FULL SHOW: The Day We Asked Why?

Nate saw someone get stood up, Gandhi and Danielle are mysteriously missing, and we ask: why are you in the doghouse? Plus, we react to a very unexpected butt hair ad.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Exciting lady. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there
when we discover that we don't need TV to entertain us.
He thought enough.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Elister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I ask you something about relationships. Look, either you're in
a relationship all the way or you want to be single.
But there's also that in between things, the casual relationship.
I met a couple over the weekend and it was
wonderful how their relationship is very, very casual. They're not

(00:35):
going for everything. At the same time, I don't think
they're dating other people. I just think I don't think
they have time because of their careers whatever. But there
are a lot of people who actually like it that way.
And there are a lot of people out there who
don't understand how you can be in a relationship and
not be full throttle like you know, but their friends
are just totally against it. They can't see how you

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can be that way. They think you have to be
all or nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
But see if it's if it's working for them, then
it's nobody's business.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I know exactly. But for instance, line twenty four.
Let's go to line twenty four. This is seven hi seven,
How you doing.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Good morning, Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
How are you doing very well?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
So you've been with your boyfriend for four years now
and you consider it like a casual thing.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Right, yes, but we are exclusive?

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Okay, So now what how do you describe casual? Exclusive?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
We only see each other. We see each other maybe
twice a week. We've only had two sleepovers in the
four years we've been together. If I see him, I
see him. If I don't, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
We just it just works, Okay, And you're totally convinced
it's it's definitely, uh, you're just with each other.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
It's monogamous.

Speaker 8 (01:53):
Yes, absolutely, Okay, Well all right, so I mean do
you have any friends who are like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Or what's wrong with him?

Speaker 8 (01:59):
I mean do you have yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Yeah, talk about that? Like what do they say it?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
They just think it's odd. They think we're just stuck
up each other all week and long. And even when
we lived the block away, I still like selling once
a week. And it started off because we have totally
opposite work schedules.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right, So he's not your number one priority in your life.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
He is, but you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Well, as long as it works for you. But see,
there are people listening to this right now going No,
I don't know, but you know why. It's because they're
comparing it to what they believe is what it should be.
You know, it's.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Exactly and I've had that. Yes, yes, would.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You be upset if he's if you found out he
was seeing somebody else, Oh, I'd be curious.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Look if this once or twice thing a week, this
once or twice a week thing is working for you,
that's excellent. Yeah, you know, and I hope you guys
at least talk about it. You talk about the fact
that you do have a unique relation ship and it's
great it's working out this way.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
And see what he says. I'm interested to see, you know, and.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
We do talk about that. We do talk about that
he can go out and do what he wants and
I'm not blowing up his phone. I'm not worried about
where he is, and he doesn't worry about what I'm doing.
It's just it's great. I mean, I've had that relationship
where we're with each other all the time, and this
is just it's nice.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Right there.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You go, all right, Severn, thank you for listening to us.
Go have a good day, Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Thank you you too, Bye bye.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
See. You know, I see I have an interesting relationship
with Alex that people are questioning because we're only together
like four nights a week, sometimes three nights a week,
and it's just the way it works, and that's it's
working for us beautifully. We love it like this. As
a matter of fact, when we talk about moving in together,
I know, we both stop and go ooh, I don't
know we want to do that? I don't know. Hey.
Line twenty one is Amy Beth calling from Harrisonburg, Virginia.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
Hello, Amy Beth.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
How you doing?

Speaker 9 (03:54):
I am well? All all, y'all.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
We're doing okay. So you've been in casual relationships and
they worked for you, I mean, are you in a
relationship currently?

Speaker 9 (04:03):
No, I'm not currently. I've decided to spend time working
on myself and not worrying about anyone else.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh yeah, there you go. I love hearing that. So
even if like the perfect person arrived on your doorstep today,
you would still go, m I still got me, I
got it, and work on my stuff for now.

Speaker 9 (04:19):
Unfortunately, I have to say that's true. I probably would,
But you know, it's what you put into a situation
that makes the relationships. So if I'm not ready to
put myself into it and I'm not invested in it
and it doesn't go anywhere, well yeah, that's on me,
But that doesn't mean I'm any less interested in what
I'm dealing with at the time.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
How do you respond to people who say the following, Well,
if the right person came along, it would be a
different story, but obviously they haven't.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
I mean, well, I have been married, I have lived
with people, and I have been in casual relationship, and
I don't think that any one of them is better
than the other. I tell them that if right person
does come along and I know it, well, maybe the
dynamic will change at that point, but currently that hasn't
happened yet.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
There you go. You know what, It's just really funny how
everyone's so quick to judge without thinking it through. And
someone just said a text this says, relationships with integrity
don't need definition.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
I think that's really well put.

Speaker 10 (05:17):
Yes, I agree, I agree.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
We hear more and more from people who say they're married,
but they don't sleep in the same room or the
same bed. They need their space, and they are saying
that the relationship is working because they're not forcing the
relationship that people are expecting them to hack.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
My husband would like to do that just because of
my snoring.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
There you go, okay, but you know what, that's that's
one reason why people don't sleep together because of snoring.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now, now let me ask you this, Danielle, what if
what if Sheldon said I want to propose something to you,
why don't we have separate bedrooms? Would you what would
you do?

Speaker 7 (05:50):
What would you say?

Speaker 10 (05:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
I get it because I know he doesn't get such
a great night sleep because of my snoring, but I
would miss him be next to me.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
All yeah, I get that. Yeah, all right, Amy Beth,
thanks for listening, and thanks for Uh for sharing your story.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (06:06):
Absolutely, have a great day everyone you too.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Jordan online three a different way of looking at it,
But this is real, Jordan Uh says, too jealous for
a casual, casual relationship.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 11 (06:18):
So I try not to think of myself as life
territorial or anything like that, but I mean, I'm a leo,
so what's mine is mine.

Speaker 10 (06:30):
To make up.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
So not to shoot my own horn, but like I'm
enough so if I'm not enough for us to just
be like exclusively together, then I mean I support whoever
wants to have a casual relationship.

Speaker 10 (06:45):
Just that's not my cup of tea.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And gotcha. Yeah, no, you're not alone. There's a lot
of people know it's all or nothing like like I'm
not a lot of people are living a life and
maybe you too, Jordan. Like, if I'm going to invest
myself into you, you better invest yourself into me. And
and if you know, if you have time time away
from work or whatever, I want you to put me first.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
I want to be that number.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
One in your life. And that is that is not
the definition of a casual relationship. I don't think. But
that's cool, okay, Jordan. And it just know you're you know,
you're not alone. A lot of people look at it
like that.

Speaker 12 (07:17):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, right, wait till you hear this next call. I'm
kind of curious about line seven. We're about to go
to Jordan, thank you very much, Jessica is online seven
not in a casual relationship.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
But you're saying you don't recommend it.

Speaker 13 (07:31):
No, I actually don't talk about it. So I've been
in a relationship for a very long time, and we
transitioned into a casual relationship just because the guy felt
like there was too much pressure going on. And I
actually disagree. I feel that if you think that you
can't be in a serious relationship and you want them
to casual, it's because you want to be able to

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have freedom. And in regards to sleeping in separate beds
or being in separate rooms, then just look for a rooming.

Speaker 14 (08:01):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, you're saying I feel so you're saying your relationship
was that you were staying in the same bed and
now you're not, and you're saying it was a mistake
for you to go that direction.

Speaker 13 (08:12):
Correct, Because I feel like a couple, a real couple
who build a good foundation, shouldn't have casual unless it's
somebody who tried the marriage, has the kids, done it all,
and just wants a companion, like a temporary companion, just
to have somebody on quote.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Wow, Okay, keep in mind, though you know there were
different there may be different definitions of casual rolling around
in people's minds. Right now. I'm not talking about a
casual where it's so casual you can date other people
or see other people. I'm just saying it's it's it's
not the norm that we that we usually.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Right.

Speaker 13 (08:45):
I agree, but I feel like casual allows the definition
and allows the privilege for either party to do whatever
they want. Because that's the definition of casual. There's no worry,
nobody's required to check in on anybody, and you could
have a serious, normal relationship and not call them every
day and see where they are on an hourly basis.
You can call them if you have something going on

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in your life where you're employed all day and you're
doing something actively, or your parents. You don't have to
call the other party and be like, what are you
doing every hour of the day? Rocha serious relationship as well.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I don't know if you guys notice, but several people
have texted in saying, oh my god, what Elvis, You
and Alex don't live together? No, we don't, not seven
days a week. We are together three or four nights
a week. And there are a lot of people there
that don't really understand that. I mean, what do you
think of that? Do you think I can I can
have a successful relationship and only be with them three
or four nights a week.

Speaker 13 (09:38):
Absolutely, Because there's a lot of marriages that are like that.
Right now, there's women and men that work overnight. They
don't see their husband or their wife throughout the night.
They see them as shift changing, and they probably share
one or two three days of the week at home together.
So that's as equivalent to you not being with your
partner seven days of the week.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
There you go, look, thank you for sharing. I appreciate it,
and then you have a great day. Thank you for
listening to us. Gandhi, you and your last boyfriend were
you were casual?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Right?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (10:09):
I wouldn't even have called him a boyfriend, the one
that I was dating when I first moved here. I mean,
it was very casual. We knew that there was an
end to it. I lived here, he lived somewhere else,
and he went off to a place.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
That's a little different then.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I guess. I guess there's a whole spectrum of casual,
the far left, the far right right. But your new
guy you're with now, you don't consider casual.

Speaker 15 (10:28):
No, I would definitely say that serious. But everyone has
their opinion on Oh my gosh, he lives in a
different state. Are you guys going to live together? You
have to, he has to move no, why we're good right?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
They see each other a lot.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
We do too much.

Speaker 16 (10:42):
Thinks different things work for different people, some tactle. If
they were together all the time, it would make it worse.
It's almost better that you have. I am that purple
days here and all right.

Speaker 15 (10:51):
I don't like twenty four to seven. I feel like
living with my last boyfriend ruined our relationships.

Speaker 17 (10:55):
So I don't know that I want to do that again.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
So you've had the talk with your current boyfriend and
you guys underst and that you are just with each other.
That's great.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
The thing is here and I know this.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I can be with Alex for two weeks every night
for on vacation and we get along fine.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
So I'm like, okay, I think we could do this. Yeah, okay,
I'm maryam.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Check it out.

Speaker 11 (11:17):
We're so appreciated and I love you.

Speaker 18 (11:19):
Guys so much.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Hey, so where's Danielle And where's Gandhi?

Speaker 19 (11:37):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Hello, Danielle. Gandhi's scary go round them up.

Speaker 16 (11:44):
I think they went to go record with something with Sam.
I believe what about the show.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just telling where they went.

Speaker 20 (11:52):
Oh, okay, yes, what I have a pretty good internal,
don't you have a pretty good Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Hello, get in here.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Don't make me, don't make me stop this car.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
I'll stop this car.

Speaker 17 (12:04):
I was loading a game.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I was loading a game. Okay, Well that's that's for
the show. Okay, But where's Danielle.

Speaker 17 (12:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (12:12):
She might be in the bathroom, maybe because I heard
scary screaming. And if she didn't, she had to be
farther away than me.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Diamond, Diamond, can you go find Danielle?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, sure her, Tell her she's got a job in
here on the show. What would happen if we were
like doing a Broadway musical? Yeah, let's listen to Oklahoma.
And what if Curly doesn't come out to seeing Oh
what a beautiful morning.

Speaker 17 (12:36):
We're not primed for Broadway. Danielle and I.

Speaker 16 (12:39):
Gonn He's like the person though, where you tell her like, oh, yeah,
I got so much going on over here.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
I got no time for my dog.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Done.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
God, It's like, yeah, my dog just died. And then
you feel terrible. You're like, where have you been?

Speaker 9 (12:49):
Well?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
I was doing something for the show.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I was, now where were you?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
So I think the soundproof studios might be a little
soundproof because I was in the studio with Sam chatting
out something and doing some production, chatting, well, there was
a production piece that needed to be done because it's
airing during our show, so I need to go in
and do it.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
And someone's like, oh, didn't you hear Scary yelling for you?

Speaker 3 (13:10):
And I'm like, wow, maybe it is sound proof because
I did not hear him.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
My question was if you go sit in your seat
to watch Oklahoma the Musical and Curly doesn't come out
to sing, oh what a beautiful morning, because he was chatting, Oh,
look there's Curly, I mean Danielle and Gandhi on here.
Let Curly do the show. Well, welcome to the show.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Thank you did Were you not here either?

Speaker 17 (13:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
So I had things I had planned for the to
talk about, but they involved Gandhi and Danielle. But now
they're here now Gandhi, yes, Now you know how it
is when you, for some reason, you get bombarded with
ads when you're online and you're whatever. She keeps getting
Dan Gandhi keeps getting ads from companies that help you

(14:03):
bleach your anal hair.

Speaker 15 (14:05):
What, yeah, it, I send it to Elvis because I
thought people didn't believe me about what was happening.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I remember it used to be bleaching. Now it's zapping.
It's anal hair self zapping.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
You look like maybe now you sure?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I sure have not.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Okay, so we're talking about it.

Speaker 15 (14:25):
I get maybe at some point I don't know what
goes on in this room that my phone hears. Maybe
that's what it is because we were having a conversation about.

Speaker 17 (14:31):
Something along those lines not too long ago.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I guess next time you're not in the room when
we need you, we'll just pick up your phone and
start seeing things like that my anal hair.

Speaker 17 (14:41):
It's already in there.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Yeah, now it's going to be in all our phones.
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
So?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (14:46):
It's a little a laser thing for your anal hand.

Speaker 15 (14:50):
It's a handheld. It's a handheld. No, it's a handheld
laser laser thing. But the graphics for it?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Do you imungine on your shower wall?

Speaker 15 (14:59):
Think you could try all of these things? I don't
think you are prevented from sitting on it.

Speaker 21 (15:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Here it is like a suction cup on it. How
does that work?

Speaker 17 (15:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (15:07):
I haven't gotten it. I just add because I was like,
what in the hell have I been searching? Because it
is harassing me, targeted ads for removing your booty hair.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
I wonder if it hurts?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well know, when Gandhi tries it, I want to bolt
it to the headboard.

Speaker 17 (15:21):
Doubt it?

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Could you put it with the bidet and like, do
two things.

Speaker 17 (15:24):
There's water and electricity one and we'll get who's on them?
Who's doing it?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Gandhi?

Speaker 17 (15:33):
Is she's taken care of?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
You don't have any hair?

Speaker 17 (15:37):
I don't think so, hopefully not if people did their job.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
My girlfriend went the other day to get like the
Brazilian wax, and she found a mole because we've been
talking a lot about moles lately, in a place that
normally you wouldn't find one.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
So she's going to get it checked.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
And if she hadn't gotten a Brazilian wax, she said,
you would never have found that mole.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
First of all, I think can grow anywhere.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah yeah, so yeah, so you should expect them in
the least expected place.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
So you should look.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone
tap all.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about?

Speaker 22 (16:13):
Hannah emailed us wanting to play a phone tap on
her dad Martin. Now, Martin's been letting his daughter Hannah
borrow his car from time to time, and Hannah's been
also borrowing it without him knowing from time to time too,
So now would be the perfect time to phone tap
Dad Martin and let him know something's.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Up with this car. You don't mess with a guy's
car or dad's car.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, we'll see what happens in Garrett two.

