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September 23, 2025 105 mins
How did your parents punish you as a kid? From bars of soap to condiments, we find out! Plus, Elvis requests a "razzle and dazzle" around the room moment.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Courses of this program. We're pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
They could describe everything.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
That's one single word.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Pull your pants down in.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
My meat sweat.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
My nipples are so hard.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
I'm looking to you every morning.

Speaker 6 (00:20):
Oh my god, I'm so excited to be on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You've just won ten thousand dollars. You don't meet me
the chicken part.

Speaker 7 (00:32):
Good morning everyone, Alvis Terrain in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, if that's any education about what this day is
going to be about, I don't know. I'm not sure
what we're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It is Tuesday in September twenty third. Hi, y'all, Hell,
y'all feeling.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
No morning's nebulous.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I Danielle, good morning, Good morning, gandhy Morning producer Sam
is Her Darling. There's Nathaniel hud and Thaniel the Scottie
Bee in Master Control. Hello, I see funky Froggy high
ye froggy. Good morning, scary scary. Hey, good morning, scary. Uh,
I need something to wake us up when you go.

(01:10):
I don't know. The first thing Nate said was let's
play that song called move your Feet, and I started thinking,
I'm not into feet, But then again, without them, where
would we be or where could we go. I don't know,
just saying, hey, we'll walking with the day. I don't
see a first caller of the day.

Speaker 8 (01:29):
So it's Katie and it's for six year anniversaries since
the last time she called it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh wit, hold on, it's Katie. Hello Katie. Six years Why, well,
where have you been for six years? Sure?

Speaker 9 (01:44):
I've been trying to get to you.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh wow, God, it shouldn't take six years. So what
did we talk about six years ago?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Six years ago, I had just got engaged, jumped in
my car and started moving to Florida with nothing but
like a bikini because my fat was behind me.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, wow, bikinis all you need. Well, so you were engaged.
Then are you still married?

Speaker 9 (02:08):
Yep, we're married.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
We have three kids. Crazy, Oh my god, you're kids.
Wod This has been a busy sixth year. Six years Wow, Katie. God,
look at that my old and.

Speaker 9 (02:22):
There'll be three in two weeks.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Wow, my god. Look at everything in all of our
lives that's happened in six years. I mean I got
married six years ago, right, I think?

Speaker 10 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, Wow. My dad passed away six years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And that was wow, that's right. And that was before covid. Yeah,
oh wow, that was before we knew it. Covid was wown'
let's go back to that, remember those days ago, yesteryear,
six years ago? Wow, well a lot has happened. I'm
glad you called and said that, because it was It
has all of us thinking, everyone thinking about everything that's

(02:57):
happened in six years. Well, I hope we're happy where
we've landed today, are we okay with? It's a little
a little frightening at times, but it's okay. Well, look,
we're gonna give her a sixth anniversary gift. What do
we have?

Speaker 8 (03:10):
The logo we currently have was not in existence six
years ago, So we're gonna send you the full Elvis
Durant apparel line, and then in six years you can
call again and get the next one.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
How about that? Okay? For yay?

Speaker 10 (03:24):
Absolutely well of Scotty's face.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
And some could argue that, you know the fact that
we put our logo on the sweatshirt ruins it already,
But I tell you what we're gonna ruin it? Oh,
I don't know. Is it sweatshirts? The full line? You
get thething? We've got a baby? Hey, what about that bikini?
What about the bikini you moved to Florida with? Do
you still have that? Baby?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I don't know nothing anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I bet that's something else we can all relate with
after six years. All right, Katie, we love you. Happy
six anniversary and we'll see you in six years. Okay,
hold one second, don't go away, but don't go I
love you too. Wow, six years ago? Today was the
day six years ago she called us. Yeah, six years
ago pre covidh ooh boy.

Speaker 10 (04:09):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Time feels unbelievable. It doesn't make any sense to me. Well,
so that seems like not that long ago, but also
a lifetime ago.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
And then we kind of just lost a couple of
years in the middle of there that made everything blur.
Everything is blurry. I don't know where anything is anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, we had lived to try to focus this world
back into place there.

Speaker 11 (04:31):
What do you think frog artists saying a while back
and said the days go slow, but the years ago fast,
And I'm like, that didn't make sense. But then when
you really think about it, it does. The days seem
to take forever sometimes because you're like, this has been
a really long week. But then we'll sit here and
have these conversations where it's like that was six years ago,
that was ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, so it's very very true.

Speaker 10 (04:49):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well again, going back to the fact that six years
ago was pre COVID, we still have people that have
COVID today, so that's still happening. Really, it's a different,
different story. Thank god. Hey, let's get into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi. Let's get on
with the day. What do you got going on? All right?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Jimmy Kimmel is set to return to his late night
talk show tonight. He was suspended indefinitely last week by
ABC following comments he made related to Charlie Kirk's murder.
Kimmel has been off the air since Wednesday. Disney said
it made the decision to pull him off the air
to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional
moment of our country. The company went on to say
it has spent the past several days having thoughtful conversations

(05:27):
with Jimmy, so again, we will see him back on
the air tonight. Grid Luck, anyone have a problem getting
into night?

Speaker 10 (05:33):
Gosh, don't get me started, man, Yeah, New.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
York City, New York City is a parking lot even
at six in the morning.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, it was wild, all right.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Good luck continues in Midtown Manhattan as world leaders and
President Trump are in New York City for the UN
General Assembly. Trump is set to give a speech at
nine point fifty this morning, meaning even more sporadic closures
and security checkpoints for drivers and pedestrians during the morning rush.
Trump is expected to have meetings with world leaders, including
Israeli Prime Minister and Yahoo and Ukrainian President Vloatimore's Lenski.

(06:03):
And Finally, Thursday is the deadline for getting in on
an eight point nine million dollars settlement over misleading claims
from the prebiotic drink Poppy. The drink's former owner, VMGR
Beverage marketed Poppy as good for gut health, a claim
the suit size is actually not backed by science. Customers
who bought the beverage between January of twenty twenty and

(06:24):
July of twenty twenty five can get part of that settlement.
Proof of insurance is required for some reimbursement. Without that,
you can still get sixteen dollars. Claim forms can be
submitted online or milled in, and those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Let me think back, when's the last time I have
popped a poppy? It's been a while. Yeah, sixteen dollars
in a class action lawsuit if.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
You don't have the receipt. But if you have the receipt,
you could probably get more.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
All right, see if you can at least try to
get that sixteen dollars. Just imagine taking sixteen dollars and
burning it. Yeah, you know it lands differently that way.
All right, Well, good luck. I hope you get your
poppy money back. Are you guys ready for your Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
From the Mercedes Benz Interview.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Lounge, Cardib just walked in. So the new album it's
about you being outspoken?

Speaker 10 (07:09):
Is this expressing my old relationship?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Dating again goes down?

Speaker 12 (07:15):
Like?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Are we gonna know?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
The Cruis song of the album called I Don't Like These.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Girls named the album.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
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Speaker 1 (07:34):
Today, Elvister ran in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
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Speaker 1 (07:55):
Ran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's so funny, Gandhi, I'm looking at Tyreek Withers, the
actor on the line dancing around, and I said, if
you guys heard of Tyreek with hers, I'm a big
fan and gone, he goes Tyreek. He's the football player.
Tyreek sounds like a great football player. Natek h Exactly.
I guess there's more time he spelled different. This guy

(08:18):
was in him. You ever see him or I know
what you did last summer? He was in that. Yeah.
The thing about him is he's like he's goofy and handsome.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
And he's got eyes that are beautiful.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
He's not afraid to like just act goofy and just
kind of kid around and have fun. He's fun and
this is what people want in a partner. Fun, right,
Yeah's someone who's not afraid to like dance like a
goofball and hang out and still tell stupid jokes. You know,
my god, I just describe Nate.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Also, he used to be a football player.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
He did Tyreek, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Says he used to be a Florida state wide receiver.

Speaker 10 (08:55):
Really yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
You know I haven't seen Nate do his Ellen degeneress
Dan in a long time. Oh god, it's been a while.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
I mean, you continue with your bad jokes, but I
haven't seen the dancing. You get a song that's got
a nice beat to it, I'll get up and I'll start.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right for you. Challenge on man, we gotta find
a beat song. Who are you doing your horsecopes with today? Producers?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, today's a special day because it's officially I mean,
Virgo season's done. It's officially Libra season.

Speaker 12 (09:20):
Woo.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, so scary you want to help kick off the
new season with me?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Absolutely, he's wearing his horoscope clauses. That's right, I can
see the future.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Happy birthday if it's your birthday today, and if you
do celebrate, it's with Bruce Springsteen Libra. Your courage today
won't look loud, but it will change something permanently.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Your day is an eat scorpio.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Even your silence today holds power, so use it wisely.
Your day's a seven Sagittarius.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Don't be surprised if an old goal starts to look
shiny again. Some dreams age well. Your day a six Capricorn.
Choose rest over rush today. The world can wait while
you recenter. Your day's a seven Aquarius. Today you might
finally get the answer to something you gave up. Asking
about your days an eight.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Hey, Pisces. If you've been feeling a little invisible, today
brings a reminder that you matter more than you think.
Your day's of nine aries.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
A flash of inspiration might hit you midway through a
boring task. Write it down or you'll forget it. Your
day's a six ooo Taurus.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
You're going to know. You're going to notice a pattern
you've been stuck in, and the awareness alone will start
to free you.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Your days an eight Gemini.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Sometimes you don't need to understand the situation, you just
need to exit it.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Your day of five Cancer, you're being tested in a
small way that could lead to a big opportunity, so
respond with integrity. Your day's of ten Leo.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
The thing you think is bothering you isn't actually the thing,
it's what it's representing.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Your day is six.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
And finally, my fellow virgos, a walk, even a short one,
will bring you a clarity. That's that sitting still never could.
Your day's a nine. And those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Excellent idella. We have another thousand dollars fem on your
phone tap today and any guests, and I hope no
one's showing up at our doorsteps. They were firing now, okay, now,
no one allowed. No one allowed. Hey, I decided to
get a better sleep last night, so I didn't watch
the Pit and then I tossed and turned all night.

(11:13):
Maybe I need that. I need to watch the Pit
to wear me out so I can sleep better. I'm
thinking I should start doing that.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah, it could be like a little exercise before you
go to bed.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, could be what Nate, I don't I'm surprised you
were able to sleep. That was such a good show.
I would be up until one in the morning watching it.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
But I just said I didn't watch it. No, what
I'm saying is I'm surprised that you didn't, right. I
think you really need to get back on the horse.
In fact, we've got three and a half hours now.
Why don't we just you know, play some music and
you go watch a couple.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Of watch an episode of the Pit. That sounds like
a productive day for iHeartMedia would become.

Speaker 8 (11:50):
Interesting, Like you come back and give us a little update,
you know, after the commercial be watched nine minutes at
a time.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Be great. Okay. Hey, by the way, another warning, if
you're just turning us on in your driving it in
New York City, don't. The UN is in session and
the whole city is just locked down, right yeah, yep.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
Yet closers, some of them are scheduled, some of them not.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
They said this could be pop up street closures.

Speaker 13 (12:13):
I got out of the car today and I moved
some stanchions be cut. Well, here's the thing, huge truck
blocking the entrance to the garage where we park, and
the stanchions were over there as well. The guy wouldn't
move the truck, and I'm like the Bronx girl came
out and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Mother, oh my lord.

Speaker 13 (12:32):
Get out, and I'm dragging stanchions away and helping everybody
get around them.

Speaker 10 (12:36):
The police were there. They didn't say a word, and
I'm like, I'm good and I went back.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
So scary had to beg the cops to let him through.
I mean, you got to go to work, and they're like, no,
you can't today. Sorry, you know what I asked polite?

