FULL SHOW: The Day Danielle’s Chicken Sang the Hits

From childhood fears to dating app lies, today’s show had everything—imaginary friends, surprise parties gone wrong, and a class that encourages cursing. We fixed a Carvel commercial, debated cheating “Would You Rather”s, and learned Danielle’s chicken might have a future in pop music.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scared. Meet the man who tells the same joke over.
Shut the hell up, make love to that girl cheese sandwich. Wait,
hold on, uh do you say Penis.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Elvis Tera Wren in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Weird Thing? Were you scared of it? And how you're
arriving by con Let's start with you gone. What was
it as a child? You thought, oh God, when I
grow up, I'm gonna be so afraid of that.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I was terrified that mother nature was gonna take me
out between quicksand and lava and like a water spout.
I was like, yep, she's coming. She's gonna get me
that lava, that quicksand, So you knew.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Lava, lava was slowly making its way to your bedrooms
as a kid, Yes, and quicksand. Were you always watching
where you were walking? If you're a beach.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
If I was playing near a beach, if I was
anywhere near a tree that had like dirt or mud
around it, I would put my finger in first to
be like, does it sink?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Am I gonna be?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Okay, I can cook here.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You know, Nikki on line twenty four is the same
thing Nikki for you when you were a kid quicksand
was something that you knew would be a problem as
an adult.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
You guys, why did I waste so much damn headspace
on quicksand? I couldn't even enjoy the beach. I agree
with Kandy.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Couldn't enjoy the beach.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Terrifying, terrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
My gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Did you ever get over it or do still to
this day? To this day, do you still have a
little thing for quicksand?

Speaker 8 (01:40):
Low key, I'm still a little bit nervous, but I'm
trying to push through it as an adult as so
I don't pass it on to my child.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I will tell you, Nikki, I'm looking at our text messages.
Aery code three ozho two quicksand, aery code four to four.
Oh oh, quicksand for sure Eric code eight eight four
five quicksand with exclamation it's so okay quicksand big thing. Wow,
it wasn't all right like all the movies.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
And then you would drag your loved one in that
was trying to save you. It was terrifying.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, I know, quicksand, all right, Well, good luck with that, Nikki.
Try to try to trust the sand.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Okay, Thanks guys, love you.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Love you more. Thanks for listening to US Line twenty
three is Blair Blair? It wasn't quicksand for Blair, Blair
and I share one Blair, how are you good? How
are you doing well? Blair? Thanks for listening to our
show today, just like me. What did you think would
be a bigger deal when you grew up and you
were terrified of it?

Speaker 9 (02:35):
The Bermuda Triangle.

Speaker 10 (02:37):
Yes, I really thought that I was going to get.

Speaker 9 (02:39):
Sussed in there on a cruise or on an airplane
or any which way you went near it.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Now did it come from watching that movie on TV
when you were a kid, Because that's where I got
that fear.

Speaker 9 (02:51):
I think it was like movies and TV showing them
was just.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Every It was such a big deal back then, and
now it's like.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Where did it go?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It was frightening. They would say entire airplanes and ships
would just disappear, or they would find a boat that
they had like forty five people on it and the
boat would be by itself, a ghost ship with no
one on it because they were sucked into the Bermuda Triangle.
And I remember when I was a kid, Blair, my
mom and dad, we're going to Bermuda for our holiday

(03:21):
and I'm not going there.

Speaker 10 (03:22):
No, Oh, we need a cruise there.

Speaker 9 (03:27):
And I tracked it the whole time on the board,
and that's.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
Cruise ships to make sure that we were good.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't blame you, Blair, the Bermuda Triangle. We're all afraid.
Thank you for listening to us. Thanks, thanks very much.
Have a great day. Okay, stay out of that Bermuda Triangle. Jesus,
There's so many other places on Earth you can go.
You're not going to disappear.

Speaker 11 (03:49):
I was always scared of this is so stupid, though,
leaving for school because I always thought when I came
home something was going to happen to my family. For
some reason, I thought, I don't know what was going
to happen, but if I came home, something bad was
going to happen, and so I had to stay home.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
My dad would first grade.

Speaker 11 (04:07):
He would drag me down the hallway attached to his
leg because I did not want to let go, because
I was so convinced that, yeah, things were happening if
I was.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now to me, I was afraid to go to school
because I was afraid after school I get home and
my parents would have moved. We left your bedroom. We
left your bedroom furniture intact. You can have your bedroom. Yeah,
there's all these weird things, like I know, who was it, Garrett? No, no, no,
it was Oh it was straight and eight. What were
you scared of as a kid and now you're older, like,

(04:38):
what was that?

Speaker 12 (04:39):
There was so many things like I remember watching all
of these movies or like documentaries really on Piranhas, so
I thought anytime I would go in water, I would
get eaten by Piranhas. I really thought Piranhas would be
a much bigger deal growing up right than when I
was a child. And the same thing with tornadoes. I mean,
I know they're deadly in some parts, but where we

(04:59):
grew up with never had them, so i'd freak out
about Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Froggy, what did you What were you afraid of as
a kid that you knew would be a bigger deal
when you grew up.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
I used to think that every single lightning strike hit somebody.
So when it would storm and there would be lightning storms,
I used to think that. And I lived in Florida
at the time, so there were lightning storms every afternoon.
I thought it would you had to duck and dodge
the lightning. I thought it either it hit your house
or it killed. Every single strike killed the person.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, scary. What are you afraid of as a kid
that you think would be a big problem when you
grew up. Don't laugh.

Speaker 13 (05:30):
But when I was a kid, there was a story
on the news about a snake that appeared in someone's toilet,
and I grew up thinking that snakes would come up
from the toilet and bite my butt for years.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
They will, they will eventually they don't. Yeah, no, no, no,
they will. No, you're your schedule, You're on their schedule.
Oh lord, Line twenty two, Meg, Hi, Meg, welcome to
the show.

Speaker 14 (05:56):
Oh hi, good morning, way and good morning.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
So as a kid, if you knew it would be
a problem as an adult and you were frightened of it,
what was it?

Speaker 14 (06:05):
Cougars? Not not the not the hot lady type, like
the four legged, vicious cat type to this.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Day, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (06:14):
So what do you mean, like what they're vicious?

Speaker 14 (06:17):
They'll attack you. Like I watched Rescue nine one one
as a kid, I don't and the show lady walks
in her house and there's a cougar perched on her countertop,
and like in my head that when I get home
in the evening every day as a thirty four year
old woman, there's going to be a cougar on my countertop,

(06:37):
and I can't get it out of my head. It's
it's dark. I can't go in my house if it's dark.
I have to have light or somebody go ahead of me,
because there's going to be a cougar on my countertop.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And it could be and it can't be any other cat.
It's it's the cougar. It's it has to be a cougar.

Speaker 14 (06:53):
It is it is, it has to be a cougar.
And I can't even take my kids to the zoo
and go to like the big cat area because I'm
not sure where that animals get, like where the cougar
is going to be.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, they're waiting for him. All right, It's okay. You
know what, Never ever apologize for your fear of anything.
That's your fear. Own it, own that fear of cougar's meg,
Thank you for listening to us. You stay safe, okay,
thank you. Also, we had another one I was afraid of,
was a nuclear war because we had where I lived
in Texas, we had fallout shelters I mean there were

(07:28):
several people on our block who had in their backyard
you had a big concrete thing you'd open the door
and with a lead door, and they had food down
there just in case, just in case Russia decided to
blow us away. And they also doubled as tornado shelters
as well, so we were ridden for tornadoes and nuclear holocaust.

(07:50):
Why be afraid? It sounds just in case? Line twenty
four is Kim, Hey, Kim, as a kid, you knew
it would be a problem, as in the don't what what?
What were you totally terrified of then that you still
are terrified of now?

Speaker 15 (08:06):
Killer bees? Yeah, I remember watching a movie. I think
there was a movie where killer bees were a huge problem,
and I remember laying in bed at night just terrify
they were going to burrow in my house. So, yeah,
that was a thing. My childhood years are coming to life.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
No, no, no, it's okay, No, stay away from the
murder hornet. You'll be all right, all right, thank you, Kim,
But you know, have a great day. It's just these
things as kids, you're you know, you hear a story
from your parent, you see it on TV, and you're like,
oh god, and you really don't know how to process it,
so you just assume it's going to happen. I don't know.

(08:50):
Like like Danielle, for instance, saw a weird episode of
House in the Little House on the Prairie, and now
she's afraid of of clowns.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
I'm still friend of clowns.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
We just saw a text the penis fish, which swims
up your urethras. Afraid, but it is real. Those things
could swim right up your your your peahole. I'm telling
you rivers, the same rivers with the Piranhas in them. Seriously, yes,
oh my.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I also used to be terrified that acid rain was
just gonna come down from the skies and melt my
face off.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
So anytime that it was.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
A little cloudy, I would look outside, and if there
was rain, I would run inside because I'm like, not today, Nope,
not melting today.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
And now people pay money for acid rain to be
wiped on their faces. Yeah, fuggy.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
I remember one Christmas Eve night I went to bed
and I cried myself to sleep because my neighbors had
a fire in their fireplace and I was convinced that
they were going to burn Santa Claus his ass when
he came down the chimney that night, and he wasn't
going to make it to our house because because because
the neighbors were burning a fire, they were gonna toast him.
And my mom's like, no, it's saying he's got the
magic key, he'll get in. He's okay, he's not. I'm like,

(10:07):
what if he doesn't, No, what if he doesn't. It's
like I wanted my mom and dad to get the
neighbors to put the fire out.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, here's the thing. We're terrified. We're just terrified of things,
these weird things we shouldn't be terrified in our lives.
It all starts when you're a little kid, Like you're
afraid of basements. I get it. I'm afraid of basements.
Basements freaked me out.

Speaker 16 (10:25):
You just do.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
All right, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 14 (10:32):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah? Hello?

Speaker 17 (10:33):
Elvis Dan in the Morning Show, Elvis Dan in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Know do you like surprise birthday parties? I mean, have
you ever been the victim of the surprise birthday party? Y?
Did you enjoy Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah? I loved it.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Actually, it was so nice that someone else did all
the planning and I just got to party.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Danielle, did you like being surprised?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
I did. I almost ruined it because I was in go.

Speaker 11 (11:06):
But I like the surprise once I was there, because I,
you know, was like, no, I'm not feeling great, blah blah,
I'm just like you ready to go.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
So my very dear friends, Michael and Michelle. Michael threw
a surprise birthday party for his wife Michelle last night,
and you know, we were waiting and waiting. They walked
through and I was surprised, and she she definitely was surprised.
It was It was fun. It was great to see
the reaction on her face. But I didn't. I didn't
leave till like twelve thirty.

Speaker 18 (11:33):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'm like, I'm just on fumes. I'm just like Dad,
these people are trying to kill me. I'm convinced. We
went to this restaurant out of here in New Jersey
called Rails. Have you ever heard of it? It's scary.
I think you have right, Yes, I have. And they
have this speak easy slash cave in the basement where
you have to you have to find a book on

(11:53):
a bookshelf. You have to pull the right book and
then then a bookshelf opens and you walk down a
hallway and then you have to pull on the lantern
on the wall and the bookshelf. A second bookshelf opens.
I'm like, it sounds awesome, but I'm like, I just
want to get in there. I'm like, can you just
open the door?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Those in a home?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
That would be amazing, right, It was pretty amazing, So
rails somewhere here in New Jersey. It was fantastic. The
food was amazing. It was good surprise party. But like
I said, they didn't let me go till twelve thirty.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
They didn't let you go.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
They would not release me. Scary. Scary hates surprise parties.
I do well. I hate being the victim of a
surprise party.

Speaker 19 (12:35):
Now.

Speaker 13 (12:35):
I love my girlfriend to death. She's great. She planned
me a surprise party. But the problem was this was
several years ago. You're not in control of anything. So
I get there and I'm like, oh no, you forgot
these three people.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Now these few people are gonna be pissed at me.

Speaker 13 (12:51):
And then another one of my friends flies in and
sends me a belly dancer. A belly dancer shows up
and I'm like, what is this? What year is this,
So I just hate being like not in control.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
See you know what it sounds like. It was a
fun party. You just don't control. See, Scary is the
kind of guy. He's the back seat driver, tells you
how to drive your guitar.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Literally he does. Being in an uber with him is insane.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's why Scary and I don't get along because I'm
always in control when I'm in that studio. But anyway,
it was a fun party. It was so great.

Speaker 11 (13:18):
The only surprise party I don't want is a baby
shower because you don't know how you're gonna feel.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
You're gonna you might feel like crap.

Speaker 11 (13:25):
And if you know you're having your baby shower, at
least you'll try to put an effort into looking decent.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
You don't, you might look like who knows what.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Well, that's the thing. So Michael, Michelle's husband, Uh he
calls Michelle's mother and says, she's kind of dressed a
little frumpy. No, what do I do? So they had
to come up with a way to make her, you know,
dress up a little more. Yeah, and she turned out beautiful.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
You know what you can do?

Speaker 11 (13:47):
Also, you can have a change of clothes for that
person at the restaurant or whatever, so that when they
get there, if they look like crap, you just go
don't worry. I got you, and you give them a
change of clothes in the back.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh. Someone just sent me a text that restaurant rails.
They said the Real Housewives of New Jersey had a
party there. I've gotta they flipped some tables. Anyway, it
was a good night. But twelve thirty people forget that.
We wake up in the middle of the night to
come do this job. Right, Can we just have a
noon show rather than a morning show. Can we do that?

Speaker 7 (14:19):
Figure out away the breakfast program.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Then it would be the lunch program, the brunch having
a brunch, the brunch program. It's illustrated of the brunch
showb Is Jordan still on line twenty four? Yeah? Yes,
we're talking about surprise parties. Not always a good idea.

Speaker 10 (14:35):
Hello Jordan, Hi, y'all doing he out well?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Jordan? How are you doing?

Speaker 10 (14:41):
I'm doing very well? Thank you.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
So what happened in your little town? First of all,
what's the name of your town? Where are you?

Speaker 10 (14:48):
I'm in Southwest Georgia, so I'm about thirty minutes south
of all being which is the biggest city.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
It's a beautiful place. I love that you live there.
So what happened in your town?

