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November 7, 2025 11 mins

One of our texters is on their way to the Lonestar Spanking Party... we dive into this!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Looking at your texts. You can text us if you
want it. Fifty five one hundred someone texted through. You're
talking about how planes are being delayed with the air
traffic control issues or whatever. I have got to catch
my plane to Houston. This is the weekend of the
Lone Star Spanking Party.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
You don't want to miss that.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
No, no, you don't, especially if you bought tickets. So
I've been look get into this. Being from the lone
Star state, myself never knew we had one of these
going on down in Houston, the Texas Lone Star Spanking Party. No,
it's this weekend and they do all sorts of things.
You register. They also check you for COVID. They test
you only COVID, Yeah, just COVID. They're checking for God.

(00:46):
They have a cocktail social, a meet and greet, pizza party,
and then the spanking begins. Registration's going on. They do
have one little place you can go to called the
Principal's office.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, so you sign up to go get spanked, or
you sign up to do the spanking.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm glad you. Well, there's there's spankers and spanky's. Yes. Now,
if you want to get spanked, everyone's welcome, but spankers
they need to vet the spankers. They need to make
sure they know what they're dealing with.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Like, you don't want like a giant dude coming in
and just writing.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Terror someone going to rogue Ye, large March is here
to spank you, Large March. Well yes, Nate, I'm really
getting into this. Stop there. If you're a they use
the term top. If you're a spanker, yes, not a spanky,
But apparently there's a force scale that they really is
that like the thing at the carnival where you hit

(01:42):
them with a mallet and it hits the bell. Looking
at one of these events, you cannot you cannot spank
above an eight. I don't know what that means on
the spank level. We don't spankarometer. Eight is ten the highest.
I'm assuming all paddle paddlings are pre set at in
eight with preset meaning there's some machines. Well, okay, so

(02:03):
they could do a ten with underwear and eight with
underwear down. Okay, so they have okay. In the San
Antonio room, they have demos and classes for authentic Scandinavian
birching where they take I guess birch levy. Oh my gosh,
that hurts. Then they then they have another one. This
is it's called age play. This would be for you, Nate,

(02:25):
because you like older women from littles and middles to
grandmas and grandpa's. You can spank each other. Oh, they
have a role play seminar or the Art of the
Art of Sensual Spanking. Okay, maybe that's a good starter. Okay.
Then they the next day you can go back to
the principal's office for I don't I don't know what's
going on in there.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Wow, I just wonder, like the demo that goes to this,
is it a bunch of like Wall Street guys that
just want to be punished?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't know, what is it? Well, who would go
to this this session called detention? Would they be Wall
Street guys?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
It seems like it would be a bunch of that type.
I don't know, Like, does anyone in here have an
innate desire to get spanked?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't nor spank of course, scary would I don't
want to do spanking because I feel like if you
just say you do, I don't want to spank people
because I feel like I don't know the power of
my own hands. I don't want to hurt anybody. I
know they have this spank cometer. They have to check
your spink. I would, I would. I'm curious just to
get spanks. Oh you are right now. Oh it's so

(03:26):
funny that you have a butt here and I've got
a hand. Don't remember when Great t was here, we
used to do spanky. Ok I would spank a song
on his rear end. If people have to guess what
it was, how.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Did that go?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Scary?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Bring it back today?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Spanky? No? No, we have guests. Okay, but on Saturday
at the Long Star Spanking Fest, they have a bratwurst breakfast.
What what? I don't know who this Johnny lake Fellow is,
but he's he's the Florida paddler. Yeah, he's all over this.
He's you look like I can't click on it because

(04:03):
it goes to a site that we can't access on
our computer.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh I can.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I got the work around. I don't know anyway. So
that's what's going on. If you're the whole point of
this conversation is you know you may miss your flight,
So if you got your tickets, you better call Houston
let them know you're you're late.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
What do you think the carry on of somebody going
to this convention looks like?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Just got to bring your hand? Good morning, Lisa, Good morning,
Thank you for holding on so long. Hey have you
heard about this lone star uh spanking convention going on
in Texas this weekend?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Not until this morning? Now?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Have you ever been to like such a big extravagance.
I mean, it's an entire weekend of thrills.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
I've never never heard of anything like that, but I
absolutely would love to go to see what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Absolutely, So you're into spanking. Spanking is a thing with you.
So are you a top or bottom?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
See, I'm both a playboth park So.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
You just say stay home and spank yourself and leave.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
The house sometimes, you know, only on Tuesday though.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
So when it comes to the spank, I do love.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
It, but I tend to be the one to mostly
receive it and give it because not a lot of
people like it too much, So I tend to be
the one that receives it a lot and I love it. Okay, pleasure,
that's with tame.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
What is the conversation, Like when it comes to this,
do you just bring it out and say, hey, I
like being spanked or do you like do it to someone.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
You're like a first date conversation.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
It's never really a first date conversation. You lead something
that leads up to us. You lealy something that's planned,
so when it does happen, usually role plays in the ball.
We have a name that you want to call the person,
and there's also a safe word so you don't break character.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
What's your safe with me?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
You have a safe hent. I can't tell you that
mine is harder, Okay, So we could roll play and
come up with names. I would be something like I would.
I've tried this before and I told someone to call
me daddy and they called me Debbie, they called me
they called me be and it just didn't land right.

