FULL SHOW: The Day We Give Advice "As Your Friend"

A caller confessed to getting suspended for cursing at work, another admitted she can’t stand her husband’s friend, and someone missed a family grad party for the most relatable reason ever. We debated living in a murder house, exposed the lies we were told as kids, and tried (and failed) to make scary Halloween noises. Plus, Nate had some questionable “as your friend” advice, and we discovered exactly how New Yorkers really say things. It’s spooky, messy, and pure morning-show gold.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Portions of this program were pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I love you guys, listen to you every day on
my commutes to work.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well, lady, I've been listening for years.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
I love you guys.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Oh my god, I listened all the time to you guys.

Speaker 6 (00:16):
I love it so much.

Speaker 7 (00:18):
I love your shown into it every morning when I
go to work.

Speaker 8 (00:20):
I got to work only just to listen to you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I need to help it baby.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Good Morning show.

Speaker 9 (00:33):
This is Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
See you one hundred.

Speaker 10 (00:38):
Did you know Scary was at Wallbaums and Pants.

Speaker 11 (00:42):
You duke your summertime.

Speaker 10 (00:47):
You duped yourself. The grocery store started.

Speaker 12 (00:52):
Before that because I had a mister Softy ice cream.

Speaker 10 (00:57):
Shock came and my stomach started gurgling.

Speaker 8 (01:00):
Had to leave.

Speaker 10 (01:03):
God, so hold on that ice cream, I mean the
soft serve ice cream. What's that That chemical they have
in there? It makes people poo themselves. Finally got to
the dingy bathroom inside of wall bounds. Next thing you know,
there was no toilet paper.

Speaker 12 (01:18):
I had to wipe my butt with my underwear and
leave them in a garbage can, and then I walked in.

Speaker 10 (01:24):
I have to go. Ever duked yourself called out how
what By the way, we just ordered some fried.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Tramp speaking of and I keep them scared.

Speaker 10 (01:39):
I can't stop laughing. I'm not even I'm not even high.
I swear to go. Favor of the day is you
duked yourself at? Call me now if you duked yourself at.

Speaker 12 (01:54):
Hold On, Hold on, Hello, Sarah, Sarah, Oh my god,
you were so far upstate, in all but the capital
of our great state of New York.

Speaker 10 (02:04):
So were you at wall Babs? Where were you when
you duke.

Speaker 13 (02:11):
I'll never forget it. It was third grade computer lab
and you were playing Oregon Trail and I had to
go so bad, but I was so into the game
I was too afraid to ask go to the bathroom.
So I just I was wearing a denim dress.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I remember it like.

Speaker 10 (02:27):
It was so. You were so into Oregon Trail. You
duked yourself, actually.

Speaker 11 (02:32):
Got the dysentery.

Speaker 12 (02:34):
You actually left an entire Oregon Trail. And I love
your wearing a denim.

Speaker 11 (02:41):
Dress, not a forgiving material.

Speaker 10 (02:45):
I was reading my dusters. So, Sarah, you were in
high school, right, I mean you pooed your no.

Speaker 13 (02:53):
I was in third grade.

Speaker 11 (02:56):
Thought this was last week.

Speaker 10 (02:58):
I'm gonna be honest. When I was into great there
there was no sense invention as a computer. So I
don't I can't really, but you pooed yourself in computer lab.
Worse what happened gets worse what happened.

Speaker 13 (03:13):
So the computer lab monitor was this lady. It was
my friend's mom, So she obviously knew I did it
because I didn't tell anybody. And when we got up
and left, we all just got up and left, and
like she obviously had to clean it up, like she
obviously knew I did it, and I had to face
her for the rest of my life. She never said
anything to me, but every time I look at her,

(03:35):
I'm like, oh my.

Speaker 14 (03:35):
Gosh, I pop my pant.

Speaker 15 (03:40):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (03:40):
I love a good story of a story of hope.
All right, well, Sarah, thanks for listening, and I have
a great day.

Speaker 13 (03:45):
Okay, thanks guys, you too.

Speaker 10 (03:48):
I dare you to get Alex on the phone to
tell his poop story. I bet he won't do you
don't have a phone. I don't have a phone. My
phone's I think it's my bad. I don't know. Call
a call next come for me.

Speaker 11 (04:02):
To break former host of mine pooped himself.

Speaker 10 (04:05):
Which one Dave.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Dave cal.

Speaker 11 (04:10):
While he was on the air pop himself in a
meeting like forty something like I.

Speaker 16 (04:16):
Don't want you to call him if you pooped your pants.
And third, that's too average.

Speaker 11 (04:21):
He was grown.

Speaker 17 (04:22):
He walked out with paper behind his khaki shorts. And
there was a streak.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Having two kids. And and if anybody else against you
had kids. Sometimes when you laugh, a little upee. So
if I have to throw up, I pee you at
the same time. It's not poeing, but I get it
done that it's.

Speaker 11 (04:44):
Horrible, it's a pommet.

Speaker 10 (04:45):
It's yeah. Remember when Graham Norton visited our show.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I think that was scary.

Speaker 10 (04:49):
Now, so Graham Norton, you know, the British, the funny
as hell British talk show host. He came to our
show with an assistant. One of them left or underweard
full of poo in our trash. Can I'm thinking it's
Graham Norton. Are you calling Alex? Trying to remember his number?
Ask Alex if we can talk about the time he

(05:10):
pooed in the truck. If again, if you've ever duked yourself,
did you get Alex on the Oh my god, he's
not gonna want to talk. Do you want to talk
about it?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Talk about what?

Speaker 10 (05:29):
Okay? So we went to lunch in Santa Fe.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah, and Alex.

Speaker 10 (05:35):
Says, I gotta go home now. I said, go to
the bathroom. There's a bathroom here in the restaurant. He's said, no,
all right.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well, first of well, we're in Santa Fe and the
high altitude messes around with your stomach.

Speaker 10 (05:48):
Okay, okay, on everything, Yeah, there is that, okay, so go.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Ahead, and one thing about me. One thing about me.
I've never did numbers in a public restroom in my life.

Speaker 10 (06:02):
But you need but you were in such a bad
say you needed to do number three. So we're one
of our favorite restaurants. And he says, we got to
go now now now.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Right, yes, and so we Elvis goes, all right, let
me get to check. We get to check. We go
to Daca and there's never traffic in Santa Fe and
we hit all the traffic there is on the road
and Alex.

Speaker 10 (06:26):
Starts cramping in the truck I'm driving.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
And then I apologize and you said why are you apologize?
And I said, because something's going to happen, and I'm
very sorry about that.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
He dud he duked in the passenger seat, apologize, but
I will tell you.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
And I rolled down the windows.

Speaker 10 (06:48):
Can I tell you about the Okay, So our truck
has those seats that during the summer you can push
the blue button and it blows cold air up into
your button. Anyway, go ahead, it's perforated seats. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
But then we pull up to the driveway and all
the landscapers are outside and they want to have a
conversation with it. And I'm like, Elvis, just get out
of the car, go go move them, Go get them
somewhere else, and I'm going to run in the house
and and clean up. Yes, And that's what I did.
And then I came back at and I cleaned the truck.

Speaker 10 (07:25):
When decks the seats with the perforated you know poles, And.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Then next time we got in the truck, he pecked
out the button and there was the smell going.

Speaker 10 (07:36):
Yes, I pushed the button that makes the cold air
come out of the seat. Like a week later, it's
smelled like pooh out your charticles are pooing all them.

Speaker 11 (07:50):
I love you, Alex.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I did you tell about Uncle Johnny and the liquor store?

Speaker 10 (08:00):
So we went why do you guys duke yourself all
the time. I don't know. So we flew into a
Palm Spring. Were in Palm Spring, yeah, and we were
into this beautiful house. It used to be the Frank Sinatra.
Frank Sinatra used to live in this house. I'm like, look,
we got to go to the liquor store. We have
no liquor, so we take Uncle Johnny. Can you get
Local Johnny in the phone. We take Uncle Johnny. It's

(08:23):
the liquor store. And he's wearing white pants, right, Alex,
he's wearing like white lemon pants.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, but Commando he doesn't wear it, doesn't wear under it.

Speaker 10 (08:31):
So we're in the liquor store. It's it's me, Alex.
I think, whoever rep Tall mat Or Jimmy drunk Jimmy
and Uncle Johnny, and Uncle Johnny says to me. Uncle
Johnny saysy, hey, I don't I don't don't tell me.
But I shouted, I shoved and it's over and like
he's got brown stuff oozing out of his pants. He says,

(08:53):
I please, I don't don't tell anyways. So you know
what I do? Right? What did I do? Tell everybody?

Speaker 12 (08:59):
I was like a touch on everyone in the old throne.
Johnny just shout at himself.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
He got so mad?

Speaker 10 (09:06):
You got so mad?

Speaker 11 (09:07):
Was it coming out the top or his ankle?

Speaker 10 (09:09):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
He was wearing a white linen core pans, and.

Speaker 10 (09:18):
We're gonna devote four hours to pooping yourself. What a show?
I think Uncle Johnny's dodging my call. I've tried three times.
What's the what's the text? Scary?

Speaker 12 (09:28):
I was wearing a skirt sitting in front of the
pit at a puddle of mud concert.

Speaker 10 (09:32):
I had too much to try. Oh my god, don't
ever pull yourself at a puddle of mud concert. Hey, Alex,
I'm sorry. I left my phone at home, so you
can't text me. But I love you.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Okay, I'll leave mine too.

Speaker 18 (09:45):
But that was that was a little passive aggressive. I
found table you need to be more RESPONSI you should.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
Never pull yourself at a puddle of mud concert.

Speaker 11 (10:00):
I think that's a perfect place.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Sactly if you're gonna, please do it?

Speaker 11 (10:04):
Confuse people?

Speaker 10 (10:05):
What happened to puddle the Mine? I think I had
one hit called blurry and then the yeah they had
one what h oh hit. Let's go talk to daniel Hi,
Danielle hi, Elba, how's everything in beautiful Lancaster, Pennsylvania. You
know they hated this there when they when they put
us on.

Speaker 16 (10:23):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I don't care about I love it.

Speaker 10 (10:25):
Okay. So what happened, Danielle? So?

Speaker 19 (10:29):
I was living in Texas.

Speaker 20 (10:30):
I had a small commute twenty minutes. I drank my
morning coffee driving around, and all of a sudden, I
started feeling cramps. I'm like, I can make it, got
out of the car, started running and I tripped. And
when I tripped, I poohed myself.

Speaker 10 (10:51):
So I mean, are you on the ground and pooing yourself?

Speaker 20 (10:57):
I mean, I'm on the ground crying, try to reach
the door.

Speaker 17 (11:09):
It was horrible.

Speaker 19 (11:10):
Brought me back to my childhood.

Speaker 21 (11:12):
I said, I was trying.

Speaker 10 (11:14):
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Danielle. I'm so sorry. I'm
so sorry. PEPSI, I'm a nice cold PEPSI just arrived.
He's gonna stur Duke, daniel thanks for sharing that story
of hope. You guys, we love you more. Thank you.
Can we just do an entire show devoted to people

(11:35):
pulling yourselves? My look? You know I don't drink carbonated beverages.
This PEPSI looks so good.

Speaker 11 (11:42):
Hold on, Oh no, I'm going to create your own story.

Speaker 10 (11:47):
Oh that's so good. I'm gonna.

Speaker 11 (11:55):
Oh do you feel better?

Speaker 10 (12:02):
I can't believe they pay us to come in and
do this.

Speaker 11 (12:06):
They might not anymore.

Speaker 10 (12:08):
Hello, Jackie, how are you hi?

Speaker 19 (12:10):
Good morning?

Speaker 10 (12:11):
Good morning. We're talking about poo and I'm burping out
loud and they pay us for this. So what's going on? Jackie?
Tell us your story. You're listening to Q one on two.

Speaker 19 (12:21):
I am so today is my birthday and I actually
duped myself on the way to a job interview.

Speaker 10 (12:29):
First of all, happy birthday. So you're going to a
job interview and need duke yourself.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
On my way?

Speaker 22 (12:36):
I was walking down the street.

Speaker 19 (12:38):
I missed Judice the part, and I shot myself.

Speaker 10 (12:45):
Can we say the word shot? I think I think
the word shot is good? Chat is good. So I
missed Judge. Miss I love that you missed jug She
miss judged a part.

Speaker 11 (13:00):
Never trust the fart, never, I know.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I called my friend for help and she didusted out
laughing and she wouldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 19 (13:10):
Well I had over and throw my undermarrow ways, but
it was all over my skirt. So when I went
in to meet the person I was interviewing with, I
had to like always be facing them so that I
didn't turn around. O, well did.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
You get it?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Did you get the job?

Speaker 8 (13:28):
I got the job.

Speaker 10 (13:32):
We love you so much. Thank you for listening. Jackie, Jackie, Right, Jackie,
have a beautiful day, and let's try to control hold
on a second. Can we get back to the Puddle
of Mud concerts? Yes, that was a solid act. Hey,
I'm Serena Carpenter.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
In the morning.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (13:53):
And what's the elvis?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
J Ran in the Morning.

Speaker 9 (14:04):
We're not normal, mister Ran in the morning show C
one hundred producer.

Speaker 10 (14:09):
Sam's in the room. What you have for dinner last night? Sam?

Speaker 11 (14:11):
Oh, last night I basically grazed.

Speaker 23 (14:13):
It was like chips, a leftover and banada, some bean salads.

Speaker 11 (14:16):
It's delightful.

Speaker 10 (14:17):
I like grazing. All right, Who are doing Oh? I
know who you're doing it with. It's Thursday. It's Horscopes
with Froggy.

Speaker 11 (14:22):
You're creature.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
You're at first all right, celebrated birthday today?

