FULL SHOW: The Day We Wouldn’t Date A Virgo

We unpack Elvis’s oddball youth, glitter obsessions, coat-based arguments, and yes—why Danielle put potatoes in her socks. Plus, secrets are spilled, underwear gets tossed, and Producer Jamie’s dating on Farmers Only.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Who in her horny? You'll color me there.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I listen to you guys every day.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Guys, what's upset? Get ready for embrace yourself.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I want you to go tell him that his fly
is down.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Stick in there. This sounds at the beginning of a
lot of horn I agree.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Tell me I like it.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
You know when I say hey, please dong me? Then
feel free?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Tel vis Ter Wren in the Morning Shows one hundred.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
I'm gonna ask you a question, and I need to
think about how you're gonna answer it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
What do you want to be when you grow up?

Speaker 7 (00:56):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
What do you want to be?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
What do you want to do when you grow up? Okay,
so several things you need to consider. Well, what does
grown up mean?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Mm hmmm?

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Because someone actually asked this question of me yesterday and
I actually admitted to myself I'm not growing up yet.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, it's like, no, not ready to grow up.

Speaker 8 (01:14):
I don't feel grown up yet either, not even a little.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
So what does that mean? I guess?

Speaker 6 (01:17):
So in your own mind you have to kind of
define what does grown up mean? Is it an age?
Is that you've accomplished something or whatever? And then the
question beyond that is what do you want to be?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, when you grow up? What do you want to
do when you grow up?

Speaker 9 (01:30):
I feel like I want to own something of my own,
like either own a party planning business or a kid's
party business, or even like a little cute boutique with
jewelry and shoes. Like to me, when I get to
that point and I can have that, I.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
Am grown up.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So the thing you have to think about is where
is that point?

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:48):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:49):
And then it's up to you to figure out, like
what do you want to be when you grow up? Kandhi, Oh,
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm going to have to think about this.

Speaker 11 (01:55):
But I did see a meme that said, I'm an adult,
but more like an adult cat, like I can kind
of to be left alone, but someone should definitely check
on me. Yes, And that's exactly how I feel about
my life all the way growing up like kind of
but still knock on my door of you now.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Nothing wrong with that, yeah, froggy If and when you
ever grow up? What do you mind?

Speaker 12 (02:11):
I kind of I want to start my own business
at some point. I want to do something on my
own where I'm my own, like I'm depending on myself
not depending on somebody else.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Yeah, you see, I'm the opposite. I mean, I'm not
the opposite. I'm this way. When I grow up, I
don't want to have anyone depending on me. Oh, I
don't want anyone that's good. Right now, I'm a mamma
cat with not I don't have enough teats.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
A lot of people.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
I got twenty people trying to grab up my teach. Yeah,
some of them are down here kind of chomping on them.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Over here.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
The other one's kind of fighting off them so they
can chomp for a while. My teach are just they're
like big rubbery or racers.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Sagging. I got sagging teach anyway.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Yeah, I'm looking forward to a day and age I
can just you know, I could just work on my
own teats, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, me, teats are.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
For me scary.

Speaker 13 (02:56):
When you grow up?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
What do you want to be? I want to be
a travel blogger?

Speaker 6 (02:59):
There you got that's awesome. Which is the ultimate, the
ultimate position in life, to have no one depending on you.
You're you're that all right? Something to think about? Okay,
what do you want to be when you grow up?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
And what does grow up really mean?

Speaker 6 (03:14):
And uh, this question you can ask anyone at any age,
because I'm I told you. When my father passed away, Uh,
he was up there and he said to me, he said, no,
you don't really ever grow up.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
And I thought that was so intuitive of him to
say that.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
It feels that way, Like do you ever feel grown up?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I mean, I know I don't.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I never feel like.

Speaker 9 (03:35):
We don't have a grown up job, Like you know,
I feel I feel more grown up and I go
home and I have to deal with like I put
on my grown up pants when I go home, and
I'm like, okay, to be a mom, now take care
of my ket This morning, I was a child.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Now grown up pants.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
It's true. But yeah, to hear my father say, you
never grow up. You will always be scared of things.
You always be frightened of things. You always be nervous,
and you all and you but you at the same
time will always have the need to be excited about things.

Speaker 14 (04:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
So I love that. Yeah, Froggy, I.

Speaker 12 (04:03):
Still feel like a kid when I need to call
my parents and ask for advice, Like there's things that
I don't know how to deal with, or there's situations
that I'm in that I need help handling, and I'm
able to pick. Luckily, I'm able to pick up the
phone and call both of my parents and still get
an answer.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I still feel like a kid. Then, Hey, Jessica, how
are you?

Speaker 7 (04:20):
I'm good?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
How are you doing? Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
When you grow up?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
What do you want to be? What do you want
to do?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I want to run a dairy goat farm.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, a dairy goat farm.

Speaker 15 (04:30):
Now, could you do.

Speaker 8 (04:31):
Some goat yoga on that farm as well?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
No? No, what are you doing now?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Right now? I work in a warehouse, picked fishing flies
for online orders.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Okay, so you're not doing anything that's related to goat.
But what do you think? Okay, do you think realistically?

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Do you think this goat herder job could be realistic
for you?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Seriously?

Speaker 7 (04:52):
It is?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I have right now, I have nine goats at home
to go with some horses and chickens. And it's like
a side gig for the moment. But when I get
it set up, I will be selling milk.

Speaker 13 (05:05):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Wow, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
And goats is supposed to be like little lawnmowers too, right,
Yeah they are?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Can you tell me all about the wooly Boger.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
This is the most one and the most difficult flights
to pick because they all get tangled up together in
the little.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Yeah sorry, little terminology I can only use with Jessica. Hi, Jessica,
let us know when you're a ship in your milk,
you know what I'm saying. Nate's doing that. Nate is
the closest thing to a goat that we have here,
other than having a bovine valve in his heart, which

(05:44):
is a cow. But Nate does this thing. He talks
as he laughs, which is sort of like it's like
if a goat could talk, it would be Nate. I
can't do it on cue now because I remember earlier.
See he's doing it right now. He speaks words and
he enunciates while he's laughing. He's like, you need to

(06:08):
out of your office.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
You see you're doing it now, do you do it?
It's funnier.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
It's the same as when people clap when they talk
to make to make a point. Oh yeah, you need
to stop talking now. Rather than he laughed, he talks,
what are you doing tonight?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I think I text with the claps, the little clapping hands.
Stop it now.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's true. I can hear.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I can hear you clapping as you tweet that or
text that.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hi Kim, Hi, how are you doing?

Speaker 13 (06:40):
Well?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
What do you want to be when you grow up?

Speaker 16 (06:42):
When I grow up? I've always wanted to be some
kind of animal trainer, like tigers or solphins or something
like that.

Speaker 8 (06:48):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Now, do you have any training working with animals?

Speaker 7 (06:52):
No?

Speaker 16 (06:52):
I mean I've always had a pet at home, but
nothing like that.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Never too late. You know, you could go be a
docent at a zoo. You could go be a you
know what I'm saying, what a docent? Well, if you
can volunteer at a zoo and be there, uh to
serve because zoos, most zoos are nonprofits and they need
they really truly need and depend on people coming in.
Not only are you learning while you're why you're donating
your time, you're actually working on this thing you want

(07:16):
to be when you grow up.

Speaker 13 (07:18):
Go do it.

Speaker 16 (07:18):
I actually have thought about doing something like that.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
You should. Zoos are the best.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
It's still that idea.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Thank you, Kim, Thank you, I know because you love
animals them. Daniel Gandhi should go be a docent.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
And I volunteered at a wolf sanctuary once and they
wouldn't take me.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Why did they not take you when you're volunteer? How
did they let you down easily?

Speaker 11 (07:36):
They just never got back to me. And I emailed
them like ten times. We even shouted out on the
air like hello, nothing.

Speaker 9 (07:43):
There's something odd that they didn't get, something we don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I love this text. I want when I grow up.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
I want to be a pony unicorn. That's someone ride
me around the room.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
That does happen.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Love them Morning Show. It's a good idea to follow
our socials prod.

Speaker 15 (08:03):
You know what's good for me?

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Elvis Durand's show.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Follow them to dayDay Elvis.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Duran in the morning Morning, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Durand, Dear god, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Man the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Why Scotty be in here? Horscopes? I'm here?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh horse?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
You know what horscopes? When he takes off the glass?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yes, yes, mister Sam, are you doing them with Scotty B?
I take if you'll have me, all right, Snotty B
take me.

Speaker 17 (08:29):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Simon
Cowell and Lewis Capaldi. Libra, you're a magnet for attention today.
Just make sure it's the kind of magnet.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Mag magnet you forgot the.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
End magnet you said magnet? Did I really start over?
Start over?

Speaker 17 (08:43):
Go all right, Libra, you're a magnet for attention today,
Just to make sure it's the kind you want.

Speaker 18 (08:50):
Your day's a six Scorpio. Restless energy is loud. Turn
it into adventure instead of distraction.

Speaker 17 (08:55):
Your day's a five Sagittarius. You're more powerful when you
stop apology guysing for your feelings. Your days of.

Speaker 18 (09:01):
Ten oh, Capricorn. Pressure is high, but you actually perform
best under it. Prove it today. Your day's a nine Aquarius.

Speaker 17 (09:08):
Someone important is ready to listen to your ideas, so
speak up. Your days of seven.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Ooh, Pisces.

Speaker 18 (09:14):
If you're soaking up everyone else's emotion, take a minute
to figure out which ones are yours.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Your days an eight Aries.

Speaker 17 (09:20):
You're in full speed mode, but even a race car
needs pit stops, so slow down. Your days of six.

Speaker 18 (09:25):
Hey, Taurus, money, food or love. One of them brings
you a surprise win today. Your day's a nine Gemini.

Speaker 17 (09:31):
You're attempted to do ten things at once, but pick
three for the day and crush them. Your day is
an eight.

Speaker 18 (09:37):
Hey, cancer, someone close needs honesty more than comfort, so
give them the truth.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Your day's a nine, Leo.

Speaker 17 (09:43):
Your energy is a spotlight, but use it to lift
someone else up instead of yourself.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Your days an eight.

Speaker 18 (09:48):
And finally, my fellow virgos, someone wants your loyalty, but make.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Them earn it first. Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 18 (09:54):
Your day's seven and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
So it's so it's so interesting to look back back
to your school days, maybe high school, Okay, maybe even
further than that, grade school. The things that happened to
you back then shaped you into who you are now.
It's it's it's hard to connect the dots sometimes, but
I I know that.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
You know.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
When I was a kid, I was a loner and
I uh, I was very awkward or in other kids.
And because of that, they weren't always kind to me.
And it wasn't awful, but it was it was enough
to make me just want to be at home by myself, sure,
with my creativity and my imagination, and I was fine.

(10:36):
And I truly believe now that because of that, I'm
here with you guys today. Absolutely I needed I needed
an outlet to connect with people, and I couldn't do
it face to face, so I did it through radio
and I wrote about it in the book and everything
like that, and so it it's things like that you
can kind of connect to Dodds and see, well, things

(10:56):
that maybe weren't that great then turned out to be
great things for you to do. You Gandhi, do you
have anything like that from your past that you can
identify with?

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Absolutely?

Speaker 11 (11:04):
I actually had a teacher when I was younger straight
say to me and then call my mother into the
office to also tell my mom that I was a
failure and a loser and I was never going to
amount to anything.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Would so a teacher use the words failure and loser.

Speaker 11 (11:19):
Never gonna amount to anything? Yes, And to be fair
to her a little bit, I was a pain in
the ass when I was a kid. I think I
didn't have enough to do. I got bored, so I
would start acting like a jerk in class. You act
out for a reason, right, So I would act like,
you know, a little bit rambunctious and she just absolutely
hated me. But instead of just leaving it there, let's
figure out something else for you to do, she decided

(11:40):
to tell me that I sucked and I was a loser,
and then she called my mom in told my mom
the same thing, right, Mama, Gandhi was not happy about that,
I know.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
But so how did that experience as a child scar
you a little bit yet catapult you into a life
of success, because obviously you're very successful.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (11:56):
It made me take a step back and think, what
am I doing that makes her thing I'm such a
horrible person.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
What am I doing to her that's really bothering her?

Speaker 11 (12:03):
Because I don't want to do that to somebody like
a what kind of teacher gets that upset with a
kid that they say something like that?

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Well, I know, and a teacher to be using the
words like failure and loser. That's really that she had
a problem of some Sorry now. Then later on in life,
I was doing weekends at a radio station and the
program director Bob Mackenzie, who I wrote about I spelled
his name out for you, called me and fired me
over their phone and said I should probably leave radio
because radio is nothing I would ever succeed at doing.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Oh how does he feel?

Speaker 14 (12:33):
Now?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I don't know who cares.

Speaker 11 (12:34):
I had a program director say that to me. He
called me into his office after I applied for a job,
and he said, and a quote, I'm sorry, you were
never going to get that job anyway. They're looking for
a rock star and you're just never going to be one.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
By the way, this conversation is going somewhere, and I
think it will be relatable to almost everyone listening. I
was reading yesterday that Adam Sandler had an acting teacher
here in NYU who took him out for a beer
and gently told him he should quit because he would
never make it.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Gently told him that yees.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
He said, look, you know, Adam, you're not going to
make it.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
That acting teacher was wrong exactly.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
So what I'm trying to say here is think back,
who told you you would not amount to anything?

Speaker 14 (13:18):
Right?

Speaker 11 (13:20):
And do you not think that those comments pushed you
just a little bit harder than some of the people
who are always clapping for you and always telling you're
doing a great job. Because you want to prove somebody wrong,
Well now I'm going to work harder.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
Well, okay, keep in mind, yeah, you know, using those
to help propel you, that's a smart way to do it.
But there are so many people who are told they're
going to amount to nothing and they live with it.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Right, they buy it, They buy it. It's not true.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Don't buy it. No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Do what I do be fueled by vengeance. It really
takes you far.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Well, vengeance is kind of scary, Gandhi. But here's my point, though.
Anyone who's listening right now, who is in high school
or younger or older, doesn't matter. And you feel as
if you are surrounded by people who really truly have
it freaking together more than you ever will.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's not true, you know.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
And every time I have talked to high school kids
about how they're doing now, I always say, whatever you're
experiencing in this universe you're living in in high school,
that is all going to go away the moment you graduate.
Once you're out of high school and you move on
to college or wherever you're going after high school.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
It's a whole new world, whole new set of rules.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
And if you feel like you really were a failure
in high school, you're almost guaranteed some sort of great
success beyond.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I agree, it's true. I have Ellen here, Hi Ellen,
what's going on?

