FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Grandma in the Walls

From Jake diagnosing himself on WebMD to wild Thanksgiving disasters, today’s show had everything. We debated shower schedules, hometown secrets, and whether we’d risk a trip to Jurassic Park. Plus, small-town gossip, awkward sibling moments, and Froggy’s latest YouTube “lesson.”

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Same.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Every morning, millions of Americans tune into drivetime radio legend
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Mommy has her teets out ready to feed the nature.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Oh my god, I'll know. I love you.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (00:18):
It's show host called Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
My name is Elvis Durant.

Speaker 7 (00:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
So Jake, producer, Jake, how are you? I'm good?

Speaker 8 (00:36):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Now you see him a little tense.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
There's a little problem. Are you having some physical problems,
some medical issues? What's going on?

Speaker 9 (00:42):
Well, I'm a little nervous this morning. Was that last
night I told my mom this issue that I was having.
My left arm has been tingling, Oh like after I
drink and the morning after I drink. But it's only
happening when I drink. So she sent me a link
to WebMD. Makes me thinking I'm having a serious issue.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Now, Okay, WebMD Usually uh, I go there it is
and we shouldn't, but we do. The worst place to
go it is, But at the same time, it gives
you a wide spectrum of what it could be. But
keep in mind you should not rely on web md
for these I feel like it always tells you the
worst possible situation.

Speaker 10 (01:12):
Wait, so what do you think you have as of
right now?

Speaker 6 (01:15):
I think you're having a heart attack.

Speaker 9 (01:17):
That's even worse. Alcoholic neuropathy. Neuropathy neuropathy, So and what
is that? It says people drink too much may start
to feel pain and tingling in their limbs. Is known
as alcoholic neuropathy.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Does that mean of your circulation is inhibited?

Speaker 10 (01:34):
You do drink that much?

Speaker 9 (01:36):
Chorriful nerves transmit It's something with your nerves and your
spinal cord in your brain.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Like this just sounds very scary.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't think how much you drinking? Are you drinking
that much?

Speaker 11 (01:44):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:44):
I like go out on the weekends, like every weekend,
all go out, But I'm not drinking a lot during
the week Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
So let's say the last time you had this this
condition right now, right now, so you went out drinking
last night? What did you drink? Just be honest, how
much did you find? How many who glasses of one?

Speaker 12 (02:00):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
And that's it.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
But the rest of the weekend I drank a lot
more than that. Okay, So it could be accumulating in
your system.

Speaker 10 (02:06):
Is it your left arm tingling?

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Only my left arm all the time.

Speaker 10 (02:08):
But that's isn't that the heart attack arm?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Say, it's more like pain in your arm. If it's
a heart attack, you could have a herney at a disc.
I've been looking on webmb here. You could be having
a heart attack, a stroke, sclerosis.

Speaker 10 (02:19):
Tingling down your arm. A lot of times is a
herney disc or a pinch nerve.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Or a vitamin B twelve deficiency. Yeah, My point is
this web web md is not where you need to
be going.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
You need to be going to a doctor.

Speaker 9 (02:30):
Could be as simple as taking some vitamins, apparently, according
to WebMD.

Speaker 10 (02:34):
So why don't we go get that checked?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
So I just said, you're experiencing Saturday night palsy.

Speaker 10 (02:40):
Last time Nigga Jake was sick, he called me at
home and he coats, I need advice. You're a mom,
help me, And so I said to my advice was
go for the doctor.

Speaker 13 (02:51):
So finally he went to the doctor and he figured
out what was that funny?

Speaker 14 (02:55):
And doctors have training? Yes, straight, Remember that time Jake
was sick for like a month and then he was fine.
He finally called in sick that he didn't come into
the office, and so I called him to check in
on him, and.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
He's like like, are you okay? He goes, no, go
to the doctor. I don't know where a doctor is.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I google him a doctor.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
It was like, you have to go to the emergency
room right now. I'm gonna come there and take you
to the emergency room.

Speaker 10 (03:20):
I said, is there a many many clinic by you?
He's like, yeah, I go take yourself there and see
what they say.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
At the very least, go to the doc in the box.

Speaker 15 (03:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
All right, But you are typical when it comes to
men and women too. I mean you just don't want it.
First of all, you think it'll pass right. Second, you're like, oh,
well it's it's nothing. I mean it's not that bad.
It's bad, but it's not that bad. And the third
thing is like, well what if it is something batter?
I don't want to know about it. All three are
bad answers.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
And my mom's a hypochondract so she makes me think
it's the worst possible.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
So did she tell you to go to the doctor.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
No, she just keeps sending me links. You could have
you stopped drinking so much.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
You could have lead poisoning.

Speaker 10 (04:00):
Oh what's made of anymore?

Speaker 6 (04:02):
What's up frog.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I did the same thing before I was diagnosed with
my rare brain tumor.

Speaker 16 (04:07):
Yes, I went online and I saw a quote frog
that you could have a brain tumor and you need
brain surgery.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I'm like, oh, I don't have that. I closed the
web browser. I'm like, I've done right. Two years later,
I had brain surgery. But it was right.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
But still we're all laughing. But I could have a
serious problem. You could have a pinch nerve.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
You know, I should definitely go to the doctor. You
absolutely you can't self diagnose.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
You have to go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
And yet you just if you think there's an issue,
then just go get.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Checked, okay online if you're going to trust online. Left
arm numbness could be due to something as simple as
sleeping position or as serious as a heart attack. In
between are dozens of other potential causes that applies to
numbness in the right arm as well. So maybe when
you drink you sleep differently, you know what, Maybe maybe
you sleep deeper, therefore you don't move around. Therefore your

(04:55):
arm gets caught caught up under your big fat body.
I say that and he weighs like ten pounds.

Speaker 10 (05:02):
Can too much? Alcohol cause a heart attack.

Speaker 9 (05:04):
I don't know what hard this has been like a
month now a heart attck wouldn't be a month would happened.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
We don't know, We don't know. No, don't stop diagnosing.
Self diagnosis is not a good thing. You know, it's
not good. It could be a clogged artery that could
cause a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Hello, Katie, Hi, I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
But you're here, you're here in a medical position. Your
boyfriend gets the same thing after he drinks. His left
arm goes numb and tingles.

Speaker 17 (05:33):
Well, not exactly after you.

Speaker 15 (05:34):
Drink, but he was getting it so often.

Speaker 10 (05:36):
I was like, go get a check out.

Speaker 18 (05:37):
He actually went got an MRI and everything, and it
turns out that he has like scoliosis and he does
have like you said, the hernia at a disc.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
How do you fix that? How you fix it? Go
to the doctor. How do you fix a hernieded disk?

Speaker 18 (05:53):
Well, he's in physical therapy right now. They're making they're
doing you know, all exercises and everything.

Speaker 19 (05:58):
Yeah, but yeah, taking care of it.

Speaker 18 (06:00):
So it's not like a crazy uncoming. The drinking thing
I haven't really heard of, but I'm sure you know
what I mean.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Katie, definitely what your boyfriend did as he went to
a doctor.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
Different.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
I mean, I mean, was there a point where he
was a little apprehensive and you had to talk him
into it or did he willingly Okay, I got to
get to a doctor.

Speaker 15 (06:20):
Oh yeah, of course.

Speaker 20 (06:20):
We all had to talk him into it, Me, his
mom and sister.

Speaker 21 (06:23):
We were like, you need to go.

Speaker 18 (06:24):
If it's this bad and it's causing you this much
discomfort and pain and everything, you need to go.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
I feel like this is a total guy thing. Guys
don't go to doctors. They're just like, yeah, I don't
get it, Like the first sign of anything, I'm at
the doctor.

Speaker 22 (06:39):
Like.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
You're you're on the other side of the spectrum, though,
what you're like two?

Speaker 10 (06:46):
Because I had thyroid cancer, so to me, you know
it could be something.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Come on, come on, mister brain too much.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
Come on, mister I closed it when it said I
had a brain too.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I closed my web MD because I said I have
a brain like that.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
And then it looks like you did final. But today
we're doing our yearly visit to the dermatologist to check
our bodies scan for you know, carcinogen. I don't know
we're going up in there.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
Yes, you got to look up on in there because
I had a I had a mole on my butt
and they had to remove it because they said it
looked suspicious or could turn. But here's the thing it does.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
Wait.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
First of all, it does not matter where you get
the sunburn. The mole could show up on another part
of your body.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
This is why I come to you, and and I'll tell.

Speaker 10 (07:32):
You I didn't know I had a mole on my butt.
It's not like I'm sitting there going hey, someone checked
my butt.

Speaker 12 (07:37):
No she did.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I'm glad you checked it.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
You need to go see the doctor and we go
yearly check ups, our yearly because I'm not gonna not
gonna take a chance. Right wait till you get your
first colonoscopy.

Speaker 10 (07:49):
Oh no, it's the best sleep you ever had.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
What's up?

Speaker 23 (07:52):
God?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
I go to a doctor. Wal would you just sit
around and speculate?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
There is a new craze called urine therapy.

Speaker 14 (07:58):
What huh?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
People say that you can ingest or rub it on
your skin. It's like the fountain of youth, like a
really a warm fountain of youth. I'm not doing that
I'm not either. What's it supposed to do for you?

Speaker 7 (08:12):
But let me ask a question.

Speaker 10 (08:13):
If you found out that this was going to take
years off of like your face, whatever, would you let's go?

Speaker 24 (08:20):
Be on?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
You let it go?

Speaker 13 (08:23):
Might think about it.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
I would let it go. Some people are into that, okay,
so not me.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
There they are, there's a page for that.

Speaker 25 (08:30):
Maybe he has kidney stones.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I've had two of those.

Speaker 25 (08:33):
It could be a kidney stone.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
All right, thank you. I so go to the doctor.
It could be doctor Jeff, our Morning Show's official chiropractor.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Hi, doctor Jeff.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
How are you good morning?

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Now you guys doing We're doing okay.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
So Jake's left arm tingles, especially after he drinks. What
do you think in your chiropractor world?

Speaker 26 (08:54):
I've seen this hundreds of times over the last decade,
and all everyone's got some weird scenario about where it
comes from. Some people it's when their mother in law
shows up.

Speaker 22 (09:02):
You know.

Speaker 26 (09:02):
Some people are football teams losing. But when the body
gets stressed out, if you have any vulnerability, that's.

Speaker 23 (09:09):
What comes out.

Speaker 26 (09:10):
So when he's going and he's drinking, he's probably stressing
a nerve that's already little compromised. Tell him to go
get adjusted. You've got to go see a doctor. You know,
here's a disclaimer.

Speaker 23 (09:17):
I can't diagnose over.

Speaker 26 (09:18):
The phone, but tell him going to check it out.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
It's probably nothing, yeah, but the fact is he needs
to be proactive and go check it out.

Speaker 23 (09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
All right, who are you talking to? Who is that?

Speaker 26 (09:29):
This is my wife in the background, Nicole a car.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
All right, well, thank you, doctor Jef.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Basically, he's saying, you guys are stressing me out too much.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Drink what he's telling.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Okay, what do you do if a friend slams your
your laptop lid down on your hand, Because I just
did that to Nate my hand.

Speaker 13 (09:44):
Did he break.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
The doctor?

Speaker 10 (09:48):
I'm going to web md tell me your symptoms a.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Heart attack to WebMD.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
But you're right, Danielle, it is a guy thing.

Speaker 9 (09:55):
Now.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
Do you go to the doctor when you need to go? Always?

Speaker 14 (09:57):
I go to every doctor imaginable for everything.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
Go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's kind of a hypochondriac too.

Speaker 10 (10:02):
And he's more of a girl.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
What do you mean by this?

Speaker 10 (10:06):
Totally he's he's my girls are strong. He knows the
name of his shirt is salmon or whatever the colors.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Girl, I think you. He's smart. You go to the doctors.
That's why, Ja Jake, go look on web MD all
you want. But you're gonna you're not gonna live long.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
If you If you love the Morning Show, it's a
good idea.

Speaker 16 (10:28):
To follow our socials.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 7 (10:32):
That's my.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Elvis Durand show, Elvis Daran in the Morning Show. Don't
answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Durand phone.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Tap, then it's up to you.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
All right.

Speaker 10 (10:50):
So I got Laza on the phone. She wants the
phone tap her husband, Kenny.

Speaker 13 (10:53):
Why do you want to get.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Kenny with that?

Speaker 5 (10:55):
I want to get Kenny because we've had a spider
problem in our home where we've had an exterminator two times.

Speaker 26 (10:59):
A ready, and I still see spiders.

Speaker 10 (11:02):
So we want to call Kenny and say we're having
a new exterminator come, and it's gonna cost you even
more money, right, and he doesn't like spending money exactly.
All right, she's gonna go crazy, yep, all right, let's
call Kenny.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Hello, Hey, Kenny. Last night while I was in bed,
there was another spider crawling on me. Oh yeah, yeah,
So I called another exterminator and they're gonna do it again.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
The only thing is that you have to go to home.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Depot and get plastic so you can cover all the stuff.

Speaker 27 (11:26):
They said, And how much is this gonna cost?

Speaker 6 (11:28):
It's only five hundred dollars.

Speaker 27 (11:30):
I'm hanging up on you right now.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Don't hang up on me, Kenny.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
I'm serious. I have this, is said, Kenny. I can't
have the spiders crawl there.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
We need to call the other people up.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
The other people was almost three hundred dollars.

Speaker 27 (11:40):
And what are you gonna do every time you see
a spider's gonna call an exterminator. It's gonna cost us
eight hundred dollars every two months.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
No, you don't understand.

Speaker 12 (11:46):
I do see that guaranteed it.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
So did the other guy.

Speaker 27 (11:49):
He said, everybody's gonna guarantee it. Don't be gullabull, he said, please.

Speaker 12 (11:53):
No, Kenny, I can't.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
I can't be like going in the bed and finding.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Spiders all over me. One spider is all over you.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, one spider can bite me in, like poison me
or something. You gotta go to home depot and get
the plastic and stuff like.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
I'm not hetting any of it. You're getting it. I'm
not doing I'm not being a part of this.

Speaker 27 (12:10):
Maybe it's only Harry, I'm not participating it.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
It's only five hundred dollars.

Speaker 27 (12:13):
Yeah, the only one was only two hundred and seventy dollars.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
What are you talking about? Only five hundred dollars?

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Well, what do you expect me to tell?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
What I expect you to do?

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Get some spray and try your damn self.

Speaker 27 (12:25):
Why you keep calling exterminators?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Talk to somebody that owns a house.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
And say and see who's being a little ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
I've had to talk to other people that own houses,
and when they have spiders, they get exterminators.

Speaker 27 (12:36):
Yeah, they get one exterminator. They don't get eight exterminators.
Every time you see a spider, you're not calling an exterminator.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
How do you not think that is ridiculous? Do you
think that we're just.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Made of money?

Speaker 23 (12:46):
Come on, think about it, and you.

Speaker 27 (12:48):
Say you're acting very irrational.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
It's not going down with me.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I'm not helping you on this one.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 27 (12:54):
This is something between you and the damn spider.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
I don't have nothing to do with it. And you
have nerves.

Speaker 27 (13:00):
Oh, it's only five hundred dollars. It's only five hundred
dollars only for what he said, one fighter that you
found crawling on you.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
It's gonna happen, he said. I hate to tell you
all the.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Fighters that I find, I'm ia put them on your
side of the bed till kill them.

Speaker 23 (13:15):
And that's it.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
You gotta do this. Get your chance in the car
and go get me the plastic.

Speaker 27 (13:19):
I'm not getting it.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Why because I'm not getting.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
It because you said you're not gonna You can't do
it for me?

Speaker 9 (13:25):
Said, I gotta go.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Huh, I have to go.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hello, Hello, Hi.

Speaker 10 (13:30):
Yes, We're just gonna bring over a hundred spiders and
pour them in your bed. Would that be okay? It's
I'm the exterminator a.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Mass Kenny, what you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Huh Hey, Kenny Man, you have me using explicitors.

Speaker 10 (13:47):
This is Daniel Man. Now there's no exterminator coming. That's bad.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
What do you want to say to your wife? Kenny?

Speaker 6 (13:53):
That was good.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
The Elvis Duran's phone.

Speaker 28 (14:01):
This phoneta was pre recorded with permission granted.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
By all partisipas the Elvis Dan phone tap only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
I don't know. I've never been broken up on I
guess I don't know.