Speaker 21 (16:36):
Hi, Yeah, I'm looking for a Martin. Yeahs I'm with
you near towing.

Speaker 23 (16:42):
But yeah, this is Martin. How can I help you?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You own a two thousand and nine black Corvette.

Speaker 23 (16:50):
Yes, I do, all right.

Speaker 21 (16:51):
I just want to let you know that we repossessed
it earlier this morning.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
What do you mean you repossessed it.

Speaker 21 (16:58):
We repossessed the car for the of tickets against you
on your car.

Speaker 10 (17:03):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 23 (17:04):
I don't have any tickets on my car.

Speaker 21 (17:05):
You have outstanding amount of tickets, as I've been told
by the police, So they had us repossess your car.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
We have it in our lockup. If you want to
come and pick it up.

Speaker 21 (17:14):
It's gonna be three hundred dollars cash.

Speaker 23 (17:18):
I don't have tickets on that car? Why would you
repossess it? But I don't understand what you're talking about.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Thal you let's have the wrong guy.

Speaker 21 (17:24):
No, your name's Martin correct? Yes, you live at fifty
three sales.

Speaker 10 (17:30):
Yes, that's right, all right.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
We have your car, sir, We have your car.

Speaker 21 (17:33):
I just want to let you know that it was
repossessed this morning in front of the Short Hills Mall.

Speaker 23 (17:38):
In front of the Short Hills Mall. What's my car
doing at the Short Hills Mall?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't know, sir, Just let you know. So are
you gonna be paying in cash? Credit? Or when do
you expect to pick it up?

Speaker 23 (17:49):
Where were you guys located? Where were you at?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Hannay you there?

Speaker 18 (17:53):
Oh my god, I'm gonna be in so much trouble.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
So here's what I want you to do.

Speaker 21 (17:57):
We're gonna call him back, and I want you to
act like you have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 18 (18:01):
Okay, he's calling me right now.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Just let that go to voicemail. We'll call him right
back from here.

Speaker 24 (18:05):
Okay, Okay, Hello, yeah, hello, Hannah.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Let's talk.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
What am I getting a call about?

Speaker 23 (18:12):
The car has been been be posessed. It was in
front of the mall.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
So I'm heading back to the car right now.

Speaker 23 (18:17):
There's no car to head back to. Annah. What do
you mean they took the car away, Hannah?

Speaker 18 (18:22):
Because okay, I just parted like that handicapped spot for
like a few minutes. I just had to grab something
really quick or a handicapps spot.

Speaker 9 (18:28):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 23 (18:29):
Yeah sure, Oh, no big deal, except when the police
car comes.

Speaker 18 (18:32):
Byke Oh good, I thought it was stolen.

Speaker 23 (18:37):
You thought it was stolen.

Speaker 10 (18:38):
You know it's been missing.

Speaker 18 (18:41):
Yeah, but I, well, I didn't. I didn't want to
tell you.

Speaker 12 (18:48):
Well, what do you really want to tell me?

Speaker 18 (18:49):
It's like that, because I wanted to make sure that
I really wasn't there.

Speaker 23 (18:55):
You went the way you last left it, and it
wasn't there. So what did that tell you? That really
wasn't there?

Speaker 8 (18:59):
Well?

Speaker 10 (19:00):
Oh, I went on, why didn't you call me?

Speaker 23 (19:03):
You got to go collect money on Facebook things they have.
You got to start one of those to.

Speaker 25 (19:07):
Get three hundred dollars.

Speaker 23 (19:08):
Dash, it's three hundred dollars and you're paying for it, Missy.

Speaker 18 (19:10):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, wood up all visit Dan.

Speaker 23 (19:14):
If it's not your fault, you're the one who.

Speaker 10 (19:16):
Had the car?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
What what?

Speaker 10 (19:17):
What?

Speaker 23 (19:17):
What's wrong with you? You bang ahead.

Speaker 18 (19:21):
Into the wall or something in another sie?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Where are you?

Speaker 10 (19:25):
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Hannah?

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What do I want?

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What are you doing right now?

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I want tomorrow anywhere?

Speaker 10 (19:37):
sEH you're shopping?

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He said, you don't have any money, but you're shopping.

Speaker 18 (19:43):
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Speaker 23 (19:44):
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I'll tell you might want to get something other than sandals.

Speaker 23 (19:47):
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need to go to.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
I want to know where you Where are you?

Speaker 18 (19:53):
I'm coming to get you right now?

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You moron Martin?

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the morning. Martin, you just got a phone taped by
your daughter bone tap.

Speaker 23 (20:05):
It's a nice spend your time, nothing better to do?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Where is my car? Right now?

Speaker 23 (20:10):
It's this is how you get to Jolly's over there.

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Speaker 1 (20:33):
I just put the I put the thought into it, thinking,
who am I having a beef with that I really
should talk to again? Yeah, I can't think of anyone.
Is there someone you can remind me without telling.

Speaker 17 (20:42):
Me out loud you're having a beef with?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah. A beef is a mutual Like they have a
problem with me, I have a problem with them, so
we mutual.

Speaker 15 (20:50):
That's the tough part because I feel like a lot
of times we have beef with people who.

Speaker 17 (20:53):
Don't have a beef with us.

Speaker 15 (20:55):
They just did something they were supposed to. Yeah, and
we're like holding this flame, like I hate you.

Speaker 16 (21:01):
I've got one sided beat beabs a one sided beaver.
I've got a one sided beef with somebody who we
all know, and I just but I have no intent
on working it out with that person, zero whatsoever.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
Hello, Danielle, how are you doing?

Speaker 18 (21:14):
I'm good.

Speaker 28 (21:15):
How are you doing?

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Very well?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
So who are you beefing with? Tell me the story.

Speaker 28 (21:20):
I am beefing with my sister in law.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
When's the last time you talked to your sister in law?

Speaker 28 (21:26):
It's been over five years.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Oh, that's a bee. Now is she beefing back?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I mean, does she have a problem with you as
you have a problem with her.

Speaker 28 (21:35):
Well, I confront her about it and she pretty much
denied everything. So I mean, I just have absolutely nothing
to say to her because she won't admit what she
basically tried to ruin my marriage with my husband, telling
him that I was cheating on him, that I was

(21:55):
going around behind his back, which is absolutely not true.
And she knew that that was like his hot button,
that that was what it would take to get him
to leave me, and luckily he chose to believe me.
And I mean I see her every two weeks at
his family night and we have yet to speak in
five years.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Wow. Now, so this is your set up in the
family tree here. She's married to your brother, she is.

Speaker 28 (22:24):
Married to my brother, my husband's brothers.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Okay, okay, wow yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
So do you think do you think it's time to
move on? Or is this just is this a beef
that just can't be unbeefed? Unboofed? What's the word? Unboofed?

Speaker 29 (22:40):
Like?

Speaker 18 (22:41):
What do you think I'll tell you?

Speaker 28 (22:44):
If she would just say she's sorry, I would gladly
because we both have children around the same age, and
I mean they play with each other, you know, at
the family night.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
And does the whole family know that you guys are
in this situation.

Speaker 12 (23:00):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, So it's kind of weird for everyone. Yeah, I
don't know, but she's right.

Speaker 16 (23:04):
That's the whole thing is that if the person that
I have a beef with, if he would say I'm sorry,
I realized that I was wrong and I wasn't nice,
then I would get over it. But he's never going
to say that, so then it's never going.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
To be over well, right, And does she still does
your sister in law firmly still believe that you cheated
on your husband and that you should have been called out?

Speaker 28 (23:24):
You know, I don't really know. I mean she's kind
of let it go, so I mean I guess. I mean,
she's kind of proven herself to the entire family to
be pretty unstable.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
So okay, there you go.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
You know what's kind of weird about this.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It seems like after five years, the original beef is
now a different beef. It was anger and it was
being very upset five years ago, and now it's just
like I just don't.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
Want anything to do with them. It's well aged beef.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
It is.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
It's well aged beef.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
It is.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I don't know. I guess this is a situation where
there probably isn't an end to this.

Speaker 17 (23:58):
It's always going to.

Speaker 15 (23:59):
Be like this, And I also always want to know,
like what was the route, what started all of it?

Speaker 17 (24:03):
Why didn't she like you in the first place? What
did you do?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Well? Yeah, why did she have a problem with you?
It's just like people like that. All right, Well, good
luck with that, Danielle. This is a card we cannot
pull out of the mud. I wish, I wish I
could here. Let me get unsquashable. Are you're right? Hello?
Is this Cambrey? Yeah, so you had beef with someone
for three years, so you'd never talked to them again,

(24:25):
and it was like really ugly.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
But now you guys are You're cool?

Speaker 23 (24:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 30 (24:31):
We're like great friends. She's my boss actually, and I
feel like I can talk to her about anything too,
like I have her on my phone as like mom. Honestly,
she she has been life changing for me ever since
I came back to her. And honestly, we had a
falling out a few years ago and we don't really.

Speaker 31 (24:48):
Even remember what it was. About we we just finally we.

Speaker 30 (24:50):
Met back up at a we're horse trainers together, so
we met back up later on, and.

Speaker 31 (24:57):
Yeah, she's changed.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
My life for the better, honestly, that so there is
there is. I love the fact that you guys had
such a serious, sloppy fight and you don't even remember why.

Speaker 32 (25:06):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, Well there you go.

Speaker 8 (25:09):
See.

Speaker 17 (25:09):
I think if you don't remember why, then you should
squash it.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
But if you have a.

Speaker 15 (25:13):
Vivid memory about this is why you upset me and
I can't get over it, like myself.

Speaker 17 (25:18):
Allowed to continue.

Speaker 31 (25:20):
I mean we did, we.

Speaker 30 (25:21):
Really did, but honestly, later on, we just realized that
there's really no point in holding a grudge about it.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So I got it.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Yeah, Frog, It's like the person I have a beef with.

Speaker 16 (25:30):
I found out a lot of other people don't like him,
and they have beef with him too, So then that
makes that verifies that I don't like him and that
other people don't like him.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
So then therefore then then I'm right by not.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Liking Okay, gotcha, I think nobody else likes him, I know,
but gotta be a reason. Yeah, poor guy, I'm always
the guy who always befriends the people everyone else hates.

Speaker 17 (25:51):
Oh, don't do that, like Nate, for instance.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I love Nate. I love Nate.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
Nate, I'm the only one that likes you. I know, Cambrey,
thanks for calling.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
And so it's okay, it's okay to I mean, who
was the first to like stop stop the fight between
you two?

Speaker 12 (26:08):
Honestly?

Speaker 31 (26:09):
I walked up to her a horse show and I.

Speaker 33 (26:11):
Was like, Hey, how you been?

Speaker 30 (26:13):
But she was always really great about whenever we met
out that horse shows, she'd always be like like, hey, hope,
everything's going good. Just for three years, it was kind
of we just weren't talking. It was just a mutual
agreement to not be in touch with each other.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Yeah, but did you actually have the conversation?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Hey? Why were we mad at each other? I mean?

Speaker 7 (26:28):
Or did you just let it go and move on?

Speaker 10 (26:31):
I walked up to her.

Speaker 30 (26:32):
I finally texted her one day and I'd apologized and
I was like, I'm so sorry for everything that happened,
and I really wish that I still had you around.
And she was like, you know what, come back and
work for me.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
I was like, wow, I liked that, right, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
See happy ending there, all right, Cambriy, beef can be
resolved or dissolved. What do you do with beef? And
I love that you had beef, but you work with horses.
There's some weird creepy going on there. Thanks for calling,
cambri Yeah, thanks so much. Now, Yes, I have a beef.

Speaker 15 (27:02):
Actually it's it's one sided, and it's a beef toward me,
but I would like to squash it.

Speaker 17 (27:05):
With an ex boyfriend of mine.

Speaker 15 (27:07):
I wish that we could just be friends and be
cool and like a good place, like, hey, hey, what's
going on. We don't need to have long conversations. But
I'm positive that if I ran into him today, he
would walk the other way or run or scream McCall nine.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Yeah, because he knows he does something wrong.

Speaker 17 (27:20):
Maybe that's what it is. But I would like to
squash that one.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Hello Stormy, Hey, we're going to go through this quickly,
but I had to get you on here because this
happens a lot. When you think you're doing the right
thing to help out someone else who you feel is
being cheated.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
On or whatever, you end up being the anime always.
So you're beefing with your own brother, your flesh and blood.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Because you caught his fiance cheating on him, and you
confronted her, and now your.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Brother hates you.

Speaker 23 (27:43):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (27:43):
Oh no because you got involved.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (27:47):
Well, she was sitting on his like this other guy's
lep at the movie theater, like in our hometown.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
So who shit some people's laps at a movie theater?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
What's up with that?

Speaker 17 (27:56):
Weirdos?

Speaker 10 (27:57):
I know, I'm like trashy much?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Okay, So you confronted her and then she went to
your brother and then he said screw you, and then
he went further.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
He ended up calling the police on you.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Yeah, because he.

Speaker 10 (28:09):
Said I was harassing her, and like, I said one
thing to her at the theater and then I texted
him and I stamped my ass down because I didn't
want to start a fight at the movie. They already
paid for my ticket.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
What movie? Was it?

Speaker 10 (28:22):
A zombie land?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Ah?

Speaker 7 (28:25):
No, wonder you're fighting?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
All right? Well, thank you, Stormy. Are you ever going
to be friends with your brother again? Or did he
marry her?

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (28:34):
Not yet, but I really hope he doesn't because this
isn't the first time we've caught her cheating on him.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
So wow, all right, Well, sometimes your brother has to
learn his own lesson, you got to stay out. You
know what I found every time I've tried to try
to help someone I see being wronged, I end up
being yelled at. Yes, I'm the enemy, So you got
sometimes you got to let people learn their lesson. Stormy
a best of luck and go see better movies. And
thanks for listening to ye.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
All right, take it easy.

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Speaker 1 (29:45):
Okay, interesting text that came through from David online nineteen.
Let's go see hi to David. Hello David, Hello, is
it working?

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Can you hear us?

Speaker 35 (29:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (29:57):
I can get you as.

Speaker 36 (29:59):
You d.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
What yeah, we hear you. Just fine, You're great. I
can hear you now. Okay, I'm glad you got that
out of the way. Okay, So, David, I'm gonna read
your text. It says, Hi, my name is David. I'm
a construction worker and I do only fans and stand
up comedy on the side, not as a hustle, but
just for fun. And nobody really knows. Well, let me

(30:23):
ask you this, David, stand up comedy. There are usually
people you know watching you and know who you are,
and only fans. Maybe someone would recognize you unless you're
like not putting your face on there. How does this work?
And how does this work for you? And staying anonymous
at the same time.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
I don't get it.

Speaker 37 (30:40):
I mean I don't hide it, but I don't go
around work like, hey, you want to see me naked?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I do. Okay, let's start. Hold on, let's start with
a stand up comedy thing. I mean, so you what
got you into that? And do you do? Like do
they hire you? I mean, are you on the bill that?
Oh my god, David's in our club this weekend?

