speaker 20 (16:43):
You're not my granddaughter.

Speaker 10 (16:44):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
How old are you? How old are you?

Speaker 12 (16:47):
Not that much younger than me?

Speaker 20 (16:48):
You sound like an old bag on the phone.

Speaker 10 (16:50):
Yeah, I don't so Grandma's listen.

Speaker 20 (16:52):
Yeah, yeah, all right, grandma, Hey, hey, listen to the quick. Lady,
give me a break. I told you I didn't take anything, Okay,
but I have.

Speaker 10 (17:03):
You on surveillance.

Speaker 20 (17:04):
What do you mean saveillance? What are you talking about, Savanance?
What do you got seven eleven over there?

Speaker 10 (17:08):
I have cameras in my garden because in your guard
you had on your knee high socks, your fanny pack,
and your guinea tea and that was you.

Speaker 20 (17:16):
Yeah, you know what, lady, So what I ain't you vegetables?
And if you're not out there, I'm gonna grab them again.
I'm gonna eat him again. All right, But you don't.

Speaker 12 (17:24):
I don't care.

Speaker 10 (17:25):
Do you know that's not fair?

Speaker 20 (17:26):
First of all, I'm not the only one because you're
not fair. Literally, in the Bible about Jesus, they asked
them about the who's gonna take care said the birds?
Nobody takes care of the birds they eat.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
I'm like that.

Speaker 20 (17:36):
I'm like in the Bible. I mean, I mean that
sound like one of the birds.

Speaker 10 (17:39):
All right, Why can't you go to the store and
buy cucumbers?

Speaker 20 (17:43):
It's nice and fresh from your garden. You're doing a
good job.

Speaker 12 (17:45):
Please keep it up.

Speaker 20 (17:46):
I'll grab some ofre from your neck.

Speaker 10 (17:47):
And by the way, Lisa from down the block wants
you to stop grabbing the tomatoes and then you've got
the first peppers from John's garden. He'd like you to
stop his way.

Speaker 12 (17:55):
Whoah, you know what, I'm gonna pay you all back.

Speaker 20 (17:58):
I'm gonna deposit fertilize on your garden for you.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
I'm gonna come in here.

Speaker 20 (18:01):
You could put me on tape.

Speaker 12 (18:03):
I'm gonna take a dump right.

Speaker 20 (18:04):
On top of your cll combliss. How you like that?

Speaker 16 (18:06):
Lady?

Speaker 23 (18:06):
All right?

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Are you? Are you threatening me?

Speaker 24 (18:08):
What thread?

Speaker 20 (18:09):
And what threat? And it's a promise. I'm gonna shot
on your culle combage?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Do you know what?

Speaker 25 (18:14):
Not for anything?

Speaker 12 (18:14):
Just listen, I gotta clothes.

Speaker 20 (18:17):
I hardly be clear.

Speaker 10 (18:18):
All right, Really you're a little dramatic, Grandpa.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I'm highing up.

Speaker 10 (18:24):
That's it's something out.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
I swear to this.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
He thinks he didn't do anything wrong. So here's what
I want you to do. I want you to call
him and I want you to just check in on it. Okay,
all right, so here we go. Just call him and
say hi, this is all you.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 7 (18:39):
You got to tick head him?

Speaker 20 (18:42):
Oh sorry about that, Olivia. Sorry, No, I had some woman.
She's really annoying me. She's accusing me of all this
different kind of crazy. Nots over given this neighbor unbelievable.
She's been roving all morning, this which keeps on calling
me up and I'd make me over bush. She keeps
on saying that I'm bobbing a cu compissy to make
what the big would be taking a cucumber with tomato.

Speaker 17 (19:01):
You cannot go into other people's gaets and take their things.

Speaker 20 (19:05):
I bought people tomat is when I was a kid.

Speaker 11 (19:07):
You know, why don't they do the shame?

Speaker 20 (19:08):
These kids moved to the neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
They got no respect their property.

Speaker 12 (19:12):
That the hell with them.

Speaker 20 (19:13):
I don't care. I take the cucumbers in the tomatoes.

Speaker 10 (19:15):
Please Grandpa, Please watch grandpa, Grandpa. It's Danielle Monarrow from
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. You got phone tap
by your granddaughter.

Speaker 12 (19:26):
Oh kidding me.

Speaker 20 (19:29):
Oh my god, day I was pushing, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
I.

Speaker 12 (19:36):
Like that cushion over that language went on over the end.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Elvis duran phone tap.

Speaker 26 (19:42):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Authortya.

Speaker 19 (19:46):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show Elvis, Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
You know what I love.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
One of the many things I love about you, Sam
is we always know where you are, you know what,
we know where you stand, we know how you're feeling.

Speaker 22 (20:05):
I have felt by the way.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I don't know if I don't know how I feel
about the story about your grandmother.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
Oh my god, it's both hilarious and tragic.

Speaker 11 (20:13):
Tell her what happened.

Speaker 18 (20:14):
My grandmother was kicked out of her senior living community
for getting into her third physical altercation.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
What the heck?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Tell him why?

Speaker 18 (20:23):
Grandma Gladys got into a fight over the TV remote
and hawked it at her.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
It's terrible, but I'm smiling. Grandma Gladys is a loose cannon.
She really is. It's fantastic.

Speaker 11 (20:33):
Glad is a bad bitch.

Speaker 22 (20:34):
She is.

Speaker 18 (20:35):
She also called the woman a bitch.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Is she grabbing the remote and hitting people with it
or something?

Speaker 18 (20:40):
She likes the volume at exactly what control she wants.
So she sat and held onto the remote and they
were there was an uprising. They were tired of Gladys
keeping the remote, so they tried.

Speaker 23 (20:48):
To take it.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Gladys is a badass.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
She's so badass.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
All right. Hey, so while you're in here, Samantha, I
know you are many things to us, and one of
them is your our astrological expert.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
So, I mean, we had a listener call up and
I asked her why she acted a certain way and
she says, well, I'm a Leo.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I'm supposed to be that way. And we're thinking, oh,
because I'm a Leo.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I don't know if I really.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Truly believe that your astrological sign determines how you're going
to respond to different things in life.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
But you you totally buy into that. I didn't.

Speaker 18 (21:19):
It's the way that the stars were kind of arranged
when you were born, so it was said in you
before you even realized those qualities were there.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Okay, no, okay, and a hold on. So you're saying, okay, Nate,
what is Nate's Nate, what is your sign?

Speaker 11 (21:32):
I'm a Capricorn.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh I'm okay, okay, okay, now hear me out. This
is what drives me nuts. If I say to someone
I'm a Leo, they're like, oh, well that figures, And
what do you mean about not surprised by Nate being
a Capricorn? What is it he does? It's so capricorny.

Speaker 18 (21:47):
Well, it's mean he's a little bit fussy rather impassive aggressive,
And my boyfriend, who's also a Capricorn, has those same
qualities and they bother a virgo because I am just
so organized and straight.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
I have no filter.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Okay, Gandhi, what is.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Your I'm a Sagittarius.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Okay, what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Apparently it means that you're a bit of a loose cannon,
like Sam's grandma Gladys. So we are kind of flighty, unpredictable,
really goofy a really good time. But apparently in relationships,
the Sagittarius female can be a handful. So knowing that
I'm a Sagittarius, I used to not ever care about it.
Then everyone started citing different things that I do as

(22:24):
Sagittarius quality. So I've just fallen back on it and
whenever I do something bad now I'm like, it's cool,
I'm a Sagittarian.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Okay, all right, So what is your sign?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Danielle?

Speaker 10 (22:33):
In aries? But I wouldn't couldn't tell you. I don't
freaking follow this correct?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, well, now hold on now, Samantha, how does how
does it you know that she's in Aries without her
telling you.

Speaker 18 (22:42):
I think Danielle is just very nurturing and that's an
Aries quality, which Virgo also has. So I really love
that in you, and I think that's kind of why
we get along so well done.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You know, our temporary receptionist Isabelle. She says that she
could never date a Taurus or a Capricorn, She's just
not compatible with them.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
The thing, so, is that true?

Speaker 10 (22:59):
You've find out that you the person is a sign
that you know your sign's not compatible with you. Won't
go there.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
I'm kind of a mess.

Speaker 18 (23:05):
I'm on the cusp, which means I also have hints
of Leonis.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Okay, hey, hey, this on the cusp thing is a
cop out.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
Ready, you're out, all right.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I'm a Leo and I've been told that I'm a
control freak and I like to rule the jungle.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Is this true? Is that what Leo's do?

Speaker 22 (23:28):
I mean, you're good at it?

Speaker 7 (23:29):
Yeah, that's what Leo's do.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I know, But what are the bad qualities? Were bad
attributes to whatever to.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Stop it.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
You're perfect, or at least you think they're stubborn. Okay, bossy, Okay,
that's what leos are known for.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
I don't think those are bad qualities. It depends on
how you use them.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay. Two things.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
First of all, scary, I remember walking He walked in
one day, pissed off. This is years ago. He said,
she is such an a hole. I'm never going to
date a scorpio again.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
Hey, what's wrong with scorpio?

Speaker 8 (23:58):
You never met a more jealous person than the scorpios.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Say wait a minute, So you're saying all scorpios are jealous.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
This is where listen.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
They're as passionate as they are.

Speaker 16 (24:07):
Let me tell you something, though, but behind closed doors,
they're passionate in the love making department.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Vomit. I'm an aquarious male, so I'm a social butterfly.
I'm even keel. I like to meet a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I'm scary, scary.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I never knew you were so into astrological uh terms
and thoughts, and my girlfriend got me into it. My
favorite though, is what Brodie said earlier. Brodie said, so,
if you're so into astrological science, you're so smart about
it tell me what I am. You should be able
to tell just by.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Talking to me.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Isn't that a psychic It's true, It's like, I don't know.
I just always think it's so wild when people go, oh,
you're le oh oh yeah, no, wonder it like straights.

Speaker 18 (24:50):
Back to that nature versus nurture argument, It's just arguably nature.
So do you grow up embracing it, which happens a lot,
or is it something you kind of end up accidentally fighting?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Well, I just hate the thought that, even even though
he's in a relationship, that Scary would not be open
to a relationship with someone because of their sign.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
That just I don't get.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
That Scorpios have been shut out since day one.

Speaker 11 (25:11):
I don't condone that Scary Lisa is a scorpio jealous,
she's not. Yeah, I'm positive.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Scary he's married to her. He's probably pretty sure.

Speaker 11 (25:24):
I remember, actually, I remember when I went very early
on in meeting Scary, he found out Lisa and I
are both Scorpios. He goes, wow, man, you guys must
have crazy sex.

Speaker 20 (25:33):
Scary.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
Wow, that's another characteristic of a score.

Speaker 10 (25:35):
But I don't understand you're just because you're born in
one a certain month and give me a break if
I was born like five days later and I became
a different sign because I was late or something.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Come on, okay, okay, let me, let me, let me,
let me see if I can. Just let me describe
what I feel it is, okay, and you tell me
if I'm right or wrong. We do know, Danielle, that
there are times during the month or year when the
gravitational gravitational gravity gravity is different than other times, where
you have the tides roll in higher and you have

(26:09):
full moons that cause people to act differently than than
not you know.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Let's say you're born on a day where there's a
full moon, the tides are high, and people are nutty.
Then it seems that your organs in your brain is
set a different way than it would be with someone
who was not born on one of those days. So
there could be a difference between person A and person
B depending on when they're born because of the way
nature is. Do you agree that could be possible?

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Yeah, I totally think that's great.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
So what they've done is that they believe this is
where it's a little fuzzy.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
They believe that they have whittled.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It down and figured out if you were born on
a certain day when the Earth was doing a certain
thing at that time, you will be more likely to
be a certain.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Way than other days.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yes, now, is that sort of how that works, Samantha, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
That's how it is.

Speaker 18 (26:55):
And like an easier way to describe it is, you know,
depending on where the moon is, that's how big waves are.
It's kind of like that, but with our insides.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
And now it's all up to the interpretations people making them.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
What everything that I do is only because I'm a
Sagittarius and I can't help it.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
This is why we can't hate. There's no other reason.
You can't blame me.

Speaker 15 (27:18):
Star.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, so I've heard you use that excuse.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I've heard under your under Gandhi's breath, Daniel, I've heard
her go, oh, well, you'll get over it. You know,
it's because I'm a sanitarius exactly. I'm like, pardon me,
what did you say?

Speaker 12 (27:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Nothing, nothing.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
I tried that with my boyfriend and he said, no,
it's because you're being an a.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Hole it.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Then you say I'm being an a hope because I'm
a sagittarian. And we're typically we are. I don't know. Yeah,
what's up, Nate.

Speaker 27 (27:43):
If this stuff actually worked, it would be a legitimate
defense in court, like why did you kill the guy?

Speaker 11 (27:48):
Well, I'm a scorpio, Like.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I'm not kidding exactly.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Well, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Kidding that garbage.

Speaker 8 (27:56):
I agree with Danielle. This is all.

Speaker 18 (27:57):
It doesn't make it garbage Jesus told me in court
of law.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
But it doesn't make it unserious.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
People try to use that though.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
This is great, this is awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, Well, whatever, whatever sign you are, I'm glad
you're listening to us, except if you're a scorpio, because
according to Scarrey, you're in a hole.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Don't say that.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Doesn't believe that.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's not Sam's opinion.

Speaker 10 (28:22):
Maybe I should start to believe in this because my
dad sent me that dog, and the dog's name was Aries,
and that's my sign. My dad's telling me that I
need to start believing in.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
This wall that's but that's that's different. Though that wasn't
caused by astrology. That was caused by well, your dad
sending you a message?