Speaker 16 (14:26):
You celebrate with Megan Maroney, Bellahadide, Sharon Osborne Stee from
blues Flues and yourself. So Happy birthday, Libra. You're everyone's
favorite friend today, but remember being nice doesn't mean being
a doormat.

Speaker 10 (14:38):
Your day's of six Scorpio.

Speaker 11 (14:40):
You're ready to blow off work for a play day.
Just take care of the necessities first.

Speaker 16 (14:44):
Your day's an eight Sagittarius. You're mysterious or maybe just
bad at replying to texts. Either way, people are hooked.
Your days of five.

Speaker 23 (14:51):
Hey, Capricorn, you really don't have to prove yourself to everyone.

Speaker 11 (14:55):
Just focus on whom actually matters.

Speaker 10 (14:57):
Your day's an eight Aquarius. Don't overthink your first instinct
is the right one today.

Speaker 23 (15:02):
Your days an eight pisce is just being present is enough.
You don't need to provide them all with all the answers.
Your day's a nine Aries.

Speaker 16 (15:10):
No need to rush every decision. Sometimes the power move
is pausing.

Speaker 23 (15:15):
Your day's a seven, Hey Taurus, good news we'll find
you today.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
DS.

Speaker 11 (15:19):
You deserve every bit of it.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
Your day's a nine jim and I.

Speaker 16 (15:22):
Your charm is doing all the work for you today.
Just try not to overpromise. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 11 (15:27):
Aw Cancer.

Speaker 23 (15:28):
Your heart is wide open. Let the people who love
you all the way in.

Speaker 16 (15:31):
Your day's a ten, Leo, you don't need to post
about it. Let this moment be you. Let this moment
be about you, not for the eyes of others. Your
day's a six.

Speaker 23 (15:40):
And finally, virgo your spotting mistakes no one else can see.
Use that power for good, not pettiness. Your day's a seven.
And those are your Thursday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
Uh so, Christin, Hi, Kristin, Hey, good morning. Are you
a little nervous about what's going on at work?

Speaker 17 (15:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (15:57):
I am a little nervous, a little mad.

Speaker 10 (16:00):
Okay, okay, So tell everyone what happened from your what's
your point of you here?

Speaker 14 (16:03):
Yeah, okay, Yeah. I've worked at this place for twenty
three years, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
there's this zero tolerance policy instituted for cursing. And it's
not like we're not in front of customers or anything
like that. I mean, we're in a building just to ourselves.
And earlier this week, a guy was about as much

(16:23):
service as I did got suspended for saying the F
word real, yes, yes, And then yesterday I was working
on a project that helped me over work over an
hour and a half and all of a sudden the
system clicked off. It ended everything I was working on,
and I said, in front of my manager, can you
thing believe that?

Speaker 8 (16:44):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (16:44):
Right in front of the manager, And well, so you're right.

Speaker 14 (16:47):
I mean I basically looked her in the face that
I mean, I was just frustrated, and I said, can
you thing believe that? And then here we go.

Speaker 10 (16:54):
So do you did yours manager say something to you?

Speaker 8 (16:58):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Yes she did.

Speaker 14 (16:59):
She let me know how disrespectful it was to her
and my fellow co workers, and where I was already
an hour and a half over on my tour. She said,
we will discuss this tomorrow. Tomorrow being today, and I
am anticipating walking in and being walked back out a
few weeks before saying the f word.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
Wow two weeks now? Is it unpaid? Two weeks?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (17:20):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Ridiculous?

Speaker 10 (17:22):
Well no, hold on, I mean because.

Speaker 14 (17:24):
Of one slip up. I mean, I've been here forever,
That's what does need to say.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
She's been there twenty something years. She had one slip up,
and it wasn't that she was cursing out somebody. The
stupid computer crash she lost all her work.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
Okay, wait a minute. Okay, So the guy who was
suspended the other day for using the F word, had
he done it before?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Was he?

Speaker 10 (17:43):
Did they give you a warning?

Speaker 19 (17:45):
No?

Speaker 14 (17:45):
No, it was literally like all of a sudden, we'reing
a zero tolerance.

Speaker 19 (17:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Is ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
It is ridiculous. But I will tell you we as
you know, on this show, we can't use foul language
at all. But we have we have a backup plan.
We have a button we push.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, you need a button, you.

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Need you need a delay button. Yeah. The thing is
is we do go Look I know us, Kristen, and
when the microphones are off, I mean, it's f words
flying left and right, all all words. But when the
mics are on, we we do. We are very careful
because we have to be.

Speaker 14 (18:24):
So you have practice at that. You know, you've been
working at it for a long time. I'm just going,
you know, I can't be a sailor one day in
the next day and non right, they really.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Should give you a little bit of a warning, like,
you know, give you some grace period. I mean, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Yeah, you at lest should have your probation or something.
I don't want Christen, good luck with that.

Speaker 11 (18:44):
I have faith in you. It's gonna be okay.

Speaker 10 (18:46):
Right there, you couldn't work there.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Put in a all of a sudden there's no cursing policy.
I would have been fired in like the first ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I was.

Speaker 14 (18:57):
I'm totally paranoid. I got seven years to retire and then,
and I don't want to lose it over the f work.

Speaker 10 (19:02):
Well, I don't think you're gonna They're not gonna fire you.
They may suspend you, you know.

Speaker 14 (19:06):
Yeah, anoh you are. But like I said, I mean,
if they're going to institute this kind of policy, what's next.

Speaker 10 (19:12):
Yeah, look, you know, I know it's frustrating, and you
need it. You need the job and you have retirement
on the way. I just just play by the rules
as best you can. You know, you got to do it.
And best of luck to you, Christian. I'm so sorry
you're going through this.

Speaker 13 (19:23):
Yeah, thank you, guys.

Speaker 14 (19:24):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (19:25):
I'm sure after that you that day you got in
your car and just said the effort.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Like it repeatedly.

Speaker 10 (19:33):
Yeah, I know, I'm with you, all right, Christian. Thanks, thanks,
and let us know what happens.

Speaker 14 (19:37):
Okay, thanks guys, I have a good day.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 17 (19:39):
Man, if she wouldn't have called us, she could have
gone into work and been like, I didn't say that,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (19:43):
Prove it?

Speaker 11 (19:45):
Prove that I said the word.

Speaker 17 (19:47):
I think all the time when I get fired from here,
because I just assume it's going to happen someday, I
am so screwed because I am not primed for a
job anywhere else.

Speaker 11 (19:54):
I will get fired in two seconds.

Speaker 10 (19:56):
Yeah, what's up? Frog?

Speaker 16 (19:57):
It's so funny this call came in so just yes
to day. I try not to curse around my son,
but when Lisa and I are home alone, I just
let the F word go. It regularly. So Lisa's been
saying I say it a lot. So the other day
she counted in one hour, I said the F word
thirty seven times.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (20:12):
It's just becomes it becomes like normal chatter. I just
it just comes out. And so if I had have
worked at a place where.

Speaker 10 (20:17):
You you're worse than me thirty thirty seven times in
one hour.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
And by the way, I've heard you curse in front
of your child.

Speaker 10 (20:25):
Sometimes, well sometimes it comes thirty seven times. I think,
are we living under a rock? If we think the
kids aren't hearing the curse words. And you know, it's
how it's worse than that, it's how they're taught to
process them and know when they're not they're not proper.
I don't.

Speaker 17 (20:41):
There's only one person on the planet that I watched
my mouth around, and that is Daddy Gandhi. Yeah, yeah,
because I just he'll like, shoot me a look. He
won't even say anything. He'll just kind of look disappointed,
and I'm like, oh, man.

Speaker 10 (20:51):
Too, Hello, it is just Lee. Uh Lee a teacher.
Oh my god, you're a teacher. You can't swear it
works at all. No, they would fire you, wouldn't they.

Speaker 13 (21:00):
Oh of course they would.

Speaker 24 (21:01):
You absolutely cannot. And I teach high school. Sometimes the
kids let it slip and you gotta yell at them.
But then when they give you a frustrating day and
it's just awful. Oh you should hear that faculty room.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (21:12):
So, I mean they that high schools need like soundproof
faculty room so you can go in there and just
f you know what I'm.

Speaker 24 (21:19):
Saying, Well, be surprised. The one side is a stairwells
brick wall, so we're right, But the other side is
a classroom and sometimes we hear them in there, you know,
the class having their discussion. So I'm like, hight, you
got to.

Speaker 10 (21:29):
Keep it down. I forgot, you know, so other than us,
you know, on the radio, because the FCC's listening, and teachers,
I can't do it. Can't use the F word, yeah,
even though sure they make you want to use it
every day. All right, Thank you, Leah. Thanks for being
a cool teacher and you should be appreciated every day.
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Speaker 10 (22:14):
Yeah. When I was a kid, first came to New
York City, never understood why they called it Houston Street
when clearly it was Houston right right, yea, yeah, yeah, absolutely,
that's going to learn allowed it later. It's this, he's Houston.
We're gonna say Houston because that's what we say. Okay, great, yea.
So there's this, there's this, I guess a highway right,

(22:36):
the Van Wyke Expressway, Yes, expressway. The family's name was
van Wyck back in the day, so they got us
an expressway named after them. But New Yorkers called it
the Van Wick. And so when our traffic people do traffic,
they say van Wyck, but it's it's van Wick. According

(22:57):
to most people who drive on it. The name has
been ruined for years.

Speaker 12 (23:00):
Yes, it's it's long to say van Wick. It's improper.
You're probably destroyed.

Speaker 10 (23:05):
But who's who cares? At this point we say it
van Wick.

Speaker 12 (23:09):
The traffic reporter should say it van Wick because that's how.

Speaker 10 (23:12):
We know it.

Speaker 11 (23:13):
So it's the family's name.

Speaker 10 (23:15):
Do you think they're listening and caring about it? I
don't know. Maybe, Okay, okay. What about to tappan z Bridge. Yeah,
but the town is called Tapan, is it not?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's Tapan?

Speaker 10 (23:28):
Does it makes sense? But we say Tappen.

Speaker 12 (23:31):
Yeah, but that's not correct, but it's now correct because
we made it correct.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Because that's just how we say it.

Speaker 11 (23:38):
So it should be the Topanzee Bridge.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yes, that's why they changed it.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
I've never thought of it that way, you know, the
Tepanzee Bridge.

Speaker 12 (23:51):
Well, so okay, So at what point have you changed
the name so much from it what it really is,
where it's now a different name, it's pronounced differently.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
I mean, at what point do you cross that line? Yes?

Speaker 16 (24:04):
Frog, So under this logic, basically, if you get it
wrong long enough, then wrong becomes right right exactly.

Speaker 10 (24:10):
I don't like that, like like the flower at Christmas,
don't get me started. Point in.

Speaker 12 (24:18):
Exactly, the individual where you are, Oh you cross, you
cross the border, you're now in points set a land.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
So well, they spell things differently places like Sheldon in England.
There are certain words where I wele that's not how
you spell it. He's like, that's how we spell it
in England. I'm like, that's how I grew up learning
how to spell it. I'm like, really, that's so weird.
It's the same word but spell differently.

Speaker 10 (24:40):
You know exactly, So what do you do? I mean? Yeah,
all right, So people are complaining that our traffic person
is saying van Wyck, but they clearly have been calling
it van Wick their entire life. So you know what
I'm I'm not saying anyone's right or wrong, but you
know history is saying who's right and wrong. I guess
I don't know. I don't know. Eight, what do you think? Well,

(25:00):
remember when I moved here and I said I'm gonna
be living in Greenwich Village. We looked at him, like
you're Greenwich, but it's spelled green Witch.

Speaker 11 (25:12):
Do they say Greenwich anywhere?

Speaker 10 (25:14):
I don't know, but that's how I said it when.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I moved to Greenwich Village exactly.

Speaker 10 (25:18):
The little boy friend Eerie didn't know how to say
Greenwich which village? It just doesn't make sense to me.
Like you go to England, like you were saying, and
like Worcestershire and all these Worcester it's not spelled like
that at all.

Speaker 11 (25:30):
Right, Right in Boston, it's Worcester, spelled Worcester. Yeah, it's Worcester.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Yeah, it's Worcester. Yes, but it'll look like Worcester. It
looks like Worcester, it does, all right.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
Well that's it. Well that said I look, you know,
we don't run our traffic department. It's down the hall
somewhere we don't even know. Is it in the building.
I don't even know. Maybe not. I don't know where
the traffic people are, but they've been told to say
van Wick. But they probably agree with you they should
be saying van Wick. So I don't know. We'll leave
it at that. Like like shinnacock and a long island,

(26:08):
it's more fun to say shiny cock, to be honest, Yeah,
well it's sort of. But we're talking about a very,
very old and famous Native American tribe, right, so we
should we should call them what they want to be called. You,
I will tell you this. We were talking during one
of the songs about our first apartments, and I remember

(26:31):
my first apartment. It was a one bedroom, one bath,
but you had to go through the bedroom to get
to the bathroom. So if ever I had a guest over,
they had to walk through my bedroom. So I try
to keep it clean. A friend of mine had in
New York to call it a cold water flat where
the bathtub is in the kitchen. That was very That
was a very popular layout for a small apartment in
New York City, way way back in the day. Right,

(26:55):
A few of you, a few of yous guys as
they say you had some funny first apartments, right. Oh yeah, yeah.
My first apartment here in the city, six floor walk up.
And I go on Greenwich in Greenwich Village and I
go into the bathroom and I'm like, something's not right here,
and I sit on the toilet and I was like,
you remember that bit Chris Farley, fat guy in a

(27:16):
little coat. It was like that, but me sitting on
the toilet, the toilet was tiny. Turns out it's a
child's toilet. I didn't even know they made these things
not legal because the way the apartment was, the door
couldn't open unless it was a child's toilet. Oh yeah,
I mean you had to aim really good with that,

(27:37):
even when you're sitting, even when you're city. You have
to like make sure your your bull's eye a.