Speaker 19 (14:41):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Guys?

Speaker 20 (14:41):
How are you today?

Speaker 19 (14:42):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (14:42):
You know, I'm doing even better now that you're on
the phone, Because you teach high school, you know exactly
what we're talking about, right.

Speaker 20 (14:48):
Yeah, so every day, you know, we have kids that
come in and you know, you see those moments where
a kid says or does something and you realize that
they kind of they've just changed the course of their
life and their path and where they're going.

Speaker 10 (15:02):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
I mean, look at your high school education, Ellen, how
were you in high school versus how are you the
moment you got out out of high school? How did
your world get better?

Speaker 20 (15:13):
Everything came naturally to me in high school. I got
good price, I got all this, and then when we
go to college, suddenly I was getting c's, d's, I
was failing classes. And it took a while, but eventually
I put back on track and I realized, you know,
no one's going to help me anymore, so you know,
I need to help myself.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (15:30):
So it talking me a little longer to graduate college,
but I did. I got my dodgelors, I be a teacher,
I got my master's, and I'm getting ready to go
for a second masters.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
And that's beyond good for you.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
So so, so your ditch happened, Uh, you failled into
your ditch in college, but then you pulled yourself out
and you realized no one could do it but you.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
That's great, listen, Ellen. All these high school students you.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Deal with every day, always remind them, Hey, there's a
great life waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
You got to believe me. Just hang on right?

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Uh?

Speaker 20 (16:00):
Yess what I do? I actually I teach him clean.
You know, some of the kids you just feel like
there's no excuite for them. So every day we just
try and help them find something. Well, what are you
interested in? And till we get you to where you.

Speaker 16 (16:10):
Want to be?

Speaker 6 (16:11):
I love you, Ellen. You know I have the thing
for teachers. I'm hot for teacher. Listen, Dellen, thank you
for listening to us. Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Okay, you too, thank you. There you go.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I think it's really important too.

Speaker 11 (16:22):
It's great when people believe in you and they have
your back, but it's so much more important and difficult
to believe in yourself. And if you believe in yourself
a little bit, you're gonna end up finding the people
who do believe in you and have your back and
help you do the things that you want to do.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
There you go.

Speaker 15 (16:36):
That is so stupid.

Speaker 21 (16:38):
Elvin Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Elvis Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Hey, I'm want to get into a conversation. One of
our interns interurn Caitlin. Can you is it right? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (16:58):
So entering, Caitlyn did something that just kind of throws
me off. Oh she was Hi, Caitlin, come on in
Welcome to the show now, she says. Recently, I was
reading her weekly assignment. I was talking to this guy
we'll call him. Can I use his name Kyle?

Speaker 19 (17:18):
It's made up?

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Okay. Anyway, I was talking to Kyle and was going
really well. We only knew each other for a little while,
but he wasn't being weird or anything or annoying, and
I thought that was a good sign. But I made
one fatal mistake of not asking when his birthday was
or what his zodiac sign is. Are you one of
those yes, Okay, I'm one of those people that genuinely

(17:40):
cares about someone's zodiac sign. Why would I waste my
time with someone if I hate their zodiac sign.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I just shouldn't. I just shouldn't. So when I learned
he was a Virgo, a sign.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
That I refused to date, I stopped talking to him,
his number deleted.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Conversation ended, it's over.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
I have too many Virgos in my life, and I've
had a few negative experiences with them in the past.
I just don't like them. There are eleven other signs
in the universe. Kyle had to be a virgo. No thanks. Honestly, though,
I feel like I'm doing the right thing here. I'm
protecting myself.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Really, No, you're not.

Speaker 8 (18:14):
What if he was the one?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Well, you'll never know.

Speaker 19 (18:17):
Yeah, And I don't want to risk that because.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
What was your what's your probably with virgos? What has
happened with other virgos that has just burned you?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Caitlin.

Speaker 19 (18:26):
Honestly, it goes back years that I can't give a
specific example, but every time something negative has happened with
a person, it's like, oh, they're a virgo.

Speaker 22 (18:35):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Of course.

Speaker 19 (18:36):
Also, my mom's a virgo and she's definitely listening right now.
So I'm sorry, mom, but I just don't want to
beta virgo. Like there's so many other signs.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I just think this whole thing is crap.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'm sorry, you can't do this, you can't do that.
It's just made up.

Speaker 15 (18:59):
Have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
All right?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
You know who are we?

Speaker 6 (19:02):
You know what I'm saying. If this is Caitlyn's thing,
it's Caitlyn's thing. If you already have it set up
in your mind, it's gonna fail.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
It's gonna fail.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
So it's done. Yeah, young Gandhi, But Caitlyn.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
What's what is your sign?

Speaker 19 (19:13):
Taurus?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (19:14):
God?

Speaker 11 (19:16):
Would you feel weird if a guy was talking to
you and then you told him you were a Taurus
and he was like, oh, I'm done, I can't do it.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
You're terrible, You're awful.

Speaker 19 (19:22):
Well that would make me a hypocrite. So no, because
you'd be okay with it. Yeah, because I respect that,
and I think a lot of people have bad It's
like sort of negative connotations with different signs, Like a
lot of people hate geminis or I hate virgos, so yeah,
it's a personal preference against him virgos.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
You just don't want to be with them around now.

Speaker 19 (19:42):
I am a friends with a lot of virgos, so
I just don't want to date one.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Okay, all right, it's it's it's gonna fail, so let
it go, Yes, Producer.

Speaker 18 (19:51):
Sam, see, we have to realize that these are like
average things. So in the morning, when we say your
day is a seven, that's an average of let's say
all Leo's throughout.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Okay, it's just an average thing.

Speaker 18 (20:02):
So I do think you might be selling yourself a
little short by just blocking off an entire sign because
it's just an average. It's not a promise. And I
do believe in that stuff, and I am a virgo.
So we'll talk later.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
But I think you are cutting off a little.

Speaker 18 (20:15):
Bit of your life that maybe you don't have to.

Speaker 19 (20:18):
Yeah, but it's only a like one out of twelve,
so it's not true a good experience.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
And this is the only reason it's.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
Amazing you call it.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
You know, you could be superstitious. You could be you know,
you could be anyway. We all have these quirks, we
all have these things we believe in. I wouldn't fight it.
I would say, you know what you're going with your gut.
You're going with the way you feel U. The universe
is telling you to go, don't question it, leave it alone.

Speaker 19 (20:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
So are you're limiting all virgos from.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
My dating life?

Speaker 19 (20:48):
Yes, dating life, but I'll be friends with them.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
You'll be friends with the virgo.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yeah, and even then you expect, you expect awful things
to happen with your friendship, like they're gonna use you,
they're gonna piss you off.

Speaker 19 (20:58):
I mean, I have blamed certain things my friends have
done on the fact there of hergo but I let
it side.

Speaker 11 (21:04):
Okay, Well, wait a second, does Kyle know why you
cut him off?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Or did you just ghost him altogether?

Speaker 19 (21:10):
I ghosted.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
You, Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Do you believe the earth is flat?

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Too?

Speaker 23 (21:16):
Like?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Seriously?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, Well, we're not here to insult her. I just okay,
So I have a little bit of a problem with this.
By the way, you're acting a little too sassy.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
He's real mad.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
About ten years ago, I went on a date with
a girl and fifty best date ever. I'm great on
a first date. I admit it.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I'm really good on a first date. According to you,
it was a great date. It was.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
It was fantastic. She was into me, laughing at every joke,
even the ones that weren't funny. And then she goes, why, hey,
it's your boy's your birthday? I said, ge Anyway, she goes,
are you a Capricorn? I said, yeah, totally shut down.
Date ended about five minutes later never heard from her again.
Good stop talking to me, because I'm a Capricorn. Let
it go, really let it go.

Speaker 19 (21:56):
That is one of the most Capricorn things I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Explain that, Caitlin, what do you mean by that?

Speaker 19 (22:03):
I mean Capricorn's I feel like this was to be
super hard working, but I think they're very hard headed
and very like self absorbed, and like, this is how
long ago is a state? Ten years ten years ago,
and you're still hold this anger and I think you
need to let that go.

Speaker 15 (22:21):
Y are very smart.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I find Kaitlin on top of her. Guy, I'll let's
go talk to Emily.

Speaker 7 (22:26):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Emily, Hi, Yeah, so you're a virgo and refuse to
date aries.

Speaker 24 (22:32):
Why is that, Emily, Well, I agree that I think
zodiac signs are real, and I would refuse to date
an aries because they're abrasive and.

Speaker 25 (22:43):
Everyone I've met has just is just mean and they
make me feel not good. So I agree, But also
I wanted to say that Virgos and tauruses are actually
very compatible, so it would be weird. I guess that
she thinks virgos are non datable.

Speaker 15 (22:59):
Emily.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
The areas I'm not mean there you go proof of.

Speaker 24 (23:05):
Not may mean but just a grace it.

Speaker 15 (23:07):
I'm not me.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I'm not never never Emily, thank you very much. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
I don't know look me personally, not that you've asked,
but I'll tell you I don't. I don't see for
me the sense into eliminating someone from the dating pool
if there is a certain sign. But as I've said before,
if that's your thing, it should be respected. I get
it because virgos with you are doomed from the from
the from the beginning, So why you even think about it?

Speaker 9 (23:39):
So I don't even even if it was a positive
experience in your head, you're gonna already make it a negative.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
So it's not worth it.

Speaker 19 (23:45):
That's not worth it.

Speaker 11 (23:46):
Por Kyle, you didn't even send him a text like sorry,
it's your sign that it's amazing, not you, like he
just got ghosted.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
He's probably sitting there.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
You know Ali Gold, who does our social beautifully, she'll
date anyone's sloppy seconds.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
What is your sign?

Speaker 26 (24:07):
I'm a virgo and I'm wondering, like, is this why
I'm single?

Speaker 6 (24:12):
No, that's why you're not dating Caitlin. Maybe one of
the reasons I don't it's okay, it's okay. Look, if
I don't want to I don't want to date someone
because of something the late under their nose points to
the left or something that's my thing, it's okay. And
now all people with noses point of the left don't
get mad.

Speaker 12 (24:32):
At Sheldon and he says no, Danielle's never abrasive, ever, never, ever, never.

Speaker 22 (24:40):
You know what really sucks here is that people complain
NonStop how hard it is to find a good person.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Why we prejudging.

Speaker 22 (24:47):
You're eliminating potential guys that could have great characteristics and
things to offer.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
You think you do understand that, right?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Do you understand that?

Speaker 27 (24:54):
Right?

Speaker 13 (24:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (24:55):
But how do you know I can't find that same
type of person that's a pisces or something.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah, you don't seem to be sweating it. She's okay, relax,
don't yuck her. Yum, I'm not gonna poo poo in
your cocut. Yeah, please, thank you. Let's go talk to Taylor. Hi, Taylor,
what's going on?

Speaker 22 (25:17):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Hello? Now you're a gemini, yes, but you don't act
like one. What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (25:24):
No?

Speaker 28 (25:25):
Well, I work with two other geminis at my job
and the one. She says that Geminis are more like
kind of like emotionless.

Speaker 29 (25:33):
I literally cry.

Speaker 30 (25:34):
Everything, like I feel like I feel like.

Speaker 28 (25:39):
I'm nice and like I'm not. I'm afraid to tell
people I'm a because I'm afraid that they're gonna automatically
like hate me and judge me.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Some people like.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Caitlin the judger, the judger of Uh what virgos? Who
do you hate?

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yeah, all right, Look Taylor, just because you don't fit
that Gemini profile?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Uh do you believe in this stuff?

Speaker 13 (26:00):
Though?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I mean, do you eliminate people from your life because
of their their astrological sign?

Speaker 15 (26:06):
Kind of?

Speaker 29 (26:06):
But I don't.

Speaker 31 (26:08):
I don't stress about it.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
See, Kaitlyn doesn't seem stressed. It's just like a matter
of fact, I'm not going to date you.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
You're a virgo. All right, thanks for calling? What's that?

Speaker 11 (26:15):
I just got a note handed to me saying Scary
made a stink about how he really wanted to date
a sagittary.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
No, how you won't date Oh how you won't.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Date a sagittary scorpio a scorpio? Excuse me? So listen,
don't you throw stink over there?

Speaker 22 (26:27):
Wait a second, No, but certain certain they're a fiery
zodiac sign, and Caitlin.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Knows wrong with Scorpios. We're just fine.

Speaker 22 (26:34):
Now you know that they're very jealous, you're very passionate
in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
But but you know that too much information from you.
I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
You're a little hypocritical because you said, just a moment ago,
by eliminating people because of their sign, you're you're, you're,
it's silly. But now you're saying you're eliminating sagittary.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
She's only elimining Virgo's not Scorpios Scorpio. I would have
be agreed with you on I follow what's wrong with
my wife Lisa, she's a Scorpio. Oh wow, stepped in that.

Speaker 11 (27:03):
I do it the other direction, and I warned people
when I meet them, like, just so you know I'm
a Sagittarius, because then anything I do that's bad from
that point on, I have a reason.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's because I'm a Sagittarius. It's not my fault.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Just to let you know, Caitlin, some very very datable Virgos,
Ryan Phelippe and Tom Hardy and Nick Jonas.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Oh they're all married. Never mind you couldn't have anyway.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
It's okay, I do not like something, but you're being
in as trying to be nice.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Now, don't do anything that's.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Notice to yourself. Don't listen to it. Best of luck,
Thanks for coming in, Kaylen. Everybody you're virgo need not apply.