Speaker 13 (14:22):
I have not been dumped either. I've dumped a lot, right,
which I know people are not going to believe me
when I say this, but I think you might agree.
Sometimes it's a lot harder to be the one breaking
up with somebody than getting broken up with well, gandhi.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
That's the question. Is it more Is it more stressful
to be the dump er or the dump e They
each have their own stress stress level, right, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (14:43):
I think it depends on Like, if you break up
with someone who's going to be, you know, who is
going to be so emotional about it? Yeah, you know,
then you feel really bad.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Well, especially if that's one of the reasons you're breaking
up because they're overly emotional.

Speaker 10 (14:54):
But anyway, what what I don't know it's him or
me that brought flowers to a breakup once.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Okay, so let's talk about the rules of a breakup.
I was reading this this morning. This was this is
what brought this up at Magnet of Success dot com.
I don't I love these these websites. Relationships six. The
five stages of a breakup for the dumper. Number one, relief,
number two, elation, number three nostalgia and comparisons, Number four neutrality,

(15:22):
and then number five regret and sadness. Never had any
regret or sadness with my breakups.

Speaker 13 (15:27):
I didn't have any regret, but I had sadness for
the other person, like I felt so sad being mean
to like I felt like I was being mean. But
in the long run, I thought, this is actually going
to be better for him, It'd be great for me.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
I had to go to therapy. When I was breaking
up with someone. It was there was a guilt and
there was all that, Yeah, but you know, we move on. Hey,
not to sound like a cold bitch moving on, but
Scary was telling me about we're talking about the good
places and worst places to break up with someone. Scary's
question was, well, question, not.

Speaker 29 (15:57):
Only have I been duffed, but is it okay to
go out to take someone to eat to be dumped?

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Because that's how it happened to me.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
And I said, that's the worst idea ever.

Speaker 29 (16:06):
She planned a dinner date on a on a Thursday
night and near her house, went out to dinner and
as the.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Courses went by, so came the excuses of the things.

Speaker 29 (16:16):
Or the lead up to the breakup, and by the
time we were having dessert, the breakup was done.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
So the salad came out. She said, you know, okay, okay,
the salad of the appetizer was what conversation.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
During the lead in?

Speaker 29 (16:28):
I remember it was a pasta appetizer and we were
sitting there and we were talking about how we things
haven't been the same lately.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Okay, we haven't. Our time, our schedules don't okay. So
you finished your ZD yes, which all bad restaurants have,
and I love him. There's good ZD don't get me wrong.
And then he moved into the entree. What did you
order that night? I was a steak guy. Okay, you
ordered your steak. And then what conversation had after the
ZD intro?

Speaker 24 (16:53):
After that?

Speaker 6 (16:53):
That then came. Then came the part where she said,
you know, there's there's this guy from my childhood that
is back.

Speaker 29 (17:01):
You know that that moved back to New York City,
And she started this story about how he was now
all of a sudden back in the picture, and she
wanted to know if she was starting to do other things.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
She's awful. Yeah, I mean this is awful. Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
First of all, and then you got to dessert. She said,
let's just be friends.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Right, that's exactly friend zoned me at the end of
the And she.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Has no intention on being your friend. No, okay, here's
number one.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
You don't. In my opinion, I could be wrong. Don't
take someone to a restaurant to break up with him.
A restaurant is for eating in cocktails. That's a fun occasion.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
How about like a TGIF type No, okay.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
Also, like, you should allow that person to be able
to go through their emotions and they can't do that
as much in a public place as that everyone's staring.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
And in public is safer for you as the breakup er.
The breakup e it's not good.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
You have to shoulder, okay.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
So and then she brings up the fact, hey, there's
this guy who I used to see who's back in town.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Why she should have done that?

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Why is it important?

Speaker 7 (17:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (17:58):
That part she should have left out.

Speaker 29 (18:00):
Painting the picture of why she wants to move in
another direction, and we should She just said that she
wanted to tie it up into a nice bow.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
That's why the dinner closure, right, guess what her nice
bow failed?

Speaker 10 (18:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
What's her full Namesina?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Christina?

Speaker 23 (18:16):
What?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
I'm sure the last name ends in a vowel.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, you know what?

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (18:23):
I did the same thing though. I took an X
out to a restaurant. But it was like a TG
I f thought it was harmless and we I had
the conversation that wasn't going the way we need to.
We need to break up.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
So where is a good place to break up with someone?
I usually said? I usually said, Well, I said, let's
let's take a walk.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
We walked around the neighbor.

Speaker 13 (18:46):
But not in a secluded place, just in case things
get crazy.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Not over text.

Speaker 10 (18:49):
Don't don't. Don't break up with me over text.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Look, you know, even though you're you're dying to break
up with them, there's still there still needs to needs
to be a level of respect for them and their feelings.
Like you said, Gandhi, let them go through their emotions.
They should be allowed to go through their emotions. So
short of going to a cemetery to break up three
in the morning.

Speaker 10 (19:08):
Right, So maybe like a park, maybe a house, someone's house.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
No, I think in your living room is a good place.

Speaker 13 (19:15):
But then you can't get rid of them when you
want to get rid of them. Then they just sit
there the whole time.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
And then you know what happens. It's like, Oh, let's
have sex for the last time.

Speaker 13 (19:24):
Amidst all the tears.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
This is very romantic.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Hold on, got hello, John, you have advice for breakups
and for the dumpers or the dumpies.

Speaker 23 (19:34):
I have advice for the dumpers.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Okay, go ahead, John, All right.

Speaker 23 (19:39):
So I went to Morosa to break up with my girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
You went to the Whatlrosa Pizzas okay, a pizza place, okay.

Speaker 26 (19:49):
And when I dropped the noise that I was gonna
be leaving her, she picked up the whole pizza and
threw it at me.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Oh okay, if you're gonna break give it a restaurant.
The food needs to be soft or not and definitely
not hot like melting cheese. So she I know, but
that made it easier, right, She threw the food and
she just stormed down.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
Yeah no it no, No.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Let me ask you this, John, Are you sort of happy?
Even though it was a little embarrassing to have pizza
thrown in your face?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Are you happy?

Speaker 6 (20:20):
It was like, just rip the band aid off fast
like that or would you wanted a long drawn out
let's explain conversation.

Speaker 23 (20:26):
I was glad that it was quick.

Speaker 26 (20:28):
I was I was really glad.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Okay, and it's done. And you didn't hear from her again,
nor did she hear from you never again? No, Wow,
and wasted pizza at that?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Did they have heart?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Did they have that Domino's insurance? Thank you, John, Thank
you very much.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I think I need a conversation.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Froggie's wife, Lisa wants to know, scary, did you wind
up paying for the dinner?

Speaker 6 (20:52):
We split the bill?

Speaker 12 (20:55):
I want to make sure.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, I would have made her pay after that. I
didn't bring my wallet. Sorry, Storm.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
There's actually a list of the best places to break
up in New York City. Oh, number one in a taxi, bad, no, terrible, awful,
Chelsea Market, Bowery Hotel, Lobby, the Tts, Red Steps in
Times Square because there's so many tourist they're buying tickets
for Broadway Show. Oh my god, the pier behind Fairway
Market in Red Brooklyn.

Speaker 13 (21:22):
Never on a pier you get pushed in the donut plant.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
No Paley Park, No, no, no, these are I would
think in a park, now, you know what straight Nate
was saying that Over by my old apartment.

Speaker 14 (21:32):
Yeah, sixth Avenue and Carmine Street, there's this little park,
and probably half a dozen times I would walk by and.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
There's a couple.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
It's right in front of Joe's Pizza. Right in front
of Jo's Pizza, right, you know what that is brody
right there?

Speaker 14 (21:42):
And every once in a while I walk by and
there's a couple where the girls sitting there crying and
the guy's just sitting there with like an expressionless face.
He just knew that they were breaking up. Always on
a park bench.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
I'm not saying anyone's enjoying breaking up with someone, but
I do think, and I go back to what Gandhi said,
there needs to be a level of respect where you
allow them to be able to have a conversation with you,
right right, I don't know, Alex. Are you there?

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Hello? Alex. So you've had to be a dumper and
a dumpy. So which one was most stressful for you
or were they equally as stressful?

Speaker 15 (22:14):
No, I've never been a dumpy. I've been a dumper
in two extreme situations where I dated a guy in
high school ended up being my college boyfriend most of
our relationship. He was very emotional and at times, you know,
a little aggressive about it. So that breakup was pretty tough.
And then my next boyfriend was the exact opposite, very

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stone cold.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
We broke up.

Speaker 15 (22:39):
He didn't even care.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
So, so I'm breaking up with you, okay, great?

Speaker 12 (22:44):
Yeah, easy.

Speaker 15 (22:46):
He didn't even know we broke up. I you know,
I said to him, I feel like you're not really
in love with me. He said I'm not. I said, okay,
you know, that makes it pretty easy for me. Then
we've been together for two years at this point, and
then he me like thirty minutes later and asked me
if we were going to go out for dinner the
next night.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (23:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
I don't think he got in now, but anyway, but
you know what, you're done, You're done. There is this
big sense of relief. Absolutely. Finally we talked to Stephanie.
Thank you, Alex. Hi, Stephanie.

Speaker 30 (23:15):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
So he was your fiance.

Speaker 31 (23:18):
Yeah, and we were together like seven issues seven years.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
That's a long time. So he broke up with you?
And how did that fall out?

Speaker 31 (23:28):
He didn't actually say, like we were breaking up. He
came home from work one day with a bunch of
boxes and just started like packing his stuff up.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
It's like a job.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
So he cleared out his desk.

Speaker 31 (23:39):
Yeah, that's basically what it felt like. And I'm sitting
there watching him. I'm like, what are you doing? It's like,
I'm just packing my stuff together. And I was like,
for what reason?

Speaker 22 (23:47):
He's like, I'm going to.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Move back in with my mom?

Speaker 12 (23:49):
What did he give you a read?

Speaker 7 (23:51):
Like? Why?

Speaker 31 (23:53):
I mean, I knew we were having like some problems
and everything, but he never expressed that it was to
the level that he was going to then look break
up with me if it didn't get sexed.

Speaker 32 (24:03):
Wow.

Speaker 31 (24:04):
So he never actually said too much until like a
year later he was still trying to get back together.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
That's that's not good.

Speaker 31 (24:11):
Yeah. By then I was like, well, if you couldn't
deal with it in the moment, why would I want
to get back to exactly.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
All right, Well, congratulations Stephanie. And that made it easy
for I mean after a while. But if there's a
big mystery cloud what you're packing moving out, huh, I
don't know. Uh, yeah, So be careful where you're gonna
break up with someone someone just in a text. Uh,
watching people at the airport as they're boarding a plane.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Don't do that. You're stuck in the air with them.

Speaker 13 (24:36):
That's horrible.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Don't do it at a restaurant, You're stuck at a
table with them, unless there's a fight and someone gets
up and leaves and it's just it's they get through it.

Speaker 10 (24:43):
Can you imagine though, if you're saying goodbye to somebody
at the airport and as they're getting on the plane,
you're like, bye.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Bye and then close the door bye.

Speaker 27 (24:50):
I hate you.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
I hate you. Now I'm thinking about our old school
dinner that we're going to be having. I'm Gonnavike Brody.

Speaker 12 (25:06):
No, Brody, is he on the line with us right now?

Speaker 9 (25:09):
No?

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Is there anybody else on the planet you could have
mentioned other than me, Josh?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio apps,
Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Are we even on?

Speaker 7 (25:37):
Elis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 33 (25:39):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Is there something in your hometown the outsiders would never understand?
I'll give you an example. Here in New Jersey, there
used to be a theme park called Action Park, Danielle,
remember growing up and scary. Remember Scotty be hearing their
correction Action Park. You remember cheesy commercial We ran them

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here on Z one hundred. Anyway, as my friend Tom
was saying, if you ever went to Action Park, there
was a good chance you would actually die on the
roller coaster. It was like, there's always like some story.

Speaker 12 (26:12):
I have a story.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
Yeah, Danielle almost died at Action Park, right.

Speaker 10 (26:16):
I went on the luge. I went on the louge
slide and scraped up my entire back and there was
blood and everything, and I'm like, oh, I was in
so much pain. But I did have a good time
at the park.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
But it was yeah, Action Park was there was a
water park. Yeah, a good time while the skin is
being scraped off your back. Anyway, they wanted to change
the name from Action Park to class Action Park because
there was always someone that you know outside yep out
to I'm like, Froggy where you're from, like where like
your town or in South Florida where you were originally

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living when you joined.

Speaker 16 (26:51):
You A lot of people did not understand Sanda's enchanted forest,
Like they didn't get it. And Goddy knows what I'm
talking about people don't get it.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
If you're from South Florida, you get it. But if
you're not familiar, like, what the hell is this?

Speaker 10 (27:06):
No, well tell me what it is now, I want
to know what it is.

Speaker 16 (27:09):
It's like an amusement. It's like a Christmas amusement park,
but people don't understand it. And it's the same with
the swap shop that used to be in in uh
in Broward County. The swap shop was another one. It
was it was like a glorified flea market, but it
was fun and if you're from South Florida, it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
If you're not from there, you could not have it
in any other town.

Speaker 13 (27:29):
Oh and it used to have a terrible jingle, Santa's
Enchanted Forest sentence and tension forest. I used to have
to explain to my friends who would come down that
if there is a body of water, I don't care
if it's a puddle, a canal, whatever it is, don't
get near it because something is lurking. All of my

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friends used to be like, Oh, that's so cute, let
me go down there and splash around. No, alligators and
snakes exist down here. You can't do that.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Oh man, Yeah, people are a singing in the action
park was terrifying. Almost drowned. Someone said the Alpine slide
was deadly.

Speaker 12 (28:05):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
By the way, I made a mistake. I met the
Alpine slide. I didn't mean roller coaster. So thank you
people for chastising me. Because Karen is listening. Hey, let's talk.
Let's go talk to Brody. Hey, brodyll Yeah, so I
mean you're from You're from Brooklyn. In Brooklyn is something

(28:28):
that outsiders would never understand.

Speaker 25 (28:31):
Oh, we had something in Bensonhurst growing up that maybe
you've heard of. We had something called the Mafia.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
The Mafia.

Speaker 26 (28:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 25 (28:42):
They didn't have a jingle like Froggy and Gandhiad. They
didn't have a jingle, but everybody knew who they were
and everybody appreciated them. They're all really good people.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
I love this text message. Where I grew up, we
used to have uh drive your tractor to school day.
I want to know where they're from. I would love
to talk to them. In Eerie, they have pepperoni balls.
No one understands the hype for pepperoni balls unless you're
from Eerie. You're from Erie, right, Uh? Straight in a yea.

Speaker 14 (29:15):
They actually named the basketball team the Pepperoni Balls, like
that's that's that's a real thing. Like they were trying
to figure out something that is totally eerie. So they said, well,
why don't we name our basketball team the Pepperoni Balls?
So yeah, how about that?

Speaker 10 (29:29):
Okay, you guys know what.

Speaker 14 (29:31):
A Pepperoni ball is?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, No, I'm not from Ay.

Speaker 14 (29:35):
They're fantastic. It's a ball of dough that is fried
and in the middle is like a couple of slices
of pepperoni.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
It's so good.

Speaker 10 (29:44):
That sounds good.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Yay. So, so have you ever eaten a garbage plate
like they have in Rochester, New York?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
No?

Speaker 10 (29:50):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (29:52):
It's a plate of everything. It's just everything. I don't know.
If you're from Rochester, you know what I'm talking about. Yu, Well, no,
but they call it the garbage plate. What's scary.

Speaker 29 (30:00):
When I visited Saint Louis, they had this cheese there
called Provel and I'm like, what, yeah, Provel? What is
this unique cheese? I can't get this anywhere else in
the country. It's its own thing and they put it
on pizza and it's so unique and it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Is, it's a whole different flavor.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
As a matter of fact, there are pizza places in
New York that have that, do Saint Louis pies with
proveled pie, well, Freedo pie. Yeah, from from the South.
We used to have Freedo pie all the time, where
you open up a little bag of Frito's, like the
little single serving and you'd pour hot chili in there
with some fruit, with some fresh onion and some cheese,

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and you fart all day long.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
You just fart.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
All day long, you know. And Garrett growing up on
Staten Island, it's not really the big thing anymore, but
it used to be the garbage dump. People used to
think of Staten Island as the place where the garbage dump.
And there's so much more on Staten Island than that. Yeah, yeah, gandhi,
what is you guys can explain to me?