Speaker 12 (27:41):
Quarter of an inch, A huge difference on that.

Speaker 10 (27:46):
Wow, it's Scott E. B. What about when you moved
to Iowa, didn't you have a weird apartment?

Speaker 25 (27:50):
No, that apartment was okay. But when I moved to
Sea Caucus, there was a window on my bathroom door,
a glass window. It was just clear glass into the
bathroom and there was a hole on the floor and
there was an egg in the hole and I couldn't
reach it. So there was an egg in the hole
for the entire time that I lived there.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
What trap.

Speaker 25 (28:09):
Yeah, there was a hole in the floor in the
bathroom with an egg in it. It was the strangest thing.

Speaker 10 (28:13):
How did the egg get there? It was there when
I moved in. I don't know, but how did it
get there? I'm not sure how does an egg appear?
What came first? Your apartment of the egg, which.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I just had like weird landlords, like the one set.
It was a brother and sister and I'm you did.
I'm pretty sure they were sleeping together. Oh, because we
we went downstairs and there was only one bed and
I was like, oh, this is really weird. And then
she would like I was dating Sheldon at the time,
and she made up that she had a British boyfriend
and he was coming overseas the sister. And then, like

(28:49):
I would, I dropped the dustbuster on the floor. She
came upstairs screaming, accusing me of knocking nails into the
wall and hanging things, and she told me I had
to ask permission to have anyone sleep over in my
apartment that I rented and then her brother came and said,
you have to leave, and I go, why. My sister
is jealous that I give you guys too much attention,

(29:11):
So we had to move out. Yeah, it was a
little strange, just a little.

Speaker 10 (29:16):
A little that's a lot strange, a lot strange. Yeah,
my sister's jealous because I'm sleeping with her exactly. Yeah,
she doesn't want me thinking of anyone else but her,
my sister. Scary. You know a funny, funny apartment story
is when Scary and Greg t were roommates. All he
did was play tricks on me. That was hilarious. I mean,

(29:38):
I don't know how why Scary did not murder him
in the night. He replaced the cream in the Rio
cookies with toothpaste. He crazy glued my stress shoes to
the floor, and my favorite of all time, he replaced
he was unscrewed my shower head and put bullyon cubes
in there, screwed it back, and then I and I
have a tendency to go into the shower before testing

(29:59):
the water. I turn on the water and for a
chicken soup shower. Did you get it?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Did you get a bowl of his boon?

Speaker 10 (30:07):
And that was just a tip of the ice perg genius. Yeah,
it's genius. That's it's happening to you every day. Scary
it walking. You would not believe what he did now,
and I'm tell us we're dying to hear. The toothpaste
in the Oreo cookies is.

Speaker 12 (30:20):
When my good Oh and the over the water, the
bucket of water, over the over the doorway, forget it.

Speaker 10 (30:25):
The reason we brought us up is there's actually a
friend of a friend who has a new apartment in
Hell's Kitchen in Manhattan, paying fourteen hundred a month. But
the shower is in the kitchen.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
Absolutely not, Yeah, absolutely, that's insane.

Speaker 10 (30:39):
There's a little closet with a toilet that's separate, but
if you want to take a shower, it's in the kitchen.
But it's fourteen hundred dollars for an apartment in New York.

Speaker 17 (30:48):
Is a steel is as long as you're okase showering
and cooking exactly at the same time.

Speaker 11 (30:56):
My first apartment burned down. Oh yeah, that was, Oh.

Speaker 10 (30:59):
You tell that's it's kind of a sad story, it is.

Speaker 17 (31:01):
Yeah, the first apartment I ever had, woke up one
night it smelled like barbecue. My dad was actually visiting
me at the time, and I was like, oh, what
is that? And then the fire department was knocking on
the door, screaming get out, everybody, get out. My alarm
didn't even go off. Turns out my neighbor killed my
other neighbor in an attempt to and then an attempt
to cover it up burnt the place down.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Oh my good.

Speaker 11 (31:22):
Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
That's crazy.

Speaker 10 (31:26):
Seems a little odd.

Speaker 17 (31:28):
My dad and I were sitting in my car just
watching the building burn and you could see, you know,
the top floor kind of caved in. And he looked
at me and he said, I just need you to
know the rest of your life is not going to
be like this.

Speaker 8 (31:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (31:39):
I was like, okay, I appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (31:42):
Nate, do you have someone on the phone or something? Okay,
how about like a bird there for a second. I
know you do make wild life noises when you start
to say something. Abb All right, there's Nate answering the question.

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Duran in the Morning Show The one hundred.

Speaker 10 (33:00):
Talk about this house. You can get it a great deal,
but you find out there's a ghost there, you find
out there's a murder that happened there. Would you do it?
Let's kick this off with Beth Online twenty four Hello Beth,
good morning, Good morning. So are you wanting to sell
the house that you discovered this incredibly cool thing behind

(33:21):
or is it just something you found and you're kind
of dealing with it.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Well, we're currently trying to sell our house. It's not
something that really disclosed when we're trying to sell it,
but we had previously found a graves buried in our backyard.

Speaker 10 (33:34):
There's a gravestone now, is it from a pet? Like?
Does it say Fluffy rest in peace?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, it's we actually took down when we bought the
house that had a deck that wrapped around the banock,
and my husband took it down so that we could
build a nice garden there. And he dug down and
there was a gravestone that had broken like right outside
our back door, and it was from the eighteen hundreds,
and they had like somebody's name on it.

Speaker 10 (33:59):
Wow, so did you put it together and well enough
to determine what the name was?

Speaker 5 (34:05):
We did.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
We don't say that name in our house. It was
from the eighteen hundreds. And we actually looked him up
online and he was like an inventor and he predated
our house.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Well, is he haunting your house or have you not
noticed anything unusual?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
So he had a family, I know. And the only
thing that's happened since we lived there is my sister
spent the night and she slept in our downstairs and
two long up in the memo nite and there was
a woman there wearing like a Victorian look like colonial outfit.
They never told me that for months because I'm terrified
of that stuff. But yeah, that's the only thing that

(34:43):
was really had happened.

Speaker 10 (34:43):
Well that was me, I broke in. I was playing
the drag show down down the street. We look. So
so you're saying that the gentleman's gravestone you found predated
the building of the home that you're currently in. But
it was on that same site, right yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Those right outside our back door, so you kind of
reburied it.

Speaker 10 (35:04):
So you need to you need to sell the house.
And you're wondering, I mean, are you disclosing it or
does it matter? I don't Different states have different laws.
I don't know what you're going through.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
You know, we just kind of we just sat there
for a men and said what do we do? Or
was you know, this was like a year ago, and
I just said, well I think we should not disturb
but just bury it. And then we put our We
actually did put a garden over it. So we haven't
disclosed that really, Okay, have gone you.

Speaker 11 (35:27):
Had a thought, so it was this the gravestone, right?

Speaker 17 (35:30):
You guys didn't keep digging and fine bones or any
remnants of a body, did you.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
No, we just left it our garden was beautiful, really nice.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
You know it's fertilized. Yes, all right, So so the
question remains, like, what do you do? Do you just
leave it? Leave your garden there and not disclose it?
And uh, like I said, I don't know what the
laws are because in some states you have to disclose
if someone was murdered there, if someone died there, or
I know, I don't know about burials, burial ground.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I don't know, you know, but I wouldn't disturb it hither.
I would have been like, you stay right there and relax,
thank you.

Speaker 10 (36:08):
I would move the bid you would move because body
in the background in the backyard.

Speaker 17 (36:13):
Why without a Because I am one a giant chicken,
and I totally believe in all of these things. And
I've been told repeatedly that I have a lot of
strange spirits following me around already.

Speaker 11 (36:24):
I don't need more, so I would just leave.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I don't need more.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Yeah, well it's it's easier said than done. I mean,
once you buy a house, you can't just go okay,
real leave it bye and then drive down the road.
You stay in the motel like they do in Poltergeist.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
I've been watching a lot of forensic files. I have
ways to get rid of the house.

Speaker 10 (36:39):
Okay, thank you, Condy, I will tell you what. I
appreciate your your conversation.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Beth.

Speaker 10 (36:45):
It's very interesting. So had had you known, now when
you first saw this house bath and you fell in
love with it and you guys decided to buy it,
had you known there was someone buried in the backyard,
would you have continued to go through closing on the house?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I mean, I'm somebody I'm really terrified of that stuff,
but you know, it was a convenient thing for us
at the time, so we did go. You know, we
would have tig gone through with it.

Speaker 10 (37:12):
There you go. I don't know. I find it kind
of charming to have a little burial ground on the premises.
So I don't know. Is that mean anyway? That's interesting? Yeah,
it could be me. I'm probably not alone. There's other freaks.
I mean, thank you so much, Beth and I have
a great day, and thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
You too, thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
If you're getting a house at a really good price
and you know something doesn't seem right, because this house
should be more, I'd ask a lot of questions.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
Right, well, yeah, absolutely, and look, you know, you know me,
I would be willing to get a great house at
a great price because it has a ghost. But the
thing is is one day I might want to sell it,
and it's all about resale with me. It's very important
that you if you can't, if you're buying a house
you love, can you sell it?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Right?

Speaker 10 (37:52):
If you can't, you don't want to buy that house.
So I don't know the way it works is you
let's say you have one hundred people that would buy
your house unhaunted, but then you say it's haunted. Then
only thirty of those one hundred people said they would
buy it, so you would be able to sell it maybe,
but the pool of possible sales decreases, right, Sorry, that's
the realtor. Am Your husband would know that, right?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yes, he would know those answers, all right.

Speaker 10 (38:16):
So just real quick in a few words, Danielle, Yes,
no haunted or murdered ghost so murdered.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
No, I would not want that haunted. Yes, I am
absolutely fine with as long as, like you said, it's
a friendly ghost. I feel like they were there first,
and you know, we could live there happily together.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
But listen to Gandhi's take on the murder thing. She
has a part two with the murder thing. Okay, first
of all, haunted ghost, yes, no, Gandhi, friendly.

Speaker 17 (38:38):
Ghost Okay, maybe not friendly ghost hell no.

Speaker 10 (38:42):
I know, but we know you, Gandhi. That friendly ghost
could get pissed off if you moved in, because you're
very unique.

Speaker 11 (38:46):
Very very much, so we might not get along.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
What about the murder thing.

Speaker 17 (38:49):
Okay, it would depend on the situation surrounding the murder.
So if it was just a random oh my gosh,
this poor person was just murdered in their house and
it was awful, no, not a chance. But if it
was a situation where maybe somebody wasn't being treated well
and they stood up for themselves and they killed a person,
I would find that to be good energy and I
would move in.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
Wow. Yeah, okay, So let's say if Dexter sold his house,
you would move in.

Speaker 11 (39:15):
Oh I there, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 10 (39:17):
He's killing people who did bad. Totally leave it to Gandhi.
A lot would agree with you, I'm sure.

Speaker 16 (39:25):
What about you, Frog, Well, I've lived in a place
where somebody was murdered, but I would not live if
it was haunted like ghosts no, no, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
And there was no haunting at the place where the
murder took place.

Speaker 16 (39:35):
No, Well, what happened is it was a doctor and
his wife and he were having issues, and so she
hired a hitman to kill him, and Lisa ended up
actually found out later she showed the hitmen, the actual guys.
She showed them an apartment like it, because they wanted
to see an apartment just like that to know what
to do.

Speaker 10 (39:55):
They came back and they and they killed him. So
we ended up living in that apartment. Oh wow, and
you said you got a discoind of price because of that. Hey,
it's scary. What about you? Murdered or ghost haunting? The
movies have ruined it all for me.

Speaker 12 (40:06):
If there's any spirit whatsoever, any ghost, not a shot,
I'm going near it.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
I don't care how much it's on sale. Yeah, Nate,
what about you? Oh this, I lived in a sixth
floor walk up to save money. Of course I'll live.
If there's a murderer, a ghost murderer, good yea good good,
All right, let's take it outside. Line twenty two is Kathy, Kathy? Okay,
which one are you calling about? A house with a murder?
A house with a ghost, but you saved money either

(40:32):
way on the house.

Speaker 22 (40:35):
I guess if it's a friendly ghost, I would say
I texted them about I live in the house where
my grandmother passed away years ago, and I was scared
for the longest time to like go back in, And
now that I'm there, I think that it's comforting because
I feel like she's still there with me kind of.
But I also like, years ago, me and my friends

(40:57):
played with Aliji board and a hant tunnel near where
we live, and like you can feel the presence if
it's friendly or if it's a mean ghost, Like there's
a different feeling.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
Okay, talking to well, Kathy, let me ask you a question,
knowing what you know about what it's like living in
a house that has a presence, and you found another
house that you liked, but you found out there was
a presence there and you could get it at a
better deal, would you now take advantage of that cheaper
price because there's a ghost there or not?

Speaker 22 (41:29):
Yeah, I think I definitely would. I feel like if
you don't bother them, then they wouldn't bother you, like
kind of with what she was saying about the grave, earlier,
as long as they didn't dig down farther. I don't
really think they would do anything to you.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
There you go, see, you have experience. Now if you
have a good ghost, you're like, Okay, give me another
hunted house if I can save somebody. All right, thank
you very much. You have a great day. Thanks for
listening to us. That was Kathy Miya is online twenty
four Hello Mia, Hello Alvin. Would you a house where
a murder was committed and you could save money because

(42:04):
of that murder?

Speaker 21 (42:06):
Of course, yes, if it meant I could buy my
dream house for a good price, I definitely would one.
I could live in denial all day about the noises
in the house.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
It's the wind, just whatever. But also, if.

Speaker 21 (42:17):
One murder already occurred there, there's no chance to it's
gonna happen.

