November 5, 2025 • 10 mins
What would YOU give up for a billion dollars? The gang goes down a hilariously unhinged rabbit hole of moral limits, prosthetic possibilities, and dinner-date etiquette.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eleven twelve.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
All right, here we go two. What's so funny.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Because we don't know what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We never do.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, you counted down and then you kind.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Of looked at us all one and then you just
sat there.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Do we ever really know what we're doing?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's like skydiye thing.
Speaker 6 (00:21):
Yesterday I was sitting in here with Danielle and Scottie
and all of a sudden they just started rolling and
I just looked at my shirt and it said child
World on it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And it turned into a whole fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
He talks about going to the Zabrina Carpenter concert by himself,
and I said, if you wore that shirt.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
More full disclosure. Scary and I were trying to get
tickets to Sabrina Carpon.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, yeah we were. How creepy would it have been
if to middle aged man.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Not as creepy as one guy I could be mistakenly gay? Yeah?
I would have seen you guys like, look at the
gay couple.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Hang on, you're assuming I would be coupled with you, yes, yeah,
the onlookers people looking at would be like two guys.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I so offended.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
This is incredible because This is what you guys do
all the time, is you think every giguy wants you,
and now you're doing the thing to Scary like you
think I want you, Please Scar Scary.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Scary Scary is with Nate for his looks, and Nate's
with Scary for his charm. My money? Would yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Would you? Would you assume that we're a gig No?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, nothing about Scary Read's gay?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Wait are we talking like romantic dinner or like if
we were sitting on the same side of the table.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, holding hands?
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Okay, even people that are dating don't do that if.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You are feeding each other cake.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yes, if you were having sex, I might square table.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Two dudes going, bros going to dinner? Square table? Can
we not sit in an L form?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Oh no, not a corner of jet ski. Brian apparently
got to sit across from each other.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Brian rule, if you go to dinner with just one
other guy, you have to sit across.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Because you never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I get annoyed.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
If somebody did that, I'd be like, why are you
so far away?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Why? I got a screaming No, you have to sit
across carry in position right now?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Cannot be.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Can I tell you if you have about like Scary
has theories, I have a theory guys who are too
concerned about looking gay are gay, Like what is the hard?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Actually I approve of that use of the word gay.
You can be gay and not be gay. Does that
makes sense?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What I mean gay guys who are too concerned about
looking homosexual are in fact homosex and it happens.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm not worried. I wear pink. What that's my favorite color?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's other gay things.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
A lot of a lot of guys where you're earring,
a lot of.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Guys will not wear lavender or pink because they just
think that it's the feminine color.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Scarry these guys you hang out with, like, what decade
were they born in?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
From the seventies and I'm a nineties bitch?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Sounds like it started in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're a nineties bitch.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Get out of here. I'm quoting Tho. I kind of pop.
I love it.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
I've never been concerned about appearing gay.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Who cares?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I swallow bananas? Who cares?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Exactly? I feel like, if you're comfortable with sexuality.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
So comfortable what you're trying to do it. If I
was trying to be gay, I would touch a penis.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I just love I have that isolated now I'm cooling.
It don't matter.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, listen, I have a lot of gay friends.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Oh here we go. Oh my gosh, what about black ones?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
So many?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I have a couple, couple.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Do you have any gay black friends?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Exactly too, me too.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, listen, I'll go to a gay bar right now.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh you are so special?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Is every penny on the tables? Double it down?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I just like, in general, don't you think when people
rail too hard against something, like you're fighting yourself. You're
not fighting that thing.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It's over explaining. Yeah, people that over explain that. You're like,
you're so.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
It's always like in the news, all these people that
rail against gay people, all of a sudden they're caught
in a bathroom with another Yeah, for sure, And you
know it's it's it's very telling. I think you're correct.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
We had this conversation about you know, we say all
the time, everybody has a price, even though you act
like you don't. If somebody presented you with a suitcase
full of a billion dollars, I bet there's not a
lot we wouldn't do. And I was with a guy
who was like, Nope, for a billion dollars, wouldn't do it?
And I was like, yeah, because you're yeah, god, yeah,
what do you mean you wouldn't do it?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Would do it for way less than that?