Speaker 13 (31:00):
Taylor Taylor Ham versus a pork roll.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I don't either.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Well, they're the same thing, right, I mean, Taylorham and
pork roll. It's such a Jersey thing, like a North
Jersey thing. You'd order an egg sandwich in the morning
with with with pork roll with Taylor Ham, and it's
this Taylor Ham that's I don't think there's really any
specific part of the pig you can find it. It's
just all parks. So it's Taylor Ham brand pork roll.

Speaker 29 (31:26):
And in North Jersey they call it Taylorham, but in
South Jersey it's pork roll.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
But it's the same thing. It looks like. Then you
go over to Pennsylvania. Then you go to Pennsylvania, they
have scrapple. Now, you know, I never knew what scrapple
was until I lived in Q and O two Land,
And then when I moved from Q and O two
in Philly to Z one hundred, New York, they said,
Elvis duranm moving from the scrapple to the big Apple.
I'm like, no, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 11 (31:49):
I'm not.

Speaker 13 (31:52):
What a scrapple.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Scrapple is just chopped up everything from the pig. Man,
It's okay, it's everything.

Speaker 23 (32:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Yeah. And in Fort Myers they say they have something
called the peanut egg. It's a hard boiled egg that's
marinated in boiled peanut water. Who okay, anyway, Hey Brody,
how's your day going.

Speaker 25 (32:15):
Yeah, it's going well. The morning's doing the move very well.
I got to talk about the uh, you know, the
mafia on the radio. And what can I ask for?

Speaker 6 (32:24):
All Right, there you go and your day is done.
What a busy day at the office you had. All Right,
we love you, Brody. We'll check back with you a
little bit.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Okay, I love you too.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Hey, Hey, Gandhi used to live in Ohio. What were
those candies that every time I've gone to Ohio they
always give me a box of these things? There buck eyeh.

Speaker 13 (32:41):
Guys, yeah, buckeye. So, by nature, a buckeye is actually
a poisonous nut that you can't really eat. But if
you see a candy buckeye, get it because it's lovely chocolate,
just filled with peanut butter and they're beautiful and they
taste it.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Then you go to Wisconsin. You have cheese curds in Wisconsin.
And uh, I don't know who's on line twenty four
with Bernard. Hey, Bernard, how are you doing?

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Hey?

Speaker 32 (33:09):
How are you doing?

Speaker 23 (33:10):
I'm all right?

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Yeah. Where are you from? And what from your area?
Can can you explain to us that we know nothing
about from.

Speaker 32 (33:18):
Virginia and this in the seven five seven area, it's
pork Smith Norfolk all that we have deep fried blue crabs.
Everybody else's seen them, but we deep fry them.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
In a batter, and god, that sounds awesome.

Speaker 10 (33:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (33:35):
You can go twenty miles of the row you can't
find it. But it's only in this seven pive seven area.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Oh man, deep fried blue crab.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Yeah, I want some right now. Yum from my tom tongue.

Speaker 32 (33:47):
It's all about the batter that you have to eat
the whole, all of the batter. Then you get to
the crab.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (33:52):
Yeah, it's not good.

Speaker 23 (33:54):
Yeah, I meant it.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
I meant it. Thanks for sharing that. If I'm ever there,
I'm coming over, Bernard. Thanks for listening to it. I
appreciate it. Take it easy. Yeah, you know, so you
have to explain. You have to explain to people what
these things are in your area, action park or something
you eat. But I don't know, but scrapple. Try some scrapple.
I suggest everyone you have to mail order. If you're

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not from Pennsylvania, do it. Being from Texas. We had
fried pies. If you guys ever had fried pie.

Speaker 10 (34:25):
Oh no, that sounds good.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Oh god, it's so good. There was a little cafe
down the street from where I lived, and they did
these fresh apricot fried pies. They'd fry up the apricot
in the pies. And remember the McDonald's fried pies. You know,
I don't kind of like that. And my mother would
bring me an apricot pie home from lunch in a
paper bag, and by the time it got back to

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the house, it would fall out the bottom of the
bag because there's so much grease to cintegrate the bag.
I love that memories. Anyway. I love moon pies.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (35:01):
My friends in Nashville always send me some moon pies
every now and then.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
They're so good.

Speaker 10 (35:05):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Froggy knows the moon pies, he said, the moon pies.

Speaker 16 (35:09):
Oh, absolutely. From the South, we always had moon pies.
You go to the store and you get a Lance
moon pie and a coke.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, let's see, we.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Get a Lance moonpie and an RC Cola. I don't
know if you ever heard of RC cola. That's the
thing in the past. I think, I don't know. Anyway,
moving on, there's also the sweet Corn Serenade Festival in
beautiful Oscaloosa, Iowa. Boiled peanuts in South Carolina, Yep, you
know you have your own thing in your town. So
you know, don't take it. Don't take it for granted,

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even if it is a water park that could possibly
kill you. Elvis Dan dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 7 (35:48):
And the Morning Show Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
You know, people get all bent out of shape Thanksgiving
time about where you eat your meal. I was talking
to Froggy about this earlier, because you know, usually you
go to your mom's house and she cooks this major,
major feast.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Right, So we've always done that every single year, always
go to mom's.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
And so this year they're coming to you. Correct, and
so so is Lisa. Are you and Lisa gonna like
base the bird? Let's start with the fact that Lisa
could burn water. Okay, okay, start there. Bad cook, We
don't cook very much, and we don't cook that good.
I decided, I went online. I spoke to a bunch
of people. I found a great restaurant to take mom

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to for Thanksgiving dinner. Good, what do you mean own
the same?

Speaker 10 (36:34):
Thanksgiving is like you're at home with your family around your.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Table, and well not if the food tastes like crap,
you could always.

Speaker 10 (36:41):
Order the food in and have it catered, but still
have it around your own taste.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
See. I also heard the argument that you need to
eat at home with your family, and your family needs
to cook the food. It doesn't matter if you're chewing
on rubbered chicken or rubberd turkey or and eating the
worst grossest yuck in the world. Yeah, it's a part
of tradition. You got to eat the food.

Speaker 16 (37:00):
But I see it as like, for example, I know,
if we have dinner at home, Mom's gonna want to
help clean up after. Mom's gonna want to help clean
the kitchen. I want to take all that off of Mom.
We go to a restaurant and have a great dinner.
I have no problem, you know what. That's what we're
doing this year. I'm you know me, I can.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
I can cook you the best Thanksgiving dinner you've ever had.
You'll come back for more. Daddy makes it that way.
But you know what, it wears me out. I just
want to relax. So we're gonna go to a great
restaurant this year. I mean, Scotty, what are you guys doing.
We're going to.

Speaker 33 (37:29):
Cracker Beers trying to find a cracker bear hel but
do's not being too close to me, they're going to
cracker Bears, So we're bringing it in from a supermarket
this year.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
So around the room, let's take a vote, yes or
no eating out at a restaurant for Thanksgiving? Scotty, Yes,
it's fine, all right, Dan, where's my bell? Scary Froggy? Yes,
yes and uh scary. One meal a year has to
be at home, and that's Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, and mine's
a feel free going. I looked at my mother slaving
every year to like she'd get up in the middle

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of the night and do this, and then by the
end of the day she looked like she wanted just
to go away for a week.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
If you took that away from her slaving over her turkey,
she wouldn't feel as satisfied.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
All right, But I don't know what's going Jason six,
All right, hello, Jason, what's going on?

Speaker 12 (38:14):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Yeah, we're having the old meal at home versus out
in a restaurant for Thanksgiving. Argument We have it every year,
Go right ahead.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
Well, this is a deal with my family. We used
to have the traditional meal at home thing and I
loved and I loved it all and then just last
year we went out to this awesome restaurant and it
totally changed my views on everything and I love going
out now.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
But then this year we're having part Thanksgiving back at
my aunt's house and I'm so pissed off.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
You're gonna miss the restaurant because at restaurant on the
restaurant they bring drinks to you.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Yeah, it was all catered and there was like seafood
there and it was like not the traditional Thanksgiving, but
it was still awesome.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Jason, thank you for calling. I'm with you, man, Come
bank you if you want sneak out, come out with us.
We're going to a nice, really nice restaurant on things.

Speaker 29 (38:56):
God, man, what you want to talk about breaking tradition?
Traditionally on Christmas Eve, a lot of people do like
seven different fish.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Well no, a lot of people don't.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Some people do. But what we so what we did
was we now order sushi because we get our seven
fish that way. Thank you, Scary. This is the argument
we have every year, you know, Scottie, I guess to
be honest with you, Thanksgiving me a cracker barrel is
probably like really good it is, And there's a country
store there you can buy all kinds of great stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Hello, Joey, how are you?

Speaker 30 (39:25):
I am fine?

Speaker 6 (39:26):
What do you think?

Speaker 11 (39:27):
Well, there's no right or wrong. I think you guys
can play the game. But it's about the tradition of
getting together with family and friends regardless somewhere. I grew
up traditional home every single year at mom's house every
time until the past two years. We now get away,
we go to the beach, spend a few days. We're
still around the big table of food and we just

(39:49):
go around and say what we're thankful for.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
And we do that too. Every time we do the
around the table to say what you're thankful for, always
a fight breaks out. I'm thankful that dinner's almost over.
I hate you people, oldest child.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
And that's okay, all right, Joey.

Speaker 6 (40:02):
Very good. As long as we're with family and friends,
it's all that matters. Good morning, Kim, Thanks for calling,
Thanks for listening. What can we do for you? Hi,
my god, Hi O to you. What's up?

Speaker 32 (40:12):
I just wanted to say that my family is really small.

Speaker 11 (40:15):
It's just me and my husband and my daughter because
all my family is like really far away. So this
is my first Thanksgiving cooking, and me and my husband
are debating over it because he wants to go out
and cook, and I want to sit home and cook.
I want to do all this shebang. I want to
make everything that I know how to make.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
You see, I'm telling you right now, it's wonderful to
plan cooking a meal for a two or ten people,
but once you do it, you're like, what the hell
was I thinking? Really, seriously, I'm just so excited. Okay,
good well, I'm not gonna hey, hey, hey, I'm not
going to take the air out of your tires. You
enjoy it, Kim. You call me next week and tell
me what a mistake it was. You tell me.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Good morning, Jose.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
My dad's always been the one that's done ever since
I can remember Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
He does everything.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
And this morning I got the call from my mom.
She says, you know, I think I think this You
should really back your dad up, which means I'm I
guess it's kind of the year that I'm going to
be taking over the responsibility.

Speaker 32 (41:05):
Of the dinner.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Yeah, Jose, go ahead, cheap butterballt thanks for listening to us,
rank you.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Tap, all right, Garrett tell us all about your phone tap.

Speaker 34 (41:16):
So Shana wants to play a phone tap on her
dad Al. Now Shane is getting married in a few
weeks and Shana's dad Al has been a huge help
in planning and paying for the wedding. So I'm gonna
call dad Al from the church where the wedding's going
down and saying there's a slight changing plan.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
These phone taps always work because you have a wedding,
you have a nervous father who doesn't want to spend money.
You know, there's always a problem. Great, great chemistry for
a phone Let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 22 (41:44):
Here we go.

Speaker 35 (41:45):
Hello a Hi, Yes, I'm looking for one Al you
should do look. Yeah, it's well, oh hi, this is
Mon signor Farrell. I'm calling on behalf of Father Ryan
over at the church.

Speaker 23 (41:56):
Oh okay, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Father Ryan had to take a little leave okay.

Speaker 35 (42:01):
Yeah, no, he just had to tend to some business
outside of the church. I see that you have a
wedding for next Sunday, plan for it looks like maybe
a daughter.

Speaker 23 (42:10):
Yeah, yeah you might share that.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Yeah, slight change your plans.

Speaker 35 (42:13):
We just got six more baptisms put on the book
for Sunday, and that is going to push everything back
almost two hours.

Speaker 23 (42:21):
That's not going to work.

Speaker 35 (42:22):
We're trying to inflate our numbers into the church and
by saying no, that's just not a good look for us.

Speaker 22 (42:27):
Well, I understand that that you want to grow the church,
but I mean I've been coming to this church my
entire life, and you know, I feel like I should
have think it up already here. I mean, really, I
think it's there for putting us.

Speaker 11 (42:41):
Out like this.

Speaker 35 (42:41):
So you have to understand our situation too as a
parish where we have to open our doors on babies
who want to come in and have water poured on
their heads to welcome them into the church.

Speaker 23 (42:51):
I understand you're concerned for these babies, but you got
to understand my concerns for my baby.

Speaker 24 (42:55):
Okay, this is my only daughter, all right, and I've
been putting money into that collection plate entire life. So
I think I am owed a little bit of something here. Okay,
who exactly do you report to?

Speaker 23 (43:06):
I would like to talk to them.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Oh, you would like to talk to my boss?

Speaker 23 (43:09):
Yeah, I would like to talk to your boss.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Okay, are you looking up right now, excuse me, look
up to this guy.

Speaker 23 (43:17):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (43:18):
All right, start talking to this guy?

Speaker 23 (43:19):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (43:21):
That's my boss.

Speaker 23 (43:23):
I want to talk to the person that walks here
on earth that you were responding to.

Speaker 35 (43:27):
Okay, System Moreen and her crew are going to really
get a good hoot out of this story.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I hope you're not going to be drinking.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
At the reception. Excuse me, well, I just I would
hate for you to have a temper like that. I'm
going to move my excuse me.

Speaker 26 (43:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 23 (43:45):
Okay, look, you gotta understand this has been a very
very stressful two weeks.

Speaker 24 (43:48):
Okay, we were getting down to the zero hour here
for a lot of time and a lot of money.

Speaker 23 (43:52):
And a lot of work and making sure that it's
going to be the perfect.

Speaker 24 (43:55):
Wedding day for my daughter and I just, I just
I feel I'm about to jump out of my skin
them for the phone and do something that I'm gonna
murcret wel.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Can I help you solve some of those problems?

Speaker 35 (44:04):
My name's actually not monsignor Farrell, it's gar from Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show, and you got phone tapped
by the beautiful bride your daughter, Hi, Dad, are okay?

Speaker 6 (44:21):
It's all a joke, just a joke.

Speaker 12 (44:25):
Everything's fine.

Speaker 10 (44:26):
It's un all this money for your wedding and you
do go on phone tap me on the radio like that.

Speaker 25 (44:32):
There's too much.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Wh I have to take it this.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Day Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 28 (44:38):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Look at Gandi. She's always got to look on her
face like she needs answers to questions.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
I am very curious. I can't lie.

Speaker 13 (45:06):
I asked a lot of questions. I know that what
do you have no regrets?

Speaker 6 (45:09):
What's that box of questions? What's that from?

Speaker 12 (45:12):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (45:12):
So I ordered this online. It's called Bold and it's
you open it up. So it's this little cylinder. You
open it up and it's got all these cards and
all of those cards have different questions. So some of
them are about perceptions, some of them are about connections,
and some of them are about reflections.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
Okay, So if you're playing with a friend, they can
choose a category and then you ask him a question.

Speaker 13 (45:33):
Yeah, and it's a really great way to break the
ice of people and get to know people, you know whatever.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
I kind of let me go to Amazon and buy bold.

Speaker 13 (45:40):
Oh, you should go to my Amazon storefront if you
wanted to.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
Do a question I want let me see what it's
all about.

Speaker 13 (45:48):
Okay, So this one I'm going to pull from perceptions.
That's the yellow category. All right, all right, I think
this is kind of fun. If you could see a
statistic or a number floating above somebody head like you
do in a video game, what would you most want
to see? And why does that mean?

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Me?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Me?

Speaker 22 (46:07):
Mean?

Speaker 13 (46:07):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Penis size?

Speaker 7 (46:10):
Wow?

Speaker 13 (46:11):
Okay, okay? And then how would that influence your decisions.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
On dealing with that person as I'd like them or
not be friends with them at all?

Speaker 13 (46:23):
So big ones off the table?

Speaker 6 (46:25):
Well I didn't or no, no, usually they aren't. They're
on the table, I thought, So I'm.