Speaker 11 (28:39):
Did you believe?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Do you believe in that?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
There you go, So you can't believe in things that
others don't believe in It's cool Line twenty one, Angie
calling listening to astrology conversation. I'm sorry if we've dumbed
down your day because I know that you're living. I
know that you really are into astrology. Talk about your
belief in astrology and how and how it pays off
for you.

Speaker 14 (29:00):
Okay, So, like in the past three months, I started
believing in it, right, I started doing my research and
there's a lot more than just your sign but whatever,
and like reading it every day, said like, hey, like
you're going to go through a tough time, like maybe
some new changes, like a breakup, maybe you're moving somewhere else.
And within the past three months, I went through a breakup.
After years, I got into gratchool in a different state.

(29:23):
So it's in no way not really predicted, but told
me like, hey, these maybe changes that you may be facing,
and every single one of them has happened.

Speaker 11 (29:31):
So wow, here's your question.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
But Angie, if you what is your sign that you
were reading?

Speaker 14 (29:37):
My sign is tourist, but I also read on like
my there's like different signs that are like faulty. So
I read two of them and both of them have
really added up, I know.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
But so if there are like a thousand people with
the same exact sign.

Speaker 14 (29:51):
Sign right right, yeah, because my mom told me the
same thing.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Did they all break up? Did they all go through
the same thing?

Speaker 11 (29:56):
You're so, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Now, here's here's the thing, and that's that's something I'm
very interested in getting done again. I've had my chart
written several times now. This is when they take the
exact time of your birth on the exact date, and
I mean they can pin exactly, they can pinpoint exactly
where the planets were, what the gravity was like that day,
with the what the ocean was doing where and how

(30:22):
it affected where you were born. Then I can see
how it could be a little closer. But if you're
saying all Leos, Leos, you're gonna you're gonna fart today, Okay,
thanks on behalf of Leos, We thank you.

Speaker 28 (30:34):
Some skepticism around it.

Speaker 9 (30:35):
But for the first I call you.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
By the way, I just passed gas Les. It's a
count of three all leos cut one. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 14 (30:46):
Angie Hope Hope your different on the phone.

Speaker 11 (30:50):
It does it does?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
People say that because I'm three different people. I have
different personalities.

Speaker 28 (30:55):
All right, thank you Angie.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
How's your corn beef?

Speaker 8 (31:06):
If we'll go take another bite? Okay?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Well what is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 16 (31:11):
Yeah, Ab says stop eating during the podcast dummies, listen
to the Brooklyn.

Speaker 19 (31:18):
Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
You get your podcasts.

Speaker 19 (31:24):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Let you know if I bit's the big one, yeah,
or if I'm kidnapped and never return and you decide
to go clean up my apartment. There's nothing scandalous in
my apartment?

Speaker 8 (31:49):
Oh good, really nothing.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Where do you keep all your scandalist stuff?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
I don't have any scandalous stuff.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Oh it seems like See there's the thing.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
About guys you don't understand as women, and I need
for you to understand this. Our scandalous things are connected
to our bodies. Oh you know what I'm saying. Okay,
all my toys are right here. Okay, I got a
toy box. Some people call them jeans. I called them
my toy box. Everything I needs right here. So if
I do pass away, or if God forbid something, whatever happens,

(32:18):
and you're like, well, we should probably uh get over
there and clean.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
It out, No worries.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
This happened to somebody that I knew. So they were
in charge of a company and they wound up being
in a coma, and they had to go through the
person's desk drawer because they had to, you know, figure
out what they could do to keep the company going right.
The scandalous things they found in his drawer.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
Not only that, his desk at the office, and how.

Speaker 10 (32:45):
Much money he was stealing from the company, Oh and
all kinds of stuff. They said, if he ever awoke
from the coma, there'd be a lot of property.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
He never did. Okay, yikes, that was crazy.

Speaker 10 (32:56):
That was crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
This is another thing I'm not stealing from any I
don't have a company to steal from you.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
We steal like toilet paper from time to time and
printing paper.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Don't you have a friend Gandhi whose friends went in
to clean out their parents' house or something.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
What happened.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
My friend's father passed away not too long ago, and
he finally got around to helping his mom clean out
the house and his dad's stuff, and they found all
kinds of sex toys and foreign and I didn't believe him,
and he sent me photos. It was fabulous, Like what
kinds of things really?

Speaker 9 (33:25):
I mean?

Speaker 7 (33:25):
So the porn that he had was like old dad porn.

Speaker 10 (33:27):
So he had.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Magazine was into old dads.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
No, but he had magazines. He had like VHS tapes.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh did say used to have?

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Yeah, And he had quite the collection. He was really
into a lot of different people and different kinds of things.
He had some really interesting toys. But my friend said
it actually made him really happy because he said, you
know what, it's great to know that my dad had
a human side of him and was into weird stuff,
just like a lot of people are.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
So right, it made him laugh.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
So if I went through your drawers at home, Danie, Yeah,
me too.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Sorry, we're gonna have to plant some stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
We need to make it interesting, don't There's no need
to plant anything.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Like weapons from World War two?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Uh grenades. I will tell you something that Nate did yesterday.
I don't get mad at me for telling. Can may
I tell the story? Well, maybe it's better if you
tell it. He was on a zoom call and there
was a there's a bottle of lotion in the background.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
By the bedside table.

Speaker 11 (34:26):
No, it was in my office, and it was so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Why is there a lotion in your office because it's
my it's my JO station.

Speaker 27 (34:34):
Oh my god, it's not my Every guy has a station.

Speaker 11 (34:42):
No, they don't.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
No, they don't assume it.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Did it when the feeling hit you, I didn't know
you like pulled up at it.

Speaker 11 (34:47):
It is in my normal station. But it is like,
how many stations do you have to where's the other one?

Speaker 8 (34:53):
I'm not gonna tell you. Well, you've already told us
that one.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I mean, okay, okay, you don't have to tell us anything.
But so they were on his zoom call. How many
people were in the zoom fifty exactly? And then a
good friend of ours. I'll call him out. I'll call
him out, Joe D. He goes, is that can you
get him on the phone. Yeah, so Jody sent you
a text, No on the zoom on the zoom call, what.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
Did he say?

Speaker 27 (35:18):
Is that a bottle of lotion behind you? He goes,
I know it's the lotion from the Roxy. Remember the
hotel we occasionally stayed out? Oh yeah, because is that
the lotion from the Roxy? And I had nothing to say.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
You didn't have to turn yourself in. It's just lotion.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
You can motions use for many things.

Speaker 27 (35:36):
Come on, people, Why does somebody have a lotion next
to their computer?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Because because you get dry and you put.

Speaker 11 (35:43):
Lotion on your hat there you loasen your hands or
your arms exactly.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
But you went ahead and started admitted admitting, admitted on
the call, him admitted eate to you.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Now, I feel harassed. Those people feel harassed.

Speaker 11 (35:55):
The one that call.

Speaker 27 (35:56):
I'm sure this has happened a aa jillion times. Somebody's
doing all from their.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
J O station?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Can you stop?

Speaker 11 (36:02):
Can you stop?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
You're kind of grossing me out.

Speaker 11 (36:08):
Not everybody has one of those. I've never had one
of those in my whole life. Guy had one, I
love you man, it's in that.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Movie what Well. No, not every man has that. I
can't even say.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
So, does your wife know not to go near the station?

Speaker 8 (36:21):
She uses the station occasionally?

Speaker 11 (36:23):
What right?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
But she doesn't use it.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
For you know, she doesn't use it.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
I'm picturing it like a NASA like home base, like multiple.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Screens, a lot of joy joysticks. It's so owls towels.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
I just can't believe you're admitting this on the show.
What am I gonna do all that?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, you could have muted and edited a little bit.
So anyway, Oh man, so you have the roxy lotion?
Did you hijack that from the Roxy?

Speaker 7 (37:01):
I just texted my boyfriend to see if he has
a JO station.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
No, don't humiliated.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
I don't want to know he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
He doesn't.

Speaker 11 (37:09):
Ok No, he doesn't know. Scary doesn't know what one is?
You said you didn't know Scotty B. Okay, Scotty be
of all the people in this room, Scotty B doesn't
have one. No, he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Well, yeah, what's god?

Speaker 29 (37:19):
Listen, I only caught the tail end of this conversation.
Maybe I don't have one of those. No, I don't.

Speaker 11 (37:26):
We got a problem. No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Mean station.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I'm meeting my feelings right now wherever.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
It's not a station.

Speaker 29 (37:39):
Come on.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
Now, he is.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
The snack at the station.

Speaker 7 (37:44):
Station is just mirrors.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
But you know it's I guess it's important to have
these conversations. I just feel kind of it just feels
ichy talking about it and having you admit it.

Speaker 11 (37:56):
Well, listen, I got called out on the call. I
had to have him on the We need to talk to.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Boy twenty.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
Hello, Hello, who is this Joe?

Speaker 11 (38:11):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (38:12):
Joe?

Speaker 5 (38:12):
D oh, good morning?

Speaker 23 (38:14):
What up?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Maybe maybe do we wake you?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Oh no, I'm on the train.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Oh okay, so we all are. So we were on
the air too, by the way, let's watch watch our language. Hey,
so you were on this zoom call yesterday and fifteen
people on the Zoom call and you noticed that bottle
of lotion behind Nate. Yeah, and then, rather than discreetly
texting him, hey, dude, move that, you actually brought it

(38:41):
up in front of everyone.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Oh no, of course.

Speaker 13 (38:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
I even knew where it came from. I knew from
the Rocks. Yeah, he missed it.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
He hijacked it from the Rocks.

Speaker 28 (38:53):
So yea, not only does he have dry hands, but
he feeling.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Dry hands. Joseph.

Speaker 30 (39:00):
Yeah, okay, So so what question, Joe, what prompted you
to like bring it up in front of everyone, because
did you know did you bring it up as a
joke just saying oh, well, everyone has lotions sitting around,
but he actually admitted to.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
You what I was.

Speaker 13 (39:17):
Yeah, I mean it's it's nate for starters. So of
course I had to bring it up, like yeah, I'm like, dude,
what what the hell have you.

Speaker 11 (39:25):
Got lotion in your background in your office?

Speaker 27 (39:28):
I didn't move it prior to the call. I normally
do a sweep. I forgot to move it. Like what
else do you have at your station? I'm not going
to tell you. You've told so much, so fun, all right,
just checking, Joe.

Speaker 8 (39:42):
I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I'm happy that you brought it up and you you
ribbed him a little bit.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
He had multiple kinds of lotion.

Speaker 27 (39:53):
It wasn't just that long.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
What other hotels are you collected?

Speaker 11 (39:56):
I had to get it from my other stage.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
Wait, why do have multiple?

Speaker 10 (40:00):
What kind of.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
Really dry hands?

Speaker 6 (40:02):
In?

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (40:03):
Is a load for your hands?

Speaker 31 (40:05):
Well?

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Eventually anyway, moving on, moving on, moving on, all right, Joe,
thank you so much. Enjoy your train ride.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
All right, imagine you take a blue light to that office.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
What's your question?

Speaker 8 (40:19):
Scary? I just want to know.

Speaker 16 (40:21):
So my aunt Millie had a bottle of jargons and
a box of tissues next to each other, pretty much
for her whole life. So my thing is, why if
you see that, does your mind auto complete and jump.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Not with that, Melly.

Speaker 8 (40:34):
No, if you saw that in.

Speaker 16 (40:36):
Nate's house, does it you any more prone to think
there was something up?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
If I saw it in a single man's house, I'd
be like, I know what's going on in a couple's house.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
Or old lady?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
And I just I've never heard of the station concept,
like an assigned spot. It's when you when you go
to sell your house. Is that going to be on
the real estate listing? This house features three full baths,
one half bath, and two stations.

Speaker 27 (41:07):
I thought, every guy, I'm sorry, I assumed, and we
do that you make an ass out of you and me?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Every guy had one? Okay, but look interesting to hear
your take on I've never heard. I've never heard in
my fifty thousand years on earth, I've never heard of
this concept either.

Speaker 11 (41:20):
I mean, maybe you want to consider it.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
It's considerate. What do you just do that?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Okay, I'm not having this conversation with you or anyone else.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
You feel free all over the house?

Speaker 11 (41:34):
May did you have to tear your decorator? Come over
and help you with your j O station? I probably
should have. It's not Do you have blinds up like
so the neighbors can't see you? They're closed?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh my god, I don't do it in full few right.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
I'm just I'm gonna move on.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I'm gonna move on. I just hearn something we all
learned today.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
We did you know what this is?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
This is a show of discovery, and we've discovered something unique.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
About Do you still use chat roulette?

Speaker 11 (42:08):
I've never used chat roulette?

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (42:12):
Are you double clicking your mouth?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Let's get into the internet is for porn.

Speaker 19 (42:21):
You when you wake up, wake up to Elvis Dan
in the Morning Show, Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
Oh we got a problem.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
Okay, we got a trom here with Jamie Jamie.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Can you tell everyone what just happened to you, Jamie.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Oh, Jamie new what happened?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Tell them what happened.

Speaker 32 (42:44):
I just so I'm sitting here. I pulled off the
road to be responsible and talk to you guys and
not lose signal, and a giant cicada flew in my
car and coused.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
You've been attacked by a giant cicada.

Speaker 32 (42:59):
So I mean with my shoe trying to sew it out,
and I just got to get out of my car.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay, okay, let's hold on that, Okay, hold on, hold
on everyone. I don't think cicada's hurt you.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
And then there's is there like a stinger on there?

Speaker 11 (43:19):
Yeah, but they're giant. You don't want one on you though.