Speaker 37 (31:05):
Uh So I went to a couple open mics just
with some friends. I was like, you know what, I think,
I'm pretty funny. I could probably do this, and then
I found out that you really can't unless you're actually funny.
So I started. I started one or two of mics a.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Week a month, I mean, and.

Speaker 37 (31:22):
Then I've opened for a couple of local shows. But
I don't really put it out there until I started
getting more consistent reactions.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Wow, you know what we're learning from you so far
is you have confidence. It takes a lot of confidence
to get on a stage and try to be funny,
and confidence to go naked on only fans. You really do?

Speaker 7 (31:45):
I mean, have you always been a confident, go getting
kind of guy?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh?

Speaker 37 (31:49):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 23 (31:52):
No.

Speaker 37 (31:53):
In high school, I was six two, like one hundred
and thirty pounds. I was scared of strong breezes and angry.

Speaker 17 (32:00):
So can I ask does your family know that you
do this?

Speaker 37 (32:07):
I mean, if they asked, hey, man, so what are
you doing?

Speaker 32 (32:10):
Aside?

Speaker 37 (32:11):
What do you really want to know?

Speaker 38 (32:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (32:13):
Sure, I'll hint around it, and if they keep asking,
I'll tell them I was raised questions you don't want
to answers to.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
There you go. You are You're from Oklahoma, I'm from Texas.
We live in the land of denial down there, and
that's safer that way.

Speaker 15 (32:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gandhi, what okay, David, do you have
with with whatever it is that you're doing on OnlyFans
like a specialty?

Speaker 17 (32:33):
I know there are little subcategories of what people are h.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
So, uh I would I'm.

Speaker 37 (32:42):
Going to refer to as a soft dom in the
kink community.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay, okay, wait wait, hold on, hold back up, a
soft dom in the kink community. Is that what you said?

Speaker 37 (32:53):
Okay, yes, that's exactly what I said.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, okay, okay, yes, sir, yes, sir, Please don't make
me okay, beat me, but softly, all right, go ahead,
go ahead.

Speaker 37 (33:04):
And so it's it's less about you know, the impact
or anything like. It's it's more about willingly giving up control.
And so I'll do voice recordings like as Mr but
a little bit spicier. And then I've gotten some pretty

(33:24):
specific requests.

Speaker 39 (33:26):
I was like, I don't know if I.

Speaker 27 (33:28):
Like this, but the check cleared.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Okay, okay, okay, Well, as long as you're comfortable and
you're in control. You know, we have another friend of
a friend of the show, the squirrel Guy. Yeah, yeah,
we got to know him. Because he was friendly with
a pet squirrel. He would And now he's on only
fans as well. You know, doing stuff, I mean only

(33:49):
fans is very unique. Do you do You do a
great business with only fans?

Speaker 10 (33:53):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Are you make him some change?

Speaker 40 (33:55):
Uh?

Speaker 37 (33:56):
So, my my profile is actually free. I only charge
if it's like real weird or really custom.

Speaker 10 (34:02):
I really do to do it. It's not a hupful.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I do it for fun. Okay, that's interesting. You only
do it.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
You do it for fun. But if they want something
very specific, you will go, well that's going to cost you.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Okay, right, I get it.

Speaker 37 (34:15):
I guess something I'm gonna do anyway, Like eventually I'm like,
oh yeah, should I'll just I'll just move up the timeline.
But if it's something that I was never gonna do,
like on my own, I'm like, all, you know, here,
here's the estimate for that.

Speaker 10 (34:27):
Here's your quote.

Speaker 7 (34:28):
Well I don't know, David.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
David, you know as your agent, you're given you're giving
away the milk for free. Here, So question yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Well, okay, the first question is, if you can answer
this in a clean way, what was the craziest thing
anybody's ever asked you to do and have you ever
turned anything down?

Speaker 31 (34:51):
Uh?

Speaker 23 (34:52):
Yes.

Speaker 37 (34:52):
The thing I turned down is they wanted me.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
To role play as their dad. Oh okay.

Speaker 37 (35:00):
And I was like, well, that's not going to be
a thing, but I do anytime soon ever.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Okay, okay, okay, So you turn that down?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
And then, uh, the.

Speaker 37 (35:15):
The weirdest thing. They wanted me to be a wizard
and then to be an orc in the in the
recording and just basically.

Speaker 14 (35:28):
Fantasy degradation.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Oh boy, and uh that's deeply psychological stuff.

Speaker 37 (35:34):
Oh yeah, I was. It took me a minute to
wrap my head around how I would even think about
doing that one. But they seemed happy with it, and
they said they might want another one. So I'm uh.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (35:51):
So follow up questions that to be the wizard? How
much did you charge?

Speaker 37 (36:00):
I guess I think I asked them for fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh wow, that's a bargain in mind, Like, well, okay,
as we as we talk to you, David, a lot
of people are texting in wanting to know your your
your name on on only fans. So I mean you
know that if we if we put it out there,
you're gonna get a lot of response and and and
I don't mind that at all, but I just I
just want to make sure we're not sending them to

(36:24):
some place that's going to frighten them.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
It sounds like in like a wizard, you know, uh
be my daddy.

Speaker 10 (36:31):
Way.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
But if it sounds like you're you're totally cool, and
I don't know she should we would you mind giving
it to us?

Speaker 18 (36:41):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
It's hold on, let me get my pen hold on,
all right, okay, go right ahead.

Speaker 37 (36:48):
Yeah, it's shrimp underscore salad.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Shrimp, Oh god, oh, shrimp salad. Now, why did you
choose shrimp under Why?

Speaker 40 (36:58):
David?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
David?

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Why did you choose shrimp underscore a salad?

Speaker 38 (37:04):
Oh?

Speaker 37 (37:04):
Comedy of everything?

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, by the way, let
me just make it really clear.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
David is his own dude, We're not under he's not
under contract with us. We're not under a contract with him.
You go there on your own, your own, uh, your own. Okay,
we'll just leave it at that. And well, okay, what
Gandhi's looking?

Speaker 15 (37:27):
Hold on, I'm trying to find him. I don't I've
never really used only fans before. But we're going to
give this a shot.

Speaker 26 (37:32):
I have to make an account.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
I'll take you about ten minutes to register.

Speaker 17 (37:35):
Oh I can't just hit a preview, this is nonsense.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Well I have one. Let me check it out to
hit the miners off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, credit card exactly, exactly. Well, look,
we wish all the luck in the world to you.
I find this fascinating, by the way. I think it's great.
And you said that you were a very very shy
kid growing up. Again, to get on stage and try
to be funny in a comedy club and be able

(37:59):
to turn the camera on and do things for people
like that while you're naked, that takes a lot of confidence,
I think. And so give yourself some credit there, you know.
And I'm a radio star, so there's that too, SUPERSTARID.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Oh my gosh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Let's add that to the list as last question.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yes, please already for somebody who maybe wanted to do
this on the side, like you know, what can you
make like in a year, say.

Speaker 37 (38:24):
Just what do you think my fiance did it? And
she would make you know, between five hundred or you know,
three thousand a month, depending on what on what the
order she got in on what request she got and
then there's the big people that you know, the average
person that I seem like visit as a career. They
make enough, you know, for their bills and some comfort,

(38:45):
maybe a trip or two because they have they have
the time for them to do that, because they can
still work on their trip. But people that are like
make it, they make hundreds of millions, they make well, yeah,
they may call many many a million.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Well, David, it's been a pleasure speaking with you, and
there you go. Shrimp underscore salad. At the at the
end of the day, we always have to make a
list of what we did, what we talked about and
under the guests on the.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
Show today was David shrimp underscore salad. I'm very proud
of this.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I love it.

Speaker 23 (39:17):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
And when you wake up to Elvis Drain in the
morning shows in.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
The morning show, have ben have you ever been stood
up for a date before?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Like you sat there and waited and waited, and you
just realized at some point it's time to go.

Speaker 20 (39:37):
Yeah, yess horrible, repeated to the work Yeah. So you
know the person that was sitting to our left. They
arrived about fifteen twenty minutes after we did. And it
was a guy and he was sitting alone, and it
was a table for two, and so he was sitting
there and he got himself a drink and the table
next to him was or the seat next to him
was empty in front of him, and he just kept
sitting there and sitting there and like, this doesn't look good.

(39:58):
And then he got on his phone with the phone
into his ear and somebody obviously didn't pick up because
he didn't say anything, and he was on a date
and he.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Got stood up. So we're sitting there and we're like,
do we say something? Do we invite him to our table?

Speaker 21 (40:14):
You know?

Speaker 20 (40:14):
And then so we ended up just striking up a
conversation with the guy, and we didn't bring up exactly
what was going on, which was pretty obvious.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
I'm glad you didn't. Yeah, and let me ask you,
did you stood up tonight?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I mean, what's going on? Yeah?

Speaker 20 (40:29):
So, but we we tried to, you know, we chatted
with him about how our meals were and but you know,
we we felt bad because obviously he had plans that
didn't turn out the way he wanted.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
So we just did it whatever we could without pointing
out the obvious.

Speaker 10 (40:43):
You know.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Very much.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
So I stood up someone for a date once, but
I it was my f up. I messed up.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I had the wrong the wrong date, and so I
didn't go, and so I was I was on that
person's list and never saw them again. And even though
you apologize left and right, I'm a mistake. I'm sorry
I had you for Thursday rather than Wednesday. I just
totally you know, you know how it gets crazy? Yeah,
I know, but it was. It was a one chance deal,
one strike, you're out. I'm like, okay, well, you know,

(41:11):
I didn't know them anyway. But I felt like a
total jackass because I was so rude, because I can't
imagine what it feels like to be sitting there.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
But at least you apologize. Other people wouldn't even do that.
They would just be like, oh, well ghosted, yeah, this
ghost them.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 38 (41:26):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, it would be really tough standing people up.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
It happens, especially if you don't want to tell them no.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
It's so rude though, at today's day and age.

Speaker 20 (41:36):
I mean, it's one thing if you can't get to
a phone to communicate with someone, but you could send
a text like, I'm sorry, I can't make it.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Something else came up last second. Yeah, in there, poor guy,
and the last thing you wants to do is talk
about Well, you know, I'll be honest with the reason
I'm here alone. I had someone coming to meet me
and they're not showing up and I can't get them
on the phone. And yeah, yeah, line twenties Ashley was
going out on an internet date and they didn't show up, right,

(42:04):
What happened Ashley?

Speaker 32 (42:06):
You know, honestly, like I should have known this was
gonna happen because he was so weird. He's like, I've
never done this before. I've never met anyone in the internet.
I'm like, dude, get me fine, Like I'm not a
serial killer like me, It's gonna be all right. Well,
you know, but so I show up at this place
and it's like the best fishen ships in Connecticut, legitimately

(42:28):
in my town.

Speaker 26 (42:29):
I look great.

Speaker 32 (42:30):
I sit down ten minutes, fifteen minutes, I'm like this
suche bag is totally stand me up. And I talked
to the bartender, who's super cool, and I'm like, yeah,
I got stood up for the first time first Internet.
And she's like, oh, my god, the internet dating is horrible.
We start talking, I order food, she calms me a shot.
Actually turned out it's a really great day, and then

(42:50):
we ended up being friendly. So now when I go
in there, I'm like, hey, what's up?

Speaker 9 (42:56):
And she's like, hey, how.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
Are you doing?

Speaker 31 (42:57):
Like how dating?

Speaker 32 (42:59):
Everything like that? Okay, actually, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Sort of glad it turned out the way it did.
It would actually turned up better most likely. He sounds
like a flake. And on top of that, you're the
best fishing ships in Connecticut. You had a comp shot
and you have a new friend.

Speaker 32 (43:13):
Hello, totally and now like I'm in a relationship. We've
been together over a year.

Speaker 13 (43:18):
Like now it's really good.

Speaker 32 (43:20):
But yeah, it was like I guess if you date
enough you have to get stood up right, Yeah, of.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Course hello, back up, back up, the most important part.
What's the best fish and ship place in the Connecticut?

Speaker 32 (43:32):
Well that's the beatable But it's this like dive bar
and Milford And now I'm like, bring.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
The parting on the name, but okay, we'll find it.

Speaker 32 (43:41):
I'll remember it. But yeah, it's really every year after day.
But sign now I shouldn't remember the name texted to.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Us because I love fish and chips, and look see,
sometimes it's best that they don't turn up.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
There's all there's a meme going around now, and I
don't remember off the top of my head. I'm gonna
I'm gonna paraphrase it is. Uh, it happened. Aren't you
glad it? Did you know?

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Read this again?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
It happened, maybe not the way you wanted it to,
but aren't you glad it happened that way? And so
there you have it.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
See what you got?

Speaker 27 (44:14):
So Timothy emailed us wanting to phone tap his dad,
who owns a potato chip distribution route. So, in other words,
his dad delivers cases of chips to stores around the neighborhood,
and some days Timothy does the job for his dad.
So Timothy's going to start the call to his father
about an issue he's having on the route.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Didn't I do this same phone tap before?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
We tried this once before with a cookie route with
temperchformed cookie take a chips. I bet yours is much
better than mine. All right, Well, let's see how scary
he does.

Speaker 14 (44:42):
Here we go, Hello Dad, Yeah, listen, we're gonna talk
to you about something. There's a problem here.

Speaker 18 (44:53):
What's the problem.

Speaker 14 (44:55):
Uh, well, I'm over delivering it, you know, delivering the ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I didn't lock the box truck the back of it
and it was just swiping swide open and uh but
so what happened?

Speaker 21 (45:08):
I went back there and it's just a mess factor,
you know that like.

Speaker 14 (45:12):
Half the sour cream regard.

Speaker 18 (45:13):
No one got in the truck.

Speaker 14 (45:15):
Yeah, clearly.

Speaker 18 (45:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (45:16):
I mean, christ say, cheese it.

Speaker 14 (45:20):
They really tore it up back here, though, I don't
know why or what. Polarly, where did they?

Speaker 10 (45:24):
How do they do that? How did they get out
of the How long will you part there?

Speaker 14 (45:30):
I mean I'm long, you know, I know Rudy in
the store and they're just talking a little bit about whatever.

Speaker 10 (45:34):
Way, But are you trying to tell me you went
in there and you're yacking away and the back of the.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Truck is open.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I mean, what am I gonna do?

Speaker 14 (45:43):
Not talk to anybody all day?

Speaker 41 (45:44):
Will you wake up?

Speaker 14 (45:46):
Secure the vehicle?

Speaker 10 (45:47):
Then you go in and make make the arrangement and
just write them back out there? Damn it.

Speaker 23 (45:53):
Maybe I might want to tell you I see that
he's like his shopping carts like full of chips.

Speaker 18 (45:58):
Oh my god, I got ship.

Speaker 41 (46:01):
Yeah, I'm going to talk to you.

Speaker 18 (46:02):
Get my hot chip, so and get away. Oh, let
them get away?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
How you want?

Speaker 14 (46:09):
Hey, listen, man, did you go back to my truck?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Who are you?

Speaker 25 (46:14):
These aren't these aren't free.

Speaker 14 (46:15):
You need to pay for these.

Speaker 18 (46:16):
These are mine if you just take the chips. Just
take the chips away from it. Oh what are you
getting here eating your chips?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Why are you blocking my way?