Speaker 8 (04:38):
We all know.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I dare say there is nothing I wouldn't do for
a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You wouldn't kill your mom?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, okay, well I have a line, but.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
He said, it depends how old she is.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Jesus, how do you turn Scotty off?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
The problem is you can't turn Scotty.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He's always turned off.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Penis is killing killing family members a side? Is there
anything you wouldn't do for a billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Aside?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I think there are a couple things, like there are
body parts that I would not get rid of. Like
if you really think of it, if somebody said.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hey, gone billion dollars, a left hand.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Left hand, gone billion dollars, billion dollars, you could hire
seventy two people.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm an artist.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Wait, can you get a prosthetic and.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
For the piano?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, you can get a prosthetic.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You can hire a piano player for a billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'll learned to play with my feet.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Okay, am I awake for the chopping of the hand.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's under anesthesia, it's professionally removed.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And it's professionally removed, and I just wake up, and
I have a prosthetic hand that looks just like my hand. Yeah,
I'd probably do that for a billion.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Scotti, same thing I would.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Well, I would I prefer my right hand because I'm
a left had.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Okay, scary your right hand since your left hand, would
you take it off for a billion dollars?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Really, because he's already got a billion.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I wouldn't have a will to live.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
I mean, I wouldn't be to do anything because you
don't have one hand.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You want for money. No, let's go back a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
If you lost your hand anything.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
If you take my right hand off, let me tell
you're scary. If it's a prosthetic, it feels like someone else,
just so you know, or a billion dollars, I.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Really wouldn't you would Wait, can we just go back
to the first thing you said, if you lost a hand,
you would lose your will to live.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
It would be your useless hand.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But this is I'm sorry, but both hands are useful.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
What if something happens to you and there's an accident,
lose something, then you're going to die.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
A different story. But I wouldn't do it for money.
I wouldn't actively no, And would you dick our hand?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
D you do vagina commercials for like fifty bucks? You
wouldn't lose a hand for a billion?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'd rather do I would. I would rather be poor,
broke and have my hand.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
You're so full of craps, Danielle, Danielle, would you take
a woman your right handed left hand removed?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
One billion dollars?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yes, if it's like Gandhi said, if I know I
can get a prosthetic, and it's not like you like
holding my hand down and chopping it off right then
and there?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, thank you, all right, sensible answer here, give me
the money, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I feel like it would almost be selfish not to
what you can do with a billion dollars my.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Family and the community.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Seriously.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Sure, I guess I would say take my hand, but
scary would die?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
So what would he do at a restaurant? And like
you wouldn't know what to do?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Probably poor with two hands and not look gay at
dinner with another.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You're so funny.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's why we keep him around. Yeah, all right, you
know I did the same thing.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Take the hand billion dollars, Like you said, you could
do so much with a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
What about your penis? Yeah, like what if it was
a billion dollars at me? But you could get a
fake penis? But they chopped up the penis.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, don't say you never feel seals or whatever. Yeah,
with yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Of a lot of hookers, but you can't feel what
you do. I still watch, you.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Know these guys get creepier.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Wait, so he won't lose his hand? Would you lose
your penis? Scary?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
No hand, he's not.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Losing his will to live at his useless hands.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Couldn't have just a whole aute? What happened?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
If someone gets the sex change they get, how do
they get a penis? So why can't they give you
a penis some other way?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
This is preposterous.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
We're just throwing it out there. We're not saying it's
gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
He wouldn't give up his bad hand.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I can't get over this. Is there anything you would
give from a billion dollars? On your boy, Maybe one
of my toes.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Okay, you are then you're off balance, maybe like one
of the middle one in the middle toes.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It can't be the two end ones because you need
you'll fall over. Yeah, such an asshole.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
What did Scotty say?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What did you say, Scott?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
I said, then you're off balance.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
That's not what he says.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, it is that. I take it back.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Yeah, that's exactly what it's like.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
We just automatically assume anything Scotty says is inappropriate.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It is usually usually he says terrible things in there.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Are we done?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Please? More than done? We're toast, We're cooked. As the
kids say, I don't have a will to live. How
many minutes was that? My kids says that six seven?