Speaker 10 (46:30):
Moving on the Mine would be honesty.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
That's my tone engauge that I would want.

Speaker 10 (46:35):
Well, I don't know, yeah, how honest the person is?
Is the person thirty percent honest? Is a person ninety
something percent honest? Like I want?

Speaker 18 (46:46):
That?

Speaker 10 (46:46):
Would that's very important to me.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Wow, what if their number is lying? Can they make
can the numbers not?

Speaker 10 (46:54):
The number is accent just accurate?

Speaker 13 (46:56):
You have a percentage about a person. I was going
to say honesty also, but now I'm gonna try to
think of another one.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
I think I have one.

Speaker 29 (47:02):
It may not apply to me personally now, but when
I was single, number of sexual partners, Okay, I want
to see if I'm a look at a bar, I
want to see the number over everybody's head.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
I mean that would do you imagine? Would be very telling? Yeah, okay,
I'm ready.

Speaker 14 (47:20):
I figured mine app Okay, related to scaries, if they
were single, I want to know the percentage they're interested
in me, right.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
They're like, well, that would flunctuate by the moment. I'm
sure that's that's the point. Like then you'll say something stupid.

Speaker 14 (47:39):
And then I put on a dumb ass shirt. It
goes down to negative five. But it's a great, great weight.
I also have another one, and this one was really morbid.
The amount of time somebody has left before they die. No, no, no,
I I'd be walking.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Around like god like expressed as a battery percentage sign.

Speaker 13 (48:00):
Yeah, that would make me so sad.

Speaker 10 (48:02):
Yeah, that'd be sad.

Speaker 13 (48:03):
Yeah, I mean I do like the other one. Tho,
how much does someone like me? Let's make this about me?

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Yes, but but if you did have your timer up there,
your lifetimer. Hey Nate, you wanna go have lunch?

Speaker 21 (48:13):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Maybe breakfast?

Speaker 13 (48:17):
And when you get suspicious of all of a sudden,
I'm like this one day everyone started being super nice
to you.

Speaker 10 (48:22):
What does it say? But even the honesty one? Hey Nay,
you want to go have breakfast?

Speaker 11 (48:28):
Sure?

Speaker 10 (48:30):
He really doesn't want to have this, He's only doing it.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I feel so shallow with mine. Sorry I wasted my answer.

Speaker 13 (48:37):
We talked about what's important to all of us.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
There you go, Scotty B. What about you?

Speaker 33 (48:43):
I would like to know if this person has cheated
on their significant other end of so, how many times?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
I just I don't know, I cheat a cheat number?

Speaker 33 (48:54):
Yeah, like if I was out in the dating world again,
I think it's important to know if the person that
you are trying to form a relationship with is honest
and cheats on people or whatnot. That's one thing I
cannot stand for, you know, cheating, I get it.

Speaker 13 (49:12):
Can I ask scary a follow up question?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Sure?

Speaker 13 (49:14):
Okay? So let's say scary back in your single days,
you meet somebody and this person you immediately clicked with them,
and it feels this like like it's a soulmate. You're
just so drawn to them, and then you see their
number is two hundred and fifty seven. How does that
impact how you move forward?

Speaker 6 (49:29):
It does not.

Speaker 29 (49:30):
Oh no it does not, because to me, I feel like, well,
they landed on me and the number's got to end somewhere,
so here it is.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
So for you, it's more just like you're curious to ask, Yeah, okay,
it was going.

Speaker 29 (49:41):
To be either that or how many crimes they've committed?
And that's what my crimes you've committed? I like that
the crimeometer.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
The crimeometer, Yeah you never you never really said what
yours was?

Speaker 11 (49:54):
What is it?

Speaker 22 (49:55):
So?

Speaker 13 (49:55):
I really like honesty because I would love to know that.
But now that we're talking about it, maybe like propensity
to kill, I would want to know, like, how likely
is this person to murder someone? Because you could be
a very honest person and be wonderful, but still like
you might honestly kill somebody. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
To know that I'm not on the talking about, right,
But that also could be a fluid number.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
I mean, depending on what mood you're in, swinging the
mood swing, if you're on your meds or not. I
don't know a lot.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I think that's a great thing.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
The ometer, the meter that you have hovering over your head. Yes,
I wish I had something better than my answer. That
was stupid. Well no, all right, change it. Okay, here
we go. How much money do they have in their investment?
That's a good one.

Speaker 13 (50:43):
I liked that it was less shallow.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I thought it'd be more more deep and real, like
on the.

Speaker 13 (50:51):
Flip side of it for everybody. Is there a number
that you wouldn't want hanging over your head?

Speaker 6 (50:56):
My cholesterol number? Wait, wait, my weight number would be
so heavy it wouldn't be able to float in the
air fall.

Speaker 13 (51:06):
Yeah, anxiety level.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
I don't want that.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
So you wouldn't want your penis size hovering over your head?
Would I want to display that? We can we use
fractions as well? I have about this. It is not
it is okay, Okay, you don't have to do scary.
Wanted to talk about small small town gossip. Now we're

(51:31):
we're talking about, uh that video that went very viral.
We actually talked about it on our show before anyone
knew about it, because some people that listen to our
show and work for our show know the couple where
she threw a fortieth surprise birthday party for her husband
and he in front of everyone, parents, everyone, totally totally.

(51:52):
I mean, how do you how do you say this?

Speaker 13 (51:54):
He humiliated her by being her affair on blast?

Speaker 10 (51:58):
Yeah, yeah, and said some few choice words.

Speaker 13 (52:01):
Yeah. But I'm not saying either of them are the victim.
I'm not taking sides in this. I'm just saying that's
what happened.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
Yeah, there are two sides to this story. Yeah, maybe
maybe three. But you know, some people are saying that
was a very classless way of him to do that,
and from everyone, a lot of people say, well, she
deserved it. She had to come in after all the
things he alleged. He alleged, Well, she all the things
he said she allegedly did, right. So anyway, So I
was talking about my little small town I live in
in New Jersey, and Gandhi said it first, I don't

(52:28):
know the state of New Jersey. Gossips more than any
any bunch of people I've ever met.

Speaker 13 (52:33):
I've never seen anything like this as soon as we
started talking about this story, I'm getting dms left and right.
My cousin's father sister said, I'm like, what, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
People, So yeah, So out here where I live, it's
been a known fact.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
A lot of a lot of husbands, fathers of kids
are on the down low and they're all doing each other.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Wow crazy exactly.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
And so I'm like, you know, not that I know
of I don't know any of them personally, but I
know people who know some of these people, right, But
they talk about it all the time. Everyone. It's just understood.
Maybe I shouldn't even be talking about it right now,
but it just sort of understood that's going on, right,
it's happening. It's happening out here.

Speaker 13 (53:16):
How down low is it? If everybody knows?

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Right and well exactly?

Speaker 13 (53:21):
And how much of it do you think is true?
Because I'm sure at some point we've all heard something
about ourselves that were like what where that come from?
But somewhere someone's running with it like it's the truth.
This stuff makes me nervous, and I love it.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
Well, And you also said, Gandhi, Well, I don't hear
a lot of this kind of gossip in the city.
It's kind of harder to do in the city because
you have so many people that coming and going and
commuting out here. You know, in all the suburbs where
Danielle lives, for instance, Oh yeah, oh yeah, and where
Scotty b lives out in Long Island. On Long Island,
I mean, they all know, they all know, the neighborhoods

(53:53):
know what's going.

Speaker 10 (53:54):
On, and they all know who's doing who and who
cheated with who and forget about it. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 13 (54:01):
So if you want to keep your secret in the city.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
Well or just don't tell anyone, don't do anything. If
you're gonna do something crazy, don't do it with your neighbors. Okay,
wasn't there like a cheating couple that would park down
the street from you, Scottie? Yeah, they parked outside my
house every single afternoon. Scandal.

Speaker 33 (54:18):
Yeah, they stopped showing up. I don't know what happened there.
Maybe maybe because I talked about it on the radio.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Babe, didn't you say you went out to talk to
them once or something?

Speaker 6 (54:27):
You did something.

Speaker 33 (54:28):
I ran out with my camera and then I had
a street sign made up that said reserve parking for
cheaters only.

Speaker 12 (54:33):
You didn't.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
Get out there.

Speaker 33 (54:36):
Why I never I never put it out. I was scared,
but I had it was an official sign. I had
a parking sign made up.

Speaker 13 (54:42):
Are you insane?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
What is wrong with the every Why?

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Why did you do that? You wanted to humiliate them
or you want them off your book? I wanted them
to see it and just not come anymore.

Speaker 15 (54:51):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Wow, it's like it's like taking the water hose to
the cats that are screwing in the in the the.

Speaker 13 (54:58):
That's such a crotty old man thing to do.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
It really is.

Speaker 13 (55:01):
It was for fun, and I wonder why they didn't
come back.

Speaker 6 (55:07):
Well good, they found some other block to park on.
That's crazy. Out of here.

Speaker 10 (55:12):
We I asked somebody in my neighborhood post like the
cheating couple in the car on Facebook and ask please
help identify who this person is.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
And we found out what that's interesting? These Facebook groups,
these neighborhood groups are they're very powerful. H yep, they
could bury these people.

Speaker 13 (55:31):
Are we dating the same guy thing on Facebook? I
know some people around here who are in it. And
there's one guy apparently who's like popping at the moment.
And she said he's not even attractive.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
What is going on?

Speaker 13 (55:42):
She can't figure it out.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Should we be talking about these things?

Speaker 6 (55:46):
Yes? Yes, this this text came in and said, Gandhi,
the crap talk starts in Staten Island. You need to
come on over.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
No, I don't want to.

Speaker 13 (55:57):
Actually, I want to be adjacent. I don't want to
be involved. I just want to watch the crap show.
I don't want to, you know, take a crap in it.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Wow. All right, so that's what's going on. I mean, uh,
that's why I just I say to Alex all the time.
I said, we go out and we we you know,
meet people at the bars out here in the restaurants.
We should only become so close and then we should
draw a lot. And absolutely you never want to be
included in that that crap talk, you know.

Speaker 10 (56:23):
And it happens everywhere. We were on a Norwegian cruise
to the lap to Alaska. We wound up in one
of those little towns, like, you know, one of those
little Alaskan towns.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Can.

Speaker 10 (56:32):
I said, yeah, And I said to the lady behind
the counter, this town is so cute, it's so small,
and she said, yeah, we all know each other's business.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
It's yeah, they do you said to me.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
I was like, oh, okay, I tell you talk about
being on a Norwegian cruise ship. We were on a
cruise with some friends and even the cruise as a
community had a lot of gossip going on about people
on board doing other people on board. I'm sure you're
stuck with each other on that ship, you know, for.

Speaker 10 (56:59):
Having close quarters and yo, well, we.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Had a friend with us who was shack it up
with some guy he met, and then we found that
guy was shocking out with someone else we met that.
It's crazy. It's like for four days in the Caribbean,
it was everywhere everyone was talking about it. So keep
it mind. You know, if you're going to be doing
people in your neighborhood, you're going to be found out.
Oh God, Like, drive across town, go.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
To a different country, do something, Get out of here,
get out of your hood.

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Speaker 6 (57:59):
Okay, so hear me out ready, every time you get
dressed in the morning, do you stop and remember that
if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
What do I have to repeat that?

Speaker 13 (58:18):
I've never thought about it. Objection?

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Is that the rule? Whatever, whatever you're wearing when you die,
that's your ghost outfit forever. I mean, like all those
people at like the Haunted Mansion at Disney, Yeah, they
all died in those party. So I don't.

Speaker 16 (58:36):
Well, I don't know what are you wearing today, Frog,
Just like a pair of regular shorts and a hoodie
like a golf hoot. And I don't want to die
today in this Okay, I.

Speaker 13 (58:43):
Would be very happy with this out It's very comfortable.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
It is very comfortable. A cow door shopping ball T
shirt Okay, yeah?

Speaker 13 (58:52):
Yeah, like what died in heels?

Speaker 10 (58:55):
Yeah that's yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
Okay, Well, I don't know if it puts strain on
your life and things when you're dead, Danielle, I love
what you're wearing it, to be honest, i'd.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
Be okay with what I'm wearing. It's very comfortable. I
like my jacket, you know choice.

Speaker 14 (59:09):
Okay, Yeah, So wait, if I died in my sleep
like four hours ago, I would be for eternity in
a T shirt and no underwear exactly.

Speaker 6 (59:19):
You'd be Donald. You'll be Donald Duck and Donald duck
at it is a ghost, I mean through eternity. Now,
So what you mean if you want to take this
concept deeper, how do you want to be remembered fashion
wise when people see your ghosts? So you know, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, so maybe this is reason
to dress great every day because you never know when

(59:43):
your time is, when your time is up, and you're
gonna wear that for the rest of your life or well,
the rest of your death. I mean whatever you would
say that, I mean, I'd be okay.

Speaker 10 (59:50):
In my yoga pants and my edge sheer and sweatshirt.
I'm be okay with that as well. You know, I'm
not gonna you know.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
I haven't heard a lot of reports of naked ghosts,
and I know a lot of people die in their sleep,
So hmmm, something to think about.

Speaker 13 (01:00:03):
Well, so I guess it kind of depends on the
type of ghost. You're gonna be like if Nate wanted
to be a scary ghost and he's Donald Duck in it.
That's not scary at all. That would make me laugh.

Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
It although would make you laugh depending on what's below.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Yeah, for sure, I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Want to ghosts make that sound? Anyways? Why can't I
just use my normal voice? Why do I have to go? Okay?
So you're gonna walk in with a T shirt and
no pants, no underwear? Please, I'm dead. If you want
to be a ghost, you gotta am. I gonna turn white?
I just you're pretty white right now? You're wow?

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Do you mean translucent like a jellyfish?

Speaker 27 (01:00:51):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Well?

Speaker 13 (01:00:52):
You just never really hear about modern day ghosts.

Speaker 14 (01:00:55):
You know.

Speaker 13 (01:00:55):
You don't hear about the ghost and the hoodie. You
hear about the ghost in some crazy Victorian outfit, which
is terrifying. What a hoodie be terrifying?

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:01:02):
And then how come some ghosts look nice your face
and some of them look like busted?

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Well, I don't. It depends on how they died, I
guess it also depends on what they were wearing when
they died. Now, what if someone showed up and I
know this what if someone showed up wearing Shawn John
I'm gonna get out of here. Oh no, get out
of my house, banished, stupid? All right, So keep that
in mind as you get dressed. Uh maybe too late
for today or tomorrow. If you pass away while getting

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through your day, that's that's your ghost outfit forever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Wow, wown mind blown?

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Yikes?

Speaker 13 (01:01:38):
Would you be okay with the outfit you're wearing? I know,
I like it?

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Why not? I mean, it's just a little casual. I
wouldn't mind having, you know, a little McQueen.

Speaker 12 (01:01:47):
Yeah you.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
Do.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Hey, Jeff, Jeff, how are you els are you taking?

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
What are you wearing right now? Jeff? Because this is
what you're gonna wear forever more in your ghost outfit?

Speaker 20 (01:02:02):
What?

Speaker 23 (01:02:02):
Well?

Speaker 12 (01:02:03):
Right now?

Speaker 37 (01:02:04):
Right now, I'm actually walking on a rail trail, Gandhi
wearing some exercise clothes.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Okay? Was this?

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
How is this how you wish to be remembered? Because
if some that's not that bad of a thing.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Yeah, I guess this would be okay.

Speaker 37 (01:02:18):
But I was just wondering, like, what happens if you
if you get taken to the hospital for an emergency
and they cut off your clothes and their efforts fail
and then you die.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
Are you naked? I guess so, ghost. But then again,
as I said before, Jeff, I have not heard of
a lot of reports of naked ghost running around. Maybe
those are the ghosts wearing Those are the ghosts wearing sheets?
Oh yeah, it's like either they stole sheets off a
bed because they were very modest, or they were like
KKK members. I don't know when they passed away.