Speaker 32 (43:23):
It's not hissing right now, but it's somewhere in my car.
I am never getting in my car.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Until I take it out.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Okay. So yeah, so you're off safely parked off the
side of the road, right, So the cickeda is the
cicada and you are both safe.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
Okay, Okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I'm okay, pull yourself together.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I am afraid. I am afraid for you to start
driving because if it, if it attacks you, you're gonna
you're gonna get into a wreck or something.

Speaker 32 (43:56):
So I'm not gonna get my car get out. That
thing was so loud.

Speaker 8 (44:03):
What do we do?

Speaker 31 (44:06):
It is?

Speaker 9 (44:06):
I didn't even know they could make that?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Can you Can you duplicate the sound that that cicada makes?

Speaker 12 (44:14):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
It's like a very.

Speaker 32 (44:18):
Like that, yes, yes, it's like a drum like my
heart is beating so fast when that started, because I
was like, oh my god, maybe it's not a c
it's like a flying rattlesnake or something.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
No, you don't care a flying Yeah alright, Well, I
really don't know how to solve this.

Speaker 32 (44:40):
I mean a rest area in front of the lake,
like I can't call nine one one over there?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
No, no, Jamie, Jamie. Uh okay.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
First of all, you need to realize cicadas will not
injure you.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I don't think.

Speaker 32 (44:53):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Okay, what if you just open all four door of
the car, considering it's a four door and and and
you're gonna have to coax the cicada out of your
car in some way.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I can't find it.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
What should she do?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Here's kata katy k Maybe it's gone.

Speaker 32 (45:15):
No, it's not. I've been watching.

Speaker 10 (45:18):
I'm not the hood of it.

Speaker 32 (45:20):
I got all the doors open. I'm waiting for that
thing to fly out, and it has a shadow, so
I'll see it.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Oh my god, yes, gandhi.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Well we we should look up if they prefer heat
or cold, and if they like the cold, maybe you
turn the heater on all the way so that they
try to fly out.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
The window, or if it's.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Cold, give a blow dryer with you.

Speaker 32 (45:42):
I have an air blower for my tire.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Okay, the.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Squirt it.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah, okay everyone.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Everyone needs to calm down, including.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
You, Jamie.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Calmer heads will prevail as they say. Now do you
have the uh you have the air blower with with you?

Speaker 32 (46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Have a tire fill or whatever it is?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Is it aerosol? I mean what is it?

Speaker 11 (46:09):
Oh?

Speaker 32 (46:10):
You know it's one of those handy dandy little the
wall things like you're filling up your tire.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I have a flat tire.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Wait, you have a flat tire too, I do?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I do? I have to get new rooms.

Speaker 8 (46:22):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Hold, Oh you're a mess. So Jamie, you have a
flat tire and a cicada.

Speaker 32 (46:29):
And a cicada I hope with I don't think we.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Can help you. It is a flying rattlesnake.

Speaker 19 (46:37):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
All right, Garrett has the phone tap today? What's it
all about?

Speaker 25 (46:43):
So?

Speaker 22 (46:44):
Cat and Mark wanted to play a phone tap on
their friend Andrea. So the friends asked Andrea to borrow
a car for the day. But the one rule was
do not put your dog in my car. So I'm
going to start the call to Andrea from the autobody
shop saying, hey, car's ready to be picked up.

Speaker 8 (46:58):
All right, let's see what happened.

Speaker 12 (47:02):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Hi?

Speaker 22 (47:04):
Is this Andrea the Worst?

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (47:07):
My name is David. I work over at you know
what detailers and workshop. Uh huh, your car is ready
to be picked up. We just finished it about twenty
minutes ago. So if you want to come, just let
me know.

Speaker 14 (47:18):
Cash your credit and I think you have the wrong number.

Speaker 22 (47:21):
No, this is the number that you left when you
dropped it off two hours ago.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
No, I didn't I didn't drop off my car.

Speaker 10 (47:27):
I didn't even have my car right now.

Speaker 22 (47:28):
So wait, hold on, do you have a silver license plate?

Speaker 11 (47:33):
Now?

Speaker 22 (47:36):
Yeah, you and your boyfriend dropped it off this morning,
said you needed it in a rush, just you know,
hurry it up. So I'm confused. Now, this is not
your car?

Speaker 20 (47:45):
Can hold on?

Speaker 17 (47:46):
I'm sorry what happened to my car?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Okay?

Speaker 22 (47:48):
Well, there's a slight scratch along the driver's side that
we were able to buff out really quick, no issues
about that. It was the back seat that we weren't
able to take care of. That we got the diarrhea
out of the back just the stench is still there?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
What?

Speaker 22 (48:04):
Yeah, there was massive amount of diarrhea in the.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Back seat, some one in my back seat.

Speaker 22 (48:10):
My guys tried hard, and we washed and we vacuumed,
and we shampooed, and then we rinsed, and when we
repeated over and over again, we threw on a few
air fresheners because, trust me, we felt bad. But it's
ready to be picked up. So if you want to
come and get it, we're good to go.

Speaker 17 (48:25):
SS your boyfriend's stupid dog.

Speaker 14 (48:28):
Oh my god, I'm coming to get I'm coming to
get the car where.

Speaker 22 (48:32):
There's going to be eight hundred and fifty dollars cash,
like you said, since it was a rush job on
the order.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
I don't even have eight and fifty dollars.

Speaker 21 (48:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Oh my god, what are you?

Speaker 17 (48:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (48:48):
All right, we're going to let her sit with that
for a few minutes.

Speaker 32 (48:53):
He's actually calling me right now.

Speaker 22 (48:55):
Three way to call in and we'll sit back from
the radio station and just listen to it.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
All right, But I got him a blow?

Speaker 17 (49:04):
Why is their diarrhea in my back seat?

Speaker 25 (49:06):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 17 (49:07):
I a phone call from an autobody detail saying because
they were in the back seat.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
Okay, a dog that I told you not to put
in my car?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Why is there.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Diarrhea in my back seat? All right?

Speaker 32 (49:18):
Accidentally says A dog a little bit too us this morning,
took the car.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
And then I put him in the back of the car,
and then he had an accident.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
But then I took care of it, like I called
to tell you.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Take care of it.

Speaker 17 (49:29):
The back seat still smells, like I bet it doesn't,
I sell you they couldn't fix it.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Well they always say that stuff.

Speaker 17 (49:36):
Oh no, no, no, they couldn't fix this. Stop whining,
calmed down, killing place, chalking.

Speaker 10 (49:43):
Me a hundred fifty dollars.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
You get a car back.

Speaker 17 (49:46):
It's not gonna always in my seat.

Speaker 11 (49:50):
They didn't say it's gonna cost eight hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 28 (49:54):
You need to calm down.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
It's a care what you need to calm up down.
Your dog needs to calm up down.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Your dog's tetal system needs to calm them down.

Speaker 22 (50:02):
Hey, Andrea, my name's Garrett from Elvis Duran in the
Morning show. You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Oh my god, are you kidding?

Speaker 6 (50:13):
You freaked out so bad as oh my you the
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 26 (50:21):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 19 (50:25):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
We have two members of our show, of our Family,
Danielle and Froggy.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
They're going crazy over decorating their front yards for Halloween.
Danielle has how many twenty somethings inflatables? Yeah, yeah, I'm
almost thinking your house in the back isn't inflatable.

Speaker 8 (50:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
And then Froggy's entire neighborhood has gone wacko and everyone's
out doing each other. And now it's getting to the
point where they're messing with each other, right Frog, what
are they doing to your skeletons on the front porch?

Speaker 11 (51:11):
So we had one skeleton last year, and of course
every year Lisa's got to do a little more than
the year before. So we have two skeletons this year,
and we have two chairs on our front porch. Last
night we came home, the skeletons were having sex in
the front yard.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
YEP, I would have done that to you the other day.

Speaker 11 (51:28):
We have a tombstone that it is. It has a
little bit of a phallic shape to it. A couple
days ago we came home and the tombstone was in
one of the skeleton's laps, sticking up high like you know.
This is like so every time we leave and we
come home there's something going out. We know who's doing it.
We love her, however, it's like I think she goes
online that looks for ideas that things to do with

(51:48):
our skeletons, comes down the street, doesn't leave. Yes, but
it's fun.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
It is fun. I mean, but ifever you caught them,
what would you do? What would you say to them?

Speaker 25 (51:59):
Ha?

Speaker 11 (52:00):
Yeah, gotcha? I would laugh. I would laugh at her
and that. But you know what, she has decorations on
her house, but she doesn't understands her decorations are going
to get rearranged as well.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
She doesn't absolutely no, it should happen anyway. Start a
war froggy, Yep, Halloween Wars.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
Isn't that show?

Speaker 11 (52:15):
You know?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Speaking of Halloween and ghost and stuff? My little kid
ghost is back. I've seen them or her. I don't
know if it's here she I don't know in that window.
I mean, I saw it. They I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
I saw them three times last night when I was
watching TV.

Speaker 10 (52:34):
That's so cool.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
How do you stay in the home you have to leave?

Speaker 11 (52:38):
In Bernick Gobby, I would so creepy. It is so creepy.
I was at his house one time. I als walked
out of the room and then I saw this in
the window, and I thought Elvis was messing with me.
Elvis comes back in the room, I'm telling him what
I saw. I saw it again, so it is real.
It's there, It's it is the creepiest thing ever, but
it's I I think I thought I would run out

(53:01):
of the house if I saw it, but I didn't.

Speaker 8 (53:03):
I was no.

Speaker 11 (53:03):
It was creeping up. Look.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
You know, this is one of several times I've been
in a situation with something that can be explained. And
even though I've seen her him many times, her I
don't know, and other things, I still am not one
hundred percent certain. It's weird. And anyone who's seen something
like this, they'll tell you. Most people, you think you

(53:26):
would be scared out of your whatever and you'd run
out the door. You're not. You actually go okay, that
wasn't so bad and you just watch TV.

Speaker 10 (53:33):
No, you know, my mom in her old house had
ghosts for the longest time. I mean even to the
point where when a priest came over to say some
prayers with us when my dad was passing, he asked
for holy water because he felt certain things in the
house and blessed the house.

Speaker 11 (53:47):
But anywhere you go.

Speaker 10 (53:48):
But so she would talk to the ghosts, and I
remember I would sleep over and we would hear crashes
and go downstairs and there was nothing. And there was
one time I was on the staircase and something wouldn't
let me go down the stairs. All these things would happen.
But after she moved out of the house, we drove
back and drove past the house and she saw two
people sitting on the couch. And from where we were looking,

(54:12):
She's like, there's no way we would have been able
to see people. She's like, those were not peoples. Where
the ghosts? So I said, well, just that you left.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
They were people.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
Yeah, I want to that's the problem.

Speaker 10 (54:24):
So the ghost that we left and they're pissed off
or you know whatever, And Mom goes, I want to
reach out to the new people, and like ask them like,
have you heard anything, have they come out, have they
talked to you guys?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Well, then you know, yeah, I talked to the people
who used to live in this house.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Noah, it's not haunted. And I said, well, okay, not
for you, it's for me. Maybe it's maybe on the
problem you could bring it out.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
So decorating for Halloween of Nate's fiance, Heather, what did
she order from Amazon to decorate the house with?

Speaker 11 (54:52):
Hey, bails?

Speaker 8 (54:54):
I know you could get bales of hay.

Speaker 11 (54:57):
Amazon.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Those are tick condos.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Seriously, and don't you have like every allergy in the world.
You're gonna be sneezing your ass off.

Speaker 8 (55:05):
I think she's gonna decorate the front.

Speaker 11 (55:07):
But I'm like, why didn't we just go to like
some farm stand or something.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Why are you.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Bail ahead bales of hay?

Speaker 10 (55:15):
You're not the cleanup of that is insane. There's gonna
be everywhere, all right.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
All right, all right?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
So anyway, we heard from Abbey up in New Haven, Connecticut,
the home of my favorite Clampie.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Must say, Hey, Abby, how are you Abby?

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Uh listen, yeah, don't listen to the radio because that'll
confuse you or you are you listening to dead people? Now,
here's the thing, Abby says, quite literally the kid from
sixth Since you've been able to see dead people most
of your life?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Right?

Speaker 12 (55:50):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Now, how does it not drive you a little? Is
it terrifying you? Does it drive you a little little
little nutties?

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I mean I would can you turn it off?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
So as I've gotten older, I've been able to sort
of tune it out, I guess it's the best word.
But when I was younger, I had no control over it.

Speaker 32 (56:09):
Wow, Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
It was terrifying, and I would think that I was
going insane. But you know, going to Gettysburg really kind
of solidified it for me.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Talk about that.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
So I looked it up afterwards and it's it's this
thing called a time slip. So when I'm there, I see,
like all my friends walking around this beautiful seals with
the sawn out and shining and it's gorgeous, and then
laid over it like tracing paper is the Battle of Gettysburg.
So wi dying cannon's going off, stepping in people that.

Speaker 21 (56:40):
Are dead on the ground.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Yeah, It's just it's very unsettling.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
So is it almost a three dimensional thing for you
when the like like tracing paper over what's really happening
in reality?

Speaker 23 (56:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
No, Like I looked down and I thought I was
stepping in somebody's head.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Wow, yeah, yeah, Okay. So if you're walking down the street, Abby,
can you is it easy for you to tell the
difference between someone who is alive versus someone who has passed?

Speaker 24 (57:09):
Yeah, they kind of.

