Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection

Mr. Leto works from home, so Skeery thought this was a perfect opportunity to call as Rod Phillips and sell Boy Band Bonanza, Christmas edition!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap.
The phone tap from Scary. It's one of those very
unique phone taps. I saw him in the studio putting
it together yesterday, and you look really busy, Like how
much work can you put into a phone tap? You
just call people in phone tap?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well, we spent I spent a lot of time on
it because I had to keep calling back. Aliyah wanted
to phone tap her dad. Her Her dad runs a
business from the house, so he's forced to keep answering
the phone.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
But I finally got to him. My god, let's see
what happened.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hello, is this mister Ledo?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yes, it is mister Ledo.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
This is Rod Phillips with boy Band Bonanza the Christmas Collection.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Happy Holidays, mister Ledo. Do you celebrate Christmas?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah? But what is it?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
This is the Christmas Collection boy Band Bonanza.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
So what do with me?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's your favorite boy bands all singing together in this
great Christmas collection.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
No, it's your favorite boy band. I don't know what
you're talking about. And do me favor?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Please? Hang up?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, but sir, wouldn't you like boy band Bananza.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
The Christmas came election, No, I'd like to go goodbye,
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Hello, it's Rod Phillips once again with boy band Bananda
the Christmas Collection.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Sir, heyo, did I just didn't we just talk.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
For fifteen dollars and ninety nine cents? This entire city
of boy bands from.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Here myday and gone to my man, my man, my
man could be yours my man. Yeah, listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Could you do me a favor and not call me? Please? Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Here's your Christmas spirit.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Listen to me. I'm being nice now, Okay, in a minute,
I'm not going to be very nice. Could you just
hang them? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
But sir, Taylor, Zach and Isaac are the Jonas Brothers
of the nineteen nineties, and now they're part of this
Christmas collection.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Listen with Merry Christmas? Baby?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
What part of hanging up don't you get? Could you
get off my phone? Please?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Sir? I'll get off your phone just as soon as
you picked up one of these copies.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hello, Oh my god, don't you want to come in
from out of the cot He make some hot chocolate.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Ninety eight degrees Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Ninety eight degrees specializes in Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I don't want to hear I don't want to hear nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Haven't you had some carollers at your door doing this song?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Why don't you know what? Why don't you come them
up house? Come to my house. I got some degrees.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
They say you give, I say you.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Give no, no, no, no no. I say you'll give this gift?
NOA hey, hey, I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
What better gift?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
This gift a boy Band Bonanza The Christmas Collection. You
don't you remember the new kids on the block? You know, Jordan, John, Danny, Joe.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You remember that. I'm going to hurt you.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Your Christmas would be much funkier if you had a
copy of boy Band Bonanza The Christmas Collection.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I'm gonna hurt you. Okay, get dead, yep, good, you're dead. Okay,
I will find you.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
But so we want you to have a funcky, fucky Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, I'm gonna gift You're gonna have a Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
You know the girls are on the floor of the
North Side. Posse's at the door.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
You know what you you have brainshells from your stupid egg.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It is Christmas time. They're gonna celebrate with the rhyme
you know what now you just ready will ever be.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You don't know about hip hop, you don't about wraps.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
They got a funcky fucky Christmas going on.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
You never got your ass kicked as a child. You
never got somebody as a kid. That's what's wrong with
you. You never got an app whip it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Sure, this is a very serious message.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Please do favor.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Jordan Knight need you to listen to this very serious message.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
It's your mere favorite.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
There are some people you know what you know?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I thought you didn't none in this world. I could
get to your ass and break you in a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Of little deal food to eat. They got no place
to go.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Sir, You're gonna have a silent nights. You have no fight.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Hey, we are old brothers.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Aren't you my brother? I'm not your brother. I'm not
your brother. I'm not your brother.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm just telling you that this one's for the children.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
If for no other reason you buy a CD today,
this one's.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
For the children. It's boy bed but mad to the
Christmas collection.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I don't know he won't hang up, Ronald, No, I know.
I'm screaming. What the you haven't because.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You're I might be it but you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I've been what.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Hey, George, my name is Scary Jones with that was
the ran in the morning show. And Aliah's playing a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hello pollas you get on the phone with you.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
We gratulated you're on the radio.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I'm on the radio with this.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yes, you're in the radio.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Aliah, I'm gonna kill you and whoever this guy, okay,
I remember you, buddy,