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We debated the “things not to do as a woman” list, considered launching our own OnlyFans, and heard about a caller who won a poetry contest that somehow ended with people honking and flashing their lights. Plus, dad jokes, ghost stories, and the homophone game no one could play with a straight face. It’s chaotic, inappropriate, and totally on-brand for us.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And so the following program will be recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You guys make my day, Like every single day, I'm
like racking.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I think you for keeps me company.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
I like you.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
Every morning showever.

Speaker 6 (00:12):
You guys are freaking phenomenal.

Speaker 7 (00:14):
Okay, it's the phone past.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Why Elvis terran in the morning show?

Speaker 8 (00:24):
Hey God, phone calls, come in here. Let me go
over here and talk to Catherine. Hi, Catherine, Hi. How's
everything in Philly today?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (00:34):
You know, not that not bad Philly.

Speaker 8 (00:36):
We love we love Philadelphia. I love living there. I
miss it sometimes. Hey, listen, you actually won a national
poetry contest. Have you guys ever known someone won No.
One of the national poetry contests? How much did you win?

Speaker 9 (00:51):
So it was only fifteen.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I won?

Speaker 8 (00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (00:56):
Yeah, go ahead, Well I.

Speaker 9 (00:57):
Won right after I graduated from Westchester University with my
bachelor's degree, so I was like getting ready to pay
back student loans. So fifteen hundred dollars was, you know,
not bad?

Speaker 8 (01:08):
So I've never known someone who has won money from
a national poetry contest, and so it was a It
was in the form of a haikup.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Yes, yeah, do you remember it?

Speaker 8 (01:18):
Do you have it my memory?

Speaker 9 (01:19):
I do because I've recited it so many times.

Speaker 8 (01:22):
Do you guys want to hear her award winning haiku?
All right, here this word fifteen hundred dollars go.

Speaker 9 (01:28):
Yeah, so it's called Earth's It says heavy with fresh snow,
my limbs and branches bend down to my dirt filled shoes.

Speaker 10 (01:37):
Ah, that's deep.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Fifteen And I counted.

Speaker 9 (01:42):
I know my sister. My sister did the math. I
think she said it was like eighty something dollars per syllable.

Speaker 8 (01:47):
Yeah, it was, and you did it right. It was
five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables.

Speaker 10 (01:51):
How long did it take you to ride that?

Speaker 9 (01:54):
I think like five minutes?

Speaker 8 (01:56):
There you go, not bad. Fifteen hundred dollars or five
minutes work.

Speaker 11 (02:00):
Now.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
We were having this debate in the room the other day.
When I was learning about haiku. When I was much younger,
I was told that haikus are typically or originally always
in the form of about nature. It's all about nature
and haikus. Then someone in the room told me that's
not true. So what is the truth there?

Speaker 9 (02:16):
So traditionally they are about nature, and usually we teach
them I'm a teacher, but usually we teach them as
five seven, five, but they don't actually have to be
five syllables and seven then five, and mine just happened
to be about nature. I don't think what the contest
it even had to be, but it just kind of
worked out that way.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
There you go, haiku Catherine, fifteen hundred dollars for five
minutes work. But there's more than that. You put your
brain in. What Nate, why are you looking at what?

Speaker 12 (02:43):
Kandi and I had the same look haikus, I thought,
I'm sorry, Catherine, I thought there were five seven five
Now they don't have to be Well, you're just thrown
away the rules of haikuness.

Speaker 13 (02:55):
If it's not five seven five and not about nature,
like what Nate decaid.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
I think I'm gonna go ahead and listen to what
Catherine has to say. She is much more polished on
this topic than we are. A poet, and she didn't
even know it.

Speaker 13 (03:07):
If there are no rules, then it doesn't exist, right,
I don't know anything.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
There's got maybe a modification of haikus. Well, you know what,
let's just open our minds people the sentence, Okay, you know,
leave it to the people in this room. Y'all ask
chapped over a.

Speaker 10 (03:24):
Hiku west everything.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm just saying, if it's not five seven five, why
isn't it just a sentence?

Speaker 8 (03:33):
Okay, I think I have I have this year's National
Haiku Poetry Contest winner. Ready, I have a bad cramp.
It must be something I ate. I am gonna fart.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
I love it. Fifteen costant living.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
All right, thank you, Catherine, congratulations and thanks for spreading
some uh some some class on our classy show.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Have a great day, okay, thanks, thank you. Hello Aaron, Hi,
good morning.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Well hello, and uh.

Speaker 14 (04:13):
So, back in high school, I took Italian and there
was an Italian poetry contest that I won.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
You did, now, did you speak Italian well enough to
be able to they could to form a poem that
made sense?

Speaker 14 (04:29):
Oh so the poem it was actually my teacher was like, so,
you guys aren't that good at Italian. So here's a
list of poems, and we basically memorized the poem and
we kind of had to tacked it out as we
uh presented it to the people.

Speaker 15 (04:45):
The poem was Yeah, so.

Speaker 14 (04:48):
Based on what the poem was, we had to act
like happy or sad or however whatever the tone was.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
You know what, we have our own form of Italian poetry,
our on our show.

Speaker 14 (04:58):
I'm afraid to know what it is.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
No, hawk of your horn, flash of your lights. Thank
you for listening today, Aaron, We appreciate thank you. Do
you remember how this goes?

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Hawk at your horn, flash of your light? Do we
know you're driving?

Speaker 8 (05:14):
We know you have a horn, and we know you
have a you have lights, so we're heading. So honk
at your horn and flash at your lights. Don't be
afraid of flying kites. My I've got mikes. I'll get
your horn and flash at your lights.

Speaker 15 (05:31):
I know I don't.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Come on, who wants to play? I'll go at your
horn and flashing of your lights.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Come on here, you want yes, yes, Froggy.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Go hunk at your horn, plussy your lights.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
If you're going to work out, I'll hope you're wearing tights.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Look at your hon flash of your lights.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Met had this troke, but now he's all right. Hawk
at your hot and flush at your lights. See we're
all Italian poems. Your horn, fleshy your lights. We like
people to get along. You don't want no fights? Come on,
Danielle gone, we need some Italian poetry. At your home,

(06:15):
flush of your life, gone to your cube, but she
has no height?

Speaker 7 (06:23):
At your horn, flash of your lights?

Speaker 15 (06:24):
Honk your horn, flesh of your lights.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
I don't need mail, but deck's all right, make it right,
go ahead? Howk at your horn? And flash of your lights?
Are your plush your lights?

Speaker 16 (06:38):
Yep?

Speaker 17 (06:38):
I hope that I get laid to night? Okay your hoard,
flash of your lights? Oh frog, you just mike, flush
your lights?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Your watch? Important?

Speaker 8 (07:03):
It all up? It's hoky horn, flash of your lights.
Creative license, No it's not. It's called creative license.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
I can do what it wants.

Speaker 8 (07:14):
No, it's called crap. I didn't tell you.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Guys that in the first grade, I was a finalist
for the New York City Subway Panels Poetry and Motion.
That when they write poetry on the on the billboards.
And here's my four line poem.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Give it to a scary He gave us the setup.
Let's just hear the poll.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Okay, the muggers hide, the children cried. Worlds collide on
a subway ride. Okay, you flashy your life. He's scary Jones,
he ain't too bright. Can't tell your life? Say your life.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
You're driving around right now, looking around, do you see
anyone honking their horns and fleshing?

Speaker 7 (08:02):
They're like, says no more hockey horn, flashy lights for me.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
I just got pulled over. People are sending dirty ones
in here.

Speaker 16 (08:11):
We can't read those.

Speaker 13 (08:15):
Come on, Gandhi, I can't think of anything that rhymes
with l liked.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Okay, well there you go o.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
I'm gonna play hooky gibye.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Ol mister ran in the morning show, Good Morning.

Speaker 18 (08:36):
Good Mornings.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
It's hocope time.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
Wow necta well to the horoscopes producer Sam Hi, who
do you wish to do your horse GPS with?

Speaker 19 (08:48):
I wish to do them with, Gandhi.

Speaker 13 (08:50):
Okay, if you celebrate today October thirteenth, you celebrate with
a shanty Jim and of course from you know, from
BTS and Paul Simon, Happy birthday. Everybody leave run. New
beginnings are on the horizon, so get ready to flourish
and thrive or you'll miss it.

Speaker 19 (09:04):
Your day is an eight hey Scorpio.

Speaker 11 (09:06):
Listen to your inner voice and make decisions that best
benefit your long term growth.

Speaker 19 (09:10):
Your day's a nine hey, Sagittarius.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's me.

Speaker 13 (09:13):
Don't try and put logic to everything that surrounds you.
Some things should feel like magic.

Speaker 11 (09:17):
Your days of seven Capricorn. Quit acting out of impulse
and get to the root of what might be bothering you.
Your day's of five Aquarius. Do not create issues for yourself.
Try and stay under the radar. Your day's an eight Pisces.
Your smile will bring a number of fun opportunities. Be
ready to take advantage of all of them. Your day's
a nine Aris.

Speaker 13 (09:34):
Stop stressing over small, insignificant details. The bigger picture is
way more important. Your days a six Taurus. You hatta
treat yourself with kindness and respect. You deserve to be
your own best friend.

Speaker 19 (09:44):
Your day's a ten Gemini.

Speaker 13 (09:46):
Smile in the face of adversity and continue to defy expectations.

Speaker 11 (09:49):
Your day is a nine hey Cancer. Stop trying to
change who you are to make others happy. Make your
own decisions and then own them. Your days an eight Leo.
Try and work together with others toward as share goal.
Your day is a seventh and finally, Virgo gives space,
time and energy to someone or something that you are
conflicted by.

Speaker 19 (10:08):
Ooh, mysterious. Your day's are six and those are your
Monday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Let's go to line twelve.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Liz.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
We saw your text, Liz. We want to get to
the bottom of this. May I read your text, Liz?

Speaker 18 (10:21):
Yeah, or I can just tell this story, okay.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Okay, Well I'll read the text and you can. You
can fill in the blank. Her text said, I'm about
to go to work as a middle school teacher with
a hickey on my neck. Yes, I don't have anything
to cover it up with any suggestions. Oh okay, all right,
take over, Liz, it's all yours.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
What is going on with you?

Speaker 18 (10:44):
Okay? So, yeah, I hooked up with my X last
night and he gave me a hickey. I don't wear makeup.
I didn't have time to get anything. So I'm currently
driving to work with a hickey in the middle of
my neck. Think like where your voice lox is. And
it's not like I can throw on a scarf a

(11:06):
tchah grade. You know, these kids are going to call
me out on it. So it's like, am I honest
and be like yeah, I got some or I just
be like, oh, it was from my pet.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I had.

Speaker 18 (11:21):
I had scratches on my neck last week from my
cat from giving her her medicine. So I'm like probably
going to be like, oh, it's just from my.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
Cat, Like not, well, I know, you see what it
looks like. Does it look like something a cat could do?
I mean maybe it does.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
It's it's a bruise, it's not really ash.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
So the crew your cat beat the crap out of you.
Hey how about curling iron? An?

Speaker 20 (11:46):
I make I could?

Speaker 19 (11:47):
Why can't we do makeup?

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Doesney?

Speaker 18 (11:50):
And there's literally nothing open?

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Why not put a band aid on it or something?
So you got to oh, yeah, yeah, how why?

Speaker 8 (11:57):
Yeah? How many inches wide?

Speaker 15 (11:59):
Is the bruce as a woman?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:02):
Dango?

Speaker 18 (12:03):
And then the other part of the story it gets better?

Speaker 8 (12:06):
What oh it gets better?

Speaker 18 (12:08):
It gets better? So I like hooking up with my
access like a one time thing that in itself is
a long story. But then I met someone online and
he asked me to meet on Saturday. So now I like,
either do you can cover this up or pray that
this heals by Saturday?

Speaker 7 (12:27):
For the wow.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
So you have three entities to be concerned about. You
have a schoolroom full of eighth graders, You have other
teachers and colleagues at your school, and the possibility of
a new guy in your life. Wow, you I see
why you are sweating this out. Gandhi, Kandy, Gandhi, what
do you think.

Speaker 13 (12:44):
I think that you should definitely not be honest with
your eighth graders and tell them that you hooked up
and got a hickey, because for some reason, that seems
like something that will take off the parents. Maybe with
your coworkers, and maybe they'll come up with a solution.
But I think a band aid is just the way
to go. And if people ask you questions, you can
just say, want to talk about it, leave my band
aid alone.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Yeah. You know what, you know what will shut them
down is you put a large bandage there. Just say well,
you know, I had I had to have something to
remove their checking it out right? Yeah, no, no, And
that will that will make people oh, oh, okay, okay,
and they will Yeah, there's karma, there's karma. You're right,
don't do that.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
There's a text here that says a frozen spoon will help.
Will help, Yeah, but not that quick, I don't know.
And you're on your way to school now, I mean
you're on the road now, on your way to school.
You're on your way to this this den of confusion
band aids.

Speaker 10 (13:39):
I think that's the only way to go.

Speaker 19 (13:40):
You got to do the band aids.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
I can't think of anything better than the band aid thing.
I really can't figure it out.

Speaker 19 (13:45):
And you're not lying if you say I don't want
to talk about.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
It and there's a there's a hack. It says this
viral hack for removing hickeys in five minutes. You do
it with a whisk, a whisk.

Speaker 19 (13:57):
If you can't find makeup, where she gonna find a whisk?

Speaker 8 (14:02):
Go down, go down to the school cafe. No, I really,
I really don't think you should not hope these things work.
What will work is if you say you went to
a dermatologist and you had simple, so simple thing done.
You don't have to explain it or make it worse
than it really is, and then that explains the band
aid gandhi do you agree? I mean there's no other way.

Speaker 13 (14:22):
I mean she could even just say I had something
done and I don't want to talk about it, and
that's not a lie because you did have something done
and you talk about it.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
We used to use hair brushes, Okay, scary stop now,
I think I don't think we have a better idea.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
I got an idea.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Oh no, here there's a better idea. I've left this
out there.