Speaker 8 (12:49):
I said, good morning, officers, and I just I didn't
say who I was, where I was from, or Phillips.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Scarriage out to the.

Speaker 9 (12:56):
Time.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm a radio personality. I wanted to see how far
it would go if I didn't say that. And guess what,
it went pretty far.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
They moved the stanchions and they said, sure, you have
to get to that lot, go for it, and they got.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay, good, very nice. So how long is you in
in session?

Speaker 12 (13:12):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Week until when Friday? I believe, so just for.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Us to not care anymore for the weekend, they'll.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hold on Global Citizens is this weekend at Central Park?

Speaker 10 (13:24):
It should be gone by then.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
I think, okay, all right, ninth Oh so that's through
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Wow, oh boy?

Speaker 12 (13:33):
All right?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
All right. So if you're waking up, let's say, in
beautiful eerie Pennsylvania, you don't have the un to be
cursing out today, So good for you. We're jealous, Danielle,
what are you coming up?

Speaker 13 (13:44):
Wait to talk about jelly rowl giving a little pep
talk to his son's football team, and don't you cat
talks about the one genre of music she will not touch.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Wake up to Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show.
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Were talking about getting into work today and Scary said
he actually spoke to some nice NYPD officers and said, please, officers,
I need to get to work, and that's my my
parking garage over there, and they said please come through,
and he said he was very proud of himself. Scary says,
I'm very proud of myself. Elvis. I said, why is that?
Because I didn't tell them that I worked for a
morning show on the radio. I didn't tell him I
was Scary. Joe's for the Elvis Drab Body Show.

Speaker 14 (14:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
I just wanted to just say, you know what, I'm
just going to be a law abiding citizen here.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Just asked the police officers nicely then let me through it.
And they did, and they might me through now. They
would you have dropped Elvis' name? No, I would. I
would have hold on way wait wait wait, wait, hold on.
We've got Joe online nineteen. If you hits that Joe,
he has a good friend who's a cop who pulled
Scary over? Not that long ago. So hey, Joe, welcome

(14:44):
to the day, Welcome to Tuesday. How you doing, How
you feeling?

Speaker 6 (14:47):
I'm great, You're we're doing okay.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
So your friend is a cop and pulled Scary over
for whatever reason. I don't do you know why he
pulled him over? Do we know?

Speaker 6 (14:56):
I don't remember this. This might have been years ago,
though I remember him telling the story. But uh, yeah,
he pulled over Scary. It was either the Holland or
the Lincoln Tunnel that might ring a bell for him.
And the copy introduces himself. Blah blah blah he said.
The first thing Scary said was I'm sorry, I'm Scary Jones.

Speaker 10 (15:14):
By the way, yes, I have witnessed this. I know
that this is exactly how it goes.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
By the way, it's more of a nervous reflext. No,
not the way. God, it's weird.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
And then my friend, my friend told me he said okay,
and to stop when I think he gave him a warning.
Then he told me he had the google. Who is
Scary Jones?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Oh, my lord, boom backfire in the face. It's scary.
I'm a very pleasant person. I'm a polite person to
deal with, right, why not?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
But he did say you're very polite.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Being polite one thing, but say yeah, thanks for pulling
me over. I'm scary dues by the way of personality,
I'm a radio personality. When you looked at the cop
to tell me who you were, did you look left
in the right and go I'm scaredy Jones? Yeah, gandha.
You've seen him in action do this.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah, I've seen it multiple times. But I think I
told you guys. The worst one was he was on
his way to an appearance. He said that was like
six hours later, and he's like, I'm scared. Joe's about
the way to a radio appearance with the ELSA and
show radio parents. I'm scary on the radio. Also, I
don't know, you know. And he threw probably like six PBR.

Speaker 10 (16:28):
One of the pr pr p A.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
He threw like six of these PBA cards at the
guy and he's like, we work with the police.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
We do a lot for you.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
He was asking what I got all these cars? I
bet the blue we tell we take care of charities,
we do all all. I know. Wow, So so Joe
your your friend? He got off easy, was scared Yeah,
sounds like he had an easy day. Was scary.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
You know.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I we support the Blue Blue We appreciate what you
do that we give buddy to every charity you's buddy for.

Speaker 10 (17:02):
Yeah, we do a lot for you.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Well, Joe, thank you very much. Thanks for letting us know.
Tell you what if anyone like Joe is out there
who has a scary watch report, We're all on scary watch.
We're on scary patrol. If you see stuff like Joe
and his fraying to let us know. Thanks.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Jo, I have a great day, man, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
By the way, I'm scary Joe's for the Opostra body show. Uh,
you've heard our show. Because we're very very police positive.
I've donated to the police officers, wives and children.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
Sam and I were.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Like, arrest him, immediately, arrest this man. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
All right, there you go. I'm a good, honest man. Yeah,
you had an appearance, but not for six or seven
hours later. I'm scared Joe's going. I think the appearance
I'm doing is raising body from the New York City
polic not mistaken. I'll check by files. Yeah, Nate, what
if the cop doubled down I'm we need to get

(18:00):
you a police escort. Where are we going? Pad awful? Actually, okay,
all right, daniel all right, Danielle Scary is gonna help
online and donate some more money to cops charities.

Speaker 12 (18:16):
All right.

Speaker 13 (18:17):
So yesterday I told you that Tom Holland supper concussion
on the set of Spider Man. Well, production on Spider
Man Brand New Day had been shut down for one week.
Producers met yesterday. They determined they would not shoot without Tom.
But they are confident that this delay will not impact
the scheduled.

Speaker 10 (18:33):
Release of Spider Man Brand New Day, which comes.

Speaker 13 (18:35):
Out July of twenty twenty six, and they should be resuming,
like I said, within a week, which is pretty cool.
Cardi b is replacing The Weekend as the headline act
at this weekend's Global Citizen Festival in New York. The
Weekend pulled out for personal reasons. Cardi released his statement saying,
Central Park, I'm coming for you. I can't wait to
be home in New York and to bring my new

(18:56):
songs and all the drama.

Speaker 10 (18:57):
To the Global Citizen Festival. So can't we each to
have her?

Speaker 13 (19:01):
Camilla Caveo's surprise day wedding reception in Iowa by personally
singing for a fan's father Daughter dance. She actually met
this girl before at a hotel bar, and she learned
that Kelly the Bride had chosen her song first Man
for the father Daughter dance, and she Camilla actually wrote
that song for her dad. So she thought it was

(19:21):
pretty cool if she could, you know, show up and
sing for her, and so she did, which I thought
was really nice. Tickets are sold out for both weekends
for the twenty twenty six Coachella Music Festival in April
and California. Around a quarter a million passes were made
available and you know your headliners are Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber,
and Carol g. Congratulations Bill Ny the science Guy. He

(19:43):
received a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He
called it quite an honor. Elvis, did you have anything
to do with this?

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
No, I did not.

Speaker 10 (19:50):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (19:50):
He expressed his love for science, comedy and television.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Hold I bit scary? Did scary?

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Did you.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'm scared? Show? We used to put all side to secluding.

Speaker 10 (20:05):
Beyond television.

Speaker 13 (20:06):
N has led the Planetary Society since twenty ten.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
And was recently scary jokes if there's if there's a
function for planetary means, and then evins I'm.

Speaker 13 (20:18):
There and and Bill n I was recently awarded the
Presidential Medal of Freedom, which I'm sure Scary will be
getting to.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
See as well Metal anything Man out of metal, it
is great.

Speaker 13 (20:30):
The k Peop Demon Hunters track Golden is the first
soundtrack song in ten years with six weeks at number one.
In the past decade, we don't talk about Bruno from
Encanto was the leading soundtrack song and that was only
five weeks at number one, So.

Speaker 10 (20:44):
Congratulations, man.

Speaker 13 (20:45):
If you haven't seen Kpop Demon Hunters, it really is good,
don't you. Cat was talking to CBS Sunday morning, and
she says she loves blending genres of music. She loves
pop and jazz, and R and B and hip hop.
The one style she won't touch is country. She understands
people have tried it, but she is not going to.
She is a rapper who makes pop music. Drake has

(21:06):
reached another milestone. He's become the first ever artists to
pass one hundred and twenty billion streams on Spotify. So
congratulations to Drake and Jelly Roll took his talents to
give a little pep talk to his son Noah's flag
football team. The team lost. They fought hard, but they
wound up losing their game. And Jelly came in and
he said, hey, listen, this is part of a baby.

(21:28):
You got good days, you got bad days, but above everything,
you have fun and you stick together.

Speaker 10 (21:33):
We love our Jelly Roll.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I wish Jelly Roll could come in here every day
and give us little pep talk talk. It would be
awesome that.

Speaker 13 (21:40):
He's better than coffee. That Jelly Roll Dan Toying with
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Speaker 10 (21:56):
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Speaker 7 (22:00):
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Speaker 1 (22:43):
Elvis Da ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I don't you know everyone, I will roll over to
Instagram and see what's going on. You know me, I'm
not that active on it, so whatever, But every once
in a while someone will post something that just seems
a little suspect to me, like this is sound like
something a real a human would say. And so God,
he said, well, you got to do an Instagram audit.
So you did an Instagram audit on your your baby

(23:06):
Hot Sauce account.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Right, Yes, I did. I just wanted to see, you know,
how genuine my follows are. My foe, you find out
ten percent of my followers are fake, allegedly they're like
either robots or some other dead account. Ten percent.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I think that's insane. And there was no way for
me to say, okay, just get rid of all of them,
because I would happily cleanse that out of there. We
were talking about. Andrew and I were talking about the
dead Internet theory, which is most of the incendiary things
that you see and people fighting back and forth, the
interaction is started by a bot. It leaves some crazy,
hateful comment, and then it increases the engagement under all

(23:42):
of these different posts, and you think that the world
is something it's not.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Wo wow. Okay, welly just diny Elvis Duran audit. Yeah,
I had to do Instagram. Uh well, sixty nine percent
is female audience. Uh huh and four point three percent
is that's a lot less than ten percent. Why do
you have more? So people the fake bots love you?

Speaker 10 (24:05):
Why?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
And how can I get them out? I don't want
them there?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (24:09):
Yeah, how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I don't know? Uh anyway, So yeah, if you just
do a search for Instagram audit, you can audit your
account to see how much of it's fake. That was interesting.
Has anyone here on the show bought followers? I know
what Scary does all the time, but anyone else, Okay, Like,
why would you buy followers? What does that do for you?

(24:33):
I don't know. If it juices up your account, I
know I'm not buying them. If I'm buying. I'm not
getting my moneys work.

Speaker 10 (24:40):
We're buying them. We're really not getting our money buying them.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Are you buying fake one? Are you buying bots? Are
you buying real people? I don't know. They bought a
true story about fifteen years ago when Twitter, here's a
story really active.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
Someone at the radio station bought followers and told me
about it, and I was keeping a close eye because
I'm like, maybe I want to do that too, But
I watched as the number went up and then all
of a sudden went right back down within weeks.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
So it's it's not for real. Don't do it? Why
do it? I mean even think about doing it? Why
is that so important to you? Yeah, gandhi.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
So I think there was a time where the more
followers you had, the more other people would be interested
in dealing with you and working with you. But then
everybody realized people are buying these bots. So it's much
more about the engagement, which is I think where the
other side of the bot comes from. Where now they're
just leaving crazy comments hoping that you reply to it
and you get the engagement up. So I think that's
where it came from.

