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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I know it's hard to wake up because the sun's
in your eyes and sometimes like kind of sucks.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
But you got this, and hey, you never know, there's
a million different ways that this whole day could go.
So I'm just popping in to say.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
What do you call it?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
This crafty tastes like poop, it does, tastes like crap,
dysfunctional show.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I got a producer of here screaming in the corner.
I got scary yelling because it's.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Eggs are.

Speaker 7 (00:46):
In the morning show.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I don't get it. It's Tuesday. Mm hmm. This is
a long week. Do you feel it? I mean, I
wonder how does that work?

Speaker 8 (01:01):
I spent I spent all day yesterday thinking it was
Tuesday afternoon because I'm like, oh, tomorrow, I've got to
do all this stuff for Thanksgiving. And then somebody goes,
you know, it's Monday. Oh he is the longest day
of Monday ever.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I don't get it. Huh gandhi, what day does it
feel like to you?

Speaker 7 (01:15):
See? I feel like this feels like a Thursday.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh you're a week, Yeah, you're in a well, well
yeah it is if you look at it that way.
I'm just saying what it feels like.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
Sort of feels like in that way, maybe a Monday
or like a Sunday night.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, this is a Monday. They just want it won't
stopped being Monday. It keeps repeating.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You thought it was Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
God, yeah, but I was walking out of the building
this morning and I looked at my friend Chris, who said,
you know, at the front door. I said, what day
is this? He said, he said, are you kidding me?
It's Tuesday? Tuesday again, I don't know. So mu's playing
a trick on USA anyway. Welcome to Tuesday. Good morning, Gandhi.
How are you feeling today?

Speaker 7 (01:56):
Doing well? Feeling well?

Speaker 8 (01:57):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Daniella, Hello, you're good. Yeah, good well, hold on, you
got work to do. You have to choose our first
song today. You have one in My producer Sam is
your high producer Sam. Good morning, Hello, Scattering, Hello, Hello,
let's see Scottie b is here. Good morning, Froggy. Morning
you being a good boy today. I'm not yet. Diamond

(02:18):
has bangs.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Look at you, Look at you? You look good. Well
all right, so your job is to choose the first
song of the today. Danielle, what do you want to hear.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
All right, I've decided we're gonna kick it off with
the holidays a little Liam Payne and Dixie Demilio Naughty Lust. Okay, okay,
Oh hi, come on, isn't that a great song?

Speaker 9 (02:48):
It is?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
And God rest? Yeah, you know he said it ends
abruptly though. All right, Well, let's get on with the day.
Our first caller today is Christina Danielle. Christina just got
back from Disney.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
What did you bring me?

Speaker 10 (03:06):
I brought you the sunshine?

Speaker 8 (03:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (03:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
How much fun did you have done there?

Speaker 10 (03:12):
Oh my gosh, we got so much find it with
a blast. It was a short lived trip, only for
the weekend. But you can't complain when you're in firing weather,
right Probby Yep, he knows.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
You're exactly right. You know what our our mission, my
mission in the year twenty twenty six. You're ready for
my mission?

Speaker 12 (03:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Get Gandhi to go to Disney.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh yeah, she's never been.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
We're taking you to Disney.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
I would love to do it.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
You guys are ubseved. I want to go.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
We are obsessed with it.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
You'll love it.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You didn't go to Epcott, I thought was she went
to Epcot at least Epcot.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Yeah. We went to Epcot for like an hour and
a half, two hours. It was really cool.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
So you haven't been then?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, Christina? How many times have you been to Disney?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Can you count them?

Speaker 9 (03:52):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (03:52):
Well, I'm a former cast member, so that's the really
unfair quow.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah, yeah, right, you were there daily. Oh you just
broke Daniel's heart.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's my dream job to be a cast member.

Speaker 10 (04:04):
It was my dream job too.

Speaker 13 (04:06):
I did a Diysney college program when I was down there,
and once I finished, I tried to transfer colleges, but
my credits went and transfer, so eventually I had to
come back and it was a hot mess.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
All right. At least you have that in your You
have that in your in your list list of things
you've done. Well, good Christina. What do you have for Christina?
You know I got something pretty great for you, Christina?
How about our friends at DELONGEI are gonna send you
the magnifica evil fully automatic espresso machine. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 14 (04:33):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yes, because you were you to say.

Speaker 8 (04:36):
I brew with the longy send in your wedding invitation
at see one hundred dot com and you might win
a whole kitchens fork.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Wow, you send us your wedding invitation one Z one
hundred dot com. I enjoy yours. You're gonna love your
delongey Christina, and thanks for listening to us. Appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
By the way, does it feel like Tuesday to you?

Speaker 9 (04:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, exactly right, Hold on one second. If something going
on the universe is playing tricks on big Daddy, it
doesn't even feel like another day of the week. It
feels like a totally new day, don't yeaheah, it's again
extra to They crammed, They wedged another day in there,
just to kind of screw with our heads. All right, Well,
whatever day it is, let's get into it. The three
things we need to Know live from the studio of
Gandhi and Beautiful Columbus. How's Columbus today?

Speaker 7 (05:22):
By the way, it's nice as a little rainy, but
it's nice all right, not too cold.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
What you got going on?

Speaker 7 (05:27):
A lot is happening here. So Attorney General Pam Bondi
says she will appeal after the criminal indictments against New
York Attorney General Letitia James and former FBI director James
Commy were dismissed by a federal judge. Both claimed the
appointment of Lindsay Halligan as the US Attorney for the
Eastern District was unlawful. Comy was indicted for allegedly lying
to Congress about the Trump Russia investigation, while James was

(05:49):
indicted for mortgage fraud. Bondi says all available action will
be taken. Just over half the US population apparently has
a neurological disease or disorder. That is, according to new
research that was published. Researchers found that one hundred and
eighty million Americans have a medical condition that impacts the
health of their nervous system. Most prevalent or tension, headaches,

(06:12):
and migraineshday. Yeah, apparently you're not alone, Danielle. There's a
lot and finally, lottery players will have another shot at
the massive powerball jackpot before the Thanksgiving holiday. There was
no grand prize winner on Monday night, so the jackpot
jumps to six hundred and eighty one million dollars with
an ex strawing Wednesday. I mean the cash get it,

(06:33):
because that cash option is going to be over thirteen
hundred I'm sorry over three hundred and fifteen million dollars
with the odds of winning, as we always know, right
around one in two hundred and ninety two million. And
those are your three things.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Are you ready for your Tuesday?

Speaker 15 (06:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Or whatever day?

Speaker 16 (06:49):
This is.

Speaker 17 (06:53):
Manifesting good vibes.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Only your day's of five boo.

Speaker 17 (06:57):
But we'll see the horoscopes with Sam or next, tell
Us Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
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Speaker 7 (07:24):
Elis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Oh, what's the weather is supposed to be like here
in New York? Today's gary, cloudy and going up to
the mid fifties, but rain coming later. You know what,
I really would love to be on a Norwegian ship
right now? Yeah? Oh a there mate. Yeah, what I
want to do is I'm going to put you on
one with us. We're all going to hang out on
Norwegian Joy for a week. Like a long weekend. The

(07:48):
weekend of January thirtieth. They're saying, that's the probably the
coldest weekend of the year. No good, So we thought
we should get away, go to the crabby air perfect.
So here's what we'll do. We'll set sail on January thirtieth.
We'll head out on Norwegian ju too, great Steer of
k and Nasau Bahamas. Hang out on deck. You do
what we do on deck? Yeah, maybe go outside and
sit on the deck, you know, and get some sun.

(08:10):
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Speaker 11 (08:11):
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Speaker 4 (08:11):
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(08:32):
I said, you know, Dad, one day I'm gonna get
a great job. I'm going to send to you and
mom and around the world. He said, if you get
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We can't wait to be with you. On Norwegian Enjoy
on the coldest week end of the year, we predict
uh producer Sam Hi, who are you doing your horse
cups with?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
How about Hotti bee?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh haughty bee? Ohty hi haughty bee?

Speaker 13 (09:15):
Today?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
What's wrong? Now? I have a mess? I got cream everywhere.
So Scottie says, oh, here's an empty cup. I'll just
throw this away and tossed at the trash. It was
a cup that Nate had poured cream in and it
was sitting on the side of the desk. I whipped it.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
He whipped it across the room and cream what everywhere?
It smells like it smells like I like my coffee.
That thing was chocked full of cream. It was he
actually he orders a cream with a dot of coffee. No,
it smells like spoiled milk in there.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
It probably smells like after, like formula breast milk.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Joy, Oh God, detention for you. Sorry, I'm handing out
attention today. All right, hotty, let's go. Okay.

Speaker 18 (10:00):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Christina Applegate,
that's it, Sagittarius, just because it's taking time doesn't mean
it's not working.

Speaker 19 (10:08):
Your days of six a Capricorn, and you're keeping more
to yourself lately, and that's not distance, that's discernment.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Your days of.

Speaker 18 (10:14):
Seven Aquarius, leaving something behind doesn't mean you've failed. It
means you finally listen to your truth. Your day's of ten.

Speaker 19 (10:20):
Ooh, Pisces. You're not reading too much into it. Your
intuition is just speaking fluently. Your day's a nine Aries.

Speaker 18 (10:27):
You don't need everyone to understand your vision to start,
just one person who believes in it. Your days an
eight Taurus.

Speaker 19 (10:33):
You're not over it, you're understimulated. Feed your curiosity and
not your routine.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Your day's an eight Gemini.

Speaker 18 (10:38):
Don't talk yourself out of your feelings. Even frustration is
trying to teach you something. Your day is an eight.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
They cancer think bigger.

Speaker 19 (10:45):
The opportunity you're rating for might be too small for
the person you're becoming. Your day's a seven, Leo.

Speaker 18 (10:50):
If it drains you more than it delights you, it's
not worth saving.

Speaker 19 (10:54):
Your day's a five, My fellow Virgos, Your guard isn't
protecting you anymore.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
It's just blocking the blessings.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
So boo your days of six, Libra.

Speaker 18 (11:01):
Realizing you deserve better is the first thing that will
unstuck you today. Who will feel great? You're days of nine?

Speaker 19 (11:07):
And finally, Scorpio, what you thought you outgrew might actually
still belong.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Let it back in with boundaries.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Your days of nine. Those your Tuesday morning Horus, gop Yo, Danielle,
what are you coming up?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
We are going to talk about post malone. He's taking
care of first responders in Nashville for Thanksgiving, and Simon
cow trying to find that next boy band.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I want to see what we actually look like. Oh
black O, fairy.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
Princess that resides over the pits of Hell.

Speaker 17 (11:31):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show How Many
Dolly met Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Oh God, it's so good to be back. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Yeah, you're so excited.
It's our third Thanksgiving meal.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
On the way, I told my mom yesterday I'm not
We're not doing turkey this year's I've already eaten it
many times.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
You're old Turkey down, Turkey dout gear scary laughing in
the background. He laughs like a turkey. Oh my god,
he's gobbling. So anyway, so our buddy Glenn. We love
Glenn len Roman of course from Carmines and from Virgils.
He usually brings in like a hybrid. It's like a
little Carmines, little Virgil. I don't know it. We'll little

(12:18):
mix today he's coming in with He's coming in for
Gobble Gobble. He's always the best.

Speaker 12 (12:25):
We love it.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
We love Glenn.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
But thank you to Golden Corral who came in one day,
and also David Burke came in and now Carmines Virgil.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Caring any food, Bobby.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
We didn't get squat from Bobby Flay. I mean you know,
you know because Gandhi is in Columbus this week in
their Columbus studios, and I was like, I wish she
was here yesterday. Yesterday was saying, I wish she was
here because Bobby's going to bring in a big, a
big buffet. He brought nothing.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Nothing, that guy.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
When's the last time he brought us food?

Speaker 9 (13:00):
Never?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
I think it was twenty seventeen six dried bus yes, buits,
old biscuit.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I remember the biscuits.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Remember when Great Tea complained, Great Tea walked into what
is this flay? You're the best chef in New York
making thirty million dollars in the food networks. I Forbes
says he's the richest thirty three million. We have crumbs dried,
very dry. Oh my god, choke him down. It was weird.

(13:30):
They were so dry. They changed the barometric pressure. I
don't even know if those are those connected. I don't know.
I don't know, La down. It was a dry heat anyway,
So Bobby one day he'll bring us some food. Let's
get into uh Daniel's report. Okay, all right, what are
you go going on?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right? So Ariana Grande is ready possibly to take
the Broadway stage again. How cool would it be to
see her there? So she was talking to Nicole Kidman
in a new Chat for interview magazine. She said, I
would love to be on the stage again. I actually
a Broadway show when I was thirteen. I was a
chorus girl. It was the two thousand and eight musical thirteen,
and she said that at a few lines, it was

(14:09):
the most incredible training. So I guess we'll wait and
see what happens. So, okay, guys, I know you're not
gonna believe this, but Hulu renewed the Kim Kardashian legal
drama All's Fair Well second season. I'm wondering if it
was in her contract already that they have to at
least pick up two seasons. I don't know what could
be the three percent positive rating and rotten Tomatoes be damned,

(14:31):
it got picked up again. And just in case you
were wondering, this season finale is scheduled for December ninth.