Speaker 21 (14:44):
You're a teacher. This is a life lesson. Let's teach
these kids about bad decisions. You're crazy, you are crazy,
You're insane. I'll tell you what's trouble for that. Yeah,
it's it's it's the it's the the trigger to people.
That will cause a problem and it will grow into
larger job. Yeah, it will make the Hickey larger. Yes, gandhi,
what about just.

Speaker 13 (15:05):
Calling in sick today, waiting until the makeup is available
and showing up tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Let the substitute.

Speaker 19 (15:12):
Do they still do that?

Speaker 8 (15:15):
No, I can't do that either, Okay, band aids, yeah, yeah,
you know, Walgreens, Walgreen, cvs, they're all open, hop on
by all night, Walmarts. Yep, just figure it out. But yeah,
I'm serious. If you say I had a little procedure
done and that that will that will cool everyone's jets
and you move on. We've given you the best answer.

(15:38):
We gave you answer. All right, good luck, good luck
with the new guy. That sounds hot. Okay, okay, thanks
for calling. Sorry in that with that sounds hot, But
still you know, you got to know there's there's a
pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, and
you're a Hickey is rainbow shaded colored anyway?

Speaker 22 (15:55):
So good?

Speaker 8 (15:56):
All right, Well, thanks thanks for letting us be here
for you. Our friend Tommy Jadario hosts I've Never said
this before. It's a podcast where he interviews our favorite
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Hey Elvis.

Speaker 23 (16:10):
The series Wednesday has taken over the world, and today's
guest is Joy Sunday, who stars as the Siren who
controls people's minds. So will hear and Wednesday become best
season season three, we cover this and so much more.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
I've never said this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen
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Speaker 7 (16:36):
Well, we even on our folks.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Journas Alistair ran in the morning show.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
People want to know why we call you straight Night.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
Oh, that's because the first time I was ever on
your show, Elvis, I told a story about how I
accidentally went on a date with man. So you said, well,
we should call you straight Night so they know you're
straight Not exactly exactly, it's pretty obvious all right, so Nate,
that just I just set it up. Nate went out
to have a drink with this guy, but Nate didn't

(17:04):
think it didn't know it was a date. The guy
thought it was a date. I think that's happened, hasn't
It happened to all of us?

Speaker 8 (17:10):
At one point, I was on a couple of dates
with someone I didn't know I was dating. Oh and
then no, it was a guy and he thought he
thought we were on a date. Twice He's like, well,
this is our second date. I'm like, we didn't even
have a first date. I just had a drink with you.

Speaker 22 (17:25):
Oh wait.

Speaker 10 (17:27):
I had a guy once think we made out with
each other because he didn't understand what making out meant
and he was so confused, and I had to actually
show him and say this is what.

Speaker 19 (17:36):
It actually is.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
He's like, oh, I didn't realize.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
Okay, let's get into this. I want to hear more
about that we had sex last night. No we didn't.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
That's no.

Speaker 10 (17:47):
People were stupid.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
You're a peat offender, Nate. You need to fix it up.
If you had two more drinks, would you have gone there? Probably?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I didn't cut it off man.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
Real quick and then Ashley has a different take on
this on twenty four scary Hey Ashley.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Hire only good morning and welcome to the show.

Speaker 8 (18:09):
If only we could read each other's minds a little better.
But so you were hanging out with this guy and
tell your story.

Speaker 15 (18:16):
Yeah, So when I was a freshman in college, I'm
a friend who I thought was gay only because I
thought he was very close to his I guess his
best friend and someone who told me he was gay
or whatever. I started this gay and we became really
close and I I'm you know, I hold hands with
my you know, for the friends by gay for like okay,
I like to hold hands for people, so I'm very

(18:37):
touchy seely. So it was this guy who would hang
out a lot, and I felt like, wow, I'm getting
a new gay best friend.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
It's great.

Speaker 15 (18:43):
And the hold hand to go out to eat and like,
I just like now a cold hands a lot, like
occasionally like a bunch of whatever, which is kind of weird,
but we I truly thought he was just a gay
best friend until he tried to kiss me, and I
was like incredibly confused.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Apparently he's very straight, very straight, very not straight.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
He was very extremely straight.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
I straight, but he was straight, I know.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
But funny how we build these stories in our minds
and we just we just believe they are true. Right,
he's a gay guy in your mind, but he really wasn't.
This guy was that the guy was having drinks of
straight night and then he put his hand on straight
Night's thigh. And what did you say to him at
that point? At that point, I didn't say anything to him.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
I just knew where this was going and I didn't
want it to go there, so I just said, oh,
I have to go to work tomorrow morning, you know.
And then you didn't even address it. No, No, I
think he got the hint the next day, and then
he was kind of cold to me from that point on.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
There you go, So, Ashley, how was the conversation with
your very straight friend who you thought was getting.

Speaker 15 (19:54):
I feel kind of sad. I probably would have handfiled
differently now, but similar to Nate kind of. I I
didn't want to be like, oh I thought you were gay,
so I could be myself looks worse by just being like,
oh my interesting, which is like terrible, because I was
definitely leading him on. If if I if we.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
Dad, you were not leading him on not in your mind,
the intention, the intention was not there. You didn't want
to do him. You wanted him to like hang out
and be your gay friend. Gay friends are festive. I
get it. We're fabulous. We're a fabulous, fabulous tribe.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
All right.

Speaker 8 (20:25):
Well, look, thanks for listening, Ashley, and thank you. Yep,
I was out on I went on two dates with
a guy, but I didn't know they were dates. And
he finally said, look, I'm these are great. You know,
it's great dating. You know again, I looked. I remember
looking at him going, uh, we're not dating. This is
not a date.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
Oh man, what about you?

Speaker 13 (20:48):
Gandhi absolutely happened when I first moved here. Actually there
was somebody who I had sort of like met in
Boston and we're just friends, kept in touch whatever, And
then when I got here, he said, hey, let's go
have a drink.

Speaker 19 (20:59):
So we went and how to drink, and then a
couple of.

Speaker 13 (21:01):
Times we just kept hanging out, and finally he was like, so,
I don't know if I'm supposed to kiss you or not,
because I really like you, but I don't know if
you know that I've been considering these dates.

Speaker 19 (21:10):
And I said, oh, Nope, I have not been considering
that a date. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 13 (21:16):
It was very uncomfortable because I was kind of dating
someone else at the time too, so I was like,
oh my god, if I've been sort of cheating, what
is going on?

Speaker 19 (21:22):
I didn't know?

Speaker 8 (21:23):
Then there's another way of looking at it, like scary
for instance. Oh yeah, all the girls that used to
go out with him and he'd buy them dinners and
give them tickets for jingle ball concerts.

Speaker 10 (21:32):
We told you.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
I thought I was going out on dates. I thought
I was making some inroads with these ladies. I'm like,
and you know, because who wouldn't want you.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
Know, it's the first date, second dinner, third dinner. It
turns out I was friend zoned. And yeah, they were
buying expensive dinners.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
Yeah, really great.

Speaker 10 (21:49):
We didn't we warn you with some of the several
of them.

Speaker 7 (21:51):
You said, you're not dating her, You're just taking her
out to dinner. It's a difference. I'm like, Okay, well,
look drained my bank account. Here's here's how we are
as human beings. We do have these this dialogue system
going on in our heads where we actually we paint pictures.
We come up with scenarios, and we actually trick ourselves

(22:14):
into thinking something is what it isn't, and it can
get you a lot of trouble. Yeah, I mean we
know some people who I mean, actually it's embarrassing what
they would do and say. You know're like what you
weren't dating them, And there's really no great way to
tell someone, hey, you think this is something, it's not

(22:36):
really really heading for disaster.

Speaker 10 (22:38):
You just stand there and let them talk.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, they're so convinced on their mind. And even little
things like I remember scary and I had one time
a friend of ours was getting a text and they
got the little heart, the little emoji with the heart eyes,
and they thought the emoji with the heart eyes meant no,
we're an item like that that led them on to
believe that that was the thing too. So there's so
many ways you convince yourself that maybe a situation is something.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
It's not the old wink smile, you know, you get
the wink smile, I got a wink. That line twenty
is another. Actually, we have so many Ashley's. We're Ashley
full today. Hi Ashley, Hello, Hello, So you went on
a date, Actually you went out for what drinks? With
a coworker.

Speaker 24 (23:17):
Yeah, so we were going to celebrate a new career
and we were just going out to drinks to celebrate,
and she started like playing with my hair and telling
me I'm really pretty and everything. And then it just
sounds super super awkward because I later learned out that
she thought it was a dig and we were really
just going to celebrate.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Oh wow, you know, did she drive a super rue.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Or four?

Speaker 8 (23:46):
Well? Look, you know what, in a way, you're flattered, right,
It's like, wow, she really finds me interesting, even though
I'm not into her. That's not where I wanted to
go with this, Yeah, at all.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
It is.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
It's uncomfortable though, You're like, oh god, I just I
don't want to I want us to be friends, but
I don't want to add this extra wall here, which
I'm going to have to do now to tell her that,
well I'm not into you. Thanks anyway, Well, how did
you get out of that? Actually, you just found out
later through someone else that she was a lesbian. And
did you say something to her?

Speaker 24 (24:19):
No, I didn't say anything to her. We just kind
of went our separate ways and I ended up getting
a new job.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
You get all right, Well, Ashley, thank you for listening
to us, and have a great day.

Speaker 15 (24:30):
Okay you too.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
See it's gonna happen. People we have the it's these
voices in our the voices in our heads are our enemies.
Sometimes they really lead us down a bad path.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
They really do.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
You gotta be careful what you're thinking. What scary.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
So my question is, why can't we be more communicative?
With so many ways of communicating, you know, you can
do it in person, on the phone, text, whatever, social media,
why can't we just be forthright?

Speaker 8 (24:56):
Because in the dating world, it's it's a dance, it's
a game. It really truly is.

Speaker 13 (25:01):
You know, people are so afraid of rejection that they
don't want to just put it out there clearly to
maybe get rejected.

Speaker 19 (25:07):
So then you end up in this weird little dance.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
Would you have liked the girls to have said, listen,
I don't want anything.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
I want to track the shaved a lot of money
that way.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Scary, I'll tell you what that, folks, that's bloody nice.

Speaker 19 (25:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 25 (25:26):
The time of the day, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (25:36):
Specific childhood memories we all share, some of us don't
you are. Okay, listen to this extremely specific vivid memories
from the nineties and early two thousands. Okay, okay, triggers
the brain walking into Blockbuster and feeling the endless possibilities.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
Yeah, yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 19 (25:58):
That was my favorite.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
The unmistakable smells of crayon and Plato.

Speaker 19 (26:03):
Yes, h yep, still love them.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Pretending to smoke when it's cold outside and you can
see your breath.

Speaker 26 (26:10):
I don't do that.

Speaker 19 (26:12):
If it's cold outside, I'll still do it.

Speaker 8 (26:14):
Making the perfect mixed CD that. Yeah, I used to
do this, stabbing holes in erasers with pencils. Yes, what
was that all about? Idea unfolding the CD in search
to read the lyrics?

Speaker 10 (26:31):
Oh yeah, the favorite yep.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
The bright, sunny yellowy inside of an old subway restaurant
I remember, And drawing a sun in the corner of
every drawing you made.

Speaker 13 (26:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like a little partial part of a
circle with the things sticking out of it.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Totally.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Yeah, I got that off BuzzFeed.

Speaker 27 (26:54):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
Fill in the blank. No matter how many blank I own,
I always have to urge to buy more Dan you Shoes, Gandhi.
No matter how many blank you have you always have
to urge.

Speaker 19 (27:04):
To buy more paint brushes?

Speaker 16 (27:06):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Oh really yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:08):
So do you hoarde them? Do you have many more
than you need?

Speaker 22 (27:11):
I do.

Speaker 13 (27:12):
I was trying to look around to show you exactly
how many I have right now. But I am very
picky about the type that I use, and I can
only use it for a certain amount of time before
I feel like they start to fray and go bad,
and then I get irritated.

Speaker 19 (27:22):
So I have hordes of them.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
My Other than shoes, it's kitchen knives. I have so
many kitchen knives. I don't need any of them. They
say you only need three specific knives in the kitchen.

Speaker 13 (27:34):
Well, I have good ones. Those good knives make such
a difference. I didn't realize that you guys were talking
the other day about pants. You know, when you cook
in certain pants, things come out differently. It took me
so long to realize this stuff about kitchen supplies.

Speaker 19 (27:45):
It's incredible.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
Never too late to get on there. What were you
saying straight in?

Speaker 12 (27:50):
Well, I'll tell you one thing. Heather continues to buy.
She has thirty four pairs of yoga pants, and I
guarantee this weekend she'll buy another pair. I don't even know, Like,
do you need many pairs of the old pain?

Speaker 10 (28:01):
This is funny because I used to do the same thing,
and then I would go through them and I would
find that I had a lot of the same pants.
I felt like I was drawn towards the same thing,
and for some reason, I thought, oh I don't have
those yet.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Yes, a sickness, It's sickness all right, Scotty Bee, I mean, yeah,
scotty Bee, Let's go to scotty Bee Master control. No
matter how many blank you own, you always have the
urge to buy more. Sneakers. There you go, sneaker.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
What about you scary graphic T shirts? I have an
endless supply of them, stacks on stacks, froggy.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
What about you golf clubs?

Speaker 7 (28:33):
Golf clubs?

Speaker 28 (28:34):
Right? No?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
I mean, I mean, how many golf clubs do you own?
Can you even count them in your head? I don't
think we need to get into that.

Speaker 19 (28:40):
Don't golf clubs do the same thing. They all hit the.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Ball, purses all do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
They all carry.

Speaker 28 (28:51):
Rod.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
How many blank you own, you always have to urge
to buy more?

Speaker 19 (28:54):
What is it in care products?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Really?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I do?