Speaker 10 (42:21):
I have not looked up the stats on repeat murders
in dwellings, so I don't know.

Speaker 21 (42:32):
It feels like lightning. It shouldn't strike twice.

Speaker 10 (42:34):
Okay, yes, but you could live with chains being pulled
across the ceiling up in the attic and stuff like that.
You could explain it, by the way, Okay.

Speaker 21 (42:43):
We can just ignore that, yeah, completely.

Speaker 10 (42:46):
Okay, So there you go. There's got to be some
murder houses out there you can get a great deal on.
Good for you, Mia, We're happy for you.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (42:52):
Now I'm gonna start looking for them.

Speaker 27 (42:53):
Do it.

Speaker 10 (42:54):
They're out there waiting for you. Thank you, Mia. Line
twenty is John Yes, John, Yes.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
So I'm currently hi guys by the way, Oh thank you.

Speaker 27 (43:08):
So we're currently in process of buying a house that
actually has grave plots on it, okay, and we're closing
on Friday, right, And it was disclosed to us that
the plots, that the previous owners knew about the plots,
and that the plots are not to be removed by them.

(43:33):
So I believe that the plots are kind of deep
into the woods. I think they've been there for probably
like one hundred years. It was probably the it's farmland basically,
that what we were buying. And the house is only
built twenty years ago. So to me, buying a house
with plots on it doesn't seem to bother me. You know,
I don't want past relatives to come visit their their

(43:56):
dead relatives, right, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (43:58):
Yeah, I get that, But as far as anything, you know,
supernatural or whatever. I mean, you're not concerned about that
at all.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
I'm hot.

Speaker 27 (44:06):
I'm actually not concerned about it because I think one
that if the house was built only twenty years ago,
so I don't think the homeowners were buried there from
twenty years ago. I kind of doubt that these people
that were buying some of us have been there for
sixteen years and so they love it, and I think
they're just looking for a change. For me, I can't
wait to explore the property and kind of learn a

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little history of the town.

Speaker 10 (44:28):
Well, see, that's what I would find nipple hardening intriguing.
I'll tell you why. Let's say, let's say even though
most of them are protected, let's say you lived on
a Civil War battlefield, you know what I'm saying, or
or something like that where you know a lot of
people lost their lives. That thing is steeping in history,
you know, and or there are people buried there from

(44:51):
a family from the seventeen hundred to whatever. I think
that there is a lot of historical significance there that
would that would make it interesting. And I bet there's
a pool of people that the they would want to
pay for that, you know, they would want to live
on that kind of property. I would love it.

Speaker 27 (45:04):
Absolutely, absolutely, we're dying to get into the house. I
mean we can't wait.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
Well, a lot of people on that property. Yes, Hi, John,
thank you very much, man, thanks for listening. Hey, you know,
we actually got a text from someone a moment ago.
They run a company that does clean up murder scene cleanup,
and they said that as they were actually cleaning the
property where the murder had occurred, people were knocking at

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the door asking if it was already for sale.

Speaker 11 (45:32):
Whoa wow.

Speaker 10 (45:34):
I would assume if if a murder happens at a property,
everyone in the neighborhood knows about it. You know, after time,
people are going to forget, you know, so maybe so
you don't have to ask for a reduced price after time.
But if it's the day.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
After, yeah you can have it right, just take it right.
Any other thoughts any before we move on?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I think to this fascinating those companies that clean up
that stuff. They don't even ask questions, They just show
up do that job. And how gross that has to be.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Sometimes.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
Well, talk to the lady who helps me clean this place. Jesus,
the story she could tell. Yeah, scary I heard.

Speaker 12 (46:10):
That if you touch the bones, then that's when they
come after you.

Speaker 10 (46:14):
Okay, where did you hear? Where did you hear this?
If you don't disturb the bones? No, no, no, no, no,
where did you hear where? What credible source did you
get this from?

Speaker 28 (46:24):
From?

Speaker 10 (46:24):
People? The text? Actually? So someone text in it?

Speaker 12 (46:27):
Okay, I heard it from actually someone who tried to
exhum something, a body or whatever. They do not touch
it because they will they will want you forever. Imagine
if your skeletal remains were sitting there elves and I
just I disturbed your bones and I started moving your bones. Scary?

Speaker 10 (46:41):
You do it every morning? You disturbed my bones every
single morning. I'm just saying I wouldn't mess with the bone.
Oh wait, no, no, no, no, scary. I want to go
back to this credible source you're talking about it. I
think I'm calling BS on what you're saying right now?
What do you talk so you don't think it's possible? Scary?
My question to you is, what credible source did you
get this from?

Speaker 12 (46:59):
If you can Discovery it was about super what was
the ghost hunting show? Okay, they made a point, they
said ghost hunters. Did you just say it was someone
you knew. Now you're saying it.

Speaker 10 (47:10):
Was somebody else. Back that up. They tried to.

Speaker 11 (47:16):
Wait, how do you like zoom a body and not
touch the bone?

Speaker 10 (47:19):
You're not supposed to because then after that you're haunted forever.
They come after you don't. Well, you know what, I
guess there is a theory if you watched Poultergeist, where
you know they're you know, they're resting peacefully, they're resting
in peace. They're r I p ing down there the
house Elvis and he said that he's gonna move the

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great plots. You don't want to do that, I know.
I'm just trying to get to your credible source that
you said was so credible, my TV source and a
story I heard from.

Speaker 12 (47:47):
Someone from Okay, cousin's friend with the big ball. Yeah, Froggy,
what's up?

Speaker 10 (47:54):
Oh no.

Speaker 16 (47:54):
So when we first got into the apartment where the
person was murdered, that's what least at Lista worked for
the community, and she told them you're never going to
be able to rent that.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
It was in every news story. It was in town.

Speaker 16 (48:04):
So they let us live there for half and they
replaced everything because it was a big mess there so
everything was It was like brand new inside, and we
lived there for half price for a while, and then
after that, You're right, it kind of died down. Nobody
talks about it anymore, and then it went back to
being a normal apartment again.

Speaker 10 (48:21):
Scary. I found your credible source this text. I agree
with Scary. There was a movie with Snoop Dogg called Bones,
and a guy in the movie touched the bones of
Snoop Dogg and it came alive. Yet that's it, all right. See,
I'm just looking for it's science and it's factual.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yes, it's funny.

Speaker 12 (48:41):
Hard from a friend, incredible source to something you heard.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
I love that. This is why we're in the trouble.
We're in ladies and gentlemen. Scared, all right, I tell
you what that was great. Keep in mind in real estate,
if you buy it, make sure you can sell it
with no problem. That's then on your own figure it out.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
Hi, this is Ariana Grande.

Speaker 10 (49:03):
I aren't doing Hi, this is Harry Styles. You're listening
to Elvis Churan in the morning.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tapp?

Speaker 10 (49:18):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap? All about it here.
It's very unique. Exactly.

Speaker 26 (49:21):
So Keith wanted to play a phone tap on his
grandpa Richard. Now we learned that Richard loves to fight
with people on the phone who he doesn't know, so
when he gets phone calls at his house, he starts
arguing with them.

Speaker 10 (49:31):
All right, so we're gonna call Richard.

Speaker 26 (49:33):
Confuse him, record Richard, and then play Richard.

Speaker 10 (49:36):
Oh wow, these are tough to pull off. These are
hard to do. Did you do it? It was fun?
Let's see what happens in today's phone tap. Hello, Hi
is Richard Berger there?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Yeah, this is Picker.

Speaker 10 (49:50):
Who's this Patrick?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Patrick?

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Who are you home?

Speaker 10 (49:56):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
I'm home right now?

Speaker 10 (50:00):
Is this your phone number? Seven?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
No, you got the wrong number.

Speaker 10 (50:07):
This is your seven?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Yes, this is year two seven.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
That's my number. What you want?

Speaker 10 (50:16):
Do you know? Patrick?

Speaker 5 (50:18):
I don't know what Patrick? Do you know what? Patrick?

Speaker 10 (50:22):
Do you like sausage?

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Well? I like sausage?

Speaker 8 (50:26):
What do you mean sausage?

Speaker 10 (50:28):
Do you play ping pong?

Speaker 26 (50:31):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Scratch your ass?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
All right?

Speaker 26 (50:36):
All right, so that's part one. That's part one. Now
I recorded him. Now Richard's going to talk to Richard
all right.

Speaker 10 (50:41):
Here's where he gets fun. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, this is Tick Burger. Who's this?
Who is this? Yeah? This is Tick Burger. Who's this?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
What?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Yes, this is ear Skip two seven.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
That's my number.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
That's my number.

Speaker 8 (51:09):
What you want?

Speaker 5 (51:10):
No, that's my number. Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Patrick?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
I don't know what?

Speaker 8 (51:17):
Patrick?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Hello, who is this?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Who the hell are you?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yes, this is ear Skip too seven.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Yeah, that's my number.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
No, yes it is No, cut it out, all right,
don't scratch your ass.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
Stop calling my number?

Speaker 6 (51:48):
What?

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Stop calling me?

Speaker 8 (51:55):
Cut it out all right? Now? Who is say?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Stop calling my number?

Speaker 10 (52:02):
Hey, Richard?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Who is this now?

Speaker 10 (52:05):
Richard?

Speaker 26 (52:06):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped by your grandson, Keith.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 26 (52:14):
Do you realize you've been talking to yourself for the
past half hours?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
What?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Yeah, this is Dick Berger. Who's this?

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Oh my god?

Speaker 26 (52:24):
Yeah, Keith had to get back to class, but he
wanted to play a little joke on.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
You, so I'll see that sound of a bitch later.

Speaker 12 (52:32):
Elvis Duran's phone tap This pale table was pre recorded
with permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 9 (52:39):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (52:44):
I see a room. Let's go around that room.

Speaker 12 (52:46):
Come with me here, we go around the room, see
what's on the minds of everyone in the room.

Speaker 10 (52:51):
We'll start with Froggy, Froggy, what's up?

Speaker 16 (52:53):
So last night was supposed to be a joyous night.
We were taking down the Halloween bens, but it quickly
turned into an argument. Why because I'm convinced that last
year when the season ended, we had three bins and
now we have four, so we are just buying more crap.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
Well wait, you didn't.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
See what she posted. She posted a whole bunch of
new stuff that she just bought.

Speaker 16 (53:10):
She's not fighting it, but no, she always says, I
take stuff away and put new stuff in, like it's
like a rotating It's not. It's a lie. The fact
is we're just adding more. So it started out one, two,
I captied three bins, three bin, three giant bins. Said
no for Halloween. Nope, Now we have four. I mean
that's nothing like that is you know, that's nothing compared

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to the bins at Danielle's house.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna take a picture of the
two bins. Sheldon just bought. I'm not even kidding you.
You could probably fit four or five of us in
the bin.

Speaker 11 (53:45):
Oh my god, that's.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
How big the bin is. I said, where are you
putting this bin? He said outside? It's massive. He says,
for all your Halloween crap.

Speaker 10 (53:52):
They've lost their minds. We'll go to Danielle. What's on
your mind today?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
All right, So let's speaking of Sheldon. He has a
dan Yellism folder and apparently he's constantly putting things in
there of stupid stuff that I say. And I'm just like,
I don't say anything stupid, Well, not according to this folder.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
Give us examples.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I don't even have an example. I just we'll go, oh,
that's going in the folder. I go, what folder you're
talking about?

Speaker 10 (54:17):
Okay, if you're putting a folder together, if you're putting
a folder together, it's gonna come to a point where
it's gonna he's gonna do something with it.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
That's what I said. I said, what are you doing
with this folder?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Like?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Why do you have it? He just I just like
to keep it.

Speaker 16 (54:31):
I need him to make it a shareable folder and
a Google doc so he could add things together.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Of course, of course you do that's great.

Speaker 10 (54:36):
Okay, just get an example from him and let us
know tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay, I'll let you soon.

Speaker 10 (54:41):
Scotty be our special guest today. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Oh?

Speaker 25 (54:43):
Yes, Well, you know, for some reason, I've been incredibly
active lately and I'm not quite sure why. But because
of that, I just want to let you know that
on October nineteenth, I will be doing the Bike ms
New York, which is thirty miles riding all around the
Isle of Manhattan here in New York City. And if
you you would like to join me on the iHeart
Team or donate, you can go to my Instagram at

(55:04):
z Scott e b. The link is right there, and
I'd love for you to ride your bike with me.
They'd be so much fun.

Speaker 10 (55:11):
I like how you started this up. You started out
by saying I've been more active lately. I don't know why. Yeah,
I don't know why.

Speaker 25 (55:17):
Also, can I also just throw in a great listener
of ours, Connor at Priority Bicycles heard that I was
doing this and he is hooking me up with a
sweet ride for this for this race. So thank you
very much.

Speaker 12 (55:28):
Kind good Gandhi, what's up with you?

Speaker 17 (55:32):
I just want to remind everybody that when you get
something new, whether you buy it from a store or
it comes to your home, if you're going to wear it,
wash it please.

Speaker 11 (55:40):
For the love of God.

Speaker 17 (55:41):
The amount of people I know who do not wash
things when they get it, I don't.

Speaker 10 (55:48):
Tell them. I don't want to tell them. Tell them
what's in this stuff they're not washing.

Speaker 17 (55:53):
It's awful, so many things, not only the chemicals that
you want to get off your body, especially when they
ship from like other countries and they preserve it, but
there are rat fee seas. You never know if this
was a returned piece of clothing from somebody else that
they send to you, and you're going to get to
rash wash the clothes.

Speaker 25 (56:09):
The underwear I'm wearing right now, do not washed.

Speaker 16 (56:11):
No hold on what if it comes in like a
pack and it's sealed.