(06:03):
I never I have not done that ever again to.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Kill the mood a little bit. That kind of killed
the mood a little bit. Now I've been told people
to call a sports and as daddy mistress. E was
an interesting one like that.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
One can borrow.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
That that one. That was an interesting night.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
That was yeah, But I just find it interesting that
there are so many people just like you and listening
right now as well, Lisa, that are so into it.
They actually have conventions for you. And this one going
on in Texas. This one in Texas. Huh yeah, well,
I see, I don't. I think that the movement for
the spanking movement is such a it's a big thing.
It's it's it's not a it's not a niche niche thing.

(06:46):
I mean, it's big. So there's a lot of people
that would love to go to a convention. I understand
why they're having that in Houston. Don't know why I.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Can't go, but it sounds funny. They have a No
One next year. I'll look into it for sure.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's yearly. It's yearly lone Stars spanking or something. I
don't know. But thanks for listening to us, Lisa.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Thank you guy. You have a blessed day you too.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
There you go, No apologies at all. I love that.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, if everyone's into it, good, as long as you
got two consenting parties spank the crap out of each other.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Great, send me pictures. Yeah. Have you ever dated someone
who tried to pull that on you? Nope? Nate, have
you ever dated someone who tried to pull that on you,
me being spanked yeah now or another way around. Really,
I'm spanked on a cage. You have, haven't we all?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously. When if
you want to spank someone, I can't take you seriously.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't know why I have.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Not dated any men who have been like, spank me baby,
Not that there's anything wrong with it. I just none
of the guys that I've dated have been into that way.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
But it is. See, you're we're talking about two different things.
We're talking about. Okay, I'm going to meet you maybe
through a spanking website or or hey, by the way,
I want to let you know before we go any
further with this relationship. I'm into spanking.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Or there's like you're just getting into whatever you're getting
into and it gets hot heavy then bow whoa. Okay,
it just kind of fit the moment. Yes, sometimes there's
a request, I'm happy to oblige. It's not written into
a script. Okay, in ten minutes, you need to spank me. No,
it happens because look at Diamond. Diamond is being very
quiet about this.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Diamond Nate saying that he spanked on occasion literally made
my stomach turn and I'm trying not to throw off.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
You look at him and you're like, no, you laugh right, Like, I.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Just don't want to think of any of you guys
doing anything like that.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's just like, what what do you want us thinking
about you doing that?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, I think about it all the time. Sick that
spanking all the time.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
No, I just like if someone's talking about whatever, so
like I am at this moment picturing Nate spanking someone,
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Why are you not cracking up loud?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Noting you guys?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I think you have this misconception. It's not like somebody's
bent over my knee and I'm giving them, you know,
a spanking. Do it? Then shows how you did it.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
There's a moment happening, and in the moment you do it.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yes, that's it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, is on
the snoopy doll? No, God, no, Scotty, given the snoopy doll, Scotty,
you're a little freaky, are you? Do you ever do
that to the stoopid doll? No? What is spanking in
your in your list of saying? You know what?

Speaker 5 (09:29):
I know?

Speaker 6 (09:29):
I think I might want to watch it, but I
don't want to partake. Okay, okay, yeah, why are you
cracking up?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Diamond?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (09:38):
I mean I slapped my butt every time I get
out of the shower, but I don't want someone you
do what it's weird?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
I get out of the shower, I look in the mirror,
I smack my butt and I put the towel on.
I don't know why it's the thing I do, surprise.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
But now I am sick like Diamond.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
You guys, look at Diamond. Diamond is cracking up. You're
you are wigging out? Look at her? What's what's so funny?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Just like from Nate to Scottie. I can't it's scary.
Don't say anything, please, Diamond.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
If there's one person you think would spank the guys,
I think it would be Josh.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Oh for sure, Josh.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
It might be Andrew or maybe both of them.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
If there was one of the girls here, it would
be Diamond. Diamond wants to like she wants to have
kids because she wants to spank people.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh yeah, I can tell you're a spanker.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I love it. I just feel like, how boring are
you a no, that doesn't mean you're boring. We'll get
into different things. It doesn't mean you're boring at all.
Not a hobby. All right, let's let's go, let's let's
move on. Thanks to us. Look, we have a thousand
dollars free money phone tap on the way. Trishia yearwould

(10:57):
what's she coming in? God, I hope she's not listening
to this. She is, she may not be coming in
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