Speaker 13 (25:33):
What's the elsor get rid of social media.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
You know, someone just texted in saying that they made
the plunge. They did the plunge, they got rid of it. Hey,
we got to talk about the New York City Wine
and Food Festival. As you know, we're doing a big
karaoke night. We're calling it Elvis Draan Morning Shows, Late
Night Bites, Beats and Suites, presented by Paris Baggett. We
love them. We'll be at Beautiful Peer seventeen on Friday
October seventeenth at nine pm, nine ten eleven thirty with

(26:00):
all sorts of great food from some of the best
chefs in New York City and desserts and cocktails with
the best bartenders. It's gonna be great and you can karayoke,
you can sing. So we hurt from our friend Michelle
here online nineteen. You pull her up here, Hey, Michelle,
I got your text. Good morning, Good morning. Michelle says

(26:21):
that she wants to surprise her husband and serenade him
at the New York City One and Food Festival. She
goes on to say, but I have no idea if
I'm like one of those people on American Idol that
actually see sucks at singing. If I do suck, you'll
be honest and say no, thank you, I don't suck. Well, okay,
so did you want to audition for us or.

Speaker 14 (26:42):
Going to do one of the I was gonna do
one of the talkbacks, but I was just wondering if
I do and I suck, Like, will you guys bring
me up just because I suck?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Or like, will you be honest and be like.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well, no? We all agree Michelle that when you do
a karaoke now you do have you need a certain
percentage of suckage? You do? You need some to make
it total? Can you sing first? Like right now on
spot go? Can you do that right now? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (27:08):
Oh okay, have.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
You prepared a number? But do you have any sheet music? I?

Speaker 14 (27:13):
Uh yeah, I mean just a couple of lines because
I'm freaking out.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
What song are you thinking?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
What song? You're thinking? Something upbeat? Something down beating?

Speaker 14 (27:22):
Well, thanky Valley, You're just too good to be true.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh well, here's the if you're crooning for your guy,
that probably would be very appropriate. All right, well let
me hear what you sound like.

Speaker 14 (27:31):
Oh Jesus God, Okay, sorry, Danielle, I don't mean here's
the lord's name.

Speaker 10 (27:35):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Jesus happy you use his name.

Speaker 10 (27:39):
Okay, just be honest.

Speaker 14 (27:42):
Here we go here, I'm gonna do a Greg T
three two one. Okay, you're just too good to be true.
I can't take my eyes off off you.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
You'd be like heaven to touch.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I want to hold you. So you're in, and you're in,
You've got to go my tacket. Absolutely, you're coming in,
You're coming. But wait, but hold on, hold on, guys,
did you want to surprise him with this? I mean
you're talking about on the radio? Does he is he listening?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (28:19):
Yeah, I used a fake name, and he's not listening
right now.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
He's working.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Okay, okay, all right, all right, we're gonna behind the scenes.
We're gonna golden ticket you in and you're going to
be on stage karaoke night. It's our late night bites,
beats and sweets, and make sure you save room. Don't
need a big dinner because we got a lot. I won't.

Speaker 15 (28:36):
I won't.

Speaker 14 (28:37):
Man, I'm gonna need tequila like Nate had tequila the
last one.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, that's that's That's what I'm talking about right there.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Everything I love?

Speaker 14 (28:48):
Oh well, We've come to every New York City Winding
food fest that you've done. We come in from Connecticut.
I use all my INMX points to get a Baller
hotel every year, so yeah, we're excited.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah all right, well, oh god that makes get those
points going. You need a Baller hotel. All right, We'll
see you Friday, October seventeenth, nine pm at Seaport at
the Seaport Pier seventeen for the Iheartrated for the New
York City Wide and Food Festival. It's our night. You
gotta buy tickets. You got to be there to watch
Michelle Krouhon and have all this great food and hang
out with us. And you know we're gonna be picking

(29:19):
people from the event to go on stage and just go.
You don't need a ticket, so simply go to Elvis
Duran's show at Instagram and link over and buy your tickets.
Buy these today. It's gonna sell out. We want to
see you there. It's gonna be a great night. Thank
you for your audition, Michelle. That was awesome. Michelle, everybody
show you were fabulous. Thanks for listening to us. Hold on,
tell you.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Elvis Duran in the morning show s Teran in the
morning show.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Well, thank you love this nice text. Hey Elvis, you're
playing Britney Spears on Z one hundred in New York
from my Holland Tunnel commute. You shouldn't have Yes, we
did so. If you're listening to us here in New
York on your way in a gridlocked Manhattan, good luck
will be with you all morning long. It's gonna take
you an extra three hours to get to work. I'm
just guessing that. Hey, i'd something I want to get

(30:09):
to Oh, I want to Uh, I want to play
Golden by hunter X in a second. It's all over.
It's all over. Everyone's posting things using this song and
this movie. I want to see it.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
You haven't seen it?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
No, I haven't. Have you Gandhi? Have you seen Demon
a Pop Demon Hunters? Yeah? K Pop Demon Hunters. You
you haven't.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I've heard so much about it from so many people,
but I have not watched anything.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
It's so good, I mean, is I mean? Are we
gonna like it?

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (30:41):
I think you'll definitely like it. Okay, there's a lot
of adults that love and you, And it's funny because
a lot of adults have made like TikTok's because they're
so addicted to the soundtrack and they find themselves listening
to it when their kids are not even around.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well, I got good news for you. Today could be
the end of the earth into the world. Uh, there's
this TikTok frenzy. It's called rapture talk. And they're saying
there's a I think a pastor in South Africa, right, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yes, this is where it started.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
He envisions that on Russiashana, which which started last night,
Right on Russiashana today and tomorrow. Uh, it's it's it's
it's the rapture and all all Christians are going to
be We'll see them physically flying into the sky. I
guess going to heaven and then and then Gandhi and
I will figure out what out. I guess we can

(31:32):
get into our favorite restaurants.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, I will still be here after Russishanka.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
Chinese food tonight.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Exactly, we get it. We can get in any restaurant
wine because all the Christians are out of the way.
So yeah, So it is a thing. I've seen hints
here and there that people are thinking today is the day.
So any thoughts on the that. I know Daniel's upset.

Speaker 13 (31:54):
Why well, I'm because I'm going to Orlando this weekend
for Halloween Her Nights and Disney's not So Scary Halloween.

Speaker 10 (32:02):
Let me tell you, I really want to go to
those if.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
If, if the rapture happens, you're gonna have your very
own Halloween horror night right before herees. But that'll freak
you out. Frog you get ready. This is gonna be
the ultimate haunted house. Here we go. Do you think
in Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I think, I think again. I'll still be here in
a couple of days if this goes the way it's
supposed to. But a lot of people are freaking out
and doing weird things like selling their cars and quitting
their jobs. If in fact the rapture was coming today,
why would you do that? What are you gonna do
with this, like one extra day I wanted to do
with the money?

Speaker 10 (32:38):
Yourself?

Speaker 8 (32:38):
Would?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Well, it's it's the same as spending like all your money.
Because you're you know you're about to win the lottery.
You get to replenish it, so I might as well
go buy I do Portia.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Yeah maybe, but now here comes Thursday and you're still
here jobless and Carloss, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 10 (32:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:53):
And then people are TikTok is just a hilarious place.
People are talking about, you know, how you need to
position your body for when you fly up into the.

Speaker 10 (33:00):
I am serious.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Other people are saying, make sure that you're being incredibly
bold with your faith. Make sure you have your Jesus
T shirts and your hats. But like I think Jesus
will know without the hat or.

Speaker 13 (33:10):
The T shirt I think, or the pose you're in
right on my way up, should I do like a
swimming motion, like a yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
Yeah, I get there faster.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
That would be more entertaining for all of us stuck
on earth to watch that. Yeah, if you're if you're
a saved Christian and you're gonna be flying up in
the air tonight or tomorrow, you know, all of us
we want to show, like you know, I think the
swimming motion would be hilarious.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Okay, talk about I mean influencers. That is your ultimate moment,
the moment that you get sucked up into heaven and
the rapture. I hope your friend is honor taking pictures
for you. Pose hit that pose?

Speaker 14 (33:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Okay, well so and then you know, during the song,
we're talking about this and Froggy said something, and they've
got me thinking. Froggy was saying, well, he hopes he knows.
And if when he gets up there, he'll see Rocky,
You'll see he'll see his dog that just just left
and went to heaven. He'll say, where, why are you here?

(34:05):
Dog with you?

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Please? But please don't tell me you brought him with you?
How did you make it here? I don't know. So
scary as it gets very nervous when we talk about that. Yeah,
these topics really scare me.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
I hate thinking about these things because because I'm mister positivity.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I like, I like to laugh, I like, I like
lighthearted things. Well, I know, but if you're if you're
a Christian, then this is the most positive thing you're
can talk about.

Speaker 14 (34:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
Yeah, but I'm like, I want to know what this
guy is smoking, you know, you know, the guy that
predicted all this stuff. And I love how it all
just goes viral all of a sudden, everybody jumps onto it.
I'm just like, I'm gonna not gonna pay it any
mind to me. It's all just like.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Better way to do it?

Speaker 16 (34:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (34:47):
What what?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
What am I gonna worry for?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
He said, he heard the sound of trumpets. He heard
it all.

Speaker 10 (34:51):
Wow, yeah, wow, I will see what happens.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Okay, well, if you hear trumpet tonight. But I have
one hold on wait, he said, it's it's the sound
of the four trumpets.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
I think it's four trumpets.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Well I got one right here.

Speaker 13 (35:04):
Yes, blow, Gabriel blow.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
That pastors from South Africa. And that sounded like an elephant.

Speaker 17 (35:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Imagine that's the sound of you entering heaven.

Speaker 11 (35:23):
Yeah. I think that trumpets in heaven sound a little
better than that.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I think, like, what does it sound like when we
enter the gates of Heaven?

Speaker 10 (35:36):
I have a question.

Speaker 13 (35:38):
So if some of us get taken up, but some
of us don't, are the ones that don't get taken
up come in to do the show tomorrow? And now
what happens? Like do we just do we replace the
people who are still here?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Who, according to some we are we're already here doing
the show. But yeah, I don't know. Well, no, we'll
come in and do the show tomorrow. I mean, the
remainder remaining people on Earth need a show, right Like.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Elves and I are the only two left there are
other people. There have to be other people around.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Can you take your your com rees and your microphone
up to heaven and I have to go back? Can
you swim back regardless after you are still expected to
do entertainment?

Speaker 10 (36:19):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
And hey, and here we are laughing at it, like
ha ha, this is all what if? What if it
does happen, Well.

Speaker 10 (36:25):
Then they're gonna take these audio clips and play them back.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
And by the way, if it does happen, scary, nothing
to be scared about it. It's going to take over and
then you're you have no control over it. Yeah, you know,
you cannot be scared about things you cannot control. This
is very true.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Enjoy that right up there. It's probably a great view.
See a lot of cool people.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
I'm going to play Golden. But it's not Hunter acts,
it's not Hunters. Well, well I said that, and so
when yellow me said, no, it's not it's not pronounced
Hunter's spelled h U and t R splash x. Well,
I thought it was hunter x. I looked at up

(37:05):
and also said it's it's hunter hunter. Some one said
that's the country twice.

Speaker 10 (37:09):
I don't know it's Hunter.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Well, that's what I thought, but this guy says, no,
it's Hunter Tricks.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Okay, our boss is all into this. Mark Adams knows
all things.

Speaker 18 (37:18):
Well.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
He's aek he's the geekiest geek. He is so geeky.
I'm in love. I'm in love with his geeking.

Speaker 14 (37:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (37:23):
Absolutely, talk to Garrett. He's obsessed.

Speaker 19 (37:25):
Okay, all right, all right, Oh yeah it's Hunters. No,
it's X, it's I've watched the movie nine thousand times
in my house.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
Are you sure?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah, Hunters telling you?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Call Mark Adams.

Speaker 13 (37:39):
Let's call Mark Adams. Call Mark Adams, Call Mark Adams.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I would go with what Garrett says, because his kids
make him watch that film over and over and over.