Speaker 17 (56:18):
Non even the chemicals on stuff, even when they have
things in a factory. If you ever want to get
grossed out, go look at factories and the way they
do things, and you'll be like, oh, never, when I buy.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
It from a store and I take it home, I'm
not gonna always wash it first.

Speaker 11 (56:30):
You should definite.

Speaker 10 (56:31):
Share because you don't think especially if they're coming from overseas.
In those huge, huge ships that come over there's all
sorts of things running around there and they're pooping. They're
pooping on your underwear, saying what's up.

Speaker 11 (56:45):
I agree with Ganda. I've learned that lesson a few times.

Speaker 13 (56:48):
So.

Speaker 23 (56:48):
While growing up, my mom was a saying smother. She
had so many things she told us, and one that
has still stuck with me today is you can do
anything you want to do, just not all at the
same time, because you only have one hundred percent to
offer any given day. And recently I've realized I kind
of let my sleep fall to the wayside, and that's
really important. So the last few weeks, because I've been

(57:09):
so busy, I've been prioritizing sleep and I've been feeling
so much better. Unfortunately, I've noticed I have been having
as much fun with my clothes, my hair, or my makeup,
which I like to do in the morning to get ready.
But it's something I'm sacrificing right now to have more
and better sleep. So I guess there's not really a
lesson here, just a heads up to everyone. Yes, you
can accomplish basically anything you want, just not all at

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the same time. Who knows tomorrow will be exhausted, but
with a fabulous face of makeup.

Speaker 10 (57:34):
I don't know, And there you go, Thank you, producer.
Same all right, scary, you're up. I'm always a sucker
for hype, you know that.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
So when it comes to burgers, there's this place called
the Red Hook Tavern in Red Hook, Brooklyn, which has
allegedly one of the top five burgers. So I had
to find myself going there for lunch. Waited three years
to try and get in this place to taste the
perfect patty. And it's this nice, thick cut burger whatever
with some fries on the side. And I was enjoying it,

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and I was like, oh, this could be a seven
or eight. And then Martha Stewart walks in, and now
I'm thinking, like, well, if it's good enough for Martha Stewart,
it's got to be more than a seven or eight.

Speaker 10 (58:11):
So now I'm thinking it's nine.

Speaker 12 (58:13):
So I walked out of there thinking, now, this is
the best burger I've ever eaten.

Speaker 10 (58:17):
Because Martha Stewart, who I respect in.

Speaker 12 (58:19):
Her culinary world, was eating there as well, so it's
gotta be good.

Speaker 10 (58:23):
Right, So you thought it tasted better because Martha Stewart was.

Speaker 12 (58:29):
Eating one at first, right, because at first I though
it was very good. Then she walked in, and then
the second half of the bird was better. Okay, let
me ask you this.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
If you went to buy a house in the house
used to belong to Martha Stewart, would you pay more
for it than if it hadn't been owned by Martha Stewart?
I'm that guy. Okay, all right, this is good to know,
just so I can have a story. All right, there
you go scary, all right? So look now you have
as alt hungry for burgers? Are you guys in the
mood for a cheeseburger?

Speaker 17 (58:57):
I am.

Speaker 11 (59:00):
In the morning taking them on so many things.

Speaker 9 (59:05):
Tell Vis Duran in the morning.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
In the Morning Show one hundred?

Speaker 10 (59:11):
What lie were you told as a kid? It turns
out it was just so far from the truth, blatant lie.
Can we talk about red blood versus blue blood for
just a second. So were you told as a kid
that your blood is blue inside your body and it
turns red when it's exposed to oxygen?

Speaker 8 (59:33):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (59:34):
I remember hearing that.

Speaker 10 (59:36):
Can we in fact check that?

Speaker 11 (59:38):
Yeah, of course it's true.

Speaker 10 (59:40):
That has to be true.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
The teacher told me that when I was a kid,
and there's no way that they would not tell me
the truth.

Speaker 10 (59:48):
Well, okay, I'm are you looking it up?

Speaker 11 (59:50):
Noeah.

Speaker 10 (59:51):
Yeah. So that's the thing. We got into a debate
over the weekend about your blood is blue until it
hits oxygen and then it goes to red theory. Yeah,
and I never believed it to be true. Ever, why
would they tell us that. Yeah, they tell us a
lot of crap now, But I mean, I get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Your mom and your dad telling your crap for certain reasons.
But now your teachers are supposed to tell you the truth.

Speaker 11 (01:00:16):
Aren't they. But I mean they're called red blood cells.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Right, so yeah, but they I mean, if your teacher
tells you, you're gonna think.

Speaker 10 (01:00:24):
Oh, exactly. This is my point. We we are believing
anything and everything that they feed us. Okay. It says
here a common myth that veins are blue because they
carry deoxygen. Deoxygenated blood blood in the human body is
red regardless of how oxygen rich it is, but the

(01:00:45):
shade of red may vary. The level or amount of
oxygen in the blood determines the hue of red. As
blood leaves the heart and is oxygen rich. It is
bright red, so it may be a little different in coloration,
but it's not blue. Yeah, okay, I know. See. Look
Danielle's moping now. She seems she's been living this this

(01:01:07):
blue blood lie her entire life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
And because I think it's like, why would they tell
me that, Like, that's not cool.

Speaker 10 (01:01:14):
I don't like it because you know what, it wasn't
part of the text in your book, probably, but the
teacher said that to you because the teacher thought it
was true when they were kids too, So I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:01:23):
Yeah, because if you look at your veins, they're blue green,
so you might as well just think, like, yeah, it's
because your your blood is blue gry.

Speaker 10 (01:01:29):
Right. I was told as a kid that the waves
at the beach were made by whales.

Speaker 11 (01:01:36):
I would like to believe that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:38):
Yeah, I hear you laughing. I've heard.

Speaker 12 (01:01:41):
I also heard that moths are the ghosts of butterflies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Oh my gosh, it's kind of cute.

Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
It was kind of cute, but it's not accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
My mom always told me if you chew gum and
swallow it, the gum tree will grow in your stomach.
Oh yeah, and I was like, oh my gosh, I
never wanted to swallow.

Speaker 10 (01:01:58):
My gum for sure, and it worked. So at what
point is a lie? Okay, as long as it's to
keep you safe from like swallowing gum.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I mean I don't know, Yeah, I mean yeah, what
about the hole?

Speaker 17 (01:02:10):
You can't swim for an hour after you eat those
cramp Why did they do that to us?

Speaker 22 (01:02:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Why did they do that to us?

Speaker 10 (01:02:16):
You're gonna get a cramp, you're and you'll drown. Yeah,
well it was either one or two things. Your mom
and dad just ate so they don't want to deal
with you right now. They're full, they don't want to
keep an eye on you in the pool, or or
they learned it when they were kids. Therefore it's the
truth for them as well, the same as the blue
blood versus Red blood things I miss on so many

(01:02:37):
hours of swimming, so many Line nineteen is Brandon, Hey, Brandon,
how you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Good morning, lady.

Speaker 10 (01:02:46):
You're doing well. Yeah, So you and your sister were
told what as kids.

Speaker 15 (01:02:52):
So whenever we go out at night, if my sister
and I asked my mom to turn the light on
in the car, she would tell.

Speaker 26 (01:02:57):
Us that she couldn't because.

Speaker 24 (01:02:58):
The police would tell a serve because it's a distraction
for the driver.

Speaker 10 (01:03:02):
See, my mom and dad said the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yes, wait a minute, that's not true.

Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
No, I don't put it on for my kids.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I tell them, Okay, you can put it on for
a minute, but the police might pull us overidding me.
Come on.

Speaker 11 (01:03:20):
Oh my goodness, I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Thought the whole time.

Speaker 12 (01:03:22):
There you go, So it's not illegal to have the
lights on in your car while you're driving.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Correct, just to know your parents, but it's not illegal.

Speaker 10 (01:03:30):
There you go, Mom and dad. You know what. I
think mom and dads lie more than anyone else. I
really do think the big liars. All right, excellent, Brandon,
thank you for listening. And tonight, when you're driving in
the dark, turn that inside light on and think of us. Okay, well,
all right, it takes a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Now I know why parents lie, because if you were
lied to and you've continued to believe this your entire life,
you just passed that lie right on down exactly. That's
what I've done.

Speaker 10 (01:03:57):
I'm wondering what else we're living a lie out. I
like this text.

Speaker 12 (01:04:02):
There was a switch on our big old furnace growing
up as a kid, My dad told me if I
ever turned that switch off, the house would blow up
and we would all die.

Speaker 10 (01:04:09):
O god, it's not funny. I used to stare at that.
I used to stare at that switch all the time,
wondering would it blow up if I flipped it off?
And on really quick turns out he just didn't want
me to turn off the heat, of course, what's up, scary.

Speaker 12 (01:04:28):
Two things I totally learned that are now fake was
that number one that when you crack your knuckles you
get arthritis.

Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
That's untrue. And back in the day, we used to
have a.

Speaker 12 (01:04:39):
Picture of our tongue and they used to segment all
the parts of the tongue and say, this part is
for sweet, this is part is for sour that tastes salty.

Speaker 10 (01:04:47):
That's not true at all. The other day, yeah, I
think that I think that is somewhat true.

Speaker 12 (01:04:57):
Remember the picture of the tongue in school? Well, no, okay,
wh eat sour, salty and yes.

Speaker 10 (01:05:01):
But scary. Can you please gag yourself like that one
more time on our show? That would be just really
bah because you know, when I took a wine. Don't
laugh at bougie wine class ones. They talked about the
different types of wine glasses you use because it makes
the wine hit your tongue in different places because it
tastes different. So that's not true, No, scary. You're one

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hundred percent sure that different parts of the tongue don't
detect different different tastes.

Speaker 17 (01:05:30):
Yes, okay, But apparently different taste buds detect different tastes,
so that wineglass thing could still hold true because it's
hitting your taste buds in a different way.

Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
And wait, is cracking your knuckles really not bad for you?
It doesn't give me too my whole life. Don't crack
your knuckles as bad for you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
But don't cross your eyes. They'll stick that one.

Speaker 11 (01:05:51):
Yeah, I heard that time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Don't make that face, it'll freeze.

Speaker 10 (01:05:54):
So scary. It looks like you're right what we have read.
Taste buds that detect sweet salt, bitter sour are scattered
throughout your tongue. Some parts of your tongue are more
sensitive to certain tastes. You do agree with that one, right?

Speaker 27 (01:06:08):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:06:09):
All right, there you go. So I don't remember seeing
that the diagram of this sweet salty thing either? Is
I looking at a diagram? Of a cow.

Speaker 29 (01:06:17):
This is the rump roasts. Yes, they put it in
the stre Okay, okay, that's wrong.

Speaker 17 (01:06:30):
Okay, I'm still not sure that Marilyn Manson one isn't true.

Speaker 10 (01:06:33):
I don't know. Okay, talking about that one.

Speaker 17 (01:06:35):
Everybody heard that in like elementary middle school, right, that
Marilyn Manson had two ribs removed so that he could yes, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:06:41):
Take care of pleasure himself. Yes, yes, with his mouth
get started.

Speaker 17 (01:06:46):
I don't know, but everybody heard it somehow. Everybody heard
it before the internet.

Speaker 11 (01:06:50):
That's power?

Speaker 13 (01:06:52):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (01:06:52):
Is it painful to have those removed? Asking for a friend?

Speaker 17 (01:06:56):
I have no idea. We never really never got come from.
I believe that I think that one.

Speaker 11 (01:07:02):
Could be true.

Speaker 10 (01:07:02):
I need I need to believe that too. All right,
do we all agree Marilyn Manson had ribs removed?

Speaker 19 (01:07:07):
Yes, for sure?

Speaker 10 (01:07:08):
Okay, So therefore it happened because of you, mainly Danielle.
We're gonna gear up a little further into the Halloween season. Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:07:19):
So in the room we have Froggy and Gandhi, Straight,
Nate and Danielle, Scary and me.

Speaker 10 (01:07:26):
There's six of us. Okay, who do you think on
the show would be the best sounding zombie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Sounding zombie is not hard, so I think any of
us could do as well.

Speaker 10 (01:07:38):
Get what is your zombie?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Like a zombie I think would be like.

Speaker 10 (01:07:44):
Cause this almost sounds like a scary because he naturally
does that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Yeah, yeah, scary the zombie.

Speaker 10 (01:07:49):
Scary. Audition for the zombie and scene. Okay, that's very good.
I can't beat that.

Speaker 12 (01:08:00):
Alright, hold on, hold on, zombie is scary?

Speaker 10 (01:08:04):
All right? Vampire who does a good blow? I don't know,
good evening, Well, I don't know. Someone could be better
than me. You good. No one else is stepping into
the vampire to suck your blood. Your blood, but you

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have to give it like a vampire. The audition is
going to Nate, thank you. Okay, Ghosts ghosts A easy froggy,
I here, froggy. Froggy will play the part of the ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Good.

Speaker 10 (01:08:46):
All right, this is going somewhere. Were Wolf Okay, let
me just tell you what we have. We we still
have left werewolf, mad scientist and witch.

Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
Danielle.

Speaker 10 (01:09:03):
You're the good witch.

Speaker 11 (01:09:04):
I'm gonna you should be away.

Speaker 8 (01:09:05):
Witch.

Speaker 10 (01:09:07):
Okay, the part of the witch we'll go to Danielle.

Speaker 11 (01:09:12):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:09:15):
A mad scientist. What is that?

Speaker 11 (01:09:18):
What do you do with that?

Speaker 10 (01:09:18):
It's like an evil laugh. I'll play the mad scientist. Okay, Gandhi, Okay, Gandhi,
you can be a werewolf or a mad scientist, which
I'd like to see the werewolf then, okay, Gandhi is
the werewolf.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Where are we gone? Because I'm so excited?