Speaker 18 (46:26):
You're only seventy five for that bag of chips that
you're eating right now?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
What use all your chips using my chips?

Speaker 18 (46:32):
What are you doing?

Speaker 34 (46:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Wait, these doritos are.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Good seventy five?

Speaker 18 (46:35):
Say are you out of your mind? Take the chips
away from.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
My shopping clot This is my clock, he's my chip.

Speaker 18 (46:41):
What are you doing for these chips?

Speaker 10 (46:43):
They're not your, they're mine.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
He's got their door.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
They just take the chick.

Speaker 21 (46:46):
Yeah, what if I open up every bag in here
and start eating every single one of them.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
They're not your chips anymore. These freedoms look great.

Speaker 18 (46:53):
Don't get with chips.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
I can't.

Speaker 18 (46:55):
I want to put this guy discuss them in the
back of the gamp back in the dam.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Didn't get away from me. These are my son chips.

Speaker 14 (47:11):
Get away.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
A Colossi.

Speaker 9 (47:21):
Chip you.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I didn't steal nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.
These are my son chips, my doritos, those chips right now,
you these cheese doodles are very good.

Speaker 41 (47:37):
I'm coming down.

Speaker 12 (47:39):
I'm hearing me.

Speaker 10 (47:40):
Sorry if that so well.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Pretzels. Speaking of pretzels, I think I have these rode
gold with butter. I'm gonna open up some of those.
How do I know that you didn't steal these chips?

Speaker 27 (47:52):
First, ter me, I'm sitting here in the studio with
chips that I bought from the vending machine. Because you've
been phone tapped. My name is Gary Jones and Melvis
Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Why are you doing to me the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 27 (48:16):
This phone tab was prerecorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
The Elvis Daran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
It's now time for our yearly round of I Gotta
be Honest with a bonus. This year we're also giving
unpopular opinions. I'm gonna start off my unpopular opinion. I
like to leave the butter out of the refrigerator, and
it always has to be room temperature. Good for you,

(49:02):
it is, it's always ready to spread. Yes, just like you, Nate.
I will tell you.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Every time I tell people I leave the butter out,
because I do, they do.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
They have that same reaction. There's nothing wrong with it.
It's not gonna go bad because we eat it way
too fast. But that's my I know it's it's lame,
but that's my unpopular opinion. Leave the butter out, don't
put it in the refrigerator. I have another one. I don't.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
I don't like comic movies, comic magazine movies like like.

Speaker 17 (49:34):
The Marvel, Marvel and DC.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
No, don't like them.

Speaker 17 (49:38):
That's fine. Wow, whatever, what Everyone's allowed to be wrong
every now and then.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
And now, let's be honest. Let's be honest to each other.
Let's be honest about things that we feel are overrated.
Whatever you want to do, let's see. Uh, Hello is
this Mariah? Yes it is, Hey Mariah.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
Okay, So you have an unpopular opinion, and every time
you give it, your.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Friends pummel you don't you hate that you're allowed to
have an opinion, But what is your opinion?

Speaker 7 (50:09):
That is very unpopular?

Speaker 10 (50:11):
I think sushi is one of the grossest things ever.

Speaker 24 (50:15):
Okay, well me too, Okay, but I mean I almost
threw up at the table and couldn't finish.

Speaker 18 (50:24):
My dinner after that.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Your opinion, it's wrong, But she can have he repent.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
I know.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
But here's the thing, Mariah.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Do you sit down to dinner with people and they
eat sushi and you go ew gross, that's disgusting.

Speaker 15 (50:37):
No, I mean they eat it, they eat it.

Speaker 36 (50:39):
Well, I'm the only person I know but doesn't like it.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
We No, No, Daniel didn't like it.

Speaker 23 (50:43):
I do.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I do it for everything that My girlfriend has mayo
in her fridge and I'm like, that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Why do you stop it? Stop yuck in my young right?

Speaker 8 (50:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (50:53):
You're not alone.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
There are a lot of people who don't like sushi,
and that's totally fine. Hello, Kayley, Hi, Kaylee. Opinion of yours?

Speaker 29 (51:01):
What is it?

Speaker 10 (51:02):
I cannot stand Christmas music.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
I can't like it's so competitive.

Speaker 42 (51:10):
It all sounds the same.

Speaker 21 (51:12):
I know, I.

Speaker 10 (51:18):
Love it Christmas, but I just don't like the music.

Speaker 7 (51:21):
Okay, all right, so she doesn't like Christmas.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Thank you. I still love you, Kayley. It's all good.
It's honesty day, Corey. What's your unpopular What is your
unpopular opinion? You stayed on a whole a long time
to give us this, so you must really stand behind it.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
What is it I did?

Speaker 11 (51:38):
First of all, I'm so excited that I got through.
I can't even get over this.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
So hello, hello, all right, so your unpopular opinion and
people yell at you when you give it go ahead?

Speaker 43 (51:47):
Yes that I could not stand the movie A Sorry
is Born.

Speaker 10 (51:51):
It was so boring. I could not get through it.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Wow, Yeah, what what? Gandhi?

Speaker 17 (51:58):
I one hundred percent agree with you why.

Speaker 10 (52:01):
It was so boring?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
And you know what, I don't mean to like offend anybody.

Speaker 10 (52:05):
I know that they work very hard of the movie,
and I love Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper.

Speaker 26 (52:09):
I just was not feeling it.

Speaker 10 (52:10):
It was so boring.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Oh can I add to it?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
What?

Speaker 6 (52:13):
I hate the song from the movie You Do. I
hated it when it came out and I hate it
now we got that. I love you to death, but
I can't even listen.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Okay, So, Cory, Cory, Corey, giving your opinion and saying
you don't like The Star Is Born is one thing.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
The other thing is when people start yelling at.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
You for having that opagion. I mean, did your friends
give you a Hell?

Speaker 31 (52:35):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I was actually my friend.

Speaker 44 (52:37):
I asked her what she saw it before me, and
I said, hey, you know, am I gonna like it?

Speaker 10 (52:40):
I don't like boring movies. She said, no, it's not born.
You're gonna love it. So I'm texting her through it.

Speaker 24 (52:44):
I'm like, I can't believe you told me to watch
this stupid movie, right, I can't.

Speaker 10 (52:50):
Believe you was big that it's so good.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
They're so amazing, Cory, you didn't cry, I'm guessing, no,
my god, no, you know they glossed over the part
that should have been you know, a little more exciting,
in my.

Speaker 10 (53:01):
Opinion, exciting.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
What was that.

Speaker 12 (53:05):
Say?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
And I haven't seen the movie yet, we'll just say the.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
End, all right?

Speaker 38 (53:10):
Oh?

Speaker 31 (53:10):
I got you?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Got you?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
All right? Well, thank you, thank you, Corey. You're not alone, obviously,
but thank you for listening to us. All right, So
she doesn't like The Star is Born, but neither is gone.
Daniel hates the music. Hello, Alessia, Hi, Hello lady, Hello lady,
where are.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
You calling from?

Speaker 10 (53:28):
I am calling from central Texas town.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
It's called Temple to Fort Waco.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a Texan. I know all about it. Honey,
big de little little little little Yes, Dallas.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
Anyway, So what is your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Go ahead?

Speaker 17 (53:47):
My own pular opinion.

Speaker 36 (53:48):
Is I do not think christians.

Speaker 10 (53:49):
Worth is all that hot.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Excuse you, I know, but she said she's entitled to
her opinion. Song.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
So you don't find Chris Himsworth to be hot?

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 26 (54:01):
I like him a story, but I just do not
find him attractive like everybody else does.

Speaker 29 (54:06):
Yes, for me, it's about Tom Holland and that's my
people will.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Okay, you know what, And that's totally fine. But why
do people yell at people if they don't think Chris
him's Worth is hot?

Speaker 17 (54:18):
Well, that was just wrong.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
She stop it. It's not wrong. It's her opinion.

Speaker 11 (54:21):
Chris is hot.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
That's a fact, Alessia.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Uh. That that's totally fine. That that's it's a shorter
line for us to stand in. Alsia, thank you for listening.
You're you're all good. We're not judging? Hello, is this
is this? Shandon? Shandon?

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Shandon, Shandon, Right, you're right?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay, Hey, well so what was that? O?

Speaker 8 (54:44):
God?

Speaker 10 (54:44):
Good morning everybody?

Speaker 7 (54:46):
Morning, Good morning, Shandon? All right, what is your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 10 (54:50):
I think oreoles are discussing.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Oreos are disgusting.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Everybody.

Speaker 10 (54:57):
I never liked an oreole my kindergart Peter thought something.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Was wrong with me.

Speaker 10 (55:01):
I've never liked an oreal ever.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
WHOA, wow, all right, no problem, Shandon. You go on
hating oreos. That's totally fine.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
They look. See, we can live in a world where
we disagree but still be friends. And this is my point.
So when it comes to politics, you're gonna have an
unpopular opinion. No matter what your opinion is, it's okay
to disagree but still be friends. Do I make myself clear?

Speaker 29 (55:24):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (55:25):
Yes, yes, I don't know that I need friends with
the girl who doesn't like Chris Emsworth.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
What do you want to do here?

Speaker 10 (55:31):
Around me?

Speaker 5 (55:31):
You go around the room, get everybody else's on popular opinions?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Do you have a pop unpopular opinion? We went around
the room, and we'll go around the room again. Okay,
now what's your unpopular opinion? Gone?

Speaker 15 (55:41):
Okay, And I don't think all babies are cute and lovable,
that's it.

Speaker 17 (55:48):
I agree, some of them just need to stay away
from me. Just some of them.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
They're not they're not formed.

Speaker 17 (55:52):
Yeah, and when people are like everybody's cute, No, no,
they're not.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
All right, very good, Garrett. Do you have an unpopular opinion?

Speaker 21 (55:58):
I love what they do as an organization, but I
think girls scale cookies are overrated.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Okay, I gotta go all right, all right, a nether Okay,
there're no oreos, Froggy, what's your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 16 (56:11):
This is going to be very unpopular, But I think
Cardi b Is basically talentless. She's funny though it might
be funny, but she has no talent when it comes
to music.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Okay, all right, very unpopular opinion. And look, you know
not all of us agree with you, but where we
can still be friends, right, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Because they are so smart when it comes to marketing
and all these different.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Things to get themselves out there.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
They to me, are brilliant.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
All right. Anyone disagree or agreed, doesn't matter. We can
all agree to disagree scary. What's your unpopular opinion? I
love James.

Speaker 27 (56:53):
Cordon, but I hate and don't understand.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Srew that bit just spread people a car. I gotta
be honest. I think the first twenty times was good.
I think I think it's kind of played out.

Speaker 10 (57:15):
I agree.

Speaker 17 (57:16):
What about yours?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Oh come on, Yes, vaginas are gross, but we know.

Speaker 17 (57:32):
That's not a surprise.

Speaker 23 (57:33):
There.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I said it. I just said what I said, and
then I got a note from from Nate that says
I have one. I don't have a vagina. I have
a okay, what I have an unpopular opinion? What the chicken?
The Mona Lisa? I think she's unattractive, bordering on ugly.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
I think a lot of people, okay, you're a people.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Always like she's so gorgeous on its ugly. Hello, Brandy,
it's getting right getting weird in here. Hello, Hello, what's
your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
I don't really like Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
It's okay, all right, you can disagree with her. It's okay.
We can still be friends.

Speaker 33 (58:23):
I can have like other people sing her songs, but like,
depending on what the song is.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I have to turn it all right, all right, Thank you, Brandy?
Thank you very much. I don't like Harry Potter. Sorry, Danielle.
They say I don't think Jason Momoa is hot at all?
What Gondy? I don't find Ryan Seacrest entertaining? See I do,
I have to disagree with it. I love Ryan, these armies,
my Ryan.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
I know.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Look, we can, we can disagree, though. I cannot stand
Game of Thrones. What men do not belong in? Skinny jeans? Scary?
You're Floyd Mayweather is a terrible boxer. Scary? Stop scrolling

(59:08):
on my screen. I don't like walking Dead. Oh here's
a person. I don't like cheese.

Speaker 23 (59:13):
What wow?

Speaker 5 (59:14):
I wish I praise cheeses or.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I'm a lesbian, but I think Chris Him's worth as
hot as hell. I think mustaches look awful on men.

Speaker 17 (59:27):
But good on women.

Speaker 8 (59:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I hate peanut butter. I can't stand chocolate cake. I
agree about Cardi b she's not talented. Look at this,
people are agree with Froggy.

Speaker 17 (59:40):
I don't feel safe in this world.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I don't know. It's fine. We can agree to disagree.
It doesn't mean we're bad people.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
So there you have it. What what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Look at this text black jelly beans are the best.
The black jelly beans.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Are the worst. They like what those are? Licorice?

Speaker 10 (59:57):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Garbage?

Speaker 37 (01:00:00):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Who says they hate bacon?

Speaker 19 (01:00:03):
Bacon?

Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
Who you eat bacon?

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Okay, here's one that's gonna make everyone mad. Ready, pasta
is overrated?

Speaker 17 (01:00:12):
See How do you feel safe knowing that there are
people out there who think like that?

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
I just don't care for Starbucks coffee.

Speaker 17 (01:00:20):
No, I don't either. I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
I mean, it's okay, it's just it tastes burnt.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Don't hate me.

Speaker 17 (01:00:25):
I don't hate you. Okay, I appreciate your honesty.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
People don't get the obsession with the office.

Speaker 17 (01:00:30):
Out of here?

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Oh yeah, me too. I don't know what what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Daniel? What movie we're talking about? You kids? Stay at that.
Everyone loves the Hangover.

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
That was the biggest piece of poop I've ever hed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 44 (01:00:43):
Are you?

Speaker 17 (01:00:43):
People?

Speaker 37 (01:00:43):
It was?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Oh, this is the greatest movie. So everyone loves it,
so I have to say it's great. My husband and
I watched it together. We looked at each other and
he's a guy, and he's like, yeah, this is not cool. Okay,
Wow it was and then we and then we lied
about it because we both said we got a promise
to lie about it because everyone loves so we're gonna
lie about it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
So we said we liked it and we hated it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Now you're out of the closet. Wow, it's okay, it's okay.
We can we can still like each other. I happen
to love the Hangover. I thought the first one was great.
I didn't like the other ones, but I just I
thought it was really great. But I don't. But that's okay.
But you don't think I'm dumb because I like it.
So here's the question. Do you think less of me
because I like The Hangover? Because I don't feel less.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Of you that I like the Kardashians.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
I don't know, I don't. Once again, we can live
in a world where we disagree and still like each other.
Of course, once again, let me use the word polotics. Right,
I'll tell you what that folks. That's bloody nice.

Speaker 17 (01:01:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's the time of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Elvis ter Uran in the Morning Show. Elvis ter Ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Hey, two things before we get into talking about Pooh.
And by the way, a lot of people are going
I don't want to talk about Pooh. And that's my point.
My point isn't wanting to talk about Pooh. It's the
fact that a lot of us don't like to talk
about or see it in action.

Speaker 7 (01:02:01):
All right, So this morning, Froggy throws his hands in
the air and says, I don't get my wife, Lisa,
what did she ask you?