Speaker 10 (15:01):
So this old lady was having a surprise party at
a church and her family was and they willed her
in in a wheelchair to the surprise party and everybody
yelled out surprise. And she had a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh no, did she survive? Is she okay?

Speaker 10 (15:20):
Yeah? Yeah, she survived. I mean they just had to
take her to the hospital in the ambulance. But she
fought up.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Can you imagine surprise? Oh dear god, she's blue. So
maybe surprise parties aren't for everyone.

Speaker 18 (15:38):
Is that?

Speaker 10 (15:39):
Maybe maybe an age woman?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I don't know. Good God, that's not good. Hey, Jordan,
what are you doing today?

Speaker 10 (15:46):
I'm actually on the way to work. I teach. I'm
actually on the way to work.

Speaker 14 (15:49):
Now.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
You do you teach? What do you teach? What do
you do?

Speaker 10 (15:52):
I teach fourth grade maths and science?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh my god, I hate math, love science? Fourth grade?
Oh my god? You know what. We love our We
love our teachers. Hey do you have a are you online?

Speaker 20 (16:05):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Are you doing funding for your classroom at all?

Speaker 10 (16:09):
So? I'm actually I do a lot of I do
virtual first half day and in class second half. And
I do a lot of donor shoes. I'm actually working
on one right now.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
All right, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna hook you
up with Andrew, my assistant. He actually came into work today. Uh, okay,
and we're gonna take care of you own donor's shoes. Okay.

Speaker 10 (16:27):
Oh, I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Thank y'all.

Speaker 10 (16:29):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, we love that you're listening. Thank you so much. Jordan,
you have a great day. Okay, y'all too, hold on
one second, And to all of our teachers listening, we
love you. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 17 (16:39):
Yeah, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran
phone tap?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
All right, Garret, Yes, what's it all about?

Speaker 21 (16:45):
So Marianna wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Lorenzo. Now,
Lorenzo owns a meatball truck and drives around selling lunch dinner,
and he's away on vacation. So we asked his daughter, Marianna, hey,
can you do me a favor I'm away? Can you
just work the truck for a week. Marianna says, is
a perfect time to do that phone tap. So Marianne
is going to start the call saying, hey dad, a
little problem.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
All right, let's see what happened. Here we go.

Speaker 16 (17:07):
Hello, hey dad, Hey baby, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm all right?

Speaker 22 (17:13):
How are you?

Speaker 21 (17:13):
How's they feel?

Speaker 9 (17:14):
Good?

Speaker 23 (17:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Beautiful weather down here, we'll love in it.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Good?

Speaker 12 (17:19):
Is everything going at work?

Speaker 24 (17:21):
I had to stop on the side of the road
to pick something up with the truck, and I came
out of the store and right now, actually they have
our truck on the tow truck and he won't let
me get it off.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 21 (17:38):
Wait, wait, wait, so you're there right now and they're
towing it right now.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, yeah, they're towing it.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Right now, like right as.

Speaker 25 (17:50):
God.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Now, what's it done? The back of the truck gets
all done. I gotta go.

Speaker 16 (17:56):
The phone, call them, Hello, hey, how you doing?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah? How you doing? Who's this?

Speaker 10 (18:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (18:02):
My name?

Speaker 10 (18:03):
I actually owned the truck.

Speaker 23 (18:05):
Now my daughter that that was driving it for.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Me on a vacation. Okay, great story. My name's Lincoln Biou.

Speaker 21 (18:10):
The deli called me and said there was parked illegally,
so you know it's it's in a fire.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Zone right now.

Speaker 21 (18:15):
So I gotta do what I gotta do and I
gotta take the trunk back to the yard.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I got it.

Speaker 16 (18:19):
But I mean, I mean she's right there right now.
Can we just like pay a fine so that we
shouldn't have to take it away? You know, like we're
gonna lose the whole day's work.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
You know what I'm saying, Well, what do you do?

Speaker 14 (18:29):
Well?

Speaker 16 (18:30):
You know, I mean it's on the side of the truck.
It's me bulls.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 21 (18:33):
Listen, it's my first day on the job. If I
come back with nothing on the truck, they're gonna have
my head. Okay, they're gonna have balls.

Speaker 16 (18:39):
Look me, I got what you're saying.

Speaker 27 (18:40):
So let's just work something out here.

Speaker 16 (18:42):
She can give you one hundred dollars. He take some
meat balls, you get a nice dinner.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Are you bro Are you brought? Are you brothering me
with me?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Balls?

Speaker 6 (18:50):
It's your first day in the job.

Speaker 27 (18:51):
This is how things work in this neighborhood.

Speaker 18 (18:53):
You don't get it.

Speaker 16 (18:54):
You see, we don't we to go towing trucks for
no reason.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, So let's play this out.

Speaker 21 (18:58):
If I left the truck there, okay, and nothing happened,
and then a fire broke out, how would the fire truck.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Get to nothing.

Speaker 27 (19:03):
There was no fire, but if there was.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
Can talk to me right now?

Speaker 23 (19:07):
You're probably blocking up all street anyway, Just get the.

Speaker 16 (19:09):
Bull and me out of here.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay. Can I ask you a serious question though about
your show?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Are you available for a party next week? I got
a party? What kind of party were you talking about?

Speaker 21 (19:20):
You just you were about to tell me to take
some meat balls. I'm saying, you want to make this work,
you come do my party, and I think I can
make it happen.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Look, I can't do that though, I mean, lud, what
is long with you? You just don't. I mean, you
sound like you I can say to something, what the
hell's happening here? I gotta go. You can take the
truck up in the odd next week? Okay? Did you
see next week?

Speaker 9 (19:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Next week?

Speaker 28 (19:44):
Oh get out of him. My no, no, no, she's
gonna go if you take.

Speaker 16 (19:47):
It away, she's gonna go over there today, pay the
fine and get it down.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
It doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that.
What would you work, Lorenzo.

Speaker 21 (19:54):
My name's actually Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
And you just got phone tap by your daughter.

Speaker 23 (20:00):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh what up?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh my god, Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 29 (20:11):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all partic the.

Speaker 17 (20:16):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
So I just got the weirdest text from Amanda Threeking Amanda,
she's online nineteen. I want to get to the bottom
of this. Pull on Amanda.

Speaker 10 (20:36):
Good morning, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's going well. So may I may I read the
text that you sent because we're trying to we found
the commercial you're talking about. We're trying to figure out
what the problem is here. May I may I read
the text out loud? Is that cool?

Speaker 10 (20:52):
Please do?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Elvis. Let me preface this by saying this is only
because I enjoy listening to you daily. And by the way,
I'm a thank you, Amanda. This is an out of
love crap sandwich. I think you're hilarious, but there's a
Dura cell battery commercial running, and every time you say
the words I forgot batteries, it makes my teeth hurt,

(21:16):
like I'm biting down on aluminum foil.

Speaker 24 (21:19):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Luckily we have the skip thirty seconds button so I
can skip back to listening to the good stuff. Okay,
I just will let you know. This may be a
little out there. Just wanted to get it off my chest.
It may be a me problem, all right. Can you
tell us exactly what it is about I forgot batteries
that makes your teeth hurt when I say it?

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay, So I'm gonna say. You know, when Nate does the.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Horoscopes and he does it in that weird.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Tone and you're just like, oh, yes, well that's kind.

Speaker 30 (21:52):
Of the way that you say I forgot batteries, and.

Speaker 10 (21:55):
It's just, oh my goodness. I don't know if they
told you to say.

Speaker 8 (21:58):
That or.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's not. So it's not the words I forgot batteries,
it's how I say them.

Speaker 10 (22:06):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
It just makes you want to just like lash out.
I don't know, it hurts. It hurts your teeth.

Speaker 11 (22:13):
I wonder if your ears are more sensitive than others
to certain pitches or something.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I don't know. I don't know. Well, let tell you.
Let's play it. We found it and it's in the
beginning of this commercial. By the way, we love Dura cel.
There is no other battery in my house, right uh?
Just for the for the record, but you know, maybe
I did them a disservice. Let's listen, and we're listening
for the words I forgot batteries. Here we go. It's

(22:38):
elvious got to talk about dura cell batteries. You know,
the holidays are here and with this time of year
comes the three scariest words you can hear. It's I
forgot batteries. Come on, make sure you don't okay, okay,
So I don't know, it just didn't bother me. No, well,
hold on, we're not talking to here. We're talking to Amanda.
We want to make sure she's happy. She loves our show,

(23:01):
you know, for once, we're trying to be customer service forward.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
All right.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
So it's the So you're saying, it's my inflection with
I forgot batteries. You don't like it, yes, sir, yes, sir?

Speaker 31 (23:14):
All respect you see.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
You know, if you want to talk to someone about
something that's bothering you, you say it like Amanda saying it.
Okay uh, And I appreciate that. So let me do
we do we isolate the I forgot batteries or do
we have to play the whole thing?

Speaker 5 (23:33):
But here we go.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, let me hear how I say it now, if
you if you want to put the phone down, Amanda,
I don't you know, to throw up or anything. But
here we go. I just got to talk about Dura
cell batteries. You know, the es are here, and with
this time of year comes the three scariest words you
can hear. It's I forgot batteries. Okay, So okay, I
think I say it like this, I forgot batteries. That's

(23:57):
how I say it, all right, So how how do
you want me to say it? That would be more
pleasing to your ear hole?

Speaker 9 (24:05):
Then?

Speaker 20 (24:05):
I think this is a me problem, and I have
that skip thirty button.

Speaker 10 (24:09):
You can say it however you'd like.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I was just getting it off my chest. But wait, Amanda, Amanda,
someone just sent a text saying, now I can't stand
the way he says it. You're causing You're causing a
storm mode. He says, you're causing a storm of hate
for that one. Sorry, sorry, I think this is hilarious, Amanda.

(24:33):
Let's make that very clear. They're saying it sounds forced.

Speaker 10 (24:38):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Huh really okay, Well, okay, here's the thing. If it's
if it's Christmas morning and we open up, you know,
a gift that needs batteries. I'm like, oh, I forgot
the batteries? Is it better like that?

Speaker 10 (24:55):
I have to think about that.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
No, No, you know what you know I always learned
a long time ago you should never complain about something
unless you haven't a fix, because that's what they tell
us here at iHeart. I never bitched moan about something
unless you have an answer to fix it. So I'm
trying to Yeah, what's that name? I think Amanda, Amanda?

Speaker 12 (25:14):
I think you should say how you want it to
be said's they can.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Turn about his fair play Amanda. Let's say, let's say,
here we go, you're opening a gift and you realize
you forgot the batteries. Okay, what do you say? And
how do you say it? But you got to say
it and you know, out loud to it.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Here we go, sang it the batteries.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
That actually is very good. I do like that much.
So Scottie, can I redo that commercial and insert dang
it the batteries? Of course? No, I mean, can you
edit it like real quick? Do you have it pulled?

Speaker 18 (25:52):
It?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Do you have the commercial pulled?

Speaker 20 (25:54):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, I have it here, I have it the raw cut. Here,
you have the original raw cut? All right, all right,
so let me know when I can record. How fast
can you insert dang it the batteries. Let's see. Okay,
you can hear it live. We're gonna do it live
on the air. Here we go.

Speaker 32 (26:09):
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do
it because my mic is on, but I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay, turn your mic off and here we go and
point at me when you're ready for it. Dang it,
dang it the batteries. Is that how you wanted, Amanda,
How do you want it? Perfect? Okay, here we go.
Dang it the batteries. Okay, he's now inserting that into
the commercial. He's taking out the line I read, I

(26:32):
forgot batteries and I we're gonna see if this works.
It's a live experiment experiment. That's by the way, Dura
Cel didn't pay for this. You don't work for Duriel. Okay,
they say, Okay. People are getting like, really really picky.

(26:53):
I think it's the way the tea is pronounced. It
hits the teeth funny and causes a reaction when I
hear it, Amanda Amanda had no idea. This is how
her day was going to start, all right, So I
can play it, but I don't. I don't know if
everyone will hear it. Okay, you can if it's going
through your board.

Speaker 32 (27:10):
Let's see you tell me.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Here we go. Okay, now we don't hear it. I
don't hear it here. Did you hear it on the.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Air, Yeah, we hear it.

Speaker 32 (27:20):
It must be only locally here on zee hundred. I
can't play it.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, well, can you move it over to the card
deck or something.

Speaker 32 (27:26):
And you It'll take me sixty seconds, but sure.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Okay, do that. Do that?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
We're gonna Amanda, we're gonna get to the bottom of
this and we'll see if the new one is acceptable
because the client has to say, okay, dang it, the
batteries works just fine. Sound good, Amanda? Are you still
a member of military personnel? Yes, sir, Well, we thank

(27:51):
you for serving our country very much. And uh you
know you're you're you're you're serving your country in a
different way right now by having this change a Dura
cell commercial.

Speaker 10 (28:02):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
I couldn't ask for anything better.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Thank you, all right, do we have something for Amanda?
Let's let's give something special to Amanda.

Speaker 12 (28:09):
This is a true crap sandwhich, this is the middle
that is going to be so good for you. We're
gonna give you a two hundred and fifty dollars Macy's
gift cards. Yeah, you can get something that requires dang
bad batteries.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Okay, now we're running into a new problem. The copy
says three words. There's three words I don't want to
you don't want to hear, and then I say I
forgot batteries. That's three words. But is dang it one word?
Dang it is one word. I see oka spelled as
one word before. Okay, so dang it the batteries. So
that's three words. So we still it still makes sense, right, Okay? Yes,

(28:45):
So yeah you're getting Amanda. So Amanda gets a two
hundred and fifty dollars Macy's gift card. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (28:52):
Yeah, because Harold Square has so much going on. Uh,
the the iconic Harald Square Store got a lot.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
I can't give me this.