Speaker 12 (01:09:35):
All right, so here's what you have. Zombie is scary.
Let me hear it scary, all right. The vampire is nate.
Now that was more of a ghoul.

Speaker 10 (01:09:54):
I'm sorry. I'm getting my ghoul and my graduate something. Okay,
uh froggy froggy, a damn good ghost. Let me hear
your ghost. Yeah, that's a good one. That's convincing. Gandhi
is the were wolf. Oh very nice. It's just a wolf,

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you know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:10:17):
I will be the mad scientist. I guess is that
a mad scientist? And Danielle is the witch. So good. Okay,
here's what I'll be the director. Here, music please, music.

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 30 (01:10:32):
Okay, we'll start with the zombie, drink vampire, you, the ghost,
the ghost, Keep him going, keep him going, stay in character.

Speaker 10 (01:10:52):
Okay, we need to wear wol Okay, keep keep ghosting
keep vampire keeps. I mean, we need a witch and
I will be the mad scientist. Okay, stop and stop

(01:11:20):
cut it. Okay, stop, See the mad scientist sounds too
much like the witch and the witches. You're so good? Maybe, okay,
if we eliminated the mad scientists, what else could I play?
What's another scary? Like a creaking housar.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Speak.

Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
It's kind of a pulled down zip. No, don't ask
where that came from. I don't make noise or good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Skeletons not.

Speaker 10 (01:11:50):
Noise.

Speaker 11 (01:11:51):
An influencer, they're kind of terrifying.

Speaker 10 (01:11:53):
Yeah, a mad scientist. Maybe I'm just not getting that right.

Speaker 12 (01:11:56):
Or okay, I'll.

Speaker 10 (01:12:02):
Play the black Cattle, right, scary, Let the music establish.

Speaker 12 (01:12:08):
Now bring the music down to the sound of the
zombie calling it.

Speaker 10 (01:12:14):
Here comes count tracking, ghost entering the room, the ghost
froggy or the ghost.

Speaker 12 (01:12:24):
All right, Oh look a werewolf. Okay, the ghost and
the werewolf are relatives the witch.

Speaker 10 (01:12:36):
All right, I'm some blood and I'll play the slight right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
What the hell are we doing?

Speaker 8 (01:12:57):
What we're doing?

Speaker 11 (01:12:58):
We're pressing out animals.

Speaker 12 (01:13:01):
Somebody just texted and they just turn on the radio, right,
now what the.

Speaker 10 (01:13:06):
Like, what's the end game here? What do we try
to accomplish? I think we should do a scary character idol. Okay,
I don't know. I'm just getting ready because you know what,
we're gonna do our Halloween show, right ye, and we're
all gonna come in dressed, and we need to we

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need to start. We need to start like sharpening up
our sound effects skills for Halloween. What Nathan, you know,
growing up, I had this cassette and it's it was
a Haunted House sound set. And I don't if you
remember this thing, but we are better than that. Yeah, well,
you know when I was growing up, I had vinyl
it was the Disneyland Halloween sound Effects album, And so

(01:13:51):
I was always the geek who played the music at
the dances and the school dances. I also was the
geek who sent up all the sound effects for the
Haunted House in town.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Oh that's so cool.

Speaker 10 (01:14:01):
It's easy. You just put on the Disneyland Halloween sound
Effects album. But they had this one recognizable, recognizable ghoul
sound on the Disney Halloween Sound Effect Album. It was
like what it was. If you hear it, you're like,
oh my god. They still play it at the Haunted
Mansion today. All right, anyway, do we have like the
beginnings of what could be a nice sound effect for

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their own season two? We're ready for Okay. Next Friday night,
we were all part of the New York City Wine
and Food Festival with our own party. It's the Elvis
dur And Morning Show Late Night Bites, Beats and Sweets
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a ton of food from a ton of chefs, including
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(01:14:45):
have singing on the stage, some sing alongs and some
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away that night? Scary? Well?

Speaker 12 (01:14:50):
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This is gonna be a night for all of us
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Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show see one hundred.

Speaker 10 (01:15:32):
So what would I heard something going on there in
the background? I heard, Did you guys hear what Nate
said to Scary? I'm I'm just being honest, I know,
but I just don't. You know that you're on shaky
ground when a friend like Nate comes up to you
and says, Scary as your friend dot dot dot. You

(01:15:55):
know there's some advice coming there that you probably need
to hear, but you don't want to hear it.

Speaker 12 (01:15:59):
The story is, yeah, I lost thirty pounds and I
did a great job of it, everyone said. And now
I started eating rice Krispy trees because the big box
came in.

Speaker 10 (01:16:10):
Can I Well, we were sitting in this in this
zoom room.

Speaker 16 (01:16:13):
I see Scary get up and walk away, and then
all of a sudden, I hear Nate go, Scary as
your friend.

Speaker 10 (01:16:18):
They might want to slow down a little bit. Well,
let me just say it's scary. Heary walked out of
the studio, and I know when he walks out he's
going for food, because that's just what he does. You
walking out and he says, yeah, this shirt, this shirt,
Oh man, I'm telling you, second quarter scary is now

(01:16:40):
third quarter scary. In a second quarter scary shirt. I'm like, okay,
so this shirt looks a little tight. And he's what
he's saying this as he's walking towards the rice Krispy trees.
So I just look like I do that, dude, scary
as your friend, you really got to rein it in
because he's already complaining that his third quarter body is
in second quarter. I'm out pacing. Yeah, this is not good.

(01:17:01):
I did not know. Yeah, my wife does that. The
other day.

Speaker 16 (01:17:04):
She said, oh, these pants are a little tired than
they used to be, and in the very next breath, hey,
do you want to go get some pizza? I'm like,
wait a second. The fact that those pants are a
little tighter than they used to be might be because
we've been eating too much pizza.

Speaker 10 (01:17:14):
Maybe that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
It doesn't mean you wants to stop eating the pizza.

Speaker 10 (01:17:17):
So but when you hear someone say as your friend,
you're like, oh, yeah, you know there was no way
to say what I was about to say without giving
some sort of a disclaimer, right because what I was
gonna say was gonna be kind of or you could
just not say it.

Speaker 12 (01:17:33):
No, No, I'm not saying you shouldn't say it.

Speaker 10 (01:17:36):
I don't know so scary. This was an interaction between
the two of you really has nothing to do with
us other than we witnessed it. How did you feel
when he said, as your friend, you really should put
down the friggin rice Krispy Tree really well? Because because.

Speaker 12 (01:17:50):
I felt, well, I felt that this was a friend
trying to talk to me and be like, look, I'm
gonna be real with you, dude, you're going a little
You're going out for rice Chrispy Tree. It's a little
too often, and you may you may gain all this
weight back sooner than you know. So so to me
it triggers Ah, He's he's my friend telling me, so
he's framing it that way.

Speaker 10 (01:18:10):
Now he just would have just said.

Speaker 12 (01:18:12):
Dude, lay off the Krispy treats, then I might I
might have had a different reaction, but but he kind
of like softened the blow by prefacing it with as
your friend, here's here's one thing that could happen.

Speaker 10 (01:18:25):
One thing that could happen would be, uh, he will
continue to eat Rice Grisby treats, but in private when
you're not watching, And then he's gonna start hiding rappers
in the trash can so you can't see them, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, So you never know how
someone's going to respond to either being a friend or
you know, food shaming them. So there's that what Froggy.

Speaker 16 (01:18:46):
I think that maybe Nate should not have done it
in front of all of us, Like maybe he should
have leaned over and whispered or not not in the mic, Like,
had Nate not done it in front of us, it
would have probably been.

Speaker 10 (01:18:56):
A little better. Wow, that totally changes everything, Froggy. Right now,
had you just gone up to Scary and private said hey,
as your friend, you really know, no, you really should
lay off the r Okay, but you did it in
front of all of us. I look into a microphone
to the zoom camera. I look at this zoom room

(01:19:17):
as like an empty room in a rec center with
a circle of chairs where you do an intervention. I
feel like you guys should have been like, yeah, Scary,
I see chewing more often than not. I don't know.
We look at this as a rec center with a
circle of and this is not an AA meaning you know.
I was like, I appreciate that, but you're your head's up.

(01:19:38):
You guys just okay. I'm telling you you're blowing it now.
Because this was the intervention I hope I think we could. No,
you blew it out of the shoot. You can't sit
here and tell us we blew something. Now. He's just
gonna go to the rice Krispy trees. I'm telling you
he's gonna go, and he's gonna hide them from you.
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:19:56):
I'm with you, Elvis, though.

Speaker 17 (01:19:57):
I feel like in the history of as you're friend,
a friendly statement never follows that. It's always something super
unfriendly that's horrible that you need to talk to you about.
So it's like, m you know that your turn sandwich
is on the way. As soon as Nate said it,
I was like, what's he about to say?

Speaker 10 (01:20:11):
It's just almost the same as saying, hey, I don't
mean to be offensive.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
But.

Speaker 11 (01:20:18):
Insert offensive statement there.

Speaker 10 (01:20:20):
You're about to be offensive? Is I don't know. Maybe
I'm different. I mean, if I'm doing and you guys
do this to me all the time, that if I'm
doing something that is stupid or I'm hurting myself in
some way by eating food or whatever, if you give
me the as your friend, I appreciate it. Well, maybe
off to the side in private. Okay, okay, so do

(01:20:40):
you have music? Scary, we need music for this this
next segment. Okay, hold on. I think Nate feels as
if he has license to say whatever he wants, he
frames it in a way where he thinks he's helping. Okay, right,
it's now time for as your Friend starring Nate. You
got Froggy and Danielle and in Me to be our friend,

(01:21:05):
and you just start each extremely slicing, dicing, insulting line
with as your friend. God, yes, please, I want to
hear this.

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
All.

Speaker 10 (01:21:20):
They're in front of everyone, A million people, ten million
people will now hear us as we are in the
rec center in a circle. Okay, my name is Elvis Go.
I'll start with Frog. Yes, as your friend. You really
have to stop wearing your hat backwards because you're too
old for that. You're not You're not part of by

(01:21:43):
kap a new I'm sorry, you're not a frat guy.
You're too old. You're calling Froggy a bro because he
wears his hat back assault. Okay, stop wearing that.

Speaker 25 (01:21:54):
Okay, oh god, do I have to continue on this?

Speaker 10 (01:21:58):
Yeah? I can't wait for mine meet is okay? So
all right? Gandhi? Yeah yeah, as your friend, say it
as your friend. You know, I think your hair is
just a little too a little too much these days.

Speaker 11 (01:22:20):
Wow, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:22:21):
I appreciate that. I see pot kettle black. Okay, Danielle,
as your friend, you really have to clean up that
basement you're part of. You're part of a big time
radio show. It's being shown every day. You've got that

(01:22:42):
changing wardrobe thing behind you? What the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Let me tell you something. Text my husband because I
have already asked.

Speaker 12 (01:22:54):
That wasn't so bad. That wasn't so bad, daniel You
got off claim. I'm ready for mine Elvis, yes, my friend, yes, uh,
all right.

Speaker 10 (01:23:06):
I can't win. I can't win with this one. No,
well of course you can, all right. As your friend,
you are the best person I've ever known. You know,
I just wait to work every day. You know, I
have a laundry list of things you could have you
could have finished that sentence with go, okay, as your friend, see,

(01:23:27):
I want to say the same thing. No, I can't
do this. I can't cause you get to get angry
with whatever I say, especially what I want to say. No,
it's an angry free zone. Angry free zone. As your friend,
I think you should No, I don't want to say it.
I don't want to say it. I don't want to
say it. Say it, spit it out. You should get
a little more exercise in there. Oh wow, Okay, honestly,

(01:23:49):
you're not telling me anything. I don't. I mean I
could be a little bit more blunt with that statement.
We just got to that. How can you be more
born with that? You really need to work out more.
I'm concerned for you. Okay, you're getting old. You said
you're putting on wills. Okay, it's my turn. Yea, As

(01:24:15):
our friend, you are an even though uh you know
everything you said to us came from a place of caring,
and you know I get that. But you know you're
an a home Okay. Well, when I had those strokes,
I think I lost a little piece of my brain.

(01:24:36):
That kind of keeps you from saying oh no, no, no, no,
don't blame that I can't squelch rudeness because of my stroke.
That doesn't filter. No, no, you didn't have the filter
of pre stroke, so stop. Well I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry,
but I'm just your friend. I'm telling you these things. Okay,
let's let's let's let's Danielle, do you know that maybe

(01:24:59):
you need to clean your ba of.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Course, I know, I said all the time. It's, you know,
not the easiest thing in the world.

Speaker 10 (01:25:04):
To do, scary. Do you know that you need to
stop eating so many rice for speak? Of course, otherwise
I'm going to gain the thirty pounds, right Froggy. Do
you know and you may have reasons to wear your
hair your hat backwards, but you know it does have
kind of a bro thing going, yeah, that's okay, I
don't mind, It's okay.

Speaker 16 (01:25:17):
I have reasons that if I and if I told
you the reasons, you even go, oh great, now you're
going to use that.

Speaker 10 (01:25:22):
So I'm just not.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Gonna brain surgery. I know, I know.

Speaker 10 (01:25:27):
He had an aneurysm in brain surgery, so he's trying
to put all that on.

Speaker 16 (01:25:31):
If you must know, Nate, there's a screw from the
brain surgery. That's right where the bill of the hat
hits my head and it hurts like hel so I
turned it around back home.

Speaker 10 (01:25:41):
Well he didn't know that.

Speaker 12 (01:25:42):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:25:42):
And me, you know what? Do I need to exercise more?
Am I getting older and need to be more careful? Absolutely? Absolutely?
And there you go. So as our friend, we thank
you for being an a hole. All right, it's an intervention.
I hope you guys took a little. No one asked
for an intervention. We just asked for you to finish
the sentence, right. What's scary?