Speaker 15 (57:12):
If.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
For me now as an adult, it's like like a
shimmer in the air rather than like an actual person
or with features, unless it's somebody that I unless somebody
that I know, and then I can actually see the person,
hear them talking.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
So in my house and Froggy's seen the child too,
there's this child. It's always in this same window. It's
it's it's it's weird and and it's not scary at all.
For some reason, I don't know. I thought i'd be
freaked out, but I'm not. So if you were in
my house right now, Abby and you did see this child,
there's a chance you would. Would you try to communicate
with the kid or do you just leave them alone?

(57:49):
Or how do you interact with them?

Speaker 3 (57:50):
If you do, if they reach out to me, I
sort of just listen unless it's you know, malicious, like
when I go by life, a mental institution that's got
really bad stories about it, going by cemeteries, I just
sort of listen, and sometimes it can be really loud
and give me a headache, and sometimes just sort of

(58:11):
whispers in the background. Like when my my husband's grandmother
passed away. We weren't there. We were at home because
it was COVID, and about five minutes before we got
the call that she had passed, I was sitting at
the dinner table and I felt like I was coming
out of my skin, Like I felt like my skin
was falling off my body.

Speaker 16 (58:30):
It was.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
It was very unsettling. I had to go outside and
like meditate because I was literally having a panic attack.
And my mother in law got really angry all of
a sudden. And I'm ninety nine twenty nine percent sure
that Grandma stopped by before she went on to wherever
she went.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Well, as you know, you spoke with our producer Nate
a few moments ago. Nate has had two strokes.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Is he alive?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I mean, if you put your head to his chest,
get me here, hear beating.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
No, No, not really, but that was even before the strong,
and I'll take it a step further.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
He pretty murdered himself.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
He doesn't even have a reflection in the mirror.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
So Abby, you know, I look, you know, I don't
mean to make fun or anything. Is I can assume
that going through life with this ability that you have
can be a downer sometimes and maybe I'm sometimes you
wish you didn't have it in your life, But are
you glad you do have that you have this sixth sense?

Speaker 3 (59:32):
I was particularly happy about it at my own grandmother's
funeral because I sang. I sang at her funeral and
I didn't know how I was going to get through it,
and she held my hand through the whole thing.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Yeah, So that was It's nice when I know the
person and I can sort of sense that they've gone
there and they're settled. It's unsettling and I wish I
didn't have it when I'm in areas that are part
early violent, like New Orleans is off the off the
I can't go there. I've always wanted to go to outsit.
I can't go there, right?

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
Can you turn it?

Speaker 10 (01:00:09):
Can you turn it off? Because I heard that like
people learn to turn it off so yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
As an adult, I can turn it. It's it's more
like turning it down, like turning a stereo down. I've
never been able to fully turn it off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Well, look, uh, interesting conversation, Abby, and all the best
to you. And I'm thinking if anyone else is listening
that is going through or living a life like you're
living with these experiences in this sense, is there is
there like a central hub where all of you guys
can get information from each other or some some some

(01:00:42):
mental stability help or you know, because I can see
how that could be very taxing on your Mentye.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
I have no idea. I was diagnosed by polar about
a year ago, so I'm medicated now, so that's always good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Has that changed anything?

Speaker 21 (01:00:58):
Yeah, no, it turns it down quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Okay, wow, okay, good good, good good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
So my mind is a little bit more closed and
I can sort of control my emotions if that's the
best way I can put it. It's it's hard to
like verbalize it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
No, I totally totally respect that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Well, look, it's it's a pleasure speaking with you, and
all the best to you, and you know, with whatever,
if you want to call it a gift, do you
want to call it a the opposite of a gift
or whatever it is you have going on with you.
I hope that you always take care of yourself and
put yourself first and don't let that engulf you and
definitely don't let it define you, right, Oh, no, definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I don't tell anybody about it usually because I'm afraid
people are gonna look at me like I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Well, you've come to the right place because we're very
we're very open minded here and we you know, we
have a little drop of the crazy going that's so
we're good. So you're safe with us. I know you're
safe with us. Thank you so much for spending time
with us. And you go have a great day, okay, Abby,
you too, all right, take care by way.

Speaker 10 (01:01:58):
So you know, you know, our girl with the pink hair, right,
it doesn't make themselves. So she has been having these
things for years and years and years, and for the
longest time she kind of ignored it. But for the
past couple of years she's been working with somebody who
has actually been able to kind of center her and
help her with these things that she has going on.

(01:02:18):
And she's been starting to do readings and stuff, and
she is getting really really good at it. So I
don't know, maybe she's somebody that would come to your house,
Elvis and just see if she felt here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Yeah, I would love Dina to come visit me anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I just love her as a version, and it so
happens if she wants to talk to kid, to talk
to the kid in the window.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Yeah, yes, another week.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
Then here we go into the day.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Cal Vista ran in the morning show. In the morning show,
Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
You're going to a two part wedding, So they're having
a wedding a now wedding would be later in the year.

Speaker 16 (01:03:01):
Yeah, Elvis, this is a growing trend. I noticed this
is now the third wedding I've been invited to where
there's part one is happening. Now it's just a wedding.
It's a kind of wedding junior. And then the big
celebration is going to be next year when when.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
They can do it. Yeah. Fun, there's going to be
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
They're anxious, they're ready to go, they're ready to get married.

Speaker 16 (01:03:20):
Well, I just don't like the idea that's like, wait
a second, you're going through the whole process twice and
where everyone's going to do the dress up thing twice, and.

Speaker 11 (01:03:27):
I give them two gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
That's where I'm having different No, no, no, I hope not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
You don't give a You don't give a gift for
a party. You give a gift for a wedding. They're
getting married one time, that's what the gifts are.

Speaker 10 (01:03:39):
I mean, if they're having an engagement party first, then
I understand another gift. But there's no engagement party and
it's just two it's two weddings.

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
That's nice wedding, wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It's like they're anxious, they want to get it started.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
Yeah, go have fun, So give half half or do
I give all of it up front?

Speaker 16 (01:03:56):
Or but the thing is and then I look like
an idiot if I wait till the second wedding because
we don't know this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I think you're overthinking it. They're getting married once. It's
just one wedding. It's one union at a time for
these so when they get married, you can give them
a gift now or give them a gift later. I mean,
I don't I don't think anyone's gonna worry about it.

Speaker 16 (01:04:17):
I compare it to like tipping the bartender up front,
give them all the money up front, show them that
you made the effort, and then a number two you
could skate by.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I know, but okay, are you let me ask you
a weird question. Are you happy for them? I mean, god, yeah, okay,
focus on that part, like focus on that.

Speaker 16 (01:04:35):
Look, I'm gonna be worried how I'm they're gonna think
about me if I only give, if I do half care,
and they're gonna be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
My god, carried really in the whole scheme of things
in their lives. I don't think you, you and what
you do are gonna keep them awake at night. I
think you're okay.

Speaker 16 (01:04:48):
They get judging when they open the envelopes and they
write that stuff down in the ledger.

Speaker 10 (01:04:52):
I'm telling you, wait, now, here's what do you think
that they're gonna go Like, if you gave something nice
at the first wedding, then the second wedding comes, they're
gonna go, oh, scaries gift. I mean, they should have
it written in the ledger that you gave it the
last wedding.

Speaker 16 (01:05:05):
And yeah, but didn't you keep like track like an
accountant of everything that came in and who gave what?

Speaker 10 (01:05:10):
I mean thanks that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Yes, yes they do, Yeah, they do.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Thanks for the thank you right for the thank you
cards exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:05:16):
But a ledger makes it sound like there's a dollar
value attached to it.

Speaker 10 (01:05:19):
Well, most people, I guess it depends on where you live.

Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
Where we live.

Speaker 10 (01:05:23):
They give money.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
That's what you get at weddings, you know so, But
I wouldn't worry about it. The whole point is you
have friends who are getting married. You want to help
them celebrate. They've decided they're going to celebrate twice because
they cannot be fully open now, but they want to
get it started.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Go play, Go play with them, Go have some fun.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
I'm going to okay, just don't judge on the gift.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Now, let's say, God forbid, they have this the first wedding, right,
and you decide, well, I'm gonna give the gift on
the second wedding. Yeah, they don't. They don't make it
to the second wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Oh oh that's a problem. That's a problem.

Speaker 10 (01:05:56):
I have another question.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
What's that say?

Speaker 10 (01:05:58):
You're you give somebody a nice gift for their birthday
because they're turning like a big number or whatever, and
then you have a party later, do you have to
give them another gift or you already gave them a gift,
so you're you know, whatever, what do you think you
a gift? Okay, that's what I think too, but other
people are telling me. Now, I'm just saying I think

(01:06:19):
if that's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
What I say, Wow people, Do people really get that
wrapped up in the gift?

Speaker 9 (01:06:25):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
Yes, Unfortunately I told you what I did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
We'll go ahead, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Well, I have a friend who got married not too
long ago, and she had a bachelorette party. The bachelorette
party ended up getting canceled, so I heard from another
friend that she then expected everybody to roll the money
from the bachelorette party that they didn't spend into her
wedding gift. So she wanted to collect both. Oh I
didn't do that, So I don't know if I'm the
terrible friend or I know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
I was like, that's a lot of money, and I
screwed everything up where I I we were writing, we
were trying to keep tabs on what people get. We
first of all, we said, please do not give a gift,
we do not need anything. We appreciated donate money to
contribute money to this organization whatever. But people gave gifts
anyway because they're they're they're lovely people, and they wanted
they wanted to give a gift.

Speaker 11 (01:07:12):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
We cannot find the list, we don't know where, we
don't know who gave us what. I've got this beautiful
ash tray up there.

Speaker 11 (01:07:19):
I don't know who gave it to me.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
I did it was me?

Speaker 8 (01:07:22):
Is it okay?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Take claims out there going, Oh my god, you didn't
even say thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:28):
I don't know. I don't know who to think.

Speaker 11 (01:07:30):
No, I think you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
You were very clear, very clear about not wanting gifts
and specifically telling us if you do want to give
me a gift, here's where you can donate the money
for that gift. So if people chose to go around
that and give it to you, I don't think you
really owe back the thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
Oh my gosh, you're so amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
This is just a nice thing to do.

Speaker 10 (01:07:48):
Thank Yeah, of course it is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
But the phones are going crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
I got Karen on line five. Karen her solution for
the two part wedding. It was a two part wedding,
just like scaries, right, Karen.

Speaker 21 (01:07:59):
Yes, this past weekend I just went on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Was this part one or part two?

Speaker 21 (01:08:04):
This is part one. This was the bride and girl.
My name is Karada from Santa Pois, New York, Long Island.

Speaker 14 (01:08:09):
I love her.

Speaker 21 (01:08:09):
Oh you guys and I have listened to you for
twelve years.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
It's going to work.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
So anyway, so you went to part wedding, the beautiful wedding.

Speaker 21 (01:08:17):
She had the os Royce, she had the whole nine yards,
the makeup orders that everybody was signed. This church was full,
the wedding cards, you know. The the invitation said the
wedding of these two kids. So everybody, a ton of
people came to the church and I gave my full
envelope to the wedding and the little card was inside.
The invitation said the reception will follow next year. And

(01:08:38):
so it's really Part two.

Speaker 15 (01:08:40):
Was really reception.

Speaker 21 (01:08:40):
It's not a wedding wedding. It's a wedding and a reception.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
It's a party.

Speaker 25 (01:08:44):
And right exactly where did a gift go?

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Karen?

Speaker 21 (01:08:48):
I just handed it to the brod and mother, you know,
just to give everything envelope and everybody kind of do that.

Speaker 10 (01:08:57):
If you gave the gift of ready, what if you
give half now half later like, no.

Speaker 21 (01:09:01):
It's that's ridiculous.

Speaker 20 (01:09:02):
No, I like it.

Speaker 15 (01:09:06):
That's kind of stupid.

Speaker 21 (01:09:07):
I think that's done because it's a party.

Speaker 25 (01:09:09):
It's a party.

Speaker 21 (01:09:09):
I mean, I don't know if she's gonna put that
gorgeous wedding down on again this year.

Speaker 32 (01:09:12):
She might be pregnant.

Speaker 21 (01:09:13):
I have another friend whose son got married lest she
didn't want to. Way they lived in Texas. The coming
up talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
It's just it's giving me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
I got blood pressure flying up my eyes. Oh okay,
thank you, Karen, best of luck to you. You sound
like you did the right thing though, to give him a.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Gift an ear over. It's done.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
The gift is done.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
I don't know you anything else.

Speaker 33 (01:09:30):
See, I wouldn't give a gift until part two because
if they don't make it to part two, I don't
want to have wasted my gift on part one. See
what I'm saying, Well, if you can't make it to
a reception, you don't deserve the gift.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Wow, you were so emphatic.

Speaker 33 (01:09:44):
There's a lot of people that don't. Their marriage doesn't
even last six months, and they were saying that, I know,
but you have a gift and hope that things will
be fine. Jenny's online six.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Hello Jenny, Hi guys, Well hello, you went.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
To a two part wedding and you gave a gift
at each part, two gifts?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Totally I did so.

Speaker 34 (01:10:02):
My friend's wedding was last year, but it was canceled,
so last weekend they had the church ceremony and a
small luncheon just for a few friends and family. So
I did bring a small gift and then the actual reception,
big party will.

Speaker 35 (01:10:19):
Be next year.

Speaker 34 (01:10:20):
But they're also doing like a vow renewal, so I'm
going to give the actual gift, you know, the card
with some money at that time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Okay, look pressure, there's no pressure. You do exactly what
you want to do. But if someone else decides just
to give one gift, you don't think they're a schmock,
do you. I mean they're okay.

Speaker 35 (01:10:37):
I mean it's like, yeah, I mean I was just
brought up never you know, arrived somewhere without something, you know,
So that's why it was just a small gift.