Speaker 29 (27:38):
All of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 21 (27:45):
When I started my day with you in the morning,
Elvister wran in the morning show one hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
So Nate was telling me that he this is odd
because it made me my.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Brain just kind of explode a little bit.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
He went and registered his car in the state of
New York, right, yeah, and they sent his plates and
his registration to him, and his car is now under
someone else's name, like a total stranger.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
They made a little mistake. Yeah, so someone else owns
your car.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Technically yes, right now, somebody else owns my vehicle. So
I'm driving somebody else's car. But so last week I
go into the DMV, so this is the whole process.
You have to drop off paperwork and everything. And so
then I get the plates yesterday and it's made out
to this guy right there, right, and I'm like, wait
a minute, this isn't right, because it's all of my

(28:39):
car information on the registry, your ven and everything everything.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Luckily I had.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
The number for the DMV and I call and this
nice woman answers, and you know, I'm telling her my story.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
She goes, oh, no, I got to call you back.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
So then she, you know, calls me back in twenty minutes, says, okay,
we have to get this handled quickly.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
So you have to come in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
And we've got to figure this out because technically the
guy has my title to my co.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
You may own his car, and it may be a
much better car than yours. Whoa, you got a Lambeau
down the street.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Yeah no, Wait, they don't think that this guy did
this on purpose, like.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
This is a see that's what I thought. I'm like, well,
what happens?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
He goes, well, it was probably just paperwork, you know,
doing everything by hand.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Well, so now you're gonna get that fixed today. But
I love it got my mind to cranking about mistaken identity,
and it reminded me of a story that Scary told
us years ago, where his name is Anthony Skeary. That's
his name, okay, and he found out that there is
a convicted murderer a first degree murderer who is committed

(29:47):
to death row.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I mean, they're gonna kill him with the same name.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
So they told Scary that if he ever gets pulled
over by the cops, they could actually throw him back
in jail because they think he's the murderer.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Is that true?

Speaker 22 (29:58):
When I when I moved from Brooklyn to Jersey City,
I had to get a Jersey state license and they said,
oh no, the state of New Jersey and your name
don't go well together. You will get thrown in jail
and cart it off. They will think you are this guy.
So I had to go all the way to Trenton,
New Jersey to get a special driver's license. I had
a doubly triply prove who I was, and I think

(30:18):
they put a letter in front of I have an
S in front of my driver's license number.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
I don't know if you guys do too, well. It
says it right there on his license. I am not
a murderer, right.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
But the coding and they run.

Speaker 22 (30:28):
If they run my plates and driver's license, they will
now see that I am.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Not that guy.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
But now's the time to murder somebody.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Yeah, that sounds like a free kill. Seriously, So there's that.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
So the mistaken identity, I mean you could there could
be some guy named Bob Jones who is on the
do not fly list, And if your name is Bob
Jones very common name or it used to be, they'll say, no,
you can't fly.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Well I'm not that Bob Jones.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Got Bob Jones? Well so yeah, yeah, Gandhi in nate situation.

Speaker 11 (31:01):
Seeing as how his car is registered to someone else,
he kind of has a free crime spree issue going
on today. If he wanted to write, he could run
red lights and do all.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Kinds of stuff.

Speaker 13 (31:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I could to put these plates on, I could commit
all sorts of.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
You love having that power.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
This other guy, I'm gonna drive right to the toll
and not playing the toll. You should do that. Just
get out there and Greek Heaven. We did some research.
So the other the other Anthony Scary, the one who
has the same name, the convicted murderer, same name as
our Scary. He actually blew up a car mafia.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Style, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Yeah, oh man killed someone and then he was he
was sentenced to death.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
True story. Yeah, And I moved here and they're like,
you're him. No, not I'm not.

Speaker 13 (31:48):
It is funny.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I mean, it makes me look at you differently. I
gotta be honest.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Yeah, maybe it is you and you just don't want
to tell us.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
Yeah past, Yeah, sure, I'm wondering about your shady future.
I'm sure you have one anyway, So yeah, be careful.
If one little slip of a computer, a mistake, or
a person entering information could change everything you should get
You could get someone else's plates and your car is
now registered to someone else, or there's a convicted murderer

(32:18):
out there with your same name, and now you'll never
be trusted again.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Chip online one, same same issue as scary. Let's get
into this high.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
Chip are you doing?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
We're doing?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Okay, what's your story?

Speaker 10 (32:33):
Okay, it goes like this, and I'm telling you it freaked
me out. Twenty seventeen a year, twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen,
twenty eineteen. How I call the police for you know,
just the simple stuff. And every time I called, I
give them, you know, licensed registration and every time and
I'll just say my name is John Doe for sake
of you know, and they said, oh okay, they ran

(32:55):
my you know, my place and they said, oh, we
hate to tell you. One cop says, but there's a
warrant the RS. And at first I freaked out, but
I'm like, wait a minute, shit, you're not doing nothing wrong,
having for many, many hundreds of years. And then you know,
a year later, something else happened.

Speaker 25 (33:10):
Nothing.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
I had to call the police for the neighbor being
a jerk, you know, which happens in connected a lot, right,
and believe me, so I was saying, I'm gonna move
to New York.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Okay, So what happened? I mean, what were what were you?
What were you convicted of? Why did they want to
range you nothing?

Speaker 10 (33:26):
There's a guy with my exact same name, John Doe,
exact same birthday. Uh, and he was one number off
when they ran my social Security the final time and
I finally streamed it out with it was the police
are like, don't worry here you get pulled over again.
I'm like, yeah, but when you see the lights on
Elvisten the whole elvist A show, tell me you don't.

(33:50):
You shouldn't freak out if you're doing nothing wrong.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
But but did you ever find out what the other
guy with your name did?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (33:56):
He had outstanding DMV motor vehicle warrants for.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (34:05):
Yeah, And I'm like, I'm like, and the officer was
so nice to be in Connecticut, you know locally I live.
And he goes, listen, you seem like a nice guy,
and I was, but a uh And again I'm like, no,
one time I got a little sny. I said, no,
I gotten old wrestling alone. But I said, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be so rude. Yeah, you turn

(34:26):
around and put the hands up in the air.

Speaker 13 (34:27):
I'm like, no, I know.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
You gotta be car That's the thing.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
You know what if you find out that someone else
is in the system with your name, you gotta get
that fixed. Get that special letter, that scary, scary knocking
on the thing, put him on hold.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
You get that.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
You get that special letter. No, seriously, get that special letter.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, you need that otherwise you're dead. Who's entering the
phones today? Can I explain what happened?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
No, no, anyway, But he's but Chip has a point.

Speaker 14 (34:57):
You know.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
It's if you have the same name as someone else
in they were convicted murderer, or they owe money for tickets,
you're screwed, all right.

Speaker 12 (35:03):
Then they have the same birthday like that, even that
even adds to it. Now You're like, no, that's you.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Uh?

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Speaker 6 (35:57):
You know, we have so many people listening to the show,
and I want to get to know the people who
are listening to our show as well.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Like this, And it just.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Came and came out of nowhere.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Where I will ask a listener a question, they will
give an answer, and then will go around the room.
Then gandhi, you have to base your next question on
the answer they just gave. Okay, okay, I like this,
all right, this is how we get to know someone.
Larry King, I don't know if you knew who he was,
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question ready to go, and every question you asked for
the next hour is based on the answer they just
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Okay, that's cool, very interesting, right, yeah, all right, and
it shows that you're listening.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I'm sorry, what'd you say.

Speaker 13 (36:41):
I'm getting to know you.

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I'm getting to know about you.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Good morning, Bethany, I think you.

Speaker 14 (36:48):
Might mean Stephanie, Oh, Stephanie, good morning, guys. Do you
guys have no idea how long I've waited. I have
called you guys thousands of times, and my boyfriend it's
very doubtful, like you're not going to get through and
oh my god, you just showed him wrong.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Yeah, Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, it's so good to have you,
and it's time for us to get to know you,
because you know what, getting to know you makes us
feel real Keen, All right, Stephanie, I'm gonna ask a
question and you give it an answer, and all you
do is just sit there and let us just fire
some questions at you.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Okay, Okay, all right, Stephanie.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
You're from Cleveland, by the way, listening to Kiss ninety
six five. Thank you for listening to us. Stephanie.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 29 (37:34):
I'm a tattoo artist.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, alright, gandhi.

Speaker 11 (37:38):
All right, man, there's so many for this one. What
the craziest tattoo you've ever put on someone's body?

Speaker 14 (37:46):
I actually did a bloody tampon on somebody, and then
I also tattooed seven wieners on my own leg.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Okay, oh oh, I wish I had the follow up
to this.

Speaker 14 (38:00):
Yeah, you can send me an email address. I can
totally send you a picture of my leaners.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Okay, well, and I'll do the same.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Yeah, Froggy, what is your follow up for Stephanie?

Speaker 12 (38:11):
Now, those seven wieners that you tattooed on your leg,
did they represent seven different people?

Speaker 7 (38:17):
No?

Speaker 14 (38:17):
No, no, it's just I'm a very weird person and that's
just one of the things that I collect. And my
boyfriend saw this picture online. He goes, you need this,
and I'm totally agreed. I needed this, so I tattooed
it on my thigh.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Oh my god, I love it. By the way, just
a little pause in the action I'm loving, stephan Okay,
So based on that answer, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (38:38):
Okay, so you said that you are a weird person
and you collect things. So what other weird things do
you collect?

Speaker 14 (38:45):
Animal bones? I actually have a raccoons wiener bone and
I yeah, I'm just yeah, I do.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
By the way, another pause in the action, Diamond, you
just redeemed yourself.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
This is all right wiener bones, Nate, Okay, question where
did you get the raccoon wiener.

Speaker 14 (39:06):
Bone at a tattoo convention?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
All right, scary, scary? Follow up on the tattoos convention?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
What other types of conventions have you been to?

Speaker 7 (39:21):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (39:21):
Comic con?

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah, very nice? All right, my turn. I guess god,
I wish I could follow up on the wiener bone
comic con. What is it in your life, Stephanie, that had,
in your opinion, that has led you down this pathway
to these interesting unusual I don't want to say fetishes,
but uh, interests and like comic con and tattoos? Like

(39:45):
what what's your in your background made you who you
are today?

Speaker 14 (39:49):
I think it has to do with a little with
my grandmother and my mother. My grandmother was a seamstress.
My mother took over that. So I learned how to sew, crochet, crossed, ditch,
needle point, I can pain. I'm a jack of all traits.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
And I used to.

Speaker 14 (40:03):
Draw all the time, color anything crafty, and I was
just meant for this. It was a calling for me.

Speaker 15 (40:11):
That is so awesome.

Speaker 11 (40:13):
So do your mom and your grandma, who you got
all of these wonderful skills from, know about your Wiener tattoos?

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (40:19):
Yes, yes, my mom thinks I'm very weird, but she
wouldn't have me any other way.

Speaker 13 (40:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Wow, he seems pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
All right? Is your follow up?

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Frog?

Speaker 12 (40:27):
You seem to be very open. Is there anything you
don't tell your mom? You've told her about the Seven Wieners.
Is there anything you're holding back to your mom that
you'd like to share with us?

Speaker 19 (40:34):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (40:35):
No, no, I tell my mom everything. Every grewsome little
piece of my soul. My mother knows.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
Oh wow, So do you think you got this from
your mother? Is your mother just as weird.

Speaker 13 (40:50):
As you are?

Speaker 14 (40:51):
She's getting a little more weirder in her old age.
I had to bring it out of her.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
All right.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
The follow up from Nate, Okay, your mom's weird. If
your mom. This may be a yes or no question,
but I want you to elaborate. If your mom asked
for you to tattoo a very private part of her body,
would you do it?

Speaker 7 (41:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah, okay, elaborate, Please elaborate.

Speaker 14 (41:17):
I am all for body positivity and if this would
make her happy and feel comfortable in her own skin,
by all means I will do whatever it takes to
make my mother happy.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
All right, do another loop? I think we should on
that scary follow up?

Speaker 22 (41:31):
So what advice do you have for people and women
about body positivity?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Let's take it there.

Speaker 14 (41:38):
Probably just make sure you are comfortable with yourself. Don't
let anybody tell you otherwise. If you have a boyfriend
that says, oh, you shouldn't get this as a tattoo,
it wouldn't look right, dump them right there, because they
don't want to be with you. They want to be
with the essence of you. And if they can't accept
you for what you have on your body, what you
look like, they're not the right person for you. Supposed

(42:00):
to build you up, not break you down.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
Yeah, wow, Stephanie, you are just amazing. You were amazing,
all right, So let me follow up on that. I
don't want to get too dark, but if you go dark,
that's where we're going. So was there anything in your life,
any any major, major moment in your life that made
you go, wait a minute, I get it now, now
that this has happened, I now love myself and treat

(42:26):
myself differently.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Was that was there a moment that was a turning
point in your life?

Speaker 14 (42:29):
My child? Giving birth to my eight year old and
I did that with no epidural so I felt every
ounce of pain. And he is the one that changed
my life around for the best.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
All right, Gandhi, that's wonderful.

Speaker 11 (42:42):
Okay, So what was your life like before your child
that you feel like maybe he needed to change or
if you felt there was good everything.

Speaker 14 (42:52):
Everything. I was going down a very destructive path with
destructive people, and that surprise is just turned me around
because all I wanted to be was a mom and
now I get to be a cool mom.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
He's the coolest kid in school.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Wow. Okay, your follow up, Froggy.

Speaker 12 (43:12):
So with him changing your life the way he has,
do you try and steer him to stop from the
things that maybe you thought bad paths you were going
down that you'll steer him in a better direction.

Speaker 14 (43:23):
Yes, And I also try to give him other outlooks
that he could do any other way to express his
creativity that would be in a healthy way instead of
being destructive.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
All right, follow up, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (43:36):
So does your son use you as show and talent
and say, hey, look at the penises on my mom's leg.

Speaker 14 (43:42):
You know, we tell him not to discuss what tattoos
I have, but he does. He's my biggest advocate. He
my mom's tattoo ward ish. He tattoos everybody. He's going
to tell everybody our life story when he needs them.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
One second, all right, follow your tattoo artist.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Your mom's a tattoo artist. Has anybody ever come into
the tattoo shop and just point at the wall and say,
give me that one and.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
What was it?