Speaker 15 (14:37):
So there you go.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
Have you watching yet?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I have not, and I will not be. The Broadway
musical with Kristin Chenna with the Queen of Versailles is
already closing, guys, two weeks after it opened. Previews began
October eighth, and it opened November ninth. It's kind of sad.
I mean, first of all, Kristin Chennaworth. She Chennawi is
a force and we love her. But the score is
by Stephen Schwartz and he did the score for Wicked,

(15:02):
so it's very surprising. But it got mixed reviews and
so unfortunately it's not easy. It's not easy to have
a show last on Broadway. So we are saying goodbye
to that in January. Okay, there are two Wizard of
Oz horror movies on the way. The first one is
called Gail Yellow Brick Road, and it's coming out in February.
And this one, Dorothy is an old lady and her

(15:23):
granddaughter discovers the secret of Oz, which has become a
terrifying playground for dark forces beyond her imagination. Then the
second one is a slasher flick. It's Dorothy The Haunting
of Oz and it follows a group of college basketball
players on Halloween night who are attacked by terrifying versions
of Dorothy and company, as well as serial killer clowns.

(15:44):
That's gonna be the one. That's the one, right, Yes, definitely, definitely.
Post Malone is doing something pretty cool for first responders
working on the holiday. It's a don't miss a good
Thanksgiving dinner at his Nashville bar. He posted it on
his social media account. To the ladies and gentlemen who
keep Nashville safe each day, we'd love to thank you

(16:06):
for your service on duty. Ununiformed first responders are invited
to please join us Wednesday, November twenty sixth through Friday,
November twenty eighth to enjoy a complimentary meal at postis
How cool is that?

Speaker 9 (16:19):
So?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I love that he is doing that. We are celebrating
the one hundred anniversary of the first broadcast from the
Grand Old Opry. Can you believe that back November twenties eighth,
nineteen twenty five, a single fiddle tune played by Uncle
Jimmy Thompson was heard by those lucky enough to have
a radio in their homes. Isn't that crazy to think
about things?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
We should do our show from the Grand Old Opry?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Wat I think that would be amazing. That would be
so cool. Anyway, you're going to be able to watch
it because, like I said, it will be live streamed.
Simon cow is trying to find the next boy band.
It's called Simon Cowell. The next act. The trailer came
out for it. Open auditions all the Way to sixteen
hopefuls in Miami and hopefully turning them into a polished

(17:00):
boy man. And if you remember, he gave us one Direction,
Little Mix and fifth harmony. So who knows what could
be happening next? What are we watching? If you are
a Colleen Hoover fan regretting you, the movie based on
her book is live stream today, Dance with the Stars,
the season finale tonight, You've got Coast to Coast Tuesday,
the seventies Sixers and the Orlando Magic and the Lakers

(17:22):
on the Clippers, and then Good Sports on Amazon with
Kevin Hart and Team Keenan Thompson. And that is my
Danielle report.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
So okay, we mentioned that Chef Glynn is coming in
with some Thanksgiving yes, our third of the year. But
it's fantastic. He always brings the best. Oh I need
some of those.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I got my tip.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Okay, okay, okay, Danielle. You cannot always take all the
food home.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't take it all. You do the rest come
and take it all back off?

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Are they invited? Don't tell them?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Not yet, not yet.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Alex Alex is staying home today just to eat some
virtual Yeah. So now I have to do. You have
any tuperwaar, I can give you one, thank you. I
need more than that. He's a big one.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
He might Glenn might be bringing some.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
So so I read somewhere today that more than ever,
over fifty percent of Americans are planning on bringing some
or all of their meal home from a restaurant. Yep,
they're not going to do all this stuff, or they're
not even telling the family to contribute. There, I did it.
Go to virgils Man. They got great food.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I already called Clinn and I ordered my car mines
ahead of time, so he's actually bringing my trays today.
I'm gonna put him in the fridge and that's what
I'm warming up there.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Give trades, No, give me a trade, give me a train.
Look at you, tange you over foods, that's.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Right, I am Wait, what'd you order?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
So?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I ordered chicken wings because we have to have a
little chicken and we like the stier wigs. I order
penne La vodka, chicken marsala, and eggplants.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
I need all of them.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
No, none for you?

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Look at you? Yes, scary.

Speaker 20 (18:44):
So I promised to bring a couple of kishas to
the party, but I don't have time, and there's this
amazing little mom and pop in Jersey City. I'm gonna
go buy these brilliant kisas here. We're gonna make a Kisha.
I was gonna make it from Keisha Lorraine. Yes, I
was a Quisa Loraine in a broccoli cheddar. But I'm like,
you know what, Cafe Madeline in Jersey City.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Hold on, we just dropped another name. Scary Scary has
got a discount on keish. Yep, Scary Scary. No, don't
use our show to get free.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
K I do have a question. So when you walk
into Cafe Madeline in Jersey City, do you go, hey,
you heard me talk about no no chugs.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I'll talk about your keish if you give me a
half price keys? Is it day old Keish? Small businesses?
But they do, they make fresh keshes. So why wouldn't
I bring a ten out of ten to the part?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I agree?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
I so agree, restaurant.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I agree?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
All right, thank you, Scary? What else do you what
are the free things you be get? You know what, Gandhi.
I know you keep lists of things like sponsors we
talk about and stuff in the year. We need a
list every day of all the free stuff that Scary
is getting by saying names of businesses on our show.

Speaker 7 (19:53):
I will start a new list, no problem.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Start out with the key place, h.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Aims or something funny. You want to do today?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Haven't done? Like a family? Food in a lot.

Speaker 9 (20:06):
That?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Can we do Thanksgiving food? What do you have? We
can do a feud? Can we do a food feud?
I can try and do a food feud. Okay, food,
let's do that. I want to get some sassy stuff
going on. All right, we should take the break. We
do have a thousand dollars free money phone tap coming
up for you in less than one hour. All right, good,

(20:29):
but okay, hold on, Scary, we take this moment to
talk about the gas station. We're Scary is gonna get
free petrol today. I'm all right, We're coming back if
we survive the.

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Of person that has fun and you'd want to hang
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Speaker 4 (21:47):
Show, This coffee's good. It really is not an ad.
I'm not scary. Who is this blue bottle?

Speaker 11 (21:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (21:57):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
I'm saying that because I like we did it. Sounds
like we're doing one of those natural commercials. Yeah, good coffee.
We were talking about it. We were talking about can
we talk about it? Yes, we're talking about, you know,
endorsing incredible products for some of our partners. And did
they are they still advertising ones? No?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
No, they never did.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
They never okay, So there was a vaginal rejuvenation company. Yeah,
and Danielle.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
They came to me. I had the two kids. Guys, Wait,
I'm not even kidding you. So I went to the
meeting for poops and giggles because I knew I wasn't
going to do it.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
That's a different spot.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I really wanted to see how they wanted me to
get this across on the air, like I want. So
at the end of the day I said to them, Hey,
I can see the v worder. Yes, I said, I
just want you to know I'm not going to talk
about my vagina on the air. And then they started
throwing money at me and I was like, yeah, I
still know my thought about it, keeping my very I said.

(22:59):
And then I said, Scary might want to talk about Scary.

Speaker 21 (23:03):
So Scary, but would you say, Nate, Well, we know
Scary has done ads before where he doesn't use it himself,
so he references somebody that has.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
He's been doing diaper ads and you know, yeah, so
what was it? What were you going to write in
the coffee film? I would have put in the copy, Hi,
I'm Scary. Jel's for Dan Yell's vagina.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
And he would say, well, Danielle, you had two kids
and you keep your vagina looking great? How do you
do it?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
So we were talking about how we would do go
on to those you've heard commercials where people have like
a conversation, Hey Danielle, do you ever get that not
so fresh feeling? You know those but giant I mean, hey, Danielle, Wow,
I've never seen you looking so tight?

Speaker 21 (23:47):
Why?

Speaker 9 (23:47):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Scary? I appreciate that.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
Wait, wait, would you be talking to Danielle or danielle'sa.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
You have echo reverb? You'd be scary all that. We
need reform to talk to you. No, no, let's not
do this.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
And that was all the company did. I forgot their name.
It was crazy.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
Yeah, there's where I am right now, my old station.
One of the girls here does that vaginal rejuvenation commercial
and they are so funny to me because she's like, oh,
if you would have seen them before and after I'm like,
my god, what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
My mother wud be so proud?

Speaker 4 (24:25):
All virgils, Oh, my god, and carmines. Virgils and car
Mines to the rescue. Chef Glenn is here for Thanksgiving,
so excited.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Wow, he's got a setup.

Speaker 11 (24:36):
Dan.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
All right, so scary. How much would you charge to
talk about Daniel's private parts? That's a premium, that's scary.
It would have to be probably more than I've ever
like my triple congratulations.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
We've often heard that, well, will those TikTok videos be
like my God with the Musenex's little booker guy?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Okay, so this is what we do. Hey, this is interesting.
I saw this in the New York Post, and of
course Gandhi's following this story too. I think it was
last week. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is urging the public
to be more polite and wear nicer, nicer clothing during
the busiest Thanksgiving travel season. Ever, as you know, people

(25:24):
are already beating the hell out of each other on
airplanes and in airports as it is. Yeah, but they're
saying mix that with the tension of the holiday travel time,
it's going to be bad. He thinks if we dress
better and be more courteous to each other in the airports,
then we'll have less incidents. Right, Is that what you're
seeing on your report, Gandhi? Yes.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
Absolutely. The thought is that if you dress with respect,
you carry yourself with a little more respect, and it
promotes civility because you're less likely to get into an
altercation if you look good and if you're worried about
you know what if I fall off of this high heel.
You never know. So they want you to dress.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah, he's saying. Here, Uh hold on what I say?
He said, Oh yeah, please don't wear slippers and pajamas
to the airport.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
All people wear to the airport.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, he's like, please, let's not do that.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
But they have some really cute, like you know, jogger
sets are like, oh yeah, I call them like my
travel sets and stuff. And on days when we don't
have to dress up here, I just ordered one from
like our friends at Happy Jack and the cute little
bottoms that match the top, very comfy. As long as
you look clean and good.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Why not? Do you think that's what they're saying. I
think they're saying that even those may not be dressed.

Speaker 22 (26:35):
Kay.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
I think so. I think that they're saying. There's just
been this big shift. And you guys know, after athleisure
wear really caught, it's kind of like the wind in
its sail, everything changed. People wear sweatsuits constantly. I had
a goal of my Tony soprano winter where I wore
nothing but sweatsuits. That's all I want to do. But
I get that it does change your behavior because I
behave differently when I'm wearing a sweatsuit than I do
if I'm dressed uphen we're going to jingle ball, I

(26:57):
definitely am a little bit more well behaved when I feel.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Like I look nice. You are not well behaved. We
are at jingle ball.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
More well behaved me in awsuit?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Oh forget it?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
So I mean I would I would wear like a
like a form fitting joggers and a blazer maybe or
not a blazer, but like a casual blazer. And is
that too now? And then I saw another I think
it was she was a food influencer. She came out
and said, come on, y'all, let's dress up when we
go out to dinner. Guys, stop wearing your on cloud
sneakers to dinner. As I was reading this while having

(27:30):
lunch at a restaurant in my on cloud sneakers yesterday,
She's like, come on, why don't you put a little
extra effort. Look, we dressed nice for dinner. Usually if
it's a casual lunch. I don't know, wearing your own clouds.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Damn nice on clouds now, like the harder leather ones now,
so those are even nice and.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
The expensive the way a yeah, seeing both of these
things are kind of tricky though, because when you're flying
and the air pressure changes, there are a lot of
people who your ankles will swell up and your body swells,
and you get a little uncomfortable sitting down in the
seats for so long, And if you're dressed really nicely,
it's gonna be even more uncomfortable. So I can see
why people went comfy. But I also see the thought

(28:08):
behind dress nice, act nice.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, let's let's dress nice. That's our new new slogan,
dress nice, nice, act nice. Yeah, this is gonna work. Yeah,
Nate what I have two schools of thought of this.
So on a plane, I generally wear clothes and shoes
the entire time, right, of course I'm going to. But
I think about if the plane, god forbid, goes down

(28:32):
in a remote location and I survive, I want to
be wearing shoes and pants.

Speaker 21 (28:36):
See what I sound like my mother? So no shorts,
no shorts, nothing, no whimsy, no flippy floppies.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Hopefully some sort of a waterproof car. What is your second?

Speaker 8 (28:46):
My second is why don't people dress up anymore? Seriously?
I remember, well you remember too. In Las Vegas twenty
years ago, people used to wear suits and ties.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Ladies would wear ball gowns. Now people are showing up
in juicy sweat. Yeah right. It's also the same at
Broadway shows.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Broadway shows, and I look, I don't dress up up,
but I definitely dress up a little nicer. I'm not
going to go and like looking like a I don't
know what.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
You always dress nice. I mean when I go to dinner,
I always dress nice. Yeah, I know it, like I'm casual.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah. I wear sneakers, and you can dress up a
pair of jeans. Now you put a little heel, a
little blazer or something. It looks cute. But don't you know,
looking like I don't know what.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
The don't you kind of think also that that culture
has shifted where people used to look down on sneakers,
but now sneakers are so expensive for her to come by.

Speaker 16 (29:39):
A lot of.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Restaurants have taken the no sneaker real off of their
their dress code list. Yeah, hi, Stephanie, I listening to
us on Q one, O two and Philly. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (29:52):
Nothing, I'm just calling in because I got a flight
at seven pm tomorrow night. And if anyone thinks on
wearing jeans on that flight after working all day, they
got me wrong. I'm ready to fight.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Oh my god, you're wearing She's ready, She's got her
fighting clothes. So what are you going to wear?