Speaker 11 (29:00):
You need glasses, you need glasses, Oh my goodness. Located
at Macy's iconic Carold Square store featuring exciting assortment of products,
gifts and food and beverage from all over fifty local businesses.
They've got so many cool things collapse with Disney ugs,
lots of things.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
All right, very good, Amanda, congratulations. See, if you want
to complain, you complain in the proper way, the constructive way,
And sometimes you walk away with two hundred and fifty
dollars or you know, two hundred and fifty dollars to
spend at Macy's. Hey ya, how do you like that? Amanda?
Thank you? All on one second, we're gonna get your
info and send it to you. All right, we may
have to like redo this entire commercial, though. Do we

(29:39):
have it? Is it ready to play? I got it here? Okay,
all right, we're gonna okay, let's just see how it sounds. Yeah, okay, here,
here we go. Here it is. It's almost got to
talk about Dura cell batteries. You know, the holidays are here,
and with this time of year comes the three scariest
words you can hear, dang it the batteries. Come on.
Make sure you don't get caught out out. I know,

(30:00):
but but people are still complaining about dang it being
one word or two. This is the problem.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
It is one I've seen it up where one of
the what it says that it can be hyphenated. So
if it's hyphenated, that's technically one word, yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Is it? Yes, that's one word hyphen.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
I mean it's spelled like two words everywhere I'm looking, Nate.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
But okay, but what what? What hold on?

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Now?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
What if we change the line leading into dang it
the batteries.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
You don't want to hear these words that you don't
have to put a number?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, okay, let me hear that goes? How that goes,
and we'll figure out what to write here? Play it again?
Here it is got to talk about dura cell batteries.
You know, the holidays are here, and with this time
of year comes the three scariest words you can hear.
And with this what is it? And with this and
with this time of year, what do I say? Comes
the three words you can hear. Okay, here we are
you rolling?

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Hold on, Scotty's right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I'm sorry we have to take up your time and
you're driving to work. You've got things to do.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
And with this and with this time of year comes
the words you don't want to hear. Right, is that
it be ready and with and with this time of
year and in this time of year.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
What do I say saying this time of year.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
And in this time of year, those words you don't
want to hear?

Speaker 7 (31:15):
Perfect?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
No, do it again. I don't like that one.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Again it again?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
And this time of year there are words you don't
the words you don't want to hear, and this time
of year, there are words you don't want to hear. There,
put that one in, all right, we're going to put
that in. Okay, we have people sitting in their cars
waiting to go into work to hear the newly constructed
Dura cell commercial. Amanda complained and said she hated the

(31:43):
way I said I forgot batteries, because you know, when
you open the gifts for the holidays, you got to
have batteries. So she suggested, I say, dang it the batteries.
But originally it said we need three words and three
words where I forgot batteries. We really think dang it
is two words. Therefore it's four words, so we had

(32:04):
to change two lines. Here is the newly constructed Doura
cell commercial. Here we go. It's Elvis got to talk
about Dura cell batteries. You know, the holidays are here,
and this time of year there are words you don't
want to hear. Dang it, the batteries come on. Make
sure you don't get caught off guard on Christmas. There
you go, all right. Now people are complaining, People are

(32:24):
complaining about other things. You know what, get over it.
We can't and we're out of Macy's gift cards. Go away.

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Speaker 2 (33:05):
Help mister ran in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
So you know the other night Sam and I were
having a moment. We're having it because I've loved my producer, Sam.
She's my little sister, right, I love you, And she
asked me, but go ahead, ask me what you asked
me about that.

Speaker 33 (33:29):
Time was I ever close to being fired with one
time in particular?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
And then I said, well, which time are you talking about?
And she reminded me of something that happened.

Speaker 33 (33:39):
Yeah, I had left multiple curses in a phone tap,
which is like the bare basement of my responsibilities.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
And it aired, and the first time.

Speaker 33 (33:49):
You were able to press the dump button, and then
when the second one happened, the machine had not caught.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Up to itself yet, so it went on the air.
Everyone heard it.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
So people don't know that, but dato, the phone tap
is at it like multiple times. And then Sam listens
to it one last time to make sure all the
explsive expenity. Yeah, all the dirty words are out. Well
this day she didn't or she forgot what happened. How
come it ended up the F word flew the best word.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
The reason's pathetic.

Speaker 33 (34:14):
I was staying up with my roommate at the time,
who was your worst assistant, Anthony, and we were watching
World's Strongest Man Comes an hour and forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
So we played the phone tap this morning and that
morning and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, you're falling.
So I'm like, oh, my god, and I remember looking
at Nay going did you hear that? And he reached
for the dump button and we saved it, sort of
as you said. So your question to me was were
you almost fired that morning? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
No, I should have been.

Speaker 24 (34:44):
No, it.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Was an accident.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
It happens.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
What a nice place we work.

Speaker 33 (34:50):
Objectively speaking, I should have been fired.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
I would have fired me so fast.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
It takes a lot to get fired from this dump.
So I want to hear people who actually were fired
with cause you had a friend you were talking about, Gandhi,
my best friend Melissa.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I love you, Melissa, if you're listening. We were when
we were in high school college. She came home one
day and was I rate that she had gotten fired
from the gym. At the gym she used to watch
all the kids in the daycare centers.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Okay, that was her job to watch the kids in
the daycare center.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yes, one job, watch the kids in the daycare center.
Came home, I rate, I lost my job. I said,
what happened?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
I lost one of the kids today. But like they
came back.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
You lost a kid, lost a kid.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
You have one job and you lost a kid. Where
was the kids wandering through the gym. I'm like, oh
my god, and you don't know why you got fired.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
But they came back.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
I said, like people used the word lost, I misplaced.
I didn't lose it, I just misplaced the.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
First Danielle, have you ever been fired? And for good reason?

Speaker 11 (35:48):
I quit first, but they said they were going to
fire me for punching somebody?

Speaker 7 (35:51):
But you know what, what what?

Speaker 10 (35:54):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Where did you punch someone?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Donald's?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Didn't you throw a sandwich at them?

Speaker 20 (35:59):
Too?

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Different?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
There was a different day.

Speaker 11 (36:01):
It was another employee and we had been dating the
same guy at one point, not not at the same time,
but different times.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
And she thought I said something I didn't say.

Speaker 11 (36:11):
And you punched her, and so she punched me first,
but they didn't see that, so then I punched her.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
But then I was like, I'm done with.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
This crap, so I quit, but apparently they were going
to ask me to leave it anyway.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Oh yeah, I don't think you can punch people at work,
so I weren't.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
There wasn't a customer.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Oh, but I guess it's fine.

Speaker 25 (36:26):
It's better.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
So I want to hear from someone who just flat
out just knows they were fired and they should have
been fired. Wait, hold on, I got Craig. Hi, Craig. Yes,
hello Craig. So you got fired and you should have
been right.

Speaker 23 (36:41):
Yeah, well I was suddenly let go on good terms.
I was and kicked out the door, you know, and
dragged by my shirt.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, let go on
good terms. Yeah, Craig, we love you, but we have
to let you go. So what happened?

Speaker 23 (36:53):
What happened? I was in the high schooler. It was
my first job. I was, you know, seventeen years old,
and I was a cashier at a mom Pod grocery stores.
And I became good friends with a lot of the
clientele that would come into as customers, and once in
a while I would kind of just let the expensive
stakes and the expensive meats kind of fly through without
kind of ringing them up.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Wait, so you're giving away stakes to your friends.

Speaker 23 (37:17):
I love the free meat, free meat for everybody.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Complimentary meat, ohkay, complementary meat. Yeah. So you you so
you actually see why you were let go? And you
so if you own that store, you would have fired
you too, probably.

Speaker 23 (37:31):
Yes, I understand. I was just you know, I was
being friendly with people and had just you know, I
just got away, carried away too much. I guess there
was more than just one.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
You know what, maybe they didn't think this through. Maybe
they should have thought, well, those customers are now more
loyal to our store because Craig gave them meat, and
they're going to come back.

Speaker 23 (37:47):
You exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
They actually probably made out, but they didn't realize that.

Speaker 23 (37:51):
Yeah it was. I was sixteen years old and that
was kind of my first job. But I was just
trying to be nice and again keep the clients coming back,
and I guess they.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Did for a while.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
At least you admit that you would have fired yourself.
That's good, all right, Craig, thank you.

Speaker 23 (38:05):
You get there.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I'm sorry to know you back then. I love free me.

Speaker 18 (38:08):
Bas.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
We just got a text. My husband got fired for
drop kicking a basket of cheddar Bay Biscuits red Lobster.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Care.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
He should go to jail for that, right.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Hello, Hello is Stephanie. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (38:21):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
We're doing well? What's going on, Stephanie?

Speaker 34 (38:25):
Well, my husband really should have been fired.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
When I'm hearing this so much to get fired for
putting this call through because the phone isn't working, Okay,
to start again, Stephanie, your phone's breaking up. What's going on?

Speaker 14 (38:38):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (38:40):
Yes, my husband should have been fired when he dropped.

Speaker 34 (38:43):
The bread basket in the kitchen of red lops.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh that was your husband.

Speaker 10 (38:47):
Yes, it was my husband.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
But they didn't fire him. They let him stay on.

Speaker 14 (38:51):
No, they fired him.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
He should have got fired.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, you know what, sometimes you shouldn't drop kick drop
kicking bread's one thing, but when it's the cheddarbay bacuits,
thank you so much. It's kind of funny how I
talked about that and then she appeared on the film
like that.

Speaker 11 (39:08):
I got taken in the back a lot at one
of my Oh me too, But I'm not like that,
So I just got.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
A talking to it.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
What did you do that? Why do you know?

Speaker 7 (39:17):
Like throwing change at a customers? Probably out the.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
One of the guys that I used to work with
when I was a waitress, he thought it would be
hilarious to take a stapler and replace it with one
of those jokes staplers that like.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Zafft you, but it's zapp do you really hard?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
And one of the girls that we had that we
worked with had like a hard issue and zapped the
crap out of her. She was okay, but she made
such a big deal he got fired on this pot.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
My god, Hello Lauren, Hey, well good morning. So you
were fired and you think that you deserve to be fired.
What did you do?

Speaker 23 (39:49):
So?

Speaker 26 (39:50):
I used to work in the multi cinema and Edgewater
and my manager came up to me and he was
asking me to do a million in one past and
I was super busy, and I got frustrated and aggravated
because he had he had a ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
Tube and I just straight punched the monitor and my
hand went through it.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Oh you mean that computer screen monitor thing? Your hand
went through it.

Speaker 26 (40:13):
My hand went through it, fell every wire and pulled out.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Like wow, incredible, hulk.

Speaker 16 (40:21):
I know.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
So did they fire you?

Speaker 10 (40:23):
Oh yeah, absolutely yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
But you know what, they should leave you alone. You
were busy at the theater.

Speaker 15 (40:32):
I'm saying.

Speaker 26 (40:33):
And then I was banned to work in any multiplex
cinema and even if it was like a different state,
like I was not able to work in.

Speaker 10 (40:40):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I love that you could go to Wisconsin like, oh no,
can't work at our multiplex theater. You've been banned? Okay,
thank you. Worst things have happened all right, Lauren? Thank you?
Can you imagine? Oh God, I don't want to live.

Speaker 31 (40:52):
My life anymore. I can't work in a multiplex theater.
I just want to work at a multiplex theater. That's
all I want to do in life, truly, all I
want to do. Please Multiplex.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Troggy, what's up?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
I had a friend that worked at a tire store
and it was his very first day after training, and
he was supposed to tighten the lugs on all four
tiresing tighten the lug on three tires, he forgot the
front right side tire, and so as the woman pulled
out of the tire establishment, her tire goes rolling down
the road and the car falls off onto the side.
She is fired on the spot, and.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
He deserved it. There's a job available a to Multiplex theator.
Hello Jessica, Hi, good morning, Well, good morning. So you
work in the HR department at your company? Correct?

Speaker 35 (41:47):
I do I know? I'm actually heading to work to
fire somebody today.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Do they deserve it? Or do they deserve it than
you deserve it?

Speaker 35 (41:57):
This particular one is pretty straightforward. It's for performance. But
you know there's nobody ever thinks they deserve it. You know,
even if they were on like an improvement plan or
something like that. You know, they'll still go to a
lawyer and sue us.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I tell you what. No, we're receiving a lot of
calls from people today who said they deserved it.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Responsibility.

Speaker 35 (42:21):
Oh, I'm really happy to hear that people are taking responsibility.
But at least for me, nobody usually does and they
end up doing us.

Speaker 13 (42:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, yeah. Well look, welcome to the corporate world, as
they say, because we work in a big corporation here,
I'm I'm waiting for them to fire me. I'm going
to sue them like you I've never seen. I've never
seed a big company, but iHeartRadio. You're in for it. No,
I know they could never fire me. That's pretty funny.

(42:50):
All right, thank you, Jesica. Good luck today. I'm sorry
you have to go fire someone. Can you imagine having
to go fire someone? What's scary?

Speaker 13 (42:56):
Remember our friend baldfreak Ronnie, who worked at an amusement park.
He let the goats out of the petting zoo because
you left the gate open, And then that night, that
same night, the rabbits eskateed onto the parkway Contail.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Were never found. Momsy and Contail where hit my cars? Hello? Omar, Hi, Hey,
so why were you fired and did you deserve it?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Well?

Speaker 18 (43:20):
I used to work in Portly for a residential building.
I was a door man, okay, and it was my
birthday and this tenant, she's really cool. She came down
with a birthday cake and with mango vodka, and then
she was like, do you want to take some shots?
And I was like okay, and so little by little
we were taking shots. And then as the clients were
coming off, the tenants were coming home from work more,

(43:41):
We're like, I'll bring down a bottle. Let's take some
more shots. And then at the end of the night,
I was just running around the lobby dancing with them.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
And I fired you for being drunk on the job.

Speaker 18 (43:52):
I hate that, but it was my birthday, so I
thought it was okay.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
It was your birthday. You know what you know? You
know our rule, Omar, If it's your birthday, there are
no rules, nothing counts, but they let you go. I
hate to hear that, you know, I would love a
drunk door man. I think I am happy blated birthday.
But Omar, if you if you were your boss. Would
you have let you go for being drunk on the job.

Speaker 18 (44:16):
I would have. I mean I kind of let like
other tenants take their own packages because you know how
dormants are.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
So this is why people take my dry cleaning because
Omar has been drinking. And happy belated birthday. Seriously, a
lot of people are texting in about, you know, getting
fired because they were having sex in the back room.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
When they had sex in the front room. Oh yeah,
you should have been fired, to Nate.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
And finally we talked to Matt. Hey, Matt. So, Matt
was a manager at McDonald's and you got fired for
several reasons. Why what did you do?

Speaker 28 (44:54):
Well, Uh, there's a s one employee. She was one
of those uh people at work that's lazy planing all
the time.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
And like to like the straight night of McDonald's. Okay,
go ahead. So what did she do?

