FULL SHOW: The Day Scotty B Showed His Nipples

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Same.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Every morning, millions of Americans tune in to drive time
radio legend Elvis Duran. Mommy has heard teats out ready
to feed the nation?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
God, I love you know.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's show.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
That stupid.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Host of Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. My name
is Elvis Durant.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes, how's your relationship going great?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I love that guy.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
He's wonderful, even when you argue about dumb things.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Oh, that's totally my fault. I started a fight with
him the other day for absolutely no reason. I think
I was bored. I don't know what was going on.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, fight about what.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
You can't judge.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Men will judge.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I know you will. Okay. So I love snakes. I
love them. I want to touch them. I'd like looking
at them. My boyfriend is deathly afraid of I'm with him,
doesn't want him around him. So I tagged him in
this video and it was this beautiful snake and I
was like, oh, look at this. And then he texted
me and was like, just so you know, that's a
deal breaker. That thing's never going to live with us,
and I went off. I was like, really, your hate

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for a snake outweis your love for me? Okay, I
see how this is. That's fine, you want to be
that might be that way. I was angry, like I
went off for no reason, and he was so nice
about it. He was like, Okay, fine, get your snake.
We'll just keep it in the basement.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
But you never ever had any intention of getting a snake.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
None, none, not even until he told me I couldn't
do it.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
You just wanted to argue, he said, no snakes aloud.
You don't like being controlled.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yes, I feel really bad about it, but I started
a fight with him for absolutely no reason.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
What dumb reason, actually, cherry dum reason.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yes, so I didn't even want that snake in my house,
but I didn't want him to tell me I couldn't
have it.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
Yeah, just picked a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
See.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
I had this conversation with friends over the weekend where
I do truly believe that we get into these stupid
fights because we have this need to spar with each other.
Didn't we talk about this on the air of other day.
I don't know where, you know what, baby kittens loved
to play fight with each other. Baby puppies. Yeah, and
if you go to anywhere in the wild animals when
they're young, they actually learn how to fight because they

(02:07):
need to know how to fight, but they learn by playing.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I think it's the same thing with us.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Yes, I think we need we need to spar with someone,
even if it's something ridiculous about the need to have
a pet snake.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
I didn't even want it, but he couldn't tell me
I couldn't have it. Wow, And you're absolutely right. I
am very much a sparring person and a playful person.
Sometimes he'll just be sitting next to me and I
pull his hair like no reason. He's just sitting there,
mining his own business.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
I don't know why he dates me because he loves you.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh that's good, I hope so.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
But I mean sometimes I do think we have to
get it out, and we do that by ridiculous fights. Yes,
the thing is and here's the thing. We need to
recognize it as such. Oh like someone needs to go, okay,
are we really fighting about this when we could be
fighting about these things?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
And then it escalates and.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
He's so good at extinguishing the flame. And then the
next day I was like, Hey, I just want you know,
I'm really sorry about that snake thing. It was super stupid.
He said, oh, I know.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Hello Kira, Hi, good morning, Hello lady, Hello lady.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Please tell me I can understand what argument you're going
through with your who you are arguing with.

Speaker 9 (03:16):
No, I'm not arguing with my husband.

Speaker 10 (03:18):
We've refinally just purchased the house. We're in contract, so
we officially don't even have the house yet. So we
were talking about kitchen floors the other night. He comes
in with this idea of having all different tiles and
different floors, and I was like, you know, I really
like more of a clean cut because it's more of
an open concept. W I want more of the same
floor to kind of just go throughout the entire first level.
And we have two different versions of how this went down,

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but I would call him kind of storming out of
the room after and being a little upset that I
shut down his idea. But yes, that's currently what we're
fighting over right now.

Speaker 11 (03:49):
I said, we'll waiting.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
It's a thing, so waiting to see.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
Once we get back in the house, because honestly, I
don't even remember the layout of the kitchen and what
it even looks like, so we'll figure it.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
These are the little stupid, little arguments.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
I mean, look, you know, it's one thing to disagree,
so another thing to storm out because because you've been
shut down.

Speaker 10 (04:07):
About the floor time that he did not But that's
what I recall.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
All right, did you guys ever work it out?

Speaker 12 (04:14):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (04:15):
We did, Okay, so we just we disagreed to just once.
We'll wait until we get inside and figure out.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
So there was a moment of tension over something like
floor tile. Ye, well, goode.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
I'm glad you guys ironed it up. But we all
go through these little stupid arguments. Anyone else having one, yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (04:31):
So on Saturday night we went out and Heather wore
her highest of heels and so she said, well, I
can't walk.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
We have to park close to the theater. I see
going change and I get it. I get it.

Speaker 13 (04:43):
However, there was evidence later in the night that that
was not a problem to be in high heels because
she danced for.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Four hours straight, right, just different because she had been drinking. Well,
why didn't we have a drink before we walked to
the theater.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
I must assume, and wearing high heels walking around city streets,
if you're a little knee created, it's a little easier.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Oh yeah, totally, and like the temperature has a lot
to do with it too, cold feet, terrible feet.

Speaker 13 (05:06):
I said, I'm willing to carry you like I'll carry
you to the theater.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't care.

Speaker 12 (05:10):
Should have brought like a change of shoes.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Said it because people don't like to do that. No, no, no, kids,
you need to bring a larger purse. You know what
I'm saying. I'm no, you know, I get the thing.
If you're gonna look hot in your heels, then you
need door to door service, like I'm okay with that. Okay, Marissa,
Hi Marissa.

Speaker 14 (05:30):
Oh my god, Hi?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well hello, So you and your boyfriend fought over what?

Speaker 14 (05:34):
Okay? So we both love Disney and beauty and the
Beast is one of our favorites. The first thing we
ever thought about and still disagree about, is whether guests
down the Villain is actually.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
A bad guy.

Speaker 14 (05:46):
Of course, he is, exactly, and there are a lot
of things that back that up. But he sometimes I
swear he does this just to make me mad, But
he says that he's just a misunderstood man of the time.

Speaker 15 (06:00):
Okay, I mean, all the evidence is there, I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Well, so how deep has this argument gone. I mean,
have you guys actually had like did he have like
a snit fit? Or did you did you like storm
out of the room.

Speaker 14 (06:15):
We have actually gotten to the point of like raised
voices almost yelling overdest not like he says that. You know,
he's a very skilled hunter.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
He is.

Speaker 14 (06:29):
He's an assassin man in the village, and he wants
he wants Belle. He loves her. He's going through all
this trouble to to take her from the castle. We
all like, yeah, after threatening to lock up her father's the.

Speaker 15 (06:43):
Only reason bell because she's the prettiest in the village.
He it has nothing to do with really loving.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
He's misunderstood.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
No, he wants her to stop reading.

Speaker 15 (06:51):
Yeah, and he wants it exactly, and he fights the
hero in the.

Speaker 12 (06:55):
End, the beast is the hero. He fights the hero.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
I mean, come on, all right, all right, mur Everyone
in the room except for me think she won that one. Yeah,
I have m to agree. I think guesst On is
just misunderstood.

Speaker 12 (07:05):
Yeah, he's not easy, all right, thanks for misunderstood.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
What's up, Froggy?

Speaker 16 (07:09):
So you gotta go with him here?

Speaker 17 (07:10):
So last time I'm doing my work by myself and
Lisa takes the dogs outside. I guess one of them
had a dingleberry. Okay, dingleberry goes unseen. Lisa steps on
it and starts tracking it around the house. So she
starts yelling about it, and I don't come out of
doing my work to help her clean it up. So
when I'm like, just stop complaining and clean it up.

(07:32):
So when I come out of the office, she's like,
you didn't help me, and I'm not talking to you.
I'm over it, and I'm the only one that does
anything around here.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
And I okay, well we see what's going on here. Apparently, well,
I agree she should clean up the mess. She's the
one that tracked it all over the house, right, But
she said something you never helped me around here. That
shows there's a deeper issue.

Speaker 12 (07:51):
Well, there's something deeper there.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
What about you?

Speaker 18 (07:53):
My girlfriend sits on my floor in my bedroom, opens
up a Sephora and sits there for two hours doing
her hair and make up, just to go out on
a Sunday afternoon when we're only go out for a
quick lunch and back again. You don't need to be
so so intricate in your planning.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh really, but that's what she wants to do. But
she looks beautiful the way she is, but she wants
to do their makeup.

Speaker 18 (08:17):
You know, Oh my god, I look like an idiot.

Speaker 12 (08:21):
Yeah, now you look like.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Earlier our argument.

Speaker 15 (08:27):
Let's predate that our argument is really a silent argument.
So my husband puts the toilet covered down on the toilet.
He thinks it looks much nicer, and he tries to
get everyone in the house to do it. So now
there's a big note above the toilet because I keep
forgetting that says.

Speaker 12 (08:44):
Put toilet cover down. And I'm just like, uh huh okay,
yeah whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's the smallest little takee.

Speaker 15 (08:50):
So I know the note is there, but I haven't
addressed the note, like I haven't said to him. Yeah,
I know the notes that I haven't said.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
You know, you know it's simmering. It's gonna come to
a oil. Oh no, there's there's going to be things thrown.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
So yeah, someone's gonna rip that toilet keep right off.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Sharp objects will and toilet seas will be ripped off.

Speaker 12 (09:06):
I think it's because he's British that he likes to
put all the bowls.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, no, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
I have a weird thing about toilets being seen outside
the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
For instance, in my in my apartment, there's in the entryway,
there's a half bath you know, you can go wash
your hands in a washroom whatever, and a toilet. I
always I always have to make sure that door is
mostly closed. I don't want people walking in my house
and the first thing they see is a toilet. Now,
the thing is, it is nice to have it down, yeah,
where you don't see that suck hole in the bottom
of I don't agree with that.

Speaker 12 (09:33):
It does look much nicer. It doesn't look like a
public toilet.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Okay, let me tell you what my argument is with Alex.
We have this what used to be a farm. Okay,
it's a lot of acreage in a house whatever. It's
just land that's sitting there, Okay, beautiful land. New Jersey
Garden State.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
They can grow tomatoes out there.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
But I said, why don't we do this, Why don't
we have some people come out and build gardens out
there so we can grow vegetables, We can grow produce,
we can grow flowers, whatever we want. And he's like, well,
we don't need it. I said, we'll eat a little
and share it with our friends. But what we can
do is take that produce and we can donate it
to food shelters and people who need it.

Speaker 12 (10:11):
Yeah, and it'll be cool.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
It'll be cool to have a garden. I think it's great.
He's like, it's a lot of work. I said, no,
not if we don't do it. We'll have people that
know how to know how to garden come out and
run the garden. He said, that's a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
But look, we're helping out the community. I'm sure there's
a tax ride off in there somewhere.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
So I looked it up. Yes there is, So you know,
if we could just grow vegetables. No, this is a
waste of time, waste of money, and it is a
lot of work for someone that we have to pay.
But look, we could be helping people people you know,
have a garden fresh vegetables.

Speaker 12 (10:40):
Yeah, fresh, nothing like fresh vegetables.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, I know, and to be honest, we'd have like
three green beans a year. But that's okay.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
The food's going to people who need it, all right,
So where would you follow on that? We keep in
mind it is there is an expense there.

Speaker 15 (10:53):
Yeah, okay, what can you have meat in the middle
and kind of learn how to take care of it yourself.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
No, okay, I gotta say I think I'm on your
side with this one. I like the gardens. I think
it would be great to be able to help people out.
I think that's awesome. And if you can pay for it,
you can pay for it, and then it's no extra work.
So what does it matter?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I want to see what we actually look like. Well,
lack o very princess that resides over the pits of Hell.

Speaker 19 (11:20):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show only Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran,
the Elvis Duran Phone Tap.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Garrett, Yes, it's your phone tap today. What's it all about?
All right?

Speaker 20 (11:38):
Hunter wanted to play a phone tap on his friend Madeleine. Now, Madeleine,
we recently had some people over and had a party
at her apartment and some people showed up that he
didn't know. So I'm going to play one of those
people that she didn't know, and I just so happened
to throw up in her house.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh good, okay, perfect, We'll see what happens to Garrett's phone.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
Tap, Hi, Madeleine, this is Toddrick.

Speaker 21 (12:01):
I don't know Toddrick.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Where are you calling them?

Speaker 8 (12:03):
I was actually at your house last week.

Speaker 20 (12:05):
With Sam and Rob and a bunch of other people too,
for your party.

Speaker 22 (12:10):
Listen.

Speaker 21 (12:10):
I'm at work right now.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Can I help you with something?

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (12:13):
I just want to make sure you got my fifty
dollars Venmo that I sent over to you.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
The other day.

Speaker 21 (12:19):
Yeah, you didn't play your name or anything.

Speaker 20 (12:24):
I thought you knew I was the guy that threw
up in your closet.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Are you serious?

Speaker 21 (12:34):
You didn't just throw up in my closet.

Speaker 16 (12:36):
You threw up in a pair of shoes.

Speaker 13 (12:37):
Wow.

Speaker 21 (12:39):
Yeah, yeah, Well I hope.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
The fifty dollars will cover it.

Speaker 21 (12:43):
Well that's not nearly enough. I just don't unders know
why you didn't say anything at the party. Who just
leaves after they vomit in somebody's closet in their shoes.

Speaker 8 (12:53):
I guess I had too many, But lights.

Speaker 21 (12:57):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
I got a grand.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Before you go.

Speaker 20 (13:00):
I know you're busy, and since I have you on
the phone, I had a really great time. We really
didn't talk, but I would really like to get to
know you would.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
You like to go out? Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
You threw up in my closet.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Are you serious?

Speaker 8 (13:14):
I thought we were past that.

Speaker 12 (13:15):
I don't know you, and you threw up in my closet.

Speaker 11 (13:18):
Jesus?

Speaker 20 (13:19):
On a scale of one to ten, what are my
chances of possibly getting a date with you?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I gotta go.

Speaker 13 (13:24):
I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 8 (13:26):
Hunt Are you there?

Speaker 23 (13:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (13:29):
I think I freaked her out.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Just a little bit. Uh, yeah, it's a weird.

Speaker 20 (13:34):
Let's let her settle in with that just for a minute,
and h I'll have you call her back and let's
let's just egger on just a little bit more.

Speaker 23 (13:42):
Okay, Okay, Hello, I just got the weirdest phone call.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Goes going through?

Speaker 21 (13:53):
I got ruined and my party was the one vomited
all over them. Uh huh, welcome glad you called my
phone asking lot on a date?

Speaker 22 (14:01):
Like what?

Speaker 23 (14:02):
It's really sweet of him to like own up to
it and then like ask you out.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
It's like, oh, you're just disgusting, Like are you seriously
just gonna?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I think it's hard for guys to ask girls out
on dates, and I think, oh.

Speaker 21 (14:12):
I don't know what going on a date with this guy?

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Under no certain stands.

Speaker 13 (14:18):
I know, but like, like, what will you really like
in a place to be judging right now?