Speaker 37 (01:02:47):
Anybody watched Ghosts on the ghost TV show, that's that's
kind of like everybody on Ghosts is wearing what they
or when they died, So that when guy's just wearing
his underwear and uh can dress shirt and tie.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Yeah, it sounds like you're you're definitely getting your exercise in.
We can hear you. You're breathing, Jeff. Well, that's a
good thing. At least you're not dead. What if you are,
I don't know. Well anyway, so Jeff, you got a point.
You should let them. You know, just as a lot
of people in the hospital, they have do not resuscitate

(01:03:23):
as their command. Do not undress me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, keep me, keep me, keep.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Me clothed, make it really difficult, Jeff, Hey, listen. Thanks
for listening to us. I love how you start your
day with a walk. No, so this used to be
a is it an active rail road track or is
it just abandoned so parts of it are abandoned.

Speaker 37 (01:03:46):
There's also a like a park here where they have
a steam train that takes people on tours. But it's
actually the route that Abraham Lincoln took up. Came up
from like Baltimore, headed towards Hanover and then headed west
the Gettysburg address.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Wow. Well, you know back in the day when presidents
the only way they got around was by rail. Of course,
they made speeches on the back of the back of
the kaboose car in many many towns across America, including
that route you're on right now. That's so cool. I
love that history. It's great. We need more of it. Jeff,
thank you for listening to us, and hit the trail man.

(01:04:23):
It's good hearing from you. Have a great day off
you too. Take care well. All right, keep in mind
what you're wearing now. If you die today, that's you
for eternity.

Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
That would be a swift kick in my ass. Let
me tell you if I died barefoot when I have
all those shoes in the closet. Man, that would not be.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
That really goes against you.

Speaker 10 (01:04:40):
I'd be like, can I go back and just get
one pair?

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Done, none, You're done.

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
I don't know. We've talked about this before, but I
gotta asked you again because I need to take a poll.
May I Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Do you shower at night or in the morning or both?

Speaker 10 (01:04:57):
Night?

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
Night?

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Usually right morning every morning? So okay, so okay, thank you.
I feel as if if I don't shower the morning,
I can't wake up. I mean to me, it's not
as much a hygiene thing. Is this as much like
a splash in the face, right? I do? Wait, I
love to wake up in the shower. Sometimes I cry
in the shower, but that's you know the story.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
I think we.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
At the same time. I definitely see the benefits of
showering at night. You feel clean when you get into
the sheets, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 32 (01:05:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:29):
It's also just a time management thing, like I don't
have time in the morning to shower.

Speaker 13 (01:05:34):
Please, I wish I like to take a long shower
and then lay down so it's.

Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
Not bathrobond So I saw this yesterday. They did a
serving of adults starting their day refreshing rins. According to
doctor Primrose Freestone, a senior lecturer in clinical microbiology at
the University of Whatever, there's a clear answer, is it
best to shower in the morning, or according to the microbiologists,

(01:06:02):
it's a slippery showdown. This story says when it comes
to keeping bacteria, dust mites, and other unwelcome bedfellows at bay.
But they say, there's a surprising player in this debate.
Your sheets, So you know where this is going. According
to him, your body and hair pick up a mixture
of pollutants, allergens, sweat and oil throughout the day, which

(01:06:23):
feed bacteria that can disrupt your skin's natural bicrobiome microbiome.
So at the end of the day, whether you shower
in the morning or a night, it's really a matter
of whatever you want to do. But this doctor says,
the one thing that's not negotiable regularly cleaning your bedding. Yeah,
if you're like me and scary and we shower in

(01:06:44):
the mornings, it's we should probably clean our sheets more.
Define regular cleaning.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Oh god, okay, well, okay, how often you supposed to
change your sheets?

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
I would I would say, twice a week.

Speaker 13 (01:06:59):
Oh wow, twice a week.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
Yeah, well, I'm saying that we we are typically we
are typically once per week, but we have dogs, so
that adds another element of all sorts of whatever they
pick up out of the You know what I'm saying,
it's it's a filthy bed if I the more I'm
thinking about it, the more I'm grossing out. Any thoughts here,
any thoughts, I'm usually.

Speaker 13 (01:07:21):
Once a week, once every couple of weeks, person.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
Within, But what about your showering though?

Speaker 13 (01:07:25):
Nighttime? I mean, I'm good with it.

Speaker 14 (01:07:27):
I've been trying to make the switch to night time
because of this very thing. I like having clean sheets
and getting in after a whole day of being filthy.
You know, but it's so hard, Elvis. I know exactly
what you mean about that shower in the morning. The
days that I come in here, when I have showered
at night before I can't wake up. It's like it
still takes me forever.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Well, so then my solution would be in yours as well.
Take that nice long shower at night, clean up, go
to bed, and then in the morning just do like
a rent, like a rent in the shower, because I'll
take sixty seconds. I mean, you don't have to soap
up if you don't want you know, I don't know.
I'm going to start that tonight. I'll get back to Yeah,
I'll report back.

Speaker 13 (01:08:08):
If you're a night sweater, then you definitely want a
shower in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
Yeah, I'm not a nice sweater. All right, all right,
I'm glad we can have this very important conversation. Well, no,
I mean, look, you know the things we can talk
about during this show is we have to keep in
mind who's listening. We talk about coffee, we talk about
showers in the morning. It's kind of a relatable thing
while people are stuck.

Speaker 31 (01:08:29):
In for sure, all of you are so glorious.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Can start day, mister ran in the Morning Show. This
is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Usually our first day back from Thanksgiving break, we have
just an avalanche of people content us to let us know.
It's crazy things that happened at the table or with
their families. Big fights, yeah, shifts in philosophical thought for
whatever reason, in the potato grandma fell.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Asleep in potatoes. Whatever, What did you witness that was
just awful?

Speaker 10 (01:09:18):
I like those major announcements that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yeah, what major announcements made at your table.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
I want to just like a huge, huge mountain of
anything and everything that happened over Thanksgiving break. We need
to hear from you.

Speaker 13 (01:09:30):
Those are my favorite stories. I love them because then
it also makes me feel a little bit better about
my own dysfunctional family. Right, I'm like, oh, great, you
did that. We're fine.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
We'll start here in the room. Any revelations like things
that just went off the tracks. No, I don't see.

Speaker 13 (01:09:46):
We did okay, Yeah, I did, okay, we did okay
this this year?

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Yeah, what do you mean this year? In past years
that Gandhi families had food fights.

Speaker 13 (01:09:54):
We have definitely gotten into all out brawls about stuff.
It's usually about politics, or one of my cousins will
get drunk and say something horrible to one of my
other cousins, and then they'll act like they're fine with it,
and as the wine keeps flowing, they're not fine with it,
and then there are temper tantrums and stomping out, you
know that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
The wine gets flowing usually typically that's the beginning of
the yen.

Speaker 13 (01:10:14):
No, it continues all day. You can throw the little
barb early in the afternoon, but then by the time
evening comes around, it's like, I was not okay with that,
by the way, and.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
Then it goes they had time to think about it. Yeah, scary.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
How was everything at your house?

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
Well, it was great.

Speaker 29 (01:10:29):
I told you I am now an uncle again because
I had a baby nephew, you know, Jack was born
to my brother and my sister in law. But then
it was kind of eventful after that, and Millie did
a lot of sleep things, so did.

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
Uncle Joe ninety and Troggy. How is your Thanksgiving any fun?
Wild announcements?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
No, everything was good.

Speaker 16 (01:10:53):
Everybody behaved that nobody said anything out of line, no
political talk.

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
It was great. That got all of these texts coming.
And there were a lot of arguments with my family.
My dog humped the turkey. Yes, uh, that's a very
good question.

Speaker 13 (01:11:08):
My question. I love that dog. We've all felt like
doing that to the turkey at some point, haven't we.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
I propose to my now fiance at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
That's great. I acquired a child over Thanksgiving break. How
does one acquire a child?

Speaker 10 (01:11:23):
Someone shows up at your door, Hello, daddy.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
After eight years, the mother in law got drunk and
told me she wished I'd never married her daughter.

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Yes, I love those.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
See these are the stories. Yeah, we had a dead
skunk that wouldn't stay buried. What I don't know, you know,
we're just hearing part of it. My cousin told us
he's gay, which happens in a lot of families.

Speaker 10 (01:11:44):
Sometimes those aren't surprises, though, You're like, yeah, we kind
of know.

Speaker 13 (01:11:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
One of our dogs got into the room where we
were storing the pies and licked the pumpkin pie filling
out of the pumpkin pie and left the crust.

Speaker 10 (01:11:55):
Yes, dog, dog is smart.

Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
My boyfriend drank too much with his friends. They giving
even dumped me. Forgot that he did it, and showed
up for dinner after I told everyone he had dumped me. God,
my grandma reached in the middle of the table to
grab what she thought was a roll and actually just
stuck her hand in mashed potatoes.

Speaker 13 (01:12:13):
Grandma can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Oh, found out I'm having a baby, girl. I burned
my boob.

Speaker 13 (01:12:28):
More details on that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
These are great.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
My aunt asked a family friend if she wanted to
have a threesome.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
Oh what was the answer.

Speaker 13 (01:12:36):
Oh, my gosh, I have so many follow up questions
for these people.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Here's someone who got a handy under the table reow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
That only happened in the porn movies into the table.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
It was a text Hello Tara or is this Tara?
Or Tara?

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
Is your name Tara?

Speaker 11 (01:12:56):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Ashley? Hi Ashley? Sorry about that. I'm my computer pickup.
What's going on? Ashley?

Speaker 19 (01:13:02):
So we had a little incident during Thanksgiving where my
sister's boyfriend smashed out her new boyfriend's car windows or
her ex boyfriend smashed out her new boyfriend's car windows.

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
Who your sister's ex boyfriend shows up and breaks out
the new boyfriend's car windows during Thanksgiving? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Yeah, oh that's trashy.

Speaker 10 (01:13:26):
That's not nice.

Speaker 20 (01:13:26):
So Carrie under one of him, very very carry under
one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
How did we recover? Is everything okay?

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Didn't?

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:13:34):
So everything everything's fine now when those are fixed and everything.
But it was just it was a lot for I
think all of us to witness.

Speaker 13 (01:13:41):
Oh you've witnessed it too.

Speaker 32 (01:13:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:13:43):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Did any want to have the phone out recording it?

Speaker 11 (01:13:46):
No?

Speaker 23 (01:13:47):
No, we weren't that back man, Oh my god.

Speaker 19 (01:13:50):
But everyone's okay now, and everyone's yeah, everyone's fine. Now
we'll call it us it his passion, right?

Speaker 23 (01:13:56):
Oh sure?

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:13:57):
Was there like a teating situation involved? Or was this
guy just super bitter? I okayed?

Speaker 19 (01:14:09):
Either yeah, on either n different.

Speaker 23 (01:14:13):
I didn't It.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
Doesn't matter what happened. Don't show up my house and
bash my windows.

Speaker 13 (01:14:17):
No, I just need to know the motive behind things.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Well, there was.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Anger, there were anger management issues, right, you know?

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
All right? Actually, thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
That was juicy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:26):
I loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Thank you you.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Too.

Speaker 13 (01:14:31):
Can you imagine no, I imagine that stuff all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:14:34):
Do you remember grand Like before my grandparents passed away
years ago, Like Grandma would say things at the table
and then you would yell at her, and she say,
I can say anything I want. I've been around a
long time, and she can't.

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
And she did.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Interesting phone tap. I'm scary today. You know what, I'll
just say this life is not always fair. You may
be the father of a child, it doesn't mean you
get to be the father of the time. It could
make for a sad story in today's phone tap. Well,
today they're phone tapping Carmen setting up the phone tap
for her husband and her co worker. Antonio Scary is

(01:15:14):
the guy from the neighborhood who has a complaint about well,
you'll see. Let's listen in. Hello, Hello, can I spat
to Carmen? Please?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Yes, speaking?

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
How are you? You don't know me?

Speaker 29 (01:15:28):
My name is Bill and I live in the neighborhood.
My German shepherd actually got your dog pregnant. Okay, you
have those three puppies right, yes, well, I'd like to
get at least one, if not two, of those back.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
No, you can't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Well, the puppies are twelve weeks old, and if you
were that concerned about it, it would have been you
would have checked this out earlier.

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
Don't you think that I'm titled to at least half
of the litter. Actually, I gave one away already to
a friend of mine. Well, what are you doing with
Astro's kids? I mean, he's the father.

Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
This isn't like a child.

Speaker 12 (01:16:07):
Okay, this isn't. If you want to play like that,
then I'll.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Ask you for child support.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Then wait a second, you can't go making money off
my dog's seed.

Speaker 11 (01:16:17):
I dealt with them since they were born, I dealt
with her.

Speaker 12 (01:16:20):
And since she was pregnant.

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
What's your dog's name, Pookah. Well, if it wasn't for Astro,
Puka wouldn't have gotten pregnant.

Speaker 25 (01:16:26):
It's not like they're married.

Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
So I mean dogs get together to breed, so that's
their whole purpose.

Speaker 6 (01:16:33):
Well, can I at least bring Astro over your house
so he could play with his kids?

Speaker 12 (01:16:37):
That's fine.

Speaker 15 (01:16:37):
When I get out of work at six.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
I mean Astro's in a deep depression, he really.

Speaker 12 (01:16:41):
And I get out of work at six.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Can you not understand that I'm just gonna stop by this.

Speaker 23 (01:16:45):
Try.

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
If you try to take one of the puppies, we're gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
Have trouble which one is less important to you? What
do you mean less important to me?

Speaker 12 (01:16:53):
No, it doesn't work like that.

Speaker 11 (01:16:55):
And plus I have two girls and they don't want
to give it and give him away.

Speaker 20 (01:17:00):
Up.

Speaker 25 (01:17:00):
We're not giving them away.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
So there's nothing to do with your kids.

Speaker 10 (01:17:03):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 12 (01:17:03):
If they tell me, if.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
If these girls been with these dogs since the day
they were born, they were there and they watched the
birth of the dogs, and they said no, So I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 (01:17:12):
No, I'm gonna need custody Okay, for Astro, I'm gonna
need custody.

Speaker 6 (01:17:15):
Of one of the puppies, all right, to need custody.
You think that your kids are gonna tell you what
to do. Who's in charge of your hand?

Speaker 19 (01:17:22):
That's not even the case.

Speaker 10 (01:17:23):
The case is that these.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Girls been they are attached to these dogs. What about
the father Astro let them get another dog pregnant?

Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
Are those dogs out in the backyard right now? I'll
swing by your house right now.

Speaker 11 (01:17:34):
No, they're not, And if you try to come in
then I will call the cop.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Tell your brady kid, you'll get them a dog somewhere else.

Speaker 11 (01:17:40):
Don't call my kid a brat.

Speaker 15 (01:17:41):
My kid's not a brat.

Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
Mommy, Mommy, keep the dog, mammy ware. I don't want
to get rid of the dog. Where does the kid
realize what's at stake here? Does your child know?

Speaker 38 (01:17:49):
For being really stupid about this, you're acting like you're
like eight or five years old, and you're a grown
ass man.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
You know what.

Speaker 29 (01:17:55):
You can't extort money from me to have pay child
support on a puppy just.

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Because I'm talking about that now, because you got rude.

Speaker 15 (01:18:02):
You went off of the mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
No, I'm taking one of those puppies right now.

Speaker 29 (01:18:05):
I'm going to get one because Astro is gonna be
reunited with his daughter.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
He will Look, where's Pooka.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
What do you mean, where's Pooka.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
She's at the house. I'm gonna have a conversation with her.

Speaker 11 (01:18:15):
You're gonna have a conversation with Pooka.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
I'm gonna let you know.

Speaker 15 (01:18:17):
If Pooka does not know you, she will bite you,
so be prepared to get bit.

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
No, I'll throw Pooka a bone this way. I'm gonna
make sure that I get my puppies back.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Okay, we need to end this conversation because I'm getting
tired of this.

Speaker 29 (01:18:30):
Well, then I'm getting tired of this too. The truth
of the matter is you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
This is scary. Jones in the Morning Show, you got
phone tapped.

Speaker 17 (01:18:40):
I'm gonna pull Antonio.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
It was Antonia and your fiance John.

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
I'm gonna meet Elvis Terrana's phone tap.

Speaker 28 (01:18:52):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
The Elvis Sorane phone tap only on Elvis Orana in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
Would you actually go to a real life Jurassic Park.
I mean people, we've seen the movies. Yes, yes, I
would go with you, Gandhi one of two.

Speaker 12 (01:19:20):
I would go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Yeah, oh so the three of us, this is the.

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
Three of us marching down the Yellow Brick Road and
Dinosaur Land.