Speaker 10 (45:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 28 (45:06):
I just thought it would be funny if maybe I
mooned her and that did not.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Go over well.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
So you pulled, So you pulled your ass out.

Speaker 10 (45:15):
And uh then one time.

Speaker 28 (45:18):
Then the second strike that really got me was when
I was we were I'll let them deep fry oreos
into fry vats. And something about food allergies, and that's
just frowned upon.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh hold on, So you almost invented a new dessert
a McDonald's, the fried oreos. They should they should give
you a raise for that you were inventing.

Speaker 28 (45:40):
Oh they didn't see it that way.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
All right, Thanks for calling me, Matt, and you can
moon us and fry our oreos anytime you want.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
All right, thank you, Thanks for color.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Could you imagine the stories if you talked about all
the reasons radio people got fired?

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Oh forget it, I mean the things we know.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Oh please. I've been on the edge of being fired
from the play so many times.

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I do.

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(46:37):
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Speaker 22 (47:06):
Yeah?

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You ordered the Impulse blue black leather gto right.

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You know it better be refundable to get an.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Attorney or something.

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Now this is good.

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We could send the car back and when it's all
fixed up and ready to go, I could throw in
some floormats for you.

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No, now that ain't gonna that ain't gonna cut it.

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cool monograms mudflaps.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Mud flaps, more math.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
What else would you like? Some car fresheners with that
yet that?

Speaker 22 (48:08):
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I'll let him go buy that appen mousday. I don't
know what the hell he.

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Needed gto for anyway, because he's got to be like
mister Nascar.

Speaker 22 (48:22):
He's gonna get what I want now because I've had
it with it all.

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and take delivery on this car. And by the way,
we're not responsible if any more of the doors fall off.

Speaker 22 (48:35):
You expect us to take a piece that's been in
an accident.

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Right, you know what, We're just gonna go ahead.

Speaker 13 (48:41):
We could charge your account today, or we could send
the car to you in its current form.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
You don't think so you think so.

Speaker 11 (48:48):
Oh, ma'am, Hello missus Peterson, you're being downright rude at
this time.

Speaker 22 (48:56):
No I'm not.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I'm trying to offer you solutions. No yes, no, yes, no.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
Yes, no, oh, just stop it already.

Speaker 13 (49:04):
In the meantime, you could start making your payments on
the vehicle, because it does belong to.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
You, over my dead body.

Speaker 22 (49:10):
You'll take that money out.

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Right, Actually, we are going to take that money out.

Speaker 22 (49:14):
Oh god, I'm getting coaggravated.

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What is the matter with you, ma'am? Are the matter
with me? You're a little bit loony, you know.

Speaker 22 (49:22):
We'll say what Pontiac the main headquarter says, after I
make a report against you too, I'm going down there
tonight to get.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
That one thousand dollars back.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 22 (49:33):
Oh my god, you guys are crazy, You're really crazy.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Phone tap.

Speaker 29 (49:43):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
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Elvis Seran phone tap only on Elvis Saran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
This is Alister in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
We had something we wanted to talk about. This break
and trying to Oh yeah, I want to talk about
the dating sites now. Gandhi has informed even though she's
not on the dating sides these days that they are
just uh, it's it's it's like dark alleys. It's all
sorts of with all sorts of awful people like trying
to like mess with each other and screw each other

(50:27):
over and steal money from people. Whatever happened, just a
good old dating site.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
No, apparently swiping is no longer all it's about.

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Now.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
You can sell goods, you can sell yourself, you can
sell drugs. There's all kinds of stuff. One of my
friends met a guy who was like up to his
neck in a Ponzi scheme. Another person met a sorcerer.
There are just like most sorcerers.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I'd like to.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Sorcerers.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Yes on bumble.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
He was all about sorcery and you know, the white
witchcraft and whatnot. But I swear all of my friends
just have the crazy stories. Nobody is ever meeting a
person that is like their soulmate anymore. They're just having
encounters and coming back with the craziest things ever. Everyone's
lying about their age, about their job. Nothing is real.
I don't even understand how these things are working anymore.

(51:14):
I mean, one of my friends has probably fifty matches
a day. She's beautiful, she's going for her.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Is that a lot? I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I mean, there are probably people who match with more
if they're just swiping. But of those fifty matches, she
gets maybe one date a month who ends up being
somebody who is completely lied about everything.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I need to know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Okay, that's not good. Yeah, I've never I've never been
on dating sites ever because I've always dated, you know, me,
always in demand, always in demand.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
See when I.

Speaker 11 (51:48):
Was dating, I went on one date from a dating site,
and when I showed up at the restaurant, the person
looked nothing like the picture, true, but the whole And
you know what pissed me off was that he made
made me feel like.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
I was wrong because I wanted the guy in the picture.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Did he gaslight you?

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:07):
And I was like, dude, I'm like, you're the one
who lied. He's like, yeah, but it shouldn't matter. I
look that, I look like this, My.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Person should matter.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You're lying.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
It's false advertising, and obviously it obviously mattered to him
or he would have changed it on the dating site.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
And it's not up for conversation. It's like, go away,
go away.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I have one of my friends met a guy who
was well into his forties but said that he was
in his thirties, and when she said, why would you
do that, he was like, well, because when I say
that I'm in my forties, I don't match with anyone
in their thirties. Well, yeah, be honest about what's going
on that try to trick people.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
So you were also saying, Ganda, you believe that the
pay sites are actually the more legitimate sites if you
but the free ones are the ones where people are
out just to be idiots.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
To scam and defraud you.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Yeah, it seems like, I mean, from what everybody is
telling me, the ones where you have to actually go
pay to have you know and whatever. So sites like
match dot com or eat Harmony or even the League,
I guess they say that the people who are willing
to pay money are a bit more serious about actually
pursuing a relationship and going on dates and trying to
do this, as opposed to let's say, like a plenty
of fish, where I'm not saying you can't meet anybody,

(53:16):
but you are meeting all of the fish and some
of the you know, barnacles.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Of the Sea Barnacles. You know we should bring Ali Gold.
Hey Ali, she's everything social media and more high Alli, Hi,
how are you well? Okay? So we know for a
fact that you you're out there with the on dating
sides and you're you know, high volume.

Speaker 19 (53:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 37 (53:37):
Well, one of the things when Gandhi is talking about
the age, something.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
That guys do is their height.

Speaker 37 (53:42):
Right, So if you're if a guy says he's five seven,
he's really below five to seven. And then if they
say they're five to ten, they're really about like five nine,
five eight, right, And if they're six feet, they're probably
five eleven.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I don't understand how you think you can get away
with it. You're lying?

Speaker 7 (54:00):
What happened to the other three inches they show exactly?

Speaker 37 (54:03):
Well, I've gone on a date and the guy was
significantly shorter than me, and you're not five eight, you're
definitely five five, like I'm five to two.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
I know where I come up. Yeah, you have.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I have a couple of friends who have that mark
on their wall in their house that is six feet
so when he walks in the door, they can see
is he actually six feet or did this?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Well? Lie like they have it seven to eleven on
the doors. Yeah, that they know the purpose and d
Duncan has that too, So so if someone rob comes
in and there's something wrong, they can tell them how
tall they are are. It's like at the Howard Stern Show.
They have they have they have scales built into the floor.
Why they do they do so when people visit they

(54:45):
they without knowing they're they're finding out how much they weigh?
What Jenny legal, It's totally legal. Anyway, hold on, let
me go to Jenny here. Hi jededa A. Hi, Hi Jenny.
So are you can you tell us which dating site
you've been using the most?

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Well, I'm actually on too. I'm on a Plenty of
Fish and I'm on Meeting.

Speaker 16 (55:10):
Meeting, meet Me, meet Me.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Okay, how's that spelled?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
So what is your experience over there? I mean are
you are you legitimately looking for someone to you know,
really click with, or you're looking just for casual stuff?
What are you looking for?

Speaker 6 (55:29):
I am hoping I find somebody I click with, but
the messages are just so out of control. Like what
it's like like I get sugar daddy requests daily.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
People want you, they want you to be their sugar daddy.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
What no, they want me to be their sugar baby.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Take.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
Yeah, It's like every day I get one or two
of those. I also get messages asking me if I
would kick them in the balls for money, like nuts.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
How much does that cost?

Speaker 6 (56:06):
I had a guy offer me three.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
He was going to pay you to kick him for
three hundred bucks?

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Yes, wow, yes, in the nut?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Okay, just just just to take it down a serious
road for a second. If if Jenny, who is out
there looking to click with someone, this is the clutter
and the this is the the distortion she's getting online.
It's it's it's gotta it's yeah, it's got to really
take its toll. After a while, you're like, why don't
even bother? Right?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Oh, I take breaks because I can't. Like I'll turn
my messages off for periods of time because I just can't.
I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
It's too much the sugar daddy thing. I find interesting
being an older gentleman. I just can't imagine how I
feel about myself if I feel like I need to
go support someone to buy them to like me. Right.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
I don't know that that's been a thing too. I've
been asked, they're not a sugar daddy, per se. But
I've been asked if they could pay me for conversation,
get somebody to talk to.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Wow, so they're lonely.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Yeah, but you know what I would say. I would
talk to them and say, you know, like why do
you feel like you need that? You know, and then
we would go into a whole deep conversation about why
they need to pay somebody to talk to And.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
See, Jenny, you're out there just trying to click with someone.
You shouldn't have to take their copey and be their therapist.
You know, I'm just like woa exactly. Well, look listen,
best of luck to you, Jenny, and we're rooting for you.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Don't let them get don't let them get you down.
Don't let them get you down. Hi Connie, Hi, So Connie.
Hello Connie. Went on a date last month with a
guy who became He came to the date dressed as Batman. Yes,
it see that's hot.

Speaker 7 (58:01):
I would like that wasn't home costume?

Speaker 9 (58:05):
Yeah, like full on had to toe like it even
had like the good poy.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Now when it came up to your apartment, did he
take the elevator? Did he walk up the side of
the building.

Speaker 9 (58:17):
He had a grappling gun.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
So okay, So did you know he was going to
show up dressed as Batman? Connie?

Speaker 9 (58:25):
I kind of did, but I wasn't like, I wasn't sure.
I didn't take it serious. We had been talking for
a little while and we had got into a whole
conversation about DC versus Marvel, and he said that he
was obsessed with Batman and I was like, oh, that's cool,
Like I'm pretty obsessed with like, you know, four and
you know, in a think he's hot kind of way,
not they want to dress up like some kind of way.
And he showed up as Batman and asked me to

(58:48):
be his Robin and I said, excuse me, and Leston
never showed back up.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
He wanted you to be his Robin, Yes, ok.

Speaker 9 (58:54):
And I didn't know what that meant, and I wasn't
going to say to find out.

Speaker 11 (58:57):
Oh my gosh, I would have wanted him take me
to dinner and be in a public place because I
would have so many questions, like.

Speaker 9 (59:07):
A whip to attached to his utility belt. So I
was a little freaked out.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yeah, if your day shows up with a utility belt,
he better work for the utility company. All right, I
will thank you for sharing. Connie. Now no, no, bottom line.
Is this turning you off from dating sites? I mean,
does it make you not want to go on and
take that journey ever again?

Speaker 9 (59:29):
You want a second guest? Some of them?

Speaker 19 (59:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah, all right, there you go. All right, thank you, Connie,
thank you very much. Finally we go talk to Steve.

Speaker 16 (59:36):
Hello, Steve, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
How are you Are you hearing these stories?

Speaker 16 (59:43):
I'm hearing them, but you know, I'll be honest with you.
I actually quit dating sites about six months ago because
you're you know, a lot of the women on the
dating sites will give you checklists as far as hey,
I want a guy who's six feet tall, I want
a bearded guy. I want a tattooed guy. You check
all the you check all the boxes, You turn around,
you send them a message, and they're like, oh, I'm

(01:00:04):
not interested.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
That diamond, diamond diamond? Are you like Steve? Steve is
saying that you have requirements and every guy they have
to check off all the boxes, they have to be
tattooed or whatever. And if they and then you you
ghost them.

Speaker 19 (01:00:22):
Yeah, I will go someone with the quickness. I don't
have the time for it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
It's just like, what's not nice?

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
If it doesn't we have to mesh.

Speaker 19 (01:00:32):
You don't meet the requirements and we don't mesh, like
then I can't do it like one guy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Hold on, no, Steve, what do you want to say
to Diamond?

Speaker 16 (01:00:40):
Let me ask this question. How are you going to
mess with somebody if he sends you a message and
you send nothing back yet he meets all the requirements
you've put.

Speaker 19 (01:00:47):
Down, Steve, I don't know, like you know, it's just
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:00:53):
I'm one of those people who's turned off very quickly,
very easily. Like some guy spelled cigarettes wrong to me
and I was like, first of all, why are we
talking about cigarettes? And number two, why are you spelling
it wrong? Gotta go by?

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Yeah, it just doesn't that was your like soulmate.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Well then he'll come back around, he'll steak Steve. If
you're so, Steve, Steve, are you currently on the on
the site, still looking looking for son a click? Whether
you're done?

Speaker 16 (01:01:18):
No, I'm done, Like I can say, like I've I've
met somebody that I'm kind of seeing where it goes with.
But at the same time, like I just I had
to take a break. It was one of those things.
It was too problematic. Either like I said, you know,
you check all the boxes and then all of a
sudden you get nothing in response, or b you're getting

(01:01:38):
an overwhelming amount of women who are just trying to
sell you their their spicy content site and I'm I
don't have time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
For that way Gandhi. Is that another thing? Oh yeah,
the influencers in the wild are out there to run
a date.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
It's not just influencers, it's like people that have only
fans pages, so they'll say, oh, you want to talk
to me more, just head on over to this site,
and then you go to that site and they're making
you pay five bucks.

Speaker 16 (01:02:00):
My gosh, it's the worst. And like I said, it's
so it's so demoralizing for you know, single men out there.
Like I'm not trying to say, you know, men are
any different or any better than women, or women are.

Speaker 23 (01:02:10):
Any better than men.

Speaker 16 (01:02:11):
It's just very demoralizing when there are people on these
sites that are trying to actually find the person that
they could spend the rest of their life with and
they get bombarded with stuff like this, like you have
these lists that they meet, or you have these requirements
that these women want, or some of these people are
just trying to make money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
So Gandhi, this is why you brought us this topic
today to talk about, you know, look for someone who's
not out there dating. I'm learning. I'm learning a lot. Yeah,
I'm learning. I don't want to date ever again.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
I feel like it's just that light.