Speaker 23 (14:22):
You had sexy guy and talk about parking lot like
six years.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
Oh my god, yeah, six years ago.

Speaker 12 (14:28):
Let it go.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
Hey Madeline, Hello Madeline, it's actually uh Toddrick.

Speaker 12 (14:35):
How are you on my line again?

Speaker 20 (14:37):
No, Madeline, Actually my name is actually Garrett from Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
And you just got phone tapped. Oh my god, Oh
my god, Hunter going, oh.

Speaker 19 (14:47):
My god, you made me relive that hot Elvis Dana's
phone tap.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted.

Speaker 19 (14:56):
By author the Elvis Sorando phone tap on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Hey Danielle, you're a mom. Got a question for you.
Maybe you've already answered this one.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Where do babies come from?

Speaker 12 (15:16):
This stork doesn't bring them?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Really? That's what you said to your kids.

Speaker 15 (15:20):
No, I don't know if they ever really asked me,
but when they did, finally, we were honest with them.
I think that they had learned it in school first, though,
so I think school kind of told them. We had
a sign of paper so school could tell them.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Here's what I want you to do with this. Teacher.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Did I read this yesterday? Is this teacher in Charlotte,
Carolina or North Carolina? Has it written down?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Teacher? Teacher? Where do babies come from? Ready? They come
from an organ called your uterus?

Speaker 7 (15:47):
Really that's true?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Though?

Speaker 15 (15:50):
Yes, I think a lot of kids think they come
from your butt, like they go, they come from your button.
I'm like, no, you didn't come for my butt.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
But those are but babies, that's a whole different class.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
I think some babies have come from the butt.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Can you give us a list of names? Please? Sure,
they come from an organ called the uterus, but it's.

Speaker 12 (16:16):
A fact, it is.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
But then kids are going to be like, what's a uterus?
Where does that come from? It comes out? Does it
come out your butt?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Second answer, ask your mama?

Speaker 15 (16:25):
Ah, yeah, Okay, you go home and ask your mom.

Speaker 12 (16:29):
And where your dad or your grandma come from?

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Your grandma?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Ask your grandma anyway? You know what, It's really funny.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
I bet most parents don't even have this conversation with
their kids ever. When I was a kid, we had
one friend. We had bless you, Nate, We're good for you.
When I was growing up. We had one guy in
our circle. He was the only one whose parents had
the talk. The rest of us is just new because
we read, you know, my dad's penthouse magazines. We figured

(16:56):
it out, you know, Oh, we figured it out, and
I just I don't know if a kid, did Kayden
ask you, Froggy, did you have a conversation?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
You know what?

Speaker 17 (17:07):
He always asked Lisa those things, which was great for me.
He would get in the car with her to go
somewhere and he would have twenty questions and she'd say,
why does he never ask you these things?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's always me.

Speaker 16 (17:16):
I'm like, I don't know, he never asked me that stuff.
So Lisa was always stuck.

Speaker 15 (17:19):
Telling him, Oh, I always sent them to Sheldon. I
was like, oh, you have a penis question. That would
be for your father.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
So you're saying that if you had a daughter, then
you would have been the one to handle that.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
I think so, I think so. I think that's the
way it is in a lot of houses.

Speaker 15 (17:33):
Obviously it can't be if there is no father, if
there is no mother, then you know, we everyone has
to figure it out. But I think in my house
it was always if it was yeah, because I had boys.

Speaker 12 (17:42):
I was like, Daddy will tell you.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Yeah, please direct your penis questions toward Daddy exactly. I
don't know if you think about the world of sex
and reproduction or sex and enjoyment whatever, either one. It
is a difficult thing to explain. To describe. We don't
have to do it here on the show because I
know that one of you is about to tear out

(18:04):
and start doing it.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
We don't need to. I think we pretty much understand
how it works.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
But to describe it, let's say, you know, in terms
of like an if an alien comes down from outer
space and they say, nine, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
What are you? Wait? Please explain? Then you're like, if
you think about it, it's quite the miracle what the
body does, right, I.

Speaker 24 (18:23):
Mean sure, yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Then sometimes there's a baby involved. I think it's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
But yeah, next time, teachers, it comes from an organ
called the uterus. That great anyway, just started to have
the where do babies come from? Conversation with you guys,
but we all know, right everyone on the show.

Speaker 12 (18:41):
Not Yeah, I think yeah, I figure that one.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Okay, just making sure it wasn't pleasant, Let's uh, it
wasn't well.

Speaker 12 (18:48):
Once the drugs came in, it was pleasant.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Are you talking about the drugs like conception?

Speaker 15 (18:54):
Yeah, No, I'm talking about I'm talking the actual birth part.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Once I was drugged up, Sheldon and I had a
lot of.

Speaker 12 (19:01):
The actual birthing parts.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay, oh okay, I thought you got the actual second No,
all right, all right when the drugs kicked in. Who cares? Emily?
How are you?

Speaker 25 (19:14):
I am wonderful?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 26 (19:16):
So?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Nate says that you have a few books for kids
that talk about where babies come from, and you wanted
to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
What books do you have?

Speaker 25 (19:24):
Well, there are there are three books that I bought
for my girls last year. I've been too terrified to
read it to them until probably last month, and now
my ten year old begs to read these books. But
the first one is called It's Not the Stork, a
book about girls, boys, babies, bodies, families and friends. Oh wow,
and it's designed for four year olds. So we started here,

(19:47):
and there's there's two more books that were also excellent.
We've read the seven year old book. It's called It's
So Amazing, a book about eggs, firm birth, babies and families.
O god, hell, oh, it's challenging. But I think it's
really important that we're telling our kids about this stuff

(20:09):
because they hear so many rumors or things that are
completely out there that don't make sense, that aren't scientific,
that are scary for them to think. So I think
it's important for parents to have these conversations. But there
are some some pictures in these books that are a
little shocking or scary that Probably the most scary one

(20:29):
is the Big Swim, which is chapter eleven of the
four year Old Book, which describes the sperm swim.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Right, okay, but it's necessary.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
You know, if those puppies aren't swimming, they're not going
to get there, you know.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
They do.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
They do have mouths on this picture.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Don't know if a sperm is a mouth. That means
it's either talking or breathing or eating or something singing.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
It could be singing.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
So they want to like make the sperm look like
a character of some sort.

Speaker 25 (21:10):
Yes, and it's talking. It's talking.

Speaker 9 (21:12):
It's saying, don't.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Push move faster?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Can we rest now?

Speaker 11 (21:15):
Like these?

Speaker 12 (21:17):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Know, I see if I wrote a kids Where do
Babies Come From? Book, it would be like the Olympic pool. Right,
you have all the lanes for all the for all
the swimmers, and each sperm has its own lane, and
then you hear and they all jump in, you know,
and one of them gets a gold medal, if you
know what I'm saying. All right, all right, Hey, when

(21:41):
you're growing up, Emily, I mean, how did you learn
about where kids come from?

Speaker 25 (21:46):
My mom taught me where babies come from when I
was probably seven or eight. Every every week or so,
she'd review this little pamphlet that she had. So I
feel like this book helps me because I don't have
that little pamphlet. I feel like I did not learn
this much through that resource, right, And this has been
super helpful. So if other parents think this would help

(22:06):
them to teach their kids about where babies come from,
I think this is a good way to start.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Well, great, and I love that you have that relationship
with your kids. Most parents don't. Mine did not.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
But I did find this crusty old book from the
nineteen seventies called The Joy of Sex.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
This thing, this thing is crazy.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
Keep in mind it's pencil drawings of a couple having sex.
But they're from the seventies, so they look like, you know,
their long stringy hippie hair, like they they look like
they stink, they look like they smell like they haven't bathed.
They're like, oh god, do anyone take baths in the seventies?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
What the hell?

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Anyway, but I saw some things, and of course I
should not have been looking at that. It was not
presented to me. I found it in the drawer, you know,
air quotes.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
But yeah, I think the relationship you have with your
kids is really really cool, and there are a lot
of parents out there going God, I wish I had
that courage to do that. Yeah, anyway, Emily, thanks for
listening to us. You have a fantastic day, and thanks
for listening. I love you, guys, love you more. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Yeah, we're looking at pictures from this Joy of Sex book.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
The guy looks like Charles Manson. It's like, I don't know.

Speaker 19 (23:20):
You want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
morning show?

Speaker 4 (23:24):
I'll kill you Elvis after party?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 19 (23:30):
A podcast we record daily when the morning show is finished.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Listen on iHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
That's an after party, mister ran.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
In the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Okay, I have something, Yes, what is that? What was that?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Dating, dating, first date, horror stories, Gandhi tell that story
because it may hit a nerve with.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
A lot of people.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
I went out on a date with a guy. We
went to a park and uh, not too long into
the day, he started acting a little goofy. So I
was like, what is going on with you? And he said,
not gonna lie. I just ate a bunch of acids.
So you got about twenty minutes before it gets weird.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Was did you head out?

Speaker 23 (24:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (24:19):
I was like, you know what, I'm a head home.
You should probably enjoy this park by yourself with all
your acid. I don't know what I'm gonna contribute.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
This is one of those conversations that always comes back
on our show. But you read something about a woman
and a guy on a date and his dog fill
in the river.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Yes, she met him on Tinder. She said she liked
him because his dog was in his profile picture, so
she thought he might be a great guy. They go
on a walk, the dog jumps into a river and
she had to jump into the river to save the
dog while he stood on the banks useless, giving no advice,
and then said he was just too terrified and froze.
He didn't know what to do, so she said that
was the end of our dating. We only went on

(24:59):
one and never again, first and last.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
It only did there first dates. Later, I spilled a
glass of red wine all over this guy's shirt, a white, crisp,
white button down shirt, and we had to go to
a party after that.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
He had no clothes to change too. I just kind
of ruined his night. Never heard from him again. His loss, Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 17 (25:22):
This woman I used to work with in South Florida.
She worked at a TV station there. She was on
a first date with a guy and he got up
and went to the bathroom and he was gone for
a while, and he came back and he was like
kind of like out of breath and whatnot. And she's
like everything, okay. He's like, I gotta be honest with you.
I had to go to the bathroom and take care
of myself because I'm so turned on by you right now.

Speaker 16 (25:39):
She's like, okay, that.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Did he really think that was going to make her
want him?

Speaker 17 (25:51):
He must have thought that somehow this is going to
make things go better.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
All right, top all of those pile on this text.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
I vomited spaghetti all over my date's bed after drinking
a bottle of sambuca on our first date. Okay, first
of all, if you can drink a bottle of sambuca
in one night, you need to vomit up that spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
You don't want to keep that there. Oh oh my god. Anyway,
a lot of calls coming in. Let's go to twelve.
Line twelve is Kristin.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Hey, Kristin, Hi there, May I tell you it's an
honor to have you on. Thank God you're listening. We
appreciate it very much.

Speaker 27 (26:28):
Thank you. Likewise, i've missed.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
You, guys, well you missed us. Where have you been.

Speaker 27 (26:33):
I haven't been trapped, I haven't been driving to work,
so I don't get to hear you very often in
the morning anymore. And I need to get better about
listening to iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I love that.

Speaker 28 (26:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
A lot of people assume we only live in their cars. No,
we're creepy. We follow you in every room of the house.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
We do so. Kristin dating, you know, being out on
the dating scene.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
I don't miss it at all, especially those you know,
the dates that were just it's embarrassing you had one.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
What happened to you?

Speaker 27 (27:04):
So a guy invited me to go to a concert,
but he didn't have a ticket for me, so he
ended up buying me one for behind the stage while
he sat front row at the fish concert.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Come on, man, right there? Wow, I mean it just amazing.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
It amazes me that we share the same oxygen as
people who walk the earth and do things like that.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
So how did the rest of the day go or
did you just leave?

Speaker 29 (27:35):
Well?

Speaker 27 (27:36):
I didn't want to leave the concert. I snuck around
and found some friends of mine and ended up sitting
with them. But yeah, we we didn't go out again
after that.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's a no brainer. Anyway.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Well, sometimes you know, it takes a while to figure
out they're not the one for you, so maybe it's
better you find out like the first night. Okay, Bye,
I can move on. Thank you, Kristin. Then have a
great day. Okay, thanks for listening to us again.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Thanks again, by bye Leslie On.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Nine eleven, Oh God, you hear more and more of
just happening to people. Hey, Leslie, First of all, it's
nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
Hello, waity, Oh, I'm so excited, me too.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
So what happened on your date?

Speaker 9 (28:19):
So we went on a date, it was great whatever,
but I didn't see it going any farther than that.
And after, you know, like a week or so, like,
he starts like asking me on Venmo to send him money.
And I was like, confused, why do you, like, why
do you need money so he can eat? But he's
also at work, so that made it even more confusing.

(28:41):
Why he needed money when he was working?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
What were you He's trying to to pay him back
for a date or something.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
No, he just wanted me to send him some money
so we could good bye, you know, get a bite
to eat at work?

Speaker 12 (28:55):
All right? No?

Speaker 30 (28:56):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
I mean, look, look, I'm all four people who need
to eat. You know, I'm on their side. We all
love eating.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
It's great.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
But to go on to Venmo, someone who you've been
on one date with, asking for money.

Speaker 9 (29:09):
Yeah, And I was like, can't you like ask your mother?
He goes, I don't want to bother.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Her, But he didn't bothering you again.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Aren't so happy you found out early, Leslie that he
just wasn't the one for you.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
Yes, I did actually send him like six dollars once.
I was like, here, I'll be generous for the day.
Here you go. But then I thought it did stop. Nope,
he just kept.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Asking no, no, Once you feed that stray animal, they
come back every single time. All right, Leslie, thank you
for listening. And I'm sure I'm sure you've moved on
and you haven't heard from him of late.

Speaker 23 (29:40):
Right.

Speaker 22 (29:41):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
We still talk every now and then, but I just
try to avoid the whole light good money than good bye.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
All right, Leslie, thank you have a great day. Okay
you two thinks line sixteen ron Hey, ron Hey, thanks
for listening very much. So you went on on a date,
went back to her house.

Speaker 29 (30:00):
What happened, Well, we went and rented a movie and
I went back to her house. I had a personal
ad out and then I said I didn't mind mind kids.
I mean, I love kids. And I walked in the
house and five little ones come running up to me
and going daddy. It's like wow, wheel right back around

(30:24):
and right back out the door.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
You took that VHS right back to Blockbuster Daddy Day
and there's five of them.

Speaker 29 (30:34):
You're like, oh, yoh, yeah, I wouldn't to mind it.
If she would have said she would have had kids,
but when we talked she never mentioned kids.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
You already had them. Yeah, she cut out the middle man.
All right, thank you, Ron, have a great day man.

Speaker 16 (30:48):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
And finally Kim online six. Hey Kim, Hello, lady, welcome
to the show. In a good mood today, You're good.

Speaker 10 (30:58):
I'm in a great mood today.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
Good so excited?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Tell us what happened?