Speaker 10 (01:19:25):
Absolutely, I take my chances.

Speaker 13 (01:19:27):
I think after seven installments of the film, we know
how to survive. Yeah, exactly, we can get out of
there totally.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
We know what I would do. It was a instructional
those films.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Yeah, they were.

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
I left this text that came in and said, yes,
I would love to go to Jurassic Park. My favorite question,
even if I die there, what a fabulous way to die?

Speaker 10 (01:19:46):
Absolutely? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
Line nineteen is Danielle. Let's see if Danielle would.

Speaker 27 (01:19:50):
Go good morning everywhere, good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
So would you go to Jurassic Park if there was one?

Speaker 25 (01:19:56):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:19:56):
Hell hell yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:19:57):
Oh man I did.

Speaker 30 (01:19:59):
It's this draws me in, and I'll tell you to
make sure you you have that Jurassic Park scene music
and it'll just.

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Draw me right in.

Speaker 31 (01:20:07):
It's like it's to me and be like a Disney World.

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
There you go. Okay, so so far it's just four
of it's it's Danielle Monaro and Gandhi, me and you,
Danielle holding getting into the jeeps and rolling around for sure. Now,
so you heard Gandhi say Danielle that we've seen the movies.
I guess you've seen all of them. We should know
right now we are instructed on how to act and

(01:20:32):
survive because of the films.

Speaker 13 (01:20:36):
Don't run, Yeah, exploration is not the way to do it.
Don't go exploring things.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
Don't stay within the sensing here you all right, all right,
we'll be safe. All right. Well, you know we've heard.
You know, there are different scientists that are out there
engineering some way to sort of maybe bring back something
from Jurastic Park or close close to it, right, gone.

Speaker 13 (01:21:00):
Yeah, So they're working on the wooly mammoth, which actually
did exist at the same time as Man. So they're
not going back that far yet, but I'm sure at
some point somebody is going to do it.

Speaker 10 (01:21:10):
You think AI is going to bring back that God.

Speaker 13 (01:21:14):
Great, they're trying to I don't know if you guys
have seen it, but they're trying to create like some
I don't know if it's an air mess bag or
what it is. That's t rex skin it's not t
Rex's blizzard.

Speaker 10 (01:21:25):
It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:21:26):
I'm sure now Street would have the real deal.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
They would have t re skin.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
I'm ready. Sixty five million years ago, we we missed out.
You know, it wasn't that long ago, right, we can
have it here today, all right, Danielle, we have your number,
so if we do get a Jurassic Park pass an extra,
we will we will be calling you.

Speaker 12 (01:21:44):
Okay, Oh, I can't wait for that phone call.

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
I'll be right there, way, Danielle. Line four. Is Anne
listening to us on kiss? No, she's not there, she's
listening in Cleveland. She said, not only would she go,
she would work there. Maybe that's why she hung up.
She's applying for a gig.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (01:22:00):
I think that would increase your chances of survival too,
because you would know the park with the you know
the ins and outs of it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Now where to go, you know, just always know where
the exits are located. And you're you're cool, right, You're fine.
I think Scary Scary says no, not only would he
not go because of the dangerous t Rex about to
eat him, but it's just it involves hiking and he
just couldn't do that.

Speaker 29 (01:22:20):
Hiking, contracting things like malaria, poison, ivy and I would.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
It sounds like the worst trip ever. You were such
a puss.

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
Seriously, I mean.

Speaker 13 (01:22:29):
Seriously, the guy and I wouldn't insist scary though, because
we could feed him to the dinosaurs.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
That's right, I know, those tasty calves.

Speaker 13 (01:22:36):
Yes, easy picking meaty and his back.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Let's get ann on here Hello? And is right here?

Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
I think is that you ann Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
An? So you live in Cleveland, So maybe we should
locate the Jurassic Park near Cleveland, somewhere out by the
roller coasters. Just a thought, so you would work there?
Talk about that? So obviously you've been dreaming about it
since you were a little girl.

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
I mean, I don't know about that, but I think
that it would be incredible.

Speaker 30 (01:23:11):
And I don't know that I'm necessarily qualified to work there,
but if you need me to see the baby's Gecasorius.

Speaker 12 (01:23:17):
Like I got you, I don't know, Yeah, I'll do.
I'll do whatever.

Speaker 30 (01:23:21):
I just wanna.

Speaker 12 (01:23:23):
I mean, who would pass up that experience?

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
You know, scary? For instance?

Speaker 12 (01:23:29):
Well, I mean it's scary, so yeah, there.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
Is that, right Anne. I'm glad we got you back.

Speaker 11 (01:23:36):
Thank you Danielle.

Speaker 15 (01:23:37):
I adore you.

Speaker 12 (01:23:38):
You are my spirit animal. Thank you for just existing
in life. You're incredible.

Speaker 10 (01:23:43):
Oh my gosh, it's the nicest thing anyone's ever said
to me.

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
Maybe you can work for us. I mean, we don't
need a dinosaur handler, we need a Danielle handles.

Speaker 12 (01:23:52):
I got you, no Mayo, thank you?

Speaker 23 (01:23:56):
Thank you?

Speaker 24 (01:23:56):
Ann?

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
What about you, Nate? You haven't tried? Would you love to?

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
When this movie opened, I was there opening night.

Speaker 14 (01:24:05):
I love dinosaurs, and even if I did get eaten,
it would have been well worth it to see a
dinosaur come on, thank you amazing?

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
Well, I think not as you're entering its mouth, I
don't think sure. That would be a great way to say,
what about you? Go ahead?

Speaker 14 (01:24:19):
Well, Plus, we could also figure out if they actually
did some of the things that they say they did,
you know, like those shows like Walking with Dinosaurs where
David Attenborough.

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
Is like, it was avoiding the mosquitoes, so it went
into this swamp. We don't know that. They don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:24:33):
There's no way, So it would be nice to know
if they actually did some of these things that they
say they did. Okay, all right, scary what if they
at the Dinosaur Park. They had really top not catering
and the nice foods.

Speaker 29 (01:24:45):
Tesh if I could sleep in a tent and you
can guarantee that I won't be eaten by anything, Zentaman.

Speaker 14 (01:24:52):
What if you could eat a Triceratopsurgerton bringing it back
to eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
We spent sixty five million years bringing them back, and
now we're going to turn the we're burying just like
Fred Flintstone, he had that big rack of ribs on
the side of his car. I would love it.

Speaker 12 (01:25:13):
You are crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
What if we had a don Angie stand and they
had like no dinosaur lasagna or whatever they roll up
was expensive? My curiosity? Look at the text coming in.
I have a brain and the answer is hell to
the no, unless I'm a happy dire and I'm not,
says Adriana. Someone else has a hard pass for me.

(01:25:35):
We're snack sized and this chicken finger is staying home.
We are, Yeah, all right, So as soon as we
can find a Jurassic park opening near us, we'll have
to do a flyaway with listeners. What if we did
a flyway with listeners and okay, there's a chance we're
going to lose a few some people may they get eaten.

Speaker 10 (01:25:55):
You have to have them signed something ahead of time.
As long as it says that ahead of time, we're good.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
As long as we just could die, then it's okay,
all right, but maybe we should do that on all
our trips. I'll be hilarious when kids call their parents
by the first name. Some parents will not put up
with it. No, yeah, yeah, Froggy called his dad by
his first name once and that never happened again, did it?

Speaker 22 (01:26:18):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:26:18):
And then one time my mom was doing something, I go,
all right, whatever, Pam. I've never seen my dad get
up off the count so fast in my life. Last time,
it was the last time I ever said that to
my mom.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
If you want to be really, really sarcastic and just
got total ah, you call your parents by their first name.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
So god, he said, you tried it one time.

Speaker 13 (01:26:38):
Oh, it doesn't work for me. I got the who
are you talking to? But like very close and maybe
being grabbed by a shirt. I don't know. It doesn't
work with them. They don't. Even my parents don't like
me calling other adults who are older than me by
their first name.

Speaker 10 (01:26:50):
That's a no.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
Yeah, I was I was raising you. If they're older
than you, you call them by their last name, yes,
or sir or ma'am.

Speaker 13 (01:26:58):
Yeah, so we have name who are basically my second
mom and dad, mister Missus Palmerrow who I always called
them mister Missus Palmero. And now they want me to
call them Frank and Laurie. And it's really weird for
me to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
Yeah, well, let me ask you this, when you're when
you're sixty years old, you still call people by their
mister and missus whatever?

Speaker 13 (01:27:15):
I think I will, I still do.

Speaker 10 (01:27:17):
I call miss Veronica miss Veronica like I don't even
like it's like or missus whatever. I don't know to
respect things, Scotty, I mean, And.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
How how long have you been calling your dad Dick?

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
Since I was a teenager and he hated it, told
me to stop, and I just never didn't. He just
accepted it. So it came from a very sarcastic Well
it did. He's Richard. He's Richard, So I just what's up, Dick,
you know? And I just was doing that for years
and it's kind of stuck.

Speaker 13 (01:27:42):
I would get my ass handed to me.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
Yeah, for sure, me too, But I never I never
called my mom leonor she's still mom always.

Speaker 10 (01:27:49):
Senser will call Sheldon Shelley here, Shelley, what.

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
Do you shell?

Speaker 10 (01:27:53):
And Sheldon's like, oh god, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
I never call my mom and dad by their first name. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:28:02):
I would call my teacher by his like last name.
And he keeps telling me, you don't know, you just
call me Jonathan.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Now You're like, you know, you can't.

Speaker 10 (01:28:07):
If I can't, you'll always be you know, mister doctor
or whatever you are. I'm like, you can't, you can't
do it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
No, And if they are a doctor, you have to say,
of course you have to.

Speaker 12 (01:28:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Yeah, So I'll tell you.

Speaker 16 (01:28:19):
I've become friendly with my neurosurgeon, doctor Brian Hoe, and
if I call him doctor or doctor Hoe, He's like,
you can call me Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
I'm like, no, no, I don't know you that. No,
you are doctor or doctor Hall, not Brian.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
To me. If he's a brain surgeon and he's digging
in your head, like fiddling around with your brain, yeah,
doctor Hoe, I call him doctor.

Speaker 7 (01:28:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
I don't want to some guy named Brian digging in
my brain? Right, doctor hubs, Hey, Brian, how's my brain looking?

Speaker 20 (01:28:44):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
Or doctor, how's my brain looking.

Speaker 7 (01:28:47):
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Speaker 13 (01:28:50):
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Speaker 7 (01:28:53):
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Speaker 13 (01:28:54):
For sure, because of like the noise he would make. Yeah,
And I just would love.

Speaker 10 (01:28:58):
To see him in pain, you know.

Speaker 13 (01:29:00):
And I want the spank where it's like you go,
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I want that.

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Speaker 6 (01:29:24):
I'm the youngest child of three. My two older brothers
are much older than me, so I basically was an
only child. They were out of the house. I didn't
really have a sibling to fight with, to spar with.

Speaker 13 (01:29:35):
But no, that just makes me so sad because my
sister's my favorite person.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Well yeah, and uh and I liked it that way. No,
I know, got my way.

Speaker 20 (01:29:42):
I was.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
I was the golden child. I got everything I wanted
because I was the only one there. Okay, right, you
know they'd already raised two kids. They were they were
hard on them me. They're like, I don't care whatever
you come in, come in when you want, you know,
stay out as late as you want. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
but I never I had that sibling thing. I never
had rivalry. I never borrowed or stole close from someone.

(01:30:05):
I never had beat up. Yeah. Well, so you and
your sister were very close. Yeah, absolutely, always.

Speaker 13 (01:30:10):
Were, always were. Yes, there was never a time that
we were not really close, right, And it's the greatest
relationship of my life. And I think everybody with a sister,
if you have a good sister and you have a
good relationship, it's probably one of the best things you
could ever have. And I've read studies that say having
a close relationship with your sister extends your life by
ten years.

Speaker 10 (01:30:27):
Wow, that's yeah, sounds yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:29):
And Daniel, you had a great relationship with your siblings,
but we were kind.

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
Of like you.

Speaker 10 (01:30:33):
I'm eleven years older than her, so she always felt
like she was an only child because you know, we were,
you know, grown up doing our own thing. But we
have the closest relationship. She's like one of my best friends.
And I feel like I could probably count on one
hand how many times we've even had a disagreement.

Speaker 6 (01:30:51):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:30:51):
So yeah, so we're very lucky there.

Speaker 13 (01:30:54):
I kind of liked the ripping dishreds thing. I feel
like there's nobody in the world who is going to
check me like my sir, without hesitation. And I really
appreciate it because I know that there's at least one
person who will call me out on my crap no
matter what. She's not scared of anything. She's looking out
for my best interest. And yeah, she used to beat
my ass. I think it's a good thing, right, probably
deserved it. If you talk still do Yeah, exactly what Nate.

Speaker 14 (01:31:18):
It's so funny to hear you guys talk about your
sisters because I know some people and they are like
cats and dogs, the two of them, like they're two
sisters and you know they're they're older, but my god,
they just argue about everything. And it's to the point
now where if one knows the other is going to
be somewhere, she won't go there.

Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
What Isn't that awful?

Speaker 10 (01:31:39):
But I know some people who are like that too,
that don't talk to their sister, And yeahah.

Speaker 12 (01:31:42):
That's notts how.

Speaker 13 (01:31:45):
Well people?

Speaker 10 (01:31:47):
Yeah, exactly, you can't pick your sister like you know
what I mean. Like doesn't mean that the person's a
good person. You'd hope they would be, but that's.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
When what we work that way scary, mild mannered, scary
of all people. Was telling us stories about how how
evil you were to your brother.

Speaker 29 (01:32:01):
My brother, and my sister, but specifically my brother, because
my friends would come over and we shared a bedroom
and we would play video games and my brother would
want to get in on it, so we would like
literally drag him out of the bedroom and like and
then he would be exiled to the staircase and he
would be listening.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
And now that's how we trace scary.

Speaker 12 (01:32:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Oh, come, we exiled him to the staircase.

Speaker 29 (01:32:21):
Now my older age, I'm like, you know what, I
wish I was nicer and closer to my brother and
my sister too, because we used to fight like catching dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:32:28):
We were two years apart from there. You go, never
had it. Now we're closer. We're closer. There're hey? Also,
oh a question, did any of you ever have sex
with your best friend?

Speaker 7 (01:32:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
Did you ever?

Speaker 7 (01:32:44):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:32:46):
But then we started dating, so you know it's a boyfriend,
but it was a best friend first.

Speaker 29 (01:32:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
Well, I was talking to a friend of mine who
actually told a story when they were younger best friends
and they were best friends for like like ten year
and then they had sex with each other. Yeah, and
then of course they realized that, no, that's not going anywhere.
So I'm so my question is, how are you today?
So how what's the dynamic like with you guys?

Speaker 23 (01:33:12):
Now?

Speaker 13 (01:33:12):
Oh he hates me?

Speaker 10 (01:33:13):
Huh.

Speaker 13 (01:33:14):
We dated now he hates me. And I even suggested
we should still be friends because we were friends before,
and he was like, yeah, absolutely not. No things ruined
a friendship.

Speaker 14 (01:33:22):
Boo.

Speaker 12 (01:33:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Never had sex with your best friend?

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:33:26):
No, never? Sorry, how did you? Obviously you did.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
I've had sex with friends, not best friends.

Speaker 13 (01:33:36):
Wasn't the one girl you had sex with your best friend?

Speaker 12 (01:33:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
Yeah, she's my best friend.

Speaker 13 (01:33:39):
Yeah, and you guys are so cool right or no?

Speaker 9 (01:33:41):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:33:41):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:33:42):
Really after that it got icky.

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
Well, a lot of other stuff happened, but gotcha, I
want to get I want to get into that later
sex with your best friend.

Speaker 13 (01:33:52):
So you're talking about like sex with your friend, but
then you didn't start dating. You guys just hooked up
and then that was it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
Yeah, okay, yeah pretty much. But so the story the
show I just finished watching. I can't remember the name
of this dumb show. Jesus, there's a there's a guy
and a girl going to college with each other and
they they they didn't have sex, but they almost did.
Then they realized, well, he's gay and other best friends.

(01:34:18):
But I'm wondering, like, how many gay guys have had
sex with their best friends because I did in high school?