Speaker 11 (01:02:41):
Nice guys and nice girls kind of get lost because
you know, everyone's out there for the wrong reasons.

Speaker 16 (01:02:49):
I fully agree with Danielle on that one. It's you know,
nice guys truly do finish last, and nice women do
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
All the best to you, Steve's I'm sorry that there
are a bunch of diamonds out there.

Speaker 16 (01:03:00):
You have to find your diamond in the rough.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Thank you, Steve, have a great day, man. Thanks for
listening to us. There you have it. There's the there's
the human condition in the dating world online. Absolutely so crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Yes, another week and here we go into the day.

Speaker 17 (01:03:20):
Calvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
So interesting. Uh. Gandhi passed this article along to me
last week and I was reading through this article, and
I'm like, really, it's called non Americans are baffled by
some of the things Americans do in movies.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Oh yeah, So imagine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Yourself, you know, living in France or Greece or Asia,
or you know wherever in the world, and you see
these movies and you see how we're depicted. For instance,
do Americans really use red plastick cups at parties or
is it just in movies? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Wows right, yeah, ye, shocking. But that's one of the
things my parents said they were shocked about here too,
is how much disposable stuff the United States has.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yes, we do throw away a lot. Do Americans actually
have their funerals in graveyards with wooden chairs set up
beside the grave?

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
That is kind of strange.

Speaker 11 (01:04:22):
Oh yeah, I've never been to one of those. I
feel like that's more in the movies.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Oh I've been to one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
You do Americans actually have yellow school buses or is
that a movie thing?

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
What do we do? It's real, it's real.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Oh here's my favorite. Why do Americans always eat meat
loaf in films and on TV? What is a meat loaf?
It's a very American thing. Isn't that interesting how they
see us and they witness our our way of life.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Yes. Absolutely, Here's what.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I didn't understand. Do Americans actually have an obscene amount
of old pillows or is this just in the movies?

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
No, that's real.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Didn't you say something about your husband and being a
brit He was commenting on all the throw pillows we have.

Speaker 11 (01:05:09):
He will not let me have as many as I
would like because he I guess he didn't grow up
with throw pillows, and he's.

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
Like, what the hell do we need?

Speaker 11 (01:05:16):
And that's just more to take off the bed, more
to take off, So I am not allowed to have
as many as I would like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
You know, we could always reverse this and have questions
about their movies and their society or what's your question
for Danielle Nate?

Speaker 12 (01:05:29):
Yeah, well I have a question for you about Sheldon.
Does he really drink a lot of tea or is
that just in the movie?

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
He does not?

Speaker 11 (01:05:36):
Okay, I mean I think maybe when he lived there
he did, but he drinks more coffee now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Then they're always drinking tea.

Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
That's what they drink.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
My mom and dad drink a ton of tea. Because
you know, there was a lot of British rule in India,
so they have a lot of British customs about them
as well. My parents drink tea in the morning, and
of course high tea.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
They have to do that tip.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Right hei tea? And then what do we do? We
throw it in the Boston harbor by exactly your taxation.
Do Americans really eat potato chips on a plate with
their lunch? That's so weird, that's so weird.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
And then a sandwich?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Do they really put potato chips on the sandwich?

Speaker 25 (01:06:13):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
It's sour cream and onion.

Speaker 11 (01:06:16):
Potato chips on a salami and cheese sandwich is heaven?

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Oh my, so good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
So again, these non Americans baffled by the things Americans
do in movies? Do Americans actually purchase fake IDs Americans?
Do Americans really have five minute conversations at the door?

Speaker 25 (01:06:35):
That's funny too.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
How many times if you said, when don't you come
in and sit down?

Speaker 11 (01:06:39):
They go, no, no, I'm just dropping something off And then
they don't leave for like an hour and you're standing
at the door.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Do Americans actually leave a spare key under their door
match or is it just a movie thing? Because if
they do. That's really emmer effort dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Yeah, that's true, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Do Americans eat as many of those bare claws at
work as TV and movie movies would have us believe? Scary? Yes?

Speaker 24 (01:07:02):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Do Americans usually take high school football games? Really? Seriously?
Is that's just something in the movies?

Speaker 19 (01:07:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Especially, that's yeah seriously. Yeah, I do Americans actually eat
peanut butter and jelly? Or is that like a fake
movie thing?

Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
No, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
According to the movies, all Americans have a bag of
frozen peas in the refrigerator, but they never use them
while cooking. Why I used frozen peas just last night, So.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Shut out to cook with Yes, okay, you're supposed to
do with them if you hurt yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Yeah, oh you put another black eye.

Speaker 7 (01:07:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Do Americans really wake up and drink milk from the carton?

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
My boy's so disturbing. I hate that one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Yeah, do Americans actually care about home?

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Hold on second, see I drink sometimes. I drink milk
out of the cartons because Alex doesn't drink milk.

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Oh, so then okay, you're not sharing it. It's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Well, technically you're not supposed to do that still, because
once you introduce your saliva into something, it changes, it
starts to break it down.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
So technically you're not supposed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
To thank you here. Welcome science bashing the Americans. Do
Americans actually care about homecoming as much as the movies
make it out to be?

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:08:12):
Not where I grew up, we did not have homecoming
in the Bronx.

Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
Where I grew up, that was a movie thing. We
did not have that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
We had homecoming Homecoming, King and Queen, a big homecoming
game where people come back, the alumni from high school
days come back. Mollie is online. Two, Hey, Mollie, isn't
this list interesting? How they perceive us overseas?

Speaker 34 (01:08:34):
It's super interesting. It's kind of crazy, you don't think
about it. I've always heard that people learned how to
do telecalls through friends, but whatever. I had a friend
that brought over a like an exchange student. It was
in my early twenties, and we handed him a beer
in a red solo cup and he was from like

(01:08:55):
Germany or something, And when we handed him the red
solo cup, he freaked out, like he went, oh my gosh,
it's the cup.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
You see. I would do the reverse. I would go
to Germany and go, oh my god, it's a steine,
a beer stein. I see you guys eat drinking out
of those beer steins in your beer gardens all the time.
It's a beer garden.

Speaker 34 (01:09:26):
Welcome to our terrible beer in a red cup.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Yay, I love it. I love it. You freaked out.
So was it an Did he consider it an honor
to drink out of a red Solo cup?

Speaker 34 (01:09:37):
Yes he did, He said, I cannot wait to go
home until everybody I went to an American party and
drank from the red Solo cup.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
You know, the Solo Cup company should make a red
Solo steine where the heads of a little lid on
the top of a beer stein.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
I have an idea here, well, don't you remember, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
I wanted to do the Weinstein is my idea. That
was my idea, clearly. So it's like drinking wine, but
it has a little lid on it like a stein.
But then Harvey Weinstein ruined it, so I can't you know,
I don't want to name after him. Weinstein screwed me on.

Speaker 34 (01:10:14):
I mean, you'll never have a party fell.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Yeah, it's true. Thank you so much for listening. Molly,
go have a good day. Thanks for your story.

Speaker 34 (01:10:22):
Thanks, thanks a lot, I have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
What was that? Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
So in a in a ninety day fiance?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
You know, the concept is you get engaged to somebody
from overseas, bring them here and introduce them to the
American way of life before you get married. Every single
fiance from overseas is stunned by the American breakfast. They
all say, what is this sugar bomb that you guys
hit yourselves with immediately, like the cereals that we eat, donuts,
Oh my god, donuts, throw them off, Bacon, the amount

(01:10:50):
of processed meat, all of it. I mean, they are
just like you start the day with this, This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
You don't. Out of all my travels overseas, only the
UK did like a big breakfast with salt and stare.

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Oh yes, those are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
You go to France or Italy, what a grease stage
and they're like, what does have coffee? Shut up right?
What's scary? Counterpoint?

Speaker 13 (01:11:09):
When I went to Italy, I was looking for breakfast,
I'm like, where are the eggs?

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
And they're like, no, you could have this role with
some lutella on it and that's your bround slice like
Deli meats and stuff like that.

Speaker 10 (01:11:19):
Was like, what?

Speaker 11 (01:11:19):
Speaking of the UK, I didn't know they didn't have cheerleading.
When I was doing a Peloton class. One of the
instructors Hannah Franks, and it lives in the UK, and
she was talking about cheerleading and she said, growing up,
we never had that. We would see these movies and say,
how come we don't have things like this?

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
But they didn't have it. That's crazy to me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Let's see, I'm almost in the list. Okay, do Americans
actually have lab partners? This this the movie thing? Why
don't they do schoolwork alone?

Speaker 19 (01:11:46):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Do Americans eat fish fingers? I've seen them in American
film fish fingers like yeah, fish sticks, It's so funny, right.
Why do Americans and films always sit on their counters
to read newspapers and drink coffee? That's what we do?
And in movies? Why do Americans crumple their money? Is
this actually the real thing in life? Because I don't

(01:12:07):
get it. I do that. I like a dollar bill
like it looks like trash. Yeah, hello becky, Hello, oh cheerio.
So the stereotype is correct. How much tea do you
drink per day?

Speaker 38 (01:12:19):
Well, I always have a couple of my old gray
in the morning and I normally have another cup possibly
about an hour later or another hour later. But in
England they drink so much tea. My mom and my
dad drink tea all the time. And my sister they
won't go home and have a beer, They go have.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
A enough cup of tea, right see. I love that.
When I'm over there, I get into the tea culture
because it's it's it's fun, you know. I feel like
I'm in England, I'm drinking tea.

Speaker 11 (01:12:45):
And I feel like tea fixes everything. Like I remember
my mom, my mother in law, she would always say, oh,
can I make.

Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
You a cup of tea? Will that make you feel better?

Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
You know?

Speaker 38 (01:12:53):
It's like, yeah, that's just cute as things, But doesn't it.
In England, if you have workers come in the house,
say you're doing your bathroom or whatever, the first thing
they do is you make you a cup of tea
and they definitely have milk and always have sugar in
the tea. And then throughout the day you just make
tea constantly for them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
There you go, it's a tea all the time. It's
a tea machine. Becky, it's wonderful hearing your voice. Thank
you for listening to us, and I hope you have
a very, very fabulous day to day.

Speaker 38 (01:13:21):
Okay, it's lovely to talk to you to thank you
very much, you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Too have a lovely day, you too, thank you. Check
it out.

Speaker 34 (01:13:28):
Really, you're so appreciated and I will be so much.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Elvis Dane in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Okay, let me ask you a question. Let me ask
you something to give you something to think about, something
to chew want. As they say, if you lived in
a town with two barbers, one barber had a great
haircut and the other one had an awful messy haircut,
which barber would you go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
To the messy haircut?

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Why is that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Because the No.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Eight No, I'd go to the one with the great haircut,
because that's the no. The messy haircut, because the person
did that one, the good barber.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Right, you should go to the messy haircut guy, because
the guy, the barber with the good haircuts getting his
haircut by the messy haircut.

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Okay, let me let me make it something a little
more personal. If you need relationship advice, do you go
to someone who is in a long term successful relationship
or someone who's been through a lot of breakups?

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
I think a lot of breakups, because yeah, one person
in a long term relationship only has experience with that
one person.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
But the breakups, you know, all kinds of people.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
I don't know. But on the other hand, the people
who who are in the long term relationship, they made
it long term somehow true. And the short term people
who have lots of breakups, they kept getting it wrong
every time. Yeah, or for whatever reason. You know, all
relationships are different. You can't just base it off giving
you but it's something to think about, something to chew on.

(01:15:13):
Come on, Daniell give us something to chew on.

Speaker 11 (01:15:15):
What I always think, would you rather your boyfriend like
or husband cheat on you with another woman? Or a
guy like would you rather find out that he is
he's gay? Or would you rather be another woman? I
always think of like what the scenario I would rather be?

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Okay, I think I would go with what woman?

Speaker 7 (01:15:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Yes, because then if it was a guy, that's just
like two levels of what is going on when just
getting cheated on me, I would rather it be.

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
Guy because at least then I know, Okay, well it
wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
At the end of the day. Though, cheating is cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
That is true, very cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
You are correct, No matter where they are on the
spectrum between gay or straight.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
Or whether they have a wiener or the other.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Exactly cheating is cheating. What's geary?

Speaker 13 (01:16:03):
Along those same lines, would you rather your boyfriend or
girlfriend cheat on you with someone who's really really hot?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Yeah, someone really ugly?

Speaker 19 (01:16:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Cheating is cheating.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
Yeah. I would rather be hot because then I would.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Well be like, all right, they're physically hotter than me.
But if it was an ugly person, I'd be like, man,
their personality must be better.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
That hurts so much.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah, they actually have something intellectually to anor it I
don't have.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
What were you saying, Froggy Lisa's always said they better
be You better hope they're hot, because if they're not,
I'm gonna tell everybody and post every bad picture of
them I can find it. You're so mean, and you've
really thought this out, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Thought it through.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Would you rather be with someone you know or someone
you don't know if they cheated.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Don't know, don't know, don't know. Yeah, because if it's
somebody you know, then you've been betrayed twice.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
I'm still to me cheating and still cheating. I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know. I don't ever want
to be in that. Ohr question. I've been in that position,
but I never want to be in there again.

Speaker 17 (01:17:05):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand's Phone's happened.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Danielle, What do you have today?

Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
All right? Well, Michael says that Kristin and I are
getting married, and the plans have been going smoothly except
for the flowers.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
She cannot make up her mind. She asked the florists to.

Speaker 11 (01:17:19):
Show her two arrangements so she could decide which one
she likes better. They said, okay, they'll do it. But
now you call as the florists and say.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
I've changed our minds. We're not going to do that
for you. She's not going to be happy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
You know, you're dealing with people who are They're in
a very sensitive part of their lives right now. Oh yes,
is that what makes it good? All right? Today's phone tap?

Speaker 39 (01:17:38):
Hello christ and Hi, this is Mary over at So Hi, Hell,
are you good?

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
You've been dealing with Patty?

Speaker 20 (01:17:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:17:46):
Yeah, she's got taken off of your wedding and they
gave me all your paperwork.

Speaker 39 (01:17:51):
Oh okay, they're making up two different designs for you,
two centerpieces.