Speaker 13 (30:12):
Well?

Speaker 10 (30:12):
Listen, I like, I'm not gonna lie. Walmart's got the
good jogger suit right there, you know. So I'm wearing
a sweatsuit, joggers, sneakers. I might wear even like a
slipwom pair of shoes because the TSA is gonna be crazy. Listen,
if people want to judge my book by its cover
at the airport, I never gonna see them again. I

(30:34):
don't care.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Well they're they're just saying if we if we dress up,
it gives us, don't you You know what it is
when you do dress up, Stephanie, It gives you kind
of this feeling like, Okay, I'm I'm putting in effort
ever more effort today. Therefore, I'm not going to beat
the crap out of someone at the airport.

Speaker 10 (30:49):
Oh yes, one hundred percent. But also, like I'm a teacher,
I try and dress professional every single day except for
on Spirit where it is. And you know, if it's
not having to do with my job, even though I'm
deemed not professional anymore, if it's not having to do
with my job and I'm not being looked at in

(31:10):
that way, I really don't care what anybody thinks. I'm
gonna dress for me and comfy. But you're right, alf
I know you look good, feel.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Good, honey, So I know I'm gonna try my best,
But so what do you So whatever you wear at
Spirit days at school, can you wear that on Spirit Airlines?
It's the same outfit because that's remote fights are happening.

Speaker 10 (31:30):
I had one Spirit Airline and it was not.

Speaker 21 (31:33):
The best one.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, all right, gotcha. Look, I love that you're listening
to Stephanie. You have the best day ever. Gandhi, hold name,
go ahead, Ganhi.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Listen.

Speaker 10 (31:48):
I'm more of like a verbal arguer. If you got
a problem with me, I'm just gonna speak up. And
it's because I don't hold back. I mean, I say
what's on my mind. If you don't like it that
that is what it is.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
God guys can for physical fights.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Yeah, I was asking for physical fights because I have
something about you, Stephanie. It seems like you might swing
on someone and I appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (32:07):
Well, if I have to swing on someone, I will, but.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
I try not to. Good. Don't listen to Gandhi. She's
a very very bad influence, very nice. The worst she
is the worst I do.

Speaker 15 (32:21):
I do have.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
I have a fight or flight vibe from you too.

Speaker 16 (32:25):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
By the way, people are texting you in say these.

Speaker 16 (32:28):
They're saying they.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Yeah, we all are, Hey, Stephanie. People are texting in
saying your Walmart jogger suits are so soft and comfy
and they're like twenty four dollars what they said they
love them?

Speaker 10 (32:39):
Oh yeah, mine was Mine was sixteen.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh well, fall off that awesome. We were doing that yesterday.
We were talking about this on the show yesterday. Daniel
will walk in and go, you like my top, Yeah,
twenty two dollars?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Feel it?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Feel it. So we're doing the opposite. We're walking in
and saying, like, you like my jacket twelve hundred dollars.
People look at you like, are you dumb? We gotta
write Stephanie, you have a great day. Thanks for listening
to it.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
They wake me up in the Morning show.

Speaker 23 (33:10):
Are we one?

Speaker 17 (33:11):
We're live Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, Elvis duran
The Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
My god, these nachos are fabulous.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
By the way, Diamond, I really I'm offended at what
Scary said to you?

Speaker 23 (33:31):
Diamond?

Speaker 19 (33:32):
Oh what do you say?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Oh did they talk about did they talk to each
other about this? Yes, we did about your bangs?

Speaker 8 (33:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I don't remember him saying anything that would make me offended.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
What'd you say?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Nan and I both didn't realize that that you have
fake ham Well, they're called what are they called them
called bangs? Right, bangers? Or yeah? Clipping banks, Yeah, clipping
banks and so so Andrew brought them into her She
put them on right in front of us, and we're like, girl,
Debt is talking. I mean, I love it. It looked good.
You have to agree the bangs look fantastic.

Speaker 10 (34:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
I just need to like straighten my hair.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
H yeah, to get the texture of this act. It
looks great. I mean you really you make it work.
It talks so scary, So what is scary? Say Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
So he was like, wait, what it's fake? My god,
And then he buzzes Diamond and he's like, hey, when
I told you I liked your hair, you didn't tell
me it was fake.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
You hold on a question. Are you supposed to tell
people what it's fake? I don't think so.

Speaker 20 (34:32):
When I walked into the studio and I said, oh,
I like your I like your hair, your bangs are beautiful,
that's the cue to be like you like them, they're fake?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Because yeah, I agree, you know exact case.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I literally have in a full head of weaves. So
you saying that, I mean like, wait, you do please? Okay, guys,
one day she comes in and her hair's long, one
day it's braided. She comes in and it's short, then
it's long again. It doesn't grow that fast.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
I'm blown away. Raised by wolves. Guys, you can tell
me there.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
These guys have ever dated a black woman.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Hello, Hello, she's wearing a weave. And but here's what
Scary says. I can't believe she's wearing a toupe. That's
not a to pay. Well, they tried to reverse engines
on me. They're like, well, Scary, if you were wearing a.

Speaker 20 (35:26):
Chupey, would you be honest it was a topey, And
I said, well, if it looked bad and looked obvious,
then I would have to lean into it.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
So you like my chew pey. So I guess you
know there's a cultural thing going on here, and I'm
like an old man.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, I'm going on there.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Okay, First of all, old guys or any guys who
wear a tupey, it's this very sensitive thing. But you know,
black women, it's it's not a sensitive thing at all.
It's beautiful. It's just a part of the culture. I mean,
I mean, I'm trying to simplify this as much as possible.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Okay, I said, the old white guyous.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Like you searched my hair as much as I can.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah, here's the thing most guys don't notice wait on
a day to day basis, so they never see the differences.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You do realize most of the time women on television
or movies and stuff, they have like added hair extensions
and stuff for their hair. This is a thing that
the Kardashians look different every other day.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I mean, even the Rocket Feller Center Christmas Tree has
expressions they did. It does it's got to weave.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
I'm just okay. We've had so many conversations in here
where like all we're a color of contact one day, right,
and if a guest says, oh my gosh, your eyes
are so pretty, I will say, oh, thanks, they're fake,
and then everyone's like, why are you doing that? Why
are you saying that? Just accept the compliment. And when
I had the clip and bangs, we like we had
the same conversation. I just think it's so funny that
you guys are mind blown all the time.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
It looks design real. It's yeah, like the whole time,
I'm like, diamond such is just supposed to look like
like a dish scrubber or something. I'm not saying that.
Like your hair is always so long and luxurious, it's beautiful.
I don't feel so stupid because Nate agrees with than
somebody else. I don't feel stupid because Nate agrees made.

(37:17):
Look it's okay, here's you're guys. I'm not a typical guy.
You guys are guys, and I'm not surprised by any
of this.

Speaker 7 (37:24):
If you if you compliment a woman's physique, do you
want her to tell you which parts she has had
worked on, If she's had them worked on, do you
expect that.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I'm glad you brought that up. Did you see the
headline in Today's New York Post Michelle Obama accused of
taking ozimpic. I'm like, accute, well, and then people were
texting on posting online. She should be honest with us. Why.
It's a way of life. We all take it. Most
of us take it. I mean not all of us,

(37:53):
but some of us.

Speaker 9 (37:54):
I do.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
It's it's not something we should be ashamed of. This
is as a matter of fact. When I had my
my stomach surgery, I had what they called it the
sleeve where they you know, they basically take out two
thirds of your stomach. And yeah, I lost like a
lot of weight. Yeah I didn't go hide in that.
I'm like, sure, man, this thing saved my life. But
it was so taboo. A lot of people in Hollywood

(38:15):
have that. You know, they've disappeared for three months and
come back, you know, weighing a fraction and what they wait,
Oh no, I just lots have died in exercise.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I just ate a broccoli spear.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
And when I when I feel faint, I eat a
cube of cheese. See.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
I actually so I think that part is shameful when
people lie about it, like, just be honest, because then
you're setting unrealistic body expectations for other people.

Speaker 21 (38:38):
Right.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
But I remember when Chloe Kardashian had that revenge body show,
but it was right after she got surgery.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
That's crazy. If you're gonna tell people how to live
and look like you, then tell people what you've done
to look about that.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, don't lie and say that you worked your ass
off and did this, this, this, this, and this when
that's not what you did. Be honest about how you
did it.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Well, So I know. But in Michelle Obama's case, I mean,
I don't know. Was she's telling people that she lost
all that way through exercise? I don't think so she
said she had gained weight through menopause. Go ahead, what's that?

Speaker 7 (39:08):
No, She's always been on the health train and you know,
staying healthy, staying fit, that was like her big initiative
when she was in the White House. So I can
see maybe if she is on ozempic, white people would say, hey,
you should tell us. All right, it's kind of a
funny like accusation and menopause.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Is no joke for a lot of women. They gain
a lot of wins.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Girl, I know, and no.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Matter what you do, because when you hit a certain
age and a certain what you used to do doesn't
work anymore. So you've got to switch it up and
figure out what works.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Now, how do you explain the sensitive nipple thing? My
nipples are so sensitive?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
That just happened after breastfeeding?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Is that what it is for me? Okay?

Speaker 7 (39:40):
I think it's just good luck.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
I rubbed them for good luck. All right, let's let's okay,
let's bring this back to central here. Uh oh, we
have a nice thing. I wonder why we make such
a big deal about how we're having a fantastic Thanksgiving
dinner thanks to virgils and car mines and the men.
But people driving to work like I don't get it.
So why am I going to hear it? Well, we
will be enjoying it. You'll now know why we're so happy.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
And when you're in New York City you should visit them.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Absolutely, they're the best. What are we doing here, producer man? Well, oh,
we want to do a quick family feud right now?
Do we have time? You have time? But we could
also just get into that and then take them. Okay,
let's get into this.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
We could also just go eat.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
That is what I'm trying to get to. Let's think
about the listeners first.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Okay, oh sorry, listeners, we love you.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Let's get to it. Let's get into the three things
we need to know. We have a phone tap on
the way, and I'm gonna remind you again on how
you can join us for a three day cruise in
the Caribbean to get away from the cold. You can
either buy your way in or when you're way in.
We'll get into that in a few minutes too. I
swear in nine minutes, we'll tell you all about it
right now. It's the three things we need to know? Gandhi,
what's going on?

Speaker 8 (40:47):
All right?

Speaker 7 (40:48):
If you are traveling buy car today for Thanksgiving, just
keep in mind today is going to be one of
the busiest days on the roads for travelers. According to
Triple A, tomorrow we'll also see millions on the roads
as well.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Tell us.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
The Sunday after Thanksgiving, some seventy three million people are
expected to drive to their holiday destinations. So give yourself
some extra time and be patient. One of the world's
most active volcanoes is showing signs of an imminent eruption.
The Hawaiian Volcano Observatory is keeping a close close eye
on Kilauea, with geologists saying the likelihood of new activity

(41:21):
is very high today, though an eruption could start at
any time. Meanwhile, thousands of miles away in the Horn
of Africa, a volcano has also woken up. In Ethiopia,
The highly Gooby volcano has been dormant for at least
ten thousand years until it erupted over the weekend, sending
smoke and ash billowing into the sky as far away
as India and sparking widespread flight cancelations and finally, Michigan

(41:47):
State Correctional Facilities grew more than one hundred and sixteen
thousand pounds of fruit and vegetables this year through garden
and horticulture programs across nineteen institutions. All of it ended
up going to food pantries, carefasities, churches, and other groups
in the community. Instructors say planning for next year's harvest
is already underway as the decade long effort continues providing

(42:08):
fresh food to charitable organizations across the state, and those
are your three things.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
So back to these volcanoes that are waking up around
the world. Does this have anything to do with those
huge eggs that are growing, the broad eggs that are
growing down in the volcano bed?

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Probably? You know, they found a bunch of sharks swimming
inside these active volcanoes underwater as well, which is apparently
like uninhabitable, or so they thought for the longest time,
and then they realized, no, there are tons of sharks
that just live there, no problem.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
It's crazy.

Speaker 12 (42:38):
My god.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah, it's a frightening life for living. I love it.
We are dead. Animals are gonna eat us.

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Oh god, I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Stop, don't listen to her, Danielle, what's coming up?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
So bring a carpenter, arrest miss Piggy and Jennifer Lopez
gets paid a butt load by a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
All right.

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Kane dive into the bizarre, creepy, and fascinating side of
death crime in the human body.

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Who's initially got a call about a naked man in
a park and then when they.

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into his.

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I love you and I listen to you every day
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Speaker 16 (43:32):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 19 (43:33):
I mean everyone is hilarious.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
Talk about you guys like your friend's good morning.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
This is Elvis Da Ran in the Morning Show.

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on our way. Yeah, I need the Danielle music here?

Speaker 15 (45:18):
What do you have?

Speaker 23 (45:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Sorry, I don't have the Danielle music over there? O
wait here, Danielle found your music? All right, let's go
put down the French toast you Virgils by the way,
Virgil's car mines. They brought us breakfast and Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
And this syrup is like a buttered crazy something.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
It's a butter ridiculous syrup. Let me tell you, I've never.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Heard syrup called ridiculous. All right, let's go. What do
you have?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
All right? Teddy Swims has officially earned Diamond certification for
his hit Lose Control, making it the two hundredth song
in US history to reach ten million certified units. So congratulations,
we love Teddy. A gold watch belonging to a Titanic
passenger sold that auction for two point three million dollars.