Speaker 19 (28:58):
And it's bad because they have an expiration.

Speaker 11 (29:00):
So I'll just have a weekend with like a two
inch layer of product on my face so I can
get it all in.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
I always get to you're a hoarder, You're a horder
all the time. I'm like, well, I like knives, like shoes.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
When you have kids in the house with you, and
especially when they're older and you buy something, does Dad
know you bought that? Did you really need that? I'm like, really,
I'm going to lock you in the closet. What are
you doing?

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Moving on?

Speaker 8 (29:24):
Do you know someone who has never ever watched the
Super Bowl?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (29:28):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (29:31):
If I know the suit, I would imagine I have,
you know, like relatives in India that have never seen
the Super Bowl.

Speaker 19 (29:38):
We've never really talked about it.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
But yeah, see there's something interesting that a lot of
people miss out on if you're not really like a
huge fan of the teams whatever. Super Bowl Sunday is
the best day to go to a restaurant unless it's
like a sports bar. Yeah, you can get right into
a restaurants and it's so easy to get in. But
like I said if they have the TVs on behind
the bar with the Super Bowl and maybe not the same.
And finally, I thought this would make you very excited, Gandhi,

(30:02):
you know, because I know you are our resident science
nerd Okay. A study in China has found that dinosaurs,
We've been talking about dinosaurs all this week. They found
that dinosaurs may have swallowed animals whole and then spit
out the bones. What which is something some some birds
and owls actually do that. I can owl will eat

(30:24):
a mouse whole and then this, you know, the churning
of the stomach blah blah blah and then boo, the
bones come out. They're saying dinosaurs did that too. And
keep in mind the size of those animals they were
swallowing hole.

Speaker 21 (30:35):
Huh.

Speaker 19 (30:36):
Probably the craziest thing ever.

Speaker 13 (30:38):
I love this, and I'm just fascinated at the people
who don't care at all, who just have no interest
whatsoever in dinosaurs and what went on on this planet
sixty five million years plus ago. Show there was two
of them, two of the guys on the show don't
care at all. Yeah, you see what I'm guessing, Scotty
Bee and Andrew Probably no Scotty being scary. I think
Andrew's all on board for the dynas source Stockery.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
You have no interest in dinosaurs at all.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
For some reason, I'm fascinated by everyone's fascination with dinosaurs
because as a kid, we weren't really taught about it
in school. We only went to a museum once where
we saw one giant t rex or whatever. I couldn't
name another dinosaur.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
Beyond the time. All right, all right, well let's just
keep in mind. Uh, you work for one, so maybe
you should that said. Also, I read this and I
thought this is definitely a Gandhi one. They found out
that chimpanzees give each other first aid. They saw a
chimp catch an insect, crush it up, and spread it

(31:37):
onto a cut on another chimp's foot, possibly to relieve
the pain.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Oh my god, isn't that awesome?

Speaker 19 (31:44):
That is incredible.

Speaker 13 (31:46):
I mean, that's kind of scary but also awesome at
the same time scary. And then I saw this as
an I don't know if I can say all of it,
but I'll try. Apparently, there was a chimpanzee named Lucy
who was raised to believe that she was human. She
learned how to sign over two hundred and fifty words
ate at the dinner table using silverware. Her hobbies included

(32:06):
drinking gin and scrolling through Playboy magazines while she.

Speaker 19 (32:11):
Pleased herself with a vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
Lucy, maybe Lucy News knows something that we haven't known for.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
Sitting that girl of.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
That's funny to me, It's funny.

Speaker 19 (32:35):
Do you have a sense of humor?

Speaker 25 (32:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
Hey, where's Diamond? You gotta hear what happened to her yesterday? Uh?
Diamond and decided to go get some gas in the car, right,
I did?

Speaker 26 (32:57):
I did?

Speaker 8 (32:58):
And what happened by it was after dark. By the way,
you know, one of the rules is you shouldn't get
gas after dark. You just get it, get it when
it's nice in life. But anyway, what happens.

Speaker 26 (33:06):
So the issue is that I had to come back
here yesterday because I left my eye drops. We know
I have the pink eye. I had to come back.
So yeah, and I didn't have gas, so that's why
I had to stop. But a man was walking up
to my car with the squeezey thing that you cleaned
the windshields off with yeah, absolutely, and because I had

(33:28):
no cash on me, I yelled, please, sir, I don't
have any money. Please please, I can't. Please don't touch
the car. I don't have any money to give you.
And he goes up, No, I was trying to tell
you that your gas tank is on the other side.
You're on the wrong side.

Speaker 19 (33:45):
And then he.

Speaker 10 (33:46):
Walks away, and I realized that he was cleaning his
own car.

Speaker 19 (34:07):
This happens so embarrassing.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
So what did you do?

Speaker 26 (34:11):
I just put my car and drive and went to
the completely opposite side of the gas station. Because at
this point I can't look this man in his face anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I'm like, oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 19 (34:22):
Why would you just shut up?

Speaker 8 (34:24):
Next it happens, it happens, You're fine.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
I just can't wait.

Speaker 8 (34:28):
I wonder what his story was when he got home
this girl in the car and thought I was coming
with Oh my gosh, doesn't.

Speaker 19 (34:37):
Even know what'side her gas tank.

Speaker 26 (34:39):
That's even more embarrassing, right, Oh God, we always love you, Diamond.

Speaker 19 (34:45):
That is favorite story.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
If there's a story about Diamond, it always involves gas
of some sort. Fair gosh. But that was after dark, right, yeah,
you know, okay, can we have this conversation? I don't know.
I was talking to Gandhi and Danielle about this earlier.
I saw this great list online and I've got to
find it. It's a list of uh it's a list.

(35:11):
It was what tips for women to stay safe, and
I wanted to talk about it, but I don't want
to come across as a guy, an old, an old
white man trying to tell women how to live their lives,
because I won't go on a little lady, you know.

Speaker 13 (35:25):
What, you know, I don't want to do think that's
that's going to be the case here. I think when
you're trying to give somebody advice to like stay safe,
I will take that.

Speaker 19 (35:32):
From any gender, any race. If you're worried about me, cool.

Speaker 26 (35:35):
Let me know.

Speaker 8 (35:36):
Okay, so all right then I want to do it.
Then it's called attention ladies. I don't know who the author,
the original author was, but I saw it online. I
think it's great advice for men and women. Actually, make
sure make sure you fill up your gas tank before sunset.

Speaker 10 (35:52):
Good id specially especially if you're by yourself, like Diamond was,
you know, like if you have somebody else in the
car with you. Maybe it's a little safer, but when
you buy yourself, it's like, you know.

Speaker 19 (36:03):
Yeah, weird things go down at the gas station at night.

Speaker 8 (36:06):
I tell you what, if I had a daughter, I
would have I would not hesitate in giving and giving
her this advice. Is that a better way to couch?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
That's and my.

Speaker 19 (36:14):
Parents, both of them have given me that advice.

Speaker 8 (36:16):
Oh really, make sure you fill up your gas tank
while the sun is out, all right, yeah, because weird
stuff happens at gas stations. You see it all the time, right,
Always keep an extra phone charger with you.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
Yep, you know what you say, it's good, But do
you Nope?

Speaker 19 (36:31):
No, Okay, I have a phone chargers it saying I
need to.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
I don't know. Just make a backup battery type of thing,
I guess. Make sure you make sure if your phone
ever gets low, you have a way to charge it up. Okay.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Always park in well lit areas always.

Speaker 10 (36:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure, totally.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
Before you get into your car, always look in the
backseat always.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
I haven't do it.

Speaker 28 (36:55):
I haven't do it.

Speaker 10 (36:55):
In my driveway. If I'm leaving in the morning to
go to work, I check the back seat before I
leave for work.

Speaker 13 (37:02):
Okay, and especially now that so many people have those
automatic key starters that have to be in your car,
people just leave them in the car and then anyone
can get into your car any time of the day or.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Night, if it's outside.

Speaker 19 (37:11):
You've gotta be careful with that stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, then add that to the list.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Don't leave your key in the car your follow for sure, okay,
Always look in your backseat after parking. Don't just sit
lock your door as soon as you get in and leave. Wait, yeah,
after parking, just to unlock your door as soon as
you get oh yeah, after you when you're coming to
your car, as soon as you get into your car,
lock that door.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yep, ye, all right, always And.

Speaker 13 (37:34):
I think so many people do that too, where they
sit in the car and like check their messages, check
their emails. It's like you get to a place and
just sort of unwind for a second, get out of
you that.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, and oftentimes your car is set to lock automatically,
but only once you're moving. You're just sitting there on
the on the phone. Somebody can hop in the car
really fast or steal your car hurting. Okay, The next
one I'm going to read. You will have the visualization
of why I'm reading it, and it will it will
terrify you. Okay, do not park next to big vans.

(38:03):
And if you have to enter your car from your
passenger door, if your driver's side is next to a van,
because the visual is this, you go to get into
your car, the van door opens and they just pull
you in. I know, I know, but you know what, Okay,
I just want you to I think this is great

(38:24):
advice for everyone.

Speaker 13 (38:26):
Like, there's a reason people are telling you not to
do these things because obviously it's happened plenty of times
in the past.

Speaker 19 (38:31):
That stuff is real. It's scary, but it's real.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
Next, Yeah, Nate, I'm sorry. I remember we parked the
other day and there was that creepy van and I said, hey,
why don't you walk on this side? You did? You know,
it doesn't matter who you are. That door flies open.
You don't know what's waiting on the other side. I mean,
Dexter could be in there with his killing room ready
to go. I'm like, oh boy, now this would some

(38:55):
may say, well, that's a bit extreme.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (38:58):
If a man is sitting in the car next to
your parked car, go back inside and ask someone to
walk you out.

Speaker 13 (39:06):
Okay, I totally see that, but I think that and
the girls can back me up on this. As women,
a lot of times we tend to put ourselves in
danger because we're afraid of hurting somebody's feelings or making
them feel attacked in any way. So if I were
to walk out to my car and I saw a
sketchy guy sitting in the car next to me. While

(39:27):
I would want to run in and be like, hey,
can somebody walk me out, there's a part of me
that would probably hesitate because I didn't want to hurt
that person's feelings if they weren't doing something. Backets in
our own way all the time, yep, yep.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
That's dangerous. Also, you don't want to impose on anyone inside,
you know. Oh, I don't want to be in a position.
I'm just gonna just get in my car, lock the door.
It's gonna be okay.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
I'm just worrying.

Speaker 13 (39:47):
I know that guy next to me to feel like
I think he's sketchy, so I don't want to hurt
his feelings.

Speaker 19 (39:51):
Let me just get in the car.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
No, it's Okay, maybe another way of looking at this.
If you see a man sitting in the car next
to year says you're walking out to your car, just
you know, let your adrenaline to do its thing. Be
on alert.

Speaker 10 (40:03):
Yep, you know, I can always be on alert. Always
know everything around you. It's so important.

Speaker 8 (40:08):
Always use the elevator, not the stairways. If you feel
like it's just a little too quiet, you know, yes,
and even though it was, you should always take the
stairs because you know what it's it's good for you. Well,
it's not good for you if someone's messing with you.

Speaker 10 (40:23):
Right, You never know if someone's lurking.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
Heads up, phones down, Yeah, yep, that's a big one. Yeah,
unless you know you're in a locked car and you're
on your way, and even that you're not supposed to
look at your phone. Put your phone down. Yeah, I
feel like it's you know, a down or I just
I want people to be safe because it's just we
live in this world. We have to stop being so
naive to think that, oh, it happens to other people.

(40:46):
You know, it can happen to any of us.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
And something you said kind of kind of quickly that
you kind of glossed over is that I think this
is good advice for anyone, not just females. I think
this is no matter who you are, don't put yourself
in a situation where somebody could do something to you.
You're always better to be on alert and make sure
that you're safe. Your safety is so so important and
so key.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
You read these stories every day, you hear the stories
in the news every day, and you're like, oh my god,
such an unusual story. Well an unusually it could happen
to any.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
Of us anyway, one second, one beyond guard, beyond guard,
and you're everyone listening.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
I'm considering you my daughter right now. I'm giving you
dad advice, okay, And.

Speaker 13 (41:26):
Don't feel bad about taking care of your safety, even
if there's a chance that might make somebody else feel bad,
because I mean, how many times have we been walking
down the street and you hear footsteps behind you and
you want to turn around and look at someone, But
then you're like, if I do this, they're going to
think that I think they're trying to attack me. And
there have been times where I don't turn around and
look for that reason, And I'm like, why you could
look at somebody who cares if their feelings get hurt.

(41:47):
Just look turn around, all.

Speaker 8 (41:49):
Right, Okay, we'll move on again. I wish I knew
the author of that. I would totally give them credit.
But I think it's a brilliant thing they wrote. Yeah scary.

Speaker 7 (41:56):
You know a lot of people don't realize this. But
if you squeeze both sides of your eye phone and
you know to turn the power off right below the
power visit SOS red button, you could slide to the right.
It calls nine to one one immediately.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Well, if you're in a situation where that would work, absolutely,
I always keep that in mind. Good good idea.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
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follow our socials.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
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Speaker 7 (42:24):
Follow them to Dames Day, Elvis.