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
M h yeah, that can't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
I don't know who gave you the okay on that
in the first place.

Speaker 34 (01:18:03):
Patty.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
Yeah, that's the that's the problem. She shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 27 (01:18:07):
I mean, listen, I'm the customer and I've not been
treated very nicefully.

Speaker 11 (01:18:12):
Well see, according to the according to my paperwork here,
they said that you had the attitude problem.

Speaker 27 (01:18:18):
Well, you don't say that to someone.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I understand paying thousands of dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
I mean, honestly, unless you're like a celebrity, you know,
we're not going to give you special treatment. If you
were somebody, then maybe, But you know, if.

Speaker 27 (01:18:30):
I was somebody, how why anything so rude? You know what,
I'm gonna write a letter. Maybe I don't know what
the better business. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
but I really if I'm not difficult, and you guys
are so rude to me, I was recommended to you. Guys,
Can I just tell my money back?

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 27 (01:18:50):
I'm not say give me my money back. I will
find many floods that would like to deal with me
and will consider me a special person.

Speaker 18 (01:18:57):
Are you there?

Speaker 27 (01:18:58):
Because I'm not. You really want to you, and I
want to come there now and meet you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
Do you really want your money back? You really think
we're going to give you your money back? Yeah, that's
really funny. She thinks he's getting your money back.

Speaker 27 (01:19:11):
Okay, all right, you know what I'm usually I'm a
very nice person and I'm very very tolerable, but this
is just ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
Miss You meant tolerant, not tolerable. Sorry, I just want
to tell.

Speaker 27 (01:19:24):
You that you're very very very very rude. Now now
cursing and you Okay, I dealt with enough. I have
emails in writing from you and from your whole company.

Speaker 7 (01:19:37):
Well, your next marriage will be much easier for you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Don't worry who.

Speaker 27 (01:19:42):
I who are you?

Speaker 11 (01:19:44):
You know most of them do end in divorce, so
you have to keep that in mind that the next one.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
Will be easier. Are you serious? I'm serious? Okay, Okay,
You're going to talk to her now?

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Baby?

Speaker 27 (01:20:00):
So I get a phone call from Mary and maybe
she's like, well, we can't make two arrangements. She goes,
unless you're a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
I'm not going to treat you special.

Speaker 22 (01:20:10):
So what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
So we can't have the two signs? Now?

Speaker 14 (01:20:13):
We can't have the tooth?

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
I want money back?

Speaker 27 (01:20:17):
This is like I was like at this point, I go,
I don't even know what I don't even know what
to do. Probably, no, we can't get a freaking money back.

Speaker 34 (01:20:26):
She so rude.

Speaker 11 (01:20:29):
Chris to call me right now?

Speaker 14 (01:20:30):
Do you want to try to get you in on it? Y,
I'm gonna take I'm picking up right now.

Speaker 34 (01:20:34):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
What the fuck is going Hello? Hello?

Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
Yes, yes, Hi, I'm looking for Michael.

Speaker 23 (01:20:43):
Yes, this is Michael, Michael.

Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
Hi, this is Mary from SIS. How are you?

Speaker 23 (01:20:47):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
What what's going on there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
Between you and I? I just talked to Kristen. Is
that her name?

Speaker 24 (01:20:53):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Oh my god? Are you sure you want to go
through with this wedding?

Speaker 27 (01:20:57):
This is I don't I think I feel like I
like this is crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:21:01):
I didn't know you were on the phone. I'm very sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:21:03):
I have to go.

Speaker 23 (01:21:05):
I'm gone.

Speaker 27 (01:21:05):
I'm hanging up.

Speaker 10 (01:21:06):
Goodbye.

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
I'm gonna be going don't hang up.

Speaker 11 (01:21:10):
We have to discuss how this is Danielle Monaro from
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
And you just got phone tapped there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 29 (01:21:27):
This fal table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 17 (01:21:31):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
So I was talking to Froggy this morning, and uh,
I was just thinking, good, I have this way of
talking to myself when I'm here at home alone, right,
I'll have conversations with me and then it kind of
it kind of hit me upside the head where I'm
not really talking to myself. I think I have an
imaginary friend I'm talking to.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
Oh, very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
That's exciting because I actually challenged myself. And if it
was just me talking to me, then I would just
agree with everything I said. But I actually have arguments
with myself. Oh, so it's another being. It could be
another I don't know, I have different personalities. Maybe I
need to go see a therapist. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Can I ask what your biggest argument with yourself is?

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Oh? Anything and everything Okay, it's usually should or should not,
Like it's something as simple as putting salt in something
and I'm cooking, or the way I'm thinking about someone,
or you know, I could be negatively thinking about someone
and then my other voice says no, no, no, come on,
let's look for the positive in this person and it's
a good friend that okay. So when you're growing up,

(01:22:45):
did you have an imaginary friend? Froggie says he did.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Oh I did. I did because I didn't have a
sibling that I lived with, so sometimes I was you know,
I didn't have friends over.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
I had to play with somebody and to get.

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Tired of playing with yourself after a while, so I
just decided to have a little imaginary friend. I think
my parents thought I was weird because I would sometimes
say like, hey, can can can So and so come
with us? I would change their name, because who wants
to just one imaginary friend? You could have a couple.
And then I would say, hey, can you know can
I remember one? His name is Greg, not Greg T,
but Greg. And I would be like, hey, can can

(01:23:17):
Greg come with us? And my Mom's like, can you
just cut that out? Please?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Well, maybe your your imaginary friend has several names. Because
your imaginary friend has multiple personalities, it could get very,
very confusing. So anyway, it reminds me of Wilson the
Volleyball Castaway. So you know Tom Hanks. His character was
stuck on this island for how many years I don't know,
and his only friend was this volleyball he drew a

(01:23:45):
face on. He had fights with his friend. I mean
they went days without speaking to each other. Yeah, so
I looked it up. There's a professor somewhere, I think
in Canada. He's an expert on loneliness. How would you
like that job? He wrote an article on why people
who are isolated to talk to themselves or create imaginary friends.
And I am isolated several days a week, right right,

(01:24:05):
He says it might actually be a healthy thing for
us to do. The voices in our heads seem to
have thoughts on their own, and and uh, you can
actually cultivate a relationship with this voice in your head.
It's the same as as just listening to your your spirits,
but your spirit talks out loud through your mouth. It's
creepy if anyone hears you doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
If I was a parent and my little kid was like, hey,
can so and so come with us? They're right here.
I would freak out and be like, what the hell
are you seeing?

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
Or don't go to sit down? Someone goes, don't sit
on him, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
I can see. You could take it a little too far,
all right. Like we used to have a friend. I'm
not going to use her name because she may listen.
She she was dating a friend of mine. She would
be with us in the living room hanging out, and
then she's got to I'll be right back after to
the bathroom. As soon as the bathroom door would close.
You would hear arguments. I mean you would hear like
slamming stuff around, and she would be mad at her
inner voice.

Speaker 7 (01:25:02):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Anyway, it helps you deal with loneliness, but it also
helps you work through problems. It's like having someone there.
You do have this logic wired in your head, but
you don't always know how to tap into it unless
you think things through and let that voice be logic
and don't embarrass don't be embarrassed to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
No, I think tons of people have imaginary friends, you
know what.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
I agree?

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
I actually on this topic. I just got these books.
I actually ordered them for my friends. It's called Burn
after Writing, and it's a really good way to get
to know yourself and those voices in your head and
the things you're talking about. It asks you, like some
of your deepest, darkest secrets, things that you might not
have thought about since childhood.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
You write it all in this book, and when you're done,
you just toss.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
It, write it down in your head. Okay, Amazon, you're
coming to the house.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Yes, Burn after Writing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Text messages are coming through. I had an imaginary friend
drove my mom crazy. She told me my dad hit
him and killed him with the car.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
Oh my, that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
I had two imaginary friends who were Jewish because of
the rug rats, and my mom left one on the
side of the road and I freaked out. So I
mean I had an imaginary elephant. I would drag my
dog's least down the street, walking him down the street.
So look, you know, I'm not a parent, and I'm
not about to tell a parent how to or how
not to treat their child. But if they have an

(01:26:27):
imaginary friend, I wouldn't be so callous about killing them off.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
I certainly don't you kill it with a car, my god,
or leave them on the side of the road.

Speaker 7 (01:26:36):
That's not very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
At least let them leave of their own free will.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Eric nine one says, I'm so glad you're talking about this.
I talk to myself all the time out loud when
I'm upset or just bored, and I start thinking maybe
maybe I'm mentally ill, you know, don't think that way.
Talking to yourself is Can we all admit we do it?
It's normally, it's natural.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
I do it all the time. I do it in
the mirror all the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Time, all the time. Andrew online one. I had an
imaginary friend name Bob. Now this is when you're growing
up or was this recently, Andrew?

Speaker 30 (01:27:04):
This is when I was growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Right, So what happened to Bob?

Speaker 30 (01:27:08):
Well, it was his birthday one year, and I remember
that my other imaginary friend named Sherry, she made a
birthday cake and after he ate the cake, he ended
up dying. And Cherry told me that it was because
she made as she put gasoline in it and killed him.

Speaker 7 (01:27:30):
I'm still friends with that Sherry.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
It seems like, again, let's be serious for a second, Andrew,
did you ever kind of wonder why one of your
imaginary friends killed off the other one. I mean, there's
something going on in there. I don't and I'm not
qualified to answer that, But do you have any hypothesis
on what the answer is?

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
No, I do not.

Speaker 30 (01:27:48):
I don't know if there was jealousy. I don't think
I gave any more attention to Bob, and what I
did was sherry. I don't really know, but it was
interesting that he just turned up missing, and I was
I can remember talk to my mom about it just
a couple of years ago, and I said, oh, my gosh,
I remember I had an imaginary friend, Bob, and he

(01:28:08):
was killed off by my other imaginary friend by a
birthday cake with gasoline in it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Wow.

Speaker 23 (01:28:14):
And I'm only.

Speaker 30 (01:28:15):
Disturbed now because I'm a preschool.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Teacher, so I'm goodness, what kind of well.

Speaker 30 (01:28:22):
People such as myself as teaching our youth.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I think you're doing fine. I just like I said,
I'm not I'm not qualified to be analyzing anyone, all right,
But my thought is this, my gut feeling is this.
If you acknowledge the fact that you do speak to
yourself out loud, it's one thing, and it's another thing
if you assign them names and personalities. Uh, that could
be something totally different. But once you start killing one off,

(01:28:49):
because it is your mind that's doing it, right, we
know that your mind is in charge of these friends.
There was some justification why Sherry need to kill Bob
with a gasoline cake.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
We don't know why. Cake is fabulous. I never thought
of that way to kill.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
But there was some reason you needed to get rid
of Bob in your life, and Sherry, that part of
your your psyche helped you do it. And that's as
far as I can go with it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
Did you turn Sherry into the authorities?

Speaker 25 (01:29:14):
Not?

Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
I thought, No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
I wouldn't do that. Don't do things like that.

Speaker 30 (01:29:19):
I didn't know if I would get another imaginary friend
asked for that or not.

Speaker 10 (01:29:23):
So I just kind of you know, well, do you still.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Do you still talk to yourself out loud? Do you
still have the voices that you you communicate with?

Speaker 10 (01:29:31):
Oh?

Speaker 30 (01:29:32):
Absolutely, and I definitely, And I even use sarcasm. I
myself too that I find myself laughing at myself and
me Andrew, you're the only one laughing at yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
What doesn't matter because your mother doesn't know what the
conversation is, and you do. I don't know. Maybe I'm
out of line by saying I don't find anything unhealthy
or unusual about this. Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 24 (01:29:54):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
I just did Sherry leave after she killed Bob? Or
did Cherry stick around for a while?

Speaker 10 (01:30:00):
You know that.

Speaker 30 (01:30:01):
I don't remember.

Speaker 10 (01:30:02):
Okay, I don't remember.

Speaker 30 (01:30:03):
She might have just she might have vanished off into
the shadows.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
I just have a lot of questions.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
She's working. I don't know. Have you have you? I'm Andrew.
I want to ask you very personal. Let me ask
you a very personal question. Have you have you done therapy?
Have you ever done therapy in your life?

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
I do therapy.

Speaker 30 (01:30:19):
I just went last night.

Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
Matter of fact, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
You bring up the story the saga of Sherry killing
Bob with a gasoline cake?

Speaker 30 (01:30:26):
No, but you know what, I think I'm going to
go next week And I never really thought about it.
But that is an excellent thing to bring up to
my therapist.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Why not? But there's something as crazy and outlandish as
it sounds, it could be something that's very logical that
could actually give you some answers in your life that
you're looking for. You never know you know, no.

Speaker 30 (01:30:43):
No, but yeah, it's I just I just started sharing
this imaginary friend experience with some of my close friends
and they look at me like, Andrew, we knew you
were messed up and everything. But that's like really, yeah,
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
I don't know. Maybe maybe that means I'm messed up,
because I don't think that's messed up. So anyway, there
you have it.

Speaker 10 (01:31:02):
Like, if that's the case, well we're all pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
It's all messed up, you know it's but we need
to we need to acknowledge and embrace our messed up inness. Listen,
I hope you have a safe day. Mental health is
a very important thing. We need to stay and check
not only with our friends that we love, but ourselves
as well. And uh, there you go, have a beautiful day. Andrew,
thanks for being an educator. Thanks for listening to our show.
I love you guys, I love you too. I find
this fascinating. I find that the mind so fascinating. Yeah,

(01:31:28):
and uh, I think and I really do have an
issue with people who were so fast to proclaim someone
is insane or mentally unstable, because there they have they
talk to themselves and they they have these these roles
that they play out in their own minds. I don't know,
there could be something healthy about it, but again, who
am I I'm not qualified? So anyway, that was interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Yeah, gasoline birthday cake, just like, that's so inventive.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
You know, iHeart could save a lot of money if
they just had me and my voices on here, they
could get rid of all you guys. They could one salary. No,
I would each personality have their own salary.

Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
Oh that's a very rich that you should insist on that, your.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Own agent everything.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Elvis d Rands after Party.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Okay, Danielle, if you're good topics.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
You'd never hear on the air.

Speaker 17 (01:32:21):
Oh God, get a listen now on the iHeart radio
app or.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Wherever you pay your podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
It is the what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Elvis ter Rands after Party?