Speaker 14 (44:09):
I'm not that kind of I'd like to make and
customize the pieces for everybody else. So I'm not like, here,
pick this off the wall and I'm going a tattoo
on it, or someone brings me a picture of a
tattoo that's already someone's tattoo. I'd rather create it and
remake it into my own.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Well, okay, I'm glad it's my turn now. Stephanie, by
the way, having so much fun with you. Thank you
for spending time with us.

Speaker 14 (44:33):
I'm having so much fun with you. Guys, you have
no idea, you.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
Know what you seem like such you seem so well
connected to the people you're talking to, because obviously you're
connecting with us in tens of millions of.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
People right now.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
So if so, if I walked into your your business,
and this is kind of where I am with the tattoo,
I'm fifty something years old, I still don't have one.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I want one.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Oh my goodness, I can't land on the one I want.
What kind of psychology? What kind of versation do you
have with someone to like me to help make me
figure out what tattoo I should get.

Speaker 14 (45:06):
I feel like you should get something that's definitely meaningful
to you. Not your significant other's name, because that's always
a bad juju for relationship, yes, ma'am. But get something
meaningful that could represent you, your pets, your significant other,
or deceased one, something that you won't regret.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
I got all the.

Speaker 14 (45:27):
Tattoos that meant something to me, and now I'm getting
the tattoos that don't mean anything. Just make sure that
you focus on something that you were going to want
to look at for the rest of your life, because
once it's there, you can't change that.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
You give you a wiener elvis. I already have one.
I'm on Instagram looking street or tattoo? Is that you?

Speaker 14 (45:52):
It's actually tattoo slap, tattoo tatt underscore.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
L ap forget?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
I said that. Okay, she just told me one more
round because I'm having so much fun. She just told
me the philosophy of what I should go through in
order to chuse the tattoo.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
So pick it up.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Scary, Well, did I skip you last one?

Speaker 30 (46:11):
Okay?

Speaker 22 (46:11):
So give us give us another positive, awesome philosophy of
your life that has nothing to do with the tattoo.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Something different.

Speaker 14 (46:19):
I don't know. I mean, my wife is literally tattoos,
and my child.

Speaker 8 (46:26):
Like your blue hair.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
By the way, I think we can leave it at that.

Speaker 6 (46:28):
You all right, it's tattoo underscore slap. How did you
choose tattoo underscore slap? That sounds fun?

Speaker 14 (46:37):
Well, tattoo of course, because it's tattoos. But my name
is Stephanie Lee and Persowski. So my initial spell slap.

Speaker 8 (46:44):
Okay, that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
You know what, Stephanie, you are so much fun to
talk to. You know what, I'm so glad we got
to know you today. I know there's much more.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I know. That was just the surface.

Speaker 26 (46:56):
She's You're beautiful, beautiful, thank you and blue good beautiful.

Speaker 8 (47:01):
I love your coraline one.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
It's so cute.

Speaker 23 (47:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (47:05):
That's my girl, Megan. I love her so much.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Okay, and again, if you want to check out Stephanie
on Instagram, it's tattoo, underscore, slap and you know what,
it's been fun getting to know you.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
We could do this without this dumb song. Stephanie, have
a great day.

Speaker 14 (47:23):
Okay, thank you so much. I'm so happy. I hope
you guys have a great day.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Because of you, we now will thank you very much.
Say say thank you again to Stephanie Diamond.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
She's all yours.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
That was great, haha, laugh, funny.

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Speaker 1 (48:39):
Tap, Daniel, what's your phone tap?

Speaker 13 (48:41):
All right?

Speaker 8 (48:41):
Well, Katie is the phone tapping her husband Jim.

Speaker 9 (48:44):
She's a singer and her goal basically is to get
on like American Idol, So she's always trying to get
on these different reality shows. So she wants me to
call her husband and say, guess what your wife's.

Speaker 8 (48:54):
Gonna be a on a reality.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Oh, that's awful one she's on. Okay, let's listen in
today's phone. Here we go.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
Hello, is I am looking for Catherine Blivelin? Please?

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Okay? What about?

Speaker 8 (49:07):
This is Sarah from the reality show.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
How are You?

Speaker 7 (49:11):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 14 (49:12):
What?

Speaker 7 (49:12):
I don't know what? What reality show it?

Speaker 9 (49:14):
It's like a spinoff of all of those singing competitions
that you see on TV all the time, except this
is on cable, so we can get away with a
little bit more.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
I knew that she was applying like she wanted to
be on America. We spoke about her beewd on American
Iidle she left to sing. I don't know what this
one is though.

Speaker 8 (49:28):
We talked about an outfit.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
Tell her she doesn't have to worry about shopping for
that outfit because most of the time she's not going
to be wearing anything anyway, so it doesn't make a difference.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Wait, she's not going to be wearing anything on the show. Yeah,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (49:43):
It is a singing show, but the show is called
Naked Idle, so it doesn't make sense to wear clothing
on a show called Naked Idle.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
People are naked on the show.

Speaker 8 (49:51):
She told me that you would support her.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
She yeah, but I would support her she was on
American Idol. I wouldn't support her for everybody to stare
at her.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
The show's been on in Europe, first seasons and everybody loves.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
We're not in Europe. Don't do like that here, or
it's just out and you're singing on a TV show.

Speaker 9 (50:06):
Yeah, I know. I'm sure that you would sit at
home and you would look at other naked women.

Speaker 8 (50:09):
But God forbid your wife.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Because I'm not a disgusting loser.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Thousands and thousands of people applied.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
Until America because it's like as a culture of idiots.

Speaker 9 (50:20):
And your wife is Oh so your wife's an idiot.
Is that what you're saying for me?

Speaker 7 (50:23):
That's idiotic. I think she didn't tell me about this.

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Tell her to get back to me and again, just
let her know, no need to go back on an outfit.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Sure sounds good, and we hope you too.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
We hope you tune in.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
I'll be the biggest fan to see my wife and
a bunch of naked dudes. It's gonna be great. I
can't wait.

Speaker 14 (50:39):
I can't believe you only felt that.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
That's awesome.

Speaker 9 (50:41):
We're going to call him back and it's all you here. Okay, okay, yeah,
let's just call him and see what happened.

Speaker 29 (50:48):
Hello, hey man, how I am Katie.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
I just got a phone off from some random producer.
You're gonna be on television singing songs naked. You're gonna
be on national television. Don't you think that it's like
not about seeing like maybe it's about and don't.

Speaker 29 (51:07):
You realize this is performing and it's the arts and
you have to put yourself out there.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
You have to do You don't have to be naked.
People are American Idol are not naked. That's a joke, theirs.

Speaker 14 (51:17):
This show has been on Europe.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
People don't care why we don't live We don't live
in We don't live in Europe for like the fifteenth
times to day. I mean, what's the next step. It's
going to be like American Idol you're giving people? Is
that what you're gonna do? I support you up and down.
I pay for the applications, I drive you to the auditions,
but I did not sign up for the You know what,
this show.

Speaker 29 (51:38):
Is special and it's show show showcasing. What other assets
I have?

Speaker 7 (51:45):
What other assets? You have in your ass. What if
you are If you want to be a singer, go
on YouTube like Justin Bieber. That is, if you really
want to be.

Speaker 29 (51:54):
Famous eight year old progeny or whatever.

Speaker 7 (51:59):
I'm sitting down with Jason. We're gonna be flipping the
channels and then it'll be like whoa once it's Tuesday.
I wonder what's on Naked Idle? Oh? Is that?

Speaker 22 (52:07):
Katie?

Speaker 7 (52:07):
Look at look at the little more, look at the
little more above, look at that, look at the more
about that? Look at that? Is that author?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Jason?

Speaker 7 (52:13):
Don't you want to see that?

Speaker 31 (52:14):
You're an idiot?

Speaker 7 (52:15):
The end of your dignity is what this is.

Speaker 8 (52:18):
Actually, this is the end of the phone tap?

Speaker 7 (52:21):
What Jim?

Speaker 9 (52:23):
This is Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in The Morning
Show and your wife. There's no naked idol.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Oh my god? Yeah cool? This is the way, too
early in the morning to be getting this pushed off.

Speaker 8 (52:37):
You really didn't you really don't want it to be
on that huh?

Speaker 7 (52:39):
Oh my god, tell me how you really do? This
is war.

Speaker 21 (52:43):
This is wary Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 17 (52:48):
This song tables pre recorded permission granted by Altarty Space the.

Speaker 21 (52:52):
Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Durant in the
Morning show.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Let me just float something out there. May I please
got any got any secrets?

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (53:06):
Do it?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Should we do it?

Speaker 32 (53:08):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (53:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (53:10):
You know it's really interesting because Gandhi was saying she
just goes up to total strangers and will ask that question.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Got his secret?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yes, and without hesitation, they will give you some blood curdling,
hair curling secrets. You're like, what, It's shocking.

Speaker 11 (53:25):
It's really shocking how many random strangers are just willing
to tell you something crazy. Now, maybe they're lying to me,
but I think for the most part, they just want
to get stuff off their chest. I found out people cheated,
people stole money, all kinds of different things.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
It's amazing. Just ask a stranger you got any secrets?

Speaker 6 (53:40):
I promise we will not use your real name. Well,
let's make up some really crazy fake names. Can call
Nate or easier than that Texas at fifty five one
hundred scary. Do you have any music for got any secrets?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I sure do?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
All right?

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Hey, uh and these people on hold on the phone, Nate,
are these their real names?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Assume are assumed they're fake names, they're alias.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Okay, okay, fake names good. I don't want to use people's
real names. This is the worst music for tell me
a secret?

Speaker 13 (54:13):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
What do you have? I got to the music, all right,
what do you have?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
It's like a half step up.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Also, okay, let's not do any music. We're fine, We're good.
Let's just skip to music part.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
We're good.

Speaker 13 (54:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Line eleven Tiffany not her real name. She hung up.

Speaker 9 (54:36):
Oh oh oh, her secret was so bad she couldn't
even pretend to say it.

Speaker 8 (54:41):
Don't pretend to be someone else.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
She peeded in her bitchy coworker's water bottle.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
Oh my, ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Let's let's not congratulate that. Roe four Line twenty four.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Not her real name. Hi, Roquel, Hi, so are we're okay?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Tell us your secret?

Speaker 33 (55:05):
So I'm cheating on my husband with my twenty five
year old pool boy.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
All this is lady?

Speaker 8 (55:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (55:13):
So are you cheating on your husband because you just
need more? Or he's just awful?

Speaker 12 (55:19):
He's just awful.

Speaker 33 (55:21):
He's just I just and I just realized it. Now
there's a there's a large he's he's twenty years older
than I, and I kind of see things differently than
I used to see them, So I was kind of
just like, screw it.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
All right, Well, enjoy your time with the prool boy,
but keep in mind you have a life to live.
So you know, if he can time to move on,
let him go, let him go live his own life.

Speaker 22 (55:41):
You know.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Good luck to him, to you on that rockeut.

Speaker 7 (55:44):
Yeah, it's the early stages of it.

Speaker 33 (55:45):
It's only been going on for like.

Speaker 31 (55:46):
A week so far.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Exciting fight.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
Yeah, well hell us, yeah, tell it's fact, all right, Roquel,
thank you very much. The pool Sandy online twenty so Yeah,
Roquel's pool has never been cleaner. Sandy online twenty three.
Not her real No, go ahead, Sandy, tell us your secret.

Speaker 27 (56:03):
I dated a guy who transported weed for eight months.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Oh illegally, I'm assuming across the state.

Speaker 29 (56:11):
Line, very cross quite a few state lines.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Oh oh my, there you go. It's your secret. It's
your secret.

Speaker 23 (56:22):
And we used to say it was to bring the
joys to others.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Absolutely, all right, Sandy, that's your secret. Don't tell anyone.
Text us his number, stop it for us.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Thank you. Sandy. Line twenty two is Wanda. It could
be your real name. I love the name Wanda, Wanda,
what's your secret?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
So probably over the course of I don't know, eight
to ten years, I've stolen, well, not anymore, hundreds of thousands.

Speaker 34 (56:52):
Of luxury makeup and skincare.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Oh wow, wow to use her.

Speaker 20 (56:57):
To sell, Oh no to you?

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Okay, oh man, hundreds of thousands of dollars of cosmetics.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
I'm assuming pop getting.

Speaker 9 (57:07):
Carr of and luxury, she said, luxury, not like you
know that stuff ain't cheap.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Cove a girl.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Like La Maire and stuff like that.

Speaker 29 (57:17):
Yeah, there are some of that.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I bet you look fabulous.

Speaker 13 (57:25):
You look so young.

Speaker 8 (57:27):
How do you do it?

Speaker 6 (57:28):
Thank you, Wanda, thanks for listening to us. And by
the way, I don't want people are gonna.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Start yelling us.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
How dare you glamorize the fact that these people like
cheating and stealing.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
We're not.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
You can make up your own mind with that.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
Some texts coming in confession time here. I had relationships
with my ex's mother as soon as I was done
with my ex on the same night, about an hour apart.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
Oh, oh my god, sloppy seconds. Uh well, god, oh
my god.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Look at all the texts.

Speaker 11 (57:57):
Yeah, gandhi, there's one here that says when my boyfriend
makes me mad, I do mean things to him, like
putting jalapinos on the toilet seat so his balls burn
and having the dog like his sandwiches.

Speaker 8 (58:08):
Oh my god, my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (58:13):
Another way, my secret is I worked on Saturday nights
for five years. I told my wife I was playing
cards so I could have some extra money to spend
that she wouldn't know about.

Speaker 18 (58:20):
Okay, yes, Cary, someone just texted in.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
I sniffed seats when people get up. Oh, this is strange.

Speaker 12 (58:32):
What My wife sent a bondage kit to the state
where she was visiting a week before she left to
see her sister. She doesn't know that I know.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Oh whoa, Maybe her sister's tying her up.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Nah, who knows?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I had sex with my cousin and my grandmother's bed.
That's always fun. Oh yeah, yeah. I can't believe everyone
has a secret. They all do, and they're all texting us,
and so there's someone here I can't read because I mean,
they just I understand why they're secrets. Do you guys
see anymore?