Speaker 19 (37:49):
It's like I'm reliving uh Frozen all over again, but
with with uh Kate Poppers.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
And Deanna Moore, who's down the hall says. That's how
the girl who is the voice of the main star
pronounced at backstage at the festival. Oh okay, oh she
was at the festival. You don't have to bother Mark
Adams if you don't want. I think he likes being bothered,
all right, Yeah, he's geeky, he needs to be bothered.
Oh we're putting him on.

Speaker 10 (38:13):
Now get him?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, yeah, you got him, Nate. Let's go, hurry, hurry,
I'll Mark.

Speaker 10 (38:21):
Danielle's got more CV answers.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
This is tough.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Colleen, that's seen it at gajillion times too. If you
want all right, we have a heavier name online too,
Danielle late, Danielle. Well, ask Mark real quick, Mark?

Speaker 13 (38:35):
Is it Hunter Directs or Hunter Tricks?

Speaker 2 (38:39):
He's right, okay, okay, thank you Mark here geek, we
love you. Hey, where's Colleen? Colleen? It's Hunters right? Hi?

Speaker 15 (38:46):
Well, Mark's took care of it, but yeah, it's hun Tricks.
I've seen it like forty times.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Huh, why have you seen it forty times? I know
it's good, but is it forty times good?

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Well?

Speaker 15 (38:55):
I like watch TV on my iPad while I'm making dinner,
so I just like keep clicking it, like watch again.
It's ninety minutes.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
I will tell you this. Colleen and Garrett, we just
got a text and I like this, so once said,
they want to talk about Kate Pop Demon Hunters on
the air. I was able to bond with my eight
year old by watching this adorable movie five times so
far and seeing it in the theater. The story is great,
the songs are amazing. That's Karen from so karenn and
Colleen say, it's a great film. And if you can

(39:26):
bond with your kid over it, that's another plus.

Speaker 10 (39:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (39:28):
Yeah, but after the tenth time, you got to be like, Okay,
ten times is enough.

Speaker 13 (39:33):
There's a lot of good songs in this too. More Golden,
I know, is the one like everyone's talking about. But
there's a lot of good like is it what Soda Pop?
The other one that the guys sewed up?

Speaker 10 (39:43):
I love that song? That is awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh god? All right, well, Colleen, thanks for checking in.
I know you're listening with the kids in the car.
I'm sorry that we're so foul sometimes.

Speaker 15 (39:51):
Oh it's all good, it's perfect.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Thank you, just for you and the kids. A bonding
moment with Colleen and her kids in the car. It's
Hunter Tricks. It is play my trumpet.

Speaker 10 (40:22):
Oh yeah, Golden remix.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Here's the sound of the rapture right there, Baby, I'm
gonna start playing my trumpet drinking every song we play.
You know, that'll be our special mix you can't get
anywhere else. I love it all right, there you go.
Uh Hunterricks we'll play a drink for you. Let's get
into the three things we need to do it from Gandhi, Gandhi,
what's going on? All right?

Speaker 4 (40:46):
We talked about this earlier, Jimmy Kimmel said to a
return to his late night talk show tonight. We know
that he was suspended indefinitely last week by ABC following
comments that he made related to Charlie Kirk's murder. Kimmel
has been off air since Wednesday. Disney he said it
made the decision to pull him off the air to
avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment
for our country. The company went on to say it

(41:07):
has spent the past several days having thoughtful conversations with
Jimmy Kimmel has hosted that show for the past twenty
two years, and he'll return tonight.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, and boy don't know how he's going to address it,
but he will be addressing it.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I have a feeling this is going to be one
of the most highly rated late night shows in a
very long time.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Oh yeah, God, we should get canceled and they should
bring us back. We need branding.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
I kind of think that's the key to everyone.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Called Bob Pittmann cancels immediately all right.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Gabrielle remains a Category four hurricane this morning with one
hundred and forty mile per hour winds. Swells generated by
Gabrielle continue to slap Bermuda in the east coast of
the US from North Carolina to Atlantic Canada. There's a
tropical wave one hundred miles east of the Leeward Islands
that now has about fifty percent chance of developing within
the next few days. A tropical depression could also form

(41:54):
a system in the Central Atlantic. The NHC is giving
it an eighty percent chance of formation, so telling yet
if either of these could impact Florida or mainland US.
And finally, Amazon is now on trial for allegedly tricking
millions of customers into enrolling in its Prime subscription service
and then making it very difficult to cancel. The FTC

(42:14):
sued the e commerce company in twenty twenty three, claiming
that it was using manipulative interface designs to get people
paying for the one hundred and thirty nine dollars a
year service. The trial started in federal court yesterday, where
the government also alleged canceling Prime required a four page six,
click fifteen option process and.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
That was god really just to get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I've never tried to cancel it, so I don't know.
But they're saying it was very very difficult. It's like
when you get a gym membership and then you try
to cancel. Good luck on that one. But yeah, they
say that it was very very hard for people to
get out of this. So now they're being sued. We'll
see how it goes. And those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I believe everyone and all the kids on the way
to school were loving my my trumpet, playing with it
with Golden by Hunterricks.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I think you should incorporate it more.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
The reason I know they loved it is because no
one can complained about it, so that sounded great. Yeah,
and they said, we need to come up with the
game where I play songs on my trumpet. You have
to guess the song. Well, that'll be easy because I
can play it note for note. It's gonna sound like
the song. Yeah, oh yeah, Armstrong. How's your coffee today?
Did anyone head over to the Delongey machine and make

(43:18):
a little absolutely Oh yeah, morning, it's autumn the fall.
Drinks like iced caramel lattes and pumpkin spice lattes, Espresso
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Speaker 13 (46:20):
Well, I got a call from Victoria who said, my
husband thinks I have this potty mouth, right so I
want you to say that I got pulled over by
the police and got arrested because of my potty mouth.

Speaker 10 (46:29):
That's the hull.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
This is just what a husband needs to hear. Yeah,
and you're playing the part.

Speaker 13 (46:32):
Of I am like the district Attorney's office calling to
let the husband know that we have his wife.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
And he believed this. Uh huh, here we go.

Speaker 10 (46:40):
Hello, does this Gabriel?

Speaker 13 (46:42):
Yeah, I'm calling from the Queen's District Attorney Office. I'm
actually calling about your wife.

Speaker 12 (46:47):
Okay, we pulled.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
Her over this morning on Queen's Boulevard.

Speaker 13 (46:51):
She actually ran a red light and we were just
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Speaker 10 (46:57):
She has been placed under arrest. An idiot, So I'm
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Speaker 13 (47:04):
Her father was her first phone call, and her father
hung up on her, so she's not allowed to make
another phone call.

Speaker 10 (47:09):
So I was the one to give.

Speaker 14 (47:11):
You a call.

Speaker 12 (47:13):
She ran a red light, and then all.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
He wanted was her Jriver's license, insurance registration, you know,
the regular stuff to give her the ticket.

Speaker 10 (47:21):
And unfortunately she this dad, your mother's in this. I mean,
I can't even believe this stuff that was coming out
of her mouth. Yes, she said all that stuff.

Speaker 13 (47:33):
We actually looked her name up in the computer and
I noticed she was trying to be a Nasau County
police officer. Well, obviously we can't have that now, can wemm?
We went to give her a ticket and she said.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
You know, what were we gonna do?

Speaker 12 (47:50):
And her father, her.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
Father didn't even want to deal with her. Her father
told her that that's her mouth. She's had that mouth
a whole life, and she can.

Speaker 12 (47:57):
Go to jail for cursing.

Speaker 13 (47:58):
It's not even cursing. I mean, it's it's like resisting
arrest of an officer. Bail and we were actually going
to have to set bail.

Speaker 12 (48:04):
How much is that?

Speaker 13 (48:05):
Between five and ten thousand It depends on what the
judge decides.

Speaker 12 (48:08):
Or to oh my god, between five and ten thousand
dollars for cursing. Oh don't know, there's no way in him.
I'm coming up with no five thousand, ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 13 (48:18):
Bes, then she's gonna have to sit and jail until
her court case, and that could be months from now.

Speaker 12 (48:22):
I really don't know what to say.

Speaker 10 (48:24):
Now, Could we could actually teach her a lesson and
leave her there.

Speaker 12 (48:27):
Teach her a lesson and leave her there. You're telling
me that she could be there for a couple of
at least a month. You're telling me to teach her
a lesson.

Speaker 10 (48:34):
But she's got a party mouth. We should probably teach
her a lesson.

Speaker 12 (48:37):
Yeah, a party mouth? Did you watch party? Months out?

Speaker 16 (48:39):
Was still?

Speaker 12 (48:39):
If you only need somebody in jail.

Speaker 10 (48:40):
For cursing, I mean, should I tell her that you
just don't care?

Speaker 12 (48:43):
Why would you say that I don't even care?

Speaker 10 (48:46):
Well, that's how I feel like, you don't care.

Speaker 12 (48:48):
I don't know what to do.

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Tell something.

Speaker 13 (48:50):
Some people when when they're in certain situations, you know,
they they do a drastic things to get people out
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but unfortunately that's the rule.

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Can you get the money by three o'clock?

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Do you have a number I can call you back?

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First? I got to know if you can get the
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I can't tell you that right now. I mean, I
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and I can't give you the number. How the hell
can't you give me a number to call you back, because.

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If I need to know if you need to set
failed by three o'clock, if you can pay by then.

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You're just telling me if I can't give you five
to ten thousand dollars like three o'clock, that you can't
you can' are into the phone right. That makes no sense.
This isn't a joke. Taps. Oh my good, Holy you
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Speaker 13 (49:32):
Your wife of Victoria, she wanted us to play a
phone tap on you. She said she had a potty
mouth and that you would totally believe that she got
arrested for it.

Speaker 12 (49:41):
Yes, definitely does. And I'm gonna wash it out with soaping.

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Speaker 2 (49:47):
Your people still do that washing your mouth out with soap.

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That's a terrible I don't know.

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We're gonna talk about John Cena. He wants you to
stop asking him whether he's going to be a dad.
And also we'll talk about our favorite Halloween costumes for
different age groups.

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Okay, all right.

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Hey.

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By the way, that John Cena thing about how it
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I guess that's what you're going to talk about him.

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Oh?

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Speaker 2 (52:42):
Hey, we haven't talked about Dinny lately. Is he still
in jail? What's going on over there?

Speaker 14 (52:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
So they're actually right now trying to argue that when
he gets sentenced, it should be no more than fourteen
months and it should be time served so that he
gets out immediately. But we'll see you about Don't you.

Speaker 13 (52:56):
Think they're going to say it's overcrowded anyway, and that
he's no threat, And they're gonna that's.

Speaker 10 (53:00):
What's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
It happens here in New York a lot all the time.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
And now we're going to find out all the people
writing character witness support letters for him. So one of
them is young Miami. She's a rapper and they dated
for a little while. Apparently she just wrote a letter
in support of him. So you know, people are gonna
have some opinions on a lot of this stuff.

Speaker 13 (53:18):
Apparently he has his big comeback planned, so uh, I
guess we'll see what.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
That's right, he's taken over the garden with you, is he.
I don't know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have Yez and
yet's hey, we were talking a second ago about having
your parents but washing your mouth out with soap, yeah,
and Gandhi He's like, I don't know if I can
handle that, And Danielle said, yeah, when you were a kid,
used to get your mouth washed out with soap. And
I can imagine why, because you were the potty mouth

(53:44):
of all poddy mouth.

Speaker 10 (53:45):
It happened. I don't know if it happened once or twice,
but I remember it happening.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Oh yeah, awful.

Speaker 10 (53:49):
And it gets in your teeth.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
I got it with a dial soap, yellow dial soap.
Stuff tastes terrible, you know. But you know, there's there's
something very dramatic about the bar so and but no
one has bar soap anymore.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Cleansing something in your mouth. They just shoot it in there.