Speaker 11 (31:03):
So I got asked down on a date and I
was so excited.

Speaker 15 (31:06):
I said yes.

Speaker 11 (31:07):
And it was around eight o'clock at night, and I
was living in the city at the time, and he said, Hey,
I got to make a do something real quick, drop
something off. You mind coming with me? And I said no,
not at all. So he takes me uptown. He tells
me to stand by a light pole. So I stand
under a light pole and he goes and does a
drug deal and I'm standing there for ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Oh my god, wow, wow, So he was dating you
while he was at work.

Speaker 11 (31:35):
Basically, Oh no, God, I didn't even know what to do.
I was shocked, I was and I was scared.

Speaker 22 (31:41):
I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, so, well, what happened after that?

Speaker 11 (31:46):
Well, he came back and I was like, what was that?
And he was like, oh, I just had to drop
something off, and he literally went to a car, leaned
over in a car. They were talking. Then he went
into a building and I just stood there and he
just played it off like it was nothing and didn't
know what to do. So we went out to dinner,
and then I pasted him before I even knew.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
I mean, did you even did you try to find out?
Did you ask him to over dinner? Like, hey, so
what do you do for a living?

Speaker 26 (32:12):
No?

Speaker 18 (32:13):
I was scared. I'm not even lying.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I was like, what is the odd?

Speaker 11 (32:16):
I just it was a bad bad day, that dyke
that dye.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
When someone tells you just here, stand under the light
in the lamp post, I'll be back, and they put
their head into a strange car going by.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah there's something.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
Going on area.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, at least I had a light consider it. Yeah,
there's that all right, Kim, go have a great day.

Speaker 11 (32:35):
Thank you for listening to us, Thank you you too,
Bye bye bye.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, Gandhi, what happened to you?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
I got a venmo request to pay a guy back
for a date because we went out to dinner and
at the end, he said, so, do you want me
to come back up to your apartment? I said, no,
I'm good, I'll see you later. And two days later
I got a Venmo request because and I quote you
were a disappointment.

Speaker 12 (32:56):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Well, so you asked yourself what loser would go on
a date, and then Venmo the date for their money back.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
His name is Matt. He's from South Africa.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Matt, well, there's one right here. Nate. Hey, it worked
for me. I went my first date with Heather.

Speaker 13 (33:14):
You know, we go out, we have a drink, we
have dinner, and then at the end of the night,
she needs to get an uber home and her Uber's
not working. So I said, oh, you know, I'll get this.
I'll get your you're an uber home and she says,
i'll pay you back. Well, a week goes by, she
hasn't called me or paid me back. So I Venmo
requested her.

Speaker 31 (33:31):
Twenty five dollars and sellar and she paid it.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm like, all right, that guy, I just wasn't charming
gun that.

Speaker 16 (33:43):
If she told Nate she was going to pay him back,
and she didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
And then thank you Freddy again, you let it go
not letting that one go.

Speaker 13 (33:52):
Sorry, my word is my bond.

Speaker 16 (33:55):
You said a bad precedent, Nate, you said a good
one this time.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
Remember what happened with me with the milk dud?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
What?

Speaker 15 (34:04):
I was on a date with some guy, first date,
and we I said, oh, let's plit the bill. He's like, no, No,
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, no worries. Later on,
we were at the movies online waiting to go, and
he goes, hey, you remember that money you owe me
for the date. You could buy me some milk duds?
And I go what He's like, yeah, give me some
candy at the candy counter.

Speaker 12 (34:21):
He sent my ass over to the candy counter to
get him some milk duds. That was the last time
we went out.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
What did jackass milk duds?

Speaker 12 (34:29):
Yeah? Who even eats milk duds at the movie theater?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Who needs milk duds anywhere? Is that a thing? Milk duds?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Robbie likes milk duds?

Speaker 16 (34:38):
Well I knew, But Elvis found one in his underwear.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Well I did. It was right next to the Barbie shoe.
God no, but we used to use milk.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Duds for it.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
We put it on your front tooth, and you go
up to people and smile and start talking to them
like a turd on your tooth.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
That's what milk duds arefo you don't eat them. Are
we even on.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
The Morning show?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
So Diamond is here with us today because she had
a dream and she's demanding a family meeting to talk
about this dream. Now, why is it so important what
happened in this dream?

Speaker 28 (35:14):
That's so important?

Speaker 12 (35:15):
It was more of a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
I want to make that book.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
It was a nightmare, okay.

Speaker 32 (35:20):
And the person who caused it, Danielle manaor.

Speaker 8 (35:25):
So in said dream.

Speaker 32 (35:27):
I'm minding my business and Nate talks to me over
the intercom. He's like, get in here. We have a
surprise for everyone. Come and get your gift. And I
was like, what's our run in? I'm all excited and
Elvis like has this very serious tone and he's like,
you know what, it's been a rough year. It hasn't
been a rough year, but it was.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
It's been a rough year.

Speaker 32 (35:48):
And you know what, I think that we all deserve
a trip. So I'm giving everyone their own trip to
Turks and Caicos. Right, So everyone's excited, right, on the excited,
but he's like, you don't have to, like you could
take it whenever you want. We don't have to go
all together. This is your thing. I just want to

(36:08):
give everyone this gift.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
And I'm like.

Speaker 32 (36:09):
About to pass out because I'm like, yes, okay. Danielle
raises her hand and goes, I have concerns, and I'm like,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (36:19):
Like what is what kind of concern could you have?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
So she goes, oh, you know the boys, you.

Speaker 32 (36:24):
Know, Spencer's coming home and they're not really Turks and
Caicos kids we went to and Kekos.

Speaker 12 (36:29):
Two years ago.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Go ahead, Diamond.

Speaker 32 (36:35):
Then so I'm just looking at her, you know, like
things are starting to happen, and you're just looking like
what what's about to happen?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
So she goes, you know, they're not Turks and.

Speaker 32 (36:44):
Keikos kids, Preston still.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Has school and blah blah blah, and you.

Speaker 32 (36:48):
Guys are all just looking like nodding like an agreeance,
and I'm like, what is happening?

Speaker 12 (36:53):
So I look over at Scottie.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
He's saying nothing because.

Speaker 12 (36:56):
He's like yeah, the girls, the girls, yea.

Speaker 32 (36:59):
And then so so then Elvis goes, you know what, Danielle,
what what would the boys really like?

Speaker 23 (37:06):
What?

Speaker 4 (37:06):
What?

Speaker 32 (37:06):
What kind of kids are they? What do you think
they want to do? Danielle says, A damn water park.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
That would be a lot.

Speaker 12 (37:21):
And that's exactly what.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
That gives you money.

Speaker 32 (37:25):
I'm in you go, oh, well, you know what, that's
even better for me. I don't have to spend all
this money on Turks and Kekos than Gandhi in true
Gandhi form, goes, yeah, you know what, you don't have
to spend money on us. We could send ourselves to Turkey.
I'm like, you can take yourself to Turk and Caicos.

Speaker 12 (37:44):
This was my moment.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Okay, so.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
It has happened, I mean not quite exactly that same way.
But there was a time that we were all out
and we were all drinking, having a good time. It
was after a Christmas party and Elvis was like, let's
all go and get shoes. Let's do it for your
birthday because it was my birthday. And I was like,
I don't need that. That's so nice. I don't need that.
And when I tell you, everyone with me started pinching
me and cursing me out.

Speaker 12 (38:12):
They're like, what the hell is wrong with I.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Was like, sorry, I have been times where I have
said I don't think I can make it because I
have stuff with the kids.

Speaker 15 (38:23):
I'll tell you right now, I'm taking turks and caicos
over a water park.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
This has happened here before a long time ago, when
Josh Kachbo Josh first came to work for us, I said,
when Josh, when Josh gets here.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
To New York City, what does he want to do?
Tell you what.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
I'm gonna buy a club the club level at a
Yankees game Subway series.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
I remember exactly what We're gonna be club level. We're
gonna all get free drinks and food. We're gonna be
right there behind the home plate. It's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
And this is our way of welcoming, welcome ing Josh
to New York City in the New York City experience.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
So I'm like, Josh, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna take us all to this very expensive club section
at the stadium to watch the Subway series Yankees mets.
How great is that?

Speaker 28 (39:13):
He said, Well, I think I'd rather go see Wicked.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I don't even know him as well. I was getting
to know Josh and Alvis. I was part of that
for some people, and I'm like, this is gonna be great.
It's on Elvis. Oh my god. But it was a
gift for Josh. How do you turn that? So I

(39:43):
sent him to Wicked? How do you did lose it?

Speaker 13 (39:49):
You?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
It wasn't for you, but we were all gonna benefit
off of this, and Josh ruin it. This is still
an awesome thing. It was an awesome gesture. Josh could
have just go along with the program, just like Danielle
ruined Turks.

Speaker 13 (40:02):
And this also reminds me of the time where you
were buying breakfast for us, as you you do a
lot of the times, and then and then.

Speaker 28 (40:11):
Everybody's putting their orders in and you just realized.

Speaker 13 (40:14):
You know what I pay all the time. You guys
are on your own. Figure it out. How many people
ended up ordering breakfast that day? I think, yeah, everybody
realized Big Daddy Duran isn't whipping off the black card.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
So you know, even in our dreams the free rides,
it sometimes has to be.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Oh remember the one time I was like, let's all
venmo for him and people got venmo him. Are you
guys mad that you have to pay for your one breakfast,
grow up.

Speaker 15 (40:41):
Gandhi and I paid for dinner once. We we wouldn't
let Elvis pay for dinner. I remember we paid for it.
How many people the next day were like, what's the
matter with you guys?

Speaker 12 (40:49):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 7 (40:50):
That's stupid.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Danielle Gandhi the only two that I love you, guys,
But the rest of your money a bunch of bloodsucking pigs.
You know what you're You'll miss you and I'm going
just asking for the room.

Speaker 28 (41:07):
Is there a trip to turks and Kegos?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
No, never gift horse in the mouth. At this point,
I don't even see a water park in your future.

Speaker 12 (41:19):
Wait, how about shoes.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Are always good?

Speaker 28 (41:23):
As long as Connie didn't f that up?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Now the phone tap from scary. Julie wants a phone
tap her boyfriend Craig.

Speaker 31 (41:35):
Julie gets flowers delivered to her desk from Craig each
year on her birthday. So this year, Julie got in
touch with me ahead of time and we planted a
phone tap Craig on the morning of her birthday, right
after her flowers had arrived, She's going to start to
call to him, and then I'm going to jump in
and pretend to be the florist afterwards.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Oh, scary as a florist. Let's see what happens in
today's scary phone Tap your birthday, Oh a goad, I
got something from you.

Speaker 22 (42:02):
I want to say thank you.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Probably look they're nice, but what why are you home fearing?

Speaker 21 (42:10):
Well, it's just it doesn't look the way that I
think you.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Probably ordered them?

Speaker 29 (42:14):
What are they?

Speaker 32 (42:15):
Look?

Speaker 29 (42:15):
What did they said?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's like a bouquet, but it's.

Speaker 33 (42:19):
It's kind of wilted and dead flowers.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Kidding me?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
They sent dead flowers.

Speaker 33 (42:24):
They're in newspapers, so they kind of got crushed and.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
They just don't your paper.

Speaker 9 (42:28):
Wait wait, wait, the supposed to be working a vase.

Speaker 22 (42:30):
They're not in the vase.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
They sent carnations, and you know there's a rose carnation. Yeah,
and then there's two.

Speaker 21 (42:39):
Well one road and then one road that's kind of
it got broken, and then it's surrounded by baby's breath.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I should have boked it at the gas station.

Speaker 33 (42:46):
For like four books.

Speaker 22 (42:48):
Yeah, it's all about the newspaper.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Be kidding me.

Speaker 34 (42:53):
Send me pictures right now.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'm gonna get my money back.

Speaker 32 (42:56):
Okay, hold on, I gotta I gotta get them out
of the out of the garbage you're throwing away.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
Well it's birthday present.

Speaker 15 (43:05):
Well I didn't want anyone to know that you sent those.

Speaker 26 (43:07):
It didn't make you look bad.

Speaker 12 (43:13):
I'm so mad right though.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
I'm gonna call him, and I mean, id me mad
that I called him and the guy said he would
call you and soon show me the pictures.

Speaker 22 (43:23):
I'm dat right now, and take it.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I ay, taking on of the trash had They look
pretty good.

Speaker 22 (43:26):
Actually, I'm gonna take pictures right now.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Well you know, they look pretty good.

Speaker 16 (43:29):
Five carnations to roses and baby's breast.

Speaker 29 (43:33):
They look great, Julie, happy birthday. Whatever.

Speaker 15 (43:36):
I'll take care of it, okay, bye.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Oh my god, Julie, I.

Speaker 33 (43:42):
Can't believe that just happened.

Speaker 29 (43:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm gonna try and call him now. You listen in
and uh, let me see if I can mess with him.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Okay, So I just stay quiet, right yeah, hold.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I'll put you on mute.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Hell, Craig, well you know, Sna, what's up?

Speaker 23 (44:01):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
So I made a delivery for your wife's birthday and
she okay, said okay to call you about it.

Speaker 13 (44:08):
Hey, hey, guess what, Roy, she's not my wife, she's
my girlfriend.

Speaker 16 (44:11):
You're probably that up.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Too, Oh, I wrote wife on the card.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
You could take notes while I was placing the order,
because it sure didn't sound like it.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Because what I ordered is not wanting you delivered. Oh
whoa hey, now, hey, don't come at me. All right?

Speaker 26 (44:27):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Roy?

Speaker 12 (44:30):
We're on the phone right now because you up.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
You said, give me something colorful, and here's my credit card.
That's what you said.

Speaker 16 (44:36):
Hey, hey, you said four dollars want the flowers.

Speaker 8 (44:40):
And you charged me ninety five dollars for it.

Speaker 12 (44:43):
Okay, that's all you have to say, is okay?

Speaker 29 (44:46):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
You have to make a profit too.

Speaker 23 (44:48):
You said, two stump roses that look like you got
them out of the trash, wrapped in.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
Newspaper instead of sent a nice big bouquet.

Speaker 22 (44:56):
In a space.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Do you want tulips? Do you want orchids? Do you
want hydranges?

Speaker 32 (45:01):
What am I.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Supposed to do?

Speaker 12 (45:04):
The followers, that's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 31 (45:06):
Maybe you should have put a little bit more thought
into ordering your flowers.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I can't read your mind. Do you want kali lily?
Do you want daffodils? Do you want daisies?

Speaker 13 (45:14):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Anything about followers?

Speaker 22 (45:16):
That's your job.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
What are you doing? I'm cutting up some stems of roses.
I'm making another bouquet right now.

Speaker 31 (45:24):
It's not customers, you know, A single rose says a
lot more than a dozen.

Speaker 34 (45:31):
The ball of one of them was on the floor
and the other one was wilted.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
What's that say?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
What does that say?