Speaker 7 (01:32:31):
Ask for it?

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
My name Elvis Terran in the morning show Elvis ter
Rand and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Yeah, god's been years since we played chicken. Seems to
hits with Danielle. You have this fascination with rubber chickenss.

Speaker 11 (01:32:52):
Have I know, I love you know, I have that
massive one at home that uh one of I think
Doctor Kathy says to me it's like huge.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Yeah, okay, so so squeeze the small rubber chicken you
brought in. Let's hear what her massive rubber chicken is like.

Speaker 11 (01:33:09):
And it takes him forever to liketch his breath because
he's like so big.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
It's like it's like bagpipes. Yeah anyway, yeah, all right,
So chicken sings the hits, so meaning she's going to
play a song on her chicken. Yeah, and you have
to guess what the song is exactly. But it's been
a while, you're a little rusty lit the chicken. I
think you need to rehearse.

Speaker 7 (01:33:31):
Yeah, you want to rehearse.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
We'll see. Let's give her a song took Yeah, let
her just hear one line from this song right here,
stop it, stop it all right, let's hear you do
kill bill?

Speaker 40 (01:33:56):
No wait wait wait wait, just killed my It's like
it's like squeeze and squeeze out in out, in out in.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Oh my god, chicken.

Speaker 7 (01:34:14):
One thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
It's only one note.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Two notes.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
No, I don't think so scary.

Speaker 13 (01:34:26):
So when I would play the zipper game, I will
it's all about the tempo.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
It's only one note, no matter how you look at it.
So it's it's out and out.

Speaker 18 (01:34:37):
We know that.

Speaker 19 (01:34:40):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, you're right because the
air takes time to come in and scary. Put the
microphone down to your to your crotch, and let's hear
you zip kill bill. Okay, here we go, Here we go, buddy,
ready and right. I just killed my ex. I know,

(01:35:04):
I know. But what she's telling you, scary. What she's
telling you is this chicken. Once you squeeze it, it
takes time for the air to go in and out.
You don't have control over the in and out.

Speaker 7 (01:35:15):
Chicken does.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Maybe she's maybe a flower song, but she needs a ballad.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Yeah, we need a ballad.

Speaker 11 (01:35:19):
Maybe I need like a better chicken like this might
be a cheap chicken.

Speaker 22 (01:35:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
You want one of the friends, my.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Lord, that's a that's a nightmare.

Speaker 7 (01:35:30):
It came in a three pack.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Okay, all right, all right, I tell you what. Let's
we already have someone ready to play Alley on Online fourteen.

Speaker 7 (01:35:37):
Sorry, Allie, maybe this wasn't the best side.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
No, Hi, Ali, oh my god, Hi, well, oh my god, hello, so,
oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
I'm freaking out right now.

Speaker 8 (01:35:54):
I'm drinking my coffee on my couch. I cannot believe
that I got through.

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
I'm shaking.

Speaker 10 (01:36:00):
Do you love to say?

Speaker 8 (01:36:01):
I love you all so so much?

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Oh? Thank you? Do you love being on these? Can
you turn that off?

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
On highlight?

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Can you turn that off? Thank you? There's no way
that she can ever ever reach that that level of
chicken music. So you're just sitting on your couch drinking
your coffee.

Speaker 8 (01:36:22):
I am, I'm I actually got up early this morning.
I'm up way earlier than I normally am. And I'm
so glad that I did because I wouldn't have been
able to call in and be able to talk to
you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:36:34):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
I love just sitting on the couch. Hi, Okay, let's
get to business.

Speaker 8 (01:36:37):
This is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
I love a good like good, slow cozy morning and I,
oh my god, it's getting slower. Here's what we're gonna do. Uh,
here's what we want you. Look. I love sitting on
the couch too, And we had this conversation last night.
I love nothing more than being alone on a couch.
I call myself a homosectional. And so let's see if

(01:37:00):
you can, if you can detect the hits. So are
you ready? Listen? Closely, Ali, are you good with music?

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
Yeah, yeah, I would say I'm pretty good. I mean,
I'm a huge music fan. I have a you know,
I'm I listened to about a little bit of everything.
So I think i'll rock it, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Oh, you're gonna rock it. You're gonna rock the chicken?
All right? Well good. I think Danielle has found a
song that may be easy for us. It's like a
good starter chicken song.

Speaker 7 (01:37:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:37:25):
But just so you know, I'm going to invest in
a more expensive chicken for the next week, and I'm
going to bring in a better chicken because I think
the ones I've seen on the internet are like the
better chickens.

Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
This is like a cheap chicken.

Speaker 37 (01:37:36):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Well, let's you shouldn't apologize so soon. This may work
out beautifully, all right. So here is a guess the
chicken song number one? Here we get number one. Choke
that chicken, Daniel, Choke that chicken. Wait, hold on, that's
not the song. That's not the song we did in rehearsal.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
Yeah, that's the song.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
That's it. Yeah, Wait, hold on, you played it much
better in rehearsal.

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
This chicken, maybe this chicken park hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Ali were eroning out the wrinkles. Okay, what okay, hold on?
What song do you hear? Ali? Do you hear a
song forming in the chicken?

Speaker 8 (01:38:27):
I do not.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
I hear screaming chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
I think you know it was almost there, Danielle was
almost there.

Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
Okay, okay, here, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Try it again. Okay, all right, Ali, guess that song?

Speaker 19 (01:38:56):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (01:38:58):
Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:39:02):
Is anyone texting it in?

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
No one.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
I need a better chicken.

Speaker 11 (01:39:11):
I need a holder chicken, because then I think when
you just touches belly, he squeeed this one, you have
to like, really, we'll that up.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
But Allie, would you like to hear what song she
was playing on the chicken? Here it is?

Speaker 24 (01:39:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
Yeah, I would like to know.

Speaker 8 (01:39:36):
Oh my god, I would have never guess that music
music you play right now?

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
Are you practiced that it one't working?

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
Do you think maybe we could operate on the chicken,
maybe slice a little hole in him?

Speaker 11 (01:39:51):
I think I really do think it's the kind of
chicken in This is a This is a dog I
need like party city chickens.

Speaker 7 (01:40:01):
This is a toy chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
All right, do you have something for our friend? Ali?
She actually had to put up with us for a
night a year. Allie, you were such a good sport.
We're going to send you the eldest brand in the
morning show hoodie. She had a hoodie man in the sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:40:14):
Oh my gosh, like one of my chickens too. I
could send you one.

Speaker 8 (01:40:19):
Yes, could you sign it? Okanielle, would you sign it?

Speaker 7 (01:40:24):
I will sign it for you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
You got it all right, excellent.

Speaker 9 (01:40:29):
Decare that I didn't get the song.

Speaker 8 (01:40:31):
The fact that I got to talk to all of
you guys this morning. I was literally lifting to you guys.
Ever send the morning and make my day, and this
was worth getting up earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Thank you so so much, thank you. Hold on one second,
you got a chicken, an autographed chicken in a hoodie
all the way? Okay you next time, let's rehearstire.

Speaker 7 (01:40:54):
I thought it was about her.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
I don't know. There is no post in live radio.
So maybe, seriously, can you get a little razor blade
and like slice him up a little bit? Maybe? I
don't know. We'll get back to you. Back to the
drawing board.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Are you trying to set it up so the chicken
becomes like a recorder you can play the chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
Yes, oh. Yes, there's got to be a way someone
out there who knows how to create musical instruments.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
I know what to do. I really do think I
need a party city chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
All right, all right, well, let's not do this until
you go to parties. Parties.

Speaker 7 (01:41:29):
Didn't get me one of those?

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Okay, all good?

Speaker 17 (01:41:32):
And when you wake up, wake up to Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. Elvis, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
I was reading some random crap earlier. How middle aged
are you? Okay? You get a point for each one? Okay,
you can't sleep past nine am?

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
Oh I can?

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
I can until yeah, see I'm up early. You can't
start a movie past nine pm?

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
Middle aged?

Speaker 23 (01:42:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
During the week?

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Danielle, you call your children for
tech support all the time. What's funny is now? And
your mom calls you, you direct her to your kids. Yeah,
cut out the middle of mom. Uh your middle age?
You have a point for each one. You actually used
to fix typos with white out? Remember that stuff?

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Who would type on a piece of paper anymore? How funny? Uh?
You've called a thirty year old a kid?

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
No, okay, uh, yeah, I've heard you guys call people
kids and.

Speaker 7 (01:42:37):
They're over everybody kids. Fifty year old kid.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
You talk, you talk about ailment stories with your friends. God, Nate, Nate,
you are the oldest soul on the show. You know, God,
I have cruise control knee. Now do you guys have
the cruise control knee? Yeah? What is that?

Speaker 12 (01:42:59):
Cruise control is not working in my car, so I've
got to stay. You know, I keep my foot on
the gas. So now my knee hurts because I'm keeping
my foot on the gas.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
You are falling apart, all right, Okay, so you get
into the point for that. Let's see Nate is on
Facebook but not grinder. Middle aged. You write appointments on
a paper calendar. I don't think anything that anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:43:24):
I think Sam, Actually Sam might do.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
That, all right. You're not quite sure how you got
that bruise. Okay. Uh you gain weight just by being
near food, I mean to eat it. You just gain
a powder too, that's middle age. You actually go to
a bank to make a deposit.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
Yeah, I have a nutcase.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
I'm going to the bank again today.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
I think he does it for friendship.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
And do you have like a bag of pennies?

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
What are you doing Scotty's two dollar bills.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
I just like the personal attention you.

Speaker 11 (01:43:59):
My mother she will not do that on on the phone,
and she goes, oh no, I don't trust that something's
gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
You just take a picture of the whatever. And I
can't believe someone's writing me a check to begain with. Well, Nate,
what what? What money you put into the Maanic?

Speaker 12 (01:44:13):
You know we're going to do talk about Yeah, we're
gonna go talk about a CD today.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Okay, all right, all right. Uh you've heard another point
on being middle aged if you've taken a keen interest
in bunions and corns on your feet. My god, that
seems like a Nate thing.

Speaker 7 (01:44:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Remember when we had doctor Bradley in the foot Doctor
Nate's shoes were off before the guy was even in
the door.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Yeah, he's like, let me, let me go. Yeah, and
he told me to tough it out.

Speaker 7 (01:44:40):
Yeah, he called you a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Here's one see I have to disagree with this one.
This one. You have a landline. I have a landline.
Oh wait, I got one too.

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
I don't have one, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Have one because I have really crappy sell service out here.
So it's like, I want to be able to Uh. Also,
you can't find your glasses because they're on top of
your head.

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
That's me all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
I did it again yesterday I was looking for my phone.
I was on the phone with a friend. I can't
find my phone. He's like, you, you're on your phone
un less you have a burner? Did you see that name?

Speaker 17 (01:45:08):
The other day?

Speaker 11 (01:45:08):
You're looking for your phone with your flashlight. You can't
find your phone, and you realize it's the flashlight on
your phone that you've been using.

Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
To find your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
And there you go, exactly all right, So who got
the most points? There?

Speaker 16 (01:45:19):
Was that? Nat?

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
By far? All them?

Speaker 17 (01:45:22):
Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap?

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap? All about that?

Speaker 8 (01:45:29):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:45:29):
Well, it's miss Mashcallopsis and she's trying to make a
very specific appointment.

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
But it's at the wrong kind of salon. So Sarah
is at the receiving end of this, and I apologize
to Sarah ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
All right, Well, here we go. Danielle's Miss Mushcasis. Today's
phone tap.

Speaker 36 (01:45:48):
Dem Hello, Hello, I'd like to make an appointment.

Speaker 10 (01:45:54):
Did you want to sign up for a membership or something?

Speaker 36 (01:45:58):
Well, I come once a month, so would that be
a membership?

Speaker 20 (01:46:04):
You know that you're you're not gonna get good color
once a month?

Speaker 19 (01:46:07):
Right?

Speaker 27 (01:46:08):
Oh?

Speaker 36 (01:46:08):
No, my color, My color's fine. Once a month. It
usually lasts that long.

Speaker 7 (01:46:13):
It's a it's a pearl, vince.

Speaker 20 (01:46:16):
Most of our customers come either like weekly or bi weekly,
not once weekly.

Speaker 36 (01:46:21):
I don't know how how much is it weekly? Because
I don't think I can afford it. I'm an old
lady and I don't I don't think I can afford weekly.

Speaker 20 (01:46:30):
Are you in the position to actually kind of lay
down or do you like to stand up?

Speaker 22 (01:46:35):
What do you do?

Speaker 9 (01:46:36):
You like to get sprayed?

Speaker 23 (01:46:37):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:46:37):
What do you what do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Laid in?

Speaker 7 (01:46:40):
Ma'am?

Speaker 36 (01:46:41):
I never got my hair done laying down before? Is
that a new thing with you?

Speaker 7 (01:46:46):
Young?

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
And get your hair done?

Speaker 30 (01:46:48):
Here?

Speaker 20 (01:46:48):
It's a tanning. So on you take off your clothes
and lay down.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
And like, excuse me, take off my clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
You're to get tanned.

Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
Back in my day, we didn't do things like that.
That's what I want. It comes to the salum for
my hair.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
No, it's not for hair.

Speaker 7 (01:47:03):
It's for care, but not all.

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
You get color.

Speaker 36 (01:47:06):
But that's what it is.

Speaker 15 (01:47:09):
Well, I really think that you need to call a
hair thorn.

Speaker 20 (01:47:12):
Or go downstairs walk around until you find one.

Speaker 27 (01:47:15):
Here, you get ten naked and you get ten.

Speaker 7 (01:47:19):
I don't think you need to take your clothes off
to get your hairdded.

Speaker 24 (01:47:23):
It's no, you're not.

Speaker 9 (01:47:24):
Getting your hair done here.

Speaker 7 (01:47:25):
We don't have anybody that's not hair. What time do
you open We open out eleven.

Speaker 36 (01:47:30):
All right, so I'll be there at ten and you
put me down for the appointment.

Speaker 20 (01:47:35):
Okay, okay, that time will be closed because we open
out eleven, but come at time. We'll see you then.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
How about nine?

Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
How about nine?

Speaker 20 (01:47:42):
If you don't that's good too, Yeah you can.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
This is Johannah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:49):
Huh, Johannah.