Speaker 10 (54:09):
Yeah, boy, your mouth exactly.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
God, someone sent a text in uh not only did
I have to get the bar soap in my mouth.
I had to bite on it and hold it in
my mouth of the timer that was set to however
old I was. For instance, if I was sixteen, I
would just sit there for sixteen minutes with soap in
my mouth.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Oh my gosh, Wow, my parents just putting their hands
on me for that.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
You beat me, and at my age, I hadn't sit
here with an hour with soap in my mouth. I
don't know if I'm ready for that. We were actually
talking about the awful, awful things your mom and dad
would do to you to punish you. And do you
remember the time we were talking about this on the show.
There's a thing out there and maybe some texting if
this has happened to you when you were a kid. Anyway,

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some kid would act up. The mother would put rice
raw rice on the floor and make them kneel on
it and stay on their knees on the rice for
a period of time. Apparently that was very painful.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
That sounds painful. It's like little piece is a glass.

Speaker 10 (55:10):
I feel like this is like a fraternity thing.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah, they're hazing me, I know, but you know, I'm
okay with fried rice. It's nice and soft.

Speaker 11 (55:24):
Yeah, Frog, I'd get in trouble at my grandma's house,
and I'd have to go outside and get a switch,
which is like a piece off of a tree. And
if you didn't get a good enough one, she would
walk out there and get her own, so you would
get your chance to get one, or she'd go get one.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
And that was always the worst. Damn wow. So yeah,
I was never spanked. I was only at one time
they tried the bar soap in my mouth thing because
I think, you know, it's like all the parents were
doing it. It was so hip, But I was. I
was never really reprimanded beyond just you know, being screamed.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Well, it shows I don't get spontaneously.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Just smacked spontaneous, just out of nowhere.

Speaker 10 (56:06):
My mom would come and wait, if you didn't do anything, didn't.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Do no, if I had it, if I would misbehave okay,
just get a look. And then I hear the belt unbuckling,
I'd be like, oh here we go.

Speaker 10 (56:18):
I give my pants.

Speaker 13 (56:20):
Because my dad was my dad was a tall guy,
big guy, and he would just lift My mother would
go go and take care of it.

Speaker 10 (56:26):
My dad would always like, what the hell am I doing?

Speaker 13 (56:28):
He didn't even know why we were in trouble and
he would just pick He would just like go near
me and pick me up, and I'd beat my pants
and I'd be it.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Oh my god, He's like, oh god, he's paying her pants.
I'm never going to do that again. I got Caroline
online too. Uh, Caroline had very unusual punishment when she
used fouling. Would I hate Caroline? Welcome to the show.
How are you feeling today?

Speaker 15 (56:47):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
I'm glad that I'm not swearing right now.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Feel free and we're not going to punish you here.
But uh, what was your punishment growing up when you
were cursing?

Speaker 9 (56:57):
So, my mom got tired of doing the soap and
then so she would actually make us stand in the
corner if we said a bad word and say it
until she told us to stop. So, like, there'd be
times we'd be sitting in the corner, like we'd say
the F word and we'd be like, oh fff, you know,
we'd be laughing and she'd be like, no, no, keep going,

(57:17):
and you'd be like, all right, You're there for half
an hour saying the F word until she does you
to stop.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
That's bizarre. I've never heard of that one.

Speaker 12 (57:27):
Moore.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, you know, Barbara, why is little little
Caroline in the corner saying the F word over and over? Well,
she's being punished for saying the F word, okay, but
it would make you, I mean psychologically, it would take
you to a place where you start crying.

Speaker 9 (57:42):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, because you'd literally be there for
like fifteen twenty thirty minutes just saying the F word,
and you're like, I never want to say this word again.

Speaker 10 (57:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (57:49):
I could totally see how that happens, because then when
you go to say it, you get that memory in
your head, so you don't say it right exactly.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
All right, does some like deep crazy psycho? What your
warfare going on? All right? Well, thank you, Caroline. Do
you use the F word anymore? Is it all over you?
In the F word?

Speaker 12 (58:06):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (58:07):
No, I definitely use it me too.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
It's my favorite word. I love it. I'm surprised we
don't say it more around these parts. Thank you, Caroline,
have a good day. Thanks for listening. Line one. Now
this is weird. I don't know if I can handle this. Hey, Laura,
you would not get your mouth washed out with soap?
What would they do with the bar of soap.

Speaker 15 (58:27):
Oh, if I talked back to my mom, she would
take that bar soap and like rub it all in
my mouth, scrape it off and.

Speaker 12 (58:34):
Be like on my teeth.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I'd be crying with snow and soap and it was
it was a warfare.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Or they would actually they would shove the whole bar
of soap into your mouth.

Speaker 20 (58:44):
Well not the whole bar, but like she would get
like a good half of the bar, and it made
sure I really like she really got in there and
like rubbed around the whole mouth, kept my mouth clothed
yet and.

Speaker 10 (58:54):
My mom did do the one time, same exact thing.
Have remember being all over my teeth and all when
you choke on it.

Speaker 14 (59:00):
Like that down there.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
But well no, no it's not that far.

Speaker 12 (59:05):
It's just enough, just enough that you get the point.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Well, I surprised my mom. All right, well thank you
very much? Or yeah, yeah, so expensive? Can't you find
another way to punish your kid? Maybe it's not that expensive?

Speaker 5 (59:18):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Like forty five cents of bars? So matt Is on
nineteen nine nineteen had a very unusual punishment. I love
unusual punishment stories.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Hi Matt, Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
We're doing. Okay, what happened to you?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
They will put mustard in my mouth? Or sorry, Danielle,
they maybe mayonnaise sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Oh gosh, no, oh, I love maynonnae sandwiches. Please punish
me more sandwich, daniel See, hey, Danielle, you curse? So
which we should? We should have mayonnaise ready to go?
You curse on the air.

Speaker 10 (59:47):
It would work, that would work, you know, it's I'd
have a clean mouth.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
It was a it's illegal fee to curse on our show.
But if you do, we're gonna squirt some helmets in
your mouth. What's that? Hold on, hold on, let me
get okay, hold on? Can we warm it up?

Speaker 12 (01:00:03):
First story?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Oh my god? Really, if you warm it up, you
can probably pour it, you know what I mean? Stop it, Froggy,
Can you stop?

Speaker 12 (01:00:12):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Froggy?

Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
Wait till Friday night at Halloween. Hard nights. You're in
a lot of trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Now, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So Matt, if
you need condiments, look in Matt's mouth. He's been using
follow language lately. All right, man, have a great day.

Speaker 16 (01:00:29):
To me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
But those are the tastes of summer, like hot dogs, Okay,
bring it. What were you saying, Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Oh no, I'm not going to go there now. Yeah,
why because Froggy already said it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Thank you. Oh you're going down mayonnaise highlands.

Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
Hey, these guys are so.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Mean to me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
I wanted to know if it was like a toasted
Mailo sandwich where it was kind of like a warm,
gooey Mayo, or if it was a cold Mayo sandwich.

Speaker 13 (01:00:51):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Oh god, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. Cut me
off next time before I go further. Oh there she goes,
But GANI you see what I mean. If he heated
it up, it'd be like that, almost like a no,
no really, I really want to get on with the show.
I really, do you know what? You're making this difficult
for the host over here? I got one vomiting over here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Danielle, you are right, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
She always leans toward Nate.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
I love it so much what.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
You were wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
You're wearing. You're wearing a very absorbent looking shirt today.
Listen to Carlos. Listen to Carlos in line twenty. What
he had to do now. I don't know if he
got caught smoking is he still on the line. Yeah,
his brother, your brother. Now, it wasn't cursing or they
would catch your brother smoking cigarettes? What would they do?
What was he doing to get punished?

Speaker 16 (01:01:45):
So my mom caught him one time smoking and yeh,
she sat him down in our kitchen. I remember this
because I was about six seven years old at the time,
and she went out to the store, to the corner
store and grabbed the cold cart and of Marbles cigarette
at that time, and she made us smoke every single cigarette,
and not just smoke it. She made him inhale every

(01:02:06):
single one. The way he almost passed out and he
would have to he just had to smoke. To this day,
the man does not want to stand next to anybody
who smoked a cigarette.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Oh wowk wait, but it was your brother that was
in trouble. They made you smoke them too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 16 (01:02:28):
I was the youngest of fourteen siblings, so I would
watch what my other siblings would do, and I knew, Okay,
that's something I wouldn't do or something I cannot do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
I got you, so I will.

Speaker 15 (01:02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Well, I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Show hello everybody, Well, thank you, Hello lady, thanks for listening.
To us. We appreciate it, Carlos, and tell your brother, hey,
congratulations on not smoking. Ever, that's pretty cool. If I
was a parent of fourteen kids, I would make them
all stand in the room and smoke cigarettes. I would
buy fourteen cartons of cigarettes. It's expensive, and make them
all smoke at once in one room. They're all done.

(01:03:01):
They're good. Interesting call line Ashley when she would curse
her dad, go, your dad couldn't find soap? So what
did he wash your mouth out with?

Speaker 16 (01:03:13):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
Well, I love you guys.

Speaker 15 (01:03:14):
You guys are so awesome.

Speaker 20 (01:03:16):
So this is kind of a funny story.

Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
So growing up, I was kind of like.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
The goody two shoes and my sister was always.

Speaker 20 (01:03:22):
The one getting in trouble. So one night, my sister
Jess was in trouble. My dad was trying to find
soap and wash her mouth that way, and he literally
could not find any, like he was out of soap.
So he goes into the fridge and I'm watching this
all and he finds.

Speaker 15 (01:03:40):
Blue cheese or feta cheese, I forget which.

Speaker 20 (01:03:42):
One, but he was all right, she's not gonna like this.
She's a little kid, like, let me just like throw
some blue cheese in her mouth and she does, he does,
and my sister is hysterically crying because of like she's
so emotional, like what is going on in my mouth?

Speaker 15 (01:03:58):
Ry now?

Speaker 20 (01:03:59):
And she goes, Daddy, I think I like this cheese,
and my dad just starts laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I love blue cheese as well. Not a lot of
people like blue chees, especially kids. But if if you're
washing my mouth out with blue cheese, I'm yeah cheese, daddy,
all right, Well, thank you. Actually you shouldn't wash their
mouth out with like like a very pungent blue cheese
because they may love it. I love that, so I

(01:04:30):
said earlier. Thanks for listening to us. Actually appreciate it.

Speaker 14 (01:04:33):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Someone actually sent a text in saying I enjoy I
pretend to enjoy the soap, and they could stop doing it.
So they started, you, you've been a bad boy. Here,
give me, give me your mouth, here's some soap, and
be like yeah, yeah, spring poor Gandhi. I bet your

(01:04:58):
parents couldn't find anything to punish you because you would
stand all sorts of pain.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
They said, punishing me was their worst nightmare. It was
the bane of their existence because nothing bothered me, like nothing.
They're like we'd send you to your room. You will
go to sleep. We try to put you in a
corner in silence. You'd talk to yourself. We'd smack you.
You'd stare at us like nothing. They said, it was
like punishing themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
It was the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
They can make you eat cinnamon because I know you
hate cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Right, Sorry, my headlines just went out if you said I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Said they can make you eat cinnamon because you detest cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
You know now as an adult, yes, they could have
done that. I actually hated it when I was a
little kid too, But they didn't think that way, Thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
All right, I'd want to go around the room. We'll
go around the room in just a second. Let's get
into the three things we need to know, and then
I feel like we got a really barn burner of
it around the room segment coming up. Let's burn down
at barn. It'll be fabulous. All right, let's get into
those three things. Gandhi, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Jimmy Kimmel is set to return to his late night
talk show tonight. We've been talking about it all morning.
He was suspended indefinitely last week by ABC after the
comments he made related to Charlie Kirk's murder during his monologue.
He has been off the air since Wednesday, and we
know it created quite a storm across the country, across
the world in some parts. Dizney said it made the
decision to pull him off the air because they wanted

(01:06:13):
to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional
moment for the country. The company went on to say
that it spent the past several days having thoughtful conversations
with Jimmy. He will return once again tonight. He's hosted
the show for the past twenty two years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Well, by the way, Danielle, we didn't do your daniel report. Yeah,
that's coming up in a moment. Were you gonna do
the Jimmy Kimmel story.