Speaker 34 (01:10:48):
But I need to have something, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
I got you, I got you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
It's however you want to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
It's totally fine. I don't think there should be a
rule rules school. All right, thank you so much, Jenny, Yeah,
what's scary.

Speaker 16 (01:11:01):
There is this thought though, that if you're if the
host is paying for two parties and sholling out cash,
then you have to give a gift for both parties
to help cover that cost.

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
So there is there, there is that that is.

Speaker 16 (01:11:13):
Playing out in my head right now, which is why
I'm wrestling with the one gift versus two gift.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
I see, I've never understood that logic. Yeah, you throw
a party to throw a party, and I didn't write
I don't know. It's weird to me to throw a
party and expect you to compensate me for it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I don't know it's weird for me.

Speaker 10 (01:11:30):
Yeah, but that's what people do. They go, Okay, it's
two fifty a plate, three fifty a plate, So how
much I got to cover my plate and my guest's plate.
That's how people think it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
And I'm telling you what, Single people with no kids
really get screwed over in this whole game, because we
spend our lives going to baby showers, engagement parties, whatever,
paying for all of these different things. But not only
do we get screwed over by the government without being
married and having kids, then your friends never get you
all these gifts back that you're getting all of them.

Speaker 7 (01:11:59):
So just keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
I'm gonna go back to my wedding and I'm going
to divide it up and I'm gonna send you all
an invoice.

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
Get here.

Speaker 10 (01:12:10):
Please don't exactly, please don't.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
You should have a part two, Elvis, just a part two.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
We're gonna call it Part two the Payoff.

Speaker 19 (01:12:25):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
What is it that's wrong with your body? You would
have to explain to someone else if they took over
your body.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Okay, look, I used to have these fantasies.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I used to have these fantasies where if I saw
a guy with like a beautiful body, I would go, Okay,
I wonder what it's like to be in his body.
But with my brain, yeah, okay, I would consciously know,
oh my god, I'm now in his body. I'm what
to feel like those muscles and you know what it
feels like what I walk? Funny, because it's different you
know you wonder like what it would be like to

(01:13:12):
be in someone else's body but with your brain.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Yeah, so this is what you were talking about. You
have warnings. I have a warning with you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
As you know, I have a retina detached problem. So
every once in a while, if you take over my body,
you'll see lightning. Oh no, that's a cool Don't ask
Siri what the forecast is, okay, because you just know
you're going to see lightning even on the brightest sunny day.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
All right, so that's you know, a retinal Okay, like that? Well, no,
it's not good. It's a bad thing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
I've got a list, okay, Daniel, if it took over
your body.

Speaker 8 (01:13:45):
What warnings do you?

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:13:46):
So I have a thyroid conditions that make sure you
stay on top of that. Because I don't have a thyroid.
I have thyroid cancer years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Just tell us what will feel in your body.

Speaker 10 (01:13:53):
You don't feel back pain if you don't take your
CBD oil, So make sure you take your CBD oil.
If you don't take your migraine pill with you and
you get a migraine, you're gonna be throwing up the
whole day.

Speaker 22 (01:14:02):
So make sure you have that.

Speaker 10 (01:14:03):
But the biggest thing when you go to like a
Dunkin Donuts or a Starbucks and you order something like
a coffee, make sure they put skim milk in it,
because if you don't, you're gonna be in trouble the
rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Okay, you're saying that if I drink milk in your body,
I'm gonna crap my pants.

Speaker 10 (01:14:18):
You gotta be farting and crapping all day fart in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Yeah, all right, So you're a lactose and tall.

Speaker 10 (01:14:24):
I don't know if I am, but it might be.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Okay, gandhi, if we take over your body, yes, will
we notice.

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
So there are a couple things. One, I've been wired strangely.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
So I had a couple surgeries, and when they stitch
me back up, I don't know what they connected.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
But like if you touch my knee caps sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
I feel it in my armpit or if you touch like, yeah,
it's really strange the way that these things work.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
Also, my body has no limits.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
I don't have the defense mechanisms you're supposed to have
to survive, So like I don't get hangovers. I can
just drink and drink and drink and nothing happens. I
rarely feel pain. My sister says she's very worried because
because I don't have these defense mechanisms, I just do stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
So those are some warnings you need, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Frogy, Do you have any warnings on your body?

Speaker 11 (01:15:05):
Yeah? So, because of the brain surgery that I had
and the facial reconstruction that I've had, I have no
feeling in the top of my mouth. So if you
look up to the sky, my whole roof of my
mouth goes noum and it feels like somebody's tickling you.

Speaker 15 (01:15:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:15:20):
Yeah, I can't look up at all, so I never
look up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
And it's not something I want to live with, but
I want to experience.

Speaker 11 (01:15:25):
Yes, and number two, on really really hot summer days,
for some reason, my vision in my right eye goes
a little walk and I can't really see that good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Out of my right And by the way, of another
thing in my body. When you go to shave with
a razor, be careful because since I had my my
face lift, I don't have a lot of feeling in
my face. Oh no, so sometimes you can just rip
your ear right off. That's not so keep an eye
on it. You got a watch, you gotta watch in
a mirror while your shave. Now, scary anything unique about
your body? If we take over your body, what what

(01:15:55):
will we need to know about?

Speaker 8 (01:15:56):
Two things? One you know already and that is my
junk bend slow right when I'm excited. And then the
other one is I have a bum shin.

Speaker 16 (01:16:06):
A bum shin you know you know, you know the
back of the front of your calf, where where the
bones are the tibula meets the fibula. Sometimes when I'm walk,
when I'm walking, it'll lock up on me and I'll
have to stop and I'll have to pop it. I
have to stop it and pop it and swear and.

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
Really makes a noise like that, right, So sometimes it
will happen like where.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Show it can show just in case I get your body. Okay,
he's he's doing a.

Speaker 16 (01:16:32):
Walking my right, it's my right right this area, and
I'm like, I have to go, I have to pop
and it'll have to snap back into my idea.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
You're break dancing. So so where is that from? Just
a deformity.

Speaker 8 (01:16:50):
I just think it's developed over time.

Speaker 16 (01:16:52):
But I can tell you right now, I've never seen
a doctor for it and all I have to do
is stop and pop and then it'll go and then
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Wow, we're getting a lot of text. Not a joke.
I have two pea holes on my wiener woah.

Speaker 11 (01:17:05):
So don't evergound the message.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
So don't freak out when you see it. Let's see
on my left ankle, hertsweet reins. Okay, all right, that's.

Speaker 10 (01:17:13):
A I think that's a big thing with people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Yeah, yeah, that's nothing new, but the two pea holes
is a.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
Big thing, and I would be surprised if I saw
something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Here's someone who cannot burp, so expect copious flatulence.

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Phone tap Daniels, all right, we need a phone tap today.

Speaker 10 (01:17:31):
So Josh wants us to phone tap his mom. He's
getting ready to move into the dorm for his first
year of college. A lot of people are doing that
right now. Mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, which
makes sense. So he's like, you know what, call has
my new roommate.

Speaker 22 (01:17:46):
So that's what I did.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Are you the new roommate, I'm the new roommate. Just
cannot go well, all right, here's Daniel's phone tap, let's
listen to it.

Speaker 10 (01:17:51):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Josh please.

Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
Oh my gosh, it's so nice to meet you.

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (01:17:59):
Oh, fully, this is Jamie's roommate from college. I just
wanted to call and talk to him because I wanted
to say there's anything extra he wanted me to bring
when I go to school.

Speaker 17 (01:18:07):
Oh, that's funny because he never ever mentioned that he
had a girl as a roommate. It's it's just coming as.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
Kind of a shock to me.

Speaker 10 (01:18:16):
Yeah, but it's it's fine because it's co ed dorms
at the school. I mean, your son's adorable. I love
having him as a roommate.

Speaker 17 (01:18:22):
Okay, and your parents are cool with this, And I guess,
you know, I'm just I don't even I don't know
what to say. I'm a little I'm a little perplexed
about how this happened. And you know, he's never mentioned
he kept talking about you, but I assumed.

Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
That your name was a guy name.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
But I'm not.

Speaker 10 (01:18:39):
I'm really come from a great family. I mean, my
dad was arrested, but that's a different story. But other
than that, everything that was arrested, Yeah, it was a misdemeanor.
I was like, no, I had a really big deal.
But I you know, anyway, I'm really come from a
green family and my mom is awesome. She drinks now
and then, but you know, I don't drink, so we're good, okay.

Speaker 28 (01:18:59):
I you know, I think probably we'll probably meet you soon.

Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
Yeah, yeah, you'll meet us when you come up.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
Parent, parent gonna come up.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
Oh that'd be awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:19:07):
Well, you'll con meet my dad then, because he just
got out and he would love to meet you.

Speaker 17 (01:19:12):
Yeah, that should be a pleasure.

Speaker 28 (01:19:14):
But you know, I think you might want dividers.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
No, no, we're going diviners might go across the room
or something we don't need.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
We don't need that. It's cool.

Speaker 10 (01:19:21):
I have no problem changing in front of a guy.
I have no problem with that.

Speaker 17 (01:19:24):
I mean, I'm seeing Josh has always been very shy,
so I'm thinking that maybe he might feel more comfortable.

Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
With something like that, or don't even worry.

Speaker 10 (01:19:33):
Once he sees my knox a couple of times, there's
gonna be no problem shiness. Do it right up the window.

Speaker 17 (01:19:37):
Uh huh oh yeah, I mean, what is your major?

Speaker 10 (01:19:41):
I'm undecided right now. You know, I'm just really what
happened was is my mom kind of said, you have
to go to college. You don't want to end up
like your dad, So I had to go.

Speaker 20 (01:19:49):
I want to know you called.

Speaker 10 (01:19:50):
Do you know if there's anything he needs like my mom?
My mom will even buy us alcohol if we need.

Speaker 18 (01:19:54):
It for the room.

Speaker 12 (01:19:55):
But you'll want to get back to you on that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:57):
I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding that.

Speaker 17 (01:20:01):
Yeah cute, Okay, yeah, okay, all right with a pleasure bye.

Speaker 28 (01:20:06):
But yeah, by.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Josh, Yeah, it's so.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
Cool from your roommates.

Speaker 17 (01:20:15):
Oh, Jamie, you never told us that your roommate was
a female, never never mentioned it. And she revealed some
things to me on the phone, candidly about all the
first time you ever see her, as she put it, knocks,
and that's all that you'll be.

Speaker 28 (01:20:31):
You won't be shy anymore.

Speaker 20 (01:20:32):
She's a random roommate.

Speaker 17 (01:20:34):
You and I are gonna come up there and we're
gonna put a screen up. We're gonna get a fulled
out screen.

Speaker 25 (01:20:39):
We're gonna put it.

Speaker 17 (01:20:39):
Between the two beds so that you have some privacy
in that room.

Speaker 32 (01:20:42):
I mean, what if she brings guys in there?

Speaker 21 (01:20:44):
But well I know that.

Speaker 32 (01:20:48):
But not living with them where.

Speaker 17 (01:20:49):
They're changing and they's the basing at the share the
same bathroom. You could catch a glisse of her veragining there.
And that's another thing that worries me.

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
I won't be able to sleep at night.

Speaker 11 (01:20:58):
Even figure it was a big deal.

Speaker 17 (01:21:00):
It's a big Josh, it's a big deal.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Do you have any idea? Mom?

Speaker 10 (01:21:05):
You shouldn't be so upset because it's only a phone tap.
This is Daniel Manarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And God, Jamie is actually a boy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Oh thank god.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
The Elvis Duran a phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:21:21):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by autharticipation.

Speaker 19 (01:21:24):
The Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Hey, what is this? I'm reading about how there are
some people who are triggered by and want to cancel
some emojis off our phone. Well, they're saying, in particular
people born between nineteen ninety seven and twenty nineteen, otherwise
known as Generation Z, they think there are emojis that

(01:21:58):
are trigger ring negative passive aggressive conversation enders.

Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
There are some conversation enders you know, like goodbye.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
What Tram was saying goodbye or putting a thumbs up,
like okay, we're done.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
A thumbs up, especially the yellow one, is a very
I think, easy way to be, like I'm done, goodbye,
kay bye.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
That means that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Point well something.

Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
It's not mean.

Speaker 11 (01:22:24):
What does mean if somebody says, hey, they got something done,
Like if somebody says, hey, I did it, it's all done.
Thumbs up. You can't be like, okay, thanks, like appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
I guess you can. You can just to me, I'm like,
oh so I guess the conversation's over, okay bye.

Speaker 15 (01:22:36):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
I do thumbs up all the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Time, and I do the check mark. That means end
of conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
Yeah yeah, if you would have a meaningful.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Conversation with me, it's not going to be over text.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:22:45):
I do like the check mark better than the thumbs up.

Speaker 7 (01:22:47):
Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 10 (01:22:48):
It's less offensive. I don't know why the thumbs up with.

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
No race assigned to it feels extra cold. I don't
know why the yellow one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Okay, all right, so you're a little triggered, little bit,
a little bit passive aggressive, all right, so you're saying
the thumbs up is passive aggressive.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Here's the official list of canceled emojis. Thumbs up, okay,
the red heart. Now they're saying red heart is just
as much a conversation ender as a thumbs up. The
okay hand you like to circle you make with your thumb.

Speaker 24 (01:23:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Used.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Some people say the okay hand is a racist sign, too,
is Yeah, it's supposed to be a sign of something else.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

Speaker 11 (01:23:30):
I used that as my dismissive, like, yeah, okay, sure,
I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Other canceled emojis include my favorite, the check mark, because
I'll go like, hey, Nate, what time is Bobby Flay tomorrow?
He'll say eight to twenty, and I'll send to check mark,
meaning end of conversation. We don't need to discuss it anymore, Okay?
Am I triggering you when I give you a check mark?