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Hmm hmmm. I'm pregnant. No one knows yet. Okay. A
lot of those, A lot of secret pregnancy is going on.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Someone takes care of themselves in the car.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
That isn't that dangerous.

Speaker 12 (59:22):
This person says, I've been with over five hundred people
in my fiance and nobody in my family knows.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Oh, it's a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Yeah, all right, it's interesting.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
So did you see the last one? I have sex
with my girlfriend's mom more than my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Oh wow, whoa?

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Okay, So look, keep your secret. You don't have to
share it with us. Although you are now that they're
rolling in, you don't have any level of guilt. And
I'm listening to all these secrets.

Speaker 8 (59:53):
Maybe it feels better.

Speaker 9 (59:54):
It feels better for them to get it off their chests,
like they feel like they've been relieved of something.

Speaker 12 (01:00:00):
Yes, so yeah, I feel that my life is boring.
I don't have any good secrets like this. I feel
like I'm living life wrong because I'm not doing anything
any of these things these people are doing.

Speaker 13 (01:00:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Anyway, so thanks for sharing your secrets. Let's just move on.
For some reason, I just feel dirty.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Uh Line six? Oh do we really want to go here?

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
This is awful? Hello Tiffany, is that your real name?

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
No, no, you really no, hold on, you really peed
in a coworker's water bottle?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yes, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Well, so let's start with a coworker. So obviously you
have you detest this human being?

Speaker 29 (01:00:40):
Oh yeah, a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
What can I ask what they did that made you
pee in?

Speaker 35 (01:00:45):
All kinds of things like ripping up some of my
paperwork and saying that I've stole money, And it just
goes on and on. It's been going on for like
six weeks, and my the people like in charge of
doing nothing about it. It's like harassment. I'm getting called

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and after I leave it's like enough where.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
I just okay, well wait, hold on, hold on. So
there's a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
It sounds like there's a lot of bad stuff going
on in your office and it needs to be corrected
by management. But do you think do you actually feel
better about everything?

Speaker 27 (01:01:24):
Well?

Speaker 35 (01:01:24):
Yeah, when I looked at her now and I'm just like, yeah,
I'm you know, I'm trying not to say any bad
words here.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
You feel you know, you feel you feel better about
the situation because you by the way, how do you
aim to get it in a bottle?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
So strange?

Speaker 20 (01:01:40):
It was one of the bigger bottles, you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Know, but I'm not trying to be a downer here,
but it is it is against a law to pee
in people's bottles.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
Is it wrong that I have questions?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
I want to know how you got the water bottle,
like like snuck it away and then snuck it back
with out her.

Speaker 35 (01:02:00):
No, I didn't have to speak it.

Speaker 32 (01:02:02):
She left, she loved it.

Speaker 35 (01:02:04):
I'll get to see her drink it, so that would
have been.

Speaker 13 (01:02:09):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Well, look, we have to put you on hold, Tiffany,
but thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 11 (01:02:13):
Feel scared of Tiffany, I know, and we're not judging,
but I'm a little scared that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
I'm gonna go ahead, and you know me, my rule
is always don't judge the listeners, and if they take
the time to call in, because there are our listeners,
I'm going to go ahead and break my rule and judge.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Geez.

Speaker 15 (01:02:29):
She's the type of person.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
I don't want to cross. Let's put it at all ever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
I just yeah, all right, Well we move on.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
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Speaker 36 (01:02:47):
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Speaker 21 (01:03:13):
Elvis Duran here he is the Morning Show one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
You know what I need?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
My favorite moment of our show?

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
What guess favorite moment?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I love it more than any other moment. The end
of it.

Speaker 19 (01:03:24):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
My second favorite moment the show is thank you Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Let's go around the room. I'm gonna start with Gandhi, Gandhi,
what's on your mind today?

Speaker 11 (01:03:36):
Do you know what other countries call the typical American diet?
There's an acronym for it. No what sad s A
d the standard American diet Because the food that we
put into our bodies is so bad. Around the world,
it's known as sad. They look at us and they're like, oh,
they're eating sad.

Speaker 15 (01:03:54):
Tracks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
It is true compared to what they're eating in most
countries anyway, unless you you know Austria and eat schnitzel.

Speaker 11 (01:04:02):
But even the schnitzel there is probably healthier than what
we're eating here because the chemicals and the hormones and
everything that they're putting into our food. It's banned in
a lot of other countries, but we just do it
here like it's no problem. And other countries look at
us and they think, hmmm, so sad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
All right, and what do we do to combat this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
We have to eat more healthy, eat more schnitzel. Yeah,
real food, real.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Ingredients, more schnitchel. Sounds like a plan, I mean more schnitzel.
All right, You're right, we are sad.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
I no, speaking of said scary, I'm happy.

Speaker 22 (01:04:30):
Actually, you know, I just can't even begin to tackle
what's going on with iOS twenty six for the Apple iPhone.
Everybody needs to go and look at the videos online
and just write notes to yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
This is a major upgrade.

Speaker 22 (01:04:46):
I know we talked about it a little bit before,
and those of you who are reluctant to upgrade, don't
be that person this time. Even Danielle who hates upgrading,
Oh no, I'm not gonna go to the next version.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Trust me, you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Need this to say.

Speaker 15 (01:05:01):
I'm very impressed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Don't resist now, I always twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
It's a lot of fun that what is it called
liquid glass or yeah, yeah cool?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I can't even begin to get into it of what what? Okay?
Then don't I won't, but we all love it. Thank
you for bringing it up.

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Don't resist, says Sketty, and don't be sad, says Gandhi.
What say you, Froggy? What's on your mind today?

Speaker 12 (01:05:21):
You know, sometimes you get really geeked out when somebody
kind of cool follows you on Instagram. But for me,
it's a restaurant here in Jacksonville. One of my favorite
restaurants is a barbecue place. The other day I woke
up and realized they had followed me on Instagram and
it made my day?

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
Who that?

Speaker 25 (01:05:34):
So?

Speaker 12 (01:05:34):
Let it was Bono's Real Pit Barbecue. It is the
best barbecue man, and they followed me. So let something
simple make your day.

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
Look, I don't think that's simple at all. I think
it's the best follow ever.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
I don't get free food or anything, but at least
they follow me on it. I bet you do now,
I hope, so you put it out there, Hey, producer saying,
what's up?

Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
All right?

Speaker 18 (01:05:52):
I think we need to make a small adjustment here
in America because I read in Sweden, when you donate
blood and that blood is being used, you get a
text message alert thanking you and letting you know, hey,
you're currently help saving a life right now. I feel
like that's such a small, doable thing and what a
big payoff. I feel like if we did that, or
if a lot of places did that, we all want
to donate blood more. I hate beedles. I know that

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would help get me in the chair more often. But
what a great thing Sweden does it is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I mean, we donate blood. When we do it anyway,
we don't know where it goes.

Speaker 18 (01:06:21):
Yeah, Scotty says, it just sits in a freezer forever.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
So this would help disprove that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
You may never find out where it goes. At least
you find out when it goes exactly like that, thank you, feeding. Hey,
what's up there, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
So my cat Diggy has like a little stuffed animal
that she absolutely loves. It's actually a puffle from Club Penguin.
I don't know if you guys played Club Penguin back
in the day. But this is what the puffles look like.
And this is what when we went away on our trip,
she put the puffle in our suitcase. And when we

(01:06:55):
got to our destination, we unpacked and there was the puffle.
And she carries this around like it's her baby, like
when she has it in her mouth, you know, because
she makes those noises like she's carrying around her child.
So she gave us this puffle to take with us.

Speaker 8 (01:07:10):
I was bawling when I got on vacation.

Speaker 13 (01:07:14):
You can't love the.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
Way she gave us her baby. Well, are you sure
she gave it to you or did she just play
with it and left it their? Now she's without her puffle, right.

Speaker 8 (01:07:21):
She just suppressed.

Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
I think she gave us the puffle on purpose, a
perfect on purpose.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
What the hell an on purpose buffle?

Speaker 15 (01:07:30):
Say that?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Very purpose puff purpose?

Speaker 15 (01:07:35):
Anyway, Thank you, Diggy, I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Thanks for the gift. Hay straight eight.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Okay, everybody knows this phrase, the hair of the dog. Yes, yeah,
and what is it Elvis?

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
If you want to well, they say, if you wake
up with a hangover, you need a little more booze
because it's the hair of the dog that bit you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Correct, you know where the phrase comes from. No, In
ancient times, they said, oh, a rabbit dog just bit you. Here,
take a cup of hairs out of its tail and
put it over the bite wound.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
That will cure you. No, they all died. That's where
the phrase comes from.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
You got bit by a rabbit dog and they said
to take some hair of the dog that bit you
and put it on the wound.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Didn't work, But we still have the phrase.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
I know I still do that when I need to
feel better after a night out. But my dog is
out of hair.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
And now our.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Special guest Scotty B.

Speaker 13 (01:08:28):
Yes, you know.

Speaker 17 (01:08:28):
I'm tired of being shamed for my email address. I
had to call a local utility the other day and
when they asked my email address and I was like,
blah blah blah at aol dot com. He was like
and I was like, dude, I said, that's not nice.
He said, they are still a thing, and I'm like, yes,
there's still a thing. My problem is is every single

(01:08:49):
account for everything I've ever done for the last twenty
plus years is all registered with this email address. And
what a pain in the ass would be to change everything?

Speaker 19 (01:08:58):
Keep it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Who cares I'm going to keep email address. That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
I don't know. I don't like that. People giggle when
I say what my email addresses? You got rid of
hot mail?

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Remember that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
So stop AOL shaming us. I've got mine too.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I really use it, but I still have stuff that
I signed up for a thousand years ago. It's easier
just to let it ride on AOL. I don't send
anything on AOL. How embarrassing I do.

Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
I would love to talk to Scary and Nate about
their boys' night out Saturday. How did that go?

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
It was fun? It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
We went.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
We started and had dinner at a club staurant. Scary call.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
You went to Jeans Jeez, Jeans is awesome, Okay, and
then what'd you do?

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Then we went to U Highlight.

Speaker 22 (01:09:47):
We stopped at Romeos for a second, went to the
Highlight Room and then Lucy that's l O O S
I E s Lucy's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Were you the oldest people at Lucy's? Well, yeah, because
it was night.

Speaker 22 (01:10:00):
I feel like we've decided we think that and later
the lad he gets, the younger the crowd gets.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
It doesn't have to do with the venue. It's the
it's the night.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Actually, it's the later he gets, the older you get.
So did did Nate do what you were afraid he
would do? Scary because you know Nate, if he drinks,
he gets embarrassing and it starts fights at bars.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Well, it wasn't my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
There was Oh my god, something happened. What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Oh I'm waiting to tell you.

Speaker 22 (01:10:27):
But the highlight room there was the great bar code
hook stand off. So when you go to a bar
and there's code hooks directly below where you're standing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Yeah, it's it's like it's like the arm rest on
a plane. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:41):
Yes.

Speaker 22 (01:10:41):
So we came in, the three of us, and we
put our coach in there on the hook, and somehow
we got shuffled off to the side a bit as
more people were coming to order drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
However, and with these three.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Girls that show up, and the one girl.

Speaker 22 (01:10:58):
Gets in Nate's face and says, we're standing in front
of these hooks, now, could you move your stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
These are our hooks.

Speaker 22 (01:11:05):
And Nate turns his back to the bar, does the
hands the hands folded thing and looks down at her
and was like, Noah, like this, what is arm folded?

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
He's yelling at him, and I'm sitting there talking. Wait,
hold on, hold on, she's yelling at its yelling at
Nate said it was gonna be fisticuffs.

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Ow.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
She looks at me and says, I can't believe this.
Who raised you?

Speaker 15 (01:11:34):
What?

Speaker 13 (01:11:35):
Ma'am?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Excuse me? And I'm here first these there's one hook.
We had our coats on it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
They're demanding that we move our bodies and our coats
so that they could have the space. Am I wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Your enthusiasm? Stand off?

Speaker 22 (01:11:50):
I'm like, but then I'm thinking, wait a second, there's
we're in the right here. If the hook is the hook,
it doesn't matter if we've moved in the hook.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
And you were there first. Yes, yes, so I'm supposed to.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Did they try to, like herding dogs, just kind of
slowly push you away from the hook and take over
the hooks in and pushed us aside and expected us
to move our belongings, which that was the only hook
underneath the bar. Okay, well, so how did this end up?
How did this result? So it kind of my friend

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Jason was there. He stepped in kind of diffused the
situation and said, hey, the coats aren't bothering you. We'll
be over here, but don't move the coats. And she
started giving him some lip, and then finally her friends
backed her down.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
But I'm sorry, that hook is mine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
You are great.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Did me move my coat? No? No, you back off
worse and in the space speaks to get drinks. We
look here, here's access to the bar.

Speaker 32 (01:12:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
There's nothing worse than jockeying for position at a bar
and people getting into fights. I remember one night coach
to Wood, Josh and I were out. We were at
Odeon and this woman, what do you what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Her purse was like on the bar and I wanted
to order a drink. There's the only place to go. She's,
what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
This is our spot? I said, well, I'm just getting
a drink. I don't want to stand here. I just
want to get a drink. Well, and she looked at
her person. I said, I said, you know what, here's
what I'm doing. I'm looking at your purse because I
want to steal it and run out the doors.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
What I want to do. And she took off to Mars.
She was so mad at me, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Just these people, they just think they're so entitled back off, bitch.

Speaker 9 (01:13:28):
I'm a question, Jason, your friend, Jason I noticed came
to your rescue.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Did Scary like.

Speaker 15 (01:13:33):
Back you up?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
No, it was definitely like aging towards the door. I
think had it come to fist the cuffs, Scary would
have left his jacket.

Speaker 22 (01:13:43):
The thing this is in my head, that was in
the bar to begin with. If we're going to be
escorted out, that's what you didn't do wrong. You did
nothing wong. I know we didn't, but you know you
can't argue with people. I was ready to just take
the coats.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
But here, take the hook girls.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
I'll just know for the rest No, screw her.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Course, No, those were your hooks.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
It really was.

