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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened, Daniel?
All right, tell me all about your phone tep. Okay.
So Stacey and Warren are having a birthday party for
their little kid, and Warren was in charge of booking
the entertainment, so he is pretending that he did and
I am the performer. So I am just calling to
confirm that I'll be at the party and what I'll
(00:21):
be doing. And Warren is actually listening in on the
whole the conversation. He'll pop in later and you know,
tell his wife what's going on. So you're the entertainment
at the kids party. I am the entertainment.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Daniel.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hello, Hi, May I talk to Warren please?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
He's not here. Who is it?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh? Hi, it's Lisa from CELAP. I'm calling about the
birthday party.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's twelve o'clock on Saturday, right right right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
If you can get there just a little bit early,
that'd be great so we can get everything set up.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, cool, Yeah, that's fine. You have a place for
me to change into my costume and everything started. Yeah, okay, yeah,
that's perfect. Okay, So I want to go over some
of the details for Catwoman. Okay, okay, So like when
I first come in, just so you know, I like
kind of pounce into the room and I'm like, wow,
hi everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, maybe just a little less sexy?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I mean be like ah, right, right, But I don't
know if that's completely appropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
But then I have my whip and I'm like, wow,
would I try to get a control of the room.
And they love it. They eat it up. It's so amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Wait at control of the room.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You're cat Woman. You are in control. And I take
the whip and I go and then I make an
example of one person in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh no, no, no, no him, it's in.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The center, and I teach him a lesson.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Wait where did he find you on the internet? So
how much are you charging? We didn't go to this.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh it's five hundred for the hour.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Five hundred dollars for a children's party is a little excessive.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, Wait a second, nobody told me it was a
children's party.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Whoa believe me?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You don't want my act at a children's party?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh my god, no no he didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know what, I can still come. I just probably
have to sew up the crotchless part of the suit,
and then I can alter a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, you know what We're gonna have to come back
to this. I need to talk to my husband.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well mean, because I mean, he put a deposit down
already of two fifty and it's non refundable. It says
it in thele it says it in the contract.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know, and I'll know what type of act you are.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
When he came in for the tour in the demonstration,
he excuse me, the tour in the demonstration, I mean
I showed him what I was gonna do.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And saw you.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yes, I did the whole actual, well not the whole
active and don't show up for my party. Oh my gosh,
you're cursing at me like it's my fault. So obviously
she's gonna try and call you. We'll wait a few
minutes and then you'll call her. Okay, she texted me
all caps exclamation, call me down. All right, So here
(02:51):
we go. You're gonna call her back. This is all you.
I'm not here, okay, okay, here we go. Hellow, Yeah,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Where'd you go? Let's go? Were you thinking about what.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
How about that woman?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You, Lisa, I don't know who we're not talking about
what I gave. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Let's not play this game. Okay, we've been married long
new I know when you're lying.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What you're talking about, Well.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You don't know what I'm You want me to come.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
To your office?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, no, no, no, no, it's goodbye. No, there's no way,
and you'll call her back to Seriously, I can't have
her coming down to my office for this.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But we didn't. We don't have enough from her. We
have to call her one more time. Please, Okay, you
have to play with her one more time, So all
alven phone and then you just just try and keep
her calm. Oh, I'm drop here. Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
No, please don't, please don't.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm hanging on. I'm getting in the car right now.
I need to put you on blue dude. No, no, no, don't,
don't come to the office. I will be there in
seven minutes. No no, no, please, no, I'm on my way.
You have the way to do No no, no, yes, I
did I did go and see her.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I did go and did you did you did. You
have a good time.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's for the birthday party, it was Please just go
back home. Everything's going to be just fine. Isn't gonna be?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Just rhyme? I swear every Warren you remember. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, Danielle, please, yeah, Danielle, very serious, right now, Danielle,
excuse me?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Is it it's daniel from Elvis Durand in the morning show.
You're getting phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You son of a bitch over Oh my god, sorry,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, oh my gosh, that was that was so perfect?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh here you seriously say I would.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Have done that.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You know, I'm going to meet
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Elvis Duran's phone tap