Speaker 16 (01:02:10):
It was insane yesterday, goes I'm not feeling so well.
Do you happen to remember the last time I went
to the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Do you do you even want to know? No, I
don't want to know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
I don't care.

Speaker 16 (01:02:22):
I don't need to know, don't I don't even want
to know she goes to the bathroom exactly. I don't
don't talk to me about stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I don't want to even picture that. Look, if you
have a child or a puppy or a puppy, you
always kind of keep an eye on when and wear
they go pooh or peepee?

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
All right, that's just a way of life. But your
significant other, no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
No, it's not okay.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
So the other day I'm walking and this is not
the other day. It's every every day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I walk into the bedroom and then I'm starting to
walk into the bathroom and the door is open, and
I see legs on the toilet.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
I'm like, close a door always, and he's like, don't
walk goro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I said, well, no, it's a bedroom. Close the door.
There's a bathroom door.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
While they put a door on the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Every single time. Or he'll call me, I go, hey, man,
what are you doing? Number two? I don't want to
hear it. Don't call me, don't call me, tell me
you're taking a poo. I don't want to hear it.
I don't either. I don't want to know.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
You did ask what he was doing when he was
just being honest?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Okay, Either don't call me from the from the dumpster. Yeah,
either don't call me from the dumpster, or just or
just lie and say you're picking calilies.

Speaker 17 (01:03:29):
Anything but that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
So this gets into the conversation of Pooh and Pete.
I don't want to talk about it. I just want
to talk about the fact that people are less into
it than others. You know what I'm saying. I am
all the.

Speaker 17 (01:03:41):
Way out, no, thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:03:43):
I think that the number one way to kill any
type of romance or attraction in a relationship is to
talk about your dukes, like, nor shut the door, do
not pull up when I'm in the shower and go
to the bathroom.

Speaker 17 (01:03:55):
Don't do any of that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
That's the most disgusting thing of your in the shower
and somebody sits and then you're then you're like, what
is that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I'm sling off? From one minute here it smelled like
Irish spring and now it doesn't. If I if I
go to do number one, okay, I'll leave the door open.
I don't care. If I'm doing number two, I close it,
I lock it, I pull the drawbridge up, I let
the crocodiles out in the moat.

Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
No, I don't want you coming near me. No, I
don't want you to talk to me. I don't even
I want to just disappear from the planet Earth while
that is happening. Yes, because I don't. I just don't
like it.

Speaker 17 (01:04:32):
It's just not sexy. I don't care what anyone says.
It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
There's this is no hello.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
Is this kyla?

Speaker 9 (01:04:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
It is Kyla? I mean so okay. So I don't
want to talk about the poop or whatever. But let's
we're talking about the conversation of the poop about it? Okay,
So you and your fiance you talk about it all
the time. It's like like a major part of your conversations.

Speaker 29 (01:04:55):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 38 (01:04:56):
So I'm I'm actually a public floor physical therapist, so
I talk about of all day long with my patients.
And then if I'm having a bad day or something
or I'm moody, He'll be like, did you do you.

Speaker 31 (01:05:06):
Have a good poop today? Maybe that's why you're acting
little moody today.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Great.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
So if you're a.

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Woman, it's like either you're on your period or you
haven't pooped.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I mean I don't. And the reason I bring that
up is I don't like anyone coming up with their
own excuses why I may be in a bad mood.
I'm in a bad mood because maybe you said something stupid,
maybe like you like that. Maybe it's you, but you,
but you talking about it.

Speaker 38 (01:05:31):
Sometimes it is because you just didn't take a good poop.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Yeah, what's that? Scary?

Speaker 27 (01:05:35):
I just think it's a bad idea to overshare bathroom
habits because then the mystery, the angelic qualities that you
always see in your partner disappear.

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
The angelic qualities angelic.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
If I want to see you as an angel, as
you know, everybody pulls angels don't poop.

Speaker 27 (01:05:49):
I'm going to start looking at other people in that way,
and I'm not going to see you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I'm going to see you as cod code brown. Okay, okay,
So here here's my thought, Kyla, I'm starting. You know,
sometimes it's okay to learn while we're live on the air.
I think I just learned something.

Speaker 10 (01:06:05):
The problem.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
The problem isn't with the people who have no problem
talking about the Pooh. The problem is people like me
in some of you. It's scary that we have the problem.
We we and you Gandhi.

Speaker 15 (01:06:19):
Absolutely I have a problem with Pooh. I don't want
to talk about it. I want to hear about it.
Do you think I don't care?

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
You know what happens, You don't want to talk about it?

Speaker 39 (01:06:27):
Right?

Speaker 15 (01:06:27):
If one slips, that's fine, Like I don't ever want
a data dude who rolls up on me and just
rips it on my leg, Like, no.

Speaker 17 (01:06:33):
That's not hot to me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
My girlfriend just texted and said her husband would always
want to kiss her goodbye no matter what, even if
she was pooping.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
On the toy.

Speaker 9 (01:06:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
So, Kyla, Kyla, you come from more of a like
a physical medical plate. Like when doctor Oz visits, he's like,
he tells us, your pooh needs to be in the
shape of the letter S.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
Yeah, I and mine.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Mine's like the entire alphabet soup.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
It's later.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
I got letters in the hieroglyphics. I got things in
there that I don't know where they can emojis, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Emoji, I got, I got poop. Emoji's in my poop.
All right, Kyla, thank you for calling happy poop talk
with your boyfriend. But we want nothing. I want nothing
to do with it.

Speaker 38 (01:07:13):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 25 (01:07:15):
I love you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
My favorite looking at the toy is that a W
or an upside down M or an E? Here's data?
Hi Dana, Hi you guys. You poop in front of
each other.

Speaker 44 (01:07:30):
All the time, all the time, like lisay on the
bathroom or on the bathtub for and have conversations with
each other.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Who's the other person?

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
Me, my boyfriend, your boyfriend, and he'll poo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Now, it hasn't always been like this from day one?
Or was that a graduate you to ease out of
that or into it?

Speaker 9 (01:07:47):
What?

Speaker 44 (01:07:48):
No, it was definitely gradual, probably like maybe six months
in or something, But I mean we like Danielle is
saying how he gives her a kiss all the time
before he leaves, Like, we did the same, even.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
If you're taking a poopy, comes in and gives your ship.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Yeah no, you never make out while you're doing it,
that's no, just making sure you do draw the line,
all right, Thank you, Dana, thank you. What's scary, dude?
I don't even fart in front of my girlfriend alone.
We do that, We cut?

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
What do you do?

Speaker 10 (01:08:19):
Where do you go?

Speaker 21 (01:08:20):
Never?

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
You go for a long time. You go out on
the balcony, even if it's snowing, like taking a fart,
got take a but you announce it in my mind,
in your mind.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Wait minut I'm going to text your girlfriend now and
ask you've ever farted in front of her?

Speaker 17 (01:08:37):
And then it's happened in your sleep.

Speaker 25 (01:08:38):
Yeah no, no, we Alex and I are like please, yeah,
I mean our hair blows. I lift my I left
my leg and make a scene like the chandelier swinging.
Sometimes I get lyft off and I get take off
to the sky.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
I think with me, it's because I had two kids,
and so it's like he's seen everything, known everything at
that point like whatever, I.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Don't understand in my house?

Speaker 16 (01:09:02):
Why if I far at least it gets mad if
she does it, She's like, oh, I'm sorry it slipped out.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
I'm like, why is it okay when she does it
but bad when I do it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Because she some people fart, some people queep.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Right, let's go talk to Taylor. We're really like, well,
this is I didn't want this conversation to turn into this.
I wanted this to be a discussion where you all
agree with me that it's gross.

Speaker 17 (01:09:25):
It's gross.

Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
Hello, Taylor, Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Hi, So what does your fiancee always do?

Speaker 31 (01:09:33):
Okay, so my fiance looks just face timing when she's
on the oiler pooping or FaceTime?

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
Do you tell him to stop it? Are you okay
with that?

Speaker 45 (01:09:44):
Yees?

Speaker 21 (01:09:44):
No?

Speaker 31 (01:09:44):
Like it always reads me out like I love her.
We live long distance, so sometimes, like I know, there's.

Speaker 28 (01:09:50):
Not always time for a post because like our work.

Speaker 31 (01:09:52):
Schedules and stuff. Right, But when I'm like, what are
you in the bathroom and she's like yeah, and she's
like I'm pooping, and I'm like gotta go by.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
This is why I love it when when someone faces
when someone facetimes on their laptop and you know, if
you've done something discussing, you watch that lid just go
pop and the picture disappears. All right, well, good luck
with that Taylor face timing while you're pooping.

Speaker 17 (01:10:14):
No, there's just so much, no, so much know in
this whole conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
This text.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
When I fart loud, I make finger guns.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Yes, all right, all right, we gotta move on.

Speaker 19 (01:10:32):
I gotta move on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
This is disgusting. This is not a discussion. This is
a disgust.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Shut el Vista ran in the Morning show. Elvis ter
Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Someone in your life, it's very toxic.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
We all do, and all all the people that we
love and trust and get us through life say you
need to eliminate the toxic people from your life.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
So my question is, what if it's me?

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
What if I'm toxic? So I looked up how to
tell if you're the toxic one and not everyone else. Okay,
when you find out, let's take the quiz, shall we.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
This is from Love's Love Pinky dot Com. People avoid you, yes,
bring it up. People avoid me. You always shut down criticism. Absolutely,
stop criticizing me.

Speaker 17 (01:11:50):
I can't with the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Am I the toxic one?

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
You're always defensive?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yes I am the only time I'm not. Usually I
would say no I'm not, but they would be me
being defensive. Ways to sell. If you're toxic, you consider
yourself honest. You do, you really do. And you don't
hear good news right away. People don't like sharing good
news with you, like when they get a promotion when

(01:12:17):
they're getting married.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
Because it's like, who cares, it's not about me? I'm toxic.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Wow, I don't think you're like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
I don't either, But anyway, these are signs that you're toxic.
You experience a lot of drama.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
Maybe it's because I surround myself with you toxic people.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Oh now, how can you tell?

Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
If you're toxic? It's always about you?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
No, it's not. Let's talk about you. What do you
think about me? Toxic people? If you're toxic, you're not
kind unless it benefits you. Oh, absolutely, I stop it
from me when I help you out. You know you're

(01:13:03):
toxic when you always guilt people.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
Gone lie.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
You know that you're full of toxic vibes when you
never ever apologize.

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
That's me. Oh you never take accountability.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
If you're toxic, you're always needy, always needy toxic people.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
If you're toxic like me, you're needy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
You're always the victim, always, someone's always out to get you.
You always lie, lie, lie, Lying it says you're lying
is a huge part of being toxic, and it's always
major lies, not small ones. I am a big trash
talking liar, and that's another thing about toxic people like me.
We love to trash talk. Absolutely, and Finally, on the

(01:13:53):
list of ways to tell if you're toxic, it's pretty simple.

Speaker 7 (01:13:57):
You're negative.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
You're toxic. You're negative what you do if you're like
me and you're toxic, you suck the positivity out of people.
It's highly toxic. You want people to enjoy being around you,
not feel drained of their hope and excitement. No, I
couldn't want that if I'm me being toxic because I'm toxic,
I'm finally.

Speaker 17 (01:14:22):
That list is scary.

Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
Yeah, anyone else want to pile on, Yes, toxic scary?

Speaker 31 (01:14:28):
Well?

Speaker 27 (01:14:28):
I just want to know is the first step to
recovery and being toxic the admission that you're toxic, Because
I think you may be onto.

Speaker 46 (01:14:35):
Something here Elvis honesty. Yeah, yeah, that's not a trait
of a toxic person. But one of the traits of
a toxic person person was dishonesty. I just turned that
one around because I'm honestly telling you, I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
Talking honestly toxic exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
Anyone else, anyone else toxic.

Speaker 17 (01:14:51):
I'm kind of thinking our whole show might be toxic. Together.
We do all of these things as a group. It's great.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
I feel like there's like a couple of things in
there that I definitely am like, Oh wait a second,
what but I don't does.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
It have to be all of those things or just
you know, you could be a percentage of toxic you
don't have.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
It's not all or nothing, right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
You can be on the toxic spectrum where you're like
a little bit of toxic or a whole lot of
hell toxic.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Man.

Speaker 15 (01:15:17):
The one that gets me is when you're like you're
always surrounded by drama, Like I think that that's happening
all the time, and then I think I'm not doing this.

Speaker 17 (01:15:23):
Everyone around me must be crazy. Oh but wait, perhaps
it is.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
I you could be a drama magnet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Oh yeah, bring it up. Be I don't know what
snate Love loves to embrace his isicity.

Speaker 20 (01:15:35):
I think we need to embrace our toxicity.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
It's a hard word to say, yeah, especially if you're toxic.

Speaker 20 (01:15:42):
Yeah, if it's like an alcohol I'm like one hundred
and eighty proof, that's like ninety percent, you know what
I mean, Like, I'm I'm ninety percents.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I'm fine with that. Especially Frogy, Hey.

Speaker 17 (01:15:53):
You're fine with it. You're getting poisoned?

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
What you once? You almost die a couple of times,
You're like whatever, Oh.

Speaker 16 (01:15:59):
God, I'll say this, toxic, toxicity and narcissism are very
very close. Yes, when you go down this list. Narcissism
is very close to a lot of these things, and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Then they also have something else in common. They're hard
to say, narcissism and toxicity.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
Wait does that list say that people avoid you?

Speaker 17 (01:16:23):
I think you should say that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
So what's that?

Speaker 6 (01:16:25):
What if you avoid people?

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I do that.

Speaker 17 (01:16:28):
You're smart and healthy?

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
I do? You know me?

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
I avoid people as much as possible. That's just kind
of what I do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
And people think I'm I don't know what they think,
and I don't care because I'm toxic. Maybe it's better
for you that I ignore you and stay out of
your life. I don't answer your phone calls. I don't
text back.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
I need some toxicity. Lets me call Elvis exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Tap, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
So Rich reached out, said, is why Vanessa had some
jealousy issues with another mom at their kids' school. So
he said, why don't we phone tapper call the hot
single mom who needs to borrow her hubby.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
For a little bit of houseware?

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Oh no, this isn't good.

Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
I may speak to Rich please who's calling?

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
Please?

Speaker 23 (01:17:18):
This is her?

Speaker 8 (01:17:18):
A few are you mom?

Speaker 17 (01:17:20):
Yes?

Speaker 34 (01:17:21):
Me?

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
MThe mom?

Speaker 10 (01:17:22):
Well what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
I actually need to talk to Rich to see around
what is it regarding?

Speaker 10 (01:17:28):
Do you need?

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
What do you need?

Speaker 44 (01:17:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Yeah, I actually have a shelf that I need put
up at my house, and I was thinking that maybe
it's possible if he could swing by here at some
point and maybe help me out with that.

Speaker 10 (01:17:38):
You're calling my husband for that?

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
Yeah, well I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Unfortunately, you know, I'm I'm a single mom, and he's
always so nice to me at school whenever I picked
my eyes.

Speaker 10 (01:17:45):
Me up and he gave you this phone number.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
No, I got it off the school list. They give
out a list with all the parents' phone numbers.

Speaker 10 (01:17:51):
You don't have anybody else that you can call, just my.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Husband, unfortunately not. I'm a single mom, so I'm really
aware that you're a single mom.