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
And I the only person that thinks even if you
guys got into the bar before them and you put
your coats there, okay, you put your coats there, whoever's
coat is there is there exactly So even if they
were standing in front of it and they didn't make
it there in time to put their coats there, those
are still your hooks.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Thank you. This is crazy, right. I was flabby, ast
like you, but.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I love that. I will.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
I'll give her this. She did ask you the same question.
I ask you every time you do something sloppy? Who
raised you? Nate leaves just half eaten sandwiches sitting around
all the time. I'm like, and I'm like, were you
raised by wolves?

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
You know?

Speaker 22 (01:14:42):
What provoked her further though, was the the he's standing
like really tall and mighty and the arms.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Folded body language really.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Mad dog?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Or I stared her down. I stared her down.

Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
I appreciate when na gets like that because he'll do
it when you're flying. Also, he's not he is all
about justice. He will hop out into the isle and
block everyone else from running.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Up with that same exact pose. I appreciated me.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
Okay, question, were there too many coats and purses and
things to share a hook?

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Is that the problem?

Speaker 13 (01:15:13):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
I mean our jackets we hung three hooks. We used
to for three hooks. We actually tried to overstuffed us.
It wasn't like in the way. I mean, she just
wanted the space man.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
So anyway, okay, So in other words, you had a
great night out Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Sounds like a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
That's funny to me, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Do you have a sense of humor?

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Tell vis Duran in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Come on wa wa got Elvis Duran in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
So one hundred is it time to talk about glitter? Okay, okay,
you're gonna freak out. Everyone ready to freak out. I
sent you that article about glitter. Okay, listen, we've.

Speaker 8 (01:15:59):
Moved on to Sorry, I got my pote.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
I need for you to be a part of this, Danielle,
because you're gonna love it. We all hate glitter when
you open a birthday cart and it falls all over
your pants.

Speaker 8 (01:16:08):
It's just happened to me, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
But we all love.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Glitter in other ways. We know there are glitter is
a festive, festive thing. I don't know what do you
call it? A decoration party favor?

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
Okay, we discovered in this article that I sent Gandhi
there are really only two companies in the world that
make glitter, okay, and they're both in New Jersey. One
of them has a name, the other one is privately
owned by a family that lives close to me. As
a matter of fact, I met one of them one
time at MV having dinner. The family that invented glitter.

(01:16:44):
You're thinking, how do you invent glitter? That's like saying
you invented palm trees. You just how do you? Yeah,
they did well. So this article goes on to say,
well glitter, like, who's the biggest buyer of glitter in
the world.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
Do you want to take a guess? The US governor? Okay, well,
don't ruin my bit.

Speaker 8 (01:17:02):
Oh is that really it?

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
Well, we're thinking it could have something to do with
a highly top secret agency of some sort.

Speaker 15 (01:17:10):
Really, and what are they doing?

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
Well, you could have said Hallmark for cards, exotic dancers, makeup, makeup, Michael. Oh,
they're not given answers. They say it's it's a big,
closely held secret. And they don't do interviews, they don't
grant tours of the glitter plant.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
This is all glitter. You think of glitter, you think
of fun for volity, stuff you find in your underwear
the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Wow, So what did we learn from this article about
the secrecy?

Speaker 11 (01:17:46):
There's so much And then if you go down the
rabbit hole, you're gonna be stuck for days, which I
know you have been. The two companies are glitter X
and meadow Brook Inventions and metal Brook Inventions is the
one that's.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Supposed to be super top secret.

Speaker 11 (01:17:57):
People are speculating that it's one of two things. Either
the marine industry and they're painting boats with glittery paint
all the time, and they don't want you to know
because it's getting into the ocean and it's causing all
the microplastics in the pollution and killing the fish, so
they don't want you to know that, or more conspiracy
what Nate said, maybe it's the US government or a

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government from another country, because apparently when you have a
weapon of mass destruction, there's supposed to be a signature
in that weapon that tells you where.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
It came from, like bullets.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Yeah, like a serial number on a bullet.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
There's a serial number on bullets.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
That's how it comes out of the gun.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
They can, yeah, or yeah, they can.

Speaker 15 (01:18:33):
So what are they.

Speaker 8 (01:18:34):
Putting glitter as our signature?

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Well, gal, well, we don't know. That's what they think.

Speaker 11 (01:18:40):
They think that there's glitter in bombs and that if
a bomb is dropped when this glitter is in it. Okay,
you know that the US did it. But the reason
for the top secrecy is one, is the US the
one that's using it as a signature, And two, if
you tell people that's our signature. What's to stop another
country from using glitter as a quote unquote fake signature
and acting like, oh, that bomb that dropped was obviously

(01:19:01):
a US bomb when it's from somewhere else. So they're
thinking that these are the reasons why you're never gonna
find out, And there are a lot of people who
say no. At this point, we know it's the marine industry.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
Okay, I don't think the bomb signature things more fun.
I'll tell you this. Think of glitter. Let's say a
palm full of glitter. Okay, yeah, vision that, Oh my god,
I'm terrified. Uh it's like sand from a beach. Sand
from a beach. Isn't all a bunch of little, tiny,
tiny things that are alike. They're all different. Yeah, you
have different types of glass, different types of this and
that whatever. So if they can come up with a signature,

(01:19:33):
let's say we want the Elvis dur in the Morning
Show bomb, and which we don't. I would have this
company come up with a very unique mixture of different colors, shades, whatever,
and it would be ours.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
So if we dropped a.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
Bomb somewhere like our logo color.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
It would have our unique encoding in the glitter in
the bombs. Does that make sense?

Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Okay, so that's why they're not talking.

Speaker 6 (01:19:58):
If that is the answer, I'm not saying it is,
but it sure seems like it could be.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
It sure does. Why would it be so secretive if
it wasn't doing something bad.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
It's glitter, Yeah, glitter can't be bad.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Glitter is the what are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
I hate glitter. I'm looking at it. I hate touching
it and dealing with it.

Speaker 9 (01:20:14):
Gotta say, some eyeshadow, glitter, you know, for special occasions,
is not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Look at Daniel's eyeshadow. It's the bomb.

Speaker 27 (01:20:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
They wanted you to think for the longest time that
it was the makeup industry that was buying up all
the glitter and putting it in blush and in ice
shadow and wherever else. Maybe some lip glosses, but they said,
the sheer numbers, there's no way that it could be
the makeup industry.

Speaker 13 (01:20:35):
Wow, did you know?

Speaker 7 (01:20:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Here she goes back. In the WW two they used
to drop what they call chafe and it was kind
of like glitter from airplane. Oh, I GE's that in
my shoes If I walk too much? He goes down
my pant let drop it from airplane, stop it and
it would block the radar, so then they could fly
behind you see that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Maybe they have glitter chaf You know what I'm saying.
I don't know glitterat.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Someone asked it. I mean, obviously somebody knows.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Well I call us. I'm telling you, I met them.
I met the glitter fan.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
What did they say?

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
What did they ask them?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
I'm like, whoah, glitter? Oh? I mean I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Are you like friendly with them?

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
I just met them consetti?

Speaker 27 (01:21:18):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
I have lots of questions.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Oh, that's a whole other industry.

Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
Seriously, this is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
So there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Something to think about and talk about with your friends today,
because they're not going to bring it up to you
because I mean, the glitter people have, they'll find us
and they'll kidnap us and put us away.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yeah, they're very powerful to glitter.

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
They'll blow us out of a uh canon.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
I still have glitter in my lungs from the Kesha Cruise.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
The Kesha Cruise. How many years ago was that?

Speaker 13 (01:21:47):
Five?

Speaker 11 (01:21:48):
Five years ago? I got on an elevator. Some man
had glitter in his pocket. He just blew it in
my face.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Oh jeez, you'll never get that glitter out of my lungs.

Speaker 13 (01:21:54):
Eff.

Speaker 6 (01:21:55):
All right, we're taking your texts at fifty five one
hundred text away.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
We talked Rebecca.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Hi, Rebecca, I go mourning from the great state of
New Jersey, the home of glitter.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Anyway, go right ahead. What's going on?

Speaker 37 (01:22:11):
All right?

Speaker 27 (01:22:12):
So, a couple of years ago, probably like ten years ago,
my ex and I broke up and his birthday was
a couple of weeks later.

Speaker 32 (01:22:18):
So I snuck in his house filled.

Speaker 14 (01:22:20):
Like three hundred balloons with.

Speaker 23 (01:22:21):
Glitter, so that way as he was popping them.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
They were exploding all over. They filled the house with
glitter in it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Oh wow, it came with its own glitter, that's all.

Speaker 27 (01:22:31):
It was hilarious, hilarious for hours, hours to fill these balloons.
And I think it's the greatest thing I've done in
my life.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
But you'll never get that time back. You'll never get
all that glitter up. But you said this was your
ex boyfriend.

Speaker 14 (01:22:46):
Yeah, he totally deserved it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
Okay, So wait, did you do the glitter bomb thing
to him after you found out you were breaking up?

Speaker 23 (01:22:56):
Oh yeah, it was a spite thing for sure.

Speaker 27 (01:22:58):
Oh Okay, I was like, you know what, I'm bombing
your house. You're getting every color, glitter everything.

Speaker 28 (01:23:03):
It was amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Wow, look at that you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
I don't know why, but I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
At least she didn't key his car, yes, did you?

Speaker 7 (01:23:13):
You're right?

Speaker 14 (01:23:14):
It was It was some dedication, but it.

Speaker 13 (01:23:15):
Was worth it all right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
There you go, Rebecca.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
You're giving people ideas and I don't like that at all. Rebecca.
I thank you for calling. And remember glitter is much
more evil than you'll ever know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Thank you, Love you guys.

Speaker 27 (01:23:27):
I've been listening to you guys for my entire life
and you guys are amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
Well, thank you. Tell everyone to do moont New Jersey.
We said hello and thanks for listening to us. There
you go, Rebecca, Well, don't break up with her, Okay,
I have something?

Speaker 22 (01:23:39):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
What is that? What was it?

Speaker 19 (01:23:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Dating?

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
Dating, first date, horror stories, gandhi tell that story because
it may hit a nerve with a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Lot of people.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
I went out on a date with a guy.

Speaker 11 (01:23:51):
We went to a park and uh, not too long
into the day, he started acting a little goofy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
So I was like, what is going on with you?
And he said, not gonna lie.

Speaker 11 (01:23:59):
I ate a bunch of acids, So you got about
twenty minutes before it gets weird.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Did you head out?

Speaker 19 (01:24:09):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:24:09):
I was like, you know what, I'm a head home.
You should probably enjoy this park by yourself with all
your acid. I don't know what I'm going to contribute.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
This is one of those conversations that always comes back
on our show. But you read something about a woman
and a guy on a date and his dog fill
in the river.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
Yes, she met him on Tinder.

Speaker 11 (01:24:29):
She said she liked him because his dog was in
his profile picture, so she thought he might be a
great guy. They go on a walk, the dog jumps
into a river and she had to jump into the
river to save the dog while he stood on the
banks useless, giving no advice, and then said he was
just too terrified and froze. He didn't know what to do,
so she said that was the end of our dating.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
We only went on one and never again, first and last.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
It only did there first dates.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Later, Yeah, I spilled a glass of red wine all
over this guy's shirt, a white c white button down
a shirt and we had to go to a party
after that. He had no clothes to change too. I
just kind of ruined his night. Never heard from him again.
His loss, Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 12 (01:25:12):
This woman I used to work with in South Florida.
She worked at a TV station there. She was on
a first date with a guy and he got up
and went to the bathroom and he was gone for
a while, and he came back and he was like
kind of like out of breath and whatnot. And she's
like everything, Okay. He's like, I gotta be honest with you.
I had to go to the bathroom and take care
of myself because I'm so turned on by you right now.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
She's like okay.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
And left.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Did he really think that was going to make her
want him?

Speaker 12 (01:25:40):
He must have thought that somehow this is going to
make things go better.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
All right? Top all of those pile on this text.

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
I vomited spaghetti all over my date's bed after drinking
a bottle of sambuca on our first date. Okay, first
of all, if you can drink a bottle of sambuca
in one night, you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Need to vomit up that spaghetti. You don't want to
keep that there.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
Oh my god. Anyway, a lot of calls coming in.
Let's go to twelve line twelve is Kristin. Hey, Kristin,
Hi there, may I tell you it's an honor to
have you on. Thank God you're listening. We appreciate it
very much.

Speaker 35 (01:26:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 23 (01:26:19):
Likewise, i've missed you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Guys, well you missed us. Where have you been.

Speaker 23 (01:26:23):
I haven't been trapped, I haven't been driving to work,
so I don't get to hear you very often in
the morning anymore. And I need to get better about
listening to iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I suppose I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
A lot of people assume we only live in their cars. No,
we're creepy. We follow you in every room of the house.
So Kristin dating, you know, being out on the dating scene,
I don't miss it at all, especially those, you know,
the dates that were just just embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
You had one? What happened to you?

Speaker 23 (01:26:53):
So guy invited me to go to a concert, but
he didn't have a ticket for me, so he ended
up buying me one for behind the stage while he
sat front row at the fish concert.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Come on, man, right there, Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
I mean it just amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
It amazes me that we share the same oxygen as
people who walk the earth and do things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
So how did the rest of the day go or
did you just leave?

Speaker 23 (01:27:25):
Well, I didn't want to leave the concert. I snuck
around and found some friends of mine and ended up
sitting with them. But yeah, we we didn't go out
again after that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Yeah, that's that's a no brainer. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Well, sometimes you know, it takes a while to figure
out they're not the one for you, so maybe it's
better you find out like the first night.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
Okay, bye, I can move on. Thank you, Kristin. Then
have a great day. Okay, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Again, Thanks again, bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Leslie on nine eleven, Oh God, you hear more and more.
I just happening to people. Hey, Leslie, First of all,
nice to meet you. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 31 (01:28:00):
Hello waity, Oh I'm so excited you need too?

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
So what happened on your date?

Speaker 31 (01:28:08):
So we went on a date. It was great whatever,
but I didn't see it going any farther than that.
And after you know, like a week or so, like,
he starts like asking me on Venmo to send him money,
and I was like confused, why do you, like, why
do you need money so he can eat? But he's
also at work, so that made it even more confusing.