Speaker 25 (42:25):
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Speaker 8 (42:30):
Tappened, Dear Elvis. My brother Jason despises telephone telemarketers. He's
been known to flip out so much he turns the
tables and tries to keep them on the phone with him,
just to drive them nuts. Let's phone tap him all right.
This comes from Joe Noll. All right, Joe now his
sister now phone tapping. Jason Scary Jones is calling as

(42:53):
the world famous Michael Oppenheimer, our resident relentless telephone telemarketer,
phone tapping Joell's brother, Jason. Here we go Today's Michael
Oppenheimer phone tip.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
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Speaker 8 (43:06):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the OV glove, the
hot surface handler. How are you doing today?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
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Speaker 6 (43:12):
You do know this is my work phone, right, I
don't have time for you to be calling and harassing me.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
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Speaker 8 (43:22):
Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the OV glove glove.
Did you know that the OV glove has a five
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Speaker 6 (46:42):
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Speaker 8 (46:57):
So if we wanted to make some extra cash and
we uh started our only fans accounts, what would you
pay to watch straight Nates? Heather says she wants him
to eat a banana on only fans every day and
maybe make five hundred dollars a month. That's a lot
of money. It is suggestions coming in Danielle show boobs. No,

(47:19):
you don't want to do that. You know you don't
want to do sexual Come on, someone said they would
pay on only fans to watch Danielle go to Disney,
So you have to go to Disney every day? Right,
A lot of a lot of people, I mean A
huge number of people said they would pay an OnlyFans
monthly fee to watch Froggy and Lisa fight with each other.

(47:42):
That's get Here's someone says her husband is addicted to
Gandhi and then love with her. They want to watch
you paint every day? You could do paint classes on
only Fans. Make some money. Call Uh, let's go to
Sean line twenty four. Have some suggestions for only fans
so we can make some extra cash.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
Hello Sean, how you do.

Speaker 30 (48:01):
All right?

Speaker 7 (48:02):
Good morning?

Speaker 16 (48:03):
Well?

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Good morning?

Speaker 8 (48:04):
So do you follow no personal question? Do you follow
any fun accounts on OnlyFans currently?

Speaker 6 (48:12):
To be honest, no, I don't.

Speaker 27 (48:13):
But my boyfriend and I always get a kick out
of when we find people that we know who have accounts,
So this is like an.

Speaker 8 (48:20):
All really with us? Oh my god? Now do you
tell them that you know they have accounts? Or do
you keep it a secret?

Speaker 26 (48:28):
Uh?

Speaker 27 (48:28):
No, we usually keep it a secret and we kind
of laugh about it to each other.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
Well, do you pay the money to watch your friends
do their thing on OnlyFans?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
I ain't. I don't know, you know, I think maybe.

Speaker 7 (48:47):
I would.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
No.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Seriously, let me ask you everyone if you found out
a friend of yours was getting funky on Only Friends.
Wouldn't you pay money just for a month and then
cancel just to watch and see what they're doing?

Speaker 19 (48:58):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (49:00):
Yes, absolutely Sean.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Do you think well, I know, but you wouldn't tell
them you'd have to join under like you know, I
don't know if they look at names and things. I mean,
I'm asking you so many questions, Sean. I know you
didn't call up to admit to all this, but I'm
so your friends that do have only Fans accounts?

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Do they do?

Speaker 8 (49:20):
Do you think they do well? Are they hot enough
to bring in a lot of money?

Speaker 27 (49:25):
Some of them I can see doing really well and
others are the ones that we kind of laugh about
and we're like, maybe you should think about other options.

Speaker 8 (49:33):
All right, So do you have some suggestions for us, Sean?
And then they have they cannot be of a sexual nature,
because I don't think we're gonna do that, But what
are your suggestions for us to make somebody on Only Fans?

Speaker 27 (49:47):
Well, my boyfriend and I are driving to work and
we listen to you guys every day, so we were
rolling with this topic and we were thinking of what
we could for almost everybody on the show. So we
actually did say Disney for Danielle.

Speaker 10 (50:03):
Okay, and.

Speaker 24 (50:05):
Froggy and Lisa one of their fight.

Speaker 8 (50:09):
Yeah, you see, do you have to they have to
offer up a new fight every day, and but they
they have several. Oh yeah, but that's that's no issue. Okay,
you've got some good ones. A new topic, yeah, a
new thing to fight about. Then they have something new
to fight about every day. Okay, Sean, you're on a roll.
These are great. What else do you have you.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
We have?

Speaker 27 (50:29):
We want to see home cooked meals from producer Sam
every day.

Speaker 8 (50:34):
She does that.

Speaker 28 (50:35):
And the last one that we could come up with
was straight Mates murders.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
I would like to see that straight Nate can have
a new murder every day. I think that would that
would bring in a lot of money. All right, these
are great ideas. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
By the way, since this is all happening on my show,
if you guys do an only fans page and we promoted,
you have to give me a cut, so I.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
Alright, sounds good.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
All right, Sean, thank you, have a great day.

Speaker 15 (51:04):
Okay, thanks you guys.

Speaker 8 (51:07):
To thank you, there was someone else in there would
we lose a call. Yeah, we lost Actually.

Speaker 16 (51:13):
What one?

Speaker 8 (51:15):
Darren on twenty two line twenty two.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
Hi Darren, Hey, how you doing doing?

Speaker 8 (51:21):
Okay, Darren, what is your suggestion for one of our
family members to make money with on OnlyFans?

Speaker 16 (51:28):
So we think it would be funny if Scotty ate
Cereal naked, just playing around nation, just around all right,
the na he would definitely he would make a ton.
He would make a ton.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
He was way a ton. Absolutely, I love it. Okay,
we're in, Scotty, Okay, I'm gonna make it cut off.
That would you do it? Scotty sums up with the
thumbs up. Yeah, he got it, all right, Darren Tek
you know's some suggestions. People want to watch me play
with my dogs, Oh chicken palm and there you go.

(52:05):
All right, I'll do that. I'll play with my dogs
every day for five hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
I'm in. So okay, So are any of these ideas?
Are any of you going to try it? We should
at least try one of these. Or could we have
a morning show only fans account where we each do
something different every day? No, no, no, I feel like
the money might get split up unevenly.

Speaker 12 (52:32):
So this is a greed thing. I thought it find
I might go the extra mile. Like let's say I
eat a banana and one day I take my shirt off, right,
so what if more people are watching for me then
for scary to say squirrel? I mean it's only fair, right,
I got an idea. Not if I promote it, No, no, no.

(52:55):
If I promote it on this show, then I think
we should have a pooled show. But if you're gonna
do it on your own, rogue away, baby, But don't
say one word on this show. Don't pull it scary
and be like a product whore for the show.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
If we why don't we just take what we already
do the fifteen minute morning show and put it behind
a paywall, call it an only fans account, and just
charge every day for doing that podcast. People would pay
for them. No, I mean it's slimy.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
It is slimy, scary, and leave it to you to
be the one to come up with that idea.

Speaker 10 (53:26):
I'm just trying to make a book scary.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
No, no, no, no, I got it. I see what
you're saying, because people do like the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. But that that technically belongs to iHeart, and
they're gonna want to make all that money. You know
they are. Let them be slimmy.

Speaker 10 (53:42):
Oh, look at Scotty.

Speaker 31 (53:44):
Scotty's Oh, Scotty's nude in their eating Cereal only Fans account.

Speaker 19 (53:55):
He's giving a sample to get them hooked and then
they're going to come back.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
I know the.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
He's totally naked in their eating cereal. What's the eating
which cereal is eating?

Speaker 4 (54:07):
While?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Dude?

Speaker 26 (54:07):
Do I know?

Speaker 8 (54:09):
Hold up the box. In the box is frosted corn flakes,
Cereal corn flakes, happy belly, Yeah, floppy belly. I do
think the idea of watching uh Nate murder someone daily
is probably reaching a little far.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Right.

Speaker 10 (54:31):
That'd be a problem.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
Yeah, you can't kill a person every day.

Speaker 19 (54:34):
Or just how you get away with it like one secret.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Of okay, okay, anyway, that was intriguing what Sean was
saying about he and his boyfriend they have friends who
are only fans. They have their own only Fans accounts,
and they don't know they don't know that they know
that they're doing it.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
I know, I've got to have some friends on there.
I'm dine.

Speaker 19 (55:00):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 12 (55:01):
Who we know that's on there? You know what, Nate,
I've heard rumor there's some employees at I Heeart Media
that have only fans pages.

Speaker 8 (55:10):
I can't don't just say that. No, I mean, I
don't say that and not tell us give us a clue.
We can't say it.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
We can't.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
I'll say off the air, but we can't say nobody works.

Speaker 7 (55:20):
On this floor.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
John Ivy, Oh God, I knew John Ivy was only fans.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Anyway, Yeah, this is a good idea. On the text,
you guys can do the only Fans morning Show account
and just donate the money to something different every month.
I think it's a great idea. I wouldn't want to
carry it out for that long though, I would only
do it for like a month. But you get a
month worth of fees, right you have to join for
a month or can you do it weekly or what?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Not?

Speaker 32 (55:52):
Sure?

Speaker 12 (55:53):
I think you when you update it is, you know,
basically your call. But it's a monthly subscription, right, so
people have to pay for the month.

Speaker 8 (56:02):
And whatever you do. I know, but what if we
don't have that? Means if people buy our show for
the month, we have to give them something for a month.
They can't pay for a month, and we just do
three things, you know, yeah, Gandhi, what do you think so.

Speaker 13 (56:14):
Cardi B's only fans page, she says, is nothing sexual.
She's just going to be addressing rumors and telling secrets.

Speaker 19 (56:20):
We could do that.

Speaker 13 (56:21):
We could just address rumors and tell secrets, or like
clap back at tweeters or do whatever.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
We could do that kind of clap back at tweeters.
That would be I know, oh wow, Okay, look, we've
got work to do. It could be the start of
a good idea. Maybe not. I don't know. We'll we'll
figure it out, so coming soon. Maybe the Elvis Drane
Morning Show only fans page, get ready?

Speaker 7 (56:53):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five corn beef if we
go take another bike? Okay, well, what is this review
of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 8 (57:02):
Yeah, Ab says, stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 25 (57:08):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
El mis ter ran in the morning show Good Morning Elvis.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
Durand Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
And the morning show around the.

Speaker 8 (57:29):
Room, my favorite part of the day. What's on your mind? Scary?

Speaker 7 (57:32):
We'll start with you. Oh my god, I painted like
Bob Ross recently.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
I don't know if you guys saw, but did you
paint fluffy little clouds and happy little trees?

Speaker 7 (57:42):
So I went to this bob Ross launch event because
he's gonna he launched, DA launched a video game with
him in the Fortnite, so there's like a bob Ross
video game. Anyway, they had a bob Ross certified instructor
who taught us how to do the happy little cloud
in the pretty little trees. And even though I was
having happy bad accidents that's when you screw up your painting,

(58:07):
it came out amazing and I'm so excited that I
now will have it on display next to the window
sill by my desk so you could all marvel. Because
I thought I was gonna because I never picked on
papers in my life. I thought it was gonna be
like a two out of ten. This thing is at
least a seven.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
You gotta see it.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
This beautiful forest.

Speaker 8 (58:27):
I saw it. You posted it, and your girlfriend had
one too, But that looked exactly alike. It's kind of
funny how that works?

Speaker 7 (58:33):
No, no, no, not paid by numbers. And we had
we were sitting next to each other. But I swear
to you, but they look exactly alike. They didn't do
it because you were doing the Bob Ross. Well, the
instructor taught us, like literally, step by step, blow by blow,
how to do it.

Speaker 19 (58:46):
You made I made that.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
I did that.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
I know, look at that.

Speaker 19 (58:50):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Serious.

Speaker 8 (58:52):
Well, I can't wait till you just play it here.
I can't believe. I can't wait un till someone breaks
in at night.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
And I thought, of all.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
People, Gandhi would appreciate I can I have it? Yeah, yeah,
he ain't giving that to you. Hey, uh, Froggy, what's
on your mind today?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
You know, usually it's me teaching Danielle things about the
iPhone and the Apple Watch, and I always have all
I always have to answer all Daniel's questions. But I
do want to point out that yesterday Danielle taught me
something about the Apple Watch that I did not know.
What should teach you If you cannot find your phone,
if you have your watch on your arm, you can
kind of push the button and you scan down to

(59:29):
the fine mind you ping it, it tells you how
many feet away your iPhone is, and as you walk
towards it, you see if you're getting closer or further away.

Speaker 19 (59:36):
It's so cool.

Speaker 10 (59:37):
It's like a hotter cold game.

Speaker 8 (59:41):
I tried it last night.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I would put my phone where across the house and
then I would ping it, and then I would walk
You're getting further and the chicken the color changes, it
gets green?

Speaker 8 (59:49):
Is it really close? It's so neat. It's a fun game.

Speaker 19 (59:51):
I was so excited when I found this feature.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
I was doing it all over the House's.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
I'm so stupid. So maybe an of the reason to
get an Apple Watch.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
I guess, Hey, Danielle, what's up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:00:05):
Are you guys following on Instagram? Hats on Cats? I'm
not okay?

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
Look out, Oh my god, it's Cats for the hat.

Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
The hats underscore on Underscore Cats Underscore, and all it
is is little knitted hats. They even have a little
football helmet on.

Speaker 19 (01:00:21):
This guy Easter Bunny ears.

Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
This one's a ladybug. And someone crochetes these little hats
and puts them on the cats.

Speaker 19 (01:00:28):
It's just so simple, but it makes me so happy.

Speaker 10 (01:00:31):
Every time a new picture pops up.

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
So are they updating it a lot? What do they
update it a lot?

Speaker 27 (01:00:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:00:37):
She updates it all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:00:38):
So whatever runs it seventeen hours ago? Cut updated? So
you know, follow hats on cats.

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
This is so much better than doom scrolling. I'm gonna
cats on a hat to scroll. Hey, Gandhi, No, not
at all, stop it cats with hats. What's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 13 (01:00:53):
Well, speaking of things that make us happy, I know
that it's been a crazy how many years I don't
even know a long time, and a lot of people
are feeling down about things. But researchers say that there
are two guaranteed ways to lift your spirits. I'm sure
there are a ton more, and people are going to
time in. But educating yourself on something new. So taking
a class and learning something and volunteering apparently are two

(01:01:14):
proven ways to turn your mood around and make yourself
feel better. So if you're in a slump, go take
a class or go volunteer. It'll make it feel better.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
You make it sounds so simple, and it seems like
it would work both of them.

Speaker 19 (01:01:24):
I think it does.

