I'm Spending my Tuition Money on my Etsy Store

Olivia’s mom gets a call to say not only has she not been attending college, but the tuition money is going towards something crafty….

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Today?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
So Olivia wants to play a phone tap on her
dear old mom, Susan. Now, Olivia thought it would be
fun to call up mom and say let her know
that she hasn't been attending college that mom's been paying for.
So I'm going to start the call from college. Here
we go.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Moms don't like this kind of call. Let's listen to
the Garret's phone tap. Hello.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Oh yeah, so I'm Colin Collin's Worth over at university.
I'm looking for one Susan.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, this is she.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I'm calling to ask if you have talked to your
daughter Olivia over the past few weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh. Sure, I talked to her every day.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Okay, great, we have not seen her all semester in
any of her classes.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I know she tends classes every day. I mean I've
paid the tuition, and I mean I don't know what
you're talking about. I mean she would have told me
if there was some problem and she didn't want to
be attending classes.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Right right, right, right, right, Well, she has not been
attending classes We've checked her dorm and she has not
appeared to be there at all.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
There's got to be some mistake. I mean, I know
the money's being taken out of my account every month
for her tuition and her dorm fees. There's no way
my daughter's not attending.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
College right right? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Are you? Are you mocking me right now?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
No? No?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
No, no, Well it sounds like you're being very condescending
with me.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
No, that's just my dialect. I'm sorry if i'd come
across that way.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, yes, you're coming across very offensively. Okay, I need
to get off the phone because I need to call
my daughter in front out exactly what's going on here,
because I don't I don't understand any of this, but
I'm sure there's just some big mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, right, okay, have a pleasant day.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yes you too, Hello mama? Yes, yeah, where are you class?
I just got a call from the dean's office. Oh
is that all you can? You mean you had better
explained what is going on first of all, Like.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, it's just it's not like always been the best
fit for me, and I decided it would be a
better life choice for me to pursue an online epty store.
You have to check it out. I make these adorable
little mittens.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
They're actually for dogs and cats, Like they are the
cutest things and.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Knitten for dogs and cats.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I actually feel like I went about this really smart,
Like do you remember that show Shark Tank?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Like it?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I follow those rules and I feel very supported. I
met a guy like when I first moved here, and
we moved in together.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh wonderful. So now we're making mittens with some guide
that you met, and I've paid for your suish it
And what is your mind? Have you been? Have you
been sniffing something that I don't know about? Because this
is making no sense to me whatsoever?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, mom, I have. It's called life, and I love
it and I think that you should try it.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I mean, you had dreams, you had gold, you had plans,
and now you're doing mittens. Where the is my money?
The money that I have been spending for your tuition
and your dormsy.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, you are actually the primary investor in my exty store.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Are You've got to be kidding me? K mittens? And
I have how much of my money went to this
clown that you're now seeing.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's not like a clown. He also has an epsy
Stanner where he invested in mustache grooming techniques.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh Jesus, Marian Joseph, I cannot believe this is happening.
You were not raised to be irresponsible and deceitful. Hey,
Susan pickable like.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
This, Susan, who is this? My name's actually Gari from
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you just got
a phone tap by your daughter.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh wonderful.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Elvis Duran's phone top.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm going to