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
I don't get triggered by that.

Speaker 6 (01:23:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Also, now the pooh emoji?

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
No, no, no, nope, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
What makes that one good?

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
I don't know. It's a pool emoji? Why would you
ever canceled it?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Well, they're canceling it. Also the loud crying face.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Why thin, I'm having a really bad day, Well will
they canceled my favorite show? Loud crying face, the monkey
covering his eyes?

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
I love the monkey. That's my favorite one.

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
The monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Why is that triggering?

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
I okay, I don't know why it's triggering to them.
But the monkey covering its eyes that I think is creepy.
Is a lot of guys will send you a creepy
d M and then add that at the end like oops,
I didn't mean to send that. I hope I'm not
offending you, and it's extra creepy.

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
Okay, yeah, I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Also clapping hands. They want to they want to erase
and totally delete.

Speaker 7 (01:24:33):
You did something good that you should get in the plot.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
See I use it as I'll put it between words
like I do not care exactly you see.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
That's triggering.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
It is leave that one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
The lipstick kiss mark. No, they're saying it needs to
be canceled. In the grimacing face, which is.

Speaker 10 (01:24:52):
I don't even know what you still like the prayer hands.
I'm really hoping we'll.

Speaker 11 (01:24:57):
Be canceling that next week.

Speaker 10 (01:24:59):
Come on, so dumb asses, as long as they don't
mess with my black moonface.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
We're all good.

Speaker 16 (01:25:04):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:25:05):
That was when I sold You're canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
One of the first emojis you ever sent me was
black moonface.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
That's my favorite one. I send it to everybody. It
says so many things.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Yeah, you know what, what does it say?

Speaker 7 (01:25:16):
Whatever I wanted to say at the moment?

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Face.

Speaker 10 (01:25:20):
Do you ever type in an emoji? It never doesn't
come up because it doesn't exist. There are so many
I want to send, and I'm like, I want to
send this, and it doesn't come up with it doesn't exist.

Speaker 8 (01:25:30):
My response to this article middle finger emoji.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Seriously, black moonface. You see, you can get away from
black moonface.

Speaker 11 (01:25:39):
I cannot.

Speaker 6 (01:25:40):
No, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
The black moonface. It just looks so naughty, like it's
up to some nonsense. So that's why I like it,
because it can accompany so many other things. The black
moon face with a knife, you know what I'm trying
to say to you, Black moon face with the little nails.

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
You know what I'm trying to say to you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
It says a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
It's expressive.

Speaker 25 (01:25:55):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Look, if I call you, which I really do, I'm
rarely on the phone. Ever, If I call you and
we're okay.

Speaker 8 (01:26:01):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
I'm glad we got that figured out. Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Okay, bye bye click, that's
a proper goodbye. I just don't feel like texts are there.
Texts are there to abbreviate your life. So if we're like, hey, gandhi,
lunch noon today, Yes, check mark done.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Yeah, I guess that's not so bad. The way you're
describing this doesn't feel as bad as the way I
take it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Well, look, look on your phone. It's a text that
we've shared. Okay, and let me know if you see
any that are passive aggressive and triggering.

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
I don't feel passive aggressive stuff from you really ever.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Well, who in this room are you receiving passive aggressive text? Yes, room,
maybe no one because we're a family.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
Probably be Nate.

Speaker 10 (01:26:43):
N The problem is in a text message, sometimes you
just don't know how they mean to say it. And
I think a lot of times people take things the
wrong way and you're like, no, no, I didn't mean
it that way. It's just it's hard to get it
across in a text.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
That's the nuance of text. Though it always has been
out frog.

Speaker 11 (01:27:01):
I am quite relieved that of the ten that you
named canceled emojis, they're not the eggplant of the peach.

Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Right, those alone, they're fine.

Speaker 11 (01:27:09):
Those are very well used.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
What's that? What's that story?

Speaker 8 (01:27:13):
I think this texter nailed it.

Speaker 16 (01:27:15):
They said that gen xers think the thumbs up actually
means cool and aokay, because in our generation when you
do the thumbs up or the a ok that need
those are positives. But there's something lost in translation between
gen X and geners.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Well, they feel it's passive aggressive, but.

Speaker 8 (01:27:31):
It's lost in translations.

Speaker 11 (01:27:32):
Oh my god, I'll have to start using the thumbs
up more now. Is have to be one of my
favorite emojis now that I know it's so dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Right, let me let's talk to Chris over here.

Speaker 11 (01:27:45):
Hello, Chris, Hey, guys, how's everybody doing?

Speaker 15 (01:27:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
You know what thumbs up?

Speaker 32 (01:27:52):
Oh my god?

Speaker 21 (01:27:54):
I hate the thumbs up?

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Now, are there emojis that you find are well person
you find passive aggressive and dismissive?

Speaker 25 (01:28:03):
Yeah, it's totally the thumbs up.

Speaker 21 (01:28:05):
It's more, it's not even passive aggressive.

Speaker 12 (01:28:06):
It's just like an fu.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Oh no, that's the middle finger.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Actually.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Okay, So you're saying it's f Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Why do you feel that, Like, in what way can
the thumbs up be used at the end of a
text that makes you feel.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Like they just send you an F you?

Speaker 10 (01:28:25):
You know, I don't even think that people typically mean that.

Speaker 21 (01:28:28):
I just for some reason when I see it, I
just I almost see red and I'm just like, oh
my god, how could you just give me a thumbs
up and end it and.

Speaker 10 (01:28:36):
Say F you?

Speaker 11 (01:28:38):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
So that is what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
You feel like you feel like you've been dismissed. You've
been dissed.

Speaker 11 (01:28:43):
I do.

Speaker 12 (01:28:43):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I have like rejection anxiety or something.

Speaker 11 (01:28:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Let's let's not make this an issue that you have.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
I just want to I just want to know, like
why you feel that way, because I will tell you
if you and I, especially if if we work together Chris,
and we had a quick dialogue on next and I
sent you the thumbs up that means Okay, I hear
what you said. Yeah, let's move on, and I do
dismiss it. I dismiss our conversation. So you're you're saying
that you feel that's rude. That's the rude one.

Speaker 28 (01:29:11):
Yeah, I feel like to say okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Bye, or you know, would be better if I said, Okay,
I'm glad we had this exchange. You go have a
great day and let's talk later. Is that what you'd
rather have than a thumbs up?

Speaker 17 (01:29:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 32 (01:29:21):
And I don't even need all of that dialogue, like
I don't need quite that much even just you know.

Speaker 10 (01:29:28):
Okay, but I got it, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Yeah, you need you need closure on the text, is
what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
Yes, I need closure in words.

Speaker 8 (01:29:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
So so people who just put the letter K.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Yeah, oh my god, I hate the K too, be honest, I.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Hate the K as well. I hate the K.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
I'm with you over one, all right, Chris with a K,
and we thank you for listening to us, and you
have a great day and we'll see you and over
and out. And I hope you have a lovely, lovely,
lovely lunch today and great dinner tonight.

Speaker 32 (01:30:06):
I really do appreciate all of that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Okay, all right, take care of Chris. There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
She's like, Okay, you're dismissing me. I'm like in me,
I'm like, yes I am.

Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
I mean, we're all on the same page here exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Not with Chris. I love Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
But I'm saying, please don't read so much into the
text as they are an emotional bonding moment.

Speaker 19 (01:30:32):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
Sauce on the side. New episodes every Wednesday.

Speaker 19 (01:30:44):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
I have a restraining order against them.

Speaker 19 (01:30:51):
Oh, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah, this is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Come on, let's tell Grandma stories.

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
Grandma you know, I will tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
You know, doing this show for twenty five years, every
time we've talked about grandma's for some reason, it's fun.
I'd like we remember the time we talked about grandma's
whose boobs always popped out? Oh yeah, yeah, or grandma's
who were popular in the neighborhood we had. I remember
we had a listener call once and said, look, I
love my grandmother. I love her so much, but we

(01:31:33):
have recently found out that Grandma was She loved to
date lots and lots and lots of men, like lots
of men. And I said, well, look, we don't want
to slut shame grandma. That's the last thing we want
to do. There's nothing wrong with dating lots of men.
I mean, who you know, I've dated lots of men.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
I'm not a slut.

Speaker 8 (01:31:51):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:31:52):
I don't know anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Now we stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
No, but keep in mind grandma's You know, they have
years and years to accrue mileage, if you know what
I'm saying. Or what about the grandmother who set herself
on fire? We actually brought that up one day. Tell
us how your grandmother set herself on fire? Oh my goodness,
it was Gandhi. It was dozens of people responded, Yeah, Grandma,

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it usually is a wig.

Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
Thing, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
Ah, okay, okay. I was thinking a different type of
set themselves on fire like a protest.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
No, no, no, Your grandmother was kind of famous in
the neighborhood, right, Yes, My.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Grandmother was apparently the one who struck the fear of
God into a lot of the men around there, because
she was one of the pioneers of planned parenting plan sorry,
planned parenthood in India. So she was responsible for going
house to house and giving people vasectomies and they hated
her for it.

Speaker 10 (01:32:47):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
So if anyone saw your grandma walk into the front door,
she was about to like rip out their vez devrns
or whatever they call it, tube.

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
A snip and sow, Yeah, snipping so.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Is Yeah, here she comes, and my Grandma's like, you
have seventeen kids, you don't need this thing anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:33:05):
What is going on? Let's have a conversation. Oh they
hated her?

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Feel free to text textas. I just want to read
your responses, Like, something great about your grandmother. It doesn't
have to be something about her catching her hair on
fire or slicing you know below the Grona Marians and
all the guys of India.

Speaker 10 (01:33:24):
Do you remember Henry Bendall in the city, the big store. Yeah,
my grandmother was a seamstress for them, back in the
day when they all kicked it off. Yeah, she's got
a really cool job.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
That's so cool. Yeah, I love that. Did she also
get around?

Speaker 8 (01:33:38):
She did?

Speaker 10 (01:33:38):
I don't think so.

Speaker 23 (01:33:39):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:33:39):
Okayne, five?

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
I got John online five real quick.

Speaker 11 (01:33:45):
Hey John, good morning morning.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
So I said something that hit a nerve with you
and your family?

Speaker 11 (01:33:51):
What was that? John?

Speaker 17 (01:33:52):
Yes?

Speaker 23 (01:33:53):
When I was younger, My granny had a friend who
went through chemotherapy, and so she started to wear wigs
with her friend, just to support her. But my poor
granny didn't know that you couldn't use curling irons on wigs.
And she set her wig on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Oh she's okay, right. She didn't get any burns or anything,
did she.

Speaker 23 (01:34:11):
Oh yeah, no, it was only like a little wig
ahead thing. She was styling and getting it ready, and
she said she did. I guess she just held it
on there too long, and all of a sudden it
started smoking, and.

Speaker 8 (01:34:19):
Then the wigs.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
John, you should see these text messages. Here's when my
grandma brought powdered sugar with her through TSA. You know,
only grandmothers travel with powdered sugar. Oh no, And they
thought Grandma was.

Speaker 8 (01:34:31):
Doing cocaine, and they pulled up.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
They pulled her aside, thought Grandma had cocaine in a box.
It's horrible, my grandma. Oh my god, they're coming in
leaps and bounds. My grandma was so mad at my
dad that she told him to drop dead. Because Grandma's
they can say anything to get away with it. Oh yeah,

(01:34:55):
my grandma makes the best eggplant palm. I did CrossFit
when my grandma last night.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:35:03):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Hey, listen, John, thanks for listening. You go have a
great day, and God bless your grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Thanks you guys to take it easy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
George on line twenty four.

Speaker 11 (01:35:13):
George, Hey, how are y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
We're doing great? Man, tell me about what your grandma
did in the parking lot.

Speaker 31 (01:35:23):
So my grandma beat up some lady in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Now, why did okay, why did your grandma and some
old other lady get into a fight in the parking
lot And why did your grandma whoop her ass?

Speaker 31 (01:35:35):
Because the other lady was talking smack about my cousin
and my grandma was not having that. And so she
called up and said, you can meet me in the
grocery store parking lot. And she did and she whooked
her behind.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Yes, my god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Look, we don't condone violence, but it's it's you know what,
don't mess with grandma.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
She's gonna kick your ass.

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
Never show up in the park when you get the invite.
That is a terrible plan.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Yeah, that's a good plan, especially if it's George. G
George's grandma. Hey, George, Thank you man, thanks for listening
to us today. And it's great hearing about your grandma.

Speaker 31 (01:36:10):
Thank y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
You take it easy, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
I love a lot of these texts are saying these
wonderful things about their grandma's. Grandma would always bring her
own chicken cutlet to the restaurant. Yes, she bring your
own chicken.

Speaker 11 (01:36:23):
So how do you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
She just cooked it up and said, you know what,
I prefer mine. I'm gonna sit here and you're gonna
do something with them.

Speaker 10 (01:36:30):
That they did take salad dressings and stuff out of
their purse all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:36:34):
Put stuff into that person.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Of course, this texture says my grandmother could kill a
chicken by tapping it on its head. It would freeze
and she would grab it by the neck and just
twist it in circles. Oh, dear God, grandma's I know.
But they would make fresh chicken from those chickens. My
grandma used to hit us with her cane every time
we cursed, and she made us put a dollar in
a jar.

Speaker 22 (01:36:54):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
My grandma always used to drop food down her shirt
and she would always say that her bobs were hungry.

Speaker 7 (01:37:02):
Sounds like a grandma in the show nine Froggie as
a grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Like nine as Jen Pyd Jen, Hi, how are you?
We're doing very well?