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
Speaking of learning new things, I mean scary as a
Bob Ross painting. Now you learned how to do.

Speaker 19 (01:01:31):
That, and I'm about to have it because he said
he'd give it to me.

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
He did say that he will not do it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
I promise you he is straight eight. What's up? Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:01:39):
I don't know, Gandhi. You may agree with me or
you may disagree with me. I have been lifting weights
since nineteen ninety four, when I was in high school.
Has Jim culture changed? People are just camping out on benches.
They are hogging dumbbells. They are using machines for things
that the machines aren't supposed to be used for.

Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
I cannot stand going to the gym anymore.

Speaker 12 (01:02:02):
Is it this new generation and they're just taking over
and they're pushing me out and doing whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
They want to do. It's so frustrating. You know what
drives me nuts is the ones, the guys who just
sit on a bench on their phone, on their.

Speaker 19 (01:02:19):
Fast That's what I was gonna say. That's what I
actually think it is. I don't think it's generational.

Speaker 13 (01:02:23):
I think it's the rise of social media because people
record themselves doing so much at the gym, so they
take ten times longer, and then they'll sit on a
machine and instead of hopping off between reps, they just
play on their phone. I'm like, if you don't get
off that squat press right now, because it charge me insane.

Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
I knowing a little bit about working out, you want
to get those sets in, not like right next to
one another, but back to back fast enough that it
actually does something. When somebody's taking five minutes in between sets,
you are doing nothing for your workout. So stay off
your phones, don't hog those weights, and don't use the
machines for things they're not supposed to be used for.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
People here, Hello, courteous, Well put Curtius, think of someone
other than yourself. And finally, our special guest on around
the room, Scottybe. Look at his on point eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Look at it.

Speaker 29 (01:03:09):
It's funny you say that because it was in the
bathroom before and one of them was sticking right up,
so I had to wet them and kind of smooth
them out.

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
Anyway, they look goods. So what's on your mind?

Speaker 29 (01:03:18):
Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have a get off
my lawn moment if you don't mind, Well, I mean,
I'm so tired today. I was woken up at twelve
thirty six this morning by the damn garbage truck. Why
are they allowed to come so early or so late
or whatever the hell it is. It's crazy, that's insane.
Last week they came at two ten, and I was like,

(01:03:38):
what's going on here? And then today they came at
twelve thirty six and I hear, you know, crushing and
smashing glass, and the guys are like, yo joe, and
it's like, it's twelve thirty in the morning. And of course,
you know, I'm such a light sleeper. A car door
down the block closes and I'm up the rest of
the night and I couldn't fall back asleep, and I
am so exhausted because of the garbage truck.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
Why are they allowed to do this?

Speaker 13 (01:04:00):
Well, don't you think that if they came later people
would bitch about that too, because now you're taking up
rush hour and you're you're causing more.

Speaker 29 (01:04:06):
Traffl Well, they generally come between like six and eight
in the morning, which is fine.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
That's a normal time.

Speaker 19 (01:04:10):
There's more traffic or something was going on.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
I live in a little town.

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
There's no traffic.

Speaker 10 (01:04:15):
Is crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
There's a lot of things going on that could be
affecting it too.

Speaker 29 (01:04:18):
Yeah, no, I don't care. They shouldn't be allowed plus
plus at that time. I'm sure they're getting crazy overtime.
So there goes my tax dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Oh no, here we go. Yeah, oh boy, Yeah, you know,
trash man, I pay yourn. Don't start that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
That's right, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
But I say, men and women who are rolling around
taking care of business, we appreciate you. I do appreciate it.

Speaker 29 (01:04:42):
Sometimes you get good garbage too. I see them take
cool stuff from people's You.

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
Know, you are such a weird dude, but it's always
good to have you as a special guest. Scotty b
As we went around the room, do you know that
when I was a little kid, is there more? Yeah?

Speaker 29 (01:04:55):
When I was a little kid, I used to a
garbage day. If I was off from school, I would
ride my bike and follow the garbage trucks all around
the neighborhood because I like to watch them crush things.

Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
If I was a garbage guy, I would take your
bike and throw it in the truck and it take that,
you know, right. I want to ask you something about relationships. Look,
either you're in a relationship all the way, or you
want to be single. But there's also that in between things,
the casual relationship. I met a couple over the weekend

(01:05:27):
and I it was wonderful how their relationship is very,
very casual. They're not going for everything. At the same time,
I don't think they're dating other people. I just think
I don't think they have time because of their careers whatever.
But there are a lot of people who actually like
it that way. And there are a lot of people
out there who don't understand how you can be in

(01:05:48):
a relationship and not be full throttle like you know,
but their friends are just totally against it. They can't
see how you can be that way. They think you
have to be all or nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:05:59):
But see if it's if it's working for them, then
it is nobody's business.

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
Yeah, I know exactly. But for instance, line twenty four.
Let's go to line twenty four. This is seven high seven.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
How you doing, good morning, Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
How are you doing very well?

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
So you've been with your boyfriend for four years now
and you consider it like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
A casual thing, right, yes, but we are exclusive?

Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
Okay, So now what how do you describe casual?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Exclusive?

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
We only see each other, we see each other maybe
twice a week. We've only had two sleepovers in the
four years we've been together. If I see him, I
see him. If I don't, I don't. We just it
just works right, and.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
You're totally convinced it's it's definitely, uh, you're just with
each other. It's monogamous.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Yes, absolutely, Okay, Well all right, so I mean do
you have any friends who are like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
Or what's wrong with him?

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
I mean do you have people here Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
Yeah talking about that, Like what are they say it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
They just think it's odd. They think we're just stuck
up each other all week and long. And even when
we lived the block away, I still like selling once
a week. And it started off because we have totally
opposite work schedules.

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
Right, So he's not your number one priority in your life.
He is, but you know, I don't know, well, as
long as it works for you. But see, there are
people listening to this right now going no, I don't know,
but you know why. It's because they're comparing it to
what they believe is what it should be.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
You know, it's exactly and I've had that.

Speaker 10 (01:07:38):
Yes, yes, would you be upset if he's if you
found out he was seeing somebody else.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Oh, I'd be curious.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
But look, if this once or twice thing a week,
this once or twice a week thing is working for you,
that's excellent. Yeah, you know, and I hope you guys
at least talk about it. You talk about the fact
that you do have a unique relationship and it's great
it's working out this way. And see what he says.
I'm interested to see, you know, And we do talk
about that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
We do talk about that he can go out and
do what he wants and I'm not blowing up his phone.
I'm not worried about where he is, and he doesn't
worry about what I'm doing. It's just it's great. I mean,
I've had that relationship where we're with each other all
the time and this is just it's nice.

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
Right there, you go, all right, seven, thank you for
listening to us. Go have a good day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Okay, thank you you too, Bye bye.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
See.

Speaker 8 (01:08:26):
You know, I see I have an interesting relationship with
Alex that people are questioning because we're only together like
four nights a week, sometimes three nights a week, and
it's just the way it works, and that's it's working
for us beautifully. We love it like this. As a
matter of fact, when we talk about moving in together,
I know we both stop and go ooh, I don't know.
Do we want to do that?

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
Hey. Line twenty one is Amy Beth calling from Harrisonburg, Virginia. Hello,
Amy Beth. How you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
I am well?

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
Hell all, y'all we're doing okay.

Speaker 8 (01:08:55):
So you've been in casual relationships and they work for you,
I mean, are you in a relationship currently?

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 18 (01:09:02):
Currently.

Speaker 32 (01:09:03):
I've decided to spend time working on myself and not
worrying about anyone else.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
Oh yeah, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:09:07):
I love hearing that. So even if like the perfect
person arrived on your doorstep today, you would still go,
I'm still got me. I got to work on my
stuff for now.

Speaker 32 (01:09:18):
Unfortunately, I have to say that's true. I probably would,
But you know, it's what you put into a situation
that makes the relationships. So if I'm not ready to
put myself into it and I'm not invested in it
and it doesn't go anywhere, well yeah, that's on me.
But this doesn't mean I'm any less interested in what
I'm dealing with at the time.

Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
How do you respond to people who say the following, Well,
if the right person came along, it would be a
different story, but obviously they haven't.

Speaker 32 (01:09:45):
I mean, well, I have been married, I have lived
with people, and I have been in casual relationship, and
I don't think that any one of them is better
than the other.

Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
I tell them that.

Speaker 28 (01:09:58):
If that right person does come along and I know it, well,
maybe the.

Speaker 32 (01:10:02):
Dynamic will change at that point, but currently that hasn't
happened yet.

Speaker 8 (01:10:06):
There you go. You know what, It's just really funny
how everyone's so quick to judge without thinking it through.
And someone just said a text this says, relationships with
integrity don't need definition. I think that's really well put.

Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
Yes, I agree, I agree.

Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
We hear more and more from people who say they're
married but they don't sleep in the same room or
the same bed. They need their space, and they are
saying that the relationship is working because they're not forcing
the relationship that people are expecting them to have.

Speaker 10 (01:10:32):
My husband would like to do that just because of
my snoring.

Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
There you go, okay, but you know what, that's that's
one reason why people don't sleep together because it's snoring.
There's nothing wrong with that. Now, now let me ask
you this, Danielle. What if Sheldon said I want to
propose something to you, why don't we have separate bedrooms?
Would you what would you do? What would you say?

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:10:50):
I get it because I know he doesn't get such
a great night's sleep because of my snoring, but I
would miss him be next to me all night.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
You know, Yeah, I get that, all right, Amy Beth,
thanks for listening and thanks for for sharing your story.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Absolutely.

Speaker 32 (01:11:05):
Have a great day everyone, you too.

Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
Jordan online three a different way of looking at it,
but this is real, Jordan uh says, too jealous for
a casual, casual relationship? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
So I try not to think of myself as life
territorial or anything like that, But I mean, I'm a leo,
so what's mine is mine? I make up so not
to shoot my own horn, but like I'm enough, So
if I'm not enough for us to just be like

(01:11:38):
exclusively together, then I mean I support whoever wants to
have a casual relationship. Just that's not my cup of tea.

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
And gotcha.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Yeah, now you're not alone.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
There's a lot of people know it's all or nothing,
like like I'm not a lot of people are living
a life and maybe you too, Jordan. Like, if I'm
going to invest myself into you, you better invest yourself
into me. And we are exclusive and if you know,
if you have time time away from work or whatever,
I want you to put me first. I want to
be that number one in your life. And that is

(01:12:08):
that is not the definition of a casual relationship, I
don't think. But that's cool, okay, Jordan, And just know
you know you're not alone. A lot of people look
at it like that.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
Absolutely.

Speaker 26 (01:12:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:17):
Right, wait till you hear this next call. I'm kind
of curious about line seven. We're about to go to Jordan.
Thank you very much. Jessica is online seven not in
a casual relationship. But you're saying you don't recommend it.

Speaker 20 (01:12:29):
No, I actually don't talk about it. So I've been
in a relationship for a very long time and we
transitioned into a casual relationship just because the guy felt
like there was too much pressure going on. And I
actually disagree. I feel that if you think that you
can't be in a serious relationship and you want them
to casual, it's because you want to be able to

(01:12:51):
have freedom, and in regards to sleeping in separate beds
or being in separate rooms, then.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Just look for a room.

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
You're saying, I feel so you're saying your relationship was
that you were staying in the same bed and now
you're not, and you're saying it was a mistake for
you to go that direction.

Speaker 20 (01:13:10):
Correct, Because I feel like a couple, a real couple
who build a good foundation, shouldn't have casual unless it's
somebody who tried the marriage, has the kids, done it all,
and just wants a companion, like a temporary companion, just
to have somebody on call.

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
Wow. Okay, keep in mind, though you know there were
different there may be different definitions of casual rolling around
in people's minds right now. I'm not talking about a
casual where it's so casual you can date other people
or see other people. I'm just saying it's it's it's
not the norm that we that we usually.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Right.

Speaker 20 (01:13:44):
I agree, But I feel like casual allows the definition
and allows the privilege for either party to do whatever
they want. Because that's a definition of casual. There's no
worry nobody is required to check in on anybody and
you could have a serious, normal relationship and not call
them every day and see where they are on an
hourly basis. You can call them if you have something

(01:14:05):
going on in your life where you're employed all day
and you're doing something actively, or your parent. You don't
have to call the other party and be like, what
are you doing every hour of the day? Serious relationship
as well.

Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
I will tell you so. I don't know if you
guys notice, but several people have texted in saying, oh
my god, what Elvis, You and Alex don't live together? No,
we don't, not seven days a week. We are together
three or four nights a week. And there are a
lot of people are that don't really understand that. I mean,
what do you think of that? Do you think I
can I can have a successful relationship and only be
with them three or four nights a week.

Speaker 20 (01:14:36):
Absolutely, because there's a lot of marriages that are like
that right now. There's women and men that work overnight.
They don't see their husband or their wife throughout the night.
They see them as shift changing, and they probably share
one or two three days of the week at home together.
So that's as equivalent to you not being with your
partner seven days of the week.

Speaker 15 (01:14:57):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (01:14:58):
Look, thank you for sharing that, and you have a
great day. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (01:15:03):
Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
You and your last boyfriend you were, you were casual?

Speaker 19 (01:15:07):
Right, Yeah, I.

Speaker 13 (01:15:07):
Wouldn't even have called him a boyfriend, the one that
I was dating when I first moved here. I mean
it was very casual. We knew that there was an
end to it. I lived here, he lived somewhere else,
and he went.

Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
Off to a place that's a little different then. I guess.
I guess there's a whole spectrum of casual, the far left,
the far right right. But your new guy you're with now,
you don't consider casual.

Speaker 13 (01:15:26):
No, I would definitely say that serious. But everyone has
their opinion on Oh my gosh, he lives in a
different state.

Speaker 19 (01:15:32):
Are you guys going to live together? You have to,
he has to move.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
No.

Speaker 19 (01:15:34):
Why we're good?

Speaker 11 (01:15:36):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:15:36):
We see each other a lot, We do too much things.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Different things work for different people. Some tackle if they
were together all the time, it would make it worse.
It's almost better that you have.

Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
I am that purple days here and off right.

Speaker 13 (01:15:49):
I don't like twenty four to seven. I feel like,
living with my last boyfriend ruined our relationships, so I
don't know that I want to do that again.

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
So you've had to talk with your current boyfriend and
you guys understand that you are just with each other.
That's great, and the thing is here and I know this.
I can be with Alex for two weeks every night
for on vacation and we get along fine. So I'm like, Okay,
I think we could do this. Okay, Mariam, all.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Can I start my day with you in the morning show? Now,
mister ran in the morning.

Speaker 33 (01:16:29):
Showy Diamond, just give me someone fun? Can you get
me someone fun called diamond, but only called if your fun.
I have a contest that cannot be lost.

Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
You cannot lose. That's nice.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
I'll try it out on Danielle. It's the homophonic spelling beat.
Do you know what a homophone is?

Speaker 10 (01:16:55):
I have no idea, must say, what's a homophone?

Speaker 8 (01:16:58):
Words that sound the same but have different meanings, ah
and quite often different spellings.

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Okay, you cannot lose.

Speaker 8 (01:17:08):
Okay, Okay, I'm gonna give you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
But you have to focus.

Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
Okay, you have to focus and you're to get into
my mind because I'm gonna say a word that has
different meanings and it could be spelled differently depending on
the meaning. Okay, the word need need spell the need
I'm thinking.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
Of n E ed No. I was thinking.

Speaker 8 (01:17:32):
Need is a bread and k n e a d.

Speaker 19 (01:17:37):
That I can't lose what.

Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
I thought fire winner, I don't think. What's that scary?
I like this homophone game.

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
Oh, you're making fun because I called it a homophone homophone.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
That's more fun when you say homopun.

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
The homophone a homophone is. But it's right here in
my pocket, apple, My phone is a homophone.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Phone.

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
Oh god, uh, I.

Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
Hit the emergency button.

Speaker 32 (01:18:14):
Hold on?

Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
Do you ever hit the button like so many times
an emergency call and it starts counting down? They're going
to call it starts going on what happened?

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
Do they call you?

Speaker 13 (01:18:24):
They call you back if you don't answer, or if
you just let it keep going, because I've done that
a couple of times.

Speaker 19 (01:18:29):
Nine to one one literally calls you back and says,
are you okay?

Speaker 16 (01:18:32):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:18:32):
My mom's wearing a heart monitor right now for some
test right, so she has to have a phone near
her because that's what monitors in since she puts it
in her back pocket and sits on it, and so
it's like, are you having an episode? Would you like
to track it? Because she sat on the buttons, like, mom,
how are you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:18:49):
She's but dialing? Yes, she is right, but we have
someone to have someone fun? Oh, we have someone fun.
Security of music for this, I do number one. Okay,
it's now time for homophonic fun. Let's go talk to Nicole. Hi, Nicole, Hello,
wouldn you love to play a game where you're guaranteed
to win?

Speaker 15 (01:19:10):
I would absolutely love to play a game where I'm
guaranteed to win.

Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
Well, welcome to homophonic fun. I just don't know if
I'm saying it correctly.

Speaker 19 (01:19:19):
I think you're fine.

Speaker 8 (01:19:20):
Again, the homophone is my cell phone. But this is full,
this is full of homo fun.

Speaker 7 (01:19:27):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:19:27):
So I'm gonna give you a word, homophonic word, and
you got to tell me how to spell it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Okay, ready, ready too.

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
T o oh that's what I was thinking of.

Speaker 8 (01:19:42):
It could have been t o or t w h.

Speaker 10 (01:19:46):
She got it, she said, sorry, I'm not as a right.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
Here's another win made made.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
M a t That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 8 (01:19:59):
Right now here's a tricky one there o t h
E r E. No, I'm mistaking t h e y
apostrophe r e.

Speaker 10 (01:20:11):
Yeah, nobody thinks that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
All right, I get the next one I did.

Speaker 8 (01:20:18):
They're there and there all right, right, focus, focus, focus,
get into my brain and spell great the way I'm
spelling it. The word great.

Speaker 15 (01:20:29):
Okay, great, like I'm doing really great at this game.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
G r.

Speaker 8 (01:20:37):
A T yes, great.

Speaker 10 (01:20:40):
Really see knowing you, I thought you would have been
talking about the cheese one.

Speaker 8 (01:20:44):
Yeah, great, g r A T E or the great
that's all like over a whole.

Speaker 10 (01:20:49):
That's true. That's another one.

Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
All right, So you have two correct and one and
three three correct. Okay, here's another one.

Speaker 15 (01:21:00):
I okay, this is the trick one you've given me yet,
but I think I.

Speaker 8 (01:21:08):
Yes, that's great. Hey, Nicole, by the way, isn't a
car full of teachers?

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:21:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:21:19):
You know you on speakerphone because I know that that
could sometimes make it hard for you guise to hear.

Speaker 8 (01:21:25):
But you can feel free to turn around and ask
for help. Because now the new word is meat. Meat Okay, okay,
hold on, think about it closely. Which meat is the
gay radio host thinking?

Speaker 18 (01:21:39):
Okay, So what do you think you're thinking up?

Speaker 34 (01:21:45):
We say m e A T.

Speaker 8 (01:21:49):
Oh, my gosh, you're sweeping. You're sweeping.

Speaker 7 (01:21:51):
It could have been m e e T, but it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
P e n I S.

Speaker 8 (01:21:58):
No danielle e T for some e A T. Let's
move on here we go focus now, because this could
be spelled different ways. I want you to spell it
the way I'm thinking of.

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
So the word is so.

Speaker 15 (01:22:15):
So okay, I'm going to go with s O W.

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
So that's oh, that's sow.

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
Were you thinking of? You were thinking of s e W?

Speaker 15 (01:22:32):
Oh my gosh, not tell my students.

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
Well hold on, okay, hold on everyone, hold on. Can
s O W B so?

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:22:38):
Like I think it's like, so your oats type of sewing.

Speaker 8 (01:22:41):
Well, that would be s e W, wouldn't it. I
don't know, I'll look it up. No, No, she's always right,
there's three. She's always the student that sits at the
front of the.

Speaker 10 (01:22:53):
Classroom and we always make fun of pas I.

Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
If s O W could have been correct, it wasn't there,
but you still we're thinking of it. Okay, we have
two more to go.

Speaker 16 (01:23:03):
All right.

Speaker 15 (01:23:04):
That's just shows how domestic I am.

Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
Okay, here we go, night.

Speaker 22 (01:23:10):
Night.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
Okay, I'm gonna go with m I g HG No.

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
Sorry, I was thinking night isn't shining armor? M Yeah,
all right, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
He doesn't tell me that the.

Speaker 10 (01:23:30):
Teachers are yelling at her.

Speaker 7 (01:23:31):
This is the dumbest game, this game. You use it
a sentence.

Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
I'm gonna give you one more Okay, what is she
up to? Well, it's around forty dollars, it's it's been
back and forth. All right, one more word? Okay, as
we play homophonic spelling Bee.

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Rain Rain, Okay, be careful.

Speaker 15 (01:24:00):
I know this is This is tough because I'm thinking
of who I'm talking to, and I'm like, okay, Rain,
you like Queen so very good, very good.

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
You're on the right track than Okay, Rain.

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Lady Gaga, rain on me.

Speaker 15 (01:24:12):
But okay, we'll go with Rain like the royalty.

Speaker 20 (01:24:15):
Keep help me out here.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
Can you spell rain is royalty?

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Yes?

Speaker 24 (01:24:19):
R E I ge e N whoa hell.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
R E I g N.

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
That is correct, Rain, I like you said. It could
be like rain is in Queen or it give me
rain on me as in Gaga.

Speaker 15 (01:24:47):
I know I know my audience here, all right, So
Nate isn't for.

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
Me that you just won fifty dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
Who thanks for playing ham a funn spelling bee.

Speaker 19 (01:25:01):
Let's do again.

Speaker 8 (01:25:02):
We're never going to do that ever again.

Speaker 11 (01:25:05):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (01:25:05):
Hey, So, how many teachers? How many teachers are in
the car with you, Nicole?

Speaker 15 (01:25:10):
Three other teachers and listening to everything the morning?

Speaker 8 (01:25:13):
I love that you. Please give them our best. We
love our we love our educators, we love our teachers.
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (01:25:19):
I will we lovett.

Speaker 8 (01:25:21):
You don't teach spelling?

Speaker 21 (01:25:23):
Do you?

Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
By chance?

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Maybe I'll do a spelling be today on the radio.

Speaker 8 (01:25:28):
Thank you, Nicole, Thank you. Wats that scary, Elvis?

Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
Your homophone is ringing?

Speaker 8 (01:25:33):
Okay? Should I get that?

Speaker 16 (01:25:35):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:25:35):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Hello, thanks for calling the homophone. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
Hello Hello.

Speaker 8 (01:25:46):
Listening to us on delay? There's a delayed homophone. Hello Hello.
This is what we call a failure of a car
A hold on.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
Hello, thanks for calling the homophone.

Speaker 8 (01:26:03):
Hello, My Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Is this?

Speaker 31 (01:26:07):
Uh Elvis?

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:26:11):
It really is?

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
This is actually Jonathan?

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (01:26:16):
Jonathan, Hey, I just picked up your phone at random.
It's like it's happenstance, as they call it. Really scary
spell happenstance, happenstance h.

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
A P p E n S t A n c
E sounds good. Yes, So Jonathan, what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
I have to do my shift.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
I do like part time with lift.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
So I oh good. You sound very hesitant being on
the phone with this because you don't know what it's
about to happen. It's about to play another round of
homophonic spell here spell flower, but spelled flower in the
way I'm thinking of flower.

Speaker 27 (01:27:00):
L L W E R.

Speaker 16 (01:27:01):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:03):
It could have been flower, but you spelled flower.

Speaker 32 (01:27:08):
All you are.

Speaker 8 (01:27:09):
Oh you know you get the right one. Okay, I'm
gonna give you one more. The word is wood.

Speaker 7 (01:27:16):
W I was spelling. I was spelling it w O
U l t.

Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
Okay, okay, one more?

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
One more by.

Speaker 8 (01:27:26):
B oh wow b y e b y e. Absolutely
as in, please hold how much money to Jonathan? Just
win whenever you want to give him al all right,
all right, money on the way, Thanks for listening, Thanks
for playing a homophonic spelling be that was just a

(01:27:47):
barrel of monkeys, wasn't it?

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:27:53):
Well, okay, I think I enjoyed that.

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Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Dan in the Morning. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:28:39):
You know Nate is famous for his old man like
dad joke to his old timey words. Yeah, that's just
the fact that I said old timey sounds like something
he would say.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Yeah, dag Navii, Nate adad joke last night. Oh there
was a great one.

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
What dad joke did he send you last night? I
want to hear. Oh, Froggy, I think should do it.
His delivery is gonna be way better than mine. Okay,
So I asked the question is let me find the
joke here?

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
It is?

Speaker 8 (01:29:09):
What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
What?

Speaker 28 (01:29:13):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:29:14):
But no, no, no, such an old dad and new joke.
All right, So anyway, what was the new one that
came over the text?

Speaker 7 (01:29:27):
Froggy?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
What kind of doctor is doctor Pepper?

Speaker 8 (01:29:31):
What kind of doctor is doctor Pepper? He's a physician. Hey,
why did the football coach go to the bank? Why
to get his quarterback? It's time for that joke. Why
can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted?

Speaker 16 (01:29:54):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (01:29:54):
Oil air used to be free at the gas station.
Now it costs two fifty. I wantn't know why? Fine inflation?

Speaker 28 (01:30:06):
You do?

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
The whole point of dad jokes is there's supposed to
be like, Oh god, Dad.

Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
Groaners. Line twenty three is Amber up in beautiful Saratoga,
New York. What a beautiful town you live in?

Speaker 35 (01:30:18):
Amber.

Speaker 8 (01:30:18):
I love Saratoga.

Speaker 10 (01:30:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:30:21):
It is amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:30:22):
It is amazing, Amber. Give me my give me my
dad joke.

Speaker 18 (01:30:26):
What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
Why?

Speaker 18 (01:30:31):
A pork chop?

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
Pork chop? Thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
Amber. Line twenty four is China down in Melbourne, Florida.
Hello China, Hi, come on, give me a dad joke.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Okay, did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
Really?

Speaker 15 (01:30:50):
Really?

Speaker 22 (01:30:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:30:51):
Apparently it runs in our jeans?

Speaker 7 (01:30:56):
Oh god, Hi, China, thank you you. We will now.

Speaker 30 (01:31:03):
Line twenty two, Nikki from Alabama? How's everything in saying
to Alabama doing?

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
It's great?

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (01:31:11):
We're doing okay? But we need a dad joke?

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Nikki, go ahead, Oh I got it?

Speaker 35 (01:31:16):
What does a part?

Speaker 15 (01:31:17):
What kind of pirate? Oh god?

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
What kind of movie does a.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Pirate like to watch?

Speaker 30 (01:31:23):
What kind of movie does a pirate like to watch?
Thank you, Nikki, you're you're our dad of the day.

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:33):
Pull on one second.

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
I just love dad jokes.

Speaker 10 (01:31:36):
My dad would have been loving this segment. He would
have been texting me right now, Dreddy, this is fantastic.

Speaker 19 (01:31:44):
My dad is not listening because he would try to contribute.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Yeah, well that's the whole point, is your dad? Yeah, Frog,
I'm really concerned about the calendar. Why is that because
it's days are numbered?

Speaker 19 (01:32:00):
Attack over there?

Speaker 8 (01:32:03):
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? No, he just
wanted a little more space.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Can't follow Will Smith in the snow? How you just
look for the fresh Prince? These are good ones good,
these are great.

Speaker 8 (01:32:26):
I mean they're so bad they're supposed to be bad, right, Yeah,
come on, Nate, give me a dad joke. Here's a
dad in the room.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:32:35):
Why couldn't the bicycles stand up by itself? How come
it was too tired? What did the ocean say to
the beach?