Speaker 36 (01:47:50):
I was making an appointment for my hair at ten,
but my son can't drive me, so he's gonna drive
me at nine.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
It cannot get in at nine.

Speaker 20 (01:48:00):
That's great, But we actually run a tanning salon, and
that's created for your skin, not for your hair.

Speaker 38 (01:48:07):
It's actually not advisable for people over seventy.

Speaker 7 (01:48:10):
Why can't you get your hair done past seventy? I
never heard of that before.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
This, ma'am, you're not listening to me.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
You're really not listening to me, and I'm.

Speaker 20 (01:48:18):
Scaring customers now, and I really need to assist other people.

Speaker 7 (01:48:22):
I don't like to be scared.

Speaker 36 (01:48:24):
Last time somebody scared me, I crept my pants and
my son Morven had to help me.

Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
You're talking about.

Speaker 27 (01:48:31):
I don't want to hear about your ass can Hello?

Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
Is this the doctor I told.

Speaker 6 (01:48:39):
You I was busy.

Speaker 8 (01:48:40):
I have to go.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
I'm gonna have to send.

Speaker 7 (01:48:42):
Picks up my medication.

Speaker 20 (01:48:44):
Is this the doctor son that you want to go
to a that you're harassing somebody the Tanning salon. Listen,
I'm gonna have to like give you to my next
may do something because you're yeah, like there's nothing I
could really do for you right now. This is a
Tanning salon. I just you know you're to get me
in trouble.

Speaker 7 (01:49:01):
This is Danielle Minaro from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
You just got phone tapped and all your co workers
are in on it.

Speaker 36 (01:49:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (01:49:14):
Okay, you're really good at what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 29 (01:49:20):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 17 (01:49:24):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Come on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
Ben is he here? There's in TN Ben. Ben goes
to Pace University. So what classes you taking? Anything interesting?

Speaker 25 (01:49:52):
I'm actually, well, this one's not interesting. But science one
oh one is my hardest class this semester because I'm
awful at science.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
Wow, GONDI would love to help you in she's a
science freak.

Speaker 25 (01:50:02):
That would be perfect because it's my weakest, weakest quality
for your stuff in Oh, bring in I have. It's
a remote class and I got a lab kit.

Speaker 7 (01:50:11):
Oh my god, Wow, it's not Wait so you did
to do lab stuff at home?

Speaker 25 (01:50:16):
At home? It's like rocks in a box, blow up
your kitchen. The rest of the classes are great, but
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
So which one of your classes has the professor that
is encouraging swear words to be used in the every
everyday conversations in the in the room? Yeah?

Speaker 25 (01:50:34):
So that class I dropped. But it was a management
class and it was also online. It was a zoom
and the first day the professor's doing the syllabus and
he's like, yeah, and one thing about my class is
that I really just want to encourage you guys to
swear and be comfortable in that way, and then proceeded
to play like a ten minute video about why that's important.

Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
Well, why is it? What did you learn from that video?

Speaker 25 (01:50:56):
That he wants to be the cool professor?

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
Is what I learned?

Speaker 7 (01:51:00):
And he wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:51:01):
Why did you drop the class?

Speaker 25 (01:51:02):
Because I have to come here wednesdays? I was gonna
drop it anyways, but I you know.

Speaker 11 (01:51:08):
What I have to say that if you do let
people just speak like they normally speak and drop a
curse every now and then you do feel more comfortable
because you're yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:51:17):
And if that's how you are, then you know what
I mean. Like, so that kind of makes sense to me.
He wants to kind of create that atmosphere.

Speaker 25 (01:51:24):
I agree, Except for when you go into an interview
or something like that in a professional space and now
you've been like programmed to not have that type of
code switching behavior, I feel like that could get you
into something.

Speaker 7 (01:51:40):
Help me tell you not to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
He didn't. Well, Okay, you're in a professional space right
now and you can feel free say say whatever, Say
what which? What's your favorite curse word?

Speaker 25 (01:51:51):
Oh my god, I don't know if I have one.
I feel like the most.

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
Like, yeah, but I mean, do you feel comfortable in
this space? The reason I'm asking is because in this business,
we have our own rules. Okay, I see your point, though,
If you feel that in a college setting, that is
preparing you for all the possibilities in the world outside
college and in businesses and.

Speaker 25 (01:52:17):
Oh right, I mean here obviously it can be a
more relaxed and you're supposed to be yourself. That's kind
of the point. Yeah, but that's not every workplace, and
I'm sure plenty of workplaces wouldn't want you to speak
in that way. So and I would never say that
to a professor.

Speaker 7 (01:52:36):
Yeah right, we'll we'll be fired immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
If we were not here, it would happen day one,
every single person out the door.

Speaker 7 (01:52:42):
We feel like, but that was appropriate my other joby.

Speaker 13 (01:52:44):
Maybe by letting it all out and allowing yourself to
do that, it also teaches you restraint in the times
that you need to be in the professional setting. So
maybe that's part of the lesson, right, because as you
said before, you're not going to go into an interview
that way, So maybe that trains you for the future
for those situation.

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
I don't know, really good point, But Ben, did you
notice that as soon as it was announced that you're
clear to curse, that people started using curse words or
were they just still restrained? Restrain?

Speaker 25 (01:53:11):
It was a zoom class, so nobody's talking anyway. What's
the point then, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:53:20):
And that ten minute video that you guys watched outside
of you learning that he wants to be the cool professor,
did you what was the information as far as why
it's important.

Speaker 25 (01:53:29):
Well, it was actually a little bit interesting. It was
talking about how if somebody is doing a difficult task,
for example, like if you were to do a cold plunge,
somebody who's silent and like holding it all in won't
last as long as somebody that's like cursing and like
letting out like how difficult it is the last.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Long that's why you do it?

Speaker 7 (01:53:48):
Dang, Yeah, why that's why I curse.

Speaker 25 (01:53:50):
That was one of the things. Same with like exercising.
If you're like running and you're cursing about how tired
you are, then you'll run longer.

Speaker 24 (01:53:57):
See.

Speaker 7 (01:53:57):
I thought it was the opposite.

Speaker 11 (01:53:58):
I thought when you like, you know, don't do those
things you you want you when you put negative energy
into the to the you know, atmosphere, it's not a
good thing, like it makes you do things less.

Speaker 3 (01:54:10):
No, I read that if you sub your toe, you're
supposed to be like, really let it all out, because
if you bottle it just makes it hurt more.

Speaker 13 (01:54:17):
I also think I equate this to the conversation we
were having the other day where you you like grunting
at the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
You know, you're letting it off, Like how would you
know that? No, No, I've seen you with the gym.
You didn't even leave the locker room. I'm a student.
I'm observing. Yes, so it's almost like you're getting.

Speaker 7 (01:54:40):
It all out. Do you have to take the class
again or No.

Speaker 25 (01:54:43):
I can take some variation of it, not necessarily that
specific one, And I don't want to be on zoom
for three hours and try to learn it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
Yeah, Hey, how is your experience here as an intern
on our show so far? Anything you want.

Speaker 11 (01:54:58):
To He's got a Fats coat today, by the way,
not that that has anything to do with his internship,
but I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:55:04):
Saying, when you say it's fabulous, I mean, is it
is it moving the meter at all? I mean, are
you Are you liking this?

Speaker 25 (01:55:14):
No, It's been really, really fun, and I think the
most important part has been meeting everyone and getting to
know kind of the dynamics. And I'm feeling very lucky
to be surrounded by this type of group that is
very kind and supportive.

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
Anyway, well, there are any more questions for Ben?

Speaker 39 (01:55:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:55:37):
What do you like the most about the dynamic here?

Speaker 22 (01:55:39):
I like that.

Speaker 25 (01:55:42):
I mean, I guess this goes against literally what we've
been talking about the entire time, but it is very
comfortable and people can be themselves. And if you have
like a question, nobody's looking at you like why are
you asking that? Everyone's just trying to get you to
feel comfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:55:56):
And yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
I got a question. What are the classes you're taking?

Speaker 25 (01:56:04):
I am taking Advanced Topics in Film, I am taking
Spanish two, and I am taking Television Field Production.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
Okay, okay, okay, go back to the first what topics?

Speaker 31 (01:56:20):
What?

Speaker 25 (01:56:20):
What was that Advanced Topics in Film? It's the last
requirement I need for my film major.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
What is that cover?

Speaker 25 (01:56:29):
He looks excited. So each section of that course is
a different advanced topic and our advanced topic is experimental film,
which is a little I okay, I'm not I just
don't know what experimental You want to know what it is.
It is taking the physical film, like the celluloid film,

(01:56:53):
and like drawing on it, like it's basically film without
the camera, so then you projected and like an image
does show up?

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
You're paying for this?

Speaker 7 (01:57:04):
Is this a class? Why is this a class?

Speaker 4 (01:57:06):
Class?

Speaker 25 (01:57:06):
I don't know. I don't know why this is. I
don't know why this is the advanced topic because nobody
in that room wants to do that as a career.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
But there's got to be a point behind why it's there.
I'm wondering who put it there and why.

Speaker 25 (01:57:20):
Somebody asked in my class literally last week he was
like what what are like, literally, what are.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
These are we doing? What are we doing?

Speaker 25 (01:57:27):
She was like, well, maybe you'll find out by the
end of the course.

Speaker 1 (01:57:36):
Where's that going in life?

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
Have it made?

Speaker 20 (01:57:40):
Man?

Speaker 8 (01:57:40):
They have?

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
They get college paid for Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:57:44):
That's not the endgame. Well you don't know that.

Speaker 7 (01:57:48):
I want to want to Starbucks. That's the game for me.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
All right, Okay, you know, maybe the answers will show
themselves before the end.

Speaker 26 (01:57:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:58:00):
All right, well that was great now that we know Ben.
Ben's okay with us cursing here, but not in the
zoom class. Okay, and turn Ben everyone. I want to
bring something up and I don't want anyone to get
mad at me, especially maybe Danielle. Can we stop saying

(01:58:21):
the word yay?

Speaker 7 (01:58:24):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
I'm serious, It's getting to the point where I'm using
it too too much.

Speaker 7 (01:58:30):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
I actually will end text messages with yay. Or they'll
go hey, I'm gonna come over and pick you up
at noon, so we begin to have a great lunch.
I'll go yay.

Speaker 7 (01:58:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
And then a friend of mine the other day said,
I'm so sick of everyone around me just going yay.
That's their response to everything. Could you be more original?

Speaker 11 (01:58:50):
I'm like, well, when a listener called and they get
a they win a contest, that's my first reaction.

Speaker 7 (01:58:54):
I'm like, yeah, I don't know, I'm get excited.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Listen how you say it. Though a lot of times
we say yay and we go yay or yay like
really quiet.

Speaker 25 (01:59:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
You should be like.

Speaker 13 (01:59:05):
Yeah, okay, okay, I had yea the pre existing words
like Friday, I go Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Okay, Yeah, it's not going to run you over in
my truck. Yeah, run you rivers. But you know it
is yay. We we use it way too much. It's
snuck in there. Yay has snuck in there and is
taking up so much space, froggy, what about you? Yay?

Speaker 5 (01:59:28):
Like yeah, but I'm looking up now, and there are
other words to use in place of yay, and.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
None of them okay, good, what are they? Whoopee?

Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
That sounds sarcastic to me, and that's like a nineteen.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
Sixties But that's my point, so gandhi. My point is
a lot of people will say yay and it doesn't
sound like it's really from a good place. It sounds
like you whippy or whatever words you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:59:49):
More that instead of banning the word yay, we should
just add way more enthusiasm to it every time we
use it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
Yeah. Sometimes Danielle will say She'll go I sup will
say something ya.

Speaker 22 (02:00:01):
Yay.

Speaker 41 (02:00:02):
We'll see, like in a text message, if you do
yay without an exclamation point, it's kind of like you're
being a jerk. If you do ya with an exclamation point,
then it seems like you're really happy about it.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
We've totally fed up the word ya. Well what about
the word what about as? Okay? But hold on? Froggy
has more words. What are they? Yep, hoorrah, yipp who rah?
Why hold on?

Speaker 5 (02:00:24):
No orrah hoorrah raw ras one three cheers and then
somebody else hooray. No, these are terrible. Yeah, I'm ya
is sounding better every time.

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
I'm gonna start saying three cheers on the air and
someone calls in instead of congratulations, yay, three cheers?

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
Okay, what could you say rather than ya?

Speaker 5 (02:00:50):
What about that's awesome or that's great?

Speaker 1 (02:00:53):
There really is no appropriate similar what Froggy just said
sounds good, that's awesome, okay, I love that, or yeah,
you know you're speaking. I love that.

Speaker 5 (02:01:03):
I'll tell you something that Lisa hates the word. She
hates when people say I love that for you. She
thinks that means I hate that. She thinks that means
that that person hates it, but they like it for you.
I'm like, that's not what means.

Speaker 4 (02:01:14):
Oh sometimes I say it and I mean it that way. Yeah, yeah,
I love that for you.

Speaker 13 (02:01:19):
But he gets it done with one syllable. If you
think about it. The others have more than one syllable.
Why do you need to get it done with one syllable.
That's like resident saying okay, you say K.

Speaker 7 (02:01:29):
Which is horrible. Oh that's horrible.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
Okay, I think I think, yeah, he's turning into K. No,
turning into it just okay. If you're gonna say yeah,
let's promise each other, let's not yeay, almost be like
really yay, wow God, three cheers, three cheers.

Speaker 11 (02:01:54):
The next time somebody wins something, I'm gonna say three
j three chairs, all right, hey, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:02:02):
Or you know, will be every one's walking work.

Speaker 41 (02:02:04):
Would you think that hip hip is a generational thing?
Like if I said hip hip to my kids, they
wouldn't know what comes after that.

Speaker 1 (02:02:09):
Good. That's the funny part. Oh, you never you never
understand that.

Speaker 17 (02:02:14):
You don't sind the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge with carnib
You just seem like the type of person that has
fun and you'd want to hang out with.

Speaker 36 (02:02:23):
Oh well no, no, I feel like to be in
my bed and gossip all day.

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Speaker 2 (02:02:45):
Now, mister Ran in the Morning Show, all right, we're.

Speaker 1 (02:02:50):
Done, we're out of time. We'll see you next time,
so make sure you're here with us until then. Say
peace out of everybody.