(46:03):
I don't even know. It's set a record for Titanic memorabilia,
which is crazy. So that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
What don't you feel like the maybe that watch was
cursed or there was something going on with that one?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I might go get that blessed
by the priest.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, Netflix will release tomorrow night, volume one of Stranger
Things season five. It's so exciting. These four episodes have
become available eight pm Eastern time, five pm Pacific time.
And yeah, I know so many people are excited and
cannot wait. So Paul McCartney post backstage with Sabrina Carpenter
for her Short and Sweet tour. His Instagram post called

(46:37):
her Los Angeles's concert the best show ever. And at
the final show, she arrested Miss Piggy because you know
she always arrests somebody. She arrested Miss Piggy. Lil Dickey
is close to selling an original animated feature pitch to
DreamWorks Animation. Also, Jennifer Lopez got paid two million dollars
to perform at this billionaire's wedding and it was an

(46:59):
Indian and of course she sang her biggest hits and
she did the whole thing. She had her dancers, and
I mean for that much money, damn how much she
paid two million dollars. That was a discount because a
year ago, Rihanna got paid six million, and then Justin
Bieber got paid like ten million to be board somewhere.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
We're in the wrong business, I know.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
So is this the Onboni family.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
This is a big farmer billionaire. Yeah, I don't have
the name Mayrimm Donnie.

Speaker 21 (47:27):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Also Mariah carries All I Want for Christmas is You.
Next week we'll enter the Billboard Hot one hundred. It
is currently the classic you know, from nineteen ninety four.
It ranks eleven number eleven on the chart right now.
But you know this, this song does well every single year,
and they're saying that it already since Halloween it was charting,
which is crazy. Dancing with the Stars is on tonight

(47:50):
Coast to Coast Tuesday. You've got Good Sports on Amazon
with Kevin Hart and Keenan Thompson. And if you are
a Colleen Hoover fan, the movie based on her book
Regretting You is available to stream. And that's my Danielle boy.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
All right, we're gonna give you one of our Thanksgiving
classic phone taps. Now. This is from our buddy Dave Brody,
who was quite a pioneer in all the best of
all phone taps ever ever on our show. Yeah, sorry, scary, Yeah,
it's good anyway, So of course, Dave Brody We saw
him at the wedding of the night. It was great
to sit next to him on catchup. It was and
he left us with this classic people requesting it. It's

(48:23):
Thanksgiving time, so let's get into it.

Speaker 17 (48:25):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
All right, Brody, what's your phone tap about today? Elvis?

Speaker 20 (48:31):
So listen to Miguel wanted us to phone tap his wife, Linda.
Linda is was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making
dinner for his family and her family. So I called
her the day before Thanksgiving and told her there was
a problem with the turkey they ordered.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Okay, that's a Thanksgiving That's a good way to mess
with someone's head. Let's listen to Brody's phone tapp. Hi,
I'm looking for Linda.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
This is her.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Hi, this is Pete camp Hi from Rush. I'm just
calling a confirm your order that's been picked up today.

Speaker 19 (49:00):
Oh yeah, that's great, thank you.

Speaker 20 (49:02):
So we've got four pounds of potato salad, four pounds
of macaroni salad, three pounds a half sour.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Pickle, and of course the turkey.

Speaker 13 (49:10):
Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Now, your order was very hard to fill. For the turkey.

Speaker 20 (49:14):
But we got it's all taken care of. Why well,
because I just found your order a little strange. But
it's all taken care of.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
We were able to do it. We got twenty two
pound turkeys. How many twenty two pounds turkeys? We just
need one?

Speaker 16 (49:25):
No?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
No, no, no, not twenty two pound turkeys. You have
twenty two pound turkeys. We have them all for you.
I had to call some other stores.

Speaker 22 (49:31):
No, no, no, no, we ordered one twenty two pounds turkey.

Speaker 13 (49:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (49:38):
No, I took the order from let me see here,
your husband, Miguel. He said, hey, you got twenty two
pound turkeys, and I said yeah. He said, I'll take them,
sign me up. So that's what we got.

Speaker 7 (49:49):
No, who in their right mind orders what is.

Speaker 20 (49:52):
It to to twenty turkey twenty two pound turkeys? We
will to do a lot of a lot of trouble
to get these. I had to call four other stores
in area. How about a thank you?

Speaker 22 (50:02):
I'm sorry that who? Why wouldn't you know? This doesn't
even make any sense.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
That doesn't I have sixteen.

Speaker 22 (50:09):
People coming tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (50:10):
I can't serve that to people.

Speaker 24 (50:13):
I don't understand you.

Speaker 20 (50:14):
Again, you give one person a turkey. I thought it
was a cute idea. I figured you having like a
get your own turkey kind of party.

Speaker 22 (50:20):
But I don't understand you do this all the time,
Like are you stupid? You had to have realized that
that was like, oh, excuse me, can meet it.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
At excuse me?

Speaker 9 (50:26):
I am.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I am a supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing this
seventeen years. I think I've heard turkeys.

Speaker 22 (50:32):
Then you would know that nobody in the right mind
is going to order twenty two pound turkeys. This like
literally doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 13 (50:39):
You had to have known that that was a mistake.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Listen, people are into different things. I don't know wherever
you were from. I don't know that's what you do.
I don't question people where we're from.

Speaker 10 (50:47):
What are you talking from?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Ohio?

Speaker 22 (50:48):
This doesn't make any sense, and something needs to be done.
And I need an actual twenty two pound turkey because
it's tomorrow and I have fifteen people coming over here, HeLa.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Where am I going to find it? Two pound turkey?

Speaker 20 (51:00):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 22 (51:01):
Well, maybe you should have thought of that when you're
placing that order that something seemed off.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Does that mean you don't want the three pounds a
half solad pickles.

Speaker 22 (51:08):
You know what, have a great Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Miguel. All right, so we're gonna have to follow me
right now.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
Good.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
No, No, I was gonna say we should call her. Okay, great,
let it go to question. We called him back.

Speaker 22 (51:19):
Okay, here we go. What is going on right now?
What you talk to the people from derekash because I'm
gonna kill them.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
We're talking about No.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
You ordered twenty two pound turkeys?

Speaker 22 (51:34):
Twenty turkeys that are two pounds.

Speaker 23 (51:37):
You're still the same amount of turkeys. What's the problem?

Speaker 16 (51:39):
Wait?

Speaker 22 (51:40):
What what's the problem about?

Speaker 21 (51:42):
I don't even know how to cook those?

Speaker 13 (51:43):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
What's the place there is? The small turkey's just a
lot of them.

Speaker 22 (51:46):
The cooking instructures are gonna be different.

Speaker 13 (51:47):
I don't even know how I'm gonna get twenty.

Speaker 22 (51:49):
Turkeys enough, im in like, I don't understand how to
cook that.

Speaker 13 (51:52):
Like that's that's ridiculous and embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
For that matter, you look like Pickens, Glinda?

Speaker 13 (51:58):
Who is that is?

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Dave Rode Melvis Jenda? What show? We're phone tapping right now?
Your turkey's really.

Speaker 16 (52:02):
On the way.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
It's fine.

Speaker 22 (52:03):
Go, I don't know if it should be mad or relieved.

Speaker 13 (52:06):
Wait, oh my god, Oh my god, it sounds like
a crazy person on the radio.

Speaker 17 (52:13):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all.

Speaker 17 (52:19):
Participations the Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran
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Speaker 2 (52:44):
I know it's hard to wake up because the sun's
in your eyes and sometimes life kind of sucks.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
But you got this, and.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Hey, you never know.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
There's a million different ways that this whole day could go.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
So I'm just popping in.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
To say what you call it? This coffee tastes like pros.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
It does tastes like crap.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
O the Dysfunctional Show. I got a producer here screaming
in the corner. I got scary yelling because his eggs
are what.

Speaker 7 (53:22):
It is Gentle Elvis in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
As GANI was telling us earlier, today, they're saying is
going to be the busiest travel day for Thanksgiving holidays.
And also they're saying the busiest in fifteen years. Yeah,
they're saying eighty one million Americans are expected to hit
the road at least fifty miles within the US between
today and December first.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
And let me tell you, the airline ticket prices were
so ridiculous. So I don't want to hear anybody's crying
for money out there with that.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Okay, thank you, you know serious.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I don't even want to say what We wanted to
go to the UK for four days to visit Spencer
because you know, they don't celebrate Thanksgiving so he doesn't
come home from college.

Speaker 14 (54:08):
Right.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
It was for three people for four days just ago.
Just the airfare was six to eight thousand dollars. Good god, Okay, okay,
and that was the cheaper side of things.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
So where are you going?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
No, okay, I'll see him in a couple of your son,
don't love him, No, he knows I love him. I'll
see him in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
And if you're traveling, frog, you you travel anywhere? Are
you're staying in town with mom and dad? I'm not
staying here with Mama, Dad, very comfy.

Speaker 9 (54:32):
I like that.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Oh, it's going to be a good time, you know it?
Of course, No, no trash talking at the table with Eli.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
He's the best.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
What about you, Ganda, You're in Columbus now, are you
going to move anymore? He's just there and then back
to New York.

Speaker 7 (54:45):
Nope, I'm just here and then back to New York.
But a big part of the reason there were a
few things happening that I came earlier was because of
how expensive the tickets were. It was crazy.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Is anyone traveling anyone?

Speaker 16 (54:56):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
I'm driving to see my my parents and my brother
is driving to Pennsylvania from Colorado.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
So you two are part of this eighty million people
on the roads.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
Yeah, they said eighty million people will travel over seventy
four million people will drive.

Speaker 15 (55:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Why driving a day and a half to come for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
So nice the more.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Let's say, I'm reading, I'm reading Today's brew. Most of
the US will likely get some sort of troubling weather
over the next week too, including severe storms across the South,
snow in the northern Rockies. It could impact road to safety.
All right, well, here we go. Yesterday scary, said he
would give me a ride down to my apartment because
he's gonna go workout in my neighborhood. Beautiful Tribeca. Yeah, Gridlock.

(55:45):
The whole everything downtown was stopped. Wow, and there are
cops everywhere. There was something going on. We realized it
was a parade. That's where it was. It was a
thirty minute ride that took about an hour and a half.
It was crazy. We couldn't move. And yeah, I was
you got a little nervers a couple of times because
I know a question you always you drive like a maniac.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
I can't imagine being in there for an hour and
a half. Oh, I feel so bad.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
He does these things where he pumps his brakes like
and it feels like you're hitting something. Yes, it's the
worst driver ever, but I appreciate the right. But anyway,
it was the women's soccer Women's Football Day one and
they do a big great from downtown.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Awesome.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
There there you go.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Let's see what else is on our list. Let's let's
go around the room almost see if it's on the
mines with the people in the room. We'll start with you, Froggy,
what are you thinking about today?

Speaker 8 (56:35):
I came up with a genius way to vacuum your
home that does not include a vacuum. Okay, what you
do is so the end the day, I had to
use the leaf blower to go outside and get some
stuff off the back path. And as I was walking through,
I did like a little boom whoom. I gave it
a little and all of a sudden, all this stuff stop.
I'm like, wait a second. I opened up the front door,
I opened up the slide and glass door, and you

(56:56):
just leaf blow all the stuff off your tiel floor
out the front door.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
A vacuum went out, a vacuum.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
It's brilliant. I'm telling you it's Do you actually see
how much crap is on your floor when you use
it leaf blower inside? Don't you?

Speaker 21 (57:10):
You do?

Speaker 8 (57:10):
Because it goes all up in the air. So you
gotta have the look. You gotta have some neat a
variable speed leaf blower, so you know, just like blowing
it all around into the air. God it works, Thank you.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
Later, I'm just picturing candles like flying everywhere, paintings on
the wall get knocked on.

Speaker 8 (57:25):
You gotta do it when you're significant other's not home.
It does cause a little chaos. You gotta put the.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Dog in the garage. But I can just you know,
having a peaceful day at home. What are you doing.
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 8 (57:34):
I'm gonna go clean up and tidy up. A battery
operated one is much safer than the gas operated in
the house. Just very very good thinking. Hey, produce your sandwich.

Speaker 15 (57:45):
Up with you.

Speaker 25 (57:46):
Hi.

Speaker 19 (57:46):
So I was invited to stand in to take photos
for this really cool event with this charity.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I just want to let you guys know about it.

Speaker 19 (57:51):
They're called farmlingk Project and it is a student funded
nonprofit and apparently a third of the food we grow,
all these farmers were so hard to grow goes to
waste for one reason or another. So this project they
take all the food they can salvage and they give
it to people in need throughout the country. So this
year they're giving ten million pounds of food before Thanksgiving

(58:12):
just throughout the country, which is so incredible. And right
now they're doing something with Sample Sale two sixty, which
we already know is one of my favorite stores, but
they created an apple orchard.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
It looks so cool.