(01:28:30):
Why he needed money when he was working.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
He's trying to eat to pay him back for a
date or something.

Speaker 31 (01:28:37):
No, he just wanted me to send him some money
so we could good bye, you know, get a bite
to eat at work.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
No, wow, I mean, look, look, I'm all four people
who need to eat.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
You know, I'm on their side. We all love eating.
It's great.

Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
But to go on to Venmo's someone who you've been
on one date with asking for money.

Speaker 31 (01:28:58):
Yeah, And I was like, can't you like ask your mother?
He goes, I don't want to bother her, But.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
He didn't bothering you.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
Again, aren't so happy you found out early, Leslie that
he just wasn't the one for you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:11):
Yes.

Speaker 31 (01:29:11):
I did actually send him like six dollars once. I
was like, here, I'll be generous for the day. Here
you go. But then I thought it do stop. Nope,
he just kept asking.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
No, Once you feed that stray animal, they come back
every single time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
All right, Leslie, thank you for listening. And I'm sure
I'm sure you've moved on and you haven't heard from.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Him of late.

Speaker 7 (01:29:30):
Right.

Speaker 31 (01:29:31):
Oh yeah, we still talk every now and then, but
I just try to avoid the whole light money. Thanks,
good bye.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
All right, Leslie, thank you have a great day.

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
Okay you two thinks line sixteen Ron Hey, Ron, hey,
thanks for listening very much.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
So you went on on a date, went back to
her house, and.

Speaker 37 (01:29:49):
What happened, Well, we went and rented a movie and
I went back to her house. I had a personal
ad out and I said I didn't mind mind kids,
I mean, I love kids. And I walked in the
house and five little ones come running up to me
and going, daddy. It's like, right back around and right

(01:30:14):
back out the door.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
You took the vhs right back to Blockbuster, daddy, and
there's five of them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
You're like, oh boy, Yeah.

Speaker 37 (01:30:26):
I wanted to mind if she would have said she
would have had kids, but when we talked, she never
mentioned kids.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
She already had them. Yeah, she cut out the middle man.
All right, thank you, Ron, have a great day, man yep.

Speaker 6 (01:30:39):
And finally came online six Hey Kim, Hey, Hello, lady,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
In a good mood today, You're good.

Speaker 31 (01:30:48):
I'm in a great mood today.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Good tell us what happened?

Speaker 30 (01:30:53):
So I got asked on a date. I was so excited,
said yes, And it was around eight o'clock at night
and I was living in sitting at the time, and
he said, hey, I got to make a do something
real quick, drop something off. You mind coming with me?
And I said no, not at all. So he takes
me uptown. He tells me to stand by a light pole.
So I stand under a light pole and he goes

(01:31:15):
and does a truck deal and I'm standing there for
ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Oh my god, wow, wow, So he was dating you
while he was at work basically.

Speaker 20 (01:31:25):
Oh no, I didn't even know what to do.

Speaker 30 (01:31:28):
I was shocked. I was and I was scared. I
didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Well, so, well what happened after that?

Speaker 30 (01:31:35):
Well he came back and I was like what was that?
And he was like, oh, I just had to drop
something off, and he literally went to a car, leaned
over in a car. They were talking. Then he went
into a building and I just stood there and he
just played it off like it was nothing, and I
didn't know what to do. So we went out to
dinner and then I coasted him before I even knew.

Speaker 6 (01:31:56):
I mean, did you even did you try to find out?
Did you ask him to over dinner? Like, hey, so
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
For a living.

Speaker 29 (01:32:02):
No, I was scared.

Speaker 30 (01:32:03):
I'm not even lying.

Speaker 20 (01:32:04):
I was like, what is the odd?

Speaker 30 (01:32:06):
I just it was a bad bad day that night,
that dye.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
When someone tells you just here, stand under the light
in the lamp post, I'll be back, and they put
their head into a strange car going by.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Yeah there's something going on area. Yeah, at least I
had a light consider it. Yeah, there's that, all right, kim,
go have a great day. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (01:32:26):
Thank you you too, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Yeah, gandhi, what happened to you?

Speaker 11 (01:32:31):
I got a Venmo request to pay a guy back
for a date because we went out to dinner and
at the end he said, so do you want me
to come back up to your apartment?

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
I said no, I'm good, I'll see you later.

Speaker 11 (01:32:39):
And two days later I got a Venmo request because
and I quote, you were a disappointment.

Speaker 8 (01:32:45):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
Well, so you asked yourself what loser would go on
a date, and then Venmo the date for their money back.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
His name is Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
He's from South Africa.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Matt, Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Well, there's one right here. Nay, Hey, it worked for me,
I will stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
My first date with Heather. You know, we go out,
we have a drink, we have dinner, and then at
the end of the night she needs to get an
uber home and her uber's not working. So I said, oh,
you know, I'll get this, I'll get your you're an
uber home and she says.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
I'll pay you back.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Well, a week goes by, she hasn't called me or
paid me back, so I've been my requested her twenty
five dollars and said dollar and she paid it. I'm like,
all right, that guy, I just wasn't charming gun that
if she told Nate she was going to pay him back,
and she didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:33:35):
And then thank you Froddy again you let it go, dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
Not letting that one go.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Sorry, my word is my bond.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
You said a bad precedent, Nate, you said a good
one this time. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Did well?

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
You remember what happened with me with the milk doud.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
What.

Speaker 9 (01:33:53):
I was on a date with some guy, first date
and we I said, oh, let's put the bill.

Speaker 8 (01:33:57):
He's like, no, it's.

Speaker 9 (01:33:58):
Fine, it's fine, it's fine, no worries. Later on we
were at the movies online waiting to go and he
goes Hey, you remember that money you owe me for
the date. You could buy me some milk duds And
I go what he's like, Yeah, give me some candy
at the candy counter.

Speaker 8 (01:34:11):
He sent my ass over to the candy counter to
get him some milk duds. That was the last time
we went out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
What a jackass milk duds?

Speaker 8 (01:34:19):
Yeah? Who even eats milk duds at the movie theater?

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Who needs milk duds anywhere?

Speaker 13 (01:34:25):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
Milk duds?

Speaker 15 (01:34:26):
Doggy likes milk duds the only thing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
But Elvis found one in his underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Oh well I did.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
It was right next to the Barbie shoe.

Speaker 6 (01:34:35):
God no, But the only thing we used to use
milk duds for we put like, put it on your
front tooth and you go up to people and smile
and start talking to them like a turd on your tooth.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
That's what milk duds are for.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
You don't eat them. I'll tell you what that folks,
that's bloody nice.

Speaker 21 (01:34:51):
Oh yeah, the time of the date, now, mister Wren
in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
In the Morning Show, see one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
Welcome our friend Jamie to the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Good morning morning.

Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
Now, last time Jamie was here last several times Ja
has visited us. We actually got insight into the world
of crazy dating. Yes, and I don't say dating, I
say crazy dating because you walk in with story after
a story after story of guys who are just like
from a Museum of Freaks.

Speaker 15 (01:35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:35:25):
Actually my nickname in radio ten years ago was FM
Freak Magnet.

Speaker 8 (01:35:29):
Okay, yeah, because I tracked.

Speaker 26 (01:35:31):
I don't even know how it happens.

Speaker 6 (01:35:32):
Well, we wanted to check up with you and do
a follow up and see how you're doing. Have you
have you landed on someone you like?

Speaker 26 (01:35:38):
I haven't, but I may have taken a turn to
desperate because I have signed myself up for a farming
dating app. What I like to find a farmer is
what is it called, literally like farmers only.

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
Dot com or something like that. Are you farmer and
you don't live anywhere near farms?

Speaker 13 (01:35:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 26 (01:35:56):
I'm going to be found out. I mean I have
pink litters she was on right now, which is not farmware.
But I figured I gotta try and expand my horizons
here the whole office.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
You know what you need to be.

Speaker 6 (01:36:06):
You need to stand out on the Farmer's Only a
dating site, and I think you wearing pink glitter shoes.
I think that would be very desirable for a.

Speaker 26 (01:36:14):
Farm that they don't want cabway booths.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
No, they know they want something different.

Speaker 8 (01:36:18):
You might want a city girl.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Maybe it would be city girls only.

Speaker 26 (01:36:23):
Well, I was getting scared because as I was filling
out the questions, I wrote some of them down. So
it's like type of relationship looking for looking to put
down roots, your body types shredded like lettuce, like they're
all farm references.

Speaker 8 (01:36:35):
Yes, and then I had hit like on.

Speaker 26 (01:36:38):
A couple of people. They're very scruffy looking, but some
are kind of cute. So they have these pre made
message messages you can send. So some of them are
wishing you a happy harvest. Right, would you like to
go for a horseback ride sometime?

Speaker 8 (01:36:53):
I mean, I'm not in my lane. I'm not in
my lane.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
Nope. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:36:57):
First of all, let me be very clear with you.
We have a lot of farmers that listen to our
show all the way from got New Jersey, all the
way up to the Midwest.

Speaker 26 (01:37:06):
I feel like the closest one I found was North Carolina.

Speaker 15 (01:37:08):
And that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help.

Speaker 13 (01:37:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:37:11):
Maybe I'll have to go there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Okay, we're on in Iowa, we're on in Wisconsin.

Speaker 8 (01:37:14):
Well that would help me out then.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Okay, I upstate as well. Yeah, beautiful farm.

Speaker 26 (01:37:19):
I'm open, clearly, I'm open to it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
So you thought that rather than going through the same
old wedding site of wedding site, dating site, do you
have done them all?

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
So now you're onto the farmers.

Speaker 26 (01:37:30):
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta expand your horizons.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Gandi other other ones. She could be a I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:37:35):
So I ride to work with Jamie every game. We
talk about her dating life every day, and I kind
of support this. I think she should branch out a bit.
But then when you're sending people messages like hey, you
want to take a horseback ride.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
And then you get back a weird.

Speaker 26 (01:37:46):
Message, you can't be upside I send that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:48):
One, but yeah, if I got a weird one back,
I okay.

Speaker 11 (01:37:51):
We've sort of identified some of the things that she does.
So like in I don't know if it was tender
which profile it was, but she had like a choker
on in every picture and was like.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
I don't understand why I'm getting these SNL messages.

Speaker 26 (01:38:04):
It was just a nice, beautiful necklace. I didn't think
anything of it. And then you took it down and
then the messages stopped.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
You're wearing a choker and you're getting a response from
a guy whose handle is choker.

Speaker 26 (01:38:15):
Look like you put a leash through it or something,
which I don't know.

Speaker 22 (01:38:19):
Maybe you should your sugar daddy and go in the
other direction, just try completely different.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
Then I have to go through his stuff.

Speaker 26 (01:38:27):
You don't what do you mean something back?

Speaker 25 (01:38:33):
They do?

Speaker 8 (01:38:34):
Yeah, yeah, Christian, I have a.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
Lot of friends who are doing what Jamie's doing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
She's flea bagging.

Speaker 13 (01:38:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
You know what that is, right, It's.

Speaker 11 (01:38:42):
Where you are associating with something that you're actually not
part of.

Speaker 13 (01:38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:38:47):
So one of my friends, who is not Muslim, is
on a Muslim dating app, just trying to scam on people.
And I was like, what are you doing to get
off there? And he's like, well, no, I'm cleaning up.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
This is great.

Speaker 11 (01:38:57):
I'm like, I can't handle these too.

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
Our Ali Gold was lying to an Asian guy saying
that she I think she was saying she was Asian.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Were you saying you were Asian?

Speaker 7 (01:39:11):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:39:11):
I wasn't saying I was Asian. I just said I
preferred Asian.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
Okay, there's nothing wrong with that. No, that's great. Do
you prefer Asians?

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
Okay, Asian.

Speaker 8 (01:39:27):
And I found him?

Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
Wait, hold on, there was one Asian you liked and
you knew he was on this site. So you said
you like Asians just to get him.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
I think that's okay.

Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
We had our second date two nights ago. Did you
tell him the lie you've been telling?

Speaker 7 (01:39:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Is he still Asian?

Speaker 7 (01:39:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:39:45):
By the way, Lisa Froggy's wife pointed out something that
makes sense. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, the farmer and
the city girl.

Speaker 8 (01:39:54):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 26 (01:39:55):
I can dig that he's cute. Yeah, I don't know
if it was. I'm gonna fine on there.

Speaker 8 (01:39:59):
That cute.

Speaker 6 (01:39:59):
By the way, so you're on farmers Only. Yeah, now
here's their commerce.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
We used to be.

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
Lonely until we met on farmers only.

Speaker 17 (01:40:07):
Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site
for farmers, branchers.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
And good old country.

Speaker 26 (01:40:12):
Folks to be lonely.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Farmer's only outcome folks just don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
You don't have to be lonely on Farmersolie dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Man, if you're looking for a hoe? No, no, like that,
like a real hope that you use in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
Where's jewel?

Speaker 8 (01:40:36):
She's really lonely and I'll walk on the carnfield again.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Do you think they will whatever?

Speaker 13 (01:40:42):
Farmer's drew love.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
I'm not hanging out with us all day. We used
to be lonely until we met on farmers Only.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site
for farmers, ranchers.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
And good old country.

Speaker 8 (01:40:55):
Folks to be lonely.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
City folks just don't get it.

Speaker 26 (01:41:05):
I'm scared because the job section talked about what animal
do I raise?

Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
Hello, Lauren, So, uh, you have found another dating site?
Which one did you see?

Speaker 34 (01:41:15):
Well, it was for people who are into lumber sexual.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
Yes, but lumber hold on lumber sexual?

Speaker 8 (01:41:25):
What does that explain?

Speaker 32 (01:41:28):
Okay, So it's basically you are after like a lumberjack,
a guy who there's a lot of beer cut and
he's just a big early guy.

Speaker 8 (01:41:39):
Gosh, like the brown man.

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
Yeah, like our jobs, our jobs, Josh, he's a lumber sexual.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Go get show, Josh, come here, so that that.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Look really entices you? You like the lumber sexual. Look,
yes see I do too.

Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
I'm into that too. What what what website is this?

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
It is called lumber lumberjack dot com something it was.

Speaker 30 (01:42:04):
It was lumber match, but it's not in existence anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Okay, so.