Speaker 12 (01:26:00):
People are texting in that this is like the uncomfortable
dinner party with a spotlight on one person. So one
person who stands up and insults everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:26:10):
For one roasting us.

Speaker 10 (01:26:13):
Hey, you know what, I could sit here and say
to myself a Elvis, as your friend, I have a
list of things that you know. But I think it
depends on where you hear it and who says it,
and you know, and but Nate always has that laugh
before he says it. He'll go, here's Nate. You know,
as your friend, you're a drunk. Okay, well thanks.

Speaker 17 (01:26:36):
Except when he came to you, you could hear his
balls getting sucked up into his body.

Speaker 10 (01:26:39):
He was so scared. I mean, I didn't really say
what I wanted to say about Daniel. That is the
biggest chicken crap thing you could ever say. Do you
want me to say it?

Speaker 14 (01:26:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:26:58):
I do.

Speaker 8 (01:26:58):
Well.

Speaker 10 (01:26:59):
I mean, you're in radio. Oh, you could invest in
a little bit better equipment. You're always having problems there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
For this equipment.

Speaker 10 (01:27:09):
Fairness, In fairness, Elvis spend his own money at his
little studio there. I mean, you know you do pretty
you're doing. Okay, you've been on your show for twenty
five years.

Speaker 11 (01:27:18):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I've never needed my own studio until now.

Speaker 10 (01:27:22):
Well, I mean I just saying, hey, here's the thing
I don't need that ain't working.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
I don't have a house as big as Elvis that
I can actually build a studio.

Speaker 8 (01:27:30):
So there you.

Speaker 10 (01:27:31):
Got your boat ain't floating?

Speaker 12 (01:27:34):
Sorry, and thank you for playing as your friend starring Nate.

Speaker 9 (01:27:41):
You want to hear something slightly more unhinged than the
morning Show, I'll kill you tell after party.

Speaker 10 (01:27:48):
What is the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 9 (01:27:51):
A podcast we record daily when the morning show is finished.
Listen on the iHeart radio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 10 (01:27:57):
That's an after party.

Speaker 9 (01:27:59):
Mister ran in the morning shows. In the morning show,
see you one hundred.

Speaker 10 (01:28:06):
You know what? I got shushed yesterday.

Speaker 31 (01:28:10):
That is the single most annoying sound on the planet.
I was, uh, just walking on the street. I was
on my phone and I wasn't speaking loudly, and I
was stopped waiting for the walk sign and a woman
next to me looked at her and he says, shush,
And I didn't know. I didn't have a response I wanted.
Of course, an hour later I had like fifteen responses

(01:28:31):
and she was no longer there.

Speaker 10 (01:28:33):
Jesu like, what do you mean? Shush? You shush?

Speaker 11 (01:28:38):
And you did not push her into traffic.

Speaker 12 (01:28:40):
And I'm like, you're in New York City right Jackhammer's horns.

Speaker 11 (01:28:45):
Honking, and you're outside.

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
You're outside with twenty million people walking around you, and
you look at me and say, shush, you shush.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
That's weird.

Speaker 31 (01:28:55):
How dare you shush? May how dare you letting you know?
That should have been your response?

Speaker 11 (01:29:00):
How dare you?

Speaker 10 (01:29:02):
Where were you shushed? I was shushed in a Barnes
and Noble will that makes sense? No, no, no, no,
it's a store. It's not a library. I can understand
if you're there reading in a library. It's a store.
They have Starbucks. Come on, people, they have they have legos.
This is not a library. You know, you're right. And

(01:29:22):
I was like, you're right, you should be quiet. It's
not a library. The woman's there reading. I'm like, this
isn't a lie.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
You're not.

Speaker 10 (01:29:27):
You're reading a book that you're supposed to be paying
for and you're shushing me. Shushed you in a Barnes
and Noble.

Speaker 16 (01:29:34):
Oh, it's so crazy. I got shushed yesterday as well.
Ere My son was getting his haircut at a supercuts
and I was on the phone, sitting in the little,
you know, the little area where you wait, and this
lady says to me, could you take that phone call outside?
The rest of us don't really need to hear what
you're doing.

Speaker 10 (01:29:50):
I totally understand that. I have to agree with that shusher.
It was a supercuts. It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter,
you know what.

Speaker 12 (01:29:57):
I get it sometimes and you may not know it,
but when you're on the phone, you you're louder than
you think you are.

Speaker 10 (01:30:03):
You know, you don't shish me at a super cuts.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (01:30:06):
I go to I go to super Cuts because I
want to enjoy the zen.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
I want.

Speaker 10 (01:30:13):
I want to enjoy the peace and quiet of the
super Cuts. All I want to hear her.

Speaker 16 (01:30:17):
Look, man, if Lukes could have killed she would have
never gotten up out of the seat.

Speaker 10 (01:30:20):
I just want to hear the sound of the scissors, like.

Speaker 11 (01:30:26):
I have a question for the three of you who
got shushed.

Speaker 10 (01:30:28):
Though, Oh no, what may I at a fourth and
then you're gonna ask a fourth person scary was shushed?

Speaker 8 (01:30:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:30:33):
I get shushed NonStop by Brody, especially when he's in
the middle of his story. He's talking to his interns
and holding court and I come and I say shush.

Speaker 10 (01:30:46):
Brody is a sister, so well hold on. So Brody
actually uses the word shush. He's so on the mon
Apa with that thing. But uh, scary when he wants
to shut you up, it's the most obnoxious thing in
the world. No, here's what you'll be saying. Hey, you
know what, I don't like how that song sounded and scary.
We'll say this by Daniel. Was the last time me

(01:31:08):
you about bopped anyone? It's been a while, because I
think the last time you bopped me, I kicked you
in the nuts. You said, don't you ever if you
if you bop me or anyone else, I will kick
you out of this room. I don't mean it in
a harmful way, but it sounds so nice. How do
you mean it? Is it worse to say or is
it worse to say?

Speaker 11 (01:31:30):
They're both awful?

Speaker 16 (01:31:31):
Maybe it's best to let the person finish their idea, right, No.

Speaker 17 (01:31:35):
I feel like the shush in the is the same
as when somebody's really heated and you tell them to
calm down or relax.

Speaker 11 (01:31:40):
Like in the history of life has that ever worked?
Did you guys, shush when you were sshing that?

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
Just? Maybe?

Speaker 24 (01:31:44):
Man?

Speaker 10 (01:31:45):
Yeah, just like telling me to calm down.

Speaker 11 (01:31:47):
I can see Froggy getting louder.

Speaker 10 (01:31:48):
Yeah, Froggy. Froggy's loud anyway, I do.

Speaker 16 (01:31:51):
I got shushed in the flight to Santa Fe to
your w I was talking to engineer Jeff and I
was and somebody shushed me because you actually told me
to tell Jeff something I did in this Lady's like,
I'm like, we're on an airplane.

Speaker 11 (01:32:03):
Who are these people?

Speaker 10 (01:32:04):
Next time they you looked at them and go, well,
but to be honest, and I said it before you know, Froggy,
you do have a very loud voice. He's what I
want you to hear what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:32:17):
Has everyone ever given you a no? No no no no.

Speaker 12 (01:32:19):
No no no oh yeah, they shake their finger at you.

Speaker 10 (01:32:24):
Hey Jacqueline or Jacqueline Jacqueline. Okay, okay, So what's what's
up Jacqueline.

Speaker 32 (01:32:32):
So I get by a coworker regularly, like to the
point where I have had to like get up and
leave the room because I'm like I and I just
get up and leave. And I think he does it
because he's older than me and because I like, I
don't want to think that he's.

Speaker 10 (01:32:49):
Sexist, but well, you know what, you may not want
to think that, but it's probably the truth. Don't leave, Yeah,
don't leave.

Speaker 32 (01:32:59):
So I'm like, it's gotten to the point I'm like,
if this happens again, I swear to God like it's
it's getting.

Speaker 21 (01:33:06):
There though, But listen to you.

Speaker 12 (01:33:09):
Look, I'm shushing you. Yeah, no, no, no, I want
to help you here.

Speaker 10 (01:33:13):
You know what the thing is that he's going to
do that until you hit a tipping point and then
and then you're gonna say stuff that's it's not as constructive.
You know, you you owe it to yourself to remind
him that that room is your room too. Okay, shush me,
now tell me what you think.

Speaker 32 (01:33:29):
So it's more just because also I know my voice
projects and I imitate people when I'm like and then
they said this, and then he's like he walked into
a room one time, and it was just like it
wasn't understanding the context of the conversation. It was just
like and I was like, we're and then doing something
like it's just that's stupid.

Speaker 10 (01:33:48):
Don't don't let him do that.

Speaker 32 (01:33:50):
I mean, you know, but it's like one of those things.
I'm like, you know what one day one day?

Speaker 10 (01:33:56):
Why no, but you know what, you don't want to
get to that day is my point.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
I totally understand.

Speaker 32 (01:34:01):
And I can't really do that because then I would
look unprofessional.

Speaker 10 (01:34:05):
Oh well no, but wait, but wait, Jacqueline, he was
being unprofessional first.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
He was, yes, very.

Speaker 32 (01:34:11):
True, but I would like to take the high road.
Although there are times and to my other coworkers, I
was like, did you see that?

Speaker 15 (01:34:19):
And they're like, yeah, you know what you could do
is you could him next time he walks in Jacqueline
and says, look at him and go by by.

Speaker 10 (01:34:32):
No no no, no no no no.

Speaker 11 (01:34:33):
Or have you ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Someone come at you with their hands and go.

Speaker 10 (01:34:42):
We we really are stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Are last night? I was told you we're done with
you have my own house?

Speaker 10 (01:34:50):
Who told you?

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
My husband and they were they were kidding, but it
was my husband and my two boys, and they're sitting
around talking sports. And then think I don't know anything
half the time about what they're talking about. So I
walked in give my two cents, and my husband goes, yeah, yeah, no,
we're done with you. Oh my, you can go away now.

Speaker 10 (01:35:06):
Hey jack uear Jacqueline, Jacqueline. We just got a text
from someone that said they were shushed while singing at
a concert. Oh my god. Well, I know I understand
singing along, but when you start singing louder than the
performer on the stage, I think there is a point
where how is even possible.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
It's so loud when there's a concert going on, you
can't even hear the person next.

Speaker 10 (01:35:26):
To you if they're louder.

Speaker 31 (01:35:28):
If they're in your ear, Oh, sanding next to Danielle
at a concert, you can hear oh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Yeah, yeah yeah, don't come near me at panic.

Speaker 10 (01:35:35):
Hey, Jacqueline, I'm sorry that that guy does that to you,
but you know what, that is just as much your
room as it is his, and you deserve more respect
than that.

Speaker 32 (01:35:42):
Just saying thank you, I appreciate it. The next time,
I'm just going to go, I don't think so just
keep talking.

Speaker 10 (01:35:49):
Bye bye bye. I love that one, all right, Jaqueline,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 32 (01:35:54):
Thank you, you too, you too.

Speaker 17 (01:35:56):
I want to start carrying a little spray bottle with me.
You know when people are training dogs and they spram. Yes,
when people do things to me that I don't like.

Speaker 11 (01:36:03):
I just want to spram in the face. I'm gonna try.

Speaker 10 (01:36:07):
Know how that turns out?

Speaker 17 (01:36:08):
Water it's not a salt, right, I think salt.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
With the deadly water? Is that possible?

Speaker 9 (01:36:15):
I think waking up in the morning, Elvis duran in
the morning show up in the morning, Elvis Durant and
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
Let's go.

Speaker 10 (01:36:34):
You know, it's kind of a weird question. Some people
can't answer it because they don't have one answer. They
have several answers. The question is what is your type?

Speaker 12 (01:36:44):
Oh, if you're talking about dating, marrying, having sex with whatever,
what type are you attracted to and it's not only
physical but also uh, you know, they're the way they act.

Speaker 10 (01:36:56):
They act, yes, and they are. Have you ever thought
of it? Have you ever categorized your type? You can
actually look back at the history of the people you've
dated over the years and you write, Wow, they do
have this in common.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:37:12):
They're so different, all of my exes to my current
so different, each one of them. But I would say
probably the common thread is there fun. I have a
lot of fun with them, so maybe that's my type.

Speaker 10 (01:37:22):
Yeah, okay, no, no, that's very fair. Absolutely, Danielle, did
you have a type?

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
I mean my like you know, my ex before Sheldon.
They're so different. One was a wallflower and one is
the total opposite. So I mean they both made me laugh.
That's good. They both had brown hair.

Speaker 10 (01:37:40):
I don't know other than that, you know, I don't know, Froggy,
your type.

Speaker 16 (01:37:46):
I don't really know. I'm trying to think about that.
I don't really know. I know you think I have
a type and you're wrong.

Speaker 10 (01:37:54):
Types. That's very telling that you said that, because that's it.
It's a type that you have, but you don't want
anyone to know you have it. No, But I mean, like,
I don't really know. I do.

Speaker 16 (01:38:05):
I know for some reason, I do like darker I
like darker hair. I don't know, like darker hair.

Speaker 10 (01:38:10):
He likes you like the beautiful women with they have
that line for an eyebrow. They don't have eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Lisa doesn't have that.

Speaker 10 (01:38:18):
No, I know she doesn't have. So you finally came
to your senses and found a great woman who has eyebrows. Okay,
let's move on to somebody else interesting. Yeah, my type
obviously is Italian, you know, from Staten Island, and I
married one. You know, I grew up. I didn't have

(01:38:40):
that growing up there. I had no Staten Island Italians
growing up. So when I moved to New York, I'm like, Wow,
there's something about this island. What's going on? I don't
know what about you, Nate? What's your type?

Speaker 8 (01:38:50):
I have?