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Tell us about your grandma.

Speaker 35 (01:37:15):
So I actually I'm a speech therapist.

Speaker 9 (01:37:18):
I lived with her for the last year during COVID.

Speaker 21 (01:37:21):
She passed away three weeks shout of her ninety ninth birthday.

Speaker 28 (01:37:25):
Oh wow, but she lived the best life and when
she was eighty.

Speaker 9 (01:37:29):
We actually just were sharing this story at her week.

Speaker 21 (01:37:32):
She was living in Yonkers and her neighbor's.

Speaker 9 (01:37:34):
House got robbed and she ran down the street after
the robber, screaming.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
How you get over here.

Speaker 9 (01:37:42):
They didn't put him at the time, but then they
found him robbing another house a couple of days later,
and they showed her his headshot to her and she identified.

Speaker 27 (01:37:52):
Him and the.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
God rest her soul.

Speaker 8 (01:37:57):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Yeah, yeah, you know what.

Speaker 9 (01:38:00):
And chocolate chip cookies. She counted eight chips for every cookie,
so making chocolate chip cookies was like a four hour activity.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Grandma's are allowed to do it because they had a
lot of time. And well, hey, thanks Jen, thanks a lot.
I appreciate that story.

Speaker 13 (01:38:15):
Of course, have a good one you too.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Another text a Rottwiler bet My grandma, and she bet
it back and got arrested for animals.

Speaker 17 (01:38:23):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
When my grandma would make food I didn't like to
eat for lunch, she would tell me that I can
just go eat crap and die. Here's one grandma that
always had holy water with hers, so if someone pissed
her off, she sprinkled it on them. Oh my gosh, yeah, scary,
it's great.

Speaker 16 (01:38:40):
My grandma was more of a fiction's bar stealer, where
she would take home the pickle chips.

Speaker 8 (01:38:45):
She was like a savor of everything. She would take
aluminum foil and hang it out on the wash.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Line TOI we use it.

Speaker 10 (01:38:51):
My grandmother would sew her pantyhose, like if you got
to run in your pantyhose, Instead of going to buy
a new pair of pantios, she would sew it up
and save it somehow. My mother's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
He's texts my grandma had weed growing in her front yard. Yes, Grandma,
my grandma. When she was alive, she would curse at
you in Spanish if you said anything bad about her
baseball team, the Yankees. I mean, the list goes on
and on. My grandma gets into fistfights over men in
the nursing home. Oh my god, my grandma always farts

(01:39:25):
when she's walking and blames the floorboards thanks to Grandma.
Finally tile, yeah, exactly, Oops, we finally we talked to Grace. Hey, Grace, Hi,
good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Tell us about your grandma.

Speaker 21 (01:39:41):
So, my grandmother was a typical, strict, very old school
grandma and she would sit with a machete outside the
house while my sister and I would ride bikes, and anyone,
anyone that would come close to us, she would just
grab out the machete. And you know, my grandma's hispanic
well away.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
She would come come at them with a machete.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
You know what, I gotta be honest, Grace, I would
take your grandma very seriously at that point.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
No problem.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Hey, listen, thanks for listening to us, Grace. I hope
you have a really great day today. Don't let anyone
mess with you. If not, Grandma's a machete is waiting
for him.

Speaker 15 (01:40:20):
Okay, all right, guys, Hey, this is Taylor Swiss.

Speaker 12 (01:40:27):
This is.

Speaker 7 (01:40:30):
You know, listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:40:33):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
Okay, So, Gandhi walks through the door this morning and goes, oh,
I just can't speak. Look at this artwork created for
me by an elephant.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
Yes, like what and so Danielle I were looking at it,
We're like, wow, yeah, what an elephant.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Can't paint that? I mean, what did you What was
your first thought, Danielle when you saw this this painting.

Speaker 10 (01:40:54):
I was like, Okay, maybe the elephant did like some
of the dots, and then somebody came in and kind
of finished it off. That's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
It was like, you know, they let the elephant kind
of like screw around with the canvas in the brain,
and then someone came in and then actually painted like
a real elephant and trees would detail.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Yeah right, and gandhi, says Danielle. She says, you and
I are the fruitcakes here.

Speaker 24 (01:41:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
That an elephant did paint this this.

Speaker 7 (01:41:26):
There's video, there's a whole place where they do it.
People go to watch them do it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
It's like it's it's an undeniable thing, but you guys
don't want to accept it. Danielle said, anything to be faked.
So I said, okay, well then I can't fight that.
If anything can be faked, sure, so gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
She throws gas on the flame by saying, well, wait,
I've got video proof. Yeah, and she sends us, she
sends us this video of this elephant painting, this this
work of art, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Oh my god, it looks real.

Speaker 7 (01:41:55):
It is real.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
It isn't real.

Speaker 8 (01:41:58):
Daniel help me here.

Speaker 7 (01:41:59):
So my thing with this is that.

Speaker 10 (01:42:02):
They could make the video look like it really happened
that way, but it really didn't. Like there are ways
to do it. So I think for me, unless you
fly me there and I've watched the elephant do it,
I'm going to question it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
I'll fly with you, daniel. But look at it, like, okay,
here's the video.

Speaker 7 (01:42:20):
That's a video I made, though, what do you mean
you made it? So I sticked it together.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
Yeah, but I zoomed in on the elephant, so you
can't see like the whole thing, which is what Danielle
is having a problem with. But if you just google
to the painting elephant, you'll see a bajillion videos from
random people who have been there and seen it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:41):
These guys are haters, but you believe all kinds of
other crazy. I do have a question.

Speaker 10 (01:42:45):
Do they say like like this one is of a
beautiful tree, and like, do they say, Suda, we want
you to paint this, or does Suita just paint whatever happens?

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
Put cloud up there, Bob.

Speaker 7 (01:42:58):
Paints what she wants to paint, the paintbrush.

Speaker 10 (01:43:00):
How does she paint that when it really looks like
something like it doesn't make sense. It's an elephant.

Speaker 7 (01:43:05):
Elephants are so smart.

Speaker 11 (01:43:07):
They do have I think it's like a bad tattoo,
where you have a bad tattoo and then you go
to a tattoo earth and they turn it into something else.
I think they let Suita paint, like just drop some
stuff on a canvas and then somebody else comes behind
her and adds on. That's a week to make it.

Speaker 7 (01:43:21):
Right, right, because when maybe Froggy, you should watch the
videos and do a google.

Speaker 10 (01:43:25):
Well, when I go to that wine and painting place, yeah,
you know, so my painting comes out a certain way
and then the person that knows what they're doing comes
over to my canvas and kind of like fixes it.
So that's why I think the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
But if you guys would just google it and watch
the process from start to finish, which takes maybe like
four minutes and I know that's a long time, but
how do we.

Speaker 10 (01:43:46):
Know that that's real and not fake.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
Well, i'll tell you what, I.

Speaker 7 (01:43:49):
Don't believe anything. I can't help you moving along.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
This is We're going to go in circles around this
all friggin day long, do a search for Suda, sud
a Suda, the painting elephant.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
I just caught ourselves going on and all, and I
stopped it. I put a stop to it because, well,
Gandhi will never ever ever listen to our logic.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
It's not your logic, you guys are you guys are
the wrong ones in this scenario.

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
You are incorrect. All you have to do is look
it up. Watch the people in front of them.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
Okay, look at this.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Now here comes the mountain of other crazies. They're all
agreeing with Gandhi. I've seen this suit of the elephant painting. Yes,
this elephant does paint.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
I know for a fact. I've seen the video. It's real.
Look at that.

Speaker 7 (01:44:31):
What about the people.

Speaker 11 (01:44:32):
I want to talk to somebody who's seen it in person.

Speaker 7 (01:44:34):
Somebody said, I've seen elephants paint in real life. It's true.
The zoo and Syracuse Let's animals paint.

Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
No, they do paint.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
I've seen animals paint in mini zoos, but not this.
You have to agree agree, Do you agree Gandhi that
maybe there's a little bit of human assistance to form
like the real items that are clearly clearly painted by
a human on these pieces of campus kind of So.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
I think that the elephants all like go to classes
and they learn how to do this stuff. And I
know that sounds crazy, but they actually do. Like there
are videos of them in class where people are teaching them, oh,
this is a tree, this is a flower, whatever. But
aside from that, they just get handed a paintbrush and
then they start to do their thing.

Speaker 6 (01:45:16):
Okay, get on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
I can talk to her.

Speaker 7 (01:45:20):
Please.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
I really got to move here. We gotta move.

Speaker 7 (01:45:22):
Okay, yes, says they've been there and the elephants actually paint.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Okay, I'm sure they have great mushrooms to chew on
there in Thailand.

Speaker 19 (01:45:32):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 36 (01:45:36):
Dear Elvis, my boyfriend is very overprotective of me. What
a great candidate for a phone tap. I want someone
to pretend they're following me around my college campus and
stalking me and then call it. He'll rush over here
and kick button immediately. This comes to us from Jeanette.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
A very simple setup, but it involves our own Scary
Jones playing the part of Wilson the perv. Jeanette starts
a call to where this boy for Scary Jobs comes
on as the deranged, creepy, lunatic Wilson.

Speaker 8 (01:46:05):
Let's listening to today's son Tap.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
Mike, Yeah, I need to help.

Speaker 20 (01:46:14):
I'm at school right now, right and then there's a really,
really weird.

Speaker 10 (01:46:17):
Guy and he keeps asking to be my friend.

Speaker 25 (01:46:19):
I have no idea what to do, Mike.

Speaker 11 (01:46:20):
What I'm I supposed to do? I'm coming.

Speaker 30 (01:46:22):
I don't know what to do with.

Speaker 11 (01:46:27):
Someone, all right, kind of reach for me?

Speaker 9 (01:46:34):
What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 10 (01:46:35):
Like, I can't go to school?

Speaker 11 (01:46:36):
They know I'm coming down there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
I'm gonna break this kid face.

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
I just wanted to sit down next to you.

Speaker 9 (01:46:44):
We're doing go back.

Speaker 20 (01:46:46):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:46:47):
Hello, my name's Wilson.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
Oh good up?

Speaker 5 (01:46:53):
So what's your name anyway?

Speaker 15 (01:46:55):
Man?

Speaker 11 (01:46:55):
You don't need to know my name.

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
Your name says a lot about you.

Speaker 14 (01:47:00):
Yo.

Speaker 8 (01:47:01):
You ever kissed before?

Speaker 6 (01:47:03):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:47:03):
You never?

Speaker 12 (01:47:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:47:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Dirty things happen on the curve.

Speaker 23 (01:47:09):
Okay, you might, you might have.

Speaker 20 (01:47:11):
An experience today because I having a problem understanding me.

Speaker 11 (01:47:14):
Why don't you leave her alone? My phone?

Speaker 5 (01:47:17):
Oh my god, shut I'm talking to him on that phone.

Speaker 11 (01:47:22):
All coming down there and I'm gonna break everything like
anybody didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:47:26):
Right, Okay, you hear me.

Speaker 8 (01:47:27):
I just want to give you back the phone.

Speaker 5 (01:47:29):
I wanted to tell you what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:47:32):
I want back the phone now.

Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
I wanted to go back. I wanted to take her
to McDonald's. You want to take her to McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Bro, Yo, you're lucky.

Speaker 11 (01:47:41):
I'm not right in front of your faith because I
will break it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:44):
But I didn't do anything wrong. You know my dad
knows people.

Speaker 20 (01:47:49):
Oh, I know people.

Speaker 21 (01:47:50):
How about that dad knows people?

Speaker 8 (01:47:53):
I know people even talking to me, Bro, I have
a baseball bat at home.

Speaker 21 (01:47:59):
You don't understand what.

Speaker 11 (01:48:00):
Could have coming out of my mouth.

Speaker 8 (01:48:01):
I'm coming down there and see.

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
Okay, how about I kick you upside the head?

Speaker 10 (01:48:08):
Being now hello, I'm gonna meet up with you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:12):
Okay, well no, no, fifteen minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:48:16):
Yeah, because you don't I don't like the situation right now.

Speaker 24 (01:48:20):
You want to scream that maybe I could buy you
some ice cream, ice cream and shut up? Oh yeah,
are you're still gonna try and hurt me?

Speaker 11 (01:48:35):
But you asking really don't question.

Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
I have another question for you though. What have you
ever been phone tapped?

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
Oh way, oh way?

Speaker 8 (01:48:46):
No, Hey, Mike, this is scary. Jos, Oh my god,
Holy look at you the night in shining armor.

Speaker 6 (01:48:55):
Oh my god, Elvis d phone tap.

Speaker 26 (01:49:00):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 19 (01:49:04):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:49:17):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
There is something I want to get into the little
things in life to irritate you, so I will tell you.
Walking into the radio stations today, there was a little
sticky note on the microwave. Who put this up? It says,
please hit clear when you're finished using this appliance instead

(01:49:41):
of leaving your remaining time displayed.

Speaker 8 (01:49:43):
No, who did that? Wasn't any of us.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Has to be one of you, But obviously someone took
the time. They took the time to write this note
saying you got to run your microwave all the way
down to zero or you need to clear it out.

Speaker 7 (01:50:01):
Oh my god, that person I would love to meet
whoever that is.

Speaker 11 (01:50:05):
You know what, I agree with them. It's the same
as the person who leaves the extra cup in the
cyring machine. Take your CA cup album, you're done. It's
not my job to open it up, take yours out,
and then put my name empty.

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
But it's one thing to leave a CA cup in
the in the holster. This is just a digital display
that it just doesn't matter.

Speaker 11 (01:50:24):
It has a clock on. That microwave does a clock,
and it's nice when it's displayed. You walk by, you
see what time it is. I can see where it does.
You want the time to be there? Not the three
seconds number one? Why couldn't you wait, Oh my god,
let it finish cooking. Why did you have to hit
cants on.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
Because your gut told you. I got to take this
out of the out of the microwave right now. If
it goes for three more seconds, it's going to turn
into molten lava.

Speaker 7 (01:50:47):
Yeah, yeah, totally. But I also why can't people just
walk by and hit clear? If it's that stressful to them, clear,
it your.

Speaker 11 (01:50:55):
Job to hit Oh oh my goodness.

Speaker 10 (01:50:57):
I did this once and left it at the station
and he found out it was me. And he was
not happy with me.

Speaker 7 (01:51:02):
Has Brody been in lately? Was it Brody?

Speaker 2 (01:51:06):
To Brody?

Speaker 16 (01:51:06):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
Hey, Brody, this looks this looks exactly like something you
would do.

Speaker 12 (01:51:11):
You know what, when I first heard you tell the story,
I thought to myself, did I go into the studio
this past week?

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
Yes, it sounds like me, because I will tell you,
back in the old days, when we're all here, Brody
would walk in the studio mad as hell? What's wrong?
Brody got shoes? Just clear out the timer on the
micro right, like, oh my god, Brody triggery.

Speaker 12 (01:51:30):
Yeah, And then I found out it was almost always
Daniellow's pary he was.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
But what does it matter though, is my question.

Speaker 12 (01:51:37):
Okay, it's like leaving the toilet on flushed. It's not
my responsibility. No, it's not the microwave. So it hit
clear and then start. I just want to open the.

Speaker 11 (01:51:46):
Mic and use it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
Flushing your little duties down the toilet is not the
same as leaving a two seconds the same.

Speaker 11 (01:51:52):
But I see what he's saying. You just when you
get to the microwave, your experience should start with a
clock there and you hit however long you want, and
some my waves have like a quick button where you
just like one, two or three for one two or
three minutes. You that doesn't work if I have to
hit clear first, it's it's slowing down. Just finish your
your process at the microwave so I start clean.

Speaker 8 (01:52:11):
You guys so fragile.

Speaker 7 (01:52:13):
You're so fragile. I'm so sad.

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
Fragile is a good word.

Speaker 11 (01:52:17):
And close the microwave door when you're done. Don't leave
the microwave door open.

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
So you're saying you want to when you approach your
microwave for the ultimate microwave experience, you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Need it to be in neutral. You don't want it
to be like yep, god, okay, all right, you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:52:31):
You don't.

Speaker 11 (01:52:32):
You don't get out of your car and leave it
in park, do you?

Speaker 15 (01:52:34):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:52:35):
I mean it doesn't even drive.

Speaker 8 (01:52:39):
Not the same thing you're.

Speaker 4 (01:52:42):
Talking about, Like unsanitary conditions are something that's potentially dangerous.
The microwave is just irritating to people who pay too
much attention and don't want to take one second.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
To hit clear.

Speaker 11 (01:52:52):
You didn't finish. You didn't finish doing your part, So
it's like not putting lund real way. A person who
takes out the trash and doesn't put a new bag in.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
It's the same.

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
That nuts, Yeah, you gotta put a trash bag. That's
not the same. It is the it's a touch of
a button. What Nate, Nate, what'd you say?

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
A phone call?

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Oh, line twenty four, Hold on a second, Brody, Sorry
about that. Jenny's on line twenty four. So, Jenny, you
put one of these notes up on your microwave at
work as well.

Speaker 28 (01:53:25):
I didn't put a note up, but we should put
a note up.

Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
What would your note say? What are you mad about?

Speaker 28 (01:53:33):
My note would say if you can't hit the clear button,
teach your food up outside, get a solar oven, put
it in your car. I don't care what you're gonna do.
But when I walk past my breakroom and that says
like thirteen seconds or the door is open? What kind
of monster are you?

Speaker 30 (01:53:48):
Oh, Jenny, I say, Jenny is the monster.

Speaker 7 (01:53:54):
No, Jenny and Froggy and Brody are the monsters.

Speaker 2 (01:53:57):
It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
Look, you know what you come you're you come from
a place where your brain is wired in a way
where it has to be in neutral. It has to
be zeroed out or it will drive you nuts. All day,
won't it.

Speaker 28 (01:54:10):
I think the funniest part about this is is like
a week ago a co worker of mine, Gary came
to me and he was like, I'm got to tell
you somebody constantly leaves time on the microwave. And I
know that, like I have OCD, but it drives me nuts.
And when he said it, I was like, Oh, You're
not alone in this world. Like it makes me absolutely
crazy when I walk in there and there's time on there.

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
Okay, So I know, like I don't want to go.

Speaker 28 (01:54:37):
Off topic here, but two things, I've listened to you
guys literally since I'm six years old. Wow, So this
is like the best This.

Speaker 8 (01:54:43):
Is the best day of my life, Jenny, and thank you.

Speaker 28 (01:54:48):
It's also my husband Jack's forty nine birthday today, so
I just want to say happy birthday to him.

Speaker 8 (01:54:54):
I'm doing the math here, so's.

Speaker 31 (01:54:57):
A lot younger than him now.

Speaker 27 (01:55:00):
Formata format, just checking all right, Thank you, Good luck
with that so much.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
I have a good day, you too, Good luck with
that microwave.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
Readou.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
Richard on line twenty three has a confession to make it. Richard,
come on in, make your confession. What do you want
to confess?

Speaker 25 (01:55:18):
So I actually leave the microwave with one or two
seconds on it in the office every time I use it,
just because it pisses people.

Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
Good you seriously, other reason.

Speaker 25 (01:55:30):
I'd like, like I put something in for thirty five
seconds and I'll go zero two, Oh, I'm done, and
the people will be like, well, it's not I don't
care if I'm done.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
By Yeah, look at that. Froggy is just seething. He's
so mad.

Speaker 11 (01:55:44):
Where are the jackass? But you're going out of your
way to leave?

Speaker 7 (01:55:47):
Yes, absolutely, yes, it's so so good.

Speaker 25 (01:55:52):
Not in the office anymore. But when we do go back,
I will continue to do it just because it literally,
I technically typically have OCD about everything.

Speaker 31 (01:56:00):
That's just not one of those things.

Speaker 25 (01:56:01):
Just push the button clear and call it a day.
Like it's to me, it's not that big of a deal,
But because it gets such a rise out of people,
I just do it, and it just it gives me
just a little bit of enjoyment in my home.

Speaker 11 (01:56:09):
Okay, well if that's what you're yeah, Froggy, Hey, Richard,
did they call you dick in the office or no.

Speaker 1 (01:56:16):
Stop Richard, don't listen. That was not well, that was
not We gotta move Richard, thank you. Don't don't let
people let Froggy talk to you like that. It sucks
all right, anyway, That wasn't nice.

Speaker 11 (01:56:30):
That he goes out of his way to leave extra time.
He's literally going out of his way to make people angry.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Okay, let me ask you guys a question.

Speaker 8 (01:56:37):
They we'll move on.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
Out of everyone on this show, who would be the
first to go out of his way to leave extra
time on a microwave to make people crazy other than Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (01:56:47):
Frog, Ye, it would be Frog. You would do it
totally so you.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
I wish we could dust for fingerprints. Things would be
so different if everyone could just dust for fingerprints.

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
Yep, scary is all upset, he said.

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
The things in life that drive him crazy are things
like people who go to a fireworks show early to
get a good seat.

Speaker 10 (01:57:08):
You have camp out there for seven hours, but you
have to get a good I mean not seven hours,
but you should show up a little bit.

Speaker 11 (01:57:15):
Why, Daniel, This shows in the sky above you, Hi,
everybody can see this guy.

Speaker 10 (01:57:19):
I like to sit near friends and put a little
picnicking thing out and have some wine and relax and
get there. I don't want to be rushed, and I
want to get a good seat.

Speaker 4 (01:57:29):
I want to you know, come on, yes, Gandhi, Yeah,
I mean sometimes when they have like the big fireworks
celebration downtown, a lot of the buildings will obstruct your view,
so you want to have like a good waterfront seat
so you can see everything clearly.

Speaker 10 (01:57:41):
Thank you, Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:57:42):
It's not coming off at nine fifteen.

Speaker 16 (01:57:44):
I get there at nine ten and look up and
I get the same view as somebody who got there.

Speaker 10 (01:57:48):
Well, but you know, it's not the same experience.

Speaker 16 (01:57:51):
Don't videotape or take pictures of fireworks because it's the
same ten patterns We've seen.

Speaker 2 (01:57:55):
Our whole lives, all right, right, you need you need
to time out, just time out a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:58:01):
You're all lathered up and you're so pissed off, Like
what was your You had something that irritates a living
hell out of you, Ganda, you were saying.

Speaker 4 (01:58:07):
Earlier, Oh my gosh, Okay, when you're at the airport
and people are going down the escalator and right at
the bottom of the escalator, they realize they don't know
where they're going.

Speaker 7 (01:58:15):
So they stop. Oh my god, I want to scream
and kick their suitcase, Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:58:21):
Cause a pila?

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
Also, you know at the airport it's the moving walkway.

Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
It's a walkway.

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
You're supposed to walk on it, but a lot of
people like to stand on it and go, oh like
a half mile per hour?

Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
Not a ride.

Speaker 6 (01:58:38):
On?

Speaker 8 (01:58:38):
Can you just keep moving?

Speaker 2 (01:58:39):
Think od that thing's moving, otherwise you'd never go anywhere. Yes, froggy.

Speaker 11 (01:58:44):
I called an insurance company the other day it rhymes
with Mico, and the lady on the phone asked me
for my VEN number, and I'm thinking of myself, Wait
a second. Now, you must ask people for their VIN
on a regular basis because you need their vehicle identification number,
not a vehicle identification number number. I did not want
to be the person that correct her. I just let
it go, But I thought, like, how could you work

(01:59:05):
in that industry? And you've been saying VIN number for
how long? Like hasn't somebody particular?

Speaker 10 (01:59:09):
Yes, but I I understand what she's saying because maybe
someone doesn't understand what she's saying when she says VIN,
so she has to make sure they know it's a number.

Speaker 11 (01:59:17):
Insane, I need your vehicle identification number?

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
Okay, okay, So Okay, yes, times up on that one
I have. Here's the issue with us. We could argue
anything for an hour and a half not really get
to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:29):
Yes, Scotty Bee. You know what makes me crazy?

Speaker 29 (01:59:31):
When it's drizzling outside and people have their winchoel wipers
on the really fast speed, its skipping across the windshield.

Speaker 6 (01:59:40):
And you hear the.

Speaker 8 (01:59:42):
Does.

Speaker 2 (01:59:43):
I don't know why, but it does. Yeah, Danielle, what's
pishing you on?

Speaker 12 (01:59:45):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
I have two things.

Speaker 10 (01:59:46):
One when you hold the door for someone and they
don't say thank you, that drives me absolutely insane. It's
so rude and obnoxious. But the other thing is in
my house we have Poland spring water bottles in the refrigerator.
People just drink them all and then I go to
get one and there's nothing in there. How hard is
it to put another? What a bottle in? When you

(02:00:08):
take one out, you put one in, you take one out, you.

Speaker 11 (02:00:11):
Put one in.

Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
Why seem to be triggered?

Speaker 11 (02:00:14):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (02:00:15):
That's the harder your job.

Speaker 2 (02:00:17):
That's why.

Speaker 11 (02:00:19):
Another one when I go when I go to a
like like like a store and you hold like that,
there's a bunch of shirts folded up and you hold
one up. If you hold one up and look at it,
attempt to fold it nicely and put it back where
it belongs, don't just throw it on the stack and
walk away like that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
Are we all happy?

Speaker 6 (02:00:37):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:00:37):
We got it all out?

Speaker 6 (02:00:38):
I feel better.

Speaker 8 (02:00:39):
Actually talk about bread for a second. No, no, you
know I hate it when they don't cut the Italian
bread all the way through and you have to pull
it apart.

Speaker 11 (02:00:50):
You're foddling the whole loaf before you get the bread.

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
Okay, do you guys feel better now?

Speaker 10 (02:00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:00:56):
I really do you do?

Speaker 2 (02:00:58):
All honest?

Speaker 1 (02:01:00):
I live in a world where nothing irritates me at all.

Speaker 10 (02:01:07):
You got something.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
I'm so easy going, nothing really brings me down.

Speaker 10 (02:01:13):
Alex doesn't do anything that drives you batty.

Speaker 8 (02:01:16):
He does this one thing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:17):
It drove me crazy over the weekend. He'll stop and go, hey,
you want to laugh? I'm like, who doesn't want to laugh?
Whatever you're about to tell me better make me laugh,
my friend Dane. All the time you want to hear
something funny, it better be funny, right, everyone wants to

(02:01:38):
hear something funny. Of course, what's scary?

Speaker 8 (02:01:41):
No, Brodie's got something on the text.

Speaker 20 (02:01:44):
What is it.

Speaker 16 (02:01:45):
He said that when he orders food on the phone
and he says it's for pickup, then they ask him
is it for delivery or pickup?

Speaker 8 (02:01:50):
After he's told him it's for pickup.

Speaker 1 (02:01:53):
Sometimes they don't catch it. All right, are we all
better now?

Speaker 6 (02:01:55):
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Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
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Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
The difference doing a show on a ferry you can't leave.
There was a moment where we're like, thank you so much,
and we turn around to like go, and we're still
in the middle of the water.

Speaker 11 (02:02:13):
Why say this?

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Speaker 19 (02:02:31):
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Speaker 1 (02:02:36):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.