Speaker 10 (01:06:37):
Too, No, I was going to do the John Cena story.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Okay, God, we got so many stories, all right, So
hang on around the room and Danielle coming up for
those who are waiting. Okay, back to you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Okay, this is fascinating. A teenager is in custody after
apparently pulling off a sophisticated cyber attack on the Las
Vegas Strip. The alleged hack happened back in twenty twenty three,
we did talk about it. It was attributed to an
organized threat actor group that goes by names including Scattered
Spider and Octotempest. The teen is said to have used
LinkedIn to impersonate an MGM Grand employee in a call

(01:07:08):
with the company's IT department, where he requested a password reset,
then gained access to MGM's internal systems about ten minutes later.
Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department said that the incident cost
multiple casino properties hundreds of millions of dollars and gave
hackers access to internal systems. Well a teenager now he
could end up being charged as an adult. And finally,

(01:07:32):
I don't think this is really that groundbreaking, but a
new study is showing the downside of AI for human behavior.
The research showed that some people had increasing dishonesty and
lied to the chatbot when given the chance to reap
a reward. The good news is that in one test,
seventy five percent of people did stay ethical, but the
other twenty five percent had no problem lying or cheating

(01:07:53):
or making AI do it for them, and the chatbot
did as it was told. Of course, Unfortunately, the more
money are reward that was involved, the higher the number
of subjects cheating with Ai rose. At one point it
actually hit eighty four percent. Does that surprise anybody? No,
of course there's the way to cheat. People are gonna
do it, especially if you think no one's gonna find out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
And those are your three things.

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Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
All right, let's start out with Danielle and then we'll
get into our around the room I want Today's around
the room to blow my mind. I will make me
flip my wig o. Jeez, I'm gonna I'm wanna wig out.
I gotta go back to the well. Yeah, okay, okay,
good and emotions good. So Froggy is gonna make me mad?

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
I love that, you know me. I love to be mad.
Scary You're you're disappointed in your around the Room segment.
I have to go back to the well. I'm gonna
have to go to Plan B today. Then we're going
to be razzle dazzled. I want to be razzled and
dazzled about you. Daniel. You're happy with yours. It's coming on.

Speaker 10 (01:09:32):
I mean I already changed mine once. I'm not changing
it again.

Speaker 16 (01:09:35):
So what it is? What it is?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
No, I'm requesting you make it spectacular. You will be judge.
What about you, Gandi? You're thinking good things about yours.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Oh, I'm about to dazzle the f out of you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Oh my god. No, no, f's will be dazzled. What
about you, Nate? You got a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
I gotta go back to the well as well. And
the producer, Sam, what about yours?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Mine's rooted in some real pos sitivity, so hopefully it'll
strike a chord.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
You're usually yours is your yours are always solidly like
kind of crunchy sometimes I am.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Yeah, No, I'm definitely crunchy sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Yeah, there's some tree hugging going on.

Speaker 17 (01:10:10):
Not fair.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I was just at the bar to be higher than
it was. Well, I don't know if if it's really
awful for me to be asking you to give it
your best. I don't. Isn't that what I'm supposed to do.
I'm asking you. I know, I'm supposed to be here
to like want you to be better you. Usually you
just don't say anything. But now now I gotta go
back and find something. Okay, then just do it and
make it happen. I'm so excited to hear what you're

(01:10:31):
gonna say. Scary years of all of them, has to
be the most spectacular, all right, Dan, Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:10:39):
Right, Well let's start out with John Cena. So he's
been dealing with people saying this to him for a while, like, hey,
you've been married for five years, why don't you guys
have kids? Blah blah blah blah. But a lot of
his fans are finding his comments on parenthood very refreshing.

Speaker 18 (01:10:54):
So if I were to bring a life into this
world that needs environmental nurture and uncondition love, I also
know that takes time, and I've been blessed with some
great opportunities. Life has awarded me to chance to do
some amazing things, and right now I want to seize
those opportunities. So I don't want to make an irresponsible
choice and bring a life into the world that I

(01:11:15):
willn't neglect.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I don't know that's fair. Keep that. Keep that in
your holes. You're ready to shoot, because when people start
giving you, especially you know, family members start giving you
grief because you haven't chosen the path of being a parent.
Rather than go, oh, mind your business, give them that
speech right there. Yeah, you know what. I'm happy with
where I am and what I'm doing, and I want

(01:11:37):
to continue doing that, and it would not be fair
to any child I would bring into the God he
is still wait for your excuse, because I'm ready to
do it. Baby, I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
I'm too selfish. There's too much that I want to do.
I genuinely think I would not be a good parent.
Maybe if I had you as a co parent, we
could both suck together.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
No, no, we would be hideous parents awful.

Speaker 14 (01:11:55):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
I want us to have a kid for like all
the other like the selfish reasons like yeah dress.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Oh take it for walks, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Take it for walks. My kids pronoun is it?

Speaker 14 (01:12:08):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
All right? Back to you, Daniel, all right?

Speaker 10 (01:12:11):
So azin Malex scorre to Las Vegas Residency.

Speaker 13 (01:12:14):
The former One Direction member will perform seven nights in
January at Doby Live at Park MGM. Ticket pre sales
start tomorrow. James Vanderbeek appeared via recorded video in last
night's Dawson's Creek Reunion. He pulled out of the cancer
charity event due to a stomach virus. It had nothing
to do with the actual cancer that he has. He

(01:12:35):
told the crowd, I cannot believe I'm not there. I
can't believe I don't get to hug my cast mates.
I just wanted to stand on that stage and thank
every single person here tonight. You are the best fans
in the world. The K Pop Demon Hunters track Golden
is the first soundtrack song in ten years, with six
weeks at number one. Now in the past decade, we

(01:12:55):
don't talk about. Bruno from Mancanto was the leading soundtrack
song that held the with five weeks. So K Pop
Demon Hunters is doing incredibly well. So let's talk about
Halloween costumes for a moment now. For the kids, they're
saying K Pop Demon Hunters is probably gonna be the
number one with the girls. So they're also saying, if

(01:13:16):
you have little ones of age two to seven, maybe
something from It's The Gray Pumpkin, Charlie Brown or Monsters, Inc.

Speaker 10 (01:13:22):
Would be appropriate.

Speaker 13 (01:13:23):
If you have kids eight seven to eleven, The Nightmare
Before Christmas, Halloween Town or Casper. I can't believe how
many little kids love Jack Skellington and they're not scared
of him. I think that's so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
I love it.

Speaker 13 (01:13:35):
If you're a tween, hocus Pocus, Adam's Family, Goosebumps, people
like that. Teenagers, they're saying, beetlejuice, Poulter guys. See this
is where gets scary. Teenagers like their Poulter guys and gremlins.
So those are some Halloween costumes that you might be
sporting this holiday season. Who are the best pop singers
in the nineties. Rancor dot Com askedest readers this question,

(01:13:58):
and I'm just gonna give you who they say that
top five are so. Number five they're saying Brian Adams. Oh,
by the way, I heard was incredible at the iHeartRadio
Music Festival.

Speaker 10 (01:14:08):
They were saying he was insane. Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:14:09):
Number four, George Michael. Number three, they're saying Celine Dion,
number two, Whitney Houston. But number one they are saying
it was Michael Jackson. Yeah, I would agree with Michael Jackson.

Speaker 17 (01:14:19):
What do you think?

Speaker 10 (01:14:21):
Yes, yes, Madonna is on the list. She is number nine.

Speaker 13 (01:14:27):
Whitney Whitney Houston is Oh, she is number two. I
said her number two, teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Yeah, she's still a number two.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
Okay, she's the number two.

Speaker 10 (01:14:37):
Dancing with the Stars is on tonight. It's one hit
Wonder Night.

Speaker 13 (01:14:39):
You also have the Voice Blind auditions, Murder in a
Small Town, the second season premier of that on Fox.

Speaker 10 (01:14:45):
The Lowdown.

Speaker 13 (01:14:46):
That's an Ethan Hawk one over on FX, and Jimmy
Kimmel is back tonight, so I guarantee those ratings will
be going through the roof to see what he has
to say.

Speaker 10 (01:14:54):
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Let's go around the room. I'm gonna save Scary for
a last because his is going to to be groundbreaking. Okay, right,
we'll start with you. Gandhi, Gandhi Europe. What's on your
mind today?

Speaker 14 (01:15:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
This is perfect that I'm first, because mine is about
going first. I want to encourage everybody to go first.
And I know that that's kind of intimidating, but there
are so many benefits in going first and being the example,
taking the lead. We do something in here where Andrew
will ask us a question and all of us need
to answer, and every time he asked that question, he
will say, I'll go first, And that makes such a
difference in the way we answer because it sort of

(01:15:28):
gives us a little path to walk down. It gives
us an example. And there are so many psychological benefits
about going first as well, including establishing control and new possibilities.
But it also makes it most memorable. So if you
have a chance to do something and someone asked a question,
be the first person. It's important.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Wow, that was great.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Oh did I wrestle dazzle you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Yeah, you wrestled? Now I love it. If we have
what six microphones here at once, Yes, let's see how
that works.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Get it right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
That is God In a room like this, it can
be tough, but you know we've all been there where
somebody asks a question and nobody wants to answer, and
then the person who asks the question feels weird about it.
Just take a chance, go first. You never know what
could happen.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
You know, there's an old line in business. It's called
first in wins. Ah, yeah, it's true. You know, you
think of all these these products out there you use,
I mean ketchup or mayonnaise, Danielle or clothing, whoever masters
that one piece of that industry. First, they're always usually

(01:16:30):
typically the most memorable. Yeah, so very good, first in wins.
I like that. Hey no, yeah, no, not you scary,
saving you for last, Danielle. What's up?

Speaker 16 (01:16:38):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
So mine is not going to be that memorable, But.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Since it's Spencer, that's a good idea. Tell them it's
not going to be memorable, and it will be.

Speaker 10 (01:16:47):
You won't expect much.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Yes at the barble.

Speaker 10 (01:16:49):
If it's really you're gonna be blown to one.

Speaker 13 (01:16:51):
So Spencer, you guys know, Spencer is away at college,
so his room is just sitting there, you know, it's
you know, I go in every now and then and
talk to it like most crazy moms do. Anyway, but
we have found a new new purpose for this room.
It is the snore room in my house.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Oh yeah, So when one of us is snoring.

Speaker 13 (01:17:13):
At night, instead of waking the other one up by
constantly saying you're snoring, you're soaring, you're soaring, they just
get up and you go into the snore room and
you have a great night's sleep in Spencer's room without
somebody bothering you.

Speaker 10 (01:17:28):
I did it two nights ago, and Sheldon did it
last night night. So we now have a snore room.
Thank you, Spencer.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
There you go. That was a great submission. I liked
that one. Danielle snore rooms all right? Straight and eight?
What's up with you? Okay? Ask me why I am
jealous of people in Ludlow, Vermont. Why are you jealous
of people in love Vermont? See? Why are you jealous
of the Lolians? They are just days away from peak

(01:17:56):
fall foliage. This is my favorite time of year. Mother
Nature brings out her paint brush. It is happening. It
is happening. In the next two weeks it will be
peak fall foliage time. Get out there? Are you driving out?
Are you driving?

Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
You don't know if I will be making it up there,
but I will be seeing some fall foliage on my
drive this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Come on, let's go, let's go. Let's load up to
super and go, let's go. Let's do it. Get in
the outback. It only happens for a couple of days
when it's at its peak.

Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
Hopefully you get a nice day, nice weather day, and
you get to see all those brilliant colors on the
mountain side.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Get out there and check it out. All right, there
you go?

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Is that what I like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
That one gone? He's ready to go?

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Right, Oh, I am going. I'm doing New England and
Nova Scotia. I'm going to see a nice thanks for
our friends at Norwegian.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Yeah, oh my god, that's right. You can go on
a Norwegian leaf peeper cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
And I am I know that was the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
I can't wait.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
I remember my my parents would drive all the way
from the fly, all the way from Dallas to the
northeast to go look at leaves everywhere. I'm like, what
the f how boring you're looking at leaves? And now
I'm like, okay, I get it. We're waiting. Scaries submissions
coming up very last in the around the room because
he says, this is going to double wise away. Froggy,

(01:19:11):
what's up with you?

Speaker 11 (01:19:12):
I'm gonna make you mad? Yes, I love emotions, so
I'll tell you why. So on Friday night, Lisa and
I went to Name that Tune like event. It was
a Country a Country edition, so I'm like, well, we'll
do well, we'll do okay. On the very first time,
I look over next to me, there's three different people
have their phones out with Shazam on. I'm like, no,

(01:19:33):
you don't come to Name that tune and use your phone.
You don't go to trivia at a place and use
your phone. And the person who was doing the announcing,
they didn't say anything about people not using their phone,
and so Lisa I would never a Lisa said.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Something to them. She's like, why do you have your
phone out? They're like, oh, they didn't say we can't.

Speaker 11 (01:19:50):
Isn't it an understood rule that when you go to
trivia or name that tune, you don't use your phone.
Put your phone away, and if you don't know the answer,
then you don't know the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Don't they get points for being resourceful? Now you're me mad.

Speaker 11 (01:20:07):
It's cheating if you take your phone out at a
trivia or name that tune. It is full on cheating.
There's no two ways about it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Don't do it. People are checking in saying, oh god,
I'd never be jealous of anyone in Ludlow. Why are
they making fun of Loadlow. We'll talk about it off
the air, So I will tell you. We went to
like a trivia night one night. We're we're sitting at
a bar this restaurant froggy and just wanted to eat.
And Alex's like, oh god, the guy with the microphones

(01:20:36):
doing something. And so we started playing this trivia game
and you could see everyone googling. Everyone's googling answers for answer.

Speaker 11 (01:20:42):
That's cheating. That's cheating. It's now non trivia. It's called search.
We're not playing Google Search. We're playing driven.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Okay, all right, but.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
If you take out your phones, even the playing field.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Right, but there was no time limit, GODDI that you
just searched long enough. Well, then it goes from answering
the question to who can get the answer fast. Yeah,
it's a different context. Producer, Sam, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 14 (01:21:03):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
I hope everybody who has people marry into their family
gets this lucky. I'm feeling so warm and fuzzy. My
sister Sarah is getting married this weekend to her fiance Rodrigo,
which is wonderful enough. But they asked my husband, William
and my other brother in law Joseph, to officiate the wedding,
which is such a nice request. And then I sat
on it thinking about it a little longer. How lucky

(01:21:25):
am I to have two sisters that we all married,
someone that all six of us get along so well,
that's just so beautiful. So I'm going to be a
sobbing mess. I can't wait to not only see my
sister getting married, but to see my husband and my
other brother in law being the one to marry them.
It's going to be wonderful. So I hope everyone gets
this lucky when someone marries into the family.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
All right, look at this the around the room. So
far the segment has given us things to be mad at,
things to learn from, things to melt our heart. And
of course we're talking about the leaf season coming up.
I love it. And now, Scary Joe.

Speaker 15 (01:22:02):
Give us.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Mission.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
All right, Scary, did you know you turn off the draw?

Speaker 9 (01:22:10):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Good God? Did you know hold on now fatfair scary
that you could turn tuna into bread.

Speaker 8 (01:22:30):
TikTok taught me yesterday that all you need is three
ingredients can tuna, eggs and baking powder.

Speaker 21 (01:22:39):
You mix them together in a bowl, blend them nice
and smoothly. You put them in a greased pan in
the oven. Waila, it comes out as bread. And I
swear this is not a joke. And I saw two
or three different videos someone tried to disprove it, and
they're like, oh my god, realize, why why do you
want tuna bread? Because it's it's a low carb, high

(01:23:01):
protein option. You know what protein is packed in tuna bread.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
It smells like tuna. I don't know, but it toastes large.

Speaker 8 (01:23:11):
It comes out nice and fluffy like bread. It's crazy,
but I didn't know that you could take a product
like tuna.

Speaker 10 (01:23:19):
I think he needs a red.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Poopy way to say it now, to be honest as
weird as his submission sounds, we have never tried tuna bread,
so that's who are we to say. I wonder if
anyone's made it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:34):
I don't know, but it looks like bread, and then
you could stack it with like meats and cheeses.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
And things and then eat it. You could use it
as bread.

Speaker 10 (01:23:43):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
She's not allergic. She just doesn't like it. So that wait,
hold on, No, it definitely has to have the taste
of tuna, right.

Speaker 8 (01:23:51):
I guess I don't know. I haven't made it, but
like it has to. Yeah, it probably tastes a little tuna.

Speaker 9 (01:23:56):
Eat.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Well, here's someone texting and they said they feed tuna
bread to their dog. All right, how to make that?
She's bacon, it's baking powder, eggs and tuna.

Speaker 12 (01:24:06):
Who knew?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Okay, that's my around the room. Wow, tak talk University.
I know they graduate Scarry Jones.

Speaker 12 (01:24:13):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
That was her submission. I'm gonna tell it. It was
definitely the most quirky submission to be all agreed. Yes,
all right, who's having tuna? Wait for dinner tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Elvis da Wrenn in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Looking Danielle over there holier than thou? Oh oh, well,
she's ordained. Now she's gonna marry Carla Marie and Anthony. Yes, yes,
carl Marie and the worst assistant, Anthony, who were basically
born on our show, got to know each other, worked
with each other, started doing each other. Now they're marrying
each other, So you are going to marry them?

Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
What an honor? First of all, but you had to
get ordained.

Speaker 13 (01:24:51):
Yeah, So she told me how to get ordained, and
I thought it was going to be a big cold
thing that I have to go through questions and take
a class and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:25:00):
And I was like, Wow, this is gonna be cool. Whatever. Yeah,
I logged onto the website and I signed up, and
I hit a button and I was ordained.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Well, there was a credit card number I used too.

Speaker 10 (01:25:09):
I'm sure I did well know they I didn't even
have to know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Do you have to pay for that?

Speaker 13 (01:25:13):
No, unless I wanted the paperwork, which I did order
the paperwork just in case I need to prove it,
you know, maybe to to I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:25:21):
You just don't know who.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Gotta prove it to. Danielle. You're gonna get so emotional
up there. I don't even know you.

Speaker 10 (01:25:27):
Please, I'm trying.

Speaker 13 (01:25:29):
I wanted to be funny, but I also wanted to
be you know, emotional and and sweet and like, so
I don't I don't know what.

Speaker 10 (01:25:36):
I'm a nervous rack about this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
You'll be great. You have a massive heart and you
know I can see Danielle, ay you freaking take it.
Need to be your husband and take car of forever
and all that junk.

Speaker 10 (01:25:52):
Huh, you know, put the stupid ring on there, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Diamond that the diamond's not a diamond, it's not Gandhi
wanted to say something to her sister, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Yeah, well, I think you're going to be amazing at this.
I think you'd be really really good at it. But
I have a question about getting ordained because the marriage
is recognized legally through the state, right, like they have
to go and get a license and do all of that. Yes,
So if you didn't get ordained, does it matter.

Speaker 9 (01:26:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:26:22):
From what I was told is that I had to
get ordained or it wasn't okay, it wasn't going to
be legal.

Speaker 10 (01:26:26):
Yeah, I said, I think if I showed up and
go So what about that funny thing I forgot?

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Scary? Give me give me some wedding music, Okay. I
think we should rehearse with you. Yes, And I think
as we get closer to the wedding, we're going to
have you so so ready to go lucky. And I
do believe in uh Nate, saying that some states do

(01:26:53):
require you to be ordained, and some or license or whatever,
and some don't. Okay, and they'll be getting married in
the great state of what New Jersey?

Speaker 10 (01:27:00):
Yes, New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
When is that I invited?

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:27:02):
It is the weekend before Thanksgiving WEEKO Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
That's not good week for me. No, wait, November twenty first, Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:27:11):
You should have already gotten the invitation and RSVP for that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Oh oh, I got it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:16):
Okay, Yeah, that'd be a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
I I will stand up. You come to the friggin bride,
lay that he's gained weight? No, no, oh my god,
gone any get over here? You look like a terrorist.
Do you take this one? To take that one? Do

(01:27:40):
you like that one? Okay, great, you're married. Now go
do the bride get out of here, go do her
go do on the hood of your car with the
cans tied up to the back.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
This is perfect. Can I write this now?

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Good ideas?

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Some leads here know what.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
I've seen it in movies. I've never actually seen someone
tying hands to the back of the of a honeymoon.
But you gotta do that.

Speaker 8 (01:28:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
I'm not gonna go to the wedding. I'm gonna be
outside tying cans to the car. The car and instead
of throwing rice, now they blow bubbles.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
Yeah, the rice killed the bubbles.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Is very excited about that.

Speaker 16 (01:28:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Hey, let's get into sound with Garrett. Yea hey, Garrett,
let's go.

Speaker 9 (01:28:20):
What do you have?

Speaker 19 (01:28:20):
Well, Elvis, the reviews are coming in from your trumpet
playing this morning, and let's listen.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
To one from our talk back. My dad would always
nomember next one. Okay, how about this one?

Speaker 10 (01:28:30):
Hi, this is Sienna.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
I loved the trumpet.

Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
I think you did so good. It was awesome.

Speaker 19 (01:28:39):
Because one of many, one of many from your trumpet
playing this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Elvin, Maybe I need to I need to Maybe I
need to warm up a little bet or maybe take
some lessons back to you.

Speaker 19 (01:28:46):
All right, So the morning shows on Apple TV. Did
anybody catch up on it yet? Watch any season? It's
only one episode so far. All right, So I didn't
know this, but Jennifer Anderston Reese Witherspoon were doing some press.
Reese Weatherspoon isn't her name.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
That's confusing.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
I'm largean Lara Jean.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
That's my really name, Laura Large.

Speaker 16 (01:29:09):
Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Wait, Laura Jean.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
I'm like, I'm not calling you that from now on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Laura Jean is her name. Let's go with Reese.

Speaker 19 (01:29:19):
Yeah all right, So Pink and her daughter Willow got
to get up on stage with you Jackman over the
weekend at his show at Radio City and performed together.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
And this would it sounds like there you go, observing

(01:29:49):
to take your daughter to workday. Yes, and then finally
here is a man arguing with a goat you do.