Speaker 8 (01:42:13):
We have one right here.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Coaster boy Josh is here. Hello, good morning. He is
our lumber uh your lumber sexual.

Speaker 6 (01:42:20):
Oh okay, and so Lauren on the Lauren will describe
a lumber sexual again, Lauren.

Speaker 34 (01:42:27):
It's basically a guy who wears a lot of plannel,
and he has a nice beard and a sharp haircut.
And he's just a big, burly guy and that's huge.

Speaker 6 (01:42:36):
Josh, you know what, you did have your your your
beanie off yesterday and you have a sharp haircut.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Oh yeah, I got my haircut.

Speaker 13 (01:42:45):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Do you consider yourself lumber sexual? Not really, it's just
your style.

Speaker 7 (01:42:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
I'm like, I'm not a strong I'm weak.

Speaker 6 (01:42:52):
I shouldn't say you to be physically strong. It's more
of a look and more of a feeling. You exude mirrors. Anyway,
Thank you, he's taken. We appreciate lumber of sexuals everyone.
He's a cutie, Jamie. Is there another type other than
a farmer? That you would try to at this point.

Speaker 26 (01:43:11):
I'm willing. I'm open to anything at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
It's sad.

Speaker 8 (01:43:17):
It's a lot of fetish sites.

Speaker 26 (01:43:18):
Oh god, I don't know if I want to go
down that road particularly, but.

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
Yet, So have you been on any dates of late
that are worth reporting back to the Marshall No.

Speaker 26 (01:43:28):
But there were a few likes from some of the farmers.
There was one I think in Brooklyn, actually.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
A Brooklyn farm weed farmer.

Speaker 26 (01:43:35):
I bet, oh, maybe that's what he is. He said
he was a good old country boy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
That's cool in the city.

Speaker 26 (01:43:40):
I just found him so he.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
Had to move to the city.

Speaker 8 (01:43:43):
Then, yeah, is he cute?

Speaker 26 (01:43:44):
He's kind of cute.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
Okay, that's good start. That's kind of good, kind of
a date.

Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
All right, Well, listen, if you have any hits, if
you have anything, let us know.

Speaker 8 (01:43:55):
I will. I definitely will.

Speaker 9 (01:43:57):
By the way, those sparkly shoes vans, they are cone
Oh I have I love Jim pink Litter.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Do you have any thoughts about your friend Jamie Ronny thoughts?

Speaker 8 (01:44:08):
I'm going to hear him later in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:44:09):
So many conversations about these things.

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Like what give us an interesting side?

Speaker 11 (01:44:12):
I mean, so I'm not sure if we talked about
it in here or not. I think we did. But
she interacted with someone that she met on Instagram and
they were kind of going back and forth having a
conversation about something, and then it turned into a situation
where they both yelled at each other and then blocked
each other without ever meeting, without ever having any type
of real interaction, just based off messages. And I was like,
I'm gonna be honest, Jamie, I think you're taking this

(01:44:34):
stuff a little too seriously and reading into things more
than you should. So I think she needs to work
on that part. And then yeah, I'm blacked too quickly.

Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
Here's a suggestion for you, Jamie. Hi brand didn't say
good morning to our Jamie. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
Good morning, Jamie? How are you doing?

Speaker 26 (01:44:50):
Hi Brandon, how are you?

Speaker 7 (01:44:52):
I'm well, I'm fantastic as usual.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
What is your suggestion for Jamie?

Speaker 7 (01:44:55):
Well, you know, I've never been there personally, but I
know that star Trek dating dot com and you should
check it out.

Speaker 13 (01:45:01):
Wait the star trip, ready to take a trip to.

Speaker 8 (01:45:13):
The Probably were spoke ears or something weird?

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Are you a klingon?

Speaker 13 (01:45:21):
I'm sure?

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
What's that Brandon.

Speaker 29 (01:45:23):
I should compliment their cause playing and you're in there.

Speaker 13 (01:45:26):
You go go.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
Like cosplay. She goes to a comic con every year.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
Mom and Dad's attic.

Speaker 25 (01:45:37):
Let me run.

Speaker 7 (01:45:38):
I love your show, guys, love talking.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
Mom Brandon, thank you so much. Thank you very much.

Speaker 14 (01:45:42):
Boys.

Speaker 3 (01:45:42):
I like that Star Wars dating.

Speaker 8 (01:45:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna see what the farmers right now? Okay,
where that goes, it takes me. Garrett just found gluten
free singles.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Gary Garrett, you're married.

Speaker 8 (01:45:58):
They're sad for me.

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
I'm looking for anything.

Speaker 8 (01:46:02):
I don't care. I'll try it all right. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
I think you should take some gluten for you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:46:10):
Elvis Duran, he just keeps opening his mouth in the morning.
Elvis Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
What's the shelf life for underwear?

Speaker 8 (01:46:20):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:46:21):
Forever I thought until it became holy Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:46:28):
Okay, Uh, I feel like my underwear needs to be
completely changed out because last time I had to change
out it was like two or three years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Is that soon?

Speaker 7 (01:46:39):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:46:39):
I think it's time.

Speaker 14 (01:46:40):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:46:42):
Doesn't the elastic get like, you know, the atlastic gets
all wonky after a while, doesn't it not?

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:46:48):
Tommy John the best underwear ever. So they're in perfect
condition even after two or three years. I just don't
feel like I gotta have to change him out. But
I don't know, scary, how's your underwear?

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
Actually very good?

Speaker 22 (01:47:00):
But I will say this, guys, Danielle said, when you
when the elastic doesn't come back to its original.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
Form, that's when it's time to throw them out. No,
it reaches a breaking point. Okay, yes it does of you.
I don't know. So I was online looking at underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
It's not cheap.

Speaker 6 (01:47:21):
It's not cheap good underwears. I guess the more expensive
of the underwear, the longer it lasts.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
I don't know. I'm not just wondering.

Speaker 6 (01:47:27):
What about you, Nate, how do you change your underwear
ap pavor cycle?

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
I think I'm on like a three to four year cycle.
But I have about two dozen pairs, so they don't
really get a whole.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
Lot of use. You know what I mean? Gandhi, let's
talk about your underwear.

Speaker 11 (01:47:44):
So the weirdest thing happened in the reason I know
why it's so expensive to replace underwear. When I moved
to Boston from Columbus years ago. They moved my dresser.
And when I finally got my dresser back, one of
my friends was over and we started unpacking everything. My
entire underwears were was gone. Whoever the movers were took
the whole drawer of underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
They didn't leave me me.

Speaker 6 (01:48:05):
Oh you find that to be a little creepy? Or
was it it was the underwear.

Speaker 11 (01:48:11):
It was loss of underwear, which was really expensive and
so so so creepy that I called the company to
make a big deal out of it, and they actually said, okay, well,
according to your insurance, we'll pay you sixty cents per pound.
And that drawer was probably five pounds at the most.
So that's how much they offered me. Three dollars and
fifty cents for all my underwear and the creepiness.

Speaker 6 (01:48:32):
Oh wow, how much how much is creepiness per pound?
I wonder? That was like five hundred pounds of creepiness?
Sixty cents a pound?

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
Write me a check?

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
So many?

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Okay? Uh, Nate, Yeah, but you know it's this is
gross like my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
I don't know if it's a dad thing, but I
remember my dad would wear tidy whities until they were
basically transparent.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
Aybody else can I do that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
Yeah, they would become so overused you could read like
a newspaper if you put them on top of a newspaper.
Like they were so sure this cynegrade. They were like
cheese cloth, exactly, cheese cloth. That's a perfect description.

Speaker 6 (01:49:15):
I thought, I'm looking at looking at someone's dad wearing
transparent white underwear?

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
Is this the strangest that is? Like before? How much
is that a pound?

Speaker 6 (01:49:24):
That's a creepy, creepy load.

Speaker 24 (01:49:28):
I think.

Speaker 9 (01:49:30):
My dad used to do the underwear dance in the hallway.
He would come out of the bathroom when he was well,
this is when he was younger, when I was grown up,
and he would do the little little dance in the hallway.

Speaker 8 (01:49:41):
You have to run away.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
My mother's like, what.

Speaker 8 (01:49:42):
The hell is he doing?

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
I just thought of my dad, God rest his soul.

Speaker 13 (01:49:47):
He had.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
He had great underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
My dad.

Speaker 6 (01:49:50):
He didn't wear tidy whities. He had like underwear with
stripes and things all over.

Speaker 3 (01:49:54):
It, d of the looms. I'm like, Dad, come on,
get some cool underwear.

Speaker 8 (01:49:58):
Yeah, what did your day A call underwear?

Speaker 9 (01:50:00):
My dad called the Mudande's is I put on your
mudandais Danielle?

Speaker 7 (01:50:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:50:08):
My dad on the drawers. There's Aaron on line twenty. Aaron,
are you calling about underwear?

Speaker 29 (01:50:16):
I'm calling it underwear. My my husband's underwear. So he
wears boxers that are so thin. I swear you could
read the newspaper through his boxes.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
Oh god.

Speaker 20 (01:50:28):
But he won't throw them away.

Speaker 29 (01:50:29):
He says that they're too comfortable. He has them to
a level where the fabric is so comfortable, he won't
throw them away. I've tried.

Speaker 3 (01:50:37):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (01:50:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:50:38):
No, if you can read the paper through your husband's underwear,
which I'm actually try it. You actually used to say, hey, honey,
I got an idea. Here, put this page under your underwear. Look,
I can read it.

Speaker 29 (01:50:51):
Maybe that'll do the trick. I tried to throw them away.

Speaker 31 (01:50:54):
He noticed.

Speaker 29 (01:50:54):
So I don't know what else to do.

Speaker 12 (01:50:56):
If you won't throw out words, it's not filtering out
other things either, underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
Yeah, no, it's not. It's not doing a good job.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
Hey.

Speaker 19 (01:51:04):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:51:05):
The thing is is, you know you after you wear
them year after year for a year for a year,
they do become extra comfortable. I'm assuming so you may
have to just kind of give it a let them have it,
all right. I love the fact that you woke up
today and decided to talk about your husband's underwear on
a radio show.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
Good for you, nailed it, Thanks for listening. Have a
great day. Tell your husband we said, Hi, what's up? Scary?

Speaker 22 (01:51:29):
You know, I wear sports underwear, but I don't play
sports because, don't hear me out, They're just more comfortable.
I discovered the Lulu Lemon in motion boxers for men.
That game changer, Mac Weldon, game changer.

Speaker 3 (01:51:45):
As you said before, Tommy John, game changers.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
Those are great underwear. Look at you underwear brands.

Speaker 9 (01:51:52):
Yeah, ball changers, Like does it really like help your
ball stay in place better?

Speaker 13 (01:51:58):
Is that?

Speaker 24 (01:51:58):
What?

Speaker 13 (01:51:59):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:51:59):
Some of them have like a pouch, Like a pouch
like holds holds your boys in the right spot so
they don't move around down your leg or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:52:05):
I hate it when guys call them their boys. What
do you want me to call them? Junk? But no, no,
don't got junk.

Speaker 8 (01:52:13):
No, he hates junk. I say junk. He hates junk.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
Don't call it junk junk the right place.

Speaker 6 (01:52:20):
Okay enough, Oh my god, So Danielle, what was it
you saw on TikTok about putting vegetables in your socks?

Speaker 9 (01:52:31):
Yesterday, I was watching somebody on on I don't know,
TikTok's someplace, and she said that to potatoes take the
toxins out of your system.

Speaker 15 (01:52:40):
So she said, watch what I do.

Speaker 9 (01:52:42):
She cut a potato, and she put two pieces of
the potato in her sock overnight on her feet. When
she woke up in the morning, the two pieces of
the potato were black, and she said it was from
sucking out the toxins from your body overnight. Then she
went and she showed us an example of here. There's
the potato I cut. I left it out on the
counter so that you could see what that piece of

(01:53:03):
the potato looked like. And it was a little black,
but not as dark and black as the potato she
had in her socks overnight that she says sucked out
the toxin.

Speaker 3 (01:53:13):
I love this.

Speaker 9 (01:53:14):
I am going to try this because I want the
toxin sucked out of my body as well.

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
A toxin sucking potato.

Speaker 15 (01:53:21):
This is what they said.

Speaker 11 (01:53:23):
I think it's't that like the old wives tale, though.
Doesn't it just get dirty because of your feet?

Speaker 9 (01:53:28):
I don't think no, because she showed us her feet
before she put the socks on it, and her feet
looked pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:53:34):
They didn't look like dirty feet.

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
Why are you smirking straight inning? I'm sorry, I just did.
I just googled it.

Speaker 22 (01:53:42):
I'm gonna look it say that there was no evidence
that potatoes are an effective method.

Speaker 3 (01:53:47):
Okay, now, hold on, hold on, hold on one second.

Speaker 6 (01:53:50):
In in uh Asian medicine, they have pads you can
put on your feet at night that that do turn
black overnight, and they say that they will suck all
sorts of things out of your feet.

Speaker 3 (01:54:02):
So maybe the man out of potato starts. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:54:06):
I'm getting me a potato and I'm going to try it.

Speaker 15 (01:54:09):
It isn't hard to try it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:11):
And you know what, you could try it to talk,
then boil it, make mashed potatoes.

Speaker 7 (01:54:15):
Out of it.

Speaker 4 (01:54:15):
I heard the same thing about onions too. No, I've
heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
Someone just texted on onions as well. You know what,
you stop laughing, you know until you know for a fact,
don't be laughing at Danielle.

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
I read it to you. Cram onions up your body.
It works. If that's the same thing when you go
to mass, yeah, well I use shallots. They are saying,
put garlic in your socks. That does work.

Speaker 15 (01:54:38):
You're saying that, yeah, if that keeps doing.

Speaker 3 (01:54:41):
The Vampire Kerry's been putting it in his mouth for
twenty years look for him.

Speaker 4 (01:54:45):
Cuake up with Elvis Duran and the one hundred Horny Show.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
Anywhere are you feeling hanging?

Speaker 10 (01:54:53):
Said your number one precinct in the car and on
our free iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Show's done.

Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
Let's get out of here until next time.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.