Speaker 19 (58:22):
I saw photos online. So if you show up there,
they're giving out apples they're giving Outsider. It's really just
something to promote them and kind of put everyone in
an extra festive spirit. So check out Farmling Project and
if you're in the area, go to Sample Sale and
get some apples.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Thank you, Samantha. So cute. Hey, Gandhi, what's up.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
I don't know if you guys have been seeing the
stories that came out over the last week or so,
but raccoons are pretty much starting to domesticate themselves, and
I think this is the best news we've ever had, guys,
because they're going too soon. You know, it's how dogs began,
like domesticated dogs. They started doing it to themselves and
then we said, oh, look at you. You're kind of
nice and friendly and you eat the trash.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Come on in.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
We love it. I can't wait this time ten years
from now, people are gonna have a bunch of raccoons
in their house. No, I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I don't think you're wrong, because when we went to
Raccoon Island, and you know, we met up with those
raccoons that they basically exist because people feed them and
come over there and take care of them. They were
so cool and so loving and so friendly. It was crazy,
so may god they might.

Speaker 21 (59:23):
Be on.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
They will rip your house to pieces. Maybe they haven't.
They have thumbs.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, you give them a designated room and they're good.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Yeah, because you.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Know we have friends who own squirrels, right, they have
designated rooms for the squirrels, because the squirrels do rip
the crap out of places. So they jump around and
they give them like little jumpy things, you know them on.

Speaker 7 (59:49):
Social Raccoons are great and I think they'll be very trainable.
They're training themselves already, So imagine something with thumbs. Just
an extra little helper in the house with thumbs. Wonderful.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I don't disagree for the first time with this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yes, okay, you're gonna start seeing stories about people. Go well,
I heard Godey the raccoon's gonna rip the house to shred.
Tell me right now? Okay, okay, Danielle, what's on your
mind today? Help you have more Sense's going up?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I found this really cool website for parents who don't
want to take their kids to like movies that have
bed ratings, or for even my mom who doesn't like
sex in a movie. You know she has the heighter eyes.
It's called film ratings dot Com and you actually can
check boxes of you know, violence, action, do you want,
no sex, no nudity, you know, like it's pretty cool

(01:00:42):
and it gives you the different ratings so you can
check it before you actually go to the theater to
see what you're going to be subjected to. And I
know a lot of parents want to protect their kids,
and like I said, my mom my mom needs this
because she's like, don't tell me when it's over, and
she puts her hands, especially when they're sex. She can't
handle it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yeah, she is the She watched sex in the City
if you paid her.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Because it's in the title. Yeah, I know it's sex.
Is you know natural?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
It happens pretty sure. She had sex three times and
each time it was one of the children. Anyway, I
love you, Mama.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
I'm not I'm not gonna talk about your mom sex one.
Yeah you can't. I can't.

Speaker 20 (01:01:22):
You know, have you ever added something to your travel
bucket list just because somebody was describing it in such
a beautiful way. That happened to me this morning. On
my uber ride in I met a Z's from bay Ow,
New Jersey who hails from Marrakesh. Morocco and the continent
of Africa, And I said, you know something, I think

(01:01:43):
I want to go.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Visit Morocco now based on his description, are you sure
it's on the continent of Africa?

Speaker 21 (01:01:50):
It is?

Speaker 20 (01:01:50):
Yephe Morocco is in Africa, Yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
It is a country in Africa where we know that?
Doesn't everyone? Okay?

Speaker 20 (01:02:00):
How many people driving right now had no clue that
Morocco was in Africa? Guaranteed a thousand people are gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:02:08):
All right, okay, go ahead and start start start texting me.
Not a thousand scary.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
I know you're scary fans will They probably don't know
that because most people don't know that. No, no, no, no,
you're saying most people don't know Morocco is on the
content from the reason What are you kidding me? Yeah,
I guarantee it, saying no, no, no, no, no, Now
they're going to start texting because he's right, I didn't

(01:02:35):
know that. But but you're saying most people don't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I don't believe that to be true. I believe, yeah,
I feel that way. I feel strongly.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
Oh it's a scary theory.

Speaker 19 (01:02:43):
I love it.

Speaker 20 (01:02:44):
It's a scary theory, but I feel people are like,
what what would what Morocco's in Africa?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
It is good what I said, I want to visit Morocco.
You should. You know you can go to Spain and
you can help right over. I know it's right there.
I'm scary. And what content is Spain on Spain in Europe? Okay,
I nailed it, yes, producer.

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
I just want to know what continent most of his
theories are.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Look, people said, no, I didn't know. I'm not saying
that everybody knows, but you're saying the majority of people
don't know, which I think is kind of funny. That's
one of those curveball questions that they'll get wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Okay, Nate, please want to add some intellect to the show.
You know, we're in the month of November. I don't
know if any of you are aware of that after
October using scaries knowledge, Today is November twenty fifth, right,
we are one month from Christmas? Did you guys know
this one?

Speaker 16 (01:03:40):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
And anytime I see something like that, I say, where
did the year go? Where did it go?

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
This is just my reminder because as you get older,
time goes by much faster. If you're young enough to
listen to these words. Enjoy every moment. It goes by
so much faster when you get older.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Yeah, why are you looking at me? Well, it's time
is relative. No, you know, time is fleeting. Yeah, let's
do the time warp when i'm your age, it'll probably
feel like you know, shut up. Oh yeah. By the way,
if you're gonna check in on text about whether or
not you knew Morocco was on the continent of Africa,
you also have to text in if you did know,

(01:04:20):
because now only look, here's so what I love this.
I didn't know that Raco was on Africa. But then again,
I failed geography.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
There's also a lot of Hey, scary, I learned that
in fifth grade.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Here's another one. Scary. How about opening a book you
on African continent? Day? Okay, it's okay. Textas now fifty
five one hundred.

Speaker 15 (01:04:44):
What do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Do you have time for this? Oh no, it's now time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
You haven't done this.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
To play the few? Are you ready take it away?
Can you handle it? Are you here? We go? I
need two people, I need two representatives right now. Buzz Yeah,
you're just gonna play.

Speaker 8 (01:05:08):
For them, but they might win a fabulous prize if
your team indeed does win. So Elvis, being the captain
of the show, you are a captain of the team,
and you have on your left Scary Jones as your
team member.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
And you're right, Danielle Maro, No, I can't. I can't
choose my own team. That's not how this worsten want.
But you know, I just want to be a team
of one, just me. You really want that? No, No, okay,
I'll be on with Scary as we know he doesn't
not about geography.

Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
The first category is uh and the other team is
going to be captained by Gandhi and she has Froggy
and Diamond on her team.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
That way, Diamond, there are no winners in this game.
There are no winners.

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
We were gonna we're going to have at some point
a couple of fabulous contestants that you're gonna be playing for.
There is going to be great prize. But until then,
shall we get into the feud? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
All right, here we go. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
The first question, per your request, Elvis, thousand people ask
this question. They all answered, name a bird you'd be
shocked to see served on Thanksgiving dinner table? An owl.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
An owl wants to see an owl? I do not
on there? Sorry, sorry, they are they are good. Okay,
you know Gandhi. Yes, name a bird you'd be shocked
to see served on Thanksgiving. There are five answers on
the board.

Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
I'm gonna go with a bald eagle.

Speaker 21 (01:06:40):
Yeah, that's a good answer. Eagle the national symbol. Yes,
that's on there. That's on there because you know tasty
Ben Franklin that wanted our our bird to be the turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
That's correct, it is correct. So are you gonna player?

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
You're gonna pass there, Froggy Diamond, would you like to
play or pass?

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
I say we play.

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
Let's play.

Speaker 16 (01:07:00):
Go for it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
You have four answers left, Froggy, we're going to you.
Name a bird you'd be shocked to see served on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
A blackbird?

Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
Black bird answers?

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
I know they're in pies. Hold on doesn't cover all
birds that are black.

Speaker 14 (01:07:16):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
All birds. There's a black bird, I believe, but it
is not.

Speaker 8 (01:07:22):
One of the birds you should be shocked to see
served on the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
That's a I love you, but what the hell? Really?

Speaker 7 (01:07:32):
Oh my god, he's going to school at the university.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Diamond, do you have a minute to join us?

Speaker 11 (01:07:38):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
Okay, so Diamond, I know you're going to get a
buzz here, so let's just give it. No, name a
bird you'd be shocked to see served on the Thanksgiving
dinner table.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Well, what about a crow?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Yes, waiting, Froggy, is that a blackbird? Cover all black
birds and crow? I hate to say it. No, that
is not all there. You're eating right now. You got
one buzz left.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
No, that was three buzzes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I'm keeping track. Don't worrying the host with the most
over here. Back to you, Gandhi, name a burden you'd
be shocked as he served on things giving. There are
four answers left. You're missing some very obvious one.

Speaker 9 (01:08:15):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
How about an ostrich?

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
An ostrich? Yes, that's all hostage is great meat, it is,
and that neck is just super tasty. Back to you, Froggy,
get your answers. Froggy, are you gonna say a white bird?

Speaker 21 (01:08:32):
Noo, there's so many in the yards down in Florida.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
They might be tasty, they're not on the table. That's
your third.

Speaker 21 (01:08:45):
You couldn't potentially get the answer, which I'm thinking I
was thinking a barrikeet.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Penguin, yeah, a cockatoo? I mean squab? Squab?

Speaker 8 (01:09:05):
Yeah, so many here in New York. Is a question
what we would not find on the table? A bird
you'd be shocked to see on the Thanksgiving dinner? Big bird,
Big Bird's good. That's a great answer.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Peacuck is a good one. Peacca. Do you need an answer?

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Robin? A falcon bird?

Speaker 21 (01:09:22):
Don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
A red bird? Which one?

Speaker 11 (01:09:24):
I think?

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
A parrot.

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
We're gonna say parrot, polly water? Correct, very good, correct a,
very good. The answers you were missing were a booby?

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Really, who's saying that?

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
If you had to choose? Would you eat a cockatoo
or a booby? That always takes a booby? And uh?
And a pigeon?

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
A pigeon.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Your squab was on there? Squab? People eat squab? Yeah,
people eat alls stretch too.

Speaker 8 (01:09:58):
This is this is a weird anyway, Sorry, I asked
the studio audience. They're right out there, all right, Why
why do you want to do another round?

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
But do we have time?

Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
Okay, let's go all right, We're gonna go to Gandhi's
team first, So go Gandhi, even though this is not
Thanksgiving related. Okay, even though James Bond is sexy. Actually, no,
I'm gonna do this other question.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Sorry, sorry, it's it's much more fun. Okay. After you
murder someone, name something specific you must get rid of.

Speaker 21 (01:10:36):
Froggy, there are five answers on the board. Is your
response the murder weapon? The weapon the number one? Respond
very good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
I finally got a good answer.

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
Very good, Very good, Froggy. You have some experience with this.
So are we gonna play? Are we gonna pass?

Speaker 16 (01:10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
I say we play play? So to you, Diamond. After
you murder someone, name something specific you must get rid
of four answers left the body, the body. Always get
rid of the body. Answer you guys are doing great.
Guys are clean. Sweep on the murderers, watch a lot
of cs.

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
I back to you, Gandhi. After you murder someone, name
something specific. You must get rid of fingerprints, fingerprints. Don't
want any evidence to show that you were there, and
you are correct? Always wear those rubber gloves. Uh, back
to you, Froud. After you murder someone, what do you
got to get rid of.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
The clothes you did it in? The clothes you did
it in, that's right, including those.

Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
Shoes, that's on there. Number five, You only have one left.
You guys are watching a lot of TV. No, I'm
friends with Nate killing a lot of people. Okay, Diamond,
it's all up to you. After you murder someone, name
something specific.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
You must get rid of.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Their phone, belongings, belongings.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Yeah, you don't want any record or tracing not on there.

Speaker 8 (01:12:08):
Goodness back to you gone. Yeah, after you murder someone,
what do you got to get rid of? One answer left?

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
We said, weapons, body, fingerprints, shoes are all good witnesses murdering.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
But wait, wait, wait, wait, what if someone witnesses you
killing a witness? Yeah, it's never ending.

Speaker 21 (01:12:33):
Never ending between that and yeah, well that's already your answer,
and that's a buzz.

Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
Sorry, sorry, you got one buzz left, Froggy, all the
marbles going to you. You murder someone, you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Got to get rid of this. They getaway car? Do
they still have getaway cars? The stage? No, that's not
on there. Sorry, Sorry, I'm sorry, murdered boy that my
answer was.

Speaker 16 (01:13:01):
Not a murderer.

Speaker 8 (01:13:02):
We're going to the other team. Maybe they know how
to get rid of a body again. Okay, what do
you think scary?

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I think the blood?

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
What about you dand the blood spatter spatter the blood,
the blood bat Yes, the blood, the blood, the blood.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
There you go, you guys. That is incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Wow, what do we wait?

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Your team h C gave correct answers this time. I
decided not to be sassy today. Wow, it's more fun
than them win.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
You want nothing, we're going to give Ashley, Ashley, We're
going to give you something nice. You picked the correct team.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Right, well, Ashley, you you chose my team. Yes, this
is a great game. Good idea. What do you have
for Ashley? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:13:51):
Well, Ashley, you know we've been working with our friends
at Delongate for a very long time. We're going to
be sending you the Evo fully automatic Expresso machine, the
Magnificat thanks to the law you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Wow, that's awesome. Oh, you're gonna love it. You're gonna
love it. You push a button and out comes your
miracle brew. It's fabulous. This is a sham.

Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
What do you mean a sham? Which team do you
want to pick? The game's over? Here's the score. How
do you plunge this out?

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Can't you be happy for our friend Ashley? Ashley? I
love you. I'm so happy that you chose our team
after they won. Have a great day, Ashley, Thank you,
that was great. You did a good job there. So
what you're saying if your murder some one of the
first thing you should get rid of is the guillotine
who used? Yes, everybody carries one of those around. All right, done? Now,

(01:14:43):
what do you want to do.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
Waking up in the morning?