Speaker 10 (01:34:25):
Do you like experiment and like see how you feel?

Speaker 7 (01:34:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
It was awesome? Yeah, I mean it wasn't it was awful.

Speaker 18 (01:34:32):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:34:32):
It was awesome that we did it. It was awful
that what it was? Yes, awful, But yeah, I'm sure
she was complaining as much as I am.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
But can I ask her gay question?

Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
Yeah? Yes? Please?

Speaker 14 (01:34:43):
So what is the dividing line between a friend, a
male friend for you and a potential romantic partner? Does
that make sense?

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
Do somebody know what I'm trying to say?

Speaker 13 (01:34:56):
Whyn't be the same for you?

Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
Though?

Speaker 13 (01:34:57):
As a straight person between a girlfriend and a girl,
you're trying correct that.

Speaker 14 (01:35:02):
I mean, it's very simple. Is it, like you, romantic
feelings or attraction or something like? What's the dividing line
where one could become a romantic partner?

Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
I don't know if I can define that, because it's
it's different, be different with different people. I think I
don't know how to answer that. All right, So you
don't find all men attractive?

Speaker 18 (01:35:20):
R No?

Speaker 13 (01:35:22):
Do you find.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
To a certain degree?

Speaker 10 (01:35:27):
I know you don't. Just so full of CRP.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
No the women to Nay, they're all possible victims.

Speaker 13 (01:35:38):
In life in general.

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
Okay, okay, So I'm balancing two topics here. It's the
it's the topic train. I'm the topic juggler today. Okay,
let me We're talking about sisters and we're talking about
having sex with your best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
What say you, Christina? You have a sister, a twin sister.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
There you go, you're on Aaron. I'm on Aaron, Well
hit the wrong. Yeah, you don't like women?

Speaker 10 (01:36:04):
Get off?

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
Eric High, Aeron, hold on please? Uh Christina, there's Christina High. Christina, Hey,
these buttons are so small, very small, tiny microscopic buttons. So, Christina,
you have a twin sister. You cannot imagine life without her.
She is your best friend, without doubt.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
Absolutely, we are inseparable.

Speaker 12 (01:36:24):
We talk every day.

Speaker 10 (01:36:26):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 23 (01:36:28):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
I mean, did you guys ever have those moments, those
moments where sisters would like pull each other's hair out
and have a little little fight From time to time.
Obviously you did.

Speaker 23 (01:36:38):
Maybe my mom would have to come upstairs and separate
us for a little bit and.

Speaker 15 (01:36:43):
Then we cry and make up.

Speaker 10 (01:36:45):
Yeah, but you're like, you do you have that twin thing,
with that intuition twin thing where you know, like something's
wrong or.

Speaker 23 (01:36:51):
She needs you.

Speaker 38 (01:36:53):
Sometimes honestly, like sometimes we'll get caught saying the exact
same thing at the exact same time.

Speaker 6 (01:36:59):
Wow, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Do you finish each other's sentences sometimes?

Speaker 6 (01:37:03):
Yeah, we do. Yeah, that's why I think that Nate
and I are twins. He's always finishing you never know.
I Well, that sounds great, Christina, And I bet there's
a lot of There are a lot of people listening
right now, going, God, my sitter is my best friend too.
That's really cool. All right, Christina, thank you for listening
to us. Now we go talk to Aaron. Hello, Aaron, Hi,

(01:37:24):
how are you doing well. So you're a middle child.
Do you have an older and a younger sister they
hate each other?

Speaker 30 (01:37:31):
I have two older sisters that do not get along, okay, and.

Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
So you're kind of caught in the middle because you
you're you're nice to them both. I mean, you get
along with both of them.

Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
Yes, I try to.

Speaker 12 (01:37:44):
It's hard, but I am definitely in the middle of
both of them.

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Why do they hate each other?

Speaker 12 (01:37:49):
Yeah, so I'm a step sibling with them.

Speaker 39 (01:37:54):
So it stems back from when they were way younger.

Speaker 15 (01:37:57):
Way before I met them.

Speaker 12 (01:37:59):
But they just never ever got along.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
Never right. Yeah, it goes back to when your kids.
I mean there's a parental thing maybe involved. One was
chosen over the other one day and I don't know
could but that puts you in a really they still
puts you in a weird spot. Aaron being the sister
that tries to make the peace.

Speaker 39 (01:38:18):
Probably, Yes, I am the mutual party and I try
to remind them both and I am mutual, and I
don't know anything that happens, you know, between their fights
that's on them, and I just try to get along
with everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
Here you go, let's see see they Here's the thing.
I mean, how may I ask how old your sisters?
Aren't the sisters that don't like each other?

Speaker 12 (01:38:40):
One is thirty four and the other one is thirty two,
and I am.

Speaker 32 (01:38:44):
Going to be twenty seven.

Speaker 14 (01:38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
I wonder if one day they'll wake up and go, God,
that was just really wasted time. Yeah, yeah, they're still young,
basically the thirties, so they still could get better. Well, listen,
best of luck to that, to you and to that
and to everyone what.

Speaker 14 (01:38:59):
Or it'll be like whatever happened to Baby Jane. They
hated each other and fifteen they remember that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
Movie She'd serve her a bird? Yeah, a dead bird,
but you do blast such a one more call from Lisa. Hi, Lisa,
you slept with your best friend. Oh, yes, we're getting
back to that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
So how did that go for you? You slept with
your best friend? How did it work out?

Speaker 10 (01:39:24):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
We've known each other sister fourth grade and then as
an adult I revealed her that like women.

Speaker 12 (01:39:30):
So one day she was curious. Of course, she did
it with some drinks and other stuff involved and things
like that.

Speaker 15 (01:39:35):
It was nice, It was good it It actually did
not feel weird.

Speaker 12 (01:39:38):
It felt very natural. But we never even spoke about
it ever again after that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
It's like an unspoken truth or something.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
Wow, I mean, never ever mentioned it at all.

Speaker 12 (01:39:49):
No, I was waiting for her to bring it up.
Maybe she was waiting for me to bring it up.
I don't know that one time I thought it was nice.
Maybe she didn't like it. I don't know, but we
never even spoke of it.

Speaker 15 (01:39:57):
But we're still friends to the.

Speaker 10 (01:39:58):
Day, friends and didn't change anything.

Speaker 6 (01:40:01):
Well, it was just an experience you went through. Maybe
you don't want to hog on it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:08):
I don't want to.

Speaker 9 (01:40:09):
I don't know who about friendship?

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
You know, don't tell since we were kids, right, so
we don't.

Speaker 12 (01:40:13):
It's not talking about it. Well, we made friends, and hey, that's.

Speaker 11 (01:40:15):
How I have to be.

Speaker 6 (01:40:16):
What would you say? I mean, hey, that time that
we we we hooked up. Do you want to talk
about that? I mean, that's something I would.

Speaker 12 (01:40:24):
Do if you never brought it up. By now, I
don't think.

Speaker 10 (01:40:26):
Yeah, how long ago was it?

Speaker 12 (01:40:27):
We're to bring it up? I think the first thing
I would after is what I good, that's.

Speaker 10 (01:40:31):
The first Okay, how long ago did it happen?

Speaker 12 (01:40:35):
Oh?

Speaker 38 (01:40:36):
This one years ago to the point where I think
we're just comfortable with each other, so I didn't.

Speaker 12 (01:40:39):
Talk about it anymore. This is years ago, less than
ten years ago.

Speaker 29 (01:40:41):
There you go, oh, wow, I would have to bring
that up me too, Yeah, because you know that's for me,
that's what It's a cliffhanger.

Speaker 10 (01:40:48):
So is there anything I should be changing about the
way I when I see.

Speaker 6 (01:40:52):
For me, it would be like, hey, do you want
to can we do we want to talk about that?
I mean, like, what are your feelings about what happened
ten years ago when we did each other?

Speaker 25 (01:41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:41:01):
Maybe I could take you guys advice and part just
after a bout.

Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
No, don't open a can of worms.

Speaker 13 (01:41:06):
It doesn't need to be as a can.

Speaker 6 (01:41:08):
Yeah, if I see a can, I'm gonna open open
your can for big Daddy, Lisa, Thank you, that's awesome.
Like this text where you go where you go?

Speaker 11 (01:41:22):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
Addressed to me Elvis. Do you sometimes think you can
turn a straight man gay?

Speaker 23 (01:41:27):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (01:41:27):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:41:29):
Nor do I want to? Now he doesn't want to.
I don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
I've been very clear, right for Froggy, Right, he ain't trying.

Speaker 6 (01:41:36):
No, No, you know there are there are all gay
guys out there that would love to hook up with
a heard. Well, not for everyone. It's not everybody.

Speaker 16 (01:41:47):
Have you ever hooked up with a straight dude, like
a guy that you know was straight, just just like
it was just like something new.

Speaker 6 (01:41:52):
Yeah, yeah, but I'm not trying to turn him anything.
It's not.

Speaker 10 (01:41:57):
There's we're just curious.

Speaker 6 (01:41:59):
I used to want.

Speaker 14 (01:42:00):
Oh my god, let me be let me, let me
be very clear with you.

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
That has never ever crossed my mind, not even twenty
year olds.

Speaker 13 (01:42:15):
Cancel.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
No, no, no, no at all, no, never ever. I'm
being I'm being so honest with you.

Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I made you feel like No,
I did not. I was like, what what did I
do that made you feel that way? I'll never do
that again? No, No, I'm sorry. I don't I can't
say anything.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 6 (01:42:40):
I thought you wanted me. How do you respond to that?

Speaker 24 (01:42:44):
Back in?

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Never ever, ever, never ever, that.

Speaker 13 (01:42:49):
Dry heave was appropriate to let someone know how you feel.

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
I'm not gonna apologize, but he said he didn't.

Speaker 10 (01:42:56):
You know, just because you're gay, not attracted to everybody every.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Guy just as you're straight, does mean you're tried to
every person.

Speaker 13 (01:43:02):
But also, we know all these guys think that every
gay guy wants them the.

Speaker 6 (01:43:11):
One guy. There's not one guy on this show that
I would even consider doing that with, except for one.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
What's up Scotti?

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
Oh my microphone went on. I don't think you'll have
to t a Scotty's arm at all? Wait, hold on,
you want to see this banana?

Speaker 19 (01:43:31):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:43:34):
Haha, laugh Bunny. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:43:42):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
One year we were talking about grandma. It's a Thanksgiving
table and.

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
We had several calls from people whose grandmother's actually passed
away as the Thanksgiving table and it's not a fun things,
but sometimes grandmothers live through Thanksgiving and they do the
craziest stuff like line twenty Nicole, Hello, Nicole, how are you?

Speaker 17 (01:44:05):
Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening. I'm good,
Why are you?

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
The pleasure is all ours? So your grandma, what did
she do? I know, I know we all have grandma stories.
Go ahead and tell yours.

Speaker 17 (01:44:18):
So it's Thanksgiving. We finished eating and we just started
the tradition of doing secret Sannah a couple of years ago.
So we pick our names on Thanksgiving after.

Speaker 11 (01:44:30):
You know, we eat.

Speaker 17 (01:44:31):
So we're going around the table, we're picking our names.
We have to explain to my grandparents again what it
is because they forgot, and my grandma picks the name
and I'm not even joking, goes, Oh my god, I
picked the worst one.

Speaker 6 (01:44:46):
Oh no, she screamed, us at the table and obviously
in front of the person she chose.

Speaker 17 (01:44:55):
I'm assuming yep, and she's screaming I made a huge mistake.
I made a huge mistake. And we're like, nanny stop
like everyone knows now.

Speaker 6 (01:45:07):
Do we ever?

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Did you ever find out who it was?

Speaker 11 (01:45:11):
It was? What it was? Me?

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
She didn't want you, Nicole? Why does your grandmother hate you?

Speaker 17 (01:45:24):
I'm not sure, but it was one of the funniest
things that grandmother grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Well, so, well, good luck, hope she gives you something cool.
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:45:38):
Well, thank you, Nicole, sorry about your grandma hating you,
but merry Christmas and have a nice day. Thanks for
listening to us. Line twenty four Sierra her grandmother. What
did your grandmother do with Thanksgiving?

Speaker 20 (01:45:55):
Well, she got on top of the table and said
that she could work, just like the celebrities in the video.

Speaker 23 (01:46:01):
Stop it.

Speaker 6 (01:46:03):
So your grandmother actually stepped on a chair and then
stepped onto the table and started tworking.

Speaker 23 (01:46:10):
Yes, Linda is wild.

Speaker 6 (01:46:16):
How did she do on a scale of one to ten?
How was her tworking?

Speaker 20 (01:46:20):
Well, the effort is a ten, but the actual talking
maybe like a two and a half.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
Oh, it's so funny. Was she drinking by chance or
is this natural? Grandma?

Speaker 20 (01:46:32):
Oh my goodness, chardonay in her hand while she was talking. Yeah, yeah,
it was absolutely hilarious. And then as she got up
onto the table and started doing it, she let out
a nice long part.

Speaker 6 (01:46:49):
I grand my hero, Oh my god, please invite me
to your Thanksgiving next year.

Speaker 22 (01:46:56):
I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
Invite at any time, Sierra, thank.

Speaker 6 (01:47:00):
You for listening to us. You have a great week. Okay,
thanks thanks for calling to That's awesome, Lindsay Online twenty three.
Oh god, Lindsey, what did your grandmother do at the
Thanksgiving table?

Speaker 21 (01:47:11):
My grandmother got completely drunk, took my phone and called
my ex to tell him how terrible of a person
he is.

Speaker 6 (01:47:20):
Good for Grandma?

Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
That good grandma?

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
How did that go over?

Speaker 12 (01:47:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 21 (01:47:27):
So the first time he didn't obviously answer, because he's
probably like, why the hell is her number coming up?
We broke up like six months ago. But then she
called him like with Kealy, like three or four times
because she wasn't leaving any voicemails, and finally he answered,
and she is French, so she was cursing him out
in French and English.

Speaker 6 (01:47:46):
Yeah, grandma, stories my favorite. Well, look, thank you for sharing,
lindsay you have a great day.

Speaker 21 (01:47:55):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 6 (01:47:56):
Looks at these texts. My grandma would pour her left
over South dressing from her bowl after she finished eating,
back into the main dressing container. Oh oh, did you
see some of these texts. They're coming through a straight name.

Speaker 11 (01:48:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:48:10):
Oh god, let me get that one. One year, my
grandma whipped out her boob to show us how much
it had deflated.

Speaker 10 (01:48:16):
Oh my, it's what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:48:20):
My grandma.

Speaker 10 (01:48:22):
She sew her pantyhose, like if there was a run
in your panty hose, she would sew them instead of
buying a new paniels. Oh god, he's like, what are you.

Speaker 6 (01:48:30):
Doing, Danielle. My grandmother gave me this text says, my
grandmother gave me the make sure your husband is always
satisfied talk at the Thanksgiving table. Oh granny, Grandma. Anyway,
there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapped.

Speaker 10 (01:48:49):
All right, Danielle, All right, it comes to Myra, who
said I had warned out for my arrest for not
paying a barking ticket, and my boyfriend Joel kept insisting
for me to pay it and get it taken care of.
I've already taken care of it. He thinks I haven't,
So I think it would be funny if we phone
tapped him and told him the cop just pulled me
over and I'm about to be arrested own.

Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
One of these Now, what part are you playing?

Speaker 10 (01:49:09):
I am the officer.

Speaker 6 (01:49:10):
All right, let's listening to today's phone tech Tania.

Speaker 10 (01:49:15):
Name.

Speaker 17 (01:49:17):
I don't have to get arrested by because they're.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
Going I have to go to bike.

Speaker 10 (01:49:24):
Top crying, crying, Give me a break at your own fault.

Speaker 7 (01:49:33):
A phone?

Speaker 10 (01:49:35):
Hello, who is this? Okay, she's about to get arrested.
Why because there's a bench warrn out for her arrest
for an unpaid parking ticket.

Speaker 12 (01:49:44):
Okay, can we pay for it?

Speaker 30 (01:49:46):
I mean that's not a problem.

Speaker 10 (01:49:47):
No, it is a problem.

Speaker 23 (01:49:48):
This is I know it's a problem.

Speaker 10 (01:49:51):
When I'm saying it's not a problem for me to
pay for it, I'll take care of everything right now.
It doesn't matter. Right now, she is the stupid one
that did not pay this ticket, and now she's given
me a problem.