Was that six seven minutes?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I am to That's why Scarry' is not chopping off
his hand. He can't do six seven. I'll be like this,
Eleven twelve.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
All right, here we go two. What's so funny.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Because we don't know what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We never do.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, you counted down and then you kind.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Of looked at us all one and then you just
sat there.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Do we ever really know what we're doing?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's like skydiye thing.
Speaker 6 (00:21):
Yesterday I was sitting in here with Danielle and Scottie
and all of a sudden they just started rolling and
I just looked at my shirt and it said child
World on it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And it turned into a whole fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
He talks about going to the Zabrina Carpenter concert by himself,
and I said, if you wore that shirt.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
More full disclosure. Scary and I were trying to get
tickets to Sabrina Carpon.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, yeah we were. How creepy would it have been
if to middle aged man.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Not as creepy as one guy I could be mistakenly gay? Yeah?
I would have seen you guys like, look at the
gay couple.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Hang on, you're assuming I would be coupled with you, yes, yeah,
the onlookers people looking at would be like two guys.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I so offended.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
This is incredible because This is what you guys do
all the time, is you think every giguy wants you,
and now you're doing the thing to Scary like you
think I want you, Please Scar Scary.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Scary Scary is with Nate for his looks, and Nate's
with Scary for his charm. My money? Would yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Would you? Would you assume that we're a gig No?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, nothing about Scary Read's gay?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Wait are we talking like romantic dinner or like if
we were sitting on the same side of the table.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, holding hands?
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Okay, even people that are dating don't do that if.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You are feeding each other cake.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yes, if you were having sex, I might square table.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Two dudes going, bros going to dinner? Square table? Can
we not sit in an L form?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Oh no, not a corner of jet ski. Brian apparently
got to sit across from each other.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Brian rule, if you go to dinner with just one
other guy, you have to sit across.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Because you never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I get annoyed.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
If somebody did that, I'd be like, why are you
so far away?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Why? I got a screaming No, you have to sit
across carry in position right now?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Cannot be.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Can I tell you if you have about like Scary
has theories, I have a theory guys who are too
concerned about looking gay are gay, Like what is the hard?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Actually I approve of that use of the word gay.
You can be gay and not be gay. Does that
makes sense?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What I mean gay guys who are too concerned about
looking homosexual are in fact homosex and it happens.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm not worried. I wear pink. What that's my favorite color?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's other gay things.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
A lot of a lot of guys where you're earring,
a lot of.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Guys will not wear lavender or pink because they just
think that it's the feminine color.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Scarry these guys you hang out with, like, what decade
were they born in?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
From the seventies and I'm a nineties bitch?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Sounds like it started in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're a nineties bitch.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Get out of here. I'm quoting Tho. I kind of pop.
I love it.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
I've never been concerned about appearing gay.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Who cares?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I swallow bananas? Who cares?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Exactly? I feel like, if you're comfortable with sexuality.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
So comfortable what you're trying to do it. If I
was trying to be gay, I would touch a penis.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I just love I have that isolated now I'm cooling.
It don't matter.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, listen, I have a lot of gay friends.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Oh here we go. Oh my gosh, what about black ones?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
So many?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I have a couple, couple.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Do you have any gay black friends?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Exactly too, me too.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, listen, I'll go to a gay bar right now.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh you are so special?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Is every penny on the tables? Double it down?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I just like, in general, don't you think when people
rail too hard against something, like you're fighting yourself. You're
not fighting that thing.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It's over explaining. Yeah, people that over explain that. You're like,
you're so.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
It's always like in the news, all these people that
rail against gay people, all of a sudden they're caught
in a bathroom with another Yeah, for sure, And you
know it's it's it's very telling. I think you're correct.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
We had this conversation about you know, we say all
the time, everybody has a price, even though you act
like you don't. If somebody presented you with a suitcase
full of a billion dollars, I bet there's not a
lot we wouldn't do. And I was with a guy
who was like, Nope, for a billion dollars, wouldn't do it?
And I was like, yeah, because you're yeah, god, yeah,
what do you mean you wouldn't do it?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Would do it for way less than that?