Speaker 35 (45:37):
And you send baby's breath, which are.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
A bunch of weeds. Women love baby's breath.

Speaker 12 (45:42):
And you know about forests to know you put baby's
breath and pull to make it look like to sell up?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Fine, I need my assistant, Julie. I want to make
sure these are tulips. Are these tulips?

Speaker 21 (45:54):
I'm feeling yeah, there's a tulip, Julie.

Speaker 13 (45:57):
Is that you?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
It's me, Craig. It's scary. Jones and Elvis demand in
the Morning show even phone tapped the people.

Speaker 16 (46:08):
I'm always like, what, I'm an idiot?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Oh my god, I'm an idiot. Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 31 (46:17):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 19 (46:21):
Elvis dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
So I just read this article. I was talking to
Gandhi about there's a wildlife center somewhere. I'll find it
where you'd buy a salmon and you name it after
your ex and you can watch them feed the salmon
to a bear.

Speaker 9 (46:54):
That's good.

Speaker 26 (46:55):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Also, not a quick death, okay, No, no, no, yes,
not a quick death. I mean that quick death, but
it's it's a slow choo.

Speaker 12 (47:02):
Why can't I buy the salmon and fry it up
at home and eat it after I name it after
my ex?

Speaker 26 (47:07):
Could?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Well, you could yourself now.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
I mean I remember years ago, we did this promotion
at a club where we had a wood chipper on
the stage. You can bring you can bring a picture
of your ex and we would throw it to the
wood chipper and I think it.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
Was a webster hole.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, shred your ex. Okay.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
So then Gandhi said, you know what I did once?
Tell her what you told me and Danielle I actually
asked her to leave my office.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
It was creepy, Okay, I asked, has anyone ever burned
a photograph of someone an X Yeah, an ex.

Speaker 34 (47:38):
Have you done it?

Speaker 23 (47:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
No, but now listen to what she said happened.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
It's very satisfying because their face just melts away slowly,
like before the picture actually burns. So you just see
a melting of a face and you're like, oh my god,
this is so witch like.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I love it, don't you. Okay, look at what we're doing.
I mean so so the relationship just didn't work.

Speaker 15 (48:00):
Okay, But I understand what she's saying because it's like
they start to disintegrate right in front of your Yes,
it's not like you want them to die.

Speaker 12 (48:07):
No, you just that you want them to leave your life.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, and that I know. But she's talking about like
watching their face bubble.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
You see that it was just a melting of the face.
I'm telling you would do it in a safe environment
if you can take a photo and just light it
on fire, and you'll be.

Speaker 12 (48:21):
Like, what if somebody cheats on you with your best friend?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Tell me you don't want to do it, no, because I'm.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Going to tell you right now and you know me
about it. When it comes to things like this with x'es,
just leave them alone. Just ignore them and move on.
I think burning their pictures actually giving them some sort
of energy that they don't deserve.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
What's scary. But if you were to name a rat
after your ex and then feed it to a snake,
how about that one, Well, then you got to watch
it moving down the snake's body FaceTime.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Usually you want to name your snake the X.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 16 (48:56):
Now, if you don't let your ex know they're a jackass,
how are they going to know?

Speaker 12 (48:59):
Like you have to tell them they know they're a jaguars.

Speaker 16 (49:01):
Yeah, but sometimes you got to remind them.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
You guys are always talking about like revenge on your ex.
I really truly think that. You know, I'm gonna go
over there and I'm going to I'm going to put
oreos all over his car.

Speaker 12 (49:15):
Yeah, so hard to get off, by the way.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Okay, but why give them the energy when you could
be just okay, that's about them, make it about me.
I'm gonna move on and just ignore the fact they
exist because they're an a hole.

Speaker 12 (49:30):
I kind of.

Speaker 15 (49:30):
Agree with you, but I kind of want them to
think I'm a crazy bitch too. We already know that
about it, Like honestly, like, oh, my gosh, like she
is Carrie Underwood, Like remember that song from Carry onto
It Bridge?

Speaker 7 (49:42):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
I saw this sweet or a girl was like, I'm
going to send my X back all of his stuff
and include some stuff that's not his. So one he
knows that I moved on into he knows that I'm
still a psycho.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yours again.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
I just really think that once you break, it's done.
There's no reason to go back. There's no reason to
teach them a lesson.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Yes there is.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Sometimes there's a reason.

Speaker 15 (50:05):
There is so much satisfaction in teaching a lesson if
someone's done you wrong. Look, if it was a regular
breakup and it just didn't work, that's one thing. But
if they were a total douchebag and they did you wrong,
come on the satisfaction not to hurt the person.

Speaker 12 (50:18):
But just to get back at them a little bit.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
How come you're so mature, Elvis? Yeah, it's so not
fun with mature people.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Look, you know me, I'm far from mature. But all
I'm saying is I really think that you start swimming
in this this radiation that you don't need to swim
and it's done.

Speaker 16 (50:38):
Yes, I'm very shallow, and I'm very proud of that.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Then let me open my mind a little more and
say to each his own right, all right, I get it.

Speaker 16 (50:47):
Yeah, there's no diving in my pool. It's all shallow,
very very shallow pool. It's like angle deep.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
I mean, there are companies that are like based on
being fueled by revenge, like the people who send bags
of poop doing that as like a hey, I love you.
You're doing it because you're tick took.

Speaker 12 (51:03):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 15 (51:03):
Someone needs poop, Okay, right now, It's okay to be
a bitter old queen sometimes.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Yeah, I think sometimes you just have to lean into it.

Speaker 12 (51:11):
Just I'm a bitter straight person sometimes.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Back to this thing about getting revenge with your ex,
which I really I don't know, Lauren, how are you?

Speaker 10 (51:20):
Yes, how are you?

Speaker 6 (51:22):
We're doing well? So he's your ex for a reason,
obviously correct. Yeah, what happened? I mean did he cheat
on you?

Speaker 13 (51:30):
Oh?

Speaker 33 (51:30):
Yes, yes, we were together for a year. We had
moved in together and we had plans to meet up
and he never answered me. So I was like, well,
I'll just dropped by the apartment. And we were living
together at the time, and there was another woman there.
So after they left. He was a cop at the time,
and he had you know, mace around the house. Mace,
so yes, like pepper spray. So I pepper sprayed the

(51:53):
shower heads, the bed sheets, the silverware, eating utensils, door handles.
That's what burned in places that needed.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
To burn like A yeah, I mean and he was
a police officer, right, yes, Now, don't you think couldn't
that be illegal?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
What you did? I mean is there we.

Speaker 33 (52:11):
Lived together, so I had a key. It's not like
I broke in there.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Why it's mace? Because arm does it make your skin
bubble up? How does that work?

Speaker 33 (52:20):
I've been hit with it hurts, It hurts, survive.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Okay, So did you Okay, so I guess you guys
broke up after that?

Speaker 26 (52:30):
Oh?

Speaker 33 (52:30):
Yes, yes, you broke it all right?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Now, did you really need to do that to move on?
Or could you have just moved on and left it
behind you?

Speaker 29 (52:37):
Oh?

Speaker 33 (52:37):
I could have moved on and left it that way.
But it was so funny, Like my best friend was
actually with me at the time, and she was my
maid of honor at my wedding a couple of years ago,
and She even made the comment she was like, you
better treat my girl nice.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
If not, she'll.

Speaker 12 (52:55):
You imagine when.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Oh god, no, I don't want that disease. Hey, so, Lauren,
I mean, how did he respond to that with you?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Did he did he get into this?

Speaker 33 (53:05):
He never said anything afterwards. He never messaged me or
contacted me or I missed. I don't know. Maybe out
of embarrassment. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Well maybe, but I how it works.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 26 (53:17):
You know that it works.

Speaker 33 (53:18):
I know it works. I know he said something to
somebody else.

Speaker 12 (53:21):
Oh okay, okay, all right, Well thank you Lauren.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
By the way, I just want to say we do
not as a show advocate you putting Mason so in
shower house, but thank you for the story. Nonetheless, is this.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Cecil cecil cecil high cecil. I like cecil because it's
cecil is like an old school way of saying ceesel. So, Okay,
you got drunk and you're a little upset about your ex.

Speaker 23 (53:44):
So what happened?

Speaker 31 (53:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (53:45):
So, basically I was living with my grandma at the time,
going to college, and it was like my first blob
thing eighteen.

Speaker 32 (53:51):
Uh.

Speaker 22 (53:51):
We dated for about four years, so I was about
twenty two at the time, and we had our first
huge breakup on a time out that she went to
a marine another marine's graduation and stayed with them overnight.
So I had I had a couple friends over handle
a cuervo, and first it started just like bashing, you know,
and they said, you know, I saw a picture on

(54:12):
the fridge, and I was like, you know what, I'm
ending this and I literally ate a picture.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
By the way, Yeah, was it weird when you went
to the bathroom and you saw her nose fall into
the toilet.

Speaker 22 (54:31):
Then that's the thing. I've never seen any part of
that picture ever.

Speaker 28 (54:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
You had a little tequila, so you ate her picture,
And so as you were eating her picture, I mean, were.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
You actually thinking, you know what, this is good? I
actually feel like I'm getting over her.

Speaker 32 (54:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (54:50):
Yeah, Actually it was pretty satisfying. But it was just
like I didn't tell anybody was coming, Like all my
we were just around the kitchen table doing shots and
I just grabbed a picture and like the room silent,
and all my friends are like, holy crap. I was
I was just sitting there eating a picture.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
You gotta be careful if you eat your ex's picture.
You won't get hemorrhoids, you'll get polaroids. Make sure those
aren't dangling. Thank you, cecil. There's a story of hope.
Hello Aaron, how are you?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (55:21):
I'm good.

Speaker 13 (55:21):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
We're doing well? So did you eat your ex's picture
after drinking quervo?

Speaker 32 (55:26):
I did not?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
We ripped pictures of me and him in half, and
I went to his house and I placed them on
his windshields. And I did not know that the weather
for those night into the morning calls for rain. So
the pictures got rained on and stuck to his windshields.
He woke up the next morning and could not get
them off of his windshields.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Chemical reaction.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Set a watch and get them scraped off.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Oh sorry about something tells me that if you take
up and go out to your car and there's a
ripped picture of you and your ex on your windshield,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I start thinking there's something wrong here. Okay, So I
know you said you had to use chemicals and things
to get them off.

Speaker 9 (56:15):
They like have use the scrapeprow to get it off.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
Yeah wow, Now okay, So as wrong as that went,
it all turned out. Okay, are you a better person
in a better place because you did that or would
have been just as good had you not.

Speaker 13 (56:30):
Uh No, it was.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Definitely worth it, only because my stupid mind at the
time decided to get back together with him and he
ended up cheating on me again with one of my
friends and he's now engaged to her.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
All right, I don't like hearing that.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Now.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
How are you though? Are you good?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Yeah, I'm good. I'm actually getting married.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Yeah, you're better off.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Thank you for listening, I'm and congratulations on your wedding.

Speaker 32 (56:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Scary your thoughts on revenge.

Speaker 31 (57:00):
So I'm guessing the takeaway from this entire conversation from
listening is revenge is the best form of closure, not
for everyone.

Speaker 12 (57:07):
For some of us.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I'll I'll say it again and I'll leave it alone.

Speaker 12 (57:11):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
I think when you commit revenge, whatever you want to
say it is, or if if you go out of
your way to do anything toward an X, you are
giving them your energy.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
They don't deserve it anymore.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
It's it should at that point the moment you break up.
Even though it's natural to hurt, it's natural to wonder why,
whatever the best thing you can do for yourself in
taking care of yourself is move forward because you deserve it.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
I agree with you. I think that it's really really
tough as far as you should never do the stuff
where you actually act towards someone.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
You don't ever do it.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
But if you want to burn a picture.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
To watch the little bubbly face just a melting.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Of a face.

Speaker 12 (58:00):
So fine, it's not his real face.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Yeah, it's not like you're burning his car, right, Carrie
Underwood or taking him back to the headlight.

Speaker 12 (58:06):
Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
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Speaker 6 (58:10):
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Speaker 7 (58:19):
Oh yeah, oh my god, my god.

Speaker 32 (58:21):
Yeah.

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Speaker 4 (58:36):
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Speaker 11 (58:42):
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Speaker 2 (58:44):
Let's hobble across that finish line with a family view
the worst post ever.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (58:52):
We're going old school based on your suggestion. You know,
but so we're going guys and dolls.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
So the fellas we got Froggy, Scary and Scott and
the ladies Danielle, Gandhi and Elvis.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Cloud.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I'm probably a lady today, all right, luck Luck be
a lady tonight.

Speaker 28 (59:10):
God.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Alright, Duran, you're on our team.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Just remember that, man, that means nothing. That means absolutely nothing.
That means you are going to shine up a diamond.
That means the guys are going to win.

Speaker 16 (59:22):
So here we go.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
All right. The first, by the way, stop that if
you were recalled the last several times we played this,
my team has always one because you were on both teams.
Don't know what, it doesn't matter anyway, Go ahead, here
we go.

Speaker 13 (59:36):
The first survey question on the board, our survey to
our massive studio audience.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Name a phrase a cop might say on the job
that they might also say in bed. I asked you, Danielle,
a phrasey cop might say on the job that they
might also say in bed.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Put your hands above your head, show.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Them your hands.

Speaker 13 (01:00:03):
However, the number two number two actually the number three
response number. Sorry that that's so we're gonna go to
the team fellas. Froggy made me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Phrase a cop might say on the job that they
might also say in bed.

Speaker 16 (01:00:17):
What are you gonna do with that weapon?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Cop?

Speaker 16 (01:00:26):
We didn't have cops and porn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
I'm sorry, team ladies. Are you ready to play?

Speaker 12 (01:00:34):
Yeah? Yeah, do it?

Speaker 16 (01:00:35):
Here we go, so Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Phrasing cop might say on the job might also say
in bed, don't move.

Speaker 12 (01:00:43):
That's good, yes, number.

Speaker 28 (01:00:46):
One response, don't move, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
I can't imagine being bed with when I'm telling him
to freeze. Please. Three more answers on the board. We're
going to you, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 13 (01:00:57):
Name a phrasing cop might say on the job that
they might also say in bed, Uh, careful with those teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Your first hear a copy of the people are dangerous
with their top say that? So uh?

Speaker 15 (01:01:15):
Back to you there, Dan, yell something with handcuffs, so
like I'm gonna cuff you now, or you know, something
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Oh so close.

Speaker 13 (01:01:22):
Didn't make the number, so sorry too, buzzes. And that
wasn't Elvis's fault, believe it or not. Back to you, Gandhi.
One buzz left. Three answers left. Name a phrase a
cough might say on the job that they might also
say in bed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Are we talking about like someone maybe taking the prisoner
prisoner questions.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
This is questions, but you're you might be on this
right line of.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Like a bendover, bend over. I'm going bend over and.