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Taking him on so many things?

Speaker 17 (01:14:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
I think you could fix this conversation.

Speaker 17 (01:15:14):
Honestly, we need all the help we can get. Call
us at one eight hundred and two for two zero
one hundred everyone, This is Elvis dan in.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
The Morning Show. Oh you know our friend Tom is here?

Speaker 9 (01:15:23):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Tom, how do you work this thing? That's Diamond's microphone?
Excurious him is not working?

Speaker 21 (01:15:31):
That's not it and that's not it? Am I in
you're in now? I have this problem quite a bit, Elvies.

Speaker 9 (01:15:39):
You do.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Hey, so Tom, you just know him as Tom. That's
all you need to know.

Speaker 21 (01:15:44):
Why Wait, I can't have a last day here. When
I come in here, people think I'm Tom Pullman who
owns the company. For his sake, you should be okay, Tom,
identify yourself and how would they know you? I mean
other than going to the game shows and things. My
name is Tom Kelly. I'm stand up comedian who is
a contributor here at the Elvis Duranchha. He is contributor

(01:16:05):
is a word title Elvis gave me, and I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
He's a contributor. Contributor. Nobody knows what that means. Well,
today contribute, you'll you'll give us an example of contributing
to today you're contributing. I'd like to contribute a Thanksgiving
topic train.

Speaker 21 (01:16:19):
The topic train is my favorite segment you guys do
mostly because you let me do it. And uh yeah,
and I have a bunch of Thanksgiving wacky topics that
I've been working on.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
And if I can figure out how to print in
this office, uh for you, we don't even know how
it works. We don't even know how to try to
write it out by hand. So Tom, Tom Kelly, the
contributor is going to do topic train. Let me explain
to you what that is. Why spend five minutes in
a segment talking about one thing when you could just
talk about different things?

Speaker 23 (01:16:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Yeah, it's a topic. It's a train of topics. Yes,
you choose your your car? Yeah, and uh you well
do you want to tease me? Because I have like
ten of them ready to go? Uh, that's a lot.
Well you're gonna pick you always picked your favorites. Okay,
Well do you have time for this here?

Speaker 11 (01:17:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Not now, I gotta go. Well, okay, good thing to do.
I don't have time for this, Nate. How about that?

Speaker 25 (01:17:10):
Oh my god, I came in wanting to print. Now
he wants me to tease Tom. You're telling me I'm Tom, Tom.
You only come in three times a year. You really
should try to be nice. Okay, tell you what we're
gonna get you on in a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
But not yet. Let's say how many minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:17:33):
How about you come back in twenty minutes, twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
You'll come back fifteen, come back early, and your segment
will be about twenty minutes. How about twenty five minutes?

Speaker 21 (01:17:43):
Oh god, all right, Tom, I'll be around the corner
have Nate come when he has time.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
I'll be there in thirty minutes. Start it. Okay, no,
it's the topic training. People want to participate. They need
to know how many minutes from now it will be? Okay,
well what fort No? Already No, twenty twenty five minutes, yes,
and yet please call in people otherwise I don't call
you now, get out of here. Okay, time for your

(01:18:10):
Tom Foolery. That's your your last name, Foolery, Flazer, John
Thomas Foolery is all so here now shift Glenn Rolnick,
of course from Virgils and car mines here brought us
an incredible Thanksgiving that was amazing.

Speaker 12 (01:18:26):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
I always appreciate it. You're the best. I mean, you
feed us. And I have something to take home to
Alex me too, he called. He called out to work
today just so we could eat your turkey. If you
know what I'm saying, that says a lot. I appreciate
that for sure. How many? I mean, you guys feed
a lot of people. And we also read today that
over fifty percent of Americans are bringing at least a
few a few dishes, or if not all, dishes home

(01:18:50):
from restaurants to serve at their homes.

Speaker 26 (01:18:53):
Yes, you do a lot of takeout, Oh my gosh,
a tremendous amount. Thanksgiving is one of the busiest times
of the year for us and jewels. We actually smoked
them on the property. We do them right there, and
the whole place smells like smoke turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
I love it. I love it. After six I smoke
a turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
I told you I ordered my trays. He brought them today.
I put them right in the oven at my mom's
house and Thanksgiving dinner is ready.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Well, thank you for that. Always take care of you, guys.

Speaker 14 (01:19:17):
You know that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
I love you guys, so I know. I'm sure you
sell packages they have, you know, the turkey, the addressing everything. Yes, Now,
if someone wants to go all a heart, what's the
number one thing people do order for takeout at Virgils.

Speaker 26 (01:19:30):
Surprisingly, we do individual portions of turkey, which is Turkey's
the biggest seller. It's the biggest seller on Thanksgiving Day
for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Okay. Now, if it wasn't Thanksgiving, would anyone give a
flying crap about turkey? No, seriously, probably not. It's a
turkey breast, Sam, It's you know, things like that, but
not turkey. Is like everybody looks forward at Thanksgiving. We
were talking about that yesterday, Yeah, and I said, you
know what, I could probably do Thanksgiving without any turkey
at all too, And people look at me as if
I was satan.

Speaker 26 (01:19:57):
No, it's funny because Danielle and I talked about it
and she said, you know, I'm good without turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Yeah, scary. No turkey at your table. He is belligerent.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
He gets his from williams Sonomar or something. Will Bird
a fancy turkey. How many turkeys does Carmines or Virgils
make for Thanksgiving? Would you say?

Speaker 26 (01:20:21):
At least one hundred whole turkeys at Virgils and about
one hundred and fifty whole turkeys and Carmines.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
So, and that's just the turkey packages. So if I
if I worked in the kitchen at Carmens, I wouldn't
call in stick this time every year another friggin' turkey.
I got to cook another turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Because here's my question. Turkey takes a long time to make.
So how many turkey does hours?

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
It does, but you're not making any thing. How many
it just sits in the roaster and there's big.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
So how many can fit in an oven at one time.

Speaker 26 (01:20:51):
We have a lot of ovens and it cooks all day.
We have people overnight throughout the day, so all the
ovens pretty much in the house are used overnight so
that everything comes out nice and fresh and it's ready
for everybody. Everybody looks forward to this, even though they'll
call in the next day.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
But just kidding, you know what we're learning and I've
learned this since moving to the Northeast and Gandhi as well.
You know, there are regional dishes that people will add
to the typical turkey stuffing, mashed potato, green bean thing.
And up here's lasagna or shells or just some sort
of Italian car mines. You have you make that too,

(01:21:30):
do you said? A lot of that?

Speaker 26 (01:21:31):
A ton lasagna, spaghetti, meat balls, Penn vodka. Those fly
out of there and Darren Thanksgiving, So everybody wants something
a little different on that menu for that day for
that family.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Now down in Texas, we would be like a smoked meat.
We'd have a smoking like a ham or something like that.
You know, after sex, I smoke a ham. Hello, Hello,
he hates my after sex jokes, all right, So any
anything we need to he need to remind us as
a as a seasoned chef, both in your house and
in your restaurants, that we need to master on Thanksgiving,

(01:22:04):
planning ahead, promising, always plan ahead.

Speaker 26 (01:22:07):
You want the timing propers so you want to make
sure everything is ready at the same time, so you
have to think that through. And flavor is critical, so
you just don't cook greenba and so you just don't
cook stopping. Things have to be seasoned, have to have flavor,
and a lot of things like a turkey, you marinate
two days before and the flavor goes into the turkey.
You're slow roasted. It's one of the best things you

(01:22:28):
can eat. And people don't realize that seasoning is critical. Now, Gandhi,
Now at your house on Thanksgiving, do you also have
some Indian food on.

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
The side, tons of Indian food?

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
Talk about it. I'm gonna go over there.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
I mean, so chicken berryani is a huge thing. My
family loves it. Any I mean, there's okra and chicken
tika and regular chicken curry. My mom likes seafood. So
whatever is kind of on top of mind. We don't
have a specific set this is what we're gonna do.
But chicken Berryani for sure, somosas.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Love me love It sounds great to me.

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
It sounds good to me too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
No, it was Okra, not Oprah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
We just served Oprah. She has an apple in her mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
Yeah, we do the fifty to fifty split, so you
have half the American and then half the Indians.

Speaker 15 (01:23:14):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Yeah. Well, look I love you. We love you, chef,
Chef Glenn. You've always been such a member of her family.
Love you guys too.

Speaker 26 (01:23:22):
It's always a pleasure coming here seeing you guys, especially
around the holidays. It just means so much, and you
mean so much to comments and Virgils and myself and
my family.

Speaker 21 (01:23:31):
My thing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
My kids think he's the goat.

Speaker 9 (01:23:33):
He is the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Did you ever serve a goat for Thanksgiving? A sure?
But not in the restaurant.

Speaker 8 (01:23:40):
Oh my god, I love caprito. It's one of my
favorite things, the ribs of the Gandhi curry goat.

Speaker 7 (01:23:45):
Oh yeah, Joe, sign me up, Chef Glenn.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Everyone, let's get thank you guys, my pleasure. Virgils, carmines
and Virgils open for the holidays, and don't forget just
because the dishes are big doesn't mean everyone table should
have their own. Well, you always take home left of
or so it always works ally.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
I always come.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
You sure, what are we doing?

Speaker 12 (01:24:08):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
What are we doing? Sound?

Speaker 16 (01:24:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
By the way, there's a fly or something a gnat
flying around in here? Why did you smell your arm?

Speaker 23 (01:24:16):
Pig?

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Just now?

Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
When I see that they he brought them in under
his I got this little big pin complex. I feel
like the flies are buzzing around me. I smelled yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Is there a fly in here?

Speaker 9 (01:24:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
But he did smell yesterday? Did you smell?

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
I did?

Speaker 8 (01:24:30):
Onion figured it out. It was a shirt that I
had worn before. Glenn, how do we get that Onion
smelled out of Nate because you were in the kitchen.
Give him some garlic, maybe wash them?

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
You remember yesterday and my face went in your arm?

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Oh god?

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
I didn't say anything because it was the nicest hunk,
so I didn't want to do in the moment.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
We've got some sound with Garrett, lots of stuff. You
have some talk packs to play back, all right, what
do you have going on?

Speaker 8 (01:24:57):
We were just talking about Turkey and uh Tanya sent
us a talk back saying Turkey is the star of
the table.

Speaker 15 (01:25:03):
Turkey is the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Star of the place for people who know how to
seize it and make it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Moise.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Turkey is very forgettable if you don't know how to
do turkey.

Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
All right, she knows Like we were just talking about ship.
Glen said the same thing. Yep, we got another talk
back too. So over the last few days we had
our worst assistant Anthony, who just got married over the weekend.
Who Elvis was your assistant at one point. We talked
to Andrew, who was your assistant at one point. But
Pam wants to apply for a job.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Oh, she wants to be on my assistant, remembering Uncle
Johnny wanted to be my assistant. Yes, I said, uncle Joy,
What would you do? He said, I can file. We
don't file. We have like filing. Yeah, yeah, I have
a band of cold water. He put the files, files
of what you know, the stuff you need. I can file.
I can act your phones. No one calls me, no

(01:25:51):
one has my number. But so this person had Hamay Elvis.

Speaker 23 (01:25:55):
I was thinking about worst assistant Anthony, and then you
had Andrew as assistant. But I haven't heard lately that
you have a new assistant. I'm a teacher and I'm
retiring in June. I'm gonna have some free time on
my hands. Maybe I could apply for the job.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
I don't know. She sounds kind of scary, No, she
sounds no, she sounds very in control. Yeah. Is that
what I need him on? Someone in control?

Speaker 11 (01:26:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:26:18):
No, no, no, no, I don't think you would do
well with that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
All right, let's move but thank you, Pam, I appreciate it.
All right, we move on.

Speaker 8 (01:26:24):
So I learned this story about Selene Dion while she
was recording the song all by myself. We know the song, right,
So David Foster was the producer, and when he was
trying to get Selene Dion to hit this high note,
which Selene didn't think she could, David Foster said this
thing going, well, if you can't hit it, I have
Whitney Houston next door and she can hit the high note.
And then Selene Dion goes, okay, let me go back

(01:26:44):
in the studio, and then did this so she made
it work so Whitney wouldn't be called in to brack
her up.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
She hit it. Now do you hear Do you hear
the octave exactly below the note she was singing? You
could hear it?

Speaker 23 (01:27:13):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
It sounds like she's singing two notes for a second. Yeah.
I don't know if that was a digital glitch or
but listen, you'll hear two notes when she hits that
that that note, and it's exactly one octave below. Damn woman.

(01:27:41):
I wonder if Whitney was really next door and he
was just doing it to inspire her. I guess so
ed today.

Speaker 8 (01:27:48):
Yeah, all right, So Daniel Garratcliffe actually showed up at
the show Putnam Counting Spelling Bee here in New York
last night, and with that show, it's a spelling Bee,
and they brought him up on stage and put them.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
To the tests. Direct, Cliff, your word is theater? Okay,
I haven't used in a sentence. Please, Certainly.

Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
After achieving his wildest dreams of fame and fortune in
the cinema, the young actor decided to throw it all
away and take a vow of poverty.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
To pursue a life in the theater. A t h
E A t e r. I'm sorry, we were looking
for the British spelling thh.