Speaker 28 (01:32:47):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:32:48):
Nothing? It just waved? Why was six afraid of seven?

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Why?

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
Why? Because seven?

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Eight?

Speaker 6 (01:32:59):
Nine?

Speaker 8 (01:33:03):
Okay, we're done? Ok Wait? Wait?

Speaker 28 (01:33:06):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (01:33:06):
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:33:09):
Pointless? What did one wall say to the other?

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
What? What?

Speaker 8 (01:33:16):
I'll meet you at the corner?

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
I got one.

Speaker 8 (01:33:20):
Where do you learn to make a banana split?

Speaker 16 (01:33:23):
Where?

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
Where Sunday school?

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:33:30):
God, dad jokes?

Speaker 12 (01:33:34):
Very?

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
I know?

Speaker 8 (01:33:35):
Because they're supposed to be stupid, They're to be dad.
We're not dead. Garrett had one. Why didn't the melons
get married? Why because they cantelope?

Speaker 19 (01:33:46):
I do have one? What's brown and sticky?

Speaker 7 (01:33:51):
What a stick.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Lot it?

Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
Okay? What did the egg say when it got turned up?
But I'm lit?

Speaker 10 (01:34:06):
Where I had?

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Guys?

Speaker 8 (01:34:08):
Okay? I get it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:09):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:11):
How people are texting them in? How do you organize
a space party?

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (01:34:25):
I'm sorry, I lost it. I hate this texting system.
This texting system is the worst in the world. Why
should you knock before opening the fridge?

Speaker 7 (01:34:35):
Why?

Speaker 8 (01:34:36):
Why because there could be a salad dressing in there.

Speaker 7 (01:34:43):
I gotta go, all right, Hey, what do you call
it when a snowman throws a tantrum? What a meltdown?

Speaker 8 (01:34:57):
Okay? Type of phone does the turtle use? I don't care,
we don't, I don't, we don't want to know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:13):
How do you organize a space party?

Speaker 7 (01:35:16):
You planet? That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:20):
We're done. Why are you laughing?

Speaker 15 (01:35:27):
Frog?

Speaker 10 (01:35:28):
He joke about the dressing?

Speaker 26 (01:35:30):
That stupid?

Speaker 8 (01:35:33):
I love They're all stupid. That's the point, right, I mean,
that's the point of a dad joke.

Speaker 7 (01:35:37):
Stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:35:38):
It's like, oh Dad, it's embarrassing. It's like your dad out,
like mowing the yard and Bermuda shorts with black socks
and sandals. It's that's that's something that gandhis dad would do,
probably totally.

Speaker 19 (01:35:49):
His little new balances and his socks hyped up almost
to the knee.

Speaker 8 (01:35:53):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Wait.

Speaker 10 (01:35:54):
One day we were down in Wildwood, New Jersey, and
my mom and I were waiting for my dad to arrive.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
He gets there.

Speaker 10 (01:36:01):
She's looking out of the window at the hotel and
she goes daddy, come over here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Just look at that.

Speaker 19 (01:36:06):
She goes, this is what he's wearing.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 10 (01:36:10):
It doesn't even match? I'm so embarrassed. So yeah, I'll
always remember going, oh, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 19 (01:36:16):
Mom, totally, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:36:17):
But I got to tell you know that there are
days I leave the house and Alex is like, you're
gonna wear that? Really?

Speaker 28 (01:36:21):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:36:21):
Yeah it's comfortable, you know, so I can see how
you could fall into a wardrobe of disrepair, which I'm doing.
Remember me, I mean, gosh, a couple of years ago,
I was wearing all the fabulous clothes. I'm yeah, he's
dressing like an eighteen year old and people looked at
me like, what are you doing? Old man dressing? And
now dress like an old man.

Speaker 10 (01:36:42):
No, you don't know, Yes I.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
Do, Oh I do. I'm comfying.

Speaker 7 (01:36:45):
I'm all good.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (01:36:46):
You know, I was talking to a friend the other day.
She said she's having one of those days. She says,
you know what, I'm gonna go out after work and
just get a drink. I said, oh, really, who you're
going with? She said, no, no, no, I don't want
to go with anyone. I'm just gonna go to the bar.
I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:36:57):
Have a drink, she said.

Speaker 8 (01:36:59):
She said, I don't get it. I talked to her
the next day. Can't a girl just have a drink
in peace? No one, they said, No one would leave
her alone. The people kept bothering her, guys or trying
to hair her up, and totally, Oh, man, if you're
if you're a woman, can't you go out to a
bar and just sit there and have a nice, quiet
drink on your own?

Speaker 19 (01:37:17):
No, huh, by yourself. That never happened.

Speaker 13 (01:37:19):
Now, if people see a single woman at a bar,
they just assume that she's either been stood up on
a date or she's having a bad day and desperately
needs them to come over and cheer her up.

Speaker 19 (01:37:30):
You can't do it. It's such a pain in the butt. Women.
If you want to drink alone, you got to do
it at your apartment.

Speaker 10 (01:37:34):
In your house, right or the library. Yeah, nobody drinks
at the library.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:37:41):
Yeah, you want to get a cocktail at the library.
But yeah, I just I was thinking about that about
how you know, if you're a woman, you just want
to get a just want to have a drink. Can't
a girl, just get a drink, leave me alone and
talk to me. Start stop making assumptions. Those are also
the same people who say, hey, can't why don't you smile?

Speaker 7 (01:37:57):
Shut up?

Speaker 8 (01:37:58):
Don't tell me to smile. Yeah, thanks for controlling my
life anyway. So if you see someone out by themselves,
there's a good chance they don't want to hear from you.
No offense, just leave alone exactly. Uh So, anyway, can't
a girl just get a drink? I love that question.

Speaker 16 (01:38:15):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:38:17):
Also, you know what we're talking about secrets? Companies have
that and they don't tell you. For instance, when you
call customer service, they put you on hold, you hear music,
they can sometimes still hear you. That's crazy and it's
good to know they know, but they don't tell you this.
It's like their secret. What other secrets were we learning?
Like kickbacks for doctors and yeah, hospitals.

Speaker 13 (01:38:38):
And so they're saying doctors that some hospitals are rewarded
for how many patients they turn over to surgery. So
always get a second surgical opinion from a different medical
group if it sounds a little bit extreme for what
your problem is.

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:38:52):
Interesting, they have all kinds of stuff. I know, in Target.
Did you mention this?

Speaker 19 (01:38:57):
Nope, not yet.

Speaker 8 (01:38:59):
If you hear an employee say hard lines for over
their walkie talkie, put everything you're stealing back, that's their code.

Speaker 7 (01:39:07):
Is that true a pair?

Speaker 13 (01:39:10):
I don't work at Target, but I would love it
if somebody told us. They also say that Walmart diamonds
and Tiffany diamonds are mine from the exact same place.
So when you go to Tiffany to buy a diamond,
what you're paying for is not actually a better diamond.
It's just the Tiffany experience and the box and saying
that it's from Tiffany, but that diamond is the same
if you get a home from Walmart or from them.

Speaker 10 (01:39:30):
Here's what I tell you to do. You get a
regular diamond from somewhere else, and you can go on
Poshmark and just get a Tiffany box and then you
can present it to the bars.

Speaker 19 (01:39:42):
Until they go to take it back.

Speaker 8 (01:39:44):
A minute. See they say the best day to get
a TV at best Buy is a couple of days
after the Super Bowl. Well, people actually buy them and
then return them. Did you know that No people still
did that? I thought that those were Can they still
do that? You can't take a TV back, can you.

Speaker 21 (01:40:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:01):
I don't know what else. Bath and Bodyworks employees required
to break candles and wallflowers and flowers you return to
the store before disposing them because of dumpster divers.

Speaker 19 (01:40:11):
Nonsense. That's such trash. I hate that. No pun intended.

Speaker 13 (01:40:15):
They also say that banks specifically will reorganize your transactions
so that you do overdraft. So if there was one
you might have made, they'll make sure that the more
expensive one gets taken first so that you get those
overdraft fees. So always call and fight with the bangabellty.

Speaker 26 (01:40:30):
That is not cool.

Speaker 19 (01:40:32):
That's so sketchy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Yeah, what else?

Speaker 8 (01:40:35):
God, I'm sure you can text in if you want,
if you have like top secret things at your company.
I want to hear these things. We need to be educated.
We have our things that we lie about. In radio.
We do, of course, when I do when they do
the weather and they tell you, well, right now at
Sunnyside it's forty three, forty three, and in Belleville it's

(01:40:57):
forty two. We don't have thermometers in all these towns.

Speaker 19 (01:40:59):
No, No, it's all the same.

Speaker 8 (01:41:02):
A bunch of lies, A bunch of lies, call a
prom question a song. Yeah, yeah, we'll get that on
for you. Okay, there's a lie.

Speaker 7 (01:41:12):
We did.

Speaker 10 (01:41:13):
Used to have to keep a tally of how many
song times as certain songs were requested.

Speaker 7 (01:41:18):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 8 (01:41:19):
They would add that to the research and figure out
how many times they were going to play it every hour.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Yeah yeah, frog. Well, I used to work in Tampa.
The station, of course, you remember, it was called the
Power Pig. We would give the temperatures, but and we
always closed out the weather with but on your radio,
it's sixty nine. At the Power Pig. It was always
sixty nine, no matter. I don't care if it was
one hundred degrees outside or if it was twenty. It
was always sixty nine on the radio. That radio station
was hilarious.

Speaker 8 (01:41:43):
It was fun. They had people that worked there named
one guy Booger yep. And they had the other names
of the people the boner Boner.

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
We had a guy name His first name was Harden
and his last name was long hard and long Harden law.

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
It was aweez. I got Joe from Target. He's gonna
let us know if we're right about this top secret
shoplifting thing on the radio. Hey Joe, how you doing well,
first of all, we're huge fans of Target and we
having you on is like having Royalty on our show.
So thanks for calling. Yeah some of the is that
true about if you hear someone say a hardline or four,

(01:42:21):
I mean someone's stealing something from Target?

Speaker 28 (01:42:24):
Yes, hard lines four is actually a code for AP
Assets Protection to go on to channel four of the
walkie talkie and you tell them where you're seeing the
person possibly stealing materials.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Wow.

Speaker 28 (01:42:39):
I used to work at Target. I don't work there anymore,
so that's why I'm able to tell you guys this,
But that is that is the code for hardline four.

Speaker 8 (01:42:47):
Is somebody's doing okay, So if you hear that, bring
it back?

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:42:53):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:42:54):
Now do you have other codes too or that the
only one you can think of?

Speaker 28 (01:42:57):
Hardlines four is the only one for any kind of stealing.

Speaker 35 (01:43:00):
Of course, we have the amper alerts and stuff like
that too, like if somebody was missing a child.

Speaker 28 (01:43:07):
Uh man, it's been so long, I can't remember the
code for that one. Honestly, we never really had it
in our I used to work at the one in Rockway,
New Jersey, so I don't remember the code.

Speaker 10 (01:43:21):
Marshalls with my kid yeah, you left your kid in
the martiall yes, And I had to tell them and
they they said code something and they locked down all
the doors until you find your kid.

Speaker 8 (01:43:30):
It's a code brown when kids poop on the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
Is that brown? That?

Speaker 35 (01:43:36):
I've never heard, but we probably did have something for
uh clean up. Usually we would just say clean up
an aisle whatever, bring them up and stuff like that,
never really specify exactly what it was.

Speaker 15 (01:43:52):
Possibly.

Speaker 8 (01:43:53):
Well, thank you, Joe, But you know, if you hear
a code brown, watch your step. You know what I'm saying. Oh,
have a great day. Thanks for listening to a Cheryl.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:44:01):
Victoria's Secret? Do they Victoria's Secret? They really cut up
their bras and underwear?

Speaker 4 (01:44:06):
They sure do.

Speaker 34 (01:44:07):
If they're returned and we can't do anything with them,
then we have to cut them up and dispose of
them so that dumpster divers can't take them.

Speaker 13 (01:44:15):
Yeah, let the dumpster divers have them. If you're diving
in a dumpster for underwear, might you need it?

Speaker 7 (01:44:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Why don't you?

Speaker 34 (01:44:25):
That was always my thought. But I have to tell
you the best part of cutting up some of those
bras was seeing what was inside those those big pushed up.

Speaker 21 (01:44:33):
One Okay, they're going to answer that now.

Speaker 8 (01:44:39):
Thanks for listening to Cheryl. You go have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Okay, thank you you too, bybye.

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
Guy.

Speaker 8 (01:44:44):
I guess I'm not gonna go dumpster diving for panties today.

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
Haha, laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Funny Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:44:57):
It's so weird. You know, it's so obvious that we
have this universal connection that we truly cannot explain. Our
energy is connected. We're connected piece of stars to the ocean,
the waves, the whatever. I don't know. I just know
it's the same as you know, if you work in
an emergency room at a hospital, you know that on
a full moon night you're gonna have a full house

(01:45:19):
because everyone goes a little nutty and ends up in
the emergency room with a light bulb up their butt
or whatever. I don't know what. So last night I
was having these crazy dreams, wild dreams. It was a
restless night, and in the middle of the night, look,
Alex likes to mess around with me, and you know,

(01:45:40):
he's just a prankster whatever. In the middle of the night,
I guess he went he got up to go to
the bathroom and he was coming back and he started
like hugging me and like tickling me. And then I'm like,
gotta get off of me, go to bed.

Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
So he went to bed.

Speaker 8 (01:45:52):
Come to find out later he never got up in
the middle of the night. Someone someone was like diddling
with me. Oh well, not in that way, but it was.
It was as real as real could be. I was
hugged by a person last night in my bed.

Speaker 10 (01:46:07):
Don't people say they've had sex with ghosts? So maybe
this was a hockey ghost.