Speaker 13 (01:01:52):
Cough damn, but no cigar three. We're going to you
team fellas. Elvis feel free to play because that's I
got one, I got one, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Got one, I got one, but he got one. Spread
spread them. That's good. What about you have the right
to remain silent or you're under arrest.

Speaker 28 (01:02:12):
Like just cop thing, or if it's a drunk driving
stop blow here, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Think spread them, Elvis, hands behind your back, hands behind
your back, like the fact.

Speaker 17 (01:02:23):
That Elvis is on your team, ladies, And you noticed
when Danielle use turns into something about hands, having your
hands is covered.

Speaker 16 (01:02:29):
In Daniels raise.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
A cop might say on the job that they might
also say in bed or turn around. How about why
why such a hurry, little lady?

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Tell me that one.

Speaker 28 (01:02:40):
Face away from me? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
We have an answer here, boy, Yeah, spread them, bred them,
spread them. When you're going with if it's not there,
it should be The number four most popular response to
two you were missing on your knees, get.

Speaker 13 (01:03:00):
Down the last one, hold it, hold it, well, it's
probably hold it like that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
But I have a question.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Can we trade players at this point the game?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
You know what, I'm going to allow the substitution on
your team?

Speaker 28 (01:03:16):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Who do you want to.

Speaker 26 (01:03:19):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
You're trading me?

Speaker 15 (01:03:21):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Yes, like major league basics.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Here's the thing he's gonna play for us anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Right, yeah, hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Hey, hey, to be fair, the host told me to answer.
I was following the instructions, and that's thought.

Speaker 13 (01:03:31):
You were going to give some wildly inappropriate response, not
the correct an tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
To answer again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Spread them is a great response.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
You want to trade their Gandhi, daniel We should try them,
I say, scott okay, all right, official, alright, Scotty, you're
now a lady.

Speaker 16 (01:03:48):
Don't we have to approve.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Don't you know what they say? The enemy?

Speaker 23 (01:03:52):
You know is what?

Speaker 28 (01:03:54):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Go ahead, you know right, doesn't matter. Let me make
this substitution official. Right here. We got.

Speaker 25 (01:04:02):
Team.

Speaker 13 (01:04:03):
Who are we ladies? So that would be Danielle Gandhi Gandhi.
We asked one hundred women.

Speaker 16 (01:04:12):
That's you.

Speaker 28 (01:04:13):
You're a woman?

Speaker 13 (01:04:13):
Names something about you that's fake? Oh my god top
five answers.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
On the board, our hair and hair color the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
You can't ask me questions. That's number one response. So
you have control of the board. Do you want to
play or do you want to pass?

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
You want to play?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
All right, here we go, all right, We're going to
Scotty right, yes, so Scottie name. We asked one hundred
women name something about you that's fake boobs? Boobs?

Speaker 13 (01:04:53):
Of course, that's a board number five most popular response.
Still have three on the board. We're going to you, Danielle.

Speaker 24 (01:05:00):
I'm gonna say nos knows.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Just because you had that time doesn't mean everybody else.
I got one, I got, I got, I got one
for you. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
Now, if if the guy on our team answers, we
don't get a strike, right, the guy.

Speaker 34 (01:05:17):
Is not on our team.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
No, I'm going to give the strike strike. Okay, what's
the question again? We asked one hundred women named something
about you that's fake left leg?

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
No way, get him, get him out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Absolutely left left leg. People last see them all the time.
I can't count. I cannot count.

Speaker 13 (01:05:45):
Not there strike back, uh, strike actually goes against the
other team, So you automatically basically win.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
But well, we still have to finish the category. So Scottie,
we have one hundred women named something about you. That's fair.
Oh no, Gandi, I'm sorry, I have an answer.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yes nails.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Yes, that's the most popular responds. We still have two
left on the board. Who are we up to? I think, Scott?
How about well it's my turn, isn't how about jewelry? Jewelry?

Speaker 13 (01:06:19):
No, sorry, Scotty working that's three buzzes. Okay, you said
we went to the you did. We could just steal that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
However, I want to hear the response the worst host
responding again fellas.

Speaker 31 (01:06:36):
Why not froggy eyelashes? Eyelashes, that's the obvious one. Yes,
the spiders on your eyes would be. But no, you
didn't win your buzz. Elvis gave an answer that was incorrect.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
That's it, that's it, that's it. I'm not quite sure
what just happened your team, the girls, Yes, you gave
an incorrect response halfway through their round.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
So you guys, you see, so technically, like, had the
game come to you guys and you had your chance
to answer, Elvis would have answered it correctly, so we
would have won.

Speaker 13 (01:07:19):
Answer didn't give a group answer yes, because Elvis gave
a preemptive response always the round.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I really think we need a new host. I thank you. Yeah,
I'm trying to make this interesting. Sorry, it's so confusing,
but Elvis, congratulations. You take the other team so right
shots to be fair. You call it tanking. I call
it great answers. Left leg and watch the teeth. The lady,

(01:07:52):
what's left? A smile on their Uh? It was tan
on their fake tan. There was no face.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Why do you have the good answers after the game?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I have good answers the entire game. Don't you need
to recognize good answers?

Speaker 16 (01:08:07):
Young lady?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
You're right, yes, all right.

Speaker 29 (01:08:12):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Adriana in Miami is on line nineteen listening to us
on Why one hundred point seven.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Adriana, welcome to the show. It's so glad. We're so
glad to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 26 (01:08:24):
Can you guys hear me?

Speaker 28 (01:08:25):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Loud and clear, loud and clear. So one of the
questions on the feud a few moments ago was they
asked a bunch of women, what what is one of
the top things on your body or in your life
that could be fake?

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
And I jokingly said the left leg. So Adriana sends
me a text saying, hey, I love your family feud.
I have no left leg.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Oh, Adriana, you're validating this guy's crazy choices.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
No, it's not crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
No, he was absolutely corrunt.

Speaker 14 (01:08:57):
I was in the car with my uncle on the
way to work and.

Speaker 26 (01:09:00):
All this said it, and I started laughing because I
was like, he's so right, I'm looking a left leg.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Well it doesn't it didn't really make the top five
things that just makes me special? Yes, oh, well, of
course you are. You listen to us. I think everyone
who listens to us is air quotes special because we
are because we are pretty much special in our own way. So, Adriana,
what do you have there?

Speaker 34 (01:09:28):
A prosthetic leg?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Okay? And how you doing with that? How long have
you had above the knee? Okay? How long have you
have you been living with with your leg situation like this?

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Pretty much since first Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Okay, So it's it's it's your life. It's like it's
second nature to you. It's no big deal, right, Yeah,
but people do make it a big deal because it
makes people uncomfortable. Sometimes.

Speaker 26 (01:09:51):
I'm assuming, Yeah, of my coworkers and I were just
talking about it the other day and how people like
to be fake saviors. So you know, you joke with
your friends, you you make jokes and stuff, and someone
wants to save you because they feel like, oh no,
how dare you? But what don't you make for like

(01:10:12):
fun of your other friends?

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
So hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Co worker said.

Speaker 9 (01:10:17):
Something like, oh, you don't even have a leg to stand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
On, but that's not true. She still has a leg
to stand on. She's so you know, it's interesting we're
talking about the other day. For instance.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
It's it's all the society thing. You'll see someone walking
let's say, I'm not comparing you to a dog or
anything like that, but you'll see someone walking their dog
down the street. Dogs don't give a flying whatever about
other dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
And how many legs they have.

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
It's just not important to them because they have other
things that are extremely important to them, getting food, you know,
feeling affection from their owners, whatever. But people, we have
these weird things in our heads, right, I mean, to
be missing a leg to us, it's like whoa this is?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
This is very unusual. Yeah, but you're used to be
doing great, I hope, So no, you are, You're You're great? Yeah, yeah, Nate,
what's up?

Speaker 13 (01:11:13):
Okay, serious question? Is it a prosthetic foot that's on
your legs? So do you still buy a pair of shoes?
And and uh have a pair of shoes?

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
Well yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, okay with.

Speaker 12 (01:11:32):
The Cartney's ex go on Dancing with the Stars and
she had one y aesthetically right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Yes, and look, Adriana, there's a texture here and saying
they're missing an eyeball.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
I love that, you know what, let's let's here for
everyone who's missing something.

Speaker 27 (01:11:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I don't know, but Adriana, thank you so much for
reaching out to us, and I love that you're listening
to us.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
No, thank you guys for for Colleen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
It was fun. Yeah. Follow up questions Gondha, Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Well for you, Adriana. I feel oftentimes that not acknowledging
something that's very obvious about somebody is almost like saying
it's a problem, because you're not going to acknowledge it
and act like there's something wrong. How do you feel
about that? Would you rather somebody acknowledge it and just
be like, yeah, it's fine, who cares, or just act
like there's nothing wrong at all.

Speaker 12 (01:12:20):
But I'm always like I've worked with kids.

Speaker 26 (01:12:24):
Right now, I work with adults, but I've always worked
with kids, and they're the first.

Speaker 12 (01:12:27):
One to be like, hey, why do you walk like that?

Speaker 26 (01:12:30):
And you tell them and they're fine and they're like okay.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
And then I've had like parents will.

Speaker 12 (01:12:35):
Like they would get mad at their kids.

Speaker 26 (01:12:36):
They're like, oh my god, don't say that, and I'm like, no,
say that.

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
They're curious, let them ask.

Speaker 12 (01:12:42):
I much rather someone ask me, you know, hey.

Speaker 26 (01:12:45):
What happened, versus like whispering behind my back and making
a something.

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
Hell ya ya?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Or do they put you on their morning show Adriana?
Oh yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 15 (01:12:58):
So you know how like if you know a gay person,
they say, oh I have a gay friend, blah blah blah,
you guys should meet, maybe you'll date, or oh you
have a British friend.

Speaker 12 (01:13:07):
Oh I have another British friend. You guys must know
each other.

Speaker 15 (01:13:09):
Do people always think that prosthetic people always know each other,
or that hey, I have another friend.

Speaker 12 (01:13:14):
With one leg, you guys should meet? Yep, yep.

Speaker 26 (01:13:22):
When I was in high school, it was my first
day and I was asking where the elevator was and
the lady in the office.

Speaker 12 (01:13:28):
Goes, hey, do you know so and so, And I
was like, no, I don't think I know them. She
goes she's a little person.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
And I was like, well, you know, you should meet
my husband. He only has one testicle.

Speaker 28 (01:13:44):
This is awesome.

Speaker 13 (01:13:45):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
But also I'm thinking the good that can come out
of this.

Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
Have you ever have you ever had conversations with a
child who is missing a limb and you actually kind
of talk to him about how life is great. Really
isn't that big of a deal unless you make it
a big deal, right, I mean I could see how
you could do a lot, especially kids.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Yeah, no, I right now.

Speaker 26 (01:14:10):
I help individuals with disabilities find and maintain employment. So
I have, uh, you know, a lot of my clients
that are like, oh my god, look you see like
she's doing it.

Speaker 12 (01:14:21):
She went to school, she she.

Speaker 26 (01:14:24):
Does this because I feel like a lot of people.

Speaker 9 (01:14:26):
Think they can't do something.

Speaker 26 (01:14:30):
Just because of their disability, or you know, just a
number of things. So if I can be that person
to give inspiration, I don't like thinking of it like that,
but if I can, I enjoy it. But it also
comes out on the other end because I've talked to clients'
moms and my boss will call me in the office

(01:14:52):
and be like, oh, we've got a complaint from you,
like you're you're you're too harsh. And I'm like, what
do you mean And they're like, yeah, this parent called
in and they're like, oh, I don't want her working
with my kid because she doesn't know what it's like
to have a disability.

Speaker 9 (01:15:05):
I was like, oh, I was like, send them into
the office.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I want them to meet me. Wow, ye bring him in. Yeah,
well I can't bring them in. You know. It's so funny, Adriana.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Since we started this conversation, I'm watching the text messages.
So many people who are missing eyes, kidneys, uh no
left leg here? Uh I hear someone says, I'm missing
my marbles. This is brain cells are missing. I mean,
we have a lot of people listening who are living
their lives just totally fine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
And this is the place. You know, what if we
if we could check in our ratings systems to see
how many people we have listened to us who are
missing a limb or an eyeball versus other shows. I
bet we win. I bet we win.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
Yeah, because because without a doubt, we are all on
this show, and people listening to us. We are all
on the Aisle of misfit Toys.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
We really are. I truly believe that, and I think
it's a great thing. Well, Adriana, look, I love that
you're listening to us today. You have the best day
ever and gus see.

Speaker 27 (01:16:00):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:16:02):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
You made my morning.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
You made our morning.

Speaker 26 (01:16:05):
You're not about to get coffee and go in the office,
so thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
It was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
All right, on to your day, Adriana, have a great one.
Thanks for listening to us. There you have it.

Speaker 28 (01:16:15):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Yep, the Isle of misfit Toys. That's how we want
to play with Tolie in the box. I know exactly.

Speaker 19 (01:16:23):
Elvis ter Wan in the Morning Show, don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Let's barf up another phone tap, Danielle, what's it all about?

Speaker 15 (01:16:42):
Well, Kim is upset because she's been dating her boyfriend
Jake for a very long time and she's waiting for
a proposal like a lot of ladies are.

Speaker 7 (01:16:48):
So she says, I want you to call him.

Speaker 15 (01:16:50):
Pretend you're on this dating reality show where he has
to propose to me, and he's not totally freak out,
so we freaked him out a little.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Oh well, since it's all we have. Heres today's phone. Hello, Hi, man,
speak to Jake.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
Please speak hey, Jake. It's Sue Dump from It's about time?
How you doing.

Speaker 28 (01:17:11):
Good?

Speaker 12 (01:17:12):
From what It's about time?

Speaker 7 (01:17:14):
Well, I have to go over some details with you
for the program.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Okay, for what program?

Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
If it's about time?

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 15 (01:17:22):
It's about time, the reality show that you and your
girlfriend Kim are going to be on together.

Speaker 8 (01:17:27):
How did you get the phone number?

Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
I got it from Kim?

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
What?

Speaker 27 (01:17:31):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
When are you planning on popping the question?

Speaker 28 (01:17:35):
Popping?

Speaker 21 (01:17:35):
What question?

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
Mary talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Who is?

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
It's Sue Dump from It's about.

Speaker 12 (01:17:42):
Time we have your wedding.

Speaker 23 (01:17:46):
Wedding?

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 29 (01:17:48):
I'm not getting married?

Speaker 7 (01:17:49):
Yes you are?

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
Did Kim tell you we were getting married?

Speaker 15 (01:17:51):
Yes, it's about time. It's time for you to pop
that question to Kim.

Speaker 23 (01:17:55):
Jake.

Speaker 12 (01:17:55):
Yes, that works.

Speaker 15 (01:17:56):
So Jake, you popped the question to Kim, then we
p on your wedding. It's paid for by us. We
follow every single detail.

Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
No, listen, listen, listen, listen.

Speaker 23 (01:18:06):
I don't know what Kim told you, but I'm not
spoken about this with her, and I am not doing this.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
This is like, you sound very nervous, Dan Jake, you
sound a little nervous.