Speaker 23 (01:28:27):
A t r E.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
Stupefy all right, voice actor Brian Hall. You might recognize
what voice he does after he teaches us how to
do Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 14 (01:28:40):
You're gonna go on your falsetto like this and girls,
that's pretty much in your register anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
So you feel like your voice right now is like
at the very front of your teeth.

Speaker 11 (01:28:47):
You feel that you need to put it in the
back of your throat for sure, the boss, your throat
should be really open and bus of your voice should
be coming from there, right so you have now the
voice of Mickey Morisota doesn't feel like him that you
have to add his inflections. This is like the melody line.

Speaker 14 (01:29:04):
So whatever he talks, he has these bursts of energy.
So it's like, oh boy, so yeah, it's just as
you're going through. It's just he has these extremes. It's
really it's really low in his range. Then he goes
really hot.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
He's good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 8 (01:29:18):
Kind of sounds like like listening to it. That's when
Nate is in his falsetto. You do you do a
lot of falsetto. Boy, I'm sorry, that's Papa construction started
out real dirty.

Speaker 4 (01:29:31):
That putting in the back of the throat. Thank you, Gandhi.
I knew you could go there. You know why she's
going there because Froggy is not here right now.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
I'm helping him out.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
You're fabulous, all right, Danielle, You're not off the hook,
but you have to do the entire report in Mickey's voice.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
I can't do Mickey, you can do Almo.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
You sound kind of Mickey right now?

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
Oh boy? Okay, what.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
My last voice? Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
The Grande said, all right, Aria Grande is ready to
get back to Broadway. You may have not known that
she actually was on Broadway when she was thirteen years old.
She had a few lines, and she said it was
the most incredible training. And she was telling Nicole Kidman
in a new chat for Interview magazine that she would
love to be back up there. So, hey, I won
How many Broadway shows are going to offer her something

(01:30:29):
now that would be kind of cool. So we get
all these horror movies all the time, and now we're
getting two Wizard of Oz horror movies on the way,
Gail Yellow Brick Road, which will hit theaters February eleventh.
In this one, Dorothy is an old lady and her
granddaughter discovers the Secret of Oz, which has become a
terrifying playground for dark forces beyond her Imagination. The second

(01:30:53):
one is a slasher flick. It's called Dorothy The Haunting
of Oz and it follows a group of college baskets
both players on Halloween Night. They're attacked by terrifying versions
of Dorothy and Company, as well as serial killer clowns.
ABC has just released their co host lineup for Dick
Clark's New Year's Rock and Eve with Ryan Seacrest. It

(01:31:14):
will be Rito Aura. She will be returning to help
him out in Times Square. She was good, She's amazing.
You're also going to get Chance the Rapper, Rob Gronkowski
a Julianne Huff. They're gonna be all over the place.
And there's details for a Puerto Rico segment that will
be shared soon. And of course, when do you get
Dick Clark's New Year's Rock and Eve?

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
When does it happen New Year's Eve?

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Very good, That was a true question. You know how
many people get it wrong? Okay, get it wrong.

Speaker 14 (01:31:38):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Post Malone is making sure that first responders who are
working on Thanksgiving get to eat something special. His Nashville
barr posties posted on social media to the ladies and
gentlemen who keep Nashville safe.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Each day.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
We love to thank you for your service on duty.
Ununiformed first responders are invited to please join us Wednesday,
November twenty six It was the Friday, November twenty eighth
for a complimentary meal at Posts. That's pretty damn cool.
Simon cow is stepping away from the judge's table and
he will be giving us another boy band.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
I don't know if you remember. He gave us one direction,
he gave us a little mix, he gave us fifth harmony,
and now he's doing Simon Cowell the next act. Cameras
trail him from massive open auditions all the way to
shaping sixteen hopefuls in Miami into the next big boy band.
Will it happen? We will see? And what are we watching?
If you are a Colleen Hoover fan, there her book

(01:32:34):
Regretting You. You can stream it now. Also Coast to
Coast Tuesday, Dancing with the Stars is on tonight, and
Good Sports with Kevin Hart and Keenan Thompson. And that's
my Danielle report.

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
Gandhi, I took your advice. I started watching The Chair
Company last night.

Speaker 7 (01:32:47):
What did you think?

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
It's really funny. It's interesting because it's not for everyone.

Speaker 14 (01:32:52):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
Alex and I watched it together. He got bored of
it quickly. I thought it was great. The premise of
the show is hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:32:58):
Yeah, I feel like all of us in some way
have gone down a path like that, where there's this
little thing that's bugging you and you just can't let
it go. We shall let it go, but you can't
let it go. And what happens when that when that
goes on? Also, it's a very specific kind of humor,
like you just said, but I felt so seen by
the beginning.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
What happens in the beginning. Yes, there's something that would
happen to you, very relatable. Yeah, it's called The Chair Company.
It's really there's no way to describe it. Just you know,
check it out. It's on Prime, I believe right, it's
on HBO. You're right, You're right, Hbo, Max, You're right,
absolutely right. All right, Thank you, Gandhi Show. I'm gonna
play hooky. Goodbye, Elvis duran.

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Hi Tom, Hi. Elvis was known as Tomfoolery. God, that's

(01:34:28):
gonna stick to I like it. Okay. So years ago
we used to do the topic train. You know, great
team was the master at it. Yep uh, and it
kind of went away, so we bring it back from
time to time. And Tom said, you know what, there's
no better time of year for topic train than Thanksgiving.
Thanks of this so much to talk about on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 21 (01:34:46):
It's the one holiday that all Americans celebrate and all
Americans have something to complain about.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Okay, absolutely, all right, So we haven't really vetted the
topic trained topic, shit, you want to just go through those?

Speaker 11 (01:34:57):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Should we do it? Okay?

Speaker 21 (01:34:58):
So a live staff meeting, live staff meeting. All right,
So first headline Thanksgiving bomb. Thanksgiving is the time of
year where you have the whole family in one place,
and Thanksgiving is when you make that big announcement to
the whole family all at once and in person, like
I had. My cousin announced she was having her fifth kid.
My other cousin announced she was new moving. Another cousin

(01:35:20):
came out, but everybody knew when nobody cared. And then
another cousin announced that he was going into a polyamorous
or a relationship with two husbands.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
That was a pretty big Okay, that's a big one. Okay,
So someone that were kind of boring, some of them
were kind of great. So what's your Thanksgiving bomb? So yo,
if you have a great If we choose this topic,
you have to have a great, funny one to submit. Okay,
Next topic, favorite Thanksgiving word? Okay, spatch cock. I love
spatch cock. It's good.

Speaker 21 (01:35:47):
Now you think it's because it has you know, coc
k at the end. No, I like the word spatch
just fun to say. What's your favorite Thanksgiving cock. Well wait,
switched away. You can prepare a chicken. You you you
cut it in a way, you can flatten the whole
chicken out and cook it like that. Go ahead, sir,
spatch cock, your Thanksgiving grinch. I had Uncle Bob for

(01:36:11):
some reason, he always got ornery around Thanksgiving and there
would be a family fight. Often ethnic slurs for Irish
people used at the table as well.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Okay, and uh yeah, that would be another topic.

Speaker 21 (01:36:23):
Who is like, yeah, who's your Thanksgiving rich Who's the
one who gets cranky every Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
All right? Promoted to the adults table?

Speaker 15 (01:36:31):
I remember that?

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Yes, who are you waiting to die? So you get
promoted to the adults day? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
This is just an Italian thing.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
I was at the kid's table for years as run.
In fact, no one died, is always stuck with a
bunch of kids over yere yea, And I told mommy,
I'm not coming home. Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:36:48):
For me, it was when Uncle Bob died. So that
was two reasons to be happy on Thanksgiving. Okay, so
we may talk about that may be a topic. Okay,
keep going Thanksgiving. Elephant in the room. I had a
cousin who was in court mandated juvenile detention and he
could come home on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
But we couldn't say, how's jail.

Speaker 9 (01:37:06):
We had to call it the place and we had Okay,
so the thanks Yes, what's the thing that's going on
in your family on Thanksgiving? Like we'd have to say, oh,
you made that piece of carpentry at the place.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
You didn't say you made that point? Keep oa.

Speaker 21 (01:37:24):
Okay, that may be what's the count? My sister in
law Kristen is being nice. He's having thirty people over
for Thanksgiving. Thank you for not cutting me from the
guest wist? How many people are you having over for Thanksgiving?
Next one headline? Check out my yams are sweet potatoes
and yams different things? If so, could you please explain

(01:37:46):
it to me? Okay, well, well if you didn't like that,
I'm gonna skip a few and childhood bedroom sex. A
lot of you, a lot of you will be traveling
for Thanksgiving. Will you be lodging in your significant other's
childhood bedroom? Are there things in that room that would

(01:38:06):
make you not want to have sex? For example, in
my childhood bedroom there is a giant picture of the
Virgin Mary. Why because we're Catholic and that was just
there and my mother would have been sad if I
took it down. And all I'm gonna say is, until
after I graduated college, there were two virgins in that bedroom.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
Okay, we may also, you know, embarrassing children's room sex. Also,
you're staying at a friend a relative's house. Yeah, and
you're sleeping in their kids bedroom. Oh so you're sleeping
in one of those little beds. It looks like it
looks like a golf cart or what I do?

Speaker 21 (01:38:41):
You do it?

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
You do it in the race car. I would totally
love to do it in a race car bed. Okay,
all right, okay, keep going.

Speaker 21 (01:38:47):
Yeah, okay, So I skipped to the good one because
I saw you all glazing over. And Wednesday, November twenty sixth,
what do you call that night? Some people call it
Thanksgiving Eve? Some call it blackout Wednesday? Are you going
out Thanksgiving Eve? And is that a day for rookies?
And where you're going?

Speaker 9 (01:39:05):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
Everyone's going out, right? I mean, is that a good
topic though? For the topic training? I don't know.

Speaker 21 (01:39:08):
That's why I skipped at a good one at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I felt Yeah, I don't is it a good one.
I don't know where you're going. You tell me where
are you going somewhere? It is like, did you enjoy
uh Thanksgiving? Evil a little too much? You didn't make
it to Thanksgiving? Yeah, because we had some I had
some awful things happen on Thanksgiving. You I met my husband,
for instance. I didn't know that one really, but I
slept with it. I slept with his boss. What I

(01:39:31):
was at your wedding and we still talk about this stuff. Yeah, wow,
but we just slept. We passed out and there was nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
Nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
I remember that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
Yeah, no nuts guy, he's a friend of ours. But
nothing happened. But this is kind of funny. I slept
with a boss.

Speaker 15 (01:39:43):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
I have one one other good one that you slept
at the ball at the zoo. Ohky, I should.

Speaker 11 (01:39:49):
Not.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
That would have brought that out. Okay, Black Friday bus.

Speaker 21 (01:39:52):
I have distant realities who go to Black Friday shopping
like it's their job.

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
Like they used to have the map.

Speaker 21 (01:40:00):
My friend's grandma, she once got into a fight at Walmart.
We think she made the local news. Now they just
go out at like noon. Is Black Friday still a
thing where you're going tell us your plan?

Speaker 4 (01:40:11):
Where are the deal? Yeah? You get on the bus
with your suitcase and with wheels on it, and you
go to the outlets and you do Black Friday outlet
shopping with your suitcase.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
They're already having the Black Friday are everywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
Are you going out for it?

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
I don't know yet. I haven't decided.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
All right, maybe Diamond. Are people calling about any of
these topics or any topics getting of some We didn't
give them the number topics that are winning?

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
So like, what how many people are coming over?

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
Like having a lot of people and the other one?

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Hold on us on another one?

Speaker 14 (01:40:42):
Uh oh?

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
The announcements?

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
Oh Thanksgiving bomb? Thanksgiving Thanksgiving bomb?

Speaker 7 (01:40:47):
All right, that's my favorite one.

Speaker 16 (01:40:48):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
You like that in the mess? Are you dropping a bomb? Gandhi?

Speaker 9 (01:40:52):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
Okay, Thanksgiving? We gotta keep moving and hold on now.
Calm down, Tom, Tom foolery? Are so Thanksgiving bomb? We
like Thanksgiving word? I don't know? Okay, Thanksgiving the meanest? Yeah,
you're the meanest or horniest old guy relative at the table?

(01:41:14):
Can we add horny to that?

Speaker 12 (01:41:15):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Wasn't it you? Danielle? A family member? That was that
was always touching the kids. Oh God, to be clear,
that never happened in my family. I know my mother
is listening right now. Okay, all right, okay, never find
uh promoted to the adults table. That's a good one. Yeah,
who you're waiting to kick the bucket? Tell her their name?
Thanksgiving elephant in the room always good. What's the count?
You like that one? Check out my yam And there

(01:41:38):
was a oh yeah, childhood.

Speaker 16 (01:41:43):
Room.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
And finally there was Thanksgiving Eve, all the stuff that
went down. Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 9 (01:41:48):
Train.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
Now time for the top of trade, the top of
the train. Lets make an official case.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
It's the top of train. It's the topic train.

Speaker 4 (01:42:01):
All right, we've officially chosen the topic trained topics call
us now at eight hundred two four to two zero
one hundred or Texas at fifty five one hundred. We'll
try to get back to you. The topics are what
is that big bomb that was dropped at your Thanksgiving table?
That's one topic. Another one is Thanksgiving Eve? What craziness

(01:42:22):
happened on Thanksgiving Eve that kind of rolled into Thanksgiving?
Talk about it at eight hundred and two four two
zero one hundred. Thanksgiving Sex, having sex on Thanksgiving in
a childhood bedroom. We want to hear all about it.
I'm sure that can have several different different story versions
child childhood bedroom and sex. I'm starting to regret that one.