Speaker 8 (01:46:11):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I don't know.
So I'm convinced someone was visiting me in my sleepless life.

Speaker 7 (01:46:19):
Wow, it's e.

Speaker 19 (01:46:21):
Was it like a nice, warm feeling hug or were
you kind of creeped out by it?

Speaker 8 (01:46:25):
No, it was more of like a you know, it
was like like a prankster thing. It was more like
a hey, I'm like get off of me. Go oh wow,
so weird. And then Danielle went for a bike ride
with her or was out with her kid. Yest night.

Speaker 7 (01:46:38):
What did you see?

Speaker 10 (01:46:38):
So we were driving the soccer practice Preston and I
and we both look at each other at the same time,
and I go, did you just see that? And he
said yeah, And I goes, was that a real person?
He goes, I don't think so. It was this weird
person with a white like their face was so white,
driving a bicycle over a grassy hill. And I said,

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first of all, you don't ride a bike over there,
and second of all, that's not a human. And he's like, oh,
I totally agree with you. He goes, that was so weird.
So I am convinced we saw a ghost.

Speaker 8 (01:47:10):
So, Danielle, are we convinced that last night was the
night that they are trying to reach out to us?
Maybe someone's out there trying to reach out to us
and make connection. I'm telling you right now, it's as
real as real convened. It's never happened to you. You
don't believe it. I get it. I understand all right.
Any nay sayers on the show.

Speaker 13 (01:47:28):
Oh no, I fully believe you guys are being visited
by ghosts and it's freaking me out.

Speaker 8 (01:47:31):
But of course Nate doesn't believe it. Oh well, listen,
who was probed by an alien one?

Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
Actually?

Speaker 12 (01:47:36):
True, you guys didn't have any sort of substances. You
didn't have any waxes lemonade or.

Speaker 10 (01:47:42):
Anything like my twelve year old son had wax his lemonade.

Speaker 8 (01:47:47):
You're none, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 28 (01:47:48):
No no.

Speaker 8 (01:47:49):
We had a quiet night and went to bed. No no, no, no.
I'm telling you there was someone visiting me in my
sleep last night. I'm telling you there was someone dead
driving a bicycle in front Yellen her Son telling you creepy.
All right, all right, don't believe if you don't want it,
that's okay, fine, Look at for I believe you're not
saying a word frog.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
Hold on, I'm not doubting you at all, and I'm
not doubting either one of you. No, I really am not.

Speaker 10 (01:48:12):
You know who would doubt this. My husband, he doesn't
believe any of this stuff. He doesn't want to hear
what he doesn't believe. I'm like, whatever you have to.
My mother said, when she dies, she is going to
haunt the hell out of him so that he finally believes.

Speaker 8 (01:48:26):
Well, you know, here's the thing about believing this. But
these things have happened to me from time to time,
and I'm still not one hundred percent convinced.

Speaker 26 (01:48:33):
Oh I.

Speaker 8 (01:48:35):
Know, we'll know it's just maybe that's it's that part
of me that just doesn't want to go all the
way and believe it.

Speaker 10 (01:48:40):
And it's happened to me so much that I have
to believe, Like in my mom's house going down those stairs,
where something stopped me from going all the way down
those stairs and I just couldn't go any further. I
don't know what it was. And then in the middle
of the night, the footsteps that I always would hear
that I am said, there is there is.

Speaker 8 (01:48:56):
Stuff, there's stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Yeah, frog what I was never really a big believer,
And one of the one of the most real ones
I encountered was at your house when I saw the
little kid in the window. Yeah, I know that I
saw what I saw. Nobody could ever convince me that
I didn't see it. And number two, you can't explain it.
So since I can't explain what happened, that's why I.

Speaker 8 (01:49:16):
Do believe it's the little kid in the window. I
haven't seen it was weird, man, And I don't think
that was a kid hugging me last night. It felt
more like an adult.

Speaker 10 (01:49:24):
Sorry, maybe tonight they're going to go to first base.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
You don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:49:29):
I don't need that, all right, Okay with that said,
we move on. The reason I bring it up, I'm
wondering if anyone else out there had like a weird
thing last night, and they're like, well, I'm not going
to tell anyone because they'll think I'm cuckoo, like those
cuckoos on the radiouit bunch of fruitcakes whatever, Gandhi.

Speaker 13 (01:49:45):
I don't know if this counts as a cuckoo experience,
but I told you I've been having some really strange
dreams lately. I had one about Nate right before he
stepped on the whatever sea urchin.

Speaker 16 (01:49:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:49:54):
So the other day I was taking a nap and
I just had this really strange feeling because there was
a pick just standing up, like a hair pick, standing
up on the teeth of it by itself.

Speaker 19 (01:50:03):
So I was like, uh, that's weird.

Speaker 7 (01:50:04):
It just woke me up. So I shot up.

Speaker 19 (01:50:06):
I go into the bathroom and my calmb was sitting
the exact same way, oh, just standing on its teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:50:13):
Why one of those weird, stupid things.

Speaker 8 (01:50:14):
You just can't explain it, so you just move on,
but you know something's going on the line one, Hi, Phil, Hi.

Speaker 16 (01:50:21):
What's going on? Guys?

Speaker 22 (01:50:21):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:50:23):
You know, having one of those weird mornings, trying to
explain things that happened to us last night. So Phil
does paranormal investigations. Oh I love that I do, right, So, uh, Phil,
I mean, is it common for a lot of people
to experience the same, like the same type of thing
on the same night, Like there's something going on everywhere universally,
And it could.

Speaker 22 (01:50:42):
Be because of the fact that there is a full
moon out. It also away that's a veil does a
lot less, so more spiritual things can happen that type
of way.

Speaker 16 (01:50:54):
You know, some stuff like that can happen.

Speaker 8 (01:50:57):
Goodness, I think it's strange. What's the the last thing
you saw in your line of work that made you
go okay once again, proof it's right here.

Speaker 22 (01:51:06):
So one of the things was I actually was in
Katie's Pub and that's out on Long Island and wound
up happening was I let my rampods sit down. It
started flashing constantly, and I kept asking the.

Speaker 8 (01:51:17):
Ghost questions what was flashing.

Speaker 22 (01:51:19):
What it's called a rempod. It's where the magnetic field
gets interrupted. So when that magnetive field gets interrupted, lights
will flicker. I was communicating with the spirit that way,
and then after a while I felt something grab my
shoulder and drag it's hand right down my back.

Speaker 8 (01:51:34):
Now do they do? They sell those on Amazon?

Speaker 26 (01:51:36):
I want.

Speaker 22 (01:51:39):
You could get it on Amazon or ghost shop dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
Oh really, hold on?

Speaker 10 (01:51:43):
Oh my gosh, are you like Head and Lorraine from
the Conjuring? Do you do stuff like that?

Speaker 5 (01:51:49):
No?

Speaker 22 (01:51:49):
I didn't dive that deep into that because I kind
of stay as far away as negativity as I possibly can,
because if you get something demonic that comes near you,
you never get rid of them.

Speaker 8 (01:52:00):
Yeah, it looks scary, still works here, you know what
I'm saying. All right, Well, thank you for listening to us. Phil,
have a great day. Stay stay safe out there, because
you don't know what's Kate's pub. Have a good one.

Speaker 25 (01:52:15):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

Speaker 8 (01:52:20):
Dear Elvis. My brother Jason despises telephone telemarketers. He's been
known to flip out so much he turns the tables
and tries to keep them on the phone with him,
just to drive them nuts. Let's phone tap him, all right,
This comes from Joe. Now, all right, Joe, now his sister,
Now phone tapping Jason Scary Jones is calling as the

(01:52:41):
world famous Michael Oppenheimer, our resident relentless telephone telemarketer, phone
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Oppenheimer phone tap.

Speaker 7 (01:52:51):
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Speaker 8 (01:52:54):
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Speaker 4 (01:52:59):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:00):
You do that this is my work phone, right, I
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Speaker 7 (01:53:05):
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Speaker 8 (01:53:10):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:13):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:23):
I don't care what it has. I want you to
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Speaker 8 (01:53:27):
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and is machine washable.

Speaker 6 (01:53:31):
I don't care what it's made of. I don't want
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Speaker 7 (01:53:35):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:38):
So if I punch you in the face and your
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Speaker 7 (01:53:42):
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Speaker 5 (01:53:47):
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Speaker 7 (01:53:49):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:50):
Sir, I don't want the thing. I want you to
stop calling my phone.

Speaker 8 (01:53:55):
Did you know that if you order one now, we'll
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Why we keep getting disconnected? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
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(01:54:15):
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Speaker 6 (01:54:20):
I do a lot of cooking and cooking up, whipping up,
you know hot like that. How about yourself? What kind
of cook can you do?

Speaker 8 (01:54:26):
I do all kinds of cooking, like grilling, barbecuing, as
well as baking.

Speaker 6 (01:54:32):
That's hot, I think all the time. Yeah, all the time.
I cook all kinds of What are you bake, sir?

Speaker 5 (01:54:39):
I bake like muffins and brownies and all kinds of
don't you hate when you're removing muffins from the oven
and you burn your hand and the pan falls on
the floor and the muffins that don't you hate when
you touch a hot stove accidentally.

Speaker 4 (01:54:54):
I do.

Speaker 8 (01:54:57):
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Speaker 6 (01:54:59):
The time, Like I just I just turn on the
oven and stick my hand on the barner.

Speaker 8 (01:55:04):
Well, the OV glove is non flammable sort. You could
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Speaker 6 (01:55:19):
Got two hands? What the gonna do it?

Speaker 7 (01:55:21):
Maybe an OV glove for a friend, A glove.

Speaker 6 (01:55:24):
For a friend. I don't know if I want anybody
else to know about this.

Speaker 8 (01:55:27):
Did you know the OV glove is made from kevlar.
It's the same material that firefighters use in fighting fires.

Speaker 6 (01:55:35):
That's amazing. Hold on, I feel like saying it. Do
you love me? Can?

Speaker 18 (01:55:43):
Damn?

Speaker 6 (01:55:45):
I just feel like saying it.

Speaker 7 (01:55:47):
You can wear the OFV glove while you're singing this
watch me.

Speaker 6 (01:55:50):
Now, says.

Speaker 7 (01:55:54):
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Speaker 16 (01:56:01):
Dancing?

Speaker 4 (01:56:01):
You?

Speaker 6 (01:56:01):
I know you've seen thirty Dancing right.

Speaker 7 (01:56:03):
It's a great movie.

Speaker 5 (01:56:04):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:56:04):
The of glove resembles the same glove that Michael Jackson
used to wear in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 6 (01:56:10):
It was just it looks like that yes, I don't
know if I'm sold. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:56:15):
Are you sold on the fact that you've been phone tapped? Hey, Jason, Yes,
my name is Scary Jones with Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Crap, your sister is playing a phone tap
on you.

Speaker 6 (01:56:29):
I'm gonna body.

Speaker 2 (01:56:31):
Let me tell you Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 22 (01:56:36):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 25 (01:56:40):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:56:45):
So Hey, would you have a problem if they renamed
your street Dick Street? No, I wouldn't love that. Oh
my god. I would want everybody to know my address.

Speaker 10 (01:56:54):
My kids would think it is the funniest thing ever.

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
I would want my house number to be changed to
something with a six' nine and.

Speaker 7 (01:57:00):
OKAY i LIVE i live it two Six Dick.

Speaker 8 (01:57:04):
Street. Okay neighbors living in this on a particular stretch
of A New jersey road are struggling with the idea
of changing the name of their street to make it less.
Confusing the road In, Clifton New jersey stretch is only
about three. Blocks one part is Called Ellsworth, street but
once a person Crosses Howard. Street the rest of the

(01:57:25):
road is Called Dick, street so they already have A
Dick street up the street right. Now they're going to
be sunked into becoming part Of Dick. Street so there's
not Two Dick. Streets so, no, no it's. One it's
gonna be One Dick. Street city leaders have proposed changing
the name Of Ellsworth street To Dick street to make
it easier to find in case there's an. Emergency we

(01:57:46):
got a, problem get The angulans.

Speaker 7 (01:57:47):
Out there's an old.

Speaker 8 (01:57:48):
Lady she fell and can't get up On Dick street.
Anyway residents are saying that the new name proposed for
their street would make them the butt of all sorts of.
Jokes for, instance right here on the, RADIO i think
it raises your. Property you're Lower they're saying it's going
to lower their property.

Speaker 10 (01:58:02):
Values, NO i thought they were Extending Dick.

Speaker 5 (01:58:04):
Street.

Speaker 8 (01:58:05):
Though that's a Good that's WHAT i was, saying, right
Extended Dick, STREET i mean make it longer. ROAD i don't,
know stop you should only would you stop halfway Down Dick.
Street is there a roundabout at the end or? No
or are there are maybe two roundabouts at the end
Of Dick.

Speaker 7 (01:58:22):
STREET i don't. Know what if there's a flood at
the end Of Dick, street many.

Speaker 10 (01:58:26):
Funny bumps in the road On Dick, STREET i don't.

Speaker 8 (01:58:28):
KNOW i don't.

Speaker 7 (01:58:29):
Know oh where are you kids?

Speaker 8 (01:58:32):
Going we're gonna. Go we're gonna get our sleds and
slide down an Icy Dick. Street all, Right well that's
what's going on over. THERE i thought i'd bring that
up because, well we're, stupid Ye, anyway can you Imagine Dick?

Speaker 10 (01:58:44):
Street Is Dick street a cul de?

Speaker 6 (01:58:46):
Sac?

Speaker 8 (01:58:48):
Yes, no it's too could a? Saccid no it. Doesn't
it's one, long long stretch Of Dick.

Speaker 7 (01:58:55):
Street elvis here he.

Speaker 8 (01:58:59):
Is all, right we're. Done you know WHO i love?

Speaker 7 (01:59:02):
THOUGH Dj?

Speaker 8 (01:59:04):
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of here until next. Time take peace out of.

Speaker 1 (01:59:14):
Everybody, everybody