Speaker 23 (01:18:16):
I just got a call from somebody telling me that
I'm I'm gonna have to propose to my girlfriend, and
I'm not proposing to my girlfriend.

Speaker 12 (01:18:22):
I don't understand what this is, Jakie pooh, how long
have you been dating?

Speaker 16 (01:18:26):
Why am I talking about this with you?

Speaker 12 (01:18:28):
You know what, it's time somebody lit a fire under
your ass, and I'm just the gal to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Why would you butt into somebody else's relationship. Why don't
you just like mind your own business.

Speaker 15 (01:18:37):
Hey, Kim said you'd be all for it because your
wedding is going to be paid for. You don't And
she said, well, I don't want to say that. She
said you're cheap, but she kind of implied that you
were cheap and you don't want to pay for your
own wedding, and that's what you've been.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
She said, are you kidding me?

Speaker 19 (01:18:50):
Are you gonna call me cheap and say that it's
about time and that I have to do these things?

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
I mean, where do you get off thinking that you
have the right to say this to people.

Speaker 19 (01:18:57):
Look, Kimmy said that you are what you callandom people
and tell them they have to propose.

Speaker 16 (01:19:01):
To their girlfriend and they're like, oh sure, yeah, why not?

Speaker 27 (01:19:05):
That sounds great?

Speaker 15 (01:19:05):
Sweet peena, sweet peanut, Listen, she said, jakesonon sitting on
his ass for a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Maybe there's a light of fire under her at time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
We've been dating for four years.

Speaker 29 (01:19:16):
I'm twenty nine years old.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Four years is a long time.

Speaker 15 (01:19:19):
Get off the pod, dude, TikTok TikTok, TikTok, let's call
and propose.

Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
Her biological clock is tickn oh has still pick?

Speaker 32 (01:19:30):
Is he?

Speaker 7 (01:19:30):
You think he's gonna call you?

Speaker 29 (01:19:31):
He calling?

Speaker 24 (01:19:32):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
You in three way as right so.

Speaker 12 (01:19:33):
I can hear?

Speaker 28 (01:19:34):
Yeah, hand.

Speaker 10 (01:19:37):
Did you sign me up for reality show?

Speaker 32 (01:19:40):
Should? I?

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Ain't you happy?

Speaker 29 (01:19:42):
You know how I hate reality shows?

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
Are you kidding him?

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
This person said that they that they're making me propose
to you or something.

Speaker 12 (01:19:49):
I bet it will be perfect.

Speaker 21 (01:19:50):
I know, leaving behind the heights that this is what
you want and this is the perfect way to get
a diet.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
It's tree.

Speaker 21 (01:19:55):
You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (01:19:58):
Talking after it's lazy.

Speaker 26 (01:20:00):
She called me a piece of I mean she basically
berated me for the last fifteen minutes.

Speaker 29 (01:20:04):
That's what I've been dealing with.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Look, it's been four years.

Speaker 36 (01:20:08):
It's just turning and you're not seeing it about yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Set that to the nice Jensa lay saying, hey, let's
make this happen.

Speaker 29 (01:20:15):
Killer to have some random person to call me.

Speaker 22 (01:20:18):
She's not met HER's ling for you.

Speaker 32 (01:20:20):
You know what you do.

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
You're not doing it on your own.

Speaker 21 (01:20:24):
This isn't nice fault if you want to mean that, Nbay,
you should be mad at yourself for taking the song
to even consider popping a question.

Speaker 22 (01:20:30):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
I mean not only me?

Speaker 12 (01:20:34):
Noam you know what?

Speaker 28 (01:20:37):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 14 (01:20:41):
The big tim? Tim?

Speaker 12 (01:20:43):
Tim Tim tell me are you joking me?

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
No, I'm not joking. There's something joke important to me.

Speaker 32 (01:20:49):
If it's important to me, you should do it for me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 10 (01:20:52):
Honey?

Speaker 23 (01:20:53):
I am not gonna bend the will of some reality
producer all right, just because you think that that might
be cool and it might.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Save us a couple of dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
Okay, I want hard.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I will do these things on my own.

Speaker 12 (01:21:06):
Okay, I will pay for it myself.

Speaker 26 (01:21:09):
I'm right, I can tim.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Your psychoch this is psychological behavior.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Thank you, true.

Speaker 26 (01:21:15):
Colors come to jan Thank you, And then I finally
see what a great man I've been with for the
past four years.

Speaker 31 (01:21:22):
Yeah, you're a great man who doesn't want to be
taking advatage off on some reality show by some idiots
so that people look at and think they're cool.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
We sit there on the couch and we'll say, look
at this idiot. I can't believe how stupid they are.
The idiot trash.

Speaker 26 (01:21:39):
Get on this TV and just make tools of themselves
for the whole country to see.

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
You know that, you admit we do want reality has
a mess, as you say you do.

Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
I know that you just how tammotat them because you
that called me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
To be on reality television. You want people to see
and you want you want us to look like idiots,
like idiots in front of the whole I can't even
believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Well, actually, Jake, Hello.

Speaker 12 (01:22:06):
Is this Jakie.

Speaker 15 (01:22:09):
This is Daniel Naro from Elvis Durant in the Morning show.
You just got phone tapped. What Yeah, so you're not
actually going to be on a reality television show, but
you will be on the.

Speaker 19 (01:22:20):
Radioake, Now you're never gonna get a the Elvis Duran
phone tap.

Speaker 31 (01:22:28):
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Speaker 19 (01:22:32):
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Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
So you were in the Bahamas having dinner. Who was
at the table?

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
All of us were there?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Who were there?

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
But the people are specifically speaking to were Abby and
her sister, Andrew Brandon, myself. I think that was it right,
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Yeah, we love traveling with Abby by the way, Glad.
So what happened? What conversation came up?

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
So we started talking about, Hey, what is a weird
pet peeve that you have? What are things that just
take you off? And some of them were very understandable,
like if we're out and somebody ignores whoever we're with
to talk to us, doesn't even acknowledge, that's kind of annoying.
But then Abby slid in with some ridiculous ones that
then sent us down a weird path.

Speaker 24 (01:23:20):
Abby pet peeves when men have allergies, it's not so much.

Speaker 34 (01:23:34):
If you have an allergy, Okay, maybe it's not so
much a pet peeve as much as it is. I'm
just like, this is, how are you, like, in your
thirties with a peanut allergy?

Speaker 37 (01:23:46):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Grow up?

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
It just it feels childish, real think.

Speaker 34 (01:23:53):
For women and children?

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
Hold on, hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
These are lifelong allergies, are they not?

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:23:59):
No, like it is.

Speaker 34 (01:24:00):
I'm just kind of like, I don't know, okay, I
kind of. I mean two of my best friends are twins.
But I'm like, you're in your late twenties and you
have a twin? How old are you?

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
That's so that's so childish?

Speaker 12 (01:24:12):
Go away?

Speaker 34 (01:24:14):
No, nor do I want them to.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I just I okay, give me more.

Speaker 28 (01:24:18):
These are great?

Speaker 15 (01:24:18):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Oh she said, can I give one of the please?

Speaker 34 (01:24:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
She said. Blonde men? You didn't grow out of that? Please?

Speaker 32 (01:24:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Blonde men.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
Being blonde? No nothing, I love.

Speaker 34 (01:24:31):
Trust me. There are plenty of blond men out there
that I love that. It's not that I find them unattractive.
I just again, being blonde is for women and children?
Are I don't It doesn't make sense to me, Like,
if you are past a certain age as a man.

Speaker 12 (01:24:45):
You should have dark hair.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Well wait, what if you're gray?

Speaker 34 (01:24:49):
Like, fine, that's totally fine, that's normal.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
When I went blonde. I should not have done that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
You know, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
That's because because you don't want.

Speaker 34 (01:24:57):
To know, you made a fun choice. That's totally differ
than like somebody who's just like you're you're naturally blonde.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Exactly what pete for someone who is? They can't change it,
and I just just.

Speaker 34 (01:25:13):
It's I don't know, we're not kindergarten anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
People, it's.

Speaker 32 (01:25:20):
Girl.

Speaker 15 (01:25:20):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Okay, what about guys with blue eyes? Sorry, Froggy, you
got how childish blue eyes are?

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Normal?

Speaker 34 (01:25:30):
Blue eyes are fine. I don't know the blue eyes
are not. It's not like an only children.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Thing, you know, an only child.

Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
Doesn't appreciate when people cough like a toddler, like I
hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
It makes me so angry. What do you mean coughing
like a toddler?

Speaker 28 (01:25:47):
Like?

Speaker 34 (01:25:47):
Were you like, don't cover your mouth and you stick
out your tongue like young children do in public. It
makes me really There was a there was a person
on our flight in front of me and Andrew, a
grown man who was doing that, and it was making
me really angry.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
It was making me.

Speaker 36 (01:26:00):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Mean we all have pet peeves.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
I mean, for instance, when I'm in the city walking
to the sidewalk and tourists stop and start walking backwards
and looking up pet peeve.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
But that's a rational pet peeve.

Speaker 7 (01:26:13):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 34 (01:26:15):
I'm not saying it makes sense.

Speaker 28 (01:26:18):
Shockingly, do you guys know Abby singles.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
I do find it shocking the Abby single because she's
she's awesome, hilarious, actually hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
I have a pet peeve and it's about Abby.

Speaker 37 (01:26:35):
I hate what people ask for favors and then you
do them the favor and then they back out of
wanting that favor.

Speaker 31 (01:26:43):
Like when Abby, Abby's like, hey, can you get me
an eight people into that hot restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
On Saturday night?

Speaker 28 (01:26:50):
Could you make a phone call for us?

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
So I said, no problem, this is.

Speaker 31 (01:26:54):
The place that you six people on a Saturday night
primetime reservation at a small restaurant. I did the thing,
I got the favor done. They called me back, tied
it up into a bow, and then I go back
to the abbey and I said, here, it is Saturday night,
just like you wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
And she goes, oh, yeah, I just asked my friend,
and we don't we don't really want to go.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
I apologize a lot.

Speaker 37 (01:27:18):
We're going to pass, but it wasn't, but I went
a great It's like when I get people contract, not
just you, but I get people contract tickets for things,
and then all of a sudden, oh wait, wait, we
can't go that night.

Speaker 28 (01:27:29):
Forget it.

Speaker 12 (01:27:31):
Talking about maybe that was a paint Alex.

Speaker 34 (01:27:34):
I felt really bad if that help.

Speaker 28 (01:27:35):
Maybe they didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
I'm pet peeve about scary We all do, Okay, yours
scary yells at me if I take leftovers, like I'm
just supposed to waste the food and leave it there
if it's not a clear if it's a clear container, I'm.

Speaker 31 (01:27:48):
Not allowed to take it container leftovers because I look
because it looks weird when people are staring at you
in the elevator, like, look at that food.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Here, here's my pet peeve, here's my scary pet peeve.
You think people care? Yeah, this goes back to it
is it scary?

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
How can you never eat in a restaurant by yourself
and go see a movie by yourself because people will
think I'm a loser. No one's thinking about you, no
one's thinking about you across the room. They don't know you,
they don't care.

Speaker 31 (01:28:12):
I've gotten over it because sometimes I get hungry so
I actually have to go in by myself.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
But the movie thing I'll never do at nine o'clock
at night, No way. What's everyone of the theater thinking
about you? If you're by yourself in the theater? Why
is this person alone on a Saturday night, prime time
in the movie theater. Is this a little bit of
a narcissistic thing?

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
It's craziness to me. I had, I had my leftovers,
I had a clear top. He said, can you know please,
You're gonna walk down the street with me in that
and then get into my car with clear leftovers, gonna
think you're poor.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
I was like, oh god, no, that's weird.

Speaker 15 (01:28:43):
You know what, though, if I did see scary sitting
in the theater by himself on a Saturday night, I
would check to see if his hands was down his pains.

Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
We think that about him all the time right now.
For instance, Hey, the king of pet peeves is Scotty B.

Speaker 38 (01:28:57):
I have so many, so many, but I mean the
one that I think bothers me the most, which is
really stupid, is when people slurp. Like, if you slurp
in my presence, I will probably punch you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
What boring sex life?

Speaker 28 (01:29:11):
What that one I'll let slide.

Speaker 38 (01:29:15):
But like Nate will come in here and purposely slurp
his coffee in my ear.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
It it makes me, it goes.

Speaker 28 (01:29:21):
It makes me insane.

Speaker 38 (01:29:22):
The wall you ready, No, no, I'm not listening. Oh god,
listening to it. Like people have hot soup and they
do that slurp thing. I just want to go nuts again.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I guess the rows your sex life.

Speaker 38 (01:29:35):
And the other thing is that gas stations when those
idiots that put the price signs up the three or
the eight is upside down. I don't know why, but
it makes me nuts and I ripped the magnets off
and I fix it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 28 (01:29:45):
Stupid people.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
When people are drinking something and as it's nice and
refreshing and they go.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
At the end. I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
I also like people who have hot burps after drinking beer.
It's like it sounds like this still my dad used
to do that on my face, small liquor. Let's go
all right, so pet peeves we all have them? Do
we all have to take a vote.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Now? Are Abby's pet peeves the most bizarre?

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
I support them.

Speaker 38 (01:30:18):
One is ridiculous, grow up, and you know most of
us agree with it.

Speaker 28 (01:30:23):
But just won't say it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
So just being brave.

Speaker 28 (01:30:26):
You have dark hair, you're old.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
No, you're not supposed to have dark hair.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
One day of Pet Peeves because I still have a lot.

Speaker 34 (01:30:35):
More lord, oh yes, more, definitely you have more.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Give us one more, I'm sure.

Speaker 34 (01:30:40):
Oh god, okay, I I can't think of them more.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
On the spot. I'll tell you this.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
They don't like toes out, but they don't like sneakers
at the beach. You just can't.

Speaker 34 (01:30:50):
I don't want to see your feet.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Wait, okay, wait, you can't wear sneakers at the beach
and you can't have your toes out.

Speaker 34 (01:30:58):
You can't have It's fine, that's that's keep your feet
under the beach is totally different. But like, if you're
just like I think, barefoot in situations where you shouldn't
be barefoot is more what gets me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Give me an example.

Speaker 34 (01:31:10):
In the city, if you're just like wearing a shoe
that's really thin, you're that low to the ground in
the city like this, and you have no Like, that's
crazy and disgusting. I can't handle it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
I don't like a pet Peeves.

Speaker 38 (01:31:23):
Also, red lipstick. If you have red lipstick on a date,
I won't date you. Why why it just tries like
the tailor swift read.

Speaker 28 (01:31:29):
No, I won't even see you. I'll probably leave. Yeah,
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Okay, well you just don't like that.

Speaker 12 (01:31:37):
Sorry, don't want to date you either.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
So that Scotty can go on and on and on
because he's the kids the captain of pet Peeves.