Speaker 23 (01:50:00):
Okay, I don't know what's going on. I don't know
what went on between you, guys.

Speaker 32 (01:50:04):
I understand that she hasn't warm, but what can.

Speaker 17 (01:50:06):
We do right now for us to solve this.

Speaker 10 (01:50:08):
We can't do anything. She's gonna go to jail and
I'm just waiting for backup. Hold on, talk to her.

Speaker 6 (01:50:13):
Stupid relaxed.

Speaker 14 (01:50:17):
About it.

Speaker 10 (01:50:18):
I know I didn't you call me a bit. I
know that didn't come out of your mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:50:22):
I didn't like what he relaxed, Dave.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
You don't even know how you can right babeking me.

Speaker 6 (01:50:30):
I't understand that, baby, But okay, you're.

Speaker 13 (01:50:32):
In the phone right now, my mind here, Hello.

Speaker 24 (01:50:37):
This is this must be a misunderstanding.

Speaker 25 (01:50:40):
You know, I know she took care of the situation
and and she just upset that she's.

Speaker 39 (01:50:43):
Gonna get arrested.

Speaker 32 (01:50:44):
No, that's why I'm telling you.

Speaker 24 (01:50:45):
I'm trying to I'm trying to control the situation.

Speaker 6 (01:50:48):
Can you please give her the phone, sir.

Speaker 10 (01:50:50):
She did not pay the ticket. That's the situation. Dumb,
sit down, and I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:50:56):
Come officer, officer.

Speaker 27 (01:50:58):
I understand that, but you're not being profession by calling
her an idiot and being all upset about this.

Speaker 10 (01:51:02):
Okay, you don't think she's an idiot? What to be honest,
I think you're an idiot for even being with her.
Why are you? I mean, she's an idiot?

Speaker 32 (01:51:11):
Can you I'm not gonna even go there with you.

Speaker 31 (01:51:13):
Can you please give me.

Speaker 23 (01:51:15):
Give her the phone?

Speaker 10 (01:51:15):
You can go there with me. I have no problem.
If you want to tell me she's problem, I'm not.

Speaker 17 (01:51:19):
I'm not going there with you.

Speaker 8 (01:51:20):
Can you please give a phone?

Speaker 10 (01:51:21):
We all know she's stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:51:23):
Can you give her the phone?

Speaker 10 (01:51:24):
Pa, just admit she's an idiot. I'll give her the phone?

Speaker 6 (01:51:26):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 20 (01:51:27):
Know?

Speaker 10 (01:51:27):
I'm not kidding you right now?

Speaker 11 (01:51:29):
What you're doing now, you're telling me to call somebody
else an idiot?

Speaker 12 (01:51:31):
We doot that.

Speaker 10 (01:51:32):
I call it like I see it.

Speaker 6 (01:51:33):
That is your opinion?

Speaker 38 (01:51:35):
Then?

Speaker 35 (01:51:35):
Damon?

Speaker 7 (01:51:36):
Why ain't such an idiot?

Speaker 19 (01:51:38):
And what are you talking about?

Speaker 26 (01:51:39):
What?

Speaker 23 (01:51:39):
I'm trying to figure out?

Speaker 7 (01:51:40):
What you.

Speaker 20 (01:51:43):
Tell her that you I'll just pay her off.

Speaker 22 (01:51:45):
I told her when I first spoke to her, Well,
what is it that you say I will pay it off?

Speaker 10 (01:51:50):
I got the money, I will.

Speaker 6 (01:51:51):
Pay it off.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
I just need to know where you're at.

Speaker 23 (01:51:54):
And I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
Baby, I think so stupidio daby, I don't care about
anything else.

Speaker 6 (01:51:59):
I want to know where your or where they're gonna
be taking you.

Speaker 23 (01:52:02):
No, what do you mean though? What else can I
do over the phone?

Speaker 25 (01:52:05):
Baby?

Speaker 23 (01:52:06):
I can't do from the phone.

Speaker 10 (01:52:08):
What you probably can do is you can just turn
on the radio and listen to Elvis Duran. Because this
is Danielle and you've just been phone tapped.

Speaker 17 (01:52:18):
You're kidding me?

Speaker 7 (01:52:23):
Hi, you guys, Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 28 (01:52:30):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation the.

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:52:51):
What would you do if you bought a house and
you found someone's ashes in there?

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
I don't think you can't touch it.

Speaker 12 (01:53:00):
I think it.

Speaker 10 (01:53:01):
Yeah, I believe.

Speaker 6 (01:53:02):
I think you like technically remains.

Speaker 14 (01:53:05):
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 6 (01:53:06):
Well it is, That's what it is. Yeah. This was
actually on a Reddit thread, uh, you know, the am
I an a hole? Thread? Someone asked if they would
be an a hole if they threw away an urn
of ashes that that was left in their house and
nobody wanted to abso.

Speaker 13 (01:53:24):
Throw it away.

Speaker 14 (01:53:25):
But honestly, the a hole is a person that left
it there in the first place. You're just gonna leave
Grandpa in the wall.

Speaker 13 (01:53:31):
Maybe Grandpa wanted to be in the wall. It was like,
this is my house. I built this with my blood,
sweat and tears. I want to be here forever. Yeah,
the hole should have left a note if you exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:53:41):
If you found ashes. You need to know why. You
find out why they're there.

Speaker 6 (01:53:44):
There could be a great reason why great granddad wanted
to take the wall, right.

Speaker 13 (01:53:49):
And like, what if somebody's missing them, like they didn't
know where they were. Oops, we forgot we put them
in the wall. You should do your diligence and try
to hunt down who was there.

Speaker 7 (01:53:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:53:58):
Well, a friend of mine bought this huge property out
in New Jersey, close to where we live, and they
found a tombstone there on like in the in the shrubbery.
There's someone buried on their property. They couldn't really read
it because it was that old, but they know for
a fact. We're pretty much for a fact that there's
someone buried underneath that tombstone. That's a big deal.

Speaker 14 (01:54:18):
When you find like somebody buried, right, don't they have
to send the team or something.

Speaker 6 (01:54:25):
Well, they decide to leave it the hell alone, Okay,
And Actually, it's kind of interesting to have someone buried
on your property.

Speaker 10 (01:54:30):
I think, I think, And normally when your house is haunted,
it's not the house, it's the it's the what it's
built on. It's like, you know, the ground, so you
know who knows. You know, you don't want to start
moving things and things high, please don't mess around.

Speaker 6 (01:54:45):
Yeah, if we don't want to, if we don't want
to reenact Poulter Guystone, just move theadstone. That was a
great movie. But so would you leave would you leave
a tombstone in your backyard if you bought a house.

Speaker 10 (01:55:00):
Someone buried there, if it was maybe my cats.

Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
Well that's another thing. We bought a house with our
first house in Santa Fe. It had the remains of
their dog. The past owner's dog buried in the backyard.
So I was going to offer to dig him up
and send it to them, and we decided that would
be in bad taste. Yeah, digging up a dog and
sending it to would devastate the family.

Speaker 13 (01:55:27):
I feel like you got to leave it.

Speaker 6 (01:55:31):
I think you're right.

Speaker 10 (01:55:33):
Just go visit them, maybe bring them flowers, you know,
you know, be not do the right thing.

Speaker 13 (01:55:38):
Hello, thank you for allowing me to live here peacefully.

Speaker 6 (01:55:41):
You Yeah, okay, leave the body, leave the body in
the backyard. All we all voted on that. Yes, we're
going to do that. No one, I'm happy no one
on our show actually said no. I would definitely throw
those ashes away. No, you would be an a totally Nate.
Nate's trying to call someone. He's got some sense of
urgency going on. I never, rarely ever do I see

(01:56:03):
Nate with urgency and he's he has it going on. Now, Hey, Nate,
what's going on? Who's that? Yes, I'm talking on line twenty. Okay, Janine,
line twenty. Look at that. Hey, I'm so glad that
I'm glad that Nate called you. Because he had the
sense of urgency, he had to get you on the

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phone immediately. I don't know why you're here, but let's
find out what's going on, Jine.

Speaker 12 (01:56:27):
Well, not my house, but in my town Zani, Ohio.

Speaker 38 (01:56:31):
There there was a gentleman who was redoing his porch
and fell as skeleton under his porch.

Speaker 6 (01:56:39):
A skeleton like human remains.

Speaker 38 (01:56:42):
Yeah, it was a whole skeleton. Yeah, human remains under
the porch.

Speaker 6 (01:56:48):
Did they try to figure out why this skeleton was down.

Speaker 12 (01:56:52):
Yeah. Oh, the cops were called everything there was big,
big to do. It's in the I find it in
Google news.

Speaker 20 (01:57:01):
Reasoning.

Speaker 6 (01:57:01):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 12 (01:57:03):
I don't know and they never come out with what,
you know, where it was. What happened?

Speaker 23 (01:57:08):
Wow?

Speaker 38 (01:57:09):
I just yeah, it's yeah, it was a big thing.
The house is like one hundred and some years old,
so it was like an old farmhouse.

Speaker 14 (01:57:17):
Oh, I found the story.

Speaker 12 (01:57:19):
Did you find a story?

Speaker 23 (01:57:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:57:20):
Yeah, all right, hold on, Jeanine, we're gonna now you're
gonna learn with the rest of us what happened?

Speaker 14 (01:57:24):
What happened that the nine one one callar your neighbor
was taking off a front porch when they noticed bones
that looked like they could be human human, adding they
look old.

Speaker 6 (01:57:34):
Okay, this just happened like a month ago, right, yeah
it was it?

Speaker 12 (01:57:41):
Yeah, it well long long ago.

Speaker 6 (01:57:43):
Wow, So what happened? I don't think they officially know yet.

Speaker 14 (01:57:47):
They said the house dates back to eighteen sixty four,
so it could be one of the people from the
eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 13 (01:57:53):
Doesn't say was it like buried or was it just
a body just laying there?

Speaker 6 (01:57:57):
No, it's bones at this point.

Speaker 13 (01:57:59):
Right, But was it.

Speaker 12 (01:58:00):
Yeah, well it's probably buried.

Speaker 6 (01:58:02):
Sounds like foul play to me.

Speaker 10 (01:58:04):
Yeah, I need to believe that something happened, someone got
killed and they stuffed them in there and they they.

Speaker 6 (01:58:11):
Plashed the I mean, I mean, how do people just
crawl under reports and fall asleep and never wake up?

Speaker 10 (01:58:16):
And I would think after a while you'd smell it
and go investigate, you know what I mean?

Speaker 22 (01:58:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (01:58:20):
Old.

Speaker 14 (01:58:21):
I think they're exactly how old they were in a
couple of weeks because I guess they got to do forensics.

Speaker 6 (01:58:27):
And date the bone. Oh, carbon dating, Janine. What town
in Ohio are you from?

Speaker 12 (01:58:32):
I'm from Xenia, Ohio.

Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
Okay. Someone just sent a text saying that that's an
interesting little town. It has its own documentary. What's so
crazy about Xenia, Ohio.

Speaker 38 (01:58:42):
Well, they had a huge tornado back in seventy four,
so they call it Tornado Alley.

Speaker 12 (01:58:47):
It ripped most of the whole town.

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
Wow.

Speaker 38 (01:58:51):
Okay, yeah, that's it, and then that's by allo.

Speaker 6 (01:58:57):
Okay, I mean I know.

Speaker 11 (01:59:03):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:59:03):
Cool, it's been nice talking to you, Janine. Have a
beautiful day to day. Thanks for listening to us you
every day. I love that. Thank you. Next time you
find a skeleton under the porch. You let us know. Okay,
we gotta go, Hey, go talk to us. Sarah line nineteen,
talking about ripping up old houses and finding things. A
friend of yours found what in their house, Sarah?

Speaker 30 (01:59:26):
A bunch of like hundreds of empty fireball nets inside
the walls.

Speaker 6 (01:59:33):
Well fireballs kind of new, isn't it. Things I've been
around that long?

Speaker 30 (01:59:35):
Has Yeah, No, this was This was a couple of
years ago. But I don't know how long they had
been in there, but not very long obviously.

Speaker 6 (01:59:46):
Yeah, who would drink one of them? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:59:52):
Text me, now, what did you find in your walls?
We need to hear it from you, please.

Speaker 6 (01:59:56):
So Froggy just stood up and said, hey, y'all, I
just learned the new on YouTube. We told him, We
told him to keep it, hold it, hold it, don't
tell us what it is. Yeah, so now we can know.
What did you learn on YouTube? I learned how to
replace the valve stem on a tire? Oh, what's the
valve stem?

Speaker 10 (02:00:14):
What's the valve stem?

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
So, Danielle, if you've ever put have you ever in
your life put air in a tire?

Speaker 12 (02:00:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (02:00:19):
Okay, so you know that little part in the middle
that you push down to check the air pressure, A
little tevy part in the middle. Yeah, you can replace that.
They get loose and the air leaks out. So yesterday
there was a flat tire on my son's car. He
came home. He's like, Dad, I think I have a
flat tire. So I looked at it. There was no
nails of the tire or anything. And when I took
the little cap off, I heard. So I took some

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water I put on. It was bubbling so I could
see it was water. I went to the store. I well,
first I watched on YouTube. Went to the store. I
got a valves them little repair tool and a new
valves them unscrewed it screwed, a new one in, pumped
it a couple of the air.

Speaker 6 (02:00:53):
He's on the road. YouTube University, it's waiting for you
and whatever you need to know in life, YouTube can
teach you. I'm an expert. I want to go around
placing valve stems.

Speaker 23 (02:01:00):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
I have extra valve stems because I bought they only
come in packs of four.

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
Opening your own business a valve stems on us or something.

Speaker 6 (02:01:09):
I'm not sure, okay, or it'd be like it'd be
like the uh the windshield the windshield places in the bronx.
You can go around your neighborhood just ripping people's valve
stems out and they go, oh, gosh.

Speaker 3 (02:01:22):
Frog, you just opened the valve stemmery down the street.

Speaker 10 (02:01:26):
We have no choice.

Speaker 16 (02:01:27):
I'm gonna enable. I'm gonna name it that. I like that,
the valve stemmery. Okay, it's it's a gift.

Speaker 3 (02:01:35):
I love this text.

Speaker 6 (02:01:36):
But by the way, you can text us at fifty
five one hundred, and we do our best to catch
up with these things. It's hard, but everyone's well. You'll
see one flow by like this one A gay phlebottomist
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a great day. So how do you know your phlebottomist
was gay? I wonder, well, I mean, do you look

(02:01:58):
up while they're poked? You go, By the way, are
you gay? In a way? I think you know? Changing
a valve stem is sort of by like being a phlebotomist.
You have to like you know what I'm saying, It's yeah, no,
maybe not reach.

Speaker 20 (02:02:15):
You.

Speaker 6 (02:02:15):
I'm an expert through YouTube, you know what?

Speaker 10 (02:02:18):
I had fun with YouTube yesterday as well.

Speaker 6 (02:02:20):
What'd you do?

Speaker 10 (02:02:21):
So I went over and I watched my sister's kids
last night and their new thing is roller coasters. So
I said, you guys, you know we could write roller
coasters on YouTube. They're like what? Because we were running
around the house pretending we were on a roller coaster
and Aunt Danielle was getting a little tired, somebody said,
and I took out YouTube and I showed them all
the different roller coasters and we were in epic Universe

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on YouTube riding roller coasters that people put on there.
They were like, this is the coolest thing ever. They
were so enthralled and they were loving life. So I
think my poor sister is going to be writing some
roller coasters on YouTube today thanks to.

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
And oh wow, ever thought of that? But what a
great what a great thing to watch.

Speaker 6 (02:03:02):
And I'd love to go to Cedar Point today on
my on my laptopic roller coaster. I love that.

Speaker 3 (02:03:07):
All right, the world of YouTube. What will we do
without YouTube?

Speaker 7 (02:03:10):
It's whack a doodle time.

Speaker 10 (02:03:12):
It is whack a doodle time.

Speaker 6 (02:03:14):
My knupples were so hard.

Speaker 7 (02:03:16):
Elvis terran in the Morning Show, all right, we are done.

Speaker 6 (02:03:22):
But were coming back. Don't you worry until next time.
Say peace out everybody, Peace everybody,