Speaker 10 (01:17:59):
I'm very aware of that. In fact, you know what
every single mother.

Speaker 24 (01:18:02):
At that school, and I am absolutely feel comfortable speaking
for all of them.

Speaker 10 (01:18:07):
You have overstepped the line.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
Now, excuse me with what do you do anything you
come up to that You.

Speaker 18 (01:18:13):
Come up to our school every day and you flirt
with every husband there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Or wait a second, wait a second, I'm not calling
to say what your husband, I don't.

Speaker 17 (01:18:21):
Know what the heck.

Speaker 24 (01:18:22):
Your husband is not on this earth to do your
work for you, and I'm sure that he's just gonna
put up a shell for you and you're gonna prans
around in your little bunny foo foo outfits that you
wear to school.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
So that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
What the Just because you probably don't dress sexy for
your husband, don't take it out on me and be
jealous of me. Yeah, just because I'm warm and I'm
nice to people, and people like to talk to me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
And you're just a bitch, no.

Speaker 24 (01:18:42):
Warm and real nice with your staying out of your
shirt picking up your son.

Speaker 17 (01:18:46):
Have I ever slept with any of the husbands?

Speaker 10 (01:18:47):
Why don't go get your own husband? Okay, except for
that one that one time.

Speaker 11 (01:18:53):
Manna kill me.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
So you know, obviously she's gonna call you right away
and tell you I called.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
So wait for the call and you call me right now?

Speaker 23 (01:19:01):
On second.

Speaker 12 (01:19:04):
Hello, Hey, sorry, it's your call.

Speaker 10 (01:19:06):
Do you know who just called the house? Be made?

Speaker 21 (01:19:08):
Mom?

Speaker 10 (01:19:08):
The skank called the house and wanted you to come
fix her shelf? And are you kidding? You're gonna go? H?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I mean, if she doesn't have anybody, someone should help her.

Speaker 10 (01:19:19):
You know what, then you fix her shelf? Fine, you go?

Speaker 41 (01:19:22):
Whoa nees?

Speaker 14 (01:19:23):
I mean, I'll just go over there and the way
home from work.

Speaker 18 (01:19:25):
Oh my god, you are kidding me.

Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
What's the big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Don't you trust me?

Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
I don't, Yes, I trust you know. I don't trust
her because she wasn't jump.

Speaker 17 (01:19:35):
I can't believe you.

Speaker 24 (01:19:35):
Don't see the issue here, A single woman that's hot
wants you to come over and fix her shelf.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
What doesn't matter if you're hot?

Speaker 38 (01:19:42):
Because I love you babe.

Speaker 10 (01:19:43):
She got the class list and she looked. She found you.
She was calling you, and then in tells me on top.

Speaker 35 (01:19:48):
We see each other a couple of times a week.

Speaker 12 (01:19:49):
It's you know, it's no big deal.

Speaker 14 (01:19:51):
We just were friendly with each other.

Speaker 10 (01:19:52):
What are you the mayor of town? All the mothers?
What are you doing?

Speaker 24 (01:19:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:19:58):
Hello, Hello, what are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 10 (01:20:08):
Oh my god, you are kidding me.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
Rich said that you had a little issue with some
of the mothers at the school.

Speaker 24 (01:20:16):
So while with the angry right now, come on, come on,
I the prance right over this girl's house and rip
her hair out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded permission granted by Authorty the Elvis Dan phone tap
only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
All right, in the doghouse, okay, Laurie, Laurie, are you
in the doghouse or have you put someone in the doghouse.

Speaker 42 (01:20:50):
I've been in the doghouse.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Okay, what did you do?

Speaker 42 (01:20:55):
Well? My boyfriend is very into his facial hair, his beard.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
And he was showing me this, this.

Speaker 42 (01:21:02):
Diagram on Pinterest of different beard styles that he was
fine to fastened his beard off of. And he said
his he was going for this thing called designer stubble.

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
Designer stubble.

Speaker 42 (01:21:15):
Okay, designers double is what it is called. I think
stubble implies that I haven't shaved in maybe two days.

Speaker 7 (01:21:22):
Yeah, to use stubble is not a beard, it's stubble.

Speaker 42 (01:21:25):
No, it's double. But he has a full beard, you know,
grooming products, brushes, oil creams, whatever. So I told him
that that was not designer's stubble. It was maybe the
next thing on this on the chart, but it was
definitely not designer's stubble. And this turned into a giant
fight in which he slept on the couch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Okay, you understand that this is the no offense, the
dumbest reason to have a fight. I mean, obviously he
takes his beard very seriously, right obviously, Yeah, I mean
he gets so sensitive over stubble versus beard.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
And he slept on the couch.

Speaker 17 (01:22:05):
Oh my god, you know what I feel.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Like Sometimes though, those fights means something else, There's something
else going on that you don't really you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
That could be I don't know something.

Speaker 42 (01:22:19):
So I was just like, why are we fighting? And
I'm going to win?

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
I think sometimes we're in close quarters with each other
as well, and we need separation, but we're not going
to get it, so we just come up with reasons
to I'm on the couch man, it's double no beard anyway, Well,
good luck. And so when do you think this in
the doghouse thing will be over?

Speaker 18 (01:22:40):
Oh?

Speaker 42 (01:22:41):
It's it's over, you know, but it's it's over, and
I just I kind of just don't say anything about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Gotcha, all right, Laurie, thank you. That's the thing, the
smallest little things. That's where doghouse fights begin. Hello Mary, Hi,
how are you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
Okay, So who's in the doghouse? You or someone else?

Speaker 41 (01:23:01):
I was in the dodcast?

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Okay, what did you do? I?

Speaker 41 (01:23:04):
Uh, well, I've been eye in this Mercedes SUV for
a while and he was right around Christmas time and
I thought, I'm going to get myself a Christmas present
because my husband usually gives me like extension.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Cord and Merry Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
Here's an extension cord, right.

Speaker 41 (01:23:25):
Right, So I went to get the suv and I
came home and he wouldn't talk to me, and he
wouldn't sleep with me for three days.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Really right, And to this day.

Speaker 41 (01:23:37):
He still won't. He'll make me drive the TV.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
He won't drive a Mercedes Suv. We love Mercedes.

Speaker 41 (01:23:45):
I know it's great.

Speaker 28 (01:23:47):
It's a great car.

Speaker 41 (01:23:48):
And I didn't see the problem with it. I paid
for it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
So, yeah, it's one of those things where he feels
like that's a big purchase.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
You should discuss it, right, right, right?

Speaker 41 (01:23:59):
So anyway, Yeah, he gave me a silent treatment and
slept on the couch for three days.

Speaker 26 (01:24:07):
Oh anyway, Well you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Can see that because that's a big look.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
If my husband came home and go, hey, honey, look
at my new Mercedes Suv and we didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
Talk about it, that's a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
Wow, she paid for it.

Speaker 18 (01:24:22):
It doesn't matter when you're married.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
It's still both of your.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
You know, you sneak shoes into the house. He don't
tell him about it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
Don't cost request.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
But okay, okay, here's my favorite party. Here's where where,
here's where he gets to the doghouse. So not only
did he sleep on the couch and not sleep with
you for three days. He still refuses to drive the Mercedes.

Speaker 41 (01:24:44):
Yes, going somewhere I have to drive, you know what,
not a.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Bad thing because Mercedes are fun to drive. You have
all them all, right, Mary, thank you very much. So
in the doghouse because I bought an s u V.

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
That's a big one. Hello Amber, Hello, Hello, So who's
in the doghouse?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
You are them?

Speaker 28 (01:25:05):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
I was, what'd you do?

Speaker 26 (01:25:08):
I had the day off and my husband had to work,
and in the middle of the night my daughter was
crying and he was mad at me because I swept
through it. I just kept snoozing and didn't even move.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Okay, So so in the doghouse meant what ignored? You
had to sleep somewhere else he was.

Speaker 26 (01:25:25):
He was ignoring me the next day and I was like,
what did I do? And he said, you didn't even
wake up? And he knew he was irrational, but he
was mad at me for a couple of hours throughout
the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Yeah, the doghouse is a weird place to be because
it's not It's not always like a you know we're
going to divorce or never talk to each other ever again. Fight.
It's it's a you know, there is an end to
this at some point. How do we get there?

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Like I said before, sometimes I love being in the doghouse.
I have peace and quiet at the dog house. It's
like fine, all right, Amber, thank you, thank you for
listening to us. Amanda.

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
Hi, Hello, hello lady.

Speaker 29 (01:26:03):
Oh my god, this is so excited.

Speaker 7 (01:26:05):
We're excited to have you here. Now, tell us who
was in the doghouse.

Speaker 29 (01:26:09):
I put my boyfriend in the doghouse because you were
at a bar this weekend and he introduced me to
a hot girl as his friend. Y I tell you
the rest of the night going up to hot guys
and calling him my pal.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Oh, now, why did you do it? Amanda?

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
So, how this hot girl who was your boyfriend's friend?
How did he know her?

Speaker 29 (01:26:34):
He went to high school with her, and we were
actually in his hometown and I walked over because I
saw him talking to a hot girl and I was
like hey, and he was like, yeah, this is my friend, Amanda,
and I was like, oh, I'm just your friend.

Speaker 26 (01:26:43):
Good to know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah, But Amanda, if she wasn't as hot, no, So
he introduced you to the hot girl as his friend.
He didn't say you were his girlfriend. No, I was
just a friend that messed up, so you put him
in the doghouse. So what did that mean other than
all that night you were introducing people to your boyfriend

(01:27:08):
as your pal.

Speaker 29 (01:27:09):
I'm going out to a nice dinner, is what it means.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
All right, So the doghouse paid off for dinner.

Speaker 31 (01:27:17):
Oh, the doghouse are going to pay all big time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
All right, madda, you milked that for all its worth.
Thanks for listening to us. I definitely see your side.
Don't see her side on that. Don't get him the right,
don't introduce me as your friend.

Speaker 17 (01:27:29):
A girl so irritated by that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Really?

Speaker 25 (01:27:33):
Hello, Laura, Hi there, how's it going.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
We're doing okay? So we're talking about being in the doghouse.
Who was in the doghouse? You were them?

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
My husband?

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Okay? How did he end up in the doghouse?

Speaker 36 (01:27:46):
Well, you decided to bring home a chicken casey at
a split for dinner, and I went upstairs to go
get changed, and he had it down in the kitchen.
Then came up and I mentioned that I was so hungry,
and he's like, well, you better get down there before
I eat any more of it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
I'm like, oh no, So he had down.

Speaker 36 (01:28:03):
And he had eaten you know, his foot into quarters.
So he had eaten like all but one and you know,
some crust of another one.

Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
So he left you one quarter of a casada for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Yes, And I'm like, oh my.

Speaker 36 (01:28:20):
God, I was so hungry.

Speaker 26 (01:28:22):
So he's like, what it was one bite?

Speaker 36 (01:28:24):
So I decided to go take the crust of the
other one and actually put it on a napkin and
trace out how much was remaining.

Speaker 10 (01:28:31):
I'm like, does that look like one bite to you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
You know, I love how petty we are.

Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
I love it, But no, what do you mean, petty?

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
He there was a fifty that should have been hers.
It was her dinner.

Speaker 16 (01:28:46):
I agree, she's in the right here, but I love
how she went to the extreme to trace it out.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
This is how much you ate. It's more than one bike.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Sometimes you have to show in pie chart formation Whi's
going on?

Speaker 7 (01:28:59):
All right, so what in the doghouse meant? What what
did you do to him?

Speaker 13 (01:29:03):
Oh?

Speaker 36 (01:29:03):
We just got into a ginormous fight and it went
on until like nine o'clock at night, and then finally
we were like, all right, this is literally the stupidest.

Speaker 12 (01:29:11):
Thing that we've ever fought over ever.

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
But I gotta be.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Honest, I don't think it was. I think you had
every right to be royally pissed off at him. I'm sorry.
I'm on your side on this.

Speaker 17 (01:29:21):
Showed my.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
Dinner says you discussed it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
I know, jerk all right, Laura, thank you. We're totally
on your side. Thanks for listening to it. And there
you go, the doghouse. I know it's stupid. Little things
and little dumb things lead to the doghouse.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
But like I said, doghouses they're very small.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
They're easy to get out of if you just do
the right things.

Speaker 27 (01:29:46):
Podcast I want to read his next one, because he
gave us two straws out of five.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
How's your corn beef? If we're all go take another bite? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:29:53):
Well what is his review of our podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 27 (01:29:57):
Yeah, AB says stop eating during the podcas Dummies, listen
to the Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts. Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show,
Elvis d Elvis da Aran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
There's always people that have something to be mad at.
Scary is on a tear. I don't think scary usually
and we all agree, scary is usually the guy who
is the happiest. He's always laughing and childish and fun. Right,
it's nothing. We could sit here and just insult you
until you believe, but you would never ever be in
a bad mood.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Today we saw a side of scary.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
He is so mad.

Speaker 7 (01:30:48):
His dog is so skald.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Look look at him. This gets to me. Okay, listen,
I love life. You know exactly what you just said.
While you're mad? Why are you mad?

Speaker 27 (01:30:59):
I'm mad because how does a breakfast place screw up
the one thing they're supposed.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
To do right is great eggs? Okay, so we just
ordered breakfast from this place and he's screwed up his refid.
He's over there throwing it in the trash can. Then
he takes it out of the trash can and rethrows
it back here. They burned the omelet. How do you
burn an omelet?

Speaker 27 (01:31:23):
The bacon is his greasy as hell? This the toast
wasn't toasted, it was flimsy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
I'm so. The only thing I ate was some of
the avocado. That was the only saving gratul was sitting
there and I you know me, I'm like, well, you
know what, at least you had some great avocado for breakfast,
and it's good for you.

Speaker 27 (01:31:37):
It's the good fat, you know, yes, your breakfast place,
and we're paying high prices. Learn to do breakfast right.
Don't burn my damn eggs?

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
Are you telling them to do better with breakfast?

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
I mean, he is right, they're brown. How do you
have a brown omelet?

Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
How do you burn eggs?

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
But he's but look look at how mad he is
compared to what he's actually mad as.

Speaker 27 (01:31:58):
There are people right now that stopped for breakfast somewhere
on their way to work, and they are doing the
same thing. They're eating subpar food. They're eating breakfast with
the with the eggs that are brown. As the day
is long. Put some more butter on the damn grill.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
What does it take to do that? Don't spray it
with some pat So you're mad?

Speaker 7 (01:32:17):
So you are mad as a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
You know what I'm talking about. But they suffer and
they stay with it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Okay, hold on, I understand him. Well I tell you it.
Let's steal a bit from our friend Charlotte Magne from
the breakfast club. Why are you mad? Now we know why?
Scary is mad? Scary I mean scary is mad. I
mean he's not putting this on. I saw him slamming
stuff around a minute ago during the song. He is
just like you are at your breaking point. You know,

(01:32:45):
breakfast is my favorite meal. You know that I love
my eggs. I just want a nice, silky soft smooth.

Speaker 38 (01:32:51):
I know you do.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
I know, I know you eggs are yellow? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
Can we can we try to find he's a different
breakfast I mean, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Why are you mad?