(01:42:44):
And also, uh, Thanksgiving elephant in the room. What's going
on in the with one of your guests that you
just can't talk about but everyone knows about.

Speaker 12 (01:42:52):
It could be a.

Speaker 21 (01:42:53):
Divorce, maybe there could be something falling apart, an ankle
monitor something.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
And finally, of the Thanksgiving a grinch or that always
shows up in a bad mood or Thanksgiving uncle that
hugs too tightly. These are the topics people. Did you
like him? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Call us at eight.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Hundred two four two zero one hundred Gandi, what are
you thinking about him?

Speaker 7 (01:43:16):
I'm loving the Thanksgiving bomb. I can't wait. And then
I just thought like, oh, what did the Drunkell do?
I'm excited about that one too, all right call us?

Speaker 17 (01:43:23):
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Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Our family to yours.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 17 (01:44:03):
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Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
All right, just time for the topic Train starring Tom Kelly. Now,
you brought in a lot of great topic trained topics, Yes,
and we couldn't use them all. Some of them are well,
you know, not as good as the others.

Speaker 13 (01:44:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
Well, that's the whole point. That's the fun of the
topic train. It's to see what works and what doesn't,
and usually there's a surprise. I'm feeling pretty good about
this topic train, though, so let's get it on bing
a gong. That's where we say here, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
The topic train, it's the topic tray.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
All right, all right, I hope you heard the topics.
Aaron's calling in about Which topic? Aaron, which topic you're
calling in about?

Speaker 15 (01:44:45):
I'm calling in about Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Eve? Oh yeah, the biggest drunk night of the year.
What what what did you do on Thanksgiving? Eve? Ah?

Speaker 14 (01:44:54):
So yup?

Speaker 15 (01:44:55):
The usual, went out with some friends, decided to have
you know, drinks, and then more drinks and ended up
hanging out with an X and in the wee hours
of the morning getting dropped off to meet my dad
at the garage store, who was on his way to
go hunting. And he said, doesn't he realize I have

(01:45:18):
a gun?

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
Oh god, so yours this quote unquote air quotes hanging
out with an X. Oh my gosh, yeah quote yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
What did you have a fun night? Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:45:30):
It was amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
You know you have a great story, dad with a gun.
It has all of the elements for a great, great
Thanksgiving Eve slash Thanksgiving story. It's still a ring.

Speaker 9 (01:45:39):
You know.

Speaker 15 (01:45:40):
You couldn't have rote it any better.

Speaker 4 (01:45:42):
Is the X still alive? Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah.
All right, yeah, be careful and this is warning for everyone,
including myself. Thanksgiving Eve always brings problems. Thank you, Eron,
Thank you very much. All right. Topic trained with Megan. Hi, Megan, Hi,
So your topic is is how many people are coming
over this? If I have more than three, I get nervous.

Speaker 15 (01:46:06):
We have thirty eight and six its.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Coming over thirty eight?

Speaker 15 (01:46:09):
Do you have a little low punt in our backyard
right now?

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Where did you find thirty eight people?

Speaker 13 (01:46:15):
It's like everyone everyone, No one wants to have it
at their house, so we all do it at my parents'
house and everyone just jumps in on it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:21):
Oh god, over. So it's thirty eight people plus six
kids who are in your bedroom going through your drawers.
That always happened to me.

Speaker 21 (01:46:29):
Yep, we're all over the house.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
You call or do you cater this?

Speaker 7 (01:46:33):
We have a Google spreadsheet that everyone signs up for
to bring food.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Okay, that works.

Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
So I see you're on Long Island. Can you handle
one more while I'm driving out to my parents.

Speaker 10 (01:46:43):
Sure, come on over.

Speaker 21 (01:46:44):
They'll put you the kids tint. Just DM me Tom
Kelly show on Instagram, DM me the address. All right,
he's going to show up to a thank you Megan.
All right, topic train, This is a good one, Tommy.
You did well, Steven uh dropping the bomb on his family.
See why do you want to wait until the family
is having a great day around the table and joining

(01:47:05):
each other's company for once at least lying about enjoying it,
and then you want to drop a bomb.

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
I don't even know what the bomb is, but why
do you want to do that.

Speaker 16 (01:47:12):
Honestly, it's the first opportunity that all of us are
going to be together that we can.

Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
Tell everybody good news, are bad news?

Speaker 8 (01:47:19):
Good good news.

Speaker 16 (01:47:19):
We're announcing that we're having our second child.

Speaker 4 (01:47:23):
That's a glitter bomb.

Speaker 9 (01:47:26):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:27):
Thanksgiving glitter bomb. Congratulations. But here's the thing. When you
drop such a happy announcement at the Thanksgiving table, there's
other people at the table that may not be happy
for you, you know, the jealous, the jealous ones in
your family. Yeah, and and of course the crazy sister
says they can't have children because they only do it
in the butt.

Speaker 5 (01:47:51):
See.

Speaker 4 (01:47:51):
I just dropped a bomb here at our table.

Speaker 9 (01:47:53):
Wow, wow, Elvis, do you want to come in the
Gordon City for I'm coming out for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (01:47:58):
All right? I loved it, and ratulations to you. By
the by the way, thank you. I hope I have
not embarrassed our guests. We continue to continue with a
very very uh fruitful, fruitful topic. Train. Let's go talk
to who's there? Robert?

Speaker 16 (01:48:15):
Hi, Robert, Hey, good morning and happy Thanksgiving weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:48:20):
Well, thank you, we're almost there. So which topic are
you calling about?

Speaker 16 (01:48:25):
I'm calling about our favorite drunkle.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
Oh who is your drunkle or is yes?

Speaker 23 (01:48:33):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:48:33):
Yeah, uh.

Speaker 16 (01:48:34):
He's long since past and may he rest in peast.
But at one time he was quite the rapscallion he
our drunkle, Our drunkle John. You to always he was.
He was very reliable and consistent. Every year he would
get a little tipsy and then he'd have this little
game where he would just randomly and indiscriminately goose people's thoughts,

(01:48:59):
and then Uncle John and Nebbe would always point an
accusing finger as a family dog.

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
And say, no, it wasn't me. He blamed the dog.
So he was a fun drunkle though. Yeah, I know
he sounds I know, but he's a little mischievous. I
like it a little bit.

Speaker 14 (01:49:16):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Uh, did anyone ever had Grandma fall asleep at the table?
It's always Grandma would drink way too much and it
gives him follow hen was able to start snoring. Maybe
she was friends with drunkle John. Uh, all right, thank
you so much. We appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (01:49:29):
Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
Wow, you with another one?

Speaker 9 (01:49:31):
L one?

Speaker 21 (01:49:32):
Is it?

Speaker 16 (01:49:32):
Nina?

Speaker 4 (01:49:33):
Nina? Hi, Nina, welcome to topic train. How's it going?

Speaker 9 (01:49:36):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (01:49:37):
It's going great. How you guys doing okay?

Speaker 4 (01:49:39):
This is Tom Kelly's topic train. Go ahead, take it away.
It's Nina, all right, Nina, what what are you calling about?

Speaker 13 (01:49:46):
It's actually a combination of some of these. So when
I was in my twenties with home for you know,
the the night before Thanksgiving, went out with the friend,
ended up bringing home a guy that I used to
go to high school with, and he stayed the night
in my childhood bed and we got up. I thought
I was up early enough. I was ready to sneak
him out the front door. And as we're walking out

(01:50:07):
the front door, I realized both my parents are sitting
on the front porch. Oh so awesome, walk in the
shame of this man out the front door, and I'm
waiting for the reaction. My dad gets up. I'm stressing out.
He walks over, he reaches out his hand says Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
So it turned out okay, he was very thankful.

Speaker 4 (01:50:27):
My gosh, in your childhood bed by avery chance? Are
you single now, Nina? And do you have Thanksgiving? Eve plans?

Speaker 15 (01:50:35):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (01:50:36):
Not single, married with a kid, and not Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
He was gonna be a little bit Oh there you go. Well,
happy Thanksgiving, Nina. We appreciate its pay job, Tom, I'll
see you for Christmas.

Speaker 9 (01:50:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
Well Thanksgiving's good okay, Tom, I need to do my
walk a shame now, No, you're excellent. I love that
you did a great job. Tom. Hey, I have to
say we have some guests in the studios. Okay, if
you say that you're here, okay, got know if you're
called in sick or something called out sick. I don't
know if you remember Christina Christina Pagnataro, Rightnataro, I'm Scottish.

(01:51:16):
She and of course her husband Frank were on Norwegian
and they were representing us as our official influencers and
uh in reporters. Yes, yes, live at sea. Yes, and
you came up to bring us some gifts today which
you did not have to do. I wanted to Christina.
I mean on we have of Gandhi, Danielle and everyone
on the show. We have to say you were fantastically

(01:51:39):
Thank you, Gandhi. What's you think of Christina representing us
on the ship?

Speaker 24 (01:51:43):
Was it prem prima?

Speaker 8 (01:51:44):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:51:45):
Oh it was amazing, and you somehow picked the best
spots every single time we talked to you, because when
we would look at you on our zoom screen, it
looked like a painting every single.

Speaker 24 (01:51:53):
Day, So I can't take credit for that. That was
mostly Abby's night.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
Daniel your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
I mean, I think you just represented us great. You
were a lot of fun. You were outgoing, and you
knew what you were doing, and you listened to me
and took the stairs. So you really didn't put on
any weight while you're on the cruise.

Speaker 24 (01:52:14):
Absolutely, you know what, I only gained two pounds, but
I take that as a win win.

Speaker 19 (01:52:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52:22):
Hey, also talk about your organization because this is this
was one of the many stories you shared by this
that week that really really got people's attention.

Speaker 14 (01:52:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (01:52:29):
So I am a breast cancer survivor and after my
bot with breast cancer, I decided to start a foundation
that helps other moms going through treatment because it's just
so difficult that you can't imagine the struggles. So it's
called the Strong Mama Foundation. It's m O M M A.
And you can't believe the amount of emails I received

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after being on the radio. It's great, been amazing, and
I'm so behind on emails because we've gotten so many.
So if you have emailed us, we will get back
to you. We're working in over time to do our
boxes and get them out to you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:53:03):
So okay, loaded question. Did you receive the donation we
were going to make? I did? Okay, so we are
so great. Sometimes those thing's fault at the cracks I did.

Speaker 1 (01:53:12):
I did, so appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:53:14):
Okay, thank god one got paid.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
That's actually mad And your eye makeup is beautiful.

Speaker 21 (01:53:20):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
Talk about that now, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:53:23):
Oh, yeah, you have a makeup.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
Line, don't you?

Speaker 4 (01:53:25):
Not a makeup line?

Speaker 24 (01:53:26):
A makeup so I teach makeup tutorials on on social media.
I have TikTok and Instagram and I help women over
forty look and feel good about them. You're over forty,
I'm forty five.

Speaker 4 (01:53:37):
All this.

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
That's great, that's right, that's my wife.

Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
How can people see your tiktoks if you want to
share it?

Speaker 14 (01:53:46):
So sure.

Speaker 24 (01:53:47):
My TikTok is NJ makeup Artist, pretty easy, and my
Instagram is make up by Christina p It's Christina with
a cr You know.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
Scary is over forty by the way, Yes, I'm over fifty.

Speaker 24 (01:54:00):
In fact, I met Scary probably twenty years ago at
a club.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
Did he try to hit on you?

Speaker 24 (01:54:04):
No, I actually have a picture I should show you belmore.
I no, I think it was Metro Lounge when that existed.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
Yeah, I was doing a live broadcast with the radio. Yes, yes, scary.
He was stuff in the middle of the dance floor
to give the weather forecasted. Well, look, Christina, Frank, thank
you so much for coming in here.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
Thanks for having us and Frank.

Speaker 4 (01:54:27):
Did you have a good time at it? Awesome time?

Speaker 12 (01:54:29):
I know we made it all about Christina had an
awesome time on the cruise. We can't thank you enough.
It was a vacation that we so needed and we
had such a great time. And like I said, that's
why we came up here to give you guys some
gifts because we really did appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:54:41):
And our friends that love Norwegian are looking at Norwegian
to take a cruise. Franks just like me, not a cruiser.
Yeah when we first met Norwegian and I don't know
a cruise as really, I'm not really a cruise guy.
Totally converted me. How about your friend.

Speaker 12 (01:54:55):
I would definitely go again. Like I said, Norwegian knocked
it out at a park and we can't wait to
go back.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
I love that. And my brother just booked a cruise
in Haven.

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
Maybe maybe don't let him in. Please, thank you your
your brother for his business. And we are escaping the
winter blues on Norwegian Joy for a little short weekend
at sea in the Caribbean. If you want to join
us for what a three day January thirtieth through February second,

(01:55:28):
we'll be there. You can be there too. You can
win your way in if you go to Elvis Duran
dot com get the rules as well as enter, or
you can buy your own cruise. Get on in on
your own come on, pay for it. Why don't have
to pay for everything? So have to go to Elvis
Duran dot com or Elvis Duran show on Instagram and
book your room. Christina and Frank, thank you for coming
in today. Thank you so much. You give me turkey noises.

Speaker 17 (01:55:49):
Happy Thanksgiving from Elvistran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:55:55):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody out, everybody