Speaker 10 (01:38:51):
Typically, thinking back on long term girlfriends, they've typically been shorter,
like right around five feet tall. I would say, okay,
because you cut their heads off. Come on now, I
think a lot of their features are smaller because it
makes me look bigger in comparaible. All right, make me

(01:39:13):
look hot, right, I got to try and be somewhat
larger inspective right right around the tree. The tree looks bigger.
You gotta turn your mic on scary, I can't hear.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:39:27):
I always went for domineering women in the past, who
would actually put me in my place, like kind of
spar with me until my comment. And I feel like
I'm happier this way, where we're equal, you know. It's
it's kind of like a give and take part.

Speaker 10 (01:39:40):
Of this relationship.

Speaker 12 (01:39:41):
I don't know, right, but in the past I always
women who used me like a doormat was something that
I would gravitate toward, but to no avail.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
And the sash squatch look you liked for a little bit,
but that was.

Speaker 10 (01:39:54):
The moment she was definitely putting him in his place,
and she just so happened she had like huge feet anyway, So.

Speaker 27 (01:40:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:40:04):
It was an interesting exercise for several friends of mine
who were talking about this. It's just you think back
over the list of people you've dated, and it takes
you admitting to yourself, oh my god, they all did
have this thing in common. Yeah, whoa interesting how you
gravitated toward that without even knowing it. It's kind of
a funny, interesting exercise to have with yourself. Heather is

(01:40:26):
Online twenty four Hi Heather, good morning, Good morning. I'm
glad you're listening today. I got a question for you.
Looking back, and I'm not saying you've dated a lot,
but looking back at the people you have dated, did
they have something in common? And it kind of freaks
you out when you figured it out.

Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
All of my exes looked exactly like my dad did
in his late thirties.

Speaker 10 (01:40:49):
Yoh, woh wow.

Speaker 6 (01:40:52):
And I have dated a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:40:54):
Yeah, okay, but I mean, did you actually stop and
go why? Oh my god? Why did I not see
this before? It's interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:41:02):
After a lot of therapy, I did figure out what
But it was actually my best friend who brought it
up to me, and uh so we've been friends since
as a mine and she was like, you have a
type and I was like, no, I don't want She
was like, Heather, they all look just like your dad.

Speaker 10 (01:41:19):
Oh I know, but I mean, at the end of
the day, Heather, just because they look like your dad,
they're not your dad. So you're okay, You're safe, You're good.

Speaker 14 (01:41:28):
My dad I've been told. Was you know, very attractive,
of course, and.

Speaker 10 (01:41:34):
It's interesting, so you kind of you sort of unearthed something.
So once anyone and everyone figures out that type that
they've been dating and all that they had in common,
now you wonder why you gravitated toward that. And that's
what you said you found out in therapy and it's
none of our business, but it's interesting. So it makes
me wonder why am I attracted to these these Italian

(01:41:56):
uh you know, guys from Staten Island. Obviously they have
something that I needed in my life, or maybe I
don't need. It's dangerous in moment. I don't know, so
then we start overthinking it and then we drive ourselves nuts,
you know, I don't know. Well, look, Heather, I hope
you're happy in life. Now you doing okay?

Speaker 6 (01:42:14):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 7 (01:42:15):
I love it all right, Thank you for talking to
you guys that listen every morning.

Speaker 10 (01:42:19):
Well, thank you, thank you very much, and have a
great day. Thanks for calling in Katie on line twenty three. Uh, Katie,
did you figure out with all the guys you date
they all have something in common?

Speaker 8 (01:42:30):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (01:42:30):
Yeah, I apparently have a thing for gingers. I love
a ginger.

Speaker 10 (01:42:35):
Now, did you know this. I mean, you probably already
knew this. This is not a surprise.

Speaker 28 (01:42:40):
No, No, I've dated several Gingers and like just out in.

Speaker 22 (01:42:43):
Public, I'll see you and walk by and I'm like, oh, hey,
good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
Clean it.

Speaker 28 (01:42:50):
Maybe it's the whole not having a soul thing.

Speaker 20 (01:42:52):
I don't know, but I love it.

Speaker 10 (01:42:56):
So they have a soul, though, prove it, prove it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Gosh.

Speaker 28 (01:43:00):
I mean from my crew, it's not so much, but
you know.

Speaker 20 (01:43:03):
I steel they're my thing.

Speaker 10 (01:43:05):
Well look, you know, no matter what hair color, you
can find some soul as people out there. But you so,
did you ever really stop and go, Okay, maybe it's
just an attraction thing. It's not it goes no deeper
than that, right.

Speaker 13 (01:43:18):
Well, yeah, it's definitely an attraction thing.

Speaker 28 (01:43:20):
But I feel like the ones I did at least,
you know, we're also kind of like lumberjack, big and burly.
That's kind of my thing, and it's more of like
a country boy thing than I like, So I think
it has that in common as well.

Speaker 10 (01:43:31):
Okay, so no, you don't have to do it here.
We don't have to process it live in front of
ten million people. But once you stop and think, you
like a ginger, burly lumberjack guy. Do you ever wonder why,
like why that's the type that you like.

Speaker 28 (01:43:47):
I don't really know the ginger part, but I know
like i'm more fatigue. You know, I'm five to one,
so I think I like having a bigger guy because
it makes me feel safe.

Speaker 10 (01:43:56):
Yeah, okay, I like that. I mean it, it's easy
to define. All right, excellent, Thank you, Katie. You and
attention all gingers. She thinks you're soulless.

Speaker 28 (01:44:07):
Well, I'm so single, So there's that.

Speaker 21 (01:44:09):
Okay, there's nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:44:12):
Being single is a perfectly fine and you know that
you're good there. All right, Katie, thank you for listening.
Have a good day. Yeah, maybe I'm overanalyzing. Is it
really bad to overanalyze, like why you choose the people
you choose? Or is it good?

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Now?

Speaker 17 (01:44:25):
I think it's important to do that. You learn about
yourself and then you learn about other people. You can
learn some of the red flags maybe that you find
unintentionally that then ruin the relationship.

Speaker 11 (01:44:34):
I think it's important.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
And also especially if you're attracted to like the same
type that keeps hurting you or it's not a good person,
it's good to know, you know, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:44:43):
Yeah, Why am I attracted to the person who always
hurts me?

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
Hmm?

Speaker 10 (01:44:48):
Something to investigate?

Speaker 9 (01:44:50):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran. Phone tappen?

Speaker 10 (01:44:54):
All right, Garrett? What's your phone tap? All about it here?
It's very unique exactly.

Speaker 26 (01:44:57):
So Keith wanted to play a phone tap on his
grandpa Richard. Now we learned that Richard loves to fight
with people on the phone who he doesn't know, so
when he gets phone calls at his house, he starts
arguing with them. All right, so we're gonna call Richard,
confuse him, record Richard, and then play Richard.

Speaker 10 (01:45:13):
Oh wow, these are tough to pull off. These are
hard to do. Did you do it? It was fun?
Let's see what happens in today's phone town.

Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (01:45:22):
Hi is Richard Berger there?

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
Yeah, this is Dick Berger.

Speaker 10 (01:45:26):
Who's this Patrick?

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
Patrick?

Speaker 10 (01:45:30):
Who are you home right now?

Speaker 5 (01:45:34):
I'm home right now?

Speaker 10 (01:45:36):
Is this your phone number? The year two seven?

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
No, you got the wrong number.

Speaker 10 (01:45:43):
This is your seven?

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
Yeah, this is year seven. That's my number.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
What do you want?

Speaker 10 (01:45:52):
Do you know? Patrick?

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
I don't know what Patrick? Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
Patrick?

Speaker 10 (01:45:58):
Do you like sausage?

Speaker 8 (01:46:00):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
I like sausage.

Speaker 8 (01:46:02):
What do you mean, sautage?

Speaker 10 (01:46:05):
Do you play ping pong?

Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
Don't scratch your ass?

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
All right?

Speaker 26 (01:46:12):
All right, so that's part one. That's part one. Now
I recorded him. Now Richard's going to talk to Richard
all right.

Speaker 10 (01:46:17):
Here's where he gets fun. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, this is Dick Burger. Who's this?
Who is this? Yeah, this is Dick Burger. Who's this?

Speaker 6 (01:46:36):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:46:38):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
This is Year of Skit two seven. That's my number.
That's my number. What you want?

Speaker 5 (01:46:46):
No, that's my number. Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
Patrick?

Speaker 8 (01:46:52):
I don't know what Patrick?

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
Who is this? Who the hell are you? Yes? This
is Year SKI two seven.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
Yeah, that's my number.

Speaker 8 (01:47:11):
No, yes, it is No, cut it out, all right,
do scratch your ass? Stop calling my number? What?

Speaker 5 (01:47:29):
Stop calling me?

Speaker 8 (01:47:31):
Cut it out? All right? Now? Who is say?

Speaker 5 (01:47:36):
Stop calling my number?

Speaker 10 (01:47:38):
Hey, Richard?

Speaker 5 (01:47:40):
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:47:41):
Richard?

Speaker 26 (01:47:42):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped by your grandson, Keith.
Oh my god, do you realize you've been talking to
yourself for the past half hour?

Speaker 8 (01:47:54):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
Yeah, this is Dick Berger. Who's this?

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
Oh my god?

Speaker 26 (01:48:00):
Yeah, Keith had to get back to class, but he
wanted to play a little joke on you, so I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
See that sound of a bitch later Elvis.

Speaker 9 (01:48:08):
Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 10 (01:48:11):
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to Danielle. Not just Danielle, another Danielle. Hi, Danielle, how.

Speaker 8 (01:49:17):
Are you hello?

Speaker 6 (01:49:19):
How are y'all?

Speaker 10 (01:49:21):
We're doing great?

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:49:23):
I got your text. I thought this was interesting. I
don't know what your text was about, but it was fascinating.
Daniel's text said, have you ever gotten some bad news
and been really happy about it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:49:34):
Okay, okay, So I hope this isn't about someone passing away?

Speaker 12 (01:49:39):
No, because I'm sure some people say yes to that.

Speaker 10 (01:49:44):
So exactly what is your story? What happened that was
so bad that you really liked?

Speaker 8 (01:49:49):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:49:49):
Where you have been?

Speaker 6 (01:49:50):
My husband and I have been playing this trip since
last year to go to a family member that I'm
not going to say the day. I don't know if
they're listening, so I don't want to say. But going
to a family members graduations, okay, And it's coming up,
and I have been dreading since we started planning it
last year. I didn't want to go, try to make
excuses why not to go, but it's immediate family, so

(01:50:13):
we were.

Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
Going to go.

Speaker 6 (01:50:14):
You know, However, we got some News yesterday saying that
there's only so many allotted seats so everyone can attend,
and I love that for me, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. This has happened to me
before where something was planned a big event and it
got canceled and I wasn't said about it, right.

Speaker 10 (01:50:32):
No fear of mission. That's the Saint Danielle. I mean,
you'd agree it's a family function, that's festive, it's a celebration.
But you can just call them and say congratulations and
you're done. That's all you need to do.

Speaker 6 (01:50:44):
Yes, I will be more than happy to watch it online, absolutely,
I know.

Speaker 10 (01:50:49):
But even then, will you watch it online?

Speaker 6 (01:50:51):
Yes, I will watch it online. I don't have to
travel anywhere, so it's great.

Speaker 10 (01:50:55):
See. I would turn it online and just have it
onto the background maybe look over.

Speaker 5 (01:50:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:51:00):
That actually is a good idea.

Speaker 10 (01:51:01):
But good idea a lot of times. A lot of
times you're like, Okay, I feel like I'm obligated to
be there and I love them, But when you find
out you don't have to be there, you're like, oh,
thank you, sweet Jesus, I have to be there.

Speaker 6 (01:51:13):
Yeah, I was trying to come up with everything like, oh,
I can't take off of work. Oh you know this,
Oh that is happening. It's actually the weekend of our
son's birthday. So I was trying to make some sort
of excuse, and the universe just worked it out for me.
So I am super excited.

Speaker 10 (01:51:27):
Okay, so you've got you've got the graduation to go to.
So how else are you going to spend that time
that you got back. It needs to be it needs
to be creative. If you can't just sit home on
the couch, you got to do something to celebrate the
fact you don't have to go to that other thing.

Speaker 6 (01:51:41):
Right, Actually, our son birthday is that weekend and he's
turning sixteen, so now we can focus that on him
where we don't have to waste his birthday weekend on
going to a graduation, and we can make it.

Speaker 10 (01:51:54):
All about him.

Speaker 6 (01:51:55):
But I am limited as far as what I can
do because it's a few months away, so I have
to try to plan something else quickly.

Speaker 10 (01:52:03):
You'll get it, Oh, you'll get it out.

Speaker 6 (01:52:04):
Yeah, I'm hoping. So if you if you have a
cruise or something, Elvis, I'll take there.

Speaker 10 (01:52:08):
Well, me, I was telling you about that a cruise.
If I had a spare, I would give it to
you right now. Listen, Danielle, have a good time, but
don't forget when you get those moments back. Not only
is it a celebration for your sixteen year old son,
but you have to do something for yourself to enjoy it.
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 6 (01:52:23):
Thank you all so much, Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Most people have fomo, the fear of missing out. Elvis
and I have the fear of getting invited.

Speaker 10 (01:52:30):
We called called homo.

Speaker 12 (01:52:33):
He definitely has. What does he get from the happiness
of missing out? Yeah, homo, happiness of missing out. Elvis
has homo too. I've got major homo. Yeah, you're definitely there,
flaming homo times too.

Speaker 5 (01:52:45):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:52:46):
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Speaker 10 (01:52:49):
I'm Elvis Duran Show.

Speaker 12 (01:52:52):
All right, great show, Let's get out of here. Let's
run like hell safe. You said everybody?

Speaker 10 (01:52:55):
He say, anybody