Speaker 15 (01:33:02):
I am so pissed because you know how much I
love dogs, specifically, my sisters went downstairs to get my
morning Hello from Smidge.

Speaker 17 (01:33:11):
Smidge was nowhere to be found. We're smedge hacked.

Speaker 15 (01:33:13):
They packed up her backpack and took her to school
without letting me say good morning or goodbye. And I'm
pissed because I know how cute she looks with a
little backpack getting ready to go out the door.

Speaker 17 (01:33:22):
Nope, no smige for me. I have to start my
day with you, guys.

Speaker 15 (01:33:25):
I guess dogless, dogless that's my favorite part of the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
I'm so mad, but look you you are mad, You're
you're very disappointed at which which turns into mad.

Speaker 15 (01:33:36):
I just hate texting the hell out of the two
of them, Like, are you crazy? You leave without letting
me say goodbye to Smitch.

Speaker 17 (01:33:41):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
Wait, Diamond, are you mad at anything?

Speaker 23 (01:33:44):
No?

Speaker 34 (01:33:44):
Not today?

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Okay, that's a first. Scottie Bee, you're always mad at something?
What is Scotty be mad at today?

Speaker 40 (01:33:51):
I'm just mad that everybody keeps congregating in here and
I cannot concentrate on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
I know, you know what, And I'm tired of them
congregating in there too. It's a separate studio and I
every time on up Nate is over there, and Scary
was in there yelling about his breakfast. I needed him
in here, you guys, I'm gonna lock this friggin door. Yes, please.
This is why I'm mad, because you guys keep leaving
the show like this is the venting room in here.
I don't understand. All right, everyone stay out of there.

Speaker 7 (01:34:15):
Furthermore, Oh, hold on, Scary's mad again?

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Hold on?

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
Yes, are you are you irish? Are you Scary Madigan?

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Why people are saying butter is what makes eggs brown?

Speaker 34 (01:34:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Butter. Brod butter is what makes him brown. Slow and
low is the tempo of cooking an hour. Thank you,
thank you, My god, he's gonna bust a button all right?

Speaker 7 (01:34:38):
Uh Nate, why are you mad?

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
What ah this gird?

Speaker 40 (01:34:43):
I had that chicken thing a second ago, and I've
got this burp that is sitting right here and it
can't come out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
You know what, You've been complaining a lot about your
gird lately. You really should go see a doctor because
we're tired of we're mad. You complaining of bitching imani
every day.

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
I thought you did see a doctor and that's how
you got the.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
I'm self diagnose. All right, So he's mad now like
you eat something and you burp for like an hour.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
I know, I know, But what you're mad at is
your fault.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
I'm pretty good. I've been to enough doctors. I know
what I'm no, no, no, but you I know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
But you're mad because you gave yourself gird. All right,
there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Why are you mad? Gird McGirt? You are good. You
got gird in the glube. Who else is mad? I'm mad? Okay?
This is whatever insurance companies when you try to like
go get stuff done. As a doctor, you have like

(01:35:40):
to have a procedure done it or something. They turn
everything down, like you have to go in and get
a cat scan or something, something that could be life threatening,
and you get a recording calling your your phone saying
we're sorry, mister, we cannot give you. And then you
know there's a supposed to cover it. Do you know
how much money we pay an insurance every year? Money

(01:36:03):
we pay for health insurance and they don't do it.
You have to fight with them every step of the way.
I'm very mad.

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
Hate them, the mad ones anyway, the good ones are good.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Hi Elaine, Why are you mad?

Speaker 33 (01:36:18):
Because at at like four minutes ago, some lady was
just trying to merge it in front of me and
I wouldn't let her. So she rolls down her window,
starts having.

Speaker 41 (01:36:25):
A conversation with me and goes, yo, bitch.

Speaker 33 (01:36:28):
Don't make me get out of my car and come
after you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Wow, okay, Well, is there a reason why you didn't
want to let her in.

Speaker 33 (01:36:39):
And not that she has the right to yell no yes,
Because right before the merge it was one lane and
she had been tailgating me on my tail in my
car the whole time and trying to pass me on
the right.

Speaker 41 (01:36:50):
Well, no, it's a one lane roade.

Speaker 33 (01:36:52):
No, you're not getting in. And then it went into
two lanes.

Speaker 31 (01:36:54):
So no, I wasn't.

Speaker 33 (01:36:55):
I would have let one hundred other cars in front
of me instead.

Speaker 40 (01:36:58):
Of this lady.

Speaker 12 (01:36:59):
But I was saying, trying to drive like a lady.

Speaker 33 (01:37:01):
Right, and no, she rolls down her window right next
to me, and I called you a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
She called you a bit, And I'm.

Speaker 33 (01:37:09):
Telling you, I was having a Yesterday was just my birthday.

Speaker 31 (01:37:12):
I'm still like on my birthday high.

Speaker 37 (01:37:14):
And I'm like, yo, I don't want that woman.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Dull your shine, not at all.

Speaker 33 (01:37:20):
Oh, I was so I was thinking, how bad I
need to not get any more scratched.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
She's going to be on your mind too much today.
You go, we gotta find a way to get her
off your mind. You didn't funny how we remember it.
I'm I find myself in the shower, mad things that
happened three years ago. I'm like, damn it, Yeah, I'm
still mad. All right, you take it easy. I'm sorry,
what's wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:37:44):
Hold on, I gotta go. Nate has gird.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
It's ridiculous. I took my pepsi complete this morning and
it's not doing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
You need to choose some tongue and to Scoppy please
that we know what the hell's actually going on there?

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Gerdy?

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
I know, yeah, Gerdy, how do we do a show?
And the producers there in the corner going now so
many texting goes. You might have hyatl hernia. Look at you, mister.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
I know it all in the medical field, and you
know we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Elaine, you have a better day.

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
At least you don't have gird.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Thank you. Oh god, this is a most dysfunctional show.
I got a producer here screaming in the corner. I
got scary yelling because his eggs are burnt. Hold on,
people are mad? Hello, Rachel, why are you mad? By
the way, again, thanks to.

Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
Charlemagne for letting us rip off his bit called.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Why you mad? Roommates the dishes and thinks roommates that
leave dishes and sinks.

Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
You know what, That's what Danielle complains about. Her kids
leave dishes and sinks.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
So she went like an entire week and didn't take
one of them out, Just leave them in there, Let
the let the flies and the cockroaches just congregate in
your sink. You know what did you tell your roommate? Hey, yo,
let's clean out the sink.

Speaker 10 (01:39:01):
I will want to wake up.

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
Yeah, yeah, no, don't no, don't let him sleep. Wake
them up.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
Hey, wake up, get you as in there, clean out
the saint, take control. Rachel.

Speaker 7 (01:39:12):
Lets your sink too.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Okay, okay, you know what's up, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Justin Bieber here n missus Mariah Carrey.

Speaker 17 (01:39:19):
My name is Alex Horn Elvis Durrant in the morning, so.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Come on, wake up, wake up, mister in the morning.
So no one is single shaming anyone. That's not what
we're about. If you want to be single, we want
you to be single. That's that's your prerogative. And you know,
it's fine, it's great.

Speaker 17 (01:39:39):
It's who was Bobby Brown? It was it was Bob
and then Brittany.

Speaker 7 (01:39:46):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, Brittany. That's anyway single being single.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
The other night, Scary out at the bar, he was
talking to a friend of his and she was saying
she was single.

Speaker 7 (01:39:55):
She's single because of the following reasons. They all seem
valid to be uh.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Amy, yes, good morning, we're doing well.

Speaker 7 (01:40:03):
Why are you single? Not that it's a bad thing,
but why are you single?

Speaker 9 (01:40:07):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:40:07):
I love being single.

Speaker 43 (01:40:09):
I think because I've been a single mother. I mean,
my children are older now, but you know I always
had to work two or three jobs and hustle for
my kids, and I just have never found a man
that can hustle like me. And if you can't do that,
then I don't need another child. I will just be
happily single.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
That is very well.

Speaker 7 (01:40:27):
I don't need another child.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
It's true.

Speaker 10 (01:40:30):
You know what, please don't you know.

Speaker 43 (01:40:32):
Uh to group them all together? But let's be real
here there. You know men the hustle that women do. Sorry, guys,
I love you all.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
I will accept that on the behalf of all men
and amy. Thank you and best of luck and thanks
for being a cool mom. That's that's number one priority
with priority with you all right, have a good day.
A lot of people are texting it. We got a
lot of response here, right. A lot of people were
saying things like, I just don't want to deal with
people's BS.

Speaker 17 (01:40:58):
I get that.

Speaker 7 (01:40:59):
That's a really that's what the relationship is, isn't it
for ye?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
I mean, you know, you know, you take the bs for.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
The good scores of course that's yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
I'm a Bromps girl. I'm single.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
The men I try to to seem to be submissive,
lazy and want to be taken care of. Will the
men I attract brother I will not accept the bare minimum.
Longest relationship has been ten months. I'm forty and single
and thriving. I love that I'm single because there's uh
not of quality in people out there. There are no
standards anymore, no standards anymore. Oh god, they go on

(01:41:30):
and on, they really do. Let me, let me get
a few on the phone, almost makeet Cayden on here,
Good morning, Caden, good morning. So you're single because why.

Speaker 39 (01:41:41):
Same reasons as most others. Being a trans guy, it's
hard to date as well, right, So trying to find
someone that matches with me and accepts me for who
I am can be very hard at times. I was
with someone for a year.

Speaker 10 (01:41:55):
She's like she's my axe.

Speaker 39 (01:41:57):
She's like perfect in a way, pretty much almost every
everything I could look for in a person, like Cook's cleans,
has dinner ready for me when I get out of work.

Speaker 10 (01:42:06):
But she's just she's not the outgoing person like when
you go out in public.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Okay, so it can be hot. I know you know what,
Let's let's be very very honest. You you have many
things that could be a challenge for people. If you're trends,
if you're just you know, tired of people who aren't
living up to that expectation you have in them.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
You know you're not alone, kid, and there are so
many people out there who just can't find the perfect one.
Where it gets the point where sometimes do you just
want to go outscrew it, I don't need to be
with anyone.

Speaker 7 (01:42:34):
Or do you always think in the back of your
mind you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
Be with someone.

Speaker 39 (01:42:39):
I do want to be with someone, like I do
want to settle down, get married, have kids, right, I
do want all that, but it's getting harder. I'm almost
thirty two, and who knows when that will happen.

Speaker 7 (01:42:49):
You know what, shame on you. I'm fifty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
Cade's like I'm getting so old, I'm thirty two.

Speaker 11 (01:42:56):
Make it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Listening. And they also say, you know when you least
expect it, right, So just keep keep your antennas up,
keep just being open. You don't have to be too
anxious to find the new person, but you'll feel find someone.

Speaker 7 (01:43:10):
Kayden if you have a good day to day and
thanks for listening to us. Thank you, you to Okay,
take care.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Matthew, good morning, good morning. Tell them why you're single.

Speaker 45 (01:43:21):
I'm single because I find gay men to be shallow
and I'm a hope.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Okay, Okay, well so okay, let's unpack this for a moment. Shouting,
So you call yourself up. You're saying it because you're
a hoe. That means you would rather be with many
different people. That's why you're not with just one.

Speaker 37 (01:43:40):
Well, I like being single.

Speaker 45 (01:43:41):
I like having my open I like doing whatever I
want to do. I'm like the last person who said
they're thirty two, who thinks they're really old, but I'm thirty.
I'm only thirty four. But none of my relationships usually
last past.

Speaker 37 (01:43:54):
Three to four months.

Speaker 10 (01:43:56):
And it's not me.

Speaker 45 (01:43:57):
But I just opened up to the you know, do
my host pay, Just do what I want to do.
And I mean, if something comes around, I'm not going
to push it away.

Speaker 6 (01:44:05):
But how can you say it's not you if you
said you're a hoe, I'm not the one cheating. Okay,
So when you're in a relationship, so you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
You're a hoe, dating other hoes.

Speaker 28 (01:44:21):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Wow, I remember those days. Those were a long time ago.

Speaker 8 (01:44:26):
Time.

Speaker 23 (01:44:26):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
God, I can't go back to that, all right, Matthew. Well,
look but you're fine being single. You're okay with it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
Yeah, I'm totally fine with it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Okay, good, Just be happy, that's all. Just be happy, Matthew,
and I love that you're listening to us. Go have
a great day, hope.

Speaker 29 (01:44:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
By Megan, Hi, Hello, it's good to speak with you.
Why are you single?

Speaker 43 (01:44:51):
I've been single for almost a decade and I'm so
set in my ways that it would take.

Speaker 10 (01:44:57):
A lot for someone to change. It's just a big
hackle a anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:45:04):
It is a hassle, you know what.

Speaker 43 (01:45:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Back in my dating days, I would, you know, go
out and meet people and have fun whatever. But you
I meet that special someone who I thought maybe this
could be something that could turn into something, and I
would feel just as giddy as I would nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (01:45:21):
So it's like, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
I'm about to give my heart to someone and they're
gonna shatter it to smither rings like all the other ones,
and you gotta wonder is it worth it?

Speaker 7 (01:45:30):
And the answer I think for me was yes, what
about you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:36):
Not anymore?

Speaker 13 (01:45:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:45:38):
Okay, And at the point of my life I don't
I'm a single parent and I don't.

Speaker 45 (01:45:43):
Have time for that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
Yeah, I understand that that part. But when I'll tell you,
I was at that point too before I met my husband,
where I was just like I don't care. I was like,
I'm not going to date anyone, and I wasn't looking
to do anyone, and then he came into my life.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
It's kind of like it comes when you least expected
to be exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:46:01):
Sometimes love will sweep you off your feet and you'll
have no control.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
All right, Megan, you stay single and you stay great
because you sound like a wonderful woman. Thanks for listening
to us.

Speaker 31 (01:46:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
Have a good day you too.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis, Dan, Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
All right, let's roll into the phone tap. Shall we
come on in and have a seat. Today's email. Dear Elvis,
My father Ephrin gets nuts when it comes to telemarketers. Oh,
why don't we have mister Michael Oppenheimer, Give dat a
phone call and wind him up? All right? Anthony? Anthony
wants us to phone tap his father ephrin Scary Jones,

(01:46:40):
of course, plays the relentless telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer calling
today from a credit card company. Let's listen in to
today's phone tap.

Speaker 47 (01:46:51):
If freeing, please, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the
vite card. How are you doing today, sir?

Speaker 35 (01:46:58):
I'll be directing to the point I no longer will
require or want your card.

Speaker 19 (01:47:02):
Tell us the reason why you might have discontinued your
use of.

Speaker 35 (01:47:05):
The Okay for the fifth hundred times while I had
your card, I got bombarded by call from your telemarkers
at all hours of the day and night, in Spanish
and in English, and that made me get very, very uncomfortable,
just because I have a surturin name that they can
put me in a category that they feel like it.

(01:47:27):
I'm against people not using the proper work etiquette. Okay,
if someone calls me, don't call me by my first name.

Speaker 24 (01:47:34):
Called me mister so and so.

Speaker 35 (01:47:35):
You don't know me socially, like if you know I
was some sort of teenager.

Speaker 37 (01:47:40):
I mean, if she got business etiquette, you should use it.