Speaker 5 (01:31:44):
Can I just have this one last thing please? I
have a very good friend who broke up with a
girl he was dating because every time they would go
to dinner, she would take a bite, make him wait
to take his bite, hold up her fork and say cheers,
and make them toast the food. I can't do this.

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Elvis still on in the morning show Worth.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
So the other day we were talking about our body count.
How many people have you done?

Speaker 27 (01:32:57):
Have you been with?

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Have you stooped?

Speaker 26 (01:33:00):
Do you know that?

Speaker 15 (01:33:02):
After we had that conversation, Jim Kerr from the other
radio station, he gets me in the hallway and he goes, Okay, Danielle,
what's your body count?

Speaker 36 (01:33:10):
I said, you know, un answering, not happening. What can
we take guesses of how many?

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
That would be very hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
I really, you know, I think that is a good idea.
Let's okay, I'll tell you what. Let's let's let's talk
to our friend Bruce. Bruce wanted to add to this conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Hello, Bruce, I'm okay, yeah, okay, Look.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
We're talking about body count. You heard us talking about this.
You wanted to add to this conversation? What is What
is it you could possibly add that we haven't already
said about this?

Speaker 29 (01:33:45):
Well?

Speaker 23 (01:33:47):
I joined the Swinger lifestyle about three years ago. And
let's just say that the BodyCount number has increased significantly.

Speaker 28 (01:33:57):
So the.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
Swinger lifestyle is that a club?

Speaker 12 (01:34:06):
I mean maybe there's an application.

Speaker 21 (01:34:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:34:09):
Yeah, that's what I want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
That's true.

Speaker 23 (01:34:13):
There there are swinger clubs which we do frequent but
we we don't call it like a swinger club. It's
just a lifestyle club.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Okay, well yeah, let's just keep it, you know, on
the download so dues, Yes, there are really.

Speaker 23 (01:34:32):
And then you paid for you when you get to
the door as well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Okay, but hold on, now we got we gotta find
out where you are in this situation. Are you Are
you married or just connected with someone partner?

Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
No, I am married, okay, And so what made you
two decided you wanted to become a part of the
swinger lifestyle.

Speaker 23 (01:34:51):
Actually it happened right around my birthday about three years ago,
where we went to a strip club. My wife got
a lap dance from a gorgeous woman and we drove home.
We had amazing sex that night. She had a dream
that she was with another guy and she looked across
and I was with another woman, and we're like, hey,
let's give it a shot.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Okay, that's a great.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Way to present it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
So I had this dream, he's your birthday, so you're
getting you're getting your way anyway.

Speaker 23 (01:35:20):
That was a great birthday that year.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
All right, So how many years has this been going on? Again?
Three years? Okay? And so can you estimate how many
times per each of those three years you guys have
done this?

Speaker 23 (01:35:38):
Well, we have a group, a large group of friends
we hang out with even you know, just normally.

Speaker 25 (01:35:45):
But.

Speaker 23 (01:35:47):
It's it's not as not that often.

Speaker 12 (01:35:49):
Okay, I have a question.

Speaker 15 (01:35:51):
Yeah, you're not worried that your wife is going to
find somebody who's better at it than you.

Speaker 23 (01:35:56):
Nope, not at all.

Speaker 12 (01:35:57):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
So the whole part of this thing each other.

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
What's great about this is with trust is you know
when you're doing other people because you're usually with each other,
people with each other, I guess yes. And then the
night's over and you go home and you're just with
each other, right, yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:36:15):
Well, and the big thing is usually after we talk
about the night, we communicate with each other. You know
what we liked, what we didn't like, you know what
we would have done differently.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
I can tell you I'm into this. Yeah, this sounds awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:36:29):
Ask Alex if he's this again, I.

Speaker 28 (01:36:34):
Question, what's this? So how does it work?

Speaker 23 (01:36:37):
So?

Speaker 28 (01:36:38):
Is it another couple and you guys just trade?

Speaker 14 (01:36:42):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (01:36:42):
Do you have to give approval over the girl or
the guy? Does your wife pick the person? Good question, like,
how does it work? Give me the step by step
process of you entering the room and you see a couple.

Speaker 23 (01:36:56):
Go Well, there are actually websites as well. We have
apps where we are part of the apps. So sometimes
we'll converse with other couples there. Sometimes when we do
go to a club, we'll see a couple. We'll discuss
you know, oh, that guy's handsome, got a beautiful wife
as well. You know, let's go over and talk with them.
Sometimes you'll talk and you'll be like, hey, you know,

(01:37:17):
you want to talk some more. We'll talk some more.
Sometimes it's like all right, it was a nice meeting
you and you just walk away. Sometimes you don't feel
that vibe with another couple.

Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
So the dynamic is totally different between swinging with another
couple versus just bringing a third in. So you need
you're saying you need that balance of the two other people.

Speaker 28 (01:37:42):
Is that is that right?

Speaker 9 (01:37:43):
You do you do?

Speaker 15 (01:37:44):
Yes?

Speaker 23 (01:37:45):
Yes, there needs to be a balance.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Okay, you don't.

Speaker 23 (01:37:48):
We always said we never will, We'll never like you know,
how can I say, uh, take one for the team?

Speaker 15 (01:37:56):
I should say, oh, so she can never see a
really super hot guy and say to you, hey, I
want him.

Speaker 12 (01:38:02):
It has to be a couple.

Speaker 28 (01:38:05):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 23 (01:38:06):
We've she's seen Oh my god, that guy is cute
fixing our furnace. So I'd be like, write him a note.
I took the note, put it.

Speaker 28 (01:38:15):
In his car.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
Oh did he come back?

Speaker 32 (01:38:21):
No? No, not.

Speaker 28 (01:38:26):
Okay, So we talked.

Speaker 23 (01:38:28):
Then that's the openness of this relationship. It's like you
have the trust. That's like, tell me your fantasies. Where
you're living out fantasies in this world.

Speaker 6 (01:38:36):
Wow, I got to go back to something you said,
am I deaf? You found a guy that was cute
and he fit in your furnace.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
That's so it's it's swinging, but also sort of just
an open relationship because you said you're never going to
take one for the team, which I assume means you're
not gonna up with a woman you're not interested in
just because she's interested in the guy. But you guys
can freely do what you want to as long as
you tell each other.

Speaker 23 (01:39:07):
No, no, no, we actually some couples do that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Each couple has their own rules.

Speaker 23 (01:39:12):
One of our rules is we are in the same
room always when we're playing.

Speaker 28 (01:39:16):
With another couple, okay, and it must.

Speaker 6 (01:39:17):
Be other rooms.

Speaker 13 (01:39:19):
We don't go on separate date Okay, sounding better by
the moment. And so in the last three years, how
much has your number gone up? And is that the
same number as your wife?

Speaker 23 (01:39:30):
I think her number has gone up a little bit more,
but my number has gone from three to about sixteen
seven I think seventeen though.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Okay, wow, okay, I think one.

Speaker 23 (01:39:41):
Night it went up five one night night.

Speaker 28 (01:39:47):
All right, all right, my mind is made.

Speaker 26 (01:39:50):
Wow.

Speaker 31 (01:39:50):
I just want to know you guys have to like
So if you like one the woman from one couple,
can she like the guy from another couple?

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
Or does have to be the same couple every time?
Like the same couple?

Speaker 28 (01:40:03):
Like you you both? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
What, we've usually gone the same couple.

Speaker 23 (01:40:06):
But like I said, we have like a group of friends,
so a lot of times it'll just be like our
large group of friends in one room, so it'll be
like different couples altogether.

Speaker 12 (01:40:16):
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, So how many in
one room at one time.

Speaker 28 (01:40:21):
Ever, we've had twelve people.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
I love this all right, So it's like it's like
a convention, so you can say that. You go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:40:30):
So is it true then all these things that we
hear about how to spot a swinger in public, the
upside down pineapple or you know, Adirondack chair, Are these
things true?

Speaker 23 (01:40:40):
The upside down pineapple?

Speaker 29 (01:40:41):
For sure?

Speaker 23 (01:40:41):
I mean we've in a different state and flip that
pineapple upside down to see if you know we've got
anybody interested.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Oh wow, I love this, Bruce. It sounds like you
you really are not.

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
Not only are we intrigued, but it sounds as if
you are very very proud to talk about it.

Speaker 32 (01:40:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
You you you like you like pushing the scene and
I'm into that. That's cool.

Speaker 23 (01:41:03):
It is because we've met some amazing, amazing people.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
I mean, it goes beyond sex friendship, it does, it
really does.

Speaker 23 (01:41:12):
We We hang out, just go out for dinner, sometimes,
go to each other's house like watch a movie, go home, okay,
go to parties together, just normal vanilla stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
So that brings this question from me.

Speaker 6 (01:41:29):
Friends that you've made through swinging versus friends you have
that you don't hang out with sexually. Is the bond
and those friendships different between the two. I mean, do
you actually feel a lot closer to the people that
you're intimate with versus the people who you just hang
out with casually and don have sex with.

Speaker 23 (01:41:51):
I will actually say yes, I do feel closer with them.
And we've gone on vacations with our swinger friends and
I there fantastic vacations. It's like we keep on planning
more vacations just with our friends.

Speaker 12 (01:42:06):
Oh I have another question.

Speaker 15 (01:42:07):
Okay, So say you're all just sitting around, You're not
having sex, you're all watching a movie, but you've all
done it with each other. So if your wife decides that,
you know, Larry's sitting next to her and she's already
been with him, can she just start like making out
with him or does it have to be planned ahead
of time?

Speaker 23 (01:42:24):
Nope, there's we usually don't plan ahead. There's no expectations like, oh,
we're going out with you guys, We're gonna you know,
have sex with you guys tonight. No, it's like you
just go you have fun. If things get to that point, wow,
it gets to that point. If not, you know, there's
another day. But yeah, said, if she's next to Larry,

(01:42:46):
she can she can kiss him, you know, start start
things up because we've known each other for many years already. Okay,
so we're half that phase of you know, do we
trust them and all that stuff?

Speaker 6 (01:42:58):
Oh, good old Larry always count always count there. Well, look, Bruce,
thank you so much for sharing with us. This is
very very interesting. And uh, I know what I'm doing
this weekend. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get started on.
I'm gonna call Larry term upon it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
Full of the clubs. Wow, all right, thank you so much.
Did you have another question?

Speaker 28 (01:43:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
Okay, last thing. You're very open about this life song.
You've seem proud of it. Do you have any kids?

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
Do they know about it?

Speaker 28 (01:43:32):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:43:32):
Do they know about this?

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
Only one?

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
Oh one knows?

Speaker 13 (01:43:38):
They all know?

Speaker 12 (01:43:38):
And are all the kids with with your wife, Bruce.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
Are any of them?

Speaker 28 (01:43:42):
Larry's No.

Speaker 23 (01:43:43):
To be honest, most most of the people in the
swinger lifestyle from what I've seen, are actually in their
second marriages, if not more. Okay, cool, thanks were blended.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
Yes, thank you so much. Bruce. Is been fabulous speaking
with you, and thank you and thanks for sharing. Thanks
for sharing Larry's number with us. Yeah, you take care
of Thank you again.

Speaker 23 (01:44:11):
All right, take care.

Speaker 29 (01:44:13):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye.

Speaker 19 (01:44:17):
Elvis ter Ran and The Morning Show. Elvis ter Ran
and The Morning Show Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Scotty Bee.

Speaker 6 (01:44:26):
This okay, look at this Scotty Bee shows Scotty Bee Ario.
Scottie Bee's nipples are protruding from his white T shirt
and Gandhi wants to file some sort of complaint.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
We got on the nip. Thought to get a close
up on the nip.

Speaker 28 (01:44:41):
So I have to wear covers.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
You just poke my eye out.

Speaker 12 (01:44:50):
You can wear covers. They have little sticky ones.

Speaker 23 (01:44:52):
That you know.

Speaker 28 (01:44:53):
I've seen them, but guys don't wear those.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
But what's your problem, Gandhi? Why are you filing a complaint?

Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
Okay, So, first of all, the shirt is also see through.
You couldn't see your skin. I can see the color
of your nipples. So he's wearing a sea through shirt
with his nipples poking right through. And I just kind
of like, if that was one of the girls, people
would be like, Wow, that is wildly inappropriate for the world.

Speaker 28 (01:45:15):
I wouldn't say that God.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
But this guy is just walking around poking eyeballs with
these nipples like there's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, crazy,
I do.

Speaker 28 (01:45:23):
Have a nipple problem.

Speaker 38 (01:45:24):
They're always hard, but I mean you're pointing them out
makes them harder.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
Oh god, as you talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
And then we were in the other studio, so there
are bunch of people in there, and people are like, dude,
you don't wear an undershirt. Why don't you wear an undershirt.
He's like, oh, I don't need to.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
That is the under shirt.

Speaker 28 (01:45:43):
Yeah, this is an undershirt.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
Wear another one, man, You need to wear two undershirts.

Speaker 38 (01:45:48):
Right, this is this is actually just a regular cruise
shirt from old Navy or something. It's not an undershirt.
It's a tan shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
It is it is. It's not white.

Speaker 28 (01:45:58):
It's yeah, eggshell, it's not white.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
It could be antique.

Speaker 12 (01:46:05):
Antique.

Speaker 15 (01:46:06):
I have nipple covers right now because mine are always
at attention. I did breastfeed a couple of children, just
so you know. Pause you didn't know, and I always
have them on.

Speaker 28 (01:46:18):
Okay, just f y. I if I were nipple covers,
then you just see the big giant circles instead.

Speaker 12 (01:46:22):
You don't, do you see giant circles?

Speaker 28 (01:46:23):
Stand up, we're wearing a brawl.

Speaker 31 (01:46:26):
Are you talking about the are wearing You're not talking
about the areola.

Speaker 28 (01:46:30):
This may be I don't think you would do this.
Does anybody have a nipple cover he could borrow?

Speaker 39 (01:46:35):
Just for a second, I'm sure what was that, Scott,
I'm not putting used nipple covers on.

Speaker 28 (01:46:42):
Look.

Speaker 39 (01:46:43):
Oh god, coming, you just whipped You just snipped your
nipple cover out of your nipple.

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
Smells Scott's gonna sniff it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Okay, Danielle is putting the nipple cover on his nipple.

Speaker 39 (01:47:05):
Oh my god, you can see yeah, hold on, you
can see his nipples through the nipple cover.

Speaker 12 (01:47:15):
Yeah, my god, that's a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
Look that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
You need a heavier gauge of the nipple cover.

Speaker 28 (01:47:24):
Put problem. That must be a genetic things. Gotti, I
don't have Do you have hard nipples?

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Just the left one?

Speaker 32 (01:47:30):
I do?

Speaker 6 (01:47:31):
And you see I have big nipples anyway. So so
when my nipples get hard, it's like it's it makes
a statement.

Speaker 28 (01:47:38):
Is there any use for a male nipple? Like, what's
the point of them? Good point?