Speaker 8 (04:38):
We all know.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I dare say there is nothing I wouldn't do for
a billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You wouldn't kill your mom?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, okay, well I have a line, but.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
He said, it depends how old she is.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Jesus, how do you turn Scotty off?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
The problem is you can't turn Scotty.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He's always turned off.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Penis is killing killing family members a side? Is there
anything you wouldn't do for a billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Aside?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I think there are a couple things, like there are
body parts that I would not get rid of. Like
if you really think of it, if somebody said.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hey, gone billion dollars, a left hand.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Left hand, gone billion dollars, billion dollars, you could hire
seventy two people.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm an artist.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Wait, can you get a prosthetic and.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
For the piano?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, you can get a prosthetic.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You can hire a piano player for a billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'll learned to play with my feet.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Okay, am I awake for the chopping of the hand.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's under anesthesia, it's professionally removed.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And it's professionally removed, and I just wake up, and
I have a prosthetic hand that looks just like my hand. Yeah,
I'd probably do that for a billion.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Scotti, same thing I would.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Well, I would I prefer my right hand because I'm
a left had.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Okay, scary your right hand since your left hand, would
you take it off for a billion dollars?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Really, because he's already got a billion.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I wouldn't have a will to live.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
I mean, I wouldn't be to do anything because you
don't have one hand.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You want for money. No, let's go back a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
If you lost your hand anything.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
If you take my right hand off, let me tell
you're scary. If it's a prosthetic, it feels like someone else,
just so you know, or a billion dollars, I.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Really wouldn't you would Wait, can we just go back
to the first thing you said, if you lost a hand,
you would lose your will to live.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
It would be your useless hand.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But this is I'm sorry, but both hands are useful.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
What if something happens to you and there's an accident,
lose something, then you're going to die.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
A different story. But I wouldn't do it for money.
I wouldn't actively no, And would you dick our hand?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
D you do vagina commercials for like fifty bucks? You
wouldn't lose a hand for a billion?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'd rather do I would. I would rather be poor,
broke and have my hand.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
You're so full of craps, Danielle, Danielle, would you take
a woman your right handed left hand removed?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
One billion dollars?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yes, if it's like Gandhi said, if I know I
can get a prosthetic, and it's not like you like
holding my hand down and chopping it off right then
and there?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, thank you, all right, sensible answer here, give me
the money, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I feel like it would almost be selfish not to
what you can do with a billion dollars my.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Family and the community.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Seriously.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Sure, I guess I would say take my hand, but
scary would die?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
So what would he do at a restaurant? And like
you wouldn't know what to do?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Probably poor with two hands and not look gay at
dinner with another.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You're so funny.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's why we keep him around. Yeah, all right, you
know I did the same thing.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Take the hand billion dollars, Like you said, you could
do so much with a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
What about your penis? Yeah, like what if it was
a billion dollars at me? But you could get a
fake penis? But they chopped up the penis.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, don't say you never feel seals or whatever. Yeah,
with yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Of a lot of hookers, but you can't feel what
you do. I still watch, you.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Know these guys get creepier.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Wait, so he won't lose his hand? Would you lose
your penis? Scary?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
No hand, he's not.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Losing his will to live at his useless hands.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Couldn't have just a whole aute? What happened?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
If someone gets the sex change they get, how do
they get a penis? So why can't they give you
a penis some other way?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
This is preposterous.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
We're just throwing it out there. We're not saying it's
gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
He wouldn't give up his bad hand.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I can't get over this. Is there anything you would
give from a billion dollars? On your boy, Maybe one
of my toes.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Okay, you are then you're off balance, maybe like one
of the middle one in the middle toes.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It can't be the two end ones because you need
you'll fall over. Yeah, such an asshole.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
What did Scotty say?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What did you say, Scott?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
I said, then you're off balance.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
That's not what he says.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, it is that. I take it back.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Yeah, that's exactly what it's like.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
We just automatically assume anything Scotty says is inappropriate.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It is usually usually he says terrible things in there.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Are we done?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Please? More than done? We're toast, We're cooked. As the
kids say, I don't have a will to live. How
many minutes was that? My kids says that six seven?
Was that six seven minutes?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I am to That's why Scarry' is not chopping off
his hand. He can't do six seven. I'll be like this,
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