Speaker 47 (01:47:44):
But the thing is I'm here today to reintroduce you
to the Platinum card, the card that gives you nothing
but rewards.

Speaker 19 (01:47:51):
Ephram I understand that, but I really don't want anything.
I'll give you a five percent cash back bonus right now.

Speaker 35 (01:47:57):
No, no, no, no, I don't want just don't want it,
afra have a pleasant day.

Speaker 19 (01:48:05):
Finished, sir, if you could like to take it, hi, Ephraim.

Speaker 35 (01:48:15):
Oh please hip don't from me.

Speaker 19 (01:48:18):
Mister Michael Abenheim with my.

Speaker 35 (01:48:20):
Card, Bahoma, do not call me again today? Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Oh sir, you've been cutting me off and you've You've told.

Speaker 35 (01:48:29):
You one hundred times. Don't you understand English?

Speaker 33 (01:48:33):
Now?

Speaker 35 (01:48:33):
Do you understand English? Do not call me?

Speaker 19 (01:48:37):
I'm trying to not deal with your company. I can
offer you this card with off sing don't you understand?
Would you like one stupid? Would you like one percent?

Speaker 35 (01:48:47):
I don't want to think from you? Do you understand English?

Speaker 19 (01:48:50):
Unlimited? What about unlimited cash rewards? Ephraen? I know I
can hear your breathing, sir, Hey, you can.

Speaker 35 (01:49:02):
Give me a breathing, and you also heard me say
I don't want it. You know, if you have any
type of intelligence, you stop making a fool of yourself.

Speaker 19 (01:49:10):
What if I was to double your cashback?

Speaker 35 (01:49:12):
Give me. I don't want to hear anything. I do
not want to deal with your card. Are you going
to make me call the president of your company or
someone higher than you and report your ass.

Speaker 19 (01:49:21):
I was told to call you today to give you
this card.

Speaker 35 (01:49:23):
Well you were told, and I'm telling you no.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
Come on, don't be such an idiot.

Speaker 35 (01:49:28):
Don't be a fool for these people.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
But sir, this card has a lot of buying power.

Speaker 35 (01:49:33):
Stop being such an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
We'd let you call.

Speaker 35 (01:49:36):
Stop being an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
You're not going to get any business here.

Speaker 19 (01:49:39):
We'd like to reinstate your card.

Speaker 35 (01:49:40):
Today, not reinstate. You know what you can reinstate.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
So this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Michaelheimer. Listen, no, Ei,
there's someone in your family.

Speaker 35 (01:49:50):
No one in my family is interested in dealing with
your card. Michael Ippolheimer.

Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
Can you you can't give me a Michael?

Speaker 19 (01:49:58):
Can I get your address.

Speaker 35 (01:49:59):
For No, you cannot have anything.

Speaker 19 (01:50:02):
Your application is safe and confidential, and we never sell
your name or phone.

Speaker 35 (01:50:06):
A pen in the ass because if I could get
to your neck right now, i'd bring it for you.

Speaker 19 (01:50:10):
You can choose from three different cards today.

Speaker 35 (01:50:12):
I don't want to card would you shove the card
up already.

Speaker 19 (01:50:16):
You don't have to use it, sir, you could just hold.

Speaker 48 (01:50:18):
On to it.

Speaker 35 (01:50:18):
I would like to shove it up your.

Speaker 19 (01:50:20):
I think you should say yes to this card right now,
send it to your mother. Did I mention that it
has zero percent financing?

Speaker 38 (01:50:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 35 (01:50:26):
You mentioned it, and you could shove it right.

Speaker 19 (01:50:28):
Up your Did I tell you you can choose your color?

Speaker 35 (01:50:31):
You can shove it right up your too.

Speaker 4 (01:50:34):
Okay.

Speaker 19 (01:50:34):
One other thing though, that's very important. You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
Good.

Speaker 35 (01:50:40):
I'm glad you enjoyed.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
No, not me. This is Scary Jones from Elvis Durant
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 35 (01:50:45):
Anthony puts you up to them.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
Yes, he did.

Speaker 18 (01:50:51):
Shove it up.

Speaker 10 (01:50:57):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission.

Speaker 2 (01:50:59):
Granted by the Elvis En phones have only on Elvis
duran in the Morning Show, Almstran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
Yeah. If I ask you, like what TV father most
influenced you when you're growing up. Yo, Look you look
at these these sitcoms. You watch these shows on TV.
You are thinking, oh, okay, it's just he's just a
character on the show. But sometimes they hit a nerve.
Sometimes they're really great dad. Sometimes they're goof offs whatever
they are who they are, and we're gonna put you
to the test. I see, I'm older, So I remember

(01:51:40):
TV dad's like Ward Cleaver, the father of a son
named Beaver Beaver Cleaver.

Speaker 6 (01:51:49):
Who the hell would do that to the kid?

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Ward and his beautiful wife, June June Cleaver. She was
always worried about the Beaver. I'm the Beaver Cleaver anyway.
So uh, but you know what, there's still TV dads
that are very influential to this day. Let's go talk
to Chrissy from Superville, Ohio. Chrissy Superville. I love the

(01:52:14):
name of your town, Superville. What makes Superville so super?

Speaker 23 (01:52:18):
You know what?

Speaker 12 (01:52:18):
When I find out, I will call back.

Speaker 7 (01:52:21):
Okay, I love it all right.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
Well, the fact that you're living there, Christy, that has
something to do with it. Hey, So can you think
of just off the top of your head, can you
think of some of the dads on TV shows you
grew up watching. They're like cool dads.

Speaker 5 (01:52:33):
You liked them?

Speaker 10 (01:52:34):
Cool dads?

Speaker 12 (01:52:35):
Well, I mean my parents were influenced on my TV
watching when I was little. I also grew up watching
Ward Cleaver, Herman Munster. What else do we watch a
little House on the prairie.

Speaker 7 (01:52:46):
H what do you mean, Michael Landon?

Speaker 12 (01:52:48):
Michael Landon, Yes, I mean call me Pickles dads. Yeah,
like the old school dads, but also like the cartoon dads,
like Grandpa from Hey Arnold was a father Fig. You're
not necessarily dad, but a father fig.

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
Christy, you do know your TV This is gonna be great,
all right, America's favorite TV dads ten dollars each.

Speaker 7 (01:53:08):
Of course, if you get them wrong, you lose ten
dollars and you owe us money.

Speaker 17 (01:53:12):
I love this game, Yes, consequences.

Speaker 28 (01:53:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
You can win over one hundred dollars. Here, let's go.
TV Dad's number one.

Speaker 23 (01:53:20):
So stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
I'm so stupid.

Speaker 23 (01:53:22):
That's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:53:25):
All right, name it.

Speaker 7 (01:53:32):
Right, We're off to aging start.

Speaker 14 (01:53:34):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:53:35):
Here is TV Dad number two.

Speaker 5 (01:53:37):
Cindy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
You know you've done a very bad thing with your tattling.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Yes, Daddy, I know.

Speaker 34 (01:53:42):
It's difficult for a little girl who know what to
say what not to say.

Speaker 23 (01:53:47):
Growing ups have that same problem.

Speaker 7 (01:53:49):
But mm hm TV Dad number two.

Speaker 12 (01:53:53):
Is that Michael Landon? Is that what happened to Gary?

Speaker 31 (01:53:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
No, he was talking to a little Cindy Brady about
her taddling. That was Mike Brady.

Speaker 12 (01:54:03):
Gone it okay, I know, all right, language, all right,
well you lost ten, you're down to zero.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
We just got ten bad guys. Yeah, us, all right,
let's see if we can move it up a little bit.
Here is TV dad number three.

Speaker 48 (01:54:17):
I mean, everybody makes mistakes with their kids. The important
thing is to admit when you're wrong and to apologize.

Speaker 19 (01:54:22):
How come you won't never do that?

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
Don't question me? Sometimes TV dads aren't dads, but they're another.

Speaker 7 (01:54:31):
Member of the family.

Speaker 5 (01:54:32):
Who is that?

Speaker 12 (01:54:35):
Can I hear it one more time?

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
Yeah, and listen to that person he's talking to. Maybe
that voice will queue you in.

Speaker 48 (01:54:40):
Here we go, and everybody makes mistakes with their kids.
The important thing is to admit when you're wrong and
to apologize.

Speaker 19 (01:54:45):
How come you won't never do that?

Speaker 1 (01:54:47):
Don't question me?

Speaker 12 (01:54:51):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
From the Fresh Prince, Here we go. Here's TV dead
number four.

Speaker 19 (01:55:03):
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman
your spouse has diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:55:07):
Philosophy hmm.

Speaker 7 (01:55:12):
To the God from Modern Family, Yeah, Phil Dumphy absolutely
absolutely got it. Here is TV dead number five.

Speaker 40 (01:55:20):
It's seventy five and Sonny, which means a Street squad
is gonna be out looking for them a super stickies.
If you don't got one, get down to Linoleum Depot
this Saturday from nine to two. I'll be there hooking
you up. I have one on your car, Win one
hundred bucks. Now I'm looking around and I'm seeing the
spin doctors with not one, but two princies.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:55:39):
Not a good guy, but he was a dad name
TV Dead number five.

Speaker 12 (01:55:44):
I honestly that I'm stumped on that one.

Speaker 7 (01:55:46):
On That was from family guy. That was Peter Griffin.

Speaker 12 (01:55:53):
I can not even believe I missed that.

Speaker 7 (01:55:55):
You just lost ten. We got ten back, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
Yeah right, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:56:01):
It's not that we're against you, but we just ltely
mean to give away.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Buddy. It's okay.

Speaker 7 (01:56:05):
You're up to ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
Here we go. Here's TV Dad number six.

Speaker 5 (01:56:09):
You all know exactly who I am.

Speaker 19 (01:56:12):
Say my name you want. I don't have a damn
cool well you are, Yeah you do.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.

Speaker 35 (01:56:21):
Now say my name.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
Wow, Walter White cooking it up in the kitchen. All right,
you're up to twenty dollars. Here is TV Dad number seven.

Speaker 5 (01:56:35):
But the best part is Peg.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
They're dedicating it to the most famous Pokai football legend.
A hint four touchdowns in one game. You well, it's
not official, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:56:51):
Here you go TV Dad number seven.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
Who was that.

Speaker 7 (01:56:55):
Talking to his wife?

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
Peg?

Speaker 12 (01:56:58):
Oh, I'll buy.

Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
You're doing really well.

Speaker 7 (01:57:04):
You're up to thirty dollars. Here is TV Dad number eight.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Your mother doesn't want listen to mister mob boss? What
did you call me?

Speaker 8 (01:57:12):
Hm?

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
Who's that mister mob boss? I don't know, Mom, Tony
soprano from the soprano. We just got ten dollars back in.
Now you're up to twenty dollars. We're down to twenty.

Speaker 12 (01:57:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
Here is TV dead number nine. George Festivus, is your
heritage one.

Speaker 41 (01:57:38):
Of who you are?

Speaker 12 (01:57:41):
You can't think it's first mister Costanzo.

Speaker 7 (01:57:43):
Yes, there you go from Seinfeld. There you go. You
were up to thirty dollars. Here we go TV Dad
number ten, Steve, what have you done to my window?

Speaker 6 (01:57:54):
But think I thought you said me cassa, Cassa.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
No, what I said was mess with me Costa when
you're out on yurasso?

Speaker 7 (01:58:02):
Okay, TV Dad and number ten, who was that.

Speaker 12 (01:58:08):
Can I hear that one more time?

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:58:10):
Sure, Steve, What have you done to my window?

Speaker 6 (01:58:13):
But we got I thought you said me casa su casa.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
No, what I said was mess with me cosser when
you're out on yurasso.

Speaker 12 (01:58:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
That's Carl Winslow from Family Matt. My guys, we just
got ten dollars back. Yeah, all right, Well here we
are at a very interesting spot, Chrissy. You were at
twenty dollars. You did okay, but this next one your
bonus is worth fifty dollars.

Speaker 49 (01:58:39):
Here we go, DJ, you got such a good heart.
You care about people, and that's why people care about you.
And everybody who knows the real DJ I think she's
pretty terrific.

Speaker 4 (01:58:53):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
I love you too.

Speaker 7 (01:58:57):
There you go, TV dad number eleven.

Speaker 12 (01:58:59):
Who was that Tanner rip?

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
All right? You know seventy? We will make it one
hundred dollars. Yeah, and you know you gave me goosebumps
there at the end. We love you, Chrissy. That was awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:59:15):
I love you, guys, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
This is the best You're well, of course.

Speaker 7 (01:59:18):
You got one hundred dollars. You just had to get
the names of TV dads.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 12 (01:59:22):
Take my morning as well every morning.

Speaker 7 (01:59:24):
Well, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
You tell everyone in supervill, Ohio that we said, Yo,
what's up?

Speaker 12 (01:59:29):
I will thank you guys. You have a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:59:32):
Hold on one second.

Speaker 6 (01:59:33):
What happened to Marty Bird?

Speaker 7 (01:59:36):
Well, you know we can't do all TV dads will
be here an hour.

Speaker 6 (01:59:40):
Isn't he a fantastic Daddrummond?

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Oh dark, Yeah, it's okay dad.

Speaker 7 (01:59:47):
At least he provides for his kids.

Speaker 15 (01:59:49):
Of course, Bill Cosby, Heathcliff Huxtable, he waules.

Speaker 17 (01:59:54):
No, but you know I just took him off this.

Speaker 6 (01:59:55):
We know what happened there.

Speaker 1 (01:59:57):
Yeah, what's your your beef? Would mean you would never
make it as an accountant.

Speaker 20 (02:00:02):
Do you realize that person what won legitimately according to
the rules of the game, thirty dollars and then at
the end you're like fifty six.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
We'll give you one hundred dollars.

Speaker 17 (02:00:12):
He's generous.

Speaker 31 (02:00:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:00:13):
I don't think anyone else is going to complain.

Speaker 20 (02:00:15):
No, no, listen, I'm just saying that if you were
playing with anybody else's money this, this might be an issue.

Speaker 16 (02:00:20):
He'd be a great parent, Like if you had chores
around the house and they were like five dollars a
chore and you needed three and be like you don't
when here's fifty bucks. Here, go ahead, just see you
thanks for being a good kid. Like see, you'd be
a great parent, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (02:00:32):
There you go. I don't know why everyone, why were
you bitching at me? Go away, Nate.

Speaker 5 (02:00:35):
I'm not bitching at you.

Speaker 7 (02:00:36):
No, I'm talking Nate, Nate.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
This is why you're great at what you do, because
I just don't think you would have made it as
an accountant. Okay, okay, nice, Thank you, Nate.

Speaker 2 (02:00:45):
I think the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
CORDI me just walked in the new album. It's about
you being outspoken.

Speaker 6 (02:00:55):
It's just expressing my old relationship dating again, goes, I
don't like.

Speaker 17 (02:01:01):
How are we gonna know?

Speaker 10 (02:01:01):
The crew?

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
Is there a song of the album called I Don't
Like These Girls?

Speaker 17 (02:01:05):
Named the album.

Speaker 7 (02:01:05):
Bet is looking for an exceptional driving experience.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
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Speaker 2 (02:01:19):
Today, Elvista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.