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
It's all part of the evolution.

Speaker 13 (01:47:43):
Even I guess no other than male mammal has nipples, right, No,
No dogs dogs do dogs?

Speaker 28 (01:47:52):
My dog has Your dog has nipples, not.

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
Like major nipples, but you can see what the nipples
used to be, like little spots.

Speaker 23 (01:47:58):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
I wonder what let me looked up?

Speaker 28 (01:48:00):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:48:01):
Yeah, you're right, humans, dogs, cats, horses, mice, elephant, whales,
there's all kinds mammals.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
May have you ever tried to find a mouse nipple before?

Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
And if you have?

Speaker 28 (01:48:11):
Why that whole bit from uh meet the parents?

Speaker 29 (01:48:16):
Right?

Speaker 28 (01:48:17):
I have nipples, Gregg, could you milk me?

Speaker 2 (01:48:20):
One of my favorite lines? All right, well there, I'm
glad we could get together for this too.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
I have the same issue as Danielle, and I have
never nursed children. I think it might be a genetic thing.
I don't know. But I also do not display them prominently.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
For what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 15 (01:48:35):
You know, they'll sell the nipple covers that have the
nipple poking out, So then if you want to look
like that.

Speaker 28 (01:48:42):
Apparently the mannequins have them. I look, I see it.

Speaker 12 (01:48:45):
You could get those.

Speaker 28 (01:48:46):
Maybe you should wear a brazier. I actually need one.
They're growing.

Speaker 29 (01:48:50):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Did you use the brazier? Is that what it's called?

Speaker 28 (01:48:53):
Technically?

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
Technically?

Speaker 28 (01:48:54):
Yes, get one of those I want to wear a
sports brow tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
Those super tight spanks under armort I noticed they don't
don't help? Yeah, the second one your yeah, you know
I never.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
Saw a mummy with nipples wrap myself.

Speaker 28 (01:49:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
So in closing, this was a complaint from Gandhi against
Scotty and his uh nipple exposure.

Speaker 28 (01:49:22):
Wait, could I get in trouble for real? No, Gandhi
could get in trouble for.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
Pointing it out.

Speaker 6 (01:49:29):
If if I walked to the house to the building,
here was dang ding dong hanging out and she complained
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
That's sunking to get her in trouble. She's launching a complaint.

Speaker 24 (01:49:40):
I am the victim, Nate Jesus, But we're talking about
nipples versus a wong.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
Someone had their junk out. I mean, yeah, give me
get addresses. Why do we call it junk?

Speaker 6 (01:49:57):
I don't understands are where did that term come from?

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
I'm offended. It just kind of hangs there like junk.

Speaker 32 (01:50:04):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
With that said, hydra nipples there, Scotty wear a vest, don't.

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
Answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp?

Speaker 31 (01:50:14):
All right, scary, what's your phone tap? All about so
Kevin's phone tapping his friend Carrie. Carrie has a tendency
to take her engagement ring off at bars so guys
buy her drinks. Well, she lost her phone, and I'm
pretending I was the guy who found it, went through
it and called Kevin.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
So Kevin told her in advance, and now she's expected
my call.

Speaker 28 (01:50:36):
Here were you?

Speaker 1 (01:50:38):
Hello Carrie?

Speaker 7 (01:50:39):
Hello, Hello, hello, Hi, Kevin says that you have my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Yeah, I found your phone.

Speaker 4 (01:50:47):
How did you find me?

Speaker 22 (01:50:48):
Even?

Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
I found the phone at the bar and just kind
of scrolling through the said, can you do you remember me?

Speaker 21 (01:50:56):
Of course I remember you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
You were really sweet, m I know.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
We were getting along just fine, remember that.

Speaker 23 (01:51:02):
Yeah, Well, my.

Speaker 3 (01:51:05):
Friend at the bar really wanted to go home, so
one of them got sick, so I really needed.

Speaker 11 (01:51:10):
To be kind of ran out.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
That's funny. You told me that you had to go
to the bathroom and you'd be right back.

Speaker 14 (01:51:15):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
I came back.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
I grabbed your friend by the hand, and the two
of you were held hands, and you ran off to
the bathroom, and that was the last I saw of you.

Speaker 22 (01:51:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:51:22):
She told me that she was sick and I left
with her.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Yeah, I had a running tab. I was spent a
lot of money on those drinks here.

Speaker 26 (01:51:29):
I'm really sorry. I probably a little bit too friendly,
you know, with some random person at a bar. But
you seems really nice and it was a really nice conversation.

Speaker 31 (01:51:36):
You didn't think you were too friendly when you know,
you were just letting me pay for drink after drink
after drink, and then you know, you just disappeared.

Speaker 10 (01:51:43):
Like, yeah, hey, I'm really sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (01:51:46):
How to get this phone back?

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
You want your phone back? Oh, I'm holding it in
my hand, it's right next to me.

Speaker 33 (01:51:53):
Look, there's a lot of information on that phone that
I really need.

Speaker 11 (01:51:57):
I don't the information is more important than the phone actually,
and the pictures and things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
I really I've been through some of the pictures. Actually,
see you met Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 9 (01:52:06):
Okay, you stop going.

Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
Through my personal information.

Speaker 15 (01:52:09):
I feel violated now, all right, just tell me how
I can get it back from you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
Okay, I'll email you when it is convenient for me
from your email address. How about I do that.

Speaker 11 (01:52:17):
No, listen, I need that phone back.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
I'm actually getting married in three weeks and all of
my you're getting married.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
Okay, I didn't want to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Okay, you didn't seem to be wearing your engagement ring
that night. Where was your ga I just wanted to.

Speaker 11 (01:52:31):
Go out and have a good time with my friends
who are single.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
I was a wing Max want some loser at the
bar to go up and buy drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:52:37):
I'm until this moment.

Speaker 12 (01:52:39):
I think you're a jackass at this moment place.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
I have something of yours now, it could break it
any moment it can. I'm not a loser, You're the one.
You're the one scrounging around for free drink.

Speaker 9 (01:52:51):
Enjoy what he wants from me.

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
Then I want you to break off your engagement.

Speaker 13 (01:52:58):
You are.

Speaker 22 (01:53:00):
That is a felony.

Speaker 15 (01:53:01):
Okay, I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
Find you and need to kill someone for a felony.

Speaker 22 (01:53:05):
I'm getting on my computer right now, my phone with GPS,
and then I'm going to come to.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
All right, I dropped your call. She's probably going to
call you back on your extension.

Speaker 18 (01:53:17):
Before she does that, let me just all call her.

Speaker 23 (01:53:18):
Back right now and you can you can listen, all right,
Hold on a second, Oh my.

Speaker 9 (01:53:24):
God, Kevin, he isn't.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
I didn't get my phone.

Speaker 22 (01:53:27):
I'm in my office trying to hold my together.

Speaker 7 (01:53:29):
He sounds like a good guy to me.

Speaker 12 (01:53:30):
It's just like you were not a good guy.

Speaker 5 (01:53:33):
I didn't want to talk to him.

Speaker 11 (01:53:34):
I was just getting the free drinks from him.

Speaker 22 (01:53:35):
I didn't I didn't mean to talk to him exactly.
You were just getting free drinks from him.

Speaker 2 (01:53:40):
That's what you do.

Speaker 12 (01:53:41):
You go out the bars and you use people, and
then you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:43):
Go home with him or not or whatever.

Speaker 13 (01:53:45):
Finish yourself.

Speaker 22 (01:53:45):
I want karma is a bitch.

Speaker 15 (01:53:48):
Carry No, You hang out of.

Speaker 5 (01:53:50):
Gay bars and you all go home together with each other.

Speaker 19 (01:53:52):
You know, bry a way, do you like each other
or not?

Speaker 22 (01:53:53):
Wow, you don't know what it's like being.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
A straight woman.

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
You're right.

Speaker 18 (01:53:57):
I don't know what it's like.

Speaker 23 (01:53:58):
I don't know what it's like to be a bitch.

Speaker 32 (01:54:00):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
Hello, before this gets personal, Carrie, you've been phone taped. Carrie,
this is Scary Jones from Elvis.

Speaker 4 (01:54:10):
Duran in the Morning Shows.

Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
Played a joke on you.

Speaker 33 (01:54:13):
I got you in Dirty Little Bit.

Speaker 4 (01:54:18):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
PARTICI the.

Speaker 19 (01:54:25):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
So we heard from Jackie. She called in earlier. She's
out there in school Coad County, PA. Let's go talk
to Jackie. Jackie.

Speaker 6 (01:54:49):
Yeah, Hi, I'm so glad you're wrong with us. We
have questions about your text.

Speaker 26 (01:54:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 28 (01:54:56):
Yeah, there's a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (01:54:59):
So I I'm in a Facebook group. I know previously
you guys had talked about them for like our local
town for news events happening. There is a goat on
the loose.

Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
Yes, nobody literally like there's a goat with horns.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
I don't know if it's a ram, I don't know
what the exact breed of goat. But it all started
on well this weekend and also did this weekend there
was a sure posted in the Facebook group of this
goat by the high school, and everyone was like, where's
this goat from? It's it's again a big goat, huge.

(01:55:44):
Next thing we know, there's another post of the same
goat now somewhere else. There's been like twelve posts about
this goat.

Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
So the goats everywhere, but whose goat is it? Do
we know who owns the goat?

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
So finally this woman posted and said, Hi, it's my goat.
I'm pregnant. They were trying to, I guess, sell the
goat at the auction, and the goat got loose and
is now just everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:56:16):
Didn't want to be sold, don't want to be grilled.

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
Yeah, exactly, it's it's it's honestly a heroic story for
the goat.

Speaker 2 (01:56:28):
So where's the last place we saw the goat?

Speaker 3 (01:56:31):
So out of this morning, the goat was found in
front of the ice cream shop in town. Okay, yeah, yeah,
right in front of the ice cream shop. However, the
ice cream shop is off of a highway, so people
are saying that the goat is potentially in danger. I
think it made it out, but it's getting scary out there.

Speaker 12 (01:56:53):
For I would not be returning the goat to the owner.

Speaker 3 (01:56:59):
There's it's a big controversy right now because the poor
woman who is again very pregnant and can't catch the goat.
She is being hated on because she was trying to
settle the goat and now people are like, well, do
you want the goat or not?

Speaker 28 (01:57:15):
Like do you want it free?

Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
Or are you trying to get the goat?

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
So see, okay, hold on, I got to stop you there, Jackie.

Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
This is the problem with these Facebook communities exactly, people
start tearing the crap out of each other on these
Facebook pages, and I mean gossiping, yelling, disagreeing, and fighting. Look,
the pregnant woman lost your goat. If you see the goat,
let's get to go back. How come they can't catch
a goat? It makes no sense to me.

Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
Well, so they're saying that they need to get a
lass out because the goat's pretty quick. His name is Billy.
She said if you call his name that he should
come to you. But apparently that hasn't been working. Yeah,
they need a or something at this point right.

Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
Well, you know, if you want to find the goat,
this is something that Nate and I have questions about.
Go to the tin can factory.

Speaker 35 (01:58:12):
Apparently goats love tin can the cartoons, can you guess
have some good ideas.

Speaker 31 (01:58:25):
And if I may win way in on the comments section,
if it's this woman's goat and it's her property, well
then she has a right to sell it and it
doesn't matter, you know what what what she does with it.
She should get it back. No, but no, but she
should be able to get it to Billy. But when
the boy should be asking these other questions, these extraneous
questions about what she wants to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
If belongs to her, it needs to be returned to her.

Speaker 5 (01:58:50):
If I have the goat in my custody, I need
to know what's happening to the goat when it leaves
my custody.

Speaker 2 (01:58:54):
Or Okay, you're no.

Speaker 6 (01:58:56):
Better than these crazy clowns on the Facebook pages.

Speaker 34 (01:58:59):
Never to be.

Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
I am part of the circus.

Speaker 6 (01:59:01):
So, Jackie, are you enjoyed just kind of sitting back
and you know, eating popcorn and watching this go by.

Speaker 9 (01:59:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:59:07):
So my mom and my stepdad they have had rigorous
conversations about whether they should go out and start not hunting,
but trying to get this goat. But yeah, searching for
the goat. But my stepdad is big into hunting, he
has no interest in trying to get the goat. But
me and my mom are getting a kick out of

(01:59:29):
it for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:59:30):
Okay, it's something the whole town can take part in. Yeah, yeah,
cause it stirs up controversy. All right, you have to
be our official correspondent on this as soon as you
can hear more, Jackie.

Speaker 28 (01:59:41):
You need to let us know does the goat?

Speaker 26 (01:59:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
Yeah, Billy, she said, yeah, Billy.

Speaker 28 (01:59:46):
Okay, that's name.

Speaker 3 (01:59:49):
If you can catch anyone, If anyone sees Billy on
sixty one by the freeze, please try to get a
lasso or something.

Speaker 6 (01:59:59):
This is my p Okay, thank you for the PSA.
I don't I don't really have a lasso sitting around
the house. I need to create one. But also, it's
you said highway sixty one. That's that's gonna be a
messy explosion if someone hits that got poor Billy.

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
Yeah yeah, all right, well yeah, it's birth scared.

Speaker 2 (02:00:20):
The headlines from School County, PA. From our friend Jackie, Jackie,
thank you, best of luck with Billy.

Speaker 32 (02:00:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:00:26):
I'll keep you guys for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:00:28):
Okay, take care, bye bye. Yeah. How do you follow
that up?

Speaker 37 (02:00:32):
Nate?

Speaker 13 (02:00:32):
Well, thinking you know, this thing is on the loose,
I guess that's what you could call it. But I
remember as a kid, things would get loose in our
neighborhood and people would be searching. It would make the news.
There was a story there was a lion that got
loose from the zoo, wow or somebody, I can't remember
if it was from the zoo or somebody had a

(02:00:54):
lion as a pet that it got loose and they
were chasing this thing and then they realized it was
a hoax. I can't remember the exact thing that happened,
but yeah, I think this is something that happens all
the time that unless you're in that community, you have
no idea.

Speaker 6 (02:01:09):
But it's that it's that common story everyone can tell,
you know, everyone can talk about it. It's well, what's
happening in town. By the way, they're saying that goats
have powerful stomach acids?

Speaker 2 (02:01:19):
Is that why they? I guess they can eat cans
and goats aren't they're not too smart? And don't some
of them produce milk?

Speaker 28 (02:01:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
Absolutely here of goat cheese. Goat cheese. So maybe that's
why she wants to sell it an auction. It could
be one of those that produces milk.

Speaker 29 (02:01:36):
Billy.

Speaker 2 (02:01:36):
I don't think it has utters. You can you can
get fluids out of Billy if you.

Speaker 4 (02:01:41):
Want it, elop if you think she's.

Speaker 28 (02:01:50):
Just tougher.

Speaker 2 (02:01:55):
In the morning show, All right, shows, we'll come back
tomorrow and do it again. Till next time. Say peace out, everybody,
Peace out, everybody.

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