Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys Are Ready

Throwback! Linda is so stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, so her husband decides to make it a lliiiittttle harder with a food delivery call.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.
All right, Brody, what's your phone tap about today? Hels
So listen to Miguel wanted us to phone tap his wife, Linda.
Linda is was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making
dinner for his family and her family. So I called
her the day before Thanksgiving and told her there was
a problem with the turkey they ordered. Okay, that's a Thanksgiving.

(00:22):
That's a good way to mess with someone's head. Let's
listen to Brody's phone tappen. Hi, I'm looking for Linda
Howe uh huh, this is her. Hi. This is Pete
camp Hi from Yeah Rush. I'm just calling a confirm
your order that's been picked up today. Oh yeah, that's great,
thank you. Huh. So we've got four pounds of potato salad,
four pounds of macaroni salad, three pounds a half sour pickle,

(00:42):
and of course the turkey. Yep, that's correct. Now, your
order was very hard to fill for the turkey, but
we got it's all taken care of. Why well, because
I just found your order a little strange, but it's
all taken care of. We were able to do it.
We got twenty two pound turkeys. How many twenty two
pounds turkeys? We just need one? No, not twenty two
pound turkeys. You have twenty two pound turkeys. We have

(01:04):
them all for you. I had to call some other stores. No, no, no,
we ordered one twenty two pounds turkey. Yeah. No, I
took the order from let me see here, your husband, Miguel.
He said, hey, you got twenty two pound turkeys, and
I said yeah. He said, I'll take them, sign me up.
So that's what we got. No, who in the right

(01:25):
mind orders What is it to to twenty turkey? Twenty
two pound turkeys? We wing to a lot of a
lot of trouble to get these. I had to call
four other stores in the area. How about a thank you?
I'm sorry that who? Why wouldn't you know? This doesn't
even make any sense. That doesn't I have sixteen people
coming tomorrow. I can't serve that to people. I don't understand.

(01:48):
Show you again you give one person a turkey. I
thought it was a cute idea. I figured you having
like a get your own turkey kind of party. I
don't understand you do this all the time, like are
you stupid? You had to realize that that was like,
excuse me, can meet that? Excuse me? I am? I
am a supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing this seventeen years.
I think I've heard turkeys. Then you would know that
nobody in the right mind is going to order twenty

(02:10):
two pound turkeys. This, like literally doesn't make any sense.
You had to have known that was a mistake. Listen,
people are into different things. I don't know wherever you
were from. I don't know that's what you do. I
don't question people where we're from. What are you talking from? Ohio?
This doesn't make any sense, and something needs to be done.
And I need an actual twenty two pound turkey because
it's tomorrow and I've think people coming over here. Ela.

(02:33):
Where am I going to find a twenty two pound turkey?
You know what I mean? Well, maybe you should have
thought of that when you're placing that order that something
seemed off. Does that mean you don't want the three
pounds a half salad pickles? You know what? Have a
great Thanksgiving Miguel. All right, so we're gonna have to
follow me right now. Good. No, I was gonna say
we should call her. Okay, great, let it go. Question
We called him back. Here we go. What's going on

(02:58):
right now? What do you talk to the people's I'm
because I'm gonna kill them. We're talking about no, no, no, no.
You ordered twenty two pound turkeys. Twenty turkeys that are
two pounds. It's still the same amount of turkeys. What's
the problem? Wait? What what's the problem. I don't even
know how to cook pones? What do you mean? What's
the brace? Does the small turkeys just a lot of them?

(03:21):
The cooking instructions are going to be different. I don't
even know how I'm gonna get twenty turkeys enough. I'm
in like, I don't understand how to cook that like
that's that's ridiculous and embarrassing for that matter, the look
like Pickenslinda, who is that? This is Dave Rody Melvie
end in the morning show. We're pone's happening right now.
Your turkey's really on the way. It's fine. Go. I
don't know if I should be mad or relieved just
like that. Wait, oh my god, oh my god, I'm

(03:44):
gonna sound like a crazy person on the radio. Elvis
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