Speaker 16 (01:29:56):
Ye, no matter how many times you have, I won't
ta the shash out your job.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Hey, next time Ghandi gives me lip, you would love that. Actually, yeah, America.
So the other night I was at Giant Stadium watching

(01:30:22):
the Giants be pounded by Kansas City and great game.
But I love the playlist at Giant Stadium, at MetLife Stadium.
Whoever's on the ones and two is up there in
the in the in the booth. They did. They played
some great stuff, they really did. And so we actually
played one of the songs the other day we stop

(01:30:42):
the rock Apollo for forty. So it got Gandhi to thinking,
tell everyone what you're thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
I thought, Hey, there are a bunch of great songs
that get played in stadiums that are now very specifically
stadium songs. So we should do a game, Oh stadium songs.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Okay, so guess the stadium songs. And yeah, it's music
that brings the crowd up, you know, get some into
the mood. But yeah, they were playing a little Uzi
Vert and Kendrick Lamar and all sorts of stuff the
other night. It was amazing. Now I love that. So
we've got some some arena songs. We have some stadium

(01:31:17):
songs for you to guess. If you are a sports
fan you love to go to the stadiums to see games,
maybe you'll get those. Or if you don't go to
the stadium and go see games, maybe you'll get them. Anyway,
call Garrett right now sitting in the diamond chair at
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Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Elvister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Hello Local, Johnny Hey. Global Citizens Festival returning to Central
Park's Great Lawn this Saturday. I'm gonna be there. Everyone's
gonna be there. If you're not there, you will be
there because if everyone's there, that's you too. I'll tell
you how to get in with our friend Hugh Evans.
Just a moment, we're talking about who's going to be
on stage, including our very own Cardi b as you
know she was with us earlier this week. Right now,

(01:32:53):
there's a big story breaking here in New York City
and I want Gandhi to bring us up to date.
This is weird, but go ahead, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
It is weird?

Speaker 12 (01:33:01):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
Well, apparently the Secret Service says that it has found
a massive network of SIM servers capable of disabling cell
phone towers and nine to one to one services across
New York City. Yeah. So now a task force is
in charge of figuring out exactly what's going on. They're
used to dealing with swatting, hoaxes and threats made against
government officials. They're looking into burner phones and other devices

(01:33:23):
used in what they're calling anonymous threats. They say they
found a massive trove of simcards that are capable of
bringing telecommunications networks to a halt, and they're set up
in safe houses within thirty five miles of this city.
They're saying right now, it's not really clear when the
equipment was discovered, but the Secret Service says the investigation
is ongoing.

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Wow, So with a pushup a button they can block
all cell service across New York City allegedly.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
Yeah, allegedly yeah, and nine one one also.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
So do we have any idea who did it? I
guess it's too early.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
They have they're not saying something about that yet.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
All right. I'm sure there's a list of people they
want to blame on this.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
I'm sorry. I'm sure everyone's going to blame someone within
the next five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
But we don't know. Yeah, okay, so keep us up
to date, let us know if you find out more. Okay.
So I guess you know, with the un in session
and the presidents in town and it's New York City,
I mean, it doesn't matter what's going on here or
not going on. I mean, you turn us off, and
that turns off a lot of the world. I mean,

(01:34:23):
these are the crossroads in the world. All right, thank
you very much. This weekend, let's make sure the sale
service is back up before Saturday. It's Global Citizen Festival
going on at Central Park's Great Lawn. Again, let's talk
to Hugh Evans, who's in charge of the whole thing.
Without him, it would never happen. He takes full credit
for it, rightfully, So I know you don't do that. Hey, Hugh,

(01:34:43):
how are you welcome to the show?

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
Good morning, Elvis, And I definitely don't take credit for
it because I know that it is a team effort.
But thank you for your beautiful support over so many years.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Well absolutely, but Hugh knows, you know, deep down, if
he wasn't there, the whole thing would crumble up. We
love you here, It's okay. Hey, So we had Cardi
B on with us earlier this week. I'm so excited
that you just announced her joining all of us at
the Great Lawn concert this Saturday. Talk about who else
is on stage and why we remind people again what

(01:35:16):
Citizen Festival is all about.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
Well, thank you, Elvis, and I can't wait to see
you this weekend. Yeah. So, this Saturday, September twenty seventh,
there's going to be sixty thousand global citizens on the
Great Lawn of Central Park, all headlined by Shakira. We
just announced Carti B, We've got Tyler, Mariah the Scientist, Iris,
Star Camillo, Iliana, all hosted by Hugh Jackman. And the

(01:35:40):
whole purpose of it is to focus on really three
big objectives. This year. We want to raise thirty million
dollars to provide access to education for thirty thousand children
around the world as part of our FIFA Global Citizen
Education Fund. We also wanted to protect thirty million hectares
of the Amazon rainforest and fewer commitments from governments to

(01:36:02):
help achieve that gold. And then finally, we want to
expand renewable energy access for a million people across Africa.
So with those three big objectives, this weekend, we're going
to see which world leaders have stepped up. They're obviously
here in town for the UN General Assembly meeting, as
you just mentioned, and we want to see which world
leaders are going to step up to the plate. And
in a world where we desperately need heroes right now,

(01:36:25):
we want to see which world leaders are willing to
be those heroes and ultimately make commitments that can change
the world.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
I love that. And the energy coming out of every
single Global Citizen Festival concert at Central Park is radiating
around the world every year. So not only will you
by participating either at the site or watching and listening
at home and donating online, not only are we helping
get energy access, like he said, for over a million

(01:36:52):
people in Africa, and also saving the Amazon rainforest and
providing education for tens of thousands of children around the world,
but it's getting the word out that these things need
to be addressed, they need to be cared about, and
UH in doing it, with artists that we love on stage. Wow,
it is truly the most important concert in New York City,
even above Z one hundred jingle Ball, I'll give you that.

Speaker 12 (01:37:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
It is incredible. It's an incredible thing. I can't wait
to be there. And you know who I'm bringing out.
I'm bringing who you're bringing out. I'm bringing up Camulla.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Are you really?

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
I know, even Hugh was astounded they let you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Yes, I mean absolutely, It's huge. And yeah and and
and you're right, Elvis. Like I was this weekend we
had one hundreds of dog global Citizens cleaning up the
Kanasi Pier and Queens and it was so awesome. Like
I was, I was seeing all these global citizens walking
around the beach cleaning up trash and doing their bit,

(01:37:51):
and I asked them, you know, why do you do
what you do? And they said, well, we love the
fact that we get to volunteer and make a difference.
But then we also get to come as a reward
to the festival this weekend, and so I think, you know,
there's this great spirit of contribution that people in New
York City all want to give back. And we were
thrilled this year we registered tens of thousands of New

(01:38:12):
Yorkers to volunteers. So we're trying to make sure that
people understand that you can make a huge difference locally
and also change the world globally.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
And as we know, there will be many more Global
Citizen festivals in Central Park. If you want to participate
in all future endeavors, you can always go to global
Citizen dot org. You earn those points doing a million
different things that we suggest, and you entered entering the
drawing for tickets, and that's how you get in. It's
really a remarkable way to change the world and have

(01:38:42):
a great day in the iconic on the iconic Great
Lawn at Central Park. We love it, Hugh. How can
people participate this Saturday?

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Well, the way people can participate is we're still giving
away because we dis announced Cardie B we're still giving
away a few thousand tickets over the next few days.
So go to global citizen dot org or download the
Global Citizen app right now and you can be part.
As you just said, if you can take action quickly
over the next few days, you can be part and

(01:39:13):
be part of the sixty thousand people joining us on
the Great Lawn on Saturday. But for those of you
who can't be there, the festival is going to be
broadcast all around the world on YouTube, on Apple TV,
on Twitch, and on iHeartRadio. And so you go to
Global Citizen dot watch and you can actually tune in
in over seventy five countries all around the world. And

(01:39:33):
we're also going to have an official watch party at
Hudson Yards, so you can watch live starting at five
pm on Saturday. If you can't make it into Central Park,
join us in Hudson Yards.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
And you know Camilla who I'm introducing. He's done a
lot of collaboration with Shakira and she's going to be there.
So I'm not saying it could happen, but it could happen.
She could actually make a wrong turn and end up
on stage. Camilla. Well listen, Thank you, Hugh, thank you
so much for keeping us informed. And we will see
you Saturday at the Great Lawn, Central Park. We love it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:05):
Very excited to see you. Elvis, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
You Evans, everyone a standing ovation, Stadiovs, thank you. You
have a great day. All right, So Saturday is the day.
I'm so excited to bring him out. He is incredible
Columbian guy, great talent. He's worked with Carol g as well.
He's amazing. All right. So we love going to see
football games and things in the stadiums and the music,

(01:40:27):
the playlist is everything. Oh this is if this is
the song we play all the time when I'm on
the ones to two, say met Life Stadium chessa dagger,
a huge song. All right, talk about this content, talk
about this game, Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:41):
All you have to do, We're gonna play you a
piece of sound and you just have to name that
song their stadium song. So if you ever go to
a game, you're gonna hear these for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:40:48):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Let's go talk to Kirsten. She's been on a hole
for ten minutes. She's ready. If you win, you've been
on a whole long time. You should win something major
for this, all right. So have you been to a
stadium event recently, Kirsten.

Speaker 15 (01:41:02):
I went to at these games just a couple of
months ago.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
Okay, so you know the music they play really does
set the moon right absolutely all right. So these are
all from the mind and research of Gandhi. The big
stadium songs. Let's go see if you can get these right,
and you're saying she doesn't have to get the artist,
just the title, the title, just the title, all right,

(01:41:26):
while you're easing up, man.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Look at you today, just today.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
All right, let's go, let's do it. Here's arena song
number one.

Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
Isn't that?

Speaker 9 (01:41:43):
That's the white stripes?

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
I think?

Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:41:46):
Okay, what the hell is the name of this song?

Speaker 9 (01:41:50):
Now? Donald? Which I can like it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Next one?

Speaker 15 (01:42:00):
Seven Nation Armies?

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Excellent, excellent? All right? You got one? Stadium song number two?
Who's this?

Speaker 16 (01:42:11):
What is?

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
And when every time myself up in everybody go up
and they stayed there?

Speaker 15 (01:42:21):
All I do is when DJ call yeah I do?

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
Is we we we?

Speaker 9 (01:42:25):
No matter what I.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Got money, you don't get tip loud in there? All right?
Here is another stadium song, a little different, number three.
Were it began?

Speaker 15 (01:42:36):
I can't begin to know?

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Uh m hm, yes, yes, so weird? Stadium Sweet Caroline?

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Here is stadium song number four?

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
What is this?

Speaker 20 (01:43:07):
Jump around house?

Speaker 9 (01:43:08):
The pain.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Or Cypress Hill? Okay? Sorry, all right? And she should
give her one more or a bunch more, one more?
Get this right and you win the grand prize. What
stadium song is this?

Speaker 17 (01:43:27):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:43:36):
Can you play it on our time.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Yeah, play it again. You'll hear it. You'll hear it.

Speaker 12 (01:43:45):
It's not bulk me to the jump is yes, there
you go.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
You got it. Now what does she win? She got?

Speaker 8 (01:43:57):
She did awesome and you had great energy. We're gonna
give you five hundred dollars thanks to Sloman's Shield.

Speaker 9 (01:44:06):
Thank you much.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
There's something great about going to uh go to a stadium,
seeing a game and hearing that music and you pick
up your phone and thanks to your Sloman's Shield Link,
you can well you can turn on the lights at home.
You know what I'm saying. You can.

Speaker 9 (01:44:19):
You can do it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
You're gonnadjust the thermostat, check your cameras right there from
the fifty yard line, all in one control. You're gonna
lock your doors, unlock them just because you can. I
just like playing with mine is knowing that at home
my locks are like unlocked locked, unluck flocked, unlun flock.
It's so great. Upgrade your home, upgrade your life. Thanks
to Slowman's and the Sloman's Shield Link. Go to Slowman's
Shield Link dot comment. Because of them, Kirston has five

(01:44:41):
hundred dollars. Have a great day, Kirsten. Thanks for listening
to us.

Speaker 9 (01:44:45):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
That was awesome. Do you have time for Cardi B?
Or take a call you go? Oh, I was loaded
up the other ones. Oh, because I'm excited about Cardi
B being at Global Citizen. Oh, okay, welcome to the jungles.
Kind of long, well there were. The original version is
that this is a four and a half minute version
of that. That's a bad version.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
Coming on